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Season 1 Finale with Jay McCarroll | TBCC Ep. 14 · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_00: Hi, we are.
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SPEAKER_00: We're on run run.
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SPEAKER_00: We're rolling.
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SPEAKER_00: We are rolling.
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SPEAKER_00: Hi.
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SPEAKER_00: Hi.
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SPEAKER_00: How are you?
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SPEAKER_00: Good.
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SPEAKER_00: How are you?
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SPEAKER_00: Good.
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SPEAKER_03: Aside from my pussy fulling being out.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, for once.
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SPEAKER_03: How do how do women wear skirts?
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SPEAKER_03: I don't understand.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: You're not a you're not a woman?
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_03: Believe it or not.
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SPEAKER_03: Could have fooled me.
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SPEAKER_03: I just don't get it.
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SPEAKER_03: Is it just because I wear mini skirts and that's like a problem?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, I guess you've only ever gone mini to micro mini.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
0:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You're not rocking a and I only plan on going small.
0:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: So I guess it's pussy out.
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SPEAKER_00: I guess.
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SPEAKER_00: But also it's like, I feel like a few times I've been like, you know, you need to like do like your princess sit, you know?
0:44
SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, there you go.
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SPEAKER_00: Keep a leg cracked across the page.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm doing princess sit, but still I feel like it looks like I have no nothing on the bottom.
0:51
SPEAKER_03: I guess, yeah.
0:52
SPEAKER_03: Well, whatever.
0:53
SPEAKER_01: Are you gagging faggot?
0:54
SPEAKER_01: I'm gagging faggot.
0:55
SPEAKER_00: Um, I was just saying there's nothing trashier than a clear, a loose site wedge.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, what?
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SPEAKER_00: That's I mean, I feel like you see a a loose site heel.
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SPEAKER_00: That's that's a classic stripper.
1:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I love we love a loose height heel.
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SPEAKER_00: But a loose site wedge That's trash.
1:12
SPEAKER_00: That is like the uh the ice luge drink.
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SPEAKER_00: Like that thing is being flooded with vodka.
1:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:18
SPEAKER_03: This is the ice sculpture.
1:19
SPEAKER_00: And they're gonna be they'll be melted in about 2.5 seconds.
1:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh, good.
1:22
SPEAKER_00: So will my face in here and Bonnie.
1:25
SPEAKER_00: How are you?
1:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm good.
1:26
SPEAKER_00: How are you?
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SPEAKER_03: Good.
1:28
SPEAKER_00: What is this?
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SPEAKER_00: What are we doing?
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SPEAKER_03: We are shooting the season one finale of the Big Cunty Couch.
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SPEAKER_03: It's a baby finale.
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SPEAKER_03: We're taking a little breaky poo after this.
1:38
SPEAKER_03: My name is Ange Malastone, aka That Girl Gina.
1:41
SPEAKER_03: And I'm Mike Fales, and as we said, this is the Big Cunty Couch.
1:45
SPEAKER_03: Now I'm copying your woo-woop.
1:46
SPEAKER_03: Do it.
1:47
SPEAKER_03: Woo-woop.
1:48
SPEAKER_03: What were you just saying?
1:49
SPEAKER_03: You were saying I was making fun of you because I was like, you're Wendy Williams, but you're like, no, I'm referencing Ricky Lake.
1:53
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:53
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
1:54
SPEAKER_03: You you like read me one time for yourself.
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SPEAKER_00: I know.
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SPEAKER_00: You read me one time for saying that my woo-woo is Wendy Williams.
2:00
SPEAKER_00: And that's amazing, but I've I don't really watch Wendy Williams, but I'm sorry, I know that's it's in my mind You're in in the front row.
2:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:08
SPEAKER_00: Um in my mind, it's like the crowd during like the when like we go to commercial and the camera like pans over the crowd of like Ricky Lake or Jenny Jones, like 90s, early 2000s daytime TV talk show.
2:21
SPEAKER_03: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
2:23
SPEAKER_00: Well, so I decided to match you, I guess, or match like your hair.
2:28
SPEAKER_00: Um I got this vintage Jenko jeans.
2:32
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I didn't know it was vintage.
2:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:33
SPEAKER_00: It's vintage 990s, I guess.
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SPEAKER_00: Um uh Jenko jeans, giant red shirt with like a tribal detail.
2:40
SPEAKER_00: I never wear red.
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SPEAKER_00: I know, it's throwing me off.
2:43
SPEAKER_03: It's crazy, but I because usually you're blue, I'm red, not in a Republican way, but like it's just our our colors.
2:49
SPEAKER_03: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: Um it's crazy to see you in red, it's really cute.
2:51
SPEAKER_00: Although I th I when I when you said that recently, and I was like, I think of you as yellow.
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SPEAKER_03: That's crazy because I don't wear yellow.
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SPEAKER_00: Like your cheddar yellow uh sweatshirt.
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SPEAKER_03: I think of that as orange, and I I do think of myself as an orange, but that's a whole episode in itself because people think it's yellow, that sweatshirt, but it's orange, signature color, orange.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so never wear it.
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SPEAKER_03: I do love red, and but I and I love it even more on you.
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SPEAKER_03: It's so good.
3:12
SPEAKER_00: I look good in warm colors, but I hate wearing them.
3:14
SPEAKER_00: Because you're pink because the skin is like a big pink.
3:17
SPEAKER_00: It's like put me out in the sun, I turn the color of the couch.
3:19
SPEAKER_00: You really do.
3:20
SPEAKER_00: And the shorts are a brand called Needles.
3:24
SPEAKER_03: Where'd you get those?
3:25
SPEAKER_00: Uh, I think I got them on the real reel.
3:26
SPEAKER_00: I think they were um, kyon.
3:28
SPEAKER_00: And they were like, as always, insider tip.
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SPEAKER_00: If you ever get anything on the real reel as a boy, I don't know how it is as a girl, but the sizing is whack.
3:34
SPEAKER_00: It's bad.
3:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, the light, our spotlights aren't on.
3:37
SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh.
3:38
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'll turn them on.
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unknown: Okay.
3:39
SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
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SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
3:41
SPEAKER_03: I turned them off for uh I knew it was suspiciously cool in here.
3:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh, right.
3:44
SPEAKER_03: You're fired.
3:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:46
SPEAKER_03: Well, wouldn't be the finale without it.
3:49
SPEAKER_03: If it wasn't packed with mistakes, please.
3:52
SPEAKER_03: I look like Garbaggio, to be honest.
3:55
SPEAKER_03: I was having a bad day.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's time.
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SPEAKER_00: The universe is telling us like, chill out.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
4:00
SPEAKER_00: Uh take a take a take a beat, take a pause.
4:02
SPEAKER_00: Take a fucking beat.
4:03
SPEAKER_00: It's also like this fucking studio.
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SPEAKER_00: My body's rejecting makeup and drag, right?
4:07
SPEAKER_00: Your body's rejecting makeup and drag.
4:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, your tuck was enormous.
4:11
SPEAKER_00: It was like, why like what is going on down there?
4:14
SPEAKER_03: It's having a moment.
4:14
SPEAKER_00: I we're not really supposed to talk about that, but something is up.
4:18
SPEAKER_00: Like we're taking it's like warmer.
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SPEAKER_03: I think it's because it's warm out.
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SPEAKER_03: Um when you said, was it Jenko jeans?
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SPEAKER_03: Jenko, Jenko, yeah.
4:28
SPEAKER_03: Jenga jeans?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
4:30
SPEAKER_03: Did you so those that was for like boys, but did you know like Paris Blues jeans?
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: I wasn't aware of what the girls were wearing.
4:38
SPEAKER_03: Well, I was, I used to stare at them like in like a department store because they would come with like a big illustration, like a tag on the ass, and it had like a fashion like brats kind of girl.
4:49
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
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SPEAKER_03: Sort of like walked so bratz dolls could run.
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SPEAKER_03: The jeans.
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SPEAKER_00: The jeans, the jeans walked.
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SPEAKER_03: The jeans walked.
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SPEAKER_03: They could walk.
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SPEAKER_03: No, but they were they were very brats.
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SPEAKER_03: Like they the big tag with lots of pretty croaky girls.
5:05
SPEAKER_00: That's amazing.
5:05
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
5:06
SPEAKER_03: So I loved it.
5:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:07
SPEAKER_00: I never was, I never had Jenkos.
5:09
SPEAKER_00: I think they were too expensive.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and maybe a little too like cool streetwear.
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe a little too.
5:13
SPEAKER_00: Or a little like nerdy asses.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah growing up, maybe.
5:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, maybe.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't know if my mom would have allowed them.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't think so either.
5:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: I remember I always I wanted like a shirt with flames on it.
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SPEAKER_00: And my mom was like, no.
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SPEAKER_00: She's like, that's that's I think like I think she thought it was trashy.
5:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:27
SPEAKER_00: She was like, you're not wearing that.
5:28
SPEAKER_03: You're not.
5:28
SPEAKER_00: And now look at me now, mom!
5:31
SPEAKER_03: Now she's like, holy gosh, she's like, you need a sag, loser.
5:34
SPEAKER_03: I don't go up here.
5:37
SPEAKER_03: Who am I wearing?
5:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, who are you wearing?
5:38
SPEAKER_03: What is your problem?
5:39
SPEAKER_03: The shit shoes are Fashionova.
5:41
SPEAKER_03: Love.
5:42
SPEAKER_03: We love.
5:43
SPEAKER_03: The shit outfit is Sugar Thrills by Dolls Kill.
5:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
5:48
SPEAKER_03: The hair is from Italy.
5:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
5:50
SPEAKER_03: And uh I guess that's my problem is that you and I actually split this wig and it's really beautiful.
5:57
SPEAKER_03: It's like from uh Marco, Mark Wigs by Marco or whatever.
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SPEAKER_03: He's like one of the great.
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SPEAKER_00: He's amazing.
6:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:03
SPEAKER_03: He's amazing, but I really the root of this wig was supposed to be burgundy.
6:07
SPEAKER_03: It was supposed to go burgundy to like something red, yeah.
6:10
SPEAKER_03: Like brighter.
6:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:12
SPEAKER_03: And it came black.
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SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I would have never gotten a black-rooted wig into like cherry red.
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SPEAKER_03: It's a little, it's just trashier than what I was going for.
6:20
SPEAKER_00: Well, because he posted a photo of like a version of this wig, and you were like, I want that.
6:24
SPEAKER_00: Make me that.
6:24
SPEAKER_00: Gave him the measurements.
6:25
SPEAKER_03: But little did he know was I was going for the nuance in that exact pick.
6:28
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, burgundy to like cherry red is so cool.
6:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
6:31
SPEAKER_03: Burgundy root.
6:32
SPEAKER_00: But it was burgundy in the picture.
6:33
SPEAKER_00: And then he sent you a progress photo, and you were like, That looks that looks jet black.
6:38
SPEAKER_03: And then he tried to tell me it wasn't.
6:39
SPEAKER_03: He's like, it's the same, it's the lighting.
6:40
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, I know a little bit about lighting.
6:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
6:43
SPEAKER_03: It's a tiny dad.
6:44
SPEAKER_03: And sure enough, I was right.
6:46
SPEAKER_03: It's jet black.
6:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:47
SPEAKER_03: So that's my problem because it's annoying.
6:49
SPEAKER_03: I can't ever seem to get my hair right.
6:50
SPEAKER_03: And then additionally, again, like I said, my body's rejecting drag, tuck, pads, makeup.
6:55
SPEAKER_03: Nothing's going on today.
6:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
6:56
SPEAKER_03: My hairline is uh crunchy, and I probably should have pointed it out, but I'm I'm real shy, and it's a safe space.
7:02
SPEAKER_03: It's crunchy bacon.
7:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it went, it went wacky real fast.
7:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
7:06
SPEAKER_03: It's a literal piece of bacon.
7:07
SPEAKER_00: But we were there, I we watched it happen in real time.
7:09
SPEAKER_00: It was like we were gluing it down, gluing it down, and then all of a sudden it was like, uh-oh.
7:12
SPEAKER_00: Yikes made it really bad.
7:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, abandoned ship.
7:14
SPEAKER_00: It's yeah.
7:16
SPEAKER_03: But that just means it's the finale.
7:18
SPEAKER_00: I mean, the only thing you could do is take it all off and stop.
7:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
7:21
SPEAKER_00: And I will soon.
7:22
SPEAKER_03: And T minus.
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SPEAKER_03: Stop forever.
7:24
SPEAKER_03: I drag line.
7:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, good.
7:26
SPEAKER_00: Good, good, good.
7:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's the time.
7:28
SPEAKER_03: Do you like my nails?
7:29
SPEAKER_00: I do love your nails, yeah.
7:30
SPEAKER_00: They're huge.
7:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I did big, so I could you could see my Lou Buton.
7:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I love that.
7:34
SPEAKER_03: But uh, I'm hoping they look red on camera.
7:36
SPEAKER_00: They don't.
7:36
SPEAKER_03: They don't.
7:37
SPEAKER_03: They look they're hot pink.
7:38
SPEAKER_00: Pinker than the couch.
7:39
SPEAKER_00: Pink bottoms, baby.
7:40
SPEAKER_00: Well, do you have a weekend gay?
7:42
SPEAKER_03: I don't.
7:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we recorded very recently.
7:44
SPEAKER_00: I know we just recorded two days ago.
7:46
SPEAKER_03: No, but breaking news, we have a sheet from my bed covering the door.
7:52
SPEAKER_03: Is it working?
7:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it is.
7:53
SPEAKER_03: Don't you feel like it's a little cooler in here?
7:55
SPEAKER_03: Maybe one click?
7:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe.
7:57
SPEAKER_03: Isn't that the ugliest sheet you've ever seen?
7:59
SPEAKER_03: Everyone, listeners, uh, viewers, you you can't see it and you never will see it, but it's pumpkin orange.
8:05
SPEAKER_03: I made the mistake of getting fucking pumpkin orange sheets.
8:08
SPEAKER_03: It turns out it's not cool.
8:09
SPEAKER_03: When you put them on your bed, it's like, wow, happy Halloween.
8:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, don't get burnt orange sheets.
8:14
SPEAKER_00: Spicy, yeah.
8:14
SPEAKER_03: It's hard as a guy, like the season's changing.
8:20
SPEAKER_03: To find sheets that are okay and normal.
8:22
SPEAKER_00: To find sheets that are okay, yeah.
8:23
SPEAKER_00: It's hard.
8:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:24
SPEAKER_03: Well, because I'm a rogue user.
8:26
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
8:27
SPEAKER_00: And that shit will uh she's 80s.
8:28
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
8:29
SPEAKER_03: Uh that shit, like I I in a dream world, I would have white sheets because you can bleach them, and I'm an Italian, I'm addicted to bleach.
8:35
SPEAKER_00: But you're also gay, so that's a no-no.
8:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no white sheets in this town.
8:39
SPEAKER_03: Ever.
8:39
SPEAKER_03: No white sheets when you're balding either.
8:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:41
SPEAKER_03: Because they turn it turns yellow really, really bad.
8:43
SPEAKER_03: Like you rogue in everywhere.
8:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, worse than like.
8:45
SPEAKER_03: So I try to find deeper shades of sheets, and the result is pumpkin.
8:50
SPEAKER_03: Pumpkin spice to right.
8:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
8:52
SPEAKER_03: But they make great uh insulation uh barriers.
8:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're gonna see how how well they hold up.
8:58
SPEAKER_00: Do you have a weekend day?
8:59
SPEAKER_00: I don't really have a weekend day.
9:00
SPEAKER_00: It's uh it's pride.
9:01
SPEAKER_00: It's June.
9:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
9:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:03
SPEAKER_00: Happy Pride, happy pride, my dear.
9:06
SPEAKER_03: It's Pride all month in June.
9:08
SPEAKER_03: I think that's how it works.
9:09
SPEAKER_03: Is it pride everywhere the month of June?
9:10
SPEAKER_00: No, they stagger the prides like all summer, all summer long in different cities.
9:14
SPEAKER_00: I guess for like literally for like uh like events.
9:18
SPEAKER_00: So it's like if you want to do Pride in New York, you're not missing the events in Atlanta.
9:22
SPEAKER_00: Or and you're not missing the events in like Atlanta?
9:24
SPEAKER_00: I don't fucking know.
9:25
SPEAKER_00: I'm not on I'm not part of the Pride Circuit.
9:27
SPEAKER_03: But isn't June like mainly like known as Pride?
9:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
9:30
SPEAKER_03: Like in the calendar story, there's like gays on in the month of June.
9:34
SPEAKER_03: The calendar story?
9:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:35
SPEAKER_00: Like the storyline of the calendar.
9:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we've gotten to the pride chapter of the calendar.
9:39
SPEAKER_03: What's in the story for the game?
9:40
SPEAKER_03: I can't wait to see what happens next.
9:41
SPEAKER_03: And it's me bottoming.
9:43
unknown: Yeah.
9:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:44
SPEAKER_00: Any uh pride goals?
9:45
SPEAKER_00: Go to one event.
9:47
SPEAKER_00: Get invited to one fucking thing.
9:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, getting invited to one thing would be amazing.
9:50
SPEAKER_03: No, I want to be in a pride campaign or something.
9:52
SPEAKER_03: You know, all like the queers like hate that shit.
9:55
SPEAKER_03: They hate to be exploited and all that stuff because these brands like do the worst fucking activations and little like mini campaigns and shit.
10:01
SPEAKER_03: And they do get exploited, but I've never been in one, so I'm ready to have like the annoying like most people haven't been in a pride campaign.
10:09
SPEAKER_03: Oh, well.
10:10
SPEAKER_03: You're like, when's it my turn?
10:11
SPEAKER_03: Doesn't always feel that way.
10:13
SPEAKER_03: Sort of feels like everyone has gets one.
10:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what are your pride goals?
10:16
SPEAKER_00: Um, getting invited to one thing ever would be great.
10:19
SPEAKER_00: Um, I want to go to the beach one time.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: I usually go to the beach.
10:23
SPEAKER_03: I'm not really a beach fan.
10:24
SPEAKER_00: I'm not really a beach fan because I burn so easily.
10:26
SPEAKER_00: And like I love to go to the beach and get trash and have fun and party, but I also hate um not driving there myself.
10:33
SPEAKER_00: So it's a toss-up.
10:34
SPEAKER_00: It's like, how am I gonna do this and and make that work for me?
10:36
SPEAKER_00: So I usually can only tolerate.
10:38
SPEAKER_03: So you usually drink and drive.
10:39
SPEAKER_00: Drink and drive, crash, kill people.
10:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:41
SPEAKER_00: Um, I usually can only tolerate going once um or twice.
10:43
SPEAKER_00: I haven't been to Reese in so long.
10:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:45
SPEAKER_00: Is that still like around?
10:47
SPEAKER_00: Totally.
10:47
SPEAKER_00: Well, they they tore down the insane asylum.
10:49
SPEAKER_03: I'm scared to go now that that's down.
10:51
SPEAKER_03: That was such a huge part of it.
10:52
SPEAKER_00: Totally.
10:52
SPEAKER_03: Because it was like Misfit Beach.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: And they're they're like an asylum.
10:56
SPEAKER_00: Building, you know, like a multi-million dollar thing there.
10:58
SPEAKER_00: It's supposed to be a pool, but I don't think it's open yet.
11:00
SPEAKER_03: A pool?
11:02
SPEAKER_00: Does that still mean it's queer?
11:03
SPEAKER_00: I think it means it's not gonna be queer for much longer.
11:05
SPEAKER_00: No.
11:06
SPEAKER_00: Cool.
11:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:07
SPEAKER_00: Reese is crazy.
11:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:09
SPEAKER_00: The last time I went there, which was last time it was like people were get going off.
11:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:15
SPEAKER_00: They were like, I want to bring my parents there.
11:17
SPEAKER_00: Somebody was like like slowly sitting on a dick.
11:20
SPEAKER_00: Like really?
11:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:22
SPEAKER_00: Just like really just it was casual, but it was very public.
11:26
SPEAKER_00: Slow penetration.
11:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:28
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
11:28
SPEAKER_00: It was loving and beautiful and queer.
11:30
SPEAKER_03: Everything is allowed there, including um I saw one time like some crunchy lesbians have a pot of sp cold spaghetti.
11:40
SPEAKER_03: Just sort of digging it into the sand.
11:43
SPEAKER_03: Pushed into the sand.
11:44
SPEAKER_03: Like a silver like pasta pot of spaghetti.
11:47
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
11:48
SPEAKER_03: Pushed into the sand.
11:48
SPEAKER_03: I don't know how they were.
11:49
SPEAKER_03: Maybe it was like using hands and eating it.
11:52
SPEAKER_00: Maybe they had like metal tongs.
11:54
SPEAKER_03: That's how crunchy it can get there.
11:55
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
11:55
SPEAKER_03: Cold spaghetti on the beach.
11:57
SPEAKER_00: What?
11:57
SPEAKER_00: The choice of bringing it in a pot.
11:59
SPEAKER_00: No Tupperware available?
12:01
SPEAKER_00: No.
12:02
SPEAKER_03: Wow.
12:02
SPEAKER_03: That's Brooklyn for you.
12:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:04
SPEAKER_03: You just bring the whole pot.
12:05
SPEAKER_03: You bring the stove.
12:06
SPEAKER_00: There's a gas hookup.
12:08
SPEAKER_00: There is.
12:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:09
SPEAKER_03: That asylum was a gas line.
12:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:11
SPEAKER_03: That's why we can't.
12:12
SPEAKER_00: I guess I'm gonna see Charlie XEX next week.
12:15
SPEAKER_03: You're kidding me if you think I know one of the her songs.
12:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
12:18
SPEAKER_00: I mean her.
12:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
12:20
SPEAKER_00: How dare you?
12:21
SPEAKER_03: I can't keep track of the new girlies.
12:23
SPEAKER_03: I really can't.
12:25
SPEAKER_03: Um, Brittany.
12:27
SPEAKER_00: What's she up to?
12:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, Charlie was supposed to write some songs for Britney and it never happened.
12:31
SPEAKER_00: She talked about recently in an interview and said, like, Seems like everything's tabled at the moment.
12:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, for old Britt.
12:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:35
SPEAKER_03: Well, maybe I'll come back.
12:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, hopefully.
12:37
SPEAKER_03: I love Hold Me Closer.
12:40
SPEAKER_00: Why does Elton John have like what does he does he have like collateral on all of the girls?
12:44
SPEAKER_00: Like he has like he does a collab with like every pop girl, and I feel like he must blackmail them.
12:49
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
12:49
SPEAKER_00: Like he like what's what how does it I mean I know he's an icon and it's amazing, but it's like I think he was just like, you know what, I like her.
12:55
SPEAKER_03: She and I I want I want her to have one more bout of relevancy.
12:59
SPEAKER_05: Oh, Nicholas!
13:00
SPEAKER_03: You know, that song was used-yeah, that song's crazy.
13:03
SPEAKER_03: That song was used in and just like that, season two.
13:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, there's a sex montage.
13:07
SPEAKER_03: It's amazing because like the entire song and it cuts from character to character, and everyone's just having like slow penetrative re-beach sex.
13:16
SPEAKER_03: It's so funny because it's just like never been done.
13:18
SPEAKER_03: The whole entirety of like the entire song is a montage.
13:21
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
13:22
SPEAKER_00: So we can only hope what's coming up for season three.
13:24
SPEAKER_00: I'm so interested to know how they've retooled because we know Che's not coming back.
13:29
SPEAKER_03: No, but we saw Rosie O'Donnell and Cynthia Nixon.
13:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but you're not the only one who thought that was real.
13:34
SPEAKER_03: I thought it was real.
13:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's a there's a uh like a BTS photo of I guess Rosie's on the season and Which is great.
13:40
SPEAKER_00: I can't wait.
13:40
SPEAKER_00: I can't wait.
13:41
SPEAKER_00: Uh that's gonna be amazing.
13:42
SPEAKER_00: She's in like a tourist, like wicked t-shirt with like a fanny pack.
13:47
SPEAKER_00: They're in Times Square, she's with Miranda.
13:49
SPEAKER_00: Miranda's holding a bag of, I think it's MM, so it's like they must have just gone to the MM store.
13:53
SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what revealed itself.
13:54
SPEAKER_03: Because I was like, oh wow, they're okay.
13:56
SPEAKER_03: They're hanging out, cool, love this.
13:58
SPEAKER_03: They're standing on a subway grate.
13:59
SPEAKER_03: Celebrities are just like us, yeah.
14:01
SPEAKER_03: Standing on a subway grate.
14:02
SPEAKER_03: But then yeah, you zoom in, you see Cynthia Nixon is holding a little pouch, a little pooch of like MMs.
14:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:08
SPEAKER_03: That's what that's what clued you off.
14:10
SPEAKER_03: That's what clued me in.
14:11
SPEAKER_03: Because of course, like the of course they'd give Miranda like a little pouch of like snacks.
14:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
14:17
SPEAKER_00: But I said I was like, I bet the character arc is like Rosie is like either like an even later in life lesbian, so it's like she's gonna date Miranda and like Miranda's suddenly gonna have the power.
14:28
SPEAKER_03: Rosie is um Miranda's drag daughter.
14:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, cool, cool, cool.
14:34
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I have incredible psychic powers.
14:35
SPEAKER_00: A prediction.
14:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:36
SPEAKER_00: News to me because did you see the movie Pearl with Mia Goth?
14:40
SPEAKER_00: No.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: She's like the red dress, she goes crazy, she's got an axe.
14:44
SPEAKER_00: She she's uh there's a guy in it who's like her love interest or whatever, and I was watching the movie and I was like, that guy is gonna be the next Superman.
14:51
SPEAKER_03: And turns out Oh, is that the guy?
14:53
SPEAKER_03: But he's the movies aren't out yet, right?
14:55
SPEAKER_00: No, no.
14:56
SPEAKER_03: All I know is that there's been paparazzi picks of his like dong and the phone.
14:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, he's yeah, I've seen that photo.
15:01
SPEAKER_00: I've seen that photo.
15:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's all I know.
15:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:02
SPEAKER_03: They've been running that for two years.
15:03
SPEAKER_03: I was like, Where's the movie?
15:05
SPEAKER_00: What's going on in there?
15:06
SPEAKER_00: Where's the movie?
15:07
SPEAKER_00: Was it like uh packed with sand?
15:09
SPEAKER_00: Feeling like a little like a little bit of an optical illusion, I think.
15:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, something was strange.
15:13
SPEAKER_00: Because it was like fully like an old like a watermelon, like uh cut in half under swim trunk.
15:19
SPEAKER_00: It was material.
15:20
SPEAKER_00: Full full melon.
15:21
SPEAKER_00: We'll get to the bottom of that.
15:23
SPEAKER_00: Soon.
15:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
15:23
SPEAKER_00: It's actually getting colder.
15:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my my the pumpkin cheat, the power of the pumpkin.
15:27
SPEAKER_00: The power of the pumpkin compels you.
15:29
SPEAKER_03: Don't make me talk about Cinderella.
15:33
SPEAKER_03: We've out dizzied ourselves this entire season.
15:36
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
15:36
SPEAKER_03: And by we, I mean myself, whatever.
15:38
SPEAKER_00: Well, should we take a break?
15:39
SPEAKER_00: Because my wig is going south, right?
15:41
SPEAKER_00: Let's take a break.
15:41
SPEAKER_00: We'll do a little retooling, and then we'll come back with our amazing guest.
15:45
SPEAKER_00: Be right back.
15:46
SPEAKER_04: Bye.
15:53
SPEAKER_02: Remember like Ethan Vector sitting in an office and they're like, we're gonna have five gay guys make over a straight guy.
15:59
SPEAKER_02: And probably there was people in the office like, oh, this was on this thing.
16:02
SPEAKER_02: And now look at it.
16:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:04
SPEAKER_02: And now we have Tanzania's iteration and backdrop.
16:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:08
SPEAKER_03: Totally.
16:08
SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'll be on the third one.
16:10
SPEAKER_03: You need to be on the third one.
16:13
SPEAKER_03: All right.
16:13
SPEAKER_00: Well, on that note, we are back with our incredible guest, truly iconic.
16:19
SPEAKER_00: We have the one and only Jay McCarroll, the one and only winner of the one and only first season of Project Runaway.
16:28
SPEAKER_00: One.
16:28
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
16:29
SPEAKER_00: Goat clap.
16:30
SPEAKER_01: Goat, clap.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: Screaming goat.
16:36
SPEAKER_01: It's me.
16:36
SPEAKER_02: And thank God it happened because I haven't done anything since.
16:39
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
16:40
SPEAKER_02: I literally do.
16:42
SPEAKER_03: Jay just said it was 20 years ago, which is like record scratch.
16:48
SPEAKER_03: I can't even believe that.
16:49
SPEAKER_03: 20 years?
16:50
SPEAKER_02: You must it was 2019 when we filmed it, 30 when it aired.
16:54
SPEAKER_02: And now I am 49 and I'll be 50 in four months.
16:58
SPEAKER_02: I mean, wow, it's really wow.
17:00
SPEAKER_03: Are you doing something crazy for the big 5-0?
17:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:02
SPEAKER_03: Besides using uh mush work young.
17:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be working in Newport, Rhode Island during my Cranston.
17:12
SPEAKER_03: Cranston Johnson line, where I grew up, went to school province in summer's down in Narragansett.
17:16
SPEAKER_03: So that's I call it far from Cranston Universe.
17:19
SPEAKER_02: Huh?
17:19
SPEAKER_02: How far from Newport?
17:21
SPEAKER_02: Huh?
17:21
SPEAKER_03: 20 minutes.
17:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:22
SPEAKER_03: Seaport Island.
17:24
SPEAKER_03: That's how my mom talked.
17:26
SPEAKER_03: 20 minutes.
17:27
SPEAKER_03: But when I'm down in Narragansett, 10.
17:30
SPEAKER_03: I love that.
17:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: Whoa.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
17:33
SPEAKER_03: What was it?
17:34
SPEAKER_03: It was like cicada.
17:36
SPEAKER_03: I was like, you know what?
17:37
SPEAKER_03: It's time for a shorter nail.
17:39
SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: I didn't know what the heck that was.
17:42
SPEAKER_02: That's cicada dishes.
17:44
SPEAKER_02: I'm horny for cicadas.
17:45
SPEAKER_02: That's what they're gonna be like.
17:47
SPEAKER_02: Really loud, yeah.
17:48
SPEAKER_00: Wait, you're horny for cicadas?
17:49
SPEAKER_00: Like the sound of cicadas?
17:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
17:51
SPEAKER_00: Like summer?
17:53
SPEAKER_03: There's something smelling.
17:55
SPEAKER_02: They're really loud.
17:56
SPEAKER_02: It is kind of like, yeah.
17:58
SPEAKER_02: And there's millions of them.
17:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:00
SPEAKER_02: Because are we like in a cicada?
18:02
SPEAKER_02: 17 year thing.
18:03
SPEAKER_02: Cicada.
18:08
SPEAKER_02: Steph.
18:10
SPEAKER_03: Not to talk to you immediately.
18:11
SPEAKER_03: But do you remember?
18:12
SPEAKER_03: We were at a party and I was going to like this there.
18:15
SPEAKER_03: Don't you think it's a small world?
18:16
SPEAKER_03: Like Steph.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: I work with the stuff.
18:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is crazy.
18:20
SPEAKER_03: We have the lovely Jay because of Steph.
18:22
SPEAKER_03: Because of Steph, yeah.
18:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, I work in TV, I work behind the scenes now in costume and stuff.
18:27
SPEAKER_02: That's what I do with my life now, which it's funny because occasionally I will read like a blog about myself to be whatever.
18:33
SPEAKER_02: And they're just like, what a waste of talent.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: I wonder what he's up to.
18:38
SPEAKER_02: And if I meet people on the street, I'll tell them I work at Duncan.
18:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm back.
18:43
SPEAKER_02: What does it matter?
18:44
SPEAKER_03: You're like, they finally bump me to the window position.
18:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, that'll be 525.
18:48
SPEAKER_02: Please pull around.
18:49
SPEAKER_02: Um when you are, you know, you work so much to achieve your dreams.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: And then when you achieve them, then what the fuck do you do?
18:59
SPEAKER_02: I guess you have more dreams.
19:00
SPEAKER_03: That's so real.
19:01
SPEAKER_02: But I only that's what I did.
19:02
SPEAKER_02: I like was on that path, and I was gonna show it Fashion Week at the tents at Bryan Park, and I did.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
19:08
SPEAKER_02: And then after that, I was like, I don't know what to do next.
19:10
SPEAKER_00: Well, so real thing.
19:12
SPEAKER_00: You were like one of the first people in that wave where like they gave you the prize, and then I didn't even take the prize.
19:19
SPEAKER_00: What was the prize?
19:20
SPEAKER_03: Can I ask?
19:20
SPEAKER_03: I can't remember.
19:21
SPEAKER_02: It was a hundred thousand dollars.
19:23
SPEAKER_02: It was like a mentorship with Banana Republic.
19:26
SPEAKER_02: Banana.
19:27
SPEAKER_02: As um Heidi Clun would say, Banana Republic.
19:30
SPEAKER_03: Banana.
19:30
SPEAKER_02: Which I met with them.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: That was a fun meeting.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: I went to the sew house with the two like two head ladies there.
19:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
19:36
SPEAKER_02: We had a nice lunch, but like I was at a place where I couldn't do anything.
19:40
SPEAKER_02: Right.
19:41
SPEAKER_02: I didn't fucking even live here.
19:42
SPEAKER_02: I didn't know what I was gonna do with my like to create a line.
19:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was in Pennsylvania.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: Because I was gonna say it's like they you win and you kind of get thrust into this thing, and it's almost like the industry doesn't does doesn't really know what to do with you.
19:55
SPEAKER_02: I think they were curious about it, but like it takes decades.
19:58
SPEAKER_02: Right, exactly.
19:59
SPEAKER_02: Create a line.
20:00
SPEAKER_02: I mean, name somebody from Project Mario other than Christian Siriana.
20:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, who's all I know?
20:05
SPEAKER_02: You know, right?
20:05
SPEAKER_02: You sort of look like him when he does drag.
20:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:08
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't have any relationship with this person, so you know, I don't know.
20:12
SPEAKER_03: He bought me a to Takate once on my birthday at Rosemont.
20:15
SPEAKER_02: Wow Rosemont.
20:17
SPEAKER_02: Rosemont.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's nice.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:19
SPEAKER_02: Thanks, Chris.
20:20
SPEAKER_02: People report back to me bad things about him, but I'm not getting involved.
20:26
SPEAKER_03: No, you're not.
20:27
SPEAKER_03: What season was he?
20:29
SPEAKER_02: Season four.
20:30
SPEAKER_02: Uh-yeah.
20:31
SPEAKER_02: And there's all all things off the record that I would love to talk about.
20:34
SPEAKER_02: But after that.
20:35
SPEAKER_02: That's my new um, my new image.
20:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
20:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, I was also gonna say, by the way.
20:42
SPEAKER_00: You so you work in film, which is a good thing.
20:44
SPEAKER_00: Which like you know, for people who don't know, it's not like you went from you know working super hard and then disappearing and and sitting on your ass forever.
20:52
SPEAKER_00: Working in film is fucking the one and working in wardrobe in film is one of the hardest jobs in the entire film industry.
20:58
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, I'd be like I it has its moments for sure.
21:01
SPEAKER_02: Definitely that are challenging.
21:03
SPEAKER_03: Do you love those 14-hour days?
21:04
SPEAKER_02: Yes, 16 hours, yes.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: I love those days.
21:07
SPEAKER_02: But I'm gonna I was a college professor right after Project Runway for nine years.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
21:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:12
SPEAKER_02: I came back here, I worked on Broadway, I worked on TV and film.
21:16
SPEAKER_02: I've done a lot of things.
21:17
SPEAKER_02: I just am not very public, you know.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: I don't need everybody knowing my business, but yeah.
21:22
SPEAKER_02: We have to do the what are you wearing?
21:24
SPEAKER_02: Who are you wearing and what is your wearing?
21:25
SPEAKER_03: We were just about to ask.
21:26
SPEAKER_03: Jay, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
21:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
21:29
SPEAKER_03: Sort of our signature question.
21:31
SPEAKER_02: You want me to talk about what my problem is?
21:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:34
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I've got a couple of them.
21:35
SPEAKER_02: Hopefully they're petty because we really have that.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: Petty?
21:38
SPEAKER_02: Well, I have a hate list.
21:39
SPEAKER_02: Please, yes.
21:40
SPEAKER_02: I don't start to read it, though.
21:41
SPEAKER_02: That'll be a different I just met her on the street.
21:44
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
21:45
SPEAKER_02: Like literally, just met her on the street.
21:46
SPEAKER_02: Don't worry.
21:47
SPEAKER_02: I was driving up to the studio and I was like, I don't know where this building is.
21:50
SPEAKER_02: And I was on the phone with my ex.
21:52
SPEAKER_02: And I then I looked over to my left and there's a a drag queen there.
21:55
SPEAKER_02: So I said, I think that's the one.
21:57
SPEAKER_02: I think this might be the place.
21:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:58
SPEAKER_03: Um you kept
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Driving, you saw it.
22:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, uh fuck tragic.
22:03
SPEAKER_02: They're wearing Birkenstocks.
22:05
SPEAKER_02: You were hit her with the eggs.
22:07
SPEAKER_03: Where are they?
22:07
SPEAKER_03: I did.
22:08
SPEAKER_03: I did have a Birk on.
22:11
SPEAKER_03: And I was facing the other way.
22:13
SPEAKER_03: Steph pulled up, I was like, Gina.
22:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
22:14
SPEAKER_03: I was hoping, like, imagine if it was like the reveal of like it's an 80-year-old woman.
22:19
SPEAKER_03: Nice to see you.
22:20
SPEAKER_03: You sort of look like Patricia Field from the back.
22:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
22:23
SPEAKER_03: It is so Patricia Field.
22:25
SPEAKER_02: Nothing has quite filled the void of Pat Fields in the boutique.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: And she's in her 80s.
22:30
SPEAKER_02: She just turned 80.
22:31
SPEAKER_02: My friend Michael just made a documentary about her.
22:33
SPEAKER_02: Is it out yet?
22:34
SPEAKER_02: No.
22:34
SPEAKER_02: No.
22:35
SPEAKER_02: Someone bought it, so it'll be out on all the platforms soon.
22:38
SPEAKER_02: Can we just?
22:38
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I love that.
22:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
22:40
SPEAKER_02: You gotta.
22:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know I'm slipping.
22:43
SPEAKER_03: Should we?
22:43
SPEAKER_02: You know what you should do is just get like a like a like a two by four and just have her like sit back.
22:50
SPEAKER_02: Actually, hit the back of my head with a two by four, so I pass out and my asshole vibrates.
22:54
SPEAKER_02: Should I sing a song or a commercial?
22:56
SPEAKER_01: I have type two diabetes, but I manage it well.
22:59
SPEAKER_01: A little pill.
23:00
SPEAKER_00: And then it just is your audition.
23:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:05
SPEAKER_01: Fix your wing.
23:06
SPEAKER_01: But it's just that's how it weren't easy to sing on my face.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, why don't you push to chat out?
23:12
SPEAKER_00: Okay, perfect.
23:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you watch title's wing.
23:16
SPEAKER_03: But I don't want to miss out.
23:16
SPEAKER_03: I get FOMO.
23:17
SPEAKER_03: Homo with FOMO.
23:18
SPEAKER_00: Well, did you Jesus Christ?
23:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay, go, go, girl, get out, get out of here.
23:24
SPEAKER_00: Three hours later.
23:28
SPEAKER_02: I like this.
23:30
SPEAKER_02: Sakra bleu.
23:31
SPEAKER_02: Mon Dieu.
23:32
SPEAKER_02: We're just gonna be so much more comfortable now.
23:35
SPEAKER_00: It's Paris Fashion Week.
23:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
23:40
SPEAKER_03: I'm crying inside everyone.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: This is truly rock bottom for me.
23:45
SPEAKER_03: I like it.
23:47
SPEAKER_03: It felt correct.
23:48
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
23:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, thank God.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, we had a bit of a wig emergency and we've um We fucking fixed it.
23:56
SPEAKER_02: I think what all you have to do is just acknowledge that you're different tonight.
24:02
SPEAKER_03: And that you have a different look.
24:04
SPEAKER_03: I really am different tonight.
24:06
SPEAKER_03: You're different tonight.
24:06
SPEAKER_03: Something's different tonight.
24:08
SPEAKER_03: Who cares?
24:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: I think it looks fun.
24:11
SPEAKER_02: I think it's fun.
24:12
SPEAKER_02: It's more than I could do.
24:13
SPEAKER_02: I would never spend that much time to do anything like that.
24:16
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
24:16
SPEAKER_02: I think cooler choice somehow.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: You really, as far as I'm concerned, really did it.
24:21
SPEAKER_02: You did it.
24:21
SPEAKER_02: You on the other hand.
24:23
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, yeah.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, uh, who are you wearing and what is your problem?
24:28
SPEAKER_02: Who am I wearing?
24:28
SPEAKER_02: Well, I love fragrances and bath products.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna talk about those.
24:32
SPEAKER_02: Please, that's what I'm saying.
24:34
SPEAKER_02: You're wearing it.
24:34
SPEAKER_02: I'm a product horse, I'm excited.
24:36
SPEAKER_02: What I am wearing in my hair shampoo is as I always called it ASOP, but some women that work there called it's Aesop.
24:45
SPEAKER_02: I'll never say that.
24:46
SPEAKER_02: I won't either.
24:47
SPEAKER_03: It's Aesop.
24:48
SPEAKER_02: So it's Aesop.
24:49
SPEAKER_03: It's Aesop.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: It's Aesop.
24:52
SPEAKER_02: Aesop.
24:53
SPEAKER_02: Then I use this spray called Ocean Spray from some other place.
24:57
SPEAKER_02: How much sees is in it?
24:59
SPEAKER_02: It's I don't know.
25:00
SPEAKER_02: It's just like a salt spray.
25:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love it.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: And then on my face, I use Lush products because I was trying to say this earlier.
25:05
SPEAKER_02: When I was young, someone said whatever you do for your skin that it like clears up, you have to use that that regime for the rest of your life.
25:14
SPEAKER_02: Wow, okay.
25:15
SPEAKER_02: Because that means you kind of found your thing.
25:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:18
SPEAKER_02: So I've been using the same face soap since 1994 called uh Fresh Pharmacy from Lush.
25:24
SPEAKER_02: And Lush, you know, think of it what you want.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: I could use Aesop on my face, but I'll break out.
25:29
SPEAKER_02: So I use L Fush, Fush.
25:31
SPEAKER_02: I use I use Kush on the fudge.
25:34
SPEAKER_02: I use Tush.
25:35
SPEAKER_03: Fudge.
25:36
SPEAKER_03: Cush and fudge.
25:38
SPEAKER_03: Go a long way.
25:39
SPEAKER_03: It's working.
25:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
25:40
SPEAKER_02: I use Cush and Fudge on my face, and then I'm wearing glasses from, you know, anthropology-free people and urban outfiters have an outlet in Philadelphia called Reclecting.
25:50
SPEAKER_03: Wait, my sister has been dying to go there, and she keeps telling me I have to do it.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: She'll love it.
25:55
SPEAKER_03: She'll love it.
25:56
SPEAKER_02: Men's department is crap.
25:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:58
SPEAKER_02: But the women's department is top-notch.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: The prices are really, really good.
26:02
SPEAKER_02: And then I'm on my on the top, I'm wearing a shirt that I made.
26:05
SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
26:06
SPEAKER_02: I love that.
26:07
SPEAKER_02: The secular blonde.
26:08
SPEAKER_03: Popped out of your car.
26:08
SPEAKER_03: I was like, gag.
26:10
SPEAKER_03: It's obviously color block, but it's also giving like a little bit of stained, stained glass, something about it.
26:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm very religious.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I love that.
26:19
SPEAKER_02: After the show, I found him and he's incredible.
26:22
SPEAKER_02: Capital H I M.
26:23
SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah.
26:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh, thank you, Gaga.
26:25
SPEAKER_02: Gaga, you look great.
26:26
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
26:27
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
26:28
SPEAKER_02: This is Gaga's stunt double.
26:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:32
SPEAKER_02: What's that?
26:33
SPEAKER_02: She had a video where she's in a car and there's fire.
26:35
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
26:36
SPEAKER_02: Mary the Knight.
26:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh Mary the Night.
26:39
SPEAKER_03: It's like a 10-hour intro of her like eating Cheerios and getting weird.
26:43
SPEAKER_03: That beret fell down behind the couch.
26:45
SPEAKER_03: You know what also is going to fall down?
26:47
SPEAKER_03: Or I'm taking it down?
26:48
SPEAKER_03: What?
26:51
SPEAKER_00: Go for it.
26:52
SPEAKER_00: I think that's great.
26:53
SPEAKER_00: It's been it's a losing battle.
26:54
SPEAKER_03: By the end, you're literally gonna just be in a band-aid.
26:59
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's popping out.
27:00
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna kill myself when I see this.
27:02
SPEAKER_02: And no, I think it's so you know what, honestly?
27:05
SPEAKER_03: I think it's so real.
27:07
SPEAKER_03: It's so real.
27:08
SPEAKER_01: I'm not even being funny.
27:10
SPEAKER_03: No.
27:11
SPEAKER_02: This is fun to watch up close.
27:13
SPEAKER_02: Don't wear um Do you need help with this?
27:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna marry the night.
27:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
27:22
SPEAKER_01: No, no, no! Look at the ear.
27:26
SPEAKER_01: Look at it.
27:26
SPEAKER_01: How dare you!
27:28
SPEAKER_05: Look at it!
27:29
SPEAKER_02: Let's take the facade away from her.
27:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
27:32
SPEAKER_02: This is this if you honestly, if you're like one earring off eight minutes later, necklace hop.
27:39
SPEAKER_02: But and it's gonna be so funny by the end because you literally will just get a band-aid.
27:42
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, slowly, slowly.
27:44
SPEAKER_00: Take a time, take a time.
27:47
SPEAKER_02: What a way to end the season.
27:51
SPEAKER_02: What a way to do it, girl.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: But the top is gorgeous.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: Underneath, I have a tank top on from Fruit of the Loom.
28:00
SPEAKER_02: I am wearing Calvin Klein underwear, black briefs.
28:03
SPEAKER_02: Same.
28:03
SPEAKER_02: I'm wearing the only ones I like to wear.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: I love a Calvin brief.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: I have a question for you guys.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: When you're wearing shorts, do you pull the top the waistband down if you're at a urinal or do you just put it at the bottom?
28:16
SPEAKER_00: Wait.
28:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, like if I'm wearing a bathing suit, it's always like leg object.
28:19
SPEAKER_00: Like for this.
28:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, for this I'd go I pull down.
28:21
SPEAKER_00: Too tight.
28:21
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
28:22
SPEAKER_00: I pull down.
28:23
SPEAKER_02: You?
28:23
SPEAKER_02: Because recently I've been doing it out the bottom, and I think it's so cool.
28:26
SPEAKER_02: Cool.
28:27
SPEAKER_02: Because also, have you ever been to like you were talking about Jacob Reese Beach and you go to the like the wall of urinals, you'll see it there with the swimsuit that they're pulling from underneath, and it's like sort of hot.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: It is kind of hot.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna start doing it at like that's the Woodrow Wilson service plaza on the New Jersey turnpike.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:45
SPEAKER_02: I've never even thought to like go to the bottom.
28:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, do it.
28:47
SPEAKER_02: Try this.
28:48
SPEAKER_03: I got big balls, so that's probably why.
28:50
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, those are popping out.
28:52
SPEAKER_02: Or are they saggy?
28:53
SPEAKER_02: Both.
28:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh god, like a bowl.
28:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:56
SPEAKER_02: You know those things when they have them in the back of a pickup truck.
28:59
SPEAKER_02: Is it like that?
28:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like truck hanging.
29:01
SPEAKER_02: That's for sure.
29:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:02
SPEAKER_02: It's so funny when they hang so low and they're like curtains on like it's like bird-y curtains.
29:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:08
SPEAKER_03: They're not scary low yet, but I can only imagine.
29:10
SPEAKER_00: When you get older, you're gonna be doing yard work.
29:13
SPEAKER_00: I kind of love truck nuts.
29:14
SPEAKER_00: Like what are truck nuts?
29:15
SPEAKER_02: It's like a like a pair of like testicles you add in the background that you put on the back of your truck and they like swing as you're driving.
29:22
SPEAKER_02: Really?
29:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:22
SPEAKER_02: And they're realistic.
29:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:24
SPEAKER_02: Always like one's a little lower than the other.
29:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:26
SPEAKER_03: They're real.
29:27
SPEAKER_03: Is that equivalent to like eyelashes on a fucking?
29:30
SPEAKER_03: Yes, it is.
29:30
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
29:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:31
SPEAKER_03: You could add nuts.
29:33
SPEAKER_03: You can do both.
29:33
SPEAKER_03: Honestly, you can do both.
29:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:35
SPEAKER_03: 2024.
29:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
29:36
SPEAKER_01: That would really be.
29:42
SPEAKER_03: Everything's everything.
29:43
SPEAKER_00: No.
29:44
SPEAKER_03: My car's broken down, and this is like I love your hair.
29:48
SPEAKER_00: I know.
29:49
SPEAKER_00: And I love that you gave us the product breakdown because it's I'm seeing it all adding up and it's making sense.
29:54
SPEAKER_00: Yes, we can.
29:54
SPEAKER_00: But I know.
29:55
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, do you need a little like win?
29:56
SPEAKER_02: My love don't cost a thing.
29:59
SPEAKER_02: Thing.
30:00
SPEAKER_02: Thing.
30:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, poor J Lo cancelling her concert.
30:03
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
30:03
SPEAKER_03: I've actually been addicted.
30:05
SPEAKER_03: Someone's saying it's like an intention-seeking economy, like, and her content isn't relating to people.
30:10
SPEAKER_03: It's like her heartbreak, her marriages, her whatever.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: No one wants to see you have the perfect life.
30:16
SPEAKER_02: Now, I love Jennifer Lopez.
30:19
SPEAKER_02: I think she is gorgeous.
30:20
SPEAKER_02: I think she reps represents a certain I mean, you can't hate her from Selena.
30:25
SPEAKER_02: You know, like you can't hate the girl who became I can't hate her from another.
30:28
SPEAKER_00: I know for some of us, let's talk about the denial of the cell.
30:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
30:31
SPEAKER_02: But working in wardrobe, you do hear the horror.
30:35
SPEAKER_02: Is she a monster?
30:36
SPEAKER_02: Can you confirm?
30:37
SPEAKER_02: Hey, I allegedly.
30:38
SPEAKER_02: You're on your comeback tour, so we can't either confirm.
30:41
SPEAKER_02: I've never worked with her, so I don't know.
30:43
SPEAKER_02: I've heard that she's high.
30:44
SPEAKER_02: Anytime I ask a fellow costumer, like, yo, you got any inside scoop on whoever, and they there's certain names that always come up.
30:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:52
SPEAKER_01: Love don't.
30:53
SPEAKER_02: You can you sing La Vienne Rose?
31:00
SPEAKER_02: God damn it.
31:02
SPEAKER_03: No.
31:02
SPEAKER_03: No.
31:03
SPEAKER_03: Um wait, I love Love Don't Cost a Thing, though.
31:07
SPEAKER_03: At the beginning, she's like, There's like that skit at the beginning.
31:12
SPEAKER_03: And she's like, last thing I needed was another bracelet.
31:15
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
31:16
SPEAKER_03: But what's your problem, Jay?
31:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I didn't finish my look.
31:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, sorry, we're gonna go back to the phone.
31:21
SPEAKER_02: I'm wearing a pair of pants from a label that Steph looked it up.
31:25
SPEAKER_02: It's called Woman Within.
31:27
SPEAKER_02: It's like they're from the thrift store.
31:29
SPEAKER_02: They're like, lady Capri pants.
31:31
SPEAKER_02: I'm wearing socks that a coworker gave me, and I'm wearing Chaco shoes, which are wonderful for like um mountain.
31:38
SPEAKER_02: Not that I ever do that, but like if I was to go mountain hiking, they're like air gonna be a little bit more.
31:43
SPEAKER_02: You never know.
31:43
SPEAKER_02: They're really too on tap.
31:45
SPEAKER_02: So comfy.
31:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
31:45
SPEAKER_02: What are those things called?
31:46
SPEAKER_02: They're like little videos, memes?
31:48
SPEAKER_02: Or yeah, they're like what's on Facebook, reels or something like that.
31:51
SPEAKER_02: Reels, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:52
SPEAKER_02: I watched this woman, she picked up a it was like a petrified cat carcass, and she was chewing meat off of it.
32:01
SPEAKER_04: Like to be like, I got a little bit of meat.
32:04
SPEAKER_03: I love reels.
32:05
SPEAKER_03: I can't live without them.
32:06
SPEAKER_03: I mean, they're surely addicting, but I hate them.
32:09
SPEAKER_03: They stress me out because it it just means we need to like participate in like making reels.
32:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
32:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm the same way though.
32:15
SPEAKER_02: I haven't posted on Instagram in like three years, four years.
32:18
SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
32:20
SPEAKER_02: You won project runway.
32:21
SPEAKER_02: I won.
32:21
SPEAKER_02: I know.
32:22
SPEAKER_02: No one needs one more thing from you at all.
32:24
SPEAKER_02: No one cares anymore.
32:25
SPEAKER_02: I used to go to the I used to go to the Metropolitan, and then somebody would come up and be like, Are you?
32:30
SPEAKER_02: And I'd be like, my ego's fed for just another few days.
32:35
SPEAKER_02: It's addicting.
32:36
SPEAKER_02: I can see why famous people love to be famous, you know?
32:39
SPEAKER_02: For sure.
32:39
SPEAKER_02: And now I'm sure you still get recognized too.
32:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:42
SPEAKER_03: You've very familiar looking.
32:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:43
SPEAKER_03: I look like the exact same.
32:45
SPEAKER_03: Like Ann Ramsay.
32:46
SPEAKER_02: I when I was in high school, they said I looked like Rosie O'Donnell, which we'll talk about in just like that.
32:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:52
SPEAKER_02: When I was in college, people said I look like Kathy Bates.
32:55
SPEAKER_02: No.
32:56
SPEAKER_02: And then as an adult, I get Anne Ramsay.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: Do you know who she is?
32:58
SPEAKER_02: She's the mother from the Goonies and throw mama from the train.
33:02
SPEAKER_02: If you give me that fucking beret, yeah.
33:04
SPEAKER_02: Actually, give me the beret.
33:05
SPEAKER_02: And I need to gun.
33:07
SPEAKER_02: Take it all.
33:08
SPEAKER_02: There's a photo of her.
33:09
SPEAKER_02: Maybe you can find it.
33:09
SPEAKER_02: You actually would look great in the car.
33:14
SPEAKER_02: That's like a pearl necklace and a black shirt.
33:18
SPEAKER_00: We'll find it.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: We got it.
33:19
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I'm not even trying to find the picture.
33:23
SPEAKER_03: Do that.
33:24
SPEAKER_03: Because that's probably gonna be the thumbnail.
33:26
SPEAKER_03: Got it.
33:26
SPEAKER_03: You get them kids back in here.
33:28
SPEAKER_03: That's beautiful.
33:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
33:31
SPEAKER_03: Talk around the head.
33:32
SPEAKER_03: Now, is that an ombre?
33:33
SPEAKER_03: Highlights, balayage.
33:34
SPEAKER_03: What do we do?
33:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was with my ex Matt.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: He's listening.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: He subscribed yesterday.
33:40
SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
33:40
SPEAKER_02: Hi Matt loves the podcast.
33:42
SPEAKER_02: Matt is a shout-out for you.
33:44
SPEAKER_02: You might be coming on something.
33:46
SPEAKER_02: 14 years we were together.
33:47
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
33:47
SPEAKER_02: And we just broke up in February.
33:48
SPEAKER_02: And it's amicable, assuming because you're typing.
33:50
SPEAKER_02: It's a um conscious uncoupling.
33:52
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
33:53
SPEAKER_02: That's cute.
33:53
SPEAKER_02: We just want different things in life now.
33:55
SPEAKER_02: I want a completely cunty, cream apartment where nothing's out of order.
34:00
SPEAKER_02: And I love that has other ideas.
34:03
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, Matt.
34:04
SPEAKER_02: I mean, ultimately that's what sponge paint in the walls.
34:06
SPEAKER_02: No kidding.
34:08
SPEAKER_02: Well.
34:09
SPEAKER_03: A little bit.
34:09
SPEAKER_03: A little bit.
34:10
SPEAKER_03: Uh-oh.
34:11
SPEAKER_03: It'd be hard for me to be with someone who needed sponge paint.
34:14
SPEAKER_03: He would never sponge paint.
34:15
SPEAKER_03: I hope.
34:16
SPEAKER_03: I hope.
34:16
SPEAKER_00: If you're sponge painting in 2024, you need pills.
34:19
SPEAKER_00: You need pills.
34:20
SPEAKER_00: Wait until next year when it's like I'm sure it's bad.
34:26
SPEAKER_02: Folklore.
34:27
SPEAKER_02: Whatever you like.
34:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:28
SPEAKER_02: It's like border trims with like grandma decorative IV and like yeah.
34:33
SPEAKER_03: Wait, what was the um cottage core grandma?
34:35
SPEAKER_03: Cottage core.
34:36
SPEAKER_03: Cottage core.
34:36
SPEAKER_03: I love cottage core, to be honest.
34:38
SPEAKER_03: Not actually, but this is you doing cottage core.
34:41
SPEAKER_03: Turn the butter.
34:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:42
SPEAKER_03: I like that part.
34:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, this is cottage core.
34:45
SPEAKER_02: Well, how would you classify your look?
34:47
SPEAKER_02: My drag?
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, your dragon.
34:48
SPEAKER_03: I feel like my drag is very um girly and like it leads like not cross-dresser-free, but I'm more female in person A-D than costume.
34:58
SPEAKER_03: I don't like costume-y shit.
34:59
SPEAKER_03: Oh, so you're like, honey, you had a big red bumpet and a fur coat.
35:03
SPEAKER_03: But um, I do like it to sort of feel real, some sort of realness.
35:07
SPEAKER_03: So she's like Guida from you.
35:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:11
SPEAKER_03: Big ant group.
35:12
SPEAKER_01: What was that show they were on?
35:13
SPEAKER_03: Mob Wives.
35:14
SPEAKER_03: Mob Wives.
35:14
SPEAKER_03: Totally.
35:15
SPEAKER_03: Mob wives.
35:16
SPEAKER_03: I I say her dad's a pro wrestler.
35:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
35:18
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
35:19
SPEAKER_03: Gina T.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: Gina T's dad is a pro wrestler.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: Um is this your natural armpit hair?
35:25
SPEAKER_02: No, that's lace.
35:26
SPEAKER_02: That's a lace front um.
35:28
SPEAKER_02: Put it back up.
35:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we just glue that in.
35:30
SPEAKER_02: It's the one piece that actually stayed on.
35:32
SPEAKER_02: So you know, some guys have such hairy wits.
35:35
SPEAKER_02: I wish.
35:36
SPEAKER_00: Do you like a hairy armpit?
35:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't think I ever think about it.
35:39
SPEAKER_02: I think someone shoved it in my face once.
35:41
SPEAKER_02: So I was just like, I want like a fucking hair transplant down there.
35:44
SPEAKER_02: You should do hymns.
35:46
SPEAKER_02: I want to talk about your rogue gain issue.
35:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let's get into it.
35:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:48
SPEAKER_02: Because I know some.
35:49
SPEAKER_02: I have to get back to Matt for one second.
35:50
SPEAKER_02: So anyway, Matt is a hair dye hair dyeer.
35:52
SPEAKER_02: A hair dyeer.
35:53
SPEAKER_02: Hairdresser.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: And he cuts my hair, has a natural wave in it, and then someone will do my um color and it's balayage.
36:01
SPEAKER_02: And I get it ombre.
36:02
SPEAKER_02: I always take a picture of Jared Leto or a picture of Melania Trump.
36:05
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say, you're giving Jared Leto in that compliment because that was like he did look cool during that era.
36:11
SPEAKER_03: He looked great.
36:11
SPEAKER_02: He did.
36:12
SPEAKER_02: But sometimes I'll get my hair and I'll be like, I feel like Jennifer Aniston or like Melania Trump.
36:17
SPEAKER_02: Like Melania Trump has great hair.
36:19
SPEAKER_02: She has great hair.
36:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:20
SPEAKER_03: We can say it.
36:21
SPEAKER_03: We can say it.
36:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:22
SPEAKER_03: You need a round brush blowout.
36:25
SPEAKER_03: No, yeah.
36:26
SPEAKER_03: Hers goes.
36:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'm just gonna show you.
36:28
SPEAKER_03: Hers curtain goes a curtain.
36:30
SPEAKER_02: Like this.
36:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, whenever someone has that, I'm always like, pop the hatch.
36:33
SPEAKER_03: Like, what are you hiding under here?
36:34
SPEAKER_03: You know what I mean?
36:35
SPEAKER_03: What do you think she's hiding under that?
36:37
SPEAKER_03: A big, big old dome piece.
36:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:39
SPEAKER_03: Big forehead.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: No, she's hiding like surgery scared.
36:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah.
36:43
SPEAKER_03: Stockholm syndrome ticker in her head.
36:45
SPEAKER_02: Just like, yeah, the moment.
36:47
SPEAKER_02: 49 days until it expires.
36:50
SPEAKER_00: He's good, man.
36:52
SPEAKER_00: You think she's like thinking at all about becoming first lady again?
36:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, has that even crossed your mind?
36:57
SPEAKER_00: Together?
36:57
SPEAKER_00: Melania and Donald?
36:59
SPEAKER_00: I thought they were done.
37:00
SPEAKER_00: I think they're still together.
37:01
SPEAKER_00: Do you know how much hate the audience?
37:03
SPEAKER_03: They're done, Mike.
37:05
SPEAKER_03: Sorry for your loss.
37:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
37:07
SPEAKER_03: Um, we've got news.
37:10
SPEAKER_03: Breaking that so we can gay.
37:11
SPEAKER_03: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
37:13
SPEAKER_03: Wait, what was the brand of your pants?
37:14
SPEAKER_03: Woman within.
37:16
SPEAKER_03: The woman within.
37:17
SPEAKER_03: I need to be the cover, like the model for a woman within the campaign you book for big.
37:24
SPEAKER_02: Stick it out, girl.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: I got big balls, big saggy balls.
37:28
SPEAKER_02: Like nude.
37:30
SPEAKER_02: You look like Marilyn Monroe.
37:33
SPEAKER_02: If Stephen Klein was to do like a photo shoot of Madonna, he would have her in like a shitty wig like that.
37:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like this?
37:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:40
SPEAKER_02: You're like, no, no, no, the nice one you spent.
37:42
SPEAKER_03: Nice one.
37:43
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
37:43
SPEAKER_03: No, it is.
37:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
37:44
SPEAKER_00: Like really edgy.
37:46
SPEAKER_00: You somehow have gone like from one Madonna look to another.
37:48
SPEAKER_00: You should have.
37:51
SPEAKER_02: It's amazing.
37:52
SPEAKER_02: I love Madonna.
37:53
SPEAKER_02: I worked for Madonna.
37:54
SPEAKER_02: Really?
37:54
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
37:55
SPEAKER_02: I was a stitcher on her um Madam X tour.
37:58
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
37:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
38:00
SPEAKER_00: That was sort of like a low point for her.
38:03
SPEAKER_00: I feel like she's had she's come back a little bit in terms of her like.
38:07
SPEAKER_00: It's hard with Madonna.
38:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:08
SPEAKER_00: Because she's the queen.
38:09
SPEAKER_00: She's the queen.
38:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
38:10
SPEAKER_00: She's the queen.
38:10
SPEAKER_00: She's earned it.
38:11
SPEAKER_03: She's she's like secured the position.
38:13
SPEAKER_03: Did you see her on concert?
38:14
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes.
38:15
SPEAKER_02: Girly show.
38:16
SPEAKER_02: The most recent one was incredible.
38:18
SPEAKER_03: She actually felt real blown away for the first time in like 20 years.
38:21
SPEAKER_03: I think I've said it on the pod.
38:23
SPEAKER_03: Like I was expecting, based on some clips on social media, I was like, ooh, she seems a little shaky and weary.
38:27
SPEAKER_03: But when I saw her in person, I was impressed.
38:28
SPEAKER_03: She felt young.
38:29
SPEAKER_03: She was moving.
38:30
SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, they got our B12 shot on the ass, right?
38:32
SPEAKER_03: That night.
38:33
SPEAKER_03: Because she was young.
38:34
SPEAKER_02: Just put her in a chair on the stage.
38:38
SPEAKER_02: I would watch it.
38:40
SPEAKER_02: If I like to scooter, I'm still the chair can move.
38:42
SPEAKER_02: If I dropped a quarter at the laundromat today, true story.
38:45
SPEAKER_02: And I went to pick it up.
38:46
SPEAKER_02: I was like, oh my god, my back.
38:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm 15 years younger than Madonna.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: Like she's still dancing around and doing I love Madonna.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: And I would smell her.
38:53
SPEAKER_02: She wears Frederick Mal perfume from France called Portrait of a Lady.
38:58
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you know.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: Oh wow.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I like would look at her little dress form in her little clothes, and you know, it was a great gig.
39:05
SPEAKER_02: We worked out of Chinatown.
39:07
SPEAKER_02: I went to see the dress rehearsal and sat in the second row center, just like watched Madonna felt like so bright.
39:12
SPEAKER_02: So in that respect, it was amazing.
39:14
SPEAKER_02: But yet I haven't done anything since Project.
39:17
SPEAKER_02: Not a single thing.
39:18
SPEAKER_02: Not one.
39:19
SPEAKER_02: Not even one Duncan order.
39:21
SPEAKER_02: Nope.
39:21
SPEAKER_02: I love Duncan.
39:22
SPEAKER_02: We love Duncan.
39:23
SPEAKER_02: I got people hooked on Duncan.
39:25
SPEAKER_02: What?
39:26
SPEAKER_02: Dear Duncan, here are three faggots that love you.
39:30
SPEAKER_02: It's we want free tea and coffee.
39:35
SPEAKER_02: Coffee.
39:36
SPEAKER_02: Donuts.
39:37
SPEAKER_02: And donuts.
39:38
SPEAKER_02: Poissons and omelet bites and free.
39:40
SPEAKER_02: And croissant stuffers.
39:42
SPEAKER_02: Croissants.
39:43
SPEAKER_02: Crustage.
39:44
SPEAKER_03: You're like, and refreshers.
39:46
SPEAKER_03: And refreshers.
39:47
SPEAKER_03: And sparked whatever.
39:49
SPEAKER_02: The t-shirts that they wear are cute.
39:50
SPEAKER_02: The t-shirts are cute.
39:52
SPEAKER_02: The t-shirts that they're wearing for the refreshers rollout is are really cute.
39:55
SPEAKER_02: And I actually told one the other day.
39:57
SPEAKER_02: I said, I love, I don't care what they say, I I love your t-shirt.
40:00
SPEAKER_00: And they're like, Are you Jimmy Carroll this season 100 Project Runway?
40:03
SPEAKER_00: No.
40:03
SPEAKER_00: No.
40:04
SPEAKER_02: You're too young.
40:05
SPEAKER_02: It was a hundred years ago.
40:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh, what's the next thing we're gonna do?
40:09
SPEAKER_00: Well, you're you didn't say your problem.
40:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, my problem.
40:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I've got so many.
40:13
SPEAKER_02: My most recent one, and you said it, is the the term girlies.
40:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:18
SPEAKER_02: I know.
40:19
SPEAKER_02: I hate it.
40:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my girlies.
40:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh, who would have thought that my girl, those girlies, like shit.
40:24
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's something I feel like is like fully housed in irony too.
40:28
SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't think anyone's ever if you're saying like girly do it in earnest.
40:31
SPEAKER_00: And it's like yeah, it is earnest.
40:33
SPEAKER_03: I mine sounded super earnest, but I was sort of being ironic, I promise.
40:37
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
40:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:37
SPEAKER_03: I was it meant to, it was it meant to be condescending.
40:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
40:40
SPEAKER_03: Well, because I was talking about all these new pop stars.
40:42
SPEAKER_03: That's what I mean.
40:43
SPEAKER_03: Like, I can't keep track with them.
40:44
SPEAKER_03: So that's well, the eras.
40:45
SPEAKER_02: Everyone's like, oh my god, she's in her shitty wig era or whatever, you know?
40:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:51
SPEAKER_02: She's in her soaking wet era.
40:53
SPEAKER_02: Jeez.
40:54
SPEAKER_02: I think you should show off your armpit.
40:56
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
40:59
SPEAKER_02: That's our Chewbacca impression.
41:01
SPEAKER_02: Your body looks really good in this position, don't you think, audience?
41:04
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
41:05
SPEAKER_02: This is like watching what happens live.
41:07
SPEAKER_00: Have you been on Watch What Happens Live?
41:09
SPEAKER_00: No.
41:10
SPEAKER_00: I think you you're that's where you're going next.
41:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's where I'm going next.
41:14
SPEAKER_02: I contacted Andy.
41:15
SPEAKER_02: I had a line of socks, and I gave it to Andy, and he wore them on Watch What Happens Live.
41:18
SPEAKER_02: I have a screenshot of it in my Instagram.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: That's amazing.
41:21
SPEAKER_02: Which I thought was like a huge high point.
41:23
SPEAKER_02: A line of stocks.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: Goldman Sacks.
41:29
SPEAKER_02: We became a banker after the show.
41:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:31
SPEAKER_02: Then I like texted him later.
41:32
SPEAKER_02: I said, hey, for the like, you know, Project Runway is coming back on Christians, the mentor, all these new people.
41:37
SPEAKER_02: Right.
41:38
SPEAKER_02: I should be the guest bartender.
41:39
SPEAKER_02: You should.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: And I had to work that day and I never did it.
41:44
SPEAKER_02: And then they never called back.
41:46
SPEAKER_02: And that's fun too.
41:47
SPEAKER_02: I don't want to be the guest.
41:48
SPEAKER_02: My friend Peter said, and he's right, he's like, listen, you don't want to be the guest bartender on there.
41:52
SPEAKER_02: He's like, you want to be the guest.
41:54
SPEAKER_02: You do.
41:54
SPEAKER_02: Like, just wait and be the guest.
41:55
SPEAKER_02: You don't want to be the guest.
41:56
SPEAKER_02: You deserve to be there.
41:57
SPEAKER_02: You do.
41:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:58
SPEAKER_02: Well, no.
41:58
SPEAKER_02: I think so.
41:59
SPEAKER_02: Jennifer Lawrence is like a guest.
42:00
SPEAKER_00: I know, but you have to build the brand.
42:02
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it was like that was on it was a brand, it was BOA, right?
42:05
SPEAKER_00: Nostalgia.
42:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm screaming goat again.
42:06
SPEAKER_02: Like get on there.
42:08
SPEAKER_02: There is a reality show called The Goat.
42:10
SPEAKER_02: Have you said this?
42:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: Which I was asked to participate in.
42:13
SPEAKER_02: Had I known Alyssa Edwards was going to be on there and and for what's are you craving reality TV to like go back on?
42:19
SPEAKER_02: No.
42:19
SPEAKER_02: No.
42:20
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
42:20
SPEAKER_02: I want to do like I should be hosting things.
42:22
SPEAKER_02: I should have a talk show.
42:24
SPEAKER_02: I should do things where I walk on the street and accost people.
42:27
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
42:28
SPEAKER_02: Um what else do I have to do stuff?
42:29
SPEAKER_02: I have all different like I steps you have to do.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
42:32
SPEAKER_02: I think doesn't that Julia?
42:36
SPEAKER_02: Don't even talk to me about it.
42:38
SPEAKER_02: Please.
42:38
SPEAKER_02: Because I pitched that same exact show.
42:41
SPEAKER_02: Julia Fox has a show called OMG Fashion.
42:43
SPEAKER_02: Which is not a good new.
42:45
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
42:45
SPEAKER_02: It's not whatever.
42:46
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
42:48
SPEAKER_02: But I pitched the same fucking show to all different networks, and everybody passed on it.
42:54
SPEAKER_02: And now the show is what it was supposed to be for me.
42:57
SPEAKER_02: It would not be on a Brooklyn rooftop, is what the set would not be.
43:00
SPEAKER_02: I don't know anything about it.
43:01
SPEAKER_00: It's because it's very under the radar, but it's kind of what network.
43:05
SPEAKER_02: E and La Roach is a judge.
43:07
SPEAKER_02: And you know La Roach.
43:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm entertained by him.
43:10
SPEAKER_02: Me too.
43:10
SPEAKER_02: That's a great way to put it.
43:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: I think it he's probably a demanding kind of person, maybe.
43:17
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, I would be scared to be around him, but I like to watch it.
43:21
SPEAKER_02: And then be Julian.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:23
SPEAKER_03: Have you entered have you worked with him?
43:24
SPEAKER_03: No, I've never met him.
43:26
SPEAKER_03: Bring in Law.
43:27
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, Law.
43:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna take out my Thermos.
43:30
SPEAKER_02: I know.
43:31
SPEAKER_02: We need it.
43:31
SPEAKER_02: What's in your bag segment?
43:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
43:33
SPEAKER_02: My favorite um container, not Stanley, Thermos.
43:37
SPEAKER_02: The good old-fashioned brand Thermos.
43:39
SPEAKER_02: It's just water.
43:40
SPEAKER_00: It's a reliable, timeless brand.
43:42
SPEAKER_02: Just water.
43:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh, what's in my bag?
43:45
SPEAKER_02: I have my a bagu bag that uh That's so cute.
43:49
SPEAKER_02: That is so cute.
43:50
SPEAKER_02: It's giving Minnie Janspour.
43:52
SPEAKER_02: My coworker gave it me, but I haven't talked to her since she told me to fuck off on the phone.
43:56
SPEAKER_02: Okay, in here I have a wallet by Pendleton.
43:59
SPEAKER_02: Cute! I have an iPhone 15.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: By who?
44:02
SPEAKER_02: It's an OtterBox.
44:04
SPEAKER_02: By it's called the Apple Corp Corporation.
44:06
SPEAKER_02: And I work on the Twitter.
44:07
SPEAKER_02: I thought that was a TV remote.
44:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I work.
44:12
SPEAKER_02: I just finished a TV show for Apple TV.
44:14
SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
44:15
SPEAKER_02: I have a glass case for my readers.
44:17
SPEAKER_02: Because I'm 50.
44:19
SPEAKER_02: You are?
44:19
SPEAKER_02: You're fucking 50.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: I am.
44:21
SPEAKER_02: I've got keys.
44:22
SPEAKER_02: I drive a Honda.
44:25
SPEAKER_02: I've got some blue light blocking glasses.
44:28
SPEAKER_02: You're you are.
44:30
SPEAKER_02: No, you're you're you are prepared, yeah.
44:31
SPEAKER_02: I've got Linage.
44:34
SPEAKER_02: Lip lip balm.
44:36
SPEAKER_01: I've got a I've got a crystal.
44:41
SPEAKER_02: Our first crystal on the couch.
44:43
SPEAKER_02: I mean uh I've got an extra set of keys for my house.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
44:46
SPEAKER_02: Um, I have a lucky penny.
44:49
SPEAKER_02: This was not playing.
44:51
SPEAKER_02: Lucky forever.
44:52
SPEAKER_02: A weed pen.
44:52
SPEAKER_02: Let me hit that.
44:53
SPEAKER_02: Because I love it.
44:54
SPEAKER_02: Do you mind?
44:56
SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, if you don't mind herpes.
44:58
SPEAKER_02: And um, wait.
45:00
SPEAKER_02: And then this is what I'm wearing.
45:02
SPEAKER_02: I've avoided the virus.
45:04
SPEAKER_02: An incredible company.
45:05
SPEAKER_02: It's called Rendinweat.
45:07
SPEAKER_02: Rendinouit, which translates to Queen of the Night.
45:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: And I love it.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: I love Byreto.
45:13
SPEAKER_02: Ooh, I love Byrato too.
45:15
SPEAKER_02: Can you smoke on the camera?
45:16
SPEAKER_02: Is it?
45:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
45:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh wow.
45:19
SPEAKER_02: You have to take a bigger hit than that.
45:21
SPEAKER_02: But you know, one thing I learned by being on TV is you have to mention product lines.
45:26
SPEAKER_02: Who knows who's gonna listen to this?
45:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:27
SPEAKER_02: So Birato.
45:29
SPEAKER_02: By Rado.
45:31
SPEAKER_02: The vessel.
45:31
SPEAKER_02: Pendleton.
45:33
SPEAKER_02: Thermos.
45:34
SPEAKER_02: Um Lenin.
45:35
SPEAKER_02: La Roach.
45:36
SPEAKER_02: Uh La Roach.
45:38
SPEAKER_02: Apple products.
45:40
SPEAKER_02: Pennies.
45:41
SPEAKER_03: I'm like Gina.
45:43
SPEAKER_02: I have a hat that I thought I was gonna wear from Polo, Ralph Lawrence.
45:49
SPEAKER_02: Cute.
45:49
SPEAKER_02: Like that.
45:50
SPEAKER_02: It matches your panel perfectly.
45:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
45:53
SPEAKER_02: Amazing.
45:53
SPEAKER_02: Uh and then it's a isn't that nice?
45:56
SPEAKER_02: And then there's just a hold in here.
45:59
SPEAKER_02: I love a plaid.
46:00
SPEAKER_02: Like uh tart no plaid?
46:02
SPEAKER_02: Polo.
46:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh fucking.
46:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's polo?
46:05
SPEAKER_02: It's polo.
46:06
SPEAKER_02: Polo.
46:06
SPEAKER_02: Steph and I love polo.
46:08
SPEAKER_05: Okay, if you're talking about your career, you need to be the new Joan Rivers.
46:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I should and I auditioned for Fashion Police.
46:15
SPEAKER_02: They reached out to me back in the day when Joan was still on it.
46:18
SPEAKER_02: You would have been perfect for that.
46:19
SPEAKER_02: And I have to do that.
46:19
SPEAKER_02: You got an end of that tape.
46:20
SPEAKER_02: Juliana?
46:21
SPEAKER_03: Brad Gareski.
46:23
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Brad.
46:24
SPEAKER_03: That fucking hat.
46:26
SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
46:27
SPEAKER_03: Just throw it across the room.
46:29
SPEAKER_03: Do you ever want to put some extensions in because your hair's long?
46:31
SPEAKER_03: Like a couple tracks.
46:32
SPEAKER_03: Maybe for a photo shoot.
46:34
SPEAKER_02: Maybe for a photo shoot.
46:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:35
SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't want them for like overnight because I'd be sleeping and just be like, I hate it.
46:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just a clip in piece.
46:40
SPEAKER_02: Feeling for a photo shoot.
46:41
SPEAKER_02: So let's talk rogue versus hymns.
46:44
SPEAKER_02: Because my uh this comes full circle.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: My partner Matt um had his spleen removed last year.
46:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
46:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, sometimes when you get a surgery, like a patch of hair will go missing.
46:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:55
SPEAKER_02: So he had a patch of hair missing right in the front, like a little circle.
46:58
SPEAKER_02: But he swears by hymns.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: He said that hymns, and it has, it has come back.
47:02
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
47:03
SPEAKER_02: Pretty amazing.
47:04
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, but hymns works.
47:07
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I smoked just enough weed that I'm on I'm on the show with like Madonna and Phineas.
47:13
SPEAKER_02: Billy Eyes' brother.
47:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
47:15
SPEAKER_02: So it's like, all I keep thinking in my head and my subconscious is like, are they gonna do a collab for me?
47:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
47:21
SPEAKER_02: That'd be cool.
47:21
SPEAKER_02: Do you like Billy?
47:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, I do.
47:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I do.
47:24
SPEAKER_00: Do you like the new album?
47:25
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
47:25
SPEAKER_00: People are raving about it.
47:26
SPEAKER_00: I I gave it one listen and I was like, I I liked a couple things, but I wasn't, I couldn't totally get what everyone was like raving about.
47:32
SPEAKER_02: Do what is the I just have to um say that I think as I get older I lose taste.
47:38
SPEAKER_02: So honestly, that's real.
47:40
SPEAKER_02: That's real.
47:41
SPEAKER_02: Like back in the day, it was like, oh my god, I'm into the Cocteau twins.
47:45
SPEAKER_02: And then it was like, oh, I'm into you know, and then it started off with probably like, oh, I love Howard Jones, or like, you know, some new wave, something.
47:51
SPEAKER_02: And now you're Howard Stern.
47:52
SPEAKER_02: And then it's whatever.
47:53
SPEAKER_02: And now it's Howard Stern.
47:55
SPEAKER_02: But now it's like, I'm giving a listen to because what is the hoopla about Taylor, Ariana, Billy?
48:01
SPEAKER_02: So I'm listening to it and I get it.
48:04
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
48:04
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
48:04
SPEAKER_02: And it's weird because and now I know all like it started with folklore.
48:08
SPEAKER_02: Taylor Swift's album.
48:10
SPEAKER_02: I never listened to this girl.
48:12
SPEAKER_02: I just I fought listening to this girl.
48:14
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, oh my god, she's so shitty and she cannot move.
48:17
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, but there's something has got to be there.
48:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:20
SPEAKER_02: She wanted to be over on Midnight a little bit.
48:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh me, me midnight.
48:25
SPEAKER_03: But not so much so that I listened to anything that wasn't a single.
48:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
48:29
SPEAKER_02: So folklore, Evermore, Midnights.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: I'm totally into the three of them.
48:34
SPEAKER_02: This new one I can't get behind.
48:35
SPEAKER_02: The new Billy, I never listened to any other record.
48:37
SPEAKER_02: This one I really like.
48:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
48:39
SPEAKER_02: And then Ariana, I really love her record too.
48:40
SPEAKER_00: I like Ariana too.
48:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:42
SPEAKER_00: I love her new record.
48:43
SPEAKER_00: I her new record is is is cool.
48:45
SPEAKER_00: I Ariana has one of those like weird talents where she like.
48:48
SPEAKER_02: I think she's mysterious.
48:49
SPEAKER_02: Like out of all the pop stars, all the pop girls.
48:51
SPEAKER_00: Ariana.
48:52
SPEAKER_02: Did you hear the reference?
48:53
SPEAKER_02: Out of all the girlies.
48:54
SPEAKER_02: The girlies.
48:55
SPEAKER_02: Um, she is mysterious.
48:57
SPEAKER_02: Like she's never much like when you think about her, you're like relationship with Pete Davidson, lick Dadona in Wicked.
49:03
SPEAKER_02: Like, there's not really anything more than like I don't know anything more than her.
49:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:06
SPEAKER_02: The guy that she's dating, Ethan Slater, I worked with on Spongebob SquarePants, the musical that I worked on that on Broadway for the whole run of it.
49:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:13
SPEAKER_02: I was like a that must have been so fun.
49:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, yes.
49:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:18
SPEAKER_02: So fun.
49:18
SPEAKER_02: I loved it.
49:19
SPEAKER_03: Was it a good show?
49:20
SPEAKER_03: I never saw it.
49:21
SPEAKER_02: It was a great show.
49:21
SPEAKER_02: It was a great show.
49:22
SPEAKER_02: It was really hard to rate it.
49:24
SPEAKER_02: That's cool that they did that.
49:24
SPEAKER_02: You should look it up.
49:25
SPEAKER_02: But Ethan Slater, who is the lead, he played SpongeBob, is SpongeBob into Aaron Grande.
49:31
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
49:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:32
SPEAKER_02: Is he redhead?
49:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:33
SPEAKER_02: He's a redhead.
49:34
SPEAKER_02: A ginger.
49:35
SPEAKER_02: Can you say redhead?
49:36
SPEAKER_02: Is that cancels?
49:37
SPEAKER_02: Is it redheaded?
49:38
SPEAKER_00: Redhead is cancelled?
49:40
SPEAKER_00: Google it.
49:42
SPEAKER_00: Should we take a break?
49:43
SPEAKER_00: We'll take a break.
49:43
SPEAKER_00: We'll cool down.
49:44
SPEAKER_00: You have to finish, but I'm like, we're out of here.
49:46
SPEAKER_00: And we'll come back and we'll and we'll continue to get into the uh the lore in the backstory.
49:51
SPEAKER_00: And we'll play some games.
49:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:53
SPEAKER_00: All right.
49:53
SPEAKER_00: Bye.
49:54
SPEAKER_00: Be right back.
50:02
SPEAKER_03: And we're back.
50:03
SPEAKER_03: We're back on.
50:04
SPEAKER_03: We always we we roll in.
50:05
SPEAKER_00: It's cute.
50:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just get in.
50:06
SPEAKER_00: Go pick it up when you're ready.
50:08
SPEAKER_02: It's LL Bean.
50:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's awesome.
50:10
SPEAKER_02: I love a boat and tote.
50:12
SPEAKER_02: I think it was black faded.
50:13
SPEAKER_02: And it's faded.
50:14
SPEAKER_02: It was pure black when I got it and then it's overtime.
50:17
SPEAKER_00: That's a beautiful color.
50:20
SPEAKER_03: Jay McCarroll loves LL Bean.
50:22
SPEAKER_03: You heard it here.
50:23
SPEAKER_03: And that's Jay McCarroll loving LL Bean.
50:26
SPEAKER_00: And we're back.
50:27
SPEAKER_00: And we are back.
50:28
SPEAKER_00: And speaking of which, we are with Jay McCarroll.
50:31
SPEAKER_00: And we wanted to ask you, let's get into it.
50:33
SPEAKER_00: Let's get into it.
50:34
SPEAKER_00: Let's get into the story about the project that is about a runway.
50:38
SPEAKER_00: Let's wait.
50:39
SPEAKER_00: Do you remember auditioning?
50:40
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
50:41
SPEAKER_00: What was that like?
50:41
SPEAKER_03: Was it Soft Tape City or what?
50:43
SPEAKER_03: Open Call.
50:43
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
50:44
SPEAKER_02: It was Open Call.
50:45
SPEAKER_02: And there was like two, like thousands of people.
50:47
SPEAKER_02: Because this was 2003?
50:49
SPEAKER_02: 2004.
50:50
SPEAKER_02: 2004.
50:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:51
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
50:52
SPEAKER_02: Because it's 2024 and it was 20 years ago.
50:55
SPEAKER_02: It's incredible.
50:56
SPEAKER_00: That's insane.
50:57
SPEAKER_00: Does a body good.
50:58
SPEAKER_02: Um, so I was involved with this organization called Gen Art, which was like a it was for fashion designers, filmmakers.
51:06
SPEAKER_02: So I'd like done competitions with them.
51:07
SPEAKER_02: That's like they were like high-end, they like discovered Zach Posen and all that stuff and some other really incredible brands.
51:13
SPEAKER_02: And so I was kind of in their database.
51:15
SPEAKER_02: So they sent me an email saying you should audition for this thing.
51:18
SPEAKER_02: I went to the auditions.
51:19
SPEAKER_02: There were three rounds.
51:19
SPEAKER_02: I got through the first round just because they knew who I was.
51:21
SPEAKER_02: Then I went to the second round, which was they were like, it's a physical challenge.
51:25
SPEAKER_02: I had to eat mud while being buckfucked by an angel.
51:29
SPEAKER_02: And they're like, wow.
51:31
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
51:31
SPEAKER_02: All right.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: Noted.
51:33
SPEAKER_02: It was really intense.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: I mean, literally, it was like intense.
51:36
SPEAKER_02: We were out on the street.
51:37
SPEAKER_02: Um, they and then I had to like show my portfolio and then like meet with designers and like be on camera, which I'd never been.
51:44
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
51:45
SPEAKER_02: And then I got like a call back like two weeks later, and they're like, You're in the final 50.
51:49
SPEAKER_02: And then like three days later, like, you made the cut.
51:50
SPEAKER_02: You need to be like in New York in two days.
51:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
51:53
SPEAKER_02: So I took a bus from my mother's house, and we arrived in Port Authority, and I like everybody on the bus was like chattering, like, there's like cameras out there.
52:04
SPEAKER_02: They like waited for me in the fucking garage of Port Authority and were like filming me.
52:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh my God.
52:11
SPEAKER_02: And didn't say anything to me.
52:13
SPEAKER_02: There was like a girl, she's like, just walk straight.
52:15
SPEAKER_02: So I had to walk from Port Authority to the hotel.
52:18
SPEAKER_02: You're like with like cameras around me.
52:20
SPEAKER_03: So weird.
52:21
SPEAKER_03: You like that's I just need to go into Hudson Nudes.
52:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:24
SPEAKER_03: I'll be like, I need an egg salad sandwich.
52:26
SPEAKER_03: Hudson Nudes.
52:26
SPEAKER_03: Hudson.
52:27
SPEAKER_00: I wish.
52:28
SPEAKER_02: I wish.
52:28
SPEAKER_02: That should be a calendar idea.
52:30
SPEAKER_02: Hudson Nudes.
52:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:32
SPEAKER_00: This might be we might be jumping the gun, but do you feel like jumping the gun?
52:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:38
SPEAKER_02: I need to stop screeching.
52:39
SPEAKER_00: Do you feel like they were setting you up for a winner's edit from the beginning?
52:43
SPEAKER_00: No.
52:43
SPEAKER_00: No, not at all.
52:45
SPEAKER_02: It was pre-winner's edit.
52:46
SPEAKER_02: It was like based on the work anyway.
52:48
SPEAKER_00: Um so you got off the bus, you went into filming.
52:51
SPEAKER_02: I we film, we do this thing.
52:53
SPEAKER_02: We're on the 40th floor of this apartment building.
52:55
SPEAKER_02: We meet these people.
52:57
SPEAKER_00: They need you live together.
52:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we live together.
52:59
SPEAKER_03: Which I feel like they I missed the shots of like BTS in the morning.
53:02
SPEAKER_03: Like people would be like, oh yeah.
53:04
SPEAKER_03: Shaving and with the kooky.
53:06
SPEAKER_00: Why did they meet that?
53:08
SPEAKER_00: Did they do that as a way to like add to the pressure cooker of it all?
53:10
SPEAKER_00: Because I feel like they don't do that anymore.
53:12
SPEAKER_00: Or if they do, they don't film it.
53:13
SPEAKER_03: Wendy Pepper was like push up tap.
53:15
SPEAKER_03: You know, Wendy Pepper died.
53:17
SPEAKER_02: R.P.
53:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
53:17
SPEAKER_02: Rest in peace.
53:18
SPEAKER_03: I was giving her a cool account of her size, at least.
53:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:23
SPEAKER_03: Wendy Pepper doing Palestinians.
53:25
SPEAKER_03: R.I.P.
53:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
53:26
SPEAKER_02: Um, yeah, that it's isn't that weird that she's just gone.
53:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
53:31
SPEAKER_02: She didn't even like they didn't even put her up at the Emmy Awards.
53:33
SPEAKER_02: I think about that.
53:34
SPEAKER_02: Like, will they show me in the memoriam section one day?
53:37
SPEAKER_02: Like, I just don't know.
53:39
SPEAKER_02: Television history.
53:40
SPEAKER_03: That's actually lame that they didn't put Wendy Pepper up there.
53:42
SPEAKER_03: She's an icon.
53:43
SPEAKER_03: She is an icon, I think.
53:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:45
SPEAKER_02: Like she was a villainess.
53:47
SPEAKER_02: But I think that what you're saying is the run, I think the runoff from like people loving watching the real world or watching like I think they're hot well.
53:53
SPEAKER_02: They like watching people in their home setting and like how getting ready and like being like, welcome designers.
53:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Drag Race used to do it.
54:00
SPEAKER_00: That was like the boy girl of it all, where it was like, you want to see like Jessica Wilde shaving because like you have to explain Raven as David.
54:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
54:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Raven.
54:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking Chanel, who's back on the city.
54:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love Chanel.
54:12
SPEAKER_02: You gotta love it.
54:13
SPEAKER_02: And Raven looks great too.
54:15
SPEAKER_02: I love Drag Race.
54:16
SPEAKER_02: That's another topic I can talk about for now.
54:18
SPEAKER_03: I I've always wanted to do Divas on a Cliff, which is a game we'll play soon, with seasons of Drag Race.
54:24
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
54:24
SPEAKER_03: Like who do you save?
54:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:26
SPEAKER_01: If you can only save one.
54:27
SPEAKER_03: You should start it right now.
54:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, we want to hear more about your story.
54:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, we keep dialing right on.
54:32
SPEAKER_01: No.
54:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm I think 50.
54:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
54:34
SPEAKER_02: 49 for right now.
54:37
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
54:37
SPEAKER_02: But we filmed the whole show in three weeks.
54:40
SPEAKER_02: Like it was just every two days we're doing it, doing it, doing it, and then that was it.
54:43
SPEAKER_02: And then I went home.
54:44
SPEAKER_02: How many episodes was season one?
54:45
SPEAKER_02: Like 13 episodes.
54:46
SPEAKER_02: That's cool.
54:47
SPEAKER_02: Easy.
54:47
SPEAKER_03: Well, you're an icon.
54:49
SPEAKER_03: You obviously were meant to win.
54:51
SPEAKER_03: You were a standout the whole season, and I always think about your final collection.
54:54
SPEAKER_02: The headphones on the and this is before Baby's.
54:57
SPEAKER_03: I feel like I, yes, very deliberate.
55:00
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I invented the colored headphone.
55:02
SPEAKER_02: You know, like you kind of did.
55:03
SPEAKER_02: I feel like I did.
55:04
SPEAKER_02: Why did you get those?
55:05
SPEAKER_02: Were they sprayed?
55:06
SPEAKER_02: They were from they were sprayed from home.
55:07
SPEAKER_02: You should come over with a headphone again.
55:09
SPEAKER_02: I hate products.
55:10
SPEAKER_02: And I just watched this Brandy Melville.
55:12
SPEAKER_02: I feel like cut the super cut of you being like, yeah.
55:16
SPEAKER_02: No, I like to receive products.
55:17
SPEAKER_02: I want to contribute more products.
55:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
55:20
SPEAKER_02: But that's true.
55:21
SPEAKER_02: You're smart.
55:22
SPEAKER_02: Um but I just watched this Brandy Hellville.
55:25
SPEAKER_02: Do you know this Brandy Melville documentary that's out?
55:27
SPEAKER_02: No.
55:28
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
55:28
SPEAKER_02: So it's like this really terrible story about Brandy Melville and how they like got girls to work there and that they were like 14 and gross stuff.
55:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
55:37
SPEAKER_02: But then they showed this thing at the end where in Ghana, where all of our clothes go to dye, and the beaches are covered in like 10 feet of packed, tangled clothes.
55:50
SPEAKER_02: And the ocean, the waves come in and out, and it's just sweaters and shirts.
55:54
SPEAKER_02: And that was the moment, and this was like two weeks ago.
55:56
SPEAKER_02: I watched that and said, I am never going to have a product line ever.
56:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:01
SPEAKER_02: That's awful.
56:02
SPEAKER_02: Well, I might have candles or like things that turn into like oven mitts and then like bedding and you know all that stuff.
56:08
SPEAKER_00: I think about that sometimes because like drag is such a wasteful art form, like, and everything is literally trash and plastic, and it's just like, you know, you can't.
56:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you think I'm gonna want to wear that wig ever again after she betrayed me like that?
56:18
SPEAKER_01: No, she's getting torched.
56:20
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna wear that wig again.
56:21
SPEAKER_03: I know.
56:22
SPEAKER_03: You'll figure it out.
56:23
SPEAKER_03: How much was it?
56:24
SPEAKER_03: Um, including shipping, it was uh 500 something.
56:29
SPEAKER_03: We split it, we split it.
56:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's for the show.
56:31
SPEAKER_02: It's for the show.
56:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
56:32
SPEAKER_02: Are you ever gonna wear it?
56:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm gonna wear it at my wedding.
56:35
SPEAKER_00: He's dying to do drag.
56:36
SPEAKER_00: You should snip it out.
56:38
SPEAKER_00: No, I love drag.
56:39
SPEAKER_00: I love drag, but I honestly, it's like the things that I like about drag, I actually wind up like doing by helping you do drag.
56:45
SPEAKER_02: Um what would your drag name be?
56:47
SPEAKER_00: Amanda telekinesis.
56:49
SPEAKER_02: Amanda telekinesis.
56:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:51
SPEAKER_03: I gave him that years and years ago.
56:54
SPEAKER_03: I'm really surprised you're sticking to it.
56:55
SPEAKER_00: It's always well, no, because she's a man, duh.
56:57
SPEAKER_00: And then she has the power to move with her mind.
56:59
SPEAKER_00: And that's Amanda telekinesis.
57:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
57:01
SPEAKER_00: So it's I'm the brand is locked in.
57:02
SPEAKER_00: I'm ready to go.
57:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, you're talking about Project Runway.
57:05
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
57:05
SPEAKER_02: So I go, we film all the things.
57:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:07
SPEAKER_02: I have six months and eight thousand dollars to make the final collection.
57:10
SPEAKER_02: Eight thousand dollars?
57:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I spent that at Starbucks this morning.
57:13
SPEAKER_00: That's insane.
57:14
SPEAKER_02: I was resourceful.
57:15
SPEAKER_02: And wink wink, I kept some of the money to like live off of.
57:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:20
SPEAKER_02: Like, so I did it probably for$5,000.
57:22
SPEAKER_02: It's probably gonna be on the floor.
57:24
SPEAKER_02: Did they say it was only$8,000?
57:26
SPEAKER_02: I think it was$8,000.
57:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:27
SPEAKER_02: Sounds correct.
57:28
SPEAKER_01: That's they didn't say anything.
57:30
SPEAKER_02: It was the first time they did it.
57:31
SPEAKER_02: They were like, this is a check.
57:32
SPEAKER_02: They're like, here's a check.
57:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
57:34
SPEAKER_02: Um, and nothing was in the contract or whatever.
57:36
SPEAKER_02: But then I so yeah, I lived at my mother's house because I was like, I wanted to remind remove myself from like reality.
57:43
SPEAKER_02: Right.
57:43
SPEAKER_02: And I worked all day long every single fucking day for months.
57:47
SPEAKER_02: And it showed, yeah.
57:48
SPEAKER_00: It was great.
57:49
SPEAKER_00: Where is the collection now?
57:51
SPEAKER_00: Is it in storage?
57:52
SPEAKER_00: Is it gone?
57:53
SPEAKER_00: What's the yeah?
57:54
SPEAKER_02: Per the contract, I can never replicate any of the designs that were on the because they own them.
57:59
SPEAKER_02: They own them.
57:59
SPEAKER_02: Not anymore.
58:00
SPEAKER_02: Really?
58:01
SPEAKER_02: Are you ready to bring them up?
58:03
SPEAKER_02: Then they auctioned off all of the clothes from the thing.
58:08
SPEAKER_02: So people just have like something of mine for like$60 or something.
58:13
SPEAKER_02: So if anybody's listening, I have chills.
58:15
SPEAKER_02: Please bring them back home.
58:17
SPEAKER_02: Bring them back to me so I could do a retrospective before I die of cancer.
58:20
SPEAKER_00: I've I know I've been fine that they were getting me to take.
58:24
SPEAKER_00: I love this.
58:25
SPEAKER_00: I pulled the headphones out.
58:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, okay.
58:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:28
SPEAKER_00: No, I I know I love it.
58:28
SPEAKER_00: This is why I'm here.
58:29
SPEAKER_01: I'm oh my god, they're bringing all of them in.
58:32
SPEAKER_00: I would love to do that for you.
58:34
SPEAKER_00: I've I've been drinking tequila all night, and I'm I feel like there's something about that that's actually like a little emotional.
58:39
SPEAKER_00: It's like they owned it.
58:42
SPEAKER_00: I mean, they owned your work, Nina.
58:44
SPEAKER_02: Harvey Weinstein.
58:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they own the work and then they sold it, and it's just gone.
58:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:49
SPEAKER_00: That is fucking awful.
58:51
SPEAKER_02: A drag queen princess.
58:52
SPEAKER_02: Drag queen.
58:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
58:53
SPEAKER_02: She bought my finale look and she wore it to the like season finale or season finale.
58:58
SPEAKER_02: There's a where you're like, oh, cool.
59:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
59:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:02
SPEAKER_03: At least something like out of life.
59:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:04
SPEAKER_03: At least the princess.
59:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's it's immortalized on TV.
59:09
SPEAKER_02: So whatever.
59:09
SPEAKER_02: It is what it is.
59:10
SPEAKER_02: As are you.
59:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
59:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
59:11
SPEAKER_00: That's that's but I feel like that's a detail that no one ever talks about or knows, where it's like, your work is deleted.
59:19
SPEAKER_00: It's gone.
59:19
SPEAKER_00: You can never touch it or see it again.
59:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
59:21
SPEAKER_00: They own it.
59:21
SPEAKER_02: But that means the same thing with an artist.
59:23
SPEAKER_02: Like if they make a painting or photograph, photograph.
59:27
SPEAKER_00: I guess someone buys it.
59:28
SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, it's like work for hire, I guess.
59:30
SPEAKER_00: But it's but the scope of it and the amount of labor that went to it.
59:32
SPEAKER_00: And also because there's a narrative attached to it.
59:34
SPEAKER_00: You know, like it was your story.
59:35
SPEAKER_00: They watched you make the whole thing.
59:36
SPEAKER_00: You won the season case on that one.
59:38
SPEAKER_00: True, true.
59:39
SPEAKER_02: They paid for the whole thing.
59:40
SPEAKER_02: Which is also part of their reasoning on the aftermath of like, oh, well, we gave you the exposure and the opportunity that you wouldn't have had if it wasn't for us.
59:47
SPEAKER_02: So, you know, in a way, shows like that make yeah.
59:51
SPEAKER_02: That's how they make their content.
59:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
59:52
SPEAKER_02: You know, because they and we didn't get paid to do the show.
59:54
SPEAKER_02: So can you imagine?
59:57
SPEAKER_00: You didn't you didn't get a st a sti a a daily a day rate for no, that's sort of recent.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_00: We got sushi or something.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_02: Like, that's actually ahead of its time.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_02: We'd get meals, yeah.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_02: So that was old.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_02: I have not you know, honestly, I have I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for that.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_02: You know, and this is and this is 20 years later with people not not caring.
1:00:19
SPEAKER_02: Um so for that, I'm so happy.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_03: It's so cool to be the first, too.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm the Kelly Clarkson.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_02: You literally are.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_00: You literally are the Kelly Clarkson.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_00: And this is we're giving you this top show.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_02: Peak era, yeah.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_03: In case you guys didn't know, peak era of reality TV or right before it, too.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_03: Like such a cool time.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_03: It was cool life, cool survivor.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_00: Top model, truly, truly, truly.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_00: I really was.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_00: Did you ever do an all-star season?
1:00:50
SPEAKER_00: Or did they ask you to?
1:00:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, god, yeah.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_00: Do they ask winners back yet or no?
1:00:54
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_02: They asked me once, and my lawyer went to law school with Harvey Weinstein, with the Weinstein lawyer representative person.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_02: And I told him, I said, tell them I want a million dollars because that's what it's worth to me to be set up to lose.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_02: Because nothing says, Oh my god, this season's so tough that the first winner lost went off first.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_02: So I'm like being prepared for that.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_02: So, what is that worth for me?
1:01:20
SPEAKER_02: One million dollars.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_02: And they laughed at me.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_02: And I thought, I know how much Tim Gunn makes.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_02: I know how much it is to put that show on.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm not an idiot.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_03: That's not even a million dollars is nothing.
1:01:29
SPEAKER_03: 2024, that's not a lot.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_03: So and also it's not just being set up to lose, it's um being set up just to like expose yourself and like give everything that you have.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_02: You have to, you know, you sit there and you're like, God forbid, a parent a parent died in the span of time.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_02: You're like, Yeah, randomly fine.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_02: You know, yeah, they'll be like, How did the diabetes affect him?
1:01:50
SPEAKER_02: I'd be like, well, because you're in such controlled environments.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_02: Totally.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_02: Um, so I said, a million dollars, that's what that's worth.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_02: Good for you to lose.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_02: And they said, Well, you know you're not gonna get that.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_02: And then they said, but your fans want to see you.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_02: And I said, Shut the fuck out.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_02: Well then one million dollars.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's all it would be.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_00: But I feel like that's sort of where we're at with like drag race all-star seasons now.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_00: Like all the girls are kind of like, all the girlies are kind of like they're like what they want.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_00: They're like, no, you you I won't come back unless like you're paying for this amount of my drag, or if I'm gonna be on for this amount of seats, this amount of episodes, and and I'm gonna look normal.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
1:02:26
SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna become a villain, I'm not gonna be used by the show.
1:02:29
SPEAKER_00: And I actually think that's like very like good and healthy to like let that be the case.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_02: You know, at the heart of it, they are still artists, and they are still vulnerable and they are still probably struggling.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_02: So you're still gonna get the content for them, but now they're gonna feel better about it.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_02: Like if you were to say, you know, because you guys gave me, you know, like 5,000 to do this thing.
1:02:50
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, right.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_00: And it's wire came through.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_02: Everything was my Venmo, my Zel.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:02:56
SPEAKER_02: Um if it was zero, fuck, I would never show up.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know?
1:03:00
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_02: And we would never show up.
1:03:01
SPEAKER_02: I'm like Linda Bangelise.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, luckily we take Bitcoin.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_02: You're paying us, right?
1:03:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_02: Thermus.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we take we take Bitcoin.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_02: We take Bitcoin.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_02: Anyway, so I do the thing, I win the show, I get invited to so many incredible events and parties.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_02: I went to Blondie's birthday party that Marc Jacobs threw for her.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_02: And that night I met the B-52s, I met Molly Ringwald, I met John Waters, I met fucking Ron Jeremy, Lindsay Lohan.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_02: I mean, this was my life for a split second.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_02: You could not, those people would I could not pay them to invite me to anything now.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_00: Reality TV is like a genre like flattens everything where it's like, you know, people think that Project Runway and Drag Race and like 90-day fiance, they're all the same type of thing, but it's like you're an artist, you know?
1:03:48
SPEAKER_00: Like you're an artist with a deep level of ability and craft and like labor going into like what you're doing.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_00: The show makes it look like entertainment, but it's like you're and it's drag race is similar because like the amount of time and energy it takes to like put together the look, you know, it's it's it's uh it's a little unfair that like sometimes it all just kind of gets rounded down.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_02: It's called reality television.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_02: Because you have blown away for glass blowers, you have the ceramic one, the you know, British baking show, kids' cookie jobs in education, yeah.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_02: I wish.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure you're not cupcake wars.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_03: I always wanted the guys.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_00: I wanted that job because he was like that's the same thing where it's like you know, I feel like all those bakers and like people who like won the first cooking competition, it's like where do you like you you win and like you're the winner?
1:04:35
SPEAKER_00: It's like then what do you do after that?
1:04:37
SPEAKER_00: Like you try to you buy a restaurant like if you can, yeah, you milk.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_03: Then you go back go to Duncan.
1:04:44
SPEAKER_03: I mean, that's where I work.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_00: Um anyway, should we transition into playing a round of uh Well, my fucking uh diva's on a cliff.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say Nina, Tim, Heidi, or Michael.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_03: Diva, diva, diva.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_00: What do I do?
1:05:01
SPEAKER_00: They're all on a cliff.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_00: You got you can only save one.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's Project Runway themed.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_02: Nina, Tim, Heidi.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna start with Nina, no.
1:05:09
SPEAKER_02: And Michael Course.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna push probably Heidi off.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:05:16
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_03: Finger by finger?
1:05:17
SPEAKER_03: Any weird torture?
1:05:18
SPEAKER_03: No, just like I'm sorry, but now I have to do that.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_03: She's out.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:05:21
SPEAKER_03: She's out.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_02: Off Fita Zane.
1:05:23
SPEAKER_02: Offita Zane.
1:05:25
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
1:05:25
SPEAKER_02: You got the last word, didn't you?
1:05:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_02: I did, because I never heard it.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_02: So, and that's true.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_02: And then the next one, probably Tim Gunn.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
1:05:35
SPEAKER_02: Um, and then I think Michael Kors is so funny.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_00: I like his super cut of like all the things he says are actually that's hilarious.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_00: So funny.
1:05:45
SPEAKER_02: And people, people can't do that now on TV.
1:05:47
SPEAKER_02: No one wants to be mean, you know, like some things are ugly.
1:05:50
SPEAKER_02: Like, it's okay.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_02: He's like, it looks like a gypsy wrapped in toilet paper.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_02: In a big diaper.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_02: I saw him at a share concert in Philadelphia years after.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_02: That and I was walking up to Will Call and he goes, Hi Jay.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_02: And I was just like, Hi Michael, how's it going?
1:06:07
SPEAKER_02: As he put a wristband on you.
1:06:09
SPEAKER_02: So I wish.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_02: I just was so surprised that he even remembered.
1:06:14
SPEAKER_00: That's a perfect you could possibly hope for better.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_00: Hi Jay.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_00: Hi, Jay.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_03: Well, I had a side question.
1:06:19
SPEAKER_03: Heidi was okay.
1:06:20
SPEAKER_03: What's the side question?
1:06:21
SPEAKER_03: Were you annoyed when Santino became a was a judge on drag race?
1:06:25
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I wish I it was me.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_02: Should be for him.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_02: But yeah.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_02: But the question now is like, where's Santino?
1:06:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, where's Santino?
1:06:32
SPEAKER_00: Well, he's our next guest, actually.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_02: Santino, I loved your work.
1:06:37
SPEAKER_02: No girl.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:06:38
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_00: I don't think so.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_00: I don't think so.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_02: And then I would push off Michael Kors.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_02: And then I'd I Nina is incredible.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_02: Really?
1:06:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_02: She like remembers your name, looks you in the eye when she talks to you.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_02: She's a she's an I thought was an awesome judge.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_02: That's great.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_02: Solid person.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_02: Looks great still.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_02: That's important.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_00: That is important.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_00: And sort of like a real.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_00: I guess Michael Kors is like a real, like they all have a place.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they all have a place.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, actually, like Michael Kors collection, like Gina likes it.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_02: It's fears.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_02: It's like it's aspirational.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_02: You're like, oh my God, I'm such a trashy whore.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_02: I want to do that.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_02: You could be Italian liking that.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
1:07:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's classic.
1:07:20
SPEAKER_03: I feel like Express like rips off Michael Kors collection.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_03: Like that.
1:07:25
SPEAKER_02: And the amount of money he has made.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_02: From the bags alone.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:07:29
SPEAKER_00: Cheese Louise.
1:07:30
SPEAKER_00: I mean, is he a billionaire?
1:07:32
SPEAKER_02: Probably.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_00: Hi Jay.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_02: Hi Jay.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_02: I was just like, because in those moments, I'm just a regular person, you know?
1:07:40
SPEAKER_02: Like in those moments, I'm thinking, oh my God, like fucking Michael Kors, who's in the outlet.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:07:46
SPEAKER_02: As in like outlet malls, has a store, knows my name.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_02: Like when I was in an elevator and Chloe Seveny said, hello, Jay.
1:07:53
SPEAKER_02: I was like crazy.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_00: She was like, hi, Jay.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_02: Hi, Jay.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_03: Or Sarah Jessica Parker.
1:07:58
SPEAKER_01: She's like, oh my God, I can't believe I'm going to be able to do it.
1:08:00
SPEAKER_03: Chloeven's running the elevator.
1:08:01
SPEAKER_03: She's like, hi, Jay.
1:08:02
SPEAKER_03: I wish.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_03: Floor 14.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_02: She's like, don't you hate elevators?
1:08:07
SPEAKER_02: And I do have a fear of elevators.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_02: Steph can attest to this.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_00: We got the word from Steph.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_00: Kors is a billionaire.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_00: One bit, one bill.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_00: Who's who has more money?
1:08:16
SPEAKER_00: Uh Jessica Simpson or Michael Kors?
1:08:19
unknown: It's not good.
1:08:19
unknown: 200 million.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_01: What?
1:08:23
SPEAKER_01: No, that's not right.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_01: She was a billionaire, but I think now.
1:08:26
SPEAKER_01: She's lost the m- She's lost it all.
1:08:28
SPEAKER_01: $800 million.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_01: She spent it.
1:08:31
SPEAKER_01: That's pathetic.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_00: That says it's$200 million.
1:08:33
SPEAKER_00: What about her benefits?
1:08:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, we're going to be.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_03: We're talking liquid assets.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_03: We're talking pumps.
1:08:38
unknown: $200 mil.
1:08:40
SPEAKER_03: Well, her company.
1:08:41
SPEAKER_03: It was B for billion.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_03: At one point it was a billion.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_00: It was.
1:08:44
SPEAKER_00: Should we do a round of uh divas on a cliff that's like boxers, briefs, thongs, and jocks or something?
1:08:51
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:08:52
SPEAKER_00: Boxers.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_00: Boxers, briefs, briefs, thongs, jocks, and jocks straps.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_00: And boxer briefs.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_02: Well, well.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_02: I can do I can rank them all.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_00: There can be five divas.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_00: Well, okay, so then boxers, briefs, boxer briefs, thongs, and jock straps.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_02: The first one to go are jock straps.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_02: I think they are so silly.
1:09:13
SPEAKER_02: I don't like a jock strap.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_02: Are you guys playing too?
1:09:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_03: I think we should say what our thing is.
1:09:20
SPEAKER_00: But I think I agree with that.
1:09:21
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I think.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_03: I think I like Heidi.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_03: I don't know them like you, obviously, so my my order doesn't count or matter.
1:09:27
SPEAKER_03: But I do know Heidi.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_03: I thought she was really nice.
1:09:29
SPEAKER_03: I met her once.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_03: She's gorgeous and perfect.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_03: So gorgeous and personal.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_03: She's got a lot of things.
1:09:34
SPEAKER_03: And was very sweet to me.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_03: I was um working as a director's assistant, so I did everything.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_03: This is right out of college.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_03: And it was Doug Keeve.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_03: Maybe you heard the name.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_03: He did Unzipped.
1:09:44
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_03: He used to date Isaac Misrahi, the fashion documentary.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_03: I forgot all fashion.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_03: It is the best.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_03: People say that, but he yeah.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_03: It really is the best.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_03: It is, it's a good one.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_03: I'll say that.
1:09:55
SPEAKER_03: It's a great one.
1:09:56
SPEAKER_03: It's a great one.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_03: It is.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_03: It is.
1:09:58
SPEAKER_03: It is.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_03: We literally should actually love to see that.
1:10:01
SPEAKER_03: That would be amazing.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_03: Because it's so good.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_03: He'd come on.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_03: Um, Doug Keefe, if you're out there, come home, baby.
1:10:09
SPEAKER_04: Come to the shower.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_03: I sort of was working for him when he was trying to like revamp his career.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_03: He was just like, I'm only known for unzipped.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_03: I want to do more.
1:10:15
SPEAKER_03: Like, or what do I do next?
1:10:17
SPEAKER_03: Because he like was literally only known for that.
1:10:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_03: Which is fine, whatever.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_03: But so he was just doing a bunch of shit.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_03: And one.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_02: What does he do now?
1:10:23
SPEAKER_02: I haven't I haven't seen him in Duncan 12 yet.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's a Dunkin' too.
1:10:25
SPEAKER_02: He's like, Would you like the free refresher?
1:10:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:10:28
SPEAKER_02: Have you tried our Spark Energy drinks?
1:10:30
SPEAKER_02: I'm Doug Keeve.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_02: I made up a crisp.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_03: What?
1:10:33
SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
1:10:33
SPEAKER_03: I gotta get to work.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_03: Order up.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_03: He was randomly friends with Heidi Klum, kind of.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_03: Uh and her management, whatever.
1:10:39
SPEAKER_03: That's probably the actual story.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_03: And uh she was doing something for Swarovski and Art Basil.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_03: So she was being cast in like whatever to make a mold of her own body or whatever.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_03: So I was there doing sound because Doug was just like, let's film everything.
1:10:52
SPEAKER_03: Cause like we're making his content.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_03: And she was like in such good spirits, so sweet to everyone.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_03: It was a small, small crew.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_03: She was naked, and I was sort of like strange to like, I don't know, like see a supermodel like immediately like pubic here.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh, for real?
1:11:08
SPEAKER_03: A tasteful little landing strip.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_03: Landing strip baked.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I mean, sorry.
1:11:12
SPEAKER_03: She's a foreigner, so a landing strip makes sense.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_00: It's Euro, yeah.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:15
SPEAKER_03: Is landing strip just like the a little tasteful um like ace of spades?
1:11:19
SPEAKER_00: Mercury.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh, so it was tapered?
1:11:21
SPEAKER_00: No, a triangle.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_00: No, it was a little landing strip is like it's like a rectangle.
1:11:25
SPEAKER_00: It's like vertical.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_03: Wait, sometimes woman pubes like vortex into like a line.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_03: True, true, true.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_03: A zipper.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_03: And then others just push it.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_02: It would be so funny if like they vagazel just like the zipper pull at the top of that line.
1:11:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_00: Vajazling is back.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_00: It probably exists.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_00: Vajazling is back for 2024.
1:11:45
SPEAKER_02: I want to be unzipped.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_02: Doug Keeve could put out a line of fucking zipper pull pussy zips.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_02: Unzipped.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_02: 2024.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_02: Get him on TikTok.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_03: That sucks.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_03: Doug's out there.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_03: Doug Keeve on TikTok.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_03: It's like, where are we?
1:11:59
SPEAKER_03: Um, but anyway, so hiding your body.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_03: I was getting cast in fucking literal plaster and was like, they were like, it's really sometimes you can get lightheaded.
1:12:07
SPEAKER_03: She's like, no, all good.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_03: And then all of a sudden she was like, take it off, take it off, take it off.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_03: And then she, I was like, is she gonna pass out?
1:12:12
SPEAKER_03: And then I was like, am I gonna have to catch Heidi Klum?
1:12:15
SPEAKER_03: I'm holding a boom, which is like me doing sound as lol.
1:12:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, truly, truly.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, For real?
1:12:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm a little bisexual, so it was kind of like.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_03: Wait, she passed out in your arms?
1:12:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she passed out of my arms.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_03: I like saved her falling body.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_03: And she's like, Why are you kissing me?
1:12:32
SPEAKER_03: And did I get I got nothing but the kiss goodbye, thank you, which is fine.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_03: What did you want?
1:12:37
SPEAKER_03: A check?
1:12:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_00: I wanted 10k for saving your life.
1:12:41
SPEAKER_03: I want a check.
1:12:42
SPEAKER_03: Don't even think I'm serious.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_03: Uh that's a big story.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_02: What did you want?
1:12:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you thank you saved my life.
1:12:50
SPEAKER_01: $8,000.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_02: You're in.
1:12:53
SPEAKER_03: You're in.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_03: Olympus Fashion Week.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're in.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_03: That's a great story.
1:12:57
SPEAKER_03: It is.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_03: I caught Naked Heidi Clue.
1:12:59
SPEAKER_00: In my mind, she was painted gold for some reason.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_00: I thought it was like gold leaf.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:13:05
SPEAKER_00: She was dying.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: I saw it.
1:13:08
SPEAKER_00: Because it was like hard plastic.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_00: I didn't realize it was like full plaster cast.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's crazy.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_00: Because that's not easy to get off.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_03: Nor to catch.
1:13:17
unknown: I got it.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_02: She's not a bad person.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_02: I just want everyone to know.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_02: She's a bad person.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh, not a bad person.
1:13:23
SPEAKER_03: Like you heard it here.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_03: She's a bad person.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no, no.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_03: She was very nice because for all she knew, I was just a PA.
1:13:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:13:29
SPEAKER_03: Then I was doing the sound and then I was saving her life.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_03: So and then saving her life.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_03: What's that?
1:13:36
SPEAKER_03: This was CP.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_00: Holding her nose.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, CPR.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_01: In my mind, I was like, what are you doing with a straw into Heidi Clum's cocktail belt?
1:13:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:13:45
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, you know, CPR.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_03: He blew her to life.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_03: I blew her to life.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_03: That's my Heidi Clube, sorry.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_03: But she was very nice.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_02: That's a great story.
1:13:52
SPEAKER_02: She's gorgeous in person.
1:13:53
SPEAKER_02: Gorgeous.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_03: And she's got an uh an exposed pussy.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_00: You can't say that.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_00: Why?
1:13:59
SPEAKER_00: In the in the in the like the Jay McCarroll, like, you know, like comeback episode, we can't talk about Heidi Clube's exposed pussy.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_02: All day long.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_02: NBA has worn out, honey.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_02: It has not.
1:14:12
SPEAKER_02: It was exposed pussy.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_03: I always am like, girls either have like a barbie crotch where it's hidden and you it's gone or exposed.
1:14:19
SPEAKER_02: Is that true?
1:14:20
SPEAKER_02: I think I feel like they're all up in the front.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_02: There's all kinds of things.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_03: My ex-girlfriend from a while back had a very much barbie crotch.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_03: So when you would stare at-lirfriend you dated?
1:14:32
SPEAKER_03: Dated for 10 years.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:33
SPEAKER_03: What?
1:14:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_03: I'm still moderately to severely bisexual.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_00: Moderate to severe bisexuality.
1:14:39
SPEAKER_03: People get confused.
1:14:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, oh we we were lesbians.
1:14:41
SPEAKER_03: Like, or you know what I mean?
1:14:42
SPEAKER_03: They're like, yeah, no, but um, I am a little bisexual sexual.
1:14:46
SPEAKER_03: I mean, so I yeah.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_03: Do you like um do you like just cisc women?
1:14:54
SPEAKER_03: Or do you like I'm open, I'm pretty pan, but um, anyways, Barbie Crouch, Sarah had a Barbie Crouch.
1:14:59
SPEAKER_03: If you stared at her, you wouldn't see anything.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_03: It was Barbie.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_03: But Heidi was exposed.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_03: So Barbie exposed.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_03: Heidi, Sarah.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_03: Heidi, Sarah.
1:15:07
SPEAKER_02: If she only knew.
1:15:08
SPEAKER_02: Heidi, listen, he wanted an$8,000 check.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so boxers, briefs, boxer briefs, thongs, and jocks.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_00: You said jocks are going first off the cliff.
1:15:19
SPEAKER_02: Do you want to do everybody's fifth place, then fourth place, and then we'll all review our first one?
1:15:23
SPEAKER_02: Who's going first?
1:15:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:15:24
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I think I agree.
1:15:25
SPEAKER_00: I think jocks are sort of, I mean, they're I think they look good in photos, but whenever you wear one, it's sort of like, what the f what is going on down here?
1:15:33
SPEAKER_02: It's like I think they're silly.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_02: And I don't think I could ever, now that I've broken up with my partner, if I couldn't be with someone who owned one.
1:15:41
SPEAKER_02: Owned owned?
1:15:43
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I have a lot of fun.
1:15:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't want them to even have one.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_02: I like that.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_02: I just think it's gross.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's pretty gross.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't think it's a lot of fun.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_03: Because it's also it doesn't lift the ass enough to like make it that cool.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_03: And the front, it kind of squashes the front.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I've never worked.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_02: I had to wear one when I played like little league.
1:15:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:15:59
SPEAKER_02: And I I thought it was so silly then with a cup.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_02: And you know these faggots are not athletic.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_02: They just go to the gym.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_02: They're not ever wearing it for its purpose.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_02: They're uncomfortable to me.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_02: Number five.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_02: Number four.
1:16:12
SPEAKER_00: I think boxer briefs for me, actually.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_00: Probably the same.
1:16:15
SPEAKER_02: I'm also boxer briefs.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_02: I think they're silly.
1:16:18
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_02: Because you know what I hate?
1:16:21
SPEAKER_02: And watch this.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_02: If you see guys that work in finance, they wear those, they wear like khakis and pants.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_02: And you see the fucking scene.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_00: And you see the long boxer briefs.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_02: You see lower than.
1:16:32
SPEAKER_02: Wow, that's insane.
1:16:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:34
SPEAKER_02: It's like what Mormons wear.
1:16:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_02: Long boxer briefs.
1:16:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:16:37
SPEAKER_03: That's fruit of the loom.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_02: I want to walk a fruit of the loom.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_02: No boundaries.
1:16:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, who cares?
1:16:41
SPEAKER_03: I want to close the show for Fruit of the Loom.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:44
SPEAKER_02: You should just do it this year.
1:16:45
SPEAKER_02: Dear Fruit of the Loom.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_02: I know.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_01: They don't even have a show.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_01: They have a show.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_01: But they would have a show.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_02: They have a podcast.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:16:52
SPEAKER_02: Oh, like a podcast show?
1:16:54
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:16:54
SPEAKER_02: I thought it meant like a fashion show.
1:16:57
SPEAKER_03: Both.
1:16:57
SPEAKER_02: I think thongs are iconic, but I think.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_02: Was thongs part of the option?
1:17:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that is definitely glass.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry.
1:17:04
SPEAKER_02: You think thongs are last?
1:17:06
SPEAKER_00: Jocks are blast for me.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_00: Thongs are thongs.
1:17:09
SPEAKER_00: Because I think there's a there's a time and a place for a thong.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_00: I think it I think there's a time and a place for a thong.
1:17:14
SPEAKER_01: For a man?
1:17:15
SPEAKER_01: Where?
1:17:17
SPEAKER_01: A man thong?
1:17:17
SPEAKER_00: The Tony Awards?
1:17:19
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:17:19
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_00: And that's exactly right.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_00: Where do you wear that?
1:17:22
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_00: I think it, but I think a thong is sexier on a guy than a than a jock is.
1:17:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_02: If someone came to the bed wearing a thong and be like with like bad bunny playing in the background, I'd be like, get out of my house.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_02: You're so gross.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_02: Hit it.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_02: I hate you.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_02: Leave.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, big G string.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_02: You think I'm sexy, Jay?
1:17:46
SPEAKER_00: No, I do not.
1:17:46
SPEAKER_00: I don't need a thong.
1:17:48
SPEAKER_00: I I might need a thong.
1:17:49
SPEAKER_00: I'd like to wear it.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_00: Do you need a thong?
1:17:51
SPEAKER_00: I might no.
1:17:51
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I own one.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_00: I own I own a thong.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_00: I have a nice Calvin thong that's actually kind of like um geometric.
1:17:58
SPEAKER_00: I can't explain it.
1:17:58
SPEAKER_00: It's like interesting.
1:17:59
SPEAKER_00: But not a T back G string.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_03: It's like a 90 lady's thong.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_00: No, it's like a Y back.
1:18:03
SPEAKER_02: It's like what color is it?
1:18:06
SPEAKER_02: It's black.
1:18:07
SPEAKER_02: Oh, black.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:18:08
SPEAKER_00: I wear, I mean, it's a costume.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_00: I think that's why I like it.
1:18:10
SPEAKER_00: Because it's a costume.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_00: It's like you're not wearing drag.
1:18:13
SPEAKER_00: I'm not wearing it uh for any sort of like actual purpose other than just like titillation and like uh entertainment.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_00: I think yeah, I think we can cut the line brief brief wins.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_00: Brief wins for wins.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_00: One calls.
1:18:25
SPEAKER_00: We're all tighty whities.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_00: Boxers just take me because they're horny.
1:18:27
SPEAKER_03: Tidy whiteies, but make them Calvin Black.
1:18:29
SPEAKER_02: I like yeah, that's why I wear black Calvin Pine.
1:18:31
SPEAKER_02: And I love the idea of boxers because of the kind of men that wear them.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:18:36
SPEAKER_02: They have boats, they have Hamptons houses, they have a mother named Bunny or like they've got guns and mine being so free.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_02: I can't with my ball sticking to my leg.
1:18:49
SPEAKER_00: I I got boxers like in the last like couple years because I was like, I'm I'm living the fantasy.
1:18:53
SPEAKER_00: And you wear those?
1:18:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, every once in a while.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_00: I was wearing them the other day because I was it was laundry day.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_03: I was like, whoa, laundry day somewhere.
1:18:59
unknown: Yeah.
1:18:59
SPEAKER_00: Because like, but you normally wear briefs.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_03: But when we're in why are you in boxers?
1:19:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, briefs is my preference.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_02: I like briefs at home.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_02: I wear them to bed because it's yeah, breathable.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_03: But I kind of sleep naked sometimes.
1:19:10
SPEAKER_03: You do?
1:19:11
SPEAKER_03: I used to yeah, I go back and forth.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_03: It's either only briefs or naked.
1:19:14
SPEAKER_00: I slept naked all of college and then stopped, and now I'm kind of getting back into it a little bit.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_03: It's not that.
1:19:19
SPEAKER_00: I live alone.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_02: I don't I I also hate waking up to like feeling like my wiener is gonna break off from Morning Wood and I'm laying on it because of the colour.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_02: Well, congrats.
1:19:28
SPEAKER_02: 50.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_02: That's amazing.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_02: My secret is that I'm a lush.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_02: Full hydration.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_02: It's Apple.
1:19:39
SPEAKER_02: It's um Doug Heaves, it's Unzips, it's Heidi Clum's, it's Ms.
1:19:43
SPEAKER_02: Rah Hipper.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_02: You just get 900 DVDs of unzips sent to your house.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_02: Hi, Jay.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_01: Like all the things.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_01: Hi, Jay.
1:19:51
SPEAKER_01: So briefs win.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, briefs.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_01: I love briefs.
1:19:53
SPEAKER_02: I think they're sexy.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_02: I would let someone in my home who wore briefs agreed.
1:19:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:19:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:19:58
SPEAKER_02: And they can also.
1:19:59
SPEAKER_03: I like a tidy whitty.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_03: I love your briefs.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_02: I love tidy whitey.
1:20:02
SPEAKER_03: I know.
1:20:02
SPEAKER_03: We went through a phase where we liked like a good old tri-pack of like white underwear.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_03: But in my mid-30s, I'm kind of like grossed out by my own.
1:20:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm just like, maybe not wear white underwear.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_02: Um, when I first started working in wardrobe in um TV, I asked someone, you know, their inside scoop.
1:20:18
SPEAKER_02: And they told me that they had dressed Brad Pitt and that he had skid marks.
1:20:24
SPEAKER_02: So it happens to even the most gorgeous people.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_03: That makes so much being roasted recently because it's thermos.
1:20:31
SPEAKER_03: You know, they're all changed.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_03: These kids hate them and they're all changing their name.
1:20:34
SPEAKER_03: They're like, they're dropping the pit.
1:20:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:20:36
SPEAKER_03: So it's so funny that like his ass.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_02: And yeah, by the way, yes, skid marks.
1:20:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_02: Um, what is this next group?
1:20:42
SPEAKER_02: Um drag race seasons.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_00: What seasons do you want to do?
1:20:45
SPEAKER_02: Do we go in order or do you two no two to two to six, two to six, two to six?
1:20:49
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:20:50
SPEAKER_02: For me, I'm gonna put Jinx last.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_02: Season five.
1:20:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:20:54
SPEAKER_00: But season five was Alaska.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_00: It was detox, it was Roxy.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a it's a really good season.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_03: I didn't like Jinx.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm pushing I'm in the minority.
1:21:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we didn't at the time.
1:21:04
SPEAKER_03: Like now I've grown to love her, but now I like her.
1:21:06
SPEAKER_03: At the time, we really wanted Alaska to win.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, I love that whole group.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that whole group is great.
1:21:10
SPEAKER_03: I would send six off first.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_02: Who's on six?
1:21:13
SPEAKER_00: Six was Bianca, Laganja, Adore, uh, Darien Lake.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I agree.
1:21:18
SPEAKER_00: Bendel Kram.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:21:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_00: Six can six.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_00: But I like all those girls.
1:21:21
SPEAKER_00: I love all those girls, but the season itself can be yeah.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_00: Pushed.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_00: Six is gone first.
1:21:27
SPEAKER_00: First.
1:21:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:21:28
SPEAKER_00: Four next for me.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_00: I think I would push five over four.
1:21:31
SPEAKER_00: Really?
1:21:31
SPEAKER_00: Because I think four everyone always says like season three was this was the season that codified the show.
1:21:35
SPEAKER_03: I I think four.
1:21:37
SPEAKER_03: I think it was four was one that really blocked it all in.
1:21:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:21:40
SPEAKER_03: I prefer five for some reason.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I love five is better.
1:21:42
SPEAKER_03: Cher's problematic now, but at the time I thought she was cool and one, and like oh, she was incredible.
1:21:46
SPEAKER_03: She blew up like more than like anyone ever thought.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_03: Like someone like a winner from that show.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_02: Because she was also so many different things.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_02: Like she wasn't one.
1:21:55
SPEAKER_02: She was creepy, she was glamorous, she was like, she was rough, she was camp, she was really good.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_02: All of those things.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and then I think that's why she got weird, because like too much fame too quick or something.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
1:22:06
SPEAKER_03: She was for a second.
1:22:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_03: But she got four off for me.
1:22:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna take off two next.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_02: Just because I thought Tyra Sanchez was just like who else is on two?
1:22:18
SPEAKER_00: Raven.
1:22:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh Raven.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_00: Take out two.
1:22:20
SPEAKER_00: Um uh what's her name?
1:22:22
SPEAKER_00: Uh no.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_00: Tatiana.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_00: Tatiana.
1:22:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:22:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm actually gonna put two off first.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_02: Fifth.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_02: And then I'm gonna do six.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_02: Two, six.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_00: I think I would I think I would still do six over two.
1:22:37
SPEAKER_00: I uh to me there's something like true about two.
1:22:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:22:42
SPEAKER_03: I like that they all like were it was super cross-dressery in a fun way.
1:22:45
SPEAKER_03: Like they all had handbags, it was like mall vibes.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
1:22:48
SPEAKER_02: I'd still put them out on the street, too.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they did.
1:22:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, go talk to them.
1:22:51
SPEAKER_02: Daytime, yeah.
1:22:53
SPEAKER_03: Cut to me with the bacon hat.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:22:55
SPEAKER_03: From the selling cherry pie, I wish.
1:22:58
SPEAKER_03: Um I would send off I said, I said six, four, maybe two, five.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_03: I would save three.
1:23:06
SPEAKER_02: You save three is your main.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_02: Three is my main one.
1:23:09
SPEAKER_02: Really?
1:23:10
SPEAKER_02: Because I love Raja.
1:23:11
SPEAKER_02: I love that just that season.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:23:13
SPEAKER_02: Who else was on?
1:23:14
SPEAKER_02: Manila was runner up.
1:23:15
SPEAKER_02: Oh, what?
1:23:16
SPEAKER_00: Raja, Manila, Delta.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love Delta.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_00: Do you watch Delta's show?
1:23:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh, but Delta is is the one.
1:23:22
SPEAKER_02: You should have Delta on this show.
1:23:23
SPEAKER_02: We wish.
1:23:24
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that would be.
1:23:26
SPEAKER_00: I mean, Delta is like goat the blueprint.
1:23:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_00: Hit the goat button.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:23:31
SPEAKER_01: Love her show.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_03: Pull the goat tail.
1:23:33
SPEAKER_03: No, she is great.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_03: She and and didn't do well on our season, but still like is canon.
1:23:38
SPEAKER_03: Love her.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:23:39
SPEAKER_03: So we're all what season are you?
1:23:41
SPEAKER_03: Oh, three, three.
1:23:42
SPEAKER_03: Three.
1:23:42
SPEAKER_03: I think I I guess I would do three.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:23:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_00: Mean it's between actually two two and three.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_02: When was it the booger season?
1:23:48
SPEAKER_00: That's three.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_03: Three.
1:23:50
SPEAKER_03: Three was like they were mean.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_03: I missed that era.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_03: I feel like they were so mean.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_00: They were so mean.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_00: I feel like two was a little bit more like formulaic.
1:23:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_00: I'll say three.
1:23:59
SPEAKER_00: I'll say three.
1:24:00
SPEAKER_00: All right.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_00: We all agree.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_00: We all agree.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_00: Bring back three.
1:24:03
SPEAKER_00: Bring back three.
1:24:05
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm getting caught.
1:24:06
SPEAKER_02: I know, right?
1:24:06
SPEAKER_02: Should we take a fucking sheet, baby?
1:24:08
SPEAKER_02: Take a little break?
1:24:09
SPEAKER_02: No, I think it passes.
1:24:10
SPEAKER_02: Let's love and love and make a wish, everybody.
1:24:12
SPEAKER_02: Say it into your hand and then blow it out.
1:24:17
SPEAKER_02: You looked gorgeous this then.
1:24:20
SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
1:24:21
SPEAKER_02: Tina is gorgeous.
1:24:23
SPEAKER_00: Let's take a break and then we'll and we'll come back and do and do counterpunt and then end it.
1:24:26
SPEAKER_00: I know we've been going forever, but we gotta get we gotta we'll cut it down.
1:24:29
SPEAKER_02: We've only been here for 16 hours.
1:24:31
SPEAKER_00: 16 and a half hours, and you still we'll send you another five-kind game.
1:24:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:24:34
SPEAKER_03: I know I'm off today because like every my whole everything crumbled.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_03: Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
1:24:40
unknown: Okay.
1:24:47
SPEAKER_00: And we're back uh for a final segment, a round of counter punt and some final country thoughts.
1:24:53
SPEAKER_02: We're not gonna play that that one game.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that I think might be problematic for me.
1:24:58
SPEAKER_02: I just don't want to piss off the intersex community.
1:25:01
SPEAKER_02: Which we do every day.
1:25:03
SPEAKER_03: Okay, fan of the pod.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:25:06
SPEAKER_02: Fan of the pod.
1:25:07
SPEAKER_02: Which is stats.
1:25:09
SPEAKER_03: Stad.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_02: Fan of stat.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't want to piss off the intersex community like Stad.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, uh uh Contra Punt.
1:25:18
SPEAKER_00: I I had I I have I have something to start it off.
1:25:22
SPEAKER_00: Um I was walking by a car and it had t-shirts stretched over the front seats as like a seat cover.
1:25:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, which like I think that is fucking punt and disgusting.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_00: But I was like, oh, like uh beaded seat covers, like in a car, like any kind of any kind of seat cover in a car, contra punt.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_02: Punt.
1:25:41
SPEAKER_02: Punt.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_02: But the the t-shirts are alarming.
1:25:44
SPEAKER_03: Like when you come around the corner, you're like, oh my god, because it's like that's a torso.
1:25:48
SPEAKER_03: That's a torso.
1:25:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the jerseys without a head.
1:25:51
SPEAKER_03: Why is did that start?
1:25:52
SPEAKER_03: I I think to protect the seat.
1:25:54
SPEAKER_00: I know, but like why go t-shirt with that?
1:25:56
SPEAKER_00: Just because like it's fabric.
1:25:58
SPEAKER_00: I think it's like somebody saw a t-shirt they loved so much, they're like, I gotta put this in my miniature.
1:26:03
SPEAKER_04: You know, some guy's like, oh god, when I come home from work, I got all this grease all over my goddamn uniform.
1:26:08
SPEAKER_04: I think what the fuck can I put over the seat?
1:26:09
SPEAKER_04: Ah, here, put this fucking t-shirt over.
1:26:11
SPEAKER_04: I think you're right.
1:26:12
SPEAKER_03: Or someone's like, I wish I could dress you, but it's like them talking to their seat.
1:26:16
SPEAKER_03: To their captain's chair.
1:26:18
SPEAKER_03: Like the on my strange addiction, the guy who has a relationship.
1:26:20
SPEAKER_03: That's how it started.
1:26:22
SPEAKER_02: He's like, Yes, it's his car.
1:26:24
SPEAKER_00: Well, that I mean, I didn't I didn't realize uh your addiction could could go to your attraction.
1:26:30
SPEAKER_00: I thought it was just about like eating your car.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_02: It's about loving your car.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_02: No, he's in a relationship.
1:26:35
SPEAKER_02: He had to tell his father that he was gay with his car.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_00: Well, well, we well, I I think we we've had a guest, Spike, who who probably would identify as objectum sexual.
1:26:45
SPEAKER_03: He did.
1:26:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, uh, yeah.
1:26:47
SPEAKER_00: He he he's attracted to the um Wonder Wheel in uh Coney Island um and machinery in general.
1:26:54
SPEAKER_03: But I love that I forget that.
1:26:55
SPEAKER_00: But I but I feel like choosing to come out to your dad as being gay with a car, yeah, maybe feels like you're kind of maybe you're maybe you're trying to bury the lead a little bit.
1:27:05
SPEAKER_00: Where it's like dad, dad, I'm gay, but also, but it also let me distract you with with the minivan of it all.
1:27:11
SPEAKER_02: Like that's like it's probably easier, honestly, with families to say you're well, I can get down with them being into the car.
1:27:17
SPEAKER_04: She's a strong American automobile.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_04: Well, she's not a faggot.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_02: And then it's like, but dad, I'm also a faggot with the car.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_01: Wait, wait a minute! You know, my car's he him.
1:27:28
SPEAKER_02: I can barely love a human, let alone like an inanimate thing.
1:27:33
SPEAKER_02: The one I don't understand within the gay community is the puppies.
1:27:36
SPEAKER_03: And I was thinking about that also the other day, and I was like, is that just is that gay?
1:27:40
SPEAKER_03: Like, are there straight furries?
1:27:41
SPEAKER_03: That's there are there are straight fur furries.
1:27:43
SPEAKER_00: No, but putt play is not the same thing as furry.
1:27:45
SPEAKER_00: Put play is like a different thing.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
1:27:47
SPEAKER_00: But putt play is like, I get it.
1:27:48
SPEAKER_00: It's like but it's like a submissive.
1:27:50
SPEAKER_00: It's like obedience, yeah, it's submissive.
1:27:51
SPEAKER_00: It's it's like playfulness, it's like the sibliness of being kind of like, you know, whatever.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_00: Exactly, yeah.
1:27:57
SPEAKER_00: It's like you don't know any better.
1:27:58
SPEAKER_00: Now I'm gonna have to fuck you.
1:27:59
SPEAKER_00: And it's like What?
1:28:00
SPEAKER_02: It's so interesting to see them in the wild, like during Pride.
1:28:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:28:04
SPEAKER_02: And they're like sniffing each other and they're like lifting their leg on to pee and they're like being pulled on a leash.
1:28:10
SPEAKER_02: It's just like I don't get it, but their life experience is valid.
1:28:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_02: You have to like, I don't know.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
1:28:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I've been barking at Steph too.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_00: Um, any uh what what's that?
1:28:19
SPEAKER_00: Who else has got a contrapart?
1:28:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I I have one.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_02: Uh the recent trend.
1:28:23
SPEAKER_02: Can the audience please be quiet?
1:28:25
SPEAKER_02: Michael, this is the beginning of my comeback, and you're ruining it.
1:28:28
SPEAKER_02: You were on the comeback.
1:28:29
SPEAKER_03: I was like on the HBO show.
1:28:32
SPEAKER_03: Like Bubblegun to Head maybe my favorite show of all time.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_02: Michael Patrick King, who wrote the show, called me personally and asked me to be on the show.
1:28:41
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, Yeah.
1:28:44
SPEAKER_02: Then I go, I've never acted before.
1:28:46
SPEAKER_02: I'm not an actor.
1:28:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm an improv person.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_02: I'm a I'm more of a stand uh in the moment.
1:28:51
SPEAKER_02: I am not an actor, and I don't think I could ever be.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_02: But I have the spirit to probably be a very good actor.
1:28:57
SPEAKER_02: And during that trip, I met up with Megan Malale and Nick Offerman because Megan wanted me to be the style correspondent on her talk show, which lasted just a short season.
1:29:06
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, no, I'm a fashion designer.
1:29:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm not gonna go to LA and do this.
1:29:09
SPEAKER_02: Like in retrospect, like, what the fuck was I thinking?
1:29:12
SPEAKER_02: What idiot.
1:29:13
SPEAKER_02: And they were the nicest people.
1:29:15
SPEAKER_02: She was so cool, and Nick Offerman's so cool.
1:29:17
SPEAKER_02: And then I was on this fucking thing and I had a scene with Phoebe from Friends, Lisa Coudre.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_02: Insane.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_02: And they said my name on the show.
1:29:26
SPEAKER_02: That's the stuff that, like, when I think, you know, there's a couple moments.
1:29:30
SPEAKER_02: Like, I think, wow, little me, because I'm still in the same vessel that I was when I was six.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:29:35
SPEAKER_02: And when 12, and like looking like Rosie O'Donnell in high school, and having people just call me faggot every single fucking day of my life and being like, I'm never getting out of this.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_02: To look back and think that at one point in time, I was able to do all these incredible things is pretty amazing.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:29:51
SPEAKER_02: The one thing that sets really stands out for me is Heidi Klum.
1:29:53
SPEAKER_02: I made her a dress for the Emmy Awards, which she didn't wear.
1:29:56
SPEAKER_02: It was on a shit little show called Project Jay, which was on Bravo.
1:29:59
SPEAKER_02: But the funniest part of that is I watched her on Jay Leno talking about me that I made this dress that she couldn't wear because it looked like a Halloween costume and there was no way she was gonna wear it.
1:30:09
SPEAKER_02: And I couldn't even get mad because I just thought, oh my god, Heidi Klum is talking to Jay Leno about me.
1:30:18
SPEAKER_02: It was incredible, you know?
1:30:20
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_02: So that's really amazing.
1:30:23
SPEAKER_02: So I can't be mad at anything, really, if I really boil it all down.
1:30:27
SPEAKER_02: Like, if I die tomorrow, please don't let me die.
1:30:29
SPEAKER_02: I still have to have my big comeback, thermos.
1:30:32
SPEAKER_00: Um maybe your comeback and the third season of the comeback will happen at the same time.
1:30:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:30:36
SPEAKER_00: Because I we I it's always like it's so good.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_02: And it ends up.
1:30:39
SPEAKER_02: Fingers crossed it's coming.
1:30:40
SPEAKER_02: But it ended so beautifully.
1:30:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
1:30:42
SPEAKER_02: That ending.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_02: Why they didn't force the third season because Nikki died, and I agree.
1:30:46
SPEAKER_02: Nikki died in real life.
1:30:47
SPEAKER_02: That's why they didn't do it.
1:30:49
SPEAKER_02: And they shouldn't do it.
1:30:50
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:30:50
SPEAKER_02: I agree.
1:30:51
SPEAKER_02: When she leaves the award show, it's beautiful.
1:30:54
SPEAKER_02: Shot in a totally different tone.
1:30:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:30:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm having chills thinking, I'm thinking it's so good.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_00: Truly, what it's such an incredible show.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_00: It was ahead of its time both times.
1:31:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:31:02
SPEAKER_00: But somehow so like so on the money.
1:31:05
SPEAKER_00: And isn't it 10 years?
1:31:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_00: So good.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_00: And like commentary at it all.
1:31:09
SPEAKER_00: I remember seeing the ads for it when it was coming out and being like, I wasn't a I wasn't a Phoebe fan back in the day.
1:31:15
SPEAKER_00: And like I'm so so wrong.
1:31:16
SPEAKER_00: Like, what a what a true like master.
1:31:19
SPEAKER_00: Like watching Lisa Coudreau play that character.
1:31:22
SPEAKER_03: It's like so good.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_00: You are blown away.
1:31:25
SPEAKER_03: She seriously is so so incredible.
1:31:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:31:27
SPEAKER_03: I wasn't a Phoebe fan, it didn't make me laugh.
1:31:29
SPEAKER_03: It's not my quite my sense of humor, but her and Romeo and Michelle and the comeback, it's just like, and then like she trains actors.
1:31:35
SPEAKER_03: Like she's a she is a master.
1:31:36
SPEAKER_03: Rome and Michelle.
1:31:37
SPEAKER_03: And when you hear that and you like nice things, you're like Romy Michelle.
1:31:40
SPEAKER_02: Say, I'm going to Romy Michelle.
1:31:41
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Romeo Michelle.
1:31:42
SPEAKER_02: I just rewatched it a few weeks ago, and it is so Janine Garofalo.
1:31:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:31:47
SPEAKER_02: Fucking.
1:31:48
SPEAKER_02: It's so it's so good.
1:31:49
SPEAKER_02: Justin Thoreau.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_03: Like so, so, so, so good.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_03: Okay, but wait, final counter punt.
1:31:53
SPEAKER_03: Do you have cutter punt?
1:31:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I had one.
1:31:55
SPEAKER_03: I had one.
1:31:55
SPEAKER_03: It was um the the current trend of chopped sandwiches.
1:31:59
SPEAKER_03: So like a chopped sandwich.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_03: You have to explain this.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_03: You have to explain this.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_03: Not quite.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_03: It's like they're chopping the contents of a sandwich.
1:32:05
SPEAKER_03: Like the bun?
1:32:06
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:32:07
SPEAKER_03: And then they're putting it in.
1:32:09
SPEAKER_03: The butt.
1:32:10
SPEAKER_03: Oh, like a cheesesteak?
1:32:11
SPEAKER_03: You know how like butterboards became a thing?
1:32:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, things are these trends.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_03: It's like post-social media goes.
1:32:19
SPEAKER_03: Where's the bread?
1:32:20
SPEAKER_03: Is it chopped up too?
1:32:21
SPEAKER_03: They put it in the bread.
1:32:22
SPEAKER_03: They chop it up, the contents, and then they smear it into the like a bun.
1:32:26
SPEAKER_03: That's into a bun?
1:32:28
SPEAKER_03: I think this is just called like a cheesesteak.
1:32:29
SPEAKER_03: Isn't that a sandwich?
1:32:30
SPEAKER_03: I'd say yes.
1:32:32
SPEAKER_03: I don't understand.
1:32:32
SPEAKER_03: What about tuna salad?
1:32:34
SPEAKER_03: That's kind of a chopped sandwich.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_03: But okay, so they're taking tuna.
1:32:39
SPEAKER_03: They're taking lettuce, tomato, whatever, and the tuna, and they're chopping it all up into like the same consistent on.
1:32:47
SPEAKER_03: That's disgusting.
1:32:48
SPEAKER_03: It's kind of disgusting.
1:32:49
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna say cunt.
1:32:51
SPEAKER_03: I would say cunt to some things, like an Italian grinder, would be like something that you could be so.
1:32:57
SPEAKER_03: But then recently I spoke.
1:32:58
SPEAKER_00: Spoon it onto like your little plate and eat just like the chopping.
1:33:01
SPEAKER_00: You put it in a bun.
1:33:02
SPEAKER_00: You put it in a bun.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like a sandwich.
1:33:04
SPEAKER_02: Is it chopped?
1:33:04
SPEAKER_02: But that's a sandwich.
1:33:06
SPEAKER_03: But it's chopped.
1:33:06
SPEAKER_02: But it's chopped.
1:33:07
SPEAKER_02: Like you wouldn't have a ham and cheese that was all chopped together.
1:33:09
SPEAKER_02: But they're doing it.
1:33:10
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, well, they are.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_03: They're like adding mayo, chopping it, and then like putting it on.
1:33:15
SPEAKER_03: That's maybe.
1:33:15
SPEAKER_03: That's where it's getting really punked for me because I saw someone do it recently with like a beautiful sandwich of like uh prosciutto mozzarella, like Aruba.
1:33:26
SPEAKER_03: Perjut, yeah.
1:33:27
SPEAKER_03: No, that's Italian American.
1:33:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
1:33:28
SPEAKER_03: That's granted for you.
1:33:30
SPEAKER_03: Um can I have that nail?
1:33:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, actually.
1:33:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, you popped one.
1:33:34
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, she's all coming off.
1:33:36
SPEAKER_02: I told Denise, I said, listen.
1:33:38
SPEAKER_02: That's all this.
1:33:39
SPEAKER_03: Then kids shut the fuck up.
1:33:41
SPEAKER_03: Just fucking.
1:33:42
SPEAKER_03: You're a completely different person.
1:33:47
SPEAKER_01: And your album's coming out.
1:33:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:33:49
SPEAKER_03: What's my album called?
1:33:51
SPEAKER_03: Oh, Women Within.
1:33:52
SPEAKER_03: Wait, they chopped up Prijou and Mozzarella and all that shit.
1:33:54
SPEAKER_02: And it's like, TikTok's like, we have an incredible idea.
1:33:57
SPEAKER_02: It's like bread and then like peanut butter, and then like this like jam type thing, and then bread again.
1:34:03
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
1:34:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:34:04
SPEAKER_02: It's peanut butter and jelly.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_00: Um, well, should we have any uh any final, any final cunty thoughts?
1:34:12
SPEAKER_00: Any final cunty thoughts?
1:34:15
SPEAKER_00: Steps any any final cunty thoughts?
1:34:18
SPEAKER_00: Okay, how this is so her.
1:34:20
SPEAKER_00: This is so I can't believe she's just scanning.
1:34:25
SPEAKER_00: I can't believe she's doing this.
1:34:26
SPEAKER_00: But I but I but I think there's a final, I think there's a final cunty thought.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh, what's this?
1:34:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh, what's getting flown in?
1:34:33
SPEAKER_00: Bring them on.
1:34:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
1:34:37
SPEAKER_00: It's a top champion.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_01: Happy morning.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_00: No, it's for me.
1:34:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it is.
1:34:49
SPEAKER_01: Michael, get in here.
1:34:51
SPEAKER_01: You're getting married to it.
1:34:52
SPEAKER_01: You have to go.
1:34:53
SPEAKER_00: Of course I thought it was stay.
1:34:54
SPEAKER_00: No, I would, I can this is stakecool.org.
1:34:57
SPEAKER_00: I conscripted her into my scheme.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_00: I said, Stella, help me get these uh bottles popped.
1:35:04
SPEAKER_00: And she waited around the entire time.
1:35:05
SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Stella.
1:35:06
SPEAKER_00: These are to celebrate a beautiful season, uh, to celebrate a beautiful drag queen.
1:35:11
SPEAKER_00: Uh and a beautiful cage.
1:35:13
SPEAKER_00: Uh to the big cutie couch.
1:35:15
SPEAKER_00: That's a wrap up.
1:35:18
SPEAKER_03: To the big cutie couch.
1:35:19
SPEAKER_03: Please wiggle.
1:35:20
SPEAKER_03: Take a soon.
1:35:24
SPEAKER_03: Don't make me like there it is.
1:35:29
SPEAKER_02: There it goes.
1:35:32
SPEAKER_00: Anyway, uh, we won't see you next Tuesday, but we'll see ya next season.
1:35:37
SPEAKER_00: Bye.