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5 signs that a guy is flirting with you · Podcast - Big 98.7

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Big Night at point seven. Pike and Amanda in the morning minus Amanda the
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sweet sheet on Vaca. But we have our afternoon guy James filling in by
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Amanda. I see upgrade one of those vacations where you come back and they
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ask you to go ahead and leave again. Your key doesn't work anymore.
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Entered Gracey's here too. You guys know that McDonald's is entering the wedding arena.
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You can now get your wedding catered by McDonald's. Oh now, unfortunately,
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if you heard me say this heck of a jingle. If you heard
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me say then you're like, oh, I'm getting married and I would enjoy
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this. Yeah. Unfortunately it's only in Indonesia, which is where for people
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that don't know the earth in the Pacific rim Oh, possibly one of the
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islands. Heck of a rim. I'll have a rim on that Pacific.
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Two hundred and thirty two dollars will get you one hundred chicken sandwiches. I
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beg they're now I need to clarify a Is it a Mick chicken or is
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it the mc crispy, Which which one would you prefer it be? Is
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much? I love him chicken mccrispy is obviously twice as expensive for a good
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reason because it realizes is higher. I find to make chicken cannot be beat.
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What depends who makes it. I'll go to the Chick fil At,
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don't care. I'd rather have him great. Oh they're a classic. Now.
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Also, with the hundred chicken sandwiches, you're gonna get one hundred four
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packs of mick nuggets. Yes, this is for only two hundred and thirty
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two bucks. Four hundred nugs. How many people you could feed? Now?
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You could do? You know, you can multiply, demanding on how
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many people you're inviting your wedding. But what did you if you could cater
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your odding? I'll say, we're all gonna get married again, or for
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the has not been married. So imagine you and your man, the man
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of your dreams, are getting married. We'll name him Chase. I don't
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know, Chase. What fast food restaurant would you want to cater your reception?
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Because listen, we've all been to weddings that are like super super duper
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fancy, right the chicken you get to be if you got the vegetarian option,
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and they're all just like they're all the same, nobody remembers, nobody
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cares. I find that most time of the time, the catering is mediocre.
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Anyway, I agree, even if it is supposed to be fancy like
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they put it in those big tin things, is true, it's not flavored.
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Our wedding was really good, especially if my mother in law's listening.
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It was the best I've ever had. Um No, it was really good.
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But I've seen a lot of people they'll get like the kids meal because
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it's just chicken tenders or whatever, and they're just better. This is better
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than the fancy would love. Yeah, give me a bucket attendees. A
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matter of fact, I would probably choose KFC. Really, that would be
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nice fast food wedding. Just a bunch of buckets of chest grease me up
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with all that delicious hot They their buffet is really good. Did they still
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have it? I don't know. Don't you live over there? They don't
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have it in Morehead. The last one in town was the one on thirteenth
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had it. I don't even know if that exists anymore. Well, we
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know they exist, but the buffets they started removing them from the lobby man.
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You go in there, man, the mashed potatoes, the gravy m
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our intergrace. You gotta get one fast food restaurant to Katerrie wedding. Does
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it Papa John's count No, it doesn't. I would count it. I
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count it. I've I mean, I've seen pizza at weddings. Yeah,
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it's not a bad option. Breadsticks? Uh? Yeah? Now who gets
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to eat the little peppers they put in the box? And I don't.
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I don't grabs. You want pepper, have a pepper. Sometimes I'll eat
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that, sometimes I won't. Really depends on how spicier feeling. Yeah,
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exactly. Would you at least squeeze it all over the pizza? No?
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What about that garlics Yeah? See, I was gonna say, you can
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have the peppers, but make sure I want the garlic sauce. Yeah,
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that garlic sauce is tasty. What's your spike? Oh it's gotta be arbies,
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sucking armies, gross beef speech. It's what I mean. I've always
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said, And it helps that I did work there in East ten more Head
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for two years of my life. But I would say it's like the most
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versatile menu because yeah, there's the beef. They got great roads bee we
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know that. But their chickens great. They got like sub sand which is
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something depending on you know the menu at that time. Great raps, not
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valids. They have really good monsterrella sticks too, as versatile as any other
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menu. Don't be ridiculous, Papa John's. What do they have other pizza?
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They got breadsticks. Dessert. They got the cookie. Okay, cookie,
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I see your cookie, and I raise you a jamocha shade. All
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right, that's your jamocha right here in the morning. Seven this time for
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the hypothetical situation game, plenty long in your car. Just think about it,
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Think about what exactly what do you do? What do you do?
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James? You've listened, of course to the program before, right, you're
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familiar with how what do you do work? You weren't supposed to ask me
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that question on the air. Why not ask me if I've ever listened to
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the show before? Yeah, well I don't want to. Yes, I've
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listened. It's great, great, all right, So here's where we do
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this, and I'll start generally a man it would start, but I'm going
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to hit you with a hypothetical situation and you'll have to reveal to me and
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everyone listening in the again, God, what you would do? Okay?
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Wow, all right? Got it? Situation one, James, you're standing
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in line to get into the most exclusive club and far ago. You're at
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the Old Broadway. That's right, all right. You're out with your friend
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Pike, hit the town. It's his birthday. The bouncer comes out and
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he looks at he and says, all right, I can get you in,
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but he's got to stay. You go what Pike? Pike has to
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stay? Why? What? What's the matter? He says, Well,
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last time he was here he got a little too drunk. Okay, all
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believable. Pete on the dance floor. Yeah, so James, I wouldn't
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go back. Oh man, I believe I convinced you to get in line.
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You've been dying to get into this place. What do you do?
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I can't go without you, really, I wouldn't be able to do it.
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We'll go to we'll go to Roots. Well I can't go there either,
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all right, we'll go to frying a pancake pie. It'll be great.
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Shake in one of those metal cups. Yeah, there's nothing better than
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the extra shake. You know. I went. I was there last weekend
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at approximately two thirty am. On Sunday and I asked for the shake because
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I wanted the two cups, and they said they they've condensed it down to
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just the one. COVID got the one cup. Well, they said it's
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better that way, and you know what, I agree, because the glass
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cup the formal. So you're saying, they only do the steel cup.
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They know that is tasty, way better, so they bring out a big
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steel cup. Oh God, that boy's good. Who anyway, James is
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first ever? What do you do? Good luck? Pike? Yeah,
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you're at home. Sure, the mood strikes you, the need is great.
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You head to the bathroom to clear out the last remnants of the Chinese
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buffet from twenty minutes ago. After you complete your duties, you look over
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into your horror. You see there's no paper Pike. Oh god, home
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alone, great movie. What do you do? Is there paper towel?
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Because I'm not I'm not one to shy away from putting paper towels down the
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toilet, although it's probably ruining. They've done it, I've done. Who
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has paper towels in their bathroom? No? Well, we live with my
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sister and I've had I've already in the month and a half. We've been
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there. I had to do this multiple time, right, So I've been
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in the situation and I found if you tear the paper towel into small pieces,
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um, it doesn't clog the toilet paper towel in their bathroom. It's
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under the vanity, under the sink in case you want to clean. So
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you gotta reach. You gotta lean through a lean movie. Yeah, you
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do have to do a risky little you know, shuffle over to the cabinet.
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But uh, yeah, I know that's what I would do. A
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yeah, yeah, all right, James, who wasn't ready for paper towels
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in the bathroom? I thought that one would be a little bit tougher.
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I don't know what shower. I guess shower jump in the shower. Oh
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yeah, all right, James. You're driving on Interstate ninety four, got
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it. You just passed the University. Excit. You see a car pulled
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over to the side of the road. You see a young lady looking like
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she might need some help. Being the good man, you are right,
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You throw on that signal and you pull over. You approach her car,
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looks like she needs help changing attire. Yeah, you say, excuse me,
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miss can I help you? And she said, oh yes, please,
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I need some help bad. Thank you sir. Wow, And just
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as you're reaching for your jack, yep, you notice the the young lady
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has a shirt that says death to all dogs with a heart. So,
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James, a pretty aggressive shirt. Well, I mean it is aggressive.
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What do you do? Is it a there's nothing else on the shirt,
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just a heart. Correct, pretty clear what it means. Oh, I
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got a dog person to ask her out the shirt. Really, we're gonna
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have a conversation before I change your time, for sure, Like, what
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is with your shirt? Weird? Though? What did dogs ever do to
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you? Well? Maybe it's like, you know, I hate I hate
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men. Who are you know, terrible people or something? And she's just
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trying to be cute. Yeah, I need to know. No, this
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is not cute. I've never seen it. Yeah, this is Have you
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seen that shirt in the wild? I have not. This is so I'm
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really glad that it doesn't exist. Yeah, me too. I'm sure it
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does if you google it. There's probably a whole community of people who hate
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dogs. Probably it's stick to think about. Yeah, so we're gonna have
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a conversation based on that conversation. If she says, well, I just
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really hate dogs and I want the world to know it. I'm gonna be
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if you know what, I don't have any wrenches by wow. Yeah,
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okay, did you say she was cute? Yeah, very cute. And
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she said if you do this for me, I'll take you to frying pan.
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How that'll change things? Right there? All right? The final what
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do you do? Here we go. You're enjoying a lovely day of frolicking
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an ottertail lake. The water is a perfect temp. You split, you
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splash, You realize that everyone can see your crack, oh god, and
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everything else because your last frolic left your trunks detached from your body. Pike,
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you're now nude? Oh what do you do? Sorry? You blew
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it? What do you do? There's one way to play this game,
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I know, and if you can't do it correctly, we're not going to
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do it in filling Thanks Dad, I'm just kidding, okays a little angry
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about I'm naked in a lake. You're naked an outtertail lake. Your trunks
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have disappeared, similar to we've referenced Home Alone multiple times today. When Kevin
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does the cannonball and then his trunks are also detached from his body. That's
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right. What temperature was the lake? You said? Perfect? Perfect temperature?
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Never perfect enough for this situate? Well, yeah, because once you
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stand up the breeze, it's no. No, I've had a severe disadvantage.
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Uh what do I do? Yeah? I'm alone? Well, I
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mean, I'm sure there's some other people in the lake, but nobody you
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know, is there? And what would that help? Did you can get
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to call everyone? Everyone surround me but face away as I walk? I
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would? Uh? I would, God geez, I would bend over like
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I was picking something up and start walking backwards in that post until I got
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good, until I got to the cabin. I liked that a lot.
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Thanks for the visual this morning. What a show that was. What do
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you do up this morning? This morning? Fikeing Amanda in the morning.
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You all suspect a thing when you hear that telephone? Yeah, bikes,
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Brandy never is listening, Fie Brand won't get arrested, bikes flicker all right?
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Then is Christina? How can I help you? Hey? There?
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Would you mind helping me with a fish I purchased from your store last week?
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Yeah? Sure? What's going on? All right, So I got
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this pet fish named him Tidally Winks. Adorable little guy. Anyway, he's
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been acting real weird the last couple of days, and I'm honestly afraid that
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he's dying. Oh God, anyway you can help me with this. I
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mean, and I just work at the store. I'm not a veterinarian.
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So you sold me the fish. Can you just maybe try to help me
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through the situation. It's getting very urgent. I mean, what's the fish
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doing. He's just been acting weird, you know, like he's just not
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doing his normal fish stuff. I mean, if he's swimming, I think
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he's swimming. No, he's floating. No, he's up, belly up
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floating. Okay, wait wait, wait he's swimming. We're okay, good,
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good, Sorry, yeah he's swimming. You were good. Now,
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why don't I take him out of the tank and just like see if he
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needs some fresh air. Do you think that would help? So, No,
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do not take him out of the tank. You can't take a fish.
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I'm going to take him outright. Oh, let's trying. What are
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we supposed to do? Let me try some things? All right. I
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got him out of the tank. Why did Why did you takes out of
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the tank. You need to put him back in right now. He needs
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water? What are you doing? He's like not doing it. He's just
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sitting here. He's just kind of I don't know. Do I give him
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CPR the water? Put him in the water. I'm giving him CPR.
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Do you know how to do fish CPR? You're oh, you're giving the
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fish CPR, pushing on him. I don't know what the hell do I
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do here? Oh my guys, you cannot do that. I'm not breathing.
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He's not breathing. What do I do? He's just laying there.
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I think he's dead. Oh my god. And Fish, you honestly,
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you honestly are a terrible person. Oh my god, he's dead. Oh
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Tally Winks, Oh my god, are you a sick person? No?
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This is not okay, I'm kidding. Oh my god. Tally Winks is
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fine. Winks is fine. Christina, this is Pike and Amanda on Big
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Nightio point seven. You've been a victim of Pike's prank. I'm so sorry.
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Oh my god, that is I mean, listen, you were no
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hell, Oh my goodness, I can't well. I'm glad. I'm glad
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he's still alive and that did not actually have been a wow. Oh my
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god. Flin Pike and Amanda in the morning. Seven Pike and Amanda in
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the Morning. Here with James filling in for Amanda while she's on vacation this
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week. Oh hello, oh hello. So you want to know if a
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guy's flirting with you? Gracie interned Gracie. You know you've had crushes since
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I've known You've had what crush is? Crushed on a guy and you're confused
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as the weather or not he actually likes you. Yeah. I think everybody's
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gone through this. So yeah, I have a list of five shirt fire
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signs that the guy's actually flirting with you. Okay, so if he does
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these things, he's Indian Like number five, he looks at you when you're
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not looking. Have you ever caught this? Do we want to reveal his
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name or should we call him something? We'll call him Carl Carl. No,
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you ever catch Carl? Like if you turn around quick? Is he
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Carl's eyes? I and yup. I don't know really to think about it.
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If you have to be a video bushing that's about to happen, I
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don't like this I'm going home. Not a good start. Let's listen out.
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Does he say good night and good morning? No? He just never
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is he? If you've never got a good morning text from Carl? No,
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what do you think, James? No good? No looking good?
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No, it doesn't have to be every day because you don't want to overdo
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it. If I'm Carl, you know, I want to be koy.
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But every once in a while, surprising with a little good morning not a
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bad idea. How about this? This is your signs that a guy's actually
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fording with you. He opens the door for you. No, let's slam
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in your face. No, but I don't know if we've ever gone anywhere
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there's a door. Yeah, you've never been in a place with a door,
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a doorless face, public parks and that's it. That's it, all
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right? How about this? He has to touch you, Carl can't help
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himself. I'd have a little hand on the arm. Yeah, small your
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back once. I love your hand a lot. He asks you to create
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a secret handshake. Just man, we got one left. Yeah, signs
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that a guy's flirting with you. He just decided to drop by start the
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buzzer. Oh hey, I was just in the neighborhood. No, if
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the guy did that, that would be creepy, right, if you just
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got to knock in your door, It's like, what is that? Yeah,
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Carl Carl, it's Carl Carl. It's midnight though, been drinking?
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Yeah? Would you let him in? Probably? Oh, I don't even
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want to ask what would what would go on after that? You'd get him
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a get him a bottle of water and a smack and put him to bed.
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Yeah, obviously it's crazy. I think we got to move on from
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Carl Carl's guy ain't a girl in the morning point seven, Big Nutty in
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point seven, Pike and Amanda in the morning. Hello, we are well
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without Amanda this week. She's off on the lake. That's a shame.
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I know, I know. But James is here in her absence, So
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hello, James, thank you. That's enough. Grade. So you know,
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sometimes you probably wonder if you have the approval of your spouse's dad.
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I think we've all wondered, Dad, I wondered to this day. But
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I have some subtle signs. These are the signs that your dad hates your
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husband. Okay, like number five, he puts on the tough guy act.
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If dad's always like you know, when when your husband's around, he's
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like back in my day, or come to your son change his tire with
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me, he probably hates your husband. I got that one time. Tell
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me more about time. That was the woman I was dating in high school.
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I met her dad and he tried to show me his gun collection,
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as if I come on, was this a cartoon character? Yeah? It
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was pretty funny, like just so star And then I just started like grabbing
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the guns out of his gun kids safe because I know about guns, right,
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Oh yeah, And I was like, oh, these are sweet,
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let's go shooting. And it kind of crapped out on him. It was
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pretty funny. Look at you showing him whose dad great? I out dadded
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the dad, I don't even have kids. See, anybody can do that,
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all right. He also uh favor or he thinks you can do better.
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If your dad is openly just straight up saying that, hey, you
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know you really probably could do better than this shove, I think he probably
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hates your husband. Probably sign yeah, yeah, another one, nothing is
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ever good enough for your dad? Like does your husband ever help out at
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your parents home? Does your dad find the flaws and your Love's quote help,
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he probably hates him, or otherwise he openly wishes you married someone of
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the same religion. It might be a good sign that he probably hates your
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dad. Yeah, yeah, account you think your dad would have an issue
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into him, Gracie if you date out of your religion. I don't think
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I love. I don't think my dad wants me to date anyone because I'm
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real, I'm his baby. Are you the only girl? No? But
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I'm his youngest, So, like, my dad is very protective over me.
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I understand. I guess the instinct to do that, but I don't
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at the same time, Like, what do you think, dad, Well,
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what do you think it's gonna happen? I know, have you not
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lived in this world? Like you don't want your twenty whatever year old to
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get out there? And you know right, and you will eventually be you
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know, maybe god willing thirty years old, forty back, maybe fifty wow,
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in which case he just wants you to still to be single. My
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dad's the biggest thing is like, oh, you know you're single now,
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Like, just enjoy it, just live up your life while you're single.
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You don't have anyone? What does that mean? In his head, because
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in my head that means like get out there. Yeah, literally, get
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out there, have some fun, which is you know, also gross.
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So yeah, well I don't know. No, it's not get out there,
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grace, well, no, get out there. But in you every
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softball team that you can fine more head Monday nights, just go hang out
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on the parking lot on Centennial. All right. Now, in the number
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one sign, your dad hates your husband. He makes comments about your man's
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career choice. I think we James, are really at a quite a disag
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Yeah. My my my wife Lauren's dad is like a military man, career
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military. And so when we have to talk to him and tell him why
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we're moving across the country for her husband's silly radio job's I moved across the
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country for a real reason. And Amanda in the morning, you guys see
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this video went viral yesterday, sort of like a viral video where this door
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dash driver was up at the doorstep and you know nowadays everybody got a ring
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camera. Yeah right, yeah, you can't get away with anything, that's
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right. So this guy, I hate this generation delivers the food and it's
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a nice, beautiful house picture, a nice neighbor picture Rose cree osgood or
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yeah, another local, very nice neighborhood. And so he says this,
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listen close because she gave him a five dollar tip on what she claims to
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be a twenty dollars order. So do the quick math we're just talking about
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not more than that twenty five percent. I'm not good at math, but
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twenty five percent, I think we'd all agree is a decent tip. Yeah,
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here's what he thought about it. Let's say it's a nice house for
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a five dollars tip. Whoa, So he hits her with the bleat you
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after he calls her out for having a nice house and only given five dollars.
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Coming in hot, Yeah, I would say, I mean, listen,
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lady, healthy animals h anytime you can get a home alone quote in
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here, I love me. What do you guys think? Twenty five percent?
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I mean that's obviously when you're dealing with a small twenty dollars was it
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twenty dollars of food? And then you know you have fees on fees on
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fees probably Well, his he didn't say that it was a bad percentage tip.
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He said your house is so nice that you should tip me. More.
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That's a dumb argument. It is a dumb argument. It's also you
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know, it's like if you're a celebrity, so you know, these these
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celebrities, they gotta go eat somewhere. So you're sitting at a restaurant.
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If I'm sitting at a red lobster, do I need to because I'm Tom
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Cruise, do I need to give you a thousand dollars two? Every time
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you're gonna be bleeding money, you're gonna be bleeding tip. Tom can't afford
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it, Okay, Tom can bad example, but somebody was just like a
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normal amount of rich money, you know, like Danny Sandford, I don't
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know, like Sean William Scott, the aforementioned. Yeah, he's got a
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real mid actor exactly. He can't he can't be tipping a thousand dollars a
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time. And he wouldn't be recognized anyway, don't you. I mean,
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come on, the stiffmeister. You don't think he's recognizable in any setting.
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Grace didn't know who he was exactly. Well, no, I don't know
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what you're talking about. Yeah, you look like you have deer in the
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headlights. To be fair, just rep you didn't know what the movie super
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Bad was either, And that's like from two thousand and seven, so that
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is Drudge. Yeah, that so one of the greatest films of our time.
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I'm sorry to think you just don't know much of anything. That's probably
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true. Brain filled up with Taylor Swift and There's No Room Prinking and Amanda
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in the Morning point seven Pike and Demand in the Morning as James on the
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vocals. Yeah baby, they heard him bidden that high scene. That was
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a scene potentially The band that I saw last weekend in my hometown of Graceville,
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Minnesota did a cover of that song and me and my cousin Chris got
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sweaty dancing to it. It was fun. Oh really good for you for
23:27
dancing to the band, because I know what it's like to have nobody dancing
23:30
to the band. It's not as fun as it seems. Danced for three
23:36
hours without stopping. You should have seen how sweaty eye was, dude,
23:38
sweaty boy. Oh yeah. Can I tell you about a big medical breakthree
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You guys know me. I was up early reading my medical journals. Yeah,
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right, like I do. And the latest I saw was a study
23:49
done on Americans in their weight obviously this is a very noted issue amongst Americans.
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Being overweight. Well, they found a sent that being just overweight.
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We're not talking like vary OBEs, but being just overweight doesn't necessarily mean you're
24:06
at a higher risk of death, they say, In fact, it's about
24:10
the same as being a normal weight, which is just like, okay,
24:12
begs the question, what is a normal weight pike, Well, it's on
24:15
the BMI scale, So people with a BMI of under thirty. So I
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don't know if anyone Obviously BMI is like pretty flawed. It seems anyway,
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like me being like a shorter guy, you know, um, short and
24:29
thick. You're you're a thick. When I had to pick you up that
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day, I was like, man, there's a lot of a lot of
24:34
weight, their density density. I'd make a great paper weight. You're like
24:40
gold pike, Pike, you know, it's it's a metal that's heavier than
24:42
other metals and more valuable. But at the same time, my BMI is
24:47
very high, so you know, this is good for me and a lot
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of people who are worried about like, you know, you don't necessarily need
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to look like a ken doll. It's sort of My takeaway from this you
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can let your dad bob dad a little bit, you know what I mean?
24:59
Yeah, kind of look like one of those softball guys, right,
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Grace, Yeah, the softball guys. Really is that your ideal male body?
25:04
I don't like like the no, no, no, no, really
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with it? Why not? I don't know, you rigid? They just
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some of them looked just like not. They look on a fake you know.
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Yeah. Yeah, well that's great too, I mean not even close
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to a thirty BMI. Did you look yours up? Yeah? Oh you
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above it. Oh I'm in the red zone. Baby, he stopping.
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You're your person to me, You're a perfectly proportional man. You're what is
25:30
your height? Wow? Six one sixth one? Now that's a good healthy
25:33
height. Is It's a nice height. I like you gotta go my bed
25:36
every night just thinking. Man, I hit the jackpot on the height in
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the morning. Eight point seven trending. Now here's what you need to now
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eight o three and I'm James. Let's do it. Look a law enforcement
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say, fireworks ordinance are a difficult too and four US un julyfe fourth,
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a couple days ago ninety eight fireworks related calls came to Fargo, Pediot and
26:04
more Head police responded to thirty nine calls. I'm really proud of more Head
26:10
keeping up they I mean population wise, their percentage is higher. I think
26:12
per capita, that's a lot of calls to the police per capita. I
26:15
mean actually getting to the point where you listen, I get frustrated when I'm
26:19
in bed last night, I've already taken Melotona and ready to zong cap and
26:22
I hear boom boom boom. You know, it's just like, yeah,
26:26
that's frustrating. But what I call the police, what I call the emergency
26:30
hotline, no noah. And obviously they can't do anything about it. And
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the reason why is because even though there is a city ordinance saying one hundred
26:37
dollars fine for fireworks use in the city limits, the North Dakota law says
26:41
that the officers are required to witness the individual actually lighting the fireworks. So
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you'd have to go detective stuff for that one, or you you got a
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deep cover, you got to film them, and you got to take them
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to court. Yeah, and then you can use that as evidence that a
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lot of work well anything to you know, for justice justice is done.
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The Budweiser Clydesdale horses are scheduled to appear at the North Daquota Horse Park on
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July fifteenth, but Peter is sounding the alarm. Their concern is that the
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horses have had their tailbones amputated. Pete's not funny, But why are they
27:15
removing the tail It depends what you think is funny about it. I guess
27:18
well, it sounds really painful. Is that funny? And how are the
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how are you supposed to sit without a tailbone? Horses never sit even,
27:26
never seen a horse. True, they never say they lay down. They'll
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lay down, but they never sit on their butts like a dog. Horses
27:34
has They've been through so much historically, you know, those old Westerns are
27:38
riding them across the country. But they like it, the horses they're made
27:41
for. How do we know anything about what they like? Well, otherwise
27:45
they would stop doing it for all we know. The tailbone thing, they
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love it. They love not having tailbones. Well, they don't love it,
27:52
Peter says. They don't. They say that it's done for cosmetic reasons,
27:55
so it basically makes their butts look better. It's condemned by the American
27:57
Veterinary Association legal in ten states, So they're basically asking that the Clydesdales don't
28:02
show up. Have we thought about giving the Clydesdale's a Brazilian butt lift a
28:07
BBL? Really good, great idea. Already got some butts on them though,
28:11
you imagine. But donk domes their tailbone horses. They're lucky in every
28:18
year, they really are. Yeah. Twenty twenty three graduating class the University
28:22
of North Dakota received their degrees, but they didn't turn out how they expected.
28:25
They had the North Dakota State University THEO on them. Oh oh,
28:30
that's a big rivals they are. Who's is it the Fighting Hawks? Yeah?
28:34
Now it is. I can't keep UND. That's what I always say.
28:37
Undy. That sounds better, more class well interesting, it also sounds
28:41
cool. UND sounds cool. Yeah. I think UND sounds cooler than NDSU.
28:45
Is that offensive? That's a hot take? What's hot? I will
28:48
say if you go to anywhere other than this direct region of this I twenty
28:52
nine corridor, people don't know the difference between NDSU and UND. No,
28:57
do they know the difference between North and South Dakota? That's right? Yeah?
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Or even what a Dakota is. It's true, they doesn't know anything.
29:04
It's just one big region of the country that's like, it's all what
29:08
are all those shapes in the middle. Yeah, so you and the seven
29:12
hundred diplomas were messed up. They had at seventeen hundred students that were eligible
29:15
to graduate, which means some of the departments half the graduates got the wrong
29:19
diploma. What a hilarious goof. I would keep it and hang it up
29:23
because I think it's hilarious. Are you ready ready today? Oh? No,
29:30
Amanda Stills. Let's see. Let's see. Kevin Costner just went big
29:37
and core Wednesday. Kevin and the implications of his bitter divorce from Christine Baumgarten,
29:42
or even bigger. Because it looks like the judges and inclined to rule
29:47
their prenup is invalid. Judge enforced a provision of the prenup which says,
29:51
in the events of the petition is filed, Christine has a certain number of
29:53
days to vacate the family home, and that date did July thirty first.
29:57
Christine's lawyers have argued the day it is unfair because she doesn't have enough time
30:00
or money to find an adequate place to live. Well, she's got thirty
30:06
grand a month on the credit card. Just max it out. What's her
30:10
name again, Christine, bum guard Christine? Just max it out? So,
30:14
I mean, listen, trying to argue that a prenup is not legit.
30:17
Like, if a prenups not legit, then what's legit? Exactly?
30:21
The whole world is collapsing around us if we can't keep our prenups to exactly.
30:26
We got one. We of course had to sign one with my marriage.
30:27
Yeah, yeah, it's you, we do not It seems Nellie has
30:33
not had a major hit in several Presidents, but he's about to get paid
30:37
big time. He's selling fifty percent ownership of his catalog and he's getting fifty
30:41
million dollars for it. Wow, that's a okay fifty Nellie fan Gracie,
30:48
No, I mean, no hot in here, dilemma, ride with me,
30:52
Country Grammars, shake your tail feather all certified bangers after bangers. Just
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listen. Several Presidents. I mean, when's the last hit head? I
31:02
know he had one, like in the Late Dream just a thing, Yeah,
31:07
only just a dreaming, the one with Tim McGraw that was in two
31:11
thousand and two. Okay, it's not two thousand and two. I bet
31:15
you have buck that was like country grammar days in two. Yeah, I
31:18
have no idea. Well, I mean picky year. We'll bet okay,
31:22
I had to be two thousand and eight. Okay, got it, all
31:25
right? Vamp for me? This isn't vamping, but vamp. I think.
31:33
What's that song about? Okay? The one with Tim McGraw is called
31:37
something about a dream. We're all in my head over and over, over
31:40
and over. We're going here. All right, we're going there. We're
31:44
taking it all the way. Listen, if you didn't have a band aid
31:45
under your eye growing up in the late nineties, did you do that?
31:48
Of course he did a lot of people did No, did you do that?
31:52
I two thousand and four? Pike, we both suck well, I
31:56
knew that. Yeah that's a good tune. Yeah all right. So what
32:00
about Taylor's are not giving romance another go? There was a report that the
32:05
Grammy rummer in the nineteen Winner and the nineteen seventy five front man are back
32:07
together, but nope, go They're absolutely not together and aren't even in contact
32:14
anymore. Taylor's rep says she's enjoying being single and spending time in the studio
32:17
and hanging out with friends in New York City. This is all BS,
32:21
it is. You know they got back together at least once. I mean,
32:23
name a relationship of any sort of length that where you break up.
32:28
There's always the one time backslide. These guys started dating what fourteen fourteen,
32:34
one, twenty fourteen they first got together. Yeah, these two they should
32:37
have been backsliding for they're basically yeah, they're a decade long into the back
32:42
together. Yeah. In turn, Gracie or what do you think? I
32:45
don't like him? He needs to go away? I like him? Name
32:47
a better man for Taylor who being a big, swifty you know her type.
32:52
Who do you think is the perfect man for her? Not Maddie Healey,
32:54
you know who I'd really love to see with her. And it's also
32:57
just because I'm a huge fan of his. I'm mayor God Austin, but
33:01
Austin button off with the Austin Butler. He is a dufus good looking couple
33:07
though he's a big dufus. What what evidence do we have that he's a
33:10
dufus? Have you ever seen him? And any interview every red carpet.
33:15
He's dufus. I'm Austin Butler dirt just because he's pretty. Because he's pretty,
33:24
does that mean that he's not a dufus? You know, maybe that's
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my type dufuss from what I can tell,