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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well, the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. There
- 0:04Speaker 1: are two things specifically that are healing me right now. Okay,
- 0:09Speaker 1: all right. First one, the New York Knicks win the
- 0:14Speaker 1: NBA Championship. That's whatever. I know. We don't got a
- 0:17Speaker 1: ton of NBA fans here in Pittsburgh. The Carolina Hurricanes
- 0:21Speaker 1: also won the Stanley Cup last night. A lot of
- 0:24Speaker 1: stuff going on this weekend, dude, the Knicks fans. It's
- 0:26Speaker 1: universal joy. Though. Nicks fan videos make me believe in peace.
- 0:33Speaker 1: They like they make me believe that we're all not
- 0:35Speaker 1: that different in different races and backgrounds, can come together
- 0:39Speaker 1: and we can all live in a functioning society where
- 0:42Speaker 1: we love one another. And then there's World Cup tourist videos.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Oh my, dude, Knicks fan videos in World Cup tourist
- 0:51Speaker 1: videos are healing me right now. I haven't felt this
- 0:56Speaker 1: joy on the internet in so long. I My timeline
- 1:01Speaker 1: is full of people from foreign countries coming over here
- 1:04Speaker 1: for the World Cup. They're not coming over for one match,
- 1:08Speaker 1: Like I don't think some people don't understand that other
- 1:11Speaker 1: countries take holiday, right right, Well, they're gone for a month,
- 1:14Speaker 1: they're here for weeks, all right, See you and they're
- 1:16Speaker 1: on a full tour everything from like your local gas
- 1:19Speaker 1: station and being stunned by all the different sides of
- 1:22Speaker 1: drinks that we have. I watched some English guy drinking
- 1:25Speaker 1: a cream soda yesterday and I thought he was gonna
- 1:28Speaker 1: ascend to the heavens.
- 1:30Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:31Speaker 1: Did I watch some guy at a gas station?
- 1:33Speaker 3: You know they got the cups where you get large,
- 1:35Speaker 3: extra large, and then it's just like that's like, yeah,
- 1:40Speaker 3: it's just completely mind blowing.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw some French guy getting free refills on
- 1:46Speaker 1: his coffee and he didn't know. He like thought it
- 1:48Speaker 1: was illegal. He didn't know what was happening. And then
- 1:51Speaker 1: there was the post. Did you see the post about
- 1:53Speaker 1: the uh uh? The people? I think it was Japanese
- 1:57Speaker 1: fans that went to a Mexican restaurant and they brought
- 2:00Speaker 1: the chips out in salsa first, and they were very confused.
- 2:03Speaker 1: They're like, we didn't order this, you know, just like this,
- 2:05Speaker 1: I gotta find that post man part of our order.
- 2:08Speaker 1: New York Knicks fans and foreigners are the man. I'm
- 2:12Speaker 1: telling you, they are feeling something inside of me right now. Hey,
- 2:18Speaker 1: we had a weekend here in Pittsburgh. Oh man, the
- 2:22Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Police scanner had some wild stuff this weekend coming
- 2:25Speaker 1: up around six twenty five. We had a naked guy
- 2:28Speaker 1: in a park and a live alligator. They weren't related,
- 2:31Speaker 1: but they both make the Pittsburgh Police skin around six
- 2:34Speaker 1: twenty five to bike you, Bob Kiss. If you're looking
- 2:39Speaker 1: for us to cover or even really talk about what
- 2:43Speaker 1: happened at the White House last night, you've come to
- 2:46Speaker 1: the wrong place. If you're a fan of Joe Rogan,
- 2:49Speaker 1: what are you doing? You shouldn't be after today. Just
- 2:53Speaker 1: awful blatant racism. It's awful looking up if you want,
- 2:58Speaker 1: we ain't talking about it on our show. We're bringing
- 3:00Speaker 1: the good vibes. It's Mikey Bob the ninety six to
- 3:02Speaker 1: one Kiss Morning Free Show. Dude, it his good vibes.
- 3:05Speaker 1: On Saturday, Man Saturday, we were out at FNB Stadium.
- 3:10Speaker 1: That's where the River Hounds and the Riveters play. It's
- 3:12Speaker 1: called FNB Stadium. Now, all right, we all got to
- 3:15Speaker 1: get used to that the new name. It ain't high
- 3:17Speaker 1: Mark anymore. It's FNB Stadium whatever. Right, But listen, this
- 3:22Speaker 1: isn't like, oh we got that's it's gonna be FNB
- 3:25Speaker 1: stadium when the Hans do the big makeover and everything
- 3:28Speaker 1: like that. So that's all I'm saying. Get used to it, dude.
- 3:31Speaker 1: It was a whole vibe that was awesome.
- 3:33Speaker 4: Man.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Friday night, it was. It was the best. It was
- 3:36Speaker 1: just all ages, all races, families, college kids, it was
- 3:42Speaker 1: just everybody. Every like those good vibes that everybody seems
- 3:46Speaker 1: to be looking for right now. Every walk of life
- 3:49Speaker 1: in our city was coming to hang out. It was yeah. Man,
- 3:52Speaker 1: it was so cool. And the US gets a massive
- 3:54Speaker 1: win in their opening match of the World Cup four
- 3:56Speaker 1: to one over Paraguay. Uh yeah, we were part of
- 3:59Speaker 1: it at the FNB Stadium there. They said like about
- 4:03Speaker 1: five thousand, little more than five thousand fans. Yeah, it
- 4:06Speaker 1: was pretty It was a good time, man. Everybody was
- 4:08Speaker 1: just on the pitch having having just good vibes watching USA.
- 4:13Speaker 1: They let everybody down on the field just to hang out. Yeah.
- 4:16Speaker 1: It brought like blankets and towels to sit down on it.
- 4:19Speaker 1: It was cool. Man.
- 4:20Speaker 3: I am so locked into the World Cup. That be
- 4:22Speaker 3: the city of that stadium too. It's just amazing.
- 4:24Speaker 1: It's I'm so locked in on the World Cup, man,
- 4:28Speaker 1: I'm so locked in like I'm watching stupid stuff. I'm
- 4:31Speaker 1: watching countries that I don't even know where they are
- 4:34Speaker 1: on it if it's on your watching today at noon,
- 4:37Speaker 1: Spain plays They're a soccer powerhouse. Guess who they play,
- 4:41Speaker 1: Cabo Verde. I don't Yeah, Cabo Verde. It might be
- 4:44Speaker 1: the first time I'm even hearing that. Cabo Verde. Yeah,
- 4:47Speaker 1: colo Verde. Man, Yeah, that's what they're playing, Cabo Verde. Yeah,
- 4:50Speaker 1: that's whole thing. I'm locked in on. World Cup. Man,
- 4:52Speaker 1: it was so much fun. Thank you everybody who came
- 4:54Speaker 1: out on Saturday and hung out with us. Game is
- 4:57Speaker 1: high five took a picture with us that was, like
- 5:00Speaker 1: you said, Man, it's the vibes everybody wants to feel
- 5:03Speaker 1: right now. It's tourists coming to the USA for the
- 5:06Speaker 1: first time. It's Nicks fans celebrating and coming together, you know,
- 5:11Speaker 1: And I think that's what events like that do. They
- 5:16Speaker 1: bring people together. The thing that happened at the White
- 5:19Speaker 1: House last night is the exact opposite of tourists coming
- 5:23Speaker 1: to the USA, Knicks fans celebrating. Ages don't matter, races
- 5:28Speaker 1: don't matter, don't matter. Yeah, Yeah, it's Kaba Vernon. By
- 5:33Speaker 1: the way, country in Africa. Yeah, amazing, looking like beaches
- 5:37Speaker 1: and stuff. Holy crap, what a what a magical place.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Hight everybody, We're moving to Cabo Verdee, let's go coming
- 5:45Speaker 1: up next on the show, Pittsburgh Police Scanner Head a
- 5:48Speaker 1: hell of a weekend. We will just start coming up
- 5:51Speaker 1: next with a naked guy in the park and a
- 5:53Speaker 1: live alligator. Those are two separate stories. We'll get to
- 5:56Speaker 1: that next round. Six twenty five also got a chance
- 5:59Speaker 1: for you to win our Warren tickets this morning. Listen
- 6:02Speaker 1: for your keywords around seven thirty, nine thirty. It's mike Yambobs.
- 6:06Speaker 1: I'm Mikey. Bob concas Well had a good run here Pittsburgh.
- 6:13Speaker 1: But it appears Bob, we've lost Bob already for the show.
- 6:16Speaker 1: He's now looking at the African country, Cabo Verde, and
- 6:19Speaker 1: he's telling me we're moving. It's over. We're all right it.
- 6:22Speaker 1: I had a good run here. We're moving to Africa.
- 6:24Speaker 1: I found Santa Maria Beach in Cabo Verde. It's mike
- 6:28Speaker 1: Yambob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 6:30Speaker 1: From time to time on the show, we will cover
- 6:33Speaker 1: things that are posted by the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.
- 6:36Speaker 1: It's a couple of people. We met one of the
- 6:38Speaker 1: guys before, great dude, and they just listened to Pittsburgh
- 6:41Speaker 1: Police Scanner and then they post on social media about it.
- 6:44Speaker 1: They got their own website, pghdash scanner dot com. A
- 6:47Speaker 1: lot of the stuff that doesn't make the normal news.
- 6:49Speaker 1: Let's find out what is happening through the eyes of
- 6:52Speaker 1: the Pittsburgh Police scanner in and around our city, Oakland
- 6:56Speaker 1: over the weekend. Shenley Park tops are currently chasing a
- 7:01Speaker 1: naked guy through the park and enjoy your weekend the
- 7:06Speaker 1: Shenley five K. That's not listen man some with all man.
- 7:12Speaker 1: I don't think this was a felt I don't think
- 7:15Speaker 1: this was a charity race. I don't know maybe if
- 7:17Speaker 1: it was. If it was, there was only one person
- 7:21Speaker 1: participating in it. The pants all five K. It's not
- 7:25Speaker 1: five knt be able to breeze. Was good weather through Yeah,
- 7:33Speaker 1: also happened to get it around our city burn Though
- 7:37Speaker 1: south side East Carson Street. Callers said some guys walking
- 7:41Speaker 1: around with a live alligator, offering passerbys to take a
- 7:46Speaker 1: picture with it for five bucks. We got a guy, dude,
- 7:51Speaker 1: we have a gator. South Side gator guy. Man, oh
- 7:55Speaker 1: my goodness, hold on though, there's a follow up the
- 7:57Speaker 1: south Side gator guy. So he's got live alley gear
- 8:00Speaker 1: on south Side, get him a damn camp care and
- 8:02Speaker 1: put him outside the Burking and saying, just dude, that'd
- 8:05Speaker 1: be awesome. Put him on the sidewalk outside the Burking
- 8:08Speaker 1: tourist attraction. Dude, I saw some British guy go to
- 8:12Speaker 1: south Side Burk. That guy is just look this what
- 8:17Speaker 1: used to be a real poke of king and then
- 8:19Speaker 1: it wasn't a real Polka king, and they would set
- 8:21Speaker 1: out the whole backstory. Hold on though, because we have
- 8:24Speaker 1: a follow up now to the uh the guy on
- 8:27Speaker 1: the alligator with the you know, on East cars the
- 8:31Speaker 1: street in the south Side with the alligator telling everybody
- 8:33Speaker 1: get a picture with live alligator for five bucks. The
- 8:36Speaker 1: update through the Pittsburgh Police scanner says cops arrived on
- 8:40Speaker 1: scene and let everybody know there's a dude with an alligator.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Seems to be legal, my god, so they're just letting
- 8:50Speaker 1: it happen. The side hustle's real, man, Hey, get side
- 8:54Speaker 1: hustles real. So outside gator died, no harm, no foul.
- 8:58Speaker 1: Hopefully he made dude, you know what. Hey, wait till
- 9:02Speaker 1: Raccoon Kim shows up with a kangaroo. Oh my gosh, dude,
- 9:06Speaker 1: you know what needs to happen. Gator Uh, gator guy here,
- 9:09Speaker 1: five dollars for a picture with an alligator. He needs
- 9:12Speaker 1: to set up shop outside like every Pittsburgh sporting event,
- 9:17Speaker 1: next to our buddy fun guy Flows, who goes the
- 9:19Speaker 1: freestyle rapping with the mushroom hat on. Yes, you can
- 9:22Speaker 1: get some raps, you can get a flow, and you
- 9:25Speaker 1: can get a picture with a navigator for five bucks.
- 9:27Speaker 1: That's what's happening in and around our city. Your chance
- 9:31Speaker 1: at Alex Warren Tickets around seven thirty and you could
- 9:35Speaker 1: win part of our two hundred and fifty k USA giveaway.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Twenty five hundred dollars up for grabs. Around eight ten.
- 9:40Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob ninety cass, I'm Mikey, you and
- 9:43Speaker 1: Bob Pike? You bobu Oh my goodness, alright, that's that's
- 9:52Speaker 1: up right there.
- 9:53Speaker 4: Screams of Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
- 9:57Speaker 4: you get your podcasts.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Now whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it, Thank you.
- 10:07Speaker 1: But if you're listening on our free iHeartRadio app, you
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- 10:21Speaker 1: Let us know where you're listening from. Two. Oh yeah,
- 10:24Speaker 1: that's fun too, right, people of random places. Yeah, hit
- 10:28Speaker 1: that little talkback microphone and you can send us a
- 10:31Speaker 1: message and maybe you'll make the show. Hey, I'm wearing pants?
- 10:40Speaker 5: Wow?
- 10:41Speaker 1: What I warn't pants on?
- 10:43Speaker 5: Man?
- 10:43Speaker 1: I got pants on? Oh no, I loove chilliot this morning.
- 10:48Speaker 1: It's bit. It's gonna be sunny today with some clouds. Hi.
- 10:51Speaker 1: Hi's just around seventy degrees today. Shorts in the winter time,
- 10:57Speaker 1: not even enough to look at the pants. Okay, all right,
- 11:00Speaker 1: it's Mike Kimbob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey,
- 11:03Speaker 1: congratulations to former Pittsburgh Penguin Jordan Stall. My gosh, man,
- 11:09Speaker 1: are you kidding me? The Carolina Hurricanes beat the Vegas
- 11:12Speaker 1: Golden Knights. They are the Stanley Cup champions. You know
- 11:15Speaker 1: what's sad man is we lost hockey and basketball in
- 11:19Speaker 1: one weekend. I know there's not a lot of NBA
- 11:21Speaker 1: fans here, but losing two major sports in one weekend,
- 11:24Speaker 1: it's like we just have baseball now, looking at you.
- 11:27Speaker 1: World Cup? You got World Cup? Yeah, we do got
- 11:29Speaker 1: the World Cup. That's all right, man. Jordan Stall wins
- 11:33Speaker 1: the con smythe He is the oldest player to win
- 11:36Speaker 1: the Consmythe Trophy at thirty seven years old. His beard
- 11:39Speaker 1: was it was pirate, like, yeah, it was an amazing playoff.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Bear great judgehim out there. So happy for that dude.
- 11:47Speaker 1: You know, that's one of those guys that left Pittsburgh too,
- 11:49Speaker 1: where it was like all right, you know, it's good
- 11:51Speaker 1: you got traded. He's been with Caroline ever since and
- 11:54Speaker 1: now he's a Stanley Cup champion and the oldest player
- 11:57Speaker 1: to win the con Smythe Trophy. Congratulations to to Jordan Stall.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Let's get to a talkback message here, send him through
- 12:03Speaker 1: the free iHeartRadio. Appro to us by one Team Media.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Good morning, fellas, Happy Monday.
- 12:08Speaker 6: The suspendy start about two questions, Erry One, is everyone
- 12:14Speaker 6: telling Bob happy birthday? The reason that you guys didn't
- 12:17Speaker 6: do birthday requests?
- 12:19Speaker 1: No, no, we don't do we haven't let people just
- 12:22Speaker 1: on the show to randomly wish happy birthday to people,
- 12:25Speaker 1: because that just seems like a radio thing that's been
- 12:28Speaker 1: happening for years and years and years, and we started
- 12:31Speaker 1: our show, We're just like, all right, nobody's calling the
- 12:35Speaker 1: request songs. That's not a real thing where we don't
- 12:38Speaker 1: pick the music. I mean, everybody has a birthday, so
- 12:40Speaker 1: if we were to allow everybody to say happy birthday,
- 12:43Speaker 1: it would consume our show. You want to hear people
- 12:46Speaker 1: say happy birthday to somebody that you don't know for
- 12:48Speaker 1: five minutes, you know. So we just said, hey, you
- 12:50Speaker 1: know whatever, people, if you want to wish happy birthday, go,
- 12:53Speaker 1: you know. Okay, second part.
- 12:54Speaker 6: And two, Bob, do people tell you happy birthday outside
- 12:59Speaker 6: of work or is that just like a radio thing?
- 13:03Speaker 1: Okay, No, they do, they do. No, they don't, dude.
- 13:06Speaker 3: I had two people at the World Cup watch party
- 13:08Speaker 3: were at tell me happy.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Birthday in first they did. They did.
- 13:12Speaker 3: It happens like not as often as when we're here,
- 13:16Speaker 3: but like, yeah, yeah, it happened again.
- 13:18Speaker 1: It's a been a running joke on the show, and uh,
- 13:21Speaker 1: it's not stopping. I thought we'd be done. It's the
- 13:24Speaker 1: middle of June. I thought we'd be done by now.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Bob's birthday is New Year's Day. People are still wishing
- 13:28Speaker 1: him happy birthday from January. Thank you. It's not the
- 13:32Speaker 1: reason we don't do birthday shout outs on the show,
- 13:34Speaker 1: because if I told you, coming up next it's five
- 13:36Speaker 1: minutes a birthday, he wishes you would just leave, You
- 13:39Speaker 1: would leave, you would just leave it right. Yeah. Now,
- 13:42Speaker 1: if I tell you there's Kenny wood trauma coming up
- 13:44Speaker 1: next on the show, Righty wood Man movie, then you
- 13:47Speaker 1: might want to stick around for some of that. We'll
- 13:49Speaker 1: get to that for today in Freak Show History coming
- 13:51Speaker 1: up next, also your chance at twenty five hundred dollars.
- 13:54Speaker 1: This morning around eight ten, it's Mikey Bom today in
- 14:00Speaker 1: Freak Show History, with some Kennywood trauma coming up next
- 14:04Speaker 1: year the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It is uh, It's
- 14:07Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob. Do you remember last week on the show, Bob,
- 14:12Speaker 1: we're talking about the Jeopardy category that was just called
- 14:14Speaker 1: Pittsburgher's Yeah, and one of them was about the you
- 14:18Speaker 1: know the guy who made the Ferris wheel. He's from Pittsburgh, right,
- 14:23Speaker 1: We claimed the Ferris wheel. George Ferris is his name, right,
- 14:28Speaker 1: And we looked up that he died of typhoid, and
- 14:31Speaker 1: then we were just like, that doesn't seem like people
- 14:33Speaker 1: die from that. We figured out typhoid. I think right,
- 14:36Speaker 1: that's the old timey disease that he died from. But
- 14:39Speaker 1: hold on, though, because we have some experts that listen
- 14:41Speaker 1: to our show. Our buddy doctor Alex wants to chime
- 14:44Speaker 1: in here.
- 14:45Speaker 7: Hey, Mikey and Bob, it's Alex, your favorite Pittsburgh public
- 14:47Speaker 7: health guy. The other day, you guys covered in the
- 14:49Speaker 7: Pittsburgh Jeopardy category, I mentioned George Ferris, the Ferris Wheel
- 14:52Speaker 7: and how he died of typhoid.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Fun fact about typhoid. Here we go. Fun fact about typhoid.
- 14:57Speaker 1: Happy Monday morning, everybody. Fun fat have to about typhoid
- 15:01Speaker 1: Coming in from doctor Alice, Here we go.
- 15:03Speaker 7: It spreads through the fequal oil round, meaning you got
- 15:06Speaker 7: to eat it. We actually eliminated it with clean water sanitation.
- 15:09Speaker 7: Now we've antibiotics too, which is great, none of which
- 15:12Speaker 7: poor George had. But I guess next time that you
- 15:14Speaker 7: ride a Fierce Wheel, you can pour one out for George.
- 15:17Speaker 7: He gave us a great ride and didn't even get
- 15:19Speaker 7: clean water in return.
- 15:20Speaker 1: George Ferris, the guy who made the Ferris wheel, died
- 15:23Speaker 1: because he was drinking poop of water. Yeah, I guess.
- 15:26Speaker 5: So that's why we don't hear about typhoid anymore, huh,
- 15:30Speaker 5: or eating it? Geezoo, man, glad we got the Ferris
- 15:36Speaker 5: wheel before he drank the glad typhoid anymore.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Well, that's why you don't hear about typhoid anymore. And
- 15:44Speaker 1: let me tell you. If I forget typhoid, something's gone
- 15:47Speaker 1: horribly horribly wrong, all right. If anybody gets time boid,
- 15:51Speaker 1: something's gone horribly horribly wrong, all right. They just right
- 15:54Speaker 1: around seven o'clock time for today in Freaki history, take
- 15:57Speaker 1: you back to a moment the show that made us
- 15:58Speaker 1: laugh made a smile here.
- 16:00Speaker 5: Yeah, go.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Get some Kennywood trauma here. Don't even really know where
- 16:15Speaker 1: this started, but we all have fond memories of Kennywood.
- 16:19Speaker 1: But there's always those times you go to Kenny Wood
- 16:21Speaker 1: where things don't really go as plan, or maybe you
- 16:25Speaker 1: didn't have a great day at Kennywood. We all have
- 16:28Speaker 1: some Kenny Wood trauma too, So let's get to this message.
- 16:30Speaker 8: Kennywood trauma. Many moons ago, I used to work there
- 16:33Speaker 8: and one day I would take my break. I said,
- 16:35Speaker 8: kiddo's even like twenty minutes. I come back and I
- 16:39Speaker 8: do a little lap around the arcade to make sure
- 16:41Speaker 8: everything is tip top. There's a power of human back corner.
- 16:46Speaker 8: So I go up to the little glass counter. I'm like, kiddo,
- 16:48Speaker 8: does anything happen while I was gone? They're like, namous, Jess,
- 16:51Speaker 8: It's fine, We're good.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Was not things had gone bad after you left, Miss Jess.
- 16:57Speaker 8: I said, y'all come here right now because you drop
- 16:59Speaker 8: the ball and I quit trusting teenagers that day.
- 17:03Speaker 3: That'll do it, I would say, a little more than
- 17:06Speaker 3: the ball was dropped.
- 17:07Speaker 1: You make me happy, Thanks, you make me smile. It
- 17:12Speaker 1: just it's your mustache, man, Like, everything you say is
- 17:16Speaker 1: so much better and funnier now that you have mustache.
- 17:20Speaker 1: I can't explain it, man, Thanks, anything happened while kiddos? Yeah,
- 17:25Speaker 1: Brad poop in the arcade? Have you been following the
- 17:36Speaker 1: German soccer fan Freddie in? Uh, he's down in Houston, Texas.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Now you've been following that guy and every time he
- 17:44Speaker 1: goes back to his hotel, the city of Houston has
- 17:46Speaker 1: given him. Dude, he got a JJ Watt signed Texans Jersey.
- 17:51Speaker 1: That's crazy, man, It's one of my favorite things on
- 17:53Speaker 1: the internet right now. It is Mikey and Bob the
- 17:55Speaker 1: ninety six to one Kiss the Morning Free Show. That's
- 17:57Speaker 1: how we started the show today. We said, there's a
- 17:59Speaker 1: couple of things that are bringing us real joy on
- 18:01Speaker 1: the internet right now, and it is h tourists coming
- 18:05Speaker 1: over to the United States of America for the World
- 18:07Speaker 1: cop and just discovering everything. Yeah, feel like, my gosh,
- 18:11Speaker 1: what this is? How big the pop is here? Like
- 18:15Speaker 1: what is happening? And then of course like Knicks fans
- 18:19Speaker 1: celebrating the championship in New York is unbelievable. There were
- 18:24Speaker 1: scenes over the weekend in New York that I didn't
- 18:27Speaker 1: think were possible. I thought this was only like what
- 18:32Speaker 1: happens in a movie when they beat the bad guy.
- 18:34Speaker 1: People rush into the city streets and start singing together. Dude,
- 18:44Speaker 1: what it's so fun to watch When humans get together,
- 19:02Speaker 1: they are unstoppable. Like when we're all together on the
- 19:05Speaker 1: same page, we are unstoppable. When we're divided, we ain't
- 19:09Speaker 1: that great. When we are all together on something and
- 19:11Speaker 1: coming together as humanity, it is such a beautiful thing
- 19:15Speaker 1: to see.
- 19:16Speaker 3: I love that people just threw up projectors of the
- 19:18Speaker 3: Games on sides of buildings. Yeah, and then just tens
- 19:22Speaker 3: of thousands of people gathered, yeah that were in that neighborhood.
- 19:25Speaker 1: It just looks so much fun. Then they have nobody
- 19:27Speaker 1: came outside. Then yesterday they had the Puerto Rican Day
- 19:30Speaker 1: Parade in New York and I'm sitting there, I'm just like,
- 19:32Speaker 1: this is basically like the Avengers just be thanos, Like
- 19:37Speaker 1: it just gives you that those vibes, right, It's just
- 19:40Speaker 1: like this, these are scenes that I'm not seeing in reality. Ever.
- 19:45Speaker 3: Nick's pray is that Thursday Thursday. Yeah, that's gonna be
- 19:48Speaker 3: a wild scene. Nobody's gonna go to work Friday, right, Friday, Juneteenth,
- 19:53Speaker 3: a lot of people have off work.
- 19:55Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Hey, you know, if you're a religious person
- 19:59Speaker 1: and you pray, I want to pray for New York
- 20:01Speaker 1: on Thursday. They they're not going to rip the city
- 20:04Speaker 1: apart or anything like that, but there's some people who
- 20:07Speaker 1: are gonna be waking up feeling pretty bad on uh
- 20:09Speaker 1: on Friday morning. And then like watching all these tourists
- 20:13Speaker 1: from other countries come to the United States. I saw
- 20:18Speaker 1: that basically, the Scots have taken over Boston. They were
- 20:22Speaker 1: chanting just loudly at the Red Sox game. And yeah,
- 20:27Speaker 1: you remember that one viral cops slide in Boston that's
- 20:30Speaker 1: at Long Silver Slide that the down and just went flying. Yeah,
- 20:35Speaker 1: Scotts were sending people with full bagpipes playing down the
- 20:38Speaker 1: cops slide and Boston just amazing videos. And then I
- 20:43Speaker 1: saw this news, these news clips down in Dallas. Japan
- 20:48Speaker 1: was playing the Netherlands. They're hosting games down there where
- 20:51Speaker 1: the Cowboys play. Yeah, so the news was just talking
- 20:54Speaker 1: to uh, you know, fans from Japan. Excuse me, Okay,
- 20:58Speaker 1: I can English, but but but I'm baby. Look, I
- 21:10Speaker 1: want to feel this wandering up. Hold on, I'm not
- 21:15Speaker 1: done with the Japanese fans in Dallas yet. You wanted
- 21:17Speaker 1: to try in America? What was it? Yeah, what do
- 21:20Speaker 1: you want to try in America? It's a Japanese couple.
- 21:23Speaker 1: What do you want to try in America? They're on
- 21:24Speaker 1: the news in Texas right like, this's gonna be This
- 21:28Speaker 1: stuff doesn't happen a lot like a big Hamburger. Big Hamburger.
- 21:32Speaker 9: Okay, we can help you with that. Nicoco, you said
- 21:34Speaker 9: you wanted to try.
- 21:35Speaker 1: We're going to the woman now, Nicco beef, big beef.
- 21:39Speaker 1: She wants the big beef. Nicoka wants the big bees.
- 21:44Speaker 9: That is hamburger, that is brisket. We can help you
- 21:47Speaker 9: out here in the right place if you want a
- 21:50Speaker 9: big beef.
- 21:50Speaker 1: I want that. I wanted to, like, yeah, in the
- 21:56Speaker 1: right direction, Chris, don't let her down. Big beef. That's
- 22:01Speaker 1: what I want to. You wanted to. I wanted to.
- 22:04Speaker 1: What do you want big beef? What do you want
- 22:06Speaker 1: big beef? What do you want it? No, your chance
- 22:11Speaker 1: at Alex Warren tickets coming up around seven point thirty here. Also,
- 22:15Speaker 1: we'll get to another round of Pittsburgh Police Scanner. The
- 22:19Speaker 1: Alleghany West Wendy's had made the Pittsburgh Police scanner again.
- 22:24Speaker 1: We'll get to that around eight twenty five. It's Mike
- 22:26Speaker 1: You Bob big Bee Kiss Now, it is Mikey, It
- 22:31Speaker 1: is Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show,
- 22:33Speaker 1: Love Island, USA.
- 22:34Speaker 10: Man, Man, listen, I've already said that I'm not watching
- 22:39Speaker 10: this because it's too much of a commitment, and I
- 22:42Speaker 10: already have FOMO from not watching this show.
- 22:45Speaker 1: I already I'm already, Like, man, I wish, I wish
- 22:47Speaker 1: I was watching it. I should be watching it like
- 22:49Speaker 1: every night except Wednesday. I know, it's too much of
- 22:52Speaker 1: a commitment going on going on with the show Love
- 22:55Speaker 1: Island Usay, the hideaways open, Okay, Now, the Hideaway is
- 23:02Speaker 1: sort of like the Fantasy Suite when we watched The
- 23:04Speaker 1: Bachelor and Bachelorette. Right, Yeah, that's a good thing to
- 23:07Speaker 1: compare it to. Love Island USA. Is basically like it's
- 23:12Speaker 1: what we've always called it, Bob, It's it's sex Island.
- 23:15Speaker 1: It is sex Islands. There is I feel like it's
- 23:19Speaker 1: a lot of sex, not so much of the hideaway.
- 23:23Speaker 1: And then the hideaway the private secluded bedroom like the
- 23:27Speaker 1: Fantasy Suite. Unleashing the Hideaway. It's the Fantasy Suite on steroids.
- 23:32Speaker 1: And I think this was like one of the earliest
- 23:34Speaker 1: they've ever sent a couple to the hideaway. Yeah, so
- 23:38Speaker 1: Zach and Cada were nominated to go to the hideaway.
- 23:43Speaker 1: The hideaway is where you know, the islanders decide as
- 23:46Speaker 1: a group who they want to send in and then
- 23:49Speaker 1: they go they go in there and you know, things happen, right,
- 23:53Speaker 1: But uh, there was a song that was sung This
- 23:57Speaker 1: is why we bring this up because there's a song
- 23:59Speaker 1: in Me and Bob were sitting in here singing it
- 24:01Speaker 1: like idiots to each other. They broke out into a
- 24:04Speaker 1: song as they were both walking into the hideaway. Listen,
- 24:07Speaker 1: when you go on the hideaway, this's early in Love
- 24:09Speaker 1: Island US. So you go whole cats breaks out into song.
- 24:12Speaker 1: You gotta celebrate it. What's over? Cheeks clapping cheeks, flap
- 24:23Speaker 1: chips in the hollway. What he's that? Yo? Clap them cheeks,
- 24:30Speaker 1: clip dem cheeks, clap damp cheeks in the.
- 24:32Speaker 2: Hideways, highway times cheeks cheats in the hot way.
- 24:43Speaker 1: Bad.
- 24:45Speaker 3: They're both walking towards the hideaway, like, yeah, you remind
- 24:48Speaker 3: me of a baseball player going to a bat now batting.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like ame like walk up right, do their
- 24:55Speaker 1: walk up music to the hideaway. It's like when the
- 24:58Speaker 1: bride and groom come into their and it's just clapped
- 25:01Speaker 1: them cheeks in the hideaways, except the door they're going
- 25:04Speaker 1: through is in for dancing and chicken farm and your
- 25:07Speaker 1: friends and family. You're just going on the hideaway to
- 25:09Speaker 1: clap the cheeks. Right. Hey, listen, there's.
- 25:12Speaker 4: One thing we gotta do together as a country. We
- 25:15Speaker 4: cannot let these tourists that are over here from the
- 25:17Speaker 4: World Cups sniff out.
- 25:19Speaker 1: Love Island, USA. They ain't gonna go back, don't. Hey,
- 25:24Speaker 1: don't let them turn on the tv here they get
- 25:26Speaker 1: to clap them cheeks. Clap them cheeks, clip them cheeks,
- 25:31Speaker 1: clap damp cheeks in the hideaway. Hey. Thanks to everybody
- 25:40Speaker 1: who came out and hung out with me and Bob
- 25:42Speaker 1: on Saturday night at FMB Stadium for the uh for
- 25:46Speaker 1: the watch party team USA beating Paraguay and the World
- 25:49Speaker 1: Cup opener for the boys four to one. It was
- 25:52Speaker 1: like five thousand fans there with us. It's a good time.
- 25:54Speaker 1: It was fun. Next match for USA in the World
- 25:57Speaker 1: Cup is against Australia. Freem on a Friday. Let's go.
- 26:04Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now. If you're in charge of
- 26:08Speaker 1: a bunch of employees and everything, get it done by
- 26:12Speaker 1: three o'clock. You know what I'm saying.
- 26:13Speaker 3: Friday, Hey, you know Juneteenth, you might already be off.
- 26:17Speaker 3: That's true, last two hours of the work weekend.
- 26:20Speaker 1: Let him go at the work week doesn't start Friday
- 26:24Speaker 1: five pm now three pm, so everybody can watch the
- 26:28Speaker 1: USA Australia match on Friday, It's Mikey Bob the Kiss
- 26:32Speaker 1: Morning Free Show. The Carolina Hurricanes are Stanley Cup champions,
- 26:37Speaker 1: shutting out the Vegas Golden Knights last night to win
- 26:41Speaker 1: the championship. You see, the coach Rob Brindemore won it
- 26:45Speaker 1: as a player for the Canes and now want it
- 26:48Speaker 1: as a coach for the Canes too. Yeah, yeah, I
- 26:50Speaker 1: I'm crying out there. And then former Penguin Jordan's Stall
- 26:54Speaker 1: the oldest to ever win the Consume Trophy. Congratulations to him.
- 26:58Speaker 1: And of course, over the weekend, in the New York
- 27:00Speaker 1: Knicks win their first NBA championship, you know, since like
- 27:04Speaker 1: the damn seventies in the city and the videos just
- 27:08Speaker 1: absolutely incredible. Like you don't even have to be a
- 27:11Speaker 1: Knicks fan or like watch basketball to just enjoy the
- 27:16Speaker 1: camaraderie of humans that's brought together in New York, the
- 27:19Speaker 1: joint excitement of the Knicks winning. That's how I imagine
- 27:23Speaker 1: the Pirates making a real playoff runt would be. Yeah,
- 27:26Speaker 1: Like we've like a lot of us have experienced the
- 27:29Speaker 1: Steelers win a Super Bowl. Yeah, a lot of us
- 27:32Speaker 1: have experienced Penguins Cups. As these years go by, though
- 27:35Speaker 1: there's a whole generation that have not you know, I know,
- 27:38Speaker 1: but like it's been years and years there. Well, the
- 27:41Speaker 1: Pirates could put together a run. We already saw how
- 27:45Speaker 1: crazy we go when they just had a winning record
- 27:48Speaker 1: and made like a wild card game together. You're right
- 27:52Speaker 1: the city for a deep Pirates bucked over playoff run.
- 27:57Speaker 1: The vibes would be vibes would be absolutely incredible. Point
- 28:01Speaker 1: State Park two projecting up on the hotel there. Man,
- 28:04Speaker 1: come on, we know what he can do. We know it, man,
- 28:07Speaker 1: come on, hey, tonight it should be pretty interesting. Uh.
- 28:12Speaker 1: I think the entire Knicks team and it says other
- 28:16Speaker 1: special guests are gonna be on uh with fallon tonight
- 28:19Speaker 1: on the Tonight Show, So that should be interesting. You
- 28:23Speaker 1: think like they're going to bring along like super Knicks
- 28:25Speaker 1: fans like Spike Lee and Timothy Shallibay and Ben Stiller
- 28:28Speaker 1: and stuff like that.
- 28:29Speaker 3: Yeah, most of the team will be there, Tracy Morgan.
- 28:35Speaker 1: They're probably all that. It's also says the audience for
- 28:39Speaker 1: the Tonight show tonight will be comprised of Dieharden Knicks
- 28:42Speaker 1: fans who were able unable to attend the finals in person.
- 28:45Speaker 1: So that'll be a whole thing if you want to
- 28:48Speaker 1: continue the New York party tonight on The Tonight Show.
- 28:51Speaker 1: And then Jalen Brunson, you know who is incredible. He
- 28:55Speaker 1: played at Villanova and he's won the championship with the Knicks.
- 28:58Speaker 3: I mean, I don't watch much other than this finals.
- 29:01Speaker 3: Like that kind of got swept up in it is
- 29:03Speaker 3: he is? He quiet like that all the time.
- 29:05Speaker 1: He's sort of a quiet dude. Yeah, he's an amazing
- 29:07Speaker 1: Player's unbelievable. When he was asked what's what he's gonna
- 29:12Speaker 1: do now that he's an NBA champion, he smiled and said,
- 29:16Speaker 1: try to go to SU SVU. He wants to be
- 29:20Speaker 1: on Law and Order SVU because he's he's great friends
- 29:24Speaker 1: with Mariska Hargatea, who of course plays Olivia Benson. That's it.
- 29:28Speaker 1: It's not I'm going to Disney World. It's not anything
- 29:31Speaker 1: like that. Try to go to SVU, is what. Jalen Brunson,
- 29:36Speaker 1: who just like just wants the guest appearance turned the
- 29:38Speaker 1: basketball world upside down, just wants to be on SVU.
- 29:42Speaker 1: Super Nick fan Timothy Shalloway too. Did you see Charlamayn
- 29:46Speaker 1: and Ben Stiller were in the locker room being sprayed
- 29:48Speaker 1: with champagne. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't wait to see
- 29:51Speaker 1: the Ben Stiller cut. By the way, Ben Stiller has
- 29:54Speaker 1: been filming like the entire Playoffs, it feels like on
- 29:57Speaker 1: his iPhone it's part of a project that he's doing.
- 30:00Speaker 1: I would think Ben's with Ben Stiller. It's probably gonna
- 30:02Speaker 1: be Apple TV. But at some point we need the
- 30:05Speaker 1: Stiller cut of whatever he's been recording through these playoffs
- 30:09Speaker 1: right on his iPhone. Timothy Shallamy, super Knicks fan, was
- 30:13Speaker 1: asked after the championship would he rather have a Knicks
- 30:17Speaker 1: championship or an Oscar? He said, way, rather have this
- 30:20Speaker 1: than the Oscars. Come on, baby, Knicks are champions baby,
- 30:25Speaker 1: So yeah, New York is an incredible vibe right now. Uh,
- 30:29Speaker 1: the tonight show should be fun tonight with a lot
- 30:32Speaker 1: of the Knicks players. I think the whole team's gonna
- 30:34Speaker 1: be there. I'm on Pirate. That'sh Pirates feel we want
- 30:37Speaker 1: to feel this way, you know. Hey, By the way,
- 30:40Speaker 1: you see Michael Keaton was at the game yesterday. We
- 30:42Speaker 1: had we had Batman in town today. Yeah, statue, let
- 30:47Speaker 1: us feel that way again, Pirates. All right, your chance
- 30:50Speaker 1: at twenty five hundred dollars coming up around eight ten,
- 30:52Speaker 1: and the Pittsburgh Police scanner, we have another incident at
- 30:56Speaker 1: the Alleghany West. Wendy's coming up around eight twenty five.
- 30:59Speaker 1: It's Mike Ymba America's turning two hundred and fifty Steven
- 31:03Speaker 1: Spielberg's Alien Conspiracy thriller Disclosure day number one of the
- 31:09Speaker 1: box office, making ninety three million globally and just under
- 31:13Speaker 1: fifty here domestically. You no, that is definitely one that
- 31:19Speaker 1: I will wait for on streaming unless it's on Paramount
- 31:23Speaker 1: Plus that I'll.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Never see it because that is the only streaming service
- 31:26Speaker 4: that I don't subscribe to.
- 31:28Speaker 1: It's mikey Bob the ninety six one Kiss Morning Free
- 31:30Speaker 1: Show coming up next. On the show, we have your
- 31:33Speaker 1: chance to win twenty five hundred dollars part of our
- 31:36Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty KUSA giveaway. So that's coming up next.
- 31:40Speaker 1: Speaking of twenty five hundred dollars, what happens when you
- 31:44Speaker 1: multiply that by too, Bob five grand? Yeah. Down to Tennessee,
- 31:50Speaker 1: we go for this headline cop say woman hid stolen
- 31:55Speaker 1: five thousand dollars interrectum old Tennessee woman oh Man hospitalized
- 32:03Speaker 1: and facing a criminal charge for allegedly stealing five thousand
- 32:07Speaker 1: dollars from her boyfriend, cash that she hit in her rectum.
- 32:12Speaker 1: It seems like a lot of cash and unsuccessfully. Yeah,
- 32:16Speaker 1: tried to retrieve it, Oh no, with a toilet brush
- 32:23Speaker 1: and tongs. Butt, tongs, toilet brush. What are you doing
- 32:30Speaker 1: the toilet brush for? Don't you don't want to know? Okay,
- 32:34Speaker 1: you don't want to tole does it matter? Not real?
- 32:40Speaker 1: I kind of want to know, but tongs. All right, everybody,
- 32:46Speaker 1: you got five thousand dollars stuck in your button? They
- 32:48Speaker 1: gave you the box to clean up after another oh no,
- 32:58Speaker 1: it says her boyfriend told the police that the cash
- 33:01Speaker 1: was in one hundred dollars dominating denominations a ton of hundreds. Yeah,
- 33:06Speaker 1: and it was sitting on his uh, the foosball table
- 33:09Speaker 1: in his house. And then he suspected that his girlfriend
- 33:14Speaker 1: had stolen the money, only put it. He called cops
- 33:19Speaker 1: confronted her. She admitted to him that she'd wrapped up
- 33:24Speaker 1: the money and stuck it in her rectum, again, trying
- 33:27Speaker 1: to get it out with a toilet brush and uh
- 33:30Speaker 1: and tongs. So she's now not only hospitalized because you know,
- 33:36Speaker 1: why he turned herself into the reverse ATM. She put
- 33:43Speaker 1: the money in, She's like, how do I get it
- 33:45Speaker 1: out of it? Back out? Hey, listen, if you see uh,
- 33:52Speaker 1: big tall guy and a big round guy in front
- 33:55Speaker 1: of an ATM with a toilet brush and tongs, don't
- 33:59Speaker 1: worry about it. You ain't seen nothing. Your chance to
- 34:02Speaker 1: win twenty five hundred dollars. You didn't even need a
- 34:05Speaker 1: toilet brushing tongs to get it out. We just give
- 34:07Speaker 1: it to you. That's coming up next on The Kids
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- 35:12Speaker 1: Freak Show. Let's get to this talkback message brought to
- 35:15Speaker 1: us by the Pavement group Mikey and Bob.
- 35:17Speaker 11: It's James Late Night Thought. But my wife and I
- 35:20Speaker 11: were having a conversation and she brought up a hyper
- 35:24Speaker 11: fixation of hers and it immediately popped into my head
- 35:30Speaker 11: when Bob was going through all of his hyperfixations.
- 35:34Speaker 1: So I feel like we should.
- 35:36Speaker 11: Bring those back up because they're they're right up there
- 35:40Speaker 11: with like the laugh track for a good just good
- 35:43Speaker 11: overall laugh.
- 35:44Speaker 1: Okay, now listen, wonder what his wife was I he
- 35:47Speaker 1: didn't share. I know if you just say your wife
- 35:49Speaker 1: brought up a hyperfixation, like we like to hear that.
- 35:53Speaker 1: I like when other people are so passionate about things
- 35:57Speaker 1: that they do get all hyped up.
- 35:58Speaker 3: One of those truckers eating beef jerkey. That's one of mine, all.
- 36:03Speaker 1: Right, So, uh, if you'd like to learn more of
- 36:06Speaker 1: some of Bob's hyperfixations meats, mustaches, fishing nipples.
- 36:13Speaker 3: Okay, I'm notxy, sexy, big people, sexy.
- 36:16Speaker 1: Big men in general, none of the answers I was
- 36:20Speaker 1: expecting out of you. But if you want to call
- 36:22Speaker 1: those your hyperfixations, absolutely, you've been listening to the joy
- 36:26Speaker 1: some shows, Harry Guy. One of mine is, obviously if
- 36:32Speaker 1: you've been listening to the show long enough to clowns
- 36:34Speaker 1: without pants.
- 36:42Speaker 12: This is Ottom and Splorida. Yeah, the wiener dog mom
- 36:45Speaker 12: of Vader. I'm a big Star Wars and Marvel fan,
- 36:49Speaker 12: so this really is for you monkey.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Yeah. Star Wars and Marvel two of my hyper fixations.
- 36:54Speaker 1: You got any more Bob lunch ladies.
- 36:56Speaker 12: And I was calling to tell you, well, first of all,
- 37:00Speaker 12: we could have lots of garage talks about Marvel and
- 37:03Speaker 12: Star Wars.
- 37:04Speaker 1: Yeah, hanging out in my garage also a hyperfixation of
- 37:07Speaker 1: mine too, You got any more Bob ribbon dancing?
- 37:10Speaker 12: But also I was calling because the other day you
- 37:13Speaker 12: said that you don't like Vader, and you said he
- 37:16Speaker 12: kills children.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not. I love Star Wars. Darth Vader is
- 37:20Speaker 1: a necessary character in Star Wars, but he's not one
- 37:22Speaker 1: of my favorite characters because he kills kid. So we
- 37:25Speaker 1: knew Darth Vader.
- 37:26Speaker 12: We did not know Anakin Vader did not do what
- 37:30Speaker 12: you accused him of doing.
- 37:31Speaker 1: Anakin Skywalker grows up to be Darth Vader. Right, so
- 37:34Speaker 1: we're talking about the same person here, just a what's
- 37:36Speaker 1: another one of your hyperfixations? Bob Grannys who bake in,
- 37:39Speaker 1: Grannys who smoke? Okay, so sig Granny's.
- 37:48Speaker 12: Only later in the two thousands. Did we meet Anakin
- 37:52Speaker 12: Skywalker in episode one?
- 37:54Speaker 1: Okay, but by the way, whatever she's talking about with
- 37:57Speaker 1: Star Wars, it has gone off the rails of Bob's
- 38:00Speaker 1: hyper fixation.
- 38:00Speaker 12: And it was episode three before he became Vader. Okay,
- 38:04Speaker 12: Vader did not execute Order sixty six.
- 38:07Speaker 1: Okay, that's when the kids get killed. Have you been
- 38:11Speaker 1: wrong about this Darth Vader hot take? All? Right, well
- 38:14Speaker 1: kind of, because Darth Vader doesn't technically kill the kids.
- 38:17Speaker 1: It's Anakin Skywalker. But Anakin Skywalker is basically turning into
- 38:21Speaker 1: Darth Vader when he's killing the kids. What's another one
- 38:23Speaker 1: of your hyperfixation?
- 38:26Speaker 12: It was Anakin. So you don't have to be an
- 38:29Speaker 12: Anakin fan because who likes Anakin? But you should be
- 38:32Speaker 12: a Vader fan because he makes cool noises.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Who else makes cool noises? Animals and heat? Wait a minute,
- 38:40Speaker 1: does Darth Vader make cool noises? Hell? Yeah he does, dude.
- 38:44Speaker 3: What are Darth Vader's signature noises? I mean I heard
- 38:50Speaker 3: that before, but if somebody would have just like randomly
- 38:53Speaker 3: made that noise, Vader, you need it Inhaler or something.
- 38:59Speaker 1: Star Wars one of my high fixations. You ever want
- 39:01Speaker 1: to talk about Star Wars, I'm your guy.
- 39:02Speaker 13: Uh.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Anymore hyperfixations you want to share, Bob, You ever want
- 39:05Speaker 1: to talk about Koalas with chlamydia, I'm your guy. My
- 39:18Speaker 1: algorithm is just feeding me people from foreign countries going
- 39:23Speaker 1: to Walmart for the first time. It's incredible, man. I'm like,
- 39:27Speaker 1: we there. We take a lot of things for granted
- 39:29Speaker 1: in this country. You know, we got USA two fifty
- 39:32Speaker 1: and all that coming up. I think the real gift
- 39:35Speaker 1: for USA two fifty wasn't any of the crap that
- 39:40Speaker 1: happened on the White House lawn. It's people from foreign
- 39:43Speaker 1: countries coming over here, just going this is amazing.
- 39:46Speaker 3: I watched a video of somebody in Dallas like trying
- 39:49Speaker 3: to explain how big Texas is to people, like they
- 39:52Speaker 3: can't wrap your mind even graw like this.
- 39:57Speaker 1: This city is huge. Dallas is huge, but it sits
- 39:59Speaker 1: with in Texas, which is you know, fifteen hours long.
- 40:04Speaker 1: If you were to drive across it, It's yeah, it's awesome.
- 40:07Speaker 1: It's Mike y Abob the ninety six one Kiss Morning
- 40:10Speaker 1: Freak Show. Let's get to another talkback messager sent up
- 40:12Speaker 1: to the Free iHeartRadio appron to us by one Team
- 40:14Speaker 1: Media II.
- 40:15Speaker 13: Making up this weekend. I was merging onto seventy nine
- 40:19Speaker 13: heading to a graduation party.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Hope you zippered, that's the way to merge.
- 40:23Speaker 13: And I saw a street sweeper go what's seventy miles
- 40:27Speaker 13: an hour on seventy nine or I thought that was
- 40:30Speaker 13: the funniest thing ever, because those are vehicles that you
- 40:33Speaker 13: usually see going slow.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Look it off right now, top speed of a street sweeper.
- 40:37Speaker 13: And I thought what other vehicles said? Would you laugh
- 40:40Speaker 13: at going fast that you normally see slow, like a
- 40:43Speaker 13: mail truck, garbage truck, stuff like that.
- 40:46Speaker 1: See like a garbage truck isn't going to have like,
- 40:48Speaker 1: it's not going to be able to keep up with
- 40:50Speaker 1: traffic on the highway. That's that's why. You know, if
- 40:53Speaker 1: you're in the right lane, you're behind the garbage truck.
- 40:56Speaker 1: It's going, Yeah, it's struggling to get here with the hills.
- 41:01Speaker 1: You just go right around it. The trash truck is
- 41:04Speaker 1: gonna be able to keep up with traffic. But no,
- 41:06Speaker 1: you sure the street sweeper was scooting at seventy. I
- 41:09Speaker 1: gotta be honest. For my entire life, I've never seen
- 41:12Speaker 1: a street sweeper do anything other than sweep the street.
- 41:17Speaker 1: I've never seen it on the Parkway. I've never seen
- 41:19Speaker 1: it on a highway. I don't know. And its top speeders.
- 41:23Speaker 3: I've never even thought of where street sweepers come from
- 41:26Speaker 3: or stay at at night?
- 41:27Speaker 1: You know, like, Okay, where do they do they get
- 41:30Speaker 1: to the street? Because I only see him on the
- 41:31Speaker 1: street going like five miles an hour. We never see
- 41:33Speaker 1: how they get to the street. Yeah, yeah, how does
- 41:36Speaker 1: that work? Are they dropped off? What's their top speed? Though?
- 41:40Speaker 3: If she saw one going seventy and it really was
- 41:42Speaker 3: going seventy, this thing was it was modified.
- 41:48Speaker 1: No, we don't have a city employee who modified the streets.
- 41:51Speaker 1: Maybe Rako and Tim got a hold of the street
- 41:53Speaker 1: sweeper on like a private auction and modified it.
- 41:56Speaker 3: Man took the governor off or something out there cruising
- 42:00Speaker 3: a streets sweeper in hunt their mouth and hour. What
- 42:02Speaker 3: is the top speed of a street sweeper? It says
- 42:05Speaker 3: the big bigger street sweepers can reach fifty five miles
- 42:09Speaker 3: per hour highway.
- 42:10Speaker 1: Don't even feel like I've ever seen a street sweeper
- 42:13Speaker 1: go fifty miles an hour, But that's like something they
- 42:16Speaker 1: come from. That's a huge industrial I'm looking at the
- 42:19Speaker 1: picture of the one. They say it's fifty five.
- 42:20Speaker 3: It's like a huge like highway looking like okay, Like
- 42:23Speaker 3: for the ones in neighborhoods, yeah, regular ones. It says
- 42:26Speaker 3: their average speed is like eleven miles per hour and
- 42:30Speaker 3: they can reach like a high.
- 42:32Speaker 1: Twenty Yeah, all right, So that's that's what I'm talking
- 42:35Speaker 1: about too, Like, how is that street sweeper going seventy
- 42:39Speaker 1: miles an hour? Where is it hide at night? Seriously?
- 42:41Speaker 1: I think the bigger question here is where do sweet
- 42:43Speaker 1: street sweepers come from? And where do they go when
- 42:45Speaker 1: they're done? Street sweet scooting I only see them, sweet,
- 42:48Speaker 1: we only see it at work. I only see them
- 42:49Speaker 1: scooting Sloman don't see it. We don't get to see it.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Go home at night, we don't get to see it.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Come to work off with What's up with these streets sweepers? Huh?
- 42:57Speaker 1: Where they coming from? We've been hiding them all these years.
- 43:01Speaker 1: You can go seventy miles now your chance at Alex
- 43:04Speaker 1: Warren tickets coming up around nine to thirty this morning.
- 43:07Speaker 1: It's a Kiss Morning Freakshell Mike and Bob our iHeartRadio music. Well,
- 43:14Speaker 1: Bob has already dipped into Facebook Marketplace where at that
- 43:18Speaker 1: point of the show, it's usually right around here, usually
- 43:21Speaker 1: around the nine o'clock hour. The last hour of the
- 43:23Speaker 1: show is when you start falling apart on Facebook Marketplace.
- 43:26Speaker 1: What's going on, Bob? What'd you find? Electric cooler? Go kart? Okay,
- 43:31Speaker 1: we're in Ohio. There's no reason for a cooler to
- 43:34Speaker 1: ever have wheels in a motor that makes it go.
- 43:37Speaker 1: It's a giant Gatorade cooler.
- 43:39Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it looks like a holdly good amount of
- 43:42Speaker 3: stuff that's like the seating portion of it. Okay, and
- 43:45Speaker 3: then it's full on go kart The description is this
- 43:51Speaker 3: is not a toy, It's fast and dangerous.
- 43:55Speaker 1: Where's it at? And there's no seat belt? This is
- 44:00Speaker 1: hey By. This is not a toy, it's fast and dangerous.
- 44:05Speaker 1: Just letting you know. Is Facebook Marketplace a lawless place? Ah?
- 44:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it is a very lawless place.
- 44:12Speaker 3: You can dream it. You can find it on Facebook Marketplace.
- 44:16Speaker 3: That should be their new saying.
- 44:17Speaker 1: If you can dream it, you can find somebody made
- 44:20Speaker 1: it and they're selling it. What I've always wanted it
- 44:23Speaker 1: was a cooler that keeps my beer cold, but also
- 44:28Speaker 1: slightly dangerous when I get it up to top speed.
- 44:31Speaker 1: A cooler full of danger. Let's get to another talkback
- 44:34Speaker 1: message setting through the free iHeartRadio app. Talkback messages on
- 44:38Speaker 1: the show brought to us by the Pavement group I'm
- 44:40Speaker 1: making Bob.
- 44:41Speaker 14: So I'm listening to the podcast on Friday, and you're
- 44:44Speaker 14: talking about farting in the train cabin?
- 44:47Speaker 1: Was that what we were talking about on Friday? Show? Wow,
- 44:49Speaker 1: show cover train stuff? Yeah? You want to train ride? Yeah?
- 44:54Speaker 1: I love trains and uh, the only time I was
- 44:58Speaker 1: ever on a train for like a longer train ride
- 45:00Speaker 1: was when I was younger. I took a train to
- 45:03Speaker 1: Chicago with my family to just like experience Chicago. That
- 45:07Speaker 1: was it. I haven't been on a train since then.
- 45:09Speaker 1: Like a like a good train. You want to you
- 45:11Speaker 1: want one with a cabin, you want to go overnight.
- 45:14Speaker 1: We're talking about to go overnight the train cabin together.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Well yeah, because me and you were talking about going
- 45:20Speaker 1: on a train ride together, and then we just said
- 45:23Speaker 1: we are big people. We aren't going to fit in
- 45:25Speaker 1: one of the I've looked that up before. I don't
- 45:27Speaker 1: fit in trains, man, I'm too tall. I'm six foot nine.
- 45:31Speaker 1: There was no way for me to comfort belief like
- 45:34Speaker 1: the sleeper cabin. And if you're with me too, you're
- 45:38Speaker 1: a bigger guy. And then you know, we're just gonna
- 45:40Speaker 1: fart up a train cars.
- 45:41Speaker 14: And it jogged my memory, jogged your memory. I didn't
- 45:45Speaker 14: send a message. I wanted to, but there's no reason
- 45:48Speaker 14: you guys have to be that funny. I'm the greatest.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know what she's talking. So on Friday Show,
- 45:55Speaker 1: we were talking about farting in train cars, and it
- 45:57Speaker 1: jogged her memory of when Bob had the I'm just great,
- 46:01Speaker 1: I'm the greatest. There was a we'll just call it
- 46:04Speaker 1: a secret noise in the studio I picked up on
- 46:06Speaker 1: the micro did and Bob proclaimed after it, I'm the greatest. Oh,
- 46:13Speaker 1: I'm the greatest, all right, So that's what she's talking
- 46:16Speaker 1: about there. I mean, you really think I can go
- 46:18Speaker 1: overnight in a train car with that with the greatest
- 46:21Speaker 1: toe to toe.
- 46:22Speaker 14: Anyways, the train bit is also reminding me about my
- 46:26Speaker 14: anxiety of getting on a plane at the end of
- 46:28Speaker 14: the month. It's been like nine years.
- 46:30Speaker 1: Hey, listen, everything's gonna be okay, all right, little plane ride.
- 46:34Speaker 3: I mean, hopefully you're going to a magical place. That's
- 46:36Speaker 3: how That's how I lure my brain into thinking, like,
- 46:39Speaker 3: nothing to be nervous about. We're going to a magical place.
- 46:42Speaker 1: That's it. I gotta get through all this, I gotta pack,
- 46:45Speaker 1: I gotta get through TSA.
- 46:46Speaker 3: I tricked myself into thinking just like, wow, yeah, we're
- 46:51Speaker 3: only a couple hours away from a real magical place,
- 46:55Speaker 3: and hopefully I don't have to go to the bathroom.
- 46:57Speaker 1: That's it too, That's it too, that anxiety he sets
- 47:00Speaker 1: in especially again again. I want to go back to
- 47:03Speaker 1: our sizes. Me and you are not made for airplane
- 47:06Speaker 1: bathroom one or two one or two. I mean, I've
- 47:09Speaker 1: talked about this before. I'm pretty sure I would need
- 47:11Speaker 1: my legs on the wall if I have to.
- 47:13Speaker 3: If I have to want in an airplane bathroom, it's
- 47:16Speaker 3: probably possible I.
- 47:17Speaker 1: Can want in an airplane bathroom.
- 47:18Speaker 3: It's gonna be a weird fit though, like I'm gonna
- 47:21Speaker 3: have to do some body movement that's not natural.
- 47:25Speaker 1: If you walk in on me in an airplane bathroom
- 47:28Speaker 1: doing number two, you probably would think I just invented
- 47:32Speaker 1: some new Olympic sport, because it is not gonna be
- 47:35Speaker 1: normal looking at all. Like, what is he doing in there?
- 47:39Speaker 1: Says some sort of weird yoga like it's in there
- 47:42Speaker 1: just looking like a prank mannis Yeah, seriously, downward dog,
- 47:46Speaker 1: what are you doing? It's the only way I can
- 47:48Speaker 1: make in the toilet. Hey, teacher friend Becka sent us
- 47:54Speaker 1: a message here.
- 47:55Speaker 13: Hey, Mikey Boba's teacher friend Becky. Here, I just want
- 47:58Speaker 13: to let you know that I love you.
- 48:01Speaker 15: Okay, well here on summer break.
- 48:05Speaker 1: What nice message. Yeah, she's checket in. She just checketed.
- 48:09Speaker 1: She just woke up. Then have to wake up early
- 48:12Speaker 1: going on. I need to tell you just know that
- 48:15Speaker 1: I'm I'm having a summer living life. Mike, you Bob
- 48:20Speaker 1: the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Uh
- 48:23Speaker 1: not great for the Pirates. They lose yesterday four to two.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Marlin's sake. This series, there was a solid, solid start
- 48:29Speaker 1: from Paul Skins. Yeah he's still pitched good Hens strikeouts,
- 48:32Speaker 1: but uh yeah, Pirates have now lost six straight games
- 48:36Speaker 1: that Paul Skeens has started. They're on a six game
- 48:39Speaker 1: trip now, they're out taking on the Athletics in California.
- 48:44Speaker 1: Jared Jones pitching game like bucks. Yeah, nine to forty
- 48:49Speaker 1: start tonight for the uh for the Pirates game. All right,
- 48:52Speaker 1: let's get to another talkback message here brons Us by
- 48:54Speaker 1: One Team Media Tay Freak Show.
- 48:57Speaker 13: This is Natalie from Murraysville.
- 48:59Speaker 16: I go to college out of state and one of
- 49:00Speaker 16: my favorite things is to describe weird Pittsburgh words to
- 49:05Speaker 16: my friends. So I'm wondering, what are some of your
- 49:08Speaker 16: favorite Pittsburgh words that aren't the super obvious ones.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Yeah, like the super obvious ones slippy and gum band
- 49:16Speaker 1: and like jagov and yeah, I feel like I always
- 49:20Speaker 1: get stuck on crayon crayon and cryan Like I feel
- 49:26Speaker 1: like it's like just lazy, sort of insuri ish WAYSA
- 49:30Speaker 1: gan't crayon crean and I feel like that's the way
- 49:33Speaker 1: we've always said it. Crying. We've never gone crayon. And
- 49:37Speaker 1: I don't know if you want, like I mean, she's
- 49:40Speaker 1: talking about.
- 49:40Speaker 15: Not the obvious ones, you know, like cran craym crean,
- 49:47Speaker 15: crying cream Cryan cran, crying.
- 49:52Speaker 1: Carn, harder crayon corn or cry crying cran, crayon on,
- 50:01Speaker 1: crayon craan, A box of crayon crayons, Oh daddy, box
- 50:07Speaker 1: of cranes, give me a box of crayons, box of Crans,
- 50:13Speaker 1: box of Crans, green, box of Crans, Crans and collar
- 50:18Speaker 1: with Crans collar, Crans, Crans spiral interspiral. We're in a
- 50:26Speaker 1: cran little bit Crane crand cran. We're in the intwhirlpool.
- 50:34Speaker 1: We can't see that crayon. Yeah, it's a stupid show
- 50:42Speaker 1: we have here. But I don't even know if we
- 50:44Speaker 1: answered her question. But Kip chop him crane, I drew
- 50:49Speaker 1: picture and Chip champin with a crane, cran ham on
- 50:58Speaker 1: your own gunments.
- 51:03Speaker 11: Crap.
- 51:07Speaker 1: Another chance for you to win Alex Warren tickets he's
- 51:10Speaker 1: playing the arena next Tuesday. Go to our nine to
- 51:13Speaker 1: six to one Kiss PGH account on Instagram for another
- 51:17Speaker 1: chance for you to win. There it's Mikey and Bob
- 51:20Speaker 1: the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey,
- 51:23Speaker 1: I want to name the podcast today. Okay, Usually it's
- 51:27Speaker 1: you that means the podcast. And by the way, if
- 51:29Speaker 1: you're just new to the party here, at the end
- 51:32Speaker 1: of every show, we name our podcast. So the episode
- 51:35Speaker 1: of the podcast as kind of a title of whatever
- 51:38Speaker 1: we were talking about on the show.
- 51:40Speaker 3: A lot of times is something or a mix of
- 51:42Speaker 3: a couple things that we were talking about.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Yeah, we try to we try to make it weird.
- 51:46Speaker 1: So you got yeah, Okay, Big Beef and Clapping cheeks,
- 51:53Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. Usually I don't do this. I'm
- 51:56Speaker 1: out of my I'm out of my lane. Right now,
- 51:58Speaker 1: Big Beef and Clapping Cheeks is the name of today's podcast.
- 52:02Speaker 1: Big Beef comes from again my favorite thing on the
- 52:05Speaker 1: internet right now. Tourists in the United States of America
- 52:10Speaker 1: discovering are very uniquely you know, American culture, the food, Walmart,
- 52:18Speaker 1: just foreigners going to Walmart. The food, the drinks, the culture,
- 52:22Speaker 1: the the the entertainment options that we have here. This
- 52:25Speaker 1: was down in Dallas. A fan from Japan.
- 52:28Speaker 9: Fude, you wanted to try in America?
- 52:30Speaker 1: What was it like a big humburger?
- 52:33Speaker 9: Okay, we can help you with that. Nikogo, you said
- 52:35Speaker 9: you wanted to try beef.
- 52:36Speaker 1: She wants big beef. All I want you she wants
- 52:38Speaker 1: big beef, that's all. I'm looking back. That's where that
- 52:41Speaker 1: came from. And of course, clapping cheeks. Love Island, us say,
- 52:46Speaker 1: is on a run right now. Feels like a lot
- 52:48Speaker 1: of people are locked into this show here for the summertime.
- 52:52Speaker 1: And they sent a couple to the hideaway that's where
- 52:55Speaker 1: the stuff that they can't show on camera takes place.
- 52:59Speaker 1: And they're as a whole send off songway time, Clap
- 53:13Speaker 1: them cheeks, Clap them cheeks. The cast members are just
- 53:16Speaker 1: walking off, and then they get the whole rest of
- 53:19Speaker 1: the cast just breaks out in a theme song. Then
- 53:21Speaker 1: they're dancing. Clap them cheeks, Clap them cheeks. You know, Hiaway,
- 53:26Speaker 1: you have always called love Island sex island. You're exactly right.
- 53:30Speaker 1: I've ever been more right about something. There is there
- 53:33Speaker 1: is a higher chance of STDs than true love. On
- 53:36Speaker 1: Love Island, us A, but STD Island. I'm not sure
- 53:40Speaker 1: how many people are tuning into that island. Big Beef
- 53:43Speaker 1: and Clapping Cheeks also a TV show I would watch,
- 53:46Speaker 1: but maybe just a podcast that you can listen in
- 53:49Speaker 1: to today. All Right, I'm sort of stumbling at the
- 53:52Speaker 1: end of the show here. Yeah, Channel Big Beefs and
- 53:57Speaker 1: Clapping Cheeks would be all right, Ryan Crush. What was
- 54:00Speaker 1: up right down Tyler? By j D kst f M,
- 54:03Speaker 1: Pittsburgh