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Could Chris Finally Escape The House? · Classic Metal Show

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, it's Andrew from Harlot and you're watching CMS TV.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_01: It is your classic metal show right here on theclassicmetalshow.com.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: Kicking off the show tonight, we heard...
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_01: We heard Iron Maiden with The Wrath Child from
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: the 1990 version featuring Bruce Dickinson on lead vocal.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: And we just heard Crocus there with some long stick goes boom.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: Tonight the long stick will go boom.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: And the guy who carries a long stick right next to his counsel there,
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  SPEAKER_01: my good friend and partner Chris Aiken.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: What's going on?
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: What is up?
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  SPEAKER_01: Ready to go boom.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: It's ready to
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  SPEAKER_03: go boom.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, can you give me a little volume from you?
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_03: From me?
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're a little low in my fat head.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: All right, how's that?
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_03: That's better, yeah.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_03: How you doing, sir?
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm well.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Just enjoying the long weekend.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I'm with that.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: The Labor Day weekend here in the U.S.,
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  SPEAKER_01: I know we got some worldwide listeners,
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_01: so those of you in the U.S. enjoying a three-day weekend, welcome to the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because everybody's working for the weekend, as our Canadian friends once said.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I know I am.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm definitely working for the weekend.
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  SPEAKER_03: Work today, working tomorrow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Monday, I have to go install a bunch of computer shit for my mom.
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  SPEAKER_03: Tuesday, I have to take my mom for surgery.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_03: Wednesday, I have doctor's appointments all day for me.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I'll start my week on Thursday.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: So you are working on the weekend.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_03: Chris is gonna work right on this weekend.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly, exactly.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I was able to get out of the house this afternoon and go visit with
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  SPEAKER_01: a friend I haven't seen in quite a while, about a year now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: A friend of mine had moved into the area a little over a year ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's a friend that I knew when I lived in California and strangely enough,
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  SPEAKER_01: she relocated here in the area about a year ago.
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  SPEAKER_01: And just because of life and time and things going by,
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  SPEAKER_01: I haven't had a chance to get together with her.
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  SPEAKER_01: And we were able to catch up and go to lunch today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: And go hang out in the Crown Point area today and sit out and have a few cocktails
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: and some lunch and catch up.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so it was good weather today.
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  SPEAKER_01: The people who do celebrate and go out of town, Wasn't very busy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was surprised.
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  SPEAKER_01: I would think more people would be out on the holiday weekend, but it wasn't bad at all.
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  SPEAKER_01: But I'll tell you what, traffic on the Indiana toll road yesterday was just horrific.
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  SPEAKER_03: Bad, huh?
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  SPEAKER_01: Just trying to get home from the old jobby job was,
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  SPEAKER_01: it took me 30 minutes longer than it normally does just because of the volume
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  SPEAKER_01: of traffic.
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  SPEAKER_01: It was crazy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because everybody was trying to get the fuck out of town.
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  SPEAKER_01: Apparently so.
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  SPEAKER_01: Apparently so.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I was thinking, I'm just going to go home.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to go visit my bartender friend Russell,
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  SPEAKER_01: go have some dinner,
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  SPEAKER_01: have some drinks myself,
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  SPEAKER_01: just crash out,
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  SPEAKER_01: get up late today,
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  SPEAKER_01: go meet up with my friend Mikey,
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  SPEAKER_01: go have some lunch,
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  SPEAKER_01: do the show, crash out, and enjoy the next two days doing nothing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right on.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I look like a slug compared to you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I doubt that.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're living life.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm just living to work.
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  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, so it was a good day today.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it was nice to get out and enjoy and, you know, actually interact with people.
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  SPEAKER_01: One of my favorite places here in town is called The Radius.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've talked about it here on the show.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, they opened up a...
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  SPEAKER_01: They opened up another location in Crown Point.
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  SPEAKER_01: I thought, you know what, I'm going to go on over there.
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  SPEAKER_01: They did a really nice job with that bar.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's like a sports bar type place, but very, very, very nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Very nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Laid out nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: The accoutrement was nice.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it was a nice hang in there.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nice waitstaff and everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's good stuff.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: Good food?
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  SPEAKER_03: Good food as good as the one you'd normally go to?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, we went to another place first.
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  SPEAKER_01: We went to a place that I've gone to before on a few occasions,
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  SPEAKER_01: but I hadn't been there in a while.
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  SPEAKER_01: We went to, it's called the Tap on the Square.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And, uh,
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  SPEAKER_01: we had lunch there and then we walked,
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  SPEAKER_01: you know, a block down to the radius and had a cocktail there to check that out.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it's good stuff.
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  SPEAKER_01: So it was nice to get out.
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  SPEAKER_01: I feel, I feel like I've, uh,
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  SPEAKER_01: you know,
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  SPEAKER_01: been in a cocoon forever because work, work at home, work at home, work at home.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know, you know, dude, I am so sick of being home.
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  SPEAKER_03: I feel like I'm in solitary confinement.
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  SPEAKER_03: I really do.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's just not much.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's like I've literally been spending a little bit,
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_03: not a lot of time, but a little bit of time looking for something to do.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_03: You know, looking for a show to go to or a comedy show.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_03: And there's some next month.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to Michigan next month to see Landau and I'll see Landau here next month
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  SPEAKER_03: as well.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I'll see Florentine on here as well.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's going to be at the Winchester, so I'm going to go out for that as well.
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  SPEAKER_03: So got a lot of stuff next month.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: This month, there's not a goddamn thing happening.
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  SPEAKER_03: Just nothing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Every show at the Rocksino is shit I just don't want to see or just boring or,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know, it's like, ugh, you know.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm fully embracing,
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  SPEAKER_03: I finally decided with these ticket prices,
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  SPEAKER_03: for the first time in my history, I'm going to start asking for tickets.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_03: As many interviews, I thought about it.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'm in this whole redo myself thing.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: like I told you last week about how I'm going to actually change up and I'm going
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_03: to go get the fat fucking fat farming done and get the weight off me and whatnot.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_03: And I forget who sent it, but whoever sent it, thank you for your advice.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_03: I appreciate it.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, I got a laundry list of advice.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_03: This is what you need to look at, man.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_03: And don't be just so quick to go with Ozempic.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_03: They jam in the COVID virus or the COVID shot into the Ozempic.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thank you for your concern.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: But, you know, I do have that kind of stuff going on.
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  SPEAKER_03: And one of the things I just decided just recently really was I'm doing two
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  SPEAKER_03: to three times as many interviews as probably anybody else on the Internet.
• 7:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, probably.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, I mean, everybody else, they might do one a week, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_03: If they're really active, they do one a week.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I'm doing two and three every single week.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you know what?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to start going to some of these fucking shows.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, why not?
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: every single artist is like, hey,
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  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: if you want to come, just tell the publicist this and tell them I said to let me go.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to go.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to start going to, I'm going to go see Asia when Asia comes back.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to go see this band Harlot that I interviewed this week
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  SPEAKER_03: that just kicks ass, this kick ass thrash band.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, just for no other reason than I need to fucking get out of the house for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now I'm going to go see Hammerfall.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_03: How about that?
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_03: Hammerfall is playing at the Foundry.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
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  SPEAKER_03: So I'm going to go, I'm going to go to see Hammerfall.
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I'm just, because how many times have I interviewed Hammerfall?
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  SPEAKER_03: I have interviewed Jochen Cans fucking 20 times.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_03: And I've never, I haven't seen Hammerfall since they opened for Dio.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's the last time I saw them.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_03: What was that, 30 years ago?
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_01: Well, it was quite a while ago.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_01: It was D.O., Hammerfall, and King's X. Yeah.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I would know.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_03: It was D.O., Hammerfall, and Skip the Opening Band.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's what it was.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't think you remember it the way I do.
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  Okay.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, it's funny how those shows just stick out in your head.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: You remember the lineup, you know, even though it was, you know, 25, 30 years ago.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's crazy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I'm just getting myself out.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_03: and I hate to be morality guy,
• 9:15
  SPEAKER_03: but this was a tough week morality-wise here
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  SPEAKER_03: with a loss of one of mine
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_03: and your personal friends, Chris Wicks, who was a big supporter of the CMS.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he listened every week and he'd shoot me,
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_01: emails during the show if he had something to share that was relevant
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_01: to what we were discussing.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_03: He's the guy that took the infamous picture of me and John Karabi with the terrible mullet.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I saw that picture.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_03: He took that photo.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: But, you know,
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_03: he unfortunately passed away this week and he had to be younger than me, didn't he?
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: I think he's about in that age range.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but he's in his 50s.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: He's not 70.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: He's in his 50s.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_03: Died.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_03: My friend Bill Bailey, thank Christ he made it through.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_03: But he, on Tuesday, went in for heart surgery, ended up having a quadruple bypass.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_03: Just barely, you know, barely scraped by on that.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm just like,
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking at this stuff and I'm watching people get sick and die and whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I'm just like, I better go.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_03: I better get back to doing shit.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_03: I do not want my eulogy to be,
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_03: well, I didn't see him for the last 15 years because he didn't do a fucking thing.
• 10:37
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• 11:09
  SPEAKER_01: I saw him on my little screen once a week.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_03: That's, you know, I gotta fix that.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I'm trying to fix it a little bit.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, good on you.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_03: Trying to get there.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dude, it is a bitch to get back out.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_03: It really, I've been doing better.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_03: I've been pushing myself out for,
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_03: meet this person for lunch or that person or whatever once,
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: once a week or whatever, just to kind of, Get myself out there a little bit.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_03: I swear to God, it's hard.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_03: I really struggle with it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Even when I have like a lunch scheduled or something,
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_03: it gets to be 11 o'clock and I'm like, do I have an excuse to not go?
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_01: We met up for lunch a few months ago.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am pushing myself out.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_01: But it was kind of funny because we had plans to meet up and you're just like,
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_01: dude, my time is short.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: I've only got like 45 minutes.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_01: So let's make it quick.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I always do.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: But even with that, I'm trying to cut down a little bit.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_03: whether the fucking internet cocksuckers like it or not,
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to use the AI more and more so that I have more time to do some things
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_03: and not have to constantly be a slave to this shit.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_03: And, you know, but it is what it is.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: There's that saying that people in prison, you know, what is it?
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_03: They get institutionalized.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_03: I feel like I'm like that here at the house.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_03: I've really gotten...
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_03: Institutionalized into the house.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_03: And it's hard to break out of that.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's so comfortable.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, dude, this has nothing to do with nothing.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_03: I wasn't even going to talk about this, but I will right now.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_03: On Tuesday, the TV in my bedroom died.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_03: I woke up.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_03: TV was still playing sound, but no screen.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: I go through all the steps to try and fix it.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's just completely dead.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_03: This was a tragedy in my house the size of my burn accident, for fuck's sake.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_03: I was devastated.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, what am I going to do tonight?
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_03: How am I going to go to sleep?
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_03: No TV.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_03: Am I going to move the TV?
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_03: And I literally bought a TV that morning.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: And I paid the extra money to have them bring it out to me in two hours because,
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_03: you know, I wasn't going to go to the store.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_03: But I did.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_03: I literally.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_01: Where did you get it?
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_03: Wally Mart.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, they brought you the TV?
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_03: I have Walmart Plus, man.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_03: They bring you anything you want.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_03: You pay them $10 a month, they bring you everything.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_03: And I paid an extra five bucks, they brought it right to me.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_03: It was here like two hours after I ordered it.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_01: Did they set it up too?
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_03: No, I did that, or my son did it.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't even say that I did it, my son did it.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, well,
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_01: you know,
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_01: since you brought it this far,
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_01: can you take it in the bedroom and at least set it up, plug it in and fit?
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, the worst part about it, and I'm going to put this warning out there for anybody.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_03: If you're buying a new TV, you better go look at it.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_03: This is a big mistake that I made.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_03: The TV's fine.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_03: It works.
• 14:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's 4K.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it works fine.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's a Vizio device.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_03: With ONN or whatever, the Walmart version of Roku, I guess.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's like a smart TV.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_03: It has apps and shit on it.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_03: This fucking screen is so annoying.
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_03: I finally understand the TV industry now.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_03: Everything is locked down.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_03: Everything is them advertising for shit I don't have.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_03: So I can't change what's on the home screen.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_03: which means I'll never use it,
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_03: which means it's always going to be set to HDMI 1 to the Roku or to the VC box,
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_03: A or B.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_03: You know, because the home screen is, hey, here's what's trending on Apple TV.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_03: Doesn't matter that I don't have Apple TV.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_03: It's going to show me what they're showing on Apple TV.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_03: And here's what's on Hulu.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_03: And here's what's on Amazon Prime.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_03: And it's like just a fucking sales pitch.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_03: For you to click through and sign up for an account through Vizio.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, go and fuck yourself.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the big TV I have in my bedroom, I never connected it to the internet.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_01: I, you know, because it says, you know, do you want to connect to the internet?
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to connect?
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: And I never have.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_01: I just connected my Roku to it and I never connected the actual TV.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_01: It's a smart TV, you know, it's new, but I would never allow it to connect to the internet.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, mine's definitely connected to the internet,
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_03: not because I'm going to use the smart part of it,
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_03: but because if I don't connect it,
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_03: then I got to fucking maintain three goddamn remotes.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_03: Which I don't want to do.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_03: You know, and if it's connected to the internet, I can control everything from my phone.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_03: Again, me with the dumb phone.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, God forbid, I got to put one remote down and pick up another one.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_03: I just need an app for that.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_03: And I do.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_03: I've got a Vizio app on my phone and I got a Roku app on my phone and I got
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_03: a universal app for my phone so that I can cover all the bases.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_03: I really am a dork.
• 16:53
  Yeah.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I haven't been that dependent on any kind of device or whatever.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_01: I could leave the house without my phone and it would not even bother me.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I could not do that.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_03: I could not do that.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I did about, I don't know, it was probably a couple of months ago at this point.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_03: I did just that.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_03: I...
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_03: Got in my car.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_03: I was thinking about whatever it was that I had to be doing.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_03: So I wasn't paying full attention to my normal routine of getting the car,
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_03: make sure that you got something connected,
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: make sure you got something you want to listen to.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I just turned it.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: I just got in the car.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_03: I flipped on the radio and I was backed out and down the hill, down the street.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_03: I was almost to that gas station, which is what, about a mile or so from my house?
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_01: About a mile, yeah.
• 17:46
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, oh, don't have my phone.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_03: I guess I've got to turn around to go get that because there's no way am I going
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: to go all the way to Cleveland and then be down there for three hours
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_03: in some waiting room without my phone.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_03: Not doing that.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you were just doing just an errand down the street and you still went back
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: and got it, then I'd start to worry about you.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to say I wouldn't.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_01: But having to be away and sit in a waiting room and have nothing to do, I can kind of get that.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, where's the time limit?
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_03: Half hour.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_03: You're going to be out a half hour.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if you're just running to the sheets to go pick up a sandwich and some milk.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_03: But what about if I'm like going to the bank where I'm going to have to be in
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_03: the drive through and all that for probably a half hour?
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you can get by a half.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_01: I can't do that.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_01: Listen to regular radio.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: No way.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_01: No way.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck that.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_01: Well, maybe sitting in just quiet, just silence.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what that means.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: I know, that's what I'm saying.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_01: Since you're making all these wild changes in your life,
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_01: can you imagine sitting silent just for 30 minutes?
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_03: Dude,
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: one of my doctor's appointments here in the near future is to get this fucking ear
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_03: that barely hears to hear better because I want to add more sound to my head,
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_03: not less.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: I need more.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I cannot be in quiet.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck that.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_03: You want to see me coming to this show and not have slept in two or three days in a row?
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's how you do it.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_03: I've never slept in quiet.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_03: From the time I was five years old, I
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_03: had a radio on.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that part I get because I go to sleep to O&A every night.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_01: I still just play the shows.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: And that's what I go to sleep to.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: Because there's some blocks out there that are 11 hours long.
• 19:46
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_01: So I just flip on a best of O&A or a best of Anthony Cumia or Jimmy
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_01: and Anthony are mean or something like that.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like 10 and 11 hours long.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: So I'll put that on and it's still playing when I wake up.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_01: So I get that part, going to sleep with something playing, you know.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_01: And it does make me sleep better.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it does.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_03: And dude, for me, like if I go to sleep that way, right now I'm on a Ron and Fez kick.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_03: I've just been listening to Ron and Fez nonstop on YouTube.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_03: And man, if the internet flickers or something and it kicks out, I wake up.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_03: I literally, I wake up, I'm like, what the fuck's going on?
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_03: And I look around,
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_03: and everything's quiet, and I'm like, oh, shit, let me turn something else back on.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like 4.30 in the morning or something,
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: I'm fucking around with YouTube, trying to get a new sound coming.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, buddies.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_03: Love me some Ron and Fez, man.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_03: I know you were not as big of a fan.
• 20:49
  SPEAKER_03: I love it.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_01: I like Ron Bennington.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: I just couldn't handle Fez.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_01: I just couldn't handle it.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I like the faggotry.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_03: I'm fine with it.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_03: Faggotry.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'm fine with it.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but yeah, I do the same thing.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_01: I go to sleep with something playing, you know.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: My biggest problem that I have a lot of times is I'll go to sleep
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_03: or I'll fall asleep because I take them goddamn gummies and I'll drift off.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: But I'll drift off and I'm watching like, you know, and then this guy butchered his family.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I'm watching some horrific true crime thing.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: And then I wake up in the middle of the night and I just hear like screaming
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_03: or whatever because it kicks to like a horror movie or something.
• 21:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'll be, you know, I'll be sound asleep.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking it's in my fucking house for that one second when I wake up
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: grabbing for the gun.
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_01: When I'm out on the road with,
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_01: excuse me, when I'm out on the road with Dokken, I go to sleep to Forensic Files.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_01: I don't typically watch forensic files here at the house,
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_01: but when I'm out in a hotel room, that's what I go to sleep to is forensic files.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_03: At least with that, though, there's no real screaming or anything.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's just a bunch of detectives going,
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_03: and then we found a footprint, and it had two tears in it, and we dug that out.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_03: This was the key that broke the case.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's my sleeping in a hotel is forensic files.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_01: I just watch that until I drift off.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_03: I hear you.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there's always porn.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_01: Can you sleep to porn?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_03: I've watched so much of it that I probably could.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: I really think I probably could.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: I've watched entirely too much porn at this point.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_03: I think this is not even a lie and it's embarrassing, but I don't give a fuck.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_03: I think since I've been divorced, I've watched more porn than actual movies.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_03: I think if you took the minute to minute, I do believe it.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I barely ever watch movies.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_03: I don't watch movies.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I'm not saying TV shows.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: I'm saying movies.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: Actual movies.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_03: Actual movies.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_01: The Meg or some shit.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_03: And if you took my half hour that I have to spend daily watching porn
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_03: and you added all that up for 15.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_01: You've got a 30-minute block cut out?
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_03: That's just how long it takes me to rub one out.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_03: Like 30 minutes or so.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: I'm desensitized to it.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's not this quick thing that it was when I was fucking 25 or whatever.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's just like,
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: all right, you know, pound your dick three or four times fast and you're like, good.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: Now it's like this whole thing.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, you know, got to really invest myself into the porn.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_01: You got to work up to it.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_03: I got to fully commit to being that character, getting his dick sucked.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I got to really connect.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_01: Very deep subject material.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_03: I got another story.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_03: I got another backstory.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_03: She's not really my stepdaughter, is she?
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: But I do swear,
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_03: if you took that amount of time versus actual watching movies,
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_03: probably, if I had to guess, I would say at least double.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_03: At least double.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_03: Because every three days would be a movie.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_03: I certainly don't watch a movie a week.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_03: So that's triple.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's double.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_03: Here I go with the fucking math.
• 24:39
  SPEAKER_03: Never mind.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_01: Well, 30 minutes, an average movie is just shy of two hours usually.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_03: So every fourth day would be a movie.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_01: Every fourth day would be a movie, yeah.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_03: And I'll bet you, no lie, since in the last 15 years, I'll bet you I've not watched 50 movies.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: I just don't watch them.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_03: I watch shows.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_01: I watch a ton of TV.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_03: I watch a ton of TV,
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_03: but a lot of it is shows and interrogation videos and, you know, true crime.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'm all about the murder porn.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'm back in on the murder porn again.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: I got out for a while,
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: but now,
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: like Al Pacino said in Godfather 3, once I got out, they pulled me back in.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_03: They pulled me right back in.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_03: Pulled me right back in.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's not hamtube.com.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_03: Ham tube.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_03: Ham tube.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_03: Swear, something I did when I was 13 years old.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm still never going to live that one down, am I?
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_01: That's what happens when you just share your life out there.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's fine.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care that you know that I fucked a ham.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: At least it wasn't a living pig.
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_03: I fucked some living pigs too, but that's a different story.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think they're biologically pigs.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_03: Just awful.
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_01: It's funny.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_01: So what else is going on in your world?
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_01: How are all the other shows and things that you do?
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, I did one interview this week with that band Harlot.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_03: That's the only one I did.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_03: I did the Seth show.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_03: That went fine.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_03: There will be for people that do.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_01: So who's stalking Seth?
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: Who's what?
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: Stalking him?
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_03: We don't know.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_03: He's had some issues where three,
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: four, five o'clock in the morning, he's got flashlights going off in his house.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_03: He's calling the police and shit.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_01: What do you mean he's got flashlights going off?
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_03: People outside in the windows flashing flashlights and shit in his windows.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_03: Got a stalker.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: I told him, come over here and get a gun.
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_01: I thought he had a gun.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, he doesn't have a gun.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_01: I thought he had one because he was going down to Cleveland.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_03: He doesn't have a gun.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_01: I thought he had a small pistol.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: Not Seth.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: No?
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_03: I think him and the wife, I think that's a him and a wife thing.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_03: I think.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't ask.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_03: But even the wife is on board now with him having...
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_03: A fucking rifle or something to blow somebody's fucking head off if they come in the house.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_03: And, you know, but I don't know.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I don't know.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, he's called the police a couple of times.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: The police have gathered some evidence a couple of times.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: And there is actual evidence.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_03: So who knows?
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like sperm or jizz on the windowsill.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that everything is just covered in jizz?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
• 27:47
  Yeah.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: Show me those stumps, you no-legged bitch.
• 27:52
  SPEAKER_03: Show me them stumps.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_03: Jerking them off outside the window.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we collected semen from the scene.
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_03: Your house is normally blue,
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_03: except for this one spot right outside the window,
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_03: dripping down
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_01: from the windowsill.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_01: For some reason, the grass is dead in this area.
• 28:14
  SPEAKER_03: We have a high salt concentrate right here.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_01: So they just shine flashlights in the window and then they go away?
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there's more than that.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: There's been some incidents where, you know, I never know with him.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_03: I certainly believe that what he's saying he believes and I do believe.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_03: But he's talked about coming into his house and finding the gas burners on
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_03: on his stove and they were out somewhere and he came back and somebody had turned on
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_03: the hose and the Garage and stuff.
• 28:53
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_03: and I'm like, well,
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: my head is like, all right, well, why don't you change the code on the garage door?
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you can do that?
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_01: Once it's there, it can never be changed.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_01: How about just take the
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: code thing?
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_03: Because I asked him this.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_03: I said to him, I said,
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_03: with the code, you know, he's got one of those code things on his garage door.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_03: And I said to him, I said, do you use it?
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, no, never.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_03: I said, then take it off.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_03: You can do that?
• 29:27
  SPEAKER_03: And it'll still work with the remote?
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_01: All that is is a remote that you have to punch in a code.
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, just take the fucker off.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_03: Is that hard?
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, no.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_03: Even me, the dumbest motherfucker there is at anything manly.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_03: I know that all you do is you unscrew
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_03: and you take whatever those screwy things are that you put on the ends of wires
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_03: and you just put one on each side of the wire so that it doesn't shock.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: Well, typically, keypads on a garage door aren't hardwired anymore.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, is it?
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_01: I don't even know.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_01: It runs on a 9-volt battery.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I did not know that either.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm not saying there aren't any that aren't hardwired,
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_01: but typically those are just a remote keypad.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_01: That's all it is.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_03: The bottom line is if somebody's getting into your house
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_03: and that's one way they could be getting in, you'd get rid of that.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yo, metalheads, what the hell are you waiting for?
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_02: Metallica's and Justice For All just dropped and remastered two LP vinyl glory,
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_02: and it is crushing.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_02: Blackened, One,
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_02: Harvester of Sorrow,
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_02: those riffs hit harder than a freight train,
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_03: and the drums will straight up cave your chest in.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_02: This is the album that defined thrash.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_02: And now it sounds meaner, louder, and heavier than ever.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_03: If you call yourself a Metallica fan, then you need to own this.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_02: Smash the link at the bottom of the screen right now and grab your copy before it's gone.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I know you're... Or as you said, change the code.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_03: Change the code?
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_03: Gee, I don't know.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_03: Get a dog, a more ferocious dog.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_03: He has a dog that doesn't even bark.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, dude, get a dog that's got some oomph to it.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_03: Get yourself a pit or something that'll fucking eat somebody alive.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_03: See a flashlight, have the wife let that dog out the back door.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_03: You'll find out who it is real fucking quick.
• 31:21
  SPEAKER_01: You know, but I don't know.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's a mystery to be solved.
• 31:27
  SPEAKER_03: We'll see.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_03: Hopefully we won't find out because he's dead.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_03: But, you know, hopefully they just catch whoever this asshole is.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_01: Assuming he isn't dreaming all this.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there's that too.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_03: He has been through major trauma, but his wife is backing it, so his wife has seen it too.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm assuming that it is happening.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_03: I'm assuming when they do find out,
• 31:55
  SPEAKER_03: it's going to be some dumb fuck neighbor that works nights or works second shift
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_03: or something.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_03: He's out in his yard fucking doing whatever,
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_03: walking his dog or some shit at three in the morning or whatever.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_03: We'll see.
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_01: Come to find out it's the headlights of cars from a street over turning the corner.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_03: It could be that too.
• 32:18
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I don't know.
• 32:19
  SPEAKER_03: I've never been to his house to know.
• 32:22
  SPEAKER_03: So, you know, I don't know the lay of the land to give you a real opinion on this.
• 32:29
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 32:31
  SPEAKER_03: Hopefully whatever it is, it gets solved because that is kind of scary when you think about it.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_03: Somebody fucking flashing lights in your house.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_03: That would have me outside.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_03: That would definitely have me looking to shoot somebody in the fucking head.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you'd be taking your long stick and go boom.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'd be using the short one that'll cut them right in half.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, your little judge.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 32:56
  SPEAKER_03: You know, this one looks scary, but the other one is scary.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_01: That little 410 round.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_03: Well, and I've got Kevlar cutters in it.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_03: I keep it loaded with the real arsenal.
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_03: That thing will cut through a tank.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, all right, you want to come in here?
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_03: Do so at your own fucking peril.
• 33:18
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, pal.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, very good.
• 33:23
  SPEAKER_01: Well, not a whole lot going on on my end of the world.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_01: You know, it's just been nose to the grindstone day in, day out.
• 33:31
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_01: You know, just very busy.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_01: But like I said,
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_01: I was looking forward to a three-day weekend just to get a little reprieve
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_01: and relax.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 33:43
  SPEAKER_01: My nephew James and his dad and his brother are actually in your neck of
• 33:48
  SPEAKER_01: the woods visiting my dad this weekend.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's cool.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: So they're in the area.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_01: Very cool.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_01: So I was over there last year at this time.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_01: I came in over Labor Day weekend.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's right.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_01: That's when you and me and Mean Metal X had dinner together.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_03: Has that already been a year?
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: Been a year.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_01: God damn it.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_01: And I mentioned earlier that you and I met for lunch a couple of months ago.
• 34:17
  SPEAKER_01: That was March.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_01: That was when?
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_03: March?
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_01: That was March.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_01: Shit, so that's almost a year.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like April, May, June, July, August.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_01: Five months ago.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: Five months ago.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_03: That seems like two weeks ago.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_01: Because when I sat there and thought, well,
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_01: we met for lunch,
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_01: and then I thought,
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_01: wait a minute,
• 34:37
  SPEAKER_01: I was wearing my long leather coat, so it was still kind of cold outside.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it wasn't snowing, but it was almost.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_01: I was visiting my dad for his birthday.
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_01: His birthday is March 15th, so that's when I was there last.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_01: Isn't that crazy?
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's nuts.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's insane how fucking fast this goddamn clock is running these days.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_03: It is.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_01: It is.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_01: So maybe you're right.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you need to get out and,
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_01: you know, figure out a way to have some kind of social interaction.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_03: I was talking to a friend this week, you know, texting back and forth.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like real into like military stuff.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, why don't you go out to like a VFW hall?
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I've never been to a beach.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_03: I've never done anything military from the day I got out of the military.
• 35:40
  SPEAKER_03: And it's not that I'm anti-military.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_03: Obviously, I'm pro-military and whatnot.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_03: But the day I got out was the day I got out.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_03: That was the end.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, She's like, look up where there's a VFW hall near you.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_03: You probably go there.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_03: You can meet some people because she's trying to help me with some paperwork stuff
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_03: that I'm trying to do.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, well,
• 36:03
  SPEAKER_03: you can just go to the VFW and there'll be somebody there that can help you
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_03: with this certain thing that I need to get done.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like, okay.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, well, look it up.
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_03: Where's there a VFW near you?
• 36:16
  SPEAKER_03: I look it up.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_03: There is literally one 1.2 miles from my house.
• 36:21
  SPEAKER_03: And I've never even seen it.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, that's just fucking embarrassing.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, you could go there.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_03: You served in a fucking war.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: You can absolutely go there.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_03: And if nothing else, go once a month to get the fucking free pancake breakfast or whatever.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh yeah, I guess I could.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_03: And then again, socialize with people and tell war
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_01: stories and shit.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_03: Which would be fun because God knows I got some good ones.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_01: You got to get one of those ball caps that are embroidered
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_01: with your –
• 36:58
  SPEAKER_03: My VFW hall number or whatever?
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, no,
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: your branch of the military you served in and the year that you were in there
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_01: and what your rank was and all that shit.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_03: Well, dude, it's funny you bring that up because that's how this discussion started
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_03: because I was talking to her about going to the VA
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_03: and how I felt like I don't belong at the VA because I don't have the VFW hat
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_03: and I needed to get a VFW hat.
• 37:30
  SPEAKER_03: And that's when she started with me about,
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_03: well, you could go over there to get help with your paperwork too and this and that.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, well, where is there one?
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_03: And I looked it up and I was like,
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_03: oh my God, it is literally a mile and 1.2 miles from my house.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you could almost walk there.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_03: You could walk there, for God's sakes.
• 37:47
  SPEAKER_03: I wasn't such a fat fucking slug.
• 37:50
  SPEAKER_01: No, that'll help you in your journey of losing some weight.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'm walking to and from the VFW hall.
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_01: Exactly, to eat pancakes.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_01: Right, I'm having a pancake and a beer, then I'm going to walk back home.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, at least then I'd burn off some of the pancakes, I would imagine.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_01: And you get a cheap beer over there.
• 38:10
  SPEAKER_01: I guess they have discounted beers or something.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_01: Their beers are less expensive.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_03: I like the sound of that.
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_03: And then if I get too fucked up, I could still get, I could, you know, Uber for about $3.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_01: Or you could just, you could just wander, you know, stagger home.
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_01: Stagger home.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly right.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_03: So close.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_01: There's that Chris Aiken guy again, staggering home.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_03: Chris, you could read your books at the VFW.
• 38:37
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I guess I could.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_03: Did I tell you that my book got pulled from Amazon?
• 38:43
  SPEAKER_01: Is that a surprise?
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_03: It's not a surprise.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_03: I'm surprised it took that long.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, the Korea book.
• 38:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, the Korean book?
• 38:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 38:51
  SPEAKER_03: The Korea book.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_03: They finally figured out what it said on the cover, I guess.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_01: Was that the reason?
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_03: They didn't give me a reason.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_03: They just said it's no longer available in the store.
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_03: It's out of print.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_03: So if you don't have one,
• 39:09
  SPEAKER_03: I probably have a few more here somewhere, but I'll get more printed somewhere else.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, they pulled it.
• 39:18
  SPEAKER_03: Not surprising.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't realize it at all, really.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_03: I was going because somebody had asked me to get an autographed one
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_03: and I didn't know where I had any here in the house.
• 39:29
  SPEAKER_03: So I went to order them, and they were like, sorry, this is out of print.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, fuck.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_03: They don't tell you these things?
• 39:37
  SPEAKER_03: But, yeah.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_03: Another censorship thing.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_03: Probably.
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: I'm positive.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, dude, the name of the book is Your Mother Has a Bald Pussy.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_03: In Korean.
• 39:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, in Korean.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I can still speak it, but I can still say the words.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_03: I just can't sell those words anymore.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if somebody were to tell me that, I'd go, sounds good to me.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right on, bro.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_01: Stop tempting me with a good time.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_03: I watch MASH, too.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's funny.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of books being pulled a few weeks ago, Mark Dice got one of his books pulled.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_01: Same place, Amazon?
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Amazon.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_01: And so some popular podcaster picked up on it and started making a thing about it.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_01: And Amazon came back and said, oh, this was just an oversight.
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_01: This was just a mistake.
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_01: It was an oversight.
• 40:56
  SPEAKER_01: And they relisted it and everything.
• 40:59
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like, yeah, this was just a clerical mistake.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't have it in me to fight with them.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that book came out, what, six, eight years ago?
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_03: Something like that.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, at least.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_03: If you got it, you got it.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_03: If you didn't, you didn't.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_03: That's where I'm at with it right now.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_03: Two thousand some odd ones of you did.
• 41:19
  SPEAKER_03: There's a new book coming out that I will have participated in.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_03: The CMS book.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_03: So you can buy that instead.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_03: That's less likely to get pulled.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_03: Although I don't know.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know the stories you've told.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: I've told some doosies.
• 41:35
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that's the whole idea is that it's from both of our perspectives.
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_01: You know, so that's what's going to be interested.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm interested in what you recall.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_01: And what our guests who got interviewed will say about us.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_01: So I guess our author or co-author caught up with Don this past week.
• 42:02
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, good.
• 42:03
  SPEAKER_01: And I guess he gave him quite a bit of time.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, good.
• 42:07
  SPEAKER_01: Because Don likes to talk.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_01: When he gets on a roll, he likes to talk.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 42:12
  SPEAKER_01: So apparently he gave...
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: Our co-author, quite an earful.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_03: So the book will be all Don with one paragraph by me and two by you.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what he said or anything,
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_01: but I'm looking forward to see what our friends have said about
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_01: the classic metal show.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_01: That being,
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_01: of course,
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_01: Don and Stephen Percy and Nader the Priest and Jamie St.
• 42:40
  SPEAKER_01: James and Ron Keel and Chipsenov.
• 42:45
  SPEAKER_01: They've all participated in commentary on the book.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just anxious to get it going just because I have brand new intros
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_03: and outros ready to go with the new logo.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_03: I have them all built,
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_03: but I haven't used them because we haven't introduced that yet to the people,
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_03: but they're so much better than the garbage that I'm using now.
• 43:06
  SPEAKER_03: I just like them a whole lot better.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_03: I need to send them to you.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_03: I I should stop with that.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I know Neely will like it.
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck, I don't care.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I should actually send you some shit that I'm doing, but I think you'll like it.
• 43:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's kind of seizure inducing a little bit.
• 43:23
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_03: It's pretty cool.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's cool.
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_03: And it's short.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_03: it's much shorter than the one we currently have with the,
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_03: I call it the drum intro with the big drum and it's flipping around and all
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_03: that shit.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_03: And, you know,
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_03: I actually stopped using that one about three months ago just because it's too long.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's by the time they get to the first segment, it's like already a minute in.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_03: And I noticed from our stats that we're just losing half the audience
• 43:54
  SPEAKER_03: because they get in there and they see that long intro and they're like,
• 43:56
  SPEAKER_03: fuck this, I'm out.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_03: So I shortened down to the one that I was using for best ofs for now,
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_03: just because I know we got new ones coming anyway.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_03: Trying to grow this goddamn show a little bit.
• 44:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no shit.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: After 30 years, it's about time we start growing this show.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, putting in a little effort finally.
• 44:19
  SPEAKER_01: Been on cruise control for 30 fucking years, but now it's
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_03: time to get going.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_01: Right, because we don't want the dirt truck to get bigger than the classic metal.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_03: Well, they already are,
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_01: aren't they?
• 44:31
  SPEAKER_01: Because we're going to do some work with the Talking Metal guys.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_03: Talking Metal, how'd that all work out?
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_01: That old clip that I pulled for the intro that just made me laugh.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to work, do some work.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_03: We're going to do some work.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_01: And get bigger than the classic metal show.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_01: Who?
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_01: Where did the rev go?
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_01: What happened to him?
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure he's still out there doing something dumb.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_01: What happened to his black metal coffee?
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, coffee radio or whatever that shit was.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever that was.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_03: All these, he's going to break an unsigned band.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_02: All right, bro.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_03: Have at it.
• 45:15
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he was doing promotion for, that was the fun, because I would get those.
• 45:22
  SPEAKER_03: I guess he didn't realize that it was me and he kept me on his mailing list.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_00: Sure.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_03: And every single time it was like just the worst bands.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, hey, Disgusting Jesus is looking for press.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, are they?
• 45:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's like just the worst fucking bands.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_01: What was the name of his promotional thing?
• 45:44
  SPEAKER_01: Something.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_01: Dark Black Coffee or something.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_01: Black Coffee.
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_03: Black Coffee Stain or something.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_03: I don't remember.
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: It was weird.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_01: Just a weird thing.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 45:53
  SPEAKER_03: Well, fits with everything else that Jake Bannerman did.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_03: You know, with all his dumb books and everything.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:04
  SPEAKER_01: Just a goofy guy.
• 46:05
  SPEAKER_03: Just a dork.
• 46:07
  SPEAKER_03: He is.
• 46:08
  SPEAKER_03: He's just a dork.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking.
• 46:12
  SPEAKER_01: I've got the desire, but no direction.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_03: And he's not good at it.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_03: I wonder how much he's used that education that he paid for for three years at
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_03: the School of Broadcasting.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_03: he's probably still mopping floors at the local Denny's or whatever it was
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_03: that he was doing.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_01: He got your cans on.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_01: My cans.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_01: You got your cans on.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_01: You couldn't look across the room and see that you got his cans.
• 46:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's because Ray was low because he was sitting in one
• 46:46
  SPEAKER_01: of those fucking outside chairs, lawn chair.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_01: Lawn chair doing with his sandwich at his foot.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
• 46:57
  SPEAKER_03: Keep it from sliding down in the chair by putting his foot on the sandwich.
• 47:01
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking Ray.
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: That
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_03: was so goofy,
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_01: man.
• 47:04
  SPEAKER_03: The best, though, was when Ray tried to do the show without the Rev.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_03: As bad as the Rev was, Ray Solo was way worse.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_01: And he had his chick with him, didn't he?
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_03: He had his chick with him, too.
• 47:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oof, that was so bad.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_01: What did he call her?
• 47:20
  SPEAKER_01: Black Metal Princess or something like that?
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_03: I think the Black Metal Babe.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_01: Black Metal Babe?
• 47:25
  SPEAKER_01: Wasn't she the Black Metal Babe?
• 47:27
  SPEAKER_01: Something like that.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_01: It was just kind of weird.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: But I think one of the funniest things,
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_01: among the many funny things we did was when he was announcing that they were going
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_01: to have a website and that they were going to get the domain name,
• 47:43
  SPEAKER_01: Beer Chicks and Politics.
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I logged into my GoDaddy account and snatched it right up immediately.
• 47:51
  SPEAKER_03: And within like a day, I had it pointed to Lemon Party.
• 47:56
  SPEAKER_03: Like you were like, put this somewhere.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_03: I just remember you calling me the next morning.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, can you make this go somewhere?
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh yeah.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_03: Was it meat spin?
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_03: I think it was lemon party.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_01: Was it lemon party?
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_03: I think it was because, I mean, neither is good.
• 48:13
  SPEAKER_03: But I mean, 80-year-old guys blowing themselves was so brutal.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_03: And you're right.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_03: Go ahead with your story because you'll remember the word for word a whole lot better than me.
• 48:24
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, those crafty guys over there at the classic metal show.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_01: And then he's got booze, news, and what was it?
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_01: Coups.
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_03: Booze, coups, and news.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_01: Beer, chicks, and politics.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 48:46
  SPEAKER_01: What a dork.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_01: Just grab that domain up like right away.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he was so dumb to just say it.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_03: Like we couldn't do the same thing he did for $12.
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_03: It was worth it.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_03: Look, we did so many fun things at that dude.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_03: Remember, he couldn't stop kissing, what's her name, Maria from In This Moment's ass.
• 49:13
  SPEAKER_01: And we had Maria made a mean ID.
• 49:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I did a whole interview just to get the ID.
• 49:19
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't even want to interview her.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_03: But I did a whole interview just to get the ID.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_03: And the ID was, hey,
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_03: it's Maria from In This Moment,
• 49:28
  SPEAKER_03: and you're listening to the worst show on the internet, Dirt Talk.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, that sounds mean.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, oh, no, no, it's just a joke.
• 49:37
  SPEAKER_03: And I literally went with that.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's like Opie and Anthony, how they do the worst of.
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, same thing.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's what we do here.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_03: And she just rolled with it.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_03: And then I just called it and left it on
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_01: his voicemail.
• 49:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he was all about in this moment.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: He was all in on job for a cowboy.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, job for a cowboy too, yeah.
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• 50:51
  SPEAKER_03: But the in this moment thing was hilarious that I literally did
• 50:54
  SPEAKER_03: a 30 minute interview just to get a five
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_01: second ID.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_01: Just to get her to say you're listening to the worst show on the internet.
• 51:03
  SPEAKER_03: Just to break his spirit like a horse in a kennel.
• 51:13
  SPEAKER_01: Fun times.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fun times.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_01: And, you know,
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_01: right along those lines,
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_01: you know, you making contact with Shadow Steel just so we could goof on him.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_03: That was another one that was like, you know, I was like, I think I can get this guy.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_03: And that's the only time in the history of the show where we purposely changed roles.
• 51:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_03: Because it was the only time in the show where I purposely was the good guy because he liked me.
• 51:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 51:51
  SPEAKER_03: You know, he liked me.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_03: So it was like, okay, well,
• 51:54
  SPEAKER_03: if I'm the good guy and you come off with all the shit questions,
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_03: well, I can come right back.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_03: You're amazing.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_03: You're the best.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_03: And I mean, your questions were fucking so outstanding.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it was.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_01: Because I actually wrote them out.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was so funny.
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_01: Just adding like a litany of facts to something.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_03: About something that asked something totally different.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_01: And asking a totally unrelated question.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_01: Like I was leading up to something with all these things.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_01: And I ask a question that has nothing to do with what I just talked about.
• 52:28
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, you're.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_03: You broadcast for years out of Pittston, Pennsylvania.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_03: Pittston with a population of 38,364.
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_01: Established in 1938 by, you know, blah, blah, blah.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_03: Alligator pits or whatever, you know, like this whole thing.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_03: And then you'd be like, Shadow, how do you feel about CB radio?
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_03: It was like, what the fuck are you doing?
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_03: And this guy would get,
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_03: remember he got so mad at you and then he wouldn't even say your name at the end.
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_03: He was like, I want to thank you, Chris.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_01: He just kept ignoring me, kept trying to ignore me.
• 53:03
  SPEAKER_03: That was a fun one.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, me and you,
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_03: that was one of those, as soon as he hung up, you and I just stayed on laughing.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_03: For probably fucking 30 minutes, just laughing at how funny that shit was.
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 53:17
  SPEAKER_01: That was so good.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_01: And he also was the traffic guy on the Scranton, Pennsylvania morning show, Rusty Fender.
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_01: Rusty Fender.
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_01: He was Rusty Fender.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_01: Let's check in with traffic with Rusty Fender.
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_01: God, we had some fun with that dude.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, my God.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_03: Him and his bad podcast, Mad Pod.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_03: Madpod.
• 53:44
  SPEAKER_03: Madpod.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_01: What was his guy who did the intro for him?
• 53:49
  SPEAKER_03: I don't remember what his name was, but he had a good voice, but he wasn't any better.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_03: He would just turn it over to Shadow,
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_03: and Shadow would be like, today we are speaking with Sammy Hagar.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_03: Sammy, you were born in 1942 in Elizabethtown, New Jersey.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_03: Sammy, what is it like to join Van Halen?
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, what?
• 54:15
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we cover some of that stuff in the upcoming book.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_01: So I talked about that stuff in the book and made mention of a few of those things.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_01: So just reliving some of the past silliness that both Chris and I have participated
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_01: in during the tenure of the show.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Dirt Talk and Shadow Steel and Kay and Abby and even Talking Metal,
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_03: that was, I would say that was the heyday of the show.
• 54:52
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_03: That was, I mean, we were on fire every show,
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_01: every second.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_01: And any of the podcasts that you found on, what was that?
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_01: Blog Talk Radio.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Blog Talk Radio.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_01: There you are.
• 55:09
  SPEAKER_01: That was just a haven of goodness.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_01: Blog talk, radio.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_01: There was so much goodness going on.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_01: You do it over your phone.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because that's better.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_03: And they'd get these guys, they'd be on, and they'd be on for like five minutes.
• 55:23
  SPEAKER_03: They'd be like, oh my God, 43 minutes to go.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_01: And then, of course, we pissed off that guy, Big Mike.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_03: Big Mike, yeah.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 55:32
  SPEAKER_01: Talking about going to the movies and theater and trying to find the right seat and all that.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 55:40
  SPEAKER_01: Well, if you've been a longtime listener of the CMS,
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_01: some of these stories might ring a bell with you.
• 55:46
  SPEAKER_03: If you follow us on Rumble or stuff, I've been moving a lot of that stuff over to Rumble.
• 55:50
  SPEAKER_03: So make sure you go look because a lot of that stuff is out there.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_03: I've been moving.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_03: I moved a Doro interview this week from 2012.
• 56:00
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, man, how many interviews have we done with Doro?
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_03: Doro might be up there with Jeff Tate.
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, she's been on the show at least eight, maybe ten times.
• 56:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she's been on a lot.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, I've interviewed her just since the pandemic, I think five different times.
• 56:24
  SPEAKER_01: Really, that many?
• 56:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because she's always doing stuff.
• 56:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, sure.
• 56:29
  SPEAKER_01: Well, you got to give it to her.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_01: She's nonstop.
• 56:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, she put out a god-awful song this week.
• 56:38
  SPEAKER_03: She did a cover of Go Your Own Way, the Fleetwood Mac song.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 56:44
  SPEAKER_03: Her and Joel Holkstra.
• 56:47
  SPEAKER_03: Two people I like, and that's just...
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_01: Well, maybe we'll check it out later in the show.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_03: We can definitely do it.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_03: I got a lot of music to check out tonight, that's for sure.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm glad you have a good list of things because I have been remiss this week
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_01: on having too many
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_03: notes to myself.
• 57:06
  SPEAKER_03: I got tons and tons and tons.
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 57:11
  SPEAKER_01: Well,
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_01: I say we take a break and then we'll get into your tons and tons and tons of stuff
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_01: and stuff and stuff.
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_01: Sounds good to me.
• 57:20
  SPEAKER_01: Alright.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_01: Well, as always,
• 57:23
  SPEAKER_01: I will be playing your tunes that you request by way of the locals page on
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_01: the FastPass.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_01: That's kind of a little thank you to the people who support us with your hard-earned bucks.
• 57:35
  SPEAKER_01: And you get to request a song on a Saturday night.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_01: And I see there's quite a few requests in there already.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_01: But lead the charge.
• 57:45
  SPEAKER_01: I will let Chris pick the song to get us going.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_01: So what shall we play?
• 57:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to go outside of even my normal box here a little bit,
• 57:53
  SPEAKER_03: just because this is the anniversary of me finding out about this.
• 58:00
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going with Eulogy from the band Tool, of course, from the Enema release.
• 58:06
  SPEAKER_03: And the reason I'm going with that is I was reminded this week
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_03: that this was like 10 years ago or whatever,
• 58:12
  SPEAKER_03: was when I first found out that Maynard James Keenan had referenced my review of
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_03: that record from Scene Magazine in his book.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 58:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's the most goofy thing ever.
• 58:23
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, you know, Matt Wardlaw sent that to me, sent me like a screenshot of it.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_03: He's like, did you know that you were in Maynard's book?
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_03: And I looked and sure enough,
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_03: he had some quote about this is Thinking Man's Metal or something
• 58:35
  SPEAKER_03: that I had just said.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I remember that.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_03: And literally on the bottom of the page,
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_03: it's like reference Chris Aiken, Scene Magazine, whatever date.
• 58:43
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, wow, I fucking made it to a book.
• 58:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's pretty cool.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 58:49
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 58:51
  SPEAKER_01: All right.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we're going to jump into the tunes here.
• 58:54
  SPEAKER_01: So here's Tool with Eulogy exclusively here.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_01: On your classic metal show.