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- 0:00Speaker 1: It is half past five on Thursday evening. I'm standing
- 0:04Speaker 1: at Mrs. Gulliver's gate, with Gerald to my eye and
- 0:08Speaker 1: my notebook open in my free hand, and eleven heads
- 0:12Speaker 1: of December roses are holding still for inspection, not swaying, holding.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Frost coming down with the dusk, scent rising off eleven
- 0:23Speaker 1: open heads into air cold enough to smoke my breath,
- 0:27Speaker 1: and below the gate... On the bare stone below Wednesday's coin,
- 0:31Speaker 1: one petal, set across the stone the way spoons get set, red, unbruised,
- 0:38Speaker 1: unmoved since dawn, taken change, left petal. The street has
- 0:44Speaker 1: settled its bill in flowers, and tonight the page reads
- 0:48Speaker 1: the receipt line by line, Gerald up, pencil up, eleven
- 0:53Speaker 1: heads weight. I have come to count what opening looks
- 0:57Speaker 1: like up close, because dawn counts heads and dusk counts petals,
- 1:02Speaker 1: and no head of the eleven has been read the
- 1:05Speaker 1: way pages deserve. Or run first. Seven heads, left to right. Gate-bed, after.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Four heads. Latch-side, last. Gerald, on every head. Pencil, on
- 1:20Speaker 1: every finding. Forty feet down the lane, Keeper sat the
- 1:25Speaker 1: stack of number seven, facing these same flowers, green eyes forward, unmoved,
- 1:31Speaker 1: the way rank regards everything new. I minuted the facing
- 1:36Speaker 1: with the dusk, because facings are data too, eleven heads,
- 1:42Speaker 1: one petal, one watcher with Gerald, one watcher with green eyes,
- 1:47Speaker 1: and a gate between them, holding December. The gate stood shut,
- 1:53Speaker 1: the roses stood open. The curtain above lifted half an
- 1:58Speaker 1: inch during my count, the way curtains check, and settled
- 2:02Speaker 1: again without a face. Mrs. Gulliver awake, Mrs. Gulliver watching, Mrs.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Gulliver saying nothing, completely and without surprise, the way she
- 2:12Speaker 1: says everything, dusk coming down the lane like a lid,
- 2:16Speaker 1: frost silvering the latch. Eleven heads of December holding still,
- 2:23Speaker 1: and Gerald going up to the first of them. Dawn
- 2:26Speaker 1: gave eleven open heads where Monday gave hips going over,
- 2:30Speaker 1: and noon gained eleven again, unchanged to the head. Wednesday
- 2:34Speaker 1: gave shut buds all day, and a curtain lifting half
- 2:38Speaker 1: an inch. Three mornings. Two seasons. One gate. Monday. All
- 2:44Speaker 1: going over. Wednesday. All shut. Thursday. Wednesday. all blooming. The
- 2:50Speaker 1: supporters heard every count in full earlier this evening, with
- 2:54Speaker 1: the wall run and the gate bed and the fourteen buds,
- 2:57Speaker 1: because supporters get the margins. The regulars get the dust count. Now,
- 3:02Speaker 1: eleven open, fourteen shut, six gone over, thirty-one, promises, holding
- 3:09Speaker 1: since dawn. Three questions stand on this gate, and all
- 3:14Speaker 1: three were promised. Whose hand laid the petal? how eleven
- 3:18Speaker 1: heads opened in a single night, what December wants of
- 3:22Speaker 1: one gate. The supporters heard the full margins earlier, blue
- 3:26Speaker 1: log and daytime watch and five finished gardens, because supporters
- 3:31Speaker 1: get the margins. Everyone else gets the page. Tonight the
- 3:36Speaker 1: page does the walking, gate by gate, head by head,
- 3:40Speaker 1: the way evening watches deserve. Stay in the warm with me.
- 3:45Speaker 1: By the end of this hour, you will know how
- 3:47Speaker 1: Wednesday night resumed the music, and what the rota ruled after,
- 3:52Speaker 1: head by head down the wall run, and what seven
- 3:55Speaker 1: heads showed Gerald, bed by bed through the gate-bed, and
- 3:59Speaker 1: where the petal is not from, what the streak says
- 4:02Speaker 1: about blooms and petals and rings. And whether the third
- 4:06Speaker 1: coin held its chalk through dusk, the watch is first,
- 4:10Speaker 1: the heads are waiting, the petal keeps to its act,
- 4:14Speaker 1: the ring keeps till dusk, The street keeps till features.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Good evening, and welcome to Muggle Snuggle. My name is Hugh.
- 4:27Speaker 1: I am twenty-eight years old. I live at number four,
- 4:31Speaker 1: Bramble Lane, and as of Thursday I am a man
- 4:34Speaker 1: who chalks rings round money in daylight, which my sister
- 4:38Speaker 1: has already described as drawing round coins for no reason,
- 4:41Speaker 1: though this time she added the ruling underneath it. and
- 4:44Speaker 1: I am giving it to you exactly, because the notebook
- 4:47Speaker 1: takes testimony from all sources. Including family. Especially family. Quote,
- 4:55Speaker 1: Chalk round money, Hugh. End quote. Chalk round money. Four
- 5:01Speaker 1: words and no mark at the end. The way verdicts
- 5:04Speaker 1: come from family. She is wrong about the reason and
- 5:07Speaker 1: right about the chalk. The ring stands round the third
- 5:12Speaker 1: fifty pence piece. Full circle. Dated Thursday. And no reason
- 5:18Speaker 1: I have found yet explains it better than hers. The
- 5:21Speaker 1: reason will show itself before the dusk is out. Regulars,
- 5:25Speaker 1: if you are back from last night, welcome back. And yes,
- 5:28Speaker 1: the round resumed exactly as promised. Wednesday night, twelve on
- 5:34Speaker 1: the dot, eight bars down the lane and four outside
- 5:37Speaker 1: number nine, and the cut, timed with the first three
- 5:41Speaker 1: nights to the minute, The supporters heard the listening post
- 5:44Speaker 1: in full earlier this evening, with the empty curb and
- 5:47Speaker 1: the fox and the two calls from the church end,
- 5:50Speaker 1: because supporters get the margins. The page holds the ruling tonight.
- 5:56Speaker 1: The rota runs three on and one off, ruled in pen.
- 6:00Speaker 1: The new round stands opened, played, timed, witnessed, seven entries,
- 6:06Speaker 1: one round, pen down, but the page tonight is not music.
- 6:12Speaker 1: The notebook tore up the week at dawn, the way
- 6:15Speaker 1: dawns tear weeks when seasons come early, and eleven frosted
- 6:21Speaker 1: heads will not keep their count for any rota. So
- 6:24Speaker 1: the resuming keeps to one act, and the roses take
- 6:28Speaker 1: the hour, and to-night the page walks the whole rose-watch,
- 6:33Speaker 1: head by head and gate by gate. The music waited
- 6:38Speaker 1: a week for its evening. The bloom. will not wait
- 6:43Speaker 1: a night. The stakeout pages stand finished. Every night dated.
- 6:48Speaker 1: Every silence ringed. Their evening waits adjourned. The way courts
- 6:54Speaker 1: wait for an evening yet to be named. Nothing missing.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Nothing unwritten. The hatch keeps its till. The queue keeps
- 7:04Speaker 1: its counsel. The rear keeps its gap. But blooms keep
- 7:08Speaker 1: their own evenings. The way vans keep their own hours.
- 7:12Speaker 1: and eleven open heads will not wait on any rotter.
- 7:15Speaker 1: So the stake-out waits, and the roses take the hour.
- 7:19Speaker 1: To the regulars first, because regulars first is the rule
- 7:23Speaker 1: of this house, and by this house I mean my
- 7:25Speaker 1: actual house, number four, which has never once chulted anything
- 7:29Speaker 1: in daylight till this very week, so far as I know,
- 7:32Speaker 1: and that qualifier is doing more work than any qualifier
- 7:35Speaker 1: has ever done in this notebook. Dear thank you for
- 7:38Speaker 1: coming back, and before we go a step further... Three
- 7:42Speaker 1: things that have happened since last night, because the street
- 7:45Speaker 1: has not been idle while I have been counting. One.
- 7:50Speaker 1: My sister rang at tea time, hearing that I was
- 7:53Speaker 1: drawing round money, and said, the street has finished leaving
- 7:57Speaker 1: me feathers, and started leaving me wages I cannot spend.
- 8:02Speaker 1: And then she laughed, the way sisters laugh, and said
- 8:05Speaker 1: the chalk will wash out before the wages do. Then
- 8:10Speaker 1: the laughing stopped. the way laughing stops when sisters mean it,
- 8:15Speaker 1: and she said chalk round money, which I have already
- 8:18Speaker 1: entered above word for word with the date. She also
- 8:22Speaker 1: said to chalk it neatly, because crooked rings embarrass the street,
- 8:27Speaker 1: and hung up laughing. Wages, chalk, money. You will see
- 8:32Speaker 1: why those words matter before this hour is out, too.
- 8:38Speaker 1: The Henderson's new dishwasher, the fourth. Different brand, blessed with
- 8:43Speaker 1: tap water, has completed 17 full cycles without incident, extending
- 8:49Speaker 1: the street record by three. And Gary told me, over
- 8:53Speaker 1: the fence, shining the way men shine over unbeaten machines,
- 8:57Speaker 1: and knocked twice on the door for luck. Knuckles first.
- 9:01Speaker 1: The way you knock on anything that keeps behaving. Two knocks. Measured.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Same as last week. Good luck to the Hendersons. The
- 9:09Speaker 1: notebook watches the dishwasher. Seventeen cycles. Two knocks. One unbeaten machine. Three.
- 9:17Speaker 1: The beans stand ready for Tuesday. Lids square, wheels planted.
- 9:22Speaker 1: String coiled in my shed from the finished watch. Tied
- 9:25Speaker 1: off the way finished business gets tied. Mrs Alder's lid
- 9:29Speaker 1: gleamed at dusk. The way polished lids gleam. My wheels
- 9:33Speaker 1: stent bare. The chalk long rained away, holding... The lane
- 9:38Speaker 1: lies quiet the way lanes lie between pages, and in
- 9:42Speaker 1: the quiet, behind one gate, eleven heads of December, lids square,
- 9:48Speaker 1: wheels bare, roses open. Both notions are held, neither is underlined.
- 9:54Speaker 1: That is the discipline. This show sits happily in the
- 9:58Speaker 1: background while you fold laundry or walk home or wait
- 10:02Speaker 1: for the kettle, and I will be here either way,
- 10:06Speaker 1: notebook in hand, doing the noticing. The heads will wait,
- 10:10Speaker 1: the petal will keep, the ring will hold, the dusk
- 10:15Speaker 1: will count, the notebook will minute. And if you enjoy tonight,
- 10:20Speaker 1: do subscribe so tomorrow finds you on its own. And
- 10:23Speaker 1: do share us with the nosiest person you know. Every
- 10:27Speaker 1: street has one. In Ipswich, it is. A woman called I,
- 10:32Speaker 1: with her own notebook and her own white roses. And
- 10:36Speaker 1: tonight owes you a line as well. I, because your
- 10:39Speaker 1: letter showed me, December comes early on more than one street.
- 10:44Speaker 1: And the notebook has kept that sentence since. The Practical
- 10:49Speaker 1: A first for the night. Kept brief, because eleven heads
- 10:53Speaker 1: claim their hour, while tonight holds the whole eleven. But
- 10:56Speaker 1: the standing works like this. Two links keep it up,
- 10:59Speaker 1: both waiting open in the show notes. Over on Spreaker,
- 11:04Speaker 1: the Supporter Club keeps a near door, with support arriving
- 11:07Speaker 1: where you already listen. New pages, where this one found you.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Patreon holds the chi- Longer lane. Early evenings and fuller pages,
- 11:17Speaker 1: with the full roster beside them. Same heads either way.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Same December. Pick your door. Right. Lamp lit. No popocoping.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Pencil up. The resumption is first, because the resumption is owed.
- 11:32Speaker 1: And before the watch, a word for the shelf it
- 11:34Speaker 1: stands on. This evening is brought to you by Upbeat,
- 11:37Speaker 1: where working shows find music they are properly allowed to use,
- 11:41Speaker 1: and by Willow, who take voice notes for people short
- 11:44Speaker 1: on hours. Both names stand in the show notes, with
- 11:49Speaker 1: the two doors, heads first, the wall run opens the watch.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Wednesday night, the alarm was wound for half past eleven
- 12:02Speaker 1: by this hand, the way alarms stand wound for stakeouts,
- 12:06Speaker 1: dressing gown over pyjamas, cocoa made, unwanted, regulation. Notebook open.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Pencil up. Midnight. Found me at the bedroom window. Flask
- 12:18Speaker 1: full beside the cocoa. Gerald, cleaned and ready on the sill.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Cocoa cooling. Flask full. Slippers by the bed for the standing.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Dressing gown over pyjamas for the sitting. The way stakeouts dress.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Below lay the lane the way lanes lie after rests.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Curbs quiet. Pages ringed. String coiled away. Bins done, resting done,
- 12:42Speaker 1: and over it all the dark, waiting on music. The
- 12:47Speaker 1: supporters took every entry and full earlier, minutes and fox
- 12:52Speaker 1: and passing, because supporters get the margins. The page hears
- 12:57Speaker 1: the ruling now. The music page holds music. The rose
- 13:01Speaker 1: page holds roses. That is the arrangement, and the arrangement holds.
- 13:07Speaker 1: Twelve on the dot brought music. eight bars down the
- 13:11Speaker 1: lane and four outside number nine, counted on fingers under
- 13:15Speaker 1: the sill, then the cut, mid-phrase, timed with the first
- 13:19Speaker 1: three nights to the minute, played, shortened, stopped, four weathers
- 13:25Speaker 1: of silence broken, one round resumed. I minuted the shape
- 13:30Speaker 1: with the time, standing at the window in dressing gown,
- 13:33Speaker 1: because shapes are data, and I kept station through the
- 13:37Speaker 1: leaving minute, twelve past seven, watching the kerb at number
- 13:41Speaker 1: nine through Gerald, lamp to gate to street, the way
- 13:45Speaker 1: you watch anything leaving, empty, chalk ghosts pale in the glow, undisturbed.
- 13:52Speaker 1: But the van had played and gone the way vans go,
- 13:56Speaker 1: leaving nothing behind but lamplight and kerb. I watched till
- 14:00Speaker 1: half-past twelve for a second playing, the way you watch
- 14:04Speaker 1: for encores. None came, one playing, one leaving, One empty curb.
- 14:10Speaker 1: Played once. Left once. Empty still. Half past twelve brought
- 14:17Speaker 1: the fox. Down from the allotments. Pausing opposite my gate.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Checking both ways up the played lane. Moving on. Minuted.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Even the foxes checked. One brought nothing but the sleeping lane.
- 14:31Speaker 1: The way Glover's log says. Played or rested. The lane
- 14:35Speaker 1: never stirs. Then a tawny. called from the church end
- 14:40Speaker 1: twice measured unanswered the high post auditing the resumption the
- 14:46Speaker 1: way incumbents audit everything i logged the calls time and
- 14:50Speaker 1: all because calls after music are dated too stranger or
- 14:54Speaker 1: chairman the notebook never rules it counts two calls no
- 14:59Speaker 1: answer the resuming held half past one brought keeper up
- 15:04Speaker 1: the lane for the church end unhurried tail level walking
- 15:08Speaker 1: it the way supervisors walk their floors after hours. Keeper
- 15:12Speaker 1: stopped at my gate, turned, faced the window. Four seconds
- 15:16Speaker 1: of facing, the length of a blank page. Then onward, unhurried,
- 15:21Speaker 1: never looking back bound, for desk and wall. I logged
- 15:24Speaker 1: the passing, time included. Four seconds, facing the watcher. Half
- 15:30Speaker 1: past two, I stood down, the way you stand down
- 15:33Speaker 1: from anything, and took myself to bed. Seven entries. The resuming.
- 15:39Speaker 1: The empty. The fox. Checking. The calls. Unanswered. The passing.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Four seconds long. The hatch unwatched for the rest of
- 15:50Speaker 1: the night. Unwatched as played night sleep. Next follows what
- 15:55Speaker 1: I never did. And the notebook logs not doing the
- 15:58Speaker 1: way it logs everything. I never went down to the gate.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Not once. Not even for the music. which kept me
- 16:05Speaker 1: company all night like a second watcher, humming at my shoulder.
- 16:10Speaker 1: I never knocked at number nine. Owls, eleven. Callers, seventeen.
- 16:16Speaker 1: One brass number. The eighteenth caller was not me, not
- 16:20Speaker 1: at half-past midnight, because doors keep their own evenings, and
- 16:23Speaker 1: this one keeps its own. I did not tap along
- 16:25Speaker 1: to the eight bars, to greet the music the way
- 16:28Speaker 1: you greet anything returned. Tappers join in, and joining in
- 16:33Speaker 1: is participation. and participation belongs to customers. Here is the
- 16:38Speaker 1: ruling the night allows, and the notebook inks proven rotas
- 16:41Speaker 1: in pen. The rota runs three on, one off, the
- 16:45Speaker 1: way weeks work. Three played, one rested, one playing more.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Rended twice, dated twice, witnessed by Gerald and the notebook
- 16:55Speaker 1: and nobody else. Either way, the resting breathed as weeks
- 17:00Speaker 1: breathe on Sundays. Or the street spent Tuesday night on
- 17:03Speaker 1: one page, and the page was bins. Both notions stood held.
- 17:08Speaker 1: The first stands ruled, the second stands filed. That is
- 17:12Speaker 1: the discipline. And tonight, the second round stands opened, with
- 17:18Speaker 1: its second playing due at twelve, the way dews fall.
- 17:22Speaker 1: The alarm stands wound, the cocoa stands ready, the notebook
- 17:26Speaker 1: stays open. The margins end with the music, the page
- 17:30Speaker 1: begins with the bloom. Three on and one off makes
- 17:33Speaker 1: the first round, ruled and reined. Wednesday opened the second
- 17:39Speaker 1: round with its playing. Tonight brings the second playing of
- 17:43Speaker 1: the new round, due at twelve, and Friday the third,
- 17:47Speaker 1: the way rounds run. Either the second round runs three
- 17:51Speaker 1: and one, the way the first ran, music come to
- 17:54Speaker 1: roses all week, or the resting comes early again, and
- 17:58Speaker 1: the street gets two pages at once. Both notions are held,
- 18:03Speaker 1: neither is underlined. The notebook counts rounds the way it
- 18:07Speaker 1: counts everything. Played and rested. First and second. A word
- 18:13Speaker 1: on the watch before the wall, because the watch has rules,
- 18:17Speaker 1: and the rules are the eyes. 1-1. Heads in order.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Wall run, then gate bed. Left to right throughout, because
- 18:27Speaker 1: sequence is data, and data wants sequence. Rule 2. Gerald only.
- 18:33Speaker 1: No fingers on petals. No breath on heads. Because touching
- 18:37Speaker 1: joins in. And joining in is participation. And watching might
- 18:42Speaker 1: be participation already. Through glass. Rule three. Every head twice.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Once for state and once for gaps. Because one look
- 18:53Speaker 1: is a glance and two looks are an inspection. Three rules.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Eleven heads. One dusk. And here is the line I
- 19:01Speaker 1: am carrying out of this act into the wall, because
- 19:04Speaker 1: the wall needs it. The resuming is ruled. The rota
- 19:08Speaker 1: is pen. What remains is the reading of the heads,
- 19:13Speaker 1: the way readings remain. The wall run is next. The
- 19:18Speaker 1: heads are waiting. Seven heads on the climbing stems, taken
- 19:27Speaker 1: left to right down the wall, with Mrs. Gulliver watching
- 19:31Speaker 1: me count. I took them in order. Gerald up, pencil ready,
- 19:35Speaker 1: dusk coming down, the way inspections go. Head one, highest, leftmost,
- 19:41Speaker 1: tight to the wall, above the gate hinge, open four. Petals, cupped,
- 19:48Speaker 1: edges whole, frost beaded on the outer ring, unmelted. No
- 19:53Speaker 1: forcing marks, no torn edges, no gaps. I mini at
- 19:57Speaker 1: it with the light, because first head set standard. Highest head,
- 20:02Speaker 1: first mini it, standard set. Head two, a hand, lower,
- 20:07Speaker 1: leaning out from the stems toward the lane, open. Full.
- 20:11Speaker 1: Petals flat and wide. Frost, silvering the tips. Scent coming
- 20:16Speaker 1: off it in the cold. Hole. Unpicked, unmoved. The lane-side head.
- 20:22Speaker 1: First to catch the light at dawn. Head three. Mid-run.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Face height. The show head. The one the curtain watches.
- 20:32Speaker 1: Open widest of the seven. Red. As December cards. Frost
- 20:37Speaker 1: beaded deep between the petals where the dusk cannot reach.
- 20:41Speaker 1: I held Gerald on it longest. The way you hold
- 20:44Speaker 1: anything central. Full petalled. No gaps. No tears. The show
- 20:49Speaker 1: head watched by the curtain. Watching back. Head four. Below
- 20:54Speaker 1: the show head. Half shaded by the upper stems. Open full.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Darker red in the shade. Frost light on the outer petals.
- 21:04Speaker 1: Scent fainter. Whole. The shade head. Darkest red of the seven.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Head five, right of centre. Brushing a brown hip left
- 21:12Speaker 1: over from October. The old season touching the new on
- 21:15Speaker 1: one stem. Open full. The hip hard beside it. The
- 21:21Speaker 1: petals soft against it. Frost on both. The way Decembers
- 21:25Speaker 1: sit beside Octobers on this gate. Whole. October and December
- 21:30Speaker 1: sharing a stem. Hips and petals both. Head six. Lower right.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Near the gatepost. Frost thickest here where the wall meets
- 21:38Speaker 1: the stone. Open full. Petals beaded white at the edges. Unmelted. Unbowed. Whole.
- 21:47Speaker 1: The frost head. Whitest edges on the wall. Head seven. Last. Rightmost. Lowest.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Nearly at the latch height where the war run gives
- 21:56Speaker 1: way to the bed. Open full. Petals cupped against the cold.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Frost silvering. Scent rising. Whole. Last of the wall, first
- 22:07Speaker 1: of the dusk count done. Seven heads, seven opens, seven holes.
- 22:15Speaker 1: I have entered all seven, with the dusk left to right,
- 22:20Speaker 1: and the way you enter anything kept. Wall, holes, seven. Counted,
- 22:26Speaker 1: not explained. The stems got their minute, because stems carry heads,
- 22:31Speaker 1: and the carrying wants checking. Climbing stems, woody, uncut, no
- 22:38Speaker 1: secateur marks, no ties, fresh, no forcing wires, nothing trained
- 22:43Speaker 1: that was not trained before October. Frost on the bark,
- 22:47Speaker 1: green under the frost where the stems run young. Either
- 22:50Speaker 1: the stems never faded at all, and Monday's hips were
- 22:55Speaker 1: a tale I misread, the way watchers misread all things green,
- 22:59Speaker 1: all the fading reversed, and the stems opened December backwards,
- 23:04Speaker 1: And the frost is the cause and not the obstacle.
- 23:07Speaker 1: I have underlined nothing. But the stems stand uncut and
- 23:13Speaker 1: the heads stand full. And uncut stems with full heads
- 23:17Speaker 1: want no gardener but December. Stems whole, heads whole, frost whole. Dated,
- 23:24Speaker 1: not explained. The buds got their dusk count because buds
- 23:27Speaker 1: are premises and promises want checking. Fourteen buds at dawn,
- 23:32Speaker 1: tight and green tipped with red. Fourteen buds at noon, unmoved.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Fourteen buds at dusk, counted stem by stem along the
- 23:42Speaker 1: wall and through the bed, shut still, every one. No openings,
- 23:47Speaker 1: no swellings past the morning, and the six blown to
- 23:50Speaker 1: sat blown still. Brown edges, loose petals, honest October beside December.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Eleven open, fourteen shut, six gone over. Thirty-one promises. held
- 24:03Speaker 1: dawn to dusk. I have ringed the dusk count with
- 24:07Speaker 1: the dawn count, because rings are for count seen whole,
- 24:11Speaker 1: held all day, counted thrice. December keeps its number. Dusk
- 24:16Speaker 1: gave the frost back and the scent with it. Frost
- 24:20Speaker 1: silvering the outer petals head by head as the light went,
- 24:23Speaker 1: beading where noon had melted it, unmelted again by half
- 24:27Speaker 1: past five, scent rising as the frost came down, summer
- 24:31Speaker 1: kept over frost coming, layered, unmixed, the way testimony layers.
- 24:37Speaker 1: I stood downwind with the notebook shut a full minute,
- 24:40Speaker 1: the way you stand in anything kept, and breathed it twice,
- 24:45Speaker 1: because scent is evidence, and evidence wants witnesses. December roses,
- 24:51Speaker 1: smell of summer kept. The shelf is full. The gate
- 24:55Speaker 1: kept the scent. The lane kept the frost. Neither gave
- 24:59Speaker 1: back a season. Mrs. Galliver came out while I minuted
- 25:03Speaker 1: the seventh head, secateurs in hand, uncutting, the way she
- 25:08Speaker 1: comes out in everything, completely and without surprise. She stood
- 25:14Speaker 1: among the wall run and watched me lower Gerald, and
- 25:17Speaker 1: she looked at the seven heads, the notebook, and me,
- 25:21Speaker 1: in that order, and she said, quote, heads hold, chew,
- 25:26Speaker 1: end quote, heads hold, two words. I said the wall
- 25:30Speaker 1: run was seven for seven, whole throughout. She said the
- 25:34Speaker 1: dusk counts the same as the dawn, the way she
- 25:37Speaker 1: says everything, and went back to not cutting. The dusk
- 25:41Speaker 1: counts the same. I wrote it down word for word.
- 25:45Speaker 1: I have ringed it with the seven, because rings are
- 25:47Speaker 1: for testimony that accumulates. Seven heads. Heads hold. The dusk
- 25:54Speaker 1: count matches the dawn count, mine witnessed, hers supplied. Dusk
- 25:59Speaker 1: and dawn, counted twice. December keeps both. Here is what
- 26:04Speaker 1: the wall run gave the page, because the wall is
- 26:07Speaker 1: half the page. Seven heads, opened in place, frosted unmelted,
- 26:12Speaker 1: scented summer kept. No head forced, no head placed, no
- 26:17Speaker 1: head short of its petals. Either December opened them where
- 26:22Speaker 1: they stood, the way seasons open everything, or someone opened
- 26:26Speaker 1: them by hand in the dark hours. stem by stem,
- 26:29Speaker 1: frost and all, and left no mark of the opening.
- 26:32Speaker 1: I have underlined nothing. I have ringed the seven twice,
- 26:36Speaker 1: because rings are a counting hole, opened where they stand.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Frosted where they opened. Frost hole. Stems hole. Scent hole.
- 26:47Speaker 1: The war run holds. The gate bed answers next. The
- 26:51Speaker 1: practical second for the night. And the reason is tea,
- 26:56Speaker 1: because even watchers run it. And mine went dry at
- 27:00Speaker 1: the fifth head. The shape of it is short. Two
- 27:03Speaker 1: doors stand open. In the show notes. Patreon mines. The
- 27:09Speaker 1: further door this time. First evenings. And longer listens with
- 27:13Speaker 1: the full roster waiting beyond. Over on Spreaker, the supporter
- 27:17Speaker 1: club tent says the near door. Support landing where you
- 27:20Speaker 1: listen fresh pages in the pocket app. Same wall either way.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Same seven. Holding still. Same hue. Fast on the pencil. Done.
- 27:30Speaker 1: Practical over. The gate bed is next, and the gate
- 27:33Speaker 1: bed as the petal question. Four heads on the bush, roses. Lower, heavier,
- 27:46Speaker 1: where the wall run gives way to the bed. I
- 27:49Speaker 1: took them after the wall, Gerald up, dusk deepening, the
- 27:53Speaker 1: way inspections finish. Head eight, first of the bed, leftmost,
- 27:59Speaker 1: shoulder height on the bush, open full. Petals, broad and loose,
- 28:05Speaker 1: frost beaded on the outer ring, scent strong off it,
- 28:09Speaker 1: summer kept over frost coming, whole, unpicked, unmoved, first of
- 28:15Speaker 1: the bed, broad and loose and low, head nine, centre bush,
- 28:21Speaker 1: the heavy head, nodding on its stem with the weight
- 28:24Speaker 1: of its own opening, open full. Petals layered deep, frost
- 28:29Speaker 1: silvering between the layers. No gaps, no tears. I held
- 28:34Speaker 1: Gerald on it for the count because heavy heads hide gaps.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Full petaled. Whole. Heaviest. Head on the gate. Nodding, but whole.
- 28:42Speaker 1: Head ten. Right of centre. Face height from the pavement side.
- 28:46Speaker 1: The public head. The one the lane sees. Open full.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Petals flat to the dusk. Frost beaded white at the edges.
- 28:55Speaker 1: Scent rising. Hole. Flat to the dusk and full to
- 29:00Speaker 1: the centre. Head eleven. Last. Latch side. Brushing the gate
- 29:06Speaker 1: latch when the wind moves. Open full. Petals cupped. One
- 29:11Speaker 1: outer petal creased where the latch kisses it. Frost on
- 29:15Speaker 1: the crease. Unmelted. Hole. Crease and all. Seen by every passer.
- 29:23Speaker 1: Counted by none. Four heads. Four opens. Four holes. I
- 29:30Speaker 1: have entered all four with the dusk. The way you
- 29:33Speaker 1: enter anything kept. B-E-D holds four, counted, not explained. Eleven
- 29:41Speaker 1: heads red, eleven heads whole. A word on the crease first,
- 29:47Speaker 1: because creases want ruling out. The latch kisses head eleven
- 29:52Speaker 1: when the wind moves, petal to iron, and one outer
- 29:56Speaker 1: petal wears the kiss folded. I checked the fold under
- 30:00Speaker 1: Gerald for tearing, for thinning, for a parting begun. Folded only,
- 30:05Speaker 1: hole beneath. The latch marks but does not take. Either
- 30:09Speaker 1: the wind pressed it there, over days, the way winds
- 30:13Speaker 1: press everything. All the crease came with the opening. Frost
- 30:17Speaker 1: folded at dawn. Both notions are held, neither is underlined.
- 30:22Speaker 1: But the head is full, crease and all, and the
- 30:25Speaker 1: petal on the stone is creaseless. and creased heads do
- 30:28Speaker 1: not shed creaseless petals without a mark somewhere. Fold noted.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Fold ruled out. The eleven stand. The latch gets its
- 30:38Speaker 1: minute too because iron wants ruling out. Cold iron, frost filmed.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Kissed by one petaled and holding no prints. My own
- 30:48Speaker 1: prints from the gate checks, dated, smudged. Mine. No other marks.
- 30:53Speaker 1: Either the carrier wore gloves, the way carriers wear everything,
- 30:57Speaker 1: Or the carrier never touched the latch, coming over the
- 31:01Speaker 1: wall or under the curtain. Both notions are held. Neither
- 31:05Speaker 1: is underlined. But iron without prints wants a careful carrier,
- 31:10Speaker 1: and careful carriers leave petals, not marks. I unclean, prints mine.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Terrier careful. The gate got checked. The latch got Gerald.
- 31:21Speaker 1: And now the petal question. because the petal lies below
- 31:26Speaker 1: and the head stand above, and one of them owes
- 31:29Speaker 1: the stone an explanation. I went back along all eleven
- 31:34Speaker 1: with Gerald set for gaps, head by head, slow, the
- 31:38Speaker 1: way you check anything owed. Every outer petal, every edge,
- 31:43Speaker 1: every cup for a missing spoon. Head one, full. Head two, full.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Head three, the show head, full to the centre. Heads
- 31:54Speaker 1: four through seven, full, full, full, full. Heads eight through ten, full, full, full.
- 32:02Speaker 1: Head eleven, latch side, creased but full. No gaps, no
- 32:07Speaker 1: torn edges, no healed scars where a petal parted. Eleven heads,
- 32:13Speaker 1: every spoon in its cup, and one red petal laid
- 32:17Speaker 1: on the stone below them. I minuted the finding twice,
- 32:20Speaker 1: because findings want witnessing. Eight barn and none. The petal
- 32:24Speaker 1: belongs to none of the eleven. Carried, not shed. Laid,
- 32:29Speaker 1: not dropped. Counted, not explained. The petal got its dusk minute,
- 32:35Speaker 1: because signatures want re-reading, and this one is Saturday. Same stone,
- 32:41Speaker 1: same centre, same lay, set across the stone like spoons.
- 32:45Speaker 1: Red in the lamplight, December red. Frost silvering it again
- 32:49Speaker 1: as the dusk deepens. Unmoved since dawn, unbruised still. unclaimed
- 32:54Speaker 1: by any head about it. Either the street grew it
- 32:58Speaker 1: elsewhere and carried it here, the way rounds carry everything,
- 33:02Speaker 1: or one head of the eleven shed it whole and
- 33:04Speaker 1: healed without a mark, the way marvels heal, I have
- 33:08Speaker 1: underlined nothing. But eleven full heads and one loose petal
- 33:13Speaker 1: want a carrier, and the carrier left no prints, and
- 33:16Speaker 1: the frost kept no record. Petalade, Heads full, carrier unknown, dated,
- 33:24Speaker 1: not explained. The veins got their recount, cause elevens want
- 33:28Speaker 1: witnessing twice. Eleven veins at dawn, counted twice under Gerald.
- 33:33Speaker 1: Eleven veins at dusk, counted twice again in the lamplight.
- 33:37Speaker 1: Red on red, beaded with frost coming. Same petal, same count,
- 33:42Speaker 1: same lay. I have minuted the eleven again with the dusk.
- 33:47Speaker 1: The number wants no comment from me. It gets one, regardless,
- 33:51Speaker 1: in pencil, on the petal page. Eleven's, again. Veins, then
- 33:56Speaker 1: veins now. Counted, not explained. Here is what the gate-bed
- 34:01Speaker 1: gave the page, because the bed is the second half
- 34:04Speaker 1: of the page. Four heads, opened in place, frosted unmelted,
- 34:11Speaker 1: scented summer kept. One petal, laid by hand, matched in red.
- 34:16Speaker 1: owned by none. Either December signs its work the way
- 34:21Speaker 1: rounds sign their tills, petals for feathers, red for grey,
- 34:26Speaker 1: or the petal is a message with the heads as
- 34:28Speaker 1: its envelope, and I have read the envelope and not
- 34:32Speaker 1: the letter. Both notions are held, neither is underlined. I
- 34:38Speaker 1: have ringed the eleven with the one, because rings are
- 34:41Speaker 1: for count seen whole, opened, not placed. Eleven opened where
- 34:46Speaker 1: they stand. One laid where it lies. Stems uncut. Frost unmelted.
- 34:53Speaker 1: Scent unsoured. The heads are red. The street speaks next.
- 35:03Speaker 1: A watcher who only watches alone is only half a watcher.
- 35:08Speaker 1: The other half is testimony. Thursday got the questions. I
- 35:12Speaker 1: did what I always do when the notebook gets too
- 35:15Speaker 1: full of my own looking. I asked the street. Three
- 35:18Speaker 1: witnesses and a step. Four statements. All taken in daylight
- 35:23Speaker 1: or dusk. All voluntary. None of them simple. All of
- 35:27Speaker 1: them Thursday. Witness one. Mrs. Alder. Over the fence. Thursday dusk.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Unprompted first. The way the best lines always come. I
- 35:36Speaker 1: told her of eleven full heads and one ownerless petal.
- 35:40Speaker 1: She looked at her own finished bushes, the fence, and me,
- 35:45Speaker 1: in that order, and she said, quote, carried, hue, end quote, carried,
- 35:51Speaker 1: one word. I asked her what carries petals to prepared steps.
- 35:56Speaker 1: She considered the question the way she considers everything, completely
- 36:00Speaker 1: and without blinking, and she said, quote, The heads keep
- 36:03Speaker 1: what they grow, and the step keeps what it is given.
- 36:07Speaker 1: The way fences keep everything, heads keep, steps keep. I
- 36:12Speaker 1: wrote it down, word for word. I have ringed it
- 36:16Speaker 1: with the finding, because rings are for testimony that accumulates,
- 36:21Speaker 1: shed by none, carried. The petal has a carrier now,
- 36:26Speaker 1: mine witnessed, her supplied, dusk dated, unexplained. I asked her
- 36:32Speaker 1: whether carriers knock. She said, carriers carry. The way fences
- 36:37Speaker 1: answer questions with the question. Witness two. Mr. Petiffer. Over
- 36:43Speaker 1: his own gate. Thursday afternoon. Crossword open. Pencil moving. My
- 36:49Speaker 1: dusk count still warm in my notebook. I read him
- 36:52Speaker 1: the count aloud. Eleven. Open. Fourteen buds. Six blown. Held
- 36:58Speaker 1: to the head. Space the way. Count space everything. He
- 37:02Speaker 1: kept his pencil moving through all of it, the way
- 37:05Speaker 1: he does everything, and finished seven down before he answered.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Then he looked up, and he said, quote, holding, hue,
- 37:15Speaker 1: end quote, and went back to his acrosses, holding, Pettifer's word,
- 37:20Speaker 1: from Pettifer's gate, hours after the elevens, one word. Mime
- 37:25Speaker 1: joins his in the notebook, because accumulating testimony once rings, eleven, open, holding,
- 37:32Speaker 1: The count stands held now. Mine witnessed. His supplied. Pencil. Dated. Unexplained.
- 37:40Speaker 1: I asked him what holding means. He solved eight across
- 37:44Speaker 1: before he answered, the way answers wait on crosswords. And
- 37:48Speaker 1: he said holding means counting again tomorrow. Then he went
- 37:52Speaker 1: back to his downs. Witness. Three. Mrs Glover. Thursday evening.
- 37:57Speaker 1: Through six inches of open window, the way all Mrs
- 38:00Speaker 1: Glover statements come. In the afternoon she closed the window
- 38:05Speaker 1: over the petal question, six inches to none, the way
- 38:09Speaker 1: answers close when the evening owns them. Thursday evening found
- 38:14Speaker 1: it open again, six inches wide, the way windows stand
- 38:18Speaker 1: when evenings arrive. I asked her what she has on
- 38:21Speaker 1: the laying. She turned pages I could hear but never see,
- 38:27Speaker 1: and she read me entry three, fresh ink the way
- 38:30Speaker 1: entries come, fresh. Quote. The petal lay at first light,
- 38:35Speaker 1: end quote. The petal lay, before dawn, after dark, between
- 38:40Speaker 1: the readings, and no reading between. I asked her whose
- 38:45Speaker 1: hand laid it. Pages turned. Curtain considered. And she said, quote,
- 38:51Speaker 1: no hands, Hugh, end quote. No hands. Two words. I
- 38:57Speaker 1: asked her whether hands had ever entered. Pages turned. Curtain considered.
- 39:02Speaker 1: and she said the log holds no hands all week,
- 39:05Speaker 1: the way logs hold everything by omitting, my finding precisely,
- 39:10Speaker 1: from behind curtains, at whatever hour Mrs Glover sees things.
- 39:15Speaker 1: Underlined once, in pen, because pen is for testimony that corroborates.
- 39:21Speaker 1: One week, three entries, the bloom stands open, the buds
- 39:25Speaker 1: stood shut, the petal lay at first light, and no hands.
- 39:31Speaker 1: The street is not describing gardening. It is describing delivery.
- 39:35Speaker 1: The fourth is not a witness. It is a step,
- 39:41Speaker 1: read at dusk, the way all step statements come. Thursday,
- 39:45Speaker 1: half-past five. The third fifty-pence piece sat centred in its
- 39:50Speaker 1: chalk ring, winking through the lamplight, the way coins wink
- 39:54Speaker 1: when evenings own them, ring full circle, date beneath, unbroken, unstepped.
- 40:01Speaker 1: And across the bare stone beside the ring, the petal,
- 40:05Speaker 1: laid still, frost-silvering, unmoved, one wink and holding, the experiment
- 40:12Speaker 1: stands funded. Either the street takes at its pleasure, the
- 40:15Speaker 1: way drinkers drink at theirs, or the third coin waits
- 40:19Speaker 1: out its taking, the way queues wait out their serving.
- 40:22Speaker 1: Both notions stand held. Neither stands underlined, but five dawns,
- 40:29Speaker 1: five winks, two takens, one petal, and a ring, down dated.
- 40:35Speaker 1: The notebook counts change the way it counts everything. Prepared steps,
- 40:39Speaker 1: held coins, rings drawn. So that is the street. a
- 40:44Speaker 1: carrier pronounced over a fence, a holding pronounced over a gate,
- 40:49Speaker 1: a laying read through six inches of window, and a
- 40:53Speaker 1: step still winking at dusk, three witnesses and a step,
- 40:57Speaker 1: every one of them pointing the same way, the bloom
- 41:00Speaker 1: did not open for the street, it opened for the season,
- 41:04Speaker 1: carried for, held for, laid before light, not explained, counted
- 41:09Speaker 1: four ways, held every way, Three questions stood on this
- 41:14Speaker 1: gate at dusk, and the street has moved all three.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Who laid the petal? No hands, says the curtain. Carried,
- 41:23Speaker 1: says the fence. The hands stay unseen, but the laying
- 41:26Speaker 1: stands timed. How eleven heads opened overnight. Holding, says the crossword.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Opened where they stand, says Gerald. The opening stays unexplained,
- 41:40Speaker 1: but the placing stands ruled out. What December wants with
- 41:44Speaker 1: one gate? Heads hold, says the dusk. The wanting stays open,
- 41:49Speaker 1: but the keeping stands witnessed. Moved all three. Closed none.
- 41:55Speaker 1: The notebook advances questions the way it advances everything. Timed,
- 41:59Speaker 1: not named. Ruled out, not ruled. Witnessed, not wanted. And
- 42:05Speaker 1: here is the notion I am carrying out of this
- 42:08Speaker 1: act into the features, because the features need it. If
- 42:12Speaker 1: December runs the bloom the way the van runs its round,
- 42:16Speaker 1: counts and hours and exact change, then the heads on
- 42:19Speaker 1: the gate are not the only wonder I found this week.
- 42:23Speaker 1: The ring is a wonder too. And something has been
- 42:27Speaker 1: keeping chalk for one dusk. A word on method ahead
- 42:31Speaker 1: of the features, because the Steck experiment has rules. And
- 42:34Speaker 1: the rules are the till. Rule one. Same step. Same stone.
- 42:40Speaker 1: Same hour. Checked at dawn. because steps want routine, and
- 42:44Speaker 1: routine wants dawns. Rule two, fifty pence only, same coinage,
- 42:50Speaker 1: dated by witness, because exact change is exact and experiments
- 42:54Speaker 1: want constants. Rule three, chalk ring, round every coin from
- 42:59Speaker 1: the third, dated beneath, because Durham advised it, and advice
- 43:03Speaker 1: on the record gets followed. Rule four, never lift the petal,
- 43:08Speaker 1: never spend the coin, because lifting joins in, and joining
- 43:13Speaker 1: in is participation. The tally stands rules four, dawns five,
- 43:19Speaker 1: coins three, token two, petal one, and one rule debated
- 43:24Speaker 1: and rejected twice now, which I record because rejected rules
- 43:28Speaker 1: are data two, the second coin, set beside the first.
- 43:33Speaker 1: Debated after the first taking, rejected, debated after the petal,
- 43:39Speaker 1: pacing the kitchen the way you pace over method, wondering
- 43:43Speaker 1: whether petals want company. Second rejection entered. One station. One coin.
- 43:49Speaker 1: The way Biscuit keeps one timetable and Dave keeps one round,
- 43:54Speaker 1: you do not build a second bus stop to test
- 43:56Speaker 1: the timetable. The second coin stays in my pocket. The
- 44:01Speaker 1: notebook files both debates with both rejections, because method refused
- 44:06Speaker 1: twice is still method. Features time. And tonight the notebook
- 44:15Speaker 1: comes first, because the watch pages deserve to be read
- 44:18Speaker 1: aloud in full, the way evidence deserves daylight. From my notebook,
- 44:23Speaker 1: two pages, written over three dawns and a dusk, abbreviations
- 44:28Speaker 1: expanded for the listeners. Page one. Headed, The Rose Watch. Resumption. Wednesday,
- 44:35Speaker 1: eight and four and cut. Twelve on the dot. Fox checked.
- 44:39Speaker 1: Tawny twice. Keeper passing. Four seconds. Roto ruled, three on
- 44:43Speaker 1: one off. Wall run, seven heads, left to right, show
- 44:48Speaker 1: head widest, hip touching head, five, latch height, head seven,
- 44:53Speaker 1: all whole. Date bed, four heads, heavy head nodding, public
- 44:59Speaker 1: head flat, latch head creased, all whole, petal, one, red,
- 45:05Speaker 1: laid across, owned by none. Gulliver. Heads hold. Dusk. Counts
- 45:10Speaker 1: the same. Pettifer. Holding. Older. Carried. Glover. Opened, not placed.
- 45:18Speaker 1: That is page one. Eleven heads, one dusk, one inspection,
- 45:23Speaker 1: and a margin note at the bottom, added this evening
- 45:26Speaker 1: in pencil, because pencil is for notes too big for pen.
- 45:30Speaker 1: The heads are red. The petal is laid. See page two.
- 45:34Speaker 1: Page two headed The Petal and the Ring. Gap check.
- 45:39Speaker 1: Eleven heads. Gerald twice each. No gaps. No tears. No scars.
- 45:45Speaker 1: Every spoon in its cup. Petal. Dusk menet. Same stone,
- 45:50Speaker 1: same lay. Frost silvering again. Unmoved. Unclaimed. Step. Dusk check.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Third coin centred. Ring full circle. Date beneath. Winking and halting. Counts.
- 46:04Speaker 1: Five dawns. Five winks. Two takens. One petal. One ring. Rules. Four.
- 46:12Speaker 1: All held. Second coin. Twice debated. Twice rejected. Keeper answered
- 46:18Speaker 1: at dusk. Step empty at evening. Letter. Ipswich. Knights entered.
- 46:24Speaker 1: Ring advised. Ruling. Pencil. Ringed and held. Count. Three coins.
- 46:32Speaker 1: Two takens. One petal. One ring. That is page two.
- 46:37Speaker 1: One step, one ring, one holding, and a margin note
- 46:43Speaker 1: matching page one, same pencil, same evening. The heads and
- 46:48Speaker 1: the ring are not two mysteries, they are two keepings.
- 46:53Speaker 1: Mind the gate, the saucer ledger next, before the owls,
- 46:57Speaker 1: because the rota ran two nights more and the ledger
- 47:00Speaker 1: wants its lines wrong. The supporters heard boat dawns in
- 47:04Speaker 1: full earlier this evening. Plain night and feathered night with
- 47:09Speaker 1: the thirteenth alder line. The margins keep the minutes. The
- 47:13Speaker 1: regulars get the ledger now. Night ten. A dry night.
- 47:17Speaker 1: Milk gone clean. No feather. Saucer dead on the chalk.
- 47:22Speaker 1: Alder over the fence. Unprompted. Again, one word. Twelfth of
- 47:28Speaker 1: its line. Night eleven. Frost. Milk gone. Fifth grey feather,
- 47:34Speaker 1: laid across like a spoon. Twin of the four before it.
- 47:38Speaker 1: Alder over the fence. Unprompted. Five. And counting. Three words.
- 47:44Speaker 1: Thirteenth of its line. Ruling stands. Pencil. The drinker. Drinks
- 47:49Speaker 1: when it suits. Five feathers. Two movements. Two untouched. One half.
- 47:57Speaker 1: Three debates. Three rejections. The second saucer refused standing. Night five.
- 48:04Speaker 1: Night seven. The half. Single station. One saucer only. The
- 48:09Speaker 1: way Biscuit keeps one timetable and Dave keeps one round,
- 48:14Speaker 1: you do not build a second bus stop to test
- 48:16Speaker 1: the timetable. The cupboard keeps the spare. Make out. Feathers back.
- 48:22Speaker 1: Coins out. Petals back. Saucer plus step make not two
- 48:27Speaker 1: mysteries but two tills. Tills serve rounds. Rounds keep customers.
- 48:33Speaker 1: And the customers, regulars, pay in feathers. Petals, exact change counted.
- 48:40Speaker 1: Mind the step. Mind the saucer. Mind the wall. Mind
- 48:44Speaker 1: the bins. Mind the chimes. Mind the roses, too. All
- 48:49Speaker 1: of it is kept. Keeper next. Before the owls, because
- 48:54Speaker 1: rank answered, and the answer stands. At Thursday dusk I
- 48:57Speaker 1: went down to my gate, slippers on, notebook open, and
- 49:01Speaker 1: keeper sat number seven's step in full view, facing the
- 49:05Speaker 1: flowers up lane, one clearing of the throat, one call
- 49:08Speaker 1: across the lane, clear and single, quote, keeper, end quote.
- 49:14Speaker 1: The turn came all the way, green eyes off the flowers,
- 49:19Speaker 1: green eyes on my gate. Four seconds of it. The
- 49:23Speaker 1: length of a blank page. Answered after the silence. The
- 49:28Speaker 1: supporters heard it in full earlier this evening. With the
- 49:31Speaker 1: dusk and the four seconds and the ring round it.
- 49:35Speaker 1: The margins hold the minutes. The page holds the ruling.
- 49:39Speaker 1: Rank answers again. The count stands four answers to one silence.
- 49:45Speaker 1: Names called. Landlord once. Keeper twice before. Keeper again now.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Answers three. Then a silence. Then this one. Lames are forever.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Answers are nightly. The page named. The dusk kept. Keeper. Forever.
- 50:01Speaker 1: Wednesday night gave the desk its reading, because attendances count
- 50:06Speaker 1: and the notebook counts them. Half past one Keeper on
- 50:10Speaker 1: the wall outside my window. Green in the glass. Reading
- 50:14Speaker 1: over my shoulder through the small hours. Minutes open. Pencil across.
- 50:19Speaker 1: One night attended. One visit. First since bin night. The
- 50:25Speaker 1: supporters heard it in full earlier this evening. With the
- 50:28Speaker 1: wall and the green and the ring round it. The
- 50:32Speaker 1: regulars hear the ruling now. The cat reads. Rounds slip
- 50:37Speaker 1: without the cat. Minutes get red with the cat on
- 50:40Speaker 1: the desk. Thursday evening, coming back from Mrs Glover's window,
- 50:45Speaker 1: I passed number seven, and the step stood empty. No
- 50:50Speaker 1: green eyes. No facing. Keeper. Gone about the round. The
- 50:55Speaker 1: way rank goes when evenings own it. I minuted the
- 50:59Speaker 1: emptiness with the hour, because empty steps are dated too.
- 51:03Speaker 1: The answering stands. The facing stands. The step stands empty.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Mind the step. Mind the answering. All of it is kept.
- 51:12Speaker 1: All of it is heard nightly. And now, Owl of
- 51:16Speaker 1: the Week. Regular show edition. And I will give the
- 51:20Speaker 1: ceremony its full honours, because this week the birds worked
- 51:24Speaker 1: boom week and the bloom opened under each. The rules
- 51:28Speaker 1: for the new listeners. One. Owl. Finest of the past
- 51:32Speaker 1: seven days. Full reasoning. No favouritism. Marjorie, present in every comparison.
- 51:40Speaker 1: The way she's present in every night. The short list
- 51:43Speaker 1: this week. Biscuit. The little brown owl of number seven.
- 51:48Speaker 1: Digestive brown. Keeper of the timetable. For a full fortnight unbroken.
- 51:54Speaker 1: Ten past three. Nightly. Three rocks. Nightly. Never two landings.
- 52:00Speaker 1: Never four. No early nights. No excuses offered. Fortnight. Perfect.
- 52:07Speaker 1: First of its kind. Minuted throughout. The timetable was magnificent.
- 52:13Speaker 1: And barred from tonight, because the birds do not win
- 52:16Speaker 1: twice in one week across either edition, by the newest
- 52:19Speaker 1: ancient rule, made up Tuesday last, seconded by the pencil,
- 52:23Speaker 1: witnessed by the notebook, and biscuit took tonight's premium edition.
- 52:28Speaker 1: The rule is the rule-chairman of the belfry, the tawny
- 52:32Speaker 1: for the high-poster. For the turn on Wednesday, tined off
- 52:36Speaker 1: my landing window, church corner to down lane with the
- 52:40Speaker 1: first bars, and back with the cut, the way incumbents
- 52:45Speaker 1: face music. Rain running off nothing, frost on nothing yet,
- 52:50Speaker 1: the turn clean in dry air. The turn was magnificent,
- 52:55Speaker 1: the facing stands. But the turn belonged to Wednesday's resuming,
- 53:01Speaker 1: already minuted in the margins, and tonight belongs to Thursday's bloom.
- 53:06Speaker 1: Music week's honour turns, bloom week's honour patience. The grey one,
- 53:12Speaker 1: for floating between beats the way it floats, unroasted, unafraid,
- 53:18Speaker 1: the only bird on the lane, with no station and
- 53:21Speaker 1: no elves. Resting this week the way winners rest, carrying nothing,
- 53:27Speaker 1: proving nothing, present the way it is present, weighed briefly,
- 53:32Speaker 1: Set aside briefly, resting is not keeping, and bloom week
- 53:36Speaker 1: belonged to keeping. The float was magnificent. The rest stands
- 53:40Speaker 1: earned tonight. Enter Marjorie, of the forty-two visits. Marjorie, the
- 53:45Speaker 1: barn owl. Feather on the doorstep. The benchmark against which
- 53:51Speaker 1: all strangeness is measured, present in every comparison. The way
- 53:56Speaker 1: she is present in every night, the way she will
- 53:59Speaker 1: be present in every ceremony. until this show ends. Four candidates.
- 54:05Speaker 1: No easy choice. Biscuit had the timetable, perfect at last,
- 54:09Speaker 1: and the rule against it. Chairman had the height and
- 54:13Speaker 1: the turn and the wrong evening. The grey one had
- 54:16Speaker 1: the rest and the float and the week away. Marjorie
- 54:20Speaker 1: had the history and the feather and patience of stone.
- 54:24Speaker 1: Forty-two visits logged in. The bloom opened under her beat.
- 54:28Speaker 1: But the award, this week, goes to the bird that
- 54:31Speaker 1: watched the roses open. Marjorie again, Marjorie the barn owl herself,
- 54:38Speaker 1: owl of the week, regular edition, with full honours, for
- 54:42Speaker 1: the highest beat, for forty-two visits, timed and minuted, kept
- 54:48Speaker 1: through music and silence and frost and bloom. For holding
- 54:54Speaker 1: the benchmark while the street opened, December, two months early, unhurried, unbowed, Silent,
- 55:01Speaker 1: the way benchmarks stay silent. The rules bars a second
- 55:04Speaker 1: premium running and a second win in one week across editions.
- 55:08Speaker 1: No rule bars the benchmark to regulars running, because no
- 55:13Speaker 1: bird are earned till tonight. May its wings be white
- 55:19Speaker 1: and its visits be counted. And Biscuit, wherever you are
- 55:23Speaker 1: roosting tonight, you remain the keeper of the timetable. And
- 55:27Speaker 1: the timetable remains the finest thing on this street. A
- 55:30Speaker 1: perfect fortnight is a perfect fortnight, whatever the ceremony rules.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Even Marjorie knows it. She kept the high beat, and
- 55:38Speaker 1: never touched the round. That is the highest praise this
- 55:42Speaker 1: notebook can pay. Chairman, though, where have you perched tonight?
- 55:46Speaker 1: You remain the high post, and the high post remains
- 55:49Speaker 1: the finest seat on this street. The bloom knows it too.
- 55:53Speaker 1: It opened, and you faced the music, and the facing holds.
- 55:57Speaker 1: Count the weeks. Log the months. Marjorie outlasts them all.
- 56:04Speaker 1: One more piece of post before we close, because the
- 56:07Speaker 1: ledger grows whether I am ready or not. A listener letter,
- 56:11Speaker 1: ninth of its line, posted from Ixwich, from a woman
- 56:16Speaker 1: signing herself I. It seats her next to D and
- 56:20Speaker 1: R and T and M and S and E and
- 56:25Speaker 1: J and N in the file. All nine seated together,
- 56:31Speaker 1: on purpose, because the watchers are finding each other and
- 56:34Speaker 1: the file should reflect it. The supporters heard it read
- 56:37Speaker 1: in full earlier this evening, with the white heads and
- 56:40Speaker 1: the ring advice. The regulars hear the entering now. Aye,
- 56:44Speaker 1: rites of terrace roses bloomed again in October, white and scentless.
- 56:50Speaker 1: Six open heads were September left going over. She counted twice.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Dated the count and kept station at her window with
- 56:59Speaker 1: her notebook shut. Her own cocoa. Unwanted. Regulation. Her own pencil. Up.
- 57:07Speaker 1: Two nights. Bloom. Holding. Frost. Nowhere. Van. Never. Roses and
- 57:14Speaker 1: quiet only. Gone ordinary by her gate each morning. The
- 57:18Speaker 1: way marvels go. She ends with the sentence going on
- 57:22Speaker 1: the questions page beneath question twelve. Quote. Hugh, if December
- 57:28Speaker 1: comes early to procured steps, what comes early to unprepared ones? Ipswich,
- 57:36Speaker 1: my dear watcher, your street stands entered as ledger entry nine.
- 57:41Speaker 1: As for prepared or unprepared, the notebook holds both notions.
- 57:46Speaker 1: Perhaps December's show on some streets, perhaps frosts only breathe
- 57:50Speaker 1: on others. Count the heads, never the petals, and date
- 57:54Speaker 1: every bud. Petals fall, Heads hold. Three dawns, minimum, are
- 58:00Speaker 1: for any ruling, the way the rota teaches. A fourth
- 58:04Speaker 1: dawn holding means Ipswich has posted back. Whiteheads in October,
- 58:10Speaker 1: redheads in December. Two streets, one post. Either way, write
- 58:15Speaker 1: and tell me. The ledger grows by post, and post
- 58:21Speaker 1: runs both ways now. I N D J R, T, M, S, E, V,
- 58:31Speaker 1: any of you ever meet, and I have a feeling
- 58:34Speaker 1: you might, tell each other, Hugh says hello. The watchers
- 58:38Speaker 1: are finding each other. It was only a matter of time. So,
- 58:46Speaker 1: here we are, at the close of our seventh evening together,
- 58:50Speaker 1: and I want to tell you what these roses taught me,
- 58:53Speaker 1: completing our set of eight. sets matter to men with notebooks.
- 58:59Speaker 1: The owls taught me that the street keeps secrets until
- 59:03Speaker 1: I am ready. The house taught me that watching might
- 59:08Speaker 1: be participation. that some things stand because someone stands looking.
- 59:15Speaker 1: Number seven taught me that the watched were never worried,
- 59:18Speaker 1: that while I crept about with binoculars and logs, the
- 59:23Speaker 1: family had already decided I was the minutes. The margins
- 59:29Speaker 1: taught me that the watched read back. That six years
- 59:33Speaker 1: of reports went into a correspondence and not a draw.
- 59:37Speaker 1: The page taught me to write as if read. Every line,
- 59:42Speaker 1: every ruling, every quote set apart. Mark that. The bins
- 59:48Speaker 1: taught me to put out square. The street notices. Out
- 59:53Speaker 1: as put, back as do. The van taught me to
- 59:57Speaker 1: stand in the queue properly, the way queues deserve, chimed
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: four and served at midnight, and the roses showed me
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: the eighth lesson, the one I will carry the longest,
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: and it is this, prepare the step. December comes early
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: to prepared steps, and early counts want early watchers. The
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: heads got Gerald. The petal got Minutes. The ring got Chalk.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: Eleven opened. One laid. One drawn. Buds got counted. Frost
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: got minuted. Dusk got the same. Coats got frosted. Pencils
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: got worn. Notebooks got December. Steps got short. Coins got centred.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: I came to Bramall Lane to watch. I appear to
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: be filed. Every street should have minutes. Ours has me.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: And now roses have the minutes. Never have I watched
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: mine with greater care. Before I go, the usual three things,
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: plus a fourth, because the roses earned it. First, thank you.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: For tonight, for last night, for the messages, for R
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: in Leeds and T in Bristol and M in Manchester
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: and S in Sheffield and E in Exeter and J
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: in York and N in Norwich and D in Durham
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: and for I in Ipswich. Newest watcher on file. Ninth
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: of nine. Terrace and old. For every listener who has
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: checked their own gate since this show began and found
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: it stranger than it was, I hope, do subscribe so
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: tomorrow finds you. And do share us with the nosiest
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: person you know. Second, our sister shows for the hours
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: between nine and nine. Aura for nights stiller than mine
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: and time to relax. For slow nights and soft landings. Siblings,
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: waiting patiently, the way siblings wait. Third practical, last of
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: the night, brief by oath, because the dusk is short
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: and the heads are many. If the roses were worth
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: your Thursday, two doors hold it standing, both in the
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: show notes. Patreon keeps first nights and further evenings like
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: this one, blooms and all with the whole roster beside.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: Spreaker's Supporter Club is the short road, a step from
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: this episode. Same dusk, same keeper, minding the roses. Same hue,
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: filed and done. Done. Proctical over. Well, the watch holds. Fourth.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: The open questions page. Updated. Because the page moves whether
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: roses bloom or not. Question one. Who lives? And number nine. Status. Advanced.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: Wednesday night. Reviewing the chimes. Toll on dot. Eight bars
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: and four and cut. Empty curb under the lamp. Chalk ghosts, pale, undisturbed.
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: The fox checked. The tawny called twice. Eleven owls. Seventeen callers.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: One grass number. Zero answers. And one banana bread. Eaten.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: Standing up. Entered. As evidence. Keeper faces the gate from
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: the step on bloom nights lately, the way keeper faced
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: number nine on chine nights. N's wheels turn square in Norwich,
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: and the notebook wanders idly, the way notebooks wonder whether
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: the bins at number nine go out at all. Sell open.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: Question two. Who runs the post, the beats, the rota,
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: the weekends, the walls, the bins, the trines, and now, perhaps,
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: the roses? Status expanded again. The eleven heads sit beside
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: it now. Opened overnight. December red. No season. One petal
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: on the step. Laid across. Veins eleven. Signed for. Eleven
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: heads full petaled. No gaps. The petal owned by none.
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: But who holds the rotor? Who grows December roses? Who
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: lays petals at dawn? Who keeps the steps open as ever?
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: Still the biggest question in the book. Question three. What
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: do the letters say? Status unchanged and maddening. Not one
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: word read. Not one envelope opened. The promise stands. Before
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: this show is done, I will read an owl letter
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: with my own eyes. Or I will find out exactly
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: why I cannot. Question four. Who else is watching? Answered
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: in full and still growing. The reader. with a pencil,
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: back at the desk on Wednesday, reading over my shoulder.
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: I and Ipswich, formerly entered this week, ninth watcher, ninth city,
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: N in Norwich, chalking still, J's giving way in York,
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: filed beneath it, the dogs, silent through all hours, forty-one
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: pigeons in a ring, the milkman, watching bottles, and keeper
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: answering again, formally logged this week, which brings the list
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: up to date, and the date is tonight. I's sentence
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: about the unprepared sits beneath this question now. Perhaps December
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: comes early to all steps. Perhaps the prepared ones only bloom.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: The notebook holds both notions. It can afford to. It
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: has a dozen questions and room for more. Question five.
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: What is coming? Closer, I reckon. Closer every night. The
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: flashes broke. The curtain moved. The saucer came back empty.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: The milk went halved in frost. The book came open.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: The bin came heavy and opened. The chimes played and
- 1:05:55Speaker 1: rested and played again. The roses opened in frost. Long
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: nights ahead. Question six. What is Bramble House? Waiting. Not where,
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: not when. What? First data point in. Something drinks milk.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: Something with table manners. The fifth feather counts as the
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: same drinker with new edges, not a second point. Second
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: data point pending. The way all Bramble House data is pending.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Question seven. Retired. Gone. Clean. Feather across. The first question
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: on this page to close and it stays closed. Question eight.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: Dorio Echope drank the milk and what does the grey
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: feather mean? Status. Advanced. Eleven nights. Logged. Five feathers. Twin barred.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: Laid across like spoons. Two movements. East half and west quarter.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: No prints. Two untouched nights. One rain. One dry. One half.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: Frost rimmed. Mrs. Older testifying in thirteens. The drinker drinks
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: when it suits. And the notebook has ruled it. In pencil.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Because pencil is for drinkers. But who drinks? And why feathers?
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: And why halves still open? The saucer. Goes back down tonight. Refilled.
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: Same wall. Same milk. Same hour. Milk down at midnight.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: Check at dawn. The rotor holds. Watch this space. Watch
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: the milk. Question nine. How long has the notebook been read? Status, quiet,
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: four mornings, closed as left. Pencil across. And Thursday, the
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: pencil lay a quarter inch left of its mark. Sharp end,
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: toward the margin, no new marks. If the reading started Sunday,
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: the correspondence is two weeks old. If it started earlier,
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: Every ruling I have underlined was read before I underlined it.
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: The pencil is sharpened. The margins are watched. The question stands.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: It stands firm. Question ten. Who, oh ill, filled the bin?
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: And one does the fifth cross mark? Status still quiet.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: Out light. Back rinsed. Lorry Wednesday morning. Night rain. Wash
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: the chalk. The string sits coiled in the shed still.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Eleven bundles filed. One station chalked. And where the street
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: files leaves, the accounts are bigger than milk. If the
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: street chalk stations, the audit keeps chalk as well as pencil.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: Chalk washed. Station watched. The question stands. Question eleven. W-O-Y-E buys.
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: At midnight. And what does silver buy? Status quiet. The hat.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: went unwatched through the resumption. Played night sleeping the way
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: played night sleep. Three figures served in order stands. Three
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: filvers passed stands. No fourth stands. If three are served,
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: three are counted. If the rear stands empty, the shape
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: is the holding. The queue stands minute. The till stands watched.
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: The question stands. And new tonight. Question twelve. Written in
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: capitals with the date. Why are the rosies blooming? Eleven open,
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: fourteen buds, six blown, one gate, five gardens finished. One petal,
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: veins eleven, owned by none. Chalk ring gown, dated Thursday,
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: D's method, three litmuses and a step. Iso-sentence about the
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: unprepared sits beneath it. Dusk holds the bloom. Stone holds
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: the petal. Chalk holds the ring. Watch this space. Watch
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: the gate. All three holdings hold. And now, the reason
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: you must come back tomorrow. Because the ring stands its
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: first night tonight. Three coins down. Two takens. One ring drawn.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: Taken or held? Lifted or stepped? Tomorrow I will walk
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: the verdict of the chalk, the way verdicts deserve. And
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: there is something else besides, something in the sky over
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: the church end, where cloud banked at dusk and held
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: without breaking, cloud high and slow, grey over grey, the
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: way weather stacks before it moves. Held, not underlined. I
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: am saying no more. The ring waits for its night. Tomorrow,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: it tells. Chalk down, coying centred, night falling. The ring
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: holds the answer. The dawn reads it. Be here for
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: the reading. Sleep well. Keep one eye on your own street,
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: and the other on the chalk ring, and Hugh will
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: see you at nine.