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Prank 15 Oct 2026 · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: What you're doing. Here is another world famous prank call
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  Speaker 1: from Darren Wackhead Simpson. Exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Throwback Thursday today.
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  Speaker 3: We are hitting the chat line, baby.
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  Speaker 4: Is it you, Jennifer?
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  Speaker 3: It's me, Jennifer. She's back. Still looking for love.
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  Speaker 1: Jennifer.
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  Speaker 3: Still looking. Oh, that's what I appreciate about Jen, hey?
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  Speaker 3: She doesn't quit.
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  Speaker 2: You know, she's got a very particular taste and a
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  Speaker 2: very certain set of things that she likes. And that's
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  Speaker 2: what it's all about, all right? So this is a
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  Speaker 2: chat line that I call In the United States of America.
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  Speaker 3: People from all around the world ring in.
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  Speaker 2: 99.9% are all Americans, okay? And you can ring in
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  Speaker 2: and you... talk about your preference. They put you, you
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  Speaker 2: leave an advert. They put you in this little holding room.
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  Speaker 2: People listen to your ads. Not paid for people to
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  Speaker 2: be on the other side.
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  Speaker 3: These are other people in your same situation. And you
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  Speaker 3: connect and you have a chat.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: But the chat always, they always want to go to
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  Speaker 2: a certain place very quickly, which I never allow. And
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  Speaker 2: I always see how far I can take these people
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  Speaker 2: to do what I want them to do.
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  Speaker 3: These men.
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  Speaker 2: What Jennifer wants them to do.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And it's always, like I always think, nah, they're not
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  Speaker 2: going to do this one.
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  Speaker 3: And lo and behold, boom.
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  Speaker 1: There they are.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. The things the guys do for Jennifer.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And then I slowly reveal towards the end that you're
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  Speaker 2: not actually speaking to Jennifer.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: You're speaking to a guy.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. That's the chat line. Let's ring in to the
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  Speaker 2: United States of America.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the free chat line for men and women
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  Speaker 4: of all lifestyles. In just a moment, you'll record a
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  Speaker 4: message about yourself that you want all the other callers
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  Speaker 4: to hear. Stand by to record your message. At the tone,
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  Speaker 4: start speaking. When done, hit the pound key so I
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  Speaker 4: can play it back to you for your approval.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, guys. I'm super hot. My name is Jennifer. I'm blonde.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm looking for hot guys to chat to. Hi, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I'm super hot. My name is Jennifer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm blonde.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm looking for hot guys to chat to.
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  Speaker 4: To confirm and continue, press 3.
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  Speaker 1: Do I sound legit?
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  Speaker 4: Your message is now being heard by the other callers.
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  Speaker 4: When you hang up, it's erased. Excuse me, here's a
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  Speaker 4: message from someone who wants to talk to you live, one-on-one.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Jennifer, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is Antonio, baby.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like a hot babe, too, for real. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk. I guarantee you, you'll love.
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  Speaker 3: Every minute of it.
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  Speaker 4: To connect with this caller and wait for a connection,
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  Speaker 4: and in the meantime, go ahead. You're connected. When done,
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  Speaker 4: dial operator. Say hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Antonio? Yes, hi.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, it's Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. Where are you? Maryland.
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  Speaker 2: Where are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm in Long Island.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: I was just there about a couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and what do you do? I'm a personal trainer. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: a personal trainer. Yeah, you sound real sexy, too.
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  Speaker 2: What would you like to do?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I'm secretary at the moment. I like construction.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little bit weird, but I love construction.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what? I think it's all the power
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  Speaker 1: tools that sound so powerful.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I love the sound of power tools.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I like power tools. Can you, like, make a sound
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  Speaker 1: of a drill? No.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can handle any power tool you can make.
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  Speaker 1: Do me the sound of a drill, Antonio. You like that? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like that? Can you make any other power tool sound
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  Speaker 1: effects like an angle grinder? Yeah, I can work it.
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  Speaker 1: That's a jackhammer. You like that?
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  Speaker 2: Like that?
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  Speaker 1: Can you make the sound of like a nail gun?
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  Speaker 2: Like that, please?
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  Speaker 4: Train song? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like that?
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  Speaker 1: Like that, baby? Like that?
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  Speaker 4: So, so, um, so look, let's just, uh, and just, uh,
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  Speaker 4: find out.
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  Speaker 1: So where, where, where are you again, Antonio?
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  Speaker 2: In Marla.
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  Speaker 1: In Marla. Okay. Marla. It sounds quite nice. Sounds quite
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  Speaker 1: nice there. It is quite nice there.
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  Speaker 3: How many brothers and sisters have you got, Antonio?
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  Speaker 1: Three sisters. Four brothers.
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  Speaker 2: Antonio.
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  Speaker 3: And boom goes the dynamite. Sure, he did a lot, eh? Sure,
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  Speaker 3: he put that building up quickly, eh?
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  Speaker 1: You had to make your voice sound deeper there, Darren.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he was catching it at the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, exactly right. Yes, I had to try and
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  Speaker 2: go as low as I can go. Clearly wasn't obvious
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  Speaker 2: the first time. But sure, I wonder if Baldur's has
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  Speaker 2: that nail gun.
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  Speaker 1: He was working on something there, hey?
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  Speaker 3: Do you like that? That is the chat line.
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  Speaker 2: It's Ugal with Alternate moving to the sun.
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  Speaker 3: Baby, on KFM Mornings. That is your summer anthem right there.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, please.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we got some messages here from the prank
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  Speaker 3: this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'll never be desperate in life like this man. This
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  Speaker 1: man is an idiot. This prank just sounds like you're
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  Speaker 1: going through a car wash.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that truck is trying.
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  Speaker 2: It's going up in first gear.
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  Speaker 1: It's trying.
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  Speaker 3: Struggling, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So now, is Jennifer just really good at flirting or
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  Speaker 4: are men just really easy, Darren? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What have you learned over the years?
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  Speaker 2: Well, like I say, there's a bit of stuff that
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  Speaker 2: I have to do and say before I get in there.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't know who I am anymore.
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  Speaker 4: So there's things we'll never get to hear left on
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  Speaker 4: the cutting room floor.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. But sure, the things you do for us, eh? Well,
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  Speaker 3: you know what?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Like the nurse said yesterday, Darren.
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  Speaker 1: Keep up with the good work.
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  Speaker 4: Don't stop.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it is 8.30. News and sports.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: KFM Mornings with Darren, Sherlyn, Sibs and you.
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  Speaker 3: Dermot Kennedy with Turnstile.