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It's Fridayyy!!! #26-Sex, Booze, and Old Guys in Movies · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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H it is time to leave your worries outside and join me Dan O'Malley along
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with Trey Trenholm and Rod Sharma right here inside the treehouse. It is Friday,
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February twenty third, twenty twenty four. I do I'm with it right
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the especially the facial expression you make when you when you do give your Friday
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it is it is. It is a sight to beld, especially especially like
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that time when I really get into it and I try to hit that note
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that only the lead singer of the Darkness seems to be able to hit.
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But yeah, once the uh, I referred I refer to that face as
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as the as the stank face. Okay, singers get it when they try
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to hit a certain note, and the stink face is most common with guitar
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players because when they when they get when they reach down to the bottom of
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the fret and they really want to lay into a high pitched note, their
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face automatically goes, yeah, it's that squint where they're trying to like gotta
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hit that and I and I refer to that as like you got to put
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some stink on it to get that note, and to put some stink on
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it you got to make that face, gotcha? Okay? And I call
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it, you know, put some stink on it, because it's also the
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face you make sometimes if you turn around and look at what you just did
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in the bowl, like the O'Malley stink. Hey you have it too,
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he just made. But it is time leave those worries outside, join us
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inside the treehouse. Let's get stupid. There was actually a lot to get
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to today, a lot of fun stuff, but there is there's some serious
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stuff going on, like you know, there was there was a pretty uh
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there was a violent stabbing in Austin last night. Oh no, but first
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birthdays. Actually the stabbing wasn't last night. It was a couple of days
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ago. But still sometimes news isn't always quickly breaking. But today is day
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February twenty third, two twenty four birthdays today. Dakota Fanning turns twenty nine.
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Started out as a little girl and I am Sam opposite Sean Penn in
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one of the last portrayals of a quote unquote act. Well, what's the
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proper way to say this? I was waiting to see what you were going
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to say. I don't want to say normal guy playing a special needs person
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because that's not exactly PC anymore, it's certain, and because normal is not
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really a fair tern because what is normal these days? I think all of
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us have realized that there really isn't any actual normal anymore. We're all left
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up in some way. So maybe it would be the proper way to describe
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Sean Pinn's portrayal of a disabled or is that that's not even proper in some
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cases mentally challenged? Yeah, but I can see some people argument whatever,
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Sean Penn played a role that nowadays he probably wouldn't get the role because he's
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not himself challenged. It's like an able bodied person portraying a disabled body.
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I don't know, because there's been this uproar lately. Well maybe not an
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uproar, but there's been argument saying it's like, well, if you're not
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this thing in real life, then you shouldn't be portraying it in a role,
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which, when you say that out loud, is also kind of ridiculous
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because that's the whole point of acting. Yes, it's like, well,
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you know, Steve McQueen was not actually bullet. Yes, a straight man
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playing a gay man doesn't matter. He's not that person either. Away,
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but saying well you have to be gay to play gay or something like that.
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Well, that's at the end of the day. I don't know.
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I'm just trying to do birthdays. It's not even that. I mean,
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if you remember, we had the guy on who used to do the videos
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he and his brothers for the Retarded Policeman and that was twenty years ago,
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but people were still and he liked, like, that's was his thing.
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Ponce loved doing it, and you know, he wanted to be an actor.
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That was but people would still say, oh my god, you're exploiting
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him. And he's like, no, like yo. He was having a
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blast, but people were still complaining. So it's damned if you do,
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damned if you don't. It very much is and and that's a great example
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because that's one that's a that's an example I think about actually pretty often because
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this is how that all worked. Everything you said, Trey is one hundred
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percent accurate. And the additional wrinkle would be the people trying to look out
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for Ponce, who was the uh, the actor with down syndrome or traying
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the retarded Policemen and YouTube videos which were hysterical. He was in on it.
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He helped write them. He was the star of the show and everything.
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But those people that should that you're exploiting him. When at the same
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time, when he would clap back and say this this is my thing.
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I enjoy doing it, I help produce it, I write it, then
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they would say, well, you don't know any better. M hm oh
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wow, So now you just made it worse under the guise of trying to
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help. So at a certain point you just got to let people do what
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they do. And if you enjoy it, you enjoy it. If it
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offends you, then you know, go watch puppies running around in a meadow.
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I mean I don't know what to do. Yeah, I uh I.
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When you said acting, I was like, that's that's correct, that's
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what it's supposed to be. And I understand the argument of if there is
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a gay person that can play this gay character, then they should get that
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role. But if somebody's a better actor than you, yeah, then give
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it to them. I mean I think, well we can go back and
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look at them movie like Scarface and go, yeah, you know what,
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they probably should have put a Cuban in there. Yeah, had one,
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just fun, but they did. Angel Salazar is one of his right hand
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men in the show, and he's the one who trained because I know Angel,
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Angel trained Pacino to do that accent because that's how Angel talks. So
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al Pacina was just doing an impression of angels house. And it's not that
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he did he did, he didn't do a great job. I'm just saying,
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literally talking about a movie that really there are no you know, it's
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about you know, cocaine and whatever else, but oh there's there's hardly any
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Latin people in the movie. Yeah, yeah, you're right, because it's
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a movie that's supposed to be about a Cuban drug cartel and the cast is
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made up of mostly Italian Americans. I mean, if they remade the movie
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today, it would star Leonardo DiCaprio. I would still watch it. You
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damn right, I would. I would watch I would. I've realized also
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the other day I would watch almost anything with Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, he
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is. I didn't realize it, but he sneakily snuck into like my top
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five favorite actors without even mean, without even really realizing it. Sneakily snucking.
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Mm hmm. I like that, Raja said at the beginning of the
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show Let's Get stupid. That includes that includes my language abilities today. Uh
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so anyway, there are birthdays Dakota Fanning. It is thirty today. She
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started out and I am Sam. Most recently I saw her in Equalizer three
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with Denzel Washington. Yeah, yeah, that's if you if you have to
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fly anytime soon, that's a good one. That had that on the last
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flight I was on. That's one that'll make that's about just shy of two
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hours if I remember I fly by. Uh other birthdays today. We also
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have Emily Blunt, actress. She is forty one. She's the Rocks co
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star in the Jungle Cruise movie that nobody asked for. She was also Mary
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Poppins and Mary Poppins Returns. She was in the Devilwaar's product and lots of
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people love her for killing Tom Cruise over and over and over again. And
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actually what I think maybe one of Tom Cruise's finest films, Edge of Tomorrow.
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If you guys have not seen Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise and Emily
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Blunt, do yourself a favor. Do it. It's a great sci fi
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movie, all right, I have not seen it. Take my word for
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it. Even if you can't stand Tom Cruise, It's still worth it because
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it's a good movie and also because he dies like one hundred different times.
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I don't understand this argument of people that go, I don't like Tom Cruise,
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Like, what's not like? What's not to like about it? Like
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he's sometimes sometimes for people it's hard to separate the artist from the art or
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the person from the art. Yeah, I can do it. Like Tom
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Cruise completely shifted public opinion on him when he was with Katie Holmes and he
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went on Oprah and looked like a maniac in love. And then the worst
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thing was he goes on the Today Show and the Star prescription drug explaining to
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Matt Lauer and saying how brook Shields is wrong for postpartum depression and all these
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things. That's where it began. That's where it truly began. Where he
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was just a real prick and trying to separate the prick from his good work.
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For a lot of people, they weren't able to do it. It
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was a scientology thing, right, That's where he was getting that from.
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Yeah, well he's not with scientology anymore. He should and he can't for
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whatever reason, he won't come out publicly against it. Maybe it's because he's
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afraid they'll kill him. Yeah, I don't even say really that he's not
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part of the church anymore. Yeah, but that goes back to then they
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will kill you, Yeah, the church. He truly was out of the
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church and thinks, oh my god, these people are nuts and I shouldn't
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have I should never have believed these things. Yes, it would actually do
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him some good to get back on Oprah's couch and jump up and down on
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it again and say I hate Scientology, and I think that would win back
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a number of people. Yeah, but he would be like in the second
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jump and they'd be like, and then that would be a Scientology sniper got
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him exactly because the leader of their church right now, his wife's been missing
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for twenty five years and there's no search for her. So if that's the
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case, like David Misscaviatt's wife has been missing forever and nobody's seen her and
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not know that she's been missing for like twenty years, And I thought they
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would know she's dead. I thought that they kind of had her, like
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they locked away that one of their camps, that's what they and but nobody
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Her assistant hasn't seen her in twenty years. Hang on, this woman has
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been missing, yes, for over two decades, and she still has an
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assistant. Yes, hello, employee of the month. I mean, but
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it's just it's just a person who works for the church. You can call
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it an assistant, but it's somebody that works for the church. But nobody's
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seen her. So I'm like, sure. Tom Cruise is like, hey,
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thank you guys so much for everything. I'll politely f off. I
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won't say anything, y'all don't get me. Yeah, but that's how that
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I have to work. Are no joke. They will get you. Yes,
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A favorite The Edge of Tomorrow. Okay, speaking of Tom Cruise,
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I am a little nervous that they're now talking Top Gun three. Yeah.
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No, no, it's not talking. It's I think it's been confirmed that
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it is confirmed Top Gun three. Man. Oh, they're really rolling the
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dice on that one. Because I will admit I liked I liked Top Gun
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Maverick. It was good. It was it was It had a it was
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a little corny in a couple of spots, but I was ultimately fine with
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it. And I've seen the movie like three times, so obviously I enjoyed
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it. Yes, I don't know if there's more meat on that bone.
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I'm with you. I kind of think they should have let, you know,
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the sniper get him. They should have just let Maverick and Penny fly
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off into the sunset and ended that story. Now, yeah, we say
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that, And I didn't think he could do that good of a movie,
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you know, thirty five years later or whatever. So I maybe he can.
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Well, I mean, when you when when your love interest goes from
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Kelly McGillis to Jennifer Connelly, then that's a sequel worth watching. Es you
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look at current pictures. I think he's exc like he's the executive producer of
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Top Gun three. They haven't said, but they haven't not said, if
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that makes sense. They haven't said that he's in the movie or not in
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the movie and what capacity he's in the movie. But he is. He's
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the one that confirmed. It's like, as executive producer, Top Gun three
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is gonna happen. And I'm with you, I was like, what what
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ice is dead? Right? If you know what happened? Like if they
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made this movie about sundown, that would be so great Top Sunday, Top
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Gun three, The Sun Rises for Sundown. He gets to go from the
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back of the jet into the pilot seat. That's yeah, but you know
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that would be you know, Fi flying Rubber turns to Hon Kong probably that's
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what you know. What's what's Sundown doing? Now, Well, that's the
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whole point. There's got to be that the transformation the heroes journey. I
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mean, in the original Top Gun, Sundown was in the back of the
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jet and when Goose died, he immediately I get he was the only one
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available to fly with someone because he was the only one I guess without a
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partner to fly with. He's just waiting around for one of the white guys
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to die so we can get in one of the jets and participate in Top
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Gun. So Top Gun three, uh, Sundown it is as a pilot
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for Spirit and gets the call up. What I'd actually, I'd watch it.
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I would absolutely watch that movie. I want to see I want to
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see Sundown get Get get his shot. You don't I was, I was,
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I was. I was hesitant about Top Gun three. But you know,
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if they can if they can really move that story along, Yeah,
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I just don't know what the storyline would be. I don't know what it
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would be. It would have to center around Goose's son, Who's Who's apparent
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who apparently can fly now by the end of the especially because technically at the
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end of of Maverick he was retired. So yeah, that and then I
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saw the the premise for lethal Weapon five. Wow, No, there's no
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Lethal weapon five. Are you making this up now? I'm not. I
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first heard about it a couple of years ago. But then that Yeah,
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uh, Merton Riggs were retired, like and they retired to Miami as detectives
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or you know, it's like private detectives. I'm like, god, running
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scared. That's you know, you're getting really dangerously close. Well, yeah,
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but Murtag was saying in Lethal Weapon one in like nineteen eighty seven that
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he was sick of this shit. He was too old for this shit.
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Yeah, in nineteen eighty seven he's saying, I'm too old for this shit.
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And then by by twenty twenty seven, now when all of a sudden
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he wakes up and like, you know what I wasn't sicky of If I'm
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ready for more, I need a paycheck? What that is? Okay?
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So lethal weapon five top gun three? Okay, I did think and this
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is just my conspiracy theory that when the Super Bowl Arnold Schwarzenegger Danny DeVito commercial
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happened that they're setting something up for Twins two. I had read that they've
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been talking about that project for years. No, really, I just thought.
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I just thought I was really intuitive, like, oh my god,
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this is what they're setting up Twins right, let's let's not let's not burst
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Roger's belt. But yes, Roger, you're very intuitive. There was a
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successful film in Hollywood and no one ever talked about a sequel ever again until
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you thought of it. That's correct, Twins too. It should be called
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Twins too. Men o pause. Uh, just because the age like they
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shouldn't be able to it shouldn't be fertile, is what I'm saying. And
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no, no, that was a different But what was the other that was
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the one where he has the baby? I confused the two movies. I'm
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sorry, what's the one who Ronald Schwartzenekker has a baby or jor that's what.
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I don't know. What's more embarrassing, your menopause joke or the fact
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that I knew the answer to that question. I'm gonna I say we both
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Is the movie you're talking about where computers took over the world? Was
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We love them, possibly more than we love you, the listener.
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But it's it's it's a close. It's like it's like one A one b
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H. There was one other birthday that I wanted to throw out before we
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get to the violent stabbing in Austin recently, and that is Mark Price RAJ
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Trey. Do either of you know this actor by his name Mark? He
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is fifty six today. Do you know the somewhat famous role he played?
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No, Trey, I do not. We know him best as Skippy on
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Family Ties. Oh my god. Wow. Yeah. So now I have
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a follow up question for you. It is a mini version of something we've
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played in the trios for a long time, and that is would you rather,
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Raj Trey? Would you rather? I'm really bad for this and I'm
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kind of sorry if you had to trade lives right now with either Skippy from
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Family Ties or Michael J. Fox. Whose life are you taking right now?
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Michael J. Fowks shakey with money trade exactly. You want Skippy from
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Family Tie's life right now or Michael J. Fox life right now. I'm
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gonna go with Skippy. You're gonna roll the dice and go with the mystery.
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Uh income very interesting, Okay, I like it. I like that
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You're you're rolling the dice with the Skippy from Family Ties. But I had
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the shakes for years. I'll I'll go the other direction. Yeah, Trey
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already knows what it's like. Yeah, first time, Michael J. Fox.
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But do we know what Skippy's doing? Are you trading? Are you
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trading? Like Michael J. Fox living in the hills in Hollywood, but
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he's a little shaky over Skippy who could probably be working at a Wiener snifful
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right now, but he's got his steady hand, uh Hawk and Wieners.
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This is why I asked the questions. I really know. Let me see.
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Uh, I'm trying to see if there's something that says what Skippy is
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doing now. He expanded his career into television hosting. He was oh that's
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right. He was the lead on Disney Channel's game show Teen Win Loser Draw
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from eighty nine to ninety two. Wow. He was in Killer Tomatoes Eat
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France in nineteen ninety one. I'm sure you've seen it, so I wasn't.
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I have seen Killer Tomatoes one, but I have not seen them eat
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France. Oh okay, but I bet if I went to Pornhub, I'd
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find something else interesting that they might be eating. He actually seems to be
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still acting. In twenty twenty four. He is playing Mayor Thorny in The
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Girl Too. Oh yeah, how was The Girl one? Dan? Do
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you remember? Was it? Was it something you recommend? Hang on,
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let me me click on to see if I'm actually familiar with it. Hey?
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Also, he he is a member of the sitcom Legends Tour autograph signs
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with Marshall Warfield of Night Court and Jimmy Walker of Good Times. Wow.
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That is so he's in good company. Mm hmm, Well his autograph's worth
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more than ours. Yes, but I was. I was on a flight
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coming back from Las Vegas with Jimmy Walker and I know where he performs.
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And I call the club and I'm like, hey, you guys have Jimmy
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Walker this week. And they go, oh my god, is he on
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your flight? I go, yeah, they go, can you come a
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ride to the club because they forgot to pick him up. Uh. I
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was like, I'm not driving a fort Worth, Paul, I'm not going
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to do it. If Jimmy Walker yells out his catchphrase on a plane,
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does he get arrested. No, But if I'm sitting next to him,
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I do. Will said, all right, today is Fred Day, February
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twenty third, twenty twenty four, Earth days today. If you could,
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would you have sex with beer? Trey? I don't know if that goes
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against your uh, your sober lifestyle now I think it. But more importantly,
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why why would I want to have sex with something that really doesn't even
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taste that good? Like that would be the first time. Yeah, but
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I explain the why as I was drunk he couldn't taste yeah. Yeah,
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Trey sober now, so he doesn't have any good excuses, like when you
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wake up the next morning and you're going, yeah, you'll know why.
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No, there there actually is a vice. Dot Com did a story about
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a beer love toy for men. A company called Blush is selling a beer
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A company called Blush is selling a beer can sex toy for men. It
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looks like a sixteen ounce can but the inside is designed to, you know,
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mimic something else. Some people have resorted to calling the sixteen ounce cans
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pounders, so this kind of fits. I like it. The label on
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the beer can Love Toy is a take on the old Schlitz logo, which
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is kind of fitting. But the brand name is Shags Scchags. They have
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three different versions depending on your preference of beer style, laggers, ales or
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stouts, and they retail for forty dollars. Wow, okay, and now
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are you are you seeing the possibility of the dando? Oh, We've seen
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the possibility of the dando for years. It's just a matter of can we
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actually take something from our mind and make a real item out of it?
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And then once I start asking that question, I hear doctor Ian Malcolm Jeff
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Goldblin's character in Jurassic Park saying they were so busy concerning themselves if they could
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that they never asked themselves if they should. And that's one of the reasons
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why we've never actually made a physical actual dan. Though. Did you say
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the can is it's like modeled after Schlitz? Yeah? The logo is is
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what did they put like a rooster instead of the bull poking through or what
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you know what? I have not seen it, but it does also beg
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a different question. Uh, and and that is based on our alcohol of
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choice. So there's the story about the beer can love toy for men.
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But the three of us are not beer drinkers. Typically, we're liquor guys,
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right, So then based on your preferred liquor, that would be your
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love toy, all right, which is pretty ironic on two levels for Trey,
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one because he's sober now and two because that means Trey's love toy when
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he was drinking. Be Jack Daniels, Raj, what is your liquor of
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choice right now? It's it is whiskey? What brand? Uh? You
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know this is gonna say. I just walked into this, and but I
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have to say it, Bullet. You know what, though, yours is
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still better than mine, Raj, because if they made a sex toy out
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of my preferred liquor, I'd be having sex with Yakov smere enough. I
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don't know which one. I mean, you could be having what titas?
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So I don't know. Oh that is true, it could have been with
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titos. But after all of this thinking, it's like, where are the
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liquors named after women. It's really bad though, so at least you don't
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drink ships sailor Jerry's. But there's still an even worse whiskey choice out there,
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because there's a whiskey called Old Granddad, and I've tasted it and I
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got it more for the cork noise it makes when you pop it open.
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Now, someone as ask me you're talking about the Granddad or the bottle?
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I enjoyed the movie. And because Colby's mostly deaf and requires subtitles, he
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he napped. That works out. You had a theater to yourself, he
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got a nice, cool place to take a nap after a long day,
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and you got to see him be in peace and quiet. You know that.
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the headline again of a story I need to share with you, gentlemen.
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Do you think you guys are easily tricked? Oh? You're thinking so long
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and hard about that terrifies me. Yeah, I don't want to. I
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don't know if I wanted to admit it, but yeah, Trey M.
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I'm generally. I mean, I don't know how you could have worked on
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the show for a decade and say you're easily I mean, you're not saying
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without admitting I'm a dip shit. I'm gonna say no because I've had enough
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lessons and I'm skeptical enough, just not not. I don't know that you
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know the inquisitive nature of my mind other than are just the Pavlovian beating of
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the Russ Martin Show. No, it's from from our old radio days.
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We've been conditioned to have a really, really really strong guard constantly up.
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Yeah, and I do agree that you are skeptical by nature, and so
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I appreciate you Raj being so honest as to say that you don't want to
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admit it. But yeah, sometimes you're easily tricked, like it can happen
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to any of us, and you know, we never like to admit it,
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but it is possible. But I'm curious what either of you do.
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You think either of you would be tricked into having sex with another man using
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a sheet. No, I can be tricked. I'm not stupid. Two
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different things. Yeah, I think there's a dead giveaway. Good answer.
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So you weren't answering immediately because it was more you thought it was a rhetorical
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question. There's no way you're getting tricked into having sex with a dude just
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because he's got a sheet. No, well, there are two men in
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Canada who cannot say the same thing that you just did. Because a thirty
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three year old man in Canada has been convicted of sexual assault after he tricked
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two men, not one, but two men into having sex with him threw
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a sheet at his house. I want to know how he got caught.
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One guy simply pulled the sheet away in the first way. You know,
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I was like, no, it's a vagina. Eh, That's exactly what
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he did. So what happened was he met the men online pretending to be
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a woman named Angela. Then he'd invite them to his home for anonymous fun.
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But there were rules. There's no talking, and the men would not
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see him for her, and instead they would interact through a hole in a
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sheet that was hanging in a doorway. So some guy, you know,
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made a homemade glory hole. That's just so bad on men of Hey,
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there's got a hole in my door. You come, stick, you jump
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through it, and obviously you'll find somebody. No, it is, it
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is an amazing feat you you make a homemade glory hole in you any this
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guy made a homemade glory hole and he found two suckers. There was a
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sucking aloud but okay, uh, well no it was talking. Sucking is
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very different than talking. And since we're running with this theme of uh same
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sex relations and breaking the law, I'm going to uh continue down that path
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because at the beginning of the show I mentioned that there was a violent stabbing
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and Austin right, yes, well see what had happened was allegedly no,
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no, this is confirmed. A man was stabbed in the butt inside an
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LA Fitness men's locker room with a knife, really or with a Canadian what
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else are you going to use to stab another man in the butt? Oh?
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Wait, I hear it now. Well, stabbed in the butt by
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a guy from Toronto. It sounds like a made up story, but it
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is. It is in fact very real. Uh. There was a man
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in Austin sixty nine years old. He goes he goes to the LA Fitness.
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I'm not making this up. That's find the link here. Hang on.
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He goes to the LA Fitness and he's working out and another man requests
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to use the leg press machine that he is using. And the man using
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the leg press machine, the sixty nine year old suspect said no, you
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need to go find something else to do. The victim was eventually able to
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use the machine and he later came upon the sixty nine year old suspect named
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John Mackison, and there was an incident in the men's locker room. Mackison
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chased the victim and stabbed him in the butt with a folding knife that was
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four to six inches long. The man was able to flee on foot and
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find help at the front desk of the LA Fitness, where people surrounded him
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and protected him until the man went outside to get away, but before he
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went outside to get away. He asked the group protecting the man he had
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just stabbed in the butt, who else wants some? And he told an
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arresting officer, I just got out of prison for this. In twenty twelve,
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he pled guilty to aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and was ordered to
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serve a ten year prison sentence. And he's now being held on fifty thousand
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dollars bond for doing it yet again. Well, I mean, that doesn't
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seem like four inches would be a deadly weapon. He's not in Canada.
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I think Texas is stretching the law. A bit violet tickling will get you
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prison time. But I tell you what, when you go back to prison
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as the butt stabber, I think you're gonna be uh popular, You're gonna
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get You're gonna get attacked with more than four to six inches. I can
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promise this is one of those times where I need a palate cleanser. Some
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old grandpa that some some yakov is that what that actually uh some some yak
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cough might actually oh god, that sounds even worse now in your contact.
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All right, I know I'm already at home, but I'm going home oh
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God. Thanks for hanging out with us inside the Treehouse on a Friday.
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A very stabby addition, we will see you on Monday for episode eighty inside
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the Treehouse. We'll see you then