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Show #278 If You Shove A Book Up Your Ass, You Get Author Butt · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why.
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  Speaker 2: Is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, and welcome to episode two seventy eight of bfy
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  Speaker 3: tw It has gone off the rails before we've even
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  Speaker 3: started pressively, so.
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  Speaker 1: There are no rails.
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  Speaker 3: There's never rail watercraft. There's a vague suggestion of boundaries,
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  Speaker 3: but that's about.
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  Speaker 4: It's like a solid fifteen twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It was it was good. It was a good run.
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  Speaker 3: So our our patreons are going to get a great
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  Speaker 3: pre roll this episode, you swear to God. Anyway, let's
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  Speaker 3: get to the actual show, should we. This is a
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  Speaker 3: kind of a special episode. We just did books, but
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  Speaker 3: I happen to know a local author who I thought
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  Speaker 3: would be fun to have on the show. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: why don't we do a show specifically about authors?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: And so I have with us a special guest, fellow
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  Speaker 3: local author, Mike x Welch.
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  Speaker 6: Hi, Mike, Hi, everybody, Hi, thanks for coming.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I appreciate it. And also fellow special guest. I
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  Speaker 3: tried to get another author, they were let's say, both
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  Speaker 3: skittish and unavailable. So instead, I have.
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  Speaker 4: A question, how did you approach that?
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  Speaker 3: Did you like the shadows and I just ran screaming books,
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  Speaker 3: podcast books, podcast books.
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  Speaker 6: How do you feel about being in a shed with five?
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  Speaker 4: I like to record your voice.
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  Speaker 3: Again, thankfully as guest of the show and a destroyer
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  Speaker 3: of our first ever knock person, it's Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy,
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  Speaker 3: welcome back. Now. I know you're not an author, but
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  Speaker 3: I know you know enough about books and authors that
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  Speaker 3: I think you're going to do well on the show.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to give it a shot, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Now, we haven't just picked teams before we started. There's
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  Speaker 3: one thing I forgot to do, so that's on me.
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  Speaker 3: But as the only lady here, I'll leave it to you.
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  Speaker 3: Who would you like to be teamed up with. I
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  Speaker 3: do want to break up the dream team here because
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  Speaker 3: last time we did a show about books, they both
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  Speaker 3: got a drubbing, and I mean a drubbing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that word is.
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  Speaker 3: Both both girls got more points in the Knockoffs trum
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  Speaker 3: than both of you combined, So I think we should
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  Speaker 3: spread out the expertise a little bit. So which of
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  Speaker 3: these two.
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  Speaker 6: All that said, it's entirely up to you.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, no pressure.
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  Speaker 1: My pitch is not going to be horrible.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna need a little more.
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  Speaker 6: Is going to be so horrible you won't want to
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  Speaker 6: be associated with it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna take all right in that case, Mike,
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  Speaker 3: and uh and uh. I will just start with accepting
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  Speaker 3: yourself and possibly people you know. Who is your favorite
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  Speaker 3: author and why?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: And I'll start with myself. I think my favorite author period.
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  Speaker 3: I said that I enjoyed David Lee Eddings from the
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  Speaker 3: fantasy genre. I think they do amazing fantasy dominals and
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  Speaker 3: I love them all. But the person I honestly have
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  Speaker 3: read the most is Agatha Christie. I've read a ton
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  Speaker 3: of huge My dad was a huge fan, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So it's very clear why my my book three is
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  Speaker 3: can be a murder mystery because I can't help but
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  Speaker 3: I love them. I think they're great. So I guess
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  Speaker 3: we'll start with Chrissy. Who is your favorite author and why?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So last time it was Anne Bishop, so that
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  Speaker 5: was kind of the fantasy.
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  Speaker 7: This time, I'm gonna go with Jane Austen.
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  Speaker 5: Jane Austen, because you know, great literature number one and
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  Speaker 5: number two firmly believe that she is one of the
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  Speaker 5: first published feminists.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome, Yeah, awesome, well.
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  Speaker 3: Stevie me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin Smith.
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  Speaker 9: No, Joe, I mean fair Yeah, just there, look at
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  Speaker 9: the script of Clerics alone.
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Written.
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  Speaker 3: I mean he's written.
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  Speaker 1: I know, he's one comics, he's done, he's done everything.
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  Speaker 10: He's doing what you're trying to do, like hit every
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  Speaker 10: John Well in film?
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  Speaker 11: Sure?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, an artist is an artist.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm not. I'm not trying to book
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  Speaker 3: shame Kevin Smith. Yeah, not at all, you know, and
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  Speaker 3: I do love his books.
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  Speaker 6: I just I don't think Kevin Smith can be shamed
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  Speaker 6: in any way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think it's I would still I would
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  Speaker 3: genuinely love to see him try his hand in a
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  Speaker 3: actual novel, because I think he'd actually turn out something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but I understand why he doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because his first love is film, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: But good choice, absolutely, Mike. Who would you go with?
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  Speaker 3: Who's your favorite author who's not you? Or your wife
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  Speaker 3: who is also an excellent yes?
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  Speaker 11: The rest?
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  Speaker 3: Yes all Welch.
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  Speaker 6: Alie Welch is working on books five and six. She
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  Speaker 6: cranks out a novel a year. She has put out
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  Speaker 6: that Master Aide service series. But yeah, if I can't
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  Speaker 6: pick her, and I can't pick my egotistical self. Then,
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  Speaker 6: amongst my favorite authors including Cormick McCarthy, Irvine Welsh, Stephen King,
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  Speaker 6: of course, John Skip and Craig Specter, I will go
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  Speaker 6: with Anne Rice. She is my comfort food. I know
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  Speaker 6: that she takes a beating in the press a little bit,
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  Speaker 6: but in terms of the person I would go to
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  Speaker 6: in their books that I would choose for comfort, it
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  Speaker 6: is the late missus Rice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that's a good big She's definitely done
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  Speaker 3: some really good stuff. And finally we have questions now,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like questions have been answered. No, like I
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  Speaker 3: had questions, they've been answered now. So I'm like, and
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  Speaker 3: Rice makes.
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  Speaker 1: Sense very distinct.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I never did get into the erotica, not that
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  Speaker 6: there's anything wrong with that.
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  Speaker 3: We do not not again, I'm going to the car
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  Speaker 3: LOOGGI save me who eliminating anyone in this room. Who
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  Speaker 3: is your favorite author?
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  Speaker 4: Okay o easy?
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  Speaker 12: I would like to honorly mention Maurice Sendeks, the guy
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  Speaker 12: who did Where the Wild Things.
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  Speaker 6: Are one of the earliest books I can ever remember.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just because that was that was the book that
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  Speaker 4: I was read to as a child.
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  Speaker 1: So it was my favorite book.
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  Speaker 4: However, the author that probably had the most impact on
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  Speaker 4: everything I do today would be J. R. O.
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  Speaker 13: Toki.
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  Speaker 4: His works A Hobbit, Uh, Lord of the Rings. You know,
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  Speaker 4: you can't beat it. It's it's true blue fantasy adventure
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  Speaker 4: and it inspires everything to do with dungeons dragons today
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  Speaker 4: so much more. I was going to say HP Lovecraft,
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  Speaker 4: but he was a racist though towards the end they
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  Speaker 4: say he was, but it's kind of a separating the
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  Speaker 4: artist from the arts situation.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, yeah, and Tolkien is I don't mean this in
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  Speaker 6: a that's an easy answer kind of way, but he
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  Speaker 6: is like one of the Elvis or Beatles kind of
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  Speaker 6: you know, you talk to a band and who are
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  Speaker 6: their influences.
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  Speaker 12: And it's really cool. Like he served in the military
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  Speaker 12: to Ring Old One. He fought in the song stuff
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  Speaker 12: you wouldn't think about.
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  Speaker 3: He drove Andrea the Giant to school. Yeah, like what, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's real, that's real.
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  Speaker 6: That's driving.
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  Speaker 3: He absolutely like Andre the Giant was a neighbor of
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  Speaker 3: of of Darr Tolkien growing up.
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  Speaker 1: Pickup, no one.
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  Speaker 6: Knowing how old token was. How was he a sixty
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  Speaker 6: five year old man driving.
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  Speaker 3: Must have been a nine year old school. Now I
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  Speaker 3: have questions that's that's absolutely true or at least run
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  Speaker 3: on the internet. So it's true, that can make it,
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  Speaker 3: but it seems to be backed up enough that I've
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  Speaker 3: assumed it is actually true. But anyway, in either case,
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  Speaker 3: so let's get to our game, shall we. Yeah, our
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  Speaker 3: frisk game is called being errand. I have five pairs.
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  Speaker 6: Of facts of the door for you to your car.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna err in anybody right here, all right, so.
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  Speaker 14: Here you walk out the door, say here, that's where
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  Speaker 14: he was going to go, specifically your car.
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  Speaker 1: Your car has already been to explain.
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  Speaker 3: I have a list of five pairs of facts about authors.
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  Speaker 3: All you have to do is tell me which one
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  Speaker 3: is true to get a point. However, at least once
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  Speaker 3: during the game, both will be true. This is called
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  Speaker 3: being errand. If you successfully guess that you are being errand,
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  Speaker 3: you will get double points. The team with the most
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  Speaker 3: points at the end of the five pairs wins the
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  Speaker 3: game and earns one episode point. So you will discuss
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  Speaker 3: and decide as a team cool which way you want
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  Speaker 3: to go, and then the other team will discuss and
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  Speaker 3: decide which way they want to go, and then we'll
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  Speaker 3: switch back and forth as we go. So let's get
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  Speaker 3: to our first pair of facts.
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  Speaker 6: Just for the record, I was way off on what was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I completely understand. That's a whole other thing, that's all.
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  Speaker 3: I think. We haven't come up with a being Augie
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  Speaker 3: game yet, but I'm working on yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, So I'm about to get agi.
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  Speaker 3: You are honesty.
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  Speaker 1: We might win.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get to our first pair of facts. A Maya
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  Speaker 3: Angelou rents a specific room to write in and doesn't
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  Speaker 3: allow housekeeping to change anything in it.
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  Speaker 5: Or B.
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  Speaker 3: Jack Kerouac always wrote by candlelight and blew it out
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  Speaker 3: when he was done writing. Christy and Steve, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: start with you guys first.
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  Speaker 10: I don't think he blew it out when he was
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  Speaker 10: done writing. I think he waited for it to burn out.
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  Speaker 10: Then he stopped writing because he had his time limit.
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  Speaker 10: I could be wrong, but I think that's where the
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  Speaker 10: screw up is. I think that one's not right.
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  Speaker 7: I love this idea, so we want.
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  Speaker 2: To go with it.
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  Speaker 15: All.
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  Speaker 1: We're the choices again. Is we want to write one correct?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, either one or of the other is true, or
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  Speaker 3: both are true.
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  Speaker 1: The one let's go with that. Now.
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  Speaker 4: If I'm wrong, you're picking the rest of the answers
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  Speaker 4: to the rest of this game.
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  Speaker 7: We can we can be equally wrong.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, it's gonna be okay, Mike, And what do you think?
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  Speaker 4: What were they again?
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  Speaker 3: May Angelou rents a specific room to write in and
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  Speaker 3: doesn't allow housekeeping to change anything in it? Or Jack
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  Speaker 3: Kerouac always wrote by candlelight and blew it out when
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  Speaker 3: he was done writing.
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  Speaker 6: Is it entirely possible we're being err off the bat?
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  Speaker 4: There is a possibility.
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  Speaker 6: See I I've unfortunately pre thought this and I did
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  Speaker 6: not want to blow my errand wad on the first question.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the funny thing is it's unlimited.
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  Speaker 13: You could.
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  Speaker 6: Can I say I'm being errand every single time?
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  Speaker 1: If you think it is.
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  Speaker 3: Oators ear, I will real I've said this on previous episodes.
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  Speaker 3: When I set this up, I use random dot org
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  Speaker 3: to just side how many times I will errand something
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  Speaker 3: you know in the game, So it could be even
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  Speaker 3: all five times you don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I think we're so yeah, because my Angelou would not
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  Speaker 6: want the mood or the mindset to change, and Caroac
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  Speaker 6: was on so many drugs he probably didn't know that
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  Speaker 6: there was one candle or twenty.
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  Speaker 4: He could have been blowing out a candle because he's
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  Speaker 4: been doing anything else.
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  Speaker 6: In there, trying to blow the room on fire out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think, okay, I agree, So Chrissy and Stevie
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  Speaker 3: go with option A, and U and Mike and Oggie
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  Speaker 3: think that they're being errand And the fact of the
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  Speaker 3: matter is you were being errand. They are both true.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely it's true.
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  Speaker 4: So Mike and listen.
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  Speaker 3: There's plenty more. There's plenty more pairs of the facts
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  Speaker 3: to go, and this time Mike and AI, you guys
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  Speaker 3: will go first. Fact A. Dan Brown strapped on gravity
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  Speaker 3: boots and hung upside down to help focus on his writing,
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  Speaker 3: or be Anthony Burgess would write descriptions of dull things
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  Speaker 3: by picking a page in the dictionary and using every
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  Speaker 3: word on that page.
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  Speaker 4: See this is that one's a bit more.
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  Speaker 6: Believe the fact that I'm not a huge reader. Forgive
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  Speaker 6: me is gonna screw me, Dan Brown. If you told
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  Speaker 6: me that he dragged his face across his keyboard to write,
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  Speaker 6: I would believe that I'm not familiar with And the
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  Speaker 6: other guy I don't know, Dan Brown is like angels
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  Speaker 6: and demons. I believe.
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  Speaker 4: That thing when you do hang himself upside down. I
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  Speaker 4: think that with gravity boots hanging himself upside down, he
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  Speaker 4: came up with the Da Vinci Code of how to.
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  Speaker 6: It depends on whether he could afford gravity Boots. But
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  Speaker 6: I would defer to you and this one, Stevie, because
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  Speaker 6: I am I am.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I know.
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  Speaker 6: That is.
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  Speaker 4: I know we did the.
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  Speaker 6: The word hair is, but is very similar.
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  Speaker 15: Right, my mistake was shaving. I think I should I
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  Speaker 15: defer to you. So I'm thinking, you know, I'm thinking
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  Speaker 15: it's the second one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking's you're thinking b Now, yeah, you were thinking,
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  Speaker 3: so you think Anthony Burgess.
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  Speaker 6: Second, that's more of a processed thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And Dan Brown, just like eating his neighbor's cat before
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  Speaker 6: he started writing, is as plausible to me as the
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  Speaker 6: gravity boots.
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  Speaker 3: You're going with me? Yeah, he's going with me. Chrissy
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  Speaker 3: and Stevie, what do you guys think?
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  Speaker 1: Any insight?
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  Speaker 7: I got nothing on this one.
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  Speaker 5: So do we do we just want to be obstinate
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  Speaker 5: and go A or do we want to Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Stick it to the man.
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  Speaker 3: You're going with? Okay, Mike and Augie. I think it's B,
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  Speaker 3: and Christy and Stevie think it's A. And the fact
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  Speaker 3: of the matter is, guys, you were being errand again
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  Speaker 3: are you? These are both true.
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  Speaker 6: They're both fail too.
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  Speaker 3: So no points to anyone on that one. And Christian STEVEE,
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  Speaker 3: you'll go first on our third set effects, I'll take
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  Speaker 3: a draw. Here's here's fact number one. Fact A. Truman
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  Speaker 3: Capoti wrote lying down and mostly in the nude or
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  Speaker 3: or B. John Cheever wrote nearly everything in his boxer shorts.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know who that is, but A sounds sounds real? Yeah, yeah, okay?
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  Speaker 5: What what are the chances that he's trying to err
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  Speaker 5: in us continuously?
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  Speaker 4: Random?
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  Speaker 1: There's the right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are five.
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  Speaker 4: Happened once, it was like four times or some craps
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  Speaker 4: it did happen once.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be is it?
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  Speaker 3: Is it? Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Is it cheating for us to ask an example of
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  Speaker 6: what somebody may have written, so that in case we recognize.
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  Speaker 3: That you can ask. But I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: You really don't know in this case, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know what if I don't know that familiar Truman
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  Speaker 3: Capodi is more familiar. But I can only name I.
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  Speaker 1: Think one actor, not.
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  Speaker 3: Don Cheatle John Cheever.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that John Belushi?
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  Speaker 11: Right?
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  Speaker 4: No, brother, that's his artist's name, John. I think we're
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  Speaker 4: gonna go.
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  Speaker 3: With Okay, you've gone with A Mike and Augie please,
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  Speaker 3: But love of God, it could go either way.
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  Speaker 6: I think I know ways you think so.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I was there, you were there, he was
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  Speaker 3: watching naked.
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  Speaker 6: He wasn't the only one.
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  Speaker 3: He had audience room project.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, okay, if you think A, probably.
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  Speaker 6: I know A has got to be true. I just
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  Speaker 6: don't know if I'm getting eron all right?
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  Speaker 10: Well, I think you would know after getting errand twice,
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  Speaker 10: But you really don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It just happens.
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  Speaker 6: That's the amazing part about being eron.
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden you are.
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  Speaker 6: It's really a forensic you know, a forensic thing to
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  Speaker 6: figure out exactly how you got aran.
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  Speaker 4: In the process. Man, it's only fast, tensed.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how to take any of this here,
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  Speaker 3: do we? All right? So Chrissy and CV say A
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  Speaker 3: and Mike and also say A and congratulations. Finally you've
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  Speaker 3: been fooled a third time. You've been errand. These are both.
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  Speaker 1: This is not right.
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  Speaker 6: So if if we picked one then we at least
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  Speaker 6: get a point, right.
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  Speaker 3: You know, if you're being Aaron, you'd get nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You get absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 4: You're the only one to get satisfaction.
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  Speaker 6: That is that that track.
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  Speaker 3: Jesus, Like Mike and Augie, you will go first on
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  Speaker 3: this next set of ants.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, a Aaron Sorkin acts out his dialogue in
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  Speaker 3: a mirror and once nearly knocked himself out by headbutting
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  Speaker 3: it or b Stephen King wrote his early novels on
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: large amounts of drugs and alcohol and doesn't remember writing
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: large chunks of gujo.
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, crazy, yeah, I was thinking that that was quick.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: You don't stick with that, that's what Okay, you think
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: you're being a CHRISTI and Stevie, what do you think
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: we're you're both okay? You just copy watch well, both
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: teams I think they are being errand And finally, finally
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: you're both right. It's two points of each team. You
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: were errand four times in a row.
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Boys, So me asking you if you could get times
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: could be?
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Could it be a fifth time? We're gonna find us.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Here's our fifth and final set of options. Final, and
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: we're just starting with Christian Stevie it's my last chance
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: to airing.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: You give me my home address, you can erin me
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: and Ali can watch.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Christian Stevie fact A respond with that
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: in my car.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Fact Hey, we need you to drive him there, friend.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Watch to fresh novelist honor to Baalzac, Oh.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Grow, please don't make me be the voice of reason.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're not even gonna get through this. French
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: novelist to Baalzac drank fifty cups of coffee a day
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: or Hunter s. Thompson wrote most of Your and Loathing
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: in Las Vegas, just outside the city of Nevada, desert
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: outdoors at night with a shotgun.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, camping Errand you think, really, Chris Kim does it?
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: French people drink.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: The fun out of coffee and Hunter s Thompson with
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: batshit crazy the authors.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I'm noticing that.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I appreciate you giving your answer ahead of time.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry that was in a consulting advisory capacity.
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: At the same time, I mean like, I feel like
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: at this point, you know, we all just.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Gang up on it.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can win.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: For me, it's the conundrum of could I really be
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: getting errand?
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: Five times?
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Could one man be this fortunate.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: If we get way to find out, tune in next week.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Please give me an answer.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: The first one was the balls that guy did? What
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: fifty coffee?
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: Especially, I've said no sane person ever exactly.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I think.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: That is true. Are we talking espresso?
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: But he is a French, He's a French novelist, so
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: it's arguably worse.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: No way add Morphed into a hummingbird.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I'm writing every day.
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: I don't know. Second one I believe, so I think
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: I believe the second one. There's part of me that
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: wants to be amused. If it's you know, five errands
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: in a row seems successive.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at that point he's over compensated, right, wow, bravo
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: r B.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Sorry not purpose five.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Tired guys, if I understand correct, Well, it depends on
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: how much of a refraction period there is. Chrissy and Stevie,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Christy and steviee go Ba because he's dead, Stevie goes B,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Mike and Aggie consulted with I agree, it's kind of
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: consulted at the very started. I do agree with you.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: It's just like I'm saying, you get for a fifth time.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Probability is bullshit and.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: He's there may be fisticuffs' you know tiny words, man,
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: I just wouldn't put it past through the air and
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: me five times in a row.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it seems like something ul.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Currently some days I just errand all over the place.
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: That's flad person.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: You know you could just eat a bolls here?
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: Do you have to hydrate a lot? I need a
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: drink that vodka.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Is Have the two of you come to a consensus.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Yes, I think we're being being errand.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Okay, so Christian Cev picked b and Mike Knogie pick
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: being errand and the correct answer is a French novelist
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: the balls that Drake fifty comes with coffee a day,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: The hundress tops and story is false. I made it up.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: A lot.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: At the end of our game, like Christy and Stevie
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: have two points, but Mike and you have four points.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: They have won this game. We are episode well done, gentlemen. However,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Christian and Stevie are not out of it by any means.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Game two is worth two episode points and we are
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: going to play that game right after this.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Hey, which episode is it?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Well, you'll find out when we watch it. But pay attention.
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: You better pay attention because Aaron makes a really good quiz.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll bring my notebook.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Hey you you over there, Yeah, come listen too.
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  Speaker 4: You can join us on the Luni.
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: Abby will bring the cheesecake.
• 24:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah, get in a carm on more outer cheesecake.
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  Speaker 7: Part of the Odd PUDs media Network.
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: Hey, if you're in the Western New York area and
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• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Hey, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game two
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: is gonna be Pitch Me Baby one more time. I
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: have a simple situation. It's going to allow our players
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: to make a pitch to me of some kind. And
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: for this one, guys, I am fascinated by genre switching.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: For those who don't know, my first novel was a
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: sci fi thriller, my second is a fantasy adventure. My
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: third is gonna be a murder mystery. Thank you very kindly.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: And they're all in the same series. Am I crazy? Yes?
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna stop. So I wonder what other
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: authors could do. I wonder what other authors could do
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: if they jumped ship. So I want each of our
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: players to pitch me a novel written by an author
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: who is not known for writing in that genre and
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: convince me that it will not only work but be
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: a great book. The best pitch wins and gets two
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: episode points for their team. Christy and Steve, you guys
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: lost last game. So you have the choice. Do you
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: want to go first or you want to make Mike
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: and Augie go first?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: I'm ready?
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: You're ready.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: I'm ready for this.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Right, it's frank, but like, Okay, I'm not going to
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: be the greatest, but I'm done. Do you want to
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: go first?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: I'll do it Google all right, of the two of you,
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing Christy, you want to go first. Let's do
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: this thing.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: So Stephen King, Yes, fantastic cor author, But what I
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: really think he really wanted to get into is was
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: period pieces.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Oh so.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: What I would like to do and like to see
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: happen here is I want to see a rewriting of
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Stephen King's It, but I want to set as a
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: romantic period piece.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: In colonial New England, because you.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Know, Steve.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: He already sees my vision on this one.
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: Because because seriously, he just.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: People are passing notes, but they.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: That's fine, it's fine.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: So I mean, like everyone sees Penny Wise as as
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: a monster, but he just wants love and they don't understand.
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: These Puritans them, they don't get it.
• 27:33
  Speaker 13: This is amazing.
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: So that's okay, that's that's what I got for it,
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: And I am Stevie. I couldn't ask for a better audience.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: That was brilliant. Holy crab. Yes my god, all right, Stevie,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: the costume right away. I'm like, I know exactly where
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you're going. This is the best.
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: Just a sweet sweet boy.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, ready for mind everybody?
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, excited?
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: From the Genius Minds of From the From the Genius
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: mind of UK author Martin Hanford and partnership with Entertainment
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: Rights Group, we give you the novel He's right here,
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: a Where's Waldo prequel?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: God damn it.
• 28:36
  Speaker 9: We get to see this man's origin. Where did he
• 28:39
  Speaker 9: get that hat? Spoilers his dear mama. We read the
• 28:45
  Speaker 9: stories of Waldo collecting all his signature all while traveling
• 28:49
  Speaker 9: the world. The twist is he's being pursued by a
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: gang of hooligans trying to steal his precious cane, which
• 28:58
  Speaker 9: has something the hooligans want style. It's a UK beat
• 29:04
  Speaker 9: him up story.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: I would buy the ship. My god, I was going
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: to ask why he's on the run, and you answered
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: that so amazing. Wow, I think we should just let
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: him win right now?
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Well, I I still want to hear what you Yeah, Mike,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Mike and Augie, it's your turn. Which of you wants
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: to go first?
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: I am going to forego my uh my idea of
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: a JK. Rowling how to be a successful transperson today's world,
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: how to book.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Bam and uh I approve.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: I I kind of am fudging the rules a little bit.
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: But this would be a children's children's book, okay, so
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: not a novel, So screw you and your your rules.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: That's fine. Basically, that's fine.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: So Cormick Cormick McCarthy's children book, children's book, Oh my god,
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: so like the boy. The boy was raised by an
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: abusive father. Oh god. The mother left when he was five.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: He ventured to the park across the street, and he
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: found another person and then hilarity ensues.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's pretty damn good yourself, sir. Wow, Wow,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: I'm just getting gold from all sides. This is gonna
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: be harder than I thought.
• 30:42
  Speaker 13: It was gonna be.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: But Ogie, can you make it any easier on me? Maybe?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 30:47
  Speaker 12: So I'm gonna ramble off a blurb that would you
• 30:50
  Speaker 12: see on the back of this side of novel novels.
• 30:53
  Speaker 12: It'll be j R R tokens lower the rings in
• 30:57
  Speaker 12: the style of noirh Okay, okay, so the blurb would
• 31:03
  Speaker 12: go as a calm, cool and collected detective Gandalf was
• 31:07
  Speaker 12: given a stolen items case by a haughty dame who
• 31:11
  Speaker 12: walked into his office, Galadriel. He must join forces with
• 31:15
  Speaker 12: Roto and his friends as they make their way across
• 31:17
  Speaker 12: the town to return the ring to a frightened place,
• 31:21
  Speaker 12: dodging or gangsters, ring wraith, gum shoes, and kept yourselves
• 31:28
  Speaker 12: guaranteed action, suspense, and romance over three novel sets about
• 31:32
  Speaker 12: one ring.
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: My God, this chick had golden hair, the wooden stuff.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: She gave me a lock of it.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: But it was it was the point of years that
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: really really set me up. I took a long drag
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: on my pipe, I moved my feet off the hobbit
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: serving as a foot rest.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is so hard.
• 31:58
  Speaker 9: Master.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: You guys all did great. I love all of these pitches.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: They're fantastic.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: It was better than I thought it would. Honestly, yeah,
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: I was worried that it sounded better in my head.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: Was really good.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: I gave a told me that there was a something
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: rising in the North.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: I can't vote based on quality because if I were
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: a CEO, if I were a books CEO, and you
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: guys pitched these to me, I'd want to green light
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: all of them. They are all phenomenal pitches. I love
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: them all. So I'm gonna go with the one, the
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: one that surprised me the most, and that's the weirdest
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Waldough prequel. I genuinely was not expecting that. I thought
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: it was brilliant, and I genuinely want to read.
• 33:01
  Speaker 10: I thought that.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: I thought that was such a funny idea, and it
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: was such a good like, and I would genuinely want
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: to read that, like I think it could be you,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: But I to be fair, I want to read all
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: of the they're fantastic ideas.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: Were you the Federal Bureau agent that was searching for
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Walda the whole time.
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: To save them.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: So absolutely incredible work from all of you. That was
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: phenomenal well done. But that's gonna have two points to
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Christy and Stevie. They are currently leading two to one.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: The final game is worth three points, so it's going
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: to decide it. There will be no ties and we'll
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: see which team is going to come out on top.
• 33:56
  Speaker 13: Right after this, Hey, Jeff, what are we doing?
• 34:08
  Speaker 11: Why are you whispering?
• 34:09
  Speaker 13: Because all of our devices are constantly listening to us.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Unless we take massive efforts to protect our online privacy,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: all the details of our lives will be in the
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: hands of mega corporations.
• 34:18
  Speaker 11: Okay, sure, but this is the promo for our podcast.
• 34:21
  Speaker 11: We need people to be able to hear us this time.
• 34:24
  Speaker 11: Why do we need a promo? Oh funny you should ask.
• 34:27
  Speaker 11: We're now members of the Odd Pods media network.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: Are they one of those global conglomerates.
• 34:32
  Speaker 11: No, they're just a really awesome podcast network full of
• 34:34
  Speaker 11: great shows like ours.
• 34:36
  Speaker 13: Well, is there anything specific we need to say?
• 34:38
  Speaker 11: We should probably tell them what our podcast is about.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's about how the algorithm shapes our lives and
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: how tech companies profit off our personal information. We dabble
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: in tech conspiracy theories, and talk about how billionaires are
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: all buttholes.
• 34:50
  Speaker 11: I don't think we should say buttholes.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: In the promo, eh, but we already did twice.
• 34:56
  Speaker 11: Join us every other Monday for new episodes of suggested
• 34:59
  Speaker 11: articles a podcast.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Hey man, welcome back. It's sign for game three. Game
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: three is called Slanderball. This is a new game. It's
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: a legally distinct game from any game you might have played.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: I'm going to read out a fact about an author
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: with the salient detail left out. Each player will write
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: a detail to fill in the fact. They will be
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: mixed and shuffled with the correct detail, and then I'll
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: read them all out. The players are then gonna vote
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: on which detail they think is correct. Players will get
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: a point for every vote that their answer gets, but
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: they'll get two points if they correctly vote on the
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: exact answer. The team with the most points after all
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: five facts wins the game and earns three episode points.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Now you too, at least know your stuff. There's a
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: possibility you might actually know the answer to these, but
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you if you do, you don't get
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: points for writing the correct answer down, So instead write
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: an answer that you think is believable that someone else
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: might vote for instead, and just vote for the correct
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: answer when it's your turn. All right, yeah, so it's
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: to keep it simple basically. However, that said, if two
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: of you managed to think alike and riind up writing
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: the same thing, then I'm only going to read for
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: and if anyone votes for the answer that have doubled up,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: you'll both get.
• 36:24
  Speaker 11: Points for it.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Oh cool, just to be fair. Okay, all right, if
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: you guys are ready, get ready to write. Yes, here
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: is your first fact. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was good
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: friends with Blank. Go ahead and write down a false fact.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Take all your answers. Thank you very much. This is cool.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I've never played this type of game before.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Neither never ever, never have I ever ever ever.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: I'd be really quiet during that game.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, so our first answer. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: good friends with Harry Houdini. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: good friends with Conan the Barbarian. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: was good friends with his dog.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: That's adorable.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was good friends with Fozzy Bear.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was good friends with Christopher.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Lee, the actor or the skater?
• 37:57
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 37:58
  Speaker 13: Both?
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: I think really did some skating. I know, I assume
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: that means the actor. I'm not gonna say whether that's
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: the correct answer or not. So we'll go around the table.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: We'll start with Mike. Mike, which answer do you want
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: to vote for?
• 38:14
  Speaker 6: Well, for sentimental reasons, his dog? His dog?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 38:20
  Speaker 15: Uh?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Stevie, uh? Who what answer do you want to vote for?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Who do you think was Sir Doyle's good friend?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: I get it.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: No, it's you're looking for the right answer.
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: Yes, Oh, I'm going to say if it's a dog,
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: somebody else's.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with what was the last one?
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Christopher Lee?
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll go Chris okay, count that's the one.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Gonna say, Harry Whodini okay, And.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Augie, we can choose the same answer to someone else.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you absolutely can't.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: I'm honestly thinking it's christ Chris really?
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: So Chris really? Chris really got two votes? Who wrote
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: that answer?
• 39:12
  Speaker 6: I did?
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: Mike gets two points? His dog got one vote, but
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: that was also incorrect. Who wrote his dog? Chris?
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: He did?
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: And finally, the correct answer Harry Houdini, which means Christy
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: gets two more points.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, so Harry interesting.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was good friends with Harry Houdini
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: his life.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: Who who factually knew that? But I thought you did
• 39:42
  Speaker 6: the dog?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: She wrote the dog? I told you you know the
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: correct answer.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: There?
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I still Harry, so going to be among them.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: We just answers.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: You have to make convincing enough for other people to vote.
• 39:55
  Speaker 11: Here.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, he slips in the real answer that should match
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: up with the rest. I was an idiot and wrote
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Fozzy bear something more religious.
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: I didn't think I was gonna get anything out of
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: his dog, but.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I can't believe know you guys chose the Barbari.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: All right, let's move on to our second one. Daniel
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Dafoe once tried to sell a perfume made from blank.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Daniel Dafoe once tried to sell a perfume made from blank.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Take this all right? Thank you, thank you, thank you,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: thank you.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: This game is kind of neat.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 40:55
  Speaker 10: I don't feel as much pressure because, like I get
• 40:58
  Speaker 10: to take my time and write a word.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: I want to know when this lander's gonna start right, Well,
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: I mean the slanders are the false things that you
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: guys are all saying.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: So anyway, let's find out all right, So here are
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: the five possible answers. Daniel Dafoe once tried to market
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: a perfume made from whale ambergris okay uh. Daniel Defoe
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: once tried to market a perfume made from secretions from
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: cat butts. Daniel Dafoe once tried to market a few
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: perfume made from cat fox piss. Sorry I had cats
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: on the brain. Fox piss was the answer. Daniel Dafoe
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: once tried to market a perfume made from whale seamen
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh. And Daniel Dafoe once tried to market
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: a perfume made from cat urine.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: So there's really just two answers.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: There are five different answers, but it's all various bodily
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: fluids from whales, cats, or foxes specifically those. So this
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: time we're going to start with Stevie. Stevie, which one
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: of those answers do you want to vote for? Which
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: do you think is the correct answer? The first one
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: the well, while ambergris yeah, one okay? One vote from
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: whale Amber Chrissy, I'm actually with Stevie. You're going to
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: whale Ambergriss. Okay, Augie, what was the fox one, fox piss?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I think it was fox piss, Fox piss, And finally
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Mike welcome, whales.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Semen, Yes, welcome, it's called welcome, so.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: So well, that is one vote for the incorrect answer
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: whale seaman who wrote that it's a point. There's one
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: vote for the incorrect answer fox piss who wrote that.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: Point it was just out there, just enough.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: And finally two votes for whale ambergris also incorrect who
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: wrote that down and nobody got the correct answer. Secretions
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: from cat butts.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Daniel Defoe once tried to sell a perfume made from
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: secretions from cats.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: So park was about.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: This guy, Daniel, Daniel did it.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: The green goblin throwing from face looks like that because
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: he kept all right.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Let's move on to our third. James Joyce suffered from
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: a deep phobia of blank. James Joyce suffered from a
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: deep phobia of blank. All right, get almost all of them?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I got all right. I had to find a
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: proper word.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, it is super attempting just to.
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: Fill up the rest of these lips.
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: Five times in a row like.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Dephobia. All right, getting here's our first. James Joyce suffered
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: from a deep phobia of giant peaches. James Joyce suffered
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: from a deep phobia of bird song. James Joyce suffered
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: from a deep phobia of thunder and lightning. James Joyce
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: suffered from a deep phobia of the number thirteen. Or
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: James Joyce suffered from a deep phobia of englishmen. And
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: this time we'll start with Chrissy, which one of those
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: answers do you want to vote for?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: A more difficult those are good?
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: I must say thunder and lightning.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Thunder and lightning, says Chrissy Oggie.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: What was the second last one?
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Fuck? Second to last one? That was the first one?
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: Second last one was the number thirteen? Is that one
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: votes for the number thirteen? Okay, Mike, which one are
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: you voting for?
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: Well, it was going to go for thunder and lightning,
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: but then she shows that, then what's going to go
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: for the number thirteen?
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: You can pick an answer else you really believe it's
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: right on the point. But you might be giving a
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: lot of points to someone else. So it's up to
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: you how you want to play.
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with thunder and lightning.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Thunder and lightning it is. And finally, Stevie, it all
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: goes down to me.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Actually, I think all was on the right track with
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: the number thirty.
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: With the number three, you didn't just so I did.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: No, I went with under.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: So we have two votes for the number thirteen. We
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: have two votes for thunder and lightning. So we'll start
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: with the number thirteen. That was incorrect. Who wrote that, Chrissy,
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: and gets two more points for two votes, But you
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: two voted for thunder and lightning and that is the
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: correct answer. So it's another two points to Chris and
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: two more points to.
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: You.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Guys are killing side of the tables, kicking.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: With under a lightning. Fear of that is pretty common,
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: is it?
• 46:52
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. The only reason why I was thinking the number
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: is because people are suspicious too.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: It's called triska decophobia.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you're scared.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: You just said number thirteen and honestly you were like,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I am sorry.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: Tris gets here the fact that these guys believe so
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: much money.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: We got to talk.
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, fair enough.
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: I've always believed everything a woman told me, no matter
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: what it was.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: They said. All right, so this one is a first.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: This one is a two fur. There are two blanks.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: So when you write your fact down, write the first
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: word for the first blank and your second word for
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: the second blank. All right, do you have our pieces
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: of paper? No, same piece of paper. Just just put
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: a comma between so I know. Okay, ready, Yeah, here
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: is your fact. Agatha Christie would come up with plots
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: by eating blank in a blank? Which one was that
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Agatha Christie would come she was the mystery writer. She
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: would come up with plots by eating blank in a blank.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, you're welcome.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: If you're polite, give you extra points. Sometimes I want
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: the extra points.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not really polite. Or no, you didn't hear that part.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, that's what it is. It's advanced mooching. Okay. So
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Agatha Christie would come up with plots by eating Swedish
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: meatballs in ikea. Yeah, Agatha Christie would come up with
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: plots by eating biscuits in a closet.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Agatha Christie would come up with plots by eating apples
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: in a bathtub. Aga the Chris, you would come up
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: with the plots by eating red cookie do raw cookie
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: dough in a dumpster or agona Christy would come up
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: with the plots by eating nuts in an urn.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm afraid you may have to read those again.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: I cannot yet.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: It is Augie's turned to vote first.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking it was apples in the bathtub.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Apples in a bathtub. Okay, that seems just.
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know, Mike, I gotta go with apples in
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: a bathtub.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, apples in a bathtub.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Stevie not going with that one.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: What were they again?
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Nuts in an urn, apples in a bathtub? Uh, raw
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: cookie dough in the dumpster, Apples and a bathtub already
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: went over, Swedish meatballs in ikea and biscuits.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: In a closet, biscuits in a closet.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Eating biscuits in the closet.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: And finally, Chrissy, Okay, I'm going.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Against instinct on this one.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say nuts in an urn, nuts in an urn?
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, nuts in an urn is incorrect? Who wrote that?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I did?
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Stevie gets a point? Well done, so Steve, you voted
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: for biscuits in a closet that was also incorrect. Who
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: wrote that one?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: That would be met good word with biscuits? Due, that's
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: what got me.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: And finally you two voted for apples in a bathtub
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: and that's the correct answer, So two points each of you.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: It's just something about it. It seems kind of profound
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: enough where somebody would do that.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: All right, here's our last slander bull and.
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: Nice thing about Christie. She can't come after you legally.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Her estate might, depending on how bad.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: Kicker, then be applied to wish my reputation.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: She said that herself in an interview, so that's on her.
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: I guess was it on the internet, But you know what,
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: that's fair, that's fair.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Well anyway, here's our last fact in your last chance
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: to get points before I count everything up.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Eugene O'Neill was born in and died in.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: Blank.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Eugene O'Neill was born in and died in blank.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 51:56
  Speaker 11: Thank you you how?
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: And you're good at this?
• 52:05
  Speaker 15: Yeah?
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Everybody really very good at this.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: Random whole lot.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: All right. All right, so here, Olympics, here are the facts,
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: or at least the facts that you guys have put
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: down Eugene O'Neil was born in and died in a
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: hotel room. Oh ship, that's Eugene O'Neil was born in
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: and died in a bathtub. Eugene O'Neil was born in
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: and died in Indiana.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Gene O'Neil was born in and died in a hospital.
• 52:49
  Speaker 11: Mm hmm.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: And finally you need Eugene O'Neil was born in and
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: died in Ohio.
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: It was one of those moments where I really wish
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: I knew who you O'Neil.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no idea in state they wrote in you are
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: first to vote.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: See what he picks versus the errge reaction.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: Because Indiana and Ohio are essentially fifty to fifty for
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: being right, I'm gonna go with a bathtub.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Bathtub, All right, Stevie, you're next, oh Man, hotel room,
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: hotel room. Chrissy also going with the hotel room, Augie, Indiana.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: Okay, nobody chose me.
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: We'll start. We'll start with Indiana. That's incorrect. Who wrote that,
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Chrissy did Chrissy Michael's answer, You voted for the bathtub tub?
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Who wrote that that's incorrect. Stevie wrote, that gets that point.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Stevie and Chrissy, you both voted for a hotel room
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: and that's correct.
• 54:03
  Speaker 10: So two.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: And that, as they say, is the game.
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: Chrissy is lapping me.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I wrote, Ohio, with.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Fifteen combined points to twelve, our winners are Chrissy and Stevie. Congratulations,
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: you have won this game and you have won the
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: episode five points to one. Well, that hurts you say that, Sorry,
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: you did very well. It's yeah, this has been an
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: outstanding episode. You had the second highest amount of points
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: behind Chrissy. She had eleven, you had nine. But it
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: was very well done. Yeah.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I could be delayed for that one.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: We are the anchors of these ships.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean what would have been funny is if
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: you'd voted for a hotel room instead of in Vienna,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: she would have lost the point. You would have gained two.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: So it's been a tie.
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, your wife and what's that bare knuckle boxing?
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: After swords?
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: It dawn, everybody get around the floor.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Page I would like to take a second to talk
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: about Turning of the Bones and other stories by Mike
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: x Welch. I loved this book I usually like short stories,
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: but you have a You have such a gift for
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: turning like historical and cultural facts into these stories that
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: make them just immensely fascinating. But I think I've told
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: you that my favorite was tues.
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: Mondays Tuesdays with Moran Darth. Tuesdays with Moran Darth does
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: a play on Tuesdays with Morty.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you, if you read nothing else in this
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: if you, if nothing else, encourages you to check out
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: this book. Tuesdays with More and Darth was so so good.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: It was my favorite story in this book. I liked
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: them all for different reasons, but Tuesdays with More and
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Darth I thought was so fascinating and so well written,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: and had a twist at the end that I didn't
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: see coming, and I loved it for that.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: It was so good.
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: Just as everybody knows. That's about a world famous writer,
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: and it's revealed that he has sold his soul to
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: a demon that resides in the barn of his main property.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: And he's been doing semi horrific things over the years
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: to keep his favor, and and he's trying, he's looking
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: for a way out of it, so to speak. But
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: it's it doesn't go where you think it does, and
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: it's still it's an immensely satisfying story. I really dug it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: I wanted to do something different and plug somebody else's
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: book for.
• 56:42
  Speaker 6: Once, so I would plug the hell out of both
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: Sain and Rica. That's very kind, is it, Rica? I'm
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: not correct.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: Rake.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: I've known Areca, so that's where I get that from.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: I enjoyed both immensely. I will say enjoyed Thane more
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: only because of genre preference, that's fair and radio Head references.
• 57:07
  Speaker 16: But I've got the hell yeah, that's a fantastic tattoo
• 57:16
  Speaker 16: when when I am king, you will be first against
• 57:18
  Speaker 16: the wall from Paranoid Android, which is referenced directly in Thine.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: I really really enjoyed that. And here's the thing. I
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: don't want to go too far off the rails. But
• 57:30
  Speaker 6: like first time authors and indie authors, we get a
• 57:34
  Speaker 6: lot of flack about quality about you know, people are
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: very reticent to pick up a book by somebody that's
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: not a known author. We have benefited both a lot
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: from being local authors. But I will say that it's
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: always a pleasure when I pick up a book by
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: somebody locally unknown, and especially their debut, and it just
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: gets out of the park. It's it's special, it's wonderful,
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: and that is what Aaron Randolph has done with fame.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: It's very kind of you.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: The second book proves.
• 58:08
  Speaker 13: It was not a fluke.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: That's also very kind thank you. I really enjoyed that
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: we were checking each other's dicks. But I want to
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: take a moment and also, Wie, I want to take
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: a moment. Second wife, Alie Well, which is also a
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: pretty talented author in her own right, I feel I
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: will be I will be honest here and I say
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: I'll say her first book is rougher than her later work.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: I definitely enjoyed the second book a lot more. The
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: second book, Drama Queen, is excellent.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: It does feel a bit more refined and it kind
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: of occupies a larger space.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It also tackles the subject that's it's
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: about an actress working in the theater and like her
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: first like everybody talks about like, you know, the really
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: low wrung story, but like she hit like all like
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: she very clearly has been involved in theater at some point.
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: Because she is an actress.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: She got the details spot on and I was just like,
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: this is so good.
• 59:10
  Speaker 11: It was.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: It was fantastic. And I also read the third book.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: I haven't gotten to the fourth one yet, but I
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: think that just came out.
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: It just came out Fall. Yeah, so I'm looking Her
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: first book, A Better Me, is more of a sort
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: of like a a thriller where somebody has to get
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: back their identity.
• 59:25
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: The second book, Drama Queen, is more of a murder
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: mystery set in the theater. Yes, Girl next Door is
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: very local. It's supposed to very Western New York, Western
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: New York. The creature feature aspect of it gets ramped
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: up a little bit in that book, but it's at
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: its heart it's kind of a who is doing the
• 59:47
  Speaker 6: nefarious things behind the scenes and then fallen. Her fourth
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: book is essentially what if Taylor Swift was the main
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: character and involved in this world? So it's set in
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: Los Angeles. It's a famous pop star who is kind
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: of sucked into this otherworldly madness. In Ali's series of books,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: which is called Masquerade, I could not be more proud
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 6: of her.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 16: She is.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 6: She's amazing, She's putting out one a year. She's just
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: a she's a very good author. I may have more
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: flourish for lack of a better way of putting it, like,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 6: get deeper into the.
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  Speaker 3: Special words, and you know, just you certainly get darker.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, But Ali is fantastic about keeping this the story
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  Speaker 6: and the threads and this world that she's built.
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  Speaker 3: And this is not the only like story. Turning of
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  Speaker 3: the Bones and Other Stories is not the only anthology
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  Speaker 3: you're in.
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  Speaker 13: If I understand correctly.
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  Speaker 6: I've done both. Ali and I are parts of Principles
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  Speaker 6: in Dusk Bound Books. That's Duskbound Books dot com. We
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  Speaker 6: are two of five principles, and we we're just a
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  Speaker 6: bunch of indie authors who abandoned together to help put
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  Speaker 6: out each other's works. The cover art, for example, on
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  Speaker 6: Turning of the Bones and Other Stories, is done by
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  Speaker 6: Caitline Platt, who is an amazing author in her own stead,
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  Speaker 6: but she does all of our covers, and there you know,
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  Speaker 6: the covers attract a lot of people to our books,
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  Speaker 6: particularly Passageways Mythos, which is a short story collection about
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  Speaker 6: retold fairy tales and myths. So in that one, I
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  Speaker 6: do the Three Bears if it was told by Quentin Tarantino. Nice, oh,
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  Speaker 6: God that was also in Turning of the Bones, but
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  Speaker 6: originally appeared in Mythos. Ali, for example, does historical fiction.
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  Speaker 6: She normally does contemporary urban fantasy. She did Hansel and
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  Speaker 6: Gretel if it was Deep South of the fifties, so she,
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  Speaker 6: you know, Allie's got Ali has more of a range
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  Speaker 6: than I. There's no two ways around that.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine. You each have your own flavor, which I
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  Speaker 3: kind of like, Chrissy, is there anything or anyone you'd
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  Speaker 3: like to plug your support in this moment?
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  Speaker 5: So I can't plug myself because, as we've already discussed,
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  Speaker 5: I don't exist.
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  Speaker 1: Imagination.
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  Speaker 3: She's thirteen ferrets in the trench coat, whereas Stevie's a
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  Speaker 3: lemur and a hoodie.
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  Speaker 6: What exist in ascar?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, sorry, you're a trash pande that's more accurate.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, go ahead, but if I could, I do want
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  Speaker 1: to plug two of my friends.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So my friend Holly Edwards, who owns Black City.
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  Speaker 3: Books, and she's one of the ones I would have
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  Speaker 3: invited down. But she's a squeamish I guess saw.
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  Speaker 6: She's a family woman. Yeah, and she's also very busy,
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  Speaker 6: very nice too. I don't know if she has the
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  Speaker 6: dark edge needed for this. Yes, Holly is amazing. She
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  Speaker 6: has been very supportive of both Alleys and my careers
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  Speaker 6: and very very wonderful to us. Yeah, plus she likes cats.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, Holly is just good for lock period.
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  Speaker 5: So so definitely go visit her at your earliest convenience.
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  Speaker 3: And also City Books.
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  Speaker 6: Lock City Books and the City Books in the building Downtown, Spacious, Tropical.
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  Speaker 5: Pett Cat read a book and also one of my
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  Speaker 5: best friends is also an author, and you can find
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  Speaker 5: her it is Kelly Maystar Kelly Maystar dot com. If
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  Speaker 5: you are into books with a strong female protagonist, I
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  Speaker 5: would highly recommend Hell Yeah nice.
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  Speaker 6: Is there any other kind of female protagonists though? Women? Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: women are all strong.
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  Speaker 3: I think I I've read at least one story with
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  Speaker 3: a weak female protectonist fair enough. I've certainly watched enough pornos.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, you know the strength that would be.
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  Speaker 3: Let's not do dive into that too much.
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  Speaker 4: You're fully say, already disabled. Take care of that for you.
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  Speaker 3: That is going to be in for this episode, damn it.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have socials?
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  Speaker 6: I have all sorts of socials. I'm usually Mike x
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  Speaker 6: Welch and my website is simply www dot mike x.
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  Speaker 6: That's X is an x ray Welch dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Chrissy, you have social.
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  Speaker 6: Fair enough, let's do fifteen.
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