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Blowbot: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 & Fast & Furious Spinoff · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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Things
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nerdy good morning good evening how are
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you I'm pretty good how are you sleepy a me too but that's cuz I just woke up I'm
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trying to drink lots of Mountain Dew to stay awake oh it's Mountain Dew this week
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I just assumed it was Gin oh it's mixed with gin but did they pre-make that or did
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you make that yourself I pre-made it myself wait what well I made it early to
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starting so it's pre-made oh okay you don't just have like a a tumbler of it
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in the fridge ready to go at all times no unfortunately I don't know you cently
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do that with soft drink oh yeah it's true goes flat yeah if there's a way I
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could make my own I would well you could buy like a vacuum seal system or
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something too much effort yeah I'm already
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out because how do they seal them at the factory you know what machine we're not
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going to be able to answer this so never mind how's your week
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been ah work work work okay well that's not interesting for the listeners so no
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but I did do something earlier in the week that wasn't work related and what
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is that I saw a certain certain movie that was really enjoyable oh I saw ging
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the Galaxy Volume 2 yeah I haven't seen it yet when when is that out here it's
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out in like a week I think it's out next week yeah that's so long I think it
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comes out in Australia on the 6th of May I think it is it's probably the same
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here which means like a day later but yeah let me find it
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Guardians two looking now or is it out out I think it might be out here already
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May 4th it comes out which is Thursday so I'll probably see it I know maybe
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Friday or something but that's not important there is one important
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question that I'm sure the listeners are wondering yep does anybody get the tits
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cut off no no I was looking out for it
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damn but I will say this is now my favorite Marvel movie yeah yep wow okay
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better than Fantastic 4 uh just just just pipson just just Pips it but this
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movie is what comic book movie should be just fun okay cool yeah well the first
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one surprised me yeah yeah the first one came out of
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nowhere and was just great this one just I don't know just appeals to me okay now
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the trailers for this the trailers were very different so so I don't know
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spoilers well remember how we're talking about spoilers with trailers last time
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yeah about how like that can give away an entire movie the trailer for this
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gives away maybe the first 15 minutes of the movie huh and that's all like it's not
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really like it's not a that's why I think they came out and get you meet his
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dad and everything like that's very early on in the movie okay so yeah they
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don't ruin anything no no not at
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all that's good I actually I think I'm going to go see it again cool see
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hopefully that's the same with spider man and I'm wrong it's just seems
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like seems like they've ruined that now well yeah I wonder if they have done
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the same cuz yeah they work well for
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Guardians I was I was I had tears at some point in the movie oh was it
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sad it was just that bad yeah no that they were tears of laughter
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okay soon as it comes out you go see it go see it with
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Dan uh well I don't think that's going to be feasible we we got like 24 hours
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we we hanging out you can do it the movie goes for two
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and a half hours I'm going we're going to see a movie his movie well you going
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to see two movies well maybe it's not hard maybe maybe we'll see or the other
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thing you've both seen his movie go see Guardians at the time his
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movie is playing and then just meet up after we'll just come back and and to
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see anyone's got any questions yeah all right cool fair enough I always have to solve
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all the problems here that's true well that's that's why we have you around uh
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well that and there is there's one other segment that uh that we need you for and
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uh we don't do it all the time but we're going to do it this week because
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listener Kyle has sent in something for
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you to review so I'm going to find the jingle and I'm G to play the
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jingle
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okay look reviews so this uh I don't know if you've looked at
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this yet I've just clicked on the link
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mhm this is a I know what this thing be I will link to this in the show notes
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obviously this is a uh robotic [ __ ]
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machine uh sent in to was by Kyle
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and if you just scroll down and watch the video at the bottom I think you'll
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be you'll be a bit you'll be excited I
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think because it's uh it's pretty
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impressive have you seen the heads yeah oh yeah photo
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realistic at the eyebrows it's so good
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so basically it's like uh
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so weird it's got like uh it's like a metal box with
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a uh it's like one of those uh birds that drink the water except it's big uh
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and it's got like a fake human head on it uh and then you can kind of Disguise
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the fact that it's just a big machine by
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putting clothes over it like but I like they they put a lot of look at the hair
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the hair you could re the hair to make it be different styles and stuff and
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yeah in the video they lovingly um you know take the hair out of its little uh
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it's like noted like a what do you call it like a little had it in a little bun
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tarians do yeah he loving the librarian pulls the pen out of her hair and fix it
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back be all sexy like they've done that but it just looks scary yeah it looks
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terrifying because it's attached to a a
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giant giant arm on a robot thing like a
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so how do I review this um it's an Indiegogo campaign well the best thing
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about this is cuz I I was like I I did worry that that Hannah would question
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you having this in the house so uh I
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wasn't sure how to deal with that but luckily uh they mentioned that it can be
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assembled in seconds and when you pull it apart you can just kind of throw a
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cushion on it and uh it's just like it's just you can just it looks like you've
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got clothes right you own clothes so that's not suspicious just pop a cushion
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over the uh the the arm and the you know the body of the the machine it's like
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you know what what [ __ ] machine so uh you just basically you're
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going to need to just back it on uh Indiegogo and then when it
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arrives let us know how it
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goes now the campaign so far is not uh
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at 100% they're almost 50% and they've got 22 days left for the uh the iseland
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robotics service Droid 1.0 that's actually not bad for like a
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Indiegogo campaign most kickstarters and stuff make their money the big money in
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the last 48 hours yeah yeah and uh I like how they've got
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pictures of like uh what's he from Battle Star Galactica and like remember
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robots guys you ever wanted a blow job from a robot
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um see yeah I don't think I could afford one if you go to the Indiegogo page
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scroll down to uh there's a section
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titled it's [ __ ] nightmare fuel it's got a human mouth and then
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it's got like their version of it which is this terrifying deformed the teeth
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really concern me it looks like something from
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Prometheus all right so I need to take some money out of the nasm budget I need
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£300 was that like 600 bucks I have no idea all right we don't really have a
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budget but see what we can do yeah it's
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295 to get a service Droid 1.0 which is the full thing cuz if I'm going to do it
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I want the full thing I just don't want to get the head no which is the things
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you can get you can just get the head and then you can do it by head oh God I
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like the uh it's got this picture under mechanical design which is just a head with an
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arrow [ __ ]
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know well yeah so uh oh yeah and it's got that little suction valve which
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apparently you can pop your thumb over and it provides more suction this thing is just
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creepy
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like we they need to fix the heads but then I'm saying that but it's I guess
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it's no weirder than like a flashlight or something it's just a more elaborate
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no no this is weirder than a flashlight yeah this is so much more weirder than a
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flashlight all right fine I wasn't sure have you seen it the
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video where it's on the the the doing the banana and then the ice block yeah
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yeah it's just it's how it works goes to town on the on the whatever you give
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it and it's they're very careful to mention that you can you know just put a
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apply a bit of force to the foreward and it'll stop you know if it gets a little
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too uh you know too intense for
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you God it features semi hard teeth a tongue and throat Contours comes with a
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exit tube valve on its neck you can press to provide toe curling suction on demand
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oh and it's it's 100% human hair that
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they've jammed on it oh y oh
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yeah what those people selling their hair I bet this is exactly what they
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thought they're selling it for yeah this is I would donate more hair why where am
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I kiding I don't have any but yeah if I knew it was going to be
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used for this that's so weird all right oh you can buy like uh and just in case
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anyone's thinking this is wait no I was going to say it's not sex cuz you can
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get a boy one doesn't matter no women have no use for this
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so so yeah what is a woman using this for yeah nothing absolutely
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nothing all right fine maybe us to keep their clothes on
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yeah they use it to store their cushions on top of I need to get can we talk
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about something else cuz this video I can't stop watching the video and it's
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just no all right while while we're on
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the subject of heads uh this this idiot
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neuroscientist neurosurgeon sorry from from Italy uh who he claims he's going to be
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transplanting human heads is back I thought wasn't he going to do it
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this year yeah well he got this uh Russian guy
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to to to you know sign up to do it but I think I mean
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I it's not really feasible I don't think so that's probably why it hasn't
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happened yet and so it's not a head trans not a head transplant it's a body
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transplant you can't transplant a head you are your head like if there's any part of you
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that is you it's the head so if you swap the head the transplant is everything
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else [ __ ] it doesn't matter but it just frustrates me but I can understand
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it yeah yeah it's it sounds more dramatic to say head transplant because
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yeah otherwise you have to explain like body transplant what does that mean like
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yeah cuz yeah cuz we this on the podcast earlier last year and we thought it was
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going to be happening this year yeah so he's saying now it's about 3 years away
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so 2020 um he made headlines when he claimed that he could do it now uh and a
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Russian man suffering from a spinal muscular atrophy malady called W Hoffman
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disease uh volunteered for the procedure uh and he in
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2016 uh canava the the neurosurgeon released a bunch of
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videos uh of animals that he had apparently performed the surgery on like
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mice and I think a dog and he claims that he's done a head transplant on a
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monkey but he hasn't published anything to do with it he just claims that he's
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done it and if you look at the photos here it's got they've got pictures of
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him uh and I don't know this the whole
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thing is just really creepy like it it I wouldn't trust this guy to swap my head
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on video Yeah of the mouse yeah it's like yeah it's [ __ ] creepy I
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mean if if you really did swap the head on that I guess well that's I mean it's
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impressive that it's moving at all but I mean God it doesn't make me want to it
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doesn't make me confident that my quality of life is going to be good
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after this you know well look at the person who's volunteered his quality of
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life isn't the greatest okay so that may
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still be a step up for him well it's not like we've got a a
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weightlifter or a fit athlete signing up for it no yeah yeah well why would
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you and because the other thing we haven't mentioned this time we've talked
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about this before when we've talked about it though is uh a lot of people
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are concerned about what the Mental effects of this would be on the person
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getting the head transplant body transplant because you get a lot of uh
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rejection psychologically in transplant cases they have that with hand
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transplants and everything that they have to go through a lot of counseling
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and everything for it yeah cuz your your brain's a weird thing and it doesn't
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like it when well your brain is mine's not no you no you'd probably be fine
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yeah you'd like being jerked off by someone else's hand I assume yeah who doesn't
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mhm but it would be weird right to to look down and be like well that's not me
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ah you get used to it yeah well I think the problem is that
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they don't know if you would so ah I would I guess we're going to find out H
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that and also the um your body actually physically rejects transplanted Parts
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sometimes you have to take medication to to stop it
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rejecting the uh yeah someone else's Parts I this would be the same is
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planting a hand though for the rejection I I I
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think well I mean it's your hand's about as big as your head it's a little bit
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your head's a little bit bigger yeah my my head's a bit bigger than my
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hand yeah she'll be all right I mean it's a little more complicated I'm
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assuming I'm not a neurosurgeon but then again I'm not convinced this guy is
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so there's a reason why he's not Consulting us on what he should be doing
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no but if he wants to podcast multipl nasm.com uh we have some thoughts uh I
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mean you could just listen to the show and and then go back and try and find
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Dan's not here uh as you probably noticed because he's on his way to to us
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uh and then we' he mentioned the other week that he was he was interested in uh
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a clip show of all the pre-recorded stuff and so Jenna's been going through
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them and she's found stuff that I [ __ ] I forgot even existed like that
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time I interviewed Hayden Christensen I forgot about
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that which I'm not going to spoil but uh
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it was I was like huh it's pretty funny Pat myself on the
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back and uh yeah there's a bunch of things that we uh that we've done that I don't
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remember and probably I don't remember last week's episode uh what are we
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talking about last week no I don't know I know that's especially a problem when
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people go CU people listen to the m we've done this before as well people
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ask random questions about things we talked about a year ago oh [ __ ] I don't
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know we do this every week yeah so anyway this guy claims he can swap heads
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swap bodies yep I'm just going to have to correct
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you every time you say it that's fine it should be and then oh he's also going to
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try and uh put a frozen brain in a body that's another thing he says he's going to do
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which again what's that going to do he
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is he's going to get a preserved brain from alcohol life extension Foundation
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which is a chronics company uh which those things are all scams as well uh
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but he reckons he's going to take it and put it into a b human body I guess and
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bring it back to life which for Stars CICS in case you
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listeners in case you're thinking of getting yourself Frozen when you die so
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you can be revived have no [ __ ] idea what they're doing like you can't you
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can't just freeze yourself doesn't doesn't work like that like they're
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damaging the body when they do that and generally scientists are
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convinced like irreparable damage is done when you freeze person but you're
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already dead sir right but the point is well then don't pay them like a couple
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of million to hey you're dead who cares body yeah exactly
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stupid yeah pay me a few million dollars I'll freeze you so I think this guy
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maybe the the attention tapered off and so now he's just making stupid claims
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again so anyway I really hope he does it I'm
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interested look if this Russian guy is up for it like really up for it and they
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do it sure that's interesting like I don't think it's a
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good idea but if they want to do it all
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right and then yeah let us know how it
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goes please invite us along I'd love to be in that little viewing room I don't
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know if I would and we can live podcast it no because I have a feeling it's
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going to be like a [ __ ] horror movie like well I I think it's I think it would be
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incredibly disturbing and I don't think this guy is I think this guy is going to
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I think he's going to wake up and be like oh sweet and then just hop up and
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you know go play soccer I think I think it's going to be [ __ ]
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awful and I don't know if I want to see it fine me and Dan will go all right
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good well in order to pay for the trip uh I assume you're going have to go to
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Russia uh we're May going to need to plug the patreon and I've got some
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strike again yeah again we're screwed again what are they complaining about
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this time oh I think they have every right to complain they want to
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renegotiate since they last had their right or stri and had their contract
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whatever since they last ruined television for six months the way we
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watch television has greatly changed that's true like we binge watch we watch
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everything online we watch everything on Netflix and other streaming services
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yeah the way that writers sort of make money without it is now is they make it
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off how many episodes or once it gets a syndication or something right okay but
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that's not a thing anymore like syndication like where you
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get the reruns and stuff yeah now it's just always available yeah so that's why they
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because that's where they used to make their money on the back end yeah I get
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you so now they want sort of more money up front which I completely understand
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although are they getting paid per stream I just wondering if this is
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another case like you know with the music industry where people were
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freaking out about stuff like Spotify and then now it's starting to to kind of
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pay off well remember Dan said it's not cuz I always thought that it was like
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they get paid by they get a percentage of however many times it was watched
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yeah which but evidently Dan says it's not like that that it's actually it's
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all disussed they get um their money up front for they buy the license to sh and
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that's it right yeah I don't know how it works I have no idea yeah but what I'm
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scared about is last time this happened this is where we ended up with Kim
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Kardashian and stuff wow reality TV took over because you don't need writers for
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that don't be scared Luke this is an opportunity what keeping up with triple
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yeah we need to we need to very easy to keep up with me I don't move very fast
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we need to come up with our with a TV show that's what we need to do I mean I
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don't know what it would be because we don't do anything interesting the most
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interesting thing we do is this show and it's not that
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interesting no they could just film they could film us now no you'd have to put
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pants on oh no I'm not putting pants on all right so it's it' be our rated TV
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show y oh that's right westw world's got dicks in it doesn't it lot of TV shows I
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don't know I haven't seen it yet would' be on HBO maybe you can have dicks on
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HBO I think there we go we won't be on
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the CW no no no probably not or I don't know what the C
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is I don't know what the CW is either I know that all the DC shows are on there aren't
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they yeah all the dickas shows but yeah so
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they all voted to have their I don't know when it's starting but we won't
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feel the effects of it for a while yeah yeah it'll be like last time
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once it does happen last time in case listeners have forgotten we got uh
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Heroes season 2 that was the one of the big things that was [ __ ] from it uh and
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also they split up battl Star Galactica oh that's right they did [ __ ] that was a
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yeah but but yeah that see that stuff wouldn't happen now
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because they just done it all they don't they don't make them like that anymore
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they just shoot them all and then release the whole lot so they'll just be
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like a little drought of content not not for everything though no I suppose
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there're still cable TV a lot of stuff is still week to week oh yeah Game of
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Thrones but they already done actually also will affect video games game Riders
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are now part of the same Guild so they go on strike they all go
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on strike so in a year's time we could see because games will take longer to hit us
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yeah m movie TV movie will see in six months games will see in about a
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year so the stand there be a bunch of [ __ ] games yeah but they could just fix
29:39
them in in the meantime can't they no I suppose what do you mean fix
29:44
them well like if the writing is bad wait till the strike's over and then
29:48
just get someone to go back over and fix it yeah
29:53
but then they're going to be rushing stuff out quickly
29:59
I suppose so like it's a bad thing but a good thing yeah all right
30:04
fine hopefully it'll be resolved I want good writers to get paid no I do I do
30:09
too of course I do I feel that uh the a lot of these industries are changing and
30:15
they need to like sort it out I I mentioned the music industry before
30:19
apparently um
30:22
Spotify now has kind of proven itself a little bit like this uh new albums
30:28
coming out on Spotify that everybody's listening to it on there and people are
30:32
starting to realize that because you know a lot of bands
30:36
were like oh you know we used to get you know x amount of money when everybody
30:40
buys the album and now we only get like one cent but but you don't get money
30:46
every time someone listens to a song when they buy the album and on Spotify
30:51
you do like it's completely different and they just couldn't get their head
30:54
around it and apparently now it's it's starting to um
30:58
you know pay off for everybody well and the other thing is because now people
31:03
can go and listen to it on Spotify they're not just going and downloading
31:06
it for free right yeah they're actually paying money for it but the thing
31:11
they're complaining about is like if if say I I don't know what the figures are
31:14
but like say I put an album out and you buy it and I get you know like 10 bucks
31:20
of your CD purchase and they saying well now I'm only going to get one cent
31:25
except that's not how it works because every time somebody listens to a song
31:31
you get one cent you get one cent yeah it's a different model and some album
31:35
that came out the other week by some pop singer uh was it's it's been the
31:39
highest most streamed album ever and he's made like millions in the first day
31:45
from Spotify and so it's kind of proven that the system works uh as long as you
31:51
know once it's given time to to get itself going it it seems to work all
31:55
right it's just different H uh one thing we don't have to worry
32:01
about in the rer strike are the new Avatar films because
32:06
he's finished writing them uh we talked about how he's going to start filming
32:10
them and they've now all been given release dates evidently I was wrong when
32:14
I said they're never coming out no they've got release dates um I still
32:19
think they're never coming out well I have a feeling they've had release dates
32:23
before but uh I'm not quite sure but
32:27
well the see this Avatar 2 is still not Jo out for another 3 years yeah December
32:33
18 2020 Avatar 3 will follow a year later December 17
32:40
2021 and then 3 years after that December 20
32:45
2024 and then Avatar 5 December 19 20 it says 2015 but I think that's supposed to
32:52
be 2025 I I have a feeling that they're going to do a bit of a Back to Future
32:57
and film two movies at the same time back to back no no no what they're doing
33:02
he he's doing all of them now but he doesn't film them he just captures the
33:07
actors like in the computer digitally that's then why take three years in
33:12
between three and yeah I don't know I'm not sure maybe there's so much work
33:17
involved in in them that he wants to space it out like maybe they're going
33:22
worried that people aren't going to go and see them because everyone loved the
33:28
original Avatar but that was not the movie they loved the 3D it was
33:33
everyone's first experience with 3D yeah I know that's 3D is dead oh yeah
33:39
Ian like it's I don't see it advertised as much and I've I've have less trouble
33:45
avoiding it now than I used
33:48
to so unless he yeah I think this is going to lose
33:54
money well we'll see
33:58
he generally I mean he hasn't had a flop at all I don't think James Cameron
34:04
usually does right so we'll see but yeah they're doing all the motion
34:09
capture uh now like it's be the production has begun so he's got the
34:15
actors in the studio with the you know the sensors on them and he's capturing
34:19
all the the data for the actors and then the rest of it just gets done on
34:25
computers like there's no there's nothing to film I guess is the point
34:31
still have to ask who's asking for this movie or these movies well I see I think
34:37
that too but then they built a [ __ ] Avatar world at Disneyland a Disney
34:42
World like it's it's opening soon and and uh there was another video I saw
34:46
today of like the one of the rides is like is we talked about it before it's
34:50
like uh the It's a Small World ride yep and it actually does to die it
34:55
does have actual singing na'vi mechanical things and they're creepily
35:00
weird creepily real looking they're pretty good animatronics I'm interested
35:04
to see it just because they the the robots look look pretty real you better
35:09
get down there soon then well I don't know when does that open I we have
35:13
passes for Disney but I don't want to go to Animal Kingdom I want to go to Buddy
35:17
Epcot or magic King the fun ones yeah the ones with the Star Wars
35:24
stuff well you could you you could you got your passes to go to what but you
35:29
got to be down there why not pay to go to the other one yeah maybe maybe do
35:33
maybe just for this for this podcast we should check it out like I get my blow
35:40
drob robot yeah and you get to go to the Avatar
35:44
right blowbot I think it's called blowbot is this episode called blowbot I
35:50
think it might be I think it has to be um all right well I tell you what
35:55
listeners head to the patreon on and uh and if we can get enough money to f a
36:01
trip to M to Animal Kingdom we'll go Lots first yeah
36:07
obviously got to prioritize
36:11
yeah uh other movie news I got some some exciting news for you I know I saw this
36:18
I'm gonna have to actually start watching The Fast and Furious movies so
36:21
I can work out what the hell the movies are about yeah and start at the
36:25
beginning cuz things escalate pretty quickly through them the news is that
36:30
Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Jason Stam are potentially getting their own
36:37
spin-off series I guess franchise from Fast the Furious uh this is pretty much
36:43
just away from to get around the fact that they' said there's only going to be
36:47
10 movies and then we're not making any more I think it might be a way to get
36:50
around the fact that vinel doesn't want other people stealing the the Limelight
36:56
because it says in this article that there was a uh a post credits scene for
37:02
fate of the Furious that featured the Rock and Jason Statham uh but Vin Diesel
37:07
was like get out of my movie and uh had
37:11
him pull it out cu he that's the the the
37:15
feud between the Rock and Vin Diesel was
37:19
over screen time and stuff apparently also I apologize for that
37:24
awful Vin Diesel impression said I'm more like sylv Stallone yeah it really
37:28
did wasn't my best work but yeah I think only movie I've
37:33
actually seen Vin Diesel in is gy
37:40
Galaxy I honestly don't think I've seen him in any other movie I'm not sure that
37:44
counts anyway you haven't seen like
37:46
pitch black or no uh triple XX
37:53
or what else is he in I've heard him say I am
37:58
Ro he does a good job with that no he did a great job with that I still want
38:04
to know how much he got paid to say I am Groot a few times seen him
38:08
out probably more than I make in a year yeah certainly right I'm having a look
38:15
at V diesel and IMDb to see if anything jumps
38:19
out that I've seen him in okay all right
38:22
he's an actor that's true um okay so soon
38:28
Galaxy yes mhm uh Rik no
38:34
mhm um f f no B one ad no maybe the
38:41
pacifier oh yeah that baby movie yeah where he plays oh no I was
38:47
gonna no I was going to make a joke about a baby putting Vin Diesel in its
38:51
mouth but that that no that's not on no just just don't no yeah I think that
38:56
would be the only movie I've seen with him in it the pacifier and I'm not even
39:02
sure I've seen it all right I don't think I've seen it what what's the
39:08
pacifier he's just a big army dude that has to babysitting kid oh that really is
39:14
what it is yeah I was joking all right fine a disgraced Navy SEAL Shane wolf is
39:20
handed a new assignment protect five plumber kids from enemies of their
39:24
recently deceased father a government scientist his top secret experiment
39:29
remains in the kid's house I thought it would be pacifier like he was an action
39:33
hero who had to go into some [ __ ] War torn country to to pacify the you know
39:39
the no no no it's he's looking after babies okay fair enough then well four
39:45
kids and a baby that's my favorite one of those X
39:51
and a baby movies Three Men and a Baby and all that I need to make a sequel to
39:56
that I thought they did no no I mean complete the trilogy oh
40:01
right it was always meant to be a Trilogy yeah yeah George Lucas had
40:05
written six films but they only made two of
40:10
them Three Men and a Baby three men men and a little lady that's
40:16
right uh speaking of George Lucas that's pretty good segue uh there's this
40:22
weird clip uh of an interview with Kath
40:25
Kathleen Kennedy that I mean [ __ ] I don't know what to make of this how does
40:30
this guy's podcast get that interview I know stupid when he can't even ask the
40:36
simplest question he can't even word a question so the question is he's trying
40:39
to ask I mean I assume he's trying to ask are we going to get the original
40:43
Star Wars versions you know the theatrical versions of Star Wars without
40:47
the not the special editions but he like he asks he asks her in a weird
40:53
way um and she has no idea what the hell he's talking about no because he's
40:57
confusing her um yeah he's talking about like will George
41:02
lucas' Final Cuts be altered again or something like that and she her answer
41:07
in the end is no no no we're not touching those yeah those will always
41:11
remain his and but then it's like what is she talking about the special
41:14
editions like they're not further altering the special editions or is she
41:18
saying they're not going to release the originals cuz it [ __ ] just ask the
41:24
question just say are you going to release the theatrical versions of the
41:27
Star Wars films yep there you go just that's a yes or no answer yeah I guess
41:33
this guy was nervous or something but yeah [ __ ]
41:36
me yeah I just find it really really annoying that he had he had the chance
41:42
to ask it and he wanted to and then tried to be smarter than what he is yeah
41:47
yeah he probably a lovely guy I'm just annoyed that he was there and just had
41:51
her there and she could have said yes or no and he asked this weird rambling
41:56
question that like they just confused her and then we got like no
42:01
answer either that or she did understand what he was asking and she chose to be
42:05
obtuse anyway which is
42:08
possible it is but the look on her face
42:13
is what are you asking she really
42:17
yeah cuz I watched it and yeah she's not coming across as being oh you I'm not
42:23
going to give you an answer that was what what are you saying to
42:28
me
42:30
yeah so no news there basically like I
42:35
still think they'd be crazy not to do it yeah it's be like that's free money yeah
42:40
it's printing money don't you want money I know you do
42:44
Disney like this is one you don't really have to do anything to get no just take
42:50
the [ __ ] movie that you've already got and slap it on uh Blu-ray and and digital
42:55
download CH it yeah yeah you're able to make new ones
43:00
and do it just take one you've already made and do it just do it I to be honest
43:06
though I wouldn't want the theatrical I just still want sort of maybe a
43:10
remastered oh yeah I know what you mean tid it up the 1997 one that came out on
43:15
VHS I've got it yeah on VHS yeah don't have a VCR as do I but yeah that that's
43:21
the one I yeah I still still didn't tidy it up I don't think I'd be able to go
43:26
and watch the original original now
43:30
although uh that do it that fan restored
43:34
version of A New Hope from um from the original film negative that I happen to
43:40
have is beautiful so there's they could just do
43:45
that maybe yeah that'll work just let us
43:50
have it we'll pay you for it please like I I want to give you money
43:55
yeah guarantee s guaranteed millions of dollars guaranteed
44:02
y yeah something else I'd be guaranteed to buy if it was coming out on Xbox which
44:08
you've correctly pointed out it is not yeah I'm so upset about
44:13
this the creators of burnout are making
44:18
a crash mode kind of spiritual
44:22
successor yep and like a Burnout Revenge Type of yeah and if you don't know what that
44:29
means there's a game called um burnout which was like a racing game was like an
44:32
arcade style racing game but it had a Mode called crash mode where you
44:39
basically had to cause an accident at like a big intersection or something and
44:43
you got more points the more damage and destruction you caused I was actually
44:48
ranked on uh Burnout Revenge really I was ranked fourth in the world we used
44:54
to play this all the time we would have like like we would have a party to play
44:59
this and we would just get drunk and play crash mode
45:04
like like all the
45:06
time now they haven't ruled out an Xbox
45:11
version it's just not but they're basically saying look we're making this
45:18
on um the PlayStation and PC yeah we don't want to do a crappy port to the
45:24
Xbox good I don't want them to either which that's fine work on your
45:29
PlayStation work on your PC but then once that's out maybe make an Xbox
45:33
version because you'll make money yeah cuz it's sort of weird because these are
45:37
the guys they also made dangerous golf what is that dangerous golf it's um it's
45:44
a bit like burnout except it's golf so you start in the room you have
45:49
to hit the ball and you sort of try and cause as much damage as you can in a
45:54
room huh and you get the same break meter and stuff and this came out in the
45:58
Xbox not long ago dangerous
46:02
golf all right I'm going to look into
46:07
that I have I've played the first mission and then I got distracted with
46:12
other games got the The Lure of achievements pulled you away yep but I
46:18
still need to go and get achievements from this okay but look I've given you money I'll
46:23
give you more money if you make another game on the Xbox thing too is like I if
46:28
even if I have a PC at that point I don't know it's it's a kind of a party game for
46:32
me at least that's how we used to play it and I would I'd definitely be up for
46:37
for some more of that makes me want makes me want makes
46:42
me W I don't know why I'm talking like Mario it makes me want to dig out the
46:46
old original Xbox to play because that's what we played on the on the it's the
46:51
original Xbox yeah not the yep 360 or
46:55
anything yeah that the 360 came out I
46:59
think Burnout Revenge was an Xbox and 360 game right okay yeah cuz I remember
47:06
it was yeah the original but the original was like burnout one two and
47:10
three yeah cuz I think I actually had
47:14
burnout on my PlayStation 2 two yes yeah
47:18
back in the day I think it's also on GameCube good old
47:23
GameCube what a great console a great console it was it was very
47:28
undervalued mine wasn't best way to mine was [ __ ] S I made a pretty penny off
47:34
mine I don't know how I still got mine I don't know what to do with it the only
47:39
reason I sold mine is because I knew I was moving here and it wasn't even going
47:42
to work here so wouldn't hook up to a TV here wouldn't take the power here was
47:48
pointless keeping it I've been thinking about playing
47:52
racing games again lately do you still have your racing chair I still have my
47:56
wrting chair but every now and again I have to like put it away cuz it does
48:00
take up a lot of room and you don't use it so well yeah so I'll sort of I'll use
48:05
it and then I'll use it like a lot for a week or two and then it will sit there
48:08
for a month and then I'll put it away and then a few months time I get the
48:12
urge to use it again and I've got that urge again but I have to wait till about the 9th of
48:16
May why because they're they're releasing some DLC for Fusion uh for of
48:22
horizon 3 oh okay Hot Wheels
48:27
cool so is it you know like the that iconic orange track and the loop the
48:33
loops and all that yeah it's going to have that in it you know I I kind of
48:38
like racing games but I don't know I just I I can never prioritize them so I
48:43
buy them and then they just sit there like I bought um I got Dave gave me a
48:48
his old Logitech steering wheel a few years ago yep and I got super into
48:53
racing games for like a month on on PC I bought like a bunch of games on Steam
48:59
and then I like I literally just remembered now that that I that that was
49:04
a thing and I think the last time I even thought about it was at the end of that
49:09
month see I'm I love racing games and
49:13
it's actually why I want to get a HTC 5 oh that would be cool because I think
49:19
like the steering wheel and just being first person like that I think that's
49:23
going to be amazing I want to play Elite dangerous on uh
49:27
on yes VR at some point Y see this is where I think VR needs to start heading
49:33
I think they need to get out of their head that people are going to be
49:35
standing up and walking around yeah yeah or or at least they don't need to
49:42
yeah like I don't know why they've got in their head like VR means you have to
49:46
be able to standing and walking no one has room for that and I'm a nerd there's
49:50
a reason why I sit down and play games
49:52
I'm lazy yeah spaceships and cars and
49:58
things or flight simulators
50:04
yep imagine Star Wars X-Wing I'm imagining it just VR I'm
50:10
imagining it I need this I need to get a I need to get a htt5
50:17
yeah give money to patreon uh, 1400 1,400 jeez all right I know here you can
50:24
get a uh an Oculus Rift uh with the controllers and everything
50:29
for I think 500 bucks but I don't have anything that I can plug it into
50:34
I I my computer will run VR that's why I got this thing yeah so I do want to get
50:40
a Vive but I might hopefully prize will drop later in the year or I might just
50:45
get one sent to you and then you get it sent to me cuz that might end up being
50:48
cheaper I don't know how much they are there or um you could get one shipped to
50:53
me and I'll just have it yeah I don't like that idea no all
50:59
right no fine I want to play Fallout 4 oh
51:05
yeah yeah that could be cool man I need to go back and play that a bit I started
51:09
playing uh thimble weed Park uh oh what's that like it's good
51:13
it's fun it's funny it's made me laugh out loud a couple times it's like it's
51:16
Goofy and it's very very old school like it feels like um I think it even feels
51:22
like Zack McCracken do you remember Zack McCracken it's one of the very early
51:27
oh really Zack McCracken and the alien mind benders it's one of the very early
51:30
Lucas Arts games and uh uh it's got just because the
51:36
characters have big heads like like they did in Zack McCracken so reminds me of
51:41
that uh yeah it's good it's funny it's it plays like you know plays like Monkey
51:45
Island and and all those games you click on the words down the bottom of the
51:50
screen for what you want to do like pick up open use and then you got your infantry and
51:56
then click on what you want to do it to you can walk around and stuff it's
52:01
cool right so
52:07
cludes I'm just having a look at the Vive how much it costs oh yeah and then
52:12
USD to AUD that's that's not great at the
52:19
moment that's that's it's really really bad what is it that's why I'm sort of
52:23
happy I'm not going to America at the moment um but it's still going to be cheaper to
52:29
get one over there it's
52:32
$7.99 okay you so I he it be
52:36
1100 so I get one I get it sent to you and then you send it to me cuz your
52:42
computer won't run it y just uh well why don't you order a new computer as well
52:48
that will run it and I'll and get it sent here and then well once it gets
52:53
here we'll we'll figure out what to do with it we'll figure out we'll figure
52:57
out the next part once it's here and I'm using it just got a computer that can
53:02
run it fine so I don't see why I would yeah but maybe you could you want a
53:08
cluster of computers I think I think that's you're going to need that for
53:12
um the Vive so oh okay
53:18
mhh so let's go with that cuz yeah the other thing is um it's
53:24
also meant to work with the heat the Xbox Scorpio oh okay I thought the uh I
53:31
thought they had some deal with oculus that the rift was going to be
53:34
there well no I think it's always been cuz at the moment you can buy HTC V on
53:39
the Microsoft store yeah and remember when they came out and they announced
53:44
Scorpio and Fallout um Fallout 4 VR yeah
53:49
um Bethesda is very much a HTC 5 oh yeah of course because they're suing um yeah
53:56
UL sowing Oculus so or Facebook who owns
54:00
Oculus that's right y just done yep so just done a test y my computer will run
54:06
it so yep I'm all good so yeah I'll just get it sent to you and you send it to me
54:10
uh yeah all right cool yeah get it sent to me and we'll and then we'll figure
54:13
out we'll go from there yeah yeah we'll figure out to do with it um some other
54:20
news in this week that I discovered um we've talked about your dislike for not
54:26
Xbox games before um and you prefer
54:30
steam to good old games however good old games the Galaxy client which is like
54:35
their version of the steam client now supports Cloud
54:41
yeah hey come on I like good old games you shut up now supports no I like it
54:47
but it's just does it work yet it now supports Cloud saves uh which
54:54
is a feature that people have been asking for and not with um all games
54:58
like some of the not with any of the games but it
55:02
supports it supports it with with games that add they can enable it for so some
55:08
of the old dos games that you can purchase on there probably not going to
55:13
work you don't need Cloud slaves for those games yeah exactly but pillars of
55:18
Eternity uh supports it and uh same with um the B The Boulders Gate enhanced
55:24
additions and that so yeah so that's that's good news and it's officially
55:29
released too it was in beta for a long time the Galaxy client it's now
55:32
officially released so um that is actually the reason why I was asking if
55:36
it works CU I got it very early on and it was just I didn't like it yeah yeah I
55:41
no it was it was very rudimentary at first I liked it still because it meant
55:45
I didn't have to log in and and download all the games individually it just let's
55:50
let me install them but uh but Cloud saves was a big deal too because I I
55:54
have um I wanted to get my saves synced between two computers but
56:01
for pillars of Eternity uh but I didn't have a way to do it cuz I don't have it
56:04
on Steam but so I was putting it in Dropbox and I have to like remember to
56:09
do it and then you know copy them back and forth was paying the ass uh but now
56:13
I don't have to do that it's nice works it's
56:18
good sweet so yeah I mean I like steam
56:23
as well but the games on Gog are DRM free in case anyone's wondering which
56:28
means like it's no copy you can share them with your friends it's not what it
56:33
means it means you can back them up to share with your friends that's
56:39
what drm3 is for sort of yeah there are why else do
56:46
you need to not work why else do you not want the AR well because DRM breaks
56:52
things look at games like um which which were the what was the Assassin's
56:58
Creed game that uh I think it was Assassin's Creed that had to connect
57:03
don't know play it on the Xbox I had to connect to Ubisoft in order for you to
57:08
play it and then Ubisoft servers crashed and then no one could play the [ __ ]
57:12
game so that's why you want DRM free games because dumb [ __ ] like that and
57:19
most of the time um there are bugs related to DRM too like you know games
57:23
won't launch on certain hardware and stuff like that and often that's because of
57:27
DRM uh and a lot of the fixes for those
57:31
are to use some dodgy DRM removal tool and then oh look at that the game
57:37
works then you can share it with your friends I don't care about
57:42
that no I've grown out of that yeah we grew up and and we just buy our own
57:48
games now the second I had money and it was also easy to get stuff I've stopped
57:54
I haven't pirated a game in so long oh it's been over a decade like easy I
58:00
don't even think about it anymore and I think maybe the last time
58:04
you downloaded a television or movie that's a good point too I don't bother
58:08
with that much anymore I don't think I've done that in a
58:12
year the last thing I downloaded least was an AFL
58:17
game cuz I don't have can't watch it there no not easily there are like [ __ ]
58:24
ways to do it and I'm I'm not doing that I can watch it on my
58:29
phone not interested no yeah no I just
58:35
haven't done any of that in years or a year actually I think the last game I pirated
58:42
was uh South Park the stick of truth because I wanted the nonsens version yep
58:49
and and not because I I bought the game but then I wanted to play yeah you just
58:53
wanted to see that part of the so I played the I I downloaded the uh us
58:58
version cuz I just played through the Stick of Truth again because I got it
59:01
free for pre-ordering um the fractured butthole
59:05
yeah love to pronounce sense it
59:11
again like how you pronounce it like butth hole even though I mean I know
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that's what it it's a it's that's why they ex exactly how they want me to say
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it I know I like how you not even entertaining the idea that it's but
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hole but hole Yeah ret
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butthole can't wait for that when's that out it got delayed again right it got
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delayed so there's no actual release at at the moment there's just a placeholder
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which says um December 31st that
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long oh that's just a placeholder date but it's not coming out till probably
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October at the earliest I reckon wow which sucks cuz I just finished the
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first one and God that is is a great game it's very funny it's not long no
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but it's it's good it's not hard it's just it's like watching an episode it's
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not long and it's not hard that's Luke's motto
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