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How Much Would It Take to Risk Your Life? | Butt Face & Crotch Birds · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 3: get this episode rolling right now. So Jerry, You missed
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  Speaker 3: it on yesterday's episode of The Treehouse. Trey and I
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  Speaker 3: had fun talking about the woman on a plane who
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  Speaker 3: was so drunk.
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  Speaker 4: How drunk was she?
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  Speaker 3: That she took off her pants and started masturbating in
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  Speaker 3: the window seat on an American Airlines flight. One thing
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  Speaker 3: I forgot to mention yesterday that I want to make
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  Speaker 3: sure I squeeze in today. And that is, I was
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  Speaker 3: just really glad that this was a lady because this
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  Speaker 3: is behavior that unfortunately I've come to expect out of
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  Speaker 3: a guy. So the fact that it's a female really
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  Speaker 3: just shoots or squirts this story to the top of
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  Speaker 3: my inbox.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot be stopped.
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  Speaker 5: Just like her.
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  Speaker 3: Now, because of this story, Jerry, Trey and I got
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  Speaker 3: off on, I can't stop it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Talking about whether or not we would actually want to
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  Speaker 3: join the Mile High Club. Solo, that doesn't count as
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  Speaker 3: joining the Mile High Club. Maybe back in the day
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  Speaker 3: when bathrooms were bigger and a little bit nicer, or
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  Speaker 3: maybe if you got one of those first-class pods kind
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  Speaker 3: of a thing, then you would do the Mile High Club.
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  Speaker 3: But Trey and I are like, not if we're an economy.
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  Speaker 1: Were airplane bathrooms.
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  Speaker 1: Bigger in the past? I always remember them being really tiny.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just assuming that they were bigger.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. Uh, I never, I never flew in
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  Speaker 5: the 60s or 70s.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I, I, I've never flown. I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: haven't traveled that much. So I, I, especially back then, but, uh,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, I mean, like we talked about, if we
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  Speaker 2: try to do something in the airplane bathrooms, we would
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  Speaker 2: hurt ourselves.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, But if you had one of those first-class pods or.
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  Speaker 2: You were really balling and you were on Emirates, then yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you'd have an effing orgy in there and no one's
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  Speaker 2: going to know.
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  Speaker 4: You know what? You're right.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, on Emirates, they may actually welcome an open orgy
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  Speaker 3: because they have the actual bar on the plane that
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  Speaker 3: people can gather and commiserate.
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  Speaker 4: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: If you're on an Emirates plane and you bend somebody
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  Speaker 3: over the bar, they'll probably be cool with it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a two-story flying * * * * fest.
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  Speaker 4: That needs to be Emirates' new slogan.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: People will absolutely fly Emirates. Like, American Airlines can have
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  Speaker 3: the friendly skies. Emirates has the * * * * sky.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, are you going to take the... What was the
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  Speaker 4: international plane back in the day? Was it the Condor or.
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  Speaker 1: Concord?
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  Speaker 4: Concord, yeah. People are like, oh, are you going to
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  Speaker 4: take the Concord to Europe this summer? No, I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to take the F-Fest to the Middle East.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because it has a f * * * ing disco
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  Speaker 2: ball and everything.
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  Speaker 4: You know what it's like?
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  Speaker 3: It's like in Thor Ragnarok with Jeff Goldblum's spaceship. When
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  Speaker 3: you hit the party button and the ball comes down and.
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  Speaker 5: All the party stuff, the fireworks, that needs to be
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  Speaker 5: Emirates' new ad. Yeah, I like that.
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  Speaker 3: I truly feel like that'll pick up some new clients
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  Speaker 3: for Emirates. So, Jerry, before we get into the new
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  Speaker 3: twist on this story, are you a member of the
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  Speaker 3: Mile High Club?
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  Speaker 6: I am not.
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  Speaker 5: I am not. Do you want to be, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: I'm always open.
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  Speaker 4: Would you be open to it if you were flying economy?
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  Speaker 6: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: That's how, you know, if you've never seen Jerry, that's how,
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  Speaker 3: you know, Jerry is a, is a skinny man and.
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  Speaker 4: And probably bendy.
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  Speaker 3: Like Jerry's probably flexible enough, even though he's 52 that,
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  Speaker 3: you could probably put your leg on some things in the,
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  Speaker 3: in the airplane laboratory and probably still get her done.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: Trey and I are too, too wide for that. We're
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  Speaker 4: going to hurt something. It's not going to be pretty.
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  Speaker 5: I think I remember those bathrooms being about the same size.
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  Speaker 5: My first airplane ride was 1985.
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  Speaker 4: Me too.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I, I, I was terrified though. I don't think I,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I left my seat. I think I
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  Speaker 3: had the death grip around my mom's arm.
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  Speaker 4: I was so scared. I was going to Disney World
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  Speaker 4: with my sister, so it was kind of the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: I went to Disney World, too.
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  Speaker 4: That was my first time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how age changes you.
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  Speaker 2: When I was a kid or younger, I always wanted
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  Speaker 2: the window seat so I could watch everything.
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  Speaker 1: Now I want the aisle seat so I can stretch
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  Speaker 1: a leg.
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  Speaker 3: And I can go to the bathroom without having a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of people get up. Only downside, though, because I'm
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  Speaker 3: with you. I'm now aisle seat guy as well when
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  Speaker 3: I can. but you got to be careful, man. When
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  Speaker 3: those flight attendants say, watch your shoulders, you got to
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  Speaker 3: be quick because they will run you the F over
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  Speaker 3: with that cart. So the story about the woman diddling
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  Speaker 3: herself on an American Airlines flight has certainly gone viral.
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  Speaker 3: And then TMZ dropped this bombshell yesterday afternoon.
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  Speaker 5: It's the actual.
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  Speaker 3: Video of the woman doing it. In her window seat
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  Speaker 3: on the flight.
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  Speaker 1: So obviously she had the whole row to herself.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Well, I don't know if it started that way
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  Speaker 3: or if someone was sitting next to her and once
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  Speaker 3: she took her pants and everything off, they said, you
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  Speaker 3: know what?
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  Speaker 5: I believe I'm going to find a new seat.
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  Speaker 4: Or if she had the row all to herself. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I will say this, though. This is not a graphic video.
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  Speaker 3: It's not like Pornhub or something where we can see
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  Speaker 3: everything she's doing. But she's got herself positioned towards the
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  Speaker 3: window as she's diddling herself on this flight.
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  Speaker 1: She's class.
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  Speaker 5: She is.
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  Speaker 4: She's not being gratuitous with it.
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  Speaker 5: A little bit of an exhibitionist at the window.
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  Speaker 4: If you're a bird flying by, you're getting a hell
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  Speaker 4: of a show. Although now this... You remember the.
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  Speaker 5: Hang on, what is it?
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  Speaker 4: You remember the Twilight Zone movie and the monster on
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  Speaker 4: the wing of the plane?
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  Speaker 5: There's a man on the wing of this plane.
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  Speaker 4: Now we know why he wanted inside the plane so bad.
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  Speaker 5: Get me in there.
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  Speaker 4: She's ready to go.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like anything these days, if you're doing something questionable or
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  Speaker 3: just straight up illegal like she's doing. People are going
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  Speaker 3: to get video evidence of it, and now it's on TMZ,
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  Speaker 3: and now it's on social media forever.
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  Speaker 5: Congratulations. You famous.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny.
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  Speaker 2: When I first saw the story, I wondered where the
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  Speaker 2: video was.
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  Speaker 5: Right here.
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  Speaker 4: She's got one leg up, one leg down there.
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  Speaker 5: Circular motion there.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. Flicking the old bean right there. She's hitting all
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  Speaker 3: the right spots. Usually they just hand out pretzels. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't realize that they've gone back to handing out nuts.
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  Speaker 3: I'll see myself out.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't have to ask chicken or fish.
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  Speaker 4: She brought her own.
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  Speaker 3: Just go to the next aisle. Oh, God bless cell phones.
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  Speaker 3: Usually I kind of find reasons to hate cell phones,
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  Speaker 3: but the fact that we all are now armed with
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  Speaker 3: cameras at all times makes things.
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  Speaker 4: Like this kind of worth it. Speaking of seeing things
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  Speaker 4: that you can't.
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  Speaker 3: Unsee, Trey, is the Congo kayaker real or is this
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  Speaker 3: some AI generated thing that you're going to make me believe?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no, that is very, very, very real.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God, this is fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: Freakish i haven't even watched the video that you sent
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  Speaker 3: i just saw the title of it let me see
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  Speaker 3: if i can bring this in here real quick um
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  Speaker 3: this is um um one of the dumbest things i
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  Speaker 3: think i've ever heard and we're following this story up
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  Speaker 3: with a woman who was diddling herself on a plane um.
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  Speaker 5: There's a guy ash dykes.
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  Speaker 3: Ash what dykes dykes Ash Dykes is an extreme athlete
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  Speaker 3: and explorer. And apparently, he is going to navigate the
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  Speaker 3: Congo Basin in an inflatable kayak.
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  Speaker 5: Well, everyone needs a hobby, I suppose.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this ain't a hobby. This is a death wish.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it very much is a death wish because... And
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  Speaker 1: to give you some perspective, he's already done the Amazon. Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know what?
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  Speaker 3: Credit to him for having survived that because that's... Like,
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  Speaker 3: when I saw the story that said there was a
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  Speaker 3: guy who's going to basically float the Congo Basin, I wondered,
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  Speaker 3: is he just warming up to the Amazon?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Congo's... far worse than the Amazon. The actual Congo river
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  Speaker 2: at some points is over 800 feet, 900 feet deep.
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  Speaker 2: And it has its own, it's like the ocean. It
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  Speaker 2: has its own ecosystem, but just this, I forgot the name.
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  Speaker 1: It starts with an S. This is the.
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  Speaker 5: Sunga.
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  Speaker 1: Sunga river. But yeah, I mean, you are talking about. Crocodiles, elephants, hippos.
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  Speaker 5: Hippos.
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  Speaker 4: The hippos. And he's going to do this in an
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  Speaker 4: inflatable kayak?
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  Speaker 1: They have to. So here's the thing. This is why.
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  Speaker 2: So at first I was like, why in the F?
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  Speaker 2: And his reasoning is sound in that. So if they come,
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  Speaker 2: if they're going down the river and they see a
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  Speaker 2: bloat of hippos ahead, they have to go.
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  Speaker 1: To the side, de-inflate. Is that the right word?
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  Speaker 2: Uninflate the kayaks, roll them up, hike on foot. So
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  Speaker 2: then you have to wear, you know, worry about pythons
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  Speaker 2: and all sorts of other things to go around the
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  Speaker 2: bloat of hippos until, and then, and also, you know,
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  Speaker 2: forest elephants.
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  Speaker 3: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah. And this is a 700 kilometer trek.
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  Speaker 3: This guy, this guy watched the rock in the Disney movie,
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  Speaker 3: the jungle cruise and took it way too literally.
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  Speaker 2: I remember like, I saw an interview with one of
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  Speaker 2: the guys that did the Amazon with him. And they
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  Speaker 2: asked him, hey, why aren't you doing this one? And
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  Speaker 2: the guy was like, because I don't ever want to
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  Speaker 2: do that again.
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  Speaker 1: It was miserable. We were eating.
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  Speaker 2: Just a spoonful of porridge at night, lost over 20 pounds,
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  Speaker 2: said it was absolutely miserable.
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  Speaker 5: You know what?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe that's a good secret to not getting eaten in
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  Speaker 3: the Amazon or the Congo is that you're so malnourished
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  Speaker 3: you don't seem tasty to the wildlife. Like, ew, that
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  Speaker 3: human's gross looking. Let's wait for a bigger one. Let
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  Speaker 3: me actually watch this video here. This is from CNN
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  Speaker 3: on TikTok.
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  Speaker 6: I hadn't even thought about that.
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  Speaker 1: Also gorillas. Silverbacks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: This is the length of the Sangha River all the
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  Speaker 6: way to the Congo River.
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  Speaker 8: Explorer and athlete Ash Dykes is taking a trip that
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  Speaker 8: most wouldn't even fathom. It's one of six expeditions he's
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  Speaker 8: taking in extreme environments he's calling Project Six.
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  Speaker 6: The Congo is pretty much the baddest, most dangerous place
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  Speaker 6: on the planet you can go to right now. You know,
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  Speaker 6: it is serious and I'm taking it very serious. We're
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  Speaker 6: literally going by inflatable kayak. So we've got a backpack.
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  Speaker 6: Two backpacks, actually. And within the backpacks, we'll have solar panels.
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  Speaker 6: We'll have sleeping equipment. We'll have ration packs and food
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  Speaker 6: along the way as well.
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  Speaker 4: Sleep. I would not be sleeping.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be afraid to sleep because when night falls, that's
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  Speaker 3: when the really scary creatures come out, especially if you're
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  Speaker 3: sleep floating down this river.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and also here's one other factor to keep in mind.
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  Speaker 2: You also have all sorts of civil wars and tribal
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  Speaker 2: conflicts all along.
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  Speaker 5: I hadn't even thought about the warlords.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: All these problems are not bad enough. You also may
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  Speaker 3: get caught up in AK-47 crossfire.
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  Speaker 6: Or just in order to film.
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  Speaker 5: What's that, Trey?
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  Speaker 1: Or just hunted.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 5: Just straight up hunted.
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  Speaker 1: Or inflatable.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: A kayak is important to the success of this expedition,
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  Speaker 6: believe it or not. If we come across a pod
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  Speaker 6: of hippos, for example, further down the way, and we're like,
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  Speaker 6: it's suicide to continue paddling, we can deflate it, pack
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  Speaker 6: it into a backpack, chuck it on our back, and
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  Speaker 6: then we can actually walk a huge detour around them
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  Speaker 6: to inflate the kayaks and continue.
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  Speaker 8: He says he's taking precautions and speaking to locals who
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  Speaker 8: know the river. Animals like hippos and crocodiles and disease
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  Speaker 8: are at the top of his mind in preparing for
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  Speaker 8: the journey.
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  Speaker 6: There's going to be so many barriers along the way,
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  Speaker 6: so many sort of scary times, so many times that
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  Speaker 6: we potentially panic, so many noises in the night that
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  Speaker 6: we don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: So they're showing video on this now. I'm assuming that
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  Speaker 3: this is video from when they did the Amazon trip.
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  Speaker 6: Correct.
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  Speaker 3: Because they just showed the massive, I'm assuming those are
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  Speaker 3: mosquito bites that looked like mosquito bites on steroids. They
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  Speaker 3: showed a Goliath bird-eating tarantula spider. the biggest scorpion I
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  Speaker 3: think I've ever seen just now. Plus the piranhas in
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  Speaker 3: the river. Oh my God, this guy's, and that's just
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  Speaker 3: the Amazon.
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  Speaker 6: There's so many ripples in the water that we're just like,
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  Speaker 6: what was that? But by the time we crossed the
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  Speaker 6: finish line, Oh God, I've experienced it many times before, fortunately.
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  Speaker 6: And it is, it's a strange feeling that you can't
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  Speaker 6: really explain. And we finished, we've done it.
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  Speaker 5: We've achieved a world's first record.
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  Speaker 6: I faced much tougher before. Madagascar took me 155 days.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I was held up at gunpoint. I crossed
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  Speaker 6: crocodile infested rivers. I contracted the deadly strain of malaria.
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  Speaker 6: I had to hunt and gather to stay alive. I
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  Speaker 6: was pulling off leeches. I had spider bites, which infected.
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  Speaker 6: You know, there's lots you can do in the Congo.
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  Speaker 6: It's a lot of easy trips as well. But then
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  Speaker 6: there's a lot of suicidal trips as well. And I've
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  Speaker 6: kind of picked one that is in between both.
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  Speaker 5: Not for me.
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  Speaker 4: In the next couple of days.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to be drunk. That's all suicidal in my book.
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  Speaker 2: And just as a point of reference, someone has tried
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  Speaker 2: this before, back about 15 years ago. I can't remember
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  Speaker 2: his name, but, you know, world-class adventure athlete. And the
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  Speaker 2: last thing people saw of him was a large crocodile
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  Speaker 2: that swam up to his boat, and they have never
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  Speaker 2: found his body.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Not even a foot? Nope. Good luck with that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm guessing the crocodile didn't go up just to say, hello.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, that is.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Hearing him say that this is an in-between adventure and suicide, I.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Go glamping.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: I'll bring a bag of marshmallows, make some s'mores, you know?
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure that he will make a lot
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: of money because I know either the BBC or Nat
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Geo has contracted with him, I think, so they're obviously
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: going to make a show out of this.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: But is it worth it? How much money would it take?
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Because I can't, it would have to be high, high
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: eight figures for, For me to go, okay, yeah, it's
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: worth my life to be that miserable for that long.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: And possibly not. Yeah, and that's if you live.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: If you live, it'll still be the most miserable experience
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: of your life if you survive.
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you survive, that doesn't mean you'll... Because
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: you could catch something that you might survive in the
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: short term, but two years later, it gets you.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: There's just a hippo waiting for you in your closet.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: How did that get in there?
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: This is a great reminder that there are some really
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: terrifying places. on this planet that I have no interest
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: to see.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Like, even when people say, oh, we're going to do a.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: We're going to Africa. We're going to do a safari.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: I'm not.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: This is also.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: It's an incredible reminder of the fact that there are
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: still large portions of this planet we have not explored,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: and we don't know what lies behind.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: What lies beneath, but you may find out.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Um, uh, yeah, the, the, God, what was it? Um, um, God,
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I just had to, I said a massive brain toot. Um,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: but yeah, anytime you hear about certain places and things
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: and people go, I'm like, I have, I'm not doing
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: that when it comes to, Oh, I remember what it was.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Now there was a video a couple of weeks ago.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing it was on some African safari.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: I don't really know.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Some guys in like an open air Jeep type vehicle
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: or a land rope, land Rover discover, whatever. And there
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: is a female lion that had crawled under the seat
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: and its head is poking up like between the legs
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: of some person. And they're just staring each other down.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: And I think the video, they had it captioned something
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: like the amount of calm that this person was able
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: to master. I'm like that right there is why I
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: will never go do that. Cause that lion is going
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: to eat my junk.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Well, it would also, you would just see, if that
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: was me, you would just see a wet spot and
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: followed by some fluid just going down the seat.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: And hopefully that would be a deterrent to the lion.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, this one's gone bad. This one's pooping
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: all over the place. That's just not a good flavor
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: on my lion palate.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: There you go. That's the secret.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: If there's ever a lion in your vehicle, just Ask yourself.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: Just let it rip. Yeah.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Make yourself as least tempting of a morsel as you
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: possibly can. Because I'll tell you right now, if I
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: belly up to the Thanksgiving table and the turkey just
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: starts pooping itself, I'm not going to eat it. So
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping the same would happen if a lion got
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: its eyes on me on some sort of African safari.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I'm nervous enough going to like wild country safari when
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: they give you like the buckets of feed I'm worried
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: about getting, you know, a horny giraffe, let alone going
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: to an actual African safari and a lion crawls into the.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Vehicle with you. I'm not doing that stuff.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: So you're not worried about getting bit or getting clawed.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: You're worried about getting.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, at the family parks and stuff, I
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: don't think they typically have lions there that can come
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: up and eat out of your feed bucket.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Um, giraffes.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: And I don't want to get licked to death.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I'm kind of with Dan on this one. Have you ever,
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: have you ever seen giraffe? It's a giraffe. Dan, this
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: is your supporter.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Here you go.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Thanks, Jerry.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: Thanks for being here with me.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've not. Yeah, it's been a long time.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I've been on one of those like safari type things
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: and it makes me nervous a little bit. But I'm like,
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to have any situation kind of like
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: you went through with your stepmom, Trey, where she was
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: taking a hamburger meat and smearing it over the car
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: to attract the lions to the vehicle.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: I'm not doing that.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I saw the video where the lion opened up someone's
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: car door. I'm not going, not happening.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I saw that video too.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And I really do feel like if, if you're going
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: on a safari, whatever lock the lock, making sure the
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: doors are locked is something you're really going to be.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Cognizant of.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I want the, if I'm in the back seat, I
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: want the child safety locks on. I want the window
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: locks on. I want all of it locked.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: I'm not, no, I'm not running.
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: You know what, though?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: I don't have to worry about that if I don't
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: go in the first place. But that was also the
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: advantage of old school vehicles with the manual locks. Like
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: you wanted to lock that back door.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Exactly, Jerry.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: You had to fist it. So you knew that door
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: was locked. Nowadays, if you breathe on the little switch
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: on the side, it'll unlock itself and you'll never know it.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: And that's how the lions get in your car and
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: eat you.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: So you long for the days of fisting it.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: In this regard, in this scenario, absolutely.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Bring out the biggest fist I can take.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. You know what?
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: Speaking of fisting, I found myself a segue here.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: into the treehouse. 833-COOK-DFW is the phone number to get
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: your free roof inspection and property review scheduled. The website, cookdfw.com.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I'm going to say some scary words, Daniel.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Super El Nino.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: And the effect that is going to have on weather,
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: especially in the North Texas area.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: You know, You're right.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: We just are officially in going into the Super El Nino.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal year, or
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: shall we say on El Nino. So there are some differences, speculations.
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: Nothing is set in stone. This is not a guarantee
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: that we're going to have a deluge of water. for
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: the next year. I mean, that's just not what it means.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: Scientific data says, hey, we might have a wetter than normal.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: We could have more storms. It could be just a
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: lot of rain. We all need to go out and
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: build arcs. I don't know.
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: But I mean, be prepared. The moral of the story
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: is every day you live in North Texas, especially in
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting.
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: Know how your roof looks. Know how your Windows are working.
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: Know if your doors have holes in them. I mean,
• 26:11
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• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Know your home.
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: Call us out.
• 26:14
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• 26:15
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• 26:17
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• 26:19
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• 26:21
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• 26:23
  Speaker 3: And Daniel and his fine team at Cook DFW will
• 26:25
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• 26:33
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• 26:33
  Speaker 3: 833-COOK-DFW. Get that scheduled today. The website, cookdfw.com. I really
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: hope this is the hot Christmas toy for 2026.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Buttface.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Is Buttface the most popular toy of the year? I
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: hope it is, and it's on sale for Prime Day.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Or it was.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: I may have missed Prime Day. I don't know if
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Prime Day is still a day now or if it's
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: a week long.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: But there's a toy out there. It's multiple days, and
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: it's a couple of times a year. Okay.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: Well, there's a toy out there known as Buttface. His
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: actual name is Chester Cheeks. And he looks like a
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: little butt emoji. Not a peach emoji, but an actual
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: butt emoji. And here, I'll be pulling this photo for you.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Stop that.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: And now let me share this.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: Let me show you Buttface here that is on sale
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: for Prime Day. He's got like the troll hairdo that
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: sticks straight out of his head.
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: He's got headphones and it's a butt. It is an
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: absolute butt with two eyeballs on both on either cheek,
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: two little eyebrows and the butt crack going right down
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: the middle. And then underneath the butt, you got little arms,
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: hands and feet. Butt face on sale for Prime Day.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: My first thought, of course, would have went right to radio. Oh,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: because of the headphones? Or is that KZPS's next new
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: morning show?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, googly eyes do make everything better.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: It really does. I mean, it adds a lot to it.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, you take the eyes away. It's just a
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: butt listening to some tunes. What's worse, the fact that
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: this toy exists or the fact that I kind of
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: want one?
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: I don't know what I was expecting, but I don't
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: think it was that.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: There's no other way to describe it. It's actually a
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: butt-faced toy.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: I guess I need one of those to go along
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: with my Petey the Penis.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Coming from anybody else, I would ask more questions. But
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: from you, Jerry, having a Petey the Penis makes sense.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: This is actually called Chester Cheeks. And you can get
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: it on Amazon Prime, on sale for Prime Day. It
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: takes the nostalgic whoopee cushion to the next level. So
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: not only does Buttface here make an assortment of farting
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: noises when you squeeze or.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: Spread his cheeks. Oh, God.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: He also dances when you press his head.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Buttface dances.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: Has a quirky plume of hair on his head and
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: wears headphones that flop around when he bounces and toots.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Wow. Has Tara ever decorated your ass?
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: Not with... No. No, Trey. No.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: You should tell her about the googly eyes. I think that,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: you know....
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: That I'm not opposed to. Like you said, googly eyes
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: can make anything.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: They really do.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Just imagine having one of those in your stocking on
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Christmas morning, though. How excited would you be? I would
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: also like to think that somewhere there's a parent that's
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: going to get a kid's Christmas list to Santa, and
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: it's going to have butt face on it, and now
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: you know what it is.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Does it say how big those things are? You know what?
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Let me see here.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: If it says....
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: There's a video of one, but I don't think it
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: offers any perspective. Like it's showing it like dancing around
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: and stuff.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: It looks like it's about a foot tall or so.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: That's pretty big.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: If those were small enough, I would be in favor
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: of starting a new trend. Cause you know how Jeep
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: people put the ducks, the rubber ducks in there.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: On the dash. Yeah.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: I want to, I want a whole bunch of butt faces.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Lining, lining my Jeep dash instead of rubber duckies.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Like right.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: And then they, Like they did the whole Barbie thing
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: to rubber duckies, right? So Barbie has all these different jobs.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: They do the same thing with the rubber duckies. It's
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: rubber ducky Elvis and rubber ducky like Gene Simmons and
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: rubber ducky whatever else. You could do the same thing
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: with all the butt face toys. Like I want Captain
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: America butt face. That's America's ass.
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• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: Oh, you know what?
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: We need to do birthdays here.
• 31:56
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• 32:18
  Speaker 3: Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. Alright, we will start
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: today with Angus T.
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: Jones.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: He is 33 years old today. He is the youngest star,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Jake Harper from Two and a Half Men. The little
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: kid from Two and a Half Men, 33 years old today. Ouch.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Yep. Not for him, though.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: I imagine he's getting Scrooge McDucket whenever he feels like it.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: He made a lot of money on that show. Even
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: before I think he was 21, he was a millionaire.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: Which is It's not surprising to say it actually makes sense.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I bet the kid on two and a half men
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: was smarter with his money than Charlie Sheen was.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: It's actually an adult involved with him.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: He stayed away from hookers and blow.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: Who knew that that was the secret all along?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Turning 41 today, Bruno Mars. prolific singer. Really, really talented guy.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: 41 years old today, Bruno Mars. Nick Cannon is 46.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: He's a television host, singer, performer. He was also on
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Wildin' Out, even though he doesn't do anything with Pulling Up.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: That's his show. It's Nick Cannon's Wildin' Out.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: Ah, gotcha.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Besides having... I mean, he's got like 12 kids, and
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: one of his baby mamas is Mariah Carey. How did
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: he get famous, though? Anyone know?
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Was he a rapper, actor?
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I think he was starting out with music and then
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: carried it over into hosting and stuff.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's ever done a thing music-wise. I
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: think that's what I've seen, a running joke.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Then you know what? I have no idea.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: He's one of those guys that you woke up one day,
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: kind of like Ryan Seacrest, and he was just everywhere.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: It's like, where did this person come from? Probably found
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: a genie in a lamp is my guess.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: He started out on Nickelodeon. He was, as a teenager,
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: he was a comedian and a writer for some shows
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: on Nickelodeon. That's how he got his. Got it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: Double AJ in the chat is right. He says Nickelodeon, maybe.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: That is correct.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Um, also I like, uh, how, uh, double AJ says
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: instead of Jeeps, you could put those butt face toys
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: on the dash of a Prius that fits, uh, other
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: birthdays today. The Ms from WWE is 46. He originally
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: broke out on the real world back to New York
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: in 2001. Um, So yeah, The Miz started on Real
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: World 25 years ago.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: I remember when they were.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: Doing on MTV the WWF, WWE wrestling camp show. And
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: he was one of the ones that went into the
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: camp that they did a couple seasons.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: I loved that show. Did you ever see that?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: It was like a reality show of up-and-coming WWE stars
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: going through this WWE boot camp. And whether or not
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: they had what it would take to become a WWE star.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: I loved that show. It was so much fun.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: For me, MTV, as their reality shows gained, my interest waned.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: The real world started mid-90s, I think.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: And even early nineties, like 93, 94, maybe something like that.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: But that was interesting.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Like the first three, four seasons of the real world were,
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: were interesting to me, but then I lost interest and
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: MTV kind of peaked in the late nineties for me.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, I hate to say it, but Carson daily
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: TRL was the peak of it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: And then after that, no, absolutely. Yeah.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Then, then sadly, and I just figured this was age,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: then VH1 became more interesting.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, that stings.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, for a while, VH1, like they had
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: the Behind the Music series and all this other stuff.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: And they played the hits.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: They did. They really did.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I notice, I feel like MTV's Jump the Shark type
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: moment was when they gave the VJ job to the
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: homeless guy. I think his name was Jesse. He was
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: like a tall, skinny guy. He looked like he should
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: have been in a band. And they had like, who
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: wants to be an MTV VJ?
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: And they gave it to the homeless kid.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: And he sounded like it. Yeah, he had that weird,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: pitchy voice that would go up and down. Yeah. Yeah,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think, you're not wrong.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was it for me. And you're right,
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: that kind of made that shift over to VH1 as well,
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: because they still occasionally showed music videos, and they also
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: had Behind the Music, which was phenomenal.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Other birthdays today Matt Damon.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: 56 every single time someone asked me who do you
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: have a favorite actor I always come back to cert
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: like Matt Damon is always just right there.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I love the meme where after what was the Odyssey
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Odyssey yeah there was the meme going around that they've
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: spent 625 million trying to save Matt Damon.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: And all these directors and studios have made billions of
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: dollars trying to get Matt Damon.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Home because you had the odyssey.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: It was obviously the latest one.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: You had it in the Martian, which is one of
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: my favorite movies of all time.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: That's that, that's actually on the list of my favorite movies.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Saving private Ryan.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Interstellar that gets lumped in there because he was one
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: of the astronauts there.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's a fascinating thing.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like, hey, if you're trying to save
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: somebody and get them home in a Hollywood movie.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Well, you just got to call Matt Damon. That's going
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: to work. Technically, it's Jason Bourne. He's trying to get
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: himself home.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not sure if they count that one in
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: that box office total because he's doing it himself. But
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: if they did, it's really unfair. Karen Parsons is 60.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: She played Hilary Banks on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: 60.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: 60.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: I wonder how she looks these days.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Co-founder of Netflix, Reed Hastings, 66. I still remember getting Netflix.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Not me, because I wasn't rich enough. I still remember
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: people I know getting Netflix DVDs in the mail.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: And wishing I had enough money to invest in that.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Or if you're the Blockbuster CEO at the time, you
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: just go hang yourself.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I forgot what the number is. They could have bought
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Netflix so cheap.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: It's just sickening. It really is.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: I do wonder this. I wonder if there's going to be...
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Because I've seen stories like this on occasion. I don't
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: know if it's actually picking up any actual steam. Gen Alpha,
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Gen Z, or just people in general wanting this return
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: to physical media instead of everything being streaming, everything going
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: through your phone or your TV. Is it possible that
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: people will go back to DVDs, CDs, cassettes, vinyls?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: They've, they've dismantled all the production of it. I mean, you,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: you don't have a vinyl. Now vinyl is something that
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: they have actually, they, they've always produced vinyl. Like it
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: never completely died. No one's ever going to make a
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: cassette again. Uh, and at the end of the day,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: who has a DVD player anymore?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: There don't Jerry does.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Um, There's a boom box that I keep seeing on
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: my social media feed that is for sale at Costco.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: And it's got a CD player, a cassette player, and
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I think a radio and Bluetooth capable. So you can
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: basically do every possible thing except for a record player
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: on this boom box. But I don't have any cassettes
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: to stick in there. I don't have any CDs to
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: stick in there.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Where would you even go to find those things to
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: put in there?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: No, and sadly, I had a good record collection, and
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: it got destroyed in a flood, and everything else I had,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: I hadn't taken good care of. It was scratched and
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: everything else, and it's just like, but I mean, I
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: get vinyl to a point.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: But here's the thing, and this is something we have discussed,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know, ever on the show, but like the
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: sound quality of radio of the songs is so bad.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: We have not discussed this.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: So when we went to, I really noticed it at
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: iHeart because iHeart has their own proprietary format that they use.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: And when it was designed, it was designed because if.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: You rip a CD, you have a WAV file. So
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: it's like, let's say it's a 30 megabyte file. And
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: what MP3 is is a compressed version. So that 30-megabyte
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: file comes to a 3-megabyte file. Clear Channel System was
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: designed to go from WAV to their actual format of WAV,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: compressed but still have audio quality. But what people started
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: doing was taking the MP3s and then running it through there,
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: so compressing an MP3 even more. And so if you
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: listen to iHeartStations, and you have, let's say, on you
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: an MP3, iHeart Music, or not iHeart Music, but iTunes,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: and you go listen back and forth, it is striking
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: how bad the quality is.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: If you're not comparing it to something else, you may
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: not notice it that much. You may not notice it
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: at all. To a trained ear, a trained ear will
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: notice it, but if you were to hear the two
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: side by side, or one after the other kind of
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: a thing, Yeah, Trey's right.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: You'll be stunned.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Like somewhere, somewhere, Jay Walker are one of my favorite
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: chief engineers of all time. You talk about an audio
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: fidelity junkie. Jay Walker at CBS. Rolling over in his
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: grave at the sound that I heard files push out.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: And this is how this is how.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Effed up I heart is.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: At one point, I offered to go through and change
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: out all the songs in the Eagle library so that
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: they sounded good. And this went all the way up
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: to the head of engineering, and I was told, don't
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: mess with it. We have the equipment on the other end.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: When it gets broadcast, it boosts it back up.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: It's fine. No, it's not.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: You can't improve on a crap file. If it comes
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: in crap, there's only so much you can do on
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: the backside.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: The last thing they wanted was other people to realize
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: how bad the music sucked. If you had one station
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden sound good, then everyone else might go, hey.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Hey, why does this station sound so much better than ours?
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: It's also a.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Great insight into how.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: iHeart and corporate radios has been like, we don't care
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: about the product.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: KZPS Mornings.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: Sigourney Weaver is 77.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: One of the ultimate Hollywood badasses and one of the
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: first Hollywood female badasses.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Took on an alien wearing a mech suit.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: That was awesome.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Has she been in anything lately?
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: She still is.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: She gets peppered around and stuff. She was the head
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: of the hand in the Marvel TV universe.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's right.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: She's also in the Avatar movies still, I think. Um,
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: there was something else I saw her in recently. Um, God,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I'm brain farting it now, but no, she's still around.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: She's still doing stuff.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: And finally, I just hope she looks better than Linda Hamilton.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Uh, you know, remember in the first Terminator when, uh,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: the skin gets peeled off the Terminator. Mm hmm.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: That looks better than Linda Hamilton.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: She was in a show, Resident Alien, which everyone loved.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: I was very meh on.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I loved the first season of Resident Alien.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: And was she in Stranger Things?
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I can't remember which one it was, but I saw
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: her and I was like, I know her. I know
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: that face. I know it's something. And then I was like, oh, no.
• 46:11
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Like you first see the face and you're like, I
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: know that guy from somewhere.
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Really, we did not. No one told you about moisturizer.
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Well, two more.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: And these are two mega birthdays. Chevy Chase, 83. Absolutely
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: loathed in Hollywood and rightfully so. But I still am
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: able to separate the man from the art. Christmas Vacation
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: is my favorite movie. I love his character, Fletch, which
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: is a real jerk by today's standards. I just saw
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: a couple days ago a clip of Chevy Chase in
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Fletch Lives where he's in the newspaper offices and he's
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: hitting on this woman. He's like, hey, do you want
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: to go get some In-N-Out? And she's like, no, I
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: already have lunch plans. All right, well, how about just
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: the In? That's sexual harassment. And then he does that
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: and then pinches his boss's butt as he walks by
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: and then points to a different guy.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: All in one take. It's terrible.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: He had Spies Like Us, Fletch, Christmas Vacation, Funny Farm. Yes.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: He was in a movie called Modern Problems in the 80s.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: I've not seen that.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: But I mean, he had a run. But yeah, I mean,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: talk about.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, he's up there with Shatner as someone who
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: generally everyone hated.
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Maybe even more so than Shatner.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: And finally, Paul Hogan, Crocodile Dundee.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Is 87 years old today.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Not only is that impressive to make it to 87
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: as a human, but to make it to 87 as
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: an Australian, because that continent wants you dead. Paul Hogan,
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: 87 years old today. And I got fooled a handful
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: of years ago when they had a trailer for a
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Crocodile Dundee reboot starring Chris Hemsworth, you know, Thor. I
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: actually wish that they were making that movie because the
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: trailer for it was so good.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: I wanted it to be a real movie, but it was.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: A spoof they did for Australia tourism.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hemsworth could pull that off.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: And as far as the fact they've remade everything, it
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: is surprising they haven't tried to remake that movie.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: It's all right there.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: The story, the cast with Chris Hemsworth, all of it.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: They could take that Australian tourism video and just turn
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: it into a movie, and I will line up at
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: the movie theater for it. That was how good that
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: trailer was. I was convinced it was real.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: They'd probably screw it up and put Liam in there, though.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would really F it up. That's the wrong Hemsworth.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Actually, can you get the third Hemsworth and try it
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: with him instead of Liam?
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: I think that would even be better.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Or get the dad.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's he doing? Maybe even the mob.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: Do they have a sister?
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Is there a Hemsworth dog?
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Last thing. Here we go.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: An unexpected bulge revealed 10 live birds stuffed down a
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: man's pants at the Miami International Airport.
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: Bird smuggling.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Bird smuggling.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm obsessed with this, but when
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: people get caught doing stupid things or smuggling stupid things,
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: what the reaction to fellow inmates is going to be,
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: it's like, hey, man, what are you in for?
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: I'm in for smuggling. Ooh, that's cool.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: What'd you smuggle?
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: Birds.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: What?
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: That's so lame. Federal criminal complaint.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: States that Customs and Border Protection officers pulled Alberto Hernandez
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Castillo after he arrived on a World Atlantic Airlines flight
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: from Havana, Cuba. Agents said he's a Cuban national, legal
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: permanent U.S. resident, claimed to have nothing to declare, and
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: said he was on the island to visit family. This
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: is Merritt Island in Florida, I believe.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, no, I'm sorry.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: He went to Cuba to visit family. Then he was
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: coming back to the United States. During the interview, CBP
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: officers observed an unexplained bulge on the front of his
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: pelvis and waist area and noted he appeared nervous. Then
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: the agent wrote because of that, the officers gave him
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: a pat down. The pat down revealed he was concealing
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: six cylindrical clear plastic containers, each wrapped with tape and
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: some black mesh material affixed near the openings. The tubes
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: are then sewn into his underwear. Each tube, Tube-contained live birds.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Ten of them, in fact. Is that a great tip
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: in your pocket, or are you just happy.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: To see me?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Sir, your cock should be crowing.
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: I believe that's a good stopping spot. Yep, yep, yep.
• 51:29
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• 51:33
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• 51:35
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• 51:41
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• 51:43
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