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YO! It's Friday Eve! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.2.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. I saw this headline here. Now, I love
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Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne was actually my top listened
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to artist of all time on Spotify. I've seen him
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live twice, both times. He overdosed. Especially
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in 2017 at the Janice Live show. There was a
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TMZ headline that literally said, is Janice Live
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his final stop? But he always shows up late.
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He sounds awful live. And we all know they do
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this thing called Versus where they perform live.
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He says he doesn't need to perform it because
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his catalog will embarrass him. That could be
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true, but you're not performing live because
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you sound terrible live. Your name has come up
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in versus conversations at various times. Yeah,
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yeah, I heard about that. Yeah, I heard about
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that. Gee, I wonder if Blueface copies how he
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talks. I told you, the only thing I thought made
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sense if I was to be involved in it would be,
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you know. He sounds like he's bringing his dad
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from all the coding. Mm -hmm. Either Alvin Wayne
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versus Mixtape Wayne. Alvin Wayne or Mixtape
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Wayne versus Featured Wayne or something like
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that, you know. So, yeah, you know. He wonders
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why people don't want him to perform at festivals
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when he shows up late. That also does this thing.
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Why are you just, you know, thinking he's above
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people, so why would people want to be around
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you? I got too much material. Wayne versus Wayne.
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Wayne versus Wayne, because you know, it's not
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that there's no artist that can... It's just
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that I'm too competitive. Yeah. You know what
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I mean? Yeah, you're afraid of losing. It's like
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LeBron not doing the dunk contest. I wouldn't
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want to embarrass no one if I am competing against.
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Well, you know, isn't the whole point of winning
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is to embarrass people? Now you care about people's
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feelings. Yeah. Shut your ass. Whoever I'm competing
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against, I will embarrass you. I don't want to
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embarrass. I think you would embarrass yourself.
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You always do at concerts when you put on a half
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-assed effort. And I wonder why people like Coachella
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don't hire you. Yeah, that'd be kind of scary.
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And you got DJ Drama kissing his ass. All these
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podcasts are awful. Why are they? Because they
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let these celebrities down. And this thing that
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we do, this music thing, man, you can, you know,
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if it's the wrong type of... Situation on that
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versus you could end their careers. I'd end their
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careers. Nah, I think you performing would end
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your career. What's going on with social blood?
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Oh yeah, you can say what you want about Chief
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Keef, but beforehand people were not doing their
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drill on music. And for better or worse, he did
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change it. Saying there's no reason they haven't
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received a BET award or a Grammy. I kind of like
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this idea because, I mean, everybody thinks that
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Soulja Boy is cranked up. But he's got Kiss Me
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Through the Phone, speakers going, hammer, hammer,
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hammer, hammer. Turn my swag on, Soulja Girl,
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crank that donk. He's got a lot of bangers. People
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just don't want to admit it. Don't doom me. Timing
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is definitely adding fuel to the conversation.
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With the BET Awards just going down a few days
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ago. Oh yeah, everybody was well -behaved there.
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The idea is now getting people talking online
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about whether the industry has overlooked some
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major names when it comes to awards and records.
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Of course it does. It's all a popularity contest.
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How do you think I'd feel on Tampa? I think they
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need to realize that Soulja Boy's a legend. He
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was the first rapper to do it on his own and
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do social media early on. But what happened was
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he kind of did a few things criminally and is
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kind of a douche to people, so people overlook
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him. That's unfortunate, but he did it to himself.
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KZ is asking for his trial to be dismissed. Good
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luck with that. Here's Benzino talking about
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negative comments over his shirtless fitness,
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even though he's in his late 50s and ripped.
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Listen, I'm going to say this as humbly and as
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peaceful as possible. This is for all. All the
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negative people in my comments. Talking shit.
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Why do people care about negative comments? I
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get them all the time. I tell them kiss my ass
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and enjoy it. It's tall and flabby and I'll fart
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in your face. Okay? Okay? About me. If you ain't
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got up this morning and power walked for five
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miles in 85 degree weather and then six hours
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later. Alright, good for you dude. You working
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out because you're an empty person and so I'm
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Here's DJ Akademics talking about hanging out
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with that prostitute known as Daphne Joy. Yo,
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did he lock till 28? I'ma hold that down. I'ma
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hold that down. You're a weird guy, man. I'm
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so glad I'm not a cuck. I'd rather die alone
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than be a cuck. Did he lock till 28? I'ma hold
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that down, gang. All right, then. Better wrap
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your penis with like nine condoms. Alright, there's
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this right here with LeBron. Well, we've got
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major news coming out of the NBA. Basketball
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superstar LeBron James will not be returning
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to the Los Angeles Lakers next season. Alright,
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so there's that. In 2019, they missed the playoffs.
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In 2020, they got a bubble ring, which I'll get
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to in a second. 2021, first round exit. 2022,
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missed the play -in. 2023, swept into conference
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finals. 2024, first -round exit. 2025, first
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-round exit. 2026, swept into second round. Oh,
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yeah! LeBron was tweeting out about the greatness
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of the time he was in L .A., and it makes you
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wonder. Is he better than Kobe Bryant? Is he
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better than Shaq? Is he better than Elgin Baylor?
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Is he better than James Worthy? Is he better
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than Kareem Abdul -Jabbar? Top 10 Lakers of all
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time. This dude got a ring in the bubble. Is
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he better than George Mikan? Will Chamberlain?
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Gary West? Magic Johnson? That right there. I
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would say LeBron's probably, at best, the 10th
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greatest Laker of all time. And there's other
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Lakers that had more hearts than him, being Robert
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Horry and Derek Fisher. And you could even, I
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would even put Pau Gasol over him. LeBron James,
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when it's all said and done, he failed in LA.
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Now, he didn't fail like he made money and he
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won a championship, but that championship, everybody
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was out of shape in the bubble. And I know technically
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it was a championship, but they didn't have a
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parade. And even Alex Caruso, when he won a championship
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in Oklahoma City, he said it was so much different
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when they won over there. So I never want to
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hear anyone go, oh, he was a champion in LA.
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Barely did. He was barely a champion. And I am
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a big Golden State Warriors fan because of Stephen
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Curry and because he's always been an underdog
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until recently. If he joins the Warriors, I will
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be so sad because LeBron cannot coexist long
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-term with people. Who would have thought it
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was going to work with him and Luka? I didn't.
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LeBron James told the Lakers he will not be returning
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to the team next season. Man, poor Cleveland.
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You guys are a bunch of cucks. LeBron's left
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you like nine times and you want him back. Just
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like LeBron's alleged side chicks. Cleveland's
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side chicks. And then there's this headline.
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I have no respect for John Morant. It's nothing
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personal. He obviously, when he was like 12 years
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old, he was watching Derrick Rose ball out. And
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I thought he was going to be the Derrick Rose
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of Memphis. But this guy was drafted into the
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wrong city because yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
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yo. Memphis has a lot of crime. He had to try
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to keep that rough interior up even though he
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grew up in the suburbs. He's a real life Tariq
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from the show Power. Mm -hmm. And now that he's
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getting traded to Portland where he'll be hanging
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out with Damian Lillard, I think this is actually
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good for him. A trading John Moran to the Portland
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Trailblazers for Jeremy Grant and Chris Murray.
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Yeah, they wanted to get rid of him so quickly.
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And they're showing that thing where he put the
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hand over his face a few years ago. He's a brat.
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Damian Lillard and Ja Morant together, meaning
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Drew Holiday. Man, hopefully Damian can coach
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this moron. And Scoot Henderson to come off the
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bench unless they are to make another trade.
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And a name that has been rumored surrounding
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Portland is Jalen Brown. All right, so there's
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that. Ja Morant. I cannot stand when athletes
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have all the potential in the world and they
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don't live up to it. Wemby doesn't have any post
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moves. He doesn't do any defense in the paint.
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He lets people beat him up. I can't stand with
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all my heart how John Morant was making nine
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figures. He had the city on his back in 2022,
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had a close series in the semi -conference finals
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against the Golden State Warriors, the team that
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ended up winning the championship. And then he
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just has to have it gone on Instagram Live. Yo,
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do you see how the people that you were surrounded
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with, all the fans in Memphis, I'm not saying
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they're all criminals, but do you notice how
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that city was full of criminals and all of them
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end up getting in trouble? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
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Being against the networks, dude. It ain't worth
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it, dawg. It ain't worth it. First, here's the
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best thing that Kawhi Leonard ever said eight
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years ago. I'm a fun guy. Obviously, I love the
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game of basketball. Um, I mean, there's just
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more questions you have to ask me, um, in order
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for me to tell you about myself. I just can't
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give you a whole spiel. I don't even know where
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you're sitting, Adelaide. Where you sitting,
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Adelaide? Adelaide. Adelaide. Adelaide. Adelaide.
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Adelaide. LaMelo Ball was traded to the Minnesota
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Timberwolves with Josh Green for Nas Reed, a
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20 -33 unprotected first -round pick, three first
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-round pick swaps, and three second -round picks.
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And here's what LaVar Ball had to say about the
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trade. I will say, as annoying as LaVar Ball
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is, he is a pretty loyal father. Minnesota Timberwolves,
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y 'all did the coldest move in the game. You
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wouldn't get that. No. Yes. But here's the thing.
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He needs to join the WWE, let's be honest. You
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got to get the other two ball boys. You get the
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other two ball boys, it will be the most watched
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team ever in the NBA. Trust me. I don't think
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that's the truth. Nothing in Minnesota is ever
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going to be the most watched. They went there.
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All they do is get drunk. Joe's better off being
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a one hit wonder rapper. He had his moment with
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that song last year. I forget the name of it.
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It was not a bad song. And Lonzo's always going
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on his podcast and talking himself up. Shut up.
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When I tell you, you don't think I'm just talking.
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We do think you're just talking. You're saying
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that because you're self -conscious that the
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fact that everyone thinks you're just talking.
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Talking, yo. I'm not. Melo can't win it by himself,
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but I'll tell you. He never made it to the playoffs.
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He went to the playing tournament, which anybody
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can rank as long as you have a losing record,
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but he has never been a winner. This is going
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to be very interesting. With his brothers, I
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guarantee y 'all a championship. The chemistry.
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Oh, that ain't happening. You got San Antonio.
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You got Thunder. Lakers could be better with
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Luka Doncic. The Warriors could have a resurgence.
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I don't know. Spurs. Oh, Lord. This guy's going
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to make Anthony Edwards so much more cocky than
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he already is. especially because Anthony Edwards
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doesn't know what to do with his cocky. First,
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here's the best thing that Kawhi Leonard ever
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said eight years ago. I'm a fun guy. Obviously,
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I love the game of basketball. I mean, there's
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just more questions you have to ask me in order
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for me to tell you about myself. I just can't
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give you a whole spiel. I don't even know where
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you're sitting, Natalie. Where you sitting, Natalie?
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Natalie. I'm gonna do this all day. Natalie.
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Natalie. Natalie. Epic! on with this one. Jennifer
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Lopez says you should have a party to celebrate
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a breakup. Yeah, this is the sign that she can
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feel true love as a sociopath. When I go through
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a breakup, I lose weight. It's the best weight
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loss thing you can ever do is go through a bad
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breakup. I cry a lot. I get real sad because
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I was friends with the person. This is the sign,
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you know, this dirty, rotten moron doesn't love
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them, that she's partying. What a moron. The
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Hustler star, who has shared notable romances
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over the years, including her marriage to Ben
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Affleck. She's got a huge body count as long
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as it's serious. From 2022 to 2024, after previously
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ending their first engagement 20 years earlier.
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Yeah, there's no reason to go back. Man, dude,
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you know she's just been passed around like a
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blonde at a high school party. Explains her thoughts
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on bouncing back following the end of a relationship.
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J -Lo says this on a June 30th episode of the
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digital series Subway Takes. Ah, it sounds like
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such a riveting series. So what's your take?
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Breakups are not a failure. No, they are. That's
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the nerve. I've had many failures, you know.
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I failed at sports radio. I don't think I failed
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at the mountain, but I'm not trying to make it
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out of my radio career. But I've failed in life.
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I failed every time I got into a car crash. I
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failed on my breakups. Failure is a part of life.
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When you're a true narcissist, you can't admit
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it. 100 % agree? I honestly feel like - You got
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all these ass kissers. This is why I don't like
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when everybody has a podcast because no one doubles
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down. They all just kiss their ass because they're
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glad to have her there. It's a launch pad into
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your next best self. Oh, it's a podcast done
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on a subway. How riveting. Stupid. We should
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have a party when we break up. We should have
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a party when we put tape over your mouth to shut
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up. People should say you broke up. Congratulations.
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I agree. Shut up. One, you made a decision. Two,
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it was probably the best thing for everybody.
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I love how she says you made a decision as if
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she was in charge of the decision. The singer
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doubles down on her optimism. She's known to
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double down. It's a few point adding this. And
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if you're the one who's being heartbroken, you're
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the winner. Bye. Bye. See you later, General.
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Man, you act like your exes are missing out on
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you. They are so grateful they're not with you.
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You know, people just get, like, too famous for
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too long because they think the world owes them
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something. Scott Eastwood is laying down the
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law. Oh, my God. Here's another stupid nepo,
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baby. God, whatever your name is. How does it
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feel if your daddy wasn't the greatest actor
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of all time? In my opinion, being Clint Eastwood.
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That no one would know who you are. That you
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wouldn't be gone on a Joe Rogan show. You're
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a douchebag. Lucky Strike star and son of legendary
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actor -director Clint Eastwood appears on the
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June 26th episode of The Joe Rogan Experience
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and slams an unnamed co -star for exhibiting,
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quote, unacceptable behavior. Listen, I don't
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like when these celebrities go on these podcasts
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in general, but I specifically don't like when
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they go on and then they don't say who they're
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talking about. It's because you're a coward.
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How do we not even know that you're not just
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talking about yourself? You know, you walk around
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like, I'm an Eastwood son. Shut up. You die someday
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and you poop in the morning. Shut your ass. Scott,
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stupid nepo baby, explains that he began working
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on a film with a fellow celebrity. But early
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on in the process, his co -star decided they
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did not want to work with a particular member
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of the team. Yeah, you, because you're insufferable.
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Leading said co -star to unceremoniously exit
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the project. And you know Joe Rogan kisses us.
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You want to do DMT? Yeah. You're Iron Man? Yeah.
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Despite money already having been invested. And
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that did not land well with Scott. I was like,
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okay, well, you need to pay that money back now
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to that person who invested in you. Well, why
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don't you say who the name is? Oh, you're afraid
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of a lawsuit. You're a dark dude. An absolute
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dark. I'm not going to do that. I don't want
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to deal with you. God, you know, on a club, he's
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like, you know, I'm Clint Eastwood's son. That's
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all you are. I'm nothing more. I'm nothing less.
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Oh, we're such fans of Scott Eastwood. Shut up.
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Shut your ass, man. Freaking annoying. I'm Scott
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Eastwood. I'm Scott Eastwood. Not catch, dude.
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You're annoying. What's going on here? I'm telling
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you, this relationship's gonna end badly. Jussie
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Smollett was just engaged last June, and we didn't
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really hear any reports of him breaking up with
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that fiancée. So this makes me wonder if this
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relationship began with infidelity. Happy Hot
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Topic! Right here. Haramo Brown has his sights
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set on a new man. Oh yeah! You know, he's the
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bottom. The Queer Eye star seemingly confirms
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his relationship with actor Jesse Smollett. This
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is delightful. Saying that he is, quote, dating
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a celebrity. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't really say
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a celebrity. Maybe in 2019 before he did that
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whole thing that he got away with and ruined
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taxpayer and cop's money by pretending to be
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beat up by MAGA fans in negative five degree
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weather. You're dating that loser. You're stupid.
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Brown said on the June 30th episode of the Reality
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with the King podcast. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're
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a king. It's all about Daniel. Shut up. It was
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released shortly after cozy -looking photos of
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the 45 -year -old and 44 -year -old Smollett
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were published by TMZ. It's not like we're hiding
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it. We go out. We hold hands everywhere. Though
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Brown does not identify his partner by name,
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he's quote 100 % sure he's found the one. He
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declares, I I've met my equal. Yeah, you're both
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losers. It is powerful when you meet someone
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who you feel 100 % safe with. Alright, whatever.
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You feel 100 % secure with. You can just trust
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with your heart. Yeah, good luck with that. You
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know how he scammed everybody? He's going to
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end up scamming you. I thought I was invincible
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with him. You're dating a sociopath, you moron.
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Wild like a wolf. Howl at the moon. Airways.
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What up? Hey! How are you? Dynamic trio tune.
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You good? Yes. How you been? What you been up
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to? What's been going on in the world? I have
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heard Hank. A lot of my regular radio buddies
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just got laid off. Yeah, let's start with the
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elf in the room. Hanover and Hank, you've been
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in radio about 40 years. You've been around the
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block. What is your take on what iHeart did by
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laying people off? Really, really, really sucked.
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What sucks about it, Sarge? My buddy Sam Diggity
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and Showbiz, they just got laid off from K -D
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-O -N Salinas. Was that the morning madhouse?
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Yes. Oh, my God. I mean, they could have had
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a better name because Mancow had a first name.
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They were doing the morning mass for over 20
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years. Yeah, and I heart's always wondering why
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they are just so irrelevant. And then they lay
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people off. Oh, and I'm sure they're going to
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put the breakfast club in the morning. Woo! Jesus
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Christ, Hank. I never... Are any of the shows
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live and local on that market anymore? Nope.
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Ah, goody, goody gumdrops. Hey, but at least
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Bobby Mint gets his money. Douche. Ah, Hammer
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and Hank, I never want to hear anybody ever go,
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oh, he created MTV. It wasn't just him. It was
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other people. But they always go, oh, he created
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MTV. And look what MTV is now. It sucks. It's
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fucking garbage. Hammer and Hank. I used to be
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a defender of radio. I still work in radio. You
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work in radio. We love radio. We grew up as radio
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nerds. But I'm starting to, it's like I'm in
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a business relationship with radio. Beforehand,
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I loved it. It was like having that hot ass girlfriend.
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But now I'm like, you know what? It's all good.
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It's not really all good. Hammer and Hank, they
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let go of Kid Chris, who is a shock jock out
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of Cincinnati on WEBN, one of my friends, and
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that broke my heart. It did, too. I mean, you
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look at... Yeah, thank God Graham's employed.
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I know, but the thing is... People wonder, why
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don't people listen to radio? Because the term
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is parasocial. You get a parasocial relationship
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with the radio host. You think they're your friend.
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And all of a sudden, you let go of them without
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any goodbye shows. They got rid of Flying Brian
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over in Four Myers. He's been there since 01.
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And then iHeart's like, dude, you know what's
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the funniest thing they're doing, Hank? What
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is it? They're having executives, like some of
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the head of social media, do on -air breaks.
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So in Tampa, on the throwback hip hop station,
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which is like the same four songs. It's Always
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on Time by Ja Rule. It's Lose Yourself by Eminem.
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It's very predictable. What's Your Fantasy by
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Ludacris is the same four throwbacks. But hey,
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beforehand, you would have a DJ be like, yo,
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what's up? This is DJ Twisted or whatever. And
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check out the iHeartRadio app. It's really cool,
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blah, blah, blah. Because every talk break is
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about the iHeart app. And now you have these
24:57
corporate nerds going, well. If you check out
25:00
the iHeartRadio app, there is a bunch of... It
25:04
sucks! My iHeartRadio app. Because I listen to
25:10
my Hanky's favorite songs on there. What is your
25:15
music on iHeart? What is the music with iHeart?
25:22
What do you listen to on there? Do you like Covino
25:35
and Rich? Those are my homies. Yep. They're funny,
25:39
dude. They're good guys. Hammer and Hank. Let's
25:42
talk positively about radio. Do me a favor. What
25:49
is your radio memory of the week? My radio memory
25:53
of the week? when the first time I walked into
25:59
the Sound Factory on my birthday back in 1996.
26:04
Was that when you got a blood germ? Nope. Was
26:08
that the second time you came? Oh, yeah. Hammer
26:11
and Hank, what was it like on your birthday at
26:13
the Sound Factory? It was very, very, very good.
26:18
And I predicted that 1997 would be a good year.
26:24
As it turned out, 1997 was a great year. What
26:27
was so good about it other than preschool? I
26:30
met my buddies Veronica and Julie. Jose from
26:35
Oakland. Monica from Union City. That's good.
26:42
Those are good memories that you will cherish
26:44
forever. Good for you, Hank. Breaking news. What's
26:50
breaking news? LeBron James could be head to
26:53
the Warriors. Wait, wait, wait. Is this like
26:55
breaking news like right now or is this speculation?
27:01
We need speculation. You got me nervous. I don't
27:05
want him to do it. I don't want him on the Warriors.
27:08
I watch the Warriors. I don't want him on the
27:09
Warriors because they'll fucking jack up ticket
27:11
prices. And also, he's a douchebag. And he's
27:16
a crybaby. I like my team with Kerry Bonner.
27:21
I don't need him there. No, it does. But of course,
27:25
he's a bandwagon jumper like a woman. All he
27:29
does is he goes from team to team. He's a douche.
27:33
Ron James is a crybaby. You know what was genius
27:37
that he did? Was he waited until his son got
27:40
a guaranteed contract and then left the Lakers.
27:43
So he stuck them with that nipple baby douche.
27:47
That was very smart. He made sure his son got
27:51
paid. Oh, yeah. By the way, I understand that
28:05
people at iHeartRadio are under a lot of pressure.
28:09
Because they just laid off a lot of people. So
28:11
they're having executives do on -air shifts.
28:15
But Jesus Christ. Listening to the Throwback
28:19
Hip Hop Station in Tampa. And because they got
28:24
rid of some of the DJs in other markets that
28:26
were doing on -air shifts in Tampa, they still
28:28
have Brian G who works on the legendary Johnny's
28:31
House, whatever that show's called, Johnny Magic,
28:33
over in Orlando. But they have these radio executives
28:38
that are like, every talk break on iHeartRadio
28:42
that's not a music morning show, like a, I don't
28:45
know, Woody show, or Breakfast Club, or Rover,
28:49
or Bobby Bones, or Elvis Duran, one of those.
28:52
I mean, I excluded the Joe show. Well, they have
28:58
all the five -second DJs, as I like to call them,
29:00
talking for a minute about how great the iHeartRadio
29:05
app is. and they have no enthusiasm and nothing.
29:09
And it's like, you're like listening at the red
29:10
light and they talk about like PPM and people's
29:13
attention span and that like they need to make
29:16
the morning shows talks shorter because people
29:20
don't have the attention span. But then it's
29:22
like a minute and a half of, well, the iHeartRadio
29:24
app is great because I got the talkback feature.
29:28
And then we have this feature right here. And
29:30
then we have a concert going down. And then we
29:32
lay everybody off and then wonder why no one
29:35
listens. I mean... Jesus Christ! But you know
29:41
what's even worse? It's like when you're listening
29:43
to a podcast. Usually it's the ones that are
29:45
done by people that are a little more lackadaisical.
29:48
And what I mean by it is you're listening to
29:50
like an... Let's say... A podcast of like a morning
29:55
radio show in LA. And when you're editing a podcast,
29:58
because I've done this with MJ, you have to put
30:00
in commercial breaks. So there's a little sweeper
30:03
MJ has where it's like, this is the MJ morning
30:05
show. And then the music goes. Then it's like,
30:10
welcome back to the MJ morning show. And then
30:12
when you're uploading it right where that is
30:14
in the audio, it's like a little line because
30:15
like the audio files are like little waves. that's
30:18
why they're called waves and you put like a little
30:20
dash in it on the software and that's where you
30:23
put your like two minutes of commercials i'm
30:25
convinced these overworked producers will be
30:28
doing uh um editing the podcast because they
30:33
have to put up like nine if they work for odyssey
30:35
that all of a sudden you'll be talking and what
30:37
you're celebrating the new year gran cuba you're
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still celebrating oh with incredible deals at
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every new 06 and 07 Mitsubishi, including the
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outseating, out -everything the competition.
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Plus there's 0 % financing on new 06 and 07 Mitsubishis,
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or cashback from $1 ,000 to $6 ,000 to qualified
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buyers. That is something to toot your horn about.
31:03
Max Madsen, you might be mad in bed, but you're
31:06
not crazy. He's mad, he's bad, but you'll be
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glad when you meet Mad Max Madsen. Mets and Mitsubishi
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online at MaxMetson .com. Mitsubishi Motors,
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join them to thrift. And then in the middle of
31:29
the conversation, it's like you go back to it.
31:31
So if you skip forward and you skip too many
31:34
15 seconds, then you miss what they're saying.
31:36
And it drives you absolutely nuts as a podcast
31:38
listener. But it's like you're listening to something
31:40
and all of a sudden you're getting rudely interrupted.
31:43
You know what I mean? Like you're talking and
31:45
you get interrupted. And it drives you nuts.
31:48
You just want to hear Craig Carden do a sports
31:51
talk, and then all of a sudden, you're just talking.
31:57
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two golden fish patties with tartar sauce and
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and debit cards accepted. Limited time offer.
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Prices and participation may vary. I'm what you
32:24
call a night owl. I hit a club at 10 with my
32:26
roommate John. I see Camille. We go to another
32:31
club. Where Camille and I ditch John. Then head
32:36
to McDonald's. Because McDonald's is open until
32:39
midnight or later. Which keeps me going long
32:41
enough to say goodnight to Camille. And hello
32:45
to Gloria. McDonald's. Open till midnight or
32:51
later at participating McDonald's. And the best
32:54
part is five minutes later, they're in the middle
32:56
of talking about the Knicks and then all of a
32:58
sudden, you know what I mean? If you've ever
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wanted to design your own ring, there's only
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store or shop anytime at Jared .com. I know that
33:30
was annoying, but that's how it sounds when you
33:32
listen to podcasts that are produced by like
33:34
iHeart or Odyssey. And I also feel like playing
33:36
some of my favorite radio jingles. What are you
33:40
doing? I know we're all underpaid in radio. It's
33:44
one of the big time we're Gen Xers. But have
33:47
a little credibility. Those are my favorite radio
33:50
commercials. Because I'm a radio nerd. Can you
33:55
guess the sound right here? That's annoying.
34:09
Do you know what that is? That is something that
34:14
is known as the Vuvuzelas. I have not been watching
34:19
a second of this at World Cup. Mm -hmm. I'm not
34:23
really into sports where there's not a definite
34:25
winner. Oh, 1 -0, 1 -1, 0 -0. Horrific day. No,
34:33
thank you. But I will tell you, whenever I hear
34:37
this, I think of 2010, of watching Landon Dunn,
34:41
and then with my grandpa. The last four months,
34:44
he was alive. Today's probably going to be a
34:53
shorter shot. There's not as much to talk about.
34:56
But last night, it felt very much like I was
34:59
in 1996. Why? You know when you watch like one
35:05
or two videos on YouTube and your whole algorithm
35:09
shit? My algorithm, ladies and gentlemen, boys
35:12
and girls, was this thing that happened that
35:17
was known as I was watching Michael Jordan videos,
35:20
blowing up, doing this thing, and then all of
35:24
a sudden... I'm getting requests on YouTube to
35:27
watch full games with, I don't know, Michael
35:32
Jordan versus the Suns, Michael Jordan versus
35:35
the Lakers. And I put them on. It's almost like
35:39
AMSR, because you know they're going to win.
35:41
And then I listened to yesterday's Howard Stern
35:45
show, and I'm like, I'm literally living in a
35:51
1997. Oh yeah, let me press this button, alright!
35:59
Oh yeah, I know that was a loaded bastard, but
36:06
how could I not? So much good content! And I
36:10
had a Cuban coffee, so I'm ready to go, man.
36:13
Mm -hmm. All that's I got right now. Because
36:17
this show is going to be so wild. It's going
36:19
to be so legendary. You're going to be talking
36:21
to your friends in the near future, being like,
36:24
man, that was some good stuff. Woo -hoo. All
36:27
right. Without further ado, without postponing
36:30
it, let's get into it right now. And now, back
36:34
to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
36:38
Pop. Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning
36:43
show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.
36:49
Those are his good qualities. A sick person with
36:53
a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
36:56
three, go. door is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's
37:23
mom and you're listening to hoppy hour welcome
37:25
back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy yes now no
37:35
no no no if i hit this button boom the whole
37:37
program's gonna start okay all right The semen
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was so big. And now, something completely different.
38:01
Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
38:08
This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh yeah, what
38:50
up? How are you? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your
38:55
host, Ryan Hoppy, hanging out with you. That
38:58
was a very loaded up best of, but... Had a lot
39:02
of content. I was literally working yesterday
39:04
until 8 p .m. And then my day was over. And so
39:07
today's show is going to be, I don't know about
39:09
short or probably not. I'm just talking myself
39:12
out of it. It'll probably be a long one. But
39:16
you can call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPING. It's
39:22
856 -494 -6773. 6 -7! You tweeted me. At Ryan.
39:31
Riot Hobby Radio. Riot Hobby Radio. Gmail .com.
39:38
Oh, yeah. Let me turn this off. I got some killing
39:41
coffee next to me. Oh, yeah. You know what that
39:49
means? That means that I got a sip on it. Even
39:55
though I'm using a Yeti cup in the studio because
39:58
I don't want to get in trouble. There are signs
40:02
around the building that say no Yeti or yes Yeti
40:06
cups. No open containers. So I'm careful, okay?
40:09
I don't need someone throwing me under the bus.
40:12
I go by the rules for the most part. All right.
40:18
If you got your drink next to you, maybe you're
40:20
driving around with a coffee or an open container
40:24
or whatever you're doing or sitting at a barbecue
40:26
listening to this with your buddies. All right.
40:29
Grab your drink and let's sip it together. I'm
40:38
like Hopman Jack. Oh, yeah. Wolfman Jack. Oh,
40:44
yeah. I'm feeling it, baby. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm.
40:55
All right, what do we got here? You know what?
40:58
I'm absolutely sick of this. And this goes at
41:01
Converse, goes at Target. Wherever you experience
41:06
a customer, a service, I'm sick and tired of
41:10
sharing. Everybody, go. Oh, my God. I'm in such
41:18
a bad mood. So I'm going to take it out on a
41:21
customer that's using this hard. Earn money.
41:26
You know what? I have a bad mood every single
41:29
day of my existence on this planet. Because I'm
41:31
bipolar, damn it! And I try to treat people with
41:35
the utmost respect. Yeah, I'm going to be kind
41:39
of moody. Yeah, I'm going to be kind of... I
41:44
try to be nice to people. So when people make
41:49
excuses... Stop it! Absolutely stop it! It's
41:54
annoying! Oh, I'm having problems in my relationship.
41:59
Me too. Took me 20 minutes to watch porn last
42:01
night. That's my relationship. Stop it. Yeah,
42:10
you know, it's been like a month since I got
42:12
away and I'm starting to get the, not the itch
42:15
like HP or something. Starting to get the itch
42:18
where you want to get away. But the problem,
42:21
it makes you sound so annoying. Here's the fact.
42:29
Is that for women? They can watch porn for seven
42:32
years and be like, I don't need to get plowed.
42:35
For us men, especially since I've met so many
42:38
of the porn stars working in radio, never got
42:41
to hug up with one of them, but I've met them.
42:43
And I've met so many of them and they're all
42:46
troubled souls. When I see like a video of Indica
42:50
Flower, who's my favorite porn star? Oh, yeah.
42:55
Probably because she's bisexual and I attract
42:57
a bisexual woman. The thing, ladies and gentlemen,
43:01
boys and girls, is you realize you're watching
43:04
acting. You realize it's not real life. You realize
43:08
they don't want to be there. You realize it's
43:11
just for money. And it takes the fun out of it.
43:15
You're literally watching actors bang. So when
43:18
a woman, especially if you're in a relationship,
43:19
a woman's like, I just got much porn. It's not
43:21
that great. It is not. You know what I have in
43:26
a giant, is it's been raining a lot during the
43:31
day here in St. Petersburg, Florida. Now this
43:33
is a worldwide show. Mr. Worldwide. 70 downloads.
43:38
But what's nice about it raining out is that
43:44
we have this thing. That is unknown as it cools
43:47
down, bro. Oh, it does. I don't know why I'm
43:51
doing it, but I'm doing it because I'm coughing
43:52
up. Where if it rains like from 2 to 3 in the
43:56
afternoon at 7 or 8 p .m., it's very like mellow
44:02
out. Probably like what the weather's like in
44:04
San Diego. But if it doesn't rain all day and
44:07
it gets a little dry, which it's never good if
44:10
it's dry. You never want it to be dry. Yeah,
44:14
it's not as fun. I gave up on an idea, but I
44:21
think men would mess it up. I would. There needs
44:27
to be, you know how, now when I say this, let
44:30
me preface it by saying I've never actually been
44:33
on it, but I have a few friends that are gay.
44:36
I have a few friends that go down and other guys.
44:45
But I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys
44:46
and girls, the other day I asked my friend, he
44:48
showed me what grinders like. And when he had
44:51
it open, I saw a nice big penis. Oh, it's just
44:54
what I want to see at 11, 15 in the morning.
44:57
And the thing about it, ladies and gentlemen,
45:00
boys and girls, is they have a distance thing.
45:02
It's like you are, I don't know if it's yards
45:04
or feet, but it's like, let's say yards. So you
45:06
are 8 ,000 yards from this person or feet. I
45:09
forget which one it is. And you can like know
45:12
if there's another horny ass dude in the building
45:15
that wants to get plowed at Lonely Bottom. And
45:20
I thought, if heteros were to have that, you
45:23
know what would happen? That would be stalking
45:26
of women. The douchebags out there make it bad
45:31
for all of us. Wouldn't you like it if you had
45:34
your office job and there's a woman on the third
45:36
floor that just wants to get plowed? Oh, that'd
45:39
be great. But it ain't gonna happen. You know
45:44
what? It's like my new jackpot. Since I'm not
45:47
getting married. Because I'm in my friend zone
45:50
era. I'll get to something about Twitter in a
45:52
second. But I'm in my friend zone era. And I'm
45:54
cool with it, damn it. I have about four or five
45:58
girls. And I'm friends with. Now, am I attracted
46:02
to all of them? Yeah, I would plow all of them.
46:04
At the same time, have a six of them. No, but
46:07
seriously. It's been very enlightening. that
46:11
have friends that are girls that you're not banging
46:14
cause I saw this clip here of this dirty rowdy
46:18
moron this side chick known as Joy Taylor saying
46:23
how do you feel about men having female friends
46:26
let's see what this moron I'm saying god I didn't
46:31
know she's stupid she got on TV cause of her
46:33
boobs haha I've been with men who have a female
46:39
friend. I can't even play because they got music
46:41
in the background. Why does that dirty rotten
46:43
broad get to have usher in the background? But
46:45
I can barely play anything. Well, you know what?
46:49
You're a psych jack. You probably have more money
46:53
than me on the budget so you can play music.
46:54
I can't. I'll get struck by the copyright gods
46:58
if I do that. You think I'm kidding? I get struck.
47:02
If I play music that has copyright on it, oh
47:06
yeah. It's the copyright gods scamming me on
47:12
it. Without lube. But even though I met my friends
47:21
on there, you know where I'm getting my dopamine
47:24
is refreshing Twitter every night, because they
47:26
got the For You page, and that's where I find
47:28
all these ridiculous clips. It's from the For
47:31
You page. And my algorithm's NBA -ing streamers
47:36
like Clavicular and Neon and then porn stars
47:40
and dating videos. I don't know what that says
47:46
about me, but it says something. I'm very infuriated
47:51
that this whole area in Tampa Bay, because you
47:55
might be listening worldwide, There was this
47:57
loser. Well, he's a successful loser. You can
48:00
be a loser and still be successful. Named Jeffrey
48:03
Knight. And he even spells it stupid. He has
48:06
no E between the R and Y. Jeffrey Knight. Who
48:09
was in charge of a Clearwater Ferry and he had
48:12
another Clearwater Ferry and took a Hispanic
48:15
man's life. And he totally was sober because
48:19
he blew 0 -0 on the FWC test. He wasn't on anything.
48:26
And his case got pushed back to January 2027.
48:29
But he's got that just for men formerly using
48:32
scumbag of a lawyer named Kevin Haislip. Anyone
48:36
that associates with Bob and I Love Sponge is
48:39
a dark. Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
48:42
girls. It just feels like this area is going
48:46
to let him get away with it. And it's fine. Whatever.
48:49
God drives me nuts. On a serious note. And I'll
48:56
let me see, including the best of. The past 48
48:58
minutes has been me talking smack. But let me
49:02
have a human moment for a second. I want to say
49:05
rest in peace to a man known as John Larson.
49:11
Now, John Larson was the PD, the best PD ever,
49:15
of 107 .3 The Eagle. In Tampa Bay. Once John
49:22
Brennan took over. All he did was copy and paste
49:25
the music from the Classic Rock Station in Houston.
49:28
Probably shouldn't have told me that, bud. Probably
49:32
shouldn't have taken me off the air with your
49:34
diminishing ratings. Diminishing. I said the
49:37
wrong word. Here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen
49:40
and boys and girls. There's a lot of guys on
49:42
the radio that are absolute dorks. A lot of these
49:45
bosses that don't talk to the underlings. But
49:48
then there was a man known as John Larson. And
49:50
John Larson recently passed away at the age of
49:52
70. And his office was right next to the couch
49:55
that I used to hang out at with all the porn
49:57
stars that would go on the Married Man's Morning
50:00
Show, known as the Mike Calata Show. Oh, I'm
50:02
sure his wife loved it. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
50:05
boys and girls, here's the thing. He passed away,
50:10
and every time, especially early on, going on
50:13
Calata Show, I was like, real nice. And he would
50:17
always, not really talk me off the ledge, but
50:19
he was always a good guy. And it makes me very
50:22
sad that he's no longer on this planet. Tells
50:26
you how short life is. And he was young. To me,
50:29
70s young. So John, I almost said legend for
50:33
some reason. John Larson, because it began with
50:35
L. You are the man. I have this, you know when
50:39
you have like a specific random conversation
50:41
with a person as a memory? Mine with John Larson
50:44
was probably like the 2018 or 19 Cox Media Christmas
50:49
parties. Oh, those Christmas parties were lit.
50:54
Open bar, yeah. People banging each other. Not
50:59
at the bar, but afterwards. I was talking to
51:03
John Larson. I was like, I like listening to
51:04
107 .3 The Eagle. And he's like, thank you. And
51:07
I was like, the other day I was listening and
51:09
the whole, I think I made a joke, like the whole
51:12
ride across the Howard Franklin was the song
51:15
Money by Pink Floyd because it's like six minutes
51:17
long. And he's like, yeah, but you know, we can't
51:20
play the uncensored version. And then he like
51:22
kind of like in his John Larson voice saying
51:24
the part where it's like bullshit. Like you're
51:26
the man, John Larson. You should definitely be
51:30
in the radio hall of fame. All right, rest in
51:34
peace, boy. Let's see what's going on over here
51:36
on Twitter and Instagram with these clips that
51:39
I find online. All right. Eight, five, six. Chloe
51:48
Bailey says that she's toxic. I sure you are.
51:51
There's a song about catching someone cheating.
51:55
How did you find out? Why did I not cackle right
52:02
there? You just know she's not fun in bed. Did
52:05
you find out? Let me tell you. So this has been
52:11
a while ago because I've been like on my own
52:13
for a minute. Through DMs, they'll DM my godmom.
52:18
Even sometimes the girls, the girls are. I don't
52:21
need to hear it. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
52:25
This headline's weird. It involves a Florida
52:28
man. They're not real good. The only reason Florida
52:32
men get such a bad rap is the fact that our records
52:35
are very public. California sucks as well. They're
52:40
just able to hide it. Florida man gets a DUI
52:42
while trying to tow his crash truck out of a
52:44
ditch. This one's the first NASA County Sheriff's
52:49
Office said in a Facebook post after they responded
52:53
to the scene. According to a witness, a man crashed
52:56
his truck into a ditch and then fled the scene.
52:59
Loser! What officers didn't know as they rolled
53:04
up to the unoccupied truck was that he was coming
53:06
back with a tractor. He thought he was going
53:11
to get away with it. This is sad news. Counselor
53:15
Nara Smith says her daughter, Whimsy Lou, who
53:17
was just a toddler, is currently battling cancer.
53:20
There's something going on. All these toddlers
53:22
have cancer. This is sad news, but radio friend
53:24
Ashley. No, not my stupid ex. Radio friend Ashley
53:28
from the 93X Half -Assed Morning Show. Her one
53:34
-year -old toddler has cancer. So there's something
53:37
going on in the universe. There's no easy way
53:40
to say this or to talk about any of this. but
53:44
late last year our daughter whimsy got diagnosed
53:48
with cancer nara shared the unfortunate diagnosis
53:51
in an emotional video on social media saying
53:53
her and her husband lucky blue smith rushed their
53:56
two -year -old daughter to not so lucky the emergency
53:58
room after noticing something concerning ah well
54:01
i hope it all works out it's so sad that trump
54:05
gets to live forever and ever what do we have
54:10
here Modern women from TikTok diss men. And then
54:13
they wonder why they're single and past their
54:15
prime and dirty riding hags. I matched with this
54:18
guy on Hinge and he's cute, he's normal, he's
54:20
fun. Hinge is a lot of work. It's almost like
54:22
the MySpace of dating. You gotta design your
54:25
profile. I like the guy already and I haven't
54:29
even met him. He asks me out on a cute little
54:31
dinner date. He picks me up. We go to the restaurant.
54:34
We sit down. And before we even order any appetizers.
54:38
Of course, the women have to get their appetizers.
54:43
We're already paying off for the dinner. Let's
54:45
make us suffer more, honey. The waitress barely
54:49
says hello. And this man digs in his pocket.
54:51
And he pulls out a piece of paper. It was a coupon.
54:54
Oh, I mean, it is economy. That's fine. I've
54:59
done that before. I still got a bunch of them.
55:02
And listen, I'm not going to knock coupons, okay?
55:04
Show your ass. You are knocking coupons, you
55:07
dirty, rotten broad. You're doing a thing where
55:11
you're claiming you're not knocking it, but you're
55:13
knocking it. Just knock the boots and shut up.
55:17
You're going to hear why I have a problem with
55:18
it in a minute. This is to the waitress, and
55:20
he's like, I want to make sure that this gets
55:22
applied before anything. She's like, okay, yeah,
55:24
buddy, got you. Bye, buddy. I don't like when
55:27
women say buddy. It makes my dick go on top of
55:29
my body. Order, everything's great. I've got
55:32
no problem with coupon usage. That's fine. I
55:35
mean, I am going to like make fun of him slightly
55:37
because... You're a dirty rotten hag. No wonder
55:40
you're doing videos by yourself. You're a high
55:42
maintenance moron. Shut up. A printed out coupon
55:46
like we're in 2026. Like, just show your phone.
55:50
It wasn't that that was a problem. It was that
55:52
for the entire rest of the day, all he could
55:54
talk about is how much money he saved. Sounds
55:56
like he saved time by not having a second date
56:00
with you. You're stupid. Here are three things
56:06
that women notice in a guy. Top three features
56:10
that guys have that girls notice immediately.
56:11
Like if you have any of these, you're not going
56:13
to have to do any of the work. Unfortunately.
56:16
Muscles, money, a nice house. let's get into
56:20
it number one height hate to say it but oh yeah
56:23
i got that i'm six foot nine with back pain one
56:28
does make the list specifically for me because
56:29
i'm like tall as fuck no i don't think that this
56:31
one should have to go for like the short baddies
56:33
short baddies and short kings should be together
56:35
like i don't know i just feel like that makes
56:37
logical sense yeah there's always these dudes
56:40
that compromise with their little pimped out
56:42
trucks There are like five or four and they're
56:46
always telling me, oh, it's got to be so great
56:48
being tall. Not really. It always pisses me off
56:51
when the short girls go for the super tall guys
56:52
because why do you need a man who's double your
56:54
height? You can't even see him. Anywho. I like
56:57
the itty bitty ones. I can pick them up and put
56:59
them in bed and plow them. Number two, when he
57:02
smells good. I can't even tell you the number
57:03
of times I've done a double take because I've
57:05
walked past - I thought you were going to say
57:06
a double team. Past and just gotten this woof
57:08
of pure glory. Oh, yeah. In fact, that's actually
57:12
how I met my man. And it turns out he gets his
57:14
products from base .com, by the way. Oh, it's
57:16
a little sponsorship. Number three, nice smile.
57:19
Something about a man with a nice smile. I got
57:21
a nice smile. Although my sex face looks like
57:25
- I look Asian. It ain't great. Here's a woman
57:33
from Iowa trying to get out of a DUI. Her last
57:40
name, her name is Brittany Yoakum. I'm asking
57:43
you guys to believe in God. Give me some grace.
57:47
Oh, yeah, because you're a hot piece of ass.
57:50
Shut up. Please. Miss Vernilla, let me explain
57:52
to you the process, okay? Megan, I'm with the
57:54
cops. Yes. Oh, man, you just blown me away. Hey,
57:58
Morgan's on here. Gosh, friggin' hot. Sit on
58:00
my lap. I'm with the cops. I'll call you back,
58:05
sir. You were coming from work tonight. Work?
58:08
Where? Work? Oh. Ha, ha, ha. Ah! No, I was coming
58:12
from a friend's house. Oh yeah, I got plowed.
58:16
We were having a good time and then all of a
58:18
sudden I had to do more work. You're having a
58:23
hard time staying in your lane. Is everything
58:25
okay tonight? I've had a lot on my mind. I've
58:28
been crying. I'm emotional about a lot. How much
58:36
did you drink tonight? Honestly, not much at
58:39
all. My friends are offering to come get me.
58:43
I'm from out of town. Oh, yeah. Yo, come. I'm
58:48
dealing with so much right now. Me too, honey.
58:52
I don't drive drunk, you moron. Get this thing
58:54
away from the traffic. Don't get around on me.
59:00
There's like four cow cars behind and they're
59:02
all hoping to just air time. I want my friend
59:10
to fix me up. I'm very upset. Her boobs are about
59:13
to come out. I'm very upset right now. It feels
59:16
like the beginning of a porno video. Maybe I
59:18
watched this last night. No, can I just... Park
59:20
my car somewhere and have my friend pick me up.
59:23
Well, that would have been a decision you should
59:24
have made after you left dinner tonight. Yeah,
59:26
you moron! Oh, I'm so pretty! There's nothing
59:32
worse than a pretty girl that has to like...
59:34
Everyone know how pretty she is. Shut up! Or
59:38
wherever you are coming from right now, okay?
59:40
Nurse, can you guys put a call, please? I'm from
59:43
out of town. I'm from Iowa. My brother is dying.
59:45
That's why I drove down here. Please! I don't
59:48
want to drive. Can I have my family member come
59:50
get me? You were driving, so that's kind of the
59:53
problem we're in right now, okay? I know what
59:55
you guys are doing, and you guys are trying to
59:57
get me arrested, which is honestly... Yeah, because
1:00:00
you're drunk, come on! You messed up with so
1:00:04
much shit. Of course this was in Hillsborough
1:00:08
County. Why not in life? And you guys don't even
1:00:11
care where I'm going. I should have been on a
1:00:13
dating app. I could have swiped right under her
1:00:15
and driven her home and plowed her. It's actually
1:00:18
sad, but I get it's your job, but like seriously.
1:00:22
She's doing that pretty girl thing where she's
1:00:23
trying to like, you know, I get it's your job.
1:00:26
It is what it is. Seriously, like, I am willing
1:00:29
to pull over. I get it. Why didn't you do it
1:00:32
before, dummy? You want people to be safe on
1:00:34
the road. Can I please pull over and you guys
1:00:36
can sit with me until someone picks me up? Why
1:00:39
didn't you do that before? Uber's all over Tampa,
1:00:41
dude. Everyone's underpaid at their jobs. Everyone
1:00:45
drives Uber around here. I'm asking you guys
1:00:48
to believe in God. God ain't real, honey. When
1:00:51
you die, maggots eat your body. Give me some
1:00:54
grace, please. Miss Vernilla, let me explain
1:00:56
to you the process. Miss, you'll come. You guys
1:00:59
want to catch me for a DUI. Are you willing to
1:01:03
do that? I didn't want to do an investigation,
1:01:06
though. It's like robbing a bank and being like,
1:01:09
don't investigate me taking this money. Okay,
1:01:12
that's your choice. Brittany, you are being placed
1:01:14
under arrest for DUI, okay? Loser! A very hot
1:01:19
loser. It's pretty clear you've been drinking.
1:01:21
We're having a problem driving. So now we're
1:01:24
kind of at an impasse. And you probably shouldn't
1:01:27
have been driving tonight. He said that I'll
1:01:29
be able to get numbers out. Yeah, we'll grab
1:01:31
your phone, your wallet, your keys, all your
1:01:33
important stuff and take it away. Because I don't
1:01:34
know how to do phone calls. Because you're stupid!
1:01:38
I don't know how to do a phone call. Yeah, you're
1:01:41
dumb. I don't know people's numbers by heart.
1:01:43
I am. Good luck in life, honey. Go back to Iowa.
1:01:47
We don't need all these visitors in Florida ruining
1:01:49
our road. You're a moron. What's going on? Here's
1:01:53
the dispatch when Mitch McConnell is found unconscious.
1:02:03
That's riveting, isn't it? I don't know why that
1:02:07
old man is still serving. Here's Trump saying
1:02:09
he wants to have a threesome with his sons. As
1:02:11
I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I
1:02:13
think I'm going to give one to myself, one to
1:02:16
them, and we'll have a threesome, okay? Hear
1:02:19
all the dumb ratniks laughing in the background.
1:02:23
It's all you voted for. I'll pick out one of
1:02:25
the two. I'll give them the Congressional Medal
1:02:30
of Honor for something. For something. I don't
1:02:32
even know complete sentences. I'm stupid. All
1:02:37
the laughter, the laughing hags. They're genius
1:02:39
at hunting. And I'll get one for... The crowd...
1:02:44
Shut up. The crowd reminds me of, like, Married
1:02:46
With Children. Like, I'll burn the... On Russia,
1:02:50
Russia, Russia. All right, I had enough of him.
1:02:52
This is what you voted for. I know he wasn't
1:02:56
talking about literal day sums, but he's still,
1:02:59
like, said it. It's weird. Taylor Swift wants
1:03:03
to dismiss the Life of a Showgirl lawsuit. Of
1:03:05
course she does. I do think she copied it. Jussie
1:03:08
Smollett and Karama Brown were kissing at the
1:03:10
airport. Ah, it's so romantic. Travis Kelsey
1:03:13
had a bachelor party. I'm sure he totally didn't
1:03:16
cheat. Richard Pryor's daughter says her mom
1:03:19
called her the N -word. That's great. Melania
1:03:23
Trump got a huge payday from the documentary
1:03:25
that everyone hated. Will Smith's ex -friend,
1:03:28
Bilal Salam, court battle continues with that
1:03:31
dirty, rotten bitch known as Jada Pinkett Smith.
1:03:33
And so your boy isn't done with his girlfriend.
1:03:37
That ain't no way to turn your swag on. I'm not
1:03:43
at all. I see what we're doing here. Carrie Hillison
1:03:51
said, if music can heal, music can harm too.
1:03:53
Yeah, unfortunately, Beyonce fans kind of ruined
1:03:56
her. I feel bad for that woman. All right, what
1:04:02
do we got here? Here's a girl talking about a
1:04:05
one night stand from hell. Good morning. She
1:04:08
looks raggedy. Nothing, it's just our kids are
1:04:10
going to be so beautiful. No, I'm not on birth
1:04:13
control. I was lying. I saw you liked a girl.
1:04:17
In a bikini's picture on Instagram. Yeah. That's
1:04:21
what a crazy broad is, even though it's a skit.
1:04:23
She's your friend. No, that's so great. All right.
1:04:27
It always is when you have a one night stand
1:04:29
and they sleep over and you're just like, Jesus
1:04:32
Christ, do you have to stay on? Sometimes I get
1:04:35
laid in the middle of the night, but if they're
1:04:37
snoring, I'm like, shut up. Here's Adrian Werner.
1:04:44
Reveals his best friend's He reveals he's best
1:04:49
friends with all these baby mamas and they have
1:04:51
a group chat called Surviving AB. Adrian Broner
1:04:54
really fell off the map. He's a duck. You know
1:05:00
what I mean? That's just real talk. Yeah, duck.
1:05:06
You got CTE, duck. Niggas that beef with they
1:05:09
baby mamas like they still want to fuck they
1:05:12
baby mama. That's why they beef with them. Yeah.
1:05:16
I can't imagine having one baby mama. I don't
1:05:18
want to fuck none of my baby mama's game. Got
1:05:22
it. I'm just best friends with all my baby mama.
1:05:24
We all in a group. Oh, yeah. It's got to be a
1:05:27
good group chat. Chat. Last time I was in a group
1:05:33
chat, the comic community couldn't take a joke.
1:05:36
In a group chat called Surviving AB. I'm going
1:05:39
to make a TV show out of this. Good luck. Here's
1:05:44
Clavicular saying his girlfriend literally gave
1:05:47
him chlamydia. He's stupid. Remember that? My
1:05:57
ex's friend used to say this term and they're
1:05:59
such losers. I see they listen from a crappy
1:06:03
town in Ohio. You live in Ohio! But they used
1:06:07
to call me a himbo. And she's all looks and no
1:06:11
brains. You're stupid! Your anime sucks! Anywho.
1:06:16
Alright. I gotta take a dump, so I'll be right
1:06:19
back. Oh, hang on. Happy hour. Happy hour. Happy
1:06:25
hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be
1:06:38
right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
1:06:40
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
1:06:45
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
1:06:50
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
1:06:53
listening to this next song, you can skip over
1:06:55
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
1:06:58
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
1:07:02
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
1:11:03
Until we get back into this party. And now, back
1:11:10
to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
1:11:14
Hot 97 .7. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour. Door is
1:11:35
closing. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is, the
1:12:29
most listened to radio show on the planet, even
1:12:32
the other stations are tuned in too. Leave your
1:13:03
name at the door, we don't play that here again
1:13:06
You take the shine, then call it yours But I
1:13:10
see the cracks crawling under the floor Oh, you
1:13:14
want the crown, oh, you want the crown But the
1:13:18
second you slip, everybody looks around, round,
1:13:21
round K, it's over, K, it's over You can't keep
1:13:27
the throne when the truth comes down Everything
1:13:37
falls down, down, down, down, down. Now your
1:13:55
perfect pose is a paper wall. One heart with
1:13:59
blows. It's over. You can't keep the throne when
1:14:22
the truth comes down. It's over. One bad night
1:14:29
and the whole thing falls down. Hands in the
1:14:49
air, then watch it break Try to hold that fight,
1:14:54
but you fed the fate No more shortcuts, no more
1:14:59
games When the bass drops low, everybody knows
1:15:03
your name Oh yeah! It's over, it's over 8 -5
1:15:36
-6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5
1:15:43
-6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. Colin Gosling is making
1:16:01
new claims about his estranged mom ahead of the
1:16:04
release of his new memoir. Yeah, that loser hag.
1:16:07
I pray to God to stop hitting me. Adding, this
1:16:11
was while I was two years old, by the way. He
1:16:13
then notes. So she was hitting him. This is why
1:16:16
using my voice to put these things in the light
1:16:18
is so important. The 22 -year -old recently revealed
1:16:21
his upcoming memoir titled In the Shadows of
1:16:24
Eight, Surviving the Reality of My Childhood.
1:16:26
God bless him. Couldn't have had more of a loser
1:16:30
of a mom. Rings attached to the Taylor Swift
1:16:40
wedding invite. Oh, yeah. Of course it is. She's
1:16:44
a lover. There is an NDA, which is actually.
1:16:47
I don't know, man. To me, I get why celebrities
1:16:50
have NDAs, but it's kind of sketchy. A non -NDA.
1:16:56
They watermarked the invitation with the people's
1:16:58
name on it. If they released the invitation,
1:17:00
everyone would see their name. But I'm not saying
1:17:02
releasing the invitation. What is annoying you?
1:17:04
It's like giving the information. It's. It says
1:17:07
be ready in New York on July 3rd evening. Are
1:17:10
you making that up or is that what it says? That's
1:17:13
probably what it says. Madonna was jealous of
1:17:18
Kylie Minogue. Why? My ex -husband at the time
1:17:21
had a crush on her. Two people can be married
1:17:23
and somebody can have a crush on somebody else.
1:17:25
That's what they have hall passes for. I don't
1:17:27
think most people are granted a hall pass. Branson,
1:17:30
negotiate before you get married. What an interesting
1:17:32
idea. I don't know. That's why I'm getting bored.
1:17:35
I'm just saying if I'm bored. You're mine! Happy
1:17:39
Hot Topic! Taylor Frankie Paul's legal journeys
1:17:42
continue. Oh yeah, I don't care how hard she
1:17:45
is. She's a loser! That's what she'll always
1:17:49
be. While the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star
1:17:52
is currently engaged in a legal back and forth
1:17:54
with ex -boyfriend Dakota Mortensen, Taylor's
1:17:56
ex -husband Tay Paul has filed for a temporary
1:17:59
restraining order against her. Man, they all
1:18:01
do not want them near her. She's a loser! Ah,
1:18:06
it is. What's going on here? This morning, dangerous
1:18:08
heat threatening the nation's power grid. Yeah,
1:18:11
it seems like a problem. Energy department declaring
1:18:14
an emergency for the nation's largest energy
1:18:16
grid. I hope it all works out. Probably won't.
1:18:19
This world's ending. Now to a major settlement
1:18:22
over price fixing in the egg industry. Let me
1:18:26
egg the house of the people that messed up the
1:18:28
prices. which may have been a factor in the rising
1:18:31
costs in recent years. Rebecca Jarvis has that.
1:18:34
All right, so there's problems with eggs. Unless
1:18:37
they're scrambled, I'm not really a big fan.
1:18:40
Frankie Muniz is stepping into a new stage of
1:18:47
life. Oh, yeah, you know. I love Malcolm in the
1:18:51
Middle. I have not watched the remake yet. On
1:18:54
July 1st, the Malcolm in the Middle... Remember
1:18:55
Agent Cody Banks? That hot -ass British co -star.
1:18:59
Starz shares that he and his wife, Paige Price,
1:19:01
have made the decision to go their separate ways
1:19:03
after six years of marriage. Ah, it sucks. You
1:19:07
know, you get married, they cut. And then it's
1:19:09
over. Carly Cross' modeling, how to navigate
1:19:13
politics within her extended family. The supermodel
1:19:17
who was married to Joshua Kushner, the brother.
1:19:19
Ah, yeah. Seth Kushner. Annoying radio executive.
1:19:24
You mean producer? Jared Kushner, who is married
1:19:26
to Ivanka Trump, details maintaining her own
1:19:29
political beliefs while being a part of a family
1:19:32
with differing views. All right, so, whatever.
1:19:36
Just kissing Trump's ass, aren't you? Happy Hot
1:19:40
Topic! Serena Williams is expressing her gratitude
1:19:51
after her highly anticipated Wimbledon comeback
1:19:53
ended in a loss. Loser! On Tuesday, June 30th,
1:20:00
the tennis star returned to singles competition
1:20:02
after a nearly four -year absence. All right,
1:20:04
so she lost. Whatever. I'm getting bored with
1:20:07
these headlines. Danny Clever has Alzheimer's.
1:20:10
It sucks. Trump made a million dollars on Bitcoin.
1:20:12
Screw you. And there's this adorable woman. Owning
1:20:16
a wardrobe mishap in Hollywood. That is groundbreaking.
1:20:19
Anne Hathaway, who is expecting her. Such a hot
1:20:22
piece of ass. A third baby with husband Adam
1:20:24
Shulman. That's about to be mine! He's the one
1:20:27
that got a vasectomy. Stepped out in New York
1:20:29
City on June 30th wearing a long -sleeve red
1:20:32
peplum jumpsuit seemingly on backwards. Ha ha!
1:20:36
Makes your boobs pop out. The actress took to
1:20:40
Instagram on July 1st to share articles from...
1:20:43
Makes the boobs look amazing. ...various news
1:20:45
outlets commenting on Hathaway's 180 take on
1:20:48
showing off... Man, these levels are terrible.
1:20:50
The music's louder than the announcer. ...her
1:20:52
baby bump. And it seems like she didn't even
1:20:54
realize. Hmm, hmm, hmm. Such a cutie pie. I did?
1:20:59
I did. Sit on my lap. I love you very much. Oh,
1:21:10
you're so cute. You're so cute. I'm sure she
1:21:14
would love hearing that. A new limited series
1:21:17
surrounding the JonBenet Ramsey case will...
1:21:20
The move will mark... What the hell's going on
1:21:22
with the computer today? ...view this winter,
1:21:23
and the cast announcement is already making headlines.
1:21:26
Yeah, that parent's really messed up, JonBenet,
1:21:29
let's be honest. Per a July 1st press release,
1:21:32
The Murder of JonBenet Ramsey will release on
1:21:35
Netflix with actor Clive Owen stepping into the
1:21:37
role of JonBenet's father, Jon Ramsey, while
1:21:40
actress Emily Mitchell will play JonBenet. As
1:21:43
for Jon's wife, Patsy Ramsey, Bridesmaid star
1:21:45
Melissa McCarthy will portray JonBenet's mother.
1:21:48
Yeah. There you go. All right. Time for Kardashian
1:21:56
news. What's on his mind? Nepotism's thrown,
1:22:12
they sittin' in the plush Built an empire off
1:22:14
nothin' but the hush Reality's a script, ain't
1:22:17
no realness in the cut Talent's on vacation,
1:22:19
they just takin' what's corrupt Hoppy's on the
1:22:22
mic, call it verbal demolition Exposin' fake
1:22:24
lives, media's worse addiction Idiocracy crammed,
1:22:27
it's the brain on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome
1:22:30
to Kardashian News Where the truth gets aired,
1:22:34
Hoppy breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware Fake
1:22:36
smells, fake lies, fake drugs All right, now.
1:22:54
Happy Hot Topic. Here's Kylie and Kylie talking
1:23:00
about. What's going on here? What's playing?
1:23:02
Shut up. 2026. Stupid pop -ups. Here's Kylie
1:23:06
and Kylie talking about when they pranked their
1:23:07
mom. I want to call Stoss right now from your
1:23:10
phone and be like, Kylie's in jail. Oh my God,
1:23:15
do it. Wait, what do we say? Okay, you're going
1:23:17
to say. No, I need a prayer. All right, I feel
1:23:19
stupid if you're listening to that. It's time
1:23:21
for Jesse Smollett. Ah, geez. Here we go, right
1:23:30
now. You came in hot, then the room went cold
1:23:42
Big talks, small moves, same tired shows Paper
1:23:47
thin smile, cheap suit, loud stare You wrecked
1:23:51
your own mess, then you act shocked Now the floor
1:23:55
shakes, then the truth walks in You want a crowd,
1:23:59
better say it again Every word sings, every lie
1:24:03
falls flat One more wink and we all know that
1:24:09
Just be smart and What a mess, what a mess Just
1:24:13
be smart and You can't stand that stress Just
1:24:16
be smart and Say it loud, say it fast Just be
1:24:21
smart and Fast, done, didn't last, fast, fast,
1:24:24
hey Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
1:24:27
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
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boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
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boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
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boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
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boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
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boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
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boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
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boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
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boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
1:24:33
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
1:24:36
boom And the truth walks in You want a crowd,
1:24:51
better say it again Every word stings, every
1:24:55
lie falls flat One more wink and we all know
1:25:00
that Jussie Smollett What a mess, what a mess
1:25:04
Jussie Smollett You can't fit that stress Jussie
1:25:09
Smollett Say it loud, say it fast Jussie Smollett
1:25:13
That stunt didn't last Bye. Bye. Oh, yeah. Let
1:26:12
me press this button right here. Oh, yeah. 856
1:26:21
-489 -HAPPY. 856 -494 -6773. Call you to me at
1:26:29
Ryan Happy Radio. All right. Here's Jussie Smollett's
1:26:33
new boyfriend talking about how he met him. I'm
1:26:37
pretty sure this relationship began on infidelity.
1:26:39
Because wasn't he just engaged? I mean, I could
1:26:42
be wrong, but trust me, he is a scumbag, so it's
1:26:44
hard to trust him. Aiding a black man. And you
1:26:56
can tell me when to stop because I'm not going
1:26:57
to reveal his identity. All these podcasts kiss
1:27:01
the ass of the celebrities. Ask the hard -hitting
1:27:03
questions. A story to tell. He is a celebrity.
1:27:07
I am dating a celebrity. Do you think he's the
1:27:12
one? I know it. Oh, yeah. Give me tears. You'll
1:27:16
be sick of running to the lube. I'm 100 % sure.
1:27:22
I could get emotional. Oh, yeah. I don't know
1:27:25
if he can get emotional because he's a sociopath.
1:27:30
I've met my equal. Oh, yeah. So you're a douche
1:27:34
as well? Mm -hmm. So you know how to waste taxpayer
1:27:38
and cop's money? Mm -hmm. Over a fraudulent case?
1:27:43
And it is powerful when you meet someone who
1:27:46
you feel 100 % safe with, you feel 100 % secure
1:27:49
with. Oh, yeah, you should not feel secure with
1:27:52
him. He's a liar! I mean, the sex can be good,
1:27:55
you know? But that doesn't mean you trust him.
1:27:58
Who you... You can just trust with your heart
1:28:02
because, you know, they are just a... Great human
1:28:04
being. Oh, yeah. When I think of a great guy,
1:28:07
I think of Jussie Smollett. And they get everything.
1:28:13
You know, it's just. This is like the newlyweds.
1:28:16
Like, you know, fresh in a relationship. You're
1:28:19
so happy. Butterflies. Wait till this ends. Special.
1:28:24
It's pretty amazing. And so. Oh, yeah. He's good
1:28:27
at mouth hugs. That's the reason why. We're taking
1:28:31
it slow and not. Oh, I wonder if they've plowed
1:28:33
yet. You know, not taking it slow. Oh, yeah.
1:28:38
Taking it slow. We are deep in love. But why
1:28:43
we are not publicly yet, because we don't want
1:28:46
comments. Yeah, it's already happened. You were
1:28:49
making out outside of the airport. We know you're
1:28:52
plowing each other. Or one person's plowing one.
1:28:55
You know what I mean? And so. We are protecting
1:28:58
the love we have. Oh, that's so cute! Because,
1:29:04
you know, I do believe this is going to be my
1:29:06
husband. All right, good luck with that, and
1:29:08
it'll be the best divorce ever. Why am I saying
1:29:13
that? Because he just says, you know, man. All
1:29:15
right, time for Taylor Swift news. You keep a
1:29:26
list so long Of every name you broke You turn
1:29:33
your tears to headlines And you watch the whole
1:29:37
thing flow Always the victim post Always the
1:29:44
perfect face You sign that little paper And leave
1:29:51
no little trace Tell me who gets banged You never
1:29:58
say your name You flip the frame, you flip the
1:30:01
frame Then you walk away It's always them, always
1:30:05
them Never you, never you It's always them, always
1:30:08
them That's your favorite thing to do All right,
1:30:21
now. Anthony, I got to say, I am so impressed
1:30:27
with your collection. And by the way, do you
1:30:30
have anything from, just because it's kind of,
1:30:33
there are a couple people are talking about right
1:30:35
now. Anything with Taylor Swift or Travis Kelsey?
1:30:39
Well, I'm going to be there. I'm going to be
1:30:41
there. You're going to the wedding? I got the
1:30:44
invite. There you go. I got the invite. Here's
1:30:48
a Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne goes, I don't need to
1:30:52
do a versus. I'm so good at my catalog. And then
1:30:57
he gets mad when he's not invited to Coachella.
1:31:00
And then he's late to a concert in Maine. I've
1:31:04
seen him twice and he's always late. And then
1:31:06
he's like, why don't people respect me? Because
1:31:10
you're annoying. And you are the most listened
1:31:12
to artist by me. On Spotify, I love the idea
1:31:16
of Lil Wayne. I don't love Lil Wayne, but he's
1:31:20
lazy and stupid. Wayne had a concert last night,
1:31:23
except there was no Lil Wayne in sight. Yeah,
1:31:25
I hate it when rappers don't show up. And then
1:31:28
they wonder why they're not respected. The rapper
1:31:31
was a no -show for his concert in Maine last
1:31:33
night. Wheezy was supposed to play the Bangor
1:31:35
Waterfront with special guest 2 Chainz. Oh, yeah.
1:31:38
Look at us, we're Rich as F, so we don't give
1:31:41
a fuck. He was scheduled to take the stage at
1:31:43
10 .45 p .m., but... That's really lame, man.
1:31:46
You gave him plenty of time. Minutes after the
1:31:49
scheduled start time, the crowd was told he wasn't
1:31:51
coming out. Just tell him at 8 o 'clock. That's
1:31:54
why you're a douchebag. You're washed up. Every
1:32:00
time you release a new Carter, there's only like
1:32:02
two good songs. Local report. No explanation
1:32:05
was offered. It's probably too high on Coney
1:32:07
and Brandon. Fans lit up Weezy on social media
1:32:10
for being rude and disrespectful to his fans.
1:32:13
This is coming from a diehard fan. I love Fireman.
1:32:17
I'm a Fireman. God, he thinks he's better than
1:32:21
you. He's an idiot. This isn't the first time
1:32:24
he bailed on the show. Yeah, and not the last
1:32:26
time. And then he'll be like, why don't I get
1:32:29
invited to Coachella? Because of that. Idiot.
1:32:33
Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour
1:32:48
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
1:32:52
before. Whenever we're going outside, oh, I smell.
1:32:58
And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.
1:33:03
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
1:33:06
to this next song, you can skip over it. But
1:33:08
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
1:33:11
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
1:33:15
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Here's D for all
1:33:21
the bobblehead. She'll have it unmuted, right?
1:33:26
Come on, come on! I already feel that. It's the
1:33:32
mighty Bobblehead! She's a Bobblehead! She's
1:33:37
a Bobblehead! She's a Bobblehead! She's a Bobblehead!
1:33:41
She's a Bobblehead! She's a Bobblehead! It goes
1:33:55
boing, boing, boing It goes boing, boing, boing
1:34:00
Just one way in but no way out I tell you about
1:34:05
this girl deep, deep in the south I got a little,
1:34:18
I got a little, I'm looking at a place. I'm looking
1:34:23
at a, I'm looking at a list and I'm rubbing on
1:34:26
my car. Oh, please just give me head I ain't
1:34:31
done a bit And I ain't breakin' bread She ain't
1:34:34
gotta be a nine She ain't gotta be a dime She
1:34:37
can be a fuckin' six When she show you this shit
1:34:40
Sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky Lick, lick,
1:34:43
licky, licky, licky She swallowed all my dick
1:34:52
She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's
1:34:56
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, it goes boing,
1:35:00
boing, boing, boing, boing, it goes boing, boing,
1:35:04
boing, boing, boing, she's a bobblehead, she's
1:35:08
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, it goes boing,
1:35:13
boing, boing, boing, boing, it goes boing. We'll
1:35:23
see you next time. If a nigga ever wanna look
1:35:30
around for some good head That's what she give
1:35:32
them People respect her when they see her They
1:35:34
say, hey, not ho Cause they know that it's something
1:35:37
that you real good for And she ain't picking
1:35:40
by the spot If I say come, she go So I could
1:35:43
be smoking that shit And when I bust, he blow
1:35:45
I ain't know you could do it like it do it You
1:35:48
do it constantly sweating So let me give you
1:35:50
some fluid But when you suck it, just suck it
1:35:53
with pride Open up wide and stuff it in there
1:35:56
like you really love it Don't touch it If you
1:35:59
want taste it, I tell you that you a tease. And
1:36:01
that'll be the last time that you ever see me.
1:36:04
So team, if you hear some flurfin' noises on
1:36:07
side of bed, then you know what I done came from.
1:36:09
Let the poor say it. She's a bobblehead. She's
1:36:13
a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead.
1:36:17
She's a bobblehead. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse
1:36:38
me. I am looking for a Bible. If you is not a
1:36:41
Bible, then please get off of my house. Old bills.
1:36:44
Old will. Do what you want to do. What? No deal.
1:36:48
Old will. If you hit a window, then it probably
1:37:15
was perfect. Oh yeah, I like when that bomb hand
1:37:46
when I'm getting married. I'm just kidding. Welcome
1:37:49
to Happy Hour. In your heart, you know where
1:38:01
you're going. And now for something completely
1:38:04
different. Door is closing. Door is closing.
1:38:25
Something completely different. It's happy hour.
1:38:43
It's happy hour. Yes, the most listened to radio
1:39:03
show of all time. And the other stations are
1:39:05
tuned in too. Yo. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking
1:39:34
down the scenes. NBA problems. Oh, yeah. Fancy
1:39:38
wives wildin', stories about the queens. Droppin'
1:39:41
dollars, bombs all in on the schemes. These moves,
1:39:44
man, he knows it all. From sandals to the court,
1:39:47
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
1:39:51
Hoppy Hour got the... I got that shock and awe
1:39:53
MJ to Kobe, legends in the game Shaq's big presence,
1:39:57
true hall of fame Hoppy's skills at T, ain't
1:40:00
playing tame Behind the curtain, nothing left
1:40:03
the same Hoppy's loose man, he knows it all From
1:40:06
scandals to the court, rise and fall Tune in,
1:40:10
now you'll have a ball Hoppy, I got that shock
1:40:13
and awe Crazy exes, wild and scandalous. League
1:40:17
full of stories, ain't nothing fabulous. Ryan
1:40:20
breaks it down, gets unanimous. Tuna hoppy hour,
1:40:23
never anomalous. Y 'all know the score, but he
1:40:26
got the keeper. He's not gonna be sick of it,
1:40:28
stats like a keeper. Pushes every week, analysis
1:40:31
sweeper. NBA's real talk, cuts to the sleeper.
1:40:35
Bobby Zeus, man, he knows it all. From scandals
1:40:38
to the court, rise and fall. You're still listening,
1:41:09
bitch. On the Ball in the Family podcast, Lonzo
1:41:23
Angelo reacted to the LaMelo Ball trade to the
1:41:30
Minnesota Timberwolves for Nas Reed and Peaks
1:41:32
and also spoke on their parents' divorce. There's
1:41:35
a lot that's been going on this past week, gents.
1:41:39
LaMelo got traded from the Hornets to the Timberwolves.
1:41:42
Zol G. What y 'all think about it, man? Give
1:41:45
us like... I don't even hear this. It's stippin'.
1:41:47
What's going on here? Rob Blanker is finally
1:41:50
starting to cook in free agency. Lakers went
1:41:53
out and got their starting center to partner
1:41:56
with Lucas... Ah, it's white boy basketball.
1:42:00
Donchich and Austin Reeves. They are trading
1:42:03
for Walker Kessler from the Utah Jazz. The Lakers
1:42:06
traded two unprotected first round picks. So
1:42:08
there's... Let me see here. Here's Sean Kemp
1:42:12
saying LeBron should not be compared to Jordan.
1:42:16
I don't think LeBron should be compared to Michael
1:42:19
Jordan either. LeBron should be compared to Magic
1:42:22
Johnson. Right, I agree with that. I think whoever
1:42:24
started that shit up got it totally wrong. LeBron
1:42:28
is not no damn Michael Jordan. This is the guy
1:42:33
that went up against him. He's more like Michael
1:42:35
Jordan. There's Steven Jackson. What do we got
1:42:40
here? Here's Jason Tatum saying his mom didn't
1:42:45
let him spend any money off of his salary when
1:42:48
he first joined the league and it was all off
1:42:51
of endorsements. Your mom today plays what role
1:42:54
in your business? My mom is like the overseer.
1:42:59
Everything goes to her. A good overseer too.
1:43:03
The best. There's nobody more trustworthy than
1:43:08
my mom. She is over Everything that has to do
1:43:12
with Jason Tatum. It's not efficient for... Whatever.
1:43:15
His mom's a milf, though. Let's see here. Here's
1:43:18
Rich Palms being a bitch. We normally sit down
1:43:21
and we talk about best fit. You know, obviously,
1:43:24
he's always been a max player, so that's always
1:43:27
been the team had to have max cap space. Yeah,
1:43:30
now he's past his prime. So -and -so. I don't
1:43:34
even hear Rich Palms. I hate the whole LeBron
1:43:37
universe and Rich Paul and Max Kellerman and
1:43:42
Nick Wright of Clutch Sports. They're all kiss
1:43:45
asses. No thank you, man. Here's Aries Spears
1:43:52
going off on LeBron. Yo, what up, it's your boy
1:43:55
Aries Spears here. I know who you are, dude.
1:43:57
What they say about LeBron James is true. And
1:44:00
he's in fact leaving the Lakers. And he decides
1:44:03
to go elsewhere, and they're hinting at the Warriors
1:44:05
to form what will be yet another super team alongside
1:44:09
Steph Curry, Draymond Green, and they hinted
1:44:12
at Anthony Davis. Alright, so there's that guy
1:44:14
talking. Here is Jalen Brunson back at Stevenson
1:44:18
High School, the same high school that beat John
1:44:20
Hersey in 2012. What's up, y 'all? It's Jalen
1:44:22
here. I'm back at Stevenson High School for my
1:44:24
youth camp. You know, just giving back to the
1:44:26
community and the young kids here. It's the offseason
1:44:32
and we're getting back into the swing of things.
1:44:34
At least I am. Here is Patrick Bet -David saying
1:44:41
how LeBron will be remembered as a Laker. The
1:44:44
last time I rooted for the Lakers was a day before
1:44:46
he came to the Lakers. I've never been a fan
1:44:48
of the way He built up the NBA. I'm not a fan
1:44:50
of the way he did it. Do you see the clips of
1:44:53
Michael of the stuff that he did? My God, that
1:44:56
guy was one of a kind. You just fell in love
1:44:59
with the guy. And LeBron never had that. I don't
1:45:03
know. Patrick Vette, David. You're a multi -level
1:45:07
marketing douchebag. Stop taking it with a grain
1:45:11
of salt. Anthony Davis said he went from 6 '3
1:45:15
to 6 '10 in three months. We got this. Some breaking
1:45:22
news from Shams. The Celtics are trading Jalen
1:45:26
Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George.
1:45:29
Two first round picks and two second round picks.
1:45:32
And here's what Jalen Brown said about... This
1:45:36
is my personal opinion on basketball. Some of
1:45:38
y 'all might... Here's what Jalen Brown said
1:45:39
about Joel Embiid. This is my personal opinion
1:45:42
on basketball. Some of y 'all might disagree.
1:45:44
I disagree. You know what I mean? Mm -hmm. Argue
1:45:47
with your grandma. Flopping has ruined our game.
1:45:51
Joel Embiid is a great player. One of the best
1:45:54
bigs in fucking basketball history. Flops. So
1:45:59
do you. You know what? This ain't breaking news.
1:46:01
And now your teammates. You know what I mean?
1:46:04
It is what it is. Keep it up. Like I said, y
1:46:09
'all can post it on these paid accounts. And
1:46:12
now your teammates. Jalen Brown, the prima donna.
1:46:17
He knows he's not as talented as Jason Tatum,
1:46:21
even though he's finals MVP. So he had a little
1:46:25
chip on his shoulder and his ego got in the way.
1:46:29
And you know what the worst part about him was?
1:46:31
About his ego? It's now he gets to play in 76ers
1:46:35
land where they're never going to win. And this
1:46:39
is a terrible trade. Why the hell would the Celtics
1:46:41
want that loser? That perennial choker known
1:46:45
as Paul George. Maybe Paul George in 2017, please.
1:46:50
2026 or 2027. When he cares more about his podcast.
1:46:54
What a terrible trade. So stupid. which is just
1:46:59
absolutely insane to me. In my opinion, the 76ers
1:47:03
have won the trade with no doubt. Of course.
1:47:07
Paul George, when it's all said and done, is
1:47:10
a nice player. He'll go on all fame, blah, blah,
1:47:13
blah. But he's kind of better as a podcast host.
1:47:18
He ain't going to give the Celtics a championship.
1:47:20
This is a terrible trade. And Brad Stevens just
1:47:23
got ran out there. And Jalen Brown, now you get
1:47:28
to hang out with Embiid. How does that feel?
1:47:30
The guy you're talking smack about is now your
1:47:33
teammate. That's got to be awkward. Oh, yeah.
1:47:41
Let me light this up. How many days until NFL
1:47:45
kickoff? 69! It's 69 days until the NFL kickoff.
1:47:52
Oh yeah, it's going to be a party. Tennessee
1:47:59
Titans ex -scout convicted of murdering his pregnant
1:48:03
girlfriend. There's that. Joe Hader, Hayden from
1:48:10
the Cleveland Browns, says that it was not enough
1:48:13
money to make $50 million as he doesn't have
1:48:15
a lot left. And these guys are just losers with
1:48:18
their money. But first, call the show. 856 -49
1:48:22
-OP. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me
1:48:28
at RyanOPRadio. You can always email me. RyanOPRadio
1:48:32
.gmail .com. Up next, we got this news about
1:48:36
Warren Sapp, who's a loser! All right. So ex
1:48:57
-NFL star Warren Sapp is being investigated over
1:49:00
alleged battery at a senior home. And his attorney
1:49:03
commented in the comment section and said, I'm
1:49:05
his attorney. Shame on you, TMZ. There is not
1:49:07
and will not be a case against Warren. He was
1:49:09
a victim here. This is classic hack job journalism
1:49:12
for bait and click. So I gotta be careful legally
1:49:15
when I say things because his lawyer's already
1:49:17
on it. But guess what? We honor that Warren Sapp's
1:49:21
a douchebag. I know NFL players that say that
1:49:26
they can't have him in public around people at
1:49:29
their calabars. I wonder who I'm talking about.
1:49:31
Because he just acts up. He's a dark. He's a
1:49:34
brain -dead moron. Was he a very good player?
1:49:38
Of course. He was a ball. He was a shot caller,
1:49:41
man. But he's an idiot. I wouldn't want him to
1:49:46
date my daughter, especially if she's a prostitute
1:49:48
in Phoenix. What's going on with this loser?
1:49:52
NFL star Warren Sapp was investigated for an
1:49:55
alleged battery to senior living facility in
1:49:57
Florida, but prosecutors ultimately declined
1:49:59
to file charges. Yeah, you know. Rich and elite
1:50:03
always get away with it. I don't know. Warren
1:50:08
Sapp just creeps me out, dude. He just seems
1:50:10
wishy -washy. Like, if you cannot... Bring a
1:50:14
guy to certain parties because you don't know
1:50:16
how he's going to act. That's a problem. Now,
1:50:20
we all know that Warren Sepp was a parlor, a
1:50:23
shot caller, but he's an idiot. Do not like the
1:50:28
guy. There's nothing likeable about him. He's
1:50:30
stupid. According to a police report obtained
1:50:33
by TMZ, a female employee claimed Sapp became
1:50:36
upset while trying to get answers about a family
1:50:37
member's denied insurance claims. Yeah. That's
1:50:40
the insurance's problem, not the people at the
1:50:43
nursing home, you idiot! She says he grew increasingly
1:50:45
agitated, reached for her phone while she was
1:50:47
speaking to her boss on speaker. Oh yeah, he
1:50:50
thinks he's above everybody that he can touch
1:50:52
their stuff! Even though if I touched his phone,
1:50:55
he'd get mad. Shut up! And then grabbed her wrist.
1:50:58
Oh yeah, man. Oh yeah! She was getting kinky.
1:51:02
police reviewed security footage but the alleged
1:51:04
contact wasn't visible because of the camera
1:51:06
angle officers said they believed there was probable
1:51:08
cause for a battery charge but prosecutors declined
1:51:10
to move forward with the case yeah because he's
1:51:13
warren so they let him get away with it stupid
1:51:17
miami attorney They're all ducks. You're all
1:51:24
rich and elite that think you're better than
1:51:26
us because you are legally. God, Warren Sapp
1:51:29
just creeps me out, Dan. He's just such a duck.
1:51:31
I'm Warren Sapp. When he would go on Mike Kelta,
1:51:36
when I would board up his show, he would go on
1:51:38
Mike Kelta's Sunday morning football show or
1:51:40
whatever when Kelta does the live broadcast at
1:51:42
the Buccaneers game. And Warren Sapp couldn't
1:51:44
stop swearing. I'm like, are you that brain dead?
1:51:47
And I remember Kelton was like, the FCC fine
1:51:50
is literally your net worth because you went
1:51:52
through all your money. God, Warren Staffs the
1:51:56
worst. Of course he got away with it. He's rich
1:52:00
and famous. If I did that, I'd be criminally
1:52:02
charged. Oh, but he's a part of one of the best
1:52:05
football defenses ever. Let's let him get away
1:52:07
with it. Everybody around South Tampa talks about
1:52:10
how much of a douche you are because you are
1:52:12
one. But hey, at least he won a Super Bowl. Kiss
1:52:18
my ass and enjoy it. I'll fire in your face,
1:52:20
dude. Ryan Hop on the mic, spittin' fire again.
1:53:03
National waves and the city's a -spinnin'. Walkin'
1:53:05
headlines, man, you can't resist. Every scoop
1:53:08
hittin' harder than a clenched fist. Tabloid
1:53:11
news, we makin' it spin. On Happy Hour, where
1:53:14
the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's get in
1:53:17
the mix. From St. Pete to the world, we bringin'
1:53:19
the fix. We in the... Let's go! Happy Hot Topic!
1:53:27
Who will redevelop the historic gas plant district
1:53:29
in St. Petersburg? We could know the answer to
1:53:32
that question as soon as tomorrow. All right,
1:53:34
so we'll find out tomorrow. What a waste of everyone's
1:53:37
time. Restaurant fees might be not quite as hard
1:53:43
to stomach anymore because starting today, there
1:53:45
is a new provision in Florida requiring restaurants
1:53:48
to disclose surcharges. Good. Good job. Your
1:53:54
4th of July celebrations in Sarasota may have
1:53:57
to be put on hold this year. Oh, yeah. You always
1:54:01
have the morons that ruin it. Sarasota County
1:54:03
says lighting fireworks at home this year could
1:54:06
violate the county's burn ban. You know, cops
1:54:09
are going to be on it because they're dark. Whatever.
1:54:14
What do we have here? It all went down around
1:54:18
9 a .m. Tuesday on Hardin Boulevard near the
1:54:21
intersection of Ariana Street. At the time, the
1:54:24
ambulance was driving in the northbound lanes,
1:54:26
transporting a patient to the hospital. Dash
1:54:29
cam video shows a white Volkswagen Jetta make
1:54:32
a U -turn in front of the ambulance, then drive
1:54:36
into the same lane. Loser! Maybe he's just a
1:54:41
bad driver. Then that happened there and he got
1:54:43
arrested. What's going on here? Palm Harbor psychiatrist
1:54:47
charged for allegedly possessing child pornography
1:54:50
also faced a judge today. You know what he should
1:54:53
face? I think you know where I'm going with this.
1:54:56
There's one way to fix pedophilia. Right? Oh,
1:55:01
yeah. What is going on here? Following a busy
1:55:07
month of water rescues, today lifeguards start
1:55:09
warning you to be careful ahead of the 4th of
1:55:11
July weekend. All right, so be careful. It's
1:55:14
going to be crazy out there. Those are going
1:55:17
to be a lot of hot -ass women. And now, back
1:55:21
to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
1:55:24
Hot 97 .7. Yeah, let's bring out this. Fresno
1:55:30
News to end the Fresno broadcast. Yeah, yeah,
1:55:35
yeah. Microphone king. That's me, bitch. Yeah,
1:55:40
yeah, yeah. We'll be right back. Weapons at work.
1:56:19
More Fresno County officials could soon be able
1:56:21
to conceal carry a weapon on county property.
1:56:24
It's going to end well. Then there's this. A
1:56:29
judge ruling the attorney general does not have
1:56:32
the power to change the game. A decision potentially
1:56:35
saving thousands of jobs and tens of millions
1:56:38
of dollars. So they were trying to ban blackjack
1:56:41
in California. California talks smack about,
1:56:46
you know, Florida. But you're stupid as well.
1:56:49
Oh, geez. And all of those people that are on
1:56:56
the registry currently should not be allowed
1:56:59
to run for office. New tonight at 11, a bill
1:57:03
aiming to keep registered sex offenders from
1:57:05
holding public office failed in the Senate Elections
1:57:09
Committee. Of course California messes it up.
1:57:12
California always runs its mouth about Florida.
1:57:16
But they're the losers. You want a sex offender
1:57:18
running for office and you actually defend it?
1:57:21
Man, fuck that. State Assembly member Esmeralda
1:57:25
Soria authored the bill after a registered sex
1:57:27
offender tried to run for Fresno City Council.
1:57:30
He was creepy, man. He had like underage videos
1:57:32
on his computer. Tonight, we take a look at what
1:57:35
kept a lawmaker from voting yes. Because he's
1:57:38
a pedophile, probably. Soria's reaction to the
1:57:42
bill falling short. Extremely disappointed. Democrat
1:57:46
and Assemblywoman Esmeralda Soria. She's hot.
1:57:50
Reacting to AB 2753, not making it out of the
1:57:53
Senate Elections Committee. What is wrong with
1:57:56
politicians? These losers are ruling the world.
1:58:00
That's the problem. Thank you very much. You're
1:58:03
welcome to speak. Assemblymember. A bill which
1:58:06
aimed to ban registered sex offenders from running
1:58:09
for any local or state offices. comes after registered
1:58:12
sex offender Rene Campos tried to run for Fresno
1:58:17
City Council back in March. Campos pleaded no
1:58:21
contest to a single misdemeanor charge of possessing
1:58:24
and controlling child pornography back in 2018.
1:58:28
In the end, he didn't get enough signatures to
1:58:31
run for city council. But his attempt caused
1:58:36
an uproar, both in Fresno and at the state level.
1:58:40
Soria called him by name during the committee
1:58:42
hearing. When Renee Campos, a registered sex
1:58:47
offender, announced his intention to run for
1:58:49
Fresno City Council. Our community was shocked
1:58:52
and outraged. There are no state laws or statutes
1:58:55
preventing registered sex offenders from running
1:58:57
for public office in California, something Soria
1:58:59
says the community wanted in the wake of Campus'
1:59:02
run. And it didn't happen. I never want to hear
1:59:06
any of these California idiots talk about Florida
1:59:10
or other states. You guys suck. I mean, seriously,
1:59:15
your gas is like nine bucks a gallon and you
1:59:18
defend pedophiles and Gavin Newsom's your governor.
1:59:21
Shut your ass. All right. We got about 30 seconds
1:59:25
left on this broadcast here in Fresno. Oh, it
1:59:31
was a good time. We were hanging out. We were
1:59:32
doing stuff. But, you know, we got to say goodbye.
1:59:50
I shouldn't say it after the wildfires, but it
1:59:52
sucks out there. Bye, bitch. Mm -hmm. See you
2:00:01
on Monday. Mm -hmm. All right. That was for our
2:00:04
Fresno broadcast. Oh, let's do Chicago news.
2:00:07
Oh, yeah. See what these mutants are doing. Mm
2:00:11
-hmm. Live from the go, y 'all. Brian and the
2:00:21
Bulls stand tall, yeah Six Yeah Six mad, but
2:00:34
he been in these mics All in ten heights, now
2:00:37
the cynic get tight From the berms to the block,
2:00:40
that's a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his
2:00:42
name on the lights He got callers on the line,
2:00:45
trying to break they news From the side to the
2:00:48
sticks, they relate to the views Every segment
2:00:50
like a story from the avenue Turn slick, then
2:00:53
he fact -check the attitude This that Chicago
2:00:57
news I'll be out and let them choose From the
2:01:01
heights to the loop, what it do Every block,
2:01:04
every verse in the room Yeah, pretty crazy. So
2:01:24
get in the AC when you can. Check on your pets.
2:01:26
All right, so they're saying it's hot out. That's
2:01:28
the most Illinois thing ever. It's hot every
2:01:31
day in Florida, bitch. Also breaking tonight,
2:01:34
we're learning the identities and charges of
2:01:36
the men arrested in connection with Monday's
2:01:38
attack on a CBS Chicago news crew. They are William
2:01:41
Huerta, Rafael Salinas, and John Twist. What
2:01:44
a bunch of thugs! Losers. You make the whole
2:01:49
city look bad, and then this dork makes the state
2:01:51
look bad. Happy Hot Topic! Governor J .B. Pritzker
2:01:56
says he thinks President Trump has dementia.
2:01:59
Ah, geez. You know what, Dan? You suck, man!
2:02:03
You claim you don't like Trump, but then you're
2:02:06
doing the thing he does by talking about other
2:02:08
people. You're a loser! And you have no willpower.
2:02:12
You have to take frickin', uh, get all those
2:02:15
zepics all this way, you dork. The Supreme Court
2:02:21
has ruled to uphold state bans on transgender
2:02:23
athletes in girls' sports. Alright, here's my
2:02:26
thing. I am totally for trans rights. But you
2:02:30
know how you got to do it? If you are trans,
2:02:33
you got to have a category of trans. So if you're
2:02:36
man to woman, have all the men to woman, mm -hmm,
2:02:40
compete in the same area. Well, whatever. That's
2:02:44
a touchy subject. Time for Winston -Salem News.
2:02:48
Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem News. From
2:03:00
Winston, Salem, I'm talkin' clean. Spirulina
2:03:03
breeze in my daily routine. Got that draw when
2:03:06
I roll through the lines. Slow with the words,
2:03:09
but the thought still shines. Rhyme hoppin' on
2:03:11
the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play.
2:03:15
Say what he mean, let the truth come through.
2:03:18
If it hit the room, then it hit the room. He
2:03:21
don't bite his tongue. No, he let it fly. If
2:03:27
it's on his mind. Winston -Salem news Tell the
2:03:34
truth Winston -Salem news Coming through Half
2:03:40
an hour on the dial Let it loose Winston -Salem
2:03:44
news That's the truth Winston -Salem news Happening
2:03:59
now, the search is on for a woman who escaped
2:04:01
to the North Piedmont confinement in response
2:04:03
to a violation center for women in Lexington.
2:04:06
Oh, yeah, this is like a real -life prison break.
2:04:10
Officials say they were alerted to Mary Helms'
2:04:12
escape during... She looks like a crazy broad.
2:04:14
...the facility's 4 p .m. headcount. So there's
2:04:17
that, and then there's... This is the most small
2:04:19
-market headline ever. At Winston -Salem, police
2:04:22
investigating a crash in the parking lot at Hanes
2:04:25
Mall. Oh, yeah! I love Hanes Mall. Mm -hmm. They
2:04:30
got a very good Sonic and Sonic. I used to go
2:04:33
there with my Nana. Mm -hmm. But this is when
2:04:37
you know you're in a small market, when you're
2:04:38
covering a car crash. Happened outside the Belk
2:04:41
department store. Six vehicles were involved.
2:04:44
Police tell WXII the cause of the crash appears
2:04:47
to be a medical emergency. Ah, there you go.
2:04:51
It's North Carolina news. Let's end with Cleveland
2:04:55
news like we always do. Let's do it. Town echoes
2:05:21
the cabs and faded cabs past the preaching hustle.
2:05:24
Corner kids trading maps where the vibe's Midwest,
2:05:26
but the struggle overlaps. Cleveland news, where
2:05:30
the truth gets raw. Rust belt blues, every crack,
2:05:33
every flaw. Until it takes no sugar, no draw.
2:05:37
Hoppy on the mic spitting facts, no law. Back
2:05:40
alleys whisper, still grit in the air. Hoppy
2:05:42
pulling cards, city troops laid bare. Bar sharper
2:05:45
than the skyline, no time to spare. Opinions
2:05:47
heavy as the lake, but he don't care. Woo! Aesthetic
2:05:51
hum in the booth. Voice booming through the speakers.
2:05:54
Hittin' with the truth. Tower city shadows. Echoing
2:05:57
the youth. Uncut, unpolished. Cleveland's the
2:06:00
proof. Poppy blends, no rose tint. Just grind
2:06:03
every segment. A slice of Cleveland's mind. From
2:06:06
the flats to the heights. Solar reefs combined.
2:06:09
Unfiltered, unbothered, unrefined. Let's go!
2:06:24
Happy Hot Topic! That's the most Cleveland headline
2:06:33
ever. And the dangers of, if you listen to Alan
2:06:45
Cox in the afternoon, it makes you stupid! They
2:07:25
used the R word here. We think this is art. It
2:07:28
could be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.
2:07:32
We're not Detroit. The masses, sports, you know,
2:07:35
keep people from looking at their own lives and
2:07:37
realizing how bad the facts they got, you know?
2:07:40
I mean, if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself
2:07:45
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,
2:07:48
I live in Cleveland. I'm gonna go shoot myself
2:08:19
and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right?
2:08:44
Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks!
2:08:50
Cleveland sucks! on the outside, whether you're
2:09:12
white, or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long
2:09:16
as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy
2:09:19
or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
2:09:23
If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
2:09:26
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's
2:09:30
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one
2:09:33
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in
2:09:35
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes!
2:09:44
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hey,
2:10:11
I'd like a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do
2:10:15
you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if
2:10:18
you got an albino, send her up, too. In, like,
2:10:21
20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get them
2:10:23
up there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
2:10:26
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
2:10:30
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! I got PhDs
2:10:51
in four scientific disciplines. Really? Why do
2:10:56
you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought
2:11:00
that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray.
2:11:03
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2:11:12
shut your ass. What is it now, Hooper? Have you
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2:11:59
up your buttholes? Now, that's a good... No,
2:12:02
not that specific sign. But why? That's how I
2:12:05
met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him
2:12:08
a good butthole. I told you not, never, ever,
2:12:10
not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's
2:12:13
name in the house again. I don't think you said
2:12:15
his name. I swear they're a too busy band to
2:12:19
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2:12:24
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2:12:26
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2:12:34
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2:12:37
of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal
2:12:41
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2:12:45
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learn to gain education and join the workforce.
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I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So
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when you meet someone with autism, don't feel
2:22:30
sorry for them. Work with them. Find out for
2:22:33
yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's a
2:22:36
condition. To find out more about autism, please
2:22:39
visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's
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time to listen. We'll be right back. We'll see
2:23:59
you next time. See you gettin' loose! We gettin'
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loose! Hey! Let's get it! I'm a strong with a
2:24:15
mean lean. When I'm guilty, then I'm representin'
2:24:18
my home team. I'm super ugly with a stack of
2:24:20
money, it's the Gator King. By the bar, I can
2:24:22
miss the pimpin', it's the Gator Team. Tell them
2:24:25
how we do it, Joe! Gator, Gator 1, rim, they're
2:24:28
spinnin'. And I ain't even drivin', I'm just
2:24:30
parkin' like Pippin'. Slide off in the club,
2:24:32
and the man is in the 50s on fresh snow. Looks
2:24:35
like an MLF and what it is? What it do? Come
2:24:40
on, shawty, let me see you get loose If you bout
2:24:43
it, you can get some Grey Goose And VIP, I'm
2:24:46
putting my hands on you We got the remix, we
2:24:49
got the flow We got them getting down on the
2:24:52
floor We be getting low, we be getting low We
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be getting low, we be getting low Hey, get over
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here, Grey Goose Hey, shawty, let me see you
2:25:03
get loose Don't put no chasers in my drink. I
2:25:15
want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke, drank, smoke,
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drank. Smoke, drank, smoke, drank. I can't walk.
2:25:45
I, I, I. I can't talk. Broken from the day to
2:25:49
the dark. People all for square, but my goons
2:25:52
don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes on me.
2:25:56
And niggas with me drinking dark. Henny mix with
2:25:58
Remy Ma. Party going all night. But we kick it,
2:26:01
kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking. They be getting
2:26:04
choked out. Mix it with some liquor, nigga. We
2:26:06
be getting choked out. Choked out. Choked out.
2:26:09
We be getting choked out. Choked out. Choked
2:26:11
out. We be getting choked out. Choked out. Joke,
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Joke, Joke I'm here. Academy of Martial Arts
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Edmonton, St. Petersburg. Women's self -defense
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classes, kids classes, MMA classes, whatever
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the hell you need. I'll go. Hi there. What'sJaysPrinting
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.com, the best printing company in all the Bay
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Area. Business cards, posters, yard signs, whatever
2:27:30
the hell you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there.
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Finally, I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If
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you live in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall
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.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going
2:27:47
to come back and I'll be out to keep this party
2:27:49
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
2:27:53
DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the
2:27:57
truth is I have a condition known as autism.
2:28:00
That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
2:28:02
That is, autism can strike anyone regardless
2:28:06
of who they are. People with autism normally
2:28:08
have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
2:28:11
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
2:28:15
In the recent study, people with autism are less
2:28:17
likely to have a job and more likely to become
2:28:20
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
2:28:23
and family, having a college education. I have
2:28:27
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
2:28:29
an honorary personality for many years. Always
2:28:31
remember that people with autism want the same
2:28:33
things as you, to be happy and successful, to
2:28:36
find To find out more about autism, please contact
2:28:39
your local mental health center or visit autismspeech
2:28:42
.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
2:28:45
your kindness. Blow the candles out. Blow the
2:29:15
candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius
2:29:18
birthday November 27th. You will like that until
2:29:21
I end up in money heaven. They be thinking they
2:29:24
be claiming the fortune and with the bullshit
2:29:25
they handing out. So let's just make a wish and.
2:29:28
Blow the candles out, pull an all -white Phantom
2:29:30
out I'ma kill them with the pants and the shirt
2:29:32
and the shoes and the hat With the shades and
2:29:33
the chain and the watch is the reason I be standin'
2:29:35
now That's where ice will spin that cake while
2:29:37
I make the icing off the cake It's good to be
2:29:39
there, y 'all Come on, everybody, let's go, let's
2:29:41
go, let's go, let's go We'll be right back. We'll
2:30:50
be right back. I'm a hood star and I'm partying
2:31:34
like a rock star. Do it like my birthday Do it
2:31:48
like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it
2:31:52
like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it
2:31:56
like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it
2:32:06
like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it
2:32:10
like my birthday Do it like my birthday I do
2:32:17
it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts Watch
2:32:20
him, he's bad, just do it in the worst way I'm
2:32:24
a winner, mama, I am in the first place Catch
2:32:26
me on the dance floor, throwing up my birthplace
2:32:29
I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,
2:32:33
I ain't gonna sleep till it was Thursday Kiss
2:32:36
a shot of Patron and blow a birthday Get up with
2:32:39
a G, take a home on Thursday Hurricane, mama,
2:32:43
you can have it your way Y 'all can do it her
2:32:47
way. Homestay room, do not disturb way. That's
2:32:50
how I'ma do it when I do it like my birthday.
2:32:56
Tick tock, clock's a -chookin', playin' cool
2:33:03
breaks. Coffee's out, we're almost done, feels
2:33:05
like robbery in banks. Tryin' to hop me on the
2:33:07
mic, droppin' wisdom through streams. Syndicated
2:33:10
sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh,
2:33:12
the hobby hour is comin' to a close. Radio waves
2:33:15
fading like a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving
2:33:19
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's
2:33:22
just so unfair All my fuzz and fuzz, the laughter's
2:33:30
growing dim Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers
2:33:33
without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street
2:33:37
But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
2:33:39
the heat Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close.
2:33:46
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter
2:33:46
and joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm.
2:33:49
Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, life's buzzing,
2:33:58
but the laughter's growing dim. Eardrums mix
2:34:00
and hoppy like fingers without rings. He ejects
2:34:03
the FM. Shadows hit the street. But soon the
2:34:05
sound will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh,
2:34:08
the happy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves
2:34:11
fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy
2:34:14
Dissolving in the air but we'll keep the rhythm
2:34:17
Oh life's just so unfair Oh life's just so unfair
2:34:24
Nooned in every night like clockwork to a show
2:34:32
Now it's time to face the silence like the TV
2:34:34
on Snow Riot Happy held the mic with humor so
2:34:37
divine The void left in our hearts wider than
2:34:40
a canyon line Coming to an end like a rollercoaster
2:34:51
stopping round a river's bend. Hoppy strokes
2:34:54
and jabs ease our daily grind. Now silence flowers
2:34:56
and the thoughts we can't rewind. Oh, the hoppy
2:34:59
hour is coming to a close. Radio waves fading
2:35:03
like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and joy dissolving
2:35:06
in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
2:35:09
just so unfair. The hoppy hour is coming to a
2:35:12
close. Radio waves fading like a Wilson Rose.
2:35:28
It's time for hockey in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio
2:35:37
.com I like that. He's gone. He probably had
2:35:41
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
2:35:45
all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts
2:35:49
and we'll call it Poppy hour is now over. Poppy
2:35:58
hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
2:36:19
broadcast day. Good night. And God bless America.
2:36:25
Doors closing.