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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day. I'm a big boy.
- 0:02Speaker 1: I could take it if he feel out deserve It
- 0:04Speaker 1: ain't no big deal. I know, Charloamagne, God gonna have
- 0:06Speaker 1: funny sick mouse. You's gonna say something you may not
- 0:09Speaker 1: agree with. It doesn't mean I'm mean. I was getting
- 0:10Speaker 1: that donky, that donkey that don't don't don't dunt dunk
- 0:14Speaker 1: donk the other day right here to the breakfast club.
- 0:17Speaker 2: Bitch you you can call me the donkey of the day,
- 0:19Speaker 2: But like I need no harm.
- 0:22Speaker 3: Yes, donkey today for Wednesday, August thirteenth goes to a
- 0:25Speaker 3: forty seven year old Iowa man named Kip, posting, Now,
- 0:28Speaker 3: we just had Pete Davison in here, and he was
- 0:30Speaker 3: talking about.
- 0:31Speaker 1: How strong marijuana is now. Okay.
- 0:33Speaker 3: He said he's suffered from psychosis because of how strong
- 0:36Speaker 3: the reef is nowadays. And I agree. See I enjoy
- 0:39Speaker 3: an edible from time to time, okay, But five to
- 0:41Speaker 3: ten milligrams, uh, and that's it. Okay, five to ten
- 0:44Speaker 3: milligrams of some indiga takes the edge right off for
- 0:47Speaker 3: someone like me who deals with anxiety and has a
- 0:49Speaker 3: problem just street relaxing and unwinding and sleeping. Sometimes it's
- 0:52Speaker 3: great in the right dosage, but there's no reason ever
- 0:55Speaker 3: for one hundred milligram edible. Okay, you might as well
- 0:58Speaker 3: smoke crack. Why am I bringing that up? I'm bringing that.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Up because Kip posting was high Okay.
- 1:05Speaker 3: According to a release by the Madison County Sheriff's Office,
- 1:08Speaker 3: the deputy was patrolling on Highway eighty one at one
- 1:10Speaker 3: am when he found a pickup truck pulling a flatbed
- 1:13Speaker 3: trailer without functioning lights. When deputies activated their emergency lights
- 1:17Speaker 3: to pick up truck failed to stop immediately and continued
- 1:20Speaker 3: driving north before turning east onto a highway. The pickup
- 1:23Speaker 3: truck was hauling two motorcycles. When deputies approached the vehicle,
- 1:27Speaker 3: they found the pickup truck driver, Kip Polston. Wait wait,
- 1:30Speaker 3: am I telling you all this story. Let's go to
- 1:31Speaker 3: a newswol for the report.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Police local news.
- 1:33Speaker 4: The traffic stop in Madison County, Nebraska, turned into a
- 1:35Speaker 4: bizarre arrest yesterday morning after deputies found a naked man
- 1:39Speaker 4: behind the wheel. According to the Madison County Sheriff's Office,
- 1:42Speaker 4: the incident on Highway eighty one began around one am
- 1:45Speaker 4: when a deputy attempted to pull over a truck hauling
- 1:47Speaker 4: a trailer without functioning lights. When deputies approached the vehicle,
- 1:51Speaker 4: they found forty seven year old Kip Poulson of Iowa
- 1:54Speaker 4: completely naked, using a pair of pants to cover himself.
- 1:58Speaker 4: He told deputies he was hot and allergic to his
- 2:01Speaker 4: own sweat. One of the motorcycles he was hauling had
- 2:04Speaker 4: also been reported stolen. Poulson is now facing several charges
- 2:07Speaker 4: related to the.
- 2:08Speaker 3: Incident, and he wants to know if to pick up
- 2:10Speaker 3: truck with stick shift, you'd love the rod shotgun, wouldn't you.
- 2:14Speaker 1: I hain't asked nothing but that head continue on something.
- 2:16Speaker 3: This man, Kip said he was hot and allergic to
- 2:19Speaker 3: his own sweat. Now, there is a very rare condition
- 2:22Speaker 3: where someone can be allergic to their own sweat, and
- 2:25Speaker 3: I can't pronounce it, so I'm not even gonna try.
- 2:27Speaker 3: But the condition triggers an allergic reaction when you sweat,
- 2:30Speaker 3: which results in the hives and itching. But it's not
- 2:33Speaker 3: the sweat itself, it's the immune system's response to certain
- 2:37Speaker 3: chemicals released during sweating that causes the allergic reaction. He
- 2:41Speaker 3: was also driving with a suspended license. But this is
- 2:44Speaker 3: where the marijuana comes into play. During the interaction, it
- 2:47Speaker 3: says Polton's alertness deteriorated rapidly, which caused the deputy to
- 2:53Speaker 3: request medical attention, but then they said he would.
- 2:55Speaker 1: Gain compose it.
- 2:57Speaker 3: So he probably was on an indigodsativa hybrid because his
- 3:00Speaker 3: deputies also found a pipe and dab Okay, not just
- 3:03Speaker 3: a pipe and dab, a container with a substance believed
- 3:05Speaker 3: to be THCHC dull and a marijuana water pipe.
- 3:08Speaker 1: When they tried to place him in the patrol car,
- 3:10Speaker 1: he resisted. He dropped to the ground and refused to move.
- 3:14Speaker 1: So let's put it all together. Okay.
- 3:15Speaker 3: He was in and out of alertness all right when
- 3:18Speaker 3: police was talking to him. Then he popped back up
- 3:20Speaker 3: and got alert. Then he refused to move when they
- 3:22Speaker 3: tried to place him in the cup. This man was
- 3:25Speaker 3: high as wnba poom poom. Okay, because the weed is
- 3:28Speaker 3: too damn strong.
- 3:29Speaker 1: All right.
- 3:30Speaker 3: This man forty seven and probably still trying to smoke
- 3:33Speaker 3: like he used to, but not realizing this is not
- 3:35Speaker 3: the THHC that we grew up on.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Okay, do you realize.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Do you realize they got this genetically modified concentrated THC
- 3:43Speaker 3: products like oil and shadow and dab and edibles, and
- 3:48Speaker 3: they are able to get THHC to ninety five percent,
- 3:51Speaker 3: you might as well do heroin. Okay, nobody got time
- 3:54Speaker 3: to be hired and the eagle with a jet pack,
- 3:56Speaker 3: and you damn sure can't get high when you got
- 3:58Speaker 3: something to do, because you will just be sitting there
- 4:01Speaker 3: stuck on stupid.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Just look at hilarious right now? What please give? Kept
- 4:08Speaker 1: posting the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
- 4:09Speaker 2: Wow you oh oh the day?
- 4:25Speaker 3: Ye?
- 4:27Speaker 1: So I gotta be the stupid one because.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Wow, wow, how I look stupid?
- 4:35Speaker 1: I said, stuck on? Yeah, how I look stuck? Don't
- 4:38Speaker 1: not alert now, don't play with me.
- 4:40Speaker 5: No, she had a show last night in the Brook.
- 4:45Speaker 5: She has a show tonight.
- 4:46Speaker 3: All I'm telling y'all is be careful with those edibles
- 4:49Speaker 3: and oils. They look so innocent, but they will have
- 4:52Speaker 3: you hallucinating.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Okay. I know a dude who told me a crazy story.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Many what's the.
- 4:58Speaker 3: What he told me He got so high that he
- 5:00Speaker 3: was having sex with his wife and he looked down
- 5:03Speaker 3: and he thought he saw low.
- 5:03Speaker 1: Wayne h.
- 5:08Speaker 3: Nah edibles man them sixty five milligram hundred milligram edibles.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Have you going crazy? Nah? His wife was ugly. That's
- 5:16Speaker 1: what is No hell, No, ain't no way, low, ain't
- 5:21Speaker 1: now low, ain't ever.
- 5:23Speaker 5: Like nah, don't don't you gotta have a crazy edible story? Yeah,
- 5:30Speaker 5: I got a couple of edible stories, but I got crazier,
- 5:33Speaker 5: shrill stories than edible stories.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:36Speaker 5: You want to open up the phone lots to talk
- 5:37Speaker 5: to people in their high stories.
- 5:39Speaker 3: Yes, about specifically edibles, not just not just the flower
- 5:43Speaker 3: that dab and.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Them oils and them edibles. That's what be getting people,
- 5:48Speaker 1: That's what be calling the psychosis.
- 5:49Speaker 5: Eight hundred five eight five one five one. We want
- 5:52Speaker 5: to know your crazy high stories, all right. In my book,
- 5:56Speaker 5: I talk about the time.
- 5:57Speaker 1: I gave a cookie. Oh my god, she was.
- 6:00Speaker 5: Swimming on the carpet on the rough house like well,
- 6:03Speaker 5: I say swimming, like she was doing the breaststroke, and
- 6:05Speaker 5: people were in the house, and I was trying to
- 6:06Speaker 5: get it in the room because I'm like, they gonna
- 6:07Speaker 5: think she's crazy.
- 6:09Speaker 1: It was wild. It's too much.
- 6:10Speaker 5: There's too much, you see what I'm saying, There's too much.
- 6:13Speaker 5: Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one. Do
- 6:15Speaker 5: you have a crazy edible story. Call us up right now.
- 6:18Speaker 5: It's the Breakfast Club.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Go Morning Donkey.
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- 6:41Speaker 1: So y'all done