The Orca-Pocalypse Is Here

Ryan George 2.1 · Sep 16, 2026 · 9m

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Orcas are sinking boats, stealing tuna and generally behaving like they’re preparing to take over the planet.

I looked into why killer whales keep making the news, from eating shark livers and pulverizing sunfish to hundreds of boat encounters near the Iberian coast.

Apparently, many of the boat-bumping culprits are bored teenage orcas, which is both somewhat reassuring and significantly worse. I would like to begin negotiations before one of them starts a TikTok account.

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