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OUTRO: Complaint-Worthy [R18] · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: for raw Dogget.
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  Speaker 2: More to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: Geeze, are you Jason? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just actually looking at the three people out
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  Speaker 3: there on their vapes, and they're all sporting different types.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, I think the woman's actually sharing hers with
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  Speaker 3: another dude, which is kind of sealthy.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Is it a good way to start a conversation, like
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  Speaker 1: when you're out there?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And oh what kind of abe you're running? What flavor
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  Speaker 1: is that? Right? You do that sort of stuff? No?
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  Speaker 4: Well I might ask what flavor are you running?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: But no, not sharing?
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  Speaker 1: No, not sharing. I don't ask you about that. Would
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  Speaker 1: you say, what make I know you're absolutely you're geezing
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  Speaker 1: your eyes out there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck it?
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  Speaker 4: Hell?
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  Speaker 2: Would you locked on the vape too?
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  Speaker 1: Would you ask what model they're running?
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  Speaker 4: Probably not. I'm not that interested in bad to be honest, But.
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  Speaker 3: I was just interested that she shared hers with him
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  Speaker 3: because they won.
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  Speaker 4: The lady shared it with a strapping.
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  Speaker 1: Bon't won't be the only thing?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you know, like if I had cigies then I
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  Speaker 3: probably aful one, yeah, you know, the whole one or
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  Speaker 3: just a puff of yours.
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't like people sucking on mine.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a thing though?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 2: Should just have a puff on this? It is okay
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  Speaker 2: because I know it is with marijuana definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Do you guys used to do shotguns with the old.
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  Speaker 1: That was the first time smoke marijuana shoddy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's the one.
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  Speaker 1: I love those.
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  Speaker 2: What's a shotgun?
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  Speaker 1: Shotguners? Whether you put the joint in the in your
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  Speaker 1: mouth back to front and they blow and it blows
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  Speaker 1: it out there and then you put your hands over
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  Speaker 1: each of your nose and mouth. That's very much like
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  Speaker 1: Thomas was a guy I can't remember his name, but
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  Speaker 1: our lips glanced how high?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: And you get a thick stream of marijuana ejaculate.
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  Speaker 4: That as well, depending on what was going on.
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  Speaker 2: Well in a shotgun, you get a thick stream of ejacutary.
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  Speaker 1: Well, when you're there young kezy and you're brushing lips
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  Speaker 1: with a beautiful Samoan boy as I was, you know,
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  Speaker 1: have control.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like you know, the very sensitive sort of
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  Speaker 3: thing that can happen there and you end up ejaculating.
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  Speaker 2: Have you guys ever had the like the Forest gump,
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  Speaker 2: You know when Forest gumps in the room with jin
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  Speaker 2: A and then he prays here all over him. So
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  Speaker 2: have you have you guys ever? It's called doing a
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  Speaker 2: pug son? Have you ever had one of those?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not, I can't really wasn't. It wasn't as bad
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  Speaker 1: as as Forest, but certainly the first time I made
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  Speaker 1: love was it was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like from it's so amazing just even thinking
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  Speaker 2: or being you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we you a bit of a hair trigger your
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  Speaker 4: first time there.
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  Speaker 1: Looking for old he's running out a hair trigger. You
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  Speaker 1: here on the swivel. That's what the girls used to say.
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  Speaker 1: Neither was neither was cafeteria.
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  Speaker 2: That was actually the opposite.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just my first time still hasn't finished yet, still
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  Speaker 2: going yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well Jasons is still making its way out of that
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  Speaker 1: massive downstairs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's disgusting. I'm so bringing this up.
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  Speaker 1: Jeez.
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  Speaker 4: I remember it very well. I do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I won't go into details. I'm not telling
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  Speaker 3: you your name and.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: It was at an old boys' school. Yeah, well that's true,
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  Speaker 1: and these things can happen. Yes, I was going to.
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  Speaker 2: Make a joke there, but I'm not should I make
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  Speaker 2: it anyway? And then Pugs can beep it out if
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  Speaker 2: he thinks he should do you know, does that every
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  Speaker 2: be beaped out?
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  Speaker 3: The only one of the only complaints we've ever had
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  Speaker 3: about love made I.
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  Speaker 2: Think we should beat that out is when I mentioned
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  Speaker 2: my school three hundred and thirty Pugs and some of
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  Speaker 2: them also.
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  Speaker 4: And it wasn't even a controversial thing that we were talking.
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  Speaker 1: About, but also they complained and it was yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And it was just about me playing with my balls
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  Speaker 1: while I was doing a speech, right, isn't it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, well, what's wrong with that? That's
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  Speaker 4: actually true?
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  Speaker 2: The whole Ky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hurarchy, remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I saw an article the other day because the BSA
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  Speaker 1: is now trying to was looking at reviewing a complaint
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  Speaker 1: that was made about the platform with Sean Planket, which
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  Speaker 1: is only on the internet. So p until this point,
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  Speaker 1: it's been if it's on the internet, about it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, a bit of a world west. But this
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  Speaker 1: guy wrote an article about it and he was going
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  Speaker 1: back through all the BSA complaints and he said that
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  Speaker 1: Jeremy Wells is the most with twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Eight from eating Media Lunch.
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  Speaker 1: Well a whole bunch of different things, but one of them.
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  Speaker 2: One of them is the ane and the one who's final.
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  Speaker 1: The farming. He's dot to like the prostitute one with
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  Speaker 1: the camera on the head. And now he's on seven shows,
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  Speaker 1: no shortage.
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  Speaker 3: There was one real shocker when Hodak he used to
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  Speaker 3: be up on cook Street and he was and he
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  Speaker 3: was doing a magic he was doing a Mike Hosking
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  Speaker 3: thing and.
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  Speaker 1: What do you say? It was very good though.
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  Speaker 3: It was about Maldi people and yes, that's the proverbial
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  Speaker 3: ship hit the fan.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember talking to I think he's been that.
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  Speaker 1: You've been literal, yes, but you're satirizing somebody who's the
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  Speaker 1: right wing. Don't you fucking get it?
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  Speaker 2: But all it takes is one person to get it
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  Speaker 2: and then boom.
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  Speaker 3: But I've never I've never seen anything like that occasion
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  Speaker 3: where he was getting serious threats.
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  Speaker 2: What about day old Gore like when when he got
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  Speaker 2: serious threats?
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  Speaker 1: And then what about the one where they rang up
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  Speaker 1: Ben ben Stokes mother.
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  Speaker 2: They put that was a shock that was a guine
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  Speaker 2: because that wasn't then being clever or anything. It was
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  Speaker 2: just sort of all.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't have a pug sound there to spoil to
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  Speaker 1: go hang on.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it amazing when you think and we've never had
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  Speaker 3: any complaints, Well we've had we would have had lots
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  Speaker 3: of complaints.
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  Speaker 2: But when you cut the head off the sheep that
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  Speaker 2: was pregnant very early doors the SPCA got involved, I think, yes,
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  Speaker 2: And then that's why pitch At kind of died to death.
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  Speaker 1: Well it wasn't why we just ran out of but
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  Speaker 1: also you're not going to do it? Was the point
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  Speaker 1: because of that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I remember Todd being like, you've got to
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  Speaker 2: stop pitch and it was on the back of.
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  Speaker 3: That it.
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  Speaker 1: Seems weird that we would have listened to him.
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  Speaker 2: We we now have meet Patty NEPs anyway, so if
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  Speaker 2: a pit question comes, we're still going to have a picture,
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  Speaker 2: which is great.
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  Speaker 3: It is a precarious It's funny, you know because back
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  Speaker 3: in the day, I used to freak out about so
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  Speaker 3: much stuff, and now I'm like, whatever is.
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  Speaker 1: This a you chill?
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  Speaker 4: This is me chill.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: When I was starting off gizy, I was not chill,
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  Speaker 4: and there were many times when we were doing oh.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck can you?
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  Speaker 4: But then I would fret about it for days.
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  Speaker 2: But the thing, like the weird thing with Jerry Roh,
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  Speaker 2: He's got all those complaints and then you have a
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  Speaker 2: y on him and it's quite often the most boring ship.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking about cricket and day to day stuff and
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  Speaker 2: getting really interesting trains and his favorite trains are and
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  Speaker 2: running a train, and then he's got the most broadcasting complaints.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's fucking bizarre for anything though, isn't he Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: He is.
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  Speaker 3: And if you're not, you know, pushing the edges, you're
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  Speaker 3: not doing your job, you know what I mean? Well,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I think there's certainly times we're on the
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  Speaker 3: fringe of things. I think times where I've gone well,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like the slap slop slap.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the squirting. Yeah that's fine though, that was.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that was hilarious, But you know I fretted about
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  Speaker 4: that a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, I feel like you fret about the
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  Speaker 2: weirdest ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're a big fretter.
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  Speaker 3: If you had been talking about squirting in your relationship,
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  Speaker 3: would you have been all g would have.
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  Speaker 2: Been totally all g because it was a mistake and
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  Speaker 2: it was very funny as if I was like my
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  Speaker 2: wife squirted on me and I fully meant it. Then
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  Speaker 2: we've got something that yeah, yeah, that was great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's good. Go sick to so late at night,
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  Speaker 1: feelers exciting, sick the Solly whereabouts? Is it sick? They
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  Speaker 1: spark arena there, yeah a few times now. The last
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  Speaker 1: one I went and saw was was it? Was it? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I went and saw them the last time though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't really rate it neither. And then I think
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  Speaker 1: that Disney Disney, and I saw something came and that
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  Speaker 1: was Yeah. There beat out that for me withold your
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  Speaker 1: Pugs on man, thanks brother. I don't know what this
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  Speaker 1: one's about, but I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Bet that one out as well.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, sure love it. But sorry, sorry, sorry about
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  Speaker 5: that good stuff, you know, once you get it in
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  Speaker 5: your head.
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  Speaker 1: Friday tomorrow, fellas, Yeah, how.
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  Speaker 4: Good we've got.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a big couple of weeks coming up here. Man,
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  Speaker 1: We've got yeah, we've got Halloween tomorrow, Wednesday. You've got
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  Speaker 1: your give or take, you've got your your guy fawks.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're off down to dunaydn done eating that.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, I'm going to be f all that time too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. You've got a central character of that.
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  Speaker 4: And I was still into my wife last night.
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, you know, when you get in that
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  Speaker 3: situation where all your weekends are filling up and you're like,
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  Speaker 3: hang on, hang on, can we when do we agree
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  Speaker 3: to that?
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  Speaker 4: Are we doing that? Are we?
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  Speaker 1: And fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Because I kind of like the idea of my weekends
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  Speaker 4: being free.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, and I sort of I've got the
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  Speaker 1: commentary on SETI there, and I sort of forgot about
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  Speaker 1: that rule that you've got, and I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: meant to be anyway. It doesn't matter. I'll be loving it.
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  Speaker 1: Dead rubber, Jase, I'll be doing a dead rubber so
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  Speaker 1: good man, I love a dead rubber.
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  Speaker 6: I've got nothing on this weekend. Good Ship, Just get pursed,
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  Speaker 6: can help yourself drinking. I know you're saying that, but
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  Speaker 6: because you're a peace I'm not like you, guys, man,
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  Speaker 6: I'm different.
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