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2021 - 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (s8e15) "MayDay MayDay" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to Pink Shade. Welcome to t LC Tuesday.
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: I am here with Kimberly. Now, I hope my sound
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: is good. Kimberly, is my sound good? It sounds like
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: it does. It sounds a little echoing to me. But
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: I've got as per usu a pillow wall built around.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: I am at my sisters and this is a very
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: cute room. I know, this is their bar and it's
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: like a green salac paint. Yeah, it's really cool. And
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: she's got all her beautiful glassware and yeah, it's really
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  Speaker 1: really pretty. Sometimes when I record here, I go back
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: into my room and it's just so like dark and
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: sad back there. So I like to come out into
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  Speaker 1: the main area. So because that could look at the lake,
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: something to see, lovely. Here's something crazy, Here's something crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I did a cameo today.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're famous. People pay to hear from you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's kind of what a podcast is. So
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why that she surprised me, but it does.
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  Speaker 1: I have done five cameos total, so it's not and
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  Speaker 1: that's like in two years. So I'm not like burning
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  Speaker 1: it up like the Housewives, you know, make like six
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  Speaker 1: figures a month in cameos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Anyways, on cameo though, so you are far steps above me.
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  Speaker 1: I won't say who it's four because I do believe
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  Speaker 1: she's a fun listener and so maybe after she gets it,
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  Speaker 1: then we could say the thing about it. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't want it to I want it to be a surprise. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I will say that Amy Archer got Amanda a cameo
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  Speaker 1: from Cody Brown for her birthday. Oh that's overall little mystery.
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  Speaker 2: Gup.
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  Speaker 1: That was hilarious. He starts talking about his workout routine
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: and you're like, what are we doing.
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  Speaker 2: I told you that my friend Kim got one for
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  Speaker 2: Melissa from Moms and Mysteries from Paul and Karini.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, that's a throwback.
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  Speaker 2: And had this fake story that I think was the
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  Speaker 2: plot of I don't know. It was like on the
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: Office when they told the plot of that movie with
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  Speaker 2: Hillary Swink when she's a boxer and they know when toe,
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  Speaker 2: but they pretended like it was their family, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like my aunt really loved it, but it was some
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  Speaker 2: movie plot and they got really they were like, oh
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: and it says here that like you're you know, your
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  Speaker 2: uncle has especial needs and he fell for a girl
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  Speaker 2: during the war and she got sick and her name
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  Speaker 2: was Jenny. That's so sad like it's like something like that.
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  Speaker 2: And they got really into it and they had no
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  Speaker 2: idea that it was fake, which is kind of mean,
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  Speaker 2: but it's Paul and Karini and their scammers basically.
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  Speaker 1: So Yeah, I think Kareemie's away from him now because
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  Speaker 1: I think he's back. Good, he's back wherever she was
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  Speaker 1: from trying to scam some other women.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I hope she's safe and away from the
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  Speaker 2: crazy person.
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  Speaker 1: I believe she is. I believe she had like another
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  Speaker 1: baby with a new boyfriend. Good for her, Yeah, good
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  Speaker 1: for it. And I don't know she's got those other
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  Speaker 1: children back, but I hope she does.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if his sperm is always tainted because of
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  Speaker 2: the waters there with the apparently not parent It works
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: up your urethra that's what he was.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was gonna tell, Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: I okay, hilarious. I went to a restaurant today for
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: lunch with my fam and the restaurant was called Tuk
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  Speaker 1: Tuck Boom and tuk Tuk t uk t Uk is
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  Speaker 1: tai food tuk tuk and I was like, oh gosh,
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: nobody knows more about tuch tucks than me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we know about tech tucks. In fact, we did
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  Speaker 2: a well I did. But yes, you helped uh with
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: the who would you rather sit with on a ten
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  Speaker 2: hour tech tech ride? Yeah, the mom's of ninety day
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  Speaker 2: Fiance special.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, please go find that on our social media date
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  Speaker 1: to the dateline and pink shade pod and yes, that
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  Speaker 1: was that was a mom's version because we have some
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  Speaker 1: terrible moms. Terrible moms, okay, and you're sure I don't
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  Speaker 1: sound echoey.
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  Speaker 2: I mean that shiny bit, but it's not terrible for me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what should I do about that? When we grow
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: another pillow? I love to make a pillow fortress. Okay.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: My sister's got so many beautiful pillows in her home.
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she's going to die when she comes in.
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  Speaker 1: I've got them all, all these gorgeous like velvet and
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: silk pillows, and I've got them like all over.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'll do that. Podcasting is it's creating pillow forts.
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  Speaker 1: It is there we go. Is I gonna say, okay,
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  Speaker 1: look at that.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a pilla. If you're watching a video, you can
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  Speaker 2: see did that help? Yeah? Actually it did?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, it's the velvet pillow right here. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: get started. Let's start. This is Before the ninety Days,
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  Speaker 1: season eight, episode fifteen, May Day, May Day.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't we say we're going down? So I don't like.
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  Speaker 1: This, Kimberly, because I fly a lot and I don't
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  Speaker 1: like these. It's stressful for me.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to know what's going to happen when
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: they land, and are they going to start cannibalizing each other? Right? Right?
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: And who would eat home? And would everyone just kill
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: Forrest's mom and eat her just.
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: Because she's annoying?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, because she's annoying. Yeah. Also she's she just looks
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: a little juicier, like she eats a lot of fruit.
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: So she does.
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: She sure does love that fruit.
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  Speaker 2: It makes her sweeter. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's start with Lisa and Daniel though.
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  Speaker 2: And my dad just said she could be your new mom.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to invite her over for dinner.
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  Speaker 1: I died When your dad's like, Lisa could be your
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: new mommy, that's is it? Too soon? Might be too soon?
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  Speaker 2: Bob? He loves that he's moved on from Angela. I guess, so, well,
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  Speaker 2: now it's all about Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: Is it an upgrade?
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: Right? I think it's a lateral move for different reasons.
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  Speaker 2: You'll get less violence from Lisa, but more lies.
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  Speaker 1: Less violence is a maybe. Okay, all right? So if
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  Speaker 1: you this is so funny, you're watching Covie. I literally
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: have a little pillow right here. Okay, So if you're
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: not watching on video, what's wrong with you? It's fun?
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: We're fun over here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I didn't even wash my hair so you
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  Speaker 2: could see what that's like.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: Your hair looks great, no matter what I don't, it
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: always looks good.
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: Greasy.
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: But that's why you have headphones. Okay. So they're in
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  Speaker 1: this suv and she's like, I'm worried because they're going
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  Speaker 1: to go meet the uncle whose name I have found out.
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  Speaker 1: This its Modestus. I don't know what I was calling him,
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: but it was something I just made up a word
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  Speaker 1: and put us on the end.
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  Speaker 2: There's a city called Modesto in California.
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  Speaker 1: This is modestas like modest Us. And she says, Daniel,
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: what will happen if he doesn't forgive us us?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's the us.
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: Well, she has dragged him into her lies. They are
• 7:29
  Speaker 2: a team now because suddenly he's forgiven.
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: Her, and we didn't see that arc.
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: When's that happen. It's just like, well, I'll forgive you
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: if they forgive you. It seems kind of like yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And also remember they're all trying to harvest the American dollar.
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  Speaker 1: So in talking to you, Daniel says, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: am upset about this, but everyone is a sinner and
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  Speaker 1: everyone can ask for forgiveness. And I love her and
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  Speaker 1: she has promised not to do it anymore, and I
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  Speaker 1: still want to go.
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  Speaker 2: Mean so much.
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  Speaker 1: She's always she's always a lady of her word, and
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  Speaker 1: I still want to go to the United States. I
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  Speaker 1: mean what I meant was I love her so much
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  Speaker 1: and I want to marry her. And she lied to
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  Speaker 1: my uncle about the lesbianism. So I'm not sure how
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  Speaker 1: we can talk to him because I have disgraced myself. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Modestas arrives and he says, you know, hello, why are
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  Speaker 1: we meeting? What's going on? I thought I was done
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  Speaker 1: with you too, And Daniel says, look, you know, we
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: talked to you and I knew she was divorced two times,
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  Speaker 1: but after the blessing, she told me she was married
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  Speaker 1: five times and actually not legally divorced, she says. And
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  Speaker 1: she goes, let me explain, and the uncle goes, no,
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  Speaker 1: it is not time for you to talk. It is
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: time for you to zip the lip. So Daniel explains,
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  Speaker 1: he says, and she was in a relationship with women
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  Speaker 1: for about twenty one years. And the uncle is like,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, he says, what is this abomination? So
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  Speaker 1: Lisa cries and goes, it is not in abominations. And
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  Speaker 1: when I came to you, I told you I had stopped.
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  Speaker 1: I had stopped. I just didn't say how many times.
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  Speaker 2: Sir. No, that's false. All of that is false. Roll
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  Speaker 2: the tape.
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  Speaker 1: My culture is very different in America. I can't change
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  Speaker 1: my past, sir. I'm willing to do whatever it takes
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  Speaker 1: to be with Daniell. Meanwhile, this guy's probably your same age.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, Lisa is an abomination and has nothing to
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  Speaker 2: do with the gay thing.
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  Speaker 1: No, nothing to do with the gay thing. And Mo
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  Speaker 1: Justice says, I cannot believe you. You're telling me lies. It's
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  Speaker 1: an abomination. What will the gods of our land say?
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  Speaker 1: And because of this, the the marriage will be over.
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  Speaker 1: Then she goes full what we say here in Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: Pila Hashi School of Drama. She's just like oh, she
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  Speaker 1: starts hyper ventilating crying.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The uncle is not he's not moved. He is not
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  Speaker 1: moved by this. And he says, why is she crying.
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  Speaker 1: She's the one who committed the offenses. What's going on.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a dateline host who is interviewing a murderer
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  Speaker 2: in prison who starts crying and they're just like, mm hmm,
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: that's what you get.
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: We only have forty five minutes, can you So the
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  Speaker 1: talking head, the uncle says, I think she's pretending to
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  Speaker 1: get sympathy from me, and that's another offense. This crying
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: makes me even more angry. I forgave her the first time,
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  Speaker 1: but now I'm going to have to withdraw my approval
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  Speaker 1: and my blessing.
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  Speaker 2: I loved it because I'm always judging as someone really
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  Speaker 2: crying on dateline, and she went cry she's fair and
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  Speaker 2: that makes me even matter because she's still lying.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: There's no way she can go from that hyperventilating, crazy
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: crying to being like fine, fine, Yeah, So he says
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: this crying cannot solve the problem. And you have you
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: have crocodile tears. But you say one thing and you
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: do another. And Daniel says, listen, you're my elder. I
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: respect you. But she's the woman I love and I
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: want to marry her. And the uncle goes, what will
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  Speaker 1: I tell my people at home? So she continues to
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: cry and says, Daniel is the man I love. I
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: love him. A says, and I had the close captioning
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: on and it was on the screen. He says, tomorrow
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: you may go back to your vomit. What he said
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: tomorrow you may go back to your vomit, and I
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: may just hear more stories. I think that's a translation
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: issue where he was trying to say, you just weren't
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: your word vomiting, but it was on the screen like
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: TLZ put it on the screen and close captioning, which
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: isn't always reliable. And she says, tomorrow you can go
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: back to your vomit.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Already thinking how can I weave that into normal conversation.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, tomorrow, you'll go back to your vomit. And he says,
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: I'll hear more stories tomorrow, and she goes, no, I
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: am done.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Lying.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: I am ready to tell the truth and I beg
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  Speaker 1: your forgiveness.
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: She's like, when I lied said I had cancer so
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: that people will give me money, And I'm done with
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: that lie too, because now I'm gonna say that I
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: have Parkinson's. So it's just I'm done.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Lying about that.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: About that. That just lie about another thing. But then
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: I'll apologize.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: She is on her knees and he's like, I am
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: not a god. Get up, get off your knees, you
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  Speaker 1: fucking weirdo. So Daniel says, uncle, please, I love her
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  Speaker 1: with all my heart and I want to go to
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: the United States. Please?
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Is there in his head? He's like an actor doing method,
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: So like whenever he says how much he loves her,
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: in his head, he's thinking America is her? The country
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: of America's her that he's referring to.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: And he's thinking, I only have to be married to
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: her for like three years and then I'll have my citizenship.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: He's like, I have been watching that Michael and Angela's
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: story and I know how to do it. And he says, uncle, please,
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: is there any way we can solve this? And then
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: he gets on his knees.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: What are we doing what The gods are seeing all this,
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: and they are displeased. The gods have already seen Lisa's
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: crusty hair when she takes off her wig and her scabs,
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: and they saw when she pooped the bed seeing everything.
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• 17:24
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• 17:32
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• 17:40
  Speaker 1: way out, Maybe we can get dandel to America. We're trying,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: and apparently she only has one more day in Nigeria,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: and she hopes that they're going to get all this
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: settled so that one day they could get married.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Do you know time flies when you have eighteen lives
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: that you have to slowly reveal over a trip. That's
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: a point. A quick vak every day is a new thing.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: You have to tell him.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: You got to You gotta reveal them one by one.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: And you're only there for two weeks. It's rough.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: That's the art of bread crumbing from and she's bread
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: crumbing her lies revealing them.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: That's from the Single Life Everybody h which.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Is also really good. You should watch it and then
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: listen to us.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to be interviewing kim Bali this week. Yay, Okay,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: We're gonna move on to our favorite greasy haired couple.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Aviva has been there two weeks. She may be knocked up,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: she may have had time to get pregnant, but she
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: has not had time.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: To wash her hair. Yeah, when you're getting your club
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: shot up, you don't have time to lather and rinse.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Aviva and stick. Let's hear about him.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: She's just snarkling, which maybe she thinks is the same
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: thing as washing your hair.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: It must be in water.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: And they are enjoying being alone because the storm of
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: aunt Spring is gone. Spring showers spring. She was hurricane.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: She was a spring storm, and at least Spring showers
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: and washes her hair, unlike Aviva. So totally. I mean,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Aviva believes that Stig is faithful. She has thought about
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: it as much as her little pea brain can think
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: about things, and she's decided that, despite all the evidence
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: to the contrary, he's faithful. Bad Yeah, and Aunt Spring
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: warned her as she was leaving, Okay, I love you,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: don't be stupid. Good luck tomorrow you will go back
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: to your vomit.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: You've been thinking about that the whole time.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Aviva says, life will be hard with you, Stig, because
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: of your lifestyle, but I'm willing to do it because
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I love your soul.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: And these two have.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Never had a conversation below surface. I don't think they
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: know what the other one likes to eat, hobbies, interests.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: She has no personality, And it's finally dawned on me
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: how bland this girl is. She repeats everything he says
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: and just agrees and has no interests or opinions of
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: her own. She just wants to get knocked up and
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: engaged on this trip. Savage Kimberly, I'm sorry, I mean
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I wanted to like her.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: But.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Do better.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: You guys next week will be welcome to platform new season.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: It's going to be right here on the free feet
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: on Wednesday. So get ready, you think and release savage
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: about Aviva. Wait till you hear talk about Kim.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: You have no idea that drunk panda with the eye
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: on your underneath her face. I can't so I want
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: to have she Her face is so punchable to me.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: So he tells Via how grateful he is that she's
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: stuck by him and he loves her and blah blah blah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: And she's like, thinking, this is the proposal time. But
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: he really just said I love you for the first time.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: And I had forgotten that he had said that he
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: has trouble saying and he wanted to wait. So this
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: is supposed to be a big moment. It went right
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: over my head because I completely blocked out. They were
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: in the car, I think, and he said, like, I
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: don't want to say I love you till yes, it's
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: been burned before. So she looks.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: So baked, doesn't she just look stoned?
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: She's one thousand percent and I can't tell if she's
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: actually stoned or if it's her eyelashes are too heavy
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: for her lids too hold up.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. And then also what I was.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Noticing, it's like that a muppet, the one that's kind
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: of stoned.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: The one that looks like Donna Tulliversaci. Yes, she also
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: has been there two weeks and it's ten times more
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: pale than me. I was like, this girl has I
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: don't know what her sunblock is, but she needs to
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: get a somewhat sponsor because it is really worked.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it doesn't make her skin look greasy, it
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: just makes her hair look greasy. Maybe she's putting it
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: on her hair. That's what's happening. She misread the instructions
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: on the bottom.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: We're going to hell, go ahead.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: So, he says, I love you, and she he says,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I was waiting for the right moment, and she's so happy.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: But she's also like, does that mean I'm getting a
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: proposal before this trip is over? Because TikTok told me
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: that you're supposed to get a proposal the first time
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: that you meet someone. And Emma watched the same TikTok
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: reels and are both on the same journey to get
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: a ring.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I can't wait to get to her.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: So he's arranged a getaway with this insan Ignacio, and
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: there's they go to this nice room and there's flower
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: petals and towels shaped like swans, and she thinks it's
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: so romantic, super original. So he tells us how diverse
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Bleaze is and he is taking her to a Mayan
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: village for a traditional Mayan cooking class. Okay, I thought
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: it was interesting. I thought that was fun. It's always
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: does seem like the man is taking the woman to
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: the cooking class, though, and I always feel like it's
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: a hint, like maybe you can cook for me.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I do see a lot of cooking classes on this show.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and I'm like, cook for yourself, yeah exactly.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: So they go to the cooking class. The woman is
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: teaching them how to grind the corn, so of course
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: he starts standing behind a viva doing the ghost grinding
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Patrick Swayzey grinding the corn, and he's going to shoot
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: up the club right there. It's in front of this
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: old lady that is staring at them like why does
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: this white lady have such greasy hair? Are they going
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: to do it right now? And he's gonna get her impregnant,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: impregnated from behind.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: They were very turned on by that.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then name that baby corn.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Maze mazy maze. There you go, that's cute.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So and I was watching this and I was like,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I do kind of feel like stick is fun and
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: could have a fun personality. Agree again, it's a viva
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: is the problem because he's he will say something and
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: she'll just be like, huh huh. She just like giggles
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: and everything he says and just repeats it, like could
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: you cook.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: This, babe? Yeah?
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Would you cook for me? Yeah? This is so fun?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah ha. And then he she says she's hungry, and
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: he's like, pregnancy cravings weird? Right, And again this other lady,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: this older lady, is probably still watching them, and she's
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: and he goes, babe, when is your period? She's a
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: good thing to talk about when you're eating corn.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And she just reminds me of love is blind, Like
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: are you tracking your period like I do?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: So she says, well, it's a regular, so I don't
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: really know. And she says, she tells us, I was
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: really hoping to get pregnant on this trip. Again, why
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: makes no sense to you? And I just feel like
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: maybe she fellows tradwife stuff, and she's like, I want
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: to be a trad wife. I'm sick of being a
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: dental technician. I want to just get knocked up.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: But is she trying to get him to the States,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Like what are we doing right?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Why would you want to get knocked up when you
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: live in a different country with that person? Or she
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: trying to move there and be this island woman like rockstar.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Slash rock stars wife.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's maybe, but you're gonna have to
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: find a shampoo that works for you if you're moving.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Some police also found a rock star, but go ahead.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe usman is available. So she would be happy
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: if she got pregnant. He tells her he would be
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: happy if she gets pregnant, but he tells us he
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: actually does not really want her to get pregnant. So
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: it's good that they're being honest with each other. And
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: also he has started wearing condoms because they had that
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: condom doc and then there was a deleted scene where
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: they went to buy condoms and glad that was not
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: included in the show, but I watched it on More
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: to Love. So they are not using they are using condoms,
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: but hoping that she got pregnant when they were not
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: using condoms at the very beginning. They did everything in reverse.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: They started without condems to condoms. So they decide they're
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: going to go get a pregnancy test. Okay, yeah, right,
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: as she has like corn and like flour on her face.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: You know, it is interesting. You are right, she is boring.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I mean if you watch it, if through that lens,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: you notice it more. And I don't know why I
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: never noticed it before, because I think I thought she
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: was just high or nervous. She's like a nervous girlfriend
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: who is just going along with the guy because that's
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: just to be agreeable. Yeah, it's very strange that Spring
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: would never.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Or we don't know when I saw in Spring as
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: like every time Windness production every time. Okay, Laura and
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Beer Can now wild episode. Beer Can't got in some
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: trouble this week, I guess because he said the inward
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: on on Alive.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: No are you kidding?
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: No? And then somebody I think I saw it on
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: according to Amber or you know, one of those Instagram
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: things that pops up, and it was like screenshots not
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: of him saying it. But people are like, you know,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: you said that, and he just like doubles down and
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: is like, don't come after me. I'm savage. I'll get you.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I always win, you know.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my god? He great cry so and she seems
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: to hate him and Michael or she's just doing the
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Instagram thing and causing controversy.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: So we opened with I've got my contacts and that's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: why I keep up to put my glasses on. So
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: we opened with beer can asking Michael, Uh, I've spelled
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: it wrong here up at an e. Silly me, Michael,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: And we up with beer can asking Michael if he
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: likes violence.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: They cut the scarface.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: They were like, once was bad enough, and I I
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: hate when I do that. I hate when I take
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: a picture and then forget to send it to myself
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: so that I can show you. But let me see
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: if I can show you on my phone. Because their
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: new hero show.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: But yes, the three of them, No.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: The one before that. Oh okay, it looks like dang it,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I don't have it on here.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I do love when the third joins a hero shot.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: That's my favorite.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna see if I can pull up No,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: because it's on my iPad. But maybe it's here, let's just.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Let's just say, let's just see it's good for the
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: listeners at home.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: It's great for the listeners to just not know at
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: all what we're talking about downloads.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: I do want I wish someone would do a poll
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: that was asking if beer Kan did mean the scarface comment. Personally,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: yeah he did. I think one thousand percent he did, yes,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: But Michael just took it like nothing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah he did. I don't have the picture okay,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: but anyway, their their new hero shot is the two
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: of them, and they look like nineties sitcom stars like
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: they're doing like a back to back like it's Saved
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: by the Bell. Yeah, yeah, it is hilarious. It's something
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: like one of them like going hmmm, like sassy. So
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: we opened with the violence thing and the new hero
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: shop looks like the kids from the ninety sipcom and
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: beer Kan says, so you came all this way. Michael says, yeah,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I came to check on Laura, and Beerkin says, she's good,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: she's happy. You can leave now I am robot. So
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Laura brings them some tea, and Michael says, oh, I
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: brought you a gift. I picked up something you asked for,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: which was a book because it's like a new in
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: the series of the werewolf fucking the vampires or whatever
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: she likes, and and also he brought her some more
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: packing cubes that she likes. It's very awkward, it's very
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: quiet and talking head. She says, beer Can is being
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: so intentionally cold to Michael, and it's ridiculous, like grow up,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: you know, we're adults. So they have a weird conversation made.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: A man in his twenties if you want him to
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: grow up?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Right, And that leads into the next conversation, which is
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: the schedule, and She's like, since i've been here, I've
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: really been in vacation mode. Michael's like really, and she goes, yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: you know, staying up late and stuff. And he says, right,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: but if beer came came to the US, he would
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: have to adapt to your schedule. And beer King goes, yes,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I can agree with Michael on that. And I think
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: what was happening here was she was like, I haven't
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: been exercising. I haven't been doing all my exercise and
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Michael I felt like, are you our personal trainer? Are
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: you all in by Teddy? Why are you shaming her
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: because I felt like he was like, girl, you better
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: get on back on that plan.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Well, thank god he didn't say and you're probably eating
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: a lot of carbs, right, thank god he didn't say that.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: But it was something like that. I mean, you know,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: like so bier Cain goes, Okay, you're here in my
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: city and my country. I guess I can show you around.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You are the friend of my love.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I'd be scared. I'd be like, what are you gonna
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: show me a dark alley?
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly. So in the Talking Head, beer Cant says,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you know, I had to be a jerk in the
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: beginning to set the boundaries. I've played this game before,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: and this is my strategy to get information. First I
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: have to get to know him, and then when I
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: realize his motive, I will be the motherfucker that stops it.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Did you get this from
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: a Scarface movie? Are you training a dog that you are?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Establishing that you just y just walk around Laura and
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: pee all around her and be a jerk and then
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: be like at the thirty two minute mark, I can
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: be kind for five minutes. Then I go back. I
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: go back and forth, kind mean, kind mean, it keeps
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: him off his game, and then I am in charge.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: It is so weird because he's like, I played this
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: game before, I know this strategy.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: So yes, you played this game before with.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: All the babes that are after him. So they head out.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: They go to a little cafe and at the cafe,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: beer Can actually apologizes for being a jerk. That was
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: actually nice, shocking, and he appreciates Michael for not acting
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: like a jerk back to him. And then Michael says,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm just trying to look out for her,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and you know, so let's talk about your debt and
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: your gambling problem. And bier Can says, well, I had
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: three little cafes like this, but they I lost them
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: all with Corona and now because of that, I'm fifty
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: K in debt. And so Michael goes, oh, so the
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: debt is not from the gambling, and he says, no,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: the debt is not from gambling. Gambling is a way
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: to make money. And I know people think it's just
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: throwing money down the train, but I'm not an idiot,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: and I know the system when to play and when withdraw.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: But then why are you fifty thousand dollars in debt?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Why have you not made a DNT in it? If
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: you're so great at gambling?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: That's my question. I wish there was a follow up.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I wish like Sean Robinson was there to pop in
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: and be like, but then what way. I wish there
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: was a fact checker. I wish there was like a
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: CNN fact checker who would just sp up at the
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: bottom of the screen and question, or just a video
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: with the microphone, yeah, and like a Maury and just
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: be like, actually, why then are you fifty thousand dollars
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: in debt?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Actually nobody's good at gambling. Actually it's set up to.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: For you to fail and less me.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Me and the t talkinghead Michael says, you know this
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: does worry me about beer Cannon. The gambling. I mean,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: gambling can be dangerous, especially in the States. We have
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: a casino right down the road from where we live.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: So then Michael says, okay, so beer can here's another question,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: like you like to stay up till late and they
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: kind of laugh, hahaha to thirty in the morning. But Laura,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: she likes to get up at four am to exercise
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: every day. She loves to get up at four Let
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Nobody loves to get up at
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: four am.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: Now that's where the fact checker would be like, does
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: she like to get up atfore am? Or are you
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: trying to mold her into the kind of person who
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: wants to get up atfore am? Michael?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: And he says, and it's done wonders for her. And
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: she likes to play pickleball at night, and she likes
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: to kayak thirty miles with me.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: No false and.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Beer Canton and beer Can says, well, you have your
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: system there, and I will do my best to be
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: involved in your life and do the things you like
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: to do. But I need my shisha. I need the
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: life of beer Can.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I need to pecha and smoke my ashisha.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: And Michael beer Can Michael says, you know, people say
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: you should marry your best friend, and usually your best
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: friend you spend all your time with, and you have
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: similar interest and beer Cahn says, well, you consider yourself
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: best friends, so why didn't you fall in love with
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: each other?
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, why would Michael even phrase it like that?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Why would he bring up that theory of marrying your
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: best friend unless to be like she should be with me. Yeah, exactly,
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I'm her best friend.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: But he doesn't want her.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I guess he doesn't want her.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Michael says, well, I don't know. I don't have an
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: answer for that, and beer Can says hmmm, two people
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: and No answers, well, you should know I will fight
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and nothing can fuck over this relationship. You should know that. Okay,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: beer Can, you're on the You're on the Dangel train,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: like I will get to the United States. I don't
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: care who stands in my way.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: No, Daniel and Lisa. How good would a fact check
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: her be? Actually you are still married? Actually twenty five years?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Laura says in her talking head there is
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: more to her romantic history with Michael than she has
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: let on. Okay, oh boy, always a lie.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: So now we have the three way hero shot, which
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: is hilarious because it is Laura and Michael standing there
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: and beer Can steps in between them. Oh my god, god,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: it's funny. It should have been the other way around.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: It should have been Laura and beer Can with Michael
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: stepping in between. All Right, So today beer Can and
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Michael are going to hang out alone and play some pool,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: and beer Can says, I will like to get to
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: know him one on one, and she goes, I'd really
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: like to go, and he goes, no, it will be
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: a man thing. The talking to. Laura says, maybe this
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: will be good and beer Can will hang out with
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Michael and realize there's nothing to worry about. But I
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: do wonder Bierkan has an underlying motive. Yeah he does.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: And you just said you've been lying. Yeah, So so
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: we're talking to beer Can says, neither one of them
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: can answer why they aren't in a relationship. It makes
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: me suspicious and I don't feel like she's telling me
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: the truth. So I'm trying to get him alone because
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: this is one of the strategy. Strategy.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Also, Michael is acting shady like he has something to hide.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: They're both doing like this pissing contest. Yes, serious man thing. Yes,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: mysterious man of mystery, and it's annoying. Mysterious Man of
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: mystery say it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: So they go and playpool, and Michael says, I got
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: to tell you man, you know, I was a little concerned,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: like you gamble and you've got debts, and I was worried.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: And Berkin says, yeah, obviously you care about her. You
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: flew all the way down here, and you know when
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you want something you should go for it and don't
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: play games. You should just tell me that you love
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: her and be honest. Is guy time, we're doing guy things.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I'm honest.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Pull Q yeah, which I would stab you with and
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: make you into a shish kabab a Michael kobob.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Michael goes, uh, No, I have known her for a
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: year and a half, and if I loved her, I
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: would have made a move.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Was that not a moment for you? A year and
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: a half.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I think they've been friends for like six years.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: These two are so tightly interwound and co dependent on
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: each other. That is crazy that that happened so fast.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: That's not very normal.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: He says, if I uh, And then he says, if
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I would have made a move, she would have been
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: with me and not here with you.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I want to turn down this.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Everybody's big man here and Berkin says, no, you made
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: a move and you blew it, and Michael goes, no, man,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: she made move on me, a very strong move on
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: me that I couldn't have mistaken for anything else.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: What did she do?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: And I stripped naked, he says, and I told her
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I could not reciprocate. And it was long before, long
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: before she met you. I was like, it's only but
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: a year and a half since you've known each other.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: How long could it have been? Right, long before she
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: met you? She made this move on me, and I
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: said no to her, and I will continue to say
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: no to her.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, every time every day? Do you just
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: call her up and go, hey, good morning, Still not
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: going to sleep with you?
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Good morning? No, don't even try it. He says. The
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: opportunity was there, man, I chose not to take it.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: And beer Kan's like, huh. He says, She's never mentioned this, Sui,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: And this is a real problem, not with you, but
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: with Laura. And he says, I wasn't expecting that. I
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: think it's a betrayal. It makes me think am I
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: an alternative? Because she couldn't get what she wanted? And
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: also you've got to wonder what is the timeline of
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: her going on this app and meeting him and when
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: she made the move on Michael right exactly, So, Michael says,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: it is not my intention to pursue Laura and take
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: her away from you. We are just friends, and bier
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Can says, I believe you, Michael, and with Laura, if
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: there is one lie, there could be more, kind of
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: like when I told her that everything was fine with
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: my finances and I had a job and a home.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I have none of those things. And then you ber
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Can is like, and I don't know what I'll do
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: about the future now, now that all this lie has
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: come about. I was like, if she made a move
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: on him before she even met you, who cares? It's
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: under your business?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but do we even Yeah, I need a chart.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: I need a chart.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: But when he said she made a move on me
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: that was unmistakable. I was like, she got naked in
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: his bed or something I.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Think she did. She got naked in his bed, said
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: do it? Do me right now? And like he has issues.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: He's either in denial about something or is self conscious
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: about his scarring or and there's he They all need therapy. Also,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: she's a grown woman and met a guy and became
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: best friends with him and intertwined lives and they spend
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: every single day together, hours and hours. Yeah, in a
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: period of like several months.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they play their pickleball champs together, they make their
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: protein bars together, they go kayaking together, like they do everything.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Together, everything together, and she just met him last year. Weird.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Weird. Let's move on to Alisa and Joshua.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Although Laura was super codependent with that Alexa, because remember
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: she was asking me questions like what should I get
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: for lunch today? I kind of don't want carbs? Oh okay?
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Should I get dressing on it? What do you think
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I should wear? The you know, what's the weather like?
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: And it was like it was annoying me, and the
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Alexa was like, you need a for a real friend,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: and so she got Michael and then she's just very
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: needy I think. Now.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Alexa was like, girl, this is not what I'm made for. No,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: go find them for human.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, who am I doing? Elise?
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Alise? Yeah?
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: So Joshua went out that morning and she texted enjoy
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: nat because she's beings mean and sassy and she's upset
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: and then she starts crying at how messy the place
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: is because Chris and Joshua are immature frat boys and
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: have destroyed the place and there's like your pong and
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: underwear all over and she's like, this is like a
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: friend house.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: I can't think.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: It's so stressed that I want to go.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: I feel so alone.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: She's she's spiraling quickly hardcore. Yeah. And then as she's
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: crying may be real, maybe fake crying, Joshua comes in.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: You see her crying, and then she goes and she
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: stops crying because nice, it's fake. And then she goes
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: and the producer goes, what was that? And she goes.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Joshua just came in and then he left. He saw
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: me crying and he left, so he popped home, opened
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: the door, and then literally ran into the hallway to
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: get away from the seat.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think he saw her, you know, filming. Yeah,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: and she was like, oh, he was like, I'm not
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: going to interrupt that.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: It's like if you see, like on the local news
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: bloopers and you'll see like a pa walk by forgetting
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: that they're in the shot and then they freak out
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: and they duck down and crawl away.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Get worse.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I mean so much sure, Yeah, so much worse.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: I have two dogs here, so I'm trying to not
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: have barking, so I'm trying to mute whenever they're barking. Okay,
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: she follows him into the hallway and says, why did
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: you leave? And I was crying, And he says, I
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: left because you seemed upset, So I thought you needed time. Like.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: It's not her boyfriend and is supposed to calm her down,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: that's not his job.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: He seems he seems outside of his body in the scene.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: He seems very like, I don't know how to handle
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: a hysterical woman.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Right, I don't know does he have like an experienced
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: dating Well, he was in a six year relationship before.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: He has like a twelve year old kid, So we
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: don't know if he was married, yeah, married or not
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: married or yeah, he's got experience with being with Yeah,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: he's almost forty years old.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he saw tears, woman tears and he ran
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: women's tears are scary. I get that.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Just look at yeah, just look at Lisa. Just look
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: at him.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I get uncomfortable. I run. I don't know what
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: to do. I'm not the friend that you want when
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: you're crying me either.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, Pat, Pat, It's okay. Yeah.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: So he says, I thought you would needed time away
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: with the camera crew, and he says, you know, why
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: are you upset, and she's like, well, you left this morning,
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: and he said, I left because you were sleeping, and
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: I had to go do some jobs for work, job jobs, work,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: I have a job working jobs.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I had to deliver door dash Like what do you
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: mean you had jobs?
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, that is it. So he tells us he panicked
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: when he saw that she was upset, and he ran
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: and he said, I know how fiery she gets, and
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't want a water bottle thrown at me. Okay,
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, So he asks if she was at She asked,
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: were you at NAT's? And he does this long explanation
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: about work and dropping off keys for a boat that
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: he wasn't driving, and then someone else bought a boat
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: and then he had to drive and drop off keys
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: for a boat. It all sounded very made up, and
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: he's like, let's go to the beach, and then but
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: he does it like let's go to the beach like
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: he's lying, Like you can't even say beach, like he's
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: lying about the beach. Everything sounds like a lie to
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: me from this guy. So they go to the beach.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: They hick surf lessons and he's hoping that the waves
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: will wash away their issues, and she's screaming every time
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: she falls, which is probably ruining the beach for everyone.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: This American won't stop screaming.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. Wondai Beach is like,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: you know, a top five place for Great White Charts?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Is it? Oh god? Oh yeah, it's also beautiful.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: But oh it's beautiful from your chair.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I am a don't go into the ocean because there
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: are things that live there that belong there. Yeah, I'm
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: not one of them. Yeah no, no, no, and I can't.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I was like, wow, she's brave. She's brave.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: So she is screaming, and then in their interview, she says,
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: you know, he said I've never taken a girl surfing before,
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: and she says, yeah, I've never surfed before. My surfing
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: cherry is popped and he says something about cherries being popped,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: and then she says, I'm wearing red for cherry popping.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: And it was a lot of cherry popping and I
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: didn't like it.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Did you notice in that talking head that her face
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: looked different.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Her face looks different every five seconds. To me.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: In that talking head, her face looks different, as if
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: her lip filler had dissolved.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Well, that's always possible because they shoot these out of order, so.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Right, But I don't think she would let it dissolve.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I think she would keep it up.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: But maybe she wouldn't go to a place in Australia.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe it dissolved that fast. I don't know.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: No, it takes a lot.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Her face looks always different to me, Like she gets puffy.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: She it changes, she gets injections, her tan changes, like
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: it's all changing, always changing. It's like I just I
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: see it shapes when I look at her, like I
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: don't understand.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: She's a chameleon.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah she is. So he takes her to lunch and
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: they say tomato sauce instead of ketchup, and she finds
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: that very weird even though it makes sense. Sorry ketchup.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: And then they feed each other burgers like full on
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: animals and he licks the sauce the food off her face.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't need that, Nope, it.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Was too much, but good for them. So but you're
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: in public. So she tells him she's worried because his
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: life is unstable, and he says, yeah, it was a
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: really bad year for me. Son and his the mom
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: moved away to have a better life somewhere else, and
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: he took it so hard. He was lonely. He started
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: partying and spiraling, and that's when the boat crash happened.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: And so she says, you know, I went on a
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: wild streak too, and then I realized I wanted to
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: settle down.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: So I'm hoping, so I went on Mexico Bang House exactly.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: That was my settling down. So she's telling everyone I
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: had anal Here was my settling down.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: That's how I do it, That's how I settle Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: So she said she's been taking advantage of in the past.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: And then the wind starts blowing her hair in her face,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: and so they go in the car and.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Because they start to have a serious conversation and she's like, yeah,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I just reached my earing out doing that.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Also, there's probably a camera and sound person who are like,
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: I cannot hear the wind is so low, so bad. Yeah,
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: So they go in the car and they are like,
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: continue the conversation, and she says, you know, my ex
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: financially abused me and put my family through hell. My
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: dad had to make several phone calls to make me
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: not lose the half a million dollars that stole. So
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: she says, you, your job situation is very weird and
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: up in the air, and then you lied about Nat
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: and NAT's paying for you. Are you going to start
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: using me for money? And he says, why would I
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: use you when I'm using NAT, like gets all sarcastic,
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: and she's like, don't get defensive, and he says, I'm
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: sick of it. You're always questioning me and my you know,
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: blow like, I feel like this is not She's only
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: brought it up once or twice, but he's acting like.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: It's offending his ego.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: I think, yes, it's absolutely So he's like, I haven't
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: made you pay for anything on this trip? Have you
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: have I made you pay for anything? And she's like no,
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: but it's not about that, and and he's like, if
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: you want to leave, you should just leave. And he's
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: like getting so angry about it. So the next day
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: he goes to meet Chris at the beach and Alise
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: is again stressing about how messy the apartment is, with
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: her two strips of fabric over her boobs, Chris cross
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: and dark washed baggy denim with her belly showing like
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: a brats doll, her whole body face vibe es brats doll. Yes,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: but like stretched out because she's so tall. Yeah. So
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: she says, yeah, last night was bad. We slept separately
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: and you know, he got so angry and I was
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: just trying to make sure he wasn't going to use
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: me for money. And so she walks over her to
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: a shop and she orders the Mile High because even
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: her orders for food are sexual, and also.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: It's got to be in the same theme as these titles,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: which yep. Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: So when she was nineteen, she tells us she met
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: the love of her life, and I think that she
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: brought this up on Hunt for Love.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: She said she's been engaged three times with no weddings,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: and so we had like the love of her life,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: and then another one and then the person that stole
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: the money from her.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I think, okay, but she didn't say that the first
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: one died.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I kind of feel like when she said it that
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: it sounded familiar.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it did sound familiar to me. So she is
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: showing pictures of this guy with her, but his face
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: has blurred out, and it's when she was nineteen, so
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: she has a similar face but also not it's also different,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: so he was perfect, Like they had a perfect relationship.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: They got engaged, she moved to Florida with him, and
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: one morning she woke up and he was gone. He
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: was he died from struggles. She had no idea about.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: A One can only assume that means he was a
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: drug addict and she just didn't.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Know, yeah, or mental health struggles and he okay, true,
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: So he was the person she was planning to spend
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: her life with and because of that, she has trouble trusting.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: But then also she trusted the man who stole half
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: a million dollars from her and backer, yeah, stole her identity.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: I never got if it was like actually stole like
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: she had half a million dollars and then he took
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: it or he racked up half a million dollars in
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: credit cards.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: She said, half a million dollars on her credit card.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: And so she doesn't have to pay that back, right
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: because it was fraud. The insurance on the credit card
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: would hopefully cover it.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Was it a card they got together because they were
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: engaged and dad and she trusted this guy and it's
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: daddy's money, like I don't know.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good point, but her dad made some calls, I
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: feel like, and he made it go away. So she
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: calls her parents, who call her Pumpkin and their little
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: kangaroo because she's in Australia. It's and she tells them
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: she has a connection with Josh, but she has concerns
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: about his finances and he lied about his living situation,
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: and the parents are like, Uh, we're gonna have to
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: call in some favors again. Meanwhile, Josh is with Chris
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: and he's like, at least called me a liar. I
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: don't really think she did. She did lie about your situation,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: but you did, yes, And she's hung up on the
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: Nat thing. I think she's just jealous. She's so jealous
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: and I hate jealousy and I had it in my
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: last relationship and I was like, I thought, in your
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: last relationship, she was pushing you to be super successful
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: and that was what the issue was from, not that jealousy.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: She thought you were a loser. I mean. So Alisa
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: tells her parents Nat has a financial choke hold on him,
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: and this is where the episode was, like, that was
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: a record scratch. I can't really do a record scratch moment.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I have one, would you like me to play it. Yeah,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: it's fun when you have to look for it.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: But it'll be worth the wait, guys, it'll be worth
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: the way. I never heard a record scratch like this one. Okay,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: here we go, there we go, classic record scratch that
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: everyone was already picturing in their head. But it was
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: worth it to hear it. So the parents totally do
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: not tell her come home. He's a loser. You're getting
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: used again, which you think they are going to say.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: They say, actually, I think you are jumping the gun.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: You don't even know the facts, and you have a
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: tendency to be so negative at least like about the
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: guy I'm stile have a million dollars from you, Like,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: what are the good things about Josh? Maybe focus on those.
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: I think they've just decided they need her married and
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: away from them.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: So yes, that's the vibe I was kidding.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, So what's good about him? Maybe focus on that.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: And at least it's like, well, he's so kind hearted
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: and he made me the background on his phone, and
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: they all act like that is the biggest deal in
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: the world. The mom is like, oh my god, did
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: you tell him to do that or did he just
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: do it? And She's like, he just did it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: That was weird. That was like, are you just sixteen
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: year old girls? Like, what are we doing here?
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Ladies? Raise your standards, be your own prince charming, and
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: be your own background on your phone? Don't This is
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: the bare minimum that a guy can do. So is
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: my background? Yeah that's a babe. Yes, that's a little
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: babe on Mary Payne's phone. So he says, I think
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: mine's Ralphy. I don't have one. Never mind, I don't
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: even have a lock screen. I know lock my phone.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: That's great, ever go anywhere? So I find it annoying,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: So I just I don't do it off my phone.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Take it so at least, like he's so kind, and
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: the dad says, I think you should slow your role.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: This this sixty year old Jewish man tells her to
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: slow her role and you should discover more and judge less.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: And I thought that was so such good advice for
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: all of us.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I think it is.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: But also but maybe, yeah, maybe judge Josh. So the
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: mom says, you're pushing him away by interrogating him and
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: accusing him, and Elisa is just shocked and she's like, well, yeah,
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: maybe I did push him too hard, which I do
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: not think she did at all. In the car with
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: the weak.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she was just explaining, like, this is
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: why I'm worried, and you didn't tell me, You didn't
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: tell me the truth.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: Exactly, and he flipped out. I feel like so she says,
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: maybe I overreacted. He just got so defensive, and then
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: she says I do feel him my gut though, that
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: something is off and she needs to follow that. Maybe
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: are her parents' advice for once. And meanwhile Josh is like,
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm her punching bag. She's just always
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: coming at me and she cut me so deep. It's
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: emasculating and always being, you know, criticized. This is because
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: of his last relationship, because of how horrible she was
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: and made him feel inadequate because he probably didn't have
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: a job, and so he has issues there. She's attacking
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: my integrity by calling me out because I lied and
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: calling me broke, but when I am broke, how dare
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: she see things accurately for what they are.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: It's bizarre, But I don't think she was too hard
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: on him. I think she was actually explaining, like, this
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: is why I'm coming from this, this is why I
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: need your reassurance. This is why I'm asking you all
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: these questions.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, I think he was in the wrong and I
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: think if her parents saw the video, they would see
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: that he is being super shady and is a loser. Sorry, Josh,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: but get your life together before you find a partner.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Will say. I had a listener that lives in Australia
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: is from Australia who has said that it is very
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: common for men and women to live together as roommates
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: because and they really like almost take on traditional roles,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: like the woman kind of takes her of the stuff
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: in the house and the guy takes care of that
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: outside stuff and kind of is there as a protector
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: to the woman. And a lot of times families are
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: like happy if a young person gets a male roommate
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: because then I feel like they're more protected in the
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: city and stuff. And it's actually pretty common. And she
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: also said that these two guys where they're from and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: the way they act, it's like they're like the Jersey
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Shore version of Australia.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly right. Yes, and they're still in their
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: frat boy era even though they're forty.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she said A lot more than that, but
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: it's too much.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: That was a good intel.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: It was good intel. I always appreciate some good intel. Okay,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Emma and z Ed forgot about them. Scratch out Zed
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: put Mohammed, scratch him out, nobody.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: No back of face, back of head guy, which I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: think is ed because in the previews there's the back
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: of the head.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: I think it's going to go back to z Ed.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I said Emma and Zihamed.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's it's a three way. So all right.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: So she's in her cab. Her new hero shot is solo. Lol.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: She said.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: She's going to see Mohammed in Casablanca, and she says,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I was never expecting to see him again. And you know,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: I've got my engagement ring for Mohammed with me and
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: putting it on is bringing back those old feelings. And
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: him wanting to meet me for coffee is a sign
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: that we could potentially get back together.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: He was cheating on you with multiple women, talking to
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: multiple women trying to get them to be with him.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, online cheating. So she's non stop petting her hair
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: just it never stops. She flips it, she pulls it forward,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: she pets it it's not.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: It's like a pet. It's like her service comfort. It's
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: like her emotional what am I trying to say, or
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: like an emotional service dog, but it's like that. She's
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: constantly petting. Yeah, this is this is what's a dog's name?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: This is Rover. And he has seen his You can't
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: ask me why I need him because he has a
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: vest that says emotional service animal, right, and you're not
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: allowed to ask. And so he's allowed in this restaurant,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: thank you.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: And it's so funny because they keep doing little shots
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: of her speaking to the waiter like I'm fine, thank you.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: I need to thank you. Okay, I'll take a tee,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: I have to say her wig is bad, her face
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: is bad, her lips are bad, her voice is bad,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: her taste in men is bad. But she is so
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: nice to service people, very polite, and I really like
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: that about her.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, So she's waiting at the restaurant and she
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: texts him, just texting him, I'm here, Okay, that's him.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Now wait that's not him? Is that him?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Wait? Yeah no no.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: No no, that looks just like him, looks like yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Not no, not him. So then she goes, okay, wait,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: so he's online, he's read all my messages. I'm just
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: gonna just gonna call him. I just gonna call him.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: So she calls him, no answer, more, playing with her hair.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: It says, ten minutes later, I will take a tee.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you. She's I am so annoyed in your being
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: and she looks at it and goes, what, oh my god,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Fiance? He says he has a fiance. Okay,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: hold on, let me read it to you. It says,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: leave me alone. I don't want to see you anymore.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I have a fiance. What the fuck? So we go
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: to a commercial and we come back, and then she goes, well,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, what the fuck if he had a fiance,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: why did you tell me to come here yesterday? He
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: called me yesterday. Yeah, and today he says, I just
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear from you anymore. I have done,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: I have done. Oh my god, this whole trip is
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: going to waste my time. He invited me to come
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: down here just to tell me he has a fiance.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: On a text, I was like, bitch, you almost had
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: a fiance yesterday. You were begging for a proposal yesterday correct, and.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: By the way, you would take it tomorrow. Yeah, so
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: she goes, Oh my god, I am just so done
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: with these pieces of shit men. I deserve better, Like
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: how dare zed dump me and leave me in the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: desert all alone to be eaten by vultures and flies?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: And then how dare Mohammed make me go all the
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: way forty five minutes to Casablanca then desert me in
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: the desert to be eaten by vultures and flies and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: stand me up? He can go fuck himself, Like how
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: is Mohammed inngaged? I'm single and he's engaged. I wish
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: that girl luck because she's just gonna go bankrupt trying
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: to deal with him. Fuck him, Fuck her, Foxy Ed,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Fuck everybody.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: Why were you trying to get back together with him? Then?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: If he's so terrible?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: She was putting her ring on and be like, oh
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: my god, the memories.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: I am sand Emma and missus z ed like writing
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: her name with his last name. And now she's like,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: good luck to that girl. She's gonna go bankrupt.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: She goes, you know what, now she's walking towards the ocean.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: She goes, I was not meant to find love here.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I know someone is going to meet me. I love
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: me and appreciate me for the person that I am.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: I just want to go home now, fuck this ring
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: and all it represented. I will find love somewhere else.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I am done. And she just goes and throws it
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: into the.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: So dramatic, and these so dramatic.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Beach goers look on in horror and think, can we
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: run out there and get it? Was there a diamond
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: in there?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: And she's like, I am a woman. Here we were,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: and she marches off, Yeah, God.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: All right she I could see her joining a cult,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: and I could also see her it. She lives in
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: La There's tons of mosques and things like that. There.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: She could find maybe a Middle Eastern man who has
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: already gotten to America. She would be saving thousands of
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: dollars on all of these lights back and forth. She
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: might find a Moroccan man who just paid for his
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: own way to America. Because she has no job, so
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: she already covers her head. So exactly, she's halfway there.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: So just convert religions. I think you'll find somebody. They
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: could set you up with somebody.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I think so too. All right, let's finish with Rick,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Natricia Dear God, I'm sorry. I think I said we
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: were done with Emma, but I forgot about I forgot
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: about all Michael Strahan want to be.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: So they wake up in their bunk feds and Rick
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: is complaining about the heat. And after last week's montage
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: of him complaining, you really do notice how many complaints
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: about things.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Going to shower. He puts the towel around him his
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: waist and he's like, I just go like this and
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: they're like and she's like, make sure it doesn't fall.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: And then he sees that there are two female relatives
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: watching and laughing at him, so he like runs across.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: It's kind of funny. And then he complains that the
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: water is too cold, and he's screaming and grimacing about
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: the water. You just said how hot you were, so
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: now take a cool shower.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Well, they laugh at him, and it is just like
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: a toddler who gets a laugh. Then you you do
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: it some more because.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, so he thinks any attention is
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: good attention. So then he complains loudly about the bitter
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: leaves that they eat, and then she's like stop, like
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: this is there.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Because they're making lunch for him. He's like, oh, I
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: don't want to Yeah, no.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Babe, no. So then her dad wants to talk to
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: her alone while he helps the women with the food,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: and they the women are laughing at him and saying
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: that his pinky is like a big thumb, it's so large.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: But then the dad tells her, you know, I welcome
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: to her into our family, into our home, but you're
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: marrying him. I feel like for fun and not for
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: a serious future. And he doesn't want kids, so there's
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: no point. And she says, well, he didn't say it
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: didn't want kids. He said he'll decide later. And the
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: dad says, if he says no kids, what will your
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: future be? You will have no future. You might as
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: well die if you have no children, and she'll already
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: be there, so then what yeah, yeah, so before he leaves,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: we need to know his answer. And she says, I
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: don't know what to do because I love him, but
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: I do want children. I'll have to convince him to
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: have children, which always goes well if one person has
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: to be convinced to have children. Yes, she says, are
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: you asking me to choose between you and Rick? And
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: the dad says yes, essentially, yes, absolutely, you'll have to choose.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: There's no middle ground.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: That's a dad has.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: What if she was unable to bear children, would they
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: cast her out of the village.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I think that would be a different situation.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: But that's because God said that she couldn't have hype.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: But they don't. I mean, obviously they don't know that.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: I think the idea is he's got to be willing
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: to try. But again, I still say he's got to
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: dissect me that he hasn't told her about exactly. It's
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: just my prediction. Guys.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: What if she goes to America, pretends that his children
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: or her children, and then brings them back once in
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: a while to visit, or just sends pictures and it's like, look,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: I had babies in America. Here's this three year old
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: and it's and it's all like yeah, or yeah, this
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: baby came out of me.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Fully gets the old baby pictures from those kids and
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: then shows us they grow.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, photoshop her into them, and then it's like,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: look at our family. They would never know, they're not
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: gonna know it's photoshop.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: That'd be pretty much good now, AI, Yeah, it'd be
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: like AI put me in the picture with this baby.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: I think that's what do they know about AI and
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: their village that.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I'm saying. I'm not saying
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  Speaker 2: it to shame them. I cannot tell if something is AI.
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  Speaker 1: I yeah, I have two computers and a and a iPad,
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  Speaker 1: and I still don't know how to do AI. Coming
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: up on, Forrest and Sheena have sex. Yeah, they're no
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: longer virgins. And it was very sloppy apparently, and he
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: said it was way better than he thought. And he
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: and his hand are going to.
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  Speaker 2: Have to break up because of the nook and nooke
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: around round.
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  Speaker 1: So Aviva's going to take a pregnancy test and Stick says,
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  Speaker 1: I won't be upset if it's negative.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Emma says she has been shown she needs something different,
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  Speaker 1: and before she leaves Moroc there's one last thing to
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: take care of. And we see the back of somebody's head.
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  Speaker 1: And we haven't heard of this kid. We haven't had
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: heard of a third man. So I think this is
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  Speaker 1: the end.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I really did recognize the back of
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  Speaker 2: his head.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're probably completely wrong. Tricia explains to Rick about
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: you know, wanting kids and all that for the forty
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: eighth time, and he goes, well, I think that what
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: it's going to have to happen. I'm just going to
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: have to ask for more time to make the decision.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: And they were like, no, we need it now, and
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: they are like up in his grill like and they
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: know he can't jump up fast because he's in a splitting
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: position that hurts his knees.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Thanks you to get aggressive.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it. Yeah, he's like no, no, motherfucker.
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  Speaker 1: Lisa and Daniel go to see another priest who is
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: going to do a cleansing and it's at a sh
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: shrine and this man starts yelling at them while a
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: baby goat walks around in a diaper.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: Said, we weren't going to see the king again. He's busy.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: He's doing local theater. He's got this week. He's busy.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: He's Busy's lion needed to go the dry cleaners. We fluffed.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So, but this is a new priest. It's not the guy,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: because first there was the guy that he went who
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: rolled the dice on the ground before he even got there.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: He looks like he was in a back alley. And
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: this guy looks kind of like that first guy, but
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: in a different location.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: But also when they're walking down the alley, it is
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: like the beginning of a murder mystery. She's like, where
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: are we going? What's happened? This doesn't look like the
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: place I was supposed to go. Alise meets Alisa and
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Joshua meet with Nat and and she says to Nat,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: you guys are emotionally tied, and she goes, yeah, we are.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: And then Lise goes, why the fuck am I here?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I think it's weird, and then she
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: gets up and yells at everyone in the restaurant like
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: a lunatic about them living together. Does anybody I think
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: this is weird? Anybody think it's weird? And Nat says
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Elise is toxic.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like a nice restaurant.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Too, Yeah, I didn't look like either way. You shouldn't
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: stand up and do that. That's terrible.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: No, she's causing a scene, like, don't be like Angela, Alise, come.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: On, Elise, don't do that. All right?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I am barl hot mess.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I am interviewing her in a couple of weeks, so
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: we'll see what she has to say for herself, and
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: we'll find out where she gets those clothes. Okay, everybody,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: that's it. We did it. And again I'm now leaning
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: so close to the microphone by this pillow because I'm
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: trying so hard to not have an echo. And I
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: hope everybody enjoyed this. Kimberly and I are both in
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: different locations. Kimberly, do you have a BINGI date for us?
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I had an adopter for Benji and it fell
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: through and I went there with Benji and all of
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: his stuff. Uh huh, and she said, my sister changed
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: her mind because she lives with her sister and so
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: she didn't. I got it was bad. It was really like,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: tell me ahead of time so I don't confuse him
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: by packing up all of his stuff.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: And I know, I bet he was like, where are
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: we going, Mark.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: We're going my mom and then oh, we're going back home. Yeah.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: So he's still up for adoption and he's still such
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: a good dog.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: And he's so sweet.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very sweet.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something very sad as we end
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: this episode? Yeah, the dog tastes dog here that I
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: love that I play with every time she passed away.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Oh no. And it happened right as I got to Mississippi.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Like I came to my sisters and I like walk
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: up on her porch and she's on the porch crying. Oh,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, girl, what are we crying about?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: And she says, oh, it's Piper. You know, she got
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: really sick really quick, like you know how it happened.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: She's very very very old. Yeah, and you know, it
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: just she you know, had a cancer situation. Anyway, it
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: was very quick, and I was like, oh, no, god, oh,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I know, I hate it so bad and I've never
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: had to deal with it, you know, And I've never
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: had to deal with it. So of course that just
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: makes you think about my dogs throwing up. I did,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: but every time we had a dog, they ended up
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: going to the farm, oh because my you know, it
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: was like we're moving or this or this one. The
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: dog we had grown up with the preacher, and then
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: another dog was aggressive and then the loved the housekeeper,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: so the housekeeper took her and so I never had
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: to deal with I just they were just gone, yeah,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: you know, And so that's very sad. So I'm very sad.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the worst.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: It really is the worst. So everybody adopt Benji.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Adopt Benji. Also that my neighbor has a pug who
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: had dental surgery and they messed it up so badly
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: that the dog ended up losing an eye and I
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: don't know how that happened, but they are suing and
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: so this old old pug is walking around with one
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: eye now. And I donated to the GoFundMe. If anyone
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: wants it, I will share it. Oh my godness, blessedest
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: little old pug. Who Yeah, it's it's very sad.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well, Ginger had a dental surgery the
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: other day and she was so out of it for
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: two days. It was wild. You know, she's so little
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: and the ant and she was like walking around like
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: she could barely hould herself up. It was she She
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: had the tiniest tooth you've ever seen removed. They give
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: it to you. I told you about that, and you're like,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: you're tiny tooth. But anyway, she's fine now, but it
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: was just it's very disconcerting when your dog is walking
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: around like they're completely drunk. Yes, And I was like, whoa.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Into some gummies that he shouldn't have when he was
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: much younger, so that was an ordeal. And I know
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: my parents had gummies. I think a neighbor had given.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Them to the They weed gummies.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Some sort of CBD, something like wow. Yeah, they took
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: him to the vet. He's fine.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what he is?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: No, I, as a child ate a bottle of heartworm pills.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Have my stomach pumped.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: I've remaxin.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Something like that.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Did they taste good?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. I don't remember it.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: And it tasted like chicken or something, you know, I.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Know, I mean it was before I was a vegetarian,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: so I don't remember any of this. I've just been
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: told the story.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: So that's wild. Yeah, wild, Okay, I'll do a happy note.
• 1:18:56
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• 1:19:12
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• 1:19:15
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• 1:19:18
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• 1:19:20
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• 1:19:23
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• 1:19:27
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing it again. Have not watched one second of it,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: but I can picture everybody and it's fascinating.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: You've got to watch the show.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: That my lady who had just decide to quit the
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: show all of a sudden, and she is a liar
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: and like talking crap about our course.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: I said all those things. I never said those things.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: That's like crazy girl. It's okay, Yeah, that's crazy. You
• 1:20:02
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• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: It sounds I'm just fat. I'm gonna watch so at
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: least I can picture who you're talking about.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's a then you're not gonna be able to
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: stop watching. It's it's a delight. It's a delight. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Kimberly and I will see you next week, will be
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  Speaker 1: the new season. Okay, bye bye