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#395 We Don't RACK UP LANES the same! · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What Up? And good morning. Welcome back to another episode here on the
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  We Don't Smoke the Same podcast. Thank you so much for joining us here
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  on the Wake and Bake. Appreciate you guys for tuning in. I'm sorry
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  that what is it you know that I feel I've been looking at a lot
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  of the reasons why you guys are no longer subbed on Patreon Number one,
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  all the people that were paying zero dollars. I'm sorry, this show ain't
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  free, so get the fuck out of here, bro five dollars in a
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  lot. All the other people that talked about it was a financial strain for
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  five dollars homie. But they'll go ahead and fucking waste five dollars on more
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  than five dollars on some cigarettes, more than five dollars on some backwoods,
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  more than five dollars on some cheap ass weed at the fucking ssh. You
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  know what I'm saying. All I'm saying is shout out to all the real
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  ones that I've stayed here on the Patreon and just know this Christmas, the
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  gifts are going to be pretty dope for you guys that have subscribed to Tears
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  and all that stuff. I'm going a little extra, going the extra mile
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  for you guys. But this is the wake and bake and joining me is
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  uh, what is it? Ready to leave once again one and only XG.
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  What's up? Dog? What's up? Feeling good? We're back on
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  this Wednesday. That freeways are closed? What happened? It's just a ten
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  freeway. Okay, Well that's a big freeway. I've been saying. I've
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  been saying that, Dude. I already said it. Bro. I was
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  like Carabaths, you want to fix this, go set fire to skied Row.
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  Call it even so. They go set fire to skid Row, we'll
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  call that. We'll call it even so. We're all establishing. But that
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  was done on purpose, right, that was Larson Arson? Yeah, yeah,
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  the freeway. Let me tell you, dog, the freeway fire would
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  not have happened if it wasn't for bums on the street. I gotta tell
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  you because that voice is Ray. Everybody welcome back, right. I passed
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  by that street a lot, especially coming to this podcast. Dude, that
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  ship was bound to get burned. It was just a bunch of palettes of
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  ship palets. Palettes are made out of wood. One of them goes on
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  fire and you got bums, yeah, across the train tracks all that shit.
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  It was just like it just took somebody to be like, no,
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  no, it's not even honestly like you know, like you say, somebody
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  someone someone like a little EA zone over here. If he was I wouldn't
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  set fire to a grocery store. Bro. Oh no, I'm obviously exaggerate,
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  but like a homeless season mysa, a one that's mad at the homeless
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  would just be doing drugs. Bro, That's all I would be doing.
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  Like I would not be doing anything. Okay, well what I'm just trying
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  to homeless zone a homeless guy that just hates the world, fuck this,
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  fuck that, and he sees those pallets pro the murder at the word they're
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  dry. I don't hate the world that hates hurting people in it, true,
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  but I do think it was some guy I would just like, you
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  know what, fuck the world, let's see this go up. And then
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  what I don't understand is like how does it close down? The freeway isn't
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  the frement out of cement? But what happens when you throw up the other
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  in the fire, It's gonna crack or cracked. Yeah, food, Like
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  if you throw a fucking stone and fire like and then the stone like let's
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  say that, like you drop that stone or like you hit the stone with
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  a hammer after it's been in the fire's gonna crack. So man, so
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  they not. I thought they were just cleaning up. Honestly, man,
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  I'm an idiot for that one. So there, so we're closed for a
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  while. Like mass you know what's cool? Is like that? I thought
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  it was. I thought it was gonna be all the way over here,
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  but Maple streets those cool. Yeah, Like I was just like, oh,
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  okayquz is this pasted over there? It's exacts. It's exactly what me
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  and Ray used to get here. And then like me, like when I
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  need to go pick up candles, I was like, what a great time
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  to have an express lane because like I just go catching on Alameda. Take
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  that little fucking street right there. There's never no traffic on that little entrance
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  right there where the buses go pass all Alameda straight. Bro, Dude,
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  I can't believe. I can't believe it's going to take over a month.
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  If that takes over a month, dude, I had to drive through it.
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  I had to drive through Dodger Stadium, I took all the streets.
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  Those are the best streets to smoke on though, like when you're taking those
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  streets, like when you're smoking and driving, I thought that you should.
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  But yeah, those are like the best times to just like just chill.
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  I can't wait for the rainy Well, actually I don't want the rainy weather
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  because of the leak we have here. But it's supposed to start today the
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  next three All right, hold on, let me just go on Amazon and
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  order sandbags, bro, just because I just I already know how this is
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  gonna get. Bro. I don't want my equipment messing up. You know
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  what I'm saying. This isn't gonna be a hurricane. They were how choppy
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  did the mic sound after that rain? I'm trying to have a couple of
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  rugs, right, I guess you're rugs. Can you buy sandbags? Don't
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  know the also? Can you buy? Yes? Well they sell them at
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  Costco? What at Costco? I thought they Amazon? The waight on that
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  must be fucking huge, bro, here it is Amazon Prime. Dude.
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  Sandbags used by the Army and the Red Cross. Bro ten dollars once again
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  shout out to America not made in China. Perfect dog. This might be
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  a stupid question, But is it like sanding? I don't know, it's
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  probably like beach sand or is it just like it's probably we're supposed to get
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  rid of our beach sand. We need more of it. Right, So
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  it's cat litter, right, I wouldn't I using cat litter? Actually,
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  you know it would be absorb us. Yeah, it sucks it up.
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  Look for ten dollars, bro psa moment, everybody, Damn, I get
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  ten bags for ten dollars. That's a lot just to wait on that.
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  What's the what's the what's what the how does that even get over here?
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  Dog? How do you get the sand for the litter? When I was
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  litter? I'm gonna buy it? What is cat litter? I don't know,
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  a bunch of shit, but low key you can go to like the
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  ninety nine sinister and buy the bags. You gill them up with sand.
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  Yeah. I don't want to be doing that much work though. Everybody shout
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  have a bag of cat litter in their car. Yeah. And if you're
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  stuck on like really, if you're stuck in like if you're stuck in like
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  snow or dirt, but I's grip and ship do it? Do you?
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  Uh? So, I know you have a cat, and obviously you got
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  to have two cats. You have two cats, and I know you obviously
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  have you have a litter box. I change it every day. I'm about
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  to say that must fucking suck. Must be annoying every day, dude,
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  all day? Is it? Man? Though? Every day? My cat,
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  my cat in my mouth is way different than Harvey. Meoth I've had
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  since a kid, and Harvey is a feral cat. Meouth has a courtesy
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  of of doing certain things like he does. He's like, there's no need
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  for me to throw all the sand out of there. I just want to
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  cover my ship. I'm polite about it. If Meouth is the one sleeping
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  in my place, he's the one that like, is very I don't really
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  have to clean it up every day, it's every two days. Harvey is
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  the one that like this motherfucker is the one that just like He's like,
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  oh, I shoot it over there, but I'm gonna take all the sand
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  from this side and just throw it outside. And then when it's outside,
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  I'm going a fucking just do it on the floor and shit. And I'm
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  just like, dude, So the reason I asked, is because I know
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  some chick. I think I've told you this, but I'm just so impressed
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  and like amazed at this fucking device. So this chick is a stripper.
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  So she got some loot and her kid was bagging for a cat or a
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  dog, and so she finally said fuck it. And obviously it was sprang
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  all over the place, so she got it neutered. It's just she's been
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  really trying to make her kid happy. But then she also did it.
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  She said the house smell like cat piss and litter, So she finally dropped.
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  I don't know how much it was, and I lick looked it up.
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  I think it was two grand, some automatic litter box. It just
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  spins on its own dog. It looks like some ship where you like,
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  only rich people and putas have those. Dude, Yeah, I gets impressed.
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  If like, is it worth it? I mean, yeah, so
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  it's a it's a good investment. No, the hell of us? You
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  know who I feel has that step tone? That that is a step tone?
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  Yeah, Like I feel like, does Steptone have one of those ray
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  it what exactly automatic cat litter cleaner? He does not, from what I've
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  seen, like he does have like a like a big old box. Actually
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  bought that box on Amazon. It's pretty good, dude. I mean these
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  boxes are dude. Have you seen it? Ray? I would I would
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  like to get a self cleaning one though, dude. They're bad ass.
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  I saw one at the swammyt and that food was trying to give me for
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  five hundred. But then I looked it up. That ship was worth like
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  fifteen food one hundred. Yeah, pull the trigger. There's something on here
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  for three hundred. I didn't even know though, bro, Like I was
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  just like fool, I don't know. I'm like, that's my whole budget
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  at the Swammy chill quite of an investment for a cat toilet. That's a
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  cat toilet, right, because you still got to change it. You still
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  got to do change it. Yeah, you still got to do something.
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  It's not like it's not rather do the old fashioned way. Fuck it.
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  It looks cool though, it is. It looks like super like are you
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  show up and you're like with the I feel like they would like want to
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  like lay in there, yeah, and laying there my rabbit likes to go
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  into the side to cast a little little box. And I'd be like hey,
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  make get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I would just be
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  like, I'm just I don't know what it is. Bro, Like,
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  hey food, just like, what the fuck are you doing in there?
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  Yeah, but I don't know. I keep that keep that food separated.
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  Dog. I wish they had I gotta get who separated. I wish they
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  had something for dogs like that. Dogs don't need it. Bro, Like,
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  do I gotta pick up the ship when I walk my dog? Well,
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  I fucking hate it's all warm and ship in the morning. It's like
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  you feel like it's alive. I do feel alive. I'm not gonna lie
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  like like I picked it up and like I was sitting there, I was
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  like, man, this was warm as fuck. It was so the weirdest
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  feeling. I was like, the fuck that is so gross that we had
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  to pick up the dog ship. I took my dog out for for for
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  a walk this morning, and yeah, you for sure you hate picking up
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  the ship. Yeah you have to, though, because I mean, no,
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  I haven't. I have a big ass dog. So like, if
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  I leave a ship out there, that's a big ass set out there.
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  You don't know if a homeless did that or like or you you have a
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  lawn. Uh, what's your protocol? People not picking up their ship?
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  Usually people you know, I know all the neighborhood dogs that walked around,
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  so I know who's like, you know, like drop it back off.
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  I know you won't done it. A few times you've done that ship,
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  yeah, especially because a neighbor has these little bitch ass dogs that like could
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  like to come up to my gate and just instigate my dogs. Just what
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  is it? Taunt them? They just taunt them and then like they like
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  to fucking ship on the side of the driveway. So I'll just go throw
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  that ship on their side. But I'll wait for it's like a big bag,
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  and then I'll just dump the bag right there. You know what I
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  used to do, piece of ship, asshole. I used to walk my
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  old dog back when I was with Homegirl. I used to walk this dog
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  and we lived right next to a freeway, and I would pick up the
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  dog shit because it's a fucking neighborhood and there's people's houses and but I would
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  get that bag and I would just toss it on the freeway just hopefully landed
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  on someone's fucking windshield. Damn, like a ship dog. I wouldn't even
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  close it. Your ship would fly such a fucking asshole something. And that's
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  a very asshole. You were telling Will to do that the other day when
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  at your house. Just throw it over there. Oh that that's different.
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  Yeah, I'm not. I'm like, just throw it over there. I
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  was like, throw my dog shit over there. Bull. I was like,
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  just throw the doction over there. But yeah, I don't know.
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  I wish there was something that was like automatic fucking dog picker shit her upper.
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  Those spos don't sit in the same place. They like to mark her,
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  Yeah, they don't. Fucking Yeah, But I mean, how does
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  your dog now three? Okay, you still have a long time old dog
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  talking about so you want to an old dog? How he did Fluffy show?
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  Yeah? I met that. I met the dog that that fits one
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  hundred and fifty thousand dollars at Homie Damn fool was walking around Fluffy's like feeding
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  them this kid, this dog lives life, dog live better than me.
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  Does the dog still move? Yeah? The dogs chilling as just eighteen like
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  you know, it's tongues all out, all funny. But does it still
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  move? But does it like it's got got some spunk in it. It's
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  more than fluffy. But uh no, dog I met the dog, got
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  it? You could tell it's they got love, and I mean you pet
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  it? No, you can't pet it. I could have pet it,
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  but you know, we stayed away from I don't know, famous people's dogs.
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  You know, you know the next thing, you know, it bites
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  you. That's a good call. That ship bites me like a soooth fuffy.
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  We get papers. I get papers, dude, that'd be pretty tight
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  get papers off a dog bite. Yeah, you could. That's technically like
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  a stabbing, right, I mean you could figure it out. I mean,
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  if you got a good lawyer, Fluffy gave you papers that would be
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  ahead of a story. That'd be a story for sure. Yeah. But
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  I mean, so what's up with that dog? It just old dog.
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  You gotta think about a dog that got a fifty one hundred and fifty dollars
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  thousand kids Signeta. Some girls that didn't even get a King Signeta. Who
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  I've been to k Signeta's in backyards and it costs fifteen thousand dollarms. This
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  was one hundred and fifty. It makes no sense, man, But you
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  know it got you know, it was deductible to Let's be real. You
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  know he's using that as a taxi do doctor Buller Naw, it's just the
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  excess in this you know what I'm saying? Do you really need all that
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  bullshit? What's too much? In ray? Okay? First of all,
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  Like, first of all, is everybody and everybody here is a king signeta
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  a good move or a bad move. I think we've had this conversation before
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  this very podcast. But to sum it up, I would rather like give
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  money to travel or like give money to a fucking car, a badass car,
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  than putting it on for it. Does fifteen year Does a fifteen year
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  old really deserve a badass car? She don't deserve a king either, though
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  I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that she deserves a big as party
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  either. Like a badass car the insurance is gonna go is gonna be hell
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  through the roof. She doesn't deserve a Mustag. She deserves a Honda Civic.
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  No, No, what badass car mean, like like something like with
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  leather seats, Look something that's that's I would tell my daughter. I was
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  like, look, you don't you don't just say something from the last five
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  years there boom. Yeah, we weren't talking. You know, Corvette fucking
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  Civicce nowadays are pretty fucking good. Yeah no, but that's exactly what I
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  would tell my next b bitch. Yeah, that's exactly what I would tell
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  my daughter. I was like, look, it'll make those though. What
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  the xbs oude? That's a shitty car. Gotta start them, humble fool
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  still around, dude, Hey do you see that? Like? All right,
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  so what about you? You went to give me? Sure you won
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  the Sweet sixteen? Huh, I'm not gonna lie, dude, I wanted
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  one when I was fucking When I turned fifteen, I looked at my dad.
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  I was like, I just had a what Dad, you haven't even
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  seen MTV we sixteen? They have them for boys. What did your dad?
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  What did you say? My sister didn't even get My parents were sister
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  was a pretty girl, So like, why is she not hav one?
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  Because she got she got to understand of your daughter's fat too, to my
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  daughter's fat conn is off the table. Dog. We're traveling for sure,
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  you're not even getting No, you're getting a trainer. You're getting in personally,
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  skinn Yeah, I do not know. Well, you want kids to
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  show up. Okay, okay, if my daughter's If my daughter's fat at
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  fourteen, yeah you are. Yeah, you know you don't want the A
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  V Club in there, you know, and then let's be grow bas we
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  see pet these kids are skinny if you're on the hatch door. Yeah,
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  but I'm not gonna lie. If my daughter was like a little tas every
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  morning, if my daughter was a little chunky and I wanted her to lose
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  weight, that would That's why I tell her, your daughter looks like do
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  you know she did not have my daughter does If my daughter looks like dude,
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  those my daughter, my daughter looks like my daughter looks like ken flooris.
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  But I would, I would do it. I will do something to
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  motivate her. I look at her and look, I look at her and
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  tell her like, look, you're fourteen. You got one year to lose
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  fifty pounds. You lose the fifty pounds, you get a king scenarios and
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  bigo, she dies over the kings. I read a story about this because
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  I get nothing for those big bad dudes. It's like the world is like,
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  don't try some. It was this bitch she was getting said, I'm
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  on the floor laughing. This bitch was getting ready for her daughter's wedding.
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  Food. She wanted to do this weight so she kinds and big tonguey.
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  She died right before the wedding. No, yeah, because like her body
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  was in processing. Sh yeah, this is it. Yeah happens, bro,
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  that's sad though, that she was crazy. She need to make it
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  to her daughter's wedding. Damn, I bet you. I wonder if her
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  daughter was fat. I didn't really disclose much of that information, but I
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  just thought that ship was a trip. But yeah, I wouldn't want to
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  have a bro, you know what's a trip? Forty thousand people showed up
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  to rub Evara's Kinsa remember like Kesa the movie, Like he said Ruby,
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  Yeah, dude, people, I almost riskd my I almost risked my citizenship.
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  I said, fuck, I gotta go to Kings's Ruby. So how
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  many people went? That's a lot, dog. But was it a real
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  party? Yeah? It was a real Signeta and then you don't remember what
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  happen. Remember the videos they put out? Can you even buye people?
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  Can you play? Can you play find it? Oh? So, so
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  her parents are having a rancho. They're like it's it's a name Pancho.
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  Hey, but who is this bitch? Some random checked the Rancho like Rancho
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  like she's all right, Like she's cooltious me. We can't say she's now,
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  but she's a good looking you know, it's pretty. She's a pretty
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  pretty girl. Yeah, And they're on Instagram saying, hey, whenos dias
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  hinte papasa ruby? Those like kind of just like an invitation, and Instagram
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  took it as an invitation for the whole fucking squad, and so people started
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  saying, I'm going, I'm going. It got on the news, the
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  news went to her house, like Inanda the Ruby. I think it was
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  a big I mean, look, I fifteen thousand people showed up food that
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  invite made it to CNN. Bro. Yes, bro, you have to
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  that's a lot, bro. And people brought Gibbs. Yeah, I'm pretty
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  sure. I'm pretty sure people like sponsored it. How they have to.
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  A man has been killed in a horse race at a birthday party that hit
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  the headlines after the invitation went viral. Damn and her Kins. Oh yeah,
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  hey, somebody some Christians said, bro, my grandpa went to that
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  king. It was popping. It must have been like at that point,
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  it must have been like, what are those things that they call in Mexico?
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  No? No, no, no, you've heard it? Oh and
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  is it? Fistas played the invite real quick, but I can't show the
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  video. I don't knows. And candle be a real los normal ship my
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  mom tried to gave me go once. Yeah, just not bothering people,
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  bothering people, singing and ship. And then do you ever play the little
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  the little stick figure thinging with the baby. Yeah, well if you get
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  he got through a party, Yeah, just swallow the fucking this classic I'm
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  fallowing that ship. Just be like this is coming down and ship these people.
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  I was trying to go to a party for sure, Like you just
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  like what I mean? And then no one baby under your tongue for no
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  party. You fucking look like the guy from the SpongeBob. I feel like
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  Tommy would just swallow the baby to the baby, tell me he's a whole
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  rose cup by himself. Huh. But I feel when tom when Tommy choose
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  inside his mouth dog. Have you ever seen a Molino when they make charon
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  dog and that thing that works, I feel like that's how Tommy's teeth were
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  teeth work inside. You know when they put that fucking Molino and they put
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  the corner they put, that's literally I feel like that's that's what happens when
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  Tommy fucking Jews. That's crazy, dude. These fools are saying it was
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  sponsored by They got there and they raffled the goat. That's pretty tight,
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  dog. I'm not gonna lie. I shot him. Shot out to Ruby.
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  When you're twenty first, baby, she's probably been fucking twenty four.
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  She's been past that age. Man. It's probably married and she has a
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  rancho now and she's like trying to be a singer or whatever. Imagine she
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  tried to get some clout off. You know she Dannce good. You know
• 20:48
  her bottles was off the chain. But still though, that's crazy forty thousand,
• 20:52
  Like who paid for that? Her parents got sponsorships full I think about
• 20:59
  it. Just put McDonald and McDonald's like a little company sponsor. Dog.
• 21:03
  Why the fuck is Bart's getting so much clout on Instagram? This was fighting
• 21:07
  the world, fighting hate, right, He's he's back on t r T
• 21:15
  bro It's dude, he's over there getting food reviews. It's entertaining. I
• 21:18
  got a guy he's not. He's now he's like he does food. Add
• 21:21
  isn't that kind of a little biased though? It's it is as biased as
• 21:26
  it can be, Dude, I love it. I love it. Bart's
• 21:29
  you got. That's why I never really kind of like wanted to fucking cook
• 21:32
  myself, like or just make a certain kind of serious because it's biased as
• 21:36
  fuck. Like I feel like if I were to be a chef and then
• 21:38
  I were to do and be doing reviews, it'd be like, come on
• 21:41
  for it's just one side that anybody could just grease your wheels and just to
• 21:45
  be like, hey, fucking go ahead and do this ship right. Yeah,
• 21:48
  I don't know. That's just how I feel about it. But can
• 21:52
  we just focus on making new food, like you know what I mean?
• 21:56
  Like businesses are already, like food businesses already have a fifty ninety percent is
• 22:03
  it sixty percent chance of failure already as it is. But after April next
• 22:07
  year, y'all better get ready, dog, you better bought it. You
• 22:11
  guys better get ready to learn how to cook. Dude. By what's happening,
• 22:15
  how fast food restaurants are gonna put you know, mommy pops out of
• 22:18
  business because of that launch, you know the way. Yeah, man,
• 22:25
  it's gonna suck. It's cheaper to buy groceries and cook than to go out.
• 22:30
  It really is. Dog My wife may peak and that probsm. Actually,
• 22:37
  I'm going to Style Bro Food Postmates for some mediterranean food for two people,
• 22:45
  two people. Seventy five dollars. Bro jerked you off and nothing came
• 22:51
  out. Seventy five fucking dollars, Bro. You know what's that we pay?
• 23:00
  You know, you're there chilling with the girl with the female, she's
• 23:03
  like, what do you want. You're like, let's get let's fight.
• 23:06
  No, no, after that and then she's like let's I was like,
• 23:08
  what do you want? She's like, let's get some piasa And I was
• 23:11
  like, what do you want? Let's get some pizza. But I'm like,
• 23:12
  I don't want Dominoes. She's like, on your card. Speaking of
• 23:15
  Dominoes, I wanted to give a shout out to Dominoes. They gave me
• 23:18
  an emergency free pizza, So thanks guys. They are doing that right.
• 23:23
  Yeah, well, if you have the count with the points, I got
• 23:27
  enough points to get that, so I got a free pizza yesterday. That's
• 23:30
  like, that's like when you burn your dinner, right, some bullshit like
• 23:33
  that. You know, White people fun up, They're like, oh,
• 23:33
  you burn your dinner, you got an emergent pizza, can pick it up.
• 23:37
  It worked. Yeah, did you burn your dinner? We have plenty
• 23:41
  of it. We're just like, you know, let's just eat pizza today.
• 23:45
  Yeah. I don't know rates a lot of pizza though, he does.
• 23:48
  He's got pizza. He got a pizza ta too. Don't eat pizza
• 23:51
  every day, but I do love pizza. He knew you, I mean
• 23:53
  obviously, but you've made a good pizza. You've made like your own I
• 23:56
  made a pizza once. Yeahs And all that thought of getting like your own
• 24:00
  pizza oven. You know you see those on Shark taking ship. Nah No,
• 24:04
  no, I can't. I don't want to perfect it, you like,
• 24:08
  I can't put my time into making pizza because making pizza is, Yes,
• 24:15
  it's an art. Time into that ship. One of my dreams,
• 24:19
  though, is on the pizzeria with like a movie theater built in type of
• 24:22
  thing people gonna watch a film an eat pizza. Why isn't that a thing?
• 24:26
  Crust? I'm sure and Italy it's a thing, that thing in there
• 24:30
  over there. Yeah, I think that'd be pretty like your own little personal
• 24:33
  pizza. Yeah, and so people can smoke in the theater too, But
• 24:38
  you know, thinking too far ahead. Yesterday I went to Universal and then
• 24:44
  what is it? I was like, I was off the shows and then
• 24:45
  I was like looking at like interesting movie facts and this is not a Universal
• 24:49
  movie. But you know poultry guys, yep, Oh, I didn't know
• 24:53
  that. Like in that scene at the end, like when the bodies are
• 24:59
  like it was using the fun the puddle and she falls or whatever, like
• 25:03
  those are real skeletons, Like those ships are like real fucking corpseious. Dog,
• 25:07
  I don't know that they fucking used And like, isn't that illegal to
• 25:12
  have? Now? It is? It's it's illegal now, right because that
• 25:17
  should be buried. I don't think at that time it was. There was
• 25:19
  so many rules and movies to like a bunch of stupid ship bro like like
• 25:23
  the like bro like the movie Cycle was the first one to ever have a
• 25:26
  toilet flushing and and it was a big fucking deal according to some people.
• 25:30
  Why because they just didn't film in the bathroom. Dog, I don't know
• 25:33
  what it was all all, Like how they lose first close up, the
• 25:37
  first dick shot, the first pussy shot. There's a lot of first shots
• 25:41
  in film, which are and then are they a big d r anywhere?
• 25:44
  Any of even great? I'm sure there were. The Cycle, the cycle
• 25:48
  showers, the first cum shot. I mean, come on, dude,
• 25:52
  the first, the first that should be on, that should be that should
• 25:55
  be recorded, the first, the first cycle shower scene. That ship,
• 25:56
  it was like the first in this kind, right, yeah, yeah,
• 26:00
  it was about it. Back in the days you had big, gigantic gass
• 26:04
  cameras and to put that big gigantic ass camera in the little spot had a
• 26:10
  film like the shower scene in Cycle. Honestly, when you look at it
• 26:15
  from a cinematographer's point of view, and then when you're look in the back
• 26:18
  at a where it's like the late sixties or like early sixties or whatever,
• 26:22
  that ship is tough to like to basically have it on screen. It's just
• 26:29
  like, you know what takes, you know what takes to me looks crazy
• 26:30
  to record. You remember in Scarface when they're in the bathroom when they got
• 26:36
  the chainsaw, That looks crazy as fucked recording. They probably cut through the
• 26:40
  wall. It looks like I'm sure they did. Yeah, like they probably.
• 26:42
  It probably was one of those things where they for certain things like that
• 26:45
  they mode. I feel like they'll cut through a whole wall to make sure
• 26:48
  that the camera has enough screen. I don't know that. I'm looking on
• 26:49
  my south and you get that good. I'm like, how did it's all
• 26:53
  tight? You can feel it's tight. I'm sure the camera is huge.
• 26:56
  They don't have these little webcams that we have now, So in my head,
• 26:59
  I'm like, it's like it's like when like one of the biggest things
• 27:03
  and when when filming that like you can respect, is like how the fuck
• 27:06
  they capture rain? Because rain is so hard to get. Like if me
• 27:08
  and RAINO, me and Ray go outside and we try to film this ship
• 27:12
  just regular, you can't really see the rain in the fucking film, Like
• 27:15
  you can't really see it on camera. Bro, There's so much that goes
• 27:18
  behind it. There's certain lights that go behind the rain. Drops have to
• 27:22
  be bigger for it to be visibly. Yeah, like all that ship has
• 27:27
  to be like sometimes like those Usher movies, you know when ushers like you
• 27:30
  know, dancing in the rain and ship like that's hard to fucking do.
• 27:33
  Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Real rain will not be able
• 27:38
  to be captured like that because every rain drop is significantly different within its own
• 27:42
  so you need it for it to be consistent. And when the light hits
• 27:45
  the regular rain drops, it doesn't go transit the same way as compared to
• 27:49
  when you are making it where it's like all the goal thoughts are depending You're
• 27:52
  gonna come out the same depending on the volume of the hose that's spitting out
• 27:57
  the main water. You know, like I took I took a couple of
• 28:02
  cinema classes and I was mind blown. Yeah, they used to add milk
• 28:06
  to it, bro to to the water for real, Yeah, like back
• 28:08
  in the days, to make it look more like more like uh, not
• 28:11
  a lot, but they used to, you know, just a little bit.
• 28:15
  The things that when I took my center the cinema what is it cinematrophic
• 28:21
  classes whatever, I took those. There was an audio class in there and
• 28:25
  when I found out what Foley was that that would use it. You know
• 28:29
  what folly is? Folly? Yeah? Is he saying it right? Yeah?
• 28:33
  Yeah, don't you. I took a class to this, took class
• 28:37
  so Foley, But When I found out what that was, it blew my
• 28:38
  mind. All the sounds that you hear on movies, well a lot of
• 28:42
  them, not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh like
• 28:45
  the help me there, that's his job, yeah, bro, like everything
• 28:48
  like uh like uh, thunder, They'll use a water bottle. Yeah,
• 28:53
  and then they just add the thunder and then your head already does what it
• 28:56
  knows what to do. It's like, well it sounds like it. So
• 28:59
  you know what I always wanted to do is I always wanted to like jump
• 29:00
  through one of those like candy glass windows, yeah, or like get thrown
• 29:04
  through one. But then I'm scared of falling on the sugar glass sugar glass
• 29:08
  by that she's expensive, is it? Prop? Sorry for yesterday the right
• 29:15
  propol. Yesterday I saw a fucking van park by the prop thing and they
• 29:18
  had like monster fucking costumes in the back and the lady she was some some
• 29:22
  lady just doing the regular job and you could just see the monster skins nice
• 29:27
  like just like they're all on the drag in your thing, like yeah,
• 29:30
  just like but she had a roll dog and I was like, man,
• 29:33
  I could just jump in the back of that van, just go go see
• 29:38
  what's up, like that room in like that room in that movie Big Fat
• 29:41
  Liar with Frankie Mullions. Damn, that shit was tired and the Amanda Vines.
• 29:47
  You like that movie? Yeah, that movie was tight for you classic
• 29:51
  you know you know what was tight man, that fucking pulling that movie Dog
• 29:55
  with the slide from the top Dog. That ship. I don't even like
• 29:57
  fucking water dog, but that's ship was tied dog. Oh, I just
• 30:02
  expected a lot from what is here. You can't beat the no No.
• 30:07
  Malcolm in the middle a race car. The race car driver talked about this
• 30:12
  before, have we Yeah he he he races like NASCAR type of cars.
• 30:17
  But okay, okay, but he does no acting like to him acting since
• 30:22
  him in the middle, bro, Yeah, maybe he's like Jonathan Taylor Thomas
• 30:25
  damn because he was well wrapped to that guy does the same ship. He's
• 30:27
  private about it like he's just yeah, like he's just he. He didn't
• 30:32
  like being in the stop. He didn't like being in the spotlight. He
• 30:34
  didn't like being a heart throb. He didn't like being none of that.
• 30:37
  Just imagine being a kid and having your whole childhood just swallowed up by Hollywood.
• 30:49
  Yeah, yeah, shout out to Tim stand up put yeah he does.
• 30:56
  He does a laugh actory a lot. There's no sand class coming out
• 31:00
  with that food. Sta Claus another one. Yes, this year. I
• 31:03
  don't know this year, next year, but it's coming out. It may
• 31:07
  have came out. If I'm not mistaken, there anything good coming out for
• 31:11
  Christmas, because oh, Napoleon looks gangster dog. Napoleon looks promising as Papollion,
• 31:17
  And they got, oh, you're talking about the joker as Napoleon.
• 31:22
  That's exactly why. I'm like, yeah, like, I'm like all the
• 31:26
  jokes Napoleon. Yeah, Napoleon was a jokester. You know in history,
• 31:30
  he's supposed to be short. Sure, yeah he was like my height probably
• 31:34
  let me see. I just pictured like a caddy blaze with a crown,
• 31:41
  just mad as fuck, just like fucking kill. But he said, my
• 31:45
  hash sucked. Napoleon was five six How tall it is? Fucking uh he's
• 31:52
  like five six by seven. Oh shit, he is, like, Napoleon,
• 31:56
  how tall are you? I'm five three. Oh you're short of the
• 31:59
  caddy blay. Yeah, well I'm standing next to that food. Damn's always
• 32:05
  hobby, I think we're the same height. May be an inch taller me,
• 32:08
  who knows, maybe because the snap bag. Yeah damn, that's crazy,
• 32:14
  man. Ralph Romos is good morning from Vegas. Dog. Good morning
• 32:16
  dog, I mean dog, how's thet how's the formula up there? Oh
• 32:21
  yeah, I forgot that ship they I heard they fucked the Vegas because of
• 32:24
  that. Vegas is a city of construction right now. That is what I
• 32:28
  heard, like and based on those TikTok videos that posted, but like sid
• 32:32
  City is now construction city, and I'm like, bitch, we're in l
• 32:36
  A. We can't even take the freeway to go over there right now.
• 32:37
  That fond's pretty dope, though, Like that Fek's pretty dope. I always
• 32:44
  wanted to like see it in person, you know. I So they gonna
• 32:49
  punch some bread out there. Ralph, joy Vegas, Dog, have fun.
• 32:52
  It's works hard. It's gonna be hard to enjoy Vegas. He's working,
• 32:55
  stupid, he's working. Yeah, I tell you, I thought it
• 32:59
  was part of they stay hydrated. Ralph. We don't know how hot is
• 33:01
  it over there and ship it's actually probably cold for that form for work.
• 33:09
  Yeah, he's working it stupid. Yeah, it makes sense. People don't
• 33:13
  work, it's still gonna be fun. Yeah, But is that is that
• 33:19
  the supercars? The kind of cars he's practically a supercar in the very okay,
• 33:23
  but what kind of cars those are? Those? Like the ones with
• 33:25
  the like the Ferrari styles, This is a NASCAR's fer styles, don't know.
• 33:30
  With the big ass fucking wheels, those wheels looking thick, We're not
• 33:37
  mistaken them with the drag cars where they got big giant wheels in the back
• 33:40
  and so they have ones for the ones are the fools with the parachutes they
• 33:44
  have in the backs and that's that's that's drag. Yeah, we're not talking
• 33:50
  about we're not talking about drag queens like drag cars. I was like,
• 33:52
  so there's drag queens driving those cars. Yeah, and they're wearing dresses them
• 33:59
  drag be Damn drag queens must be rich as fuck because that's a very expensive
• 34:02
  sport. Is this it's not a sport, f one, it's a sport.
• 34:12
  A sport you know you know what it'll be, you know you know
• 34:16
  what, you know what I haven't thought you know what I haven't thought of
• 34:20
  that? Like, you know, how like the gays are always getting into
• 34:22
  like all the other Like they're like put us into the w n B A,
• 34:25
  put us into the NBA, Like why don't you guys just start your
• 34:28
  own ship like g n B A g LB like you know or like and
• 34:32
  then just like you know, like come up like this was this It's like
• 34:36
  you know, these organizations were built on like like like heterosexuality and stuff that
• 34:40
  like that, Like, uh, you know that did you guys really don't
• 34:44
  don't agree with you know, how much more Impressville would be if you guys
• 34:47
  built your own stadium and it was all rainbow colored and you know, dicks
• 34:50
  everywhere, vaginas and ship and just think they would want dix and whatever it
• 34:55
  needed to be. I'm just saying, like, so like they have a
• 34:59
  pretty powerful move man, the amount of all fucking people like you know,
• 35:01
  the Negro League couldn't fucking build their own fucking stadium, you know what I
• 35:05
  mean. They couldn't make that ship last for a while. Like I think
• 35:07
  that I'm pretty sure some of them still fucking play, but it's not a
• 35:09
  big deal. But I'm just saying, like I'm just saying for the gays,
• 35:13
  I would love for you to ask magic Johnson that why why isn't your
• 35:15
  a negro league. He's like, because there's no money in it. Son,
• 35:20
  Like he's saying, tell me, bro, that's what Magic's gonna tell
• 35:22
  me. So what you're saying, he's on. Like instead of the UFC,
• 35:25
  which is Ultimate Fighting Champion KFC, it's t UFC trans Ultimate Fighting Championship.
• 35:36
  Like yeah, like somebo, it counts adding a T to all that
• 35:38
  you're adding all the tea to all instead of MLS T MLS, damn he
• 35:45
  said, damn NFL instead of NFL t NFL. Just add the T for
• 35:51
  just trans for whatever else it is. I'm just saying, bro, like
• 35:53
  if it like and then you know it's like think about it, like look
• 35:58
  look at the look at the the Women's angel FC. They used the same
• 36:00
  stadium, but separate day, separate game. I'm just saying, God,
• 36:07
  I don't know. I saw some girl deny. I saw some girl deny
• 36:08
  a pool game because the guy was trans Word Championship pool game. I don't
• 36:14
  know if that counts. What do you think about points? I saw some
• 36:15
  fool and bowling do that say no? Yeah, because it was like a
• 36:20
  guy's league or something like that, and it was something like that, and
• 36:22
  I was like, man, even, we'll check this out right here,
• 36:24
  We'll put it up on the screen. Trans soccer team that's making history,
• 36:30
  don't Yeah, man, what's the history the fact that there's a soccer team
• 36:37
  in history who did playing against I don't know. They got their own league
• 36:42
  apparently there we go league. Yeah, see that's dope, have your own
• 36:45
  league. They got you wrong. League hurt too much? Who's the ref?
• 36:52
  Male or female? Because it might be biased? Could be transs gotta
• 36:54
  be trans. The ref's gotta be trans because then it's not biased. It's
• 36:59
  gotta be like it doesn't know where, because then what if it just starts
• 37:01
  picking actually in England all this stuff, which is England appropriate because you know
• 37:07
  they love soccer. Yeah, but that suck. Yeah, that's I don't
• 37:15
  know. I'm just saying like that would be like a hella, Like that
• 37:21
  would definitely show the rest of the world to tell you that much. You
• 37:23
  saw what happened, and I'm gonna hype you up a little bit. What
• 37:28
  the fun's up with San Francisco? They can clean up the homelessness for the
• 37:32
  elite. I just want to know what they did with all those same questions
• 37:36
  to l A, like can we have can we have those chinos come visit
• 37:39
  La? We? When? When we when have we done it? We've
• 37:44
  never like I mean through Sofi for the Super Bowl they cleaned up a little
• 37:46
  bit. But my own thing is like, what do they do like with
• 37:51
  those homelesses? Them in the hotels? Hey, get out of here.
• 37:53
  I'll give you a fucking two day hotel. Okay, then they fuck up
• 37:57
  the hotels. Do you think they give a fuck about the moment? You
• 38:00
  think the government cares about money but just taxes for more of it. I'm
• 38:05
  saying that that's kind. I'm so all these homelesses aren't motels right now,
• 38:08
  I don't know. We're asking me where they went. I mean, obviously
• 38:09
  they have to go somewhere. Yeah, if anything you just give them.
• 38:14
  You can literally just go tell me, like, I'll give you this a
• 38:15
  ball if you leave, like the Sea Song for sure, it's a place
• 38:20
  for homeless people now living crazy. Yeah, how come they don't how come
• 38:24
  they don't set fire to that? Did you want to set fire another freeway?
• 38:28
  I mean you would have to set fire for the whole block, because
• 38:30
  like god damn to other businesses, you know, But it's Jeffrey said,
• 38:35
  they do that all the time in LA especially. They did it for the
• 38:37
  Super Bowl. Just wait till the Olympics. They're going to get they're going
• 38:42
  to get eliminated and get taken away for only a certain amount of time because
• 38:45
  the Olympics is only for a little bit. But for the Olympics, we
• 38:47
  have to show that America's elite can't be having homeless people talking about it like
• 38:52
  that. That's still not going to stop fucking other crime for fucking happening.
• 38:57
  You know what's gonna happen, or the homeless are gone right and all this
• 39:00
  shit, then all these fools, all these fools that they like robbing fucking
• 39:02
  tourists, shit, are gonna be like, great, the seat's cleaned up,
• 39:06
  so we could just rob everybody now, like we need to. We
• 39:08
  need to bring back those like nineteen nineties fucking cops that were just like freeze
• 39:13
  by ba ba I told you to freeze, you know what I mean,
• 39:15
  and be like, oh damn, Like we need that. We need that
• 39:19
  kind of enforcement in LA right now. That's the ship LA is at.
• 39:22
  I just met someone that's kind of like that. I just met the sheriff,
• 39:28
  that cop Richie ra mirrors, Oh Richard, oh the fat fool.
• 39:31
  Yeah, hell yeah, I met him yesterday. That's your first time meeting
• 39:35
  him? Yeah, you know, yeah, nothing like he's not like,
• 39:37
  oh, dude, well I've never met the guy. Yeah I didn't.
• 39:39
  I mean, he was cool meeting him. But yeah, I met the
• 39:42
  detective. Yeah, his name is killed. He's a fucking cop, like
• 39:45
  the one you're talking about. No bullshit. Yeah, like like a man,
• 39:49
  like a veterans. He went to war. He's that kind of cop.
• 39:52
  Was like play stupid games when stupid practice. Dude around him. I
• 39:55
  didn't even hear my baby pen. He was like dog, I said,
• 40:00
  thank you for your service. I was very interested in his story. I
• 40:04
  was like, what the fuck? And he was telling me about how he
• 40:06
  caught Richard Mairez, how he figured out it was a serial killer, and
• 40:09
  uh, guess what you want to know myth I'm fucking I'm you guys should
• 40:14
  be listening to this on the podcast. I did. But Spoilerlert, I
• 40:19
  guess I guess Lasta didn't beat him up. You know how they said Lasta
• 40:23
  beat him up when they caught him in East l A. Bullshit, that's
• 40:28
  all myth and that's really didn't like he told you, Yeah, he told
• 40:30
  me. When they caught him that, he was like perfectly fine. He
• 40:32
  was on the George Lopez podcast. George Lopez has not done a podcast ever
• 40:36
  since. Fucking that Ralph Barbosa shit. I used to you know why I
• 40:39
  put that ship. I used to listen to it every fucking thing. This
• 40:45
  caught this comedian that like George was like, I don't even know who the
• 40:49
  fuck he is, and then people wanted to run with that, and that
• 40:52
  fools huge. You got a Netflix special called Caywa Banga. I feel like
• 40:57
  every almost comedian has a Netflix special. Yeah it's not it's not a special
• 41:00
  no more. It's just a Netflix just camp floor just getting one next month.
• 41:05
  That's why I said it's not a special no more. I'm not the
• 41:07
  first one to say it. But it used to be special because he used
• 41:08
  to go on HBO a special one a year, two a year, Eddie
• 41:13
  Murphy's special, and then the and then the food with the is getting one
• 41:16
  the month after that on Netflix is Spanish. I mean to keep it o
• 41:20
  G like to have a Netflix to have a special on HBO honestly, it's
• 41:23
  still a big deal. That's HBO, bro, And that's what George said.
• 41:29
  George like, I rather my special go on h on Hbo and get
• 41:31
  less views than to go on Netflix where it's gonna get no. No,
• 41:37
  my mind's on HBO catalog. Like would you want to be on Comedy Central
• 41:39
  or Deaf Jam as far as the comedy ship, Yeah, your deaf Jam,
• 41:44
  come on, dude, but it's not special. Everyone's geting. They're
• 41:46
  giving them out like candy. Dude, if you're a midgeing, you standard.
• 41:49
  That's what I'm saying. We should fucking just record, like record your
• 41:52
  own special and just put him out on your fucking website. That's what fucking
• 41:55
  trailer did and been saying this ship for a long time to you guys,
• 42:00
  and you guys should fuck everybody told me why I hate to do a Netflix
• 42:02
  special because I wanted to produce myself. It's funny, right, yeah,
• 42:08
  but louis c K special. So that's the last time you did the podcast.
• 42:15
  Look at this, Rex said it real with Rex said it real quick,
• 42:19
  real quick. I don't understand why has to back every comedian just because
• 42:23
  they're Mexican. They don't, bro. Believe me, There's plenty of fucking
• 42:28
  assholes out there that will be like, fuck this fool. I've heard them
• 42:30
  personally. I was like, they do not back each other up. And
• 42:34
  just because they back you up, that means they don't really back you up.
• 42:37
  Bro. They'll take the picture, they'll do your podcast and do whatever
• 42:38
  the fuck they gotta do. Is hypocrisy, Bro, It's a lot of
• 42:44
  hypocrisy in this ship. Bro, Like, not everybody backs you up,
• 42:47
  whether they say they back you up or they don't. This is truth I've
• 42:52
  heard at all. I've heard people say fuck x y Z fucking a couple
• 42:58
  months later touring with x Y and z x y Z and friends to my
• 43:01
  best friend, he's my best friend type of ship, bro, Are you
• 43:05
  seriously that's the last part that makes that makes him look even dumber that the
• 43:07
  that podcast you just stopped because you blew some Mexican up. But you should
• 43:12
  be happy about even though you didn't know whom you're being a little fucking asshole.
• 43:15
  Done again, you did something good for a kid. George was working
• 43:19
  on a on a TV show on a major network. I don't think he
• 43:22
  has the time for a fucking podcast. I do. I do agree with
• 43:25
  that, But at the end of day, man, you help some kid
• 43:29
  out. George Lopez didn't deserve that backlash for that petty ship. Like like
• 43:32
  rig said, he really didn't like he really what if he really didn't know
• 43:36
  who route was? Bro? What if he what if he's bro? He
• 43:39
  just finished filming that show with his daughter. Okay, but what okay?
• 43:43
  Okay, and everybody else's defense at He's not the first time he's known to
• 43:47
  be a hater against Rassa. It's not like it was like all the first
• 43:51
  time he's known. Everyone's like, bro that like Fluffy. I gotta give
• 43:53
  it up to Fluffy. He literally had and he's covering all the check marks
• 43:58
  he had concrete on he's got in flat. That's as of lately though,
• 44:00
  Yeah, that's as of lately. Why is that happening as of lake?
• 44:06
  Is it true or is it? Is it? Like? Hey, bro,
• 44:07
  I'm getting ready to kind of retire, and I don't want people to
• 44:10
  really take on the phocas Fluffy putting that on his agenda, with the agenda
• 44:15
  that's going on with the whole But I actually think, I actually think he
• 44:19
  likes it and honestly the money. It's not the money. He can pay
• 44:22
  for it. I honestly think I mean a lot of it is the money,
• 44:24
  though not no more than I don't think yeah, no, no,
• 44:29
  no no, not like I think Fluffy is really just bringing people out at
• 44:31
  this point because shout out to Martine for telling him to do that for whatever,
• 44:37
  for whatever. You just gotta think about it. All of a sudden,
• 44:40
  we see Hooter fucking opening up town. Was like, we know things
• 44:44
  work. That was See, that's exactly what I mean, him giving something
• 44:47
  on the opportunity to just do that once. That's gonna be cool on Fluffy
• 44:52
  like everyone everyone that's done it posted a comment saying thank you, Fluffy,
• 44:57
  thank you so much. And I'm like, bro, it's a feeling that
• 45:00
  don't want you if you don't know what he did. He put love into
• 45:02
  that ship, bro, Yeah, you got to put love into things,
• 45:06
  right ray Yeah dude. Yeah. There's a lot of barts in the comedy
• 45:12
  world, though, Like it'd be like, I like how this is I
• 45:16
  like how this is gonna be a Can we make a T shirt that says
• 45:22
  quit barting on me? No? I almostind you should make sure it's Bart
• 45:28
  said it is cheaper over there. I almost kind of regret not putting the
• 45:34
  camera on Bart's when he was, you know, bringing the set down and
• 45:37
  ship oh shut. That was every day. I would it would be like
• 45:42
  Mike Gongheto's video that I'll post it up once a week, like hey,
• 45:45
  remember this ship. You still haven't got it. It would be out of
• 45:47
  business. I can't get him out here. Bro. I wanted with the
• 45:50
  I want it with the little racist guy on it. I don't want the
• 45:52
  regular one. You could got regular one. Yeah, I want it with
• 45:54
  the little African dude on there. It was gonna cost you little penny.
• 45:58
  I'll pay the money, though, Like for real, you sell real racist
• 46:01
  and you're like, I'll pay the money for those What did they just look
• 46:08
  good? Dude? I mean there's just the peanut butter inside talked it on
• 46:15
  the outside. What else was dog? Is it dark chocolate? That would
• 46:22
  get one of those little characters tatted? What's dog? I would give?
• 46:28
  I would get one of those little at four hundred fucking subscribers, dog,
• 46:32
  I'll get one of those Conquito's tatted dog, the one that looks like Kodak
• 46:37
  black, the one the one that jumps, the one that jumps in Devil's
• 46:40
  arms. It was like eastcos that one. I'll get that one tattened.
• 46:46
  Well, we're like already at three hundred and fifty, bro, yeah,
• 46:51
  technically we are, right. Did you get one of them tatted at four
• 46:54
  hundred? All right? It has to be something crazy though, something but
• 47:00
  not get the chocol media guy that play soccer dog. We'll get an intro
• 47:05
  Mexico thing. That's so man, dude, you get the most fucking cliche
• 47:09
  tattoo. I need it like I need it like the garment, don't know,
• 47:15
  put on your dig Dude, I can never get it. Oh man,
• 47:17
  It's gotta be something like get that Get that sleeping Mexican into a tree.
• 47:22
  You get that one? Dog? Yeah, get that ship? Bro.
• 47:27
  You know I remember the conversation Starter, Bro, I remember that episode
• 47:30
  George, every fucking Latino that is the Levy La next person. Do you
• 47:35
  know how I'm fixing that is? Come up to you, dog? All
• 47:38
  right, what tattoo? What Mexican tattoo can he get? Would you get
• 47:42
  that that got the bird headed? I'll get that that got the bird first?
• 47:45
  Yeah? All right, fine, in four hundred, I get the
• 47:47
  conquito guy. You get the fucking thet the birth I'll tell I'll tell baby
• 47:51
  about to come by. I'll get that got the birth title on me.
• 47:54
  Where though, I'm gonna get the gon Gito guy in my arm. He's
• 48:00
  gonna be blended in though with like a bunch of like like he's gonna be
• 48:04
  in the mix with all the other characters and ship because like I can't.
• 48:07
  I just don't want to blatantly have like like somebody like you know, somebody's
• 48:10
  could be like, yo, what is that either on my leg or on
• 48:14
  my liver? All right? Deliver right? That'd be a fine Like when
• 48:19
  when when I got to take the liver? I like, I thought,
• 48:25
  to be honest, you got to established something for the can before the god
• 48:29
  that actually kills you from alcohol and got a four hundred. Yeah, bro,
• 48:32
  that sh that shit has such little alcohol, Bro. Unless you stab
• 48:36
  your liver with the can, bro, you're not gonna die from drinking the
• 48:38
  cat there. Bro, she's like pretty much beach your water, Bro,
• 48:43
  are you excited for Saturday? What Saturday? It's not this Saturday? And
• 48:45
  they're not even at home though, But LFC playoffs and again I haven't been
• 48:50
  for a while and withdraws a little bit. Then this bone guy dog is
• 48:52
  playing international. He's not playing at all. Who's what the fuck this playoffs?
• 48:58
  He has a international? Dude? Can we can we fucking isn't there
• 49:00
  feet we can pay? We don't know if he's gonna like there's no fee,
• 49:04
  we can pay. We can pay the fee, DONATEFC is not gonna
• 49:07
  become champions after all. I'm just I'm not saying it's not We're not gonna
• 49:10
  become champions, but I'm just saying that it's it's it's gonna be a fucking
• 49:15
  fight all the way to the end, bro, because Columbus is playing good
• 49:19
  and it and at the end of the day too, what is it like
• 49:22
  the the final is not even gonna be in fucking California again, it's gonna
• 49:29
  it's gonna because uh, they scored more points than the Western Conference, so
• 49:31
  it's gonna be hosted in the East Coast both games. Yeah, no,
• 49:37
  they've been the final December ninth game always just one game this time. Yeah,
• 49:39
  I hate I like I like home because that's such a disadvantage, especially
• 49:45
  for us. Would they know that we don't funk around with the fucking yeah,
• 49:49
  and honestly, I want to say the forty two the final. I
• 49:52
  would I was thinking about going for the Seattle game. I don't know about
• 49:57
  the Seattle game, but I'm not going to final. What is some what
• 50:00
  night? But we have to make it to the final. Yeah, but
• 50:06
  like we have to make it to the final. Bro. So I'm like,
• 50:07
  I was thinking about going to Seattle, just going out there, maybe
• 50:12
  hanging with the buds beetle Town. Where's the game? If it is at
• 50:16
  the final, if the l a C Game is, it's not. This
• 50:20
  idea depends when. Yeah, it depends on It's not like football where they
• 50:22
  already picked the spot. No, it could be. It could be Columbus,
• 50:25
  or it could be New Jersey or sorry, whatever the other team.
• 50:29
  It's gonna be cold. I take all that back. I forgot the East
• 50:32
  cold. It's winners there, sucking cheering bombos, l AMC. The fucking
• 50:39
  for hell. No, where's Miami. I know Miami's out, Miami's right
• 50:47
  there, Miami's right there with Galaxy. Hey, hey dude, I day,
• 50:52
  what's up? Man saying Hey, I got I got he's gone,
• 51:00
  Yeah, he's gone. Where you goes. I don't know. He just
• 51:02
  said he's like got tired team. He got tired of being stressed out for
• 51:08
  a long time. He was He tried with that team, bro, he
• 51:10
  really did try, but he can't. Not one man could carry that team.
• 51:15
  That organization needs a lot. Needs to get their ship together, Bro.
• 51:17
  They need to really know what the fuck they're gonna do with their team.
• 51:21
  Then you stop wasting your money on just one star player, and their
• 51:23
  management needs to really like I'm not saying I watched these fools, but like,
• 51:27
  hey, bro, like you guys used to fucking be something. Man.
• 51:30
  Yeah, that's true, and it's like, dude, every time,
• 51:32
  I'm just like, man, what the fuck happened to them? We're still
• 51:35
  superstars. I wonder where he's gonna go. PI back to Mexico. He
• 51:39
  claimed to have him off for a Oh no, he's what I'm on right.
• 51:43
  No, he's Mexican. Don okay, my bad brother. I don't
• 51:46
  know, dude, we've seen them in the world. The only reason I
• 51:50
  say is his No, it's because his dad. His dad's alegend too.
• 51:53
  That's why I mean, like, to me, it was like his dad's
• 51:54
  a legend. His dad played that he's he's he was a little cheap Chivas
• 52:00
  ever since, and then says, if he's on coach to Seattle, I'll
• 52:01
  go to the game to Seattle school. I've been there. Better whar l
• 52:07
  a c drin you do go to Seattle, Please go to the fish market.
• 52:09
  Yeah, and lick the gum wall. How about that? I would
• 52:15
  thaw that bitch that linked it. Some bitch linked it. I would literally
• 52:19
  just fucking what is it? I would literally just get like a bunch of
• 52:22
  gum to the biggest fucking like biggest ball eyes and then put put a little
• 52:30
  fucking my E logo on there. What's her name? Uh? From the
• 52:34
  willy Wonka Pilot pilot chewing gum all day? That gun was pretty good,
• 52:40
  all right? Which one out of all the candies from willy Wonka would you
• 52:43
  try? I would be in that chocolate field, just in the factory and
• 52:50
  then swimming, swimming and just go. Now that chocolate didn't look that good.
• 52:55
  You know me, dude, I don't like eating world, you know,
• 52:58
  I mean, I don't like eating. So I'm just sitting at the
• 53:00
  seven course fucking gum yeah whatever, the seven course meal gum. Yeah,
• 53:06
  got fucking bright fist lunch, dinner, let's go. That is kind of
• 53:08
  cool, but like I'm chewing gum right now, and I'm just like,
• 53:12
  I'm like, man, I was like, if I was like having dinner,
• 53:14
  I'm like, damn, that should gonna be a trip. Like,
• 53:16
  I don't know, you know what I would. I would take the wall
• 53:19
  like the fucking the candy on the wallpaper. Oh yeah, I know,
• 53:23
  you gotta think about it. I would take that and then take the sheet
• 53:27
  acid on the start selling it, always thinking like a fucking crew, bro.
• 53:32
  You can't forget one of the best ones though, by twitch twitch you
• 53:37
  can't forget one of the best ones though, the cob stopper Candy. You
• 53:43
  got candy for life, So dog candy? Is that one? The cob
• 53:47
  stopper? Remember when the guy the agent, Like, don't you remember the
• 53:53
  evil guy in the first movie. There's an evil guy in the first one.
• 53:55
  It doesn't happen the second one. If the guy that tries to steal
• 53:59
  the secrets the recipe and it turns out that he works for that it's an
• 54:02
  inside job and they're trying to figure out which Maritos is fucking willing to sell
• 54:07
  out will he wanta, so he gives him a gobstop He's like, I'll
• 54:09
  buy the gobstopro for you. All of them did, all of them?
• 54:13
  And all of them did except for Charlie. Charlie was honest. Oh is
• 54:19
  that is? That? Is that when he has that conversation with him in
• 54:22
  the office and the tunnel. Yeah, on the office. Yeah, he
• 54:24
  knew the value of like of an invention, and he gave back the gob
• 54:30
  stopper the will and he said I don't need this instead of taking the money.
• 54:34
  And that's what made him the chosen one man. And it's so dark
• 54:39
  in that scene, bro, seeing Gene Wilder play an asshole in that part
• 54:44
  because he's a comedian too great? Is he still rout? No, he's
• 54:47
  been gone, dude. That's a great movie. Me and Richard power homies
• 54:52
  thing. And what's funny is I can't pick which one I like better.
• 54:55
  To me, they're very They're good on its own exactly, They're not the
• 54:59
  same movie because I like musical because I did miss the singing in the second
• 55:01
  one. I was like, what the funk where's this singing? Where they
• 55:07
  didn't even do that? I missed that, Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
• 55:10
  brothers. We should put that in the fucking in the in the thing.
• 55:15
  We should put that in a little Did you ever read the other book though
• 55:19
  there was a book about that. I was. I was a huge books.
• 55:22
  I was a huge Uh Ronald rawling that was his name, but he
• 55:24
  said Charlie's grandpa was a bum. Yeah it was bum. No, but
• 55:29
  there was. It's called chocolate. He was just old, dude. What
• 55:30
  you want to do? Did you read the movie? Though I read the
• 55:36
  movie. I saw the movie that would read the books. There was another
• 55:38
  book called Charlie Factory in the Glass Elevator, and it's part two of It's
• 55:45
  Yeah, my mom said, I used to see that see by you saying
• 55:49
  that I wouldn't mind if there was a sequel to that. It's great.
• 55:52
  You should read the book. It's fucking great. It's called Charlie Chocolate Fact.
• 55:58
  No, Charlie and his Glass Elevation. And you remember how there's an
• 56:00
  elevator in the movie where its elevator goes to space and then the kids come
• 56:05
  back. It's like a kid's movie. Bro. It's like I used to
• 56:07
  read all that ship you know what I what I saw? I saw you
• 56:13
  guys, you guys know the Goofy movie. Yeah, I saw it,
• 56:16
  and I didn't know that fucking poly store was in it. And he didn't
• 56:22
  get no credit to Louisel. Yeah, no, they didn't give that book.
• 56:28
  I can't take that. I can't. They didn't give that food no
• 56:30
  credit. Well, no, like he that's really him in the first Goofy
• 56:37
  movie and they didn't give him no credit because Disney like didn't want to or
• 56:40
  something like that was a problem. That's a lot of fucking movies, dog,
• 56:45
  Yeah, but there are a lot of ship movies though. That's what
• 56:47
  kind of hurt his career. Though it did fool when you're playing that yeah
• 56:52
  character, sometimes it just doesn't work. It just doesn't work. Maybe in
• 56:57
  comedy, but in movies, you gotta be more than a one trick pony,
• 57:01
  and that food was a one trick pony. No offense. Yeah,
• 57:05
  because like now another movie, Like I remember I saw this movie he made
• 57:07
  recently. God, I regret playing that during the story, right, I
• 57:13
  think, So I don't know, I think, right, yeah, Paul
• 57:15
  Short think, I think. I don't know. I mean, I don't
• 57:20
  know if they owned the whole thing, but I mean I'm sure the somebody
• 57:23
  said he took a poor start to the premiere of a goofy movie. I
• 57:27
  think that's why Disney was like, Nah, fool, damn, I think
• 57:31
  about you can't do that. Yeah, food, you can't. Why what
• 57:36
  is she your wife? You can't dat? Why now you can't tell me
• 57:37
  who? I can can't disclose what she doesh? I didn't you looked it
• 57:42
  up? I mean now I guess we were. This information was informed by
• 57:46
  Luise. It was also the fat ghost in Casper and now the swivel has
• 57:53
  to be calm. So yeah, that was that's Polly Shore. Damn.
• 57:58
  All right, still the real fat ghost. Remember, Yeah that was him.
• 58:02
  Dog? Uh yeah, that was had like hell of a fucking fruitful
• 58:07
  career. Dog. But then a lot of voiceovers, though I would like
• 58:10
  to do again in the voiceover game. I think I could do it.
• 58:14
  A few few voices in me got that Trump one, Let me hear that
• 58:17
  Trump, Let me hear that Trump? Are we winning? Are we going
• 58:21
  to war? And he saw Bill Burr sitting next to trump wife and his
• 58:25
  wife yeah lived off Gerald Trump And this fool can't hear the end of it.
• 58:30
  Dog, everybody's talking shit because I'm like, have you heard his podcast
• 58:32
  about it? I don't know, I know, I don't know if he's
• 58:36
  waiting, hold hold on Bill, But is it Bill Bird flicked off?
• 58:38
  No? No, no, okay. So after UFC event and Donald Trump,
• 58:44
  and you know there's always cameras on Donald Trump twenty four sevens, but
• 58:46
  he can straight up see it. Yeah. So but but so then there's
• 58:50
  you know what I would like to see though, how are we doing?
• 58:52
  Little? Because he could have ran to him. I didn't think about that.
• 58:59
  So so there's a camera like just matter, there's a camera right there.
• 59:02
  There's a camera right there, and they're recording Trump and Trump just who
• 59:06
  the fuck knows what he's doing anything Trump? And he gets up ors and
• 59:08
  he's getting up and in that take, Bill Burr's behind him, and behind
• 59:14
  Bill Burd's his wife, and Bill Birrd's just standing there kind of like shiit.
• 59:16
  Trump's right there just kind of like you know, and then all you
• 59:21
  see is his wife called like this to the camera, like flipping off Donald
• 59:24
  Trump. Well, he's supposed to be like anti feminists, like control your
• 59:29
  wife, like that's how he got big. He's a fuck you, like
• 59:32
  I'm a man, like yeah, and for his wife to be like to
• 59:37
  like not ruin his career. But he's getting some backlash because his wife couldn't
• 59:39
  shift the fuck So you wouldn't you wouldn't allow that, or you wouldn't be
• 59:43
  like not mad about it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to be like
• 59:47
  the guy known as in like, I gotta hit her. He's got to
• 59:51
  hit her now. He's got to hit her now, you know, for
• 59:54
  America, for America to fucking remind everybody who Bil Burr is gotta pay the
• 1:00:00
  backhanded red and white and blue Trump. He's not a huge fandom him either,
• 1:00:06
  but it's that thing. It's like, but he's getting back last for
• 1:00:08
  his wife. That's the thing where it's like, why is your wife?
• 1:00:10
  He's a person? I agree, but you know, you know the media,
• 1:00:15
  you know the media. He's got a back he's got a backhander to
• 1:00:19
  the start of the Plant of Allegiance. But Donald Trump and they're roasting Bill
• 1:00:27
  Burr a little bit, a little bit, damn. And you see the
• 1:00:30
  UFC two they back down or they doubled down, or whatever you want to
• 1:00:34
  call it. They signed a sponsorship with fucking but light oh Man everybody's like,
• 1:00:39
  are we over the transmit? Yeah? And Dana white Side, Yo,
• 1:00:43
  yeah over it. You gotta imagine how much they gave that phone.
• 1:00:45
  And that feels like I know their values. I know their values. Just
• 1:00:50
  because they posted uh mcvainey or whatever his name is or he she whatever,
• 1:00:54
  that doesn't mean that they don't stand for America. They're America. They've been
• 1:00:59
  America forever. I'm not a sellout, And I'm like, bro, let
• 1:01:04
  me know how much they gave you before you say I'm not a sellout.
• 1:01:07
  Everybody who's at the usc GAA be like, oh yeah, let me get
• 1:01:08
  like now all I'm gonna hear. Let me get some of that cock beer?
• 1:01:13
  Yeah? Can I get that bed got caught? Can I get that
• 1:01:15
  cumb water? Please? Yeah? What's about that cumb water? Is it
• 1:01:17
  cheaper than the rest of it? Because I want it? Let me get
• 1:01:22
  that AIDS. I p a that triple hazy HIV monkey pops out with with
• 1:01:44
  notes no condom, Like, but yeah, dude, that's hilarious. Dude.
• 1:01:58
  He must have got a deal dog a deal for I wonder how much
• 1:02:00
  he paid hospital. I must have given him like a female because that he
• 1:02:08
  sent a contract with him. This little dude did not do anything and he
• 1:02:13
  got everything. He has a trading card and I'm gonna be this the only
• 1:02:19
  reason I'm gonna buy the UFC cards. I'm gonna be Oh yeah, I'm
• 1:02:22
  gonna It's not about you doing it. But are you serious at the fact
• 1:02:25
  that there's gonna be a card made for this motherfucker? Yeah? And then
• 1:02:30
  a car he's never had a fight ever, And then a card. There's
• 1:02:31
  another card. There's another card of Islam holding him right right? Yes,
• 1:02:37
  you don't think he's gonna be a UFC character in the UFC game? Oh
• 1:02:39
  my god, mom, dog, why do I have to write this?
• 1:02:43
  We're fixing that? Ps four? Why did I write the script for you?
• 1:02:45
  Guys? You know he's gonna be a character on there, and he's
• 1:02:47
  gonna be strong, and he's gonna fucking lift up broc Liszards somehow lift up
• 1:02:52
  brocles. You're gonna make him fight boss baby exactly? You hear? What?
• 1:02:57
  Have him a boss baby? First? No, where do you go
• 1:03:00
  to get this news? Like? I know all the news, dude,
• 1:03:04
  I fucking stay alerted. I know all alerts. I know, Like,
• 1:03:07
  are you talking about the movie, Like, there's no I thought, I
• 1:03:09
  meant, isn't that that that bitch? Is that fat bitch on Instagram's name
• 1:03:13
  boss Baby? No? That he she the animal looking thing that's always on
• 1:03:20
  Instagram? Hundred million, one hundred five million dollar deal. Yeah, boss
• 1:03:27
  Baby is a fucking fictional character. Bro, It's in the movie. He's
• 1:03:30
  a baby who's a boss on a different person. Yeah, that's why I'm
• 1:03:32
  just like, never mind, there's some google boss baby. Yeah. I
• 1:03:37
  thought it was someone else. I'm mistaken, dude, how hard have you
• 1:03:43
  been hitting the head? Let me see that her name is something like that?
• 1:03:47
  Let me it's something. No, No, that's the one that catch
• 1:03:52
  me outside that one I thought her name was. I thought someone named her.
• 1:03:57
  Is that fat bitch that's on everybody's Instagram? It's a it's a dude,
• 1:04:00
  super big and she actually she's bad and she's fired and they just gave
• 1:04:02
  her. Oh it's like that thing that looks like the job of the Hut.
• 1:04:05
  Yeah, and they gave her, Uh, Steve will do It gave
• 1:04:09
  her a fucking car. I know who you're talking about it. What's up
• 1:04:12
  with that guy? Steve will do It? Is he legit? He kissed
• 1:04:15
  her. Fool he made out with her on the stream. That's a dude.
• 1:04:17
  Yeah, he made but he did it on purpose, like he fucking
• 1:04:20
  grabbed that food and just like you see the tongue and everything. It was
• 1:04:24
  disgusting, bro, fucking gross. It was like fucking disgusting, bro.
• 1:04:28
  Like so now he's disgusting too great. Have you seen this thing? It
• 1:04:31
  was I don't watch nothing of Steve will do it, and I thank god
• 1:04:35
  I don't. I'm not a watch I'm not that much of an NPC.
• 1:04:41
  I don't follow him. But when you follow wolf Star or these meme accounts,
• 1:04:43
  eventually they he makes something big news, You're like, what the fuck
• 1:04:46
  happened here? You're like, god, damn it. I followed this new
• 1:04:48
  account with these like penguins. I posted like real penguins. Nah, they're
• 1:04:54
  like these three d penguins, and I just get I just got caught up
• 1:04:57
  in this what do you call it? Yeah, dude, it's so fucking
• 1:05:01
  stupid, dude, And I posted one up yesterday it was like this is
• 1:05:05
  such and such penguin and he has a great voice, and it's just the
• 1:05:09
  most It's a game apparently too, And I want to buy the game.
• 1:05:13
  Yeah, it's pretty fucking stupid, bro. Yeah, no, I'm not
• 1:05:15
  hating it. Actually, I don't know why I get caught They beat my
• 1:05:19
  shit, be showing me some weird ass ship add me PSN Morning Shot for
• 1:05:27
  Yeah, so what's up? We're so we got a PS four and it
• 1:05:30
  doesn't work? What we got it for free? Yeah, but we're gonna
• 1:05:34
  fix it. We're gonna fix it. It's gonna put it up here.
• 1:05:36
  Then we're gonna play probably yeah. Yeah. Oh dude, I went fucking
• 1:05:42
  garage garago garage on this weekend came up, well, it just came up
• 1:05:47
  on a grip of shit, like, uh so I walked into this like
• 1:05:50
  garageo that belonged to like this artist lady, and like she was just selling
• 1:05:55
  everything. I got these like nineteen seventies Cannar Star Wars single fucking figures twenty
• 1:06:02
  five cents. Dude. I kept like the ones that are like really expensive
• 1:06:05
  in there on ebit right now, and then I whatnot the rest. Then
• 1:06:09
  I also got like fucking PS four and PS five games for three dollars each,
• 1:06:14
  which psychs one of them was worth like eighty dollars, And I was
• 1:06:16
  like Oh it takes the disc too. Yeah. So I was just like,
• 1:06:18
  oh, it's just perfect brand new fucking games. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:06:23
  So I was just I was just tripping out. I was just like there
• 1:06:25
  was a bunch of other shit too that I came up, kick up on,
• 1:06:27
  some skateboards, came up on just overall, just like some dope ass
• 1:06:31
  pieces. I've been been making a lot of fucking new merch too, man,
• 1:06:35
  just getting ready, got a lot of new fucking merch for you guys.
• 1:06:38
  All right, So this week, expect a lot of new merchant.
• 1:06:42
  And not that I expect. I hope that you guys buy it, all
• 1:06:44
  right. I hope that you guys buy it. Support because if you guys
• 1:06:46
  ain't gonna join the Patreon and you guys are still watching this shit on YouTube,
• 1:06:49
  go to the website Flavors Bodies on dot com, Go fucking buy a
• 1:06:54
  new sweater, Go buy it. We don't Smoke the same T shirt,
• 1:06:56
  there's three of them. Chili works very hard on these designs, you know
• 1:06:59
  what I mean. I mean she works hard for that. We Don't Smoke
• 1:07:00
  the Same podcast, always doing a lot of stuff what is it? What
• 1:07:04
  is it for us? And making it happen for us. So make sure
• 1:07:08
  you guys always support her stuff and buy one of those T shirts. I
• 1:07:12
  mean, hey man, those T shirts came out fucking clean. Bro.
• 1:07:14
  Yeah, I know, I saw. I've been watching them the thought of
• 1:07:17
  one. Yeah did he get one? I have a Tina I have it
• 1:07:23
  was here on Monday, shout out to them. Yeah. There's a lot
• 1:07:26
  of hoodies coming up. The classic hind hungry hoodie is coming back with the
• 1:07:30
  Burger, and I realized that a lot of people didn't get a chance to
• 1:07:31
  get those hoodies when they were coming out. So I do have those coming
• 1:07:35
  out. I got a hella fucking stuff coming out for you guys, all
• 1:07:39
  right, So just just stay be on the lookout and the custom And there's
• 1:07:42
  a lot of custom pieces too. So there's a lot of vintage Adidas that
• 1:07:45
  I that I'm gonna be working with. There's a lot of uh some just
• 1:07:49
  some dope ass fucking De Monica type of ship, you know. Yeah,
• 1:07:55
  straight up, that's what happened with you on the weekend though. I just
• 1:07:58
  want the fucking I just want to go see Fluffy, all dude. Something
• 1:08:01
  kind of cool happened. So it was my dad's das birthdays this weekend.
• 1:08:05
  But this was leaving a tjing and my sister's in finals, so we set
• 1:08:09
  it up for this. Yeah she's trying to be a lawyer dog six or
• 1:08:14
  seven years now. Yeah she's not. She's getting ready for her bar whatever.
• 1:08:17
  Yeah, it could be the baddest lawyer, but without that bar.
• 1:08:23
  So so we set up my dad's birthday and my sister's like, I was
• 1:08:28
  like, what are we doing? And she's like, you want to take
• 1:08:30
  him here? I was like all right. I was like, ho k,
• 1:08:31
  I'll tell you where. No dog, he would he would have loved
• 1:08:34
  that place. I don't know if more than where we took him. But
• 1:08:38
  we made him cry. Damn, you broke your dad. I mean he
• 1:08:43
  only cried because second third time I see him cry. And so my sister's
• 1:08:49
  like, meet up with us, let's go to dinner together. So I
• 1:08:51
  meet up and we meet We meet up. And where we took him we
• 1:08:54
  took him to. We took him to the place we took him. We
• 1:09:00
  took beach. We took him to some place called the Rusty Pelican in Newport
• 1:09:05
  Beach. We took him and the reason we took him there it was the
• 1:09:10
  first job you ever had when you crossed the border. It was his first
• 1:09:14
  job, and he only used to eat leftovers, and he used to ride
• 1:09:16
  a bike to get to work. So we took him and we paid ballet
• 1:09:21
  and we're like, get whatever you want. He started crying and even I
• 1:09:25
  even I even got fifty five damn yeah, and he started cheering up because
• 1:09:32
  he was like, damn, I never thought I was gonna eat here.
• 1:09:33
  And I was like, you know, or whatever type of ship mean my
• 1:09:36
  sister and all that. I mean, it came out price as fuck,
• 1:09:40
  but there was like right next to the yachts and stuff. And he remembers,
• 1:09:43
  he's like five hundred bucks, yeah, five hundred bucks, yeah,
• 1:09:45
  yeah, four five of us and uh, he was she that's she.
• 1:09:50
  Yeah. I mean we we we weren't. We weren't getting a wine or
• 1:09:54
  nothing, but we appetizers ship. Yeah, but what did you get?
• 1:09:58
  What do you get? H uh? He typical typical Pisa. Yeah,
• 1:10:02
  he had us. Uh, he had us order for him. He's like,
• 1:10:04
  look you get on and then it's typical PI two dog. He's chill
• 1:10:09
  in there, he's shitting there. If you in Mesto and it's a white
• 1:10:11
  boy obviously, because you know, as white people should do his hunting to
• 1:10:14
  beat. It's the fucking Newport. So the only Mexicans were the busters.
• 1:10:18
  And at one point I see him get up dog and he goes and talks
• 1:10:21
  to his busser, and I was like, what the fuck you? He
• 1:10:25
  asked if the cook he used to work there, he still work there,
• 1:10:30
  and I was like, would you ask? He's like, and I was
• 1:10:34
  like that this was like thirty years ago, dog, like he does not
• 1:10:38
  work here. If anything, he should own the joint and uh but it
• 1:10:42
  was critical and then uh nah, of course he wasn't there. And then
• 1:10:46
  I was just telling me stories. And like when he was bussing, I
• 1:10:48
  guess he got a huge like he got like written up and you know,
• 1:10:51
  like when you're a pison, you get ridden up. It was like a
• 1:10:54
  big deal. I guess this foe was like busting a table and he put
• 1:10:58
  someone's jacket right next to the candle and the jackets started caught on fire.
• 1:11:03
  And it's like rich people shod dogs. So like my dad got ridden up
• 1:11:06
  and he was telling us that story, and I was just like it was
• 1:11:10
  just a trip. Take my dad there. It was cool. I like
• 1:11:13
  the guesses when you said we took them over and somebody said they took him
• 1:11:15
  to Ziggs got him his own Matt Robinson, Yeah you gotta, but it
• 1:11:26
  was cool. I got him. I got a Mahi mahi with mats potatoes
• 1:11:30
  and let him no. Uh, and then we got a like Cajun shrim.
• 1:11:43
  I was gonna get a steak, but it's that thing where you're like
• 1:11:45
  you're by the ocean. You gotta get something. I get, but then
• 1:11:49
  I also get the I want to try to steak out the fucking I can
• 1:11:55
  never remember the place. Bro. You should have taken him to Dear John's.
• 1:11:59
  Dude, you're John's. Yeah, I'm taking them, uh John Teer.
• 1:12:06
  He would have been like, get over. Somebody said, actually got
• 1:12:14
  chicken tenders, man. I used to data chick that used to get chicken
• 1:12:18
  tenders everywhere. Dog No like was chickens. It was chicken tenders or chicken
• 1:12:25
  Alfredo. You already know who I'm talking about. Dog Arizona, no border
• 1:12:30
  patrol. Oh damn dog Bro, Chicken tenders, chicken Alfredo we go to
• 1:12:39
  like that's a white delicacy, little bro, like the white people like white
• 1:12:42
  girls I don't know. Some white people, bro, they look at like,
• 1:12:45
  like, hey, bro, chicken tenders is good eating dogs, Okay,
• 1:12:48
  but I do gotta give I mean for real, bro, like like
• 1:12:50
  I do like chicken. No bros say that like bro for some for some
• 1:12:56
  white is for some white people, bro, Like pizza bytes are a part
• 1:12:59
  of a well balanced breakfast. Bro. Love for a gamer? Maybe cancer
• 1:13:05
  pockets? Fuck? Yeah, where you go? Yeah? That ship fucking
• 1:13:20
  burns? Bro? What's the words burning your skin or burning your tongue because
• 1:13:28
  you gotta taste ship, you gotta drink. That'sine taking a shot of like
• 1:13:32
  alcohol with that burn tongue. I have I never really never really bothered me.
• 1:13:48
  I think I might have, like I don't know, I unplugged it
• 1:13:50
  or something talk talk talk talk Yeah, but yeah no, But I was
• 1:13:58
  saying, have you ever been have you ever been with somebody like that?
• 1:14:00
  Or like what come in Mamma's thankfully like whenever, like I ate out with
• 1:14:10
  a with a chick. It's always been a gooding experience, you know.
• 1:14:15
  So yeah, well, I mean I would have minded if if they got
• 1:14:18
  in chicken tenders. You know, I get that because I might want one
• 1:14:21
  and this girl's defense though, and this girl's defense though. As much as
• 1:14:25
  she did love chicken tenders and chicken off freda and lasagna when she made it,
• 1:14:29
  and imagine putting chicken, bro, imagine chicken tenders and the Federal cheenie.
• 1:14:33
  This bitch did done all the time. Bro, Yeah, I like
• 1:14:36
  that lasagna. She made the best lasagna. I got chicken. No,
• 1:14:43
  I think they would get soggeted kind of designa and frozen. No, she
• 1:14:46
  got down like I saw her dog. She would put the layers because because
• 1:14:49
  you gotta get you gotta get layers. Bro. I saw her for Thanksgiving.
• 1:14:53
  She'd get layer on layer on, layer on layer. And you're like,
• 1:14:56
  oh, you know you turned on when a white girl's making Anya.
• 1:15:00
  You're like, did you ever talk to her a get eber? Oh did
• 1:15:03
  you ever talk to her again? Fool? They got a kid? What
• 1:15:06
  do I want to talk to her about? She has a kid. She
• 1:15:09
  was pregnant last time I heard, damn, who told you will? Yeah?
• 1:15:14
  I will even told me to brough mama line pretty hot pregnant. I
• 1:15:20
  was like, don't send me a picture. I was like, don't send
• 1:15:23
  me a picture? Will? He told me too. Yeah, And Will
• 1:15:27
  told me too. Yeah. He was like, bro, she looks hot,
• 1:15:29
  pregnant. This this full bought some of my furniture, so you can
• 1:15:31
  have it at his house like a maniac. Like the dad was at his
• 1:15:34
  house and he turned on the light and I didn't say nothing. He's like,
• 1:15:39
  don't you remember that's her light? I was like, what the fuck?
• 1:15:44
  And I was like, oh, that is her light. I was
• 1:15:45
  like, yeah, I remember. I bought it from you for a two
• 1:15:47
  hundred bucks. I was like, yeah, you're an idiot. Yeah,
• 1:15:51
  why do you want we're charging for that light? Because if you want my
• 1:15:54
  ex girlfriend's light, because you're a creep, you're gonna pay for it.
• 1:15:57
  It's ain't gonna be fuck. You're gonna take that as a You remember when
• 1:16:00
  we sold them the cup from the full from the Full House. Oh dude,
• 1:16:03
  Stephanie Twner, you sold it. We never got any of that money.
• 1:16:06
  I mean, what, I don't remember this ship? You don't remember?
• 1:16:10
  This is like two years ago. Oh wait wait, cup was just
• 1:16:14
  there on the table. Yeah. Remember And what's her name? Jody's so
• 1:16:18
  Jody Sweeten comes on the doctors Nathum, Yeah, shout here. She comes
• 1:16:21
  on to the doctor Green Thumb. She's a little stoner. She leaves her
• 1:16:25
  Starbucks cup upstairs, and as people that work here were like, well,
• 1:16:29
  should we throw it away? Because maybe she wants it, maybe it's hurts
• 1:16:31
  memorable, So we're like what should we do? Someone else, what should
• 1:16:34
  we do with it? And then she's like, cause it was a real
• 1:16:38
  it wasn't just a plastic one. It was one of those. It was
• 1:16:40
  like a tumbler. Yeah, and someone walks down with it. He's like,
• 1:16:44
  hey, this is Stephanie Tanner's cup. What should we do with it?
• 1:16:46
  Jody Sweden whatever, Joe Jody Sweden's cup, and then Will and then
• 1:16:51
  Will's there and then was like, I'll buy it. And I was like,
• 1:16:57
  we can't sell it because it's so and so he's like, all liquid
• 1:16:59
  for twenty bucks and then he and then I said the second I said okay,
• 1:17:04
  he was already deep throaty. He had already grabbed it from my hand
• 1:17:08
  and was licking on it, and he's like, no, I have her
• 1:17:11
  DNA in me. I was like, what the fuck? Bro? Will
• 1:17:18
  took like twenty fucking booster shots. Yeah, and he got Jodie Tanners.
• 1:17:26
  What is her name? Dude, Jody's Sweden, Jesus Jodey Sweden's fucking DNA.
• 1:17:32
  What did he think was gonna happen? He think he was gonna inherit
• 1:17:35
  her skills, that his name was gonna pop up in the credits of Full
• 1:17:39
  House. Could be a childhood Oh yeah, no, he told me.
• 1:17:43
  He's like I used to drink off to her, so now I have her
• 1:17:45
  DNA in me, he said, a full circle. How do you even
• 1:17:49
  know? How do you even do that? Like she never you know what
• 1:17:56
  I mean? When you're when you're in the nineties and there really wasn't born,
• 1:17:59
  Like a lot more things turned you on I think about it. I
• 1:18:02
  mean like not like, dude, could you jerk off to like non penetration
• 1:18:06
  for dude, now that I don't masturbate, dude, I just get hard
• 1:18:09
  randomly, yeah, like you like, yeah, he would. He could
• 1:18:13
  definitely come to like non penetration to masturbate every other day. I mean I
• 1:18:16
  still bone, yeah, but like when I see my girlfriend, but like
• 1:18:19
  I just check about you know how jacket prostate cancer not jerking off. No,
• 1:18:26
  in fact, jerk off from prostate cancer. You got or you don't.
• 1:18:30
  You got it right? Right, we looked that up right last time.
• 1:18:31
  Let me see, I think I think I think fucking busting nuts is
• 1:18:36
  good for prosty. Well, let me tell you, dog, I've been
• 1:18:40
  I've been good at avoiding it for a hell of years. It's time I
• 1:18:43
  took a break, Like the fuck? Hey, how's it? How's Instagram?
• 1:18:48
  Like? Are you like more like? I mean it sounds like,
• 1:18:50
  are you more like turned on? Like? Are Actually? I think my
• 1:18:56
  Instagram finally got it that, like, I'm not going to give into the
• 1:19:00
  kind of temptations anymore. So it started showing me like that's why I found
• 1:19:02
  out about those penguins that I followed. Now, so I just have weird
• 1:19:05
  accounts that I gave follow Now. Compared to men who reported four to seven
• 1:19:11
  ejaculations per month wow across their lifetimes. Wow Wow, man who ejaculated twenty
• 1:19:17
  one or more times a month enjoyed a thirty one percent lower risk of prostate
• 1:19:25
  cancer. Oh fuck it, I don't feel bad about last night. And
• 1:19:27
  the results have held up to rigorous statistical evaluation, even after other lifestyle factors
• 1:19:33
  and the frequency of PSA testing we're taken into account. Well, maybe I
• 1:19:38
  gotta just bow my girlfriend like thirty times a month. Yep, yeah,
• 1:19:42
  and dude, what the fuck? Yeah, I forgot some. That bitch
• 1:19:44
  just still fifty bucks from me? Did you ever ask thee Oh I never
• 1:19:46
  asked Sevevonham for the fifty bucks. I was acting like a ball of that
• 1:19:49
  day. I can't act like a ball on him, like can I get
• 1:19:51
  those fifty back? Though? And I know, and no offense to Steve
• 1:19:55
  Ona, but I know she could use them. For gosh, she drives
• 1:19:58
  a fucking Ford f on something. Then yeah, that ship was like two
• 1:20:01
  hours worth the driving. Yeah, so I mean I didn't. Yeah,
• 1:20:04
  she's the homegirl dog, she's she's not my shoes. But I really forgot.
• 1:20:08
  I remember I put the fifty bucks on tails, like you can get
• 1:20:10
  them shout out, yeah she's cool. Hey, fucking these people in the
• 1:20:16
  chat were disgusting, bro, but of course, hey, can we can
• 1:20:20
  we turn on the fucking uh the see we have any voicemails? Oh?
• 1:20:25
  Yeah, this is some you haven't fucking opened them up? In a wild
• 1:20:28
  dog straight up. I went bowling twice this weekend. I went bowling with
• 1:20:32
  Ray, So what's up raising the bowler dog? I used to bawl out
• 1:20:36
  in college and then I would go to Shadow almost every week and just I
• 1:20:42
  would go alone and bowl just to be like, you know, up on
• 1:20:45
  my game. I would do bowling and billiards, but I was more mostly
• 1:20:47
  into bowling. Yeah, raised a pretty good bowler. He has his form
• 1:20:51
  down and ship and everything. Yeah, it's been a while since I've actually
• 1:20:55
  wanted to like actually do it. And it was a good time. He's
• 1:20:59
  on make it serious. We bumped in. Yeah, like we you know,
• 1:21:05
  I wasn't really having the best day that day, like just just just
• 1:21:11
  just because I you know, sometimes you just have an off day, bro,
• 1:21:13
  sometimes you do. Sometimes you do and like and then the next day
• 1:21:16
  it wasn't even it was about the same thing. But then again, I
• 1:21:20
  life just kind of knew I want to bowe now that I have a lot
• 1:21:24
  less stress on my head, you know. Yeah. Yeah, so it's
• 1:21:27
  just you know, but dude, the Little leaguers there, Dude, that
• 1:21:30
  Little League for fucking bowling. Yeah, there is man at least over there,
• 1:21:34
  there is. And I was impressed to see some of the some of
• 1:21:38
  the bowlers. They are like bowling like champs, dude, crazy, like
• 1:21:44
  honestly, bro, Like I thought about taking some bowling lessons, Like I
• 1:21:47
  thought, like, I would like, if there's a teacher out there that
• 1:21:50
  really wants to teach me on some bowling ship, just hit me up to
• 1:21:55
  shit me up, bro, I would I would like to take some lessons
• 1:21:57
  just so I can get more of my form down because not that I do
• 1:22:00
  want to learn how to hook. That would be kind of cool. Is
• 1:22:03
  hooking though, that's just crazy. Hooking is like there's different kinds, bro.
• 1:22:06
  So hooking is like when at the end they do this ship with their
• 1:22:10
  with their hand, like they kind of like the little fucking they jiggle that
• 1:22:14
  ship in it and it goes to the edge and they're fucking just and then
• 1:22:16
  it goes right back in the middle and the heads. But then they also
• 1:22:20
  have a weighted ball different what does that do? Plastic balls and all that
• 1:22:27
  stuff or like or parcel them balls. They're kind of like good for just
• 1:22:30
  like straight shooters, like certain spares, but like when you're doing hooks,
• 1:22:32
  you need a ball that has a different weight on the on the side,
• 1:22:35
  so they have to be careful where you drill it and all that ship.
• 1:22:38
  It's very interesting. I didn't know that. So the typical bowling balls you
• 1:22:43
  see at the bowling alleys are plastic. Plastic, damn you do not feel
• 1:22:47
  like plastics, pounds and pounds of it. And then they also have a
• 1:22:50
  lot of like you should, uh look at this episode of how It's made
• 1:22:55
  bowling balls. Definitely that ship is fucking crazy, bro, like how it's
• 1:23:00
  made his bowling ball. I was watching that ship on fucking YouTube, and
• 1:23:02
  I was like, damn, man, because I watched bowling ship a lot,
• 1:23:05
  bro, Like, I watched that ship on my youth on Instagram.
• 1:23:10
  That's what I get. That's what I get now instead of bitches on my
• 1:23:12
  Instagram. That is the ugliest joint, the ugliest you wanted to joy Yeah,
• 1:23:20
  no, but but but yeah, that's what we plays the bitches on
• 1:23:25
  Instagram bowling and like you get like women bowlers, Yeah, but they're not
• 1:23:30
  attractive. Good Like I just focused on the scales, you know. Yeah,
• 1:23:36
  I don't like the gotta be one hot just all right? Picture picture
• 1:23:44
  what you thought was hot in like a place like Frankinson's. Like there's like
• 1:23:46
  one hot chick out of all of them. How hot the charge are?
• 1:23:49
  Remember when I went to Franking Soon's and I that's the charge. Are that's
• 1:23:54
  the charge? Are? You looked at me and you laughed instantly when I'm
• 1:23:57
  You're like, yeah, that is the charge? Are in here? Speaking
• 1:23:59
  of com too, you've got in the fucking look at you with the hat?
• 1:24:05
  No, the bango? Yeah, the banal one? What's up with
• 1:24:09
  that? It's popular right now? Is popular? It's like one thirty right
• 1:24:12
  now, that card. I was thinking about getting it, but I'm gonna
• 1:24:14
  get it in Japan when I go in February again, but which I cannot
• 1:24:16
  wait. Honestly, that's just gonna be the fucking past. Is that said?
• 1:24:20
  Already? Huh? That's it. You're already about to flight and everything?
• 1:24:23
  Yeah? Flight so cool? That's what's up? What week? So
• 1:24:26
  me and Ray? No, I'll let you know all right, but no,
• 1:24:30
  for sure, though, what do you find that card? Like?
• 1:24:31
  Which Pokemon pack? It's not a Pokemon pack. You have to get it
• 1:24:34
  at the at the gift shop at the museum exhibit. And that's in Japan.
• 1:24:40
  No, it's in I think Switzerland or something. But Switzerland, yeah,
• 1:24:45
  like it's very fucking far and like they only get it at the gift
• 1:24:47
  shop at that museum over there in Switzerland they're Tesla workers over there are protesting.
• 1:24:56
  I mean they gotta protest. Everybody's got a bitch about some The Switzerland
• 1:24:58
  is actually not a bad place to be at because they're getting overworked. Switzerland's
• 1:25:02
  always neutral and they not for Tessela right now. And they let you do
• 1:25:06
  drugs, do they? Yeah, they have been letting you know how They've
• 1:25:11
  been letting you do drugs for a long as time. Yeah. I think
• 1:25:15
  they had a thing called Heroin Park out there. Look it up. I
• 1:25:19
  swear to god, I believe. But that's just nasty. Imagine just a
• 1:25:24
  heroine like you look like Race shaking his head. It's like like like can
• 1:25:27
  you just know just snow like a magic cocaine part it was just flames.
• 1:25:36
  Imagine the bowling alley called meth Lanes bro it's called any bowling alley and hemmet
• 1:25:44
  yo if there is any yo, imagine zone he would have been a bowler
• 1:25:50
  during his coke days. That would have been a different zone. I'm sure
• 1:25:54
  you bolt you bully your cokeda. Nah, I guarantee you never. I'm
• 1:25:59
  pretty sure he hass you know you've never done a pump and didn't right and
• 1:26:03
  racked up lines and hit the lines right for the lanes. No, I
• 1:26:08
  never played bullying while I was cooked out. I could see his own I
• 1:26:11
  could see his own where their parent, where they're bowling, and he's like,
• 1:26:14
  can you wrack up some lanes? They don't rack them some lines?
• 1:26:18
  Can you wrack them some lanes? Sometimes? Like fucking uh? Sometimes I
• 1:26:21
  just like drinking will just fuck my game up sometimes because I like, you
• 1:26:26
  know, I enjoyed my drinking. You never got any of those Pokemon decks?
• 1:26:31
  Which one he came out? I forgot which brand? Did it?
• 1:26:35
  Yeah? He's talking about the decks decks, the silver ones that the actual
• 1:26:41
  skateboarding decks. Nah, couldn't get them, sad. You know what I
• 1:26:45
  did get though, Uh that I managed. I scored yesterday though that it
• 1:26:48
  was pretty cool. I got the Simpsons Adida's couch shoes. You were wanting
• 1:26:53
  those? Yeah, I got those. I was able to get those.
• 1:26:55
  And I got the McDonald's crocs. Fucking Grimace. What happened to Cross?
• 1:27:00
  How did how'd you get that? What happened to know? I just scored
• 1:27:01
  him? I might sell him put them on. I mean, if I
• 1:27:06
  put the money's on, put the money I have those crocks already at different
• 1:27:12
  different ones, but like I didn't really wear that much, so I was
• 1:27:15
  like, do funk with the collap then, Teresa, Yeah, we'll see
• 1:27:20
  all the other ones like tack you though, he's gonna be wearing those at
• 1:27:23
  his house and I'll tell us. Maybe I don't know is one day I'm
• 1:27:28
  gonna go to his house unexpectedly, he's gonna forget that I'm there. He's
• 1:27:31
  gonna be like, hey, can you give me some weed? Yeah,
• 1:27:33
  it was gonna forget. He's got crocs on. They're gonna come out crocs
• 1:27:36
  and we're like one of those in a film. Yeah, and he has
• 1:27:41
  a better played on Doctor Greentin. Somebody said, Somebody said what happened to
• 1:27:47
  Needle Park? Needle Park, as it was known, became the source of
• 1:27:51
  embarrassment to the Zurich Municipal Console. In nineteen ninety two, police moved in
• 1:27:58
  to clear the park up. The drug scene then moved adjacent to the area
• 1:28:02
  to lead In Railway station, which closed services in nineteen eighty nine. The
• 1:28:08
  spot, too, was also cleaned up in nineteen ninety five. Damn,
• 1:28:13
  that's crazy. People were just shooting up. Heroin shoot it. Shoot it.
• 1:28:20
  There are some crocks store that I did, I did fuck with Like
• 1:28:23
  Homie Danny was wearing something yesterday we were at Universal Studios and I was like,
• 1:28:28
  these look pretty fucking sick. They looked like some they look like dinosaur
• 1:28:31
  bonones. See, but you don't. You can't add the little extras to
• 1:28:35
  it. A little thing. I want to get my own. See if
• 1:28:39
  you got your own, that's different. But I to tell it, Yeah,
• 1:28:41
  if you've got your own, that's just like kind of I don't know
• 1:28:45
  little kidders a little bit, even though crocs are like the thing. But
• 1:28:50
  Jeffery says he walks out of his house with shorts and crocs a soft shot.
• 1:28:55
  He kind of knows because he's been there before. Oh yeah, oh
• 1:28:58
  yeah, they pick up some stuff. Hey. By the way, don't
• 1:29:02
  forget everybody, Please do not fucking forget. Now that we have the time,
• 1:29:06
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• 1:29:11
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• 1:30:26
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  have found a venue to do that. We don't smoke the same podcast live
• 1:30:32
  again, Let's do it and it's not too far. It's like it's Hans
• 1:30:38
  Jefferson and it's fucking badass bro. Not gonna say exactly where but you know
• 1:30:45
  yet, but I definitely, uh, you know, I got something in
• 1:30:50
  the works and it's gonna be pretty fucking sick with like anything, fucking goals
• 1:30:54
  type of ship. You can have NDErs and everything, but like like we
• 1:30:58
  can have an off table. All the Hanks are coming out for me and
• 1:31:01
  Greed. We're gonna put Hank in the chair. We're gonna have people take
• 1:31:04
  pictures with him, put a wig on, put a couple of eyes on
• 1:31:08
  that food. It's gonna be tight. Dog. We gotta get like all
• 1:31:12
  the Hanks are coming out. Hanky Hanky, Hank. Oh Doug. I'm
• 1:31:15
  still happy that we had a big citric on though. And the news don't
• 1:31:18
  tell us is one missy Oh no, no, it's five, it's five
• 1:31:24
  because because you brought the other one back right from particular. Don't tell him,
• 1:31:29
  but we got a little inside news on King of the Hill. Oh
• 1:31:31
  yeah, don't tell him, like yo, just so y'all know he left
• 1:31:35
  here was telling us some hell yeah, shout out to and happy belated to
• 1:31:39
  the homie Big Citric, Happy belated birthday, OI, thank you so much
• 1:31:43
  for coming onto the podcast. Ship. Was fucking sick, had a blast
• 1:31:45
  and it was cool to really chop it up. And we were chopping up
• 1:31:49
  about King of the Hill man and stop, get another King of the Hill
• 1:31:54
  tattoo? Man, we got get I'm gonna get a lady bird style tattoo.
• 1:32:00
  Oh okay, actually yeah actually that yeah a good idea. That'd be
• 1:32:03
  pretty fucking cool. Uh did you turn the thing? Henri? Oh damn,
• 1:32:11
  that ship finally died. Huh it's it's over here. Yeah, I'll
• 1:32:17
  go ahead to do it. XO. So how was that trip with your
• 1:32:19
  daddy's to fucking had to drive George to fucking Bakersfield, drive back by myself.
• 1:32:28
  It's cool though, we got we got a dope room, give you
• 1:32:30
  that much. Buffy did fucking give us a sweet why'd you do cocin this
• 1:32:34
  week? No, we've been good. George's been good too, which is
• 1:32:40
  not weird, but happy for him. Why does it what happened you?
• 1:32:45
  I haven't seen that full do cocing forever. So he just does it in
• 1:32:47
  the bathroom again. No, I don't think he's done it for really.
• 1:32:50
  I think he's been good good. He must have got scared. I think
• 1:32:56
  something must have happened. You got. I don't maybe, but some times
• 1:33:00
  I just think you just not over it. But you are dog that last
• 1:33:03
  gaar I got. Remember when the fucking bill told you I was walking up
• 1:33:06
  and down the street with the bottle tequila in my hend. You yeah,
• 1:33:10
  and I told you about that? Didn't tell you? No. Also,
• 1:33:13
  fucking fucking threst Platos holding it down. I was holding it down last time.
• 1:33:17
  I last time I saw him like two four or five months ago.
• 1:33:20
  Three months ago, we were some comedy show and you know him, he's
• 1:33:27
  got kids and ship now, so I think someone gave him a sack.
• 1:33:30
  And then we were leaving and he looks at me. He's like, you
• 1:33:32
  want the sack. I was like not really. He's like, come on,
• 1:33:35
  fool, I don't want it. I was like all right, So
• 1:33:36
  I took this sack from I didn't do it, I put it away,
• 1:33:40
  so I was already all cooked out. And then like three or four days
• 1:33:45
  later, me and Bill are drinking at the house after podcasting here on Thursday,
• 1:33:49
  comes over and he has his own sack and he does a bump and
• 1:33:54
  you want some, and I don't know whose sack that is, so I'm
• 1:33:56
  like, now, I'm cool. I have my own because I know Tommy
• 1:33:59
  didn't die called you the next day, so I was like, I got
• 1:34:01
  my own dog. So I do a bump of this thing dog, and
• 1:34:05
  instantly I'm like fuck. You know sometime you're like fuck dog. Instantly I
• 1:34:11
  was like a little better guy. And then I'm like, good, chill
• 1:34:15
  dog, chill, dude, chill. You start talking to yourself in your
• 1:34:17
  head and we're playing pokers, so I'm like, concentrate on the hands,
• 1:34:20
  but you're not. Your heart's just and eventually, you know me, for
• 1:34:26
  I start walking and I start talking to Bill and I'm just walking on my
• 1:34:29
  house dog, like just go nowhere, but walking, bro, And then
• 1:34:32
  Bill just looking at me and then he's like you tripping hand. I'm like,
• 1:34:35
  bro, I can't stay still. And then I take a shot out
• 1:34:40
  of tequila and I can't stay still, and like you know, it's toll
• 1:34:44
  the point where like walking in this little space isn't helping. So I just
• 1:34:47
  go outside to get a breather. And I'm just walking up and down my
• 1:34:50
  street dog with the fucking bottle of tequila, just like saying, like,
• 1:34:56
  Yo, for real, dude, I for real, God, like real,
• 1:34:59
  for real, I thro through if like I live this, I'm not
• 1:35:02
  gonna do this shit no more. Like on a Thursday, you know,
• 1:35:08
  when we start talking to the guys and you start you start counting your harpeat,
• 1:35:12
  you're like, bro, and it's just you start thinking, like,
• 1:35:14
  th this is gonna suck. Bro, I can't die on the street.
• 1:35:16
  I can't die fucking doing cold I did, like Bro, And it starts
• 1:35:20
  tripping you out doing random sacks that who the fuck knows who Tommy got it
• 1:35:25
  from? Because I know Tommy didn't buy no friend to Tommy, but like
• 1:35:28
  who knows who gave it to tom found you might have found it for some
• 1:35:30
  bum who took you. Actually be happy that Tommy didn't buy it? How
• 1:35:35
  would you buy that ship? Stupid? If you're gonna do it, you
• 1:35:39
  might as well buy it though, Hey, so like damn, that's not
• 1:35:43
  I don't know, so that kind of that's the last time I was like,
• 1:35:45
  Yo, you can't be doing this shit. I must put on mass.
• 1:35:46
  That's what kind of shit that made me stop. Bro. When I
• 1:35:48
  was in that bathroom with the LAFC, the VIP went yeah, and I
• 1:35:51
  just remember like I was looking in the mirror for and I felt my heart
• 1:35:54
  just gave this extra skip and I was like, I for sure thought I
• 1:35:59
  was like, key, that's tool because you know, because you did a
• 1:36:03
  lot too though, but that's the difference, and that's what made me stop.
• 1:36:06
  Bro. I was like, full, you're gonna die in the bathroom
• 1:36:10
  with a soccer game. Like then I was just like I just stopped afterwards,
• 1:36:14
  Like I think, I think that's what made me stop for a while.
• 1:36:17
  That and then and then I think after that, I fucked around a
• 1:36:21
  little bit and then I just stopped. It's been a year. Uh.
• 1:36:25
  Somebody said, what happened to Bill? What happened to Bill is your life?
• 1:36:29
  Can we have? We talked to our local theater live just we hope
• 1:36:33
  you're a live Bill. You come back the fuck man? Where the funk
• 1:36:36
  you go? Bro Hm, it's been in my jerk. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:44
  but what were you saying before that? Have you seen Joey Diaz is
• 1:36:47
  back with Lee. Yeah, but it's not the same to zoom, it's
• 1:36:53
  not gonna be the samething it is as it isn't though, because like it's
• 1:36:59
  it's Fox with it. But the thing, the thing of that podcast was
• 1:37:03
  Joey fucking with him, Joey giving them milligrams, Joey and giving him chivy
• 1:37:09
  Chiva choose. It's never gonna happen again. That to me is where it
• 1:37:13
  was at that. I love their chemistry. Yeah, it's still probably good
• 1:37:15
  podcast. I've heard it, but it's not when I heard. When I
• 1:37:16
  hear the podcast and then you hear Joey talking about he was like, I
• 1:37:20
  can't go up the stairs fucking hard as fuckcause I got trouble getting up scary
• 1:37:25
  man. That's when you know he's getting up there, bro, because like
• 1:37:28
  he's up there and it's just like you hear that He's like, yeah,
• 1:37:30
  so I've been down there. You had to move down here because it's not
• 1:37:32
  good for my back and all this, and I'm just like, that's the
• 1:37:34
  old people problems, right, there, Bro, And that'sh It's scary,
• 1:37:38
  but it's funny. He's the same age as fucking Joe Rogan. Right,
• 1:37:42
  Nah, he's not my dad's age. My dad's Joe Rogan's age. Let's
• 1:37:47
  check, let's see it. I don't know. I heard they're close.
• 1:37:55
  What are you shooting? He's made you shooting. How do you think sixty?
• 1:38:00
  You had like sixty something? Sixty on the dot. He's born in
• 1:38:03
  sixty three. Hold your daputy five five. My mom's like sixty something,
• 1:38:10
  five year gap. You think I think it's the way to cocaine. I
• 1:38:15
  think it's just yeah, because sixty is not that old to not be able
• 1:38:18
  to walk upstairs. Dog. I see people in their seventies at the gym
• 1:38:23
  going ham dog bigger. Yeah. But these are people that have been conditioned
• 1:38:26
  to it. Bro, He's had a different life, That's what I mean,
• 1:38:29
  his lifestyle. With that lifestyle, you end up at sixty not being
• 1:38:32
  able to go upstairs. It sucks. But for people out there that are
• 1:38:36
  like heavy now think about it, By sixty, you could be like Joey.
• 1:38:42
  I imagine you can keept eating. He's on like, there's no way,
• 1:38:45
  man, I'm not even gonna throw fucking cloud. But I see some
• 1:38:48
  big ass people and I'm like, bro, yet you already having trouble getting
• 1:38:50
  up now and you're thirty? Fuck you, bitch. I don't have trouble,
• 1:38:55
  you fool. There's someone I want to say, but I actually like
• 1:38:57
  his music that we had here now too soon, and it's like, bro,
• 1:39:00
  you gotta get your ship together, like you can't be touring like that.
• 1:39:05
  Yeah that's true. I know what you mean, and I love their
• 1:39:09
  music, so to me, it's like I want them to get skinny because
• 1:39:11
  it's you know that's true, man, because I'm not gonna lie bro,
• 1:39:15
  Like it's hard to it's hard to struggle with that ship. Bro, like
• 1:39:17
  ken't flores. Take care of yourself, bro, yeah another one. Yeah,
• 1:39:20
  take care of yourself, bro, Like you're you're doing big things and
• 1:39:24
  your ship can change. Or you could be Rocky May where everybody was like,
• 1:39:27
  dude, would have been the best could have been was gonna be the
• 1:39:30
  gold dog. Should have stopped doing cold, should have stopped drinking SODA's and
• 1:39:33
  getting next sout. Don't be it could have been the next go be the
• 1:39:36
  fucking goat. You can't be the goat. Everyone's all sucking this one day.
• 1:39:41
  I've seen the ship. It's good comic. Oh he's not. Still
• 1:39:45
  he's not sucking your dick. Everyone else is, though, But I don't
• 1:39:48
  know. I think I think if I think you got it, you could
• 1:39:50
  be a goat. But obviously I want to get on my gum. And
• 1:39:55
  what fuck you? He said, everybody's suckers there, dude, Well,
• 1:39:59
  I mean everybody is like, dude, he's got a Netflix special. You're
• 1:40:01
  getting your dig sucks. Oh my god, I gotta suck his dick.
• 1:40:04
  Yeah. Rob Barbosa getting his dick sucked. Oh my god, I got
• 1:40:09
  is not a sucking dick. Guess is not getting his dick sucked me because
• 1:40:12
  I'm not on Netflix special. Guess who not either? He's not a Netflix
• 1:40:14
  special. People won't even put me on shoulders out here, And I was
• 1:40:18
  like, yeah, we're not even getting looked at. They're not even people
• 1:40:23
  hit me up to set up shows. But they won't hit me up to
• 1:40:25
  be on there, though, And you're making me feel right now, like
• 1:40:27
  you know how you go up to a girl and you're like, circle if
• 1:40:30
  you want to be my girlfriend or not. They don't even look at it.
• 1:40:32
  They don't even look at it. Dog, they didn't even read the
• 1:40:35
  question. I just asked her, do you want my girlfriend or note his
• 1:40:40
  way? At least, at least you make a know I know someone that
• 1:40:44
  will be fine. But you know, they like to play games. They've
• 1:40:48
  got a lot of things in the work though, like just landing these menus
• 1:40:51
  and doing a couple other things. Man, it's like I'm hungry too.
• 1:40:56
  Yeah, I got I got, I got my mind like a like a
• 1:40:59
  way fucking better space. Yeah. So we're probably gonna play the the super
• 1:41:05
  cher I mean the voicemails tomorrow if anything, because that time we're gonna let
• 1:41:10
  it charge. But yeah, do you want to thank everybody for reaching out
• 1:41:14
  yesterday? I appreciate you guys. My dog Lexus did pass on to the
• 1:41:17
  Rainbow Road, so you know, I had to deal with that. I'm
• 1:41:20
  still kind of dealing with it. You know, it's not easy when you
• 1:41:24
  lose a pet. So it's you know, it is what it is.
• 1:41:28
  Is. Everybody's gonna die at some point, you know, So cherish those
• 1:41:30
  moments you got with your loved ones and your pets and just give you some
• 1:41:35
  perspective. At least with dogs. You know, one day is a week
• 1:41:41
  in a dog's life, so try to make it count. Whether you don't
• 1:41:45
  got time to do that extra walk, just take it down, make it
• 1:41:48
  a shorter walk. Or haven't bought dog food, just go buy it,
• 1:41:53
  bro, That's why they're always so happy. But yeah, do shout out
• 1:41:59
  to shout out to everybody who tuned into this podcast. Follow me on Morning
• 1:42:04
  show Films I G and YouTube. Check out my website Morning Show Films dot
• 1:42:09
  CEEO. I'm gonna have a Black Friday sale, you know when the Black
• 1:42:12
  Friday Day comes, and that I think two weeks from now. Yeah,
• 1:42:15
  two weeks. Okay, cool me too, But I will be not I
• 1:42:20
  didn't. I didn't. That wasn't my shoutouts. I just wanted to say
• 1:42:24
  that. But yeah, in part of the Black Friday sale, I'm gonna
• 1:42:27
  be possibly gonna put out some hoodies, you know, some high hunger hoodies
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  with the splatter logo. I got some stuff for the works in Christmas,
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  you know, thanks to ease On for giving me the you know, the
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  little relay on certain things and ship. So we'll probably announce it when the
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  time comes and all that. Tomorrow I'll be putting out the film Hereditary for
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  my podcast The Morning Real. I'm also gonna put out sometime this weekend.
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  And I'm also put out the film The Little Things, interesting film with fucking
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  Denzel Washington and and you Red Little. Yeah, I know, Red fucking
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  Little, but yeah, he just climbed the fucking tower. He climbed all
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  kinds of dicks, but yeah, he climbed. Yeah, climbed the tower.
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  But yeah, checked me out, dude. Hey shot, Sorry,
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  beach mods and ships, so we're gonna talk beach mods and like cruising with
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  their homies on the beat on the with the bikes and ships. So it'll
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  be a good episode and uh, we'll see guys tomorrow. I can't believe
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  we're gonna put we don't Ziggy the same Oh yeah, if we get the
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