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Hour 4 - Clickity Clickity Clickity · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a small world after all. It's a small world
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  Speaker 1: after all. Hey, it's hour number four.
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  Speaker 2: Hour four.
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  Speaker 1: The Ben Maller Show and the Raiders' bit owner, de
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  Speaker 1: facto GM Tom Brady, says criticism of his TV work
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  Speaker 1: is clickbait. How does that sound to you? Also, is
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  Speaker 1: Patriots coach Mike Vrabel being unfairly blamed for changing how
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  Speaker 1: NFL coaches interact with female players?
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  Speaker 2: Reporters. It's a big story, big write-up this.
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  Speaker 1: Week about everyone's afraid to be seen in public with
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  Speaker 1: a female reporter, the dudes. Also, where you at on
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick's dance moves when asked about the Tar Heels
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  Speaker 1: program being under investigation there in North Carolina. We'll get
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  Speaker 1: to all of that and more right now. Have a
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  Speaker 1: great Tuesday, this eighth day of September. We thank you
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  Speaker 1: for supporting the little radio show, little podcast. Here it is,
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  Speaker 1: hour number four.
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  Speaker 2: Clickety, clickety, clickety.
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  Speaker 1: New England Patriots. That's a football team. And they have
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  Speaker 1: This hour is from Viva Las Vegas. That is where
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady, Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 2: Is pushing back.
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  Speaker 1: On many people's concerns that what he's doing now is fugazi,
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  Speaker 1: meaning trying to be the Raiders owner, at least bit
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  Speaker 1: owner in the Raiders, and balancing that with the broadcasting
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  Speaker 1: gig he has on television every Sunday. Now, the critics
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  Speaker 1: have questioned the arrangement because of the obvious conflict of
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  Speaker 1: interest and the restrictions that Brady is under from the
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  Speaker 1: fact that he owns part of the Raiders. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't see this, perhaps not, Brady dismissing most of
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  Speaker 1: the criticism, he said one word to describe the criticism.
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  Speaker 2: What is the word? The word is clickbait. Clickbait. That's
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  Speaker 2: one word, clickbait.
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  Speaker 1: He said the critics, quote, have no idea what they're
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  Speaker 1: really glooming onto, he said. and simply throw speculation into
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  Speaker 1: the world to see what.
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  Speaker 2: Sticks, close quote. All right, so that's a good jumping
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  Speaker 2: off point. Let us discuss.
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  Speaker 1: So the question, you've got Raiders bit owner Tom Brady
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  Speaker 1: saying that criticism of his substandard TV work is just clickbait.
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  Speaker 2: How does this sound to you?
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  Speaker 1: So I've got Girls Gone Wild, Miracle Whip, and Star Trek.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll combine all of these things together, and we're
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  Speaker 1: going to make a pound of gabagoo. We've got a
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  Speaker 1: big bowl of the baba ganoush. And then we've got
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  Speaker 1: a pot. If you look over to the stove, I
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  Speaker 1: know it's on the back burner. It's not on the
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  Speaker 1: front burner right now because Ben Jammin put it on
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  Speaker 1: the back there. That's jambalaya. So we've got a little
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  Speaker 1: jambalaya as well. And we'll put them all together here, and.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have a good meal. We'll have a good meal.
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  Speaker 1: So to kick off, to answer the question, how does
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  Speaker 1: this sound, Tom Brady– dismissing criticism of his substandard TV
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  Speaker 1: work is clickbait. This sounds like a jumbo-sized bag of phooey.
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  Speaker 4: Phooey.
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  Speaker 2: Not kerfooey.
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  Speaker 1: Phooey. So everything is clickbait now. Hey, Tom, Tom, they're
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  Speaker 1: paying you $ 375 million. We're allowed to say you stink.
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  Speaker 2: It's allowed. Oh, you can't say that. That's Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what happened to the Patriot way back in the
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  Speaker 1: day when it was do your job, the Patriot way?
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady broadcasting, his broadcasting way is don't review my job.
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  Speaker 1: So from do your job to don't review my job.
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  Speaker 1: And those conflicts of interest.
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  Speaker 2: With the Raiders. Just ignore that. Nothing to see here.
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  Speaker 2: Move on. Move on. Nothing to see here.
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  Speaker 1: So Tom Brady has enough, as my grandfather would have said,
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  Speaker 1: chutzpah to power western Pennsylvania. You take $ 375 million to
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  Speaker 1: talk football.
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  Speaker 2: Good for you.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's wonderful. Congratulations. You're eligible for criticism.
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  Speaker 1: And so these Brady marching and chowder people are like, well,
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  Speaker 1: Brady won seven Super Bowls.
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  Speaker 2: How many rings do you have? Doesn't matter. You don't
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  Speaker 2: get this can blow you away. You don't get diplomatic.
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  Speaker 1: Immunity because you have seven Super Bowl rings.
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  Speaker 2: You can shove that up. You took us.
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  Speaker 1: And they used to have, back in the day, there
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  Speaker 1: was an infomercial that made millions and millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 1: It was Girls Gone Wild in the 90s. Well, Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady has helped relaunch here in the 2020s Jockocracy Gone Wild.
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  Speaker 1: Not as much fun as Girls Gone Wild, but Jockocracy
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  Speaker 1: Gone Wild. Former athletes getting gigantic television contracts, performing.
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  Speaker 2: At, to be kind.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying Brady's been terrible the whole time. Just
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  Speaker 1: a lot of the time I end up watching. Most
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  Speaker 1: of the time I don't have the sound up. But
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  Speaker 1: when I've had it up, I'm like, oh, boy, this
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  Speaker 1: is bad. He's just trying to say I won seven
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowls. It sounds like he wasn't prepared. Anyway, and
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  Speaker 1: then he says clickbait and he's lecturing us peasants for evaluating.
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  Speaker 1: Brady calling criticism clickbait. It's kind of like that famous
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  Speaker 1: chef Wolfgang Puck opening a restaurant and screaming.
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  Speaker 2: Food porn, food porn, every time somebody reviews the risotto.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: So a guy gets $ 37.
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  Speaker 2: 5 million a year.
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  Speaker 1: And plausibly, as a commentator, his job is to give
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  Speaker 1: opinions on what's going on in NFL games.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a fair point? I think it is.
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  Speaker 1: So a guy getting paid to give opinions is complaining
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  Speaker 1: that other people– Have opinions.
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  Speaker 2: Who goofed? I've got to know. What in the world?
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  Speaker 2: All right, furthermore, to the coach's corner, coach's corner.
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  Speaker 1: But a lot of rumors over the last week or
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  Speaker 1: so that there's going to be some big bombshell report
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  Speaker 1: coming either today or tomorrow with more dirt on Mike Vrabel. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's a story that is not that dirty. It does
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  Speaker 1: involve NFL coaches who are supposedly unprofessional Upset. They feel
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  Speaker 1: like they're under surveillance.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see this story? It's a very wordy story.
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  Speaker 1: The coaches feel like they're under surveillance entering the upcoming
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  Speaker 1: NFL season, which begins tomorrow. Blaming fallout from, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Vrabel and Diana Rossini. who were fans of that
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  Speaker 1: old hockey team, the Macon Whoopie, back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: And clearly, I mean, I don't know what they did,
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  Speaker 1: but they liked the hockey team Macon Whoopie. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: saying they made Whoopie. I'm just saying they liked the
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  Speaker 1: hockey team my friend Turk used to work for, the
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  Speaker 1: making whoopie back in the day. So Vrabel was photographed.
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  Speaker 1: We know the story with Diana Rossini multiple times. And
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  Speaker 1: they both kind of dismissed the whole thing and all that.
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  Speaker 1: There was the most famous adults only Arizona resort in Sedona, Arizona.
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  Speaker 1: More photos and videos popping up. It seemed like everyone
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  Speaker 1: had a photo of Rabel and Rossini playing footsie on
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  Speaker 1: their phone.
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  Speaker 2: I'm upset I didn't. I probably did at one point.
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  Speaker 2: I just deleted it.
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  Speaker 1: Now, one, you know, anonymous, always anonymous, assistant in the
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  Speaker 1: NFL said in the story that all the coaches are
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  Speaker 1: under surveillance right now, citing all the blank with Rabel.
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  Speaker 2: I think you know which word was used.
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  Speaker 1: So some coaches are now reportedly avoiding being seen in
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  Speaker 1: public with female reporters. It's now turned into like junior
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  Speaker 1: high school or something like that. Now, another coach described a, quote,
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  Speaker 1: trickle-down effect on marriages with 14- to 16-hour work days.
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  Speaker 1: One thing coaches love to do is tell you how
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  Speaker 1: hard they work. They just love to tell you how
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  Speaker 1: hard they work. And if they don't tell you, the
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  Speaker 1: broadcasters love to shove it up your nose.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, right? Oh, we work so hard.
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  Speaker 1: Like they're paving roads or they're driving a truck or
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  Speaker 1: they're working in a factory. If these guys had a
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  Speaker 1: real job, I'd love to hear how hard they work. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so they said they have the long work day and
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  Speaker 1: then they go home and their spouses think they're making whoopee,
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  Speaker 1: as we'll use that term again, going to town with
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  Speaker 1: the reporters, all that. So the question, is Patriots coach
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  Speaker 1: Mike Vrabel being unfairly blamed for changing how NFL coaches
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  Speaker 1: interact with female reporters because of the Diana Rossini story.
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  Speaker 2: So these coaches who are whining.
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  Speaker 1: That they're suddenly under surveillance are kind of telling on
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  Speaker 1: themselves here. It's like a shoplifter complaining that the security
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  Speaker 1: camera invaded their privacy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Look, Mike Vrabel, it's fair to say that he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the only NFL coach getting cozy with a female reporter,
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  Speaker 1: just like Diana Rossini was not the only female reporter
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  Speaker 1: that was using her femininely superpowers, if.
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  Speaker 2: That's even a thing. You know what I mean? Her
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  Speaker 2: womanly superpowers.
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  Speaker 1: But he was just the guy who Vrabel, who ended
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  Speaker 1: up getting caught elbow deep in the Miracle.
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  Speaker 2: Whip mayo jar like, whoa, OK.
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  Speaker 1: And he obviously flipped on the kitchen light at three
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. And there were 47 cockroaches wearing team-issued
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  Speaker 1: polos scattered under the fridge. And he didn't break the
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  Speaker 1: unwritten rule.
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  Speaker 2: See, he didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Break the unwritten rule variable against canoodling. He broke the
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  Speaker 1: NFL's 11th commandment. Now, what is the NFL's 11th commandment?
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  Speaker 1: Thou shall not get photographed while canoodling with a female reporter. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you can canoodle, canoodle, and doodle all you want. Just
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  Speaker 1: don't get caught. Now, grabbing coffee... Now, grabbing coffee is
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  Speaker 1: being treated like you're exchanging plutonium behind a Waffle House
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  Speaker 1: somewhere in the backwoods.
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  Speaker 2: Of North Carolina near the dumpster. So you get.
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  Speaker 1: The female reporters who, most of them, there's nothing wrong.
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  Speaker 1: They're just trying to get the story right. And a
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  Speaker 1: lot of this stuff is done one-on-one at restaurants and bars,
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  Speaker 1: especially the NFL Scouting Combine in Indianapolis.
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  Speaker 2: How many.
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  Speaker 1: conversations have happened over the surf and turf over there
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  Speaker 1: at St.
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  Speaker 2: Elmo's. My God. So anyway, they're just doing their.
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  Speaker 1: Job, and they're getting sprayed with the exploding septic tank
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  Speaker 1: of suspicion. And so you got Vrabel and Diana Rossini,
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  Speaker 1: who didn't just poison the well for all the female
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  Speaker 1: reporters and the coaches. They drove the honey... bucket uh
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  Speaker 1: you know right into it rolled it down uh volcano
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  Speaker 1: there and uh just molten lava mixed with poo and
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  Speaker 1: that's what happened there just poo poo poo poo poo
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  Speaker 1: poo poo just wonderful Absolutely wonderful. And then they handed
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  Speaker 1: out Dixie cups so people could get the molten lava
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  Speaker 1: with the poo.
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  Speaker 2: Get a little cup there in your Dixie cup.
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  Speaker 1: All right, last thing here. To North Carolina we go.
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  Speaker 1: And he's at it again.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Bill Belichick. Bill Belichick. It's kind of like
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  Speaker 2: he was pastrami.
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  Speaker 1: He was peppered with questions about the.
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  Speaker 2: Ongoing scandal at the University of North Carolina. The investigation.
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  Speaker 2: His old pal.
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  Speaker 1: His stooge, Michael Lombardi's resignation, and his son, Steve Belichick,
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  Speaker 1: on medical leave for apparently enjoying some Dr.
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  Speaker 2: Feelgood products.
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  Speaker 1: The first nine questions, the first nine questions at Bill
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  Speaker 1: Belichick's weekly news conference were all about.
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  Speaker 2: The turmoil on Chapel Hill.
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  Speaker 1: Now, Belichick, as you might imagine, pretty much played Stonewall
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  Speaker 1: Jackson in As he is known to do, he said
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  Speaker 1: that he is focusing on preparing for ETSU and was
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  Speaker 1: not involved in any other part of the process. Now,
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  Speaker 1: asked whether or not North Carolina maintained an atmosphere of compliance, Belichick,
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  Speaker 1: in a gruffly voice, replied, yeah, totally, adding that if
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  Speaker 1: investigators identify problems, the program will, quote, obviously, close quote,
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  Speaker 1: correct them.
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  Speaker 2: The problems.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So the question for the esteemed panel, where are you
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  Speaker 1: at on Bill Belichick's dance moves when asked about the
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  Speaker 1: Tar Heels program being under investigation? So nobody puts the
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  Speaker 1: no in North Carolina, N-O, quite like Bill Belichick. Now,
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina hired him and In this news conference, they
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  Speaker 1: got the classic Patriots experience, secretly, not answering the questions,
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  Speaker 1: total chaos behind the curtain, but a vow of secrecy.
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  Speaker 2: The lawyers are poking and prodding.
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  Speaker 1: Around the program like it's that, remember that 90s comedy,
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  Speaker 1: Joe's Apartment, where the cockroaches are crawling all over Joe
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  Speaker 1: and his apartment and everything he owns and all that.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty much what's going on in North Carolina right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's Vintage Bill.
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  Speaker 1: The man has not lost his fastball.
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  Speaker 2: In media relations.
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  Speaker 1: He's most famous for saying on to Cincinnati. It's on
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  Speaker 1: to Cincinnati. And so this is kind of like on
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  Speaker 1: to Cincinnati with a southern accent, if he had a
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  Speaker 1: southern accent. And Michael Lombardi, he gone. His son is out,
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  Speaker 1: he gone. Captain Belichick has the Star Trek deflector shields
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  Speaker 1: at maximum power.
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  Speaker 2: I am focused on East Tennessee State.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine if you had told Belichick when he
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  Speaker 1: was at the peak of the Patriots dynasty and they
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  Speaker 1: had great teams every year and they were winning Super Bowls, Hey, Bill,
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  Speaker 1: down the line in 2026, you're going to be using
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  Speaker 1: East Tennessee State as a deflection to not answer questions.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the starship Belichick taking heavy fire right now. However,
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  Speaker 1: Bill's media playbook remains one page. Deny any oxygen. Change
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  Speaker 1: the subject and mention the next opponent.
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  Speaker 5: Period.
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  Speaker 2: Stop. He's been doing this for, what, 50 years?
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  Speaker 1: He's perfected answering questions without answering questions. You don't get
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  Speaker 1: anywhere in the same zip code as the answer. He
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  Speaker 1: turned next game into diplomatic immunity.
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  Speaker 2: And all that's missing here, all that's missing is someone yelling,
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  Speaker 2: do your job, while the attorneys audit the tape. That's
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  Speaker 2: all we need.
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• 20:56
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• 20:58
  Speaker 1: the court of sports radio. So we had a college
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: football game last night. Last night, college football game, and
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: SMU took down the Seminoles of Florida State.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: The story here, though, is a couple things.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: You've got the coach of the once-proud Seminoles, Mike Norvell, who,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: according to the prediction market, went from having about a
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: 50-50 chance of keeping his job or not, and then
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: they lose. And according to the prediction market, he's got
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: like a 90% chance now He will be let go
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: as coach of the Seminoles. And it's just a hot mess.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: By the way, XL the Ghost. Met him at the Mallard.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Very nice man. He and his wife there who put
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: up with the Mallard militia. And they handled it okay.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: They kept a low profile. Didn't want too many Mallard
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: militia people.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Anyway, but he points out that the Florida State Honey
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Shot girl was named Jen Sturger.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Jen Sturger.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: That was the one, Musburger. We talked about that earlier.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Just listen to the podcast. Anyway, he's from Tallahassee, big
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Florida State guy and all that. So Florida State loses
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: by a field goal to SMU. And several people have
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: pointed out, if you go back in the hot tub
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: time machine, in December of 2023, the Board of Trustees
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: at Florida State University filed a legal complaint against the
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Atlantic Coast Conference. Now, part of the complaint stated that
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: adding SMU would diminish the ACC's football media profile and
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: undermine the strength of the ACC. Yeah, they pointed that out. Well,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: now they just lost to SMU, which, yikes, slightly... Slightly embarrassing.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: The defensive effort by the Seminoles, very impressive. I watched
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: that game. It delayed like an hour and a half
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: or whatever because of the power outage at the stadium.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Turn out the lights. The party's over.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gave up over 500, almost 600 yards of offense,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: the Seminoles' defense. They used to have good defense there.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Back in the day, they did. Let's go to the phones.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Dick in Dayton. Hello, Dickster.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Welcome.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Dick and Dayton, the legend.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Morning, Ben.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Give me a little taste of that, Dick. Good morning, Dick.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Ben.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Top of the morning. You sound very happy. You sound
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: like you're in a good mood.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You know what I've been doing? What you been doing?
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: What?
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I go to, they have a local library here
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: in Dayton. It's called the Metro. And over the years,
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: they had, well, Chick Ludwig and there was Liz and
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: James and They did a lot of speak-ups on me,
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: and it was always about– I wrote a lot about
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: the Browns, and I've just been getting, like, a lot
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: of them that I kept a big file, at least
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: 100 and more than that, but it's really nice. And
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: there was one that I don't know if you ever
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: saw was– By Sean McCullough and Dick for Dayton, you're
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: on the air.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Is that the one?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: You sent me that one. You were very kind. You
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: used to send me Christmas cards every year. And you
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: sent me, remember there was a photo of you. Was
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: that a pay phone or something like that?
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a pay phone.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: There was a big write-up in the newspaper there.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: And there's a nice photo of the Dixter looking very dapper,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: might I add.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: And you got the pay phone right there.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: That's great. It's wonderful.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Are there any pay phones, by the way, in Dayton left?
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: No, there's only one left, I think, over at the
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Walmart there in Moraine. No, boy, they had the pay
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: phone at Lowe's, and, you know, nobody used it but me.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: You used the pay phone? You were one of the
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: last people to use the pay phone.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they had one at Steak and Shake.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Imagine seeing Dick and Dayton right there on the phone.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I got a friend. He's going to maybe call you.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: He's going to pick me up today. Dave from Dayton.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love Dave.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I was hoping I'd meet Dave when I met you,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: but Dave wasn't there. Dave didn't show up.
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: No, Dave didn't come, but he's taken me to this
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: place I don't even know about. It's called Bucky's.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: I've been. Now, Dixer, you're going to be overwhelmed.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: When I visited you that night after the meet and greet,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I took a group of listeners, Queen Roxanne, Robbie the
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Mariner fan, and we went up.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: To Bucky's to hang out. It's great. I recommend the
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: brisket sandwich, Dick. It's really good there. Texas brisket sandwich.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: All right. I'm craving for pizza.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: You want some pizza. I don't know.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: They have a lot of barbecue. They got pretty much everything.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know about pizza, though. I don't remember them
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: having pizza, but.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: It's really cool.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: It's like a Costco, Walmart, and then they've got the restaurant.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: They got any kind of, I don't need to do
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: an infomercial for buckets, but it's cool. You'll enjoy it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Let me know. You better call back and let us
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: know how you like it.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Hey, I wanted to tell you something.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Guess what? What's that?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: The Reds need help.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: That's all I can say. They should hire you as
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: the GM over there.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: I tell you what, though, I really think something tells
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: me about Sunday. If they get Saunders in there, they're
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: going to win. The Browns are going to win, but.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. All right.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: I thought I'd check in. All right.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Well, thank you. Bye-bye.
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Have a good day. All right.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: There he goes, Dick and Dayton. Somebody better record that
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: when he walks into Buc-ee's for the first time. That's
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: going to be magical.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to E-Dawg, who's on Long Island. Hello, E-Dawg. Welcome, E-Dawg.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Good to you, my man.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: How you doing, man? What's going on?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: How you feeling today? Alph already found the photo of
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the Dixter on the payphone.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: There, the classic photo.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Good work by Alfie. You don't care about Dick and
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Dayton on a payphone.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: Do you?
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: No. I care about myself.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: You're the star. It's E-Dog is the star. And how's
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: everything with Melissa?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Everything all right with Melissa?
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why you said that, because I want to
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: segue to that. And it goes something like this. I
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: would have hung out with Joe Dog, but I got high,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: but I got high, but I got high. I would
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: have hung out with Monica, but I got high, but
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: I got high, but I got high. I would have
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: hung out with Melissa, but I got high, but I
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: got high. But I had a guy. And that was this, okay?
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, I have my administrator. She likes me a lot
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: over here.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Who? You're mumbling.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Who likes you a lot?
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: Who?
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: My administrator.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Administrator.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she works here. Her name is Joanne, and she
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: has a pit bull. Now, here's the trivia question. Could
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: you name her pit bull's names? He's a giant fan,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: and also... He's a pit bull's name, and he.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Used to play football and baseball. Giants fan. What other
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: team does she like?
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: She likes the Giants, and the dog likes the Giants, too.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: How do you know.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: The dog likes the Giants? There's no way to know
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: whether or not the dog likes the Giants. There's no way.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Well, she puts, like, a cover on him. I don't
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: know what it's called, but, you know.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: All right, so I'm going to say the dog's named Manning. No.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: No?
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: He was a baseball and football player, too, at the
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: same time.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, Dion.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I got it right. What do I win? Do I
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: win a car?
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: You're not right. You're not right. Because his name is Jackson.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: Jackson?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Like Bo Jackson, he used to play baseball.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, Bo Jackson. I thought I was right.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I got you there, Ben.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, you got me. Gotti, you got me.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: By the way, how's Fernando the Teach doing? I haven't
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: heard any bad things about that. I should be the
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: next Namadonchus.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: The next what? What are you? What is the word
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: you're using?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: All right, so is it true, let me ask you,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: is it possible that your guy.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Ended up getting some new ringworm medication? Your guy, Fernando Tatis,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you think you got some new, Maybe went down to
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: a pharmacy in Tijuana, got some of that ringworm medication.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I can tell the future. Ever since the teeth hit
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: that ball that ground into the second base and went
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: away from the second base bag, I knew the guy
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: was going to get hot.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Why didn't you bet on it? You could have made
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. Why did you just call the
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: show to mock me? You should have bet money on it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: You could have on the prediction market. You would have
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: done very well.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't gamble. My dad gives me money.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: You don't need to gamble because you get money to burn.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: You're your dad. How old are you? You get money
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: from your dad? Oh, my God. Aren't you like 40
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: or something? What's going on with you?
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: I'm 55.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: You're 55 and you're still getting money from your dad?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: What's going on with.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: That, dude?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Come on, man.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: I can't help it. He told me how to play baseball, soccer, tennis.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: I don't care what he taught you, dude. You're 55, man.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: At some point, you've got to cut it off, dude.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Come on, man.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: What's up with that?
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: You don't care what I say? Why doesn't your dad
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: hook me up? I'll take an allowance from your dad.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Come on, man.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I'll tell him to call you, all right?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell your dad to call me.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: And you know what? I'll even text him every week
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: for a little cash. I'll send him some text.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Listen, do you know my uncle?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Uncle Mel, I don't know. What's your uncle's name? I
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: don't know, Uncle Harvey?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do have an Uncle Mel. He passed away, though.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, mine's still alive. My Uncle Mel's still alive. I
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: still got an Uncle Mel, yeah. All right, well, this
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: is fascinating.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: What?
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: What?
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: I got to go. There's other people that want to talk.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: You're bogarting the time. What's wrong with you?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: No, do the right thing. Hang up on yourself, please.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Go away. Hang up on yourself. Thank you.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Keg Drinking Steve, a man who survived
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: a near-death experience to come back, and he no longer
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: gives us only Chiefs propaganda. I can hear him chuckling
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: There he is. Super Marcus. Not Super. I called you
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: by the wrong name. Keg Drinking Steve. I got the
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: wrong Steve there. Yes. Keg Drinking Steve.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Hey, Steve. We're back in football season. All is right
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: with the world. What a gem of a caller. Listen,
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: they synced up the clocks last night on the football game,
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: so Western Michigan won't get screwed again, apparently. I was
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: listening to the Kirk Herbstreet podcast where I get searing
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: takes and information on college football. Did you see this?
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: He said that he only wants male children. And after
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: they make whoopee that his wife is a nurse and
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: a former cheerleader and she does headstands, and so far
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: they've done four headstands and they've gotten four boys because
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: the male swimmers are faster than the female swimmers.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: How do you feel about that?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: This kind.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Of gives me a new opinion.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: So the key to conceiving a male child versus a
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: female is to have the woman– Stand on her hands.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're alluding to?
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: After the after the act.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: After making Whoopi. Now, I don't think that's particularly controversial.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: The more controversial thing is that Herb Street doesn't want
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: any girls.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: He's likely, he's probably thinking, if I have enough boys,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: one of them will be good at the NFL, right?
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: If I go bow-chicka-wow-wow enough and I have all boys,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: one of them might make the NFL and continue the
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: family legacy. Although he didn't even really make the NFL, right?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: He was just an Ohio State quarterback back in the
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: The things you come up with.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. You are such a character
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: with this nonsense. I don't think that really matters. It's
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: like a race.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: It's like the Kentucky Derby in there to see who
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: gets to the promised land.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: What do you think of this Lane Kiffin driving a
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: golf cart to the pub and Nick Saban had to
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: bail him out?
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: They had to come pick up their golf cart. Yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: they had to pick up the golf cart. That's like
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: a 90s comedy. I got to go, but thank you.
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: Our keg-drinking Steve, good to hear your voice again.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Let's go to the Leprechaun, who's very upset because we
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: keep putting him on with Marcel, so we better put
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: him on right now with Art Marcel.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Hello, the one and only, the legend, the man, the myth,
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: very accommodating, Mike the Leprechaun. Leprechaun? Leprechaun? Leprechaun gone. He's
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: not there, really? All right, I guess he's not there.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Too bad. Would add some time. It is the Ben
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Maller Show.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: By the way, Mr. T, big star back in the 80s,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: blasting his own Netflix documentary, Untold Mr. T, I pity
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: the fool, calling the finished product Mr. T called it garbage,
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: saying it pissed him off. It says major parts of
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: his life story were omitted from the movie.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I guess he doesn't understand that they can't do every
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: single day of his life.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: He pointed out to his pastor being interviewed for two
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: days but appearing for only about 30 seconds in the document.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I've not seen the Netflix document. I don't know if
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: it's out yet. I guess it just came out today.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: So there you go. Today's September 8th. I'm not going
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: to watch it today. Maybe I will.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Get on the treadmill and watch it like every old dude.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: That's what we do. All right, it is the Ben
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Maller Show. We got Sight the Bite, the great sports
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: radio mystery, Sight the Bite. We will get to that,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: and we will do it.
• 35:47
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• 35:50
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  Speaker 1: And we learned earlier from Scotty on the Pike that
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  Speaker 1: the August 14th episode of the 5th Hour should have
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  Speaker 2: it out. to site the bite where we play random
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  Speaker 2: generic sound bites.
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  Speaker 6: You know inane sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so-called
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  Speaker 6: experts you try to tell us who's doing.
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  Speaker 2: The talking Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Sight the Bite, the great sports radio mystery. 877-99 on Fox.
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  Speaker 2: If you would like to be one of our judges, 877-996-6369.
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  Speaker 1: And someone from sports the last 7 to 10 days,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: The drill here.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the audio tape and try to figure
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  Speaker 1: out who.
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  Speaker 2: This voice is just using your supersonic hearing. Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: He's super tough. Oh, super. He's super tough. He's super tough.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know who that is? Does anyone know who
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  Speaker 2: that is?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: All right. Play it again. Play it again, Lorena. He's
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  Speaker 2: super tough. Will anyone get this right? I'm going to go. No,
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  Speaker 2: you're such a party pooper. I'm going to go caller five.
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  Speaker 6: Lorena.
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  Speaker 2: Caller number four. Oh, changing it up this week. Koopa Loop.
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  Speaker 2: Number five. Number five. All right. Who's up?
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  Speaker 1: It is Sight the Bite, the great sports radio mystery.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Coach Russell, who is in Orlando. It
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  Speaker 1: is Sight the Bite. Coach Russell, you're my caller. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: who is it, Coach Russell?
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  Speaker 4: I really don't know, but I'm going to go with
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  Speaker 4: Dabo Sweeney because he's a big crybaby and he thinks
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  Speaker 4: he's the smartest guy in the room. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Dabo Sweeney, who's hanging on to his job by a fingernail.
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  Speaker 2: Is that correct?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: I did see Jimbo Fisher on TV for like two
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  Speaker 1: hours last night, and I kept thinking, like, every time
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  Speaker 1: I saw Jimbo, I thought of the sliced bread.
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  Speaker 2: We ain't here talking about sliced bread. Let's say hello
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  Speaker 2: to Hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota. James, you're my caller two, James.
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  Speaker 3: Can he call Jeff? He's got my number.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Is that correct? That is not correct. Chris, let's give
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  Speaker 1: a clue here. What's the clue, Coop?
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  Speaker 2: Quickly, please.
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  Speaker 1: He owns the NFL record for fewest interceptions through 1,000
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  Speaker 1: career passing attempts.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Chris in Boston. Let's see if Chris can
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  Speaker 2: get it right. Super tough. Yeah, Chris.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Ben.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: That's former Patriots quarterback Scott Zolak.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Scott Zolak. You know, a radio guy.
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  Speaker 1: Patriot insider Scott Zolak. No, that is incorrect.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Have you run out of 1980s Red Sox? Apparently, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to Aaron in Minnesota. You're my caller number four.
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  Speaker 4: Aaron.
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  Speaker 6: Aaron.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning, gentlemen.
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  Speaker 5: That has got to be Vikings quarterback J.J.
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  Speaker 4: McCarthy.
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  Speaker 2: No. Last clue. Quickly, Coop. Hurry up. Black and Native
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  Speaker 2: American descent. Coach Russell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Uncle.
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  Speaker 2: Who is it, Coop? Caleb Williams. Caleb Williams.
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  Speaker 6: Caleb Williams. Caleb Williams.
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  Speaker 2: Caleb Williams.