Latest / The Mark Simone Show / Hour 3: More homeless shelters are coming.
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- 0:00Speaker 1: They'll mark some own show live from the wr Lifeback studios.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Well is it Friday and Thursday? One more day, one
- 0:12Speaker 2: more day Thursday. But it's going to beautiful. They've changed
- 0:17Speaker 2: the weather forecast. It was supposed to be rain, no rain.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Now for the next three four days it'll be great.
- 0:23Speaker 2: So Mam Donnie driving people all over Manhattan nuts. You know,
- 0:27Speaker 2: you voting these socialists, and so they're opening these shelters,
- 0:32Speaker 2: and you know, these shelters involve a lot of people
- 0:36Speaker 2: on drugs, drinking all that, and it kind of causes
- 0:39Speaker 2: problems all over the neighborhood. They opened one at fifty
- 0:41Speaker 2: ninth and twelfth. They put them in strange places. Fifty
- 0:46Speaker 2: ninth and twelfth. You know, there's a CBS building there
- 0:49Speaker 2: that's fifty seventh and twelfth. There's a big skyscraper with
- 0:53Speaker 2: the BMW Dealer that's fifty seventh and twelfth, over to
- 0:56Speaker 2: fifty eighth. Then you go over to fifty ninth. There's
- 1:00Speaker 2: a lot of apartment buildings and there's these you know
- 1:02Speaker 2: when you drive down the West Side Highway and you
- 1:05Speaker 2: see these unbelievable it's like twelve no more than they're
- 1:09Speaker 2: like seventeen high rises in a row, most of them
- 1:11Speaker 2: built by Donald Trump, and then a couple of new ones. Says,
- 1:14Speaker 2: I mean, just magnificent skyscrapers. That this is not the
- 1:18Speaker 2: place for a homeless shelter. It's really not, and it's
- 1:22Speaker 2: not good for the neighborhood. And you know, if you
- 1:24Speaker 2: bought one of those apartments two years ago, you didn't
- 1:27Speaker 2: know there could be a homeless shelter near you. And
- 1:29Speaker 2: this is like the Blasio type stuff. Remember he was
- 1:31Speaker 2: going to open a homeless shelter next to Carnegie Hall,
- 1:35Speaker 2: like just ridiculous. So there's another one opening. They're trying
- 1:39Speaker 2: to stop it. Eighty sixth and third Avenue. It's like
- 1:45Speaker 2: a nice, fancy neighborhood. They don't need a homeless shelter there,
- 1:49Speaker 2: and it's a crazy place for a homeless shelter. But
- 1:51Speaker 2: this is Mom Donnie tax the rich, annoy the rich,
- 1:55Speaker 2: drive the rich crazy. Now there's a lot of rich
- 1:57Speaker 2: guys getting together and they're all talking about moving, leaving,
- 2:02Speaker 2: going to Florida or something, and they want to call
- 2:04Speaker 2: their movement defund socialism. You know, you keep talking about
- 2:08Speaker 2: defund ice, defund the police. Well they could defund socialism easily,
- 2:12Speaker 2: but just leaving them. There's no more tax revenue because
- 2:15Speaker 2: those wealthy people, the rich that they yell about, actually
- 2:18Speaker 2: pay all the taxes. The top one percent pays forty
- 2:22Speaker 2: eight percent of the tax the top ten percent pays
- 2:25Speaker 2: it all, like eighty percent of the taxes. So that
- 2:29Speaker 2: movement might gain some steam. You know, in Florida, they
- 2:33Speaker 2: really love Mom Donnie. He's got brought them a lot
- 2:36Speaker 2: of businesses, a lot of corporations, a lot of wealthy
- 2:39Speaker 2: guys who pay a fortune in taxes. Jared Kushner has
- 2:45Speaker 2: a brother, Josh Kushner. He just a big guy in La.
- 2:50Speaker 2: He just partnered up with Bob Eiger, the former Disney chairman.
- 2:55Speaker 2: The two of them just bought the Los Angeles Lakers,
- 2:58Speaker 2: the big basketball team they now own, that cost billions
- 3:02Speaker 2: of dollars they spent I don't know what it was,
- 3:05Speaker 2: six billion or something, but it's a lot of fun
- 3:08Speaker 2: to own a team. Besides all the other stuff, you
- 3:12Speaker 2: got your big luxury suite every night, and every big star, celebrity, dignitary,
- 3:17Speaker 2: everybody who's anybody, who's everybody, who's anybody, who's who all
- 3:21Speaker 2: want to sit in that suite. So every night. It's
- 3:23Speaker 2: like a party in there. Now, that's one reason these
- 3:26Speaker 2: guys love to have these teams. Let's say you're Woody
- 3:29Speaker 2: Johnson and you're the worst owner in the history of sports. Literally,
- 3:34Speaker 2: he is the worst owner in the history of sports.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Under his leadership, the Jets have been an absolute, complete
- 3:41Speaker 2: total disaster for years and years and years and years.
- 3:46Speaker 2: There's no chance they'll ever come out of this slump.
- 3:49Speaker 2: It's not even a slump, it's just disaster. It's the
- 3:53Speaker 2: worst thing ever. Why would you know, Maybe you try
- 3:56Speaker 2: for another couple of years, but after about ten years, whatever,
- 3:58Speaker 2: wouldn't you just say, I really stink at this. Let
- 4:02Speaker 2: me just sell the team. He bought it for six
- 4:04Speaker 2: hundred million, and now it's worth ten billion. Let me
- 4:08Speaker 2: take the ten billion. And if it were you, and
- 4:11Speaker 2: you'd say, this is embarrassing to have this kind of record.
- 4:14Speaker 2: I've guy look like the biggest idiot in the world.
- 4:16Speaker 2: I'll take the ten billion and go do something else.
- 4:19Speaker 2: But then you give up that luxury suite, and every
- 4:21Speaker 2: big person in the world wants to come sit with
- 4:23Speaker 2: you in that suite. And if you're you know, a quiet,
- 4:27Speaker 2: little billionaire without much personality, well, This is a good
- 4:30Speaker 2: thing for you to attract a lot of friends, so
- 4:32Speaker 2: they don't sell the team. Now the Yankees, on the
- 4:35Speaker 2: other hand, well, this is one of the most successful,
- 4:37Speaker 2: what probably the most successful, greatest franchise ever in sports,
- 4:43Speaker 2: and the Steinberner kids run it now. Randy Levine, the
- 4:46Speaker 2: brilliant guy, does a great job there, and they just
- 4:49Speaker 2: got a partner, Big Hedge Fund put six billion into
- 4:53Speaker 2: the Yankees just for a piece of it. That's six
- 4:57Speaker 2: billion just for a piece of it. So you can
- 4:59Speaker 2: imagine if that's the only part ownership, what the whole
- 5:03Speaker 2: franchise must be worth. Now that's got to put it
- 5:06Speaker 2: at twelve billion, fifteen billion, greatest franchise in the history
- 5:11Speaker 2: of sports. So one of the partners in the La Lakers.
- 5:14Speaker 2: That's why these guys Eiger and Josh Kushner, they will
- 5:19Speaker 2: be the toast of LA. Now this is the brother
- 5:21Speaker 2: of Jared Kushner. Now look at the two different things
- 5:23Speaker 2: you could be doing. Josh Kushner owns the Lakers. Now
- 5:27Speaker 2: he'll be like the king of social life in LA.
- 5:32Speaker 2: Jared Kushner is in Riad or someplace, I don't know,
- 5:37Speaker 2: negotiating with Iranians, which one would you rather do have
- 5:41Speaker 2: fun in the suite at the Lakers game or be
- 5:44Speaker 2: fighting with some Iranians? And you know, when you're fighting
- 5:47Speaker 2: with these Iranians, you know you're going to end up
- 5:49Speaker 2: with death threats and a target. And who the hell
- 5:51Speaker 2: would want these kind of roles in life. Steve Whitcoff,
- 5:55Speaker 2: you know, he used to be in Manhattan negotiating real
- 5:58Speaker 2: estate deals. Now he's in the Middle East fighting with
- 6:00Speaker 2: a bunch of lunatic fifteenth century Iranian morons. So hey,
- 6:05Speaker 2: Howard Stern apparently had this rule. You know, the Howard
- 6:09Speaker 2: Stern Show is kind of shutting down. It's getting smaller
- 6:12Speaker 2: and smaller and smaller. And it was two hundred people,
- 6:15Speaker 2: it's one hundred people, it's fifty people, it's thirty people,
- 6:18Speaker 2: it's ten people. Every time you get singcond rid of
- 6:20Speaker 2: these people. Even with the non disclosure agreement, stuff starts
- 6:24Speaker 2: to leak out and a lot of people are griping
- 6:28Speaker 2: about the Howard Stern Show. Apparently he had this rule.
- 6:32Speaker 2: It sounds kind of crazy, but apparently there was a
- 6:35Speaker 2: dress code for women, not for men, just for women.
- 6:40Speaker 2: There was this crazy dress code and the women were
- 6:44Speaker 2: not allowed to wear sneakers. That was the big thing.
- 6:48Speaker 2: No sneakers if you're a woman, and they argued that
- 6:51Speaker 2: the celebrities, all kinds of people are coming. You have
- 6:54Speaker 2: to be dressed if you're a woman, but not for men.
- 6:57Speaker 2: The men could wear sneakers, but not the women, and
- 7:00Speaker 2: sounds kind of crazy, sounds kind of a sexist. Nowadays,
- 7:05Speaker 2: you know, just about everybody's wearing sneakers. You know, you
- 7:08Speaker 2: go to any major corporation, especially in the tech world,
- 7:11Speaker 2: the media world, the chairman of the board is wearing sneakers.
- 7:15Speaker 2: It's always the case. So I don't know why Stern
- 7:17Speaker 2: would be like And for a guy like Stern to
- 7:19Speaker 2: have a dress code, you have to look at him.
- 7:21Speaker 2: He looks like he robbed a scarecrow. He's always he
- 7:24Speaker 2: dressed like a scarecrow. Who the hell is he to
- 7:26Speaker 2: tell anybody how to dress? Hard to believe, but the
- 7:31Speaker 2: staff up in arms about it. You know, it's like
- 7:33Speaker 2: wearing a tie. Do you ever see anybody wear a
- 7:35Speaker 2: tie anymore? The only time I ever wear a tie
- 7:41Speaker 2: is if I'm a TV or I got an MC
- 7:43Speaker 2: something in front of a big audit that maybe then
- 7:45Speaker 2: you wear a tie. Nobody wears a tie at work.
- 7:48Speaker 2: And you go to the bank, nobody wears a tie.
- 7:50Speaker 2: Go to Wall Street, nobody wears a tie. Here, iHeart
- 7:53Speaker 2: major media company. I didn't nobody with a tie. You know,
- 7:56Speaker 2: if you're coming to a major office building, a big
- 7:58Speaker 2: office building, and you got a jacket and tie on,
- 8:02Speaker 2: they assume you're the security guard. That's the only person
- 8:04Speaker 2: wearing a tie anymore. Yeah. Go to Fox, I was
- 8:10Speaker 2: there yesterday. Security guards all have a suit and tie.
- 8:14Speaker 2: The anchors have a suit and tie. Everybody else dressed
- 8:18Speaker 2: like a slob. That's every company in the world, everybody everywhere. Hey,
- 8:23Speaker 2: Bill Gates has a daughter, Phoebe, and Bill Gates's daughter
- 8:28Speaker 2: apparently is being indicted and facing twenty years in prison.
- 8:34Speaker 2: She has a tech business, some kind of tech company.
- 8:38Speaker 2: Bill Gates funded it. Phoebe Gates is twenty three and
- 8:43Speaker 2: she's now facing a maximum penalty of twenty years in prison.
- 8:47Speaker 2: And what is the crime cookie stuffing? Ooh, cookie stuffing.
- 8:55Speaker 2: It's a multi billion dollar startup. Now what the hell
- 8:58Speaker 2: is cookie did digital crimes that you wouldn't know none
- 9:02Speaker 2: of us know about. Cookie stuffing is an illicit practice
- 9:06Speaker 2: that if you have an online business, you know when
- 9:10Speaker 2: they go to your computer, they put cookies into your computer,
- 9:13Speaker 2: and the cookies signal things. So apparently there's a thing
- 9:16Speaker 2: called cookie stuffing where you put more cookies than you
- 9:19Speaker 2: really need and it makes your numbers on your website
- 9:23Speaker 2: go up. It makes it look like you had more sales.
- 9:26Speaker 2: It's a way of committing fraud. It makes it look
- 9:27Speaker 2: like you look you had more sales, more customers, more refuse.
- 9:31Speaker 2: Apparently it's a big crime. I don't know. To me,
- 9:35Speaker 2: it's a pretty silly thing to arrest somebody. Again, you're
- 9:38Speaker 2: gonna end up in prison. And the guy goes, what
- 9:39Speaker 2: are you here for? Cookie stuffing? It sounds like one
- 9:46Speaker 2: very stupid crime, but it comes with a maximum penalty
- 9:49Speaker 2: of twenty years in federal prison. And Bill Gates, of course,
- 9:53Speaker 2: being the honest man that he is, when they asked
- 9:56Speaker 2: him about it, he said, hamanahmaanahamanahamana. He doesn't know about it.
- 10:01Speaker 2: He never heard of her. So that's a pretty serious
- 10:06Speaker 2: thing though, But whereas I think it's if it's in California,
- 10:09Speaker 2: where it's probably a Seattle or someplace that she's getting
- 10:12Speaker 2: charged with. All this pretty bad elon musk, This guy
- 10:18Speaker 2: Elon Musk is unbelievable. You know, he invents the Tesla,
- 10:22Speaker 2: the invents the rockets. I mean, it's unbelievable what this
- 10:25Speaker 2: guy does. Now look at this. He's now building the
- 10:29Speaker 2: biggest building in the history of the world, the single
- 10:34Speaker 2: biggest building ever built. It's gonna be a factory or
- 10:40Speaker 2: a headquarters for Tesla and SpaceX. It will be Grimes County, Texas.
- 10:46Speaker 2: Now listen to this. The building will be one hundred
- 10:51Speaker 2: million square feet. One hundred million square feet. The biggest
- 10:58Speaker 2: building in the world right now is in China, It's
- 11:00Speaker 2: Special Global Center. This will be five times the size
- 11:04Speaker 2: of that. This building will be bigger than the Pentagon,
- 11:09Speaker 2: Apple Park and the Mall of America combined. It will
- 11:14Speaker 2: be an advanced semiconductor lab that will bridge the divide
- 11:17Speaker 2: between current global chip supply and the compute demand of
- 11:23Speaker 2: the future. I don't know what the hell that is,
- 11:25Speaker 2: but I guess it needs a very big building. It
- 11:28Speaker 2: will produce chips optimized for edge computing and inference for
- 11:35Speaker 2: use in hardware like Optimus robots and self driving cybercaps,
- 11:40Speaker 2: along with high power chips designed for operating SpaceX's space
- 11:45Speaker 2: based data centers. Oh my god, I got a headache.
- 11:49Speaker 2: I gotta rest just from that sentence. You know, there's
- 11:53Speaker 2: all these things you can do in life. Take this
- 11:55Speaker 2: job for instance. You come in here, you talk for
- 11:57Speaker 2: an hour, you leave. It's simple. If somebody said, well,
- 12:01Speaker 2: what do you do we talk for on the radio?
- 12:03Speaker 2: We talk, have fun and that's it. If you ask
- 12:06Speaker 2: this guy to explain what are you do in that building?
- 12:08Speaker 2: Who the hell could figure out what they do in there.
- 12:10Speaker 2: But it's the biggest single building, one hundred million square feet,
- 12:18Speaker 2: just outside of Houston, Grimes County, Texas, just outside of Houston.
- 12:21Speaker 2: The first phase of the building, it's gonna be built
- 12:24Speaker 2: in a couple faces. First phase of the building will
- 12:27Speaker 2: cost seventeen billion. That's why this guy Musk, you know,
- 12:32Speaker 2: love more hate him. This guy's an amazing guy. I mean,
- 12:35Speaker 2: the things he does, the things he pulls off. Now,
- 12:39Speaker 2: I saw this study that came out that ranks the states.
- 12:42Speaker 2: What's the greatest state to live in? What's the most
- 12:44Speaker 2: beautiful best state you could live in? New Jersey is
- 12:49Speaker 2: number two. Now wait a minute here, we love New Jersey.
- 12:55Speaker 2: There's wonderful parts of New Jersey. But number two, Number two.
- 13:04Speaker 2: Did anybody watch The Sopranos and go, wow, I would
- 13:07Speaker 2: love to live there. It looks like a paradise. Now,
- 13:10Speaker 2: I don't trust the survey at all because let me
- 13:12Speaker 2: see here. I guess what number one is. Number one
- 13:15Speaker 2: is Idaho? Wait a minute, Yeah, I don't know about
- 13:18Speaker 2: this study. New Jersey got a score of fifty nine
- 13:21Speaker 2: point forty one. Now listen. It says, despite notoriously high
- 13:25Speaker 2: property tax costs a living, New Jersey's high median wages,
- 13:31Speaker 2: top tier healthcare. It was pretty good healthcare in New Jersey,
- 13:34Speaker 2: but it's better probably in New York. Proximity to major
- 13:37Speaker 2: economic hubs like New York City and Philadelphia make it
- 13:41Speaker 2: a draw. Yeah, I don't know about this study. Wallet
- 13:44Speaker 2: hub did the study. Who's going to listen to wallet Hub?
- 13:48Speaker 2: I mean it depends New Jersey. Again. There's beautiful parts
- 13:51Speaker 2: of New Jersey, but when you come out of that tunnel,
- 13:54Speaker 2: you are driving through smoke stacks and oil tanks, all
- 13:59Speaker 2: kinds of industrial crap for about twenty minutes before you
- 14:02Speaker 2: get anywhere. You know, are all these people that are
- 14:05Speaker 2: taking ozempic and what's the other one. There's a bunch
- 14:08Speaker 2: of these GLP one shots, these weight loss shots, and
- 14:12Speaker 2: it makes you eat less, and they work. I mean
- 14:14Speaker 2: they got side affection. You get nauseous, but you'll eat
- 14:17Speaker 2: a lot less. So when you go out, you can't
- 14:22Speaker 2: eat a whole portion. You're lucky if you can take
- 14:24Speaker 2: a few bites. So a lot of restaurants have had
- 14:27Speaker 2: to create an ozempic menu where you can order, but
- 14:30Speaker 2: you'll get a much, much smaller portion. And apparently I
- 14:34Speaker 2: never thought about this, but when you take these shots,
- 14:37Speaker 2: you also can't drink as much. It kills your appetite
- 14:39Speaker 2: for alcohol and drinking, so you can't finish a whole
- 14:44Speaker 2: drink anymore. So restaurants are now serving many cocktails. That's
- 14:49Speaker 2: a big thing.
- 14:49Speaker 3: Now.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Ozempic men use mini Martini's only one point five ounces
- 14:54Speaker 2: baby negronies, And now I don't think they bring down
- 15:00Speaker 2: the price exactly accordingly, so they probably build a little
- 15:03Speaker 2: more profit into the mini drink. Hey, Jimmy Faylor will
- 15:07Speaker 2: be this in a few minutes. We'll take some calls
- 15:10Speaker 2: next eight hundred three two one zero seven ten. You
- 15:14Speaker 2: want to argue about the best place to live eight
- 15:16Speaker 2: hundred three two one zero seven ten. And we always
- 15:20Speaker 2: love to hear from new callers. If you never called before,
- 15:22Speaker 2: give us a call eight hundred three to two one
- 15:25Speaker 2: zero seven ten.
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- 15:41Speaker 2: Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to uh Pat Westchester. Pat.
- 15:44Speaker 2: How you doing?
- 15:46Speaker 4: Yes, tis in the afternoon. Nice to talk to you, Mark, Mark.
- 15:50Speaker 4: I just want to make maybe your readers, your listeners
- 15:53Speaker 4: aware of I won't name the airline, but my niece
- 15:56Speaker 4: booked a flight about two months ago to go to
- 15:59Speaker 4: California on Tuesday with my sister and haddans and because
- 16:04Speaker 4: I guess the weather in California, they can't puk the flight.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:07Speaker 4: Fine, I understand that they refuse to read book Club
- 16:10Speaker 4: because she used points.
- 16:13Speaker 5: Oh how is that right?
- 16:14Speaker 2: Well, you know, I mean it's not it's not listening.
- 16:17Speaker 2: These airlines are annoying, stupid, cheap, crummy, awful. But when
- 16:21Speaker 2: you sign up for those points, you don't really you know,
- 16:23Speaker 2: somewhere in that fine print it says they can do that.
- 16:26Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I signed it.
- 16:27Speaker 2: You know, when you get that thank very credit. Try
- 16:29Speaker 2: to get a word and.
- 16:30Speaker 4: With this one, I wonder any reports to that, because
- 16:35Speaker 4: then she had a book, a hotel.
- 16:36Speaker 2: No, there's nothing you can do. You could sue them.
- 16:39Speaker 2: You get this, but I guarantee in the fine print,
- 16:41Speaker 2: you know, whatever you get a credit card or anything
- 16:43Speaker 2: you gotta.
- 16:43Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
- 16:45Speaker 2: If you does your husband ever get a word in
- 16:47Speaker 2: with you?
- 16:50Speaker 4: Sure, so you can you can talk.
- 16:52Speaker 5: I'll listen.
- 16:53Speaker 2: No, I like your pat You're nice, a lot of spunk.
- 16:58Speaker 4: Well, I just couldn't believe it this. I can't name them.
- 17:01Speaker 2: Here she goes again, So good name the airline, go ahead,
- 17:05Speaker 2: jet Blue, Jet Blue. Well they're pretty good airline.
- 17:07Speaker 4: But they well they are pretty good. I've been with
- 17:10Speaker 4: them since the inception of that airline. I'm really And
- 17:12Speaker 4: then they keep sending you things. They want you to
- 17:14Speaker 4: buy points.
- 17:15Speaker 2: I know, but that this is everything. You know, when
- 17:17Speaker 2: you sign up for your iPhone, you gotta click this thing.
- 17:20Speaker 2: I agree. It's seventy two thousand paragraphs. Nobody's going to
- 17:23Speaker 2: read the whole thing, And when you sign up for
- 17:25Speaker 2: the points forty seven paragraphs, you're not going to read
- 17:28Speaker 2: the whole Somewhere in there it said we could take
- 17:31Speaker 2: your points away. You can't get this. You can't get
- 17:34Speaker 2: you know, when you're check into a hotel, you don't
- 17:35Speaker 2: realize you're signing this thing. And it's got fine print
- 17:38Speaker 2: in it, and I know, but you're not wrong. Pat.
- 17:41Speaker 2: The airline is wrong, but it's legal. They can get
- 17:44Speaker 2: away with it. Let's go to Mike and Florida. Mike,
- 17:47Speaker 2: how you doing, good morning? Walk Yes, Mike.
- 17:51Speaker 5: Just to paraphrase Thomas Soule, affordable housing is housing you
- 17:56Speaker 5: can afford. That seems to be escaping everybody in his
- 17:59Speaker 5: conversation about affordability. It's always been expensive to live. I mean,
- 18:03Speaker 5: my parents moved out to Suffolk County in the early
- 18:05Speaker 5: sixties and we didn't have air conditioning, We didn't have
- 18:10Speaker 5: a TV in every room, We had one phone, one car.
- 18:14Speaker 5: People nowadays live very lavishly. You know, nobody got a
- 18:17Speaker 5: tour did in sixty thousand dollars at college education. Back
- 18:20Speaker 5: in those days, you went to community college or the
- 18:23Speaker 5: state college or the city college, where tuition was inexpensive.
- 18:26Speaker 5: You didn't have a phone, you didn't have a computer. People. Yeah,
- 18:29Speaker 5: we didn't eat steak every day. People live very lavishly now.
- 18:32Speaker 5: And they complain I can't afford it. Yeah, it's expensive
- 18:36Speaker 5: where you live.
- 18:36Speaker 2: There were always very expensive places and very cheap places.
- 18:39Speaker 2: If you haven't moved to Mississippi. In Mississippi it cost
- 18:42Speaker 2: this much. If you want to move to the middle
- 18:44Speaker 2: of Paris, it costs as much.
- 18:45Speaker 3: I mean, that's precisely, precisely.
- 18:48Speaker 5: We can't all live in Buckingham Palace.
- 18:50Speaker 2: No, you ever been in Buckingham Palace?
- 18:53Speaker 3: Pretty bad?
- 18:53Speaker 5: Oh maybe that was a bad example.
- 18:55Speaker 2: You would like that. It's like an old, dusty, musty,
- 18:58Speaker 2: cobweb place.
- 18:59Speaker 5: I've been in Gracing Mansion too. It's the same thing.
- 19:01Speaker 2: Yeah, Gracie Mansion. It's not so nice. It's not as
- 19:04Speaker 2: big as you think.
- 19:05Speaker 3: So nice.
- 19:06Speaker 2: No, it's a rickety old house. But it's got a
- 19:08Speaker 2: nice front yard overlooking the water. All right, Mike, thanks
- 19:11Speaker 2: for calling. Yeah, there's always, always always been cheap places,
- 19:15Speaker 2: expensive places. If you go up to Beacon, New York,
- 19:18Speaker 2: very nice place. Hutson, New York, very nice, cost this
- 19:22Speaker 2: much to live. If you come to the middle of
- 19:24Speaker 2: Manhattan Park Avenue, it cost this much to live. It's
- 19:27Speaker 2: always been that way and it always will be that way.
- 19:30Speaker 2: Let's go to uh, John Patrick in New York City, John,
- 19:33Speaker 2: how you doing.
- 19:36Speaker 6: Pretty good? Mark?
- 19:39Speaker 2: Look, we don't like about anybody with a deeper voice
- 19:41Speaker 2: than me. That's not great.
- 19:43Speaker 6: Sorry about that, That's okay. I was coming back from
- 19:46Speaker 6: a meeting in Hobuke on Monday, Mark three days ago,
- 19:49Speaker 6: and I'm on the platform walking to get the past
- 19:51Speaker 6: train back into the city. And what do I see?
- 19:54Speaker 6: I see a guy with a boa constrictor wrapped around
- 19:56Speaker 6: his body. The boa constrictor had to be eight or
- 19:58Speaker 6: nine feet. So I turned to one of the station
- 20:00Speaker 6: guys with the vests and say, hey, guys, there's a
- 20:03Speaker 6: guy with a bowl constrictor. And they tell me, well,
- 20:05Speaker 6: if he puts it in the bag, it's legal. I
- 20:08Speaker 6: couldn't believe it. And then last night I grabbed Freeport
- 20:11Speaker 6: Authority cops Mark and I said, guys, boa constrictor, Well,
- 20:15Speaker 6: if it's a pet, it's legal. I can't believe it.
- 20:19Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got if the guy's working down there
- 20:22Speaker 2: in the subway eight hours a day, five days a week,
- 20:24Speaker 2: this guy's seeing everything a thousand times, he's seen it all.
- 20:29Speaker 6: I said, my wonderful I said, what if it's you know,
- 20:32Speaker 6: I don't want to be to get tu into the
- 20:33Speaker 6: woods here. But what if it's a brown snake or
- 20:35Speaker 6: a black mom by the most poisonous snakes in the world.
- 20:38Speaker 6: I said, if somebody can bring that snake on on
- 20:40Speaker 6: the on the train, I said, yeah, if it's a pet,
- 20:42Speaker 6: put in a bag.
- 20:43Speaker 2: How you get to be I did you get to
- 20:45Speaker 2: be such a snake expert? How can we know all
- 20:47Speaker 2: these different snakes?
- 20:49Speaker 6: I guess I watched too much of Steve Irwin. God
- 20:51Speaker 6: rest his side, I.
- 20:55Speaker 2: Steve Irwin Iron. Let's go to uh, let's se let's
- 20:58Speaker 2: go to Jay in New Jersey. J. How you doing?
- 21:02Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 21:03Speaker 2: Mark?
- 21:03Speaker 6: Uh? You know Hunter Biden's doing his rounds now. I
- 21:06Speaker 6: thought maybe you could have him on and ask him
- 21:08Speaker 6: why he got his brother's widow the crack.
- 21:10Speaker 3: How's that? Yeah?
- 21:11Speaker 2: No, I don't think we want Hunter Biden on. That's
- 21:14Speaker 2: for We'll leave that to the Tucker Carlson's Uh. You know,
- 21:17Speaker 2: he's been very close to Hunter Biden for years. It's
- 21:20Speaker 2: not a recent thing. They were always very close. And
- 21:23Speaker 2: now he's having him on the podcast and letting him
- 21:25Speaker 2: say incredible, outrageous anti Semitic nonsense and all kinds of
- 21:29Speaker 2: crazy things about Trump. But that's Tucker is now what
- 21:33Speaker 2: they call a clickhore. You know, they'll do anything to
- 21:35Speaker 2: get clicks, to get the clicks on the podcast, clicks
- 21:39Speaker 2: on their websites, on their social a clickhorp. That's Megan Kelly,
- 21:43Speaker 2: one of the great clickhoors in the world. Let's go
- 21:46Speaker 2: to Bill in New Jersey. Bill, how you doing good?
- 21:50Speaker 2: Wait a minute, let me hit the b god go ahead.
- 21:52Speaker 3: Bill.
- 21:53Speaker 7: Two questions. I backed Trump, and I hope the ICE
- 22:00Speaker 7: is aware of the number of illegal immigrants in Dover,
- 22:05Speaker 7: New Jersey, Wharton and the surrounding areas. They are all
- 22:09Speaker 7: over and they take over. Number two. If you've mentioned
- 22:14Speaker 7: this before the warrant, I ran, yeah, you know, as
- 22:18Speaker 7: I say, I backed Trump. But the talks on again,
- 22:21Speaker 7: off on, off, on off. The twenties are flying out
- 22:25Speaker 7: of my wallet like singles.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Right, that's not why you're paying these gas prices. That's
- 22:31Speaker 2: New Jersey. Where you New Jersey tax, state tax, federal tacks.
- 22:35Speaker 2: The price of gas is way lower than that everywhere else.
- 22:38Speaker 2: You're just paying it because you're in New Jersey. So
- 22:41Speaker 2: yell at your government to get rid of all those
- 22:42Speaker 2: gas tax But you're right, it is the Jackie Mason
- 22:46Speaker 2: war it's on, it's off, it's not on, it's almost
- 22:49Speaker 2: on the straight. It's open, sort of open. It's not
- 22:51Speaker 2: really open. It's closed to give, but now it's open. Hey,
- 22:54Speaker 2: when we come back, the great comedian, the great host,
- 22:57Speaker 2: Jimmy Fayler, will talk to him next on seven WR.
- 23:02Speaker 1: Insight from the Inside. This is seven ten wrs marsmon show.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy Fayla, the great Tasha host, very funny comedian,
- 23:14Speaker 2: and you can hear him every night with a really
- 23:17Speaker 2: interesting show every night nine to midnight on WR nine
- 23:21Speaker 2: to midnight every weeknight. And then make sure you watch
- 23:24Speaker 2: his Saturday night show. It is the best late night
- 23:27Speaker 2: show in television Saturday nights at ten on the Fox
- 23:30Speaker 2: News Channel. In fact, we'll tell you how you can
- 23:32Speaker 2: be there in the audience coming up, and he's with
- 23:35Speaker 2: us now, Jimmy Fayla, how you doing?
- 23:38Speaker 3: How you doing?
- 23:39Speaker 2: You know what?
- 23:39Speaker 3: I'm laughing as a New York guy that the Mets.
- 23:42Speaker 3: I was just reading the story the Mets are doing
- 23:44Speaker 3: a dating night at their stadium. Well, I guess the
- 23:48Speaker 3: mess have decided they just want somebody to score at
- 23:51Speaker 3: that stadium. You know what, We can't somebody else. I
- 23:57Speaker 3: just show this in the elevator at Fox. I'm dying laughing.
- 24:00Speaker 2: Well, actually what I found it said singles night. Maybe
- 24:03Speaker 2: it's they realize many of the people come and can't
- 24:05Speaker 2: get anybody to go with them do a Mets game,
- 24:07Speaker 2: so they'll just come along.
- 24:11Speaker 3: Yeah, like this is the problem they're going to have
- 24:13Speaker 3: with this event. Most of the people going to Mets
- 24:15Speaker 3: games these days put a bag over their head. So
- 24:17Speaker 3: how are you going to know if you've got a
- 24:18Speaker 3: good looking person.
- 24:20Speaker 2: Well, it is a strange thing. Dating night, happy hour
- 24:24Speaker 2: at a Mets game. There's no such thing anymore at
- 24:26Speaker 2: a Mets game. But you're a Yankee.
- 24:29Speaker 3: Fan, right I am. I grew up and on the accent,
- 24:32Speaker 3: the accent. They're riding high right now, they're turning around.
- 24:34Speaker 3: They hit the ball last night. Things are looking up.
- 24:36Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, your friend President Trump, he's a big fan
- 24:40Speaker 2: of Jimmy Failey, loves the Saturday Night Show. He's going
- 24:44Speaker 2: a Long Island tomorrow. Can you give him some Long
- 24:47Speaker 2: Island advice? How to deal with those people?
- 24:52Speaker 6: You know what?
- 24:53Speaker 3: Because this is true. I grew up in Levittown, Nassau County.
- 24:57Speaker 3: Bruce Blakeman Territory, by the way, And as you know,
- 25:01Speaker 3: the Trump Man, he's like, he's kind of like an
- 25:05Speaker 3: honorary Long Islander. Yeah, you know, he plays a lot
- 25:08Speaker 3: of golf, he talks a lot of smack, you know,
- 25:11Speaker 3: and I think he's gonna fit in fine. Like, you know,
- 25:14Speaker 3: he just needs to find a good diner because you
- 25:15Speaker 3: know how he likes to eat on the road. Yeah,
- 25:17Speaker 3: so I gotta send I gotta send Trump to a
- 25:20Speaker 3: good Long Island diner. That's what he actually needs. In
- 25:22Speaker 3: terms of advice. I can't really help him at this
- 25:24Speaker 3: point because Trump doesn't listen to anybody anyway. That's why.
- 25:28Speaker 3: You know, if you saw my girl Caroline Levitt is
- 25:30Speaker 3: leaving to go watch Poor Patrol with her kids, and
- 25:35Speaker 3: everybody's like, who's gonna be the press secretary? I'm like, guys,
- 25:37Speaker 3: Trump is the press secretary. This guy just thirty five
- 25:40Speaker 3: press conferences a day. Literally on the it's a doctor
- 25:44Speaker 3: Sou's book, on the on the plane, on the train,
- 25:47Speaker 3: on the boat. You know, he's talking to reporters.
- 25:50Speaker 6: So yeah, we know it.
- 25:50Speaker 3: Doesn't matter who the press secretary is from here because
- 25:53Speaker 3: he never stops talking.
- 25:54Speaker 2: No, and Caroline Levitt. You know, you know, she's got
- 25:57Speaker 2: a huge future in front of her. She's only twenty eight. Game,
- 25:59Speaker 2: imagine what you'll doing this.
- 26:00Speaker 3: She is tremendous, Like she is such a super talented,
- 26:05Speaker 3: sweet girl. I knew her when she was a White
- 26:08Speaker 3: House intern and she ran for Congress up in New
- 26:11Speaker 3: Hampshire and then her her family, her parents and her
- 26:14Speaker 3: husband came to one of my stand up shows in
- 26:16Speaker 3: Fort Lauderdale. And this is before she started working for
- 26:20Speaker 3: the RNC and then ultimately the White House. And she
- 26:23Speaker 3: is a really cool girl. And yes, I can't imagine
- 26:28Speaker 3: how long the line is right now to pitch her things,
- 26:30Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, And I've never had
- 26:34Speaker 3: that line. I'm usually the guy in the line trying
- 26:38Speaker 3: to pitch herself. Hey what, but she is. Yeah, you're
- 26:41Speaker 3: right to say, she really did crush that job. And
- 26:44Speaker 3: what people don't understand, you know that don't work in media,
- 26:48Speaker 3: is there is a genuine hostility in the White House
- 26:52Speaker 3: right now that doesn't exist under any other administration. Meaning
- 26:56Speaker 3: you know, when Biden was president, he actually just didn't
- 26:59Speaker 3: talk to the press. They didn't even complain about it,
- 27:01Speaker 3: you know, whereas this one every question is a loaded,
- 27:05Speaker 3: seething well like President Trump, you're literally hitler. So when
- 27:09Speaker 3: you say and you're like, wait, what that was a question? So, yes,
- 27:14Speaker 3: she was. She was the only White House Press secretary
- 27:17Speaker 3: to be the away team. Every single time she stepped
- 27:20Speaker 3: up to the podium, she was the away team. It's
- 27:23Speaker 3: pretty commendable.
- 27:25Speaker 2: Hey, you got to listen to Jimmy Fayla every weeknight
- 27:27Speaker 2: nine to midnight. Now, I'm just warning you. The only
- 27:29Speaker 2: problem with the show is you start listening to me
- 27:31Speaker 2: get addicted, and you keep listening, and you keep listening
- 27:34Speaker 2: to and you have a flow on that show that
- 27:37Speaker 2: I don't know how you do it because I just
- 27:38Speaker 2: started doing three hours. It's killing me. But you just
- 27:40Speaker 2: start talking and it flows for three hours, and tell
- 27:44Speaker 2: me the secret is.
- 27:45Speaker 3: Look, the magic trick is you don't do three hours.
- 27:48Speaker 3: You do ten minutes at the top of this hour,
- 27:50Speaker 3: nine minutes after you come back from commercial, you know,
- 27:53Speaker 3: twelve minutes after that break, you know. So I look
- 27:56Speaker 3: at it as a series of individual shows. That's literally
- 27:59Speaker 3: how I do it. And each individual show, if we're
- 28:03Speaker 3: on the air twelve minutes, you know, that's a show.
- 28:05Speaker 3: And then you go to commercial and you do you know,
- 28:07Speaker 3: two three minutes commercials, you come back, you're doing an
- 28:09Speaker 3: eight or nine minute show. You know. That's the way
- 28:11Speaker 3: I look at it. And it makes all of it
- 28:13Speaker 3: spontaneous and fun for me, and you're gonna laugh. But
- 28:17Speaker 3: I don't actually prepare it that much. It's better for
- 28:20Speaker 3: me if I'm just reacting to things I saw and
- 28:23Speaker 3: it's a little more spontaneous. And because of that, I
- 28:27Speaker 3: don't I'm not really I don't feel the clock. I
- 28:29Speaker 3: don't feel the time. It really does feel like a conversation,
- 28:32Speaker 3: and I'm just you know, I'm trying to find a
- 28:33Speaker 3: creative way to not tell you I'm doing drugs.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Okay, hey, in the TV show every Saturday night, ten
- 28:42Speaker 2: o'clock on the Fox News Channel. Best monologue in television.
- 28:46Speaker 2: Of course, the bar has not been set very high here,
- 28:49Speaker 2: but even in the heyday, that would still be the
- 28:51Speaker 2: best monologue in television. And now people can be in
- 28:55Speaker 2: the audience, right, they can get tickets and it's free.
- 28:57Speaker 3: Help tickets always free. Foxacross America dot com. If you
- 29:02Speaker 3: want to come down, you meet all the Fox people.
- 29:05Speaker 3: You can hackle. It's a very involved show, like I
- 29:08Speaker 3: during commercial breaks talk to the audience until they're literally
- 29:11Speaker 3: hitting me with a cattle prod to get me back
- 29:13Speaker 3: into my seat. But it's because a lot of times
- 29:16Speaker 3: the audience tells you things that you bring up on
- 29:18Speaker 3: the show. So like, you know, if somebody says they're
- 29:21Speaker 3: visiting from you know, Wisconsin or whatever, you know, you
- 29:25Speaker 3: might not have planned on talking about that crazy lady
- 29:28Speaker 3: that was running for governor, But now you're gonna, you know,
- 29:30Speaker 3: because you come back from commercial and you go, oh,
- 29:32Speaker 3: we had a person here from Wisconsin, And now you're
- 29:34Speaker 3: telling Francesca Hongdroke, did you see that nutty lady who
- 29:38Speaker 3: lost this week who uh running for governor? Complaining about
- 29:42Speaker 3: her proximity to whiteness even though she has a white husband.
- 29:48Speaker 3: She reminds me of that old Andy Kaufman bit. So
- 29:50Speaker 3: do you remember Andy Calvin was? You know, he has
- 29:53Speaker 3: this alter ego Tony Clifton, and Tony Clifton used to
- 29:56Speaker 3: start his act by coming on stage reminding the crowd
- 30:00Speaker 3: that it was a no smoking venue, and then he
- 30:02Speaker 3: would light a cigar and then he'd walk off stage.
- 30:06Speaker 3: And that's basically this. Every one of these people, they're like,
- 30:09Speaker 3: we got to defund the police, and then they leave
- 30:11Speaker 3: with the police escort. Yeah, we got to get rid
- 30:13Speaker 3: of these white guys. Then they go home to their
- 30:15Speaker 3: white husband. You know, it's all that Andy Kaufman did.
- 30:17Speaker 3: It's kind of funny when you think.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Of it that way. Hey, you also pointed out it's
- 30:20Speaker 2: a great point. They always blurt these things up, and
- 30:23Speaker 2: as you say, they never tell you what's next. Defund
- 30:25Speaker 2: the police, tax the rich. They never say what's next
- 30:28Speaker 2: or ever get to the consequences of this.
- 30:32Speaker 3: No, they just want to wreck things. It's the point.
- 30:34Speaker 3: It's like when you're a little kid and you're playing
- 30:36Speaker 3: with blocks. The most exciting thing is not building a building,
- 30:40Speaker 3: it's running through it and knocking it back down. And
- 30:43Speaker 3: these are children that's the same thing. We built all
- 30:46Speaker 3: the building blocks, and they just want to walk into
- 30:49Speaker 3: the room and kick them down there.
- 30:51Speaker 6: They don't have a plan. They didn't want to clean
- 30:53Speaker 6: it up, clean it up.
- 30:54Speaker 3: Excuse me?
- 30:54Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, Well, listen to Jimmy Fayler every night nine
- 30:57Speaker 2: to midnight here on w or What got tonight coming up?
- 31:01Speaker 3: Oh, buddy, Jim Jordan's gonna be on Great State of Ohio. Yes,
- 31:08Speaker 3: he actually represents Neil Armstrong's district. That's where my wife
- 31:12Speaker 3: is from. My wife, Jenny, lives in the fourth Congressional
- 31:15Speaker 3: District of Ohio. She went to lived in the hometown
- 31:18Speaker 3: of Neil Armstrong, the guy who pretended he walked on
- 31:20Speaker 3: the moon. And we're gonna have that on. I'm kidding,
- 31:24Speaker 3: I'm kidding, but Jim Jordan's on and comedian Dave Landau
- 31:27Speaker 3: one of my favorite guys in the world. So we'll
- 31:29Speaker 3: have the dump. The dumb Button will be working over
- 31:32Speaker 3: time for this one.
- 31:33Speaker 2: And then you gotta watch this TV show every Saturday
- 31:37Speaker 2: night at ten o'clock on the Fox News Channel. Now
- 31:40Speaker 2: you tape that on Friday nights. If people want to
- 31:42Speaker 2: come sit in the audience Friday.
- 31:43Speaker 3: Night taping, yep, if anybody listening wants to go, the
- 31:46Speaker 3: tickets are free. It's Fox Across America dot com. You'll
- 31:49Speaker 3: meet the whole show. You'll be a part of the show,
- 31:52Speaker 3: which is really a cool, unique thing that we do.
- 31:55Speaker 3: And you know, you're also tasked with keeping me sober
- 31:58Speaker 3: before I do Hannity every Friday. So yeah, you come
- 32:02Speaker 3: as a fan, but you stay with a job. It's
- 32:04Speaker 3: gonna be great.
- 32:05Speaker 2: Now, If you watch Colbert, it's a four minute monologue
- 32:08Speaker 2: and he's got seventeen writers. You do like a twenty
- 32:11Speaker 2: minute monologue and you got how many writers do you have?
- 32:14Speaker 3: You don't just me, baby, I write my whole show man,
- 32:17Speaker 3: every script, every intro, every outr. It's on me. Now.
- 32:20Speaker 3: I like that because it sounds more organic. It sounds
- 32:23Speaker 3: like me. That's what makes it come off well. But
- 32:26Speaker 3: you have to have the ability to do that. Guys
- 32:28Speaker 3: like Colbert don't have that. Jimmy Kimmel doesn't have that.
- 32:30Speaker 3: They're not really writers, you know, they're TV personality. They're presenters.
- 32:35Speaker 3: And because if they were true comedians and true writers,
- 32:38Speaker 3: they'd have better instincts. Because to be a good writer,
- 32:40Speaker 3: you have to have good instincts, like don't do this,
- 32:42Speaker 3: it won't work. That's why they're willing to get on
- 32:45Speaker 3: TV and do the kind of garbage that they do.
- 32:47Speaker 3: Like someone with good instincts does not dress up as
- 32:50Speaker 3: a vaccine needle and do a dance on a show
- 32:53Speaker 3: like Colbert did. But oddly enough, they use those needles
- 32:56Speaker 3: to euthanize his show, so it worked out.
- 32:58Speaker 2: Also, they would know if you want to get laughs,
- 33:00Speaker 2: don't walk out looking like a math teacher every night,
- 33:03Speaker 2: which Kilbert.
- 33:03Speaker 3: Did so of course, well you get it.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Got Jimmy faylob brilliant as always, and make sure you're
- 33:10Speaker 2: listening tonight every weeknight, nine to midnight on seven to
- 33:14Speaker 2: ten WRR. I'm just telling you're gonna get hooked on
- 33:17Speaker 2: this show nine to midnight every night. Jimmy Fayala, thanks
- 33:21Speaker 2: for being with us.
- 33:22Speaker 3: You're the best buddy, all right.
- 33:24Speaker 2: Take care? Yeah, really is good. Try it out tonight
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- 34:32Speaker 2: And tablets? Boy, wish I see if I was in
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