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STIMULATED: THINGS WE HAVE LEARNT ABOUT GIRLS!? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: All right, Jake, tell me how you would feel in
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  Speaker 1: this scenario. We're going on a trip.
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  Speaker 2: In our favorite sorry what was that in our favorite
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  Speaker 2: rocket ship to this guy.
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  Speaker 1: And we're already on the flight. We are seated at
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  Speaker 1: the back of the aeroplane. You've just taken a nap, right,
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  Speaker 1: you have an eye mask on, and you wake up
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  Speaker 1: the right ear. There's a baby crying, and then a
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  Speaker 1: lady who's delivering food down the aisle taps you on
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  Speaker 1: the shoulder and goes be fort chicken. How do you feel.
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  Speaker 2: Chicken?
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  Speaker 1: Please?
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  Speaker 2: Stimulator? Actually, what do you go for on planes? It's
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  Speaker 2: always chicken or beef when you're in the when the
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  Speaker 2: old what do they call it, the cattle class?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what it's called.
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  Speaker 2: Some people call it the old cattle class? Coach, economy, peasantry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: how do you go for? Chicken or beef? Chicken? I've
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  Speaker 2: always been a little suss on the plane. Chicken.
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  Speaker 1: I always think it tastes really good. Really yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: always love playing food. Arguably, I really just started to
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  Speaker 1: We've been in business. It must be nice. I had
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  Speaker 1: to bring it up. To bring it up. There's a
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  Speaker 1: frame of reference. That's what you're getting at right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and arguably I think the food in economy tastes better
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  Speaker 1: because I have simple taste buds. We got like some
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  Speaker 1: susy or your one was better than mine. I got
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  Speaker 1: something weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I actually remember getting something in business.
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  Speaker 1: The first time the second time.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, what do you mean, I'm talking about the form time?
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  Speaker 2: Just kidding, guys, No, I do remember we got. I
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  Speaker 2: do remember getting something like a chicken dish and it
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  Speaker 2: was like it was like a nice much nicer looking dish,
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  Speaker 2: but it was spicy. It's like, come on, now, wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have given me these herbs and spices and could go
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  Speaker 2: on a career, But yeah, it was same. No, but
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  Speaker 2: I had the same thing going to America.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, that's weird.
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  Speaker 2: Let's let's keep talking about.
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  Speaker 1: So first we flew quantas.
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  Speaker 2: Let's keep reminiscing one day to be able to afford
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  Speaker 2: that shit one day?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we didn't pay for it, yeah, to be
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  Speaker 1: able to I still don't think value for money unless
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  Speaker 1: you're rolling in, it's not worth it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I don't think anyone that's flying business is
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  Speaker 2: flying it and like saving up for business. I think
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  Speaker 2: that they're flying in business, because they just if you're
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  Speaker 2: saving up for business, you may as well fly economy
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  Speaker 2: and then have thousands of more dollars for your trip.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So I think, yeah, if money is just
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  Speaker 2: actually no issue, just well someone else pays for it.
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  Speaker 2: I was watching a thing Joe Rogan had a guest
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  Speaker 2: on it, and this was like a famous musician, and
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  Speaker 2: Joe Rogan's talking about He's like, you have so much money,
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  Speaker 2: what do you spend it on it? He goes, the guys,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, not much. I spend it on records.
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  Speaker 2: He loves music obviously, And then he's like, what about
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  Speaker 2: when you fly? And this guy goes, He goes, I
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  Speaker 2: can I refuse to pay for first class? And Joe
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  Speaker 2: Rogan goes, yeah, but it literally wouldn't mean anything to you,
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  Speaker 2: and he goes. He said, I worked very very hard
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  Speaker 2: for my money. Is the principal I used to have
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  Speaker 2: no money, He says, this is the principle of it.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot feel like I cannot bring myself to spend
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  Speaker 2: the money.
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  Speaker 1: At what point do you go on a private jet though?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Like what's the difference, Like, is a private jet like
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  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars more or is that a lot?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm pretty sure a private jet from Sydney to
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  Speaker 2: like Adelaide is forty grand shit. Isn't that insane? Like
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  Speaker 2: a little one too big?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one of those ones that looks like it's going
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  Speaker 1: to fall out of there. Yeah. Anyways, anyway, guys, that
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  Speaker 1: is the podcast. Yeah, I just wanted to tell you
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  Speaker 1: about our first class. We just want to say, oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: guys today.
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  Speaker 2: The first thing on the menu today for simulator today,
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  Speaker 2: you guys, is things we have learned about girls, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: just over our lives, all right, would you like me
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  Speaker 2: to start off?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, go for it.
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  Speaker 2: That they are the ones that are quite easy to understand,
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  Speaker 2: and men are actually confusing as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Mate, we have the same brain. Where's my one?
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  Speaker 2: I said?
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  Speaker 1: Girls aren't confusing, men are? Yeah, yeah, they are facts far,
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  Speaker 1: but there's that mad misconception, especially like going through high school.
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  Speaker 1: Like as men, I think everyone everyone's getting told girls
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  Speaker 1: confusing their hormone. Yeah, there's like that stereotype which is
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  Speaker 1: just completely wrong. Whereas men just like there's no like
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, men have no sort of frequency that
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  Speaker 1: you can track or anything.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what Maybe what it is is that
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  Speaker 2: so because women actually will talk about their feelings mm,
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  Speaker 2: because feelings actually do quite often change, but they're open
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  Speaker 2: to talking about it. Maybe men are thinking this is
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  Speaker 2: so confusing, but what's actually happening is they're literally just
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  Speaker 2: talking about their feelings. Right, So it's actually pretty easy
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  Speaker 2: to understand. All you have to do is just listen.
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  Speaker 2: But you're so right, men, they don't talk about their feelings, right, So.
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  Speaker 1: Women don't know what's going on. Yeah, so we're labeled
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  Speaker 1: as simple, yeah, when in reality where.
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  Speaker 2: They confusing confusing ones. Yeah, just fucking talk.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have the tools to talk exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking get them.
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  Speaker 1: Facts, work on it all right. Things we have learned
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  Speaker 1: about girls and mind of like sort of in my
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  Speaker 1: older years. Yeah, support over solutions.
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  Speaker 2: That's a great one. Wow, I high from far from
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  Speaker 2: a distance. I say that's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And like I'm still learning that too, and also
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  Speaker 1: don't try for solutions, just be there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still I bite my tongue a lot. And
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  Speaker 2: then sometimes I I don't want to say I get
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  Speaker 2: fed up. I wouldn't say the words fed up, but
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  Speaker 2: sometimes I think, you know what I've got the solution.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, got the solution.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever had the solution in your wrong butt?
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  Speaker 2: Nah?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously all the fucking time.
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  Speaker 1: Always. I've learned that in a relationship too, sometimes like
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  Speaker 1: I just want to vent, like I don't want the
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  Speaker 1: answer to my problem. Yeah, like just support me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Fact, things that we have learned about girls that they
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  Speaker 2: can see fifty different shades of pink.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they can, they can, They really can. For some reason,
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  Speaker 1: I would say colors in general.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, they just you know, it's funny the you know,
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  Speaker 2: I was telling you about reading that other book. You
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  Speaker 2: gotta bring that up though. No, Yeah, they talk about
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  Speaker 2: all the differences. And so men have like I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: said the number is like one million photo receptors and
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  Speaker 2: then five hundred thousand cone receptors. The cone receptors are
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  Speaker 2: would see color. Yeah, women have like double men really,
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  Speaker 2: so they actually see more color.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like how you know how dogs see and
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  Speaker 1: black and white. Yeah, we're like one step above a dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we get black white and then like a
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  Speaker 1: bit of that blue and sit yeah, like the dark colors,
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  Speaker 1: and then girls get so.
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  Speaker 2: When you're at the naw salon and she sends you
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  Speaker 2: when she's now someone sends your photo of two different
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  Speaker 2: types of pink, and you're like, you could get any
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  Speaker 2: one of them and they look the same, and she goes,
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  Speaker 2: how do you not see the difference?
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  Speaker 1: She actually sees the difference. Yeah, oh that's a good one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and it's backed by science. It is things we have
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  Speaker 1: learned about girls. Nice guys don't finish last facts.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, ye, no, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon in the long term thing guys. Nice
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  Speaker 1: guys always eventually win.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we play a long game. Yeah, yeah, I agree.
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  Speaker 2: I will agree with that.
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  Speaker 1: Be the turtle, not the hair.
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  Speaker 2: Things we've learned about girls that the flowers aren't the gift.
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  Speaker 2: The gift is the thought that went into getting them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I still think a lot of guys haven't realized that.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the thinking they like to know that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, you were driving, like, oh, my girlfriend would
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  Speaker 1: love some flowers. Yeah, maybe they do have to be
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  Speaker 1: the right shot of pink.
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  Speaker 2: But I mean it's about the surprise.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, home I've found I mean, because I've bought Beth
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  Speaker 2: flowers a bunch obviously it's just over last a long
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  Speaker 2: amount of time. And yeah, like not once has she
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  Speaker 2: ever just been like I actually don't like these flowers,
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  Speaker 2: Like I actually just don't like that type of flower.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, especially because you're doing it for the right reason. No,
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  Speaker 1: if I come home with like my girlfriend doesn't like
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  Speaker 1: natives for some reason, which I really like and obviously
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  Speaker 1: for her, Yeah, but I have to like, guess I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: have you ever brought some flowers time? She's like, he's
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  Speaker 1: a good and I'm like, yeah, no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Have brought flowers. When Beth got her license, I bought
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  Speaker 2: her flowers. I bought her flowers before she passed by
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  Speaker 2: the way, yea, and I wrote I think I told you.
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  Speaker 2: I wrote like, just like I love you instead of congrats,
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  Speaker 2: just in case because if she failed out, it was
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  Speaker 2: still nice. But when I bought them, she did say
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  Speaker 2: this time she just says thank you so much. But
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  Speaker 2: this time she was like he's nice. Yeah, cause he
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  Speaker 2: goes you did good?
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  Speaker 1: Can so lucky?
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  Speaker 2: Damn is it? Men? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Things we have learned about girls. Their determination is unmatched.
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  Speaker 2: Facts. Yeah, things we've learned about girls. Even if they
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  Speaker 2: say no, they do want a snack.
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  Speaker 1: When snacks are involved, it's yes, it's just silly. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Instead of asking if I want to ask which one
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  Speaker 2: I want? How many? How many? Instead of asking if
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  Speaker 2: I want one, ask how many I want? Yeah? How
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  Speaker 2: about asking if I only want one? Give me options?
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  Speaker 1: Things we have learned about girls. They're not afraid to
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  Speaker 1: be vulnerable. That makes them brave, good wine, ro.
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  Speaker 2: Shit.
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  Speaker 1: And I think vulnerability is labeled as when we're growing
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  Speaker 1: up as men, weakness, where as girls have taught me
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  Speaker 1: especially they're being vulnerable means you're brave.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fair, scary stuff. Things we have learned about girls,
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  Speaker 2: or I'll say this one is things that I've learned.
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  Speaker 2: Let me know if you've learned about it. Okay, that
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  Speaker 2: Thursday night is tanding night. Did you know that?
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  Speaker 1: I know that's a universal thing. I have learned that,
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  Speaker 1: but not in my relationship. Okay, why Thursday?
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  Speaker 2: You tell me? Because I know why?
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  Speaker 1: Let me think logically? Wait, no, yeah, I got this. Okay, Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Thursday because no, but they go to work. It's Friday,
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  Speaker 1: like no, oh, no, here go because you're really orange
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  Speaker 1: on Thursday and Friday, and then Friday night it's settled
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  Speaker 1: and you look better for drinks with the girls.
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  Speaker 2: So so close. You are on one hundred percent the
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  Speaker 2: right track. But it's so Thursday night. Obviously you wear it,
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  Speaker 2: you soak it in you shower Friday morning. It looks
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  Speaker 2: pretty orange all day Friday, Saturday night, peak day night,
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  Speaker 2: Saturday night, your tan on Thursday for Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: But if you have drinks of the girls on Friday,
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  Speaker 1: does that mean you tann on Wednesday?
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  Speaker 2: I actually don't. I actually don't know. All right, do
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  Speaker 2: you have anymore? Okay, you go, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Things we have learned about girls, they teach you how
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  Speaker 1: to love, and not just in a romantic way. Fucking hell.
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  Speaker 1: Wait we're going to say I've got the same one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like, obviously, girls teach you how to love
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  Speaker 1: in a romantic fashion, but also like a dog or
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  Speaker 1: like a hobby. They really like love what they do,
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  Speaker 1: and I love seeing and they teach you that sort
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  Speaker 1: of things. Whereas like for me, like your girlfriend of
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  Speaker 1: the dog's a perfect example, yeah, like the love she
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  Speaker 1: has for that animal. I still love dogs, but like
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  Speaker 1: not like that. And it's such a cool thing to see,
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  Speaker 1: And they teach you how to love in such a
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  Speaker 1: different way.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if when you get your own though, you will.
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  Speaker 1: I think so too. But like same with like any
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  Speaker 1: hobby or like my god with ultra marathon running, like
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  Speaker 1: when she loves that, like for some reason as a guy,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't love it as much. I still love it,
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  Speaker 1: but just like not in the same fashion. And I
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  Speaker 1: really appreciate that it sort of teaches me how to
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  Speaker 1: love a little bit more.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah maybe, yeah, like a similar thing for you, probably
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  Speaker 2: the gym, yeah, true, Yeah, something that you just like unconditionally.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, love, But I sort of sort of struggle to
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  Speaker 1: love unconditionally.
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  Speaker 2: I guess, well, I mean to be fair, though, I
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  Speaker 2: think we discovered last week, like unconditional love isn't really
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  Speaker 2: a thing apart from like family, true, because people can
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  Speaker 2: do wrong things and you can also start to dislike something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, to be fair, that's why we love dogs unconditionally
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  Speaker 1: because they can do no wrong. Dogs actually cannot do
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  Speaker 1: anything wrong because they're always there to be your best
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  Speaker 1: friend no matter what. Yeah, wake up, not and day.
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  Speaker 2: It's always the scariest thought when I think that for Henry,
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  Speaker 2: he's going to live for probably fifteen years or something, right,
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  Speaker 2: and we're going to live for so much longer than that.
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  Speaker 2: So he's going to be he's going to be a
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  Speaker 2: solid memory. Yeah, he's a right solid gap in our
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  Speaker 2: life is going to have Henry, Right, But then his
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  Speaker 2: entire life is you.
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  Speaker 1: He's us, Yeah exactly. Isn't it insane? It's crazy?
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  Speaker 2: And he just loves you unconditionally. He just fucking loves you.
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  Speaker 1: Literally. It's like, I think we don't have dogs. No,
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: why couldn't humans be like that? Like be so is?
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  Speaker 1: It is a delusion that's not the right word, like
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  Speaker 1: delusional in their owners. But imagine if that was for
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  Speaker 1: a partner.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe because there are some owners who aren't the best
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  Speaker 1: owners and their dogs still love them unconditionally.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do we how do we take that? Maybe
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  Speaker 1: it would be unhealthy into our real life. Maybe it
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  Speaker 1: would be maybe like obsessive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe obsession from a dog is fine. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: obsession from a human.
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  Speaker 1: Because the dogs are cute, like a human be weird?
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  Speaker 2: It would be Okay, I gotta word this one properly.
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  Speaker 2: Things that I have learned about girls, This one's from
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  Speaker 2: my book. It's a big one, all right, And we
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  Speaker 2: know this okay, Okay, well we experience this. Yeah. It
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  Speaker 2: is scientifically proven okay, yeah, that women are more sensitive
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  Speaker 2: to touch than men.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Therefore, for something they enjoy, it's very sensitive, and it's
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  Speaker 2: as sensitive for something they don't enjoy. So that is
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: why your girlfriend likes to cuddle more than you like
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  Speaker 2: to cuddle. She scientifically needs it more than you. So
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  Speaker 2: she's not needy. She needs it.
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  Speaker 1: She feels more.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. Wild they're more so.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're more susceptible to touch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And so therefore when you guys are cuddling, you
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  Speaker 2: know how Beth, if I'm sitting next to Beth and
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  Speaker 2: maybe she's watching something and I'm and I'm on my
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  Speaker 2: phone or something, she'll want to put a hand on it.
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  Speaker 1: If I know I do.
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  Speaker 2: She wants a hand on my leg. You know, I
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: don't like my hands on my leg. Right, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: you know where, and she goes, oh, I'm like, don't
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  Speaker 2: touch me, okay, but she she just loves that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I understand.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. You've always told me your
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: girlfriends are saying at night, she could she could be
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  Speaker 2: right up huddle next to your Yeah, she could sleep like,
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  Speaker 2: and you put a pillow you don't.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I actually still need to buy that pillow. You know
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: that circular like cuddle one. It's like a pipe. I
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: want to get what it is like? You know that
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  Speaker 1: pipe one that's like a meter long?
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  Speaker 2: Do I need that?
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Especial? She rolls man like she's She's like, so, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to be I want to be close to
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  Speaker 1: you when we sleep, and I'm like, shut out, No
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  Speaker 1: you don't.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: It's actually kind of I don't mind it. In the
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: winter when it's cold, I can put up with it.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: I sleep hot year round, like winter, I'll sleep with
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: a sheep. What yeah, no, winter, I will. And then
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: I only like put my dinner on like two or
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  Speaker 1: three am.
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  Speaker 2: Are you for real?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: I sleep without your Yeah, just the sheet because I
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: have a shep. You don't need the sheep. Yeah, that's
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: what the sheets for. I run so hot.
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  Speaker 2: I actually feel bad for you. Someone must be way
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  Speaker 2: where for you than it is for me. I think
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  Speaker 2: someone's bad, So I'm like, get off beat, don't touch me?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: What okay? Already next up on today's two course menu,
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: have you ever had a more than two course or
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: three course menu? Yeah?
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: We did when we were in Korea.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: That's right, I forgot about that.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: I've definitely had before.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, Well, next up on this two course menu
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: is I have thought of things men do that I
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: admit are embarrassing.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Pause men or you.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I tried to add some things I doing, and then
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: other things are men on an average, like on a whole,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: men on a whole. Okay, okay, and I want to
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: see if you agree with me. Okay, but these I'm
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: just going to be picturing Jake doing. Yea, just picture it.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Pure things men do that I admit are embarrassing. Only
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: having two pillows on their bed.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: What was that embarrassing? Two one for me?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: How come on?
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I have six six I got two big ones yeah,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They're called like European pillars. And then
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I've got two ones that have like fabric on them,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: same color as my do not there you go, and
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: they got the two years sleep on eight.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: That's what we've got at my place too. Guess why.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Patsy inspired me. But on my own accord, we live
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: to Yeah.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: That's good. It honestly completes a room.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you what happened. So I had my
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: pillar I sleep on every time, and just one night
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I accidentally slept on another one. This was great. And
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: now that's my pillow.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: That's actually hilarious.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: European pillow, bro. They complete of room.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, white that big pillar.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah you have.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Two or one?
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: You have two and they're right on the headboard. We
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: have the same type of bed too, so I know
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: what it looks like. We have European and then pillow and.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Then yeah I got a king but you do.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your European pios look smaller than the one.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Ye.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Things men do that I admit are embarrassing. Letting
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: that last drop of we go in our undies or
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: on the floor instead of just wiping it with toilet people.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: That is embarrassing. I saw a comment somewhere on one
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: of our videos saying guys, don't wipe there, will you.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, I've never done that once in my life. Nah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: And I was thinking about it and Beth said it
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: boxes are the worst, and right before bed because like
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: you're sort of tired and you go to toilet before
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: you go to bed, and then you just and then
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: it gets wet and you can feel it when you
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: really grow I'm sleeping. Yeah, you've literally pitched off and
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: you go to sleep like that's wet and then you
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: forget about it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean it dries, but there's just dry.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: It's honestly so embarrassing. Why don't we just fucking a
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: little bit of toilet paper, big dab dab, you'd be sweet.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's like it's because we're standing
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: there like to reach down. It's weird, true, should we
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: sit it?
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Why the fu.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: We should invent undies.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, there's like a little plastic pad.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Not even that I reckon. Because girls can get period
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: undies for when they're in when they sleepy. It's you
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: don't have to put a pad on all and because
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: you can't wear a tampon while we have a period
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: at night, and so you get period undies and it's
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: just kind of undies that are like, you know, just
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: big granny undies and call them but they have like
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: thick almost towel like absorbents and then you just wash
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: them and you get to re use them, so you
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: save money on pads. We should make that for men
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: where the doodle goes and then and then it's just
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: your peak catcher.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: That could work idea. Maybe don't write that one.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Ye yeah, okay. Things men do that I admit are embarrassing.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Continuously wearing undies that are falling apart.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Ah talking about saving money. Oh yeah right, come on man,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: come on man, I'll tell you what the best investment
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: I did When I went to Bali. I went to
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: one of those like price fake shops. Was like a
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: legit shop, but they're still fag. You don't have to
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: haggle or bargain. Yeah, and I bought like proper Indonesian
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: brand undies, like the same, like Boxer type ones, because
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: like a three per how much is a three pack
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: of like Trady or like Bonds that you're back here?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: I reckon Trady Bonds three pack It's gone be near fifty.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Fifty Bali brand it's called like a Ko or something. Yeah,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: twelve bucks and the quality exact same even kidding, I'll
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: show you the.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Shop man, wow.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah shit, no, I'm going to hold that. I've
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: got no holes in Monday.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I am a big fan of having copious amounts of
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: underwear I want too much and socks.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I I am of an age where I can have
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: too much. I want too much. I don't want to
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: be stressing out about where my next pair of underwear
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: is coming from.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I call I kind of like also like thinking about
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I have like sexy undies as a man, Like when
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: you think you're going to get something, you're.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Like now and the way you find out is by
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: just wearing underwear and then your girlfriend will say, oh,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: those ones are nice.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: You go mental, Yeah, because I still have a few pairs,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: So like, I don't have any holy ones anymore, but
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: like the lace because I swim in the ocean with them.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: The laziness because of the salt water has gone okay
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: to bus for three mates there the bonds and tradings, mate,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I agree, let me agree.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: You still think there's a place in this world for
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: holy underwear?
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like depends how much money you make it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I can't argue with that. It's tough out there. Now.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go into some of the things we
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: don't do. Okay, Okay, things men do that I admit
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: are embarrassing. Frantically looking for a vape.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Ah, that is the most embarrassing thing ever. Yeah, imagine
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: when you're like I don't know, sixty or seventy, and
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: like you just have like a vape like here or
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: there everywhere, and your grandkids are like, I don't know,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: it's Easter East has just been for us, and you're
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: just puffing away, little Johnny.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Where's my vapor? Also? Okay, here's the thing for you vapors.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: All right, you're young now, you don't have kids, but
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: are you going to be vaporing for the next twenty years?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: What if you have a fifteen year old kid you
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: catch that little fucker steel in your vape.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: It's trying to be like you, dad, I like, this
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: might be mean. I really don't understand vaping and smoking
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: causes cancer. Why do you do it?
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: It's a great it's a great question.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: It's a great question.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: It's like going out and the start of getting summer,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: and every.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Time I will admit that mad men is it's making
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: me want to smoke.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks so cool.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they also died like sixty Yeah they did. Yeah,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: and therefore they have to do an ad campaign to
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: try and make people want smokes.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Things men do that I admit are embarrassing. Fantasy Sports
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: League ah ah, it's not real. It's literally not fucking real.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I've tried the NRL one when I was like eighteen.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I just don't care about it. No NRL and like
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: put like thirty bucks on it. I just don't get
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: it either.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: You build a team, it's not.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Real, and then one of the players gets injured, and
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: then you're.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, you're all pissed off.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: It's not real.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: It's not real. God, things men do that, I admit,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: are embarrassing. Getting more emotional about horses running around a
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: track than anything else on this planet.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I've never understood that horses dogs They even have that
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: race with like a cart and a horse, Like, what's that?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is? Yeah, I think the
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: rabbit's tracks on it. Yeah, I've never understood that when
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: they all go I don't know the male concept of
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: like grouping around the pub. I understand socializing, but then
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: you bet on these dogs or horses running around a
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: little circle.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I don't get I've done it. I've tried. Yeah, I
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: don't like I all we had, our friends would be mad,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: keen to watch the races, right, Yeah, and so I
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: remember trying to just put like ten bucks on a
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: race and then watching I was thinking, well, the race
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: will be more interesting because I could potentially win money
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: from the ten dollars that I put on it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: It wasn't.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: When we were like, I don't know, eighteen or nineteen,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: growing up, I used to always say to my friends like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I just don't like the pub. Yeah, and they used
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: to give me so much shit.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm like, oh, I'm not coming, like
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I don't like the food at the pub and I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: don't drink.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I was just like, oh, it's not it. The snitzel
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: is not great. I'm going to go somewhere else. And
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh now, I'm just like I don't like
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: anything about the pub, gambling, and then the foods. If
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the food's not a good pub and it's average, I'm like,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: we I'm not going that.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: It's it's it's interesting. But best dad, he used to
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: be a ref in the NRL, and he said, the
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: worst thing that happens to the game is gambling because
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: people gamble and then and then they they lose, and
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: who do they blame? The ref People bet their whole house,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and people will bet everything they have and it makes
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: them hate players, like if a player makes a mistake,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: death threats, if a ref makes mistake, fucking death.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: But if you need gambilling to love a sport, then
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you don't love the sport.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Is it even that good of a sport? Yeah? Like
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I I don't mind watching NRL every now and then
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: without gambling.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, yeah, I don't think you should need
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: that to watch it.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: It's fucking weird.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Well as humans were always.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Just like that.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: One more thing make me feel that a little bit more. Yeah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: people smoke in an addiction. Yeah, it gives you that
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: rush in your brain or that headspins.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: That's what makes it exciting. Okay, my last one. Things
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: men do that I am. Things men do that I
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: admit are embarrassing. This isn't really a thing they do.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: This is the thing they Nike air Force ones with
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: tight jeans. Nah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I tell you one thing men do that I admit
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: are embarrassing, new pair of air Force ones. And they
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: like they get out of this car or something like, oh.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: No, it's dirty.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get money. Air Force is dirty,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: like make their shoes, so.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: They're meant to do things men do that I admit,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: are embarrassing being thirty and at a club.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Oh. Things things men do that I admit are embarrassing
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: going off the shoes is buying those hypesneakers then putting
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: in their room and not wearing them.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah weird.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah weird, bro. And they're like worth like a certain
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: amount of money.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Things men do that I think are embarrassing, or I admit,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: are embarrassing. When you're like twenty fucking thirty, you still
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: live with your parents. It's insane.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: You're trying to raast me now you're twenty five. Yeah,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: you said twenty five.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say twenty seven, but I was gonna
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: say two more years. Yeah, I'll let's be for real
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: on twenty seven. If you haven't moved down to twenty seven,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: it would be come on, I got holes in my
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: own things, mate, and I'm saving with my mom and
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: dad are right frugal. Let me be, Let me be,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: wait till I have a mansion. Oh shit, Stay bad,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Stay bad,