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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: All right, anyway, let's focus here. All right, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: being professional fitty, Let's focus. This segment is usually the
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  Speaker 1: epitome of professionalism. It's time Bony for what the bleep?
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  Speaker 1: Mac stories and things that make us say, what the bleep?
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  Speaker 2: What you got?
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna go across the pond Mac to a farm
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  Speaker 3: in the UK. This is the Gravely Fruit Farm in Hitchin,
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  Speaker 3: which opened in nineteen eighty one and features berry picking
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  Speaker 3: a playground. In other family friendly pursuits, why is this
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  Speaker 3: farm under fire?
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  Speaker 1: Mac?
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  Speaker 3: Well, this family theme park has put up a Titanic
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  Speaker 3: ride for children, and people are saying it's the tasteful
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  Speaker 3: I've seen the ride.
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  Speaker 1: Mac.
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  Speaker 3: You get in it and it slowly goes up in
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  Speaker 3: the air and then downward like the Titanic going underneath
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  Speaker 3: the water. And this guy says he will not get
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  Speaker 3: rid of the ride because he won't give in to
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  Speaker 3: the woke brigate.
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  Speaker 1: He said to woke mob, wants to change my Titanic
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  Speaker 1: death themed.
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  Speaker 2: Ride, Mommy, let me ride the Titanic. I want to
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  Speaker 2: simulate my death on a boat. Mommy. Oh man, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure the ship is harmless, like I'm sure, the
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  Speaker 1: ride's harmless, right, but it is a funny theme here, kiddies,
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  Speaker 1: let's pretend we're on this ship where he would die.
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  Speaker 2: It is kind of a funny theme for an amusement party.
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  Speaker 3: Dad, what's that over there? Walsaw? And that's the challenger.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get on that there? What the bleep are? What
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  Speaker 3: the bleep are we doing y'all with these ride themes? Man?
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  Speaker 2: All right, I've got to what I've got to what
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  Speaker 2: the bleep?
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  Speaker 1: Bone? But also got to shout out this fisherman that
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  Speaker 1: was near the Philippines. Yes are Cerventes. There's video of
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  Speaker 1: this too, which I need to google. I need to
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  Speaker 1: find this. This poor guy Bone was fishing near the
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  Speaker 1: Philippines last month. He reeled in by mistake, he reeled
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  Speaker 1: in an octopus and this octopus boat Have you seen this?
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  Speaker 2: This dang eight lik what it's called?
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  Speaker 1: The article that the octopus latched onto the fisherman's face
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  Speaker 1: with an eight armed death grip. The article, sen gir
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  Speaker 1: there's video of this thing sticking to his face and
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  Speaker 1: he has to try to get this thing off. He's
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  Speaker 1: trying to pull it off. It won't come off his face,
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  Speaker 1: So then bone. He starts clubbing it with a cut
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  Speaker 1: piece of bamboo, starts clubbing the thing, but also he's
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  Speaker 1: clubbing his face and the thing falls off back.
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  Speaker 2: Into the water. What the bleep is going on there?
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  Speaker 1: I would be losing my First of all, I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be out on a boat fishing.
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  Speaker 2: That's way too adventurous for me.
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  Speaker 1: But if that did happen to me, I would be
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  Speaker 1: losing my ever loving mind. Man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you try to grab it by the arms
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  Speaker 3: that it's got six more.
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  Speaker 2: Dude just started hitting the thing on his face.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. That's why I largely stay out of
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  Speaker 3: the water when I can. I don't need to get
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  Speaker 3: death gripp by, not to push in the face.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a That is just a horrible day, man,
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  Speaker 1: a horrible day.
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  Speaker 3: Mac we have between neighbors in Florida were a furious neighbor,
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  Speaker 3: Troy the Callo, thirty five years old, was arrested by
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  Speaker 3: Lake County Sheriff's deputies after he got mad at his
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  Speaker 3: neighbor because the dog went to the bathroom in his yard.
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  Speaker 3: He bare handed. The waiste walked over to the neighbor's house,
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  Speaker 3: walked in the door, and flung it at the head
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  Speaker 3: of the neighbor. They then rawled outside and it involved
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  Speaker 3: someone got a child scooter upside the head. Also during
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  Speaker 3: this melee, just another day to neighborhood. Feces and scooters
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  Speaker 3: used as weapons. Yeah, that's Florida. That's how it's about, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, next thing you know, they're gonna throw an octopus
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  Speaker 1: in somebody's face. Oh my god, what to believe Florida.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we asked this every we do ask
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  Speaker 1: this every week.
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  Speaker 3: He says he threw the feces, but not the scooter.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't want that. He doesn't want that, he doesn't
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  Speaker 3: want that. On the resume, what's it not? And only
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  Speaker 3: one of those things was being thrown.
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  Speaker 1: I also Bone had a poop related What the bleep? Really,
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  Speaker 1: did you see what Dion Dawkins let his dog do
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  Speaker 1: last week?
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  Speaker 3: I did not.
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  Speaker 2: I just said dog do and then it was dog do.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, he allowed his dog Bone to poop in
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  Speaker 1: the fieldhouse turf practice field in Buffalo. He had to
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  Speaker 1: come back with a baggy and do the thing where
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  Speaker 1: you pick it up with a baggie or whatever. What
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  Speaker 1: the belief we do in Dion take that dog outside,
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  Speaker 1: bro we got an indoor practice field, and you got
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  Speaker 1: a dog pooping on the dang thing.
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  Speaker 3: And then the pandits way and did the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: A buffore also wanted the bleep. What the bleef buffalo's field?
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  Speaker 2: Did you hear what the players were saying afterwards? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was.
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  Speaker 1: They were comparing the body parks. They was kidding shredded.
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  Speaker 1: They said that grass is yeah, and it rhymes with grass.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man. Anyway, mag we're gonna go international again. Here
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  Speaker 1: to Auckland, New Zealand, where a parking company has apologized
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  Speaker 1: to a woman after she received a parking ticket for
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  Speaker 1: state too long in a supermarket car park on the
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  Speaker 1: day she died and was brought back to life.
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  Speaker 3: She collapsed in the store. She had to go to
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  Speaker 3: the hospital. She got resuscitated later on, she's alive, got
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  Speaker 3: back to her car and she had an eighty eight
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  Speaker 3: dollars ticket on her car. After she died. It came
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  Speaker 3: back to the long oh cut you got Hopefully they
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  Speaker 3: can wave that place. Is every way to wave that it's.
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  Speaker 1: Now been waiting. Okay, thank god. A woman thought they
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  Speaker 1: thought she was dead. They literally brought her back from
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  Speaker 1: the dead.
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  Speaker 2: What to bleep? All right, here's the story. Now this
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  Speaker 2: one bone.
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  Speaker 1: This could lead to fascinating discussion, but I have to
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  Speaker 1: what to bleep it anyway, it's just so crazy. A
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  Speaker 1: thirteen year old boy in Arizona is facing a misdemeanor
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  Speaker 1: assault charge after a dodgeball incident during a high school
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  Speaker 1: gym class left another student with bruises. The student is
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  Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend. He and two of his buddies are
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  Speaker 1: accused of targeting her with dodgeballs to get revenge for
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  Speaker 1: her breaking up with him, and like, he is literally
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  Speaker 1: facing charges from the law for this. His mom is furious.
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  Speaker 1: His mom is like, listen, does he deserve to be punished? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they were probably a little mean to the girl, but
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  Speaker 1: this should not be.
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  Speaker 2: In the court of law. He should not be facing charges.
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  Speaker 1: But the police are saying, essentially they threw so many
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  Speaker 1: at her that it essentially they became weaponsolence. I saw
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  Speaker 1: the bruises that it left. That was crazy. See here's
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  Speaker 1: my thing in dodgeball, bony. Don't you just hit her
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  Speaker 1: once and she's out? Yeah, so how many times were you? Like?
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  Speaker 2: What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: Just keep throwing out? Like I need to know the
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  Speaker 1: circumstances on that they were throwing from different angles. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now you didn't read the information on the young man, Mac,
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  Speaker 1: He's the grantson of legendary dodgeball thrower patches. Yeah, how
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  Speaker 1: did I not read that in this article? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm what the believing it?
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  Speaker 2: But I also like, you need to know the details
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  Speaker 2: of that, you know what I mean? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Was it like did she get hit already and y'all
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  Speaker 1: kept throwing balls out?
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  Speaker 3: I was she off to the side and just standing
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  Speaker 3: there and still getting pelted?
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  Speaker 1: Or I feel like maybe the law doesn't need to
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  Speaker 1: get in. But it sounds like you pretty mean and bitter.
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  Speaker 1: I just girl, son, It definitely does. That's like my
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  Speaker 1: third grade breakup when I got beat up by the
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  Speaker 1: girl on the other team mad me until me underneath
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  Speaker 1: the boards and beat me up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not pretty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised they're still playing dodgeball in schools in this
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  Speaker 1: very PC era.
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  Speaker 3: They have to wear helmets down.
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  Speaker 2: That's that true?
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  Speaker 1: That up?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Mac, I do this story, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: preface it by saying it's one of these ones where
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  Speaker 3: I don't know exactly how real it is. Because it
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  Speaker 3: went viral over the weekend. It's from the Vocal News.
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  Speaker 3: I can't really find much on this guy, but he
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  Speaker 3: was on the local news outside of the Costco and
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  Speaker 3: he was talking about how he only eats off Costco
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  Speaker 3: free samples right now because he's saving money for football
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  Speaker 3: season to fund his gambling habits. I mean, he was
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  Speaker 3: on TV he said it. But again, was this guy
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  Speaker 3: being serious? I don't know, but it did go viral.
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  Speaker 3: I'll bring it up to you. Are you buying that
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  Speaker 3: this guy's eating only off free samples right now? Or
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  Speaker 3: is this guy just make it up. I'm not even
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  Speaker 3: gonna what to bleep them. Maybe this is what I
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  Speaker 3: should be doing.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I can afford bone to have more than seven
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  Speaker 1: cents in my account on sports betting if I just
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  Speaker 1: do this too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. I'm sure the family
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't be happy about it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say guy's fake, because how you're gonna get
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  Speaker 3: enough food off the samples to get enough food in
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  Speaker 3: your body? You got to It was on the news,
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  Speaker 3: so I don't know. Maybe maybe it is real.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you'd have to hit up like a
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  Speaker 1: circuit of grocery stores to get enough sample food for
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  Speaker 1: you and like, you know what I mean, Like you'd
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  Speaker 1: have to hit like all the grocery stores like in
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  Speaker 1: your you know, in a certain radius and being because
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  Speaker 1: just one, because how many times can you come back
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  Speaker 1: and get disamples from the same lady. It doesn't make anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I respect it, though I respect the discipline. So am
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  Speaker 1: I what to bleeping you for believing the story initially boned?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, believe me, believe me.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, the text line is weighing in. See this,
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  Speaker 1: this whole thing with the lawsuit on the dodgeball or
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  Speaker 1: the charges, is this thing is is an interesting convo.
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  Speaker 1: It seems like most people are siding with the girl though. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: this dude says, it's diabolical what they did. Baron says
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  Speaker 1: the dodge or he said the dodgeball instance, Uh is diabolical.
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  Speaker 1: This ca texter says, imagine if that's your daughter, how
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  Speaker 1: you would feel. I think you would want him charged
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  Speaker 1: with a crime. Yeah, I mean, it just depends on
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  Speaker 1: the total circumstances of it. They were foam dodgeballs, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, foam dodgeball. Yes, but you said that the
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  Speaker 1: girl was bruised though she was Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It's just another example of a young boy that age
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  Speaker 1: with his junior testosterone tournament, a little little jerk, like
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  Speaker 1: as a tail as old as time, and I say,
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  Speaker 1: this is somebody that was a.
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  Speaker 2: Little jerk back when I was younger.
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  Speaker 3: They said that the defense has been that they they
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  Speaker 3: it was during the regular game. But that is a
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  Speaker 3: lot of bruising though for one ad, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: figure they all just did you get hit?
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  Speaker 2: And they all they all threw it once or was
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  Speaker 2: it multiple games?
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  Speaker 1: They just kept throwing at her, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: Like I need some of the details of how savage
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  Speaker 1: this attack is. But yes, they are little testosterone driven pumps,
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  Speaker 1: but there's many of them out there.
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  Speaker 2: It is sadly, you know,