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Free Magic _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _631(M4A_128K) · Drawn of History

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Good day, good week, holiday, Christmas. Merry Christmas to everyone
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: who is alive, I guess, at a good start, you know, because, yeah.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: And ghosts, I guess, if there's some ghost. Ghosts, I guess,
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: do they celebrate things like that? I guess they do. Yeah.
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: I wonder if it's fun celebrating something if you're a
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: ghost or not. Like, I wonder if you have a
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: lot of friends, if you're a ghost. Cause a lot
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: of times people see one ghost and be like, Oh,
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: we call it, you know, somebody saw this ghost or whatever.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: He was hiding behind a tree or something. He was
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: just being scared, you know, you know, like, Ooh, just
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: doing vowels or whatever. Just, Ooh, you know, but they
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: never like, Oh yeah, we saw some, some ghosts, some
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: dope ass ghosts. Um, That were just fucking bawling. That
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: were hooping or something. Or just like, yeah, we saw
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: some ghosts. They were vaping and laughing together. And maybe
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: splitting a brownie or something. Or just doing like something fun. Yeah,
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I never really thought about that. Yeah,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: so I don't, yeah. Anyway, doesn't matter. All that matters
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: is the spirit. The spirit of Christmas. That's what's going on.
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: right now. It's that time you hear the music. That's
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: what gets me into it. You know, they say it's
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Christmas and they say it's Christmas. Now, uh, a lot
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: of the, a lot of the radio channels now, it's
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: like very Latino, you know, it's like, um, They said
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: the newborn king. And then you'll have one. They said
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: the newborn king. That's what's up, bro. Last night we
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: let the liquor talk. But, yeah, I love the Christmas energy.
• 2:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I got to embrace. You know, see somebody
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: and you just give them a little hug. Or if
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: they don't like you to hug them, I'll do this sometimes.
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: I still take two hands, tap them on the shoulder
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: like that. Give them that little penguin hug, that little
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: perverted butterfly hug. Just pat, pat, pat, pat, pat, pat.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: Just let them. Some people don't like a damn hug.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: Some people don't like a hug. And sometimes I don't.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm a cactus. Sometimes I'm a cactus. don't touch me,
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: but sometimes I just want to, I just, I just
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: want a hug, I won't ask for a hug though,
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: that's who I am, I ain't no hoe, you feel me, oh, oh, oh, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I know Santa gets offended if you say I ain't
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: no hoe, because that's his thing, but yeah, you know,
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: I won't ask for a hug. I'll stand by you
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: and look like I need a hug or do some
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: shit or just do some shit like this, you know.
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: What's up? But I won't be the one to ask
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: for a hug. But I'll need a hug. But I
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: won't ask for a hug. Now I'll stand by you like,
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: you know, I'll loiter. I'll loiter right around your arms
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: and chest. but I won't ask for that hug, but
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: I need it, but I won't ask for it. So
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: that's kind of who I am. Let's listen to a
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: little music to get us in the spirit. And then
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: we're just going to get into some calls from you guys. Um,
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: and thank you so much. Uh, thank you so much for, uh,
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: just letting us be together right now. That's really nice.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: Here we go right here. This is, uh, some sounds
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  Speaker 1: we like to check out every year. And this is
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: Christmas Miracle by One Man Quartet. Mmm, that's nice. Mmm.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: What's happening, homes?
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: Mmm. Mmm.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: This is like nighttime kind of. There's a candle maybe.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: This is Santa. We're waiting for Santa. Everything's out and
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: the kids are asleep. This is kind of just the
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: ambiance that's in the energy downstairs if you sneak downstairs
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: and look at the tree. That was the most fun.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: That was the most fun as a kid was sneaking
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: down there and look, you'd be like, oh, is he
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: here yet? And you knew he wasn't there. It was
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: just like 1030 at night, the Christmas Eve. And you'd
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: go down there and my siblings would all like, we
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: had to come down the stairs and then go like
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: around the edge of the wall. And then you could
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: kind of see the living room and stuff. There was
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: still like a little dinner table, but then you could
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: see the living room. And yeah, that was, it was
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: just like, is he here? Did he come? And we
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: would all kind of like bottleneck at the bottom of
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: the stairs in our pajamas and shit. And we would like,
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: we would be like, dude, no, you're not going, you're
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: not going. And our sisters, they were little. So they
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: were like, fuck, you know, they didn't have any rights
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: or whatever at the time. Cause they were women also. And, um,
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: and so we had to, you're like, you're not going,
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: we'll tell you what we see, you know? And they're like,
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: tell us what you see. And then we'd sneak around.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: And then once we got around, my brother was older
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: than me, so then he took jurisdiction. But he also
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: had bad eyesight. He was born, I think he didn't have,
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: his levels in his eyes were off. He didn't have
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: enough water in his eyes or something. So he'd have
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: to fucking, he'd have to splash water in his fucking
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: eyes every 40 minutes so he could even get a
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: gander at anything. Shit, I remember at his birthday, he'd
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: miss the candles if he didn't rub a little bit
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: of water in his eyes just to kind of, You know,
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: sometimes if you heat up some leftovers, like I'll drip
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: a little water on them. That's me. I'll crack open
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: a leftover if it's in a container. I'll pour, you know,
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: about an 11th of a cup of water on that, whatever.
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. Lasagna, piece of bread, whatever, sassia,
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: whatever's going on. You know, hint of spice, hint of tomato.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: I will pour some. I'll just drip that bitch out.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: and then put it in the micro, and bam. But
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: that was like my brother. If we didn't, you know,
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: if mom didn't spray a little bit of water in
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: his eyes right before he blew out the candles on
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: his birthday cake, he'd miss that bitch. He'd just be
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: spraying a cold right out into the distance, miss the
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: whole cake. But anyway, so at that point, you know,
• 7:35
  Speaker 1: my brother would be like, and once we turned the
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: corner of the stairs, it was me and him. So
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: my sisters were like at the back and they didn't
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: know shit. And they only knew what we told them
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: and we lied to them because we were family. And
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: so we would go and have to get closer to
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: the tree and sneak up. And my mom's bedroom was
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: right off of the living room. And so we had
• 7:58
  Speaker 1: to be quiet. And the carpet was kind of wet
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: because our apartment was sinking a little bit, like by
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: the kitchen area. And so you fucking, bro, your knees
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: would start getting all wet. But it helped my brother
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: because he could just put his hands into the carpet
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: and then rub them into his eyes and activate those bitches.
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: So we would get closer and be like, is he here?
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: Is he here?
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: And then we would just see. We would see the
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: tree and the lights. And it would just kind of
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: look like it had during the daytime a little bit.
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: Like definitely more mysterious and nighttimey. And the stockings. And
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: it was all just kind of magical. it was just
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: like a thing of like possibility, you know, what were
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: we going to get? What was going to happen tomorrow?
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: Everything was going to be great. Something new was coming,
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: you know, it was just, yeah, there was just, I
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: don't know. There was just something just so magical about
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: that scenario. And I remember we had the colored lights
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: on the Christmas tree and I didn't really like them.
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: They looked a little cheesy. I thought sometimes, but at
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: this time at night, It just looked kind of nice.
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: And the stockings just hang in there. And he'd be like, oh,
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: we'd have to just, oh, go back, go back. My
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: brother would be like, go back, you little f *
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: * * head or whatever. And I'm like, what? And
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: we'd get back to the stairs. And my sisters would
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: be like, what did you see? And I'd be like, fucking.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: Cause yeah, we just as kind of family we were. And, uh,
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: but yeah, there was just something beautiful about it, but no,
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: we'd be like, he's not here. Or sometimes we would
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: do this. Yes. All the gifts are out there. He
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: already came, but you guys have to go to bed.
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  Speaker 1: We would kind of take this superior role with a lie.
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  Speaker 1: He'd be like, he already came, but you guys have
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: to go to bed. Or maybe he's not coming. I
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: don't know. We're one of y'all bad this year. What
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: have you guys been doing? Who's been showing their tits
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: or whatever out on the street, right by the highway.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Cause we did live by a highway right next to
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: that bitch. Like if your hair was wet in the morning,
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: you could put it right outside. If they're like right,
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: hanging out the window at the apartment, And in the morning,
• 10:19
  Speaker 1: you know, that was high traffic time. And if enough
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: semis went by, just the wind would whip up and
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: just dry your shit right into a beautiful look. God,
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: you'd look good. And people are like, what do you
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: have in your head? You like fucking 18 speed? You know,
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: I got a damn, I got a damn Mac. I got, oh,
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: just new wins off a Mac truck. So, but that
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: was fun, man. That was a good time. And that,
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: that music reminds me of that a little bit. God,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: those memories were nice. You know, memories are so nice
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: because it can really take you into a place. Oh,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: this is another song. This is hip hop ready for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Let's listen to a little bit of this. Okay. Type shit.
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  Speaker 4: Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, this one Christmas is going to get a little
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: bit black. You know what I'm saying? Santa pulling up.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: This is the kind of look like, say if you're
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: a white guy and you see it, you're in high
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: school and you see your sister talking to, flirting with
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: a black guy and you're okay with it. This is
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: the kind of music that backs that up. Like, all right.
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Allison. She doing her shit. So that's that
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: kind of, that's a Christmas beat right there. I feel
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: like that kind of fits, you know? Yeah, if you
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: see your sister flirting with black guys at school and
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: you're okay with it. That's that heartbeat right there, that
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: black heartbeat. Dude, you ever heard of black heartbeat? That shit,
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: it's different, bro. Go put your ear up to a
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: black guy's chest, dude, which I know sounds very dangerous, right? Overall, it's, yeah. black,
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: they're not going to welcome that. They're not, they're not
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: going to do it. You know, a lot of them turn,
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: turn into that guy. Who's that guy on, uh, that
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: place for golden state or whatever that always beat people
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: in the media, acting like it was okay all the time.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: He would just punch white dudes. Draymond.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: Yes. That dude. That, yeah. Which shit seemed hella racial
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: to me, but, um, But yeah, that dude that was always,
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: I think he did hit a mixed guy also. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm just saying, some guys, you can put your
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: ear up to their chest, they might be okay with it.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Some guys might get Draymond on you. But I think
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: a black heartbeat is different. That shit got drums, it
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: got probably some 808s, trap beat. Like if you ever
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: go to a doctor's office and he puts the stethoscope
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: and he puts it up to a black guy's heart,
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: he'll listen sometimes for 20 minutes. There's different tracks, there's fucking,
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: you'll have somebody feature on somebody's heartbeat. You're like, holy shit,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: this heartbeat has, there's a, you know, there's little dirks
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: on it. You know, there's a young boy and Bailey Zimmerman, like,
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: what's going on? So, like, damn, holy shit, what are you,
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: you got some big X the plug in you. So
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: there's that that happens where, oh, the white heartbeat is
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: But that black heartbeat, that shit's got it's got cymbals,
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: it's got, it's just got different, you know, it's got
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: different levels, they got a horn section, that shit's trapping, bro,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: so that's what I'm saying, bro, this shit has a
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: little bit of that Black Heartbeat vibe right here. So
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: there we go. A little bit more Christmas music right
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: there getting into it. We did have some calls that
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: came in. The hotline is always 985-664-9503. And we had
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: talked about some things in the last episode we'd spoken
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: about you know, people doing different challenges. There was a
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Movember where you grow out a mustache for, uh, epilepsy
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: or whatever. I can't remember. Um, or there was six shit, uh,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: June or whatever. What was it? 16 shit June. Yeah.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: 16 shit June where people were only doing 16, um,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: defecates in June for, um, To support seizures or whatever?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what it was. I think it
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: was seizures. Let me see. Let me look that up.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Six....
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Sixteen, sorry.
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: Sixteen. Shit.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Four seizures.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for seizures. So, you had that. You had... No
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Nut November. You had 40 Fart March. You had all
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: these different things that people are trying to do to support,
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: to raise causes. You know, like, remember a couple years
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: ago they were dumping ice on people with Down Syndrome
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: or whatever to help them out. But, yeah. Anyway, we
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: had some calls in with people saying, well, what were
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: similar things like that that they'd had in their town?
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Is there another one that you remember, Trevin? I think
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: it was actually 11 Shit June to get specific, so
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: less than.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, anyways, talking about a call that came.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: In that I remembered. No.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Was there any other ones that you remember that people
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: do annually? Oh, yeah. 2000 September. Oh, yes. People only
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: taking a certain amount of steps in a certain month. Oh,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: sober October. That's another one. That's a big one. So
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: there's these things that start to happen. And then people
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: called in with a few of their own. So let's
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: hit them right here. Here we go. Hey, CEO.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: This is Sonny from Phoenix, Arizona. And I just wanted
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: to tell you that every.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Sonny. It's Sonny in Phoenix. Come on, guy. Sorry. But
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: that's a sound I would make if I were a cat.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I'd be like... And then every now and then I'd
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: be like, you're a f * * * g it
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Anyway, let's hear more, brother. Thank you for calling.
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: Year here in Phoenix.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: We do a little thing called No Burr October.
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: It's where you don't actually get cold all October long.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: And, you know, it's actually not something that anyone is
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: trying to do.
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: It's just circumstantially so hot here in Phoenix that no
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: one ever.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Gets cold the entire month of October.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: You have to wear, like, no shirt on Halloween.
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: You got to wear a slutty costume on Halloween just
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: to survive.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounds like you're just trying to
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: meet guys or whatever out there. But whatever, dude, I
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: agree with you. It's a very sunburned area. You know,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: I lived out there in Tucson for a little while.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: You'll get sunburned just looking at, you know, you go
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: outside and you're sunburned. You don't know what to do. Dude,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: I would go to get the mail and I wouldn't
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: know how to get back home. I would be dehydrated.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I would have to, you know, I'd have to have
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: somebody from the cartel help me get back to my yard,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: hire a coyote.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: To get me to. So yeah, it's alarmingly hot out there. Um,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: but you know, it, that's the crazy thing. Sometimes people
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: are like, man, it's, I can't believe it's, it's so
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: hot today. Like no shit. It was, it was hot yesterday.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: It was hot 700 days ago. It was hot 58
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: days ago. So you just don't know patterns. That's the problem.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: You don't know how patterns work, dude. The deer, the
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: reindeers are coming. Dude, the first time you had a
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Mexican dude like singing like Christmas carols, like early Mexican
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: dudes that came to America, they didn't fucking know the
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: words to them bitches, homie. They did not know the
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: words to the Christmas carols, you know?
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: They'd be like, I'm dreaming of a Christmas for whites
• 19:21
  Speaker 8: and others.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: You know, I'd like to be changing the lyrics to
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: try to diversify the portfolio a bit. And I respect it,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: but that's, you know, it's just kind of wild, you know?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Maybe like, Arruda, nos rentes, y remerien, eh, eh, bebe.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: They were just fucking kind of, hey, what's up, huh?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Let me see that skirt, mommy. You're like, what the fuck? Anyway,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: let's hear another one that came in. Yeah, no burr.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: There's no burr out there. It ain't cold at all.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Let's see what we got here. Another one came on.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: What up, Theo? Jason here.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Good day, Jason, and happy Merry Christmas to you, brother.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Onward.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: So you asked on episode 629 to give some recommendations
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: for things like No Nut November and such. One of
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: the coolest ones that I started doing about five years
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: ago was Every Day of May Challenge. So for Every
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Day of May, I do a certain amount of push-ups.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: It started off with Every Day of May, I'm going
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: to do 100 push-ups. Two years ago, my Every Day
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: of May Challenge was Every Day of May, I'll do
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: 500 push-ups a day, every day.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: 500 push-ups? Man, you're going to be up. You're going
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: to be all the way up. What? That's amazing. Elmwood?
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: Every day of May, I'll do 500 push-ups a day.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Every day of May. I think it's a really good
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: thing to push on to people. I think it's a
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: great way to kick off. It's like the middle of
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: the year. We've kind of all pissed off with our,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: you know, we stopped doing our yearly, uh, what are
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: they called? New Year's revolution or new years.
• 21:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: You don't even know what it's called, dude. So obviously
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: you're not getting it done and that's fine. Sorry.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Go up more, more, uh, resolutions where you, you know,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: I'm going to work out this year. Everyone's kind of
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: stopped already, but, but you know about that one, since
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: you did not call it out, want to let you
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: know that, Love you, Theo. All of us fans love you.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: You're the best.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you, brother. I appreciate the nice words, man. Every
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: day in May, that's a nice one. Because it kind
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: of takes on a challenge, you know? There was this
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: thing that was going around a while back. It was
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: like 76 hard or something. And it was like you
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: had to meet somebody that was born in 1976 and
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: show them your cock, you feel me? Anyway, yeah. But
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: that's an old trucker joke. But, uh, but yeah, I
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: like that every day in May. Cause that you're saying, Hey,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something here. Cause people have new year's
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: revolutions and them bitches are horrible. You know, my buddies
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, he's like, I'm not going to stalk
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: my ex and I'm going to learn a new language.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, that's good. It's a lot, you know,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: it just could be a lot. So anyway, I don't
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. Who cares? It's the end
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: of the year, dude. I used up all my good
• 22:17
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• 22:21
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• 22:25
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• 22:36
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• 22:39
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• 24:47
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Every day in May. Here we go.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: We got another one that came in.
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: Hey, CEO. This is Charlie from Cincinnati.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Charlie from Cincinnati. Shout out, Charlie, boy.
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: Hey, I just wanted to call in and comment on the,
• 25:07
  Speaker 9: you know, you talking about 2000 September. We got, oh,
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: what do you say, 11 shit June?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: It's 16, but yes, onward.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: You know, me and my family, a lot of times
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: around the holidays, what we'll do, you know, we'll do a,
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: and maybe not me personally, but I know a lot
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: of the ladies in my family, they like to do
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: a 40-queef Kwanzaa.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Ooh, 40-queef Kwanzaa, wow. Yeah, I, yeah, I didn't even
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: know it, you know, Gesundheit. Yeah, let me get you,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: let me get your family a box of Kleenex, brother.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Let's hear more, brother.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: As you know what I'm saying.
• 25:48
  Speaker 9: Let me know if you know anybody in your life
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: that likes to do a 40-piece Kwanzaa.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Let me let you know. I don't know. You told
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: us about it, so I don't even know about it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: That's new to me. But that's a great one. That
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: is a great one, man. And that's tough, I think, to,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you exactly arrange that. Because I
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: don't know if that's a seasonal thing. I don't know
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: if that's definitely like something that happens more in the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: spring to women. because of, uh, pollen, if that's a bigger,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: if that brings it on or whatever. Um, all right,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: let's get another couple of calls here that came in.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: Uh, I've been, uh, I've been watching you for a
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: while and I really like, uh, I really, it really helps, uh,
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: with the situations people go through hearing them out and, uh,
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: It just makes everything easier. Right now I'm going through
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: a situation I didn't ever think I would be the
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: one to be calling you, but things end up how
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: they are. I just need some advice right now and
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: I don't know what to do. My girlfriend, I've been
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: with my girlfriend for four years.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you brother for sharing that information. Let's hear more.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: She's basically, I'm 22 to start off.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I'm 22, she's 19.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: We started dating young.
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: About four years ago, and she really changed my life.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: I wasn't on the right path, and she helped me
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: out a lot. She got me through addiction. She got
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: me through all of my problems in my life, and
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: I left my house to be with her. I left
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: my home with my family when I was 18 years old.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: I wasn't living in an ideal spot, so I decided
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: to leave and pursue a life with her. We've been
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: up and down over the years, but it just came
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: to a point where I guess she got bored or
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: tired or I don't know. Cause she, she just lost
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: interest in me. And we recently decided to split, not split,
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: but just like take a break. And I left the
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: apartment that we lived in for a little bit to
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: go be with my family just for like a month
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: or two, just to take some time apart. And, um,
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: I just received the text a week ago that she
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: ended up getting pregnant by another guy.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: And, um, it's just, uh, It just hurts.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: I just don't know what to do. I don't know
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: who to tell. I don't know.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for letting us know what's going on, brother. Yeah,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: if you leave your apartment for a month or something
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: and somebody and your ex or your girl gets pregnant,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: that's a tough thing. That's wild. You know, if I'm
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: real honest with you, when you talked about the buildup
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: to you guys' relationship, you said that You know, she
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: helped you get through addiction. She helped you with this
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: and she kind of helped solve all your problems and
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you guys moved in together. It felt like to me
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: that you were putting way too many, you was putting
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: way too many candles on the altar of her for y'all's,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: for your wellbeing. You know, like she's the reason for
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: all of these things as opposed to you are the
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: reason for some of them. Or you guys' union, I think,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: can be a catalyst for more positivity. But to put
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: that much energy where it's like, she was the reason
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: everything got better and I left my family to be
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: with her. It just, that feels like it's a lot.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: It felt like a lot of pressure, which is okay, bro.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely, yeah, I put, yeah, I had like,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: when I was in a relationship, it would be like,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: this girl was.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Almost like, you know, it'd be like.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: A girlfriend, but also it's like times. She was like,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: she was like my mother. It was just like, there
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: was all this weird other energy that I was attaching
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: that I didn't know it to the relationship I was in.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: So I was expecting like this girlfriend to be so
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: many things. Um, and more than a human could really be. Cause, uh,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: you know, you got to be, you know, you got
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: to stand on your own business of your, of your
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: own feelings in your heart. You got to have 10
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: toes on you. So, yeah, I just felt like, man,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: it felt like you were putting a lot on that
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and no judgment. I'm not judging. I'm just kind of
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: looking at it.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, Oh, I, one time I stayed
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: with a girl that I was, You know, I thought
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I was in love with them, but really I was just,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be alone type shit. I also, dude,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I once stayed with a girl. This is the worst
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: thing to even admit. God, I feel horrible. I stayed
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: with a girl that I couldn't stand. I couldn't really
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: stand her. I loved her also, though, at the same time.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: And that's how love works. You know what I'm saying? Love,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a bouquet of flowers, but it don't
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: have a uh. It don't have a knife in the
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: middle of it. You know, that's just how love is.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: But dude, I stayed with this girl one time because
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't want her to find a guy. I didn't
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: want her to find a guy that would actually care
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: about her. That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. And I feel,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't know at the time that's what I was doing. And,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: but yeah, that's what I was like, man, I'm not
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: breaking up with her because she might find somebody that
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: actually cares about her. Fuck, that's crazy. Does that sound
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: too crazy to even say, Trevin? No, I mean, I
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: think it's like the mentality, if I can't have her,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: no one can. Yeah. Yeah, just like desperate young shit.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: You know, that Romeo and Julian type shit. You know?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: And that's the street version of Romeo and Juliet, Romeo
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: and Julian, bro. And that's gay, too, bro. Romeo and
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Julian sounds hella gay. Hollywood will probably come out with
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: it in a week. Romeo and Julian. All right. Fuck it.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I forgot to even give this guy a suggestion, but yeah,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: I think if she got, I think it's just, it's,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: it's time to let it go. It's time to move on.
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: And, and.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: It's time to tell yourself like, uh, because it's, it's, it's,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: it's tough to put the responsibility of our own feelings
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: about ourself onto ourself. It's easy if I can be like, oh,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: if she's mad at me or if this is good
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: or this is always a problem with her, then that
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: keeps me from dealing with anything about me. You know,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I would always have a problem when I was in
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: an early relationship. I would always have a jealous, ton
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: of jealousy. Oh, I was so jealous. So... Yeah, I
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: think it's tough, bro. It's tough to look at ourselves.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Because if I have somebody else, then, you know, but
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: if I just got me, oh, how scary does that feel?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: That's why when I see a candle, I'm always like,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: that bitch is brave. When I see a fire, that's
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: just like a big orgy or whatever. That's just a
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: big orgy. But I see a candle. I'm like, damn,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: that bitch is standing on business right there. So, yeah.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Look, man.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: And if they're having a child or they're in love
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: or something, don't get in there and be raising that
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: child or whatever. Buying that little, little, little, little, little tot.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Don't be buying that little whippersnapper or a little bicycle
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Or get him a little shiffer robe or something.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Don't be doing all of that shit. Don't go down
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: that path. I think you gotta stand on your own
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: shit and get out into your own life, bruh. That's
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: what I feel like. And also, God bless, bruh, type shit.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a hat toss for you, bruh. Shout
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: out to 845 Hat Toss, bruh. All right. We got
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: a thang right here. This fella call up.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, Theo. Uh, I've just been listening to a couple
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: of your podcasts a lot recently and I'm thinking about
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: proposing to my girlfriend, uh, three to almost four years. Um,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: what's some advice that you would give on doing that
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: and what's something I could add into doing it?
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Well, look, I think you got to add some, you
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: have to add some something to it. You have to
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: add some charm because here's the thing, then engagement is
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: kind of the first real moment of a marriage, right?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: And if that means something, if you put something into that,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you're going to put something in everything. Maybe, I don't know.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: That might be out of my mind. I don't know.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: But I saw this one the other day, and this
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: one kind of disappointed me a little bit. And this
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: is a fella, you can't see this, but this is
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: a fella in a small home. I believe it's a
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: trailer home, probably. And he's asking his lady to marry her.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: He gets up in the living room near the television.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: It looks like Masked Singer or something is on. But
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: that's not part of the engagement story. It's just he's
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: standing up. And they got a series of... A pit
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: bull is running around. Beautiful little animal is running around.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: And here we go. He stands up and he's got
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: a ring with him. Here we go. And he's beckoning
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: her to get off of the couch to come over
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: and see him. And I believe the mother-in-law or a
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: friend is recording.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Let's go. Are you on a fart?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: No.
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: You don't want to dance?
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: No. Ready?
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: Ready?
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: And that's it. She takes the ring, doesn't even hug
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the guy, walks over to the sofa. So yeah, it's
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: just a wild, like, he kind of gets down on
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: his knees, or he's standing in the living room, and
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: he's like, come over here. Come here. I mean, that's
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: not a way to start.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Come here.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Come here! You know, like you're fucking Mortal Kombat, like.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: And then, here's the craziest part. She goes, you're going
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to fart. Like that's where, you know, and that's almost beautiful,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I guess, in a way, because it's like that if
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: you did do a nice fart or something during the
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: holidays that you'd want your loved one to be there
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: for it. That's, there's something very tribal about that and very, um,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: you know, uh, symptomatic or something. Maybe, I don't know, but,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: but yeah, but in this instance, you can just tell
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: it's not. So anyway, Yeah. You don't want to beckon
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: your girl over to hit the knee to propose. And
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: she thinks, oh, you're going to fart. And you want
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: me to get over there and be a witness to it. Now,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: also having someone to witness a great fart is, it's nice,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: but I think it's also nice. Like one of my
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: favorite things that Shane Gillis ever told me was that
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: when he was in high school, they would sit in
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: the pews because they were at a Catholic school. And
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: they would sit in the pews during mass. And every
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: now and then somebody would just rip a butt wrangler
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: off of the wooden pews during complete silence when all
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: your friends were in there. And it would just be,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I still think about, I still laugh at that sometimes
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: when I'm walking around. So yeah, there's different degrees of
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: handling that. But you want to do something nice. You
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: want to do something that means something. So just being creative.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Be creative. Get creative. Make something. And it can be silly.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: It can be kind of ridiculous. It could be a
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: scavenger hunt. It could be maybe you feed the ring
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: to an animal. Maybe you guys like to hunt, right?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: So you hide the ring in some feed for an animal.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: The animal eats it. Then you guys go out hunt.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: hunt the animal. You get the animal butchered or whatever.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: And then she, you guys are, you make the meal, bam,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: is venison or something. You crack it open. And yeah,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: will you marry me? And then, so I'm just, yeah,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: there's different ways to do it. But that's it. I
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: just think make it mean something, man. And whatever that
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: means to her as well. Like what would make her
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: think it's nice? What would make her... What would mean something?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: You know, just don't let it be a fart, bro.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: All right. Let's get into another call or two.
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: What's up, D.O.? It's Jack from.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Good old Midland, Texas.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: We did a shot there in Midland, man. Thank you
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: for the call, Jack.
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  Speaker 2: Onward.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: And.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: I was just going to talk about, I feel like
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: sometimes I get a rush to grow up.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I'm 18 years old.
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: I graduated high school as a junior.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: I'm already working.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I just feel like I get in a rush, man.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Like I need to slow down, but I also need
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: to get my life together. I don't know.
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: I was just going to see if you had any advice.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Thanks, brother. Thanks. Sorry to cut you off. Thank you.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: for the call yeah oh dude I've I've rushed through
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: everything alright yeah I don't want to be in anything
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want to oh I gotta be here I
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: gotta stay I gotta do yeah I got commitment to
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: the I got commitment sometimes just to life to moments
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I you know it's hard to slow it down enough
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: But I think also some of that rush is you
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: want to be able to control things. Well, if I
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: can get freedom to have some money, if I can
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: get freedom to have my own place, if I can
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: get freedom to have my own car, my own wheels,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: my own station wagon or whatever, my own wheelbarrow, my
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: own pressure washer, you know, my own bass boat, my
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: own girlfriend, you know, then you're controlling. You're not in
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: anybody else's orbit, really. You're in control of things. So
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: some of that's kind of nice. You know, when they
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: say discipline equals freedom as well, I mean, Jocko Willink
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: preaches that, that you get things going, you get things
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: organized and get things cracking. I mean, even like I
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: talk about with that investing app and stuff that I like,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: it's like, you know, that planning ahead and that strategizing,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: it helps. You know, if I'd have invested a little
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: bit of change early, I'd have money now. So I
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: think there's a lot of value to that. But, yeah. But, yeah. Oh, dude,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I always want to get through this to get to that. Oh,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: it'll be better then. Let's just get to that. I'm
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: always out here looking in the distance. And I'll be
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: tripping over beautiful shit while I'm just looking at who
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: knows what that's a million miles away. Um, and I
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: don't know if it's bad or good. I think you're like,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: you're saying, like you said, right in here, you said,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: let's play it.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Um, I'm already working. Like, I don't know.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I just feel like I get in a rush, man.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: Like, like I need to slow down, but I also
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: need to get my life together.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Slow down, rush, get, you know, get my life together.
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I was just going to see if you had your mind.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's it, man. You're, you're doing fine. Meditation
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: will help you slow down for sure to give you
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: a little bit of peace even in moments of overwhelmingness.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: So that might be all you need. You're really sticking
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: to some meditation, man. That way you can be going fast,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: but you're slow on the inside, baby. You're in control.
• 42:43
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• 42:45
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• 44:00
  Speaker 1: one other call came in.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I thought it'd be a fun thing to
• 44:07
  Speaker 6: take my wife to a raid room and we went
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: out for dinner first and everything was good. We wasn't
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: arguing or anything and we went in this raid room Hell,
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: she started beating the piss out of me. And really
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: pissed me off. I don't know why she done it,
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: but kind of turned me on. I wanted to swing back,
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: but she had a bat in her hand, and that
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: didn't look too fun. But it would have been kind
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: of hard to fight her when I was bricked up,
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: you know. But we went home and had a quiet
• 44:51
  Speaker 6: ride home. As soon as we got home, I was
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: so bricked up. I just ended up just plowing that thing,
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: you know, like, uh-uh. Like, you know what I mean?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, 40 acres and a mule, baby.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: I was wondering your advice on that. I don't even
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: know what brought it on.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Well, look, there's something. If you watch a woman beat
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: the shit out of a damn Honda Civic or whatever.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: And break all the windows and headlights out of that
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: bitch with a baseball bat. And you don't get erect.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Then you some kind of little hoe. I mean, shit
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: like that turned me on, dude. Especially where I grew up, dude.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Every now and then you see a woman come out
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: there angry at her husband or some guy that was
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: having sex with her and not... and not claiming her. And, uh,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you'd see a woman come out there and beat the
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: book and just beat the dang, uh, headlights out of his, um,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Caprice classic. God. Hell yeah. That's something. No, man, there's
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with getting erect. If you see a woman
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: beating the shit out of something with a bat, I mean,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: that's why I love the whole movie of League of
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Their Own. That's what the whole movie is. So there's
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that. God, yeah. Now, you're all so lucky.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I can't keep an erection around broken glass. Cannot do it. Dude,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: if my wiener hears a window shatter within probably 80 yards,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: that thing just punks a tiny fill right into my nuts, baby.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: That thing won't be out. That thing just saw its shadow, dog.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Eight more weeks of winter down. Yeah. But God, yeah,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: I used to love that type of shit. In our neighborhood,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: this lady used to make me go sit in her
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: car with her. And she'd be all drunk drinking daiquiris.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Miss Carol, that was her name. She'd be drinking daiquiris
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: over there. And she would just tell me, She wished
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I was old enough to drive. I wish you were
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: old enough to drive. I'd let you drive me somewheres. God.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I was so fucking erect. I couldn't even. God, I couldn't.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: My fucking scoliosis was cured. I was just like, oh, God.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: And then she'd get out. Sometimes she had cut off
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: pants on and she'd get out and rub her little butt,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: like rub the bottom of her butt on the damn
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: warm headlights of that car that vehicle that's back when
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: headlights used to get warm them bitches used to get
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: warm and she'd just be bending over kind of drinking
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: that daiquiri and rubbing her little tail on that warm
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: light wish you could drive me yeah damn brother hell
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: yeah god i couldn't even i didn't have enough blood
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: flow in my eyes at that moment I just had
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: so much erection going on. I didn't even have any
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: blood in my eyes to keep me active. I could
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: barely see. It's like my damn brother. He had to
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: come over and rub some of his water in my eyes. Yeah,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: it must be a family optical disease that we got
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: in certain moments. But God is good, brother. At least
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: you have a wife. At least y'all are going out
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: and doing something. Yeah, taking your wife to a rage room,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: that's cute. All that matters is what am I putting
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: into the relationship, whether I'm getting married, whether I'm– doing
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: an engagement, you know, what am I putting into this thing?
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Am I trying to make some moments special? Because if
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I don't make some moments special, there ain't going to
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: be no special moments. That's the most I realize just
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: about life. You know, sometimes I'll be like, man, nothing's exciting. Well,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: things just aren't exciting. They're not just going to be magic.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You got to, you know, you got to be your
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: own David Blaine sometimes. Or Chris Angle. Or Kurt Angle even. Shit,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I don't care if you wear a damn leotard while
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: you do it or a unitard and body slam somebody.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: But you got to bring the magic. Except at Christmas.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: That's when there's just something kind of built in, you know?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: There's just something kind of special about it. Just that sound,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: those kids coming down the stairs. You see that Christmas tree, boy.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: And I'd come later at night too. We all would.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I think I, I bet if I asked my siblings,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: we all kind of did. People would wake up at
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: a certain, you just woke up all night during Christmas time.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: You sneak down. And at some point the presents would
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: be out. You're like, oh, they're hiking. And half the
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: cookies would be, I'd eat one, I'd eat two bites
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: out of that bitch. Hell, sometimes I'd come down early
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: and the cookies and milk hadn't been eaten yet. I'd
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: drink half that bitch and eat one of them bitches.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: My mom was like, who was here? But yeah, you
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: come down and you see that tree all lit up.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: And that was one of the nicest times to kind
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: of go back to bed then. You were just excited.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't really about the gifts. It was something
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: about the magic of it. There was free magic Yeah,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: it just meant something. And that was beautiful. Those were
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: beautiful times. That Christmas spirit. That Christmas spirit, man. There's
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: something to it. There's something to it. I want to
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: wish everybody a Merry Christmas. And I'm trying to think
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: of anything else that needs to be said. You know,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: it's a special time of year. It's a special time
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: to forgive ourselves and forgive others. Just to let go.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Let go of the ways we've done it. Yeah, ask
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: God to help us have a new year. You know,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: the Lord sent his son, baby, that crazy baby. Yes, baby. Yahweh, baby,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: to take away the sins of the world. So let
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: him do it. Let him do it, baby. Lord, drive
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: a dump truck into my heart and take away all
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: this confusion, pain, uncertainty, control, anger, hatred, vitriol, And self-infliction.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Take away. Just take it. Take it. And recycle me,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: baby boy. Recycle me. Yeah, I love you guys. Thank
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: you guys so much for letting me be a part
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: of your year. There is some fun stuff that we're
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: going to be doing in the new year. I'm excited.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I want to add some new things to the solo
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: episodes that are uh, that are going to be more
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: like regular occurring type of things. So I have some like,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: just like light plans and strategy. We want to, we
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: want to talk to more miracles. You know, we've got
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: a couple of miracles. We had that one fellow that
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: was doing dope that fell off that building and he
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: fell 13 stories or whatever. And, uh, he passed by
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: some of his neighbors, remember, and saw them smoking dope
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: on their balcony when he went, when he fell pretty crazy.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: And then our other fella got hit by two trains, baby.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Two trains! And God, and he survived. He had headphones
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: on and got hit. Just, whew. God dang, brother, sometimes, whew,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: you wish the Lord would just give you a crosswalk.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Give me a crosswalk. Yeah, that was Dalton. Dalton, baby.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Two trains!
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Whew.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: We got to check in with Dalton, but we need,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: we want to add more miracles to next year. If
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: you have experienced a miracle or someone, you know, in
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: your life that has experienced a miracle that have felt
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: the powers of the great beyond, keep them safe in
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: a moment that could not have happened. Otherwise hit the hotline, nine, eight, five, six, six, four, nine, five,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: zero three. Or you can contact the producers through the email.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: on the Theovan.com site. Yeah, that's all we got. We're
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: happy to be alive. And who knows what it looks like.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: This may be the last year we're allowed to celebrate Christmas.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what they have planned for us. But
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: we're going to keep fighting. We're going to keep fighting.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: And we're excited to try to do that. And to
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: learn as we go. Trevin, what are you thinking?
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: I dig it, man.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you, too, man. Merry Christmas
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: to you, too. Our producer put in this note right here.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Our other producer, Zach, Merry Christmas to him. Nick, Andrew Baxter.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Raleigh Mal, who knocked a woman up. Gosh! That's crazy, dude.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: But that's how it is, bro. Like, You know, I
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: think he'd had sex five times and that fifth time
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: he made a child. Boy. Bro, you got to use
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: that syrup sparingly, homie. Dang. But it is what it is.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I remember when I learned about condensed milk, dude. The
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: second I had one taste of that stuff, I was like, dang,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: this shit's good. And then you want to use it.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: You want it on everything. But you can't put it
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: on everything, Riley. All right, here we go. One more
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: call from the hotline before we end the year. And
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: next week we'll have a best of episode. And then
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: we may have a week off. I'm not sure. We
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: may not. We'll see what's going on. But I love
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: you guys. And you guys be good to yourselves. Thank you.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: And thank you for all, just all the support. There's
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: so many nice things that I never get to say
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: that happen. Nice messages people send or nice things people
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: brought out to shows. I mean, just all it does
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: is like, there's so many, so much, uh, kindness has
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: been extended towards me by you guys and thank you
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: I love you and I appreciate it.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: Here we go hey Theo my name is Jake and.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: What's up Jake thank you for calling onward I'm feeling.
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: A little emotional right now but in a really good
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: way I'm in the military I've been in the army
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: for over six.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Years now Thank you for your service, champ.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Onward.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: And I'm currently driving home to go spend Christmas with
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: my family for the first time in four years. And
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to thank God that I'm able to
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: do that. And I want to reach out to all
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: my fellow soldiers who listen. to your great podcast and
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: just say, you know, if you're able to go visit
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: your family, I'm very happy for you. And if you're
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: not able to, if you have to spend it somewhere
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: where you don't really want to be, you know, I,
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: I know how it feels. I know a lot of
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: other soldiers know how it feels and, you know, it sucks,
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: but we're here for you and stay strong. I know
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: it sucks missing holidays, birthdays, you know, kids' birthdays and
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: all of that. So, you know, thank you, Theo, for
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: what you do. You've gotten me through a lot of
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: these years that I've spent away from my family. And,
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: you know, prayers to you and your team and prayers
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: to all my fellow soldiers out there spending Christmas with
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: their family or without them. Love you, brother.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Amen. Amen, man. Yeah, that's the feeling. That's the feeling.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: That's the candle. That's the pilot light I needed right there.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: When I'm pulling up to my family's or I'm going
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: to walk into my home just to be grateful that
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I get to be there. For the positive or the negative,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: whatever it is. For the apple pie or the uncooked
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: dang chowder or whatever somebody made one time, forgot to
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: boil the dang things and everybody god dang dysentery whatever
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: clams or whatever yeah that's the thing for the good
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: the bad whatever it is that there's people that don't
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: get it there's kids that have to do their holidays
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: over zoom with a loved one there's a parent that
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: has to do that as well a soldier who's having
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: to make that who's made that choice in their life
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: And it's a choice they made, but still, it's one
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not brave enough to make or haven't been. So yeah,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: so to take some time to acknowledge that, pray for
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: those families and that peace. And yeah, just to know
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: that you soldiers aren't alone that have to do, put
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: that energy into the world. These people, they're not alone.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: And we pray for them and their kids grow up
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: healthy and nurtured and taken care of. That we pray
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: for the confidence of their spouses who are at home
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: on the front lines with their children, holding things down,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: having to kind of be one parent. Not one parent,
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: but do most of the hands-on parenting. And we pray
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: for those people and to those soldiers that when they
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: get to spend time with their comrades during the holidays
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: away from their family, that they feel some sense of
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: joy and peace and love. Yeah, so light a candle
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: for those people this time of year. Yeah, maybe I
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  Speaker 1: need a, every time I'm lighting a candle, I'm thinking
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  Speaker 1: it's for my own light. Why don't I light one
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  Speaker 1: for somebody else? For a prayer and peace for somebody
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  Speaker 1: else's joy or possibility. for a moment that's not mine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: those are great things to pray for. Dude, I watch
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  Speaker 1: those soldier coming home videos all the time and God,
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  Speaker 1: oh God, I will just, I will just start bawling
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  Speaker 1: right into a dang bag of ruffles. And then they
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  Speaker 1: do the dog sometimes. And sometimes, Loki, the dog does
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  Speaker 1: not know the person. I'm like, whoa, this shit, something's
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  Speaker 1: going on here. But, yeah, sometimes at the airport, you'll
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  Speaker 1: see somebody waiting for somebody like with flowers and a
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  Speaker 1: sign or something. Or when the soldiers, one time I
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  Speaker 1: was in Chicago and I think it was, I don't
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  Speaker 1: remember the airline, but a bunch of soldiers had just
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  Speaker 1: gotten back. They'd all just gotten back and they were
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  Speaker 1: like walking all back. I mean like hundreds. And it
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  Speaker 1: was just like this huge thing. It was like a
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  Speaker 1: special moment. But thank you, brother. Thank you for helping
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  Speaker 1: us think about that. That's the feeling. That's the candle.
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  Speaker 1: And you guys be good to yourselves. Let's go out
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  Speaker 1: with some music here. And the music we've played already
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  Speaker 1: is from One Man Quartet that played Christmas Miracle. And
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  Speaker 1: Ready for Christmas was by Zorro. And then this song
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  Speaker 1: we're going to play right here on our way out.
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  Speaker 1: We wish you a Merry Christmas by Timothy Infinite. Merry
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  Speaker 1: Christmas to everybody. Love you guys. Glad we got to
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  Speaker 1: spend some time together today. Hey, it's Santa. Dog, I
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  Speaker 1: heard blitzing is a bitch, homie. Whatever you are, good
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  Speaker 1: tidings for Christmas and a happy new year. Wish you
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  Speaker 1: a merry... Prancer's a f * * * it, homie.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Merry Christmas, everybody. God bless you. And head into
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  Speaker 1: a happy new year while we'll meet you there. And
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  Speaker 1: praise God, man. Be good to yourselves. You deserve it.