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275: Welcome to Plathville Recap - The First Kiss (S7 E9) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to reality TV Cringe. I am one
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  Speaker 1: of your hosts, the older ones with hazel eyes, Delia,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm here with my real tight home girl and
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  Speaker 1: my daughter in law with the brown eyes.
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  Speaker 2: The brown eyed girl dress. That's me.
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  Speaker 1: We're here to talk. Welcome to plaist pill and worship Honey.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna worship together.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Jesus, I love it.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna do it all together and I'm so excited.
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  Speaker 1: So, before we get into this week's episode, my sweet
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  Speaker 1: did you have any takeaways, any thoughts, any feelings about
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  Speaker 1: the episode?
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  Speaker 2: Really just I don't know why we had to have
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  Speaker 2: that worship session in the middle of their wedding. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know why we had to sing a cappella in
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  Speaker 2: front of everybody, and no one else is singing, and
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  Speaker 2: everyone's just sitting there all awkward, and nobody fucking likes
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  Speaker 2: Zach anyway, Now we got to hear him sing at
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  Speaker 2: a tube with Lydia. I'm just like, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing is is, if you're gonna sing, project
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  Speaker 1: your voice, like nobody could actually hear what the hell
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  Speaker 1: you were singing about. Although I guess it was about Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: but it's these like timid, little baby voices.
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  Speaker 2: That are out of tune Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my god, sing there please, it
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  Speaker 1: was so corize.
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  Speaker 2: It was embarrassing. I'm sorry, Lydia.
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  Speaker 3: Did I have any takeaways?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Know, like my takeaway every week is like, can Veronica
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  Speaker 1: get any worse? And the answer is always yes and
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  Speaker 1: always yes, Like it didn't need to be this way, Veronica.
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  Speaker 1: It could have been sweet, you could have been nice,
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  Speaker 1: you could have just gotten along with people. But no,
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  Speaker 1: you're like making it as bad as it possibly can be.
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  Speaker 1: Not just for Micah, who I feel like is losing weight. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: he looks like he's a pow. I'm like, save Micah,
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  Speaker 1: but not just for Micah, but for everybody else, and
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  Speaker 1: for yourself, I know, for it seem like a miserable
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  Speaker 1: person and that can't be great to be for you.
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  Speaker 2: And then she wants to go on Instagram Live after
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  Speaker 2: the episode airs, yeah yeah, and say like, oh, it
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  Speaker 2: was edited poorly to make her look like the villain
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  Speaker 2: and it didn't happen that way, and blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm my girl, Come on, please, your behavior is so
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  Speaker 2: bad every single week, like shut, We've.
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  Speaker 1: Seen the entire season, and again they cannot edit something
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  Speaker 1: that you didn't actually give them for real. So these
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  Speaker 1: conversations you calling.
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  Speaker 3: Taaken a slut multi on camera? Is that AI or
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  Speaker 3: is that you? I feel like that's you, Veronica.
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  Speaker 2: The producers are editing you saying now.
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  Speaker 1: And they're loving it because you were such a twat
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  Speaker 1: for the producers and so like, okay, well, we're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna show everybody who exactly it is that you are.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, and I live, I laugh, and I love they love.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So, without any further ado, let's get into this week's
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  Speaker 1: episode of Welcome to Blatfill Season seven, episode nine, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: entitled The Thirst Kiss, The Thirst Kiss, The First the.
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  Speaker 2: First kiss kiss, I mean on Lydia's part, it was
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  Speaker 2: kind of air kiss. Yeah. So it's the day of
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  Speaker 2: the wedding. We start off with everyone getting ready. Lydia
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  Speaker 2: has gotten no sleep and she's obviously super excited, and
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  Speaker 2: she's got her hair and makeup done.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's another reason she hasn't slept, Beatrice.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes, because we get into that. We go to
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  Speaker 2: Kim's ass and she's getting ready right, doing her eyeliner
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  Speaker 2: real thick, yeah, just like her booty.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, and she starts.
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  Speaker 2: Giving us the story. Apparently, after Ethan peeled off like
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  Speaker 2: a big old toddler baby on the wedding rehearsal night,
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  Speaker 2: him and Isaac were still pretty heated about everything and
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  Speaker 2: they wanted to talk to Lydia before the wedding. They
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  Speaker 2: wanted to talk to her privately, and Kim wanted to
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  Speaker 2: be there as well to tell her all of their
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  Speaker 2: red flags that they were seeing. And I guess when
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  Speaker 2: they asked Lydia to talk, she brought over Barry and
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  Speaker 2: Zach and Ethan was like, nah, we don't want Zach's
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  Speaker 2: gay ass over, because that's what they were saying, because
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  Speaker 2: I'll get there. They don't want Zach there they tell
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  Speaker 2: Zak to leave, but Barry, but Barry's allowed to be there.
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  Speaker 3: No, but did Barry stay?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. It seemed like Barry was there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It seemed like he was there because they just told
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  Speaker 2: Zach to beat it and then they told Lydia all
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  Speaker 2: the red flags and then Zach, apparently according to Ethan,
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  Speaker 2: barges in and is like, why can't I be involved?
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  Speaker 2: And Ethan's like, fuck you. We're talking to her sister
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  Speaker 2: like leave and it causes like kind of a kerfuffle,
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  Speaker 2: And that was how Ethan and Kim kind of recounted
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  Speaker 2: the situation. Then we go over to Lydia and Lydia
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  Speaker 2: is like, yeah, that whole conversation was just Ethan saying
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  Speaker 2: he thinks Zach is gay. So I'm like, this is
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: what frustrats me because last episode we were talking about
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  Speaker 2: some red flags about Zach, where I was kind of like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: like those are fair and valid criticisms of Zach, Like
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  Speaker 2: I get it. But now we're getting the other side
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  Speaker 2: of the story, which is the only red flag is
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  Speaker 2: that you think Zach's gay. Mm hmm, Like Okay, this
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  Speaker 2: is so annoying.
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  Speaker 1: It is really unsavory and obviously pissed off Zach because
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  Speaker 1: Zach says to camera that these brothers have done real
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  Speaker 1: and actual damage to Lydia and also to him like
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  Speaker 1: this was uncool, this was unnecessary. I am her husband
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  Speaker 1: to be on the eve of my nuptials, and you're
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  Speaker 1: going to pull away my wife to lobby these accusations
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  Speaker 1: about me that we've already discussed and I thought we cleared,
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  Speaker 1: but you're going to continue in your function. And then
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  Speaker 1: we caught to Ethan, and Ethan's like, believe me, I've
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  Speaker 1: got no problem with the gays, Like why would you
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  Speaker 1: ever think that.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a problem with it's gay.
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  Speaker 2: It's not that.
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  Speaker 1: And I would hate to be gay, period. He would
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  Speaker 1: hate to be gay, but I would hate to be
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  Speaker 1: gay and not be able to live fully in the
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  Speaker 1: expression of who it is that I am. And so
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little worried about that with Zach, and I
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  Speaker 1: just want to make sure my sister knows what she's
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  Speaker 1: getting into. But I'm like, I'm sorry, big homophobia, homophobia.
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  Speaker 1: And I bet you were drinking when you were bringing
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  Speaker 1: up all of these things, and I bet you were
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  Speaker 1: angry because you were peeling out in the prairie, yep,
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  Speaker 1: And I bet you were just an asshole about it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just wondering, like, what gives you the right?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you get off doing this on the eve
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  Speaker 1: of somebody's wedding. I'm just like, it's in such poor taste.
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  Speaker 3: I'm shocked. Even Kim is the worst.
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  Speaker 1: She's terriing shit. But I'm shocked, Kim that you would
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  Speaker 1: allow your sons Isaac and Ethan to do something like
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  Speaker 1: this to Lydia. Why wouldn't you say, guys, you had
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  Speaker 1: your chance. Yeah, Like we've had weeks leading up to
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  Speaker 1: this moment, like.
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  Speaker 2: Just let her do the thing.
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  Speaker 3: You've already talked.
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  Speaker 1: To, Zach, like she's gonna do it, will be here
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  Speaker 1: for her if things go wrong, but like, don't ruin
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  Speaker 1: this moment for But no, Kim, you suck, Barry, you suck.
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  Speaker 1: And so they had to subject Lydia to that, And honestly,
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  Speaker 1: if I were Zach, I'd be barging into after twenty
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  Speaker 1: minutes and be like, I'm sorry, absolutely not, you cannot
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  Speaker 1: do this to my wife.
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  Speaker 2: We're going yeah, And it's like it would have been
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  Speaker 2: one thing if all of the red flags were genuinely
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  Speaker 2: just like, we're concerned about how he treats Lydia. We're
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  Speaker 2: concerned that he might be controlling or whatever. But like
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  Speaker 2: you were saying all of that shit to cover up
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  Speaker 2: the fact that you guys are just a bunch of homophobic,
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  Speaker 2: Southern Baptist losers who are just like mad that this
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  Speaker 2: metrosexual guy from Colorado is coming down to marry your sister.
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  Speaker 2: And like, I know we've speculated about Zach's sexuality before.
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  Speaker 2: It just kind of in jest what we did at
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  Speaker 2: the begle that was, well, you agree to it and
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  Speaker 2: go signed it. But it's like I get it, but
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  Speaker 2: at the same time, you need to to cut it
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  Speaker 2: out and like let Lydia make her own choices and
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  Speaker 2: like maybe Zack's a freaking the sheets and he loves
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  Speaker 2: Lydia and that's great and like just move on. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, I just I was frustrated by how they
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  Speaker 2: framed it as like we're concerned about how he treats Lydia,
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  Speaker 2: and then it actually comes out that it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you were just concerned because you think he's gay, right,
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  Speaker 2: and you have like no actual proof that he's gay
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  Speaker 2: or anything.
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  Speaker 3: He's just different.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: He's just different than you and not like the quintessential
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  Speaker 2: like manly man that Ethan is supposed to be, peeling
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  Speaker 2: off in his old man car like a fucking baby
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  Speaker 2: and doing terrible push ups with terrible form, like shut up,
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: I just like I can't.
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  Speaker 3: It was all it was all bad.
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  Speaker 2: It made me so annoyed. But like Ethan is still
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: pissed off, Isaac is still pissed off. So like things
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: are tense, and then we go over to Mike and Veronica,
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  Speaker 2: who are also getting ready for the wedding, Like Veronica's
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: curling Micah's hair, and you know, Mike is talking about
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: how he just wants her to be on her best behavior,
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  Speaker 2: and she says that she will be, and then they
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: get in the truck like on the way to the farm,
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  Speaker 2: and she's like straight up calling Tague in a slut.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand, Like fuck, I don't get it because
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  Speaker 1: I just figure and this is my naivete, but I
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: just figure. Kids your age, kids in their twenties, they've
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: kind of come up in am I stupid? Like a
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: more open society, a more tolerance society, Like you should
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  Speaker 1: know that it's not okay to slut shame. You should
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: know that it's not okay to like say things about
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: people who might be doing sex work. Like, even if
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: you have your opinions and a lot of people do, like,
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  Speaker 1: you should know though, that you shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Be saying this shit in front of a camera.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I just don't understand what she's doing here, and
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: this just really speaks to her instability in terms of
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: her mental state. Like I have been saying the week after,
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: I've been diagnosing her inappropriately. I don't care, yea, what
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  Speaker 1: do you You ain't telling me nothing, but like there
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: is something deeply wrong with her. And at the very
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: beginning of this season I was talking about this girl
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: has been bullied. Yep, this girl has some trauma in
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: her childhood.
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  Speaker 3: And I think it's.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: Weird that we haven't met her family, just like it
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: was weird that we didn't meet Olivia's family. I mean,
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: except for her sister and stuff like that, but like
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  Speaker 1: her whole family. We only hear about the family from Olivia,
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  Speaker 1: but we don't even hear about the family from Veronica.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just feel like she comes out of so much strange,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: weird family structure that she would even think that it
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: was halfway okay to say something like that about another woman.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: And Beatrice, tell me, what did Teagan do like literally
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: one time one time?
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  Speaker 2: And it was fine, It was cordial and Tacon was nice.
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, Teacon seems shy.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, she's shy as being very nice and cordial
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  Speaker 1: and polite, and Veronica has somehow twisted that into I
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: hate her. We can't sit by her. Why just because
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: you think she's doing sex work.
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  Speaker 2: Because you saw like a weird AI generated article online
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  Speaker 2: from like a rumor magazine that claimed that she hasn't
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  Speaker 2: homely fans when she doesn't, and you're gonna continue to
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  Speaker 2: tout that rumor and call her a slut also, Like,
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: it's just like crazy to me that she thinks like
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: she went on Instagram live after this episode to say
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: that this was edited poorly in her favor. When she's
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: literally calling Tiguan a slut after not even knowing this chick,
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  Speaker 2: it's wild.
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  Speaker 1: Did she address that, like, but out of your mouth
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: came the word slut.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: No, so did she speak to that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she's just saying it was all edited poorly for her,
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  Speaker 2: that's all.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's do a little sidebar here because a few
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: days ago you sent me a video of Olivia talking
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: about yeah, yeah, yeah, Veronica, because we had actually speculated
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: a little bit, like are they really friends? Because I
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: think politically, at the very least, they are diametrically opposed.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: I think one's right and one is left. And I
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: also was just getting the vibe that this was very
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: much produced by TLC, Like these facetimes were not authentic,
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: they were not spontaneous, And so you sent me a
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  Speaker 1: video of Olivia saying.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Olivia like went on TikTok and wanted to address
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: everything because people were asking her, like, are you friends
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: with Veronica because she seems to keep repping you, and
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Olivia's like, look, I've only talked to Veronica a handful
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  Speaker 2: of times. Like she reached out to me because she
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: needed like some advice and somebody to confide in, because
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I'm the only other one that's like been involved in
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: this family and like got out of it, and you know,
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: I've had my own issues with the family, and so
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: she offered her like friendship in that way to like
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: be there for Veronica because she was having issues. And
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: then the way Olivia tells it, she quickly realized that
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: their experiences were different. Like some they had some similarities,
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: but then they were pretty different. And Olivia didn't want
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: to be involved with Veronica after like seeing her behavior
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: like on the show, and like before that, I guess
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: there was some shit that was going on, like in
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: the family that she had heard about, and she was like,
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be involved with somebody who's a bully. So,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: like Olivia straight up called Veronica a bully, which is
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: based and she's like, I don't want to be involved
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  Speaker 2: with that. And then she talked about like politics too, right, right,
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: don't want to be involved with somebody who doesn't align
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: with my politics and stuff like that. So she cleared
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: the air that her and Veronica are not friends whatsoever,
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  Speaker 2: and she thinks that she's a big, old fucking bully.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and I'm glad she spoke out on it because
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: we were all kind of wondering because one of these
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: things is not like the other, Like you guys do
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: not seem to be similar in any way other than
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: the thing you have in common, which is the plaths,
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  Speaker 1: And so I just part of me after this episode
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  Speaker 1: kind of just felt really bad for Verona because she's
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: clearly socially awkward, and I think one of her coping
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: mechanisms for that is by being Regina George mean girl,
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: or like I'm wearing this wonderful jacket or this is
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: my frozen gown and I'm just so awesome. But it's
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: just such a disoriented projection of who she wants to
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  Speaker 1: be but doesn't know how to be. And I could
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: really see her floundering in that and like, oh, it
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: was so uncomfy. But I'm skipping ahead, So back to
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we get to the farm, everyone starts arriving
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: for the wedding, and we start with like a little
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: first look scene with Lydia and Zach and that was
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: like here, sweet, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: And Lydia looked beautiful. Lydia was Gore Disney princess. Yes,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: absolutely stoning as always. However, if I hear Zach say
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: let's go one more time, I'm like gonna lose my shit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. His reaction felt so forced to me, like
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: it didn't really feel genuine to me.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: There's so many teeth, and the thing is there's a
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: lot of gums too, Like his whole mouth is there
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: a psychological indication when somebody smiles and shows their whole
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: gum's mouth and esophagus. I mean, is that an indication
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: of like I'm a sociopath or something like? I just
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: feel like, why am I seeing all of this? It's
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: crazy and like the entire time when he sees.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Her, it's just like and he's like squealing to like.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I'm like, stop it right now.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I can't take it. I can't and I'm like lyal
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: gee Lydia, you are everything serious, sweet, kind, gorgeous, intelligent.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess, but I.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Mean you you have all this going for you, and
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: you pick Zach. Okay, but I don't know Zach, And
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: I'm being rude and that's fair, and I'll shut up.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: Don't want to yuck your yum, I guess, but your
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: gums yuck you Yeike.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I can't take it.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: But I mean, hey, I guess his eyes popped in
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: that blue suit that he really wanted to wear.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I couldn't see his size.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I could only see his incisors.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Bitch, Jesus, it was a lot.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: It was a lot it was. And then when we
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: get to like seeing where everybody's gonna sit like the
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: seating chart and everything. Veronica is immediately mad because she's
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: gonna have to sit next to Teague and the slut
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: and Ethan, and I'm just like, I can't. This is
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: not your wedding, Like just sit by whoever and just
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: be cordial. But no, you gotta be the ice queen
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: over here. I thought, you know, Elsa said let it
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: go from frozen, like you're wearing your frozen dress, Like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: just let it go. It's what you said you were
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: gonna do. But you can't sit next to the slut. No. Again,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: it's just ridiculous to me.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: It's terrible.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: And then we have Ethan arriving in his old man
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: car because he's gonna escort like Lydia and Barry to
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: the isle or whatever in his old man car. And
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Ethan talks about because like last episode we left off
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: on like are they gonna object And Ethan of course
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: is like, well, if there was gonna be any objections,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: it would only be me and Isaac that would do that,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: and we're probably not going to and they're probably gonna
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: skip that part, and they eventually do. They don't even
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: get to that in the ceremony. Kim There's like a
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: little scene where Kim tells Ethan like try to make
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: the day all about Lydia.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I would curbstop my kid, they were acting out, Like
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Ethan and Isaac were acting out.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I would be like, what the hell do you think
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: you're doing? Just keep it to yourself. Just keep it
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: to yourself for one day.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: We can have a meeting afterwards, we can have a
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: bottle of way, but shut the fuck up, Like, please,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: it is not your place. It's so annoying, you weirdo.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: And it's like, Ethan, you were the eldest brother and
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: you're like acting so immature.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: And I was trying to.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Figure out why it was that he felt the need
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: to act that way. Yeah, Like, is it because of
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: the absence of a father, Barry like stepping in to
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: have the conversation with Lydia and let her know that
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: this is like red flags vill and you should be careful.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Is it because he wants to prove his traditional values,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: his masculinity? Like why are you doing all of this?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: It is completely unnecessary. You have a whole ass woman
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: that you say that you love.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why do you care?
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's probably a bit of
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: that because Barry has been so like supportive, probably to
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: a fault because he just isn't asking any hard questions,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: but he just wants to be there for Lydia and
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: does want to be the cool dad. So like maybe
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: it's that, but also Ethan, it's not your fucking place. Yeah,
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Like you don't have to like the guy, that's fine,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: but like you can also be supportive because Lydia is
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: very obviously so excited to marry this guy and his gums.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Like she's super excited, So just deal with it, Grin
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: and Barrett support.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Her, be positive. I mean, as an aside, when my
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: daughter brought you home, I was like, who is this?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And I fell in love with you immediately, and we
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: had things in common and you were really respectful and
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: kind and intelligent. I liked you right away. But the
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: fact of the matter is is that y'all got married
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: very quickly. We did, yeah, And it was after like
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: some drama between my daughter and myself and like things
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: were sort of in flux. But the moment I heard
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: that my daughter wanted to marry you, I was like,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: what can I do and how can I support? And
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: it ended up being that I officiated your wedding, and honestly,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: at the time, I would have probably said, maybe wait
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: a little bit, like spend a full four seasons with
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: each other and live together for that long and kind
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: of get to know each other. That would have been
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: my preference. But my daughter was an adult. You're an adult,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: and I'm just going to show up. I'm going to
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: do the very best that I can, and I'm just
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: gonna let you know that I love you. Yeah, And
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: that is what I thought, because I just wanted to
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: be that for you, and I really wish that Ethan
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: and Isaac could have done that for Lydia. Just put
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: your shit aside and all the things that you think
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: you should do or she should do because these are
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: your standards, and just support her well.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: And even Kim because apparently Lydia went on Instagram after
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: this week's episode, well actually after last week's episode, she
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: went on Instagram, and she was talking about how disappointed
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: she was to have seen that and seen what people
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: were saying behind her back, because apparently, according to Lydia,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: like she was unaware of like everyone's feelings about Zach
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: and the red flags that they were seeing about him,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: and she was unaware of like their lack of support
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: for her, and so she felt really saddened to see
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: her family saying all that shit about her on TV
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: and then not telling her to her face. And it's
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: like that's really unfortunate, because again, like if they had
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: talked to her about all this stuff and then she
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: had seen like the footage back, like it would have
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: been one thing, but like to hear from Lydia that
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: like she was unaware of how no one in the
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: family was really supportive of her marriage, and no one
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: was supportive of Zach because he's gay or whatever, or
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: because of all these red flags that they're seeing from him.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Like that's really shitty for her to have found out
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: secondhand a year later when she's watching the footage back,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Like that's really lame. And like speaking of like my
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: marriage to your daughter, Like I didn't have any of
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: my family involved because I knew that it was gonna
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: be weird, and I knew that they were gonna be
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: talking some mad shit because they totally did after I
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: got married anyway, And like I knew that if they
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: were gonna be involved, like it was gonna be tense
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: and it was gonna be awkward, and like I didn't
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: want to have any of that energy around, and like
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: I felt bad by not telling them and like not
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: involving them. But like watching this back with like Lydia
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: and her family, I'm like, damn, like you should have
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: done the same thing.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Girl.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't have had anybody involved except for fucking Barry
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: and like Mariah and Amber, because everyone else was not
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: supportive and talking shit behind your back.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Like even Mariah Well was kind of shitting on it.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Was she she was shitting on marriage and she was saying, oh, yeah,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I believe in it, and I'm just here because it's
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: my sister.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: But at least she showed up. She did, yes, she
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: wasn't talking shit about Zach and like talking shit about
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: like red Crags and everything that she saw. So it's
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: really unfortunate. And then when everyone sits down for the
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: wedding and Ethan drives Lydia and Barry to walk down
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: the aisle, which I thought was kind of cute, but like, also,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know Ethan with your old cars. You know,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: She's walking down the aisle and she's crying and Zach
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: is showing all of his teeth.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Girl, I'm gonna stop. I'm not even gonna start, but
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop and not start.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: It's like I can't, man. But she walks up to
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: the altar and she's super overcome with emotion, and Zach
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: is squealing, and they have their little ceremony, and then
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: before they kissed, they decide to sing a worship song
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: in front of everybody.
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: Can we just pause?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Can everybody just enter into the circle so we can
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: discuss how we feel about that? Yeah, I'd love to talk,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: because I don't really know. I mean, and I'm older
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: than most abuse, Like, I've been to a lot of weddings.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I've never seen that, yeah, you know, I mean, I've
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: seen priests sort of chant over folks, but I've never
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: like seen a couple stop and then sing a worship
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: song or any song except on TikTok. Maybe, Like you've
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: got a couple of people on TikTok and they seem
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: to be main characters all the time, and that makes
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: me wonder, actually, is Zach a main.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: Character all the time?
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Oh? I think so? Well.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think Lydia is necessarily I think she's sprung
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: for Zach. I think she's still into it and she
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: loves her bed, but I kind of feel like Zach
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: is a main character.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I think so. Yeah. I mean with if we're to
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: believe the story from Kim about the wedding colors and
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: stuff and like how he wanted blue because he looks
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: so good and blue, like, and then you see the
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: entire wedding party and like all of the theme and
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: every thing is all blue because Zach allegedly wanted that.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: It did look pretty though it was pretty.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also Lydia did address that, I think on Instagram,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: where she was like that claim is so false, like yeah,
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I wanted forest green, but like also Zack suggested blue
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: and I thought that was great. So she kind of
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: skirted around it a little bit. I think that there
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: was some truth to that story from Kim, But anyway,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I digress the whole like worship song, I'm like, I
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: think on Lydia's end, she probably thought it was like
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: really sweet and like genuine and like including Jesus.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a triangle. It's not just Zach and Lydia.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Jesus is third two.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like to have nobody else sing and like
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: no backgrounds?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Does anybody else know what song you were going to sing, right,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: there's not a harpist. There's not like some sort of
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: a band. You're just gonna start warbling out like some
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: sort of broken winged bird, some song about Jesus that
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: nobody can hear because you.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: Don't project your voice. I don't get it.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I literally don't get it. And like everyone's awkward, like
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: in the audience and everything, like Isaac is like I
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: didn't want to.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Be because it's because it's super.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Fucking Gridge, and Ethan's like staring at the ground the
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: entire time. And then it pans over to Kim and
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: did you see she was sitting next to Ken?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Ken fucking Palmer was there sidebar?
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Now that man is a wreck.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: You can't tell me he's not drinking an entire bottle
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: of whiskey every single night as he scrolls Facebook and
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: looks for racist memes. And then there was Kim like,
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: how do I say this? Let's go uncensored and back
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: from uncensored. By the way, if you want to hear
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: all the uncensored bits, you have to be a subscriber
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: on Patreon because we can't say the simple company. I'm sorry,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: but yeah, Can looked broke down, Can looked drugged, Can
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: looked rough.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I was surprised to see him there because I thought
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: they were friends and every thing. So I'm like, okay,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: so he's invited to the wedding, then okay, I wish
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: we got to see more that, like I would would
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: have loved to see, like Barry talk about the fact
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: that he saw Ken's big old alcoholic gas there. I
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: don't know, really great, but I digress. Then after the
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: worship song that lasted seventeen hours felt so long.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I couldn't look I had to look away, I had
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: to scroll with it.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, I have to be anywhere else but here.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I checked out man, and I love cringe stuff, like
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: I'm on the cringe pages and I love watching gringe reels.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: It's my favorite pastime. But like that was like too much.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I disassociated.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I went into the astrol, the kiddies and the puppies,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: the math equations. I was like, I don't want to
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: be here right now, on this planet with anybody at all.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: And then we have the first kiss, which is like
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: the long anticipated moment, and Zach dips Lydia down and
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: she totally like grabs him and just kisses him, and
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: then we have like a little interstitial with them where
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: they talk about it because the producers like, so, how
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: is that first kiss? Though? And this was awkward to me.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: This was awkward because Zach is talking about it like
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: he was off put by Lydia like immediately wanting to
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: kiss him, which I'm just like, shouldn't you be excited
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: that this absolutely beautiful girl who was totally out of
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: your leak, out of every single leake, wanted to kiss you?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: And now you're gonna like kind of criticize it a
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: little bit?
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: Why are you so eager to kiss me?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Like? Why?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: And also I rewound it. Yeah, I watched it and
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: he's dipping her and he's the one leaning into the
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: kiss to initiate the kiss, so yes, she has to
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: like lift up to kiss him, but I'm like, she
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: didn't go super hard into that kiss. In fact, it
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: seemed like they were both just kissing, So I thought
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: it was strange that he needed to frame it that way,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: like she was so eager, Like I couldn't even get
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: my lips puckered and she was already kissing me. And
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so are you shaming her for her
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: like feminine want of you, Like isn't that supposed to
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: be the way that it is? And like shouldn't you
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: be flattered by that?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: That was strange to me.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: That was strange to me too.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: And why wouldn't you say as her man like yeah,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I wanted to kiss her so bad, so I didn't
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: wait to get to those juicy lips. But no, it's
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: about how she was rushing, how you weren't prepared, like
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: she wanted.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: You so bad.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Which is the blue suit all over again, because it
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: makes your eyes pop, which is the whole main character
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: thing that we're worried about.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: And that's the thing. And like when he's recounting it
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: to the producers, like Lydia's trying to laugh about it
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: and Zach is being kind of awkward in his energy
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: and she's just like, well, I was just like really excited.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: And then he's like, yeah, it was funny, and she's
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: like yeah, it was funny, and it was just like
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: this awkward moment and like this is the thing where
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: like I wish we could have more of the plaths
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: articulate like this. These are like the weird kind of
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: red flaggy moments of Zach not the fact that you
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: think he's a queer whatever, but like it's these moments
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: where he's kind of like putting Lydia down for wanting
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: to make out with him. I don't know, I just
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: thought that was odd to me.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: But yeah, that was an actual red flag.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: And then Barry is like I was chucking to see
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: if there was tongue, and I'm like.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Barry, stop it.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Stop makes so weird.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Hear again, he does not have an idea about how
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: people perceive him as being kind of pred.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: You're being creepy, You're being a little weird.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Stop it.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I know you don't know how to be a human
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: at all because you're a robot and stuff like humans
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: don't talk like that, especially father humans with their daughter
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: human be three po god, so weird. And then we
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: have photos and everything with the family, and of course
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Veronica the Ice Queen doesn't want to be involved in
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: any of the photos, and I'm like, good.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Well she wasn't invited into any of the photos. Yeah,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: and they actually ask her like, well, did you want
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: to be and she's like, well, everybody wants to be included,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: but obviously I'm not. And that's because I'm normal. Yeah,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, is that why. I don't think that's why, Veronica.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, I do think it's sad that you're not
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: being included, but I also don't see teag and being included.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I don't see Kaylen being included. But like, the reason
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: you're not being included is because you're.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: Absolutely hostile towards this family, so why would they want
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: you around?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and also like you're a wedding guest. Like I
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: went to a wedding in May, and like we weren't
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: involved in any of the photos. Thank god I didn't
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: want to be. But it's like we were a wedding guests.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Like you're not the main character. I'm sorry that nobody
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: wants to take your photo. You ice queen bitch. And
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: then we have Kaylin and Teacan kind of talking off
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: to the side, and they're like talking about how they
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: want to go approach Veronica because she looks all lonesome
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: by herself, and I think Kaylan is the one that
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: tries to initiate it because Teagan knows that Veronica doesn't
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: like her slutty ass apparently, and Kaylan walks over and
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Veronica immediately blows her off, doesn't even acknowledge her total
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: like mean girl energy, and even Veronica acknowledges that. She's like,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to be Regina George and I'm like, okay,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: that's not cute.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Though well, actually she says, I don't want to be
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: part of the mean girl's clique, even though I give
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Regina George energy, I just don't want.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: To be a part of it, don't.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: But like, that's not actually what was happening. This nice
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: young Southern girl was coming up to you because she
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: felt bad that you were isolated and alone, and she
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: wanted to include you and probably invite you to sit
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: with them or whatever. But you wouldn't allow that to
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: happen because you had to reject her, ye before they
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: actually reject you. And it's all just a projection of
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: your insecurity and about how you feel about yourself. Plus
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: you know you're not dumb. You know that you've been
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: acting like an absolute bansheet, and so of course everybody's
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: feeling some kind of way, and you don't have the
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: emotional capacity to actually address that, take ownership for that
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: and resolve that. So it's easier to go and feed
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: the horses.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I guess, I guess, and just wait for somebody else
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: to come up to you. But before we get to that,
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: then we have this fucking montage of Lydia and Zach
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: making it, all of these photos, and I'm like, please, yeah,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: stop it. I don't want to say this.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, I'm glad that they gave
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Lydia that time versus spending so much time on Veronica Yeah,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: and her vitriol and her negativity, because Lydia's gonna look
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: back at this and she's gonna want to remember these
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: special parts and not just Veronica stomping around the pasture
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: calling her family hillbillies.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Right, Oh my god. I couldn't deal with that. It's
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: so ridiculous. And like, Lydia did post her actual like
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: wedding video just recently on Instagram because she wanted everybody
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: to see like her wedding for what she saw it as,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: which is this beautiful day and she's marry in the
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: love of her life and all of his teeth and
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: she's very happy with him and he's very happy with her.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: So she did post like a beautiful wedding video. If
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: you guys want to go see it instead of Veronica's
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: bitch ass. But then we go over and spend a
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: bunch of time with Veronica sitting on the fence feeding
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: the horses, all by her lonesome, and Mariah is like,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go talk to her because I feel
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: really bad that she's by herself, and like, I don't
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: know if it's because of me, So I'm going to
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: go try talking to her. And Micah sees this, and
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: being the protective older brother, he's like, I gotta save
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: my sister from my bitch ass girlfriend, so he runs
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: over there with her, and this is where we have
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: this moment with Mariah and Veronica, and it's really just
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Veronica like kind of shitting all over Mariah and I'm
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: just like limp at this.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Point, and so is Mariah. Mariah's just standing there allowing
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Veronica to say all the things that Veronica needs to
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: say to validate her feelings, her big feelings, and it's
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: very uncomfortable. And I just kept thinking personally about Micah
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: because my husband would never let me call somebody in
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: his family a slut. I mean, if I did, he
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: would want to get to the bottom of that. Yet
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: we'd be having big conversations about like why would you
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: feel that way? And much less why would you say that?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: And then when he got to the bottom of that
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: with me, he would not let me come to a wedding.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: He would not let me talk to the sister in
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: question that I had a problem with. He would not
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: let me visit my bullshit upon other people. He'd be like,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: let me take this. You stay home, you have fun
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: with the dogs. I'm gonna go hang out with my family.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: So it just really weird to me that Micah would
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: allow Veronica to come to Lydia's whole wedding where the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: family is gathering to celebrate her. It's this beautiful, joyful moment,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: and you're bringing this snake of a person into the
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: space to talk mad shit about people that you really love.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: And maybe that speaks to the degradation of Micah's spirit,
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: because he's just been abused so profoundly up until this
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: point that he can't see what he needs to be
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: doing and what the right thing is to do.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: But well, and she also like she wasn't gonna let
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: him come, allegedly like if he went alone, So it's
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: like she probably gave him an ultimatum like either I
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: go to the wedding and I'll try to be on
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: my best behavior, which is not really that great, or
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: you can't go because I'm not gonna let you go
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: by yourself. So it's like for Micah, he's kind of
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: forced into this position of like bringing this girl over
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: knowing full will that like she's going to cause a
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: lot of tension between other mens.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't dumped her, dude, but I would if I
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: was him, I would have dumped her a long time ago.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: But you can see that's probably why he hasn't.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: It's because of the degradation of his spirit, and also
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: he has an an entire life with her, Like his
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: home is there. He's put a lot of sweat equity
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: into that home. He's like fixed the plumbing, he's put
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: up fences, like he has a lot invested in what
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: they got going on. And so to walk away from
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Veronica isn't just about saying like deuces, bitch, It's like, Okay,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I lose absolutely everything. Yeah, he's in a he's in
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: a tough spot, but like, oh my god, do the
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: right thing, Mike, I.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Know, seriously, And we start to see that like near
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: the end, because after this whole bullshit with Mariah and Veronica,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: like Mariah's coming over there with like good intentions, and
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: she's like really trying to hear Veronica out. And Mariah
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: even says, like in her talking head, like I'm really
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: just giving Veronica the space to like tell me how
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: she feels, and like I'm just gonna own it and
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: like apologize and just like move on and let go.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: But like Mariah doesn't have any intentions of like rekindling
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: this friendship with Veronica, because Mariah, she says it very
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: kindly here, but like she knows that Veronica's a stink
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: ass bitch and she's toxic and she doesn't want to
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: have somebody like that in her life, and so she's
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: just trying to like tie up the loose ends and
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: she hears Veronica out on her bullshit, and then Mariah
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: tries to be like, Okay, well, I'm really sorry, and like,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: you know, I really want you to be included in
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: the family, and I want you to be included in
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the festivities, so like please, you know, come out and
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: hang out with us, like we don't want you to
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: feel unwelcomed. Like I'm really trying to make you feel
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: comfortable here, and Bronica's like, okay, whatever, baby, baby baby.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: And in this moment, I saw in Mariah good home training, yes,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: meaning coming from a family that has good values, and
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: that might make a lot of you mad, but like,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Kim and Barry must have done something good with these
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: kids to have Mariah be so gracious and so self sacrificing,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: like not defensive, not needing to litigate the arguments, but
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: like just being like, well, we really want you here,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: we really love you.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Like that's a good person.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, And she said a lot wrong, and obviously she's
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: made a lot of mistakes, but I thought Mariah handled
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: herself so well and with so much dignity, And I'm like, Okay, Barry, Okay, Kim,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: that's a good kid. Lydia's a good kid. And to
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Mike's a good kid. And the littles are good. Like
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: they've done something right yep with their children.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: And then like we have before, like Mariah leaves Veronica
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: of Veronica says something like, well, you know, I don't
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: really feel welcome in the entire family. It's not just
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: because of you, but it's because of everybody. Else, and
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: then cue the production totally coming out with a montage
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: of like, how welcoming Literally everyone in the wedding party
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: has been to Veronica when she arrives, Like the whole
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Plath family came and said hi to her and gave
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: her hugs and said that they were so glad to
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: see her, and like all these other people that came
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: that were guests were like, oh my gosh, so nice
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: to meet you. Blah blah blah. So everyone has been
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: welcoming to Veronica. Like it just shows Veronica has been
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: and will always be the fucking problem here. And then
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: the last scene of this whole episode is where shit
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: starts to pop off, where we have Kaylin taking photos
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: of Isaac and Micah and they're like out in the
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: forest somewhere or whatever, and she's taking brotherly photos and
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: they're having like kind of a sweet moment. And as
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: they're walking back to the farm to join the rest
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: of the family, Veronica apparently sees Micah walking next to
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Kaylin and thinks that Caylen is Teagan, and Veronica says
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: something like like, why are you with that slut or something,
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: and Caylin and Isaac hear this and Micah's trying to
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: calm Veronica down, like why the fuck would you say that?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I'm literally walking with my brother's girlfriend, Like you need
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: to chill out. Isaac and Caylin get super fucking mad.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Caylin feels very disrespected, as she should, and Isaac feels
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: very disrespected because how dare you slut shame my woman?
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Like what the fuck? And Micah, why are you letting
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: your woman treat my woman like that? This is ridiculous,
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: And this is kind of where we leave off, but
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: this definitely is the reason why Isaac punches the fuck
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: out of Micah. Probably in the next episode. I don't
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: know if we're gonna see the fight. Probably not.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: I doubt we're gonna see that fight. We're going to
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: just have the aftermath of the fight. And I think
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: that Veronica has said, like for example, in her life,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: that it actually didn't go down that way, and that
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the editors are producing it to look like she said
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: that and she never actually said that whatever, But we
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: can't believe her because we've actually seen and heard her
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: say that on camera. So it's perfectly believable that she
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: would have said that about Kaylin. Yeah, Kaylin and I
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: also think she probably meant it directed toward Kaylin.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: She probably did.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think she even meant it toward Tiakan because
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: we saw how she treated Kaylin and Caylin approached her
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: at the wedding. She was absolutely a bitch yep. So,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: like Veronica, you caused this entire thing, And it's just
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: so strange to me because you were up on Reddit
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you were talking about how they tried to set fire
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: to Zach because there are a bunch of homophobes and
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: they are homophobic. Yeah, we like you were also there
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: trying to set things on fire and causing so much trouble.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: And then now here you are at this wedding calling
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: these innocent, kind of sweet girls you would like to
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: be friends. You you're calling them sluts, and you're trying
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: to deny that that is what instigated this fight between
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: these two brothers.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: It absolutely is.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Yep, We're gonna find out that it is, and I
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: believe that that's what happened.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: She tried to like blame Micah for the whole thing,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: like when she was on Reddit at the very beginning
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: of the season, like she was trying to blame like
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Micah or whatever like he abandoned her at the wedding,
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: and then he got in a fight with Isaac, and
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: like she tried to like blow this whole thing out
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: of proportion when it was Isaac trying to defend his
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: woman because you were calling her nasty names for literally
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: no reason. And we get into the preview and we
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: have Micah saying something like I've tried my absolute hardest
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: to make Veronica feel welcomed, and she's not welcome. She
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: doesn't feel welcomed at all because nothing is good enough
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: for her. And it's like the end of the wedding,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: and we have the whole family and everybody in the
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: wedding party like lighting sparklers or something and like doing
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: a big celebration at night, and Veronica again is sitting
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: this one out, and this is where she calls them
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: all hillbilly's and doesn't want to be involved in hillbilly activity,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: which again it's just like it's so mean, so unnecessary,
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: so mean, it's so gross. And then we have the
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: next day after the wedding where Veronica says she hadn't
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: heard from Michael all night or something, so I'm like, okay,
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: did you leave the wedding or are you abandoned?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I think this story was and this story was told
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: by Veronica on Reddit that she left early, so everybody
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: was still there. They were partying, I'm sure they were drinking,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: and she went back to her hotel and then in
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: the morning she wakes up and she has not heard
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: from Micah. She checks her location and it's a hospital. Yess, like,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: what the f is going on? Well, after you set
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: the entire thing on fire, then you laugh to go
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: back to the hotel and pamper yourself. These brothers fought
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: and Micah ended up in the hospital over your bang ass.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: And he even tells her that because I think he called.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: She calls him and she's like, why are you at
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: the hospital, and he tells her about how there was
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: He's never seen this much blood and so he's like
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: getting his nose stitched up, and he says that Isaac
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: beat his ass because of her, And so now she's
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: probably gonna spin it like she's.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Absolutely gonna Veronica, none of us believe you. You're so
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: toxic and poisonous. I really think he needs therapy. What
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: that you commit to and that you want to be
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: a part of I really think you need help seriously,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: something is wrong with you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Well, and then the Plath stage the intervention with her.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: So I guess we'll see that next episode, which will
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: be good, and.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be here.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be on the case at your brother's out
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: and my brother's I'm gonna be drinking. I don't think
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I can get my brother to watch plathfoll with me.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: He's gonna be I might be able to get.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: My brother to watch Special Forces with her, Oh my god,
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: which I think would.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Be hilarious because I think Cody only lasts like one
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: or two episodes, and I think they like shove his
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: head into the mud and I would love to watch
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: that with my brother while I'm drunk.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: But I don't know.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be here next week to cover this.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: But it didn't say season finale, did it.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: No, they didn't, So we probably have a couple more episodes, Okay,
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I think according to Google, these usually run like ten
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: to twelve episodes, so next week's the tenth, so we'll
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: probably go to twelve episodes probably, which will be good.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: So I'm excited to see what more is gonna come
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: after this, because like We've only really seen like up
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: until the intervention, so I don't know what else we
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: have planned for.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Olivia's coming back. Oh that's end.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: We've got Ethan saying would you just stop it? And
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Olivia saying no, So that still has to happen. So
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: we have at least a couple more, two or three
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: more episodes. I'm into it, and I'm into it as well.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I do want to say, because I'm going to be
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: gone next week, there's not going to be a platful
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: recap next week, but it's going to be the following
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: week and probably not on Friday, the same day.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: It's going to be delayed a little bit because they're.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Gonna be catching up and it's gonna be a whole thing.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Sister Wives Season twenty comes out as well, right when
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: you get back.
• 47:03
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• 47:06
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• 47:09
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• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now, Beatrice, is there anything else that we want
• 47:24
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• 47:26
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• 47:27
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• 47:38
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• 47:42
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• 47:46
  Speaker 1: of season seven. We're stopping at I think it's like
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: episode five, so like right in the middle of the season.
• 47:51
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  Speaker 1: Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing
• 48:01
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• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Almightes mhm.