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Tis the Season for Revenge - by Morgan Elizabeth · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi, friends. You're listening to lose the pop
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of color and Emily. In this episode, we are reading
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tis the season for Revenge by Morgan.
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Elizabeth, we are talking about the entire book, so warning
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there will be spoilers. I'm Carla and I've just secured
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the world's best revenge. I'm going to fuck his boss.
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I'm Emily and I'm just the worst human but I'm not dick before we
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get started. Do we love a Christmas-themed of
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romance? Is it really Christmassy?
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Yeah. Okay.
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It's marketed as Christmas Eve. It's a Hallmark movie.
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Yeah. In a book, A book.
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Have you seen the cover it? It's Ginga Licious.
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Jiggly jiggly, don't believe. It's got candy canes.
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It's pink, it's festoons. But you agree.
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But do you know what the actual elements of Christmas was super
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underwhelming. I know, we don't know what it's
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like to live in New York. No.
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Like, they talked a lot about the so-called, as a big, big
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Christmas tree. And I'm like the ski area.
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Yeah. The is it the Rockefeller?
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I don't know. One of those.
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Some, it's urgent iced tea in Australia.
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Yes, nice know there's not a Rockefeller but to be Fab this
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book is like a just a little fever dream.
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I feel like it was like, you go to sleep and then this is a
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dream and then you just wake up being confused.
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I not, you know what? I thought it was going to be
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more aggressive, hmm, it wasn't aggressive, it wasn't.
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People's not deep. So if you like a fluffy with
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barely any conflict, go ahead and read this.
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Like if you want to feel good with the bit of smut Ashton.
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Yeah it's fine. Yeah I've recommended.
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So let's get into the pot. Show you more.
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Sorry the plot is straight up lifted from Legally Blond 100%
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but actually the author has nodded towards that yet so she
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acknowledged that yeah sort of the case I think that was her
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inspiration parent. So, these are good story.
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Yeah, and it was kind of already more satisfying because Legally
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Blond was more about Elle Woods fixing herself up.
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It wasn't solely based on Revenge.
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Yeah. Whereas this one was kind of
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solely based on binge. Yeah, so we are introduced to
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the main characters and the main daddy is Richard or dick, I love
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her. The name is Dick.
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He's a dick. He is a dick, his hairlines.
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Ting. Of course, of course, it's all
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that negative energy, and thank you for the Jews living.
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His second cell. Vibe.
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Yes, you can love that. We immediately in the first
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chapter. Knew he was a bitch straight
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away. It was within the first two
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seconds of him being introduced. It was page one.
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I was like, he's a bitch. Yeah, he's a little bitch
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weenie. Yeah, weenie head, little
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weenie, receding her head. If anyone was receding it, To be
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him because that's plenty of decent guys that have receding
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hairlines. But he deserves what he deserves
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thinning hair? Wait, what's the girl's name?
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Really forgotten. Same Abby Camis her friend and
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cats a friend. And yes I did love how she
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actually has been male friends. That was refreshing.
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Yes, these kind of books. I never have female friend.
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No, and the support like I'm sure support of friends.
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Yeah, calling her out. Yeah, amazing, amazing.
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We love that they always fixed up by a man and the man only and
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there's no one else around like and it's just annoying.
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Yeah, no and her friends with ride or dies, they were so mad
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at her. Well, okay, so we learned that
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she's being dating. Abby's been dating this guy
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Richard or dick for four years? Yes, and she's a bit clueless
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about the relationship. She thinks everything's going.
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Well she's so in love with him. His she's blond blinded by love.
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Find it by love. I don't know what there.
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To love because he seems like a douche straight away.
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Yeah. What is she getting out of that?
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I think she really likes to care for people, and that's what
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happened or years though, for years?
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Come on. Girl, at that point, it's your
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fault, but it's traumatic for everyone like, it's not her
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fault. He's still being a dick to her,
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but at that point, if you have no idea that he's being a dick
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to you. Yeah, I don't know.
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Maybe your friend should probably step up a little bit
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and grab you by the shoulders and shake your little bit more.
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Well, she did know that. At her friends hated him but she
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was aware but her friends was sort of took a backseat
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completely. Yeah.
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I don't think I'll be able to hold that back from you.
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Oh no, I'd be like girl. It's exactly like Legally Blond.
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Yeah, they were going to go to a staff party costume party for
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him and she's never been to a staff party.
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He's never even respected her enough to introduce her to.
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He's been waiting for this moment for years, waiting for
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it. And it was a Halloween party.
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Yes. So she thought I'm going to wear
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A bunny outfit but it's going to be like, he conservative, yes,
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because you have a normal skin tone.
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Yeah, she definitely likes girls.
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So she hopped in the car? All dolled up all excited.
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He wouldn't even go up to greet her at the door.
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All Night. Never Been in her apartment.
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He was on his phone and pretty much ignoring her, and then he
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looks over. And he's like, what the fuck are
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you wearing basically? Yeah, he's such a dick about it,
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I know, and he's like, oh, cold introduce you, you're so not
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serious. And he's like, oh, I've been
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thinking about this for ages but I just don't want to be with you
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and she's like, what the fuck she thought.
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She's getting proposed to he was like, I've been thinking about
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this for the last like four years for the entire
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relationship. He's in that exact moment and he
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was so mean about it. He's delivery was just so he's
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like you're not serious enough. Yeah.
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And then a cop came because they were in like a fire zone or
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something and then the cops like knocking on the door and then
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he's like, it's okay, she was just leaving.
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So she didn't even get to like she should have been wise.
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He's been parked here for a house.
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Should have been like he's been partisans last week.
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You find him up. Yeah.
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Give him tickets and the copter know what to do by the time she
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helped other car. The coppers just like what?
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He broke my heart. That's what you said.
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He broke my heart beating. It's the best thing that's ever
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happened to you. Yeah.
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Then she walked upstairs, called her friends who are already at a
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different party. Yeah.
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And then they came home straight away with like chips and
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Accident alcohol. Yeah.
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And they started drinking getting wild and they were like
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we need Revenge immediate Revenge.
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It's amazing. How list was really good so far.
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They did a really good job. I think tank I love to list the
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glitter. Threw me off God when yes I was
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like. When did they have time for
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that? Exactly.
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How did they do that? How do you put glitter into
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someone else's car? I cope.
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Do you need to open the Bonnet. The way they described his car.
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It was a mum. Then a red mum van.
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In. Well, I was confused because
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most of the other sports car. Are they trying to say, it's a
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MILF movie? You'll know.
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I think it was a van, like a, like, a very expensive soccer
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mom van, why is he driving around in that if he's supposed
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to be? So poor that he needs to
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pre-plan, but he's Rich. That was part of the reason why
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she will, he's trying to get a promotion at the law firm.
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Yeah. He's from old money because his
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granddad is the founder or whatever.
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Yeah, and he's the Boy. Yeah, so these mom van imagine
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getting bargain on to in a mom van and with Crush modernize.
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I really didn't think it was a Monday and I thought it was like
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a spy MILF Carl. I'm originally thought it was a
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sporty car but someone sits in Savannah, huh.
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So when dick was breaking up with her, he was pretty much
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like a makeup artist isn't a real job, you're just wasting
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time. Being silly in a retail store
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kind of thing. Oh my god, do you know how much
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real makeup on is making a day? She would 100% make more money
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for Less. That's what I mean, she could
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make a week's worth of money in one day if she booked young
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people from private makeup or like it celebrities.
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Yeah, it's crazy. He's just misogynistic.
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Hmm, that's all it is. He's like you just putting
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lipstick on people. You're not really doing
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anything. She's like I'm helping people
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and he's like, fuck off. You are he just thinks?
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He's Superior in every just now. So her in the gullies are
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getting drunk in this swiping on to do.
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Yes. Because they're like, we're
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going to just put some sexy photos of you up with your
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original blond hair. Yes.
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And we're going to just, I don't know.
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Get you a rebound. Going you going.
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I'd probably do the same thing to my friend.
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If they were in that kind of state, I'm in Westminster
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website is don't follow through. Well, yeah.
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Who cares, what's wrong with a bit of instant validation for
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your poor friend is being berated.
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Her entire four-year relationship, amazing John.
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By how she supposed to look, she looks cute.
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She's getting her hair dyed tomorrow blond.
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She only died at mousy Brown, because she wanted to look more
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serious and dull, Her Shine for DIC.
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Which, I mean, I don't know why you'd agreed that I would never
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agree to a less flattering hair color because someone and in my
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I was dating wanted it. I'm like, fuck you and the girl
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he cheats on her with his blond. Yep.
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Anyway, swiping away on Tinder, swiping around in both laughing.
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A little recognizes someone, he's awesome.
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Did you pull that off? And I did, what I've been saying
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for months to fund his dad. This is same level.
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Yes. Same level, same a better only
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because dick has more about his job than anything else.
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Yeah, he thinks he's going to get this promotion and he's boss
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would obviously have Some say in that.
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Yeah. So it's the ultimate power play.
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Yeah. And also she was never invited
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to the staff parties. So she's imagining in her brain,
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imagining walking up to this fucking Christmas party.
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In a couple months after Halloween and you're on the arm
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of his boss like yeah. None of them about a better way
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to show that you could have been serious Enough by then his boss.
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Right? Yeah but when you're that boss
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guy and he's a bit older fuck being serious?
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Yeah. He's out.
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Who's gonna care? It's even better Revenge.
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If you tease that out and your boss is trying to bang you like,
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that's even better about hearing from.
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What are your initial thoughts about Damien though?
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I loved him. Okay.
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So you're on board. I'm on board Damien.
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He's my favorite book boyfriend. So far.
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I have no problems. Like he has.
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No red flags. Okay.
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Okay, I think anyway, for me. Okay, here's my first trophy.
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You roll out a whole scroll know, just something that gives
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me the egg. Oh yeah, it's probably give me
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the egg, but everything else is fine.
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Well, something that I'm just like that's already a yellow
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flag, right? So he's dating profile.
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They were going through it. They're reading it.
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So this Damon bike. He's 42.
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So yeah. Beat around the block or Clauses
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delft. He's been around, right?
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He's getting that we agree. Nothing is more off-putting than
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when someone has on their. Like, do not want something
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serious. Are you 42?
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Fair enough you know what, fair enough maybe.
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I just swipe that one over and like maybe he doesn't want
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something serious. But then don't go on a first
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date. And say, you're okay with seeing
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with how things go. Like, I don't know, like be Dan
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Bilzerian, we'll all my God, that man, literally was like, I
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don't want anybody to think series on the day and
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immediately was ready to characterize.
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Being don't flippy floppy like that, bro.
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You're either casual and your casual?
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Yeah. You know what I mean?
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I meant the one, the one, Me. No likey.
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But yeah, I don't know that just gives me the.
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It's like so come on. Let's be fucking for real,
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you're 42. Yeah.
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Don't act like you're 22. Yeah.
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But that's just me being judgmental.
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But yeah, I don't think you want to kids in that so we really
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didn't want anything serious. The Stance is simple though but
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from two people that like to his credit he's probably busy and
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has a career so Mandy that's why he said but then don't
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flippy-floppy on the first date I suppose I suppose if you have
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this woman come after you and she Like the typical young
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person who day and she's launched.
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She's leggy. She's wearing time, pink dress,
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you've probably gone casual. And then the more she spoke he
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was like, oh, actually, she's an amazing human being, right?
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I reckon that's where that went. Okay, so we'll give him a pass.
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I'll give his heart because he immediately was serious.
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But that's what. Okay, this is what I dreamed and
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so they go. They seem to match on Tinder and
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then they go on a first date, which is nice.
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Dinner date, good and fine, whatever.
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What the fuck is the point of Ending exclusivity like he had a
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proper full chat during that first date.
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Why are you asking for exclusivity, if you only want
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casual, the whole point of casual is you can see other
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people. He's a serious, but you can't
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have it both ways. He can have his way with her
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exclusive. Your kind of date.
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Like you want to be dating. That's what exclusive is.
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I can't let you know. I don't tell you what he wants.
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What is he He doesn't even know what he wants.
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That's the problem. I don't know.
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I think it's just trying to want it both ways.
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I think he's just trying to not break his own heart.
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Sorry. It's just that we gave me the
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egg. I'm sorry.
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Back to that, like, Drake just come into my mind.
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The ultimate soft boy. I think he just saw her on a
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date and he's like, I'm gonna look you in but yeah, I don't
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want to feel tied down. Yeah.
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Which is the ultimate but I don't think he would have ever
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hooked up with anyone else. Maybe he was like I want to look
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you in enough to work it out. I'm giving him too much credit.
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He's just have fell asleep to your old man that I'm in love
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with her and he's not even real. Oh my God.
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God, if I was into 42 year old man, I would hope it'd be
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someone like him. She's the money.
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Only the money and the treatment.
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That's nice. The bar is really low.
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He's just not unemployed, right? He are he asked for a dinner
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date straight up. He's nice.
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The bar is low bar is low, but at least it's nice.
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Yeah, exactly. And no, he has a hairline.
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I feel like they never specified.
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I feel like he could be a hot baldy.
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Nah he has. Hey sorry you don't ruin the Oh
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no I got it. Got it.
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I remember. It was all it referred to at
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some point it was always because he touched it.
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Yes, it like greased up and he's like, follically, challenged not
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very good. He's follicly bless.
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You could probably afford the full reconstruction like Century
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though. He's probably got them hugs.
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I'm kept plug it up bitch. Talking about people ended up
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and only no one's know itís. Yeah, I think if you're a guy
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and you want to get that done, fucking plug it up, ours.
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Not too bad as well. Like a toupee like glued down.
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Well good. We must be doing weaves and all
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sorts of shit since the dawn of time.
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So he should yeah, dick hands on enough money to buy a hair oils
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but not enough money to put on a toupee.
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Stupid dick. You like to take a fucking
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idiot. What are you doing?
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Trying to grow your hair? Just glue it down.
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Glued you pay on you fucking numb nuts.
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Oh, where's earnings mom vans? John.
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Okay, so this dinner date is going so well, they are hitting
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it off, it's just do any good and then they go for a walk
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afterwards as well. And then they just getting hot
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and heavy out in public. They've got hot chocolate.
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They've got mistletoe making out of the street.
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Yeah he's ready for a room, he's doing the knee thing.
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They're bumping and grinding political side of a building
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somewhere. Could you okay you see this man
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in the suit to Mike? Because he's been working.
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All right, honey. Yeah.
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And then you saw all you see is this blond chick in the very
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tight pink dress. No coat.
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No Kyle. She had his coat but still no
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Coke. You just like, hmm.
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Didn't you say for it? Yeah, probably good for her.
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It's fine. It's an escort date funds.
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She's making her money. Yeah.
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But yeah if you don't bump You're grinding on a building
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outside. All right?
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Like I mean her dressed like that regularly is she probably
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looked hot. Yeah but also if you're bumping
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and riding in a store doorway that's what I mean is this
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nighttime trading and there's still people out here shopping
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because someone said get a room, it was like morning are
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lunchtime. I thought they were on a dinner
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date. No, because he left work really
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early in the middle of the day. Uh-huh, those are lunch Dave,
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the one state So then I thought you went to his right after she
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did. Okay.
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So just looking at 3 p.m. maybe oh maybe it was a afternoon
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dinner. Okay, whatever.
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Either way they hooked up on the first night so she's getting
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that Revenge plot in. She is just like she arity, fuck
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his boss. One day later she was halfway
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feeling guilty for then. When he said I'm only looking
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for casual, she's like fucking a fucking fuck.
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Fuck, I think she doesn't care. I'm just really sad that It's
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fun to eat around. She's like you don't have to do
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that. Oh and then she came through
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with the men. Don't like that.
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Look, what? Your date doesn't like that
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because he likes penis. So if Arnold, where is he
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getting that? Intel dick.
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Yeah and she was like embarrassed to take her clothes
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off as I go. If you're going to fuck his boss
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you got to go all the way down to go all the way outside on the
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balcony in the broad daylight doesn't even matter go for a
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full Buffet He fed her and then he ate her out.
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Like, it's just what he wined and dined about.
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Like, what could be better than that?
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Like you ask any woman what their ideal first date is
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talking. Just pick up this book.
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Yeah, I have a look at Paige. What's with all?
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This is not ugly, sleep after snuggly sleep.
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I snuggly sleep. And then he gave us some
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clothes. And then when got her breakfast
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and took her home. Yeah, he drove her all the way
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So she wouldn't have to catch an Uber even though dick never
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drove to her house. Are you kidding?
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Yeah. You live in New York she would
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have got murdered. Yeah.
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So what a magical days March evening.
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Take it must have been a lot of surprise for her and she kept
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throughout the whole book. She was like, oh my God, why is
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he treating me halfway decently at all?
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And he wasn't doing anything true crazy.
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Not because he had access to money, he could do awesome
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things. Yeah, at this point I was
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thinking this is Bit too easy because it's almost like she
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fulfills the Revenge pot straight away and I was like,
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come on, give us a bit more of a challenge and that's why this
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book is a bit easy. Yeah, she stayed over that
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night. And then she left a note and
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then she kissed it with last night's lipstick.
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Are you kidding, unless you reapplied and kiss the, no?
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Because it would be nothing left crusty there.
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The skin cross. It's like a lips feeling.
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Especially if you don't have all your normal stuff to take makeup
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off, you would just be like these jumping off dust on the
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page. She didn't draw it on the
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outline. I love how every female fantasy
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book, correct me if I'm wrong every book, The desirable male
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is always Rich. How do we explain?
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And I don't complain about spending money, they started
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fuck up. So far from well normal reality
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that it's just it's not real. It's almost like it would be
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easier to date a man with a job. Wow.
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No way and my driver's license. We don't want to be their
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mummies. What how dare always like we
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want to be now feminine energy or something.
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That's fine but not in a submissive yes I'll do the
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cooking yes I'll do the cleaning.
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I'm your mummy you're not my baby boy.
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Oh so my my note on that was is it just because it's so unlikely
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because our reality as women is usually your boyfriend's asking
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for Money. My car loves older opposite of
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what we used to like a man who washes his asshole to moan about
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it. It's just so new to me. couldn't
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hold that in like a god that just holds down a job as an
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income, can try a human being that's like Well, that's a very
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key Point. Sometimes they have the lessons
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and not the car, and sometimes they have the car, and not the
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license in wolves. Just always me Big Daddy.
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When you can never be the peasants princess, because
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you're always Daddy. That is my life.
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I'm just always Daddy. It's like I didn't ask that this
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life. It was served to me.
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Anyway, I can you need a Father's Day present?
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I know Ours from all my previous What I Call un's On sees a my
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the sponsor or the spawn co-wrote, traumatized you've had
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a lot of jobs and taxi has been 100 fucking sure.
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If only, I could just do an invoice and like this is back.
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Pay me all these fucking herbicide km.
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This again, challenged by the come on up, I don't know.
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It's just Always know it's just fantasy books.
23:28
They've got to have that rich man.
23:30
It's almost like they know exactly what we want.
23:33
Sometimes, I don't want to do anything.
23:39
I don't want to be the one to pay the electricity bill.
23:43
So it prevents everything from falling apart and I switched off
23:53
all the money. Mental, I don't you groceries.
23:56
Oh dude, running a household is like being the manager that
24:03
point in my life. Did I turn into an adult?
24:05
And they were like, you know what, you should do everything,
24:12
like I don't Foods a lot. Female adulthood in myeloma.
24:17
Two different. It's very different.
24:20
It's not on the same playing field.
24:21
No, it's not, I'd love a male out, you fucking kidding me.
24:28
I'll be on the ski, slopes like four different shapes right now.
24:38
With my dick. Yeah.
25:03
Everyone else would be that guy. I'll be running that mouth
25:30
privilege. All the way to the bank.
25:34
This is why I'm not a male. This is snot snot.
25:37
Okay, privilege. I'd have you think the world is
25:39
not ready? And here I am looking for a
25:42
recording. A fun job.
25:45
I mean, I don't know. There's a lot of man that record
25:49
podcasts. Oh, true.
25:50
Oh, that reminds me, Jake me to listen to a male podcast about a
25:55
relationship. She needed to be, you know,
25:57
stroking. Yo, know it's Russian fit.
26:03
I'll fucking like, I'm poles. Yeah.
26:06
Someone worth So they went on this amazing first date and
26:11
they're sort of like getting to know each other and she's
26:13
falling head over heels straight away.
26:15
Yeah look I love em practically my God the girl doesn't plan no
26:20
because technically day me could turn around and be completely
26:23
awful. Because if she's back at square
26:24
one, it could be a whole Christian Grey situation.
26:27
Exactly. I feel like she'd be okay with
26:29
it though. I'd be okay with it.
26:34
Look at the Christian but because the Damien, right?
26:36
Yeah. Not Christian Grey, not a
26:37
Christian and Right. He'll that Fifty Shades of Grey
26:43
knees here. At least he's got hair.
26:46
So that's fine. We love our silver-fox.
26:48
It's glossy. I'm pretty sure by the time they
26:50
get married, it's so the ball pops.
26:53
Yeah. He's a lawyer as well because
26:57
he's dicks boss and they won't work in a law firm.
27:00
So he has, you know, serious clients and he has this client
27:03
who's gone through a DV relationship and she's trying to
27:06
do a separation from her ex-partner.
27:08
Whatever. Yeah.
27:09
And he brought her to Abby's makeup counter counter at work.
27:15
Yeah. To help her out and to look good
27:17
on her court, date everything. And also she had a big ass
27:20
Shina. Yeah.
27:22
II that she had to cover up. Yeah, he just wanted her to be
27:24
confident. And help her out.
27:27
Yeah. And she picked out some clothes
27:28
and stuff for her to wear in court, so she's more confident.
27:31
Yeah, and like, that's really nice and he drove her all the
27:34
way across town. Just so he had an excuse to see
27:37
her at work, and you know what, he respected her job enough to
27:40
be like you are helping people. We're on the same level but do
27:44
you know what's good? Is When A Man visits you at
27:46
work? I know.
27:47
And get you coffee. Like one of my favorite things?
27:51
Yes, that's a dream. I don't know.
27:53
That's just it's so simple. Like a lunch day.
27:57
Yes. Yeah.
27:57
It's a surprise and they broke up.
27:59
Yeah. For a lunch date, you'll
28:01
something, or they give a shit about where you work.
28:04
I love doing that for my boyfriend.
28:06
It's great. You feel great.
28:07
So special yeah, great idea. Hate them at home of them when
28:13
you forced to look normal and no thank you.
28:16
I don't know. It's just it's different.
28:17
Yeah they come to your workplace in your life, you like excited
28:20
and you show them everything and then yeah they pretend to be
28:23
interested for about 10 seconds. Yeah we love that especially if
28:31
you have to wear some kind of uniform who are for whatever.
28:33
Wow exactly just do some on the Fly roll place.
28:39
So she was talking to the lady, the client.
28:42
Yeah, while she was doing her makeup and everything and then
28:44
she was starting to slowly realize how bad a relationship
28:48
was with dick. Yeah.
28:49
And she was lucky being traumatized by it continually as
28:52
things moved on. Yeah.
28:53
And I'm kind of like, isn't it sad that honestly, most girls I
28:58
have had that happen to them. I was actually thinking about
29:00
that the other day. It's literally live at least
29:03
19.99 percent of women have all had some form of sizing thing.
29:08
Yeah. Just in any relationships of any
29:10
relationship? Yeah, it's just normal some
29:14
people. Don't get a good one.
29:16
Yep. Some people never could go by, I
29:17
know. It's so sad.
29:18
I know it's a dog right now, but it's so true.
29:22
But every woman you've ever talked to you as had it some
29:24
kind of - dating experience. Yeah.
29:27
The severity depends. Yeah, but also there's just a
29:30
shame that I just fucked up but people will just say in passing
29:33
and you'll be like, do you know that that's fucked up and
29:35
they'll be like, what do you mean?
29:36
That's kind of the one you like. It is not normal girl.
29:40
Yeah, so she's having all of these Revelations, but, yeah,
29:44
the lady of the got a name that she's doing the makeup for is
29:48
honestly the sweetest woman to because she's like, oh my
29:50
experience is not the same and she's like, you know, it is just
29:53
as bad. Yeah, you're allowed to feel
29:55
just as bad as me, I know. And it's so nice.
29:58
She was so nice and she has daughters, I Love.
30:01
Actually, there's a big thing. I love in this book is there's
30:04
not a lot of catty women because I really hate besides, the chick
30:08
diggers was cheating myself to you or whatever.
30:10
Yeah, Mr. Your side's Misty, but it wasn't like a lot.
30:14
It was very very minimum and Misty didn't know shit.
30:17
Misty didn't know she, maybe she did.
30:19
There was no cross over. There was no pick me.
30:22
No, there's no conflict. I hate it.
30:24
I really hate books where they pin women against you.
30:27
Each other over man. And yes socks.
30:29
Yeah. But do you know like on the
30:31
real? I would never go to a makeup
30:34
counter before a serious situation because just say
30:37
you'll lawyers all well-meaning. Yeah brings the lady to Abby's
30:41
makeup counter and Abby's a fucking idiot.
30:43
Like for example if she was bad at makeup you're gonna look like
30:46
a clown cougar. You can end up looking worse.
30:49
Like it's the worst Mount makeup counter at about yes.
30:52
We see them videos on YouTube where they go to like the worst.
30:54
Read it one. Yes.
30:56
But have you ever been Makeup counter.
30:58
They say that they like an expert in matching stuff and
31:01
then you'll walk out with a full Uncle.
31:02
A fatal side. Yeah yeah because they're
31:04
lighting, doesn't match Nori and then you go outside in the real
31:07
world and you're like now if uh yeah my friend was in a Sephora
31:11
once and she just wanted to get a good foundation match.
31:14
Now she's really pale and I'm the girl match te and she said
31:18
oh but that one's out of stock so you can just buy this one and
31:21
it was literally like three shades of that's not gonna work
31:24
and it was, it was a proper Estee Lauder like 60 Seventy
31:27
dollar foundation and she just was like, yes by this one so
31:31
far. What you gonna do walk around?
31:32
Just like an all-day by number and let me know when it's
31:35
installed. I know why would you do that
31:38
now, I'm pails. Fuck, I literally have to get
31:40
the lightest color so I can't imagine getting something three
31:44
know. I look like an idiot.
31:45
I do and why would you match her?
31:47
Then tell her to buy different when I was like, well, it's so
31:49
unprofessional. Yeah, what's the point?
31:51
How could be matter if you had none?
31:53
Well, because I have the sample, I said I didn't have stock.
32:00
But yeah, imagine if you went to her like a clown in the bright
32:05
red T and also you would not drive all the way across town to
32:08
risk. It demelza, he must have had a
32:10
lot of faith in her. Yeah.
32:12
And also you don't want to gland up in court.
32:14
Anyway. No, she wanted to look hot but
32:17
you probably wouldn't want to because as bad as it is, the
32:20
judge is going to see you looking totally fine.
32:25
And I know that that's bad. For the sake of the story.
32:28
She needs to look fucking sexy column.
32:30
Sorry. She needed to get it together.
32:33
Own Revenge. He's real life.
32:34
It doesn't matter if this isn't real life.
32:37
This is a be the dream of a book.
32:39
It's a fever dream. That's not real.
32:41
It's a Hallmark movie. That's my specialty is making
32:44
everything. Just horribly down tight enough.
32:47
I know. Yeah.
32:48
Sorry. It's a realism realism for me.
32:53
Oh my God, disappointment. Abby was thinking about him at
32:57
the makeup counter, right? There's only had sex once.
33:00
Yeah and then she thought to herself because she must have
33:03
seen his hands and she was like the hands, he loves to put
33:07
around my throat and I'm like God to be fast.
33:11
I've had sex once to be fair. It's the first time she ever
33:14
came in her life. I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure.
33:17
She said that bad of sex, especially with Rich dick the
33:22
like four years She probably just expected nothing right?
33:26
She's thought she was going to starfish and still get her
33:28
revenge. She was going to pillowy
33:30
princess with no thumbs. She was she was prepared for
33:35
nothing. Couldn't be me.
33:37
Be me. But yeah, she was like the
33:42
hands. He loves to have her in my
33:43
throat. It's like he loves it.
33:45
He loves it. Like, has he said that gravy?
33:48
I don't think so. Well, they were chatting like
33:50
every day on the phone. But, okay.
33:52
Well, I'm kind of like Someone from maybe changes really
33:56
enjoyed. He was like partying of there's
33:59
like it's dream has came out the roof, okay.
34:05
So I was getting a be rolled up because for whatever reason,
34:09
fake-dating, always fucking speak thin, to every book we
34:14
read and it makes me angry. It gets my blood boiling.
34:19
Okay, so was Towing the line of fake dating.
34:21
It was 20 Towing, but they weren't, Agreed fake dating.
34:25
So yeah, have a sit-down, and we're like, we're fake dating.
34:27
They were just too scared to commit and that's good enough
34:31
for me. Okay, so it wasn't.
34:34
It wasn't, it wasn't, it was just our too scared.
34:36
She was kind of diamonds, just kind of scam in a little bit.
34:39
She was scamming. He was too scared of the
34:41
committal but they were both benefiting so wasn't really fake
34:45
day. They were dating.
34:47
I know they was such an each other's grills.
34:50
They would dating. I know they've got to stop
34:52
killing themselves. Like out there, grown-ass age
34:56
but I don't know. She's 28, she can get away with
34:58
it. I don't think so.
35:02
No, sympathy after 25, your brain is fully developed.
35:06
You think she is. You can change the live least
35:09
warm tones. Okay, so I must have missed why
35:12
Damien keeps calling her Rubio? It's blond, it means blond.
35:18
Okay, gotcha, you need to use that translator my friend.
35:22
Did they explain why though the beginning I think I just sort of
35:25
like he's like Latino or something.
35:27
Hmm. And I think it's just like you
35:29
know how they say baby? Incest kitten, I think it's just
35:32
that. Okay.
35:33
So it means blond. Okay because I thought I missed
35:36
it and I was just kind of like rubia.
35:38
Yeah. I was like a confused about, you
35:40
can literally download a translator for your Kindle app.
35:43
Girls, mature her. I didn't want to Google.
35:46
That shit is too lazy. You don't have to download it in
35:50
the app and you just click it and it yeah but I just read it
35:53
as it is I was like she's rupiah no fucking blond bitch rubia
35:58
sounds like a six year old lady who's had enough Yeah, but I bet
36:01
he says it was sexy accent. Oh, It was in my head, it just
36:10
didn't come out. So Abby licks her lips a lot
36:15
whenever they're talking she's essential girl.
36:18
Well, you could imagine. It's like a little lizard tongue
36:21
like LOL, just like the little drinking milk.
36:32
Yes. Could be worse, the dog drinking
36:37
water. She's gonna need to stock up on
36:39
some lip balms or something, because she's the rack, and
36:41
she's actually, but that's no way that she's like an ellipse
36:44
off at this, right? So he was instantly calling her
36:48
honey and baby and Ruby off. She constantly called him honey
36:52
to sickening sickening discussed how deaf people be happy.
36:57
What a foul man. There they be.
37:01
I loving relationship. That's not really fake, but
37:03
almost, it's just, it gives me the Eric.
37:06
I don't know how dare they be non-committal and pretend
37:10
they're not in a relationship. What, how, what does it also
37:13
relationship? Excuse me, I'm surprised you
37:19
didn't fuck me being most critical about the thing.
37:24
That's your life. That's very own brand.
37:29
I would You hypercritical about something?
37:31
I exactly do. I mean the three-month period
37:35
really going fast on this one, dude.
37:37
The three-month period is when I would end everything every time,
37:40
that's my problem. Sorry, and just pretend he's on
37:45
dating. Oh that's my bread and butter.
37:50
That's my whole life. That's what I dream about, dude.
37:54
I've never had a relationship before single single single and
37:59
married at the same time. It's like, I'm married and
38:08
spirit. I'm sorry for a man daily.
38:15
None of it adds. Please don't real math.
38:18
I wouldn't have it any other way.
38:35
Okay, thank you. Is it Morgan who wrote the
38:38
Vulcan? She were some good sexy dude.
38:41
A she put in the word. These are what they are.
38:44
Only six things that I was almost convinced about.
38:47
I was like oh my God I know. And it wasn't like confusing and
38:51
your mind it was like you knew exactly what was happening.
38:54
She wrote Damien good he she wrote him taking charge but not
38:58
in a stupid. I'm gonna whip you with a
39:00
fucking chain know it's like that.
39:03
You look like a sexy degrading way.
39:05
Yes, it was firm. He was fair.
39:08
He was just a top. He was he was just a bit a Dom
39:13
light and she a like a respectful person.
39:19
He's like a overheard daily and then he's a dirty whore.
39:45
You've ruined it. I knew I could you do that so
39:50
well. I was Austin Powers in the
39:54
previous life. Oh, no.
39:56
Ok. So the sex scene sorry, but this
39:59
is a bit wet. She's like, Okay, so he wanted
40:06
touch herself and she's got the phone at, you know, the most
40:09
unflattering angle. It's not on camera though.
40:12
I don't have some camera. I'm no.
40:14
He just wanted to hear them sounds.
40:17
He wanted to hear them oyster. I thought it was on FaceTime
40:21
yarrow. He literally accidentally said
40:24
that two stories. Wait
40:40
So, if you FBI agent monitoring her phone is just like the order
40:45
point. I feel like if he could see the
40:48
camera, oh, no, it was right out there.
40:50
It was on her couch. It was like, I was like, damn
40:56
street. See straight up to the womb.
41:03
Well, he's just doing it pop from long, it's like, oh that's
41:06
the new Ivory. That's not how that works.
41:09
That's so looks abnormal through the camera.
41:14
Oh my God. I was just like this is too
41:16
much. I thought it was on videos, like
41:17
no. She's bold.
41:19
Thank God because I think that would have took me out, huh?
41:22
But yes, it was weirdly note for that.
41:26
Saudi takes out of nowhere. She's enjoying her life.
41:29
She's going ham with the sky. Yeah, he texted.
41:31
Out of nowhere. I asked her to untag him from
41:35
all of her social media posts. Meanwhile, he can fucking do
41:38
that himself out of the tags himself face because he doesn't
41:43
know how to do it. It's an idiot.
41:44
Just don't you go doesn't even know how to use technology.
41:48
You just gives me that vibe that he has a brick phone.
41:51
In his mom call, I feel like he's got a phone attached to his
41:55
belt, a fucking rights on a typewriter.
42:01
Actually making kind of hipster and cool though.
42:03
It'd be like that alternative, dude, I don't know.
42:06
I don't know if it's enough. Yeah.
42:09
But he can fully do that himself.
42:11
That's why he had to ask her to do it because he has a brick
42:13
phone. Yeah, okay.
42:15
But you know what's funny? Like if you her wouldn't, you do
42:17
a full sweep and all ready to leave him off?
42:19
All your socializing watching, I didn't have time to busy.
42:21
Fucking is fucking He's ball. She's getting revenge.
42:24
She's putting the keys everywhere over town.
42:27
But she was putting his native like his phone number on Keys,
42:31
all around her eye. That was I just you know what I
42:35
loved Damien sitting there having, like a rant about dig
42:39
getting all these phone calls and he thinks it's funny, but it
42:41
was her like, she's just like, getting on her face on her
42:44
revenge actually working. It was so good.
42:47
I just don't have the effort for revenge like that, to be honest.
42:51
I mean, to be fair, Cami did put his number on like a One
42:56
Direction right at the side. So, So he's over that was all
42:59
the work they needed to do like yeah like yeah, have you
43:02
starting to get the Veals? Yes, because they keep bucking
43:06
and he keeps being a halfway decent, human being.
43:08
He's treating her nicely and she's starting to feel guilty
43:11
and she's like, should I tell Damian?
43:13
Yeah, at this point, does it matter?
43:16
He said he only wanted casual. How much information does he
43:19
need to have? Yeah, you could be he played arm
43:23
lay down what the worst part about having so confused about
43:25
it is he's very The fact that he's like, in love with her,
43:30
it's not a secret, but it's funny because he hates DK
43:33
anyway. Yeah, and she keeps going there
43:35
was so many missed opportunities to tell him.
43:37
It wasn't. Yeah.
43:38
Just sit them in down and tell him.
43:39
You have something to tell him. Yeah, it's not that hard.
43:42
I don't think. And when she was so sad about it
43:45
and she's like, he's not gonna want to talk to me.
43:46
I was like, he would be all down for that.
43:49
He would love. He would eat it up.
43:50
He like I'm the second God. Yeah, I don't think he would
43:54
care. I don't think he would have felt
43:56
betrayed at all, I think. I was just being ridiculous.
43:58
Yeah, she was the overthinking it.
44:00
Yeah. What would you do at this point?
44:02
Would you tell him or not? I would have told him straight
44:04
away. He was clearly in love with her.
44:06
I would tell him because it would kind of be funny at that
44:08
point. Yeah, I'll be like, hey, guess
44:10
what? When we match that first time I
44:13
was drunk and I was with my friends but after the first date
44:15
I actually liked you the end like problems yesterday.
44:19
So problem solved she didn't even do anything.
44:22
No harmful. Yeah.
44:24
So I don't know I started getting annoyed being in Abby's.
44:27
Rain because she just thinks so negatively about everything.
44:30
Yeah. And the bare minimum thing.
44:32
Got me annoyed, because every little tiny thing, she'd be
44:35
like, oh my God, like make a huge deal out of anything he did
44:38
bare minimum and I was like, go get a group.
44:40
I'll be there like I get it. But I'm just off bitch.
44:44
I was like I'm sick of it. Abby, he was nice though.
44:47
Yeah, but it was kind of like, come on.
44:49
What do you think about Damien as a name?
44:52
Are you screaming Damien in bed? I know that I'm not.
44:55
I would I feel like I'm not it's okay, it's because I'm a Vampire
44:59
Diaries level. The guy in is Damon, so it's
45:02
kind of the same. Okay, Damien just doesn't do it
45:04
for me. She was screaming diggle Richard
45:06
before I feel like this is a step up maybe.
45:10
Yeah, probably, I love how Abby's just boys magically
45:14
instantly wet, like he'll glowing.
45:17
He hasn't even thought about initiating sex yet and she'll be
45:20
like gashing gashing. He's a hot man.
45:25
He's adults. Okay, okay.
45:28
So there's the build-up because their relationships getting more
45:31
serious and she knows of this Christmas parties around the
45:33
corner. Yeah, and she he mentioned on
45:35
the first date, but she wasn't trying to fish for an invite.
45:38
Because she didn't want to look dodgy.
45:40
The whole purpose of fucking him was supposed to be debuted at
45:44
this Christmas party. She didn't fish for it, but he
45:46
literally exactly awfully offered, he thought he was.
45:49
Like, I'll take you baby. I are all of those Jay
45:51
mediately. That's why I think I like him
45:53
the most because he immediately wanted to show her off, but
45:56
that's why I think this book was too easy.
45:57
Yeah. But then again, it's supposed to
45:59
be good. I'm like, no, I want to feel
46:01
bad. I want to feel sad and five.
46:04
I want to be depressed. Yes, give me some of that
46:06
struggle. Give me the strength.
46:09
I love the taste of struggle. If you know what I really loved
46:11
about. This book is the lack of
46:14
pregnancy chart by the end. Oh good.
46:16
Yeah, how good was that? They both actually didn't notice
46:19
because it was that you didn't, they literally there's a bit
46:23
where they're like, oh I don't want children and he's like, oh,
46:25
I don't want them either, and then that's it.
46:27
Well, yeah, that's why I didn't notice it.
46:29
Because it was such a non-event. Yeah.
46:31
All right. Every other A romance book.
46:32
They force that happy ending. Yeah.
46:35
As in children, always have to be forced in that the very end.
46:38
Yes. Yeah.
46:40
So I would have just at this point.
46:42
I would have just told the guy I would have been like look this
46:44
is what happened. Being my friends were fucked up
46:46
but then from the first 8 onwards, I like you.
46:49
Yeah. What man is going to Care.
46:51
Yeah, if anything it's a compliment.
46:53
I would have to even pretended. Like I didn't iron well you
46:56
could pretend you to know because you could just go to the
46:59
party and see your ex and be like, oh, what Have a connected
47:02
it and just played the dumb blond.
47:04
Yeah, it would've been following the course.
47:07
But honestly, the confrontation at the Christmas party balls.
47:11
Me, even as bad as I wanted it to be.
47:13
No, it was more just dipping toxic at first.
47:16
He lured. Her Damien came in with her on
47:19
his arm and then dick clocked them.
47:22
Yeah. But then he just sort of said
47:23
something in passing, he didn't come up straight away and was
47:25
like that's my ex-girlfriend. He just sort of said like oh I
47:28
know Abby. Yeah and that was it.
47:30
And then he kind of Of came back and later.
47:32
When he was drunk, he complimented up a long hair and
47:36
civil rights suit attempts like bitch.
47:38
Like, he didn't make a dye her hair, like he didn't remember it
47:42
from only a couple years ago. Oh my God, disgusting.
47:45
I think she'll have to die for it.
47:47
Yeah. And then Damien was confused.
47:49
He's like wait, what's going on? Do you guys like know each other
47:51
or something? And he's like, that's my
47:53
ex-girlfriend, whatever. But Damian was walking around
47:55
that party. This is my beautiful girl.
47:57
Yeah, like she was stressed and yeah, kind of scream it in.
48:02
Once faces and then Jake tried to pretty much slut-shame her in
48:05
front of everyone and was like, whoa, good on you because you've
48:08
got my sloppy seconds or something.
48:10
Yes. Okay.
48:12
And I'm tanging clock to him, which is obvious like yes,
48:15
obviously I was all right, he's so in love with that girl like a
48:18
heat. Why would what was?
48:20
I'm inviting dick. Expecting him to go off at her.
48:23
Yeah, I'm annoyed that he left her there.
48:26
I know he had to pull down. He was saying, he just went for
48:28
a walk and pulled down, but I'm in waking left her in the belly.
48:32
Then I know. But why would you do that?
48:34
Yeah, you just listen to him. He'll abuse out of want to leave
48:37
her there with him deep grabbed her wrist.
48:40
Yeah. And we've continued verbally,
48:42
abusing her in front of people, like, people were around
48:44
listening because it would have caused a commotion and the only
48:47
person that stepped in was his grandfather.
48:49
Yes, that's so embarrassing. Yeah.
48:51
I don't get what Damien fully left either.
48:53
Yeah, Courtney. Pull her aside and be like, what
48:56
is going on here? Yeah.
48:58
Why is Dick coming in hot trying to call her a whore?
49:00
When he's the one who broke up with her?
49:02
He's cheating on this. He was the one that was a whole,
49:04
it's always some woman that is a hole, right?
49:07
Because he was cheating and had the girl with him at the party.
49:11
So you can't exactly be done Stones when you're the oh gee.
49:14
Yeah I don't know. That was kind of like a
49:16
non-event for me. It could have had a bit more
49:18
tea. It really didn't all that
49:20
happened. Was like dick got fired.
49:22
I wanted that Revenge to be juicy, are ya?
49:25
Something about it. Wasn't juicy enough is like
49:28
juicy. Yeah, like up the juice factor.
49:30
I mean, I suppose he did. Did get the shock.
49:32
He did gauze, emotionally did get, but I wanted him to get
49:35
dumped by Misty, so his careers over, but I want to his love
49:39
life to be over 200. Probably is honestly, who would
49:41
fucking want to date him? All right, and then so they
49:46
leave and they resolved it pretty easily to be there.
49:48
Yeah. Like literally just have a short
49:50
conversation about a nearly gets hit by a car he didn't care and
49:54
yeah he's like I'm still I'm still taking the job, he's told
49:59
him and then it could have worked out more.
50:02
Yeah, but it didn't slow anything down.
50:04
He didn't even say, let's take a break.
50:06
I need to think about this. I don't know if I can trust you.
50:07
You've literally just like, okay, whatever.
50:09
Let's continue. Yeah.
50:10
And then they banged. Yeah.
50:13
That's all that you can do and the sex scenes were good in this
50:17
book. No, they were they were better
50:19
than most of the bookie Riley. Put her whole fucking hot and
50:23
she's got a whole couch into it to see, but thank you Morgan for
50:30
putting your whole bin Josie into the sex machine really
50:33
were. You'd appreciate it.
50:35
Yeah. My Grinch heart.
50:36
Almost grew Anchorage, Pony. It's were there for the fake
50:41
Romance. No, I would never know.
50:44
I would never ever 10/10 sex scenes and I still would never
50:48
forgive fake. Dating, never, I'm really glad
50:52
he's all smiles ebooks and I still not like that.
50:55
Hmm, and I've read a lot of books.
50:57
I honestly think these were kind of more believable that you
50:59
could imagine it happening. Where sometimes it's like, we
51:01
were leash and Leah just like what?
51:04
Yeah. Sometimes you like it.
51:06
He's holding me this way. And yeah, like you were just the
51:08
other way to S go. Yeah.
51:10
And it's like, we're Defying Gravity and then he came.
51:12
Came 800 times miles. Lord!
51:15
Whoa. And we've never done anal
51:19
before, and it was so good. Yeah.
51:32
If you want some juicy juicy sex scenes and barely any conflict,
51:36
you could get this book, you'll read it in a day.
51:38
Honestly, it's a feel-good book. Yeah, there's literally no toxic
51:42
thing. Damian wanna know besides your,
51:45
it may be? Well, no, he's fine.
51:48
He held it down. Yeah, he was almost attractive
51:50
to me. Yeah, he's my favorite book,
51:53
boyfriend. He's the only one.
51:55
I've decided that would be a book, but do you know what I
51:57
mean? Yeah.
51:58
You have like a top-tier. He's numb.
51:59
I don't have any other ones but he's never won so far so good.
52:02
They usually so unrealistic with their emotional repression.
52:05
Yeah. And then they really want to
52:06
have babies and they're always like toxic and stuff.
52:09
Yeah. Or they're always fighting all
52:10
the time. He was like kind of Chill.
52:13
He was really chill. Kind of just took everything on
52:15
board and he actually was okay, telling her, he liked it, he
52:18
wanted to spend time with her, I was on the phone with her all
52:21
the time. He wasn't depressed.
52:24
How many? How many coochie FaceTime calls
52:27
out of 5. Yes.
52:29
How many juicy coochie FaceTime calls out a fine Christmas based
52:33
on. Yeah, but I'm happy, I'm really
52:36
happy or goals. A La Pila beef uncle's.
52:41
I love out of Eyes. You know what I'm gonna try and
52:46
take the material as it is and stop being such a bitch and I
52:49
gave it a 4 out of 5 this you know your bitch and I'm giving
52:52
me because I usually Mark everything.
52:55
So Hashem like go your meeting smart.
52:57
I reckon I've have fun. Why not?
53:01
Honestly have no problems. The writing wasn't terrible.
53:04
Something. When you read a book you like
53:06
the fucking rock. Yeah.
53:08
Because you know they have this so that's them books out of just
53:11
to be Zoomed quickly. Yeah, five and five, It Was
53:15
Written. Well, the only thing it didn't
53:17
have like a extensively, juicy plum, didn't make me feel
53:20
terrible, sad or yeah anything. Yeah, it probably needed a bit
53:24
more twist. Yeah, because it played along
53:27
very easily and I gave it a negative one.
53:29
Point only, because they lifted the whole story from Legally
53:32
Blond, it was a bit too. Oh yeah, it wasn't.
53:34
It's very easy re. Yeah, but I thought because the
53:37
sex scenes were good at ramped it back up so would have given
53:40
it a 3 but the sex scenes rant about you Awful.
53:43
But if you just want an easy romance where you've got no
53:46
conflict. Yeah, no problem that it's a
53:50
pepper because not everyone wants a conflict, that's true.
53:53
Some he didn't want to read a feel good because I've got shit
53:55
going on in their life. They don't want to deal with
53:57
extra stress. Richard being a dick but if he
54:02
had dick it's the spicy little. Yeah thing to keep it flowing.
54:06
Exactly. Yeah and he was the body, I mean
54:09
as far as everyone that didn't believe Damien was obsessed.
54:12
With her from day, one was probably on the edge of their
54:14
seats. Like, he's gonna probably shit,
54:17
but, no. Yeah, probably.
54:18
He was pleasantly surprising. Yeah, we're not mad about it.
54:24
That's it. So now we're not on Christmas
54:26
anymore. So, you can pick whatever you
54:27
like. No, I ever you like, you have
54:30
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