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- 0:00Speaker 1: I don't want anything else. I can't give you my money.
- 0:06Speaker 1: You're tired and sick. Don't give it to me. When
- 0:08Speaker 1: you took it, you said you gave it to me.
- 0:10Speaker 1: Do you want me to come and get it for
- 0:12Speaker 1: you or not? I don't want it. Guys, this is
- 0:14Speaker 1: in front of you. Anything you ask for right now,
- 0:18Speaker 1: he'll come and get it. Anything, even if it's closed.
- 0:21Speaker 1: You're crazy. Look at what I'm doing and I'll ask
- 0:24Speaker 1: for it. Okay, I want a ride in a car
- 0:27Speaker 1: with loud music. Okay? Head to head. How? You drive
- 0:31Speaker 1: and I'll be next to you and we'll dance in
- 0:34Speaker 1: the car. We'll dance in the car? Yes. We'll listen
- 0:36Speaker 1: to the music and we'll go and we'll walk and
- 0:39Speaker 1: we'll drive and we'll laugh and we'll talk and we'll talk.
- 0:42Speaker 1: We do this every day. I thought you were going
- 0:57Speaker 1: to ask for a car. It's nice. Everyone says it's nice.
- 1:00Speaker 1: I mean, I'm humble. I mean, there's... I found one
- 1:07Speaker 1: that's better than this. It doesn't hurt you. It's a
- 1:10Speaker 1: bit of gasoline. It's just gasoline. It doesn't hurt you.
- 1:12Speaker 1: Anything that helps you makes me happy. It doesn't hurt me.
- 1:14Speaker 1: You go down and get an ice cream, like this.
- 1:18Speaker 1: And we're in the car. Yes, we'll continue. We'll go
- 1:21Speaker 1: and then we'll go back. But Mumu, it took me
- 1:25Speaker 1: five minutes to go back home. Why did you go
- 1:27Speaker 1: back in the car? In Germany, you don't go back
- 1:29Speaker 1: in the car. It's all empty streets. Yes, we go
- 1:32Speaker 1: to empty streets and then we go back. You don't
- 1:37Speaker 1: want to go back? No, I want to go back
- 1:40Speaker 1: in the car. Why? Because my legs hurt. Your legs hurt? Yes.
- 1:45Speaker 1: I don't want to go back. I expect you to
- 1:47Speaker 1: ask for a kiss tomorrow. No, I don't want to.
- 1:50Speaker 1: I'm hurting myself if you're hurting him. What a romance.
- 2:02Speaker 1: Don't touch me now. Today I took 100 euros. I'm
- 2:09Speaker 1: challenging you. Today I asked for 500 euros. What do
- 2:11Speaker 1: you mean? Don't hurt me. I hid it. Why? In
- 2:14Speaker 1: the future, our children. What are you doing with it?
- 2:19Speaker 1: We buy our children 100 a year. We buy our
- 2:20Speaker 1: children 100 a year? No, no. 100 a year, 100
- 2:22Speaker 1: a year. They become 1000 and I don't know. I
- 2:24Speaker 1: have a solution. What do you think? You take all
- 2:26Speaker 1: the money you gave and you hide it with me.
- 2:29Speaker 1: And I will spend it on our children. No, I'm
- 2:31Speaker 1: not begging you. Why? My children are your children. Your
- 2:37Speaker 1: children must be spent on them. You are not responsible
- 2:40Speaker 1: for spending on your wife and children. Why do you
- 2:42Speaker 1: want to form a family? No. No, no, no. Here
- 2:48Speaker 1: in Egypt, you can buy gold for a long time.
- 2:50Speaker 1: And you can spend it. So now you can spend
- 2:56Speaker 1: it on the children and I can't? No, you have
- 3:00Speaker 1: to spend it on the children and I have to
- 3:01Speaker 1: spend it on myself. You mean a bank? No, no, no,
- 3:07Speaker 1: I swear to God, it's like that. Where is it
- 3:09Speaker 1: like that? And women and women. And men and men. Wow,
- 3:14Speaker 1: I'm weaker than you. You're weaker than me? Now you're
- 3:17Speaker 1: taking advantage of my teeth. Your teeth are... Now you're
- 3:23Speaker 1: taking advantage of my teeth. How am I weaker than you? Mozo!
- 3:27Speaker 1: By the way, did you forget about Mozo? She hit
- 3:30Speaker 1: you and she wants to kiss you. How did you
- 3:32Speaker 1: get in my way? I don't want to kiss you.
- 3:36Speaker 1: I have millions. What do you want? Give me a
- 3:45Speaker 1: lottery ticket. How? A lottery ticket? Yes. A lottery ticket
- 3:51Speaker 1: is a profit center. A car. A lottery ticket. Give
- 3:56Speaker 1: me a lottery ticket so I can take the cream.
- 4:08Speaker 1: We're going for an hour and a half. We're going
- 4:10Speaker 1: for an hour and a half. Good. Right? Yes, and...
- 4:14Speaker 1: I have an idea. What is it? Of course, I
- 4:16Speaker 1: have a better idea. No. Keep it with you. No,
- 4:18Speaker 1: it's not good. Or, it's better for you. What? Yes,
- 4:23Speaker 1: suggest your idea. Good. Just suggest. I'll go out. I'm
- 4:26Speaker 1: with you. When we walk... I don't want to. Listen.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Listen to me. We'll take a scooter. No. In the
- 4:33Speaker 1: cold air. No. Do you know what I'm asking for?
- 4:40Speaker 1: Ask me. Do you want to go to the cinema? No,
- 4:47Speaker 1: the cinema doesn't work. I don't understand German. No, the
- 4:51Speaker 1: cinema is very nice. No, I don't want to go
- 4:54Speaker 1: to the cinema. No, I don't want to. I don't
- 4:56Speaker 1: know what he's doing. Do you speak Syrian better than him?
- 5:04Speaker 1: Or do I speak Zari better than him? Zari. I
- 5:08Speaker 1: have a solution. If you cross the street at 20000,
- 5:26Speaker 1: I'll take you to the car. And I'll take you
- 5:28Speaker 1: to the car. But I have a condition. You do it.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Do you want me to teach you? I'll teach you. Okay.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Come on. Come on. Really? Really. Okay. But don't yell
- 5:55Speaker 1: at me. When I get in the car. Okay. I
- 5:59Speaker 1: have a challenge for you. Yes. What is it? Roll
- 6:05Speaker 1: in the car without money. Who told you? Wait. Hold
- 6:10Speaker 1: on to your shoes. Yes, let's go. Yes. Roll the car.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Roll the car or money. We can take the ice
- 6:25Speaker 1: cream from the car roll. We can take half an
- 6:31Speaker 1: hour from the car roll. It's been 10 minutes since
- 6:40Speaker 1: you got in the car. Who wants a car? Thank
- 6:45Speaker 1: you for the bag. What's it called? Wait. Hold on
- 6:49Speaker 1: to your shoes. What's it called? Bag. Bag. Bag. Bag. Bag. Bag. Bag. Bag. Bag. Bag. Bag.
- 7:08Speaker 1: This one? Hold it, hold it. What do you say?
- 7:10Speaker 1: Hold it and say, don't move. Don't move. Don't move.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Don't move. Reply! Reply! Reply! Reply! No, I saved it
- 8:38Speaker 1: for you, Muzo. You saved it for me? I swear
- 8:42Speaker 1: I saved it for you. I don't know what it means.
- 8:46Speaker 1: It's not that I saved it for you, you liar.
- 8:48Speaker 1: It's everything you spend on it. I saved it for
- 8:51Speaker 1: you because I won it. In the challenge? Yes. I
- 8:54Speaker 1: saved it for you. No, I saved it for her.
- 8:58Speaker 1: I want to give it to her. Excuse me. No,
- 9:00Speaker 1: I don't want to give it to my husband. Wait, wait.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Two euros for the cream. Two euros for gasoline. And
- 9:08Speaker 1: the rest for smoking. No, no, I don't want it. Why?
- 9:11Speaker 1: What do you mean, why? What? What do you mean, why? What?
- 9:13Speaker 1: Do you want something better than this? No. What do
- 9:17Speaker 1: you want? Did you go to the bank? I don't
- 9:22Speaker 1: like the bank anymore. I don't like the bank anymore.
- 9:28Speaker 1: I don't like the bank anymore. Are you done? No.
- 9:42Speaker 1: What is this? What is this? What is this? What
- 9:51Speaker 1: is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
- 9:56Speaker 1: What is it? The life of my mother. The good.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Where is the good? The good. Hey, shut up! Shut up!
- 10:18Speaker 1: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- 10:20Speaker 1: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- 10:23Speaker 1: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- 10:26Speaker 1: Shut up! Shut up! Sorry, French. Sorry, no French. Put
- 10:48Speaker 1: him in the car. Everyone forgets. Who is in this car?
- 10:54Speaker 1: Go to hell. Let's go. Look at his face. How
- 11:01Speaker 1: big is your head? My head is small. I'm drowned.
- 11:13Speaker 1: God bless you, Ibrahim. Thank you.