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Show #170 Nancy Drew and The Unturnable Knob · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you. That's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. Hey what up, man, it's Pants and Saron here coming at
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you with a new episode, episode one seventy of b F Y t W
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Because fuck you. That's why. I don't take it personally, I do
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take it. We still love you anyway. I'm here with our lovable,
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luscious little friends here. Lucia should not be words. Come on, you
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can be both lovable and luscious at the same time. I guess. Yeah,
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after our soak or two luscious, if you can't tell mine now,
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it's gonna be more of a chill episode. We feel were we deserve it.
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We put in a lot of work over the last couple of weeks.
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Yeah, put out some amazing shows that I'm very, very proud of.
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Yes, and Augie meant to do the same, but it apparently I m
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kind of fucked it up. For lack of a better word. Well,
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so let me let me just give a brief description of what happened. So
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I've talked about it on the show before. Steve and I took a trip
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by ourselves down to Philadelphia and New Jersey chair and we will go over the
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events of that, but because we wanted to record a show while we were
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there, Stevie took the majority of the recording equipment with him, leaving Augie
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a somewhat basic setup, if I understand correctly, no basic. I took
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the entire studio with us because my assumption was Aggie didn't need any of the
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equipment to record what he was going to do. And I was like,
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oh, okay, cool, So what you thought he was just going to
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do it over discording? Yes, that's so. I was like, okay,
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cool. So I took everything with us, all right, So what
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went wrong? Okay? So here's the thing about audacity. Yep. Not
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only has it recently had an update which makes its UI completely fucking unreadable,
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but in order to record different like any any audio from different sources, yeah,
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you have to set it up prior. And even then, good luck
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figuring out where what's coming from what, because there's like a million things choose
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from and none of them makes sense. And basically what would have happened was
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I would have recorded and all you would have heard was my voice, yeah,
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and nothing else. One side. That's It's the one thing I honestly
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hate about modern recording software, Like you really have to make it easy for
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people, especially people who aren't like fucking sound engineers. Yeah, because it
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took me the longest time to realize that the reason I was screwing up my
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recordings and my streams and all that stuff is because I didn't have like a
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mix set up, yeah, so that it could record everything from one source.
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And there's no fucking way, even in Windows, which should be as
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configurable as hell, to record from all sources simultaneously. Like it should just
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be like one of the options and the record from the recording device, all
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of them. Like that would be simple, super simple, and then you
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just de select whichever, just delete anything you don't want. You know that
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if something does show up from fucking one of those mics you fucking haven't hooked
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up in twenty years, but it's still listed there, you know, you
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just like fuck it, delete it, and then you're good to go,
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and you just have just the ones you want. Like it seems like this
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should be easy, and yet it's not easy for some dumb reason, right,
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it's so stupid. I mean I get I kind of get why.
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You know, like actual physical sound mixers, you know, have to do
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it because I guess that's the way that the sound works when it travels over
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lines. You can't just like merge the two, can't just like you need
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a need an actual device that merges them for you, which is why we
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have mixer boards. Correct, But like on Windows, it's it's all fucking
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ones and zeros, man, it's all it's all fucking ones and zeros.
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It's true, Like, why can't you just just just fucking do it,
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just fucking do it. Why don't you do it? They don't do it?
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Yeah, and so Aggie was fucked. Yeah. It also didn't help
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that I was also working that whole time too, so like I had no
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free time, free time to actually set it up. So like even if
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say I had time to prepare, I probably maybe would have pulled something off
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that would have been presentable. But yeah, it's just not enough time and
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just too complicated now of a program. Right, But yeah it is too
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I get it. I fucked it up. No, No, it's technology,
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fucking I get it. I think it was hard. I totally understand
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inquiry okay, response also error immediately sen motherfuck lose green nu dead never started
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and the task and the task did you want to use our themes for our
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episode today? Since it's just the three of us? Fuck it, let's
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do it awesome? Uh, you play anyone step and well yeah, you
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stars for a laughter too. I never get to be the first one,
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right, I'm I'm glad I didn't cover my eyes through that whole thing so
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I could actually see what I was pressing, because I if I would have
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pressed the wrong thing, we would have started the show over again. Let's
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not do that. Let's not do that. I don't mean, like we
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said, the tablet, like the dartboard. Just just pick any of them.
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That's what I meant, you know. But you know what I'm gonna
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do. We gotta look up. There's a random sound soundboard program you can
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put on here. You just add a bunch of sounds to in her frandom
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week right now. Well we can say that for next time. Oh yeah,
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yeah, for now. But yeah, I don't have an introductory question.
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Those are more for real shows anyway, Like this is just chill show,
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So no question. Let's just move immediately into the next theme. Yeah,
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one of the two of you this time, that one, this one,
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Yeah, that's me. You want to see my weird asshole. I've
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already seen it, everyone seen it today. Stop showing it, all right,
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and now to bring everybody down. He's a and by that I mean
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is in calm, not depressed. No, I should wear that relaxes the
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far, not deprissed, just like that song is. So I love.
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We're just basically sitting here listening to music, right completely first time it counts
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to the show. We're just sitting around listening to our theme song. Yeah,
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it's all good. Y'all like it like you wouldn't let us. Don't
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tell me, don't tell me you don't like it. I don't have those
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emails. Only give me the good handmails, the happy emails, right,
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that's all we want. So, um, I guess we should talk about
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our trip, man. I think that's cool. Actually, I really tried
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to keep some of it obscure from Aggie, so so we didn't get into
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it till we actually had a Yeah show worrying about it. He's like,
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I'd love to talk to you about your my trip, but there's an NA
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but there's no microphone in this room. So, and why are you in
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the bathroom with me? Again? Told me? And it was your asshole,
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weird asshole. Mine's like the capital at her x um. It's always
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angry um so um. Before we went on, windmills were spinning the water.
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It was like a little propellers every time I poo. It's gonna have
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to cut them off every couple of seconds too, because I want to see
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that propeller if it don't happen on this trip, man, it was good.
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Too much fun? Is it? Is it possible? Too much fun?
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We started off um by leaving down of course. I picked I picked
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CV up early in the morning in my truck and we just drove down in
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in Chiockey my truck, and yeah, we had a super chill drive down.
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Nothing notable really happened. It was just just a calm trip down.
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Yeah. Comfortable drive. I'll give you this, dude, no joke.
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Your truck the passenger side fucking comfy. Yeah, comfee is Like I was
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chill. I love the whole time, the space that that truck gives you
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right Like you know, in a lot of my former cars, I was
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uncomfortable even at the horror it's still cramped in there. Yeah it was.
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It was so cramped, uh and unfun, and I hated it. And
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so when like I immediately when I got my truck, I was like I
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I need the exact opposite experience. I need too much space. Yes,
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give me so much space that I can just like laze just like completely just
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collapse and you know, roll over, do whatever the fuck I want to
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roll over so much fucking rude, like you can literally, yeah, you
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cross your legs or whatever the fuck you can sit however the fuck you want
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doesn't matter. That car is like do what you want man and jumbo jet
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car. Yeah, and the shocks are still pretty good, so like not
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getting shook up over every bumping right in the road. And the air conditioner
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worked the entire time. Yep, that was a three hundred dollar expenditure.
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You're welcome than No, I'm glad because it was fucking hot. Yeah,
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like that would it would have been a really been a little uncomfortable, like
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even with the wind, just the fans on the windows open and like,
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yeah, so our first adventure when we got to Philadelphia, it was parking.
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Well, actually our first adventure was getting into the hotel with Yeah,
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thanks to New Jersey being fucking New Jersey, you can only get into the
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hotel like like you had to drive the right way down the road. You
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had to be going north or south one of the two. You couldn't go
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the other way and make a left, because making it left is illegal in
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New Jersey because they're fuck you're fucking or miss assholes. It's because they're children.
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They have to treat them like children. And the only way that they
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were look like, okay, everybody, you can only go this way.
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That that's it. If you want to make a Nope, you gotta go
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all way up here first, dude, this loop de loop ship and the
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didn't even go left Everywherely, I would say something like, we don't mean
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to offend the cousins of New Jersey. We absolutely mean to afend, like
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the gas traffic system is fucked. I wasn't there. I don't know I
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know what they're talking about. Anyway, Oh my god. Once we once
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we went up a little ways, turned around and came back the other way
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so we could get into our hotel. Um, we had the misfortune of
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timing our arrival with that of a funeral party. Oh my god. So
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it was like a thirty minute wait to get checked in, which kind of
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sucked that I think that's being kind. Yeah, I think you are being
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kind because a couple of times I started getting edged on the walk outside this.
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It was being kind because the dude behind the counter was all alone.
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He was and it wasn't his fault, and I felt bad for him,
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so I didn't. I didn't give him any ship because I've I've worked that.
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Oh yeah, I've been in that situation when thirty people come to check
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in all at once, and that fucking suns It's like, why why are
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this as many people here? And the person didn't get to be fair like
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this is at least partially on the owner's slash manager, like they had they
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had no one there and they had to sign up complaining about the employee shortage,
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which that dude could have been the owner for all I know. But
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when I got up to check in, I looked at his equipment and it
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was all the same shit that my hotel, the one I worked at like
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ten years ago, stopped using like five years before I left. So he's
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got like twenty thirty year old fucking equipment. Oh my god, he's running
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off DOS prompt exactly like it was. So it was so bad, Like,
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no wonder this check in sequence takes so long. You're fucking you're doing
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everything the absolute hardest possible way, Like like they can get like three hun
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laptop and it would be en upgrade. Yeah, exactly, exactly. And
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this is like I'll go ahead and say it was the red roof and in
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Trent. Okay, with that, the room was great. Yes, I
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have no complaints at all about the conditioner worked fucking great. And checkout was
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symbol super simple. I just handing the key and I was, I was
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done. It was perfect. The only complaint I had was about that checking
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sequence, which if we hadn't come in at the same time as the funeral
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party, wouldn't have been bad. But at the same time, it's just
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like, holy shit, dude. Yeah, the area wasn't bad, Like,
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it wasn't horrible. I mean people hanging around outside a lot, but
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I mean that's everywhere now. So yeah, it was in the summer,
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when you expect everybody's pretty cool. So no, And our room was great.
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It was clean, it was it was excellent. I enjoyed the crap
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out of that room. I hated the bed. The bed was fucking lumpy
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as shit. It was pretty bad. I had a hard time sleeping.
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Both nights that we slept there, we talked a lot about this hotel guys.
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Just yeah, anyway, we're gonna I'm having serious from our Toronto trip.
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Oh my god, I'll get the hotel room. Let's move on.
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So our next challenge is when we got to Philadelphia. Yes, we got
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there in the middle of rush hour, so we were there to meet our
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friend Caroline from the Ultra Hooe Girls. We got to her street and her
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street was packed, and so we had to drive around for a good few
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minutes looking for an alternative parking space. And if you didn't find anything,
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if you don't know anything about Philadelphia's streets, especially within the city and like
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the area all around it, they're the old city blocks, the originals,
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they're fucking narrow as hell, and they're all one ways. They're all one
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way streets. You can park on both sides, but yeah, there's only
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one there's only room for one car down the middle, so it's all one
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way. And so it was kind of amaze to work our way around there
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and we didn't find anything, but that's good because Caroline eventually got a hold
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of us and told us the two spots of just open up right in front
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of her house, and we're like, okay, we got to get back
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there now, right. Uh. Fortunately Caroline held them because Maddie showed up
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is literally the exact same time we did. Yeah. When we got there,
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we were behind someone trying to park and we're like, oh crap,
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you know, and I could see Caroline in the street and then I was
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like, hey, wait a minute, I think that's Maddie in the car
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ahead of us. So she literally arrived at the exact same time we did.
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Everybody. We eventually both got parked and then we got out and we
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hugged everybody and we schelled them. We got to actually meet Caroline and Maddie
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of the Ultra Hope girls in that question. Uh, and we didn't embarrass
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ourselves too badly, I don't think so. I mean it let us comes
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part. They did, let us come back. They liked us enough that
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they were like, yeah, we totally need to do this again. But
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see the whole time, I'm glad. I'm glad people, so if they
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could tolerate that, yeah, for two days. Yeah, it was two
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days. It was a lot of fun. We had a lot of laughs.
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Um, we we went to where was it, middle Child Restaurant.
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We went to that night Child, middle Child, that's the name of it.
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Yeah, middle Child Restaurant or something like that. Yeah, it's the
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same one that Marty McFly went to like the day after we did, and
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I was so mad. Oh goshus we just we just missed. What's his
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name? I called him Marty McFly, But yeah, Michael J. Fox.
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There was There was a con in in Philadelphia at the same time.
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We thought about going to it, but we were like, nah, I
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just want to spend time with these people. Um. But the entire Back
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to the Future crew was there, and apparently Michael J. Fox ate at
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the Middle Child restaurant the day after we did. That was the place I
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had the cool water in the bottles, right, yes and then yes,
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yes, got he's a movie star, Aaron's famous. Now they were shooting
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something at the time they were shooting some day came over and asked me specifically
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if she could pour me a bottle, like a glass of wine because I
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had ordered one, And this guy with cameras set up in front of me
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and I just watched. It was freaking hilarious. It was great. It
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was perfect. I was full on ham mode and I loved it. Did
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they ask you to ham it up for no? No, They're probably like,
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we can't use this. Look at this gets I'll just do this with
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somebody else, like and there's me trying to get the tattoo in there and
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ship I'm trying to like Okay, super fun. That just just like some
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random commercial. Holy fuck. Yeah, we gotta look at it up later
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and see if it's out. The food, it's like I think it's a
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largely like vegan restaurant, but like I got the what was it like pork
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cutlets or something like that. Yeah, it was like it was like a
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pork chop, but it was really big. I think it was huge.
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It was massive. I was bigger. I thought it was going to be
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at that place to tiny or song like a little chop. I mean that's
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the thing like as as non vegan eaters like you hear vegan and you think,
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Okay, it's gonna be like on asparagus, but that's that's not exactly
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how to be in the caveat that the asparagus that we did have there that
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we did get as they got they got an asparagus plate to share, so
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we called it a hush um. We were all very silly. I was
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so delighted to see that Caroline Maddie because five I have them in my head
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at being on this like this intellectual level higher than we because because let's be
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honest, we're basically doing stone comedy. Yeah god yeah, yeah, Like
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if we were to go on their podcast, like their podcast is mostly like
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high end literary analysis, it's intellectual. Yeah, it's extremely solar opposite.
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Right when we all got together, there was this fear in the back of
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my mind, but as soon as we met, it was just gonna be
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the most embarrassing thing ever because they were going to be these I don't know,
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I didn't think of them necessarily as like high brow intellectual people. They
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clearly liked this enough to come on our show multiple times, so you know.
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But it just that first evening when we were all sitting down and seeing
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Caroline and Maddie being just as silly as we were, Oh my god,
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it took a lot of the edge off and I was like, Okay,
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I can relax. I get there's nothing to worry about it here, and
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there really wasn't. We had a great time, and it surprised like I
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wasn't really too I mean, I've met people on the internet plenty of times,
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and knowing these ladies the way we have just through the interaction we had,
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I was like, I'm alost't too worried. I'm like, this is
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gonna be cool. It's gonna be fun. Yeah, they get us already.
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If they didn't, they wouldn't be hanging around with you, and definitely
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not me, Like there's no joke about like, come on, think about
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that. Yeah, you gotta have to know Stevie going into it. Yeah,
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because I can be too much like a lot sometimes. But yeah I
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had to pull you back once or twice. Yeah, but not a lot.
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You were you were pretty good and they handled what was there. So
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yeah, yeah, so that was And then I think we finished our first
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day by just coming back to the apartment after that, and and we just
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chilled in Caroline's place in Sarah's place and uh and we hung out and played
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some silly board games. We played Loaded Questions. Yeah. That was fun.
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Yeah, that was a good time. We got I got like ice
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break their game. I think I drank a little bit, not a lot.
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I had like one or something. Yeah, uh and uh and uh.
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Stevie got a little high, just a little though, just just a
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little a little. We played loaded questions and we had an absolute blast.
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It was very silly, very very silly, lots of laft um. And
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then I couldn't figure out a door. Oh my god, we like you
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were talking about. We were discussing like whether or not because initially, when
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I posed the plans to Caroline, she had intimated, or at least I
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had gotten the impression that we were to stay with them the first night.
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But then again I didn't know Maddie was coming as well, and I didn't
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know if there was going to be space for all three of us. So
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when when the night ended, I was like, so what do we do
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now? Do we do we stay or do we wrap the night up?
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Um? And I was like, our hotels only like an hour away.
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We just met these people like a few hours ago. Let's not cramp their
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style any We'll just go back to the hotel, sleep there and come back
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tomorrow. And that is what we did. But trying to leave somehow how
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I forgot entirely how doors worked. It was pretty spectacular, it was,
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It was really it was an impressive demonstration of stupidity that will probably haunt me
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the rest of my days. I stood there, turning the dead bolt back
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and forth, over and over again, and then turning the doorknob, and
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still not getting anywhere for a good I don't know how long. It was,
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very long. It was an embarrassing length of time. Too long.
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It was an embarrassing length of time. And then somebody said, did you
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get the lock on the doorknob? Now? Mind you, this happened not
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the first night, though, that was the second day. That that was
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the first night it was. Yes, I thought the first thing, you
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just couldn't figure it out. In the second day you figured out how to
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do it. That may be true, traffic, I remember, But the
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initial the initial event, the one that set it off and made me feel
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incredibly stupid. Was that one. Yeah, Because it was just before the
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night was going to end and we had to leave and I can't get out
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of this high. It was the dumbest fuck like, like I mean,
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in my defense, there is no defense for this. So and I let
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him drive back. Yeah back, he can't open a door. Yeah,
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it was I don't know what went wrong with my brain. I just I
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just assumed um, And I'm pretty sure the girls were a little worried,
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like, oh boy, how drunk is he? But I wasn't. I
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literally had one drink in the restaurant and one drink in their apartment, and
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it had been several hours, so I was sober. I have no excuse
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for how stupid this, none whatsoever. You know, I don't care.
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I'm glad you didn't because it made it better. I really did, Like,
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holy shit. We joked about it for the rest of the trip.
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Yeah, because Caroline is such a big Nancy fan. I was like Nancy
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Drew in the Mystery of the Unlockable Door. It was so dumb. I
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was so um and I felt so just ridiculous. But I mean I love
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it because that's the sort of thing that you can, you know, tell
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a story about from then on. You right, And you guys got that
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bond now, Yeah, Like I get to go up to any of them
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at any point out of like I couldn't get out that door. I mentioned
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it in an upcoming episode of gate Leapers. I'm like, these these silly
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things that happened to us are touchstones that become bonds in our friendship that we'll
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never forget. So I don't. I felt pretty stupid at the time,
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but I absolutely love that it happened right like you know. So it's definitely
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a plus. Definitely a plus. Should we take a break, Yeah,
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let's take a break. All right, We've got several more and I'll try
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to make it quicker. We'll be back. We'll be back right after this.
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Network. Amen, welcome back. So yeah, we were right in the
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middle of a chill show. And this is the point at which we would
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We'll give instructions at the end of the show. Uh. So back
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to where we were. So after day one, Day two started pretty good.
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Yeah. We went to a little pancake place. I can't remember the
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name of it, but it was just down the road place. It was
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literally just down the road from the Red Roof and it was it was literally
27:33
called something like some some name, Somebody's pancake restaurant. It was something like
27:38
that. Yeah, it was. They had some amazing options. I think
27:41
I went with the chocolate and peanut butter chip pancakes, yeah, which was
27:49
fucking really good. I wanted to They had a caramel apple though, that
27:53
I really wanted to try if we went back. We didn't wind up going
27:56
back, but it was a good breakfast and you did all right right.
27:59
Yeah. I think I had just eggs and toast that time. Because I'm
28:02
not a big breakfast guy Asian. I'm always worried about Stevie eating. After
28:04
the Las Vegas trip, so I was just keeping an eye making sure he's
28:10
definitely ill. I just don't want it to be definitely ill, especially now
28:14
for this trip. I um like, I need a hamster ball. So
28:23
we went, we went back, We drove back down to Philly and it
28:27
was way easier to find a parking spot. Oh my god. I stayed
28:30
in this one for a while. Um. And we met up with the
28:33
girls and they hadn't done breakfast yet, so they're like, let's go to
28:36
this Armenian place that's literally four blocks away. So we walked all the way
28:41
down to this little this little Armenian restaurants. Yeah. I think it was
28:45
the Two Easy Eagles. Yeah, and it was. It was really really
28:49
cool place. Um, I dug it. Since I had just eaten a
28:53
huge I was like, I can't have anything. So I was just like,
28:57
I ordered like a fruit late. I was gonna say, if we're
29:00
plateing, MS, that's what you do. I was like, can I
29:03
just get like a fruit cup or something? Just something? I'm sure she
29:07
looked at my massive ass and was like, this guy could have fed,
29:11
could have eaten so much that we could have made so much money off him,
29:15
and he just wants out of a bench. I was just but it
29:21
felt good because it was warm too, Yeah, in the sun, so
29:22
that it was it was the walkdown was pretty hot, and getting to eat
29:29
like delicious chilled fruit was like a huge relief. It was so so good.
29:33
Yeah, I really I probably would have gone with that even if I
29:37
hadn't been They said they'd bring all their everybody did it to that place when
29:41
they go Yeah, and I'm glad and I absolutely loved it. And if
29:45
we go back, I'm going to insist that that's one of the spots we
29:47
hit because I didn't try any of the Armenian cuisine. There were an I
29:53
didn't try any of them, but it would have been cool to try.
29:56
Yeah, I wanted to get rink food food, but I just wasn't that
29:59
hungry. Yeah, because you did breakfast, I guess. So anyway,
30:04
we went from there back to Caroline's apartment. We set up the recording uh,
30:10
and we recorded the episode of n F y tw Philly Style, which
30:15
was so much fun. I just love when I started pulling out the equipment.
30:18
It was crazy fun. But this is where I realized, Doggie,
30:22
you were absolute value to the show is immense because I had to run both
30:27
the like the soundboard and the players, buzzers and and host at the same
30:33
time. And this was like juggling three live kittens. I kept running away,
30:41
getting away, clawing and clawing me at the same time. It was
30:45
it was it was listened to the episode. We had fun, but I
30:48
was kind of a disaster. Um. But it was still a really fun
30:52
episode and I really liked how it all turned out. So uh, yeah,
30:56
it was great. We had a lot of fun and we got a
30:59
good out of it. I'm really thrilled with it, and please with it.
31:02
That's another one of those touchdowns. Um. And yeah, we had
31:07
a good time. And then we had to pack everything up up. Um.
31:12
But yeah, once we were packed up, then I think it was
31:15
dinner time at that point. I think, so I went out to dinner.
31:18
I don't remember off top of my head. Where where did we go
31:22
after that? Was it another close by place again? We got we gotta,
31:27
we gotta We did get number and we went to I can't remember the
31:33
name of the Triangle something or other Corners Triangle club something like that. I
31:38
can't remember. I didn't take a picture of that one. Yeah, I
31:41
don't remember off top of my head. Either it was this um tri ale
31:47
in the triangle corner or something. Yeah, the triangle corner. I don't
31:51
remember the triangle corner. I have no idea corners. It was well,
31:55
I mean it was. It was pretty well named because it's it's like at
31:59
the it's at the corner of a you know, two or three streets and
32:04
okay, and there's it's a pretty good um oh so it's probably like Tricord.
32:08
It's a solid place. They had a bar, and they had a
32:12
lot of again a lot of vegan options and a bunch of regular ones.
32:15
I don't remember what I got. Did I get just like a burger?
32:17
I don't remember. I don't even remember that place. I remember us talking
32:22
and have a good that's all I remember. I remember having a great time.
32:24
I don't remember that place at all, Yeah, at all. I
32:27
remember. I remember the decres. I remember it wasn't the dark place we
32:31
had a long time. Yeah it was. It was a bit darker than
32:35
Middle Child, and it was it was a bit more crowded too. Yeah,
32:38
it was good. Every place they took us somewhere else so excellent.
32:44
We had a good time, and then we walked from there, like a
32:47
block and a half away to this bar, uh, and we sat and
32:52
we played a drinking game on Caroline's phone. Yeah I can't. Basically,
32:57
like, you know, you passed the phone to the next person, have
33:00
to do a thing or or give somebody penalties and they have to drink,
33:04
you know, stuff like that. It was super fun, but I think
33:07
I scared everybody in the bar when I was told to do a German accent,
33:12
just immediately started shouting. I could see everybody beyond our table their eyes
33:22
widened just a little bit, and I was like, I think I went
33:24
too far. It's the actor part of me just comes out and I just
33:32
immediately launched it. But I toned it down for the rests to the gate
33:37
because I had to keep it going to It was a long time though.
33:40
I kept it up for a good looked um say I'm sorry. But we
33:45
basically all did silly things and drank a bunch and I tried some. They
33:51
had a bunch of ips there, but interestingly, the one I tried was
33:53
from Buffalo. Like, I'm in Philly, I'm gonna try one. I
33:58
could get with it, I know how that man? Right, Yeah,
34:00
it was it was. I can't remember what it was called, but it
34:04
was good. Yeah, it was good. That crazy uh yeah, No,
34:08
we had a lot of fun there. Uh. And then we went
34:10
to this little dive bar that they knew about. Apparently this place used to
34:15
be like a really big it was called like dirty dirty something around. I
34:21
don't know, it wasn't remember it was it was. It was kind of
34:23
a kind of something, kinds of whole place, clung bar, dirty whole
34:30
yeah, dirty hole. But it was it was cool. I like that,
34:35
you know, I genuinely I did too, and had a lot of
34:37
fun chilling with them there, and a lot of LGBTQ there. Yeah,
34:42
yeah, like and that's fucking cool. I didn't realize they were represented that
34:45
hard there was. That's fucking cool shit. Yeah. Uh. And then
34:49
but I was, I was. I was white girl, wasted girl.
34:58
I was. I was pretty drunk. And you know, we took an
35:00
uber back to their place and played some more games. We did the killing
35:04
game, right this time you put a killer in the game. Yeah,
35:07
I forgot to mention the previous night we tried playing the killing game I'd brought
35:10
along based around dangan Ropa, but forgot to put a killer in the mix.
35:15
So we were all innocent, so there was literally no bad guy,
35:19
but we were all pointing the figure and everyone everybody was so funny. Accusing
35:23
him was not a single You're like, okay, well that was a psychological
35:27
experiment. It's true, man, you say one of them is a killer.
35:34
They all started accusing mother. It was kind of funny. Um,
35:37
but I enjoyed it. But we played right this time, Yes, and
35:42
Sarah smoked us all. I think only one person. I think it was
35:46
Caroline. I thought it was Sarah. Yeah. Everybody else was like,
35:51
no, it's Maddie. It's gotta be um, poor Maddie, Poor Maddie.
35:58
Um yeah, it's just really bad luck. She didn't pick up an
36:02
alibi. But it was fun. Yeah, I know, that was That
36:06
was a really good time. Uh and uh it was. It was really
36:08
fun. And it was Ziggie's birthday the next day. Yes, yes,
36:14
yeah, but we wound up we wound up spending the night there that yeah,
36:17
because that we were all we were all more comfortable with each other at
36:21
this point, I feel like, and we were just like, yeah,
36:22
it's fine. And they all drank and high and they had they had the
36:27
extra bedroom, which was nice. Yeah, that was awesome. That was
36:30
really cool. And the bed I slept on there was way better than one
36:34
at the hotel. Kind of wish I could have stayed there, all right,
36:37
but next time, yeah, next time maybe. Um In any event,
36:43
So that was day two. Day three, we started with a goodbye
36:46
breakfast so to speak. Yep, you know, we all went to I
36:52
remember trying to remember because I feel like we went somewhere cool. Man.
37:00
That's just not coming to me. We went somewhere cool for breakfast. We
37:04
hung out. Oh yeah, it was that like sports bar kind of place
37:07
almost, but they had they had a breakfast brunch there. You're right,
37:10
yeah, Oh, they're gonna do a drag show. Yeah, next week.
37:14
It's like I thought it was that weekend. I got all excited.
37:15
I'm like, oh my god, we're gonna be here from the drag show.
37:17
Its gonna be here like a half hour. And I'm looking like Camps
37:21
something or something like it was named like that. I got a ridiculous s'mores
37:25
waffle. I was like, what the why the fuck nut, let's just
37:30
go nuts. I'm on vacation. I'm having a good time. It was
37:34
just too much. Just got a regular waffle um in any event, uh.
37:43
And we just hung out and chilled and enjoyed each other's company. And
37:45
then we went back to Carolines and set our goodbyes and set off for the
37:52
other half of our trip, which was New Jersey back to Jersey. Uh
37:58
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38:01
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looking Dom hey Man, Welcome back, um So. Part three is going
39:06
to be the remainder of our trip. Um So. After we left Philadelphia
39:10
for the final time life Yep, we traveled an hour and fifteen minutes north
39:17
to North Brunswick, New Jersey, to make a stop that I insisted on
39:22
from the beginning, and I definitely agreed upon it. Like the last time
39:28
we went to New Jersey, I didn't get to go to this place,
39:30
and I felt robbed. I felt cheated the whole trip. I was like
39:35
so miserable, Like why did we even come down here? We weren't going
39:38
to go to Arthur's. Yes, So this is the place I've talked about
39:43
before on the show, and I will talk about it again because fuck you.
39:45
That's why. Um, this place is the best steak I've ever had
39:51
ever, bar none. Nobody does it like Arthur's, and I fucking love
39:55
it there. Um. Their base steak is twenty four ounces. That is
40:01
their basic ass regular steak. Yeah, it's huge, It's a pound and
40:07
a half. It's crazy of fucking meat. Man. I was cooked however
40:15
you want it, and braized with their house sauce, which I have to
40:19
add is fucking incredible. Um, and uh, you know it's reasonably priced
40:25
too. It's thirty six bucks for that. Yeah, if you're if you're
40:30
a lunatic, you can get the double, which is forty eight ounces,
40:37
three fucking pounds of steak. No. I couldn't do that. I fucking
40:45
couldn't do that. I could barely do the twenty four. Yeah, and
40:47
I was pushing myself. I was four, but I was I was gonna
40:53
do that no matter what, Like that's this, this is the steak.
40:57
I would cross state lines for me. So I had an incredible steak.
41:05
Stevie, I can't remember what you got? Did you get your own?
41:07
I got a sirloin? Got they do? They do have a smaller steak
41:10
they have. It's still fucking still sixteen. Not only you get a sirloin,
41:16
it's like eight you get an eight ounce sirloin. Fucking sixteen twelve.
41:22
Yeah, Like I was like, oh shit, I forgot. It's like
41:28
Texas. Every here they're there's there sirloin. Their smallest awible steak is sixteen
41:35
ounces. Because yeah, like seriously, but when you go, you plan
41:40
on staying for a bit and enjoy it because the fucking it was so good.
41:46
Oh my god, fucking good it is it is every single time.
41:51
That's what It's why I insist on going there. It's why why I keep
41:53
dragging people there, Like we could go and split that sirloin and get the
41:59
potatoes and be fine. Yeah, like things would be. You would be
42:01
full and you'd be happy. Yeah. The only downside is we didn't have
42:05
a fridge in our hotel, or I would have taken it back with us.
42:07
Old, I'm like fuck as it was, I bought a bottle of
42:13
their house sauce to take home with me. Yeah, and then I lost
42:15
it somewhere somewhere between taking my stuff into the apartment and I'm unpacking. It
42:23
disappeared and I don't know where it went. Oh no, you checked the
42:25
whole tr I've been. I've looked everywhere. I've looked everywhere, and it's
42:30
it's just gone. Uh So that kind of sucks, but it's it doesn't
42:34
take damper off that particular part of the dart. I have to go back.
42:37
Yeah, well I guess I just have to go again. Yes,
42:42
you know, the thought has crossed my mind to just make a day of
42:44
it and just drive six and a half hours to the place, eat and
42:47
then try the six and a half hours back. Hey, people, will
42:52
be a good way to spend a day. It would be a good Yeah.
42:57
I just need to get away early to get there. Fucking ridiculously expensive
43:01
way to spend a day, like just one hundred and fifty dollars in gas.
43:07
God, well you do is you document your trip? Yeah, while
43:09
you're going to make something out of it. Yeah, throw a little tip
43:12
jar on there with it, Holbe, people buy you like an ounce of
43:15
a steak in any events. So once we finished up there, then we
43:21
drove to Atlantic Highlands. Yes, because the second part of our state our
43:27
state visit was all about the Hollywood Babylon show Ye Modcastle cinemas in Atlantic Highlands,
43:34
And um, I don't know about you, but I really really enjoyed
43:39
that whole thing. Cinema every yeah, yeah, the whole thing. The
43:44
cinema spot was difficult, but once we got there it was fine. Uh.
43:47
And it was a short walk to get to the cinemas and standing in
43:52
line, and we met some cool people while we were just standing in line.
43:55
Yeah, a lot. And then Bridget and her friends caught up with
44:00
us and Chad was that was that his name? Yeah? I kept forgetting
44:04
his name. I kept calling him Greg. Knew it was four letters,
44:09
you know, like Mike Bolster came. He came from La He flew in
44:13
that day to get there to fly back out that night. It was so
44:17
many people, uh, and they were all super cool and had a definitely
44:22
cool time chilling with them before the thing. The cinemas themselves, I thought
44:27
was really nicely appointed. It was really cool place, right if I if
44:30
I lived there, I'd go there all the time. It's what I'm saying.
44:31
Like the Declora obviously a ton of Kevin Smith stuff, but done in
44:36
a very nice, tasteful cinema type way. It's really cool to walk around
44:39
and through the hall. And while they do show a lot of new movies,
44:42
they also show a lot of old ones, like and Kevin Scott had
44:45
some brilliant ideas about like some of the stuff he's done before and since like
44:50
they did a Clue showing that I would have loved to have gone to that,
44:54
And I talked to Kevin Smith about that movie, like, I have
44:58
so many thoughts about that movie, and I just genuinely love it and would
45:01
have been cool to do a Q and A with it isn't an amazing movie
45:04
that would be neat to sit there just for like, because he talked for
45:07
like two hours about Clue. Yeah, that would be enough for me.
45:14
But yeah. But anyway, well, on the day we went, we
45:15
were there for the Hollywood Babylon Show, but we got a bit of a
45:19
pre show that I wasn't expected. They held an auction to sell off a
45:23
bunch of cool shit that Kevin just had lying around. Apparently helped support the
45:29
theater and stuff, because it's hard to run a theater and actually take money,
45:32
pay everybody and pay for a movie and show. So I guess every
45:36
now and then they do these little auctions, and they were doing one in
45:37
front of our show, and there was a lot of really cool shit.
45:40
Yeah, there was some stuff that I would have gone for if like the
45:45
price had been decent, but I was like, they seem a little up
45:47
there. But John, you know what, that's fine. Their collectibles and
45:51
he signed practically everything or wore anything. I remember when we did get their
45:55
Bridget hooked us up with snacks in gatorade. Yeah. Yeah, bought our
46:00
sits and stuff, which was unnecessary, but we love you Bridget. Yeah,
46:04
Josh Rauch said hi to him and stuff. Yeah, so I got
46:07
that. I got that hang with him for a bit outside was pretty neat
46:09
um. And then yeah, the auction went for about an hour. I
46:13
think, yeah, something like that. There was some really cool shit in
46:15
there. Yeah, um, including uh like what was it like a like
46:21
a like a birthday party package or something like that. Yes, where you
46:24
could get like twenty of your closest friends and just watch any movie you wanted
46:30
to with Kevin Smith and he would do just for your twenty stress for you
46:35
and your twenty friends or whatever. I was like, holy shit, and
46:38
that would be super cool. He started and I started thinking about like what
46:42
movie when I hit what movie would I inflict on Kevin Smith? And just
46:50
like, sorry, Kevin, I'm gonna make you watch Brain Donors. Yeah.
46:55
He I'm sure he's seen that ship being an indie guy, I don't
46:58
know. I think he might have. He is. He is pretty into
47:01
a cinema. But yeah, and funniest movies ever. Um. Yeah,
47:07
they actually went pretty cool. We saw like Mike got some of him he
47:12
was sitting next to me, and then uh, Bridget's friend she got some
47:15
stuff and up she got she got the jersey. Yeah it was a Marvel
47:19
jersey that keV Smith wore and he signed, yeah, yeah it was.
47:23
She got that. It was hot yep. And then uh, after that,
47:28
like I kept going outside to get high and then hang out with people
47:31
who are outside talk talked to you because when I when we go to these
47:36
I love just talking to people. I saw about he was oddly something of
47:40
a mini celebrity. People kept recognizing him and haysaying hey, Steve, Hey,
47:45
how's going. It was like, holy shit, this is one of
47:49
the things he revealed to me prior is just like, hey, he kept
47:52
everything else secret, but this one he because he's like he couldn't wrap his
47:54
mind on He's like these people kept stopping to take photos. Yeah, like
48:00
people don't don't know why. It was just a little crazy. It was
48:05
awesome because you're really likable but also really recognizable. Yeah, like once they
48:13
know you, they fucking know. Yeah, but it was doubt and then
48:17
we fucking Ralph came in before that said hi to us. Oh you weren't
48:22
out there, were you? Hey you are, We're out in the front.
48:25
We're getting snacks. Ralph came in. Yeah. When Ralph entered the
48:29
place, Yeah, yeah, Ralph came in before keV got or after Kelf
48:31
got there. He ran upstairs and got ready because every I was I just
48:36
canna tell you about this and I forgot because I told aug I was like,
48:37
every time I went outside the vape, the upstairs window was open and
48:40
I kept seeing smoke come out. And I should have said so because I
48:43
forgot Ralph smoke cigarettes. He started smoking again. I justine't be like,
48:46
hey, w the fucker Christ walking cigarettes up there? He something And I
48:51
don't know why I didn't. I should have just said some ships. I'm
48:52
like, I'm out here by myself right now. I'd see him. I
48:54
know he's sucking up there. Anyway. So the auction draws to a close
49:00
and the show begins, and it was it was definitely a really good show.
49:04
Yes, Like I mean, it's it's hard for me to say that
49:07
Hollywood Babylon has any bad shows, but this was definitely a good one.
49:12
Well, it's always entertaining, and it's always different, even though it's the
49:15
same setups each time. It's always something I love when they when they fall
49:20
into a running joke and they just carry it forward. Yeah, just like
49:22
when he read a letter from a fourteen year old fan who was in the
49:27
audience. She was there with her father, and he was like, shit,
49:30
we gotta clean this sort of holy shit, Ralph the whole time,
49:36
just like kept calling back to looking nervously for it was so funny, fucking
49:42
hysterical. It was cool. It was it was a laugh riot. I
49:45
absolutely loved it. It was a great show. Yeah it was. It
49:47
was. It was an absolutely brilliant show. Phenomenal. And then afterwards we
49:52
got to do the meet and greet because I got the VIP tickets, yes,
49:55
and a twenty dollars more than the regular tickets. I'm like, yeah,
50:01
Kevin for Kevin Smith, hug and a picture right with Ralph? Why
50:05
not? Um so, yeah, I don't know when those are coming.
50:09
They should have been in the email. They might go into your junk email
50:14
for the one you got the I mean I never saw it. I'll email
50:17
Josh. But yeah, it's not a big deal. I had a great
50:22
time and I did what I wanted to do, which is, um well,
50:27
I Cbe and I were in line. I left Cebi go first because
50:30
I knew Kevin would recognize him. Yeah, fucking walked away from the Ninth
50:35
Star area. Y man, he left the area to come to me.
50:40
When we went to Toronto. He did the exact same fucking thing like that.
50:44
As soon as he started walking up there. As soon as he saw
50:46
Stevie just walked out of the fucking area where they're doing the photos, just
50:51
went up and hugged him. It was so f funny, man. And
50:53
then Ralph gave me a big hug after that. That was fucking eating.
50:57
We got a couple of pictures, and then we got a couple of pictures
51:00
tat and because the fucking show. Yeah, and then I definitely got his
51:04
money's worth on that one. Yeah. They took a lot. Ernie was
51:07
taking the photos, which helped. Thanks Ernie. Uh. And then it
51:12
was my turn. Yeah, Aaron locked up. I went over to is
51:15
when I shipped the bed. So I went up and Kevin just approached me
51:22
automatically to give me a hug, and I was like, it's so sweet,
51:24
and I gave him a hug back, and I told him, I'm
51:27
like, look, man, you're one of the reasons I became a writer.
51:30
And he's like, really, no shit, and I was like,
51:32
uh yeah, and I've got a novel coming out and he's like, no,
51:36
ship, get out of here. And I was like yeah, this
51:38
summer and it's gonna be published. It's great. And then the cameraman was
51:42
like, okay, face this way on three. So I turned a you
51:44
know, I put my arms about both Ralph and Kevin. He snapped pictures
51:47
and I was like, thank you so much, and I walked off,
51:52
and I realized I hadn't said a single fucking thing to Ralph. No I
52:00
had. I had gotten so lost in telling Kevin Smith that he inspired me
52:07
to write I have a novel coming out and I'm excited that that that.
52:13
Ralph was like, oh, this kid doesn't give a fuck about me.
52:16
Not Ralph, No, So Stevie wasn't paying attention to Steve didn't know and
52:30
so funny bulls. I was like, all right, cool, and I
52:32
felt so bad afterwards. I felt so bad. I was like, I
52:38
was like, fuck this guy. We went We went to the bar to
52:42
catch up with everybody afterwards, and then Ralph showed up. Well here's the
52:47
thing, Like Bridget was doing her level best to get me fucking smashed.
52:52
Yeah, she bought me too long Island iced teas, or rather she bought
52:59
me the first one, and then I think her friend Stephanie second second one.
53:01
Nobody everybody was like, we're just gonna apply this fucking due with liquor.
53:06
So after the second one, I was pretty three sheets to the wind
53:08
like I was. I was fucking lit. And it was also cold out
53:15
and I didn't have a I forgot my hoodie for the trip, idiot.
53:17
But it was crowded on the inside, so we just stayed outside and hung
53:21
out there, even though it was cold. The Ralph and his friends were
53:23
there because his friends from Philly were there, yea the show. We were
53:25
all just hanging it out together, yeah, talking and shit. It was
53:29
fucking neat. And every time every time I looked in us direction and he
53:35
was looking back at me, just just gave me a look and then turned
53:42
back to, you know, his other friend. He's probably just like,
53:44
are you gonna come over and see me? You're gonna say hi to me?
53:46
I think that's what it was. I hope. So, because my
53:50
intention was not to offend the man, I don't think you. I think
53:54
you thought you were just nervous, fucking right. I was nervous. Yeah,
53:59
I'll apologize for I was super fucking I was so goddam and and after
54:06
that I was terrified, Like we had to walk past Ralph to get out,
54:09
and Ralph of course stood up well, hold on before even that part
54:15
way through, while you were drinking with Steph and Bridget and everybody else there,
54:19
I introduced Brittman to Ralph real quick because that he traveled first HBO two,
54:23
so I had to give a shout out to britt Man because fuck yeah,
54:25
britt Man, thanks for fucking meeting you. You and your lady are
54:29
awesome as hell. Um. But then I ran back to the theater for
54:32
one I was cold, and two doctor Josh Roush was doing a secret screening
54:37
of his Parks documentary Parks, and I'm like, I can't fucking miss that
54:42
ship, you know, So I fucking ran back and I'm not gonna say
54:45
this shit I saw, but what I will tell you is holy fuck.
54:50
With the span that I was there for what forty minutes maybe less than that,
54:52
less than me a half hour, I cried twice. Yeah, but
54:59
all also felt really really good by at the point that I had to come
55:04
back at and I was like, I cannot wait for it to be finished.
55:07
And even he said it there, so I know, and I know
55:08
he said at other places Josh actually got Quentin Tarantino to be part of this.
55:14
Yeah, and he'll be adding that part of the documentary soon, which
55:17
is really fucking cool. But he had Parks in there doing it. He
55:21
had his son in there, his daughter, like it was cool. Man
55:23
Like, it's really fucking neat um. But then at that point I second
55:29
bye to Josh, told him all I gave him. Oh, I handed
55:30
him our shirts. I came back during the the Q or the VIP thing,
55:37
gave him our b FY tw hydrate dr shirt for him, got one
55:40
for keV obviously, got one for Ralph, and one for Queen Jay and
55:45
shit. So they were really happy because Josh a few years ago hooked us
55:49
up with three shirts and ship, and I figured it was only fair.
55:52
Hey, you gave us some free shirts, let's let's let's hook you up
55:53
with a few two. So they got some bfy tw mersh now and ship,
55:58
which is cool. But yeah, and then at that point I took
56:00
goodbye to him stuff, gave him love, so goodbye. Everybody else at
56:02
theater. Came back to the bar where everybody else was, and Aaron was
56:07
pretty hammered when I got back, Yeah, because I was like, all
56:12
right, I'm cold, but I'm down there. I can hang for like
56:14
another hour. I'll be good whatever. I just hit my pen before walking
56:17
back over, so we're good, and we hung out for like another fifteen
56:22
minutes. Maybe I got I went to the bar and I got like a
56:24
coke with Grennadine. I was just like, I'm done with the drinking guys,
56:29
sorry, like no more so. And that also was given to me
56:32
for free, so I was like, all right, fair heck, yeah,
56:36
Frista usually the church for that, right, But anyway, so I
56:43
took my Freesta back outside, tried to sober up, just chilling. Didn't
56:47
really know anybody, and Steve was gone for most of the time, so
56:51
when Bridget wasn't around, I was just like vibing. I was chilling,
56:57
trying not to get too drunk whatever. And then eventually we had to call
57:01
it tonight. So Steve's like we should go, so get up, uh
57:06
and see he goes one last time after Ralph Garmin with me right behind gone.
57:09
Oh shit. He's like, I gotta go. Ralph. It was
57:15
great meeting you, and shook hands on him and he's like he's like,
57:17
yeah, good luck with the show. And then he turns, look,
57:20
it was cool that he like gave us a good luck. He's Oh,
57:22
that's fucking nice him to say that ship. That was cool. Ralph's always
57:25
been really cool to me. Yeah, it's a good guy. And then
57:28
he turns to look at me, and then he turns to look at someone
57:30
else. We move on, and I was like, oh, man,
57:36
fucking hell, should have said something. What what do you say at that
57:43
point? Say sorry? Sorry, I was such a day. Sorry I
57:45
had forgotten. And then I got nervous because I thought you'd be upset.
57:52
It's literally already gotta say Ralph is one of those guys who'd actually understand.
58:00
Ralph's famous people make me nervous, absolutely hysterical. I know. The primary
58:05
reason. I know he writes most of the show. So that's the reason
58:07
it's so good. Yes, So Ralph is an absolutely gifted comedian and writer,
58:12
and I have nothing but boundless respect for him, even if he doesn't
58:16
believe that, but it is true, but it is because he says it
58:21
all the time. Yeah, I absolutely adore a Ralph. But in any
58:25
event, so I slowly drove back to our drove. Oh you drove,
58:32
that's right. I was way too drunk. I was like, He's like,
58:36
you thought you got but I didn't. Remember, but I was like,
58:43
oh shit, uh, ceb actually drove, so he drove my truck
58:47
and we had tried to do it without the tolls because we didn't have any
58:50
coins because all my coins were in my bag at the room. So he
58:53
went a weird ass way back. So yeah, we took the non toll
58:57
route, which took us ways. So how many times it is drunk cast
59:01
to lean over to you? Go? Do you think Ralph is mad at
59:04
me? I did bring it up in the back, you would. I'm
59:09
gonna email Ralph. Hey, dude, so you know, my buddy,
59:14
he was just mad nervous about around you. He just forgot to say something
59:16
to you, and then he felt bad after and he was just scared.
59:21
He really respects you. You can listen to it all on this podcast link.
59:24
Ye thanks for this. Oh god, but no, it was.
59:30
It was a good night. And then it's good to see nothing really changed
59:34
while I wasn't there. Before we left, we talked to Chad and Bridget
59:37
We were going to meet them the next morning before but he took off and
59:40
we did. Yeah, which is great. I'm glad we did because I'm
59:43
glad I got to actually meet Chat and talk to him like he actually very
59:45
talked to him, talked to him. He's a very cool dude. Yeah,
59:49
what branch of the arm services was, he was the Air Force combat
59:52
photographer and he's retiring. Yeah, so what fucking do Congrats that's Fantastic's huge,
59:59
Like a lot of people don't get that, like I unfortunately couldn't,
1:00:01
Like I wish I could have, but fucked that huge to be able to
1:00:05
get that done. So like, med props to you, bro. So
1:00:07
um. Yeah, we went in the morning to breakfast with Bridget and Chad
1:00:13
and hung out and had a great time. I can't remember that play.
1:00:15
It was a little mug place. Yeah, I can't remember the name of
1:00:19
it, but it was mug something, lug diner, no, I mug
1:00:22
something. I don't know. It was a cute little place though, some
1:00:25
red hot tricolors like corners. Well here's the thing. They apparently just had
1:00:30
a hug had a massive collection of coffee mugs from all different places different.
1:00:36
Yeah. Yeah, so every every coffee mug was different and it was super
1:00:39
cool. Uh and you know it was morning, so we basically all got
1:00:43
coffee. U So yeah, that was set coffee and we had breakfast and
1:00:49
we took some pictures with Bridget and Chad, and then we set our goodbyes
1:00:53
and came on home. And once again on the trip home was pretty uneventful,
1:00:59
which is good. Yeah, it was a nice, safe trip back.
1:01:00
So yeah, so you can really ask for it. It was.
1:01:04
It was a good trip. Not like the trip where we saw a car
1:01:07
on fire at the beginning of the trip. That was funny though, because
1:01:14
like that sign of things that come shit super crazy. But yeah, that's
1:01:19
the story of the trip to Philly, New Jersey, and the friends we
1:01:22
made along the way, and the animis you're made possibly and the minor dealist
1:01:29
celebrities that we pissed off. Don't pull me into this circle with you.
1:01:35
I'm not going down that drain you are part of with anything panss. Aaron
1:01:44
says, No, it was, it was. It was a fucking phenomenal
1:01:50
trip from beginning to end. I'm sorry you couldn't. Yeah, honestly,
1:01:53
the only thing that would have made it better is if you were there.
1:01:55
Seriously, it would have been fucking insane. Absolutely, but next time,
1:02:00
next time, we do this shit for sure, Yeah, a thousand percent.
1:02:04
But that I think is going to wrap it up for us. We've
1:02:07
been going on for an hour and change probably at this point, so let's
1:02:09
let's call it at night. Uh. Thanks for listening. I hope you
1:02:14
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1:02:17
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1:02:21
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We can get that set up at the mug place sometime next time. The
1:03:15
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1:03:19
might require people to pay to get that. We will smuggle it in there.
1:03:22
We will take it, will smuggle do it just anthime, No,
1:03:28
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1:03:31
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1:03:37
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1:03:39
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1:03:42
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1:03:47
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1:03:51
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1:03:53
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