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A Pocket Sized Version... · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: A pocket sized version of the Orange Man. It's one
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  Speaker 1: more thing, one more thing. Orange Man bad, Orange Man bad?
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  Speaker 1: Why is he orange? Is it the Does he spray
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  Speaker 1: tan or tanning bed tan? He's got to be spray tanning, right,
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  Speaker 1: nobody tanning bed tan?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's makeup. What do you think, lashious spray tan?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's some tanning agent that it doesn't come
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  Speaker 3: from a UV ray.
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  Speaker 1: Makes you look better? Though, you look better tan. I
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  Speaker 1: mean when I did the tanning thing, I just flat
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  Speaker 1: out look better. There's just no getting around it.
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  Speaker 2: I watch your Hugh Though you don't want to go
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  Speaker 2: to orange.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, orange is not great, but it's still better
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  Speaker 1: than pasty white. Pasty white is the worst.
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  Speaker 4: Look Hey now.
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  Speaker 2: Choice Yeah, wait a minute, wait time talking to Yes,
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  Speaker 2: a very fair skinned young woman in a pasty irishman
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  Speaker 2: in the house.
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  Speaker 1: But you're not paste.
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  Speaker 4: Racism. Go ahead and backpedal this one, Jack, Let's say it.
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  Speaker 1: It's not backpedaling. You're not pasty. There is there's white,
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  Speaker 1: and then there's pasty white. There are lots of people that,
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  Speaker 1: like I've known. I know a woman who, wisely, when
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  Speaker 1: she was younger, stayed out of the sun and all
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  Speaker 1: her friends are so jealous of us. She's fifty. All
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  Speaker 1: her friends are so jealous of how great her skin
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  Speaker 1: is because she never did the whole tanning thing when
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  Speaker 1: she is younger. But she's not pasty. She's just white.
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  Speaker 1: That looks that looks fine. But I'm pasty white, like
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  Speaker 1: my kids say, I have cadaver feet. They look like
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  Speaker 1: the feet of a dead person. Yes, that's not what anyway,
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  Speaker 1: So this is a miniature Trump. It's a kid. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think the age is on this kid? Hanson,
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  Speaker 1: would you guess eight? I think it's an eight year
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  Speaker 1: old kid who does a Trump impersonation. I haven't heard
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  Speaker 1: any of these videos. I understand they're funny, so we'll
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  Speaker 1: listen to that's a big sensation on YouTube. We'll listen
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  Speaker 1: to some of them.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to another edition of the Preschool Apprentice. Okay, today,
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  Speaker 5: there was a kerfuffle during playtime. Okay. For a couple
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  Speaker 5: of weeks at playtime, me and Sleepy Joe have been
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  Speaker 5: trying to create the world's biggest lego tower. Okay, and
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  Speaker 5: we have slowly been building our lego towers. I plan
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  Speaker 5: on beating him, quite frankly. I plan on beating him
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  Speaker 5: so bad, and he plans on beating me, and he
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  Speaker 5: was having a hard time. Okay, I was doing so well.
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  Speaker 5: You look at the teacher. The teacher said, Donnie, you're
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  Speaker 5: doing so well, and I said, I know, look at Sleepy,
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  Speaker 5: he's doing terrible. And then he asked the help of
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  Speaker 5: Kama Malama. Okay, she's a new student, Kama Malama. And
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  Speaker 5: he got Bury to help, and he got Nancy, Nasty Nancy,
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  Speaker 5: and he got a lot of other people to come
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  Speaker 5: and help. Okay, a lot of other students, okay, and
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  Speaker 5: they helped him, and his tower was getting so huge.
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  Speaker 5: He was beating me quite frankly. So I got my
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  Speaker 5: own friends. I got Little Stevie, I got Stinky Steve.
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  Speaker 5: I got you know, Timmy Tommy. I got Tommy Timmy,
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  Speaker 5: and I get all these people, and I realized I
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  Speaker 5: still needed more help. So I went over to Little
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  Speaker 5: Rob They call him Little Rob Robo rub some people
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  Speaker 5: because he likes to do the roboto. But anyways, regardless,
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  Speaker 5: regurgitate if I went over to him and I said, hey, look,
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  Speaker 5: I see you're building your own tower. Why don't we
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  Speaker 5: combine towers? And he said, quite frankly, I'm building this
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  Speaker 5: for my people, and I think I'm doing a great job.
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  Speaker 5: And I said, well, why didn't you join me? He said,
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  Speaker 5: quite frankly, I don't think I want to, But you
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  Speaker 5: know I can't join Sleepy Joe because they didn't let me.
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  Speaker 5: I tried to join them and they said, no, you can't.
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  Speaker 5: You got to build your own tower. So what did
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  Speaker 5: I do? I knocked down Robo rubs tower. I knocked
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  Speaker 5: it down, and then he said, well, I have no tower. Now,
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  Speaker 5: I guess I'll help you build your tower, and with
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  Speaker 5: our legos, we are going to be unstoppable. Quite franklysh
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  Speaker 5: I wish that's an eight year old.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know what that is. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if that's an but regardless, it's a Trump impersonation, and
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could get that nailed down. The people
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  Speaker 1: that have it, it's the it's the asides, it's a
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  Speaker 1: doubling back, it's it's there's there's a talent to it.
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  Speaker 1: The people that are really good.
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  Speaker 2: At Yeah, there are four or five key phrases and
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  Speaker 2: and but you know, crutches, you've got to use it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Really is the most unique speaking style ever, Yes, Katy, No.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm hooked on the fact that I think that
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  Speaker 3: might be like an AI voice filter kind of a thing.
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  Speaker 4: There's no way that was the voice of any.
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  Speaker 5: No, it was not.
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  Speaker 1: So is there a he AI make my voice sound
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  Speaker 1: like Donald Trump?
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  Speaker 4: There are all.
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  Speaker 3: Of the especially on TikTok, you can make your your
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  Speaker 3: voice sound like whatever you want.
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  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, God, I should play around with this stuff
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  Speaker 1: more often. Not that not TikTok. It's Chinese. Frankly, that
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  Speaker 1: was great though. Yeah, the kids saying it.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you can see in the video he's the
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  Speaker 4: one speaking.
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  Speaker 1: But oh my gosh, the just nonsensical nicknames. There's just
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  Speaker 1: you know, there's a number of things you got to
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  Speaker 1: throw at your Trump impersonation to really nail it down.
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  Speaker 4: Timmy, Tommy and Tommy Timmy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, join us next time.
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  Speaker 4: When we have a nine year old that walks and
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  Speaker 4: talks like Asia Hutchinson, Well, I guess that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Asia,