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Episode 3: The One With The One Chip Challenge · Josh and The Giant

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Was your mom or dad a nephilim and is?
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Oh. Is is David Gilly?
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I have too. Much milk in me.
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So my thing is, yeah, they can say it whenever they want, but I
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can't say it just a word, Josh. It's literally just a word.
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It's 6 letters used like they use it in their songs, 6 their
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literature, 6 letters, not 5. But I can't say it.
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Oh, you got you guys can say it. But then I'm in trouble.
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I say it you. Can't say it.
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Josh, I don't. How are you taking their side?
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It's literally just a freaking word.
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But how can you be asked that you know who I'm married to?
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Kiana's Mormon. I'm talking about.
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I'm talking about Mormons. What is the word you want to
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say? What is the word you want to
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say? Mormon.
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Mormon. Who said you can't say the word
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Mormon? Mormon say that you can't say
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they're like, actually, actually.
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But they call each other it, yeah.
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I mean, it's the Book of Mormon. They have like songs like like
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there's a a song that Mormon girls sing like I want a Mormon
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boy. No, there is not.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a it's like a camp
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song that they sing. I don't know the lyrics you.
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Cannot hold up. You can't have a song like that
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and then be offended. Whenever.
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Yeah. It's like, actually we're
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members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.
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I don't have time to say all that.
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Yeah, that's a word. Sound.
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It's a lot. It's a lot.
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So it's just like. Oh, we're taking words away from
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people now? Yeah.
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Really. Wow, You really.
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You got to talk me through these things before we just start
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recording. You know that, right?
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Why you can't just go? I want to say this word.
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What I mean it's. Just what other word?
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What other word say the first word that comes to mind?
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NASCAR. Anyway, Speaking of Mormons, I
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had an idea and I kind of talked to you a little bit about
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before, but I want, here's the thing.
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I know that we have Mormons in our audience, whether they're
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genuinely watching, whether they're hate watching, whatever
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it is. I have a genuine question for
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the Mormons in our audience. Go ahead.
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What is the best Joseph Smith movie?
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And whenever I say best, I mean best as in watchability and best
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as in true to life, historical accuracy, historical.
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Like regardless, I'm and I'm genuinely trying to put aside
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whatever our feelings are towards people who participate.
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It's a Church of Jesus Christ. Yeah, Mormons, I'm trying to put
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that aside. Yeah.
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We don't want feelings towards Mormonism.
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We don't want to. Watch a movie where Joseph Smith
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becomes Superman and gets laser laser.
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Vision. I want to watch that too.
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Actually I kind. Of wish.
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Send me the link to that. But no, seriously, Yeah, I want
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to set aside all my feelings about Mormonism or Mormons,
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which by and large I have genuinely, decently good
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feelings for. Yeah.
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They don't hate me like they hate you because they hate me.
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What? No.
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No, I think they love you. They you've gone on this Rambo
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rampage. Yeah, which I get, you know what
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I'm saying. But anyway, we're trying to say
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facts. Anywho, whatever the best one
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is, leave it in the comments. Tell us what that movie is,
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because don't mock. Me No, I'm smiling because you
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ever I'm trying to put like, no, I'm trying.
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To put I will become Mormon just to hate you.
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All right. Anywho, let us know because I'm
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genuinely curious because I want and I want us to watch it
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together possibly and then do a a review.
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All right, man, I'm trying to be serious, dude, can I be serious?
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I'll say I'm done. You're just nervous about the
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other things. Shut up, dude.
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Anyway, I want to genuinely review it again.
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I want to set aside feelings about y'all, but not even y'all.
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See, that's the other thing that makes it difficult.
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It's tough. I'm talking about the whatever.
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It's tough. I want to set aside that stuff
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and I want to genuinely review it.
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So what is the best acted, best made movie about the life of
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Joseph Smith? Is that one movie or are they 2?
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Because I can understand, you know, there's Christian movies
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that are like more theologically sound and they suck.
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And you're like, Oh my gosh, this is a hall.
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This is a real pick. What are you doing?
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You had your cord through your legs and I was like, man, that
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kind of seems like a move. So I just wanted to put my cord
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like between my legs as opposed to it coming over the side.
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Dude, we gotta have a talk after this because you can't dude, I'm
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squirmy right now dude, I'm squirmy squirmy worm.
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I'm a baby bag. Any who you know what right now,
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baby bag male dog. So yeah, let us know what is the
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best Joseph Smith movie put it in the comments and we will
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watch it. We will.
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We'll seriously watch it. We'll do a genuine review.
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We will not be, well, I mean, we'll probably be funny cuz
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we're pretty funny guys. But we're not gonna like to, to
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whatever degree we can, we won't have bias towards it, right?
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Well, I mean, I, I'll review it as a movie above all else.
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Like, even if we view it as like fiction or because here's the
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thing, not even necessarily fiction, but don't laugh, dude.
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But as like we don't align with the beliefs.
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But I know a good movie when I see it.
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There you go. I mean, can I put my hand in the
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air here and brag on myself for a second?
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Put my hands up high saying Ayo. Yeah, that was really dude.
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Life was so good whenever Pitbull was popping.
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I know that's not Pitbull. Pitbull is still.
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Popping I know, but like whenever the real time in the
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worldwide I remember driving driving, not driving riding in
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the car with my mom to school yeah and just hearing.
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Yeah, yeah, Mr. Three O 5 that. Once on the the, I had the time
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of my life. I've never had a bad day.
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That song has never come on when the sun isn't shining.
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Yeah, you know what else was a great time in life?
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Party rocking. What was that song?
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Party rock anthem. Yes.
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That was good, but then you take the good with the bad because
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there were times a little after that time period where like you
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would get in the car, kids. This is before you had aux
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chords. Yeah, I had a cassette tape.
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I would put that converted. No, you did not.
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My first truck was in 1997 GMC. Golly.
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So, but like, you listen to the radio and you could you could
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get that Pitbull song, but then you could get that one crazy
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monkey song. They're like, this is going to
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be the worst day ever. So it was a roll of the dice.
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That's true. I was putting my hand in the
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ear. Sorry, go ahead, because for the
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people that don't believe us that are like, oh, you know,
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they're they're going to be just giggling the whole time at the
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Joseph Smith I watched I want another podcast with our good
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friends. The Bible is funny.
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The. Russo Boys, yes.
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And we watched. The what boys?
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The Russo Boys? You said the Ruslan Boys, and I
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was like, that's one man. And that's not a podcast.
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No, go ahead. Ruslan is in the Russo Boys,
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yes. And we watched a Mormon movie.
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And I forget the name of it, but it was about the guy that went
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to like, you know how I always say I have a weird memory for
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your stuff? Yeah, The other side of heaven.
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What's? The other side of heaven, that's
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exactly. What it is, I don't know.
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Why? I remember thinking you're like.
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Dude. So yeah, we watched The Other
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Side of Heaven. I gave it a 4.5 out of five,
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dude. I gave it the highest rating
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because I know art when I see it.
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Remember. I googled it.
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That movie was like a 16% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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So here's the thing. Here's the thing.
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Also, we might be too nice about it, right?
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Maybe we might, one of us. Hey, I can't hold.
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Who are you? Who's he pointing at?
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Who's he pointing at? Stop it.
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I can't see Who is he pointing at.
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Hey, so anyway, Matt, don't play anything.
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Shut up. So anyway, we'll watch.
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We'll watch it. We'll watch it in January.
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We'll repeat it for the art that it is.
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Yeah, we will. And who knows, maybe it'll be
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fire. Speaking of so guys.
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We got a little. Twist today for you.
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Yeah, as you guys saw from the title whenever you clicked it,
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this is the. This is the one.
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Chip Challenge and on both of our social medias respectfully,
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respectively. Respectfully, yeah.
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What is it respectfully, respectively, respectively?
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It's definitely not that, Matt. OK, Whenever I look at you for
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answers, I need good ones. No, don't Google it.
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No, it is. Respectively whatever.
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Anyway, on both of our social medias, we asked you guys to
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submit questions for the other person.
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Here's what we're going to do. We're both going to eat the
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whole chip one bite downs we got show them we got milk.
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We both got 1/2 gall whole milk because they didn't have I went
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to 711 down the road to get this milk.
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They had one thing of 2% because I just grew up on 2% but my son
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drinks whole milk. But they had one thing at 2%.
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It expired today. And what I did not need, what I
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did not need in my stomach was was day of expired milk and
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whatever God awful combination is in here, OK.
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I'm completely delaying us eating that chip.
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You know what for sure I found interesting?
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Like go ahead and understand why they call it whole milk 'cause
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like it's the whole milk. Like this whole thing is milk.
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Yeah, but like, why would you get 2%?
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It's only 2% milk. It's like this is this whole
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thing is milk. It's whole milk.
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And there's a hole in the top that you can drink out of.
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But I just want to beat the why do they call it so hard?
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Oh, I'm going to get skim milk. What is it?
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What is a skim? I'm going.
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To punch you so hard. In the face skims don't have
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nipples. Here's here's a genuine
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question. Yeah, before we die.
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I actually don't know what makes it whole milk.
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Can you seriously tell me? Mad.
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Do you know it's going to be like with the pasteurization?
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The pasteurization, is it 2% fat?
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Oh, maybe. And then what would that make?
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Whole milk? Whole milk was it's not off,
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retains it's original natural fat content.
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Why didn't have a gun? Why did they not do like a 5%, a
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10%? Like what made them say it's got
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to be two and one? Yeah, these kids are getting
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thick out here. Yeah, you know how sometimes
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people do the meme of like 13 in one shampoo and it's like
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toothpaste and blah blah blah? There should be another meme
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that's way more specific. That's 5%.
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People are like, that's not, that's not.
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Quite that way. That will catch the eye though.
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Dude, you'd be like, wait a minute, that.
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Might be a good product. Bro when has somebody dropped
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new milk that wasn't made from like a nut and you'll wake up
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new new. Milk like that's like new milk
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alert fruit just dropped. That's what I new milk alert.
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So that's, yeah, that's why I was saying whenever, never mind.
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Whenever we get. I know exactly.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. A new milk alert.
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All right, anyway, just crazy. I'm going to hand this to Josh.
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I'm going to open this up for y'all because I already did this
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off camera. And this sent a, a, a a shiver
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of fear down my spine. You open this bad boy up, which
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says you need an ID to purchase it.
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By the way, you had your fake on you.
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Yeah, there's a glove inside because it's dangerous.
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Should I? Oh my gosh, I don't know.
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I probably am. Just to be safe, I was going to
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make sure I have your questions. So here's here's part of the
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thing and I didn't explain this. My apologies.
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The reason why we have the milk and we asked you all to submit
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questions. We are going to eat these at the
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same time. And then, and Matt, I genuinely
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need you to keep track. We're going to go question for
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question until we reach 10 and then it is only after both of us
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asking 10 questions and answering 10 questions that we
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get to drink any milk that we get to have any relief
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whatsoever. Josh, you look so concerned.
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There's like a warning. It's like a surgeon general's
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warning. Do not eat if you are sensitive
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to spicy food, allergic to Peppers or Capri saun, whatever
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that says. Capsaicin.
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Big dog. It's capsaicin.
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Allergic to Capri sauns if you are pregnant.
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Anybody here pregnant? Why are you saying that to us?
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You're the only two people here. I don't want to get someone
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that's pregnant freaking exposed to Capri Sun.
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Fat phobia. If you are.
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In real time. Or have any medical conditions.
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Please do not eat this chip. Can I read the what to Expect?
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Yeah, go ahead. What to expect?
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This chip has been purely created for the sheer pleasure
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of intense heat and pain. And then it has four different
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pictures that says mouth on fire, runny nose, watering eyes
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a lot. And this is how this is how much
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it'll mess you up. It doesn't say a lot of it says
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a lot F words. You know what?
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I'm going to say something this. Chip brother this.
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Chip was made in England, Oh. Bro forget.
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This. This is a Mickey Mouse chip.
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It's not going to be. Oh, oh, that's what we're doing.
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You think the British know what's spicy?
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They've got a little a little bit of salt, bro.
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Oy, you put a bit too many tinkies on my winky now my mouth
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for burning. Oh, I can't.
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Oh, I block you out mate. Would you put pepper?
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Oh, spot of pepper. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Me blow you inside. Oh boys, the lad, the lad had a
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blowy. Is that what they call?
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Yeah. That's what they call it.
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Hey, if you in Britain, dog, let us know in the comments of that.
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We got to we have to do this, OK?
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Oh my gosh, dear. God.
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ASMR one chip challenge. Yeah, don't smell it.
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Oh wait, it's OK. Genuinely excuse me, my stomach
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is literally already getting upset I'm it's smaller than I
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thought it would be. I'm so nervous.
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You look at you look at the box and you're like, that's too much
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of A chip. OK, hey, once we eat these
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we're. Going to have to go straight
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into the questions. So yeah, it's going to, it's
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going to hit us. Bro no joke, I opened the top
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part with my mouth. There was a residue of the chip.
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How do you feel? How do you feel?
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It's not that bad, but again, it was literally just slight
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residue. I'm going to No, you got to
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wait. You really do have to wait.
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You, you cartoon mug. Try to not get the milk on any
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of the equipment. Oh my gosh.
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OK, Oh my gosh. Hey, you want to cheers them?
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Cheers both. Oi mate.
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Oh, I don't. I don't like.
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OK, Oh my gosh. OK.
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What's your favorite skit you made?
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Oh, did I made? Oh, I can't say that one.
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Dang it. Dang, that's a great question.
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Who asked that? Answer it I.
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Mean remember the one we did together where we were both
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where I was a Mormon and I came to your door?
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Oh God, it's, oh, it gets in there.
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OK, yours now. OK.
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We're going question for question, big dog.
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Yeah, no, you're right. You're right.
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You're right. You're right.
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Let's see if God real. Why bald?
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Prophet. Bald.
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Bald. Good.
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What? Yeah.
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Why are you? How many holes does a straw
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have? A what?
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Why'd you drink a drink? I had it, I'm sorry.
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How many? How many holes does a straw
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have? 220 did my turn.
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Yeah. Was your mom or dad a Nephilim?
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And is, oh is, is David killing? These are two questions.
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It's your mom or dad or nephilim.
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My my God is holy. That's why I'm this way.
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This person asks. Feet reveal when man, there's
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going to be a bad dude. Oh my gosh, I got it.
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I got it. Oh, OK, so we made it to A.
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It doesn't even help that much. It only helps for like a second.
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It's a temporary it. Helps while the milk is on it.
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Oh God, Oh my gosh, this person, this person said Poo poo pee
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pee. Is that a question?
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They just said it. I couldn't agree more.
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Poo poo pee pee. I don't like this.
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I love spicy stuff. This is not the dude.
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This was your idea. This is so bad.
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It is not getting off my tongue. It's.
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Not getting any better, ah. Get worried.
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Oh my gosh, Oh my God, you know what's going to suck?
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So many people are going to be like, oh, they're being
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dramatic. This is the worst.
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I also, I don't know about you, but my chip was so stale.
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Oh yeah, it was so bad it came all the way from England.
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Oy mate. Oy bro.
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I would like to apologize to England for saying that they
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don't know ball. Josh, keep milk just in your
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mouth for a minute and I'll talk because that's the only way
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there's relief. I This was a stupid idea.
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Forget the 10 questions, I'm not doing them. 01 of the questions
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asked. Oh my God I'm so nervous to
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burp. Could Josh beat Joseph Smith in
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a fight? Well, now he's dead.
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Because I beat him in a fight. Next question.
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Oh, it's in my throat. I just got so nervous because
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remember when I said how I opened it with my teeth and
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there was some of my mouth, I opened the rest of it with my
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hand and then I just wiped my eyes.
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Somebody asked how many chuggas before the Choo Choo. 2 min 3
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Max Chugga chugga chugga. No chugga Chuck.
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Oh Oh my gosh dude. Also definitely.
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My face is burning a bit. From wiping my eyes, breathing
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out sets it off. This is This was such a bad.
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Idea. I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, for sure. I'm just going to turn the air
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conditioning down to the house. Oh my gosh, leave all this in by
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the way. I'm dude, I'm going to puke,
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dude. Dude, that's so much milk.
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Scientology or LDS? LDS Scientologists too weird for
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me. Have you seen, like, the hot
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Scientology guy? Yeah.
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You know who I'm talking about? The dude who's in, like, a tight
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shirt. He's always like, let me walk
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you around. I watched like.
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Let me walk you around. We believe in Zorg the Borg
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blog. Yeah, OK.
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We believe in the the soul in in this Satan and it's.
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If you don't move, just don't move.
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If I stay really still, it's like the spice forgets.
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Don't. Move can't see us if we don't
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move. As active it goes to sleep.
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The spice goes to sleep if you stay really still.
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Hey stop burping dog for real I have too much milk in me.
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Move. I'm like, how much of your milk
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have you drank? Too much.
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Oh dude, marinate your tongue in it for.
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Real no, I can't drink any more milk because I'm going to puke,
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bro OK, I'm not a I'm not I'm not I'm I'm a tiny little boy.
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If I drink too much milk, I'm I think you're going to say
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something else. I'm not a baby.
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I'm. A.
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Someone said what do you guys think about Christians saying
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the N word? Depends on the Christian,
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depends on the context. Depends on the N word.
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First of all, which one are we talking about?
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Kind of. I mean, I guess I would just
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ask, you know, even if you're. Dog, you got to slow down on the
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milk. Dude, I'll be, I'll be OK.
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You got to slow down, because here's the thing, it's too hot.
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It's too hot for real Unwell. So just.
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My teeth hurt. Your teeth hurt.
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I'm. Trying to not burp.
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No, it's fine. No, my belly hurts.
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My tummy. My tummy hurt.
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I'm not even going to lie. I think part of the reason why
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my stomach doesn't hurt as bad from either the chip or the milk
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is because, and you know, whatever, I've put my stomach
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through some things and. Like what?
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There's a lot of, you know, combos of food and sure things
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like that. Throughout the years.
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My stomach's a little bit more. My stomach's a vet.
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Your stomach's more of like a fresh.
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Board, I'm the rookie. You're the you're the you're the
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fresh faced rookie at the beginning of the movie.
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And my stomach is like the dude, my tongue feels numb.
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You're the. Yeah, you're like, you're the
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vet on the team. Yeah.
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Hey, rookie, welcome to the league.
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Welcome to the NFA. You're like, everybody's going
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to live through this war, and I'm like.
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Nobody dies. Everything good happens always.
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And you're like, let me tell you a couple of things that I've
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seen in this war. It's hard to do bits whenever
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you're physically in pain. I know this, I don't.
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I don't like this at all. Somebody asked a question, but I
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actually really like, they said, have him guess What Car you
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drive. So what car do you think I
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drive? As if I haven't seen your
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vehicle. What Car do you think I drive?
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You know what, So like before, before we met, like I I'm trying
22:45
to, I'm trying to rewind, I'm hitting the VCR before we met.
22:48
If I had to guess preconceived notions, I would have guessed
22:52
like a, a black. We actually have to talk.
22:56
About something. Such a long pause, but go ahead.
22:59
Black like Ford F-150. So it's OK.
23:02
Like. So not too far off from what I
23:03
drive. I've never seen you not wear a
23:06
black shirt. Yeah, that's probably true.
23:12
I every single time I've seen you.
23:15
In the podcast. We just can can back this up.
23:18
But obviously we've hung out before the pod.
23:20
Yeah. I've never seen you not like.
23:24
Do you have any blue shirts? Do you have any red shirts?
23:28
I don't have red shirts. There's certain colors.
23:30
You you, I don't want to say can't.
23:32
There's certain colors you shouldn't wear whenever you're
23:34
of a certain size. OK, so KB, shout out KB and his
23:40
clothing company. KB sent me a Rob Hell shirt.
23:43
Yeah, sure. And for some reason, they sent
23:47
me, they sent me a 5X, which is what I wear.
23:49
And I appreciate that. They sent it to me in orange
23:52
with black text. I look like a Jack O Lantern, so
23:56
like I I owe that shirt. But yeah, sometimes I'll I'll
24:01
rock a Navy blue, I'll rock a grey.
24:03
That's just kind of black. Like do you have like green?
24:07
This feels very close to racism. No, I'm just asking like.
24:11
Your wardrobe sounds like whenever back in like the 1800s
24:15
they called Italians the N word. You know what?
24:19
I mean, but Italians say the N word like they can.
24:23
Sure, but do they have Can a cat here?
24:26
I'll branch off a question I asked.
24:28
Can Italian Christians say the N word?
24:30
No. But they say it's the N word,
24:32
though. Well, yeah, a lot of people say
24:35
it, Josh. Yeah.
24:39
Stop, don't, don't say the N word.
24:41
Damn, have I had a booger in my mouth the whole time?
24:44
No dude, it definitely makes your nose running.
24:47
Oh my gosh, OK. I feel like it's subsiding.
24:50
I haven't. I haven't felt like this since.
24:53
So I grew up in East Texas, everybody watching home, and
24:56
when Hurricane Katrina hit, it didn't affect East Texas really,
25:00
but a good number of people. What?
25:02
Dude, Hurricane Katrina not a Mickey Mouse hurricane.
25:08
Big deal. When Hurricane Katrina hit, a
25:11
lot of people from Louisiana sought refuge, you know, east or
25:16
West And in some came to East Texas, in some states, some
25:19
said, hey, you guys actually aren't that bad.
25:20
We're going to stay here. And I remember kind of like a
25:24
couple summers after that is when all of a sudden we've got
25:28
crawfish boils happening all the time.
25:31
And I remember the first time I went to a crawfish boil are.
25:34
You funded by AIPAC. Like the It's Israel, Yeah.
25:41
You are OK. Continue with your story.
25:43
No, I'm not, but I like, can I just be honest, please?
25:48
I see people, I'll get back to the Katrina thing.
25:52
I see like the Israeli sellouts on the Internet, like Ted Cruz
25:56
or like people that are like, you know, yeah, no, you know, I
26:00
think you, you did a video of people like laying down and
26:03
they're like, oh, I love Israel so much.
26:06
They got to be getting paid so much dude.
26:09
I had a lot of. People in my comments being
26:10
upset at me because I thought that me shirtless in my bathroom
26:15
at like 8:00 AM my shirtless I do mean everything less in my
26:20
bathroom at 8:00 AM in your bathroom filming yourself.
26:23
No, dude, they thought that it was a completely serious video.
26:26
And a lot of people were like, imagine being in such, This is
26:30
how I know the pain is subsiding.
26:31
I can do voices and stuff again. Imagine being in such an echo
26:34
chamber that you think everybody who's doesn't think like you
26:37
think is paid. And I'm like, well, well, dummy,
26:41
respectfully, oh God bless. But dummy, it's a joke.
26:45
And also some people are paid. But continue with what you were
26:49
saying. I mean, the money's got to be so
26:51
good. Like I'm not funded by, I don't
26:54
know what APEC stands for, but if they hit me up and we're
26:58
like, let's. Decide what it is right now.
27:00
The I is definitely Israel. All Israelis.
27:05
No. American.
27:09
Israeli Are we trying to be serious with our guesses?
27:12
Or candidate I'm. Going to go with American,
27:15
Israeli political. Action committee, I have
27:21
literally no idea. American Israeli.
27:23
Are those two right? American Israeli.
27:26
American Israel. American Israel, what'd you say?
27:32
American Israeli political Action Group No political action
27:37
committee. American.
27:41
American. Israel Paid.
27:45
I don't know, dude. My stomach hurts.
27:51
What is it? What is it?
27:52
Matt, Republic Affairs Committee.
27:56
So dumb. Yeah, we could have come up with
27:59
such a better. Name.
27:59
Oh my gosh, dude, you could come up also APEC.
28:02
Bugger off dude, I'm really. Whoa, whoa.
28:07
All right. Anyway, so you're not funded by,
28:09
you're not sponsored by. APEC, but I would certainly
28:11
you'll know when I am. You'll know because as I said,
28:14
the check. As I said in the video, I will
28:16
be driving something very foreign.
28:18
Continue. When when, when Katrina hits,
28:21
all the Louisianans move to my my hometown.
28:24
All of a sudden, we've got crawfish boils happening all the
28:26
time. And I'll never forget my first
28:28
crawfish boil because we go. And it was like one of my
28:32
friends, like his dad and like, you know, he's boiling a
28:36
crawfish. I was like, what the heck are
28:37
these bugs? And he was just kind of, like,
28:39
laughing maniacally. And that was some of the hottest
28:45
stuff I'd ever eaten. And I get why he was laughing.
28:49
He was like, I'm going to put these little white boys through
28:50
it. Yeah, that didn't have nothing
28:55
on that chip. I haven't felt like that.
28:59
I've told you before, me and my dad, one year my mom I think,
29:03
got something from work and somebody had gotten it from the
29:05
State Fair and it was Ghost Pepper beef jerky.
29:09
That was the last time I remember something like that.
29:12
Kiana and I, at any Mexican restaurant we go to, I always
29:17
get the Cameroon Zala Diabla, and it's like real spicy shrimp
29:25
plate. That was a cool pronunciation
29:27
anyway. Yeah, it's like spicy shrimp
29:29
plate. And that depending on the
29:31
restaurant, we had a place that we used to go to a lot.
29:33
And the woman would literally like, chuckle at me every time.
29:36
She'd be like, OK, OK, I'm like, come on.
29:39
And I would literally end up, like sweating.
29:41
Yeah, I would be. But I would eat it because it
29:42
was good. Yeah, I'm going to eat it.
29:44
You know what I mean? That.
29:46
But that was so much hotter. And it was so aggressive.
29:51
Like it really felt. And it came on like a thief of
29:55
the night. For real.
29:55
For real. Like it just, it just hit.
29:57
Yeah, like a ton of like, there was no shot of us doing the 10.
30:00
No, because literally we got to two or three.
30:02
And I was like, oh, my gosh. And then you, you started
30:06
humming. And on question one, I've never
30:09
wanted to put my hands on anymore, 'cause I'm like, what
30:12
is this question? And you're like, huh.
30:13
And it was like, no, dude, we have to go, go, go.
30:17
You started off with a hard question.
30:18
I've done thousands of bits. Just name literally anything.
30:21
Though I know the one that I wanted to name, I can't name.
30:24
Am I talking about? Hurts.
30:25
Can I ask Matt, you're Hispanic? How many bananas can you eat in
30:30
5 seconds? Toast 3 probably.
30:34
Like that those size. Yeah, I like bananas.
30:38
OK. Do you prefer them?
30:40
Sorry, we'll get back to the math question.
30:41
Do you prefer them soft? I have to move my stomach.
30:43
Around I need, I need, I need. You need it crisp, not.
30:46
Crisp but like if it gets soft I feel like then it's like past
30:49
the date of. I need it like a day or two
30:51
before turning brown. Yeah, like.
30:53
I like it like no green but like like this one.
30:57
No. Green No, this one's like
30:58
perfect. Little brown.
31:00
I need it some brown on the out. It's good, good Nanner.
31:04
Excuse me, good Nanner Nana. That's a good Nana, Nana.
31:10
Is my grandma? Why would I call it my grandma?
31:13
Matt, you're Hispanic. Yeah, this is actually a
31:16
question I've had for a long time and now I guess I'm going
31:19
to just ask it for the public. How dare you?
31:22
How could you? Is is it disrespectful?
31:28
Yeah. To ask someone for real, like
31:33
where? Like their country of origin is
31:37
like where their family's from because any I, I, I actually
31:40
find it so interesting. I'm kind of like fascinated just
31:42
by like the differences in like cultures in like certain
31:46
countries in South America. That's that's the.
31:48
First thing you say, yeah. So so if I like prelude it with
31:51
that, then it's like, oh, he's just like kind of curious like
31:54
but. If you talk like if you ask me,
31:55
now we're cool, yeah, But if you like.
31:59
Ask me to. On the first, yeah.
32:01
Conversation by the. Way Where is your family from?
32:05
Yeah, like before you're even saying your name.
32:06
Can't be, Yeah, can't be first hang out, Never first hang out.
32:09
But like, it's like once, you know, like, oh, this guy's not
32:12
legitimately racist. It's like, oh.
32:14
Yeah, but you've said that because you told me before you
32:16
think about Hispanic people like Pokémon because you're like,
32:18
who? This one's from the Canto
32:20
region, this one's for, you know, right.
32:22
You're like, I like to mark it on my map and you have a little
32:26
map and it's like a big headed little thing of you.
32:28
And it's like boing, boing, boing.
32:30
You're like, I've met them all. What's the Pokémon that has a
32:35
sombrero? I know the one you're talking
32:37
about, but I can't think of it. It's so.
32:39
Funny. Like seeing Pokémon.
32:41
And just being like. I love Pokémon that just have
32:44
clothes. Yeah, it's like, yo, you just
32:46
literally saw a guy and you're like, yo, this needs to be a
32:48
Pokémon. Arby's or McDonald's?
32:51
Yeah. What's it?
32:52
Ludico Polo? Yeah.
32:55
Dude, Ludico. It's first of all great polo.
32:57
Ludico Pretty. Sure.
32:59
His like, statistics are like, yeah, but yeah, like for sure,
33:02
the creators of Pokémon were just like, they saw a dude in
33:05
Sombrero and we're like, hey, and the thing that he evolves
33:08
out of. His stat is like a 10 in like
33:11
we'll give you a modello, you know what I'm saying?
33:13
He has that stat 100%. But see, that's also the thing
33:16
too. It's like Hispanic people have
33:19
legitimately better cuisine in better drink in every facet of
33:24
everything. Play the word cuisine.
33:26
Again, cuisine. OK, you're hearing it right,
33:29
Cuisine. Cuisine.
33:31
You're saying cuisine like limousine?
33:33
How do you How do you cuisine cuisine Cuisine not Q not QUI
33:37
quiz not quiz cuisine. Nah, dogs cuisine.
33:42
You're wrong about this. No, I'm.
33:45
Sorry, it's it's it's Dang. Have I been saying it wrong my
33:49
whole life? Cuisine.
33:52
What's what that, what that, What that girl say?
33:54
Hey what that girl say though? So bro, yeah, you were wrong on
34:02
that. This person said do crabs think
34:05
fish are flying? I really, yo that question.
34:08
I really like that question. Good question, bro.
34:10
Crabs are walking around like what the what is going on?
34:14
What? Because that's their air, right?
34:15
Yeah, Yeah. So it's like if we were, we were
34:17
talking about the boys earlier. Yeah, you're just walking around
34:20
people. They think fish are superheroes.
34:24
I mean maybe maybe sharks are the but then also from a lot of
34:27
fish. If they get near a crab, a crab
34:29
will just chop them up. Yeah, like that one?
34:31
It's a shrimp, that one. Shrimp.
34:33
The mantis shrimp. You know you can buy one for
34:36
like a 50 bucks. Shut up this show.
34:38
Mark my words, I love you guys. If this show pops off and we
34:43
like actually make money off of it, we're going to have a mantis
34:45
shrimp in between. US.
34:46
Oh my. And we're going to.
34:48
We're going to, I'm going to like, drink, please.
34:50
Go to our website and become a member today.
34:53
I will. I don't care.
34:54
The tear. I am mantis shrimp bro, and I'll
34:56
put like throw things that like I guess like food that it can
34:59
eat but like it's inevitably going to think.
35:01
Put a dog in there, I don't care.
35:03
That'd be cool it. It dude that thing would mess my
35:04
dog. I want.
35:05
To like straight up. I want to see what it does to
35:07
like a hand. It's going to break it.
35:10
I know, but don't you kind of want, hey, like over here, just
35:12
you and me? Don't you kind of want to?
35:14
See man, they're not going to give us their money if.
35:16
Yeah, they will. It's not going to be their hand.
35:20
Yeah, you can buy cadaver. Hands.
35:23
Oh, so not a real hand? What a cadaver is a real hand.
35:27
What is a cadaver like? What's a cadaver?
35:30
And it just like a a. Dead body.
35:32
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But do you have to buy the whole
35:34
body? Or no, you buy the hand, you
35:36
could go to a chop shop. OK, Yeah, yeah.
35:38
Anywhom. So for real?
35:40
For. Oh, for real for real If mantis
35:44
those like mantis punching shrimp are 150 bucks.
35:46
Oh, it's coming back, dog. I might buy 1:00 tomorrow.
35:49
Yeah, they're pretty cheap. It's kind of no.
35:52
OK, we're good. OK, cool.
35:54
So someone did ask how big is it, but I won't ask you that
35:56
one. I think it is like 9 feet tall.
36:03
Good point, Excellent points. But it depends because it varies
36:07
on how excited he is. Go ahead.
36:08
Look at you thinking on your feet.
36:10
So on that topic, another question.
36:11
Feet or armpits? No context.
36:13
Don't know feet or pits. Feet or armpits?
36:18
I would say probably. Oh, I'm going to say pits.
36:23
Really, I want to say feet. I don't even know what they're.
36:26
Yeah, doesn't matter. I'm just rattling these off
36:29
please for a couple of years. If everything was perfect in the
36:32
Garden of Eden before sin did we poop?
36:36
God wouldn't create waste. Question mark.
36:40
Well that would have to think that poop has no use, which we
36:44
know isn't true. I mean in the same way manure
36:47
has a use it's good for like. Well, yeah, they were.
36:49
They were eating stuff. I don't think the scripture says
36:53
that they can eat anything that they yeah, you can eat up
36:56
everything, everything but. Yeah.
36:58
So yeah, they had it. Where would it go?
36:59
But doesn't isn't it also a thing?
37:01
Like if you are, huh? But no, I guess there's always
37:05
waste from food. It doesn't matter how much
37:06
you're like working or using your muscles and using your
37:09
body. So yeah, I mean, but human
37:11
feces, just because it's gross doesn't mean that it's without
37:15
point, I guess. You, you don't like coffee?
37:18
There's, I don't know what the brand is or whatever.
37:21
There's a coffee bean in some country somewhere.
37:25
It's not here the on this island where the monkeys that are
37:30
indigenous to the island eat the coffee bean and then their
37:33
stomachs can't digest the bean and so when they poop, the bean
37:37
comes out whole in their poop, but it's been completely refined
37:40
by their intestines. Some of the most expensive
37:43
coffee in the world and I. Really.
37:44
Who was the first guy? Who was the first guy to be
37:47
like, it's still the whole bean? Wait a minute.
37:50
Let's give it a go. Is that how you sounded?
37:52
Yeah. Like a transatlantic accent.
37:54
Hey. Hey Doll, The.
37:55
First guy wasn't yesterday. It's been gone.
37:57
It's like, hey folks, this thing has been purified by the
38:00
intestines of a monkey. The first guy wasn't yesterday.
38:03
So any guy in the past has a transatlantic accent?
38:07
1700s guy. The right, the right.
38:09
He's trying to. Build a plane.
38:10
Yeah, so we've got some coffee for.
38:11
Him illiterate farmer. He's like, hey doll, that would
38:14
be so funny. You go back in the past in a
38:17
caveman, he's like, yeah, so you just completely dropped the bit
38:22
because we were doing like a. You just did, you say bro?
38:25
Ask a question, dog, Ask a question.
38:28
Is Ben a giant because he's wide or because he's tall?
38:32
Or both. It's actually really good.
38:36
I would say it's a solid combination of both.
38:38
Yeah, yeah, I'd say so. I'm decently wide.
38:41
Yeah, yeah, but I mean, you're also not.
38:42
Short. No, I'm not short.
38:44
But like I've said before, when if I'm in a small room, people
38:47
treat me like I'm a horse. Like whoa.
38:50
Whoa, Nelly. They'll like pat my backside.
38:54
It's OK. And I'm like, I'm a man.
38:57
I'm a man. Yeah.
38:58
They invite the apple. Nice eating at home.
39:01
My lips. Yeah.
39:03
Don't stand behind me. Yeah.
39:06
Right there. Who was the first guy to try
39:10
milk out of a cow? OK.
39:11
So I'm so glad we went there and you know.
39:14
'Cause I mean, we're drinking milk, but it's like, who's the
39:16
first guy? If we're talking first guy, hey.
39:18
It could have been Adam and Eve. They didn't handle cows and they
39:20
have cows in the garden. They.
39:21
Eat well, it depends on what you think the garden was, because I
39:25
mean, part of Adam's job was naming all the animals, right?
39:28
But was that that was after the garden though, right?
39:31
No, it was. He did that while he was in a
39:33
garden. Yeah, how much time do they
39:34
have? Before Eve screwed everything
39:36
up. That y'all women dude.
39:40
Can't wait till we become a red pill podcast.
39:42
Make the big box wait so so. State of Israel red pill
39:46
movements, liberals, liberal liberal political action groups
39:50
yeah, we are for sale yeah, first come I'm.
39:54
I'm really proud of it. Let me see you hold hold my
39:56
hand. I'm really proud of us because I
40:00
thought that whenever we did the chip thing and we were eating
40:03
that I was like this. This episode's over very soon.
40:06
It's done. We were just getting going.
40:08
I've really been going longer since we ate the.
40:11
Chip and now we're kind of now. We're kind of rolling and he
40:13
showed me affection. Guys, you see that we got like
40:16
we got that on tape now. That's great.
40:17
Whatever, dude. Anywho, I'm going to read you.
40:19
I'm going to read you on the yeah, yeah.
40:20
Yeah, there are two more questions.
40:24
Favorite planet? Uranus.
40:35
I got no, I got no question. I think this is actually a
40:37
genuine question. Are you ever worried about
40:41
offending people slash making enemies when you joke about
40:43
them? Yeah, you know that.
40:46
OK, that's actually interesting. So of course, like you, I feel
40:52
like I never set out with my content to be like, oh, Dang, I
40:56
want to really, like, make these people not like me or I want to
40:58
be like, hateful towards them. Yeah.
41:00
Mainly because a lot of like content, especially early on,
41:04
was centered around making fun of myself.
41:05
So it's kind of like if you've rocked with me thus far, like
41:08
you're kind of in on the bit. Type deal real quick, put your
41:11
milk up here because I feel like that'll be good for the thumb.
41:13
Good shot. So I, I, that genuinely is
41:18
always kind of on my mind. I will say though, here lately,
41:22
something that's been super cool is maybe it's because I've been
41:26
doing it for forever. People who I've specifically
41:30
made fun of them not even like their group of people, them are
41:34
like kind of coming around now and like being like, oh, he's
41:38
actually not that bad. Like there's this one lady that
41:42
I've made fun of on a multitude of occasions.
41:46
She films herself and she just goes to random public places.
41:49
Like she's on a Spirit flight, She's in a Publix grocery store,
41:53
whatever. And she'll just be like the the
41:56
people on this Spirit Airlines flight, blah, blah, blah.
41:59
Need to hear the gospel. Hey everybody, shut up.
42:03
It's crazy. Oh my.
42:04
Gosh, you know, and so she I think literally made a video
42:09
after I made fun of her for like the second or third time saying
42:14
that I was like, I don't know if she said I was going to hell,
42:17
but pretty close to it. But now she like laughs like on
42:21
all my videos. That's awesome.
42:22
And it's like. Hey, cool.
42:24
That's really. Cool.
42:25
Like we're, we, we can, we can laugh at ourselves, you know?
42:29
Amen. And and you, I guess, which also
42:31
you're free to make fun of me. Yeah, 'cause I'm a baby.
42:34
Back ribs, you know. White boy and a.
42:37
White boy I know. That's really.
42:39
That's what I that's another thing I don't get.
42:41
Yeah. Like when I make fun of Mormons
42:43
or I make fun of like a specific group.
42:45
Yeah. Or even if it's outside of
42:48
religion. Yeah.
42:49
Like people always come in and like, debate me.
42:51
Let's let's, let's debate the insurance and outs.
42:52
Just like dog, just make fun of me.
42:55
For real. How I am the character, like the
42:58
easiest human to make fun of. Like just make fun of me.
43:03
Yeah, and and and it's not even like I wouldn't consider it
43:08
hateful, like, and maybe they do.
43:10
Maybe it's like, I don't want to be hateful.
43:11
I think. I guess I understand.
43:12
But I think it depends on what you say and do.
43:14
I've never seen anything from you where you're hateful.
43:16
Because there's, there's a line, there's always a line and, and
43:19
some people broad jump over it, but it's like, oh, just make fun
43:22
of me. And, you know, I honestly will
43:25
probably laugh because it's probably true, you know?
43:29
I I think that's cool. I think yeah.
43:31
And, and that that's fair. Like, I think sometimes people
43:35
make things more serious than they need to be.
43:37
Oh, yeah. I remember whenever I made a a
43:38
video. I mean, I think like, we've
43:40
talked before, for every 10 videos you make on Mormonism, I
43:42
make one. Yeah.
43:43
But I made one. While I was doing the actually,
43:45
what about that day and I was doing that voice.
43:48
And to me, Oh my gosh. Yeah, now it's kind of like
43:52
getting down. Yeah, it's rough.
43:54
It's rough shot. It's rough shot to me whenever I
43:56
do a video like that, even if I'm saying things that like
44:01
maybe I would say kind of seriously without the voice,
44:04
it's still not super serious. But the number of people that
44:07
were like. Oh well, actually like and I'm.
44:09
Like, come on, gang, can't we? It's it's going back to that the
44:12
person I said earlier who I'm literally recording a video at
44:15
8:00 AM in the morning as God made me in my bathroom and
44:20
somebody's like. Wow, really mature to do.
44:23
That and I'm like, could you chill out like that?
44:25
That's the only thing. And it's like it's difficult to
44:28
a degree because I do try to be like a fairly gracious person
44:31
and that is something that like, and I'm not patting myself on
44:33
the back, but people will like point out and say to me, but
44:36
it's like whenever you're that way, I think more and more you
44:40
expect kind of like what you're talking about.
44:42
You expect for people to be the same?
44:44
Sure. And then they're not.
44:45
And you're like, but you could just be, you could be chill.
44:48
Yeah, you could be cool. Like people make response videos
44:51
to my stuff all the time. And I'm like, OK, a lot of times
44:55
I don't, I don't watch them, but like I'm whatever, I'm not going
44:58
to get all worked up. I did have one more question.
45:00
I just thought of something, please, while you're pulling
45:02
that up. Yeah, we might have to cut this
45:05
from the pod. We How do
45:20
you think this is going to feel coming out the other end?
45:23
I'm not going to lie again, I kind of feel like for you, it's
45:25
going to be rough. You're a big like body by sports
45:29
your whole life guy. My body's like again withered
45:33
body. By Sports.
45:34
Yeah, well, you literally play. What do you you play like
45:38
community basketball. What do?
45:40
You do? Yeah.
45:40
Rec. Basketball, you do rec
45:41
basketball, you're a white guy. You're a, you're a, you're a
45:45
sports white, You know what I mean?
45:49
You're like, yeah, dude, I scored 30 at the rent game and
45:51
it's like, I'm happy for you, bro.
45:53
If this I'm murdering Chalupas and that's and we're different,
45:56
you know what I mean? I'm going to say I'm not going
45:58
to lie, Throne time is going to be the pretty much the same.
46:01
Yeah, there's going to be a couple moments like who?
46:03
And I'll be like there. If you become an exclusive
46:06
member on joshandthegiant.com, if it turns bad for me, I will.
46:11
I will document the time on the porcelain throne.
46:14
I'll bet. Yeah, OK.
46:16
Do. You think people want to see
46:17
that? I don't.
46:18
Think so, but I mean, hey, maybe.
46:20
I mean I won't show poop or nothing.
46:22
You're just going to be like showing your face.
46:23
It'll be like a selfie video. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
46:28
Hold up. Actually if you subscribe I
46:29
won't post that. Like save them from it.
46:32
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you guys have to do
46:35
to, like, outweigh each other's memberships.
46:37
So like become a member and then to like message us, release the
46:42
poop vid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:45
If you do that, we're going to. Release it I'll.
46:47
Send it to your worst enemy. But if you don't want that to
46:49
happen, you have to become a member and then message us.
46:51
No, no. No, no, no, no, no video.
46:53
No video. Go to our website
46:54
joshandthegiant.com. Actually man, a couple of these
46:58
good questions. Earlier questions were good.
47:00
Let's just be bro. Let's be real.
47:03
How long we I feel like we've been going for 45 minutes.
47:05
Who is the colder white boy out of you 2?
47:07
I mean, you see, I don't know about that, I think because what
47:12
does it mean to be a cold white boy?
47:14
Cold air, white boy. Like cold air white boy.
47:17
I get that white boy, I get it. Like I feel like it's just how
47:21
much because black people are cooler than white people like.
47:26
Yes. Holistically speaking, how close
47:32
are you to being like, cool? So here's OK, here's here's.
47:35
Like black people? Yes.
47:37
But also I think there's also this, how safe around you do
47:40
black people feel? Yeah, yeah.
47:41
How quickly do black people like, kind of like unravel a
47:43
little bit? Yeah, yeah, like, and I still
47:45
like corporate mode around you. I think they unravel quicker
47:48
around you, 'cause I have a certain look.
47:51
You don't say I have a certain look.
47:52
I think where people see me and they're like, oh, this dude has
47:56
some thoughts. No, but like you can look at you
47:58
and it's like, oh, he has a black wife.
48:00
Like you give that a lot. I like that a lot.
48:03
So I feel like that in a sense like already is like
48:07
communicates like, oh, this guy's jewel like.
48:09
I feel like I looked at you and I'm like, I know he likes rap
48:12
music. I know he likes rap music.
48:14
Now and again. I'm saying you look like a
48:17
sports white and everybody knows a sports white is just a white
48:20
that's been around black people for a lot.
48:22
Of Well, it depends on the sport, depends on.
48:24
The true but I feel like a sports white.
48:26
You don't say that about a rugby dude.
48:29
A rugby guy doesn't look like a sports white.
48:31
Yeah, backwards cap. You got the pants that look too
48:35
short on the sports white I. Look like a youth.
48:37
Pastor bro, you're playing rec basketball.
48:39
You're a sports white. But we lost league's over.
48:43
It's not whatever. Anyway, sorry about that.
48:46
Shucks, yeah, it's basketball, right?
48:48
Yeah, lost to a team that had way more black dudes.
48:51
I mean well. There we go.
48:52
That's what happens. Rise up now and face the sun.
48:56
Build a candy cane. I'm calm.
48:59
Well, you can tell everybody. Go ahead and tell everybody.
49:04
Go ahead and tell everybody. I'm the man.
49:08
I'm the man. I'm the man.
49:10
Do you think they sing it like that in Pakistan?
49:12
They go Pakistan, Pakistan, Pakistan.
49:14
I think so do Middle Eastern people.
49:17
Oh, they actually, they're not like great with black people,
49:19
are they? Well, I know that not to get too
49:22
real with it. I know the Arab slave trade was
49:24
like really, really bad, really gigantic.
49:26
And I think a big part of it was castration.
49:29
Oh, my God. Like they were like, we don't
49:30
want our slaves. Oh my dear.
49:34
Yeah. Wow.
49:35
Yeah, this just took a turn. And that's actually crazy
49:39
because that has to do with this next one.
49:40
She's serious. What does Josh think about the
49:42
Arab slave trade? No, it's like.
49:46
Well, how much time do you have? Wait a minute.
49:48
OK, hold on. Let me ask this one.
49:49
This is a really, really good question.
49:51
OK, OK. Who is Josh?
49:52
I don't know him. What are the questions I
49:58
selected? That was the first question I
50:01
got. Hey everybody, Josh Benson, 30
50:06
years of age. That's right.
50:09
Husband, father, just a cracker with a little bit of whimsy.
50:15
That's me. Love that.
50:18
That's great man. Thanks.
50:20
Yeah, that's me in a nutshell. I'm not going to lie, I kind of
50:22
feel like that's a great way to end the episode, Cracker.
50:24
With a little bit of whimsy. Just a cracker with a little bit
50:26
of whimsy. No, guys, we really just want to
50:29
say thank you so much for watching this episode.
50:31
Thank you for anybody who does go to the website, pick up some
50:35
some shirts, pick up some merch and become a member.
50:38
You can do so for a limited time for as little as a dollar a
50:41
month. Oh.
50:42
Yeah, that's like really cheap. That's really that's that's less
50:46
than that's like. Yeah, and that's the point.
50:49
Inflation is upon us. Yeah.
50:51
Economically speaking, we will not keep it at a dollar a month
50:54
for long. No, but you're grandfathered in.
50:57
Because if we're being real, we probably make $0.04 off.
50:59
Of that, yeah. But.
51:00
But, yeah, it's like my grandfather used to say, you
51:03
want to get grandfathered in. He also said a lot of other
51:05
things. The point being, now's the time,
51:07
Yeah. To become a $1.00 member, $5
51:09
member, the tiers. You'll see what's going on.
51:11
You want. Free merch, we got higher tiers.
51:14
You're not getting that for a dollar.
51:17
You're not getting that for a dollar.
51:19
You're not. Who do you think we are?
51:20
Shut up, Josh. You're not getting that for a
51:22
dollar. Do it harder.
51:25
Do it more. Anyway, thanks for watching the
51:30
episode. Josh and the job.
51:31
Never, never do the one Chip challenge.
51:35
If we get 100 members, whenever we hit 100 members, we'll do the
51:39
one chip challenge again. That baby.
51:45
God. Bless my friend later guys.