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Bonus IMPROV - Grab a Broom · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends yeah welcome bonus bonus improv take your coat off stay for some
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  bonus improv you might just like what you see look around get comfortable take some pictures
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  with your eyes.
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  Have them developed with your heart.
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  Joe,
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  can you give us a suggestion?
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  Your suggestion is
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  anesthetic.
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  Anesthetic.
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  I think it's so
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  messed up when people record
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  people who are
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  on anesthesia.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Like post the videos.
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  Like post like wisdom teeth, whatever.
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  out yeah it's like don't do that um did i ever tell you about when i got my wisdom teeth out no
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  um and they were supposed to
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  so okay so they
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  were supposed to i like they gave me like the nitrous or whatever they were supposed to have
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  like novocaine my mouth and they forgot to do that oh my gosh and so like i just had like the
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  like the nitrous or whatever um so they were like supposed to have like fully like numbed my jaw and
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  um so then they start taking my teeth out and it's like i can feel it and i like and then so i'm like
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  he's got his hands in my mouth and like tears start rolling down my face and he's like is
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  everything okay and then the nurse was like i forgot to give her the novocaine oh my god so
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  then they give me the novocaine right then and then go back in and start i know i feel like you
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  should be rich beyond measure right now it was fine and i was i mean it was whatever it was
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  whatever it was but uh yeah i know that's insane oh my god but we are so connected when i had my
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  wisdom teeth pulled out i remember talking and they were they gave me like a it was like i thought
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  it was gonna be like a mask of of whatever but it was like an injection and and i just passed out
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  but i woke up in the middle of them like extracting my wisdom teeth and i never forget i woke up and i was like trying to talk just like and they like in my mouth and the doctor was like literally this is
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  exactly what he did shut up shut up and then i fell back asleep but i woke up and i'm like you
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  remember it i'm like you probably thought you weren't gonna remember like what a dick and then
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  I had a it got an infection because they let they they didn't they left whatever packing stuff was
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  in there oh like gauze or whatever yeah they like left it in oh and when I came back you should have
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  seen it was he was like giving me the vibe that he didn't believe me when something was wrong like
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  I wanted more pain pills or something yeah but then he like looked in my mouth and then the look
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  he gave the person that was next to him was like ice and he literally was like you want more
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  percocet whatever it was well what can i give you yeah i'm like yeah i can't you want some blues you
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  want some yellows whatever you want a little blue chew well what can i do yeah just a handful of
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  whatever buddy you got it man so why aren't we both rich beyond or why didn't we sue good question
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  well me as a teenager i forget how old i was maybe like 15 i was probably around the same age
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  um i would have been like too too stoic to complain about something like that
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  you know don't want to appear weak yeah yeah okay yeah but i don't know my excuse and then
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  i remember renting movies because i was going to be like laid up right just like but i remember i
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  only rented two movies and i wish that i had gotten more although there were two great movies
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  romey and michelle's high school reunion oh classic clueless oh you did great i did great
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  but then i watched them both and i was like well i still have nothing to watch i mean like it was
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  i just watched him again two movies why am i not healed yeah yeah anyway nice and now improv
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  wow the weatherman was right we're gonna be snowed in here for it looks like a week
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  yeah oh this is crazy ah don't worry i have a jam-packed week for us good i love it in the
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  moment we'll just stay in here all cozy and warm while the world gets snowy around us 100 percent
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  100 great what do you have planned oh you want to get started well i mean it's starting just
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  starting to come down all right why not let just kick this week off i excited this is gonna be It fun Grab a broom It like a little vacation What You say grab a broom Yeah Okay What are we going to do Going to fly around like we witches or something
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  A little make-believe pretend?
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  That sounds fun, but the floor is just dirty.
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  Oh.
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  Oh.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah, I suppose we could just sweep real quick and then get to the fun.
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  Yeah.
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  Mopping.
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  What?
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  the real fun
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  Tony
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  all right you can do it
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  Tony you invited me over here you said
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  let's let's be snowed in
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  together you said you're gonna it's gonna
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  be a fun week now it just
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  sounds like you're making me do chores
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  well this isn't chores
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  this is it's really domestic
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  unionization in the
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  pursuit of connection
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  Dupic
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  you've heard of it
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  no i that that just was sounding it out in my head no no come on no no no it's starting it's
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  really coming down now oh no i'm stuck here oh you know what you want to watch a little tv i would
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  love that thank you yeah all right hey have a seat kick your legs up oh we can sweep later okay thank
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  you yeah no problem um all right you're gonna love this um it's a documentary on the chemical
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  discovery of fabuloso fabuloso that cleaning product yeah and guess what the second batch
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  of the video which is only about four hours talks about how it can be used both both in residential
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  and commercial applications wait how many hours did you say well that part's four hours but the
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  second tape talks about the different well i like to call them flavors but it's on vhs
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  oh yeah i got these in the library oh okay uh can we what's wrong just feels like you i i'm i'm now
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  stuck in here for like a week and everything you want to do is cleaning product related
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  oh if i gave you that impression i am so sorry oh okay good cool oh let's you know what i have
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  an idea how about board games do you want to play a board game oh they're in the barn oh no
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  the barn that's it's already across oh that's oh it's already coming it's already like three feet
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  of snow out there but you want to do something with your hands well sure yeah okay look at six
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  beagles that need to be castrated what wait you know i volunteer they couldn't stay at the shelter
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  It's blizzarding.
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  So you brought unneutered beagles to your home Yeah in rubber bands Oh God they all humping me They all humping me
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  Hey, sassy.
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  Hey, what?
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  Oh, no.
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  Hey, Timmy.
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  Wait, I'm afraid to ask what the rubber bands are for.
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  That's what we use.
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  For.
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  Oh, God, I don't want to know.
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  Don't tell me.
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  Picture a bag of marbles.
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  Okay.
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  That you want to close.
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  And all you have is a rubber band.
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  You put the rubber band around and you just keep tightening it over and over.
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  And then after a couple of weeks, the bag of marbles falls off.
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  You seem upset.
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  Yeah, this is very upsetting.
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  The only thing that we're going to be able to do all week is neuter beagles and mop floors
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  and watch documentaries about cleaning products.
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  Well, we're also going to fill pots with water, but I'm starting to think I won't be able to
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  impress you.
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  Tony.
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  Tony, we're stuck here now.
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  We're stuck together.
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  Let's try and do something fun.
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  What do you have in mind?
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  Um, how about hide and seek?
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  I haven't played hide and seek in a long time.
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  The game?
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  Yeah, it could be fun.
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  You want to play hide and seek?
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  Yeah.
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  It could be fun.
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  Okay, I'm down to try.
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  It'd be like childlike, like when we were kids.
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  Yeah, I like that.
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  Whimsy.
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  Yeah.
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  Okay, that's cool.
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  Yeah, stop putting the rubber bands around the beagle's testicles.
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  I don't want to see that.
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  It's called multitasking.
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  But do you want to hide or seek?
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  I am going to all hide.
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  Okay, Carmela, go hide.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  okay go to his tony's oh tony's bedroom
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  oh my god okay in the closet wait we just turn on turn on the light in the closet real quick
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  oh my god oh my god help me oh who are you he's insane yeah oh no we're stuck in here
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  now. We're stoning. What do you mean? Where is he? Where is he? He's trying to find me. We're
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  playing hide and seek. Oh my God. Oh my God. You've got to get me out of here. He castrated me.
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  I just remembered. He castrated me.
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  Scene.