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- 0:11Speaker 2: Nay, what's going on there, pal? We saw you the
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- 3:20Speaker 1: We're in a bag and now you open up a
- 3:22Speaker 1: bag of horse and there's only like twenty five percent
- 3:24Speaker 1: of the horse that you used to get.
- 3:27Speaker 2: The bag feels fuller, a tricky.
- 3:31Speaker 3: It's the air they put it. They gas these hoares up.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Throwing dollar bills at a strip club has always just
- 3:37Speaker 2: been a dollar, yeah, and it's four horse with inflation.
- 3:42Speaker 6: I think there are places where they give you twos now, yeah.
- 3:47Speaker 6: And you know what that's done is that it has
- 3:48Speaker 6: absolutely decimated the tooth fairy industry because the tooth fairies
- 3:54Speaker 6: rely on two dollar bills.
- 3:55Speaker 1: Yes, toothfairries love tos or like kitchy old men who
- 3:59Speaker 1: keep a wallet full of twos.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Twos are great.
- 4:04Speaker 6: The back of the two has the signing of the
- 4:07Speaker 6: Declaration of Independence, I believe. And what I love about
- 4:10Speaker 6: that is that it's the one bill that has just
- 4:12Speaker 6: this huge scene of lots of lots of dues, tons
- 4:16Speaker 6: of dudes.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Historic dudes. Robert Livingston, John Jay No.
- 4:21Speaker 2: That sounds right, did he?
- 4:24Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 4:24Speaker 2: I think that's right? All right? Ready, haven't we started?
- 4:28Speaker 2: I don't know, we never did. The intro people get
- 4:29Speaker 2: really confused when we don't do the intro.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Well, just like this. This is like the pre.
- 4:34Speaker 6: Credit dynamic warm up. And I can tell this is
- 4:36Speaker 6: going to be a good episode because even the warm
- 4:38Speaker 6: up felt like good, good stuff.
- 4:40Speaker 2: I wasn't paying attention at all because I thought we weren't.
- 4:42Speaker 2: We didn't started yet.
- 4:44Speaker 3: You don't pay attention to our regular car.
- 4:45Speaker 2: I even, no, God no, and I didn't even have
- 4:48Speaker 2: my microphone close to me.
- 4:49Speaker 6: I was like, he didn't pay attention because he didn't
- 4:52Speaker 6: think it was a time for him to talk yet.
- 4:55Speaker 2: Exactly. Yeah, all right, we are here live from Welcome Back,
- 5:01Speaker 2: Welcome Back to Son of a Boy Dead podcast. Today
- 5:03Speaker 2: it is May twentieth. Oh wow, look at that and.
- 5:10Speaker 3: Episode two oh two, Episode two oh two.
- 5:12Speaker 2: What happened on May twentieth? Was it something? Been? Loden
- 5:15Speaker 2: killed on May twentieth?
- 5:17Speaker 3: I was outside that day, right, Wasn't he killed?
- 5:21Speaker 2: But I was wearing and mats. It's close, it's close.
- 5:24Speaker 1: I was wearing jeans and a Stoley Vodka shirt and
- 5:27Speaker 1: we had to sign that said honk because we killed
- 5:29Speaker 1: bin Laden.
- 5:30Speaker 3: We were outside, we were drinking beers.
- 5:32Speaker 2: May second. Ah, not that close, not that close.
- 5:35Speaker 3: Zero. We missed it? What'd you?
- 5:37Speaker 2: Every year? I forget?
- 5:39Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to start celebrating.
- 5:40Speaker 6: I always tell myself, I'm gonna go watch some grainy porn, yeah,
- 5:45Speaker 6: with my seven children around the Uh.
- 5:48Speaker 3: Like we celebrate the nasty things that happened in our history,
- 5:51Speaker 3: like January sixth, September eleventh, October seventh, we need to
- 5:56Speaker 3: start celebrating the fucking the good things.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you? When did you? What did you?
- 6:01Speaker 2: How did you guys find out that been Laden died?
- 6:04Speaker 1: Word of mouth? A guy rode through town on a horse,
- 6:10Speaker 1: ringing a bell. Our town cryer started going crazy.
- 6:13Speaker 2: Did you guys cry when you found out? No? I bawled,
- 6:17Speaker 2: cried like a baby.
- 6:19Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, damn, it must have been.
- 6:21Speaker 2: I was rooting for him.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Oh, tears of sadness. It's like a movies when you
- 6:27Speaker 1: root for the bag.
- 6:28Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, man, end of an era like Roberts Nero
- 6:30Speaker 2: and Goodfellas.
- 6:31Speaker 6: You know, as long as I didn't know he was dead,
- 6:36Speaker 6: I could still believe there was a chance at reconciliation.
- 6:39Speaker 2: I remember my dad came into my room and told
- 6:41Speaker 2: me at like six a m. Really, yeah, wake up boy, Yeah,
- 6:46Speaker 2: he said, uh, he said they killed Bin Laden, And
- 6:49Speaker 2: I said, who's been Laden? Now? He said, they killed
- 6:52Speaker 2: bin Laden. Then he did a whole demonstration for me.
- 6:55Speaker 2: He was kicking down doors and shooting him the beautiful dogs.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Yeah was great.
- 7:01Speaker 3: And you were like, you started crying over this letter
- 7:04Speaker 3: that you had been reading they had written. But what
- 7:06Speaker 3: about these beautiful words you said about the imperialistic nature
- 7:09Speaker 3: of America?
- 7:10Speaker 2: I actually do remember our I We had my social
- 7:14Speaker 2: studies teacher that that day. We had a big meeting
- 7:18Speaker 2: and she was like crying. You're like, come on, relax, Well,
- 7:23Speaker 2: how do you know? You don't know?
- 7:24Speaker 6: I mean, I presume this was near Boston, right, Yeah,
- 7:28Speaker 6: those bad guys they flew they flew out of Boston.
- 7:30Speaker 2: True. Yeah, maybe she might have known some Maybe she
- 7:33Speaker 2: knew someone who was supposed to be on the flight, or.
- 7:35Speaker 1: She probably knew the TSA agent again if you want
- 7:37Speaker 1: in America didn't even touch them going in.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Yeah. I was supposed to be on that flight. Must
- 7:43Speaker 2: have been a big ass plane for how many people
- 7:45Speaker 2: were supposed to be it was, wasn't it going to
- 7:47Speaker 2: l A I don't know. Must have been like a Titanic. Yeah, yeah,
- 7:52Speaker 2: they were going to two.
- 7:53Speaker 6: Thousands they were going across the country.
- 7:55Speaker 2: It would have been a big flight.
- 7:56Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, how many how many people were on the
- 7:59Speaker 9: on the flight? Hundred wouldn't have been an A three
- 8:01Speaker 9: eighty three eighties. That's across the country. They go across
- 8:05Speaker 9: the world, It's true, they do. You're not You're not
- 8:08Speaker 9: thinking his straight. I'm thinking they were probably seven seven sevens.
- 8:12Speaker 9: Seven seven seven is a big plane, though.
- 8:14Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Strong, But it's not an
- 8:15Speaker 2: A three eighties, not an air bus. No, brother, you're
- 8:19Speaker 2: talking to a guy who has a A three eighty
- 8:21Speaker 2: model plane in his apartment. See, it's nine hundred ninety
- 8:25Speaker 2: eight people, largest passenger plane.
- 8:27Speaker 3: In the world. Francis seems like he stories.
- 8:29Speaker 2: He knows about his ship too, though, now I'm surprised
- 8:32Speaker 2: about your knowledge.
- 8:33Speaker 6: Well, I used to pull out the when they had
- 8:35Speaker 6: to hold out that had the different types of planes.
- 8:37Speaker 6: They don't stock those in the backs of seats anymore, No.
- 8:40Speaker 2: No, they sometimes do. Oh really, yeah, I've seen them.
- 8:43Speaker 2: I'll read them every time I would.
- 8:45Speaker 6: I Well, it got to a point for me where
- 8:47Speaker 6: I would open it up and someone had come before
- 8:50Speaker 6: me and circled the one that they would hijack.
- 8:52Speaker 2: And the Dark. You know, that's probably they thought it
- 8:56Speaker 2: was a road map. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like looking
- 8:59Speaker 2: at him that much because I feel like people are people.
- 9:02Speaker 2: It raises some questions when you're just staring at this pamphlet,
- 9:05Speaker 2: like describing all the parts of the plane for like
- 9:08Speaker 2: thirty minutes straight. Yeah, dude.
- 9:10Speaker 6: By the way, people who will do the crossword puzzle
- 9:13Speaker 6: in the Sky magazine complete it and then put it
- 9:17Speaker 6: back in the seat. That's one of the most braggadocious
- 9:22Speaker 6: things I've ever seen.
- 9:23Speaker 2: I didn't even know there was a crossword in the
- 9:24Speaker 2: sky magazine. I don't even know that is what the
- 9:26Speaker 2: Sky magazine is.
- 9:27Speaker 3: It's kind of a good while hunting.
- 9:30Speaker 1: It's just like leaving the problem solved on the blackboard
- 9:33Speaker 1: and walking away.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
- 9:36Speaker 3: Why would you fill out the crossword puzzle in a
- 9:39Speaker 3: fucking brilliant airplane and not want anybody to know that
- 9:42Speaker 3: it was you?
- 9:43Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that's exactly right. If I were to do it,
- 9:45Speaker 2: I would leave.
- 9:45Speaker 3: It, sign it.
- 9:46Speaker 2: I would sign my name, and then how much time
- 9:49Speaker 2: it took? Yeah, yeah, timing. Yeah, I write my email down.
- 9:53Speaker 3: It was a short flight of New York to Boston.
- 9:55Speaker 2: My Instagram handled DMA for Dick, Smart Dick.
- 10:02Speaker 3: I'm gonna dye for smart Dick.
- 10:04Speaker 2: I was banging out some crosswords. I was I was
- 10:06Speaker 2: on Friday night or no, it was Thursday night. I
- 10:10Speaker 2: was gonna go fishing on Friday, of course, and then
- 10:13Speaker 2: I went I had a I had a case of
- 10:16Speaker 2: the can't sleeps because I'm too excited and I had
- 10:19Speaker 2: to cancel the turette because I could not fall asleep.
- 10:22Speaker 2: It was four thirty in the morning.
- 10:23Speaker 3: You're too excited to fish?
- 10:24Speaker 2: I was too excited, Damn. I was thinking I was,
- 10:27Speaker 2: and then I would close my eyes and I was
- 10:28Speaker 2: just picturing all the holes and what I was going
- 10:30Speaker 2: to throw into them, and I was like, I'm gonna
- 10:33Speaker 2: I was like eyes, I'm like eyes closed for an hour,
- 10:35Speaker 2: I'm still wide awake. Yeah, just being like I'm gonna
- 10:38Speaker 2: have to stop at the fly shop in the morning,
- 10:39Speaker 2: so I should probably say my alarm for earlier. And
- 10:41Speaker 2: then it got to a point where I was like, Okay,
- 10:43Speaker 2: I'm gonna get two hours of sleep and I have
- 10:45Speaker 2: four spots tonight.
- 10:46Speaker 6: Yeah, but I didn't sleep at all last night, and
- 10:48Speaker 6: I still I never missed fishing.
- 10:50Speaker 2: True, I didn't get in. I didn't get the river
- 10:54Speaker 2: runs through it. You probably don't, And I have no
- 10:56Speaker 2: idea what you can see. No I did.
- 10:58Speaker 3: I was.
- 11:00Speaker 1: But that's one of the best things about, uh, about
- 11:04Speaker 1: having a hobby is the time you spend as you're
- 11:07Speaker 1: going to bed thinking about it.
- 11:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 11:09Speaker 3: Like, if you're.
- 11:10Speaker 1: Going if you don't have like something that's like that
- 11:13Speaker 1: you're working on or that you can think about it
- 11:15Speaker 1: as you go to sleep, your mind turns to darkness.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you start thinking about like the people who
- 11:21Speaker 1: have wronged you in your life, for fucking things that
- 11:24Speaker 1: are owed to you, or what people might or probably
- 11:27Speaker 1: are thinking about you. I think a man has to
- 11:30Speaker 1: have something that they think about constructively as they fall
- 11:33Speaker 1: asleep or they will fall into disrepair.
- 11:35Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean the only two things that I think
- 11:38Speaker 2: about are comedy and fishing. So when I'm going to bed,
- 11:40Speaker 2: it's either in plans it's either I no, not really plans,
- 11:43Speaker 2: but it's really it's either I suck at comedy or
- 11:46Speaker 2: I suck at fishing. And those are the thoughts racing
- 11:48Speaker 2: through my head every night.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Does that affect the dreams that you have?
- 11:51Speaker 2: Oh yeah, big time?
- 11:52Speaker 3: Like you have worse dreams when you think negatively about stuff.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not even just negatively, it's more I'm always
- 11:57Speaker 2: just trying to think about what I can do to
- 11:59Speaker 2: be better.
- 12:00Speaker 1: I had like some really positive thoughts before bed the
- 12:03Speaker 1: other night, and it gave me the best.
- 12:05Speaker 3: Every dream I had was awesome.
- 12:06Speaker 2: Really, it was having some vivid dreams lately.
- 12:09Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what are you on?
- 12:11Speaker 2: Toning a little bit here and there? Elth and yeah, you've.
- 12:15Speaker 3: Been on the LT And what do you think about
- 12:17Speaker 3: before bed?
- 12:18Speaker 2: As hip mobility? Oh? I think one.
- 12:22Speaker 6: Even lying here in bed, my hips feel very tight.
- 12:26Speaker 6: And uh, my whole Instagram feed now is just men
- 12:30Speaker 6: showing me different exercises to mitigate.
- 12:33Speaker 2: Lower back pain. Have you got one of those things
- 12:35Speaker 2: that's like this, it's like that that that that thing,
- 12:39Speaker 2: and you like, sit on it, you lay on it.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Are you talking about a horse stretches out your hip flexers?
- 12:45Speaker 2: People say it works, wonders. I have not.
- 12:47Speaker 6: I haven't seen that one. But if we speak loudly enough,
- 12:50Speaker 6: I'm sure i'll get an ad for it.
- 12:51Speaker 2: I's like this for your hip flex Yeah, yeah, people
- 12:59Speaker 2: say it works. Wonders of the hips. Yeah, send that.
- 13:01Speaker 6: Your way the My videos are typically like three or
- 13:06Speaker 6: four extremely s felt guys saying, you know, do these
- 13:12Speaker 6: four exercises and you'll find you'll have no more back
- 13:15Speaker 6: pain in four weeks.
- 13:16Speaker 2: And then I bookmark that thing and then I never
- 13:18Speaker 2: watched it again.
- 13:20Speaker 6: Yeah, but I do. I do do some of them.
- 13:23Speaker 6: The couch stretch has been really helpful.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Which one is that do a demonstration? Oh yeah, you
- 13:27Speaker 2: want to see it. Oh everyone's getting up.
- 13:33Speaker 3: Yeah, that's close.
- 13:34Speaker 8: That's it.
- 13:34Speaker 3: That's close where you put your knee likes to.
- 13:42Speaker 4: And then.
- 13:44Speaker 2: And that stretches your hips hips hips lower, and that's
- 13:51Speaker 2: very interesting.
- 13:53Speaker 3: It counteracts all the sitting that we're doing.
- 13:55Speaker 2: That's a that's a good stretch we do.
- 13:57Speaker 6: There's so much sitting. You and I we were on
- 13:59Speaker 6: planes all the time, and these types of things are
- 14:02Speaker 6: really good. Yeah, for get, once you get off a plane,
- 14:05Speaker 6: if you can kind of.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Force you will you do that like in the airport
- 14:08Speaker 2: or wait till you know all wait till I get home.
- 14:10Speaker 2: I'm not a freak. I don't want people in the airport
- 14:13Speaker 2: being like, why is this guy warming up? Goggins would
- 14:16Speaker 2: do that.
- 14:17Speaker 3: That's that, you know.
- 14:17Speaker 1: The terrorists did a fucking full full four round of
- 14:20Speaker 1: hip flexor mobility before there.
- 14:22Speaker 2: Must be something nice though about about to be going
- 14:24Speaker 2: through with a terrorist attack. And you probably you're just like,
- 14:27Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat McDonald's for every meal.
- 14:30Speaker 3: Right, like crush the helal car.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly like you're not I'm gonna go the branch.
- 14:37Speaker 2: That's a fair point. You probably go to the airport
- 14:39Speaker 2: and you're probably like Jolly Ranchers, Dorito's, McDonald's, Wendy. You're
- 14:45Speaker 2: probably just hitting all of it.
- 14:46Speaker 1: But do you think that there was like a fifth
- 14:47Speaker 1: terrorist who like fell asleep in his seat.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a fat load terrorists' stomic kills. Yeah.
- 14:55Speaker 6: But I'm also I'm also so vain that i'd be like,
- 14:58Speaker 6: everybody on this plane is gonna be lookoking at me,
- 15:02Speaker 6: and I want them to respect when I'm.
- 15:04Speaker 2: Like, stay shut up, do not push that drink cart
- 15:08Speaker 2: towards me.
- 15:10Speaker 6: I didn't not eat fucking McDonald's.
- 15:13Speaker 2: The drink cart seems to be the main in West
- 15:16Speaker 2: battering Ram because I think is like Thor's hammer. Yeah,
- 15:19Speaker 2: we've gotten hit by the by the.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Fucking they do it on purpose, sometimes absolutely ding your
- 15:25Speaker 3: fucking elb elbow and it's.
- 15:27Speaker 6: It's as if to say, I know you were probably thinking, yeah,
- 15:30Speaker 6: me versus Oklahoma, drill me versus drink cart.
- 15:33Speaker 2: I think I could take it.
- 15:34Speaker 3: I need to see a spring break video of the
- 15:37Speaker 3: of the drink cart versus a spring breaker. I need
- 15:41Speaker 3: to see like a buff girl getting up from a
- 15:43Speaker 3: fucking full lay down going he's just the drink cart.
- 15:46Speaker 2: They should literally build houses out of drink carts.
- 15:49Speaker 6: Yeah, just cap exploding everywhere, and.
- 15:54Speaker 3: You put them in Oklahoma and you're fucking weathering the storm.
- 15:57Speaker 2: I mean, they are so heavy there you could hell
- 16:00Speaker 2: even just by the way that they pushed them, that
- 16:01Speaker 2: are like, oh like there, it's like maybe the plane
- 16:04Speaker 2: slightly tilted. You're like, this thing is seconds away from
- 16:06Speaker 2: just rolling to the back of the plane. That's right, Yeah,
- 16:08Speaker 2: cleaning out the line for the bathroom.
- 16:10Speaker 6: I've always been I've always been confused by decapitation.
- 16:14Speaker 2: Of course, you're talking to a survivor right now. Mm
- 16:18Speaker 2: hmm me. Yeah, I was almost decapitated as a child
- 16:23Speaker 2: Viking ran neck first into a into a wire Oh yeah,
- 16:28Speaker 2: I got clotheslined off my bike from my neck, had
- 16:30Speaker 2: a gash on my neck.
- 16:31Speaker 6: Yes, that's right. That happened at that friend's house, the
- 16:34Speaker 6: kid who dry. Yeah, we did a whole episode. Yeah,
- 16:38Speaker 6: that was fun. How's he doing great?
- 16:40Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
- 16:41Speaker 3: Why why are you thinking about decapitation?
- 16:43Speaker 2: Well? I remember reading I think it was a Michael
- 16:46Speaker 2: Crichton book spelled Crichton.
- 16:49Speaker 3: Yes, yes, of course.
- 16:50Speaker 6: Uh, he crossed Jurassic Park. No, he couldn't have That
- 16:56Speaker 6: was a c R I c H t O N.
- 17:00Speaker 3: They can't have been he did.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, what a pull. You're supposed to know
- 17:08Speaker 2: things like that. Ron he Uh.
- 17:11Speaker 6: He wrote a book about an airplane crash, and I
- 17:15Speaker 6: remember from the early scenes that the plane goes down
- 17:21Speaker 6: and the turbulence had gotten so bad that someone wasn't
- 17:23Speaker 6: strapped in and they they flew up out of their
- 17:26Speaker 6: seat and hit their head on the thing and it
- 17:29Speaker 6: decapitated them. Yeah, obviously this is a novel, but I
- 17:33Speaker 6: always wondered about that. You know, in some ways, I
- 17:37Speaker 6: don't understand how you could get decapitated unless we okay, uh,
- 17:43Speaker 6: unless something truly ran through your neck it severed your
- 17:48Speaker 6: head from your neck. But then I also know that
- 17:50Speaker 6: the head is quite heavy, and it's perched on a
- 17:53Speaker 6: rather thin bundle of sinew.
- 17:56Speaker 3: And but wou didn't you assume you would there would
- 17:59Speaker 3: need to be sort of sharp object like.
- 18:01Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying, But I don't think it is
- 18:04Speaker 6: that way. I think you can get decapitated, uh, just
- 18:08Speaker 6: by having something hit you hard enough on their neck and.
- 18:12Speaker 3: Just pop it off, and you wouldn't get enough of
- 18:14Speaker 3: a running start.
- 18:15Speaker 2: Maybe it's built. Maybe your body's built like a car,
- 18:18Speaker 2: like how it's built to crash, so your head just
- 18:22Speaker 2: pops off. Yeah, that's what I can easily reattach it.
- 18:25Speaker 2: I'm kind of wondering. Uh.
- 18:27Speaker 6: They talk about there was one there was a I
- 18:30Speaker 6: think there was a boy on a roller coaster. Yeah,
- 18:34Speaker 6: and I think that the roller coaster. I can't remember
- 18:39Speaker 6: exactly what happened. I think he had his hat had
- 18:41Speaker 6: flown off and he went over a fence back, yeah,
- 18:45Speaker 6: and hit the I think the roller coaster hit him
- 18:47Speaker 6: and it didn't capitate.
- 18:48Speaker 3: That makes sense fast, yeah.
- 18:50Speaker 6: But but but he's still not It's not as if
- 18:53Speaker 6: the car of the roller coaster is running through his
- 18:55Speaker 6: neck and slicing his head off. That is just a
- 18:57Speaker 6: full blown like and lion pop the top off.
- 19:02Speaker 3: I think that your first mistake is trusting fucking Michael Crichton,
- 19:06Speaker 3: the guy who told us that fucking dinosaurs could come
- 19:10Speaker 3: back through a fucking amberbid. The suspension of disbelief that
- 19:15Speaker 3: Crichton always relies on is asking a ton from his reader,
- 19:20Speaker 3: and you have to. It's like a Harry Potter book.
- 19:22Speaker 1: They're just like you have to just be like, yes,
- 19:24Speaker 1: the wands or will create a spell.
- 19:28Speaker 6: I think I wouldn't have brought this up if I
- 19:30Speaker 6: didn't remember that there was at least another example I'd
- 19:34Speaker 6: heard of someone being decapitated, not by having a blade
- 19:39Speaker 6: run through their head or a wire in Harry's case.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Yes, the capitation is just so juicy, Like, can't we
- 19:45Speaker 1: just rely on somebody's head getting carved in?
- 19:48Speaker 3: Couldn't their head have just gotten carved in to death?
- 19:51Speaker 6: I think we've immortalized decapitation as a result of the
- 19:56Speaker 6: Headless Horseman, Sleepy Hollow, Ikabod Crane.
- 20:00Speaker 2: I think we love that, we love it. I just
- 20:03Speaker 2: always picture like, isis the headings? Yeah? And that's blade?
- 20:07Speaker 3: Yeah sure, yeah, they did all different kinds of blades.
- 20:10Speaker 1: I was the Faces of Death guy in college, and
- 20:13Speaker 1: they were like doing it with a fucking like a
- 20:15Speaker 1: plastic knife.
- 20:18Speaker 6: Worst most video that stuck with me the most in
- 20:21Speaker 6: my life was I watched on lime wire a Russian
- 20:25Speaker 6: soldier having his head cut off and it's as if
- 20:29Speaker 6: they're doing it with a bread knife. Yeah, and he's
- 20:32Speaker 6: screaming the whole time. And I watched it. I was
- 20:34Speaker 6: probably eleven. Yeah, I watched the fucked up shit. Mine
- 20:37Speaker 6: was Columbine. I watched the entire ever I watched all that.
- 20:41Speaker 3: I watched the entire shooting of Columbine at my grandma's
- 20:44Speaker 3: house on my eye touch.
- 20:46Speaker 2: When I was like ten, The shooting of it. It
- 20:48Speaker 2: fucks me up tremendously tough. For a long time, all
- 20:51Speaker 2: I thought I would have nightmares every single night.
- 20:53Speaker 3: That actually contextualizes you a tongue.
- 20:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why I did it. It was
- 20:59Speaker 2: like it was just one of those things that when
- 21:00Speaker 2: you're young and you just watch theming and you're like, well,
- 21:03Speaker 2: I'm going to watch the whole thing.
- 21:04Speaker 3: Free world. We're living in a free society. Yeah, that's why.
- 21:07Speaker 1: That's one of those times when you're just like, damn,
- 21:09Speaker 1: I wish I grew up in China.
- 21:10Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that was one thing that I watched, where
- 21:13Speaker 2: as soon as I finished, I was like, hmm, shouldn't
- 21:15Speaker 2: have done that. That was a massive mistake.
- 21:18Speaker 3: Not because there's not mass killings in China.
- 21:21Speaker 1: It's because the Chinese don't let you watch what you
- 21:24Speaker 1: want to on your phone, not because you would have
- 21:26Speaker 1: avoided the mass killing.
- 21:27Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a live leak in well here definitely wasn't. No,
- 21:32Speaker 2: you can just find it on Twitter. True.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Now it's just like your Twitter.
- 21:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:36Speaker 6: I got a cool technological update having to do with
- 21:41Speaker 6: law and order. A friend of mine, someone someone I
- 21:46Speaker 6: know who is involved with like local politics and stuff
- 21:49Speaker 6: like that, told me that he'd sat recently or he'd
- 21:52Speaker 6: maybe he'd watched a town council meeting happened or something
- 21:57Speaker 6: in La County where the they we're taking a vote
- 22:01Speaker 6: and presenting the police forces, presenting this case of how
- 22:05Speaker 6: they're going to start using drones in lieu of police
- 22:10Speaker 6: cars for police chases. And think of this. So someone
- 22:16Speaker 6: you know takes off on a police chase. You got
- 22:20Speaker 6: twelve cars running down the highway, lots of damage, they're
- 22:23Speaker 6: trying to ram the car off the road. There's a
- 22:25Speaker 6: lot of civilian risk.
- 22:26Speaker 2: All of that.
- 22:27Speaker 6: There's a helicopter that they put up in the air
- 22:29Speaker 6: to chase them. That's going to cost five to ten
- 22:31Speaker 6: thousand dollars whatever for the county. Now what they're talking
- 22:36Speaker 6: about is just throwing up a drone in the air.
- 22:39Speaker 6: The drone just follows the car to wherever it's going
- 22:43Speaker 6: until it runs out of gas or it.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Especially as those drones, you can literally just have it
- 22:47Speaker 2: focus on an object, don't even have to control it.
- 22:50Speaker 6: And it's just it's just following it until that car
- 22:53Speaker 6: stops or the guy goes and gets home or goes
- 22:56Speaker 6: to some hide out place.
- 22:58Speaker 2: And then it just there.
- 23:01Speaker 6: And now the police can go and not only can
- 23:04Speaker 6: they go to exactly where that is, but they can
- 23:06Speaker 6: see from the video, the overhead video of the drone
- 23:09Speaker 6: exactly what they're getting themselves into. So they see whether
- 23:12Speaker 6: the person is armed, how many people he's got with him,
- 23:15Speaker 6: if he's doing any sort of like meth or whatever it.
- 23:18Speaker 2: May be, and.
- 23:21Speaker 6: They can then prepare and go in with the necessary
- 23:27Speaker 6: amount of force to subdue that person. And the drone
- 23:31Speaker 6: costs like thirteen cents to put up in the air
- 23:34Speaker 6: of battery power. And the big controversy was whether or
- 23:41Speaker 6: not they thought they should equip the drones with tasers
- 23:47Speaker 6: to subdue the car chasing person before the police even
- 23:54Speaker 6: got there. But there was always I guess the sphere
- 23:58Speaker 6: of kind.
- 23:58Speaker 3: Of one's flying at. Are they flying right above.
- 24:02Speaker 2: The I don't think they're super high up. I don't
- 24:04Speaker 2: think these are. Yeah, I don't like, say you.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Went into a mall parking deck or something like that,
- 24:10Speaker 1: Like is the drone going to follow behind the car
- 24:12Speaker 1: into the parking deck or are they just above the
- 24:14Speaker 1: parking deck and then you can just scramble.
- 24:16Speaker 6: It's a good question and a good point as to
- 24:19Speaker 6: where someone being chased by a drone should probably go, right.
- 24:23Speaker 2: That was my firste I was gonna say a tunnel.
- 24:25Speaker 6: A tunnel is a good one. Yeah, tunnel, Yeah, tunnel
- 24:28Speaker 6: is a good one. Then you just get another drone
- 24:31Speaker 6: and you you put one on both sides.
- 24:33Speaker 1: Yeah, Or do can criminals now get some anti drone technology?
- 24:39Speaker 2: Yeah, like a light breeze.
- 24:43Speaker 1: That's called a rocking title brov one. You see bums
- 24:52Speaker 1: like trying to knock out of this guy. Isn't there
- 24:54Speaker 1: a YouTube channel where they just fuck.
- 24:56Speaker 2: With people, just fuck up drones? Yeah?
- 24:59Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean obviously drone drones outside my my apartment window.
- 25:03Speaker 2: That's because you guys have a good view of the city.
- 25:05Speaker 3: But it's got to be a golden age for peeping tom.
- 25:07Speaker 6: These are these are these are close enough to me
- 25:10Speaker 6: that they're they're not looking out, they're looking in.
- 25:13Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, for sure, that's crazy.
- 25:16Speaker 3: It's a golden age for perverts.
- 25:18Speaker 2: It is. I saw a whole episode of a show
- 25:21Speaker 2: about that about perverts, not about like it was like
- 25:24Speaker 2: a law and I don't know what it was some
- 25:26Speaker 2: fucking hotels in a hotel and it was on TV,
- 25:28Speaker 2: but it was just like some dude was flying his
- 25:30Speaker 2: drone into like neighbors yards and stuff. Was he was
- 25:34Speaker 2: he spying on them or just taking photos of them? Yeah,
- 25:37Speaker 2: hot babes.
- 25:39Speaker 3: Kind of sweet. Yeah, babs shouldn't be fucking being hot
- 25:42Speaker 3: inside their own house if they don't want to get
- 25:44Speaker 3: droned exactly. That's what you have curtains for, you fucking
- 25:47Speaker 3: whores hoes being horse inside their own homes. Disgusting. It
- 25:52Speaker 3: fucking pisses me off to no end.
- 25:55Speaker 2: I had a drone, I would definitely be doing that. Ship.
- 25:57Speaker 2: It's always some up to trouble ladies.
- 25:58Speaker 6: Sunbathing and her fenced in yard, and that she sees
- 26:03Speaker 6: the drone, she gives it the finger.
- 26:04Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and then she just goes right back to
- 26:07Speaker 2: finger in herself on bathing. Yeah, exactly right.
- 26:09Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you're hoping to see as a drone operator. Yeah,
- 26:13Speaker 1: there's gonna there's gotta be. But they can regulate drones
- 26:15Speaker 1: in a pretty strict way, like a drone flew. Someone
- 26:20Speaker 1: flewid drone at the super Bowl House or the super
- 26:22Speaker 1: Bowl Hotel in Miami and within five minutes, like the FBI,
- 26:28Speaker 1: like the like local police, like five different types of
- 26:32Speaker 1: law enforcement where they're cracking down just because the drone
- 26:34Speaker 1: had gone in the air and it was like a
- 26:36Speaker 1: restricted drone area.
- 26:37Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of like no fly zones.
- 26:39Speaker 3: They got to restrict the hot based backyards.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Yeah, got it. Where's that? Have you seen the video
- 26:44Speaker 2: that Sydney posted Sweeney Sydney Wells of her casting, Oh yes,
- 26:49Speaker 2: smashing the drone. I've I never told you about when
- 26:53Speaker 2: we When I got a drone, I don't think so,
- 26:56Speaker 2: but I was like it was like I was probably
- 26:58Speaker 2: like eighteen and I got it. Dad got me a
- 27:00Speaker 2: drone for Christmas. And it was like a cheap drone,
- 27:02Speaker 2: and we went outside to fly it and we crashed
- 27:04Speaker 2: it immediately with the first flight, within thirty seconds, just
- 27:09Speaker 2: smacked it into a tree. I have like video, it's
- 27:12Speaker 2: on this phone, but I have like video footage of
- 27:14Speaker 2: it like coming down at us and we're both like
- 27:16Speaker 2: sitting there like running away with our hands over our heads.
- 27:21Speaker 3: That's almost worth it.
- 27:22Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
- 27:23Speaker 1: I mean there were cheap there were like one hundred
- 27:25Speaker 1: dollars drones when you're eighteen. Yeah, there's like cheap ass drones.
- 27:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean there still is, just there's a range.
- 27:32Speaker 2: You can get drones that don't have like video and
- 27:34Speaker 2: they just fly around and they're like ten bucks. But
- 27:37Speaker 2: you can also get like the seven thousand dollars ones
- 27:39Speaker 2: that like people use for movies.
- 27:41Speaker 1: I wonder if it's that much more exhilarating to be
- 27:44Speaker 1: creating your own peeping Tom porn as opposed to just
- 27:48Speaker 1: all of the porn that exists on the internet.
- 27:51Speaker 2: I'm sure it's pretty cool. I'm sure if you're jerking
- 27:54Speaker 2: off to like a live feed of your neighbor changing
- 27:56Speaker 2: their clothes and their massive floor to ceiling window, it's
- 28:00Speaker 2: probably awesome. Yeah, spoke probably like man, I no one,
- 28:04Speaker 2: I hope no one sees this massive drone with the
- 28:07Speaker 2: loudest noise of all time coming off of it. But
- 28:10Speaker 2: I say they're not very discreet.
- 28:11Speaker 6: No, But then, if you had beef with another neighbor,
- 28:14Speaker 6: you could return the drone to his house, Yeah, and
- 28:17Speaker 6: make everyone think he had been the one.
- 28:19Speaker 3: Yeah, put a tag on it, leave a.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Fake remote, like under his pillow or something. Yeah, that
- 28:25Speaker 2: would be hilarious. That's pretty good.
- 28:27Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it would have been a waste.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Actually, a really funny sketch idea. Yeah, returning your drone
- 28:32Speaker 2: after perving on someone to someone else's house.
- 28:36Speaker 3: Follow that drone the whole neighborhood, pitchfork, and you got
- 28:41Speaker 3: a remote in your pocket.
- 28:43Speaker 6: Looks like it's heading for Dan's house. Fucking damn, get
- 28:49Speaker 6: your guns for you.
- 28:52Speaker 1: He's always talking about it planting evidence. Also, the guy
- 28:56Speaker 1: in Spider Man could have had a way just I mean,
- 28:59Speaker 1: a sub impervir arc if he just got who's the
- 29:04Speaker 1: who's the guy that like flew.
- 29:06Speaker 2: On a drone? Lantern? No, green goblin, green goblin, green goblin.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Yeah, if he had just perved on people, Yeah, would
- 29:13Speaker 1: it have been more villainous than fucking trying to destroy
- 29:15Speaker 1: the city if he was just fucking floating by your
- 29:18Speaker 1: window jerking off. Well, he had like a hoverboard, right, yeah,
- 29:21Speaker 1: which is he basically had a ride along drone.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Yeah, would be cool if an he gets drafted drone
- 29:26Speaker 2: to each one of.
- 29:27Speaker 6: Your Yes, just hovering it on the forty outside the
- 29:31Speaker 6: forty eighth floor of like Hudson.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Yards, cranking it out of his green suit.
- 29:35Speaker 6: Drips down to the bottom, and some like wow, someone's
- 29:37Speaker 6: air conditioner is already on.
- 29:40Speaker 3: It's the perfect city to jizz from forty six stories
- 29:44Speaker 3: up because everybody else is like, it's no, it's just
- 29:46Speaker 3: airn Yeah, that's the Green Goblins jizz. Yeah, you fucking
- 29:50Speaker 3: don't be so naive.
- 29:52Speaker 2: If that's gigs, how come it's burning a hole in
- 29:54Speaker 2: my shirt? Making that actually look a little more distressed.
- 29:57Speaker 3: He definitely had some fucking prime ordial ooze coming out
- 30:01Speaker 3: of his dick, That's right. He definitely had something nasty
- 30:04Speaker 3: coming out of his cock.
- 30:05Speaker 2: Dude, yesterday I was I woke up this this happened.
- 30:09Speaker 2: I woke up yesterday and I'm I'm like walking to
- 30:13Speaker 2: go to the bathroom. And all of a sudden, I
- 30:15Speaker 2: hear someone It sounds like someone's tuning a guitar, and
- 30:19Speaker 2: I hear someone like tuning, and I'm like, why is
- 30:20Speaker 2: this sound? Like it's coming from my living room? And
- 30:23Speaker 2: then I walk out to my living room and there's
- 30:26Speaker 2: a full band directly outside of my apartment and they're
- 30:30Speaker 2: like getting ready to play music. And then like they
- 30:34Speaker 2: people start like gathering around, and then they're like, we're
- 30:36Speaker 2: gonna be here from it's like noon, and like we're
- 30:39Speaker 2: gonna be here playing from one to four. And then
- 30:42Speaker 2: from one to four there was just a live band
- 30:45Speaker 2: directly outside of my window, blaring music. I couldn't do anything.
- 30:50Speaker 3: They block partied you.
- 30:51Speaker 2: Yeah, and there was like one hundred people gathered around
- 30:53Speaker 2: listening and dancing. Yeah.
- 30:55Speaker 6: They really held you hostage there. If only, if only
- 30:58Speaker 6: you could have I don't know, gone somewhere where out
- 31:03Speaker 6: in the world. It was some live mariachi band. I
- 31:07Speaker 6: want to watch the three hours? Yeah, I mean I'm
- 31:10Speaker 6: thinking maybe a texting a friend, can I come over
- 31:13Speaker 6: watch the game at your place, or like want to
- 31:15Speaker 6: meet at a bar and watch watch the game.
- 31:17Speaker 2: I wanted to watch Workaholics and then play Legends of
- 31:19Speaker 2: Apex multiplayer noise canceling.
- 31:21Speaker 3: You don't have noise canceling cans.
- 31:23Speaker 2: Dude, this was so loud. It's a full band with amplifiers. Well,
- 31:29Speaker 2: there's no other places like Coachella was happening outside of
- 31:32Speaker 2: my window. This would not this wouldn't bother you guys.
- 31:36Speaker 1: During COVID, my wife got me for my birthday a
- 31:39Speaker 1: mariachi band to come sing outside of our window, and
- 31:42Speaker 1: everybody gathered on their decks like they were like.
- 31:44Speaker 3: Play more songs. They couldn't get enough of it. No
- 31:47Speaker 3: one had heard music in years.
- 31:49Speaker 2: That's so beautiful.
- 31:50Speaker 3: It was truly beautiful.
- 31:52Speaker 6: Play more songs. Your wife was like, I only paid
- 31:54Speaker 6: for three. If you guys want to pitch in.
- 31:57Speaker 1: We'll pass a bucket on a string, fucking hoist it
- 32:01Speaker 1: up to you so you can give back to the
- 32:03Speaker 1: mariachi band.
- 32:04Speaker 2: So you So that was like the scene in Shawshank
- 32:07Speaker 2: where he's fucking Music's the one thing they can't take
- 32:10Speaker 2: away from us.
- 32:10Speaker 1: It was people were so excited. People were, yeah, just
- 32:15Speaker 1: drifting outside. They could not get enough of these mariachi bands.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Sadly they all die from having gone outside.
- 32:20Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that'll do it. Networks were deported round them up.
- 32:27Speaker 2: I forgot that you guys don't care. You guys probably
- 32:28Speaker 2: wouldn't care about the live music because you guys both
- 32:30Speaker 2: live on like the forty eighth floor of your apartment. Yeah,
- 32:33Speaker 2: the ten stories up.
- 32:34Speaker 6: Yes, it's the height of my apartment that makes me
- 32:37Speaker 6: not care about live music.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Oh, you mean in the stream directly outside of your apartment.
- 32:44Speaker 6: While you're getting you're getting bands out on the street,
- 32:47Speaker 6: I'm getting the sort of rhythmic thump from Dumbo House
- 32:51Speaker 6: playing these pool party music songs.
- 32:57Speaker 3: Wow, that sounds really nice.
- 32:58Speaker 2: It was actually very nice. It was pissing off because
- 33:01Speaker 2: I was trying to play video games and I couldn't.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just trying to fucking talk shit. You couldn't
- 33:06Speaker 1: say your slurs into your.
- 33:07Speaker 2: Head, so no, I couldn't no slurs.
- 33:08Speaker 3: They can't even hear my slurs.
- 33:12Speaker 2: How funny would be if I just like hung up
- 33:13Speaker 2: like a massive like Trump twenty twenty four flag outside
- 33:17Speaker 2: just fucked up their entire thing.
- 33:19Speaker 3: No, they'd be throwing bricks through your window like that meme.
- 33:23Speaker 3: I'm on your side.
- 33:24Speaker 2: I just unveiled a fucking forty foot Israel flag.
- 33:31Speaker 3: People would be pissed.
- 33:33Speaker 2: There was a lot of people, Yeah, a lot of bros.
- 33:36Speaker 3: Was it a Was it a sanctioned block party?
- 33:39Speaker 2: They were like we do this twice a year, and
- 33:40Speaker 2: I was like, well, I've lived here for a year
- 33:42Speaker 2: and this has never happened.
- 33:44Speaker 3: Yeah, what was it?
- 33:46Speaker 5: Like?
- 33:47Speaker 3: What did they block off both ends of the street?
- 33:49Speaker 4: No?
- 33:50Speaker 3: Interesting? So what happened when cars came through? They just
- 33:52Speaker 3: Wayne's worlded car.
- 33:54Speaker 2: The cars would have come through salamming on the horn.
- 33:58Speaker 2: They weren't in the street though, They on the sidewalk.
- 34:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess do you have that wide enough sidewalk?
- 34:04Speaker 3: Crammed up sidewalk?
- 34:05Speaker 2: You had a wide ass sidewalk.
- 34:08Speaker 3: Do you have a perfect street for a little block party?
- 34:10Speaker 3: Who wouldn't mind? You could have invited the boys over hockey?
- 34:13Speaker 2: Yeah, back to have heard. I was thinking about cracking
- 34:15Speaker 2: open my balcony and to start throwing them some beers,
- 34:18Speaker 2: really adding to the vibes.
- 34:19Speaker 3: You would have been a god.
- 34:20Speaker 2: I got a pack of dusty Michelo bultras that have
- 34:23Speaker 2: been sitting on my floor for eight months.
- 34:25Speaker 6: They've ranged in temperature fluctuation from sixty to ninety about
- 34:31Speaker 6: fifty different times.
- 34:33Speaker 3: They probably went skunk and then got so hot that
- 34:35Speaker 3: they fermented again.
- 34:36Speaker 2: Yeah, they're stronger. Who needs a michelo? Who needs a mickey?
- 34:44Speaker 2: Who he's a hot mic.
- 34:47Speaker 1: They scald their hands when they catch it.
- 34:51Speaker 6: Well, here's here's something I was thinking about too this weekend.
- 34:55Speaker 6: So I know people bring up Stephen Hawking a lot.
- 34:59Speaker 6: May he resting piece but.
- 35:01Speaker 2: Very popular topic.
- 35:02Speaker 6: Uh he is a topic of a lot of comedic Yeah.
- 35:06Speaker 3: It's it's the funniest thing ever.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Yeah, well that he was fucking children.
- 35:10Speaker 3: Yeah midgets. Wasn't he fucking midgets? Or he was like
- 35:14Speaker 3: making midgets to unspeakable things. But he had to program
- 35:17Speaker 3: it into his like type to talk.
- 35:19Speaker 6: It's like that guy from three hundred who betrays the army. Yeah,
- 35:24Speaker 6: he shows them the way through the past and they're
- 35:26Speaker 6: like seducing him with all sorts of disformed people.
- 35:30Speaker 3: Yeah, forgive me my lord.
- 35:32Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh and then he's watching the army get fucked
- 35:36Speaker 2: and he's like wow, why.
- 35:42Speaker 6: But Stephen Hawking right, I wonder do you think that
- 35:48Speaker 6: he had a positive effect on other people, Let's say
- 35:53Speaker 6: children who were had the same disability that he did,
- 35:58Speaker 6: which was is it als?
- 36:01Speaker 2: Did you have lu Gerek's disease. I have no idea
- 36:03Speaker 2: what he had. Oh, I think it was a combination
- 36:06Speaker 2: of a lot of shit.
- 36:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was it multiple scolerosis.
- 36:10Speaker 2: I don't know. Anyway, whatever it was, it was not
- 36:14Speaker 2: good as so.
- 36:17Speaker 3: Francis, do you think the strikes again?
- 36:19Speaker 2: Do you think that? Did you ever see that movie?
- 36:21Speaker 5: Uh?
- 36:22Speaker 2: The theory of everything?
- 36:23Speaker 3: Yes?
- 36:24Speaker 2: Is that what? It was?
- 36:25Speaker 3: Everything everywhere, all at once.
- 36:27Speaker 2: As a classic. I hate that movie really, I really
- 36:31Speaker 2: hated everything. I never watched it. I started it twice
- 36:34Speaker 2: and was like, it just made me feel like, I mean,
- 36:36Speaker 2: I would think you would hate it because I don't
- 36:39Speaker 2: like movies.
- 36:39Speaker 6: Like Frenetic and it's it's probably similar to what happens
- 36:44Speaker 6: to you when you're trying to go to bed and
- 36:45Speaker 6: you're excited about fishing.
- 36:46Speaker 1: Yeah, probably just just explosions of light. Yeah, fight scenes,
- 36:52Speaker 1: Asian accents. Yeah, yeah, it was all going on. But yeah,
- 36:55Speaker 1: I watched the Stephen Hawky movie.
- 36:57Speaker 3: He was a bit debonair. He was kind of a woman.
- 36:59Speaker 2: I he was, well, he was fucking kids, wasn't he
- 37:04Speaker 2: He was fucking midgets? No, he was at Epstein Island
- 37:08Speaker 2: for the midget participating in orgies.
- 37:10Speaker 3: But they have different flavors.
- 37:12Speaker 1: It's not like they only have vanilla down at Jeffrey
- 37:15Speaker 1: Epstein's Island. It's a fucking Barnum and Bailey circus.
- 37:18Speaker 2: No, I think it was mostly kids.
- 37:21Speaker 1: It's not just kids. Kids were the most popular flavor.
- 37:24Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean that they didn't have like a
- 37:26Speaker 1: fucking now.
- 37:28Speaker 2: I think he was fucking kids.
- 37:29Speaker 3: I think that they had.
- 37:30Speaker 2: I don't think he was fucking anything with his eyeballs.
- 37:36Speaker 2: What what are you gonna do?
- 37:37Speaker 3: How are you gonna sits?
- 37:40Speaker 2: Yeah? Does that feel good? It's like what I'm sure
- 37:44Speaker 2: he had some sort of anything that you could find
- 37:47Speaker 2: on the TLC channel.
- 37:48Speaker 1: They had on Epstein Island in a sexual manner. They
- 37:51Speaker 1: had the overweight, they had the little folks, they had
- 37:53Speaker 1: the kids, they had octoplets, they had conjoined they had everything.
- 37:57Speaker 2: That's what money gets you. Guy knows a lot about it.
- 37:59Speaker 6: Yeah, but I wasn't going to go into I wasn't
- 38:03Speaker 6: going to go into that whole thing. But let's say
- 38:05Speaker 6: before his fall from grace from the Epstein Island logs,
- 38:10Speaker 6: the question I would have had is, do you think
- 38:12Speaker 6: that Stephen Hawking and his incredible notoriety and I guess
- 38:19Speaker 6: genius and his accomplishments. Do you think he made children
- 38:25Speaker 6: who were relegated to a motorized wheelchair like that or
- 38:31Speaker 6: who suffered the same disability. Do you think he inspired
- 38:34Speaker 6: them or do you think he made them dysmorphic the
- 38:40Speaker 6: way that like a sports illustrated swimsuit model makes a
- 38:44Speaker 6: young girl body dysmorphic, meaning like a kid comes home
- 38:48Speaker 6: from their science class in a wheelchair like that with
- 38:51Speaker 6: a B plus and starts weeping. Because Stephen hawk, people
- 38:56Speaker 6: are going to associate.
- 38:57Speaker 3: You're expected to be good at science.
- 38:59Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you're in a wheel change, Peter that every
- 39:01Speaker 6: everyone knows that someone who is moving their chair with
- 39:04Speaker 6: their eyeballs and speaking through a motorized voice should be
- 39:07Speaker 6: discovering black holes on a daily basis. That's what Stephen Hawking,
- 39:11Speaker 6: That's what people of that ilk do.
- 39:14Speaker 2: And yet this kid is just a mediocre student.
- 39:18Speaker 6: And that kid's like, you know, I'll never live up to.
- 39:23Speaker 6: The parent has to be like, you have to understand
- 39:25Speaker 6: that that's not realistic. Yeah, you know, that's not something
- 39:27Speaker 6: to aspire to.
- 39:29Speaker 1: I think that that's that's definitely spot on that he
- 39:32Speaker 1: was an aspirational figure for the paraplegics, the quads and
- 39:36Speaker 1: the wheelchair bound, But I bet uh he did not
- 39:41Speaker 1: associate himself with them at all. Oh, he was probably
- 39:44Speaker 1: as disgusted with the wheelchair bound as the rest of
- 39:48Speaker 1: us are. Right, But like, I think that you cannot
- 39:52Speaker 1: underestimate the cockiness of a genius, all the geniuses, even
- 39:57Speaker 1: if you watch what was the Oppenheim.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Up and I read Deadline. I was just thinking that.
- 40:02Speaker 3: Like, these guys are so cocky. Like, if you're not
- 40:05Speaker 3: only a genius, but you're recognized by the other geniuses
- 40:08Speaker 3: in your field as a genius, and all of your
- 40:10Speaker 3: peers and the scientific community all think that you're a genius,
- 40:14Speaker 3: you're probably like, I'm a fucking god.
- 40:15Speaker 2: There's that line.
- 40:16Speaker 6: I think he's talking to his either his wife or
- 40:18Speaker 6: he's talking to the girl that he's sleeping with his affair,
- 40:22Speaker 6: and she's like, why would you alienate the only group
- 40:25Speaker 6: of people that understand you? And he goes, you'd be surprised,
- 40:28Speaker 6: how far how much genius? How far genius will let
- 40:32Speaker 6: you be forgiven? Or something like that.
- 40:34Speaker 3: Basically like I'll funk who.
- 40:35Speaker 6: I want, Yeah, do whatever I want, because they'll forgive
- 40:38Speaker 6: me because I'm a genius.
- 40:39Speaker 3: Yeah, shut the fuck up.
- 40:40Speaker 2: And he was right.
- 40:42Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy got away with everything. But he could
- 40:44Speaker 3: hear the music, Yeah he could hear.
- 40:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 40:46Speaker 1: But also he he like facilitated genocide. But nobody wore
- 40:54Speaker 1: but nobody march in the streets against against op Yeah,
- 40:57Speaker 1: nobody was like, you're a fucking genocidal.
- 41:00Speaker 3: It Gallows humor, it's my favorite line. That movie is
- 41:04Speaker 3: so good, call it Gallows. Have you have you ever
- 41:08Speaker 3: rewatched it? Though it three times? Oppenheimer.
- 41:11Speaker 2: I watched it all the time.
- 41:13Speaker 6: I watch It's worth watching again. Yeah, I just learned
- 41:17Speaker 6: something new every time.
- 41:18Speaker 2: It's great. I watched I watched that that the Late
- 41:21Speaker 2: Night with the Devil.
- 41:22Speaker 3: What's that?
- 41:23Speaker 2: It's that new horror movie. It's really good. It's not
- 41:27Speaker 2: that scary. It's not really scary at all, to be honest.
- 41:31Speaker 2: It's more just like a fun movie, exciting.
- 41:35Speaker 3: I watched a movie called Concrete Utopia. I love that
- 41:38Speaker 3: one Korean movie.
- 41:39Speaker 2: You watch it very fun.
- 41:41Speaker 3: It was fucking awesome.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 41:43Speaker 3: I crushed that on a plane.
- 41:45Speaker 1: And then I watched Indiana Jones, the one where they
- 41:49Speaker 1: go to India.
- 41:50Speaker 3: Have you guys ever.
- 41:51Speaker 2: Watched that one that's Temple of Doom.
- 41:53Speaker 1: That made me so scared as a kid out. Yeah,
- 41:58Speaker 1: I was terrified of India.
- 42:00Speaker 2: I don't know if I ever even watched all the
- 42:02Speaker 2: Indian Snakes where he's in the pit with the snakes. Yeah,
- 42:06Speaker 2: always disgusted.
- 42:07Speaker 3: Makes and the one in India they like, there's a
- 42:10Speaker 3: dead snake. They like, go to this Indian palace for dinner.
- 42:14Speaker 3: There's a dead snake coiled up and they cut open
- 42:17Speaker 3: the snake and like tons of other snakes come out,
- 42:20Speaker 3: and the Indian dudes were just eating that. It was
- 42:23Speaker 3: so xenophobic towards Indian people. It was so negative.
- 42:26Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is wrong with Indians?
- 42:29Speaker 6: And that is Spielberg too, you know who who kind
- 42:33Speaker 6: of alternated from making those kinds of movies with like
- 42:35Speaker 6: E T and uh, well then he made Jaws.
- 42:38Speaker 2: Which is Jaws is a classic?
- 42:39Speaker 3: Did he make He wasn't involved with any of the
- 42:42Speaker 3: Star Wars?
- 42:42Speaker 4: Was he?
- 42:43Speaker 3: That was just George Lucas did.
- 42:44Speaker 6: EDDI I think he was involved somehow. Yeah, I don't
- 42:50Speaker 6: know exactly how, but yeah.
- 42:53Speaker 3: Yeah, it made me say, it's just everything about like
- 42:55Speaker 3: Indian people are just like clawing at you and like.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Everything about the movie. As a kid, it fucking turns
- 43:01Speaker 1: you out against Indian people, Like you go to an
- 43:03Speaker 1: Indian town, They're like.
- 43:06Speaker 2: Please, would you guys? Would you guys ever want to
- 43:10Speaker 2: go to India?
- 43:11Speaker 3: I would?
- 43:12Speaker 2: Is there an allure? Never?
- 43:14Speaker 1: And I really think it was because the Indiana Jones
- 43:17Speaker 1: movies that they were going to be serving me. There's
- 43:19Speaker 1: a soup that's full of eyeballs, Like these guys are
- 43:22Speaker 1: just like slurping down cockroaches and we're a.
- 43:24Speaker 6: Long Oh, I mean that xenophobia in the title. Think
- 43:28Speaker 6: of it India.
- 43:29Speaker 3: Nah, Yeah, that's good. That's good.
- 43:36Speaker 2: That's India.
- 43:40Speaker 4: Nah.
- 43:40Speaker 3: Yeah it really, it really is baked in. I would
- 43:43Speaker 3: go to India, though, I'm interested in going to India.
- 43:45Speaker 3: There's got to be I want to see a tiger
- 43:47Speaker 3: in my lifetime, and it seems like there's.
- 43:48Speaker 2: A lot one in South Africa.
- 43:50Speaker 3: They don't have tigers down there. Brother lions, Yeah, they
- 43:53Speaker 3: have lions. Line's Maine. I would love to do some
- 43:56Speaker 3: lines made get into some fucking mushrooms. Sorry, I was
- 44:00Speaker 3: lost in a nootropic thought for a minute. Eutropic should
- 44:03Speaker 3: make you pay more attention.
- 44:04Speaker 2: Not unless they bring me to a dark place.
- 44:07Speaker 1: Why would you ever go to were you were you
- 44:08Speaker 1: supposed to go to India with Donnie or no, Marty
- 44:11Speaker 1: and Donnie, we're going to go to India?
- 44:12Speaker 2: Is that right?
- 44:13Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 44:14Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not particular. I guess the only thing that
- 44:16Speaker 6: compels me is a little bit the sort of just
- 44:19Speaker 6: like the how far the wealth divide there where like
- 44:26Speaker 6: a little gets you a level of service and wealth
- 44:31Speaker 6: that is outrageous. Yeah, you know, for like a couple
- 44:35Speaker 6: hundred bucks a day, which you would spend on a
- 44:37Speaker 6: vacation in Italy or something, you're going to get a driver,
- 44:41Speaker 6: the best hotel in town, the same food, like people
- 44:45Speaker 6: pressing your clothes for you.
- 44:47Speaker 1: Like there's a cast system that they've been developing for
- 44:50Speaker 1: thousands of years there and you get to just jump to.
- 44:52Speaker 3: The front of the line.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 44:53Speaker 3: Yeah, it's insane. Then going like seeing a slum or
- 44:57Speaker 3: something like that would be also insane.
- 45:00Speaker 1: I know, the fact that that exists in the world
- 45:02Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, they make our poor look like fucking gods.
- 45:06Speaker 1: Like poor people in America have flat screen TVs.
- 45:09Speaker 6: Right, be fun to go into that sum that would
- 45:11Speaker 6: be like as to start asking them trivia questions, be like,
- 45:14Speaker 6: would you like to use your fifty to fifty your
- 45:17Speaker 6: phone a friend?
- 45:19Speaker 3: They're all they all are perfect at trivia.
- 45:21Speaker 2: And they're like, what are you? What are you talking about?
- 45:24Speaker 3: You know the Dev Patel movie.
- 45:25Speaker 2: I thought you guys were all millionaires seeking a long
- 45:28Speaker 2: lost love. Yeah? Yeah, I don't know if I have
- 45:30Speaker 2: any interest in going to India. To be honest, I
- 45:33Speaker 2: don't know nothing really is.
- 45:35Speaker 6: I'm I'm admittedly afraid of how inevitably sick I think
- 45:40Speaker 6: I would get, and think.
- 45:41Speaker 2: It's so overpopulated.
- 45:42Speaker 6: I think it's one hundred percent sure that I would
- 45:44Speaker 6: get sick. But there's uh, if you've been your life
- 45:49Speaker 6: straw with you, is it that?
- 45:51Speaker 2: I mean? No, I have no idea. I don't know
- 45:53Speaker 2: anything about India.
- 45:54Speaker 3: I also, I mean, what kind of journey are you?
- 45:57Speaker 2: Like?
- 45:57Speaker 1: If you go with Donnie somewhere you're getting sick, you
- 46:00Speaker 1: go with Donnie to India, You're going to a bathroom
- 46:02Speaker 1: that's like literally a small hole in the ground that
- 46:05Speaker 1: you have to squad over and they don't give you
- 46:06Speaker 1: toilet paper.
- 46:07Speaker 2: That's right. I'd like to go to India just to
- 46:08Speaker 2: see the bodegas.
- 46:11Speaker 3: It's just white guys working out.
- 46:14Speaker 2: Well.
- 46:15Speaker 6: I mean, think about how good the bodegas are here.
- 46:17Speaker 6: They got cats, they got tigers sleeping.
- 46:19Speaker 2: On the They probably still have mango jewel pods out there.
- 46:26Speaker 3: They do love mango, Mango and loss. They do love mango.
- 46:33Speaker 3: White guy's working in bodegas would be amazing, It would.
- 46:36Speaker 2: Be so fun. The fuck.
- 46:40Speaker 3: I would like to go to China as well. I
- 46:42Speaker 3: feel like there's so much untold beauty of China, but
- 46:46Speaker 3: a lot of negativity in the news about it. Yeah,
- 46:49Speaker 3: you don't hear shit in the news about India, not really, Well,
- 46:53Speaker 3: what have you heard about India?
- 46:54Speaker 6: I think there was something about their their prime minister recently,
- 46:59Speaker 6: or their president or whatever.
- 47:00Speaker 3: Ir The Iran president has passed helicopters, big Kobe fan.
- 47:08Speaker 2: They said it was a US helicopter. No, yeah, but
- 47:10Speaker 2: it was a thirty year old US helicopter. They don't
- 47:13Speaker 2: even fly that model. It's probably probably do.
- 47:16Speaker 3: You have him on helicopter knowledge.
- 47:19Speaker 2: You don't know much about it, black, that's it. They
- 47:26Speaker 2: said it was a third It was a model that
- 47:27Speaker 2: they don't even fly in the US anymore.
- 47:29Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you're guessing black Hawks.
- 47:36Speaker 2: There's a there's a moment of irony there. Uh.
- 47:39Speaker 6: Sikorski is the manufacturer of the very first helicopter I
- 47:45Speaker 6: think ever or potentially in America. There's a huge plant
- 47:50Speaker 6: when you drive from it's in Connecticut. It's a huge,
- 47:54Speaker 6: huge helicopter plant. And I think they make a lot
- 47:58Speaker 6: of the helicopters. Uh, certainly the commercial ones, but that
- 48:02Speaker 6: commercial helicopters, Yeah, anyones that are non military.
- 48:08Speaker 2: This makes sense, but they can't buy a ticket. Yeah,
- 48:13Speaker 2: blade helicopters. I forgot about to get to LaGuardia. Yeah,
- 48:21Speaker 2: I just remember the Blade with Brianna in most dangerous games.
- 48:24Speaker 2: But like Brianna's blading out of here. She's gonna take
- 48:27Speaker 2: a she got a blade. They're gonna land it in
- 48:28Speaker 2: the middle of the baseball field. Really, that's what they said.
- 48:33Speaker 3: She was going to take a blade out, threatening to blade.
- 48:37Speaker 2: Is that on camera?
- 48:38Speaker 3: I think Zois Gomez after nine to eleven the blade
- 48:43Speaker 3: the fuck out of there, dude, I.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Was listening to an episode of The Rags. I didn't
- 48:46Speaker 2: know that he he moved to New York like like
- 48:49Speaker 2: the week of nine to eleven. Wow, So his first
- 48:52Speaker 2: week was like him rollerblading out of New York?
- 48:55Speaker 1: Isn't there isn't there a comedian who has like a
- 48:58Speaker 1: bit about a guy rollerblading out.
- 49:00Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 49:01Speaker 3: His name is something Barry Todd Barriers, Todd Barry, Todd.
- 49:05Speaker 1: Barry, I think has a bit about like seeing our
- 49:07Speaker 1: guy rollerblading out of.
- 49:09Speaker 2: Out of New York. And it turned out that it
- 49:11Speaker 2: was Lewis Todd. Barry just did the Tonight show and
- 49:15Speaker 2: it was hilarious. He had five minutes on cats. He's
- 49:18Speaker 2: obsessed with cats. That tracks for how that guy looks hilarious.
- 49:22Speaker 3: He looks like a cat guy.
- 49:23Speaker 1: Yeah, did you hear that Lewis Gomez and uh Big
- 49:26Speaker 1: Jay are going to have a rap battle?
- 49:27Speaker 3: No skang fest?
- 49:29Speaker 2: No, I didn't. You should go?
- 49:31Speaker 3: Yeah, that'd be fucking sick.
- 49:32Speaker 2: You should help them.
- 49:33Speaker 3: I want to get in.
- 49:34Speaker 6: I hope it's I would take I would do Lewis, okay,
- 49:37Speaker 6: but I just think Lewis's delivery will be a little
- 49:39Speaker 6: bit more.
- 49:41Speaker 3: I guess you were saying that because he's after yep.
- 49:44Speaker 2: Jay is a pretty good way with words, though that's true.
- 49:47Speaker 1: You don't know, maybe, but I bet krack of Mico
- 49:51Speaker 1: has got to be locked in with uh Lewis. I
- 49:54Speaker 1: don't know. I would love to see it, though, I
- 49:57Speaker 1: just hope it's not on Beat. I think it would
- 49:58Speaker 1: be so much better if it's Talco Pella.
- 50:00Speaker 6: Hey to finish that thought really quick, Yes, that question
- 50:04Speaker 6: of who manufactured the first helicopter was the million dollar question?
- 50:10Speaker 6: Might have been one of those episodes where they were
- 50:12Speaker 6: doing a multimillion on who wants to be a millionaire
- 50:15Speaker 6: and the guy.
- 50:16Speaker 2: Got it right.
- 50:16Speaker 6: Really yeah, damn, So I had just talked about Remember
- 50:20Speaker 6: how I just talked about who wants to be a millionaire?
- 50:22Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we brought it back with the Sikorsky
- 50:24Speaker 2: helicopter question. Is full circle, very fun, and I will
- 50:29Speaker 2: move on to our next segment, the.
- 50:30Speaker 1: Chicago Blackhawks, but it's helicopters instead of the.
- 50:34Speaker 2: I've been watching a lot of Chicago Blackhawks prime the
- 50:37Speaker 2: hockey highlights. Can m Yeah love you Gotta love Cane.
- 50:42Speaker 1: Gotta love Cane Gotta loves.
- 50:48Speaker 2: Is the one that Brad Marsham went up to in
- 50:49Speaker 2: the middle of the game and just said your kids
- 50:50Speaker 2: are ugly and then skated away.
- 50:55Speaker 3: And you know he meant it too. Yeah, and said
- 50:57Speaker 3: that he thought about it for the rest of the game.
- 51:03Speaker 2: Is that it fucked with him so much?
- 51:05Speaker 6: That's funny. When they had Brad Richards too, that was
- 51:10Speaker 6: a good team. Yeah, Dave's Kane and Brad Richards.
- 51:14Speaker 2: Caine was so good. They won three Cups out of
- 51:16Speaker 2: five years, right, I think.
- 51:18Speaker 3: Yeah, when they had Mike Richards on the Blackhawks.
- 51:22Speaker 2: I rewatched that that the clip of Kane scoring the
- 51:25Speaker 2: the overtime goal and how that just no one knew.
- 51:28Speaker 2: He was the only one that knew that it went in. Yeah,
- 51:30Speaker 2: that's I remember that crazy. I remember watching that lot
- 51:33Speaker 2: crazy angle. Right, it was an insane angle and like
- 51:35Speaker 2: they didn't the light, like the buzzard didn't go off.
- 51:38Speaker 1: Yeah, right, dude. I was on the rundown today. Big
- 51:41Speaker 1: Cat was saying that you're wrong about the Panthers.
- 51:45Speaker 2: Really, yeah, he's I don't think big nose ice.
- 51:48Speaker 3: He said, you don't know ice.
- 51:50Speaker 2: It's not popped, bro, it's ice. That's what we call it.
- 51:53Speaker 3: This is what you've been smoking. If you think that
- 51:54Speaker 3: the Big.
- 51:55Speaker 2: Cat no ice. Has he been watching all the games?
- 51:58Speaker 1: Yea, he has a number number one sports pot cast.
- 52:00Speaker 1: Get your head out of your ass.
- 52:01Speaker 2: Everyone knows the Oilers are winning it all.
- 52:03Speaker 3: Oh he's talking about the getting out of the East.
- 52:06Speaker 2: Oh no, the Rangers are gonna destroy the Panthers. That's
- 52:10Speaker 2: the Rangers. And four. You know it's gonna be the
- 52:12Speaker 2: Rangers in four. I don't think you know anything. It
- 52:14Speaker 2: could be the Rangers in five. I could see the
- 52:16Speaker 2: Panthers maybe winning the first or the second game, but
- 52:19Speaker 2: then it's gonna take the Panther. It's gonna see the
- 52:20Speaker 2: Rangers one game. To figure out the Panthers.
- 52:22Speaker 1: What we need to do is get on game time
- 52:24Speaker 1: and get some fucking Rangers tickets.
- 52:25Speaker 2: Just those guys, yeah down, who's gonna pay for that?
- 52:28Speaker 2: Because they're about ten thousand dollars a piece?
- 52:30Speaker 3: Game time.
- 52:32Speaker 2: I would absolutely go.
- 52:33Speaker 6: To one of those games we put together our collective
- 52:36Speaker 6: social media promotion. I think may have a million game
- 52:39Speaker 6: just free help us out. I would absolutely do that.
- 52:43Speaker 1: Game time, last minute tickets, lowest price you get down there.
- 52:47Speaker 2: You're right on the freaking glass bang in.
- 52:50Speaker 3: It's playing atmosphere at the fucking at the Garden. Imagine
- 52:56Speaker 3: the atmosphere at the Garden game.
- 52:59Speaker 2: Time, especially with the Knicks out now, and so.
- 53:01Speaker 3: That means that they're the only show in town.
- 53:03Speaker 2: So want to go in game time?
- 53:05Speaker 1: That means that that's the exact that's that's what you
- 53:08Speaker 1: need to see on game time, and we could. I
- 53:10Speaker 1: mean not a bad seat in Madison Square Guard. You
- 53:12Speaker 1: can even sit on that level where it's like a rafter,
- 53:15Speaker 1: you know how there's all the way up all the
- 53:17Speaker 1: way up there like a bird's eye view. But when
- 53:20Speaker 1: it's puck, I mean, especially through game time, you want
- 53:23Speaker 1: to be able to see birds eye view, watch the
- 53:24Speaker 1: play develop see you know there's plays in hockey.
- 53:28Speaker 2: Yeah. The cheapest tickets are like four hundred a piece.
- 53:32Speaker 3: Do we got to get in the building via game time?
- 53:35Speaker 2: I'm down if we went, if we wanted up close seats,
- 53:37Speaker 2: So are looking at about two to eight thousand dollars
- 53:40Speaker 2: a piece?
- 53:41Speaker 1: Dude, Well with game time, I mean, it's such a
- 53:43Speaker 1: good deal that you really can't you can't beat it.
- 53:46Speaker 2: I would go further back, but I want to be
- 53:48Speaker 2: middle and I want to be behind one.
- 53:50Speaker 1: Well, it's the last minute tickets with the lowest price guarantee.
- 53:53Speaker 2: Yeah, and if we're actually going to do this, yeah,
- 53:56Speaker 2: you got it down. The game time app I already
- 53:58Speaker 2: have was just on the game Time Apple or go
- 53:59Speaker 2: to game time dot co dot UK. Do excuse me,
- 54:03Speaker 2: that is just game dot.
- 54:04Speaker 3: Com if you're in the UK.
- 54:06Speaker 2: If you want to get Rangers tickets in the UK, oh.
- 54:08Speaker 3: Right, Gumna dot UK, the range.
- 54:14Speaker 2: As Sametime, dot game time dot gov.
- 54:18Speaker 3: Ska time dot co. Everyone knows. Same time dot co
- 54:22Speaker 3: is promo cod boy Dad twenty dollars off your first purchase.
- 54:24Speaker 2: That's right. Do we have them as a sponsor today?
- 54:28Speaker 2: It would be hilarious if we didn't game Time, I don't.
- 54:35Speaker 2: I thought we were genuinely talking over.
- 54:39Speaker 3: We are genuinely talking about it.
- 54:41Speaker 2: Also, I also love that we just did like a
- 54:43Speaker 2: three minute read No one goes. That would beach company.
- 54:48Speaker 2: That would be hilarious if we didn't have that. Are
- 54:50Speaker 2: you talking about better help? Yeah? But go to game
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- 54:58Speaker 1: Dude down on the app twenty bucks off your first purchase,
- 55:02Speaker 1: last minute, ticket's lowest price guaranteed. Yeah, dude, we gotta
- 55:05Speaker 1: get to some puck us. The Long Day Boys.
- 55:11Speaker 2: You see that they're opening for was it Ed Sheeran?
- 55:14Speaker 2: Do we talk about that? Now they are I think
- 55:17Speaker 2: so what they had a big thing.
- 55:20Speaker 3: For Big Bro.
- 55:21Speaker 2: That's huge, Yeah, Sharon, Sharon, come on bro. I would
- 55:30Speaker 2: have liked to see them open for Shearing probably ten
- 55:32Speaker 2: years ago when he was in his prime, when they
- 55:34Speaker 2: were twelve.
- 55:34Speaker 3: Yeah you know here now, you know in Gotham to
- 55:42Speaker 3: a Westside comedy club Rodney's. It's crazy that he still
- 55:48Speaker 3: is like, I'm the biggest artist.
- 55:50Speaker 2: Well, he's just talented. He's just that.
- 55:52Speaker 3: Everything that he comes out with is a crack rock.
- 55:54Speaker 2: You gotta love sharing.
- 55:55Speaker 3: I'ven't.
- 55:56Speaker 1: I've been binging videos of Shearon' songwriting process, Like he
- 56:00Speaker 1: wrote love Yourself on the fucking on the tour bus.
- 56:04Speaker 2: He wrote that for Beebes.
- 56:05Speaker 1: Yes, and just seeing him come up with everything is
- 56:08Speaker 1: such a satisfying process.
- 56:10Speaker 2: He wrote that for He wrote that I don't understand
- 56:12Speaker 2: my orders do that. He could have easily sayg that
- 56:14Speaker 2: song Yeah, but then number one, you need to.
- 56:18Speaker 6: Put it sometimes you need to put it like that
- 56:20Speaker 6: was before people were willing to enjoy his music because
- 56:23Speaker 6: in spite of him being not in a very attractive
- 56:26Speaker 6: person to look at. Yeah, you got to put that
- 56:29Speaker 6: song by Justin Bieber in order for people to say, Yeah,
- 56:32Speaker 6: my mama doesn't like you, but she likes everyone.
- 56:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of get that. I've been doing that.
- 56:37Speaker 2: I've been writing a lot of jokes for you.
- 56:39Speaker 3: It doesn't fit my voice.
- 56:41Speaker 2: Yeah, my hour is too tight right now to be
- 56:43Speaker 2: squeezing and anything more.
- 56:44Speaker 3: I need to get these jokes off their time.
- 56:46Speaker 2: We should do that. Sometimes we should write a joke
- 56:48Speaker 2: for each other.
- 56:49Speaker 3: See where it lands.
- 56:50Speaker 6: Was very video games the other day and a band
- 56:52Speaker 6: struck up a chord. Yeah, outside my window. I said
- 56:55Speaker 6: to myself, is that worth me pissing on them for?
- 57:00Speaker 2: I don't know if I could write a joker, or
- 57:01Speaker 2: I could write a joke for you. Yeah, but your
- 57:04Speaker 2: jokes are long, and not all of them. I gotta go.
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- 1:00:40Speaker 6: What I love about using fitbod is that it is
- 1:00:43Speaker 6: telling me each week to increase my weight in my
- 1:00:45Speaker 6: reps a little bit so I'm actually able to track
- 1:00:47Speaker 6: where I'm coming from and the improvement I'm making.
- 1:00:50Speaker 3: It also has like exercises, Sometimes you fall into the
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: rut of the same exercises every single time when you're
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: in the gym. Yeah, it'll give you something a little.
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- 1:01:11Speaker 3: if that's something you're worried about, maybe Fitbod's not for you,
- 1:01:14Speaker 3: but for everybody else, it will have you looking so
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- 1:01:24Speaker 2: creates a personalized workout, your routine based on your goals,
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- 1:02:20Speaker 1: slash boy Dad. That's f I T b O d
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: dot me slash boy Dad.
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: Yeah. I noticed. I went back recently and I went,
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: I was listening to old tapes and of yourself.
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: Yeah, narcissist.
- 1:02:38Speaker 2: No, I'm just it's called putting in the work, bro,
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: that's called the job. Yeah, have the jobs. Listening to tapes,
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: Dick's not going to suck itself figuring out where, figure out,
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: you know, tightening it up. That's actually I'm doing that
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: right now for this don't tell set. It's pretty fun. Yeah,
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: I mean I went.
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: I spent the weekend doing out chowder for Saint Mary's
- 1:02:53Speaker 6: Episcopal soup kitchen.
- 1:02:55Speaker 2: Oh that's fun. Yeah.
- 1:02:56Speaker 6: Is that gonna be the intro to your special? Making
- 1:02:58Speaker 6: sure people got chunks? Funny?
- 1:02:59Speaker 3: You need the chunk.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: While you were listening to yourself talk you should do
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: a little should you? Definitely? Did you film it for
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: the intro? You handing out? So you you working at
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: a soup kitchen there you go. Yeah, and then like
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: Brandon Barrera runs in and he's like, Francis, you're on now,
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: oh shoot, And then it's like every intro starts in,
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: like yeah, that's right. People don't really do the intros
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: that much anymore.
- 1:03:25Speaker 3: Because they suck.
- 1:03:26Speaker 2: Yeah, because they are funny to it. They're fun. I
- 1:03:29Speaker 2: like them. They're fun. Yeah. I love a good I
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: love a good one of someone running running by the crowd, like,
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: oh my god, I forgot that. The biggest night of
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: my life, of my entire career is right now. That's
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: something that slipped my mind and I was just doing
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: For the last three months straight.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: I was obsessing over how the crowd's going to be
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: something that's completely out of control.
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope it's a good crowd.
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: Like there's like, uh, Norman did that Louise Louise uh
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: live at the Beacon. I think it's like him showing up.
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: It's always people showing up. I'll do it. I'll film
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: a little beer roll for you. Might bring my own
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: camera out there. Yeah, I'll bring out the Sony A
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: seven three.
- 1:04:08Speaker 6: I don't know that I have the confidence to sort
- 1:04:10Speaker 6: of wander through a crowd on way to getting on
- 1:04:15Speaker 6: stage for a special.
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:04:18Speaker 6: I need to be like doing breathing exercises backstage with
- 1:04:21Speaker 6: a proper announcement and walk right on at the right time.
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty much all you need, though, Like, I
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: don't think anyone's ever been like, do this special rule
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: because the fucking opening was sick.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: That's right, name one, Sorry, Lucy k. The joke sucked
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: in that one like a rolling stone. Yeah that's what
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: he plays when he comes out that Already I was
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: already like, this is my favorite special ever.
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy set the bar fucking high right away.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: Well, you gone to the finest school. Alright, miss Loney,
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: but you know you only what's a good juiced in it.
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: You know who wrote that song for him?
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: Fucking Sharon It was Shearing and Benny Blanco in the
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: back of a fucking tour bus.
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: Dylan wrote a lot of songs for other famous artists,
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: Jimmy Hendrix. Caryl King was also like that. Yeah, Carol
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: King wrote a bunch What is the deal right now
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: with Benny Bennie Bonco And he's gay? What is happening?
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: He's Danny Selena Goman?
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: Oh No, who's the other guy that's gay? The bad bunny?
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: They're saying that he's gay? What they're probably both gay realistically.
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: Their Hollywood gay play.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: But one of them was spotted at a gay bar,
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: which I don't think that makes you get oh okay,
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: but I knew better than to get spotted. My head,
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: you are a fake mustache. Well you look a lot
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: like man. Never mind, you look call like the guy
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: from the monopoly boards. Uh they made me.
- 1:05:54Speaker 6: Benny Blonco is everywhere he's cooking. He's making music, I
- 1:06:00Speaker 6: guess cooking in a way.
- 1:06:01Speaker 3: He has made.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: He has been responsible for like thirty percent of all
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: of the hits that have ever been made this millennium.
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: Really, it's so influential.
- 1:06:11Speaker 6: That's pretty cool. Then I like him a lot, and
- 1:06:13Speaker 6: I also do like him. I saw him. The first
- 1:06:16Speaker 6: time I even ever even saw him or heard of
- 1:06:18Speaker 6: him was watching Dave on FX where the episode where
- 1:06:22Speaker 6: they just sort of run around naked the whole time.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: I haven't seen any of Dave Dave's good after I
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: found out they were stealing jokes. Yes, the wood joke,
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: the wooden shirt, the wooden shirts.
- 1:06:33Speaker 6: Thinks that every joke ever has been stolen. I don't
- 1:06:36Speaker 6: at all. He especially is every joke I do. People
- 1:06:38Speaker 6: draw the most.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: All this from Thomson Gurro's Deep Cut album that he
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: put out seventeen years ago. Yeah, and it's like, oh yeah,
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: you got me, caught me redhand.
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: That's where you would steal them from.
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: Now, if I was gonna steal jokes, I would steal
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: the best jokes of all time.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: No, because then you would get caught.
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: I'm not gonna steal bad jokes. You're like a Scooby
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: Doo thief. And you're like, and I would have got
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: away with it too.
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: You're meddling. YouTube comment you definitely are a deep seated thief.
- 1:07:16Speaker 3: I know it's in your blood. That's why you gotta
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: let Francis write your material and go right now.
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: Francis said that pretty much do. The agreement that we
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: had was anything that doesn't make it in this special
- 1:07:27Speaker 2: as mine. And he's not gonna he doesn't have to
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: pay me for to open for him. You get the leftovers, Yeah,
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: he said, I'm not going to pay you, but every
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: chaff cut is yours.
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: To give them the chaff.
- 1:07:39Speaker 6: I think chaff's the word. I don't really know. It
- 1:07:41Speaker 6: feels right, it feels right.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: They're going to get all the chaff, just fucking throwing
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: the skins and the bones.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: Yes, Francis and I are going out to uh we
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: got a lot of trips coming up together. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: it's kind of our thing. Traveling is traveling the world together,
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: just trying to see the.
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: World for you guys. Are going to India.
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: We're going to Virginia tomorrow.
- 1:08:02Speaker 6: For two people who have so little common in how
- 1:08:05Speaker 6: we'd like to spend our time, we sure spend a
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: lot of time.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: Tomorrow. We're going to Virginia together to go fly fishing.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: I was just at Orbis talking waters with the fellows.
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: They were stoked to hear about the trip.
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: Deeply jealous it feels personal that it does feel personal.
- 1:08:22Speaker 2: I still don't even really know how that happened. I
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: had nothing to do with it. I told them, I said.
- 1:08:29Speaker 3: Who's them? No one, You're calling Sydney them?
- 1:08:34Speaker 4: Bro?
- 1:08:34Speaker 3: Yeah, Actually, I.
- 1:08:35Speaker 6: Mean when I refer to Sydney, I'm always talking about
- 1:08:37Speaker 6: her and that beautiful boyfriend of hers.
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: So them, the Wells is the well.
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: The Wells are going to make beautiful children one day.
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: That's right.
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: It's really blue eyes.
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: Very religious in church three days a week, the the time.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: You guys hit church more recently than your us. Really,
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: I hit chapel this morning. I didn't know I had
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: to genuflect.
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: I don't know you were a man of God like that.
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: That's a big thing on Instagram right now, being a
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: religious man.
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: The concept of fearing God is crazy to Yeah.
- 1:09:14Speaker 2: I go to bed crying in fear every night of God.
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how you know how much is I'm terrified
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: of God.
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: It's scared. People are scared of monsters under the bed.
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: I'm scared of Goder my bed.
- 1:09:28Speaker 3: I'm so scared of God.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: Mom, could you check my closet for God, make sure
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: he's not in there.
- 1:09:36Speaker 3: Just traveling horrified, horrified of God. I'm such a god
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: hearing man. Fuck bro, that was in my fucking five.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: People have that like in their bio and God fearing man,
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: God fearing man.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: Yeah, they're really people are genuinely afraid of God. But
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: it's also kind of defeats the purpose of like why
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: you're doing good, Like like I'm doing good because I'm
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: scared that God is gonna fuck me up.
- 1:10:03Speaker 3: Yeah, like just do good for the sake of doing good.
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: I mean I don't fear God. I fear how much
- 1:10:07Speaker 2: I love him.
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say that I fear that I'm staying
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: up too late talking to him.
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: Yea.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: God's like fucking all right, Like we can hang up,
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: We'll talk tomorrow. Yeah, You're like just a little bit more.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: I love you. Yeah.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: God's like a fucking oppressed boyfriend in a long distance relationship.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: He's like, Okay, no, I love you more.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like say it like you mean it,
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: Say it again. My mom come into my room at night,
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: and I'd be under my bed with like you know
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: how kids used to read like comic books under their
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: bed at night, you have there which the Bible, talking
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: to God.
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: A flashlight in your teeth, flipping through the Bible.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: And go bedtime was forty five minutes ago. And I
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: would go, God does not have a bedtime. It's gonna
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: be ten more minutes. Is eternal.
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: Yeah, And then me, I would just be like, fine,
- 1:10:54Speaker 1: just say memory. Then I don't have to head it.
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: I heard hear you to the blanket muttering about plagues
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: of locusts exous thirteen six. Two things a guy like
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: me doesn't miss fishing and church. That's from that's from.
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: The river runs through it. There was two things. We
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: were never late to church and fishing.
- 1:11:22Speaker 3: That's damn good. I gotta watch fucking river runs through it.
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: I'm listening to an audio book right now.
- 1:11:27Speaker 3: Really, the book's quite good. It's not a movie.
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: I'm haunted by waters. I'm haunted by waters.
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: I'm haunted by waters.
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: No, you can't say it if you don't know it.
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: Bro, I thought we were just all kind of now.
- 1:11:36Speaker 3: It was like an affirmation final line of the movie.
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: I thought that it was Likeonomy seventeen.
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: It's a beautiful ending. Yeah, let's wrap it. Really are
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: we doing two episodes? O, we're just doing this one.
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: I don't know what's time we've been going. I had
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: more to say.
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want That's
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: all I have to say.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: I was going to say something else about a river
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: runs through.
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: It as I walked through the valley of the Shadow
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: of Death.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: Take a look at my life and.
- 1:12:13Speaker 3: Realize there's nothing left.
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: Because I've been for so long.
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: And so long.
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: Oh God, I had something else you.
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: No one wants to hear about the river runs through it, dude.
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: One wants to hear about your fucking Gary Larson book
- 1:12:29Speaker 3: that you're read.
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: Oh, I was going to say. I was when I
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: couldn't sleep. I was just listening to a bunch of speeches.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: I just looked up greatest speeches of all time, and
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: I watched all of them.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: I'm sure that fucking deluge of blue light into your
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: eyes isn't fucking.
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: I had a nightmode on bro Go. You have a
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: little Churchill on there, a little Churchill, a little It's
- 1:12:50Speaker 2: crazy how big speeches used to be. Like how well, no, really,
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: because like like I listened to first of all, I
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: didn't know JFK sounded like that, Oh, it's crazy. You
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: had a little bitch voice that everyone Yeah, I was
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: skipping ahead. I was like, well, that's not him. I
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: was the guy introducing I literally thought it was the
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: guy introducing him. But I listened to his speech announcing
- 1:13:13Speaker 2: that MLK Jr. Had been shot and that's the opener, right,
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: that's yeah, yeah, and it's crazy people have know what
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: people had no idea about news. Yeah. It was like,
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: do you hear them where them? Like yeah, yeah, people
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: are screaming the You know what's.
- 1:13:29Speaker 6: Weird is hearing the actual version of lines that have
- 1:13:32Speaker 6: been immortalized. We have nothing but to fear but fear itself,
- 1:13:35Speaker 6: or like ask not what you can do for your country,
- 1:13:38Speaker 6: or what your country can do for you, ask what
- 1:13:39Speaker 6: you can do for your country. Those don't sound now
- 1:13:42Speaker 6: when you actually hear the real SoundBite. That insane to me.
- 1:13:45Speaker 6: I don't know why. I think it's because I've heard
- 1:13:47Speaker 6: them so often retold. But then if you listen to
- 1:13:50Speaker 6: Lincoln some of the stuff he wrote and said that
- 1:13:55Speaker 6: to me is.
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: That boy was built different beyond belief that boy was
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: an raider, appeal to.
- 1:14:01Speaker 6: The better angels of our nature. Yeah, how the fuck
- 1:14:05Speaker 6: do you come up with that?
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: People don't write speeches like that anymore. They don't Lincoln,
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: they don't.
- 1:14:10Speaker 3: Lincoln must have gave him crazy head dude. Fucking he
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: probably Marry Todd screaming, I had a dream. Have you
- 1:14:16Speaker 3: guys heard of this one?
- 1:14:17Speaker 6: Just buried beneath the bloomers.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: I can't even see him.
- 1:14:24Speaker 3: Her depressed ass, and he's fucking just going to town.
- 1:14:26Speaker 3: He had that ship like a fucking waterfall.
- 1:14:29Speaker 2: Oh my god. Speeches now though, it's just you just
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: go up and you go, good evening people of America,
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: and then like you go back. You listen to I
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: had a dream and he's okay, it was quivering and
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: everyone's going, there's like a million people watching. Yeah, it's
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: I would love to go to speeches like that.
- 1:14:53Speaker 6: There are some good ones still, some contemporary good ones.
- 1:14:56Speaker 6: And I also think Ted talks.
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: You know what.
- 1:14:58Speaker 6: Let me put it this way. If we were Russian
- 1:15:00Speaker 6: right now, I think we would think Putin's speeches were
- 1:15:05Speaker 6: all time.
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: I listen to Charlie Chaplin speech and the Great Dictator,
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: and I'm not a big Putin guy. Now you could say,
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: what are you Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, I'm not familiar with this.
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: You haven't seen The Great Dictator. No, you haven't heard
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: speech in it. I didn't think he spoke. He's in
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: a movie and he wrote the movie and it's him
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: playing a dictator and he gives a final speech at
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: the end and he's like, it's like, the power of
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: humanity is in man, not all not single men, not
- 1:15:34Speaker 2: groups of men, but all men. The power is in you.
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: That was a very Marxist idea. Yeah, it's great, great speech.
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: And the dictators they take away the power of men. Right,
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: it's very powerful. Right. I listened to Steve Jobs commencement
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: speech at Harvard. Great speech. Yeah, some of those are
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: pretty good.
- 1:15:52Speaker 6: Obama's David address at the Democratic National con put him
- 1:15:58Speaker 6: on the Map is a very good one one.
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: Yeah, that one was like top five. Yeah, that's a
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: big time.
- 1:16:03Speaker 3: George Bush when he was like for me, once you can't,
- 1:16:06Speaker 3: you don't, just don't get fooled again.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: Yea chocolate chocolate chip.
- 1:16:11Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: Like the two, Our two like greatest beacons of public
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: speaking are Joe Biden, who can't form a sentence, and Trump,
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: who like is a good public speaker, but he's just
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: going off the cuff like he's got Abraham Lincoln's.
- 1:16:24Speaker 3: Like writing things and like carefully choosing words from his
- 1:16:28Speaker 3: extensive reading. And Trump isn't reading books. He's like me.
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: He's listening to books on tape.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: Herb Brooks listen to that one a couple of times,
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: so they don't even know if that one actually ever
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: even happened. That didn't the locker rooms, Yeah, there's no
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: like proof.
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: He just called him pansies and said, get the fuck
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: out there. Pussy's didn't playing a Disney movie anyways.
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: I just wanted to touch on my speeches that I've
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: been listening to.
- 1:16:54Speaker 6: That's cool. My dad's a big fan of speeches. Make
- 1:16:56Speaker 6: us listen to them in the car.
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: That's what I was waving in my head walking around
- 1:17:01Speaker 2: like that.
- 1:17:01Speaker 6: It's seven fifteen. You know, the smartin Luther King yelling
- 1:17:05Speaker 6: at me isn't really. That's probably why why you got
- 1:17:09Speaker 6: into Harvard. I have to think about the life cycle
- 1:17:10Speaker 6: of a cell today.
- 1:17:14Speaker 3: I used to listen to sports The Greatest Calls in
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: sports History.
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we had that too.
- 1:17:19Speaker 3: I had that CD. It came in a book, Yes,
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: I had.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: Are You from Miracles? Oh yeah, I like shit like that. Yes, yeah,
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: on the field.
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit was great.
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: I love shit like that. I always get the chills.
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: Yeah right, when I watched Tom Brady highlights, I get chills.
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: You didn't even pay attention to social studies class.
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: I would have anything to do with sports calls.
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: Social studies is history in grade school.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: They weren't talking about like the nineteen eighty hockey team.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Yeah, you're too busy whipping and nanaing, bro, I know
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