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Furness Show 5-22: Ian sucks at fantasy football! Danny O'neil, Brandon Funston · The Ian Furness Show

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  Speaker 1: By the way, I am laughing today. I thought of
• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Kevin Shock almost texting him's probably having some heavy size kills.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh my god, what if we get Montreal Vegas
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  Speaker 2: in the final for everyone was saying it was going
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  Speaker 2: to be Colorado and fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: I know, fantastic gotta be great. And I know we're
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: not supposed to like Vegas here in Seattle, and I
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: know I just like Vegas better than Colorado. I don't
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: do actually, yes, yes, wow, but you're as a Seattleite. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: born and bred. Let me just go through my sports
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  Speaker 1: hate for a second.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I like this.
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  Speaker 1: It started with horsehead face John Elway in the Denver
• 0:36
  Speaker 1: Broncos face. All right, that's where it started. The appropriate
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: guy looks like a thoroughbred, Like like, yeah, so horsehead
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  Speaker 1: face Elway in the Broncos, we mean Bronco simply.
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  Speaker 2: Seattle.
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  Speaker 1: I think still has the Bronco Buster T shirts. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think well, I know this. They have had him
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: in the past and they probably will do them again
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: because Seattle plays Denver this year and in the regular season.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: The Seahawks deal. They were the Broncos for for a
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  Speaker 1: for a few years. When Chuck Knox was here and
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: Dave Craig and all that they were Seattle's rival, like
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: that was the rival. Yeah, And that was when Ghostbusters.
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  Speaker 1: This has got how old are we? This is when
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: Ghostbusters first came out, and that Bostbusters and they Bronco Busters. Yeah,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: so they did a Bronco Buster song parody and and
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: so h I wrote the world's largest safety Steve atwater
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  Speaker 1: and they made Cam Chancellor look small and the rest
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  Speaker 1: of those little dweebs, the al finyl named Carl Mecklenberg.
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  Speaker 1: I hated them.
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  Speaker 2: I could tell.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely we should have an unloading Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but that's what we're doing. But I hated the
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  Speaker 1: Broncos still due to this day. Then the best thing
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  Speaker 1: ever is we fleeced them and sent them the little quarterback, right,
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  Speaker 1: like that's the best thing ever is ever? So no
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  Speaker 1: on anything having to do with the Broncos and Denver.
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  Speaker 1: But then let's add a couple other items to it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll get to the big one in a second. The
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  Speaker 1: small one is I don't like teams that leave and
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: move and relocate, all right, And the carral Avalanche of
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  Speaker 1: the Quebec Nordik's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they even wore their jerseys this year, and so.
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  Speaker 1: Did the stupid Hurricanes were in the Hertford Whalers jerseys.
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  Speaker 1: And I just think that's an absolute crime. You know,
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  Speaker 1: who's never had the balls to do that?
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  Speaker 2: And good for them.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, see they've never done that, and good.
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  Speaker 3: For them, and they shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: And but I don't like to give them any credit.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine if they wore the Sonics jerseys is like a throwback.
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  Speaker 1: Well, oh my god, there's a guy that there's a
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  Speaker 1: guy that comes in at three o'clock, three to seven
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  Speaker 1: every day. I would guarantee you if that was going
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  Speaker 1: to happen, he would find his way down there and
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  Speaker 1: it would be just oh, he.
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  Speaker 3: Would get arrested.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be bad. Yeah, but they've already done that.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't like Corrad because we move now. It's
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  Speaker 1: ironic because they did help me in my career really
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: because when the Nordiaks moved to Denver, there was a
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  Speaker 1: really successful minor league IHL at the time, ILHL Triple
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  Speaker 1: A franchise, the Utah of the Denver Grizzlies were there.
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  Speaker 1: I think they won the Turner Cup, they won a championship. Blah,
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  Speaker 1: blah blah. Well they got pushed out, they moved them
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  Speaker 1: to Salt Lake, became the Utah Grizzlies. They're playing the
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: they play on the hockey venue for the O two Olympics,
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: and I got the job down there. Oh yeah, So
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  Speaker 1: it did help me, Yes, it did slightly help me
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  Speaker 1: a little bit career wise. I wouldn't be sitting here
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  Speaker 1: right now because that's where I started sports radios in
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  Speaker 1: Salt Lake. But I still don't like teams that move.
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  Speaker 1: And it's Denver, and I associate them with the Broncos.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'll add the third one to Kimi Matumbo
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  Speaker 1: Nuggets playoffs first eight to one upset. Ever in the NBA,
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  Speaker 1: I don't need I need to go no further than that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can just I'll just leave it at that. So
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  Speaker 1: am I rooting for Vegas over the team from Denver, Colorado?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It's wild? Yes, yes, one thousand percent.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Did you know that going into the series or
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  Speaker 2: did you kind of yeah, but it was a shit
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  Speaker 2: and be like you know.
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  Speaker 1: What, Well, it was just like I was hoping it's
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  Speaker 1: anybody besides Vegas, Yeah, like they would get there, but
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  Speaker 1: it's since it's Vegas and it's Denver. I think any
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  Speaker 1: Seattle sports fan worth their salt, it's older than five, not.
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  Speaker 2: To mention the team that's actually playing. You played them
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  Speaker 2: in the playoffs and had a grueling seven games series
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  Speaker 2: and beat them.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, can I tell I was even working for the
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  Speaker 1: team then I was still thrilled endo this day. And
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  Speaker 1: how about how do this three years ago? Cale mccarr
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  Speaker 1: touches the pucking Seattle three years later and still gets booze,
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  Speaker 1: which I all the love to see. How Kraken fans
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  Speaker 1: for understanding sports hate in the right way. I just
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  Speaker 1: wish someone would have grabbed him and just you know,
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  Speaker 1: just chainsawed him to death, you know, said than done, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because he's slippery a little, but.
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  Speaker 4: Yesing on that one.
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  Speaker 1: But so yeah, so like And if you're sitting there,
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: you're see sports fan, and you remember Horsehead, l Way Mecklenburg,
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  Speaker 1: the Three Amigos. They're a little puke kicker with kicked
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  Speaker 1: barefooted if you remember all that stuff, Rich Carlos, I
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  Speaker 1: think I wanted Norm Johnson, our kicker, to kick his
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  Speaker 1: ass like it just and then of course tumble May
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  Speaker 1: he rest in peace and all that, Yes, man, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent. I hate Denver. Denver's the top of
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  Speaker 1: my sports city hateless. Really, Yes, I just gave you
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  Speaker 1: the two Listen, you can't trump those two reasons.
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  Speaker 2: I just gave you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know you gave the reasons.
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  Speaker 1: But you have over the Sonics and rivalry with the Broncos.
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  Speaker 2: You shall. I just bring you back to Super Bowl
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  Speaker 2: New Jersey.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But we beat them, yeah, crushed them.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but but yeah, I know being back there, just
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  Speaker 1: you were back there.
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  Speaker 2: I saw you.
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  Speaker 6: I was there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry that for the hatred that existed between us at
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  Speaker 4: touch time.
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  Speaker 1: You were nice when you were hammered on the street
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  Speaker 1: by Time Square when I saw you the one time, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm usually stumbling down the street. Oh was that after
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  Speaker 1: I went to the late night show?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, because it was it was I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, It's like five or six in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: You were you were very, very you were feeling good.
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  Speaker 1: I just remember maybe it was late. I don't know, No,
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  Speaker 1: because I was, you know why, because we were we
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: were taping the Seahawks shell in Times Square, our our
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: weekly show seaw Saturday night. And then I saw you afterwards. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you were all happy, So that was you were you
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  Speaker 1: were kind of nice that day, but yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: were back there. What happened all week? It was all
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  Speaker 1: about the Broncos. It was it was it was Peyton Manning.
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  Speaker 1: Peyton Manning, historical offense. Just awez, there's no way you
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  Speaker 1: could this offense is unstoppable.
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  Speaker 2: Peyton Manning.
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  Speaker 1: And next thing, you know, Cliff Favriles in the center's
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  Speaker 1: face and the first play and you know, on away
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  Speaker 1: we go and thanks for coming. And I sat there.
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  Speaker 1: We shared a trailer in the parking lot of Metlive Stadium.
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  Speaker 1: They they don't let Joe Average park at football stadiums
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  Speaker 1: for most Super Bowls, they kind of they court them
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  Speaker 1: off and you get the scaffolding. Everybody does their live
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  Speaker 1: shots out there stadium in the background, and we had
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  Speaker 1: a we had a big, single wide trailer that we rented.
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  Speaker 1: Our company also owned a station in Denver, k USA.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, we were the Seahawk affiliate, the Fox
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  Speaker 1: with the time, KUSA was the Broncos affiliate, like Partner TV.
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  Speaker 1: Partner did all the you know, the shows with them
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  Speaker 1: and all that kind of stuff, right, And we shared
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  Speaker 1: this thing with them. It was supposed to be kind
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  Speaker 1: of fifty to fifty. These they just took it over. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: we we did split it size wise sort of. But
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: they were like, like the Wi Fi was supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be for everybody, wouldn't give us the password pnny stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 6: They all wore.
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  Speaker 1: They all wore Broncos gear when they're doing their stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And I was always kind of like, I had a
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  Speaker 1: Seahawk logo with a Fox thirteen logo on some stuff
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  Speaker 1: we had, but I was always hesitant to do that.
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  Speaker 1: We're not working for the team, We're just their partner.
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  Speaker 1: But these guys were all full in, full on orange
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  Speaker 1: and blue eye. And then we get into the stadium
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  Speaker 1: and when the auxiliary seating and Michelle Leutka, Aaron, Me
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  Speaker 1: and WIXI I think it was we were all sitting
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  Speaker 1: and we were sitting right behind they were in the
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  Speaker 1: road in front of us, like Kusa the Bronco and
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  Speaker 1: they're just cocky as hell, like soul cocky.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: In the back of my mind, I'm like like, okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking what I just told you, l Way Mechen.
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  Speaker 1: All these guys Bronco hate my Bronco hate is just
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: fuming at this point. Can we use the Wi Fi
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  Speaker 1: and we're not gonna get in the pass word like that,
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff. It's like to petty, it's just too
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  Speaker 1: p Like they wanted to bring the rivalry into the
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  Speaker 1: trailer and I'm like, oh god. So when we started
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  Speaker 1: kicking their ass, Leka was the worst. She kind of
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  Speaker 1: was chirping them a little bit like Michelle was kind
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  Speaker 1: of good for her. She was kind of chirping.
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  Speaker 6: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, yes, screw Denver, screw all things Colorado. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care who it is.
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  Speaker 2: We come to that conclusion. Now, did I explain myself?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, yes you did?
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  Speaker 3: Full circle.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, anyway, how about we bring in some happy news
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  Speaker 4: about winning one thousand dollars?
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  Speaker 3: Is the last day that we have that?
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  Speaker 2: The happiest news is it's the last day ahead.
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  Speaker 4: I know you're welcome for taking it over for you.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, the Grand Slam Cash Contest just is in
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  Speaker 4: charge concludes, concludes today actually just for this semester or
• 8:57
  Speaker 4: whatever we're calling it, we never know when working to
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: get these things. But the noon Hour's word is family.
• 9:03
  Speaker 4: Take your family on a vacation with a thousand dollars. Actually,
• 9:06
  Speaker 4: that might just fill up your gas tank these days.
• 9:08
  Speaker 4: But family is your noon hour's word. And also just
• 9:13
  Speaker 4: go to nine three three KJR dot com. You'll immediately
• 9:16
  Speaker 4: get a little pop up. You put it in there,
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  Speaker 4: you're entered.
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  Speaker 2: Done, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: See that picture. That's who's coming in. They just sent
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: me a group picture of God?
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: Did they ai that?
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know how it's done. If they do some
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: background or stick.
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  Speaker 4: I think they just yeah, that's their background. Are they
• 9:33
  Speaker 4: wearing these clothes?
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  Speaker 1: Well, two guys have a gold jacket because they think
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: they've won the championship.
• 9:38
  Speaker 4: Enough times to get to go those jackets, aren't they?
• 9:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, they are. They're idiots. I'm just gonna tell you this.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: How many are there flippers? Which one's that?
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Show me?
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  Speaker 2: Which one that is.
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: Seven in the picture?
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  Speaker 8: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Who's wearing a scuba flip slippers?
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  Speaker 4: The uh?
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  Speaker 5: None?
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: And gold jacket guy? It looks like that, but it's
• 9:56
  Speaker 3: probably he's called.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: He's called a few times. That's my buddy Rod. He's
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: a very successful Oh you know what one of those
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: guys is Jimmy Elliot.
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  Speaker 2: Jim Elliott.
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  Speaker 4: On your team?
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  Speaker 1: Well, he's on my in my league. No, he's the
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: other guy with the gold jacket, but the Corbyn Smith's. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for sponsoring Corbyn. But no, the other guy with
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: the rets Roger. He calls in sometimes when we do
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: fantasy football with Funston, and he always uses a different name.
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  Speaker 1: I recognize his voice.
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  Speaker 3: I just mister Alias.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, hey, I gotta quoite.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're done.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get this.
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  Speaker 4: You get nothing they do today though, because Funston is
• 10:32
  Speaker 4: making a guest appearance, I didn't.
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: Hear Funston's on so yeah, well yeah, So for those
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: who missed it, I I screwed up. I lost my
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: fantasy football league. Finished dead last. My wife said that
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: to me last night, literally just said that. She's like, how,
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: She's what did you finish last? I go, yeah, last,
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: like really last, like out of all twelve ago.
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and on every single week you have all
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: of these experts at disposable at disposable disposal, and you
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: were also good at it.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was, but I wasn't this year. It's
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: all luck Rich did Purple Sheet did say because I
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: said it is kind of embarrassing. He goes, it's just
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: just fancy football. It's luck. I go, thank you, I
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: feel better.
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: It is luck.
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  Speaker 3: There is a lot of luck.
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  Speaker 1: I mean there is luck because these two guys were
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: in gold Jackson's and one month multiple titles, are both morons,
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  Speaker 1: so it's really there is luck involved.
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  Speaker 2: There's no doubt.
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  Speaker 4: There was one time I had a meeting during one
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: of the drafts and I had to auto draft and
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: I was like, I'll fix it later. Yeah, that seemed
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: it better than anything else that I have done with
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: my personal boughs.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: So one of the guys, I don't know how they're
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: breaking this up, but one of my buddies. His nickname
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: is Cliff Claven, so we call him Cliff Claven from
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: Cheers because he is the avalment. I don't know if
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: he's okay with it, but you know, sometimes you get
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: you just like, am I okay with them taking over
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  Speaker 1: my show?
• 11:53
  Speaker 6: No?
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: So sometimes you just suck it up. But Cliff, he
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: is honest to god, one of the he's might be
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: the smartest guy I know. Like he'll just throw stuff.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: It's like what what And it's not like how Softy
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: throws stuff out with conviction. Yeah, that is probably just
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  Speaker 1: totally erroneous, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Like he's erroneous on all accounts.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he says it was like you go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that must be right. No, Cliff actually knows like he
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: knows stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Does he throw it out casually or.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, just like over a beer.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you know, here's what's gonna happen with
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: the state constitution, with the amendment with I'm like.
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: What, Oh, he's well read, he's very well read.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the one guy out of all these he's smart.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: My other guy, big sexy Zach smart guy too, big sexy. Yeah,
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: you'll see you'll see why when he comes in. Now
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: you'll see why he comes in experience. One of them's
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: a Nebraska fan, when of i'm's a Boston fan.
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: It's just a whole eclectic group of people. It's it's
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: really like I would hope most people. We're lucky. We
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: have a neighborhood full of characters. Like everyone has their
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: own unique character and personality. But yeah, you guys get
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: experienced that. So what we're doing at two o'clock? Since
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: I lost who's worse? You're Robin Berrien? Well, I kept
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: holding out hope all year. Rob was done. After the
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: first week, I hate this game. Why are we doing this?
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Didn't get lost in his league?
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think he did. I don't think he did.
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  Speaker 3: He was a little more cheerful this Year's.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Pretty embarrassing that Rob did better than I did. But
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: and Mike and Edmonds, I think one. You know, Ricky Tacomb,
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: I think one. Anyway, you're saying that it's not a
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Brandon Fundston problem, it's not a Fundt and Promis in
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  Speaker 1: the end problem. So so what the deal was is
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: they get to host an hour of radio on our
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: on my show, and it'll be from two to three today.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: It's a It's a little bit of an exercise too.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: I think can can the average man come in and
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: host a radio show? Most people think what we do
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: is very simple, very easy, and frankly it is. So
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: so we'll prove that at two o'clock. We'll prove that
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  Speaker 1: at two o'clock this afternoon. I lose control of the
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: show and we'll see what happens. And the terrifying thing
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: is like what if they're good at it? And then
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: like this this might be the last show for Ian Yep?
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  Speaker 2: Could be it? Yep.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're trying to put the nail on a
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: coffin for yourself. This feels like feels like self harm
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  Speaker 4: or something, you know, where you're just like, okay, yeah,
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: well we'll frame it as fun.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Well, the worst thing is we get to see like
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: how many people are watching on the YouTube. It'll jump
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: up and the and the and the iHeart app and
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: all that, and if it plumbs to like zero, then
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in big trouble on Monday. For Tuesday
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: from Purple Sheet, contain that right. Actually, well, if it
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: goes up, viewership is going to come, it really goes up,
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I might be in trouble for that too, exactly. So
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: we'll see that works out. We're gonna recap something. John
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Canzon was on with this during the Marina game on Wednesday.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: I want to talk a little college sports with him.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: We'll do that and react to that coming up next.
• 14:53
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  Speaker 4: Also, you can on it for the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: They're on it.
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  Speaker 1: They're on it for the two o'clock Gong show that's
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• 15:25
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: John Canzona joined us during the Marina game on Wednesday,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: and we've had a great conversation with John about a
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: variety of topics. We just took a little snippet out
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: here because I wanted to kind of react to it.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: At College FOOTBA, there's so much going on right now.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I was thinking this morning, I'm just I love college football.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I love college basketball. But the college football and basketball
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I love that many of us love, I think is
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: probably gone forever. Maybe there'll be some sort of cyclical
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: move to kind of readjust itself someday. But the new
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: PAC twelve starting this year, the push to get a
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: twenty fourteen playoff by everybody except for the SEC, who
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: God help us, when all of a sudden, the SEC
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: is the level headed, you know adult in the room
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: that's really a terrifying thought, like if you're anybody else
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: and you're sitting around going, well, wait a second, they're
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: the ones making sense. We're really screwed up.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where are we?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: We're really in a bad place right now. But I
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: want to play a little snippet of this John Canzono
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: talking about the current state of college athletics. What's your
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: perception of what the new PAC twelve will be? Led
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: by Teresa Gould.
• 16:27
  Speaker 10: I think, you know, back in the day, we used
• 16:29
  Speaker 10: to say, you know, hey, the PAC twelve was only
• 16:32
  Speaker 10: USC or maybe Washington or Oregon in a good year,
• 16:36
  Speaker 10: and that was the PAC twelve. You know, you're judged
• 16:39
  Speaker 10: on your best teams by and large, and so I
• 16:42
  Speaker 10: think it really does become important for the PAC twelve
• 16:45
  Speaker 10: that the conference champion gets into the playoff this year.
• 16:48
  Speaker 10: I think I think that would be the big victory
• 16:51
  Speaker 10: for the PAC twelve. But the bigger picture, the broader picture,
• 16:56
  Speaker 10: doesn't just include the PAC twelve. I think it includes
• 16:59
  Speaker 10: the Big twelve, in the eighth all the group of
• 17:01
  Speaker 10: six conferences. I think they're all looking over at the
• 17:04
  Speaker 10: Big ten in the SEC wondering what they're going to do.
• 17:08
  Speaker 10: Fox in ESPN are driving a lot of this because
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: those are the media partners of the Big ten in
• 17:13
  Speaker 10: the SEC. And I think there's going to be another
• 17:17
  Speaker 10: point of inflection here where all these other conferences kind
• 17:20
  Speaker 10: of look over at the Big ten and SEC and go, Okay,
• 17:22
  Speaker 10: if you want to run away with this, go ahead,
• 17:26
  Speaker 10: we'll form our own thing. So I think there's just
• 17:29
  Speaker 10: right now this real importance in the PAC twelve footprint
• 17:33
  Speaker 10: to take care of your business. Win every football game
• 17:37
  Speaker 10: you can win, you know, invest in your brand, try
• 17:41
  Speaker 10: to you know, when Washington and Washington State play, that's
• 17:44
  Speaker 10: an important game for Washington State to show they belong
• 17:47
  Speaker 10: on the field with Washington. Like it's there's just a
• 17:50
  Speaker 10: lot of little things that are going to happen. I
• 17:52
  Speaker 10: think in the next two or three seasons that all
• 17:54
  Speaker 10: sort of formulate this picture of what the PAC twelve
• 17:58
  Speaker 10: is nationally. But I do you think if San Diego
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: State or Boise State or Oregon State or Washington State
• 18:04
  Speaker 10: gets into the playoffs, and you know, we look up
• 18:07
  Speaker 10: and you know, let's say Washington doesn't make it, Utah
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: doesn't make it, Arizona State and Arizona don't make it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: Callen Stanford aren't there. I do think there's going to
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: be a measure of you know, respect and credibility given
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: to that conference champion from the Pac twelve, that that
• 18:26
  Speaker 10: sort of fought for relevancy and fought for a position.
• 18:30
  Speaker 10: And oh wait a minute, how often is Arizona, Arizona State, Stanford,
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: cal Utah? How often are they getting to the playoffs.
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: It's possible that Washington State and Oregon State have a
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: better path.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing for you.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I want to play this because and you may have
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: probably did see it, all right, it's a short sound
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: by this Jamie Pollard, who is the Iowa State athletic director,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Big twelve team, Iowa State athletic director with all this
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: stuff about college football playoff and the Big Ten and
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: the SEC trying to dictate what's going to happen. As
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: John just mentioned, this is Iowa State's athletic director j
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Pollard when asked about the Big Ten and the SEC
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: threatening to do their own thing.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I mean I said it three years ago. Yeah, let
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: them break away.
• 19:09
  Speaker 11: I'd say I would turn it around and say we
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: should break away from them. Let them go, you know,
• 19:14
  Speaker 11: but they have to go in all their sports and
• 19:16
  Speaker 11: see how fun it is to play baseball and softball
• 19:19
  Speaker 11: and track when it's just the twenty.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Of you, you know, And that's what I think we
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: should do.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: So he later clarified, he just said, hey, look, you
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: know I at some point we've got to you know,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: the part of it was the enforcement of the new
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: NIL rules and things which are lack of enforcement right now.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: We're seeing and all that. But John, when you hear
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: a guy like that say that, and you mentioned the
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: TV networks dictate everything, are we ever headed to SEC
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Big ten only? And if that, if that happened, it
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: would have to be what Jamie Pollard said, right and say,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: we're not playing you. If I'm a Big ten team
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: or a Big twelve team, an ACC team, you're on
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: your own. You're on your own for everything. Could that
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: ever happen?
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: I think that should have happened.
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: Three years ago when the CFP revenue distributions were being negotiated,
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: Mike Aresco was the former Commissioner of the American He
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: had very similar messaging at that time. He was saying that, hey,
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: look we have strength in numbers. There are more members
• 20:16
  Speaker 10: in the Group of six, the Big twelve and the
• 20:18
  Speaker 10: ACC than there are in the SEC in Big ten.
• 20:22
  Speaker 10: It's a numbers game, and you don't just have number
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: of universities. You've got more states, which means you have
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: more lawmakers, you have a bigger voice in the room.
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: Are the SEC in the Big ten going to try
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: to seek an anti trust exemption like the NFL and
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: negotiate and bargain collectively with athletes? Can they do that
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: if they are in a battle with everybody else? But
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: I love that mentality and I love that messaging because, look,
• 20:49
  Speaker 10: you have to acknowledge that, Yeah, there's a difference between Ohio.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: State and.
• 20:57
  Speaker 10: Utah State. That is a stark difference when it comes
• 21:00
  Speaker 10: to funding and revenue. But some of this feels very arbitrary.
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: I covered Purdue as a beat reporter in the late nineties.
• 21:09
  Speaker 10: Purdue is Oregon State, Purdue is Washington State. There's no difference,
• 21:13
  Speaker 10: you know it. And so what are we talking about? Really,
• 21:17
  Speaker 10: we're just talking about, Hey, some of these schools got
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: grandfathered in and therefore they get twenty million dollars a
• 21:23
  Speaker 10: year in CFP distributions, and and you know San Diego State, sorry,
• 21:27
  Speaker 10: you only get one point eight million.
• 21:29
  Speaker 6: Go ahead, go compete, have fun.
• 21:30
  Speaker 10: Doing that over the next five years, the SEC and
• 21:35
  Speaker 10: the big ten schools are going to get twenty million
• 21:36
  Speaker 10: dollars a year in distributions from the CFP, if not
• 21:39
  Speaker 10: more when it expands, And some of these other schools
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: are going to get one point eight million. Your TV
• 21:44
  Speaker 10: deal is going to get you seventy million, and the
• 21:48
  Speaker 10: other conferences are going to get ten or fifteen million.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: How is how is that a thing?
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: How is that even equitable? How does that? How is
• 21:57
  Speaker 10: that in the spirit of sport and competitive battle? So
• 22:00
  Speaker 10: I do think there becomes a point where athletic directors
• 22:04
  Speaker 10: at places like Iowa State, Arizona State, Arizona, Utah, Stanford
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: col and all of the Group of six. I think
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: you have to speak up and you have to say, okay, fine,
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: you want to split off and act like you're different
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: in football, go be different everywhere else and have fun
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: scheduling that. And I don't even think it's limited to
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: like the Olympic sports and the inconvenience that that clearly
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: creates those for those power too, But I think it
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: goes even to football. What if nobody else agreed to
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: schedule them and said we're not going to play you
• 22:38
  Speaker 10: you go play a non conference game against each other
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: and have fun beating each other up and qualifying for
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: the playoff. That way, you're not getting easy wins against
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: these schools that are underfunded, because there is a point,
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: you know, and I talk to some of these consultants
• 22:52
  Speaker 10: that work for these conferences, there is a point where
• 22:54
  Speaker 10: you look at the funding at the schools like Ohio
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: State getting ninety one million dollars in distributions from it conference,
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: and you look at a school like Boise State that
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: you know is probably looking at getting you know, ten
• 23:07
  Speaker 10: million to eight million from their conference last year. How
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: are these two things in the same playoffs? Like at
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: some point there is like is it humane to have
• 23:16
  Speaker 10: these two things competing against each other?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Good stuff from John Canzon and the whole interviews up
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: at the iHeartRadio app, the Infnest showpage. You go check
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: it out there. You know, there's there's a lot to
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: chew on there. The breakaway thing that that you know
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: that that Iowa State sad talked about, it's it's not
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: it's it's one of those knee jerk reaction things that
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah do that, And I'm like, yeah, let's
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: do that. It's never gonna happen. The TV contracts would
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: prohibit that. It would be really hard, and then all
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, the piece of the pie gets even smaller.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: For the rest of the schools that aren't you know,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: in the SEC, are Big Ten. It is interesting, though,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: because both the SEC and Big Ten have some real
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: cellar dwellers in sports. In the big sports, you know,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Rutgers is awful in everything that matters. They had a
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: little blip on the radar screen in basketball a couple
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: of years ago, but buying large, they're awful. Minnesota they
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: had a little bit of a bump in football a
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: couple of years ago. Roll row row your boat. That
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: isn't any That's no good anymore. Purdue isn't. I don't know.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I Purdue is roally Oregon State. I would maybe disgree
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: with john because their basketball program is elite. Under Matt Painter,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: they've become a perennial contender and top five team in
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: the country even with the cyclical nature of college basketball.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: First of all, they retained their guys. They just got
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: one of the biggest recruits in the history of the
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: school the other day. So like Purdue's a little bit different,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: but football they're awful, right, I mean, you go through there,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Wisconsin isn't nearly what it used to be in football,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: So yeah, go schedule. Here's the thing about that scheduling all,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: especially when he talks about the other sports. It's exactly
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: what Heather Tar complained about on this station with Soft
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: and Faine when they first went to the Big Ten. Yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Heather t are the most successful coach at Washington period,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: And honestly, Heather t are the most successful coach at
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Washington in the history of the school. Sorry, Don James.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: She has won titles, banners. I mean, she's done it
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: for longer, and she's like she was sideways. Because travel,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: where you're playing, who you're playing, how you can recruit
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: all those things. I don't think they'd ever take it
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: all off the table necessarily in terms of that. I
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: just I think it's unrealistic. Could there be a big
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: super conference of fifty teams someday? That's probably the most
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: realistic thing. And then you ask yourself who's in there
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: and who really matters?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Right? Who really matters?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'd love our team to be our school,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: to be part of the dance. I don't know if
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: it would be. It might be unrealistic. But then I
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: look around some other schools, like because they don't care
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: about academics, right, that's readily about And I only bring
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: that up for this school for Vanderbilt's purposes. Is Vanderbilt
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: a team that would be a top fifty school. Sure
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: they had a good football season last year. We'll see
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: wherey are this year without the quarterback, right, And they've
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: had some success here and there in basketball, But by
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: and large, Vanderbilt's been a dormat Kentucky, great basketball program,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: dormat football team. Like who really is valuable? Because really,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, what matters is football,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: So who's really valuable? Like figure out who the top
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: fifty schools are in the country football ways, Boise State
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: would be in that mix. Yeah, Boys State would be
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: in that mix. Yeah, you know. So it's I'm saddened
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: for this reason. I'm sad because the college sports weekends
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: that I grew up loving and the competitive part of it.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I know what John was saying, that really hasn't ever
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: existed anyway. Oregon State, Washington State, Hell, for that matter,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Arizona football, cal football, None of us recruit on the
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: same level as Oregon USC next year down Washington, et cetera. Right, like,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: we're not yeah, we're not colling, We're well, we're not
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: take the dollars side, we're not even competing for dogs. Like,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: just go back ten years ago. Wazoo is getting the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: same players they got ten years ago, the exact same players,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: the exact same athlete that they got ten years ago.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: The difference is back then you would develop a guy.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: A guy would develop and then all of a sudden
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: he walks on Luke Falk and becomes the all time
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: leaving pastor in the PAC twelve. Do you think that
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: would happen now? No, Luke would have been gone before
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: he was a senior.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, look at Buddha Aluta, like he went across
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: the state.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: To wash Itton.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I I don't know who that is. I only talking
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: about her mind. I'm just don't talk about him or
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: the eighty anyway, the spy, but they our guys that
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: we do the cougs with every Tuesday. Alex and MK
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Alex Brink would not have finished at Wazoo, I don't
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: think so. You know who else?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: For sure?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't the guy that led the pack twelve in sacks.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Do you think I'm Crystal Bruce would have finished as
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: a kug No chance. He would have been somewhere making
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: big money. But the point is that's where it's changed.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: We get the same athletes, like so I kind of
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: disagrewed John there. We get the same athletes always have,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Boise State, oregons A, Jazoo whatever. Just can't keep those guys.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: And that's where the inequity comes in. And that's probably
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: not gonna change. All right, We'll take a break, come
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: back one twenty today, Daniel you we'll talk about Mariners,
• 28:15
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• 28:21
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• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Gre's some good texts today.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do text at one o'clock Taco to Mariners
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: as well one pm today. I didn't mention this earlier.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I was remiss in doing so. My apologies. Victor Robos's backup,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: What was your favorite Connor Joe moment. He did have
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: a game tying hit. I believe it was in the
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: same right he did this series. I want to say, Yeah,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: so that's it. I he should be I'm he should
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: be upset of Robrestfinder. I'll tell you that right now.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: So I was going to ask you that the Rev.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Sneyder thing.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: One reason why he's still have the team.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Six million dollars, which is reasons, which baseball wise is
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: like a nothing burger. Yeah, but it's just listen, I
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: think it's Jerry to Poto fifty four percent. Aside all
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: the other things. Jerry to Poto is uh has done
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: a lot of good things here. He does have this
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: little weird quirk every year. It's what Nathan makes fun
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: of every Monday. Every year the Poto has to sign
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: that guy and you can just fill in the blank
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: on who that guy is.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: It's literally every single year. Donovan Slona, last year, Pollock
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Pollock Colt like cold Long was supposed to be a starter.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: So not him, but Tommy Stella.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Tommy La Stella, God where we were Jimmy's what year
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: was Lostella? The guy that's supposed to just isn't he
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Rush Snyder.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Uh, well, Stella is a left handed hit who Okay,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Alic is the best coperson that.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Was supposed to hit left handers. Yes, okay, And that
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: was when we were down to Jimmy's. We had Jerry
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: on the show that day as opening Damn remember this jest.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: We sat down there and he raved about that he's
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: going to crush left handers. Blah blah blah blah. Stop
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: it with these guys, Stop it with them, right, stop
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: it with them.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's been a whole new lineup for some time,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: so you got to keep trying. So I understand the
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: thought process of needing to do that, but it just
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: uh and it hasn't worked out yet. You've tried it
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: with so many different types of guys and it sucks that.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Like you just played against Chicago. Randon Gritchick is another
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: one of those guys, and he seems you working great
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: for them.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: So yeah, they just haven't. He hasn't hit on that guy.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: But let's let's take a step back. We can't blame
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: what's happened this year on rob Restneiner. No, No, like
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: that's unfair. I think I think they've got an interesting
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: thing like Robos was gonna come up. For sure, Connor
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Joe is going to go down. It wasn't gonna be Restnuner.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: The next decision is gonna be when Cal comes back.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: We talked about it yesterday. Who should be the backup
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: catcher should be prey to will be Mitch Carver one
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: hundred percent yea. And for all those that are saying
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: that JP us lotting JP and giving them, you know,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: his kudos for doing all that does, does anybody really
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: believe that when they got into a Numbers game and
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: they were in a situation where Revos is already sent down,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: and let's say Donovan is coming back and he's healthy, right,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: and he is going to play third and if you
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: have JP at short, were we really going to see
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: JP dhing and platooning and stuff now? Or would we
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: or would we see cold Emerson get moved down?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: I think we would have actually seen Cold Tamerson play
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: third base, JP puce short and then Brendan Donovan move
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: around and not play every day. To be a compleatine, the.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Wisdom gets sent back down, correct, But I'd make an
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: argument that wisdom's better than Wisdom's not awful. No, he's
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: had some success in the pre in the UH in
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: major leagues, right, he's okay, yeah, we'll see. All right,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: here's we're gonna do, uh just real quick, we're gonna
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: switch things around. Jess has a couple of talkbacks already. Okay,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: so we're gonna do those, coming up at one o'clock.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Excellent.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: We'll get some texts as well at one o'clock. I
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: see a lot of Denver hate there.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I love it, honestly, see, I'm here for it. Yeah,
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: I'm I don't disagree with you, by the way. Yeah, yeah,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: But I just Vegas Colorado in terms of just that
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: those two teams. I would have thought Vegas.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I know, we're supposed to hate Vegas because they were
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: the other expansion team and they've had great success in
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Seattle has Here's here's the difference.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: One. They played by a different.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Set of rule.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: That's that's another reason to hate them though.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Right, And but they've also been established longer than Seattle.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: It's like in Miami with the Sounders. They just cheat
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: the system. They cheat the system.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I cannot let history get in the way
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: of my hatred towards Denver. Okay, And so and all
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: things avalanche, and they moved, they moved versus expanded. The
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Canes and the Avalanche are the equivalent of the Oklahoma
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: City thunder.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Never ever, ever forget that. All right, do not forget that. Oh,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I'd love a Montreal Colorado final. Oh because for those
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: who don't know, Colorado used to be in Quebec's so
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Quebec City would be have to root for Montreal. That's
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: like us rooting for Portland. Yeah, if Portland ever played
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: okay see in the Western Conference, we'd have to root
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: for Portland. Yes, and we would, and we did and
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: we did.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I still say to this day that Damian Lillard should
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: have a statue in front of Climate Pledgerina. I'm with
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: you with the wait, I am with you. That was
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: the best, so good.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: God, it made him a hero in Seattle. All right,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: we'll take a break. Come back.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: We'll check what you have just a little earlier than
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: normal today because we've got a special two o'clock hour
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: coming up, So we'll check in on the text, talkbacks
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and much more.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Next now, from the Star Rentals Sports to.
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  Speaker 9: Jordan ninety three point three kJ RFM Sports headlines.
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  Speaker 1: All right, headlines are brought to my frostbreit cours. I
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• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Victor Robless recalled and Connor Joe sent down. NHL Montreal
• 34:41
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• 34:45
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• 34:48
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• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Game two Colorado, Vegas tonight in the Western Conference Finals.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Cale mccarr is soft.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: He's out.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Shockey. I'm talking to you. You got a soft team there. Ever,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: NBA Knicks taking commanding two games to none lead in
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: the Eastern Conference Finals one nine ninety three win last night.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Game three between the thunder and Spurs and the Western
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Conference Finals is tonight in San Antonio, OKC and underdog
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: in the playoffs for the first time in thirty three games.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Matthew Stafford and the Rams agreed to a one year,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: fifty five million dollar extension, putting him at a contract
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: through the twenty twenty seventh season. It's good they're on
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the same page. In La Let's snead and Sean mcvaya
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: put on the same page. Right, sure that both agree
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: to do that? Bears reiterated Thursday, they plan to leave Chicago.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to be in Chicago. It's a dump. They
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: continue to look building a stadium in Subummer, suburban Illinois
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: or Hammond, Indiana. Hammond, Indiana.
• 35:40
  Speaker 12: What the hell the.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Who'sias going to play there?
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Too?
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  Speaker 2: I guess I don't know?
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  Speaker 2: All right, hour two of the show.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: We are one hour away from complete and utter chaos
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  Speaker 1: and a disaster. If you're watching on the YouTube stream,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: which is live, it is. If you're watching on the YouTube,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: let me look over on the YouTube stream.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: Right now, it's just you, is it? Okay?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: We do have a few more people than normally watching.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I'll say that, just a few. That's interesting.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, good.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: They want the chaos, well.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: They're going to get the chaos. We're an hour away
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: from that when I have lost complete control of the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: of all things.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Radio wise.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Oh that's your penance.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeahs again my wife asking me all night? Really you
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: finished last?
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Don't you do this for a living honey?
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: She did say that as well, husband does the same
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: thing to me.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Well that was surprising though, because didn't think she knew
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: what I did. I think every now and then she's like,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: are you on TV tonights? Do you actually go to
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I am, And she'll say, okay,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: so who is the Seahawks playing.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I'm like, no, I don't do that anymore. I do
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: something else. I love my wife. My wife's the same way,
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: by the way. Yeah, she's just like, doesn't even know.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: But your wife's sitting from the country.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: It's true, your wife so Argentina. Yeah is that right?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, good?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So like she's probably, yes, it's a little different.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I've been married for a couple of years. She's that's fine,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: it's the least of my problems today. Yeah, because I
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: lost fantasy football. We've got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: seven of us instant eight. Seven of the members of
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: the Rock Creek Homies Fantasy Football League including including two
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Gold Jacket members, one of those a familiar name to
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: listeners of this radio station from the Corbyn Smith segments.
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  Speaker 1: So by Jim with two ms dot com. You can
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  Speaker 1: go to the website right now you can see how
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• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Let's do this.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Do we have talkbacks? Yeah, we have a couple.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: All right, fire Away hits the music. Let's get the
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  Speaker 1: music going.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: All right, change today.
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  Speaker 1: All right, fire Away, Let's turn on Microsoft so they
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  Speaker 1: can hear this.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 38:22
  Speaker 13: Hey there, Ian, Jessamine, and Andrews, Chris and Bierria and
• 38:25
  Speaker 13: happy beautiful, lovely Friday in. Good on you, buddy for
• 38:32
  Speaker 13: saying what needed to be said. Caleb mccarr, you are
• 38:35
  Speaker 13: a puke. You are a soft son of a bee.
• 38:39
  Speaker 13: You know why because you can't even take a hit
• 38:44
  Speaker 13: and the only hits you can give are in the
• 38:47
  Speaker 13: fing back of a Kraken player. Go fter yourself, Bud,
• 38:51
  Speaker 13: go Mariner.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Hello show. I love this topic.
• 38:57
  Speaker 12: My sports hate is an always will be the organ Ducks.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I hate the organ Ducks with a passion.
• 39:05
  Speaker 6: I don't care if Eugene is wiped off the map.
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: I don't care nothing against the Beavers.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I love the Beavers.
• 39:13
  Speaker 10: The Ducks are the worst thing in sports everything they
• 39:17
  Speaker 10: stand for the money yup.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: FM didn't even bring that up today to be a topic,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: but it just came up as organic. We it's kind
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: of weird how this this show works for the guys
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: are gonna do it at two o'clock, Jess. I think
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: is appreciated this week because you've actually been in communication.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and doing show.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: And serious production.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Show.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been doing show topic conversations, so prep crep
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: and you're talking about sort of but what I just said,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: she's doing show prep. Yeah, but like I'll walk in, like,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: what are you doing? We want to do Cantona at
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: twelve ten. I'm not saying that we don't, honestly, And
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: what I usually say is what I don't know. Well,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: we stumbled across it because the cars soft. So anyway,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: that's well.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: I was just surprise you're rooting for the Vegas again.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: I mean lesser of too evil situations.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's Vegas or Denver. We'll take Vegas. Plus, I
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: like Vegas. Vegas doesn't like me, but I like Vegas.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I just may not like the Knights.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, Vegas likes you because you don't like it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I think that's that's exactly what. That's part of the problem.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get to the text line. Let's let's
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: get to the text line four nine four to five one.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: That is the Tacoma doutch text line. Our Ian's buddy's
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: doing cross talk with Softy too. Please say yes. I
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: believe the answer is yes. He didn't know that un
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: till yesterday.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Why let him know. He's not a part of the show.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Well, but he's part of that part. He's part that
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: part of the show.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: He is part of Well, he just walks into whatever
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: we're doing.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: That's the part I'm most worried about, Hurricane Softy. That's
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the part which is you, who's doing Who's doing crosstalk
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: with Softy? Got all of us? I think everyone should
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: be in here for that one. That all right, Okay,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: let's see uh you in love you more than ever
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: for the hate on Denver. See again, people don't like Denver.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: It goes back to the Orange Crush days. It goes
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: back to the Broncos and Horsehead lway looks like it
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: looks like a should be Kentucky a Kentucky Derby bound
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: er down into Emerald Downs or something that guy. I
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: want to read this one. This is pretty good because
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: our time of this, the Rockies inexplicably signing Chris Bryant
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: saved us from paying him for the next ten years.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: He chanced to hit it anymore. Every dreams Colorado a
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: little bit right. No, it does not redeem Colorado. Their
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: mistakes do not redeem them fair enough. And plus, you
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: can't pick on the Rockies.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't really count as any part of the
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: sports hate.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Is there soccer team?
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Any good?
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: Them?
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: The Rapids. It's very hit or miss.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: We don't like the Rapids either because other ones broke
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Zakalani's leg. That is correct, Yep, don't like them.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: He though.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Fantasy football is ninety percent luck and ten percent luck.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: That's from the two O six. True, it is because
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at I'm looking to here, I'm looking at
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: the two guys with the gold jackets. Do we all
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: agree upon that one? Yeah, it does look like a
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: familiar phone number. I don't do that.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Most of the time. So sex Cliff is coming in
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: as in Clifford Taylor, the fourth of the Clifford Show.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know where Clifford's been, and I'm I'm actually
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: in the Philippines with basketball and Philippines. I think I'm
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: worried about Clifford. He might be in the Philippines. I'm
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: worried about Clifford and the Clifford wonder. They don't cancel podcasts,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: do they? At iHeart?
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: I know where the podcast network comments, why would we cancel?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Somebody go ask CrossFit down there are big Boss.
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if they do, Yeah, that's at the top of
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: his priority list.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Clifford Clifford on the iHeart podcast different than cliff Claven.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: He is here, he will be here later. In fact,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: he will. If you need to know anything about the
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: history of Maple Valley, he will be able to fill
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: you in, or how state government works. While you're in Seattle,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: you should probably go down and tell people how city
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: government works. Down just a few walks that way, because
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I think the lady running it doesn't have any idea
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: of what she's doing. But that's we'll find out. We'll see.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she'll be fine. Nothing nothing to see.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Here before This is Ian's version of JP moving to
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: third kind of.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen. I just I just got to get through this.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I'll move to third if you need me to coach.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to I just want to
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: keep my job. I'm gonna get sent to Tri Cities. Yeah,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: you probably will Radio and Tri Cities next up. That's
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the triple A.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Hang on, what else we.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Got gotta just? You know, I hate this. What I
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: hate is our emails when they pop up. I know
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: A big thing from iHeart haunt A virus warning?
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Great?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Super does everybody wearing a mask today? We all wear
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: a mask again? We all gonna go down that road. No, okay,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I blame the Rockies for Jeff Cirillo, so that's a wash.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: We hate Jes Ruler that much.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: No?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, I heard yes, Yes. How do
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you get the cameras on these guys?
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: They have to talk enough to take it off you.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: You're kind of a little bit narcissistic there because you
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: like to take it all yourself.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Is about I?
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 44:25
  Speaker 9: Hang on?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: So turn on a Mike. Now it's on me. Okay,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: turn turn on a Mike, Turn on Mike.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: The are all on?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: You always talk about go use.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so that should pop up in a second.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: It takes like five or six seconds because it stays
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: on the person who was previous.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I know, because all I see is your face cackling
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: in there and giggling, yes, exactly where, and you're simply
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Seattle Sonic shirt. So I think I say it all
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: on you. See we should see one of the gold
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: jackets here on the YouTube stream in just a couple
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: of seconds. There it is waiting for how long is it?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Damn delay? No, it's it didn't. It didn't register because
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: it takes, like, like I said, five or six seconds
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: of talking. Tell me something besides go use Yeah?
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Hey, So what big came? Like?
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: What made you a Utah fan?
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: What made me a Utah fan? Basically going there? So
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: I started there in mid nineties and love the school,
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: loved the area, love the schime.
• 45:16
  Speaker 14: But I was from Chicago, so I had no affiliation
• 45:18
  Speaker 14: with Utah whatsoever until I went to school there. But
• 45:20
  Speaker 14: it was all about the skiing and I followed my
• 45:22
  Speaker 14: utes since I left, and I left.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: That's enough out of you. Yeah, I thought you liked you. No,
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: I do like the you.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I like the utes because because BYU doesn't like me?
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, there we go.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's on the YouTube stream. Now we see we
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: see uh Roger, we see Shrek. Yes that's his real name.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: And then Darren's right behind him.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: Go.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Cook's wearing his Mariner stuff. Why don't you wear cook
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: stuff today? Make it softy happy?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: So there you go. That's that's a little glimpse if
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: you're watching the YouTube stream of what is going to
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: look like later on today. Huh Do we have any
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: other text andws that we want to read?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Nothing that is on the same I mean, there's some
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: actual sports text.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: But it's Friday. We don't need that. Last I'll read
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: this one to wrap it up. It just feels kind
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: of like a Keith Miller one, but it's not. Last
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: night was Stephen Colbert's last show. Today we're enjoying the
• 46:08
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  Speaker 1: All right, Dani o' neil joined us weekly visit big
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• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Friday's Afternoon Friday Afternoons. Hello, sir, how are you?
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: I'm good? Are you Ian good?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Danny?
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: We have I've got a bunch of guests in studio
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: just to fill you in so you understand the context
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: of what we're dealing with here today. I lost in
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: fantasy football with the esteemed Rock Creek Homies League, finishing
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: dead last this year and losing in the consolation bracket,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: which made me theay. I actually didn't finish last in
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: the regular season, but there's some weird some things happened.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I got bullied, and here we are, Uh excuse, I
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: got a good chunk of the league is in here.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: They take over the show at two o'clock today, Danny,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: We're gonna it's It's Ian's Fantasy League doing radio from
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: two to three. I'm off the air at that point.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: What could go wrong? Danny?
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: No, not much. Do you have to stay and be
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: subjected to their descriptions and characterizations of you? Do you
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: get to be on a mic? How does that actually
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: the logistics? How are they going to play out?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not on the mic.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: I'll be here just to watch everything does have to
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: bear witness. I just to watch it implode. I mentioned this, Danny,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: stop it. I mentioned it earlier. This is I had
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: to go and tell Rich Moore, who you know well,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: are our program director, what was going on? I waited
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: to tell about two or three weeks ago. And I
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: went in and told them, and I got the Kevin
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Shockey heavy size, really and then he gets and then
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: you'll like this, Danny, because you worked with Jess for
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: a while over at the other place. He said, that's fine.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Just put just in charge.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Smart men say smart thanks. Sometimes I'll say this.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: I'll say this she's she's put on a show with
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: less talent than she'll have from two to three. I
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: was on that show, and so she'll be able to
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: make There is no one that can make chicken salad
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: out of chicken feces quite like Jessamine McIntyre.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I will say, I will say I might just you
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: had some talent on that show. There was you, I
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: think a former linebacker. His name escapes me. I always
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: wonder whatever happened to that guy, kind of a goofy
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: looking fellow went to Stanford maybe I think he was
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: on that show. Two thirds of the show was okay,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: the guy from Wazoo. I don't remember his name that
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I could see that being heavy lifting, so that'd be
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: that would be tough, but yeah, really strong. During that time,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you were challenged on a daily basis. Daddy, I was like,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: this is funny. We used to do this in Portland
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: all the time. We would have once a year with
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: our big fundraiser, we would do a deal where people
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: could bid and do an hour of radio and we
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: would get him the six to seven o'clock hour afternoon
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: driving port When we do that, and most of time
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: it was like companies they do want to come in.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: They do like a like a what do you call it,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: like an infomercial or something right, And we would do
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: that and it was great, and we would sit in
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: my old co host and I would sit in with
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: them and kind of they we would all do like
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: something together and mostly was pump up their company and
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: just talk sports whatever they want to talk about, which
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: is what our guys are doing today except for I'm
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: not involved. One year, we had these two guys come in.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: They were probably you know, late twenties, early thirties, both
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: you know, local guys Oregon or Oregon State fans, like no,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: we're gonna do it ourselves, okay, And they were like
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: adamant about like kind of cocky about it, and Daddy
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: they so Mark and I my co host, and I
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: am like, okay, see yea. We left, got in the
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: car driving home. They were ten minutes into the first
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: segment of a twenty minute segment and they were done.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Had nothing.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: They capped out, they had nothing left. They're begging for
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: people to call in, like it was so good.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I say that because I think our guys have everything
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: planned out really well. I think they'll be fine, like
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: everything's planned out Jess has. That's it's far more organized
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: than the normal Ian Fernest show, which is making Jess
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: happy today because I'm not organized and she drives her nuts.
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: You know what, I do appreciate the show. Prep Yes,
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: thank you very much. So she's yeah, so I think
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: they'll be fine. They'll be fine.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: But Daddy, you've been fun. Daddy, you've done this for
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: a while. You've know, you know, sports radio. What's the
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: hardest thing about it.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: The hardest thing about it is getting over the discomfort
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: that comes when you feel that there's no reaction to
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: what you just said, because it can send you into
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: a panic. And being able to sort of be comfortable
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: while understanding other people are hearing what you say. That
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: for me was always the most difficult.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: They're all nodding an agreement, going, oh, I'm not trying
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: to stress about at all. All right, let me get
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: to yourself this week. First of all, you wrote two
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: columns that were I fought somewhat similar but not But
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I love the headline opting out of the hot take Olympics.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Opting out of the hot take Olympics.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: What do you mean by that?
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: I want to get out of this business of contemporary
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: sports journalism has become entirely let me respond to what
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: someone else said about this subject. There was a time
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: when I was growing up and I would finish my
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: paper out at six thirty am in Klamath Falls, Orgon
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: finished delivering the Herald of News, and I would settle
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: in and watch ESPN Sports Reporters, which is a precursor
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: to the Speak for your Pizza morning shows that now
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: air on both ESPN and Black Sports. And it was
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: kind of a civilized discussion, like guys actually had a
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: good time, but that sort of germ of an idea
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: that's basically what sports journalism is now. Everybody comes in
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: and tries to sort of have the strongest grab the
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: brass ring of truth by making some sort of either
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: very very strong declarative statements Gip Bayless or some very
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: nuanced but tapping into a greater truth Colin Cowhard and
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: instead of just talking about what you saw in the
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: game that you watched the night before. And I've realized
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: that I'm not not only am I not immune to that.
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: That's kind of how I've started to write about sports,
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: and I can understand why that is necessary for a
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: TV program. Conflict is what drives attention. But we don't
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: need to write that way, or at least I don't
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: need to write that way. So I'm going to stop
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: trying to do as much. Hey, here's why I think
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: this person is wrong and more. Hey, here's what I think.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I like the hot take Olympics.
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: I like that.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Actually that term along the way, it's you know, we're
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: going through that and Seattle a little bit right now.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: The the there's the Dan Wilson discussion that's taking place.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure how aware of that you are back
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: in New York City, but that became, you know, obviously
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: it's been a big hop topic since last year, since
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Game seven and the bizarrero move and what happens you
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: know afterwards and everything like that. That's you know, the
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: cou In fact, I think it's been a question since
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Dan was hired, and not hired on an infant basis,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: but hired with you know, term on his contract, and
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: you're the permanent guy, guy that never managed before, and
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: and so there's been questions about a beloved member of
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: the Mariners Hall of Fame for years, or for two
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: and a half years or two years, right so that's
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: that's been going on. It kind of reared its ugly
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: head a couple of times recently getting swept by San
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Diego and then the whole piggy the whole piggyback pitcher thing, and.
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Which they don't do themselves any favorite with the name No, no, no,
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: it sounds so Mickey Mouse, but.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I guess it's a term used in It is a
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: term used in baseball. In fact, what we were told
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: yesterday by Buddy Eno Sarahs from the Athletic He's like,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: but it's mostly used in wait for it, minor league baseball,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: where they do do this all the time to make
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: sure that the guys are getting their any things in
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: and all that, not really caring about winning.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: But yeah, they do that, and so that happens.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: It's funny because on Monday we with the Mollywop guys
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: with Chris and Nathan, we brought up Wilson. And that's
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Andrews correct me if I'm wrong, first time in a while, Like,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: we don't bring up Wilson all that often, not on
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the air, not on the air, not in the air. Yeah,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: our group chat chat does the group chat would get
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: a lot the group chat would be a lot of
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: people fired. It's true if they saw what everybody was
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: saying a group chat with Nathan Chris, and we include
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Bento on that as well. I don't know why how
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: did Benton get involved? No idea should get him out
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: of there. We can drop off that list. No, no,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna do that. It's just he's the Dodgers fan.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: He is a Dodgers fan. I think that's why we
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: don't like him.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: Kicking someone out of the group text on the.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Air Friday before holiday weekend. Okay, give us some grace.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I think I think that's a I think that's
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: an interesting dynamic. When do you kick a guy out
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: of a group text? I don't know. I mean when
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: it turns green when you're dogs, when you're a Dodger fan.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe right, maybe yeah. But we normally come back to
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: the topic it hand. Normally we don't talk on the
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: air about Wilson. We brought it up on Monday. It's
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: like gone viral on our on our Instagram and everything else,
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: what Nathan and Chris were saying. And it's hard because
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I always think, like, what's the what's the fine line?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: We all liked Wilson. We respect Dan Wilson, as you
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: know what he's done with the organization, but it's also
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: fair to criticize him as well and ask is Danny
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: is he a good enough manager for a team that's
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: got high aspirations this year?
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that it's certainly fair to ask the questions. It
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: becomes a little tough to have a straightforward debate about
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: it because so many people seem to feel that he's
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: executing what he's told and I, I just look at it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: I don't have any reason to believe that these aren't
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: Dan Wilson's decisions. And if these are the decisions he's making,
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: like it's fair to ask some questions of why is
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: he so adamant about switching out his left handed bats
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: as soon as a left handed reliever comes in, because
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: as we know right now, their right handed hitting on
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: the bench is inadequate.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: It just is.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: And that's not his fault. That goes into roster construction,
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: but being so devoted to that's the switch we're gonna
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: make and Rob Refsnyder is going to get that at
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: bat and not Dan Rayley or not Luke Rayley, Like
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: that is that is something that it's fair to start
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: to wonder like you maybe be a little less set
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: in stone on that the the one that's harder to
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: to to explain or even look at the mistake with
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: Castillo the other night, I think that's pretty clear. It
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: was a mistake not understanding that he couldn't go out
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: and get him. But even then, the idea of him
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: starting the ninth inning that that is a that is
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: a puzzling That is a puzzling decision from my perspective.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: And if that's something that they're gonna stick to or
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: continue to operate that like that, I just don't. I
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: don't think that was wise and I'm not gonna I'm
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: I'm not someone who's like, hey, that is that is
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: a non negotiable, like deal breaker of a decision. But
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: if that's sort of indicative of the of the habit
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: that we're gonna see going forward, that's gonna be a
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: little tough. I realize it's hard to you want to
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: keep both Bryce Miller and Luis Castillo stretched out, you
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: do you don't You don't want to sort of turn
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: either one of them or or or sort of burn
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: them on. We're moving you to the bullpen full time.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: At the same time, you need to win that game.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: And and the way that they managed, the way that
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: Wilson managed that did not give them the best chance.
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: To win that game.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: Two things.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: First of all, did you drop a former Seattle p
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I curmudgeon writer dan Ley.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: God? And how dare you speak of our leader or
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: are sorry? Or a cleanup hitter like you just did
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Danny O'Neil, which which was Rob Refsnyder.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: He's yes, Oh my god, Why.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: We're a third of the way through the season. At
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: what point is that you you gotta go get better
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: right handed hitting off the bench, don't you at this
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: point like that? You can't continue go of like, oh,
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: what's the long seat? We're we're a third of the
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: way through the season, and he's it's it's an inadequate
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: result that you're getting from him, and there's got to
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: be like that part, You've got to get better right
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: right hand kidding on your bed.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Wait, Rev Sneyder, hitting cleanup is like the it's that's
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: that's the equivalent. That's the equivalent of the kid who
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: is the worst hitter on a travel ball team hitting
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: clean up, but his dad pays for everything, Like he's
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: a sponsor for the team. That's like like, that's like, hey,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: my dad owns a construction company and he's paying for
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: everyone's uniforms and bat bags and all all this stuff.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: So he's hitting cleanup. He hasn't hit all year.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: That's all right?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: Can I read you guys this Ryan Devis tweet Today
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: is a good day not to post the Mariners lineup.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but thank you, thank you Andrew for seeing that
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: for us. Oh my god, are we sure?
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: Are we sure? It's not a piggyback situation where they're
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: going to start Rev. Snyder but then put Ralely in.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Uh no, Tommy Lastell is coming back. He just got
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: he just got re signed. Or or Pollock aj Pollock.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: They're all the same guy. Every one of those is
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: the same guy. That's all happened.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Uh you you go pound a broom straight stick
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: on the wall and find someone in the crawl space
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: and say, hey, get out here, let's see if you
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: got something left in you.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Well, sometimes you can't even make it up, like like
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: in terms of stuff like like the whole thing with Wilson,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: So on Monday, when we do the whole when we
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: did the whole thing with uh with with Dan Wilson
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: and on Molly wat Monday and and talked about it
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: that was pre Piggyback, that it was pre Piggyback, that
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: was pre piggyback, and then it writes itself the next
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: day You're like, oh, okay, Like what do you do
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: at that point? Danie O'Neil joining us Brought to you
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• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: also wrote about something we've been talking about, near and
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: dear at our heart here this week? Where are with
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: the Oklahoma City Thunder? Where are we with this team?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I've tried to ignore him. They won last year. I
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: can't change at so I've kind of moved on. But
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: where are you at with them?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 5: I am not a Spurs fan. I've never been a
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: Spurs fan. The only time I can ever recall rooting
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: for the Spurs was in the two thousand and four
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: playoffs when they faced that ridiculously stacked Lakers team with
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: GP and Carl Malone, and I really didn't want the
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: Lakers to win that year. They ended up beating the
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: Spurs but losing to the Pistons. I love like this
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: Spurs team. I am inspired by by Victor Webber Yama.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: He he plays ethical basketball like the guy really doesn't
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: complain a ton and continues to He scored a basket
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: in Game two with one hand while Isaiah Hartenstein was
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: yanking his other arm as if you were gonna pull
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: it out of the socket. And I am encouraged by
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: how the Spurs have played. I think the Spurs have
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: them in this series. I don't. I don't. I don't
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: think Oklahoma City is gonna be able to win this series.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: And I worried at the start of the year and
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: even when the playoffs started that I was going to
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: lose some of my vitriol that it wasn't it wasn't
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: gonna be as much fun to hate the Oklahoma City
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Thunder since they won a championship last year. And I'm
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: pleased to report it is just as fun. I am
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: having just as getting just as much enjoyment out of
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: loathing that team. And I don't know if you've seen it,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: but a company called Underdog Sports has released a game.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: It's a board game like operation you remember the Yeah Yeah,
• 1:02:22
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  Speaker 5: indicates that you've committed a foul.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is so good. That is so
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  Speaker 1: times did they end up on the floor or falling
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  Speaker 1: down per shot attempt? And yes, everyone was below ten
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  Speaker 1: percent except for one guy, Sga, and I think he
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  Speaker 1: was at seventeen percent.
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  Speaker 2: Now seventeen point four percent.
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  Speaker 5: He's attempted two hundred and twenty four shots in the playoffs. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: he has fallen on thirty nine of those shots, seventeen
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  Speaker 5: point four percent. Number two is James Harden, also a
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  Speaker 5: foul merchant, also a foul merchant, but he is at
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: eleven point nine percent.
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  Speaker 1: That's a massive difference, huge treat Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Compared to James Harden Victor Wembinam. On the other hand,
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  Speaker 5: he's fallen down eight times on his one hundred and
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  Speaker 5: ninety two shots four point two percent. And if anybody
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: watched game two, in which essentially Isaiah Hartenstein was sent
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: out there to bare knuckle box him. It was like,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: don't play basketball, just try and throw him around. Wehm
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  Speaker 5: bin Yama is not embellishing contact in this series. No, no,
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  Speaker 5: no no.
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  Speaker 1: So that just makes you hate that thunder even more
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  Speaker 1: Canadians are not soft. Apparently Canadian basketball players are, but
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  Speaker 2: Than anybody else in the World Cup. I'll go with that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm sticking with that.
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  Speaker 1: I've got an idea, got an idea for the first
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I do like that idea a lot. All right, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: We're kind of on the I mean early on.
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  Speaker 1: The two heavy favorites Eastern Conference, Western Conference both trolling
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  Speaker 2: Couple of nights.
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  Speaker 1: Ian's happy about that. I am happy about that because
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  Speaker 1: like Colorado, and I grew up a Montreal fan, even
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  Speaker 1: though I do have my fun with our friends in Keeback,
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  Speaker 1: the French Canadians. Hey, hey, so if it was Carolina Colorado,
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  Speaker 1: who would you be for? Probably probably end up watching
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  Speaker 1: the NBA playoffs?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Wow? Wow? What if the thunder went that one?
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm watching Padres baseball, Mason Miller, anything but any
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, Netflix night. I guess I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what I would do?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Do we have the game tonight on nine to fifty?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Because the Rain are playing? Oh, the Rain are playing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh so Jackson's doing that. That's correct, Jackson's doing that game. Wait,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: all right, it was cool last night here.
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  Speaker 2: Inter Jackson Ferries fails here.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well we get a couple more text in
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  Speaker 1: just had it, send Roger right over, even if it did.
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  Speaker 2: not getting a single reference that anyone says.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're a youngin yeah, and we're an olden. No,
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  Speaker 1: Keith Miller says, is saying the best Seattle sports writing
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  Speaker 4: However, I think that if you put Danny's writings, his
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• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, John says, just bet the ref Snyder over
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: zero point five over one half of a hit tonight.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: It's a walk, So that says he's going to get
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: one hit.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: God, would you do that? No, absolutely not. He might walk,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: but he's not hitting.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm not the casino today. I'm really glad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not my God.
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  Speaker 1: I am glad I'm not so called casino. Take he's
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent. I would put I would put some
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  Speaker 1: juice on Snyder with if ref Snyder's is a half
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: a hit the over Runner and half a hit tonight
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: and he's hitting, he's betten cleaned up.
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  Speaker 6: Take it.
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  Speaker 1: I'd take that all day. Oh my god, Let's see
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  Speaker 1: how it hits on on Monday or Tuesday where we revisit.
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  Speaker 1: This might swing by on the way home, all right.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Keith Filler wondering if the two o'clock hour will be
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: like teaching your teenager to drive lots of teeth, grinding, sweat,
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  Speaker 2: and four letter words under your breath is referring to.
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  Speaker 1: Jes me or you. I don't use a referend of
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  Speaker 1: these guys, anyone who's listening.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe No, they're not sweating and they're gonna enjoy the ride.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: More rough ref Snyder love he's hitting clean up as
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: in cleaning up sunfaller seeds in the dugouts.
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  Speaker 3: He's gonna go.
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  Speaker 4: Off tonight and everyone's gonna have to eat their work.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Two three even I can't defend Restunder in the four hole.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's an odd placement in the lineup, but I.
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  Speaker 1: Have a I'm telling you it's like I think his
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  Speaker 1: dad owns a construction company. He's a sponsor of the team.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: The funny thing is this is a down grade from
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: where he has been against lefties. He's usually leading off.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Someone wants us to ask what happens if the pump,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: if the plums roll off the table?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Out a lot of pain and surgery?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, yeah, I would think so. I would
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  Speaker 1: think so. Chances SGA was a fish or soccer player
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: in a previous life. Hey hey, okay, there's more diving
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: in NBA than in soccer now. Oh yeah, that's I
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: stand by that statement, really yeah, now okay nin clo, Okay,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: how about this nine and club. I think there's a
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: difference between diving and embellishment and flopping. Like the embellishment part, yeah,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: like is every single play well, but when I say embellish,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: bit when soccer player does go down key and this
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: is something I truly you don't see in the women's
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: game as much, not as much, but when soccer player
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: goes down writhing in pain.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: Oh no, they have the magic spray that they put
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: on them.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: And my favorite thing is the old school. I saw
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: the same thing in mash which was made in nineteen
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: seventy five. Cought that comes out the little the little gurney. Yeah,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden he yeah, it's like,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: wasn't that using the Korean War? No, we're using here
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  Speaker 1: in two thousand and twenty six final one from Keith.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: You should kick Betting out of that group Jack, just
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  Speaker 1: for the reaction.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, we're not doing that.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: I think we I think we intentionally added him to
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: the group chat, the baseball group chat, did we not?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: He kind of forced his way in.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: He did, like be with your movie Shah Weekly Show.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are we still doing that? I say, we are
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: you still doing it?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: It's yeah, it's on pop. We we have a lot
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: going on right now. Yeah.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Is it because of like a certain guy has too
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: much and he can't.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Just introduction theory s Filzer? Yeah, yeah, that's probably.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Why the World Cup is coming here. Guys, is a
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: lot going on, and Jackson are supper excited and you're
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: going to be a huge part of it, all the
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: broadcasts that you'll hear on here in many other stations.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: Or are we just doing it? No, I think just
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: just announced it.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: I think we did some more purple sheets not listening
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: going with have.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: The official dates and everything.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: But I think it's okay to say that Jackson and
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: Andrews are going to be here.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: There are there are soccer guys officially veil it at headlines.
• 1:15:04
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  Speaker 4: You have not been given the green card for that.
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• 1:15:17
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• 1:15:21
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• 1:15:24
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• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: that the women our neighborhood went. They have a league too,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: and a lot of them. This is the thing they
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  Speaker 1: like the text. Uh yeah, chat hey now, just hey, Ian,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: can you ask.
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  Speaker 2: Funston this no didn't work for you?
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  Speaker 1: Funston, I hate you. He'll be on at two of
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  Speaker 1: two thirty. Uh, listen to Ian's career come to an end.
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  Speaker 2: Good All right, well, good afternoon America.
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  Speaker 16: You know we do have a nationally you know, I'm
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 16: pretty excited to be here and think with the rest
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 16: of our guys here. My name is Zach Aaron aka
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 16: Big Sexy here checking in as your you know, Maple
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 16: Valley Rock Creek Homies commissioner here for fantasy football. Ian
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 16: does suck at fantasy football a lot. And you know,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 16: we've got we've got a good show in here today.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 16: We've got Shrek, We've got Darren aka Cliff, We've got
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 16: Roger and mister Jim Elliott with the Gold Jackets Mac Daddy.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 16: He's a New England Patriots fan, so we don't.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: Really like him that much, so as my husband, and
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: we also have.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 16: Mister McQuiston here, yes, sir, so you know we're we're
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 16: gathered here today to celebrate Ian's uh defeat and sounds like.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: It might be for his career.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 16: You know, I think his you know, he's got a
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 16: pretty he's got a pretty good career within the radio biz,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 16: and you know it's pretty good. He's got a lot
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 16: of experts that come on the radio and talk about
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 16: what he should do in fantasy, and I'd say he
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 16: needs to listen more, but no, it's it's been a
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 16: lot of fun. This is a rule that we actually
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 16: input it into our league this last year and blow
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 16: and behold, here we are. So it's it's pretty fun.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 16: And every year we have a board and Governor's meeting
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 16: Ian's backyard for contacts. We're all neighbors. We all live
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 16: in a beautiful Maple Valley, Washington, and I can throw
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 16: rockety his house.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Is pretty fun.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 16: But we always hang out in the backyard, have a
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 16: conversation and the board governs meniwaise review rule changes. And
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 16: one of the rules that we input it this year
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 16: was if Ian loses the Saco, he's got to host
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 16: all of us in his radio show. And guess what,
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 16: we're here talking live on the air. It's pretty fun.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: What one like a wonderful way to head into the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: weekend before a holiday.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: I think it's wonderful.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: And by the way, I get to work with him
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: every single day, and now I have all new faces
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: in here, and several of them, so thanks guys for
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: being here.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: No, thank you.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 16: You've been excellent hosting us excellence, getting a shrek and
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 16: in line and figuring on our topics and what we
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 16: want to talk about, all right, shreck.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 17: Yeah yeah, you know, like Zach said, the irony is
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 17: this rule actually was voted in in his backyard.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: And now you're kicking around in his backyard right now.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: You know this is a sprint yard.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 17: Actually, he actually cook us some really good smash burgers,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 17: so you know, shout out to Ian for being being
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 17: a great cook. I do wonder, though, Ian, if we
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 17: had put odds up, Let's say we walked up to
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 17: Snoqualmi Casino, what would you have thought your odds had
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 17: been of us being in this scenario right now?
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: About about the same as rob Restnader getting three hits tonight. Yeah,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: that would be it.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: I feel about right.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: But I'm not talking you guys. Go I'm done.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: How you're far from.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 17: Done, sir?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're gonna have to chime in every once
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: in a while, we need you and eron.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: Hey, I'm just here to listen.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: But Mike, my friend, Yeah, I do, I know, I
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: do so.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: No, this this is this is a great group of people.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 18: Definitely appreciate Ian Smashburger's and uh, considering where he's at
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 18: and what he does for a living, I'm blown away
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 18: that we are sitting in this room right now enjoying.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Our time on the air.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 16: Absolutely well also, so I just want to put out there,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 16: you know, this is all fun and games, but you
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 16: know Mayor Maple Valley, you know, charity tournament we do
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 16: every year. Just want to say how much of a
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 16: unbelievable human Ian is and himmy their family is just phenomenal.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Keefer, love you, big guy.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 16: Like, just want to start off by saying that Ian
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 16: Farnaz is a fantastic human being and we love him,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 16: and just thank you for everything you do for the
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 16: Seed of Seattle and Sea Maple Valley and Drewids Glenn,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 16: all of us.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: We really appreciate it. I appreciate that. Now it's going
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: to go south. I feel it coming here.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is, it is.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 16: So with that, you know, Ian finished five and nine,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 16: you know, did pretty good overall, but he definitely when
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 16: the end of the season was coming near where he
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 16: really needed to win, there was a lot of momentum,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 16: you know, week thirteen. You gotta win, you know, one
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 16: fifty to one twenty four. Week fourteen, you gotta win
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 16: one forty to one on one against myself, you know
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 16: kind of you know, I don't really like that too much.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 16: Fifteen really needed to win. He won, and what was
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 16: that one oh five to one oh five? Won by
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 16: point two of a point?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 16: Right, that's when things went south, you know, Week sixteen,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 16: Week seventeen losses. Week seventeen the SACO Tournament. Guess we
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 16: lost to me. That was one seventeen to one.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Fifty two.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: In high score fifty two.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 16: And you know what, you know what was the worst decision?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 16: The worst is that he's you know, I'm a big
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 16: time Seahawks, loved the Seahawks, but you know, Ian decided
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 16: to drop Brock Bowers.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: Rock Bauers was his keeper.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 16: You know, we have a little rule in our league
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 16: that we get to keep somebody every single season that
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 16: was on our league from the previous round or previous year.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 16: He's got to be drafted on the eighth round prior
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 16: and he could be your keeper. He chose to keep Brock.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: At the end of the year.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 16: He panicked, right, he panicked and he dropped him and
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 16: he started ad bounder. You know, really good decision over
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 16: but he lost that game by a lot, and he
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 16: also left Christian Washington on his bench for twenty five points.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 16: So you know, I don't know what to say about that,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 16: but it's it's been a uh, it's been a lot
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 16: of bad decisions overall. You know, I would say that,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 16: you know, his line of efficiency was was subpar. You know,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 16: it's about sixty percent. You know, he left a lot
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 16: of guys on the bench scoring points that weren't on
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 16: his active roster.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: But uh, you know it's uh, we have.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 16: Another thing here for Keeper League that is pretty interesting
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 16: where all of a sudden done, he actually gets to
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 16: keep Zach Scharbonay for next year. If that's eligibility, that's
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 16: a possible person that he can keep. Charby's pretty good,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 16: you know, hopefully comes off the ACL there. But you know, overall, it's, uh,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 16: it's it's been a lot of fun, you know, razing
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 16: Ian along the way. We were all really on board
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 16: to uh make sure he lost this season. I think
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 16: everybody on the tech string was pretty happy about that.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 17: Yeah, I was even considering trading my best players after him.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 17: In the loser bracket?
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: How much can we collude to make this happen? But
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: but yeah, so Aaron, Yeah, any any comments, shrek, any comments,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: anything that you want.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 17: To Well, you know one thing I didn't want to share,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 17: And I know the tech line earlier talked about it
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 17: being what ninety percent luck and ten percent luck. I
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 17: still think he texted his own line in for that.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 17: But Ian's fourteen draft picks twelve got hurt, okay, And
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 17: I am counting his defense. You know Micah Parsons for example.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 17: You know diadge on Packers, So there is a little
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 17: bit of luck in that. But I think there's I
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 17: don't know, it feels like there's a little juju or karma.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 17: Did a little research of the three of those players
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 17: that were hurt are all represented by the same agent athletes. First, no,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 17: I did talk to the sales guys out here. They
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 17: didn't have enough advertising to afford him coming on, so that,
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 17: you know, maybe there can be an apology or you know,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 17: see what he says.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: But I did look up.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 17: He's got a few other quarterbacks that he represents, and
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 17: I'm wondering now that you know your influence on his
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 17: clients might these be people you would pick up next year?
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 17: Deshaun Watson, right, could be a starter for Cleveland. No,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 17: justin Justin Fields. You know he might get some time
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 17: with Mahomes down in case. How's that one?
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Feel he might have actually been on my roster at
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: one point last year.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: I think he was because I think I dropped him.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 17: Here's here's the Scooby Snack. Guess who just signed with
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 17: that ape, same agent, the Russell Wilson.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I was doing TV man, Come on, Tay, Yeah,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Russ could throw for eight thousand yards. I'm not gonna
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: have him on my team.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 17: Well, and so I actually already knowing kind of that
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 17: answer was coming. I do wonder if you feel he
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 17: actually will join the Jets, right they're talking to him
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 17: to be ironically Gino's backup.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Do you think that will happen?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: No? No, No, ten million dollars a year from CBS.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: By the way, that you guys are on live apparently
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: in the Maple Valley City Hall.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: Oh so, welcome.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: In the city of Maple Valley.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 19: Maple val apparently has this on the on the on
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 19: the uh YouTube screams, Yeah, I love it. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 19: well you are the mayor. We are representing your shore.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 19: Yeah well the mayor of real mayor doesn't like that.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 19: But alright, what else you guys got fire away?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Come on now, you got ten minutes to fill no, yeah,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: seven minutes to fill before and honestly, you have seven
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: minutes left before the two guys the gold Jackets take over.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: And by the way, well, and by the way, I
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: should mention this, Jess really really appreciates when you break
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: on time.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: I very much love a clock.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I live my life in minutes and seconds, So yes,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: I do appreciate it.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 18: Steve, weren't we also expecting Ian to apologize to that
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 18: agency for essentially costing them money, wrecking careers they compound?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't even know what that's about. I
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: am not a part of that group.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 17: Yet, you know, I think one angle to take and
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 17: maybe Zachi can describe it because you voted it in
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 17: at the Board of Governors. Talk to him also about
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 17: our weekly punishment.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: This is this has been a great week. His strategy
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: when it will happen again?
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 16: And mister Shaan O'Fallon, who's not here's a big receiver
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 16: of this punishment. No, but shout out to my other miler,
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 16: Dynasty League. This is a rule that we implemented a
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 16: few years ago, and I decided to bring it into
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 16: Rock Creek, which was each week, if you start a
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 16: player that scores zero points, you have to then text
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 16: in a group message video of you taking a shot
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 16: or chucking a beer. And it's pretty fun, right, it's
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 16: pretty fun, guys, And this one unit, it's surprising how
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 16: many fifty plus guys I you know league, but they
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 16: can't drink a freaking beer. I mean, Dave, we all,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 16: we do all, remember, I mean that was video evidence
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 16: of pretty bad but you know.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: There was more than one take two.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 16: But overall, you know, it's it's a pretty fun, fun
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 16: rule where if you cannot, you know, put up a
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 16: good roster and that guy scores zero points by the
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 16: end of the next week, you gotta you gotta post
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 16: a video.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: Is it injury prohibitive?
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: You know, absolutely not, absolutely not.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 16: If that, if it's an early scratch that you don't
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 16: and you don't make that decision, you know, at what
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 16: nine fifty nine on this West Coasters, right, if that,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 16: if that Broster is in set.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: You're you're done?
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: What about a defense?
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: Defense counts too?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: It does?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, a lot of them.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: You know, is your drink of choice in that situation?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: Bullet right?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: Oh nice choice, that's awesome. Yeah it was a shot.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah nice.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: So this has been do evidence right, So you're not
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 4: gonna want to send a twelve minute video of you
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: slow sipping something.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: So do you have to shotgun the beer.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: Or several did?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 2: Yea, and Cliffy shotgun shotgun one.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: Good on you.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 8: Going back to high school.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 18: Keys in punch a hole.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: That's the only way to do it.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 16: Yeah, Roger did a touchdown. He dropped it into a
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 16: beer and chugged it. It was pretty impressive.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: That was what he dropped what into it?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: A shot into a beer? Oh, then chugged it. Yeah.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: I used to call those jigger bombs when I was younger.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 16: No, it's it's been a really fun rule. It keeps
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 16: keeps the guys going. It's always fun to raz on everybody.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 16: We also have a lot of strange rules as far
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 16: as money lines go. If you have a high score
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 16: for the week, you win ten dollars. If you have
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 16: the low score of the week, you put five dollars
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 16: into the bank. And uh, I know those our rookie numbers.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 16: We should probably pump those up a little bit. But
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 16: as far as the cost goes, it's it's a fun
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 16: little first payout, second payout, third, third place play out.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 16: And uh you know overall you also have to pay in.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 16: You get ten free waiver wire picks. So after your
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 16: tenth pick, you have to pay five dollars for the
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 16: eleventh pick. Mac Daddy paid in a ton to our
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  Speaker 16: pool this last year.
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  Speaker 2: No, not good, not good. Not good. Usually if if
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: you're paying.
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  Speaker 16: A bunch, it doesn't really work out for you too much.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 16: A keeper league or no one keeper league, so you
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 16: get one. So if you draft somebody in the eighth
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 16: round past right, So if you eighth through the fifteenth,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 16: you get to and you keep them on your roster
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 16: all year. So yeah, and you have the waiver wire option,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 16: which is if you pick someone up in the waiver
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 16: wire week one through four or through four, and they're
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 16: on your active roster for the fifth week and they
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 16: stay on your on your team the whole season.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: There they qualify as a keeper. So you got limited options.
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  Speaker 17: Which is partly why we wanted Fundston on the next show,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 17: because clearly IAM's gonna need some advice, so he's got.
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  Speaker 2: To happen again.
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  Speaker 4: Me and Andrews fight off the air for Funston's time.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: You know, we just put him into Okay, hold on,
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: I have a friend just asking for our friends. You
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: know this guy. You know, between these three receivers, which
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 4: one would you go with? This year, I chose to
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: walk into the Puget Sound, your guys, was a lot
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: better of like a punishment for this. You took over
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: an hour of sports talk radio in a top fifteen market,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: So yeah, you guys kind of win everything again. If
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: you guys don't know what's going on, if you just
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 4: tuned in, Ian Forness had to sacrifice one hour of
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: his show today. He's still here, he is witnessing it all.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 4: But he came in last in his fantasy football league,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: and we have the rest of his league hosting today
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: from two to three.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, thank you guys for being here. This has
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: been fun.
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  Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, thank you.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah, I think we're representing Ian is not ripping his
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 18: hair out or crying, no tissues.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think we're doing.
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  Speaker 8: A great job.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: Well, I think that it is time for a break, guys,
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 4: and I'll take the heavy lifting off of you. While
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: we have to do that right now, we will have
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: a cash contest word for you coming up here shortly
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: as well, one of your last chances to win one
• 1:34:15
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• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: I want one of our listeners to win, and so
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 4: in our next segment, we are also going to be
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: joined by Brandon Funston and he will clown on Ian
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: as much as possible.
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  Speaker 3: That's next on ninety three three e KJR dot com.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back into the Ian Furnest Show. Yes we are on.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Fantasy Football Takeover.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: I'm Jessaman McIntyre. Stood by a lot of Ian's friends
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: right here, and Ian is with us as well, but
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: he had to take a vaccine.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: Friend by the way, Quinces in the neighborhood.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 4: He lost his fantasy football league and that is why
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: we need to bring in an expert right now, Brandon Funston.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: My friend, how are you?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sitting on the grassy noll at the Edgefield
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 6: Hotel mcminimon's got a beer in hand. But you know,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 6: once I heard that this was it was all about
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 6: making fun of Ian, I said, you know, I'll stop
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 6: what I'm doing and I will jump on this call.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 6: So I'm happy to happy to be here.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: Nothing.
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  Speaker 4: All right, who wants to go first? He got the
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: expert on the air right now?
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  Speaker 3: All right, big sexy you start?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nope, Brandon, nice to have you. Thank you for
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: joining us.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 16: Little little known stat that just was I heard about
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 16: was that Ian's actually really bad at Fantasy Gulf too.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: He's he's about fifty two in our current Druids Men's
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 2: Homies there too, So just fy there.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 16: So when it comes back to overall fantasy football, you know,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 16: how do we got here?
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 16: It's it's pretty interesting, and you know he talks professionals
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 16: every day. You know, I know that he asked you
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 16: some questions, but what are some some advice that you
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 16: would give to mister Ian Ferness for next year?
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 6: I think Ian actually doesn't need any advice because he
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 6: somehow got you guys to take his job as his.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 7: Penalty for losing the league.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 6: So like I need to be getting advice from Ian
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 6: because you know where I come from. We have like
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 6: in our league, we have a Justin Bieber shirt when
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 6: he was in his full paroxide that you have to
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 6: wear around. And you know, my my son's got the
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 6: milk mile where they have to pound a pint.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: Of milk for four laps and brutal.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 6: I just has people doing his job for him. So
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 6: way to go.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the joke's on us.
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  Speaker 20: Hey Brandon, Hey, I appreciate you join us. I've been
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 20: listening to you for years since you've been on Ian Show,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 20: and last year I actually uh listened to you and
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 20: actually met in in the finals and actually beat him,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 20: and it was because I listened to you. And obviously
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 20: he did not listen to you this year either, because
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 20: well he ended up where he ended it up. So anyways,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 20: that's another story.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 6: But I do have a question for you, Like it
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 6: did seem like he was kind of spacing out and
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 6: tuning me out when I was talking last year a lot,
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 6: so he put a lot of faith in Mark Jackson.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 20: He doesn't, but hey, you do have some questions for you.
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  Speaker 20: I was wondering in regards of fantasy football this year.
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  Speaker 20: You know, there were some players that played great, some
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 20: plad that did not play so well. Who was maybe
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 20: a player this year that didn't play well that you
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 20: think is gonna, you know, get back there and kind
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 20: of put up the points that they did in years past.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think the obvious ones Justin Jefferson, you know,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 6: and I don't. I don't love Kyler Murray, but you know,
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 6: he's Justin Jefferson, can can run any route on the field.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 6: And you know, Kyler Murray didn't work out great with
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 6: Marvin Harrison, but he did pretty well with Michael Wilson.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 6: And I think, you know, they can can scheme for
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 6: Justin Jefferson to have a big bounce back year. So
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 6: I think he's probably someone that you're looking at for
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 6: a big bounce back. I think Ashton Jeans he's just
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 6: going to be better. And he wasn't terrible as a rookie,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 6: but I think a lot of people expected a lot more.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 6: You know, I like Kubiak as the offensive coordinator there
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 6: and then just being a little bit more competent offensively.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 6: I think he can get himself well inside the top
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 6: ten running backs. So those are a couple of guys
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 6: that think, you know, obviously ken Walker.
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  Speaker 7: It's weird as a Seahawks fan, you know, listening.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 6: To a lot of people. I didn't have Ken Walker
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 6: on any of my teams, but it sounded like it was,
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 6: you know, owning him last year was like going to
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 6: the this for people to have him. And I think,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 6: you know, while it might be a little bit overrated
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 6: to say, oh, you know, it's gonna be great for
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: him at Kansasity because it's such a great offense and
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 6: as Pat Mahomes, they were.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 7: Kind of an average offense last year, but he is.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 6: Going to be the guy there and I do like
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 6: him an awful lot there. So I think it's the
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 6: experience of having him this year and your team is going.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: To be a lot better. Well, Ian you're taking notes
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: back there.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: No, Okay, he'm not allowed to talk.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 21: He's trying not to, but we can seem to really
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 21: window like he's not here. It's pretty funny, you know.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 21: And we've been roasting and today and it's actually been
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 21: a lot of fun. But really, what I want to say,
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 21: is Ian, You've got nothing to be ashamed of. You've
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 21: got a good family, great job, great friends.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: Want to kill you tonight.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 14: You know what, maybe fantasy football this isn't your thing.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 14: But really what I want to say is though days
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 14: like this, this is what the memories are made of.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna kill you, right, But branding question for you
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 14: now is the original three time champion of the Rock
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 14: Creek Hole means that I'm very very proud of. What's
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 14: your advice for maybe someone who kind of wings it
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 14: on draft day, doesn't really do is research, just kind
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 14: of shows up and just follows all the recommendations on
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 14: the ESPN site. Any recommendations for guys like that.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 6: Ak, Yeah, yeah, don't be so don't be so narrow minded.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 6: You don't follow ESPN, follow follow the athletic too, and
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 6: there you go, yeah, there you go. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 6: I guess you know, it's kind of like in Seinfield
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: with with Costanzo, when he just decided to start doing
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 6: everything opposite of what his intint were and that went
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 6: out for him, and that that might be what Ian
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 6: needs to.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: Do at this point.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 6: It's just like what he thinks is the right thing.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 6: To do. Just do the opposite of it.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 8: It might work out well for him opposite day. Got it? Okay,
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 8: I'll check out sports too, Atlantic.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: It's the athletic.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'll apologize for that.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 16: So I gotta I got a question of Usually in
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 16: our Board of Governors meet and Brandon, we always talk
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 16: about rule changes, and there's always a topic on having
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 16: an ir spot versus, you know, also having a super
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 16: flex spot.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 2: What's your what's your take on I R and super flex?
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: I'm pro both now.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 6: I think I've gone back and forth, vacillated a little bit.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 6: But you know what, I just injuries have been such
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 6: a killer last years. You know, I think everybody's dealing
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 6: with them and just taking a little bit of that
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 6: pain away by allowing some flexibility when you when you
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 6: you know, you're kicking the team when they're down by
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 6: not giving them some flexibility to the stashy guy on
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 6: on I R and So I like that. I love
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 6: super flex. I mean I whenever I'm giving a choice
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 6: super flex or no super flex, I go super flex,
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 6: because let's be honest, if you're not playing super flex,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 6: you're not really giving power to the quarterback like like
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 6: it is in real life, you know, Otherwise everybody's waiting
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 6: until the last you know, the smart play is just
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 6: the draft a guy late in your draft because all
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 6: the quarterbacks, and especially this year, I mean, there is
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 6: a pretty deep class. So if you're only doing twelve
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 6: quarterbacks in a twelve quarterback league that are starting, you
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 6: can get a really good one if you just wait
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 6: and so kind of push these people that have to
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 6: make decisions and give a lot more power to the
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 6: quarterback there.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 7: So yeah, definitely definitely pro on the super flex.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 16: Okay, very nice. Now I think that there's a large
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 16: group of us that also agree with you. Seana Fountain
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 16: probably doesn't on the roster size, but it's.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm in the league that they won't. I mean,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 6: I'm amazed we ever got away from touchdown only because
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 6: they don't. They don't. They fear every kind of change possible.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 6: I cannot get them to do super flex. So I
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 6: know how it goes with the league dynamics and making changes.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 6: It's not always widely embraced.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, league politics is always fun.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 14: Leads me to a question, brandon your opinion border governor's
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 14: meeting discussing the rules if a fist fight breaks out,
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 14: You let it happen or do you intervene?
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 20: Oh, that's never happened in our lady, No, never, never.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: I'm just curious.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 8: You never got close tough.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 6: I think if you're within like, like the outcome is
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 6: fifty five forty five at worst, you know, I think
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 6: it's pretty close.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 7: I think you let it go, you know, like it
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 7: was something like that.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. Environment's almost like a cage match, right,
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: we're all around. That's okay.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 6: You got to make sure you're got to make sure
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 6: you're in the right weight class there. You know, you
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 6: can't have a walter weight in a heavyweight going out.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 6: It's just nuts.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 8: That's pretty fun, pretty emily matched.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fun funds And the best thing about that is
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: that questions being asked, and if people are watching on YouTube,
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: the two guys that got into it are sitting next.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 6: To each other.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those guys would have.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: Had me though in each other. Mack Daddy would knock
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 1: come out beef.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 6: You know what.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 20: I gave him a hot dog and he wanted to
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 20: hammer her just likes we have it.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: We have an interesting way to pick her a draft order,
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: and I think.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: There was on that say, usually the condiments tend to
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: be a little bit more of the arguments.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: Don't bring up chicken fingers around Jim.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 20: But I do have a question for you with JSN,
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 20: they got a new offensive coordinator here. Do we think
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 20: he's gonna have kind of the same year, He's gonna
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 20: be off a little bit? What do you what do
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 20: you think is going to happen this year with JSN?
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I think he's he's elite. You know,
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 6: he's certainly not going to sneak up on anybody this year.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 6: It's going to be I mean, you're talking about the
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 6: guy who was well, according to the NFL he was
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 6: the defensive player of the year, but he was actually
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 6: the offensive player of the year. And uh, I mean
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 6: it's kind of a ceiling it could you know, he
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 6: could have another great year and not match what he
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 6: did last year. I still think he's top three. You're
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 6: taking him as a top three wide receiver. If he
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 6: doesn't quite get all the way to where he was
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 6: last year, it's still going to be great. Can you
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 6: do better? I guess, but I would bet on it.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 6: I mean I think he's I think he's probably in
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 6: the range of where he's going to be for the
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 6: next few years as in his prime. But I'm you know,
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 6: I think I have him as my number three wide
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 6: receiverbody's top five pick overall.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: Gotcha?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 8: Hey Brandon, Hey, quick question? What are you doing right now?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 6: I'm sitting watching a couple of guys get ready to
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 6: tee off in this little par three course at the
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 6: Mcmanimuen's Edgefield Hotel. Like like I said, I'm in the
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 6: grass holding a beer. It's a Mexican logger. I decided
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 6: to go light since I was going to be on radio.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: So that's good choice.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 8: How did you finish in your league last year?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 6: Well, I can cherry pick, you know I have. I
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 6: actually didn't win the league last year. I was in
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 6: the finals in one and.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 8: Finished last.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 6: I didn't finish. I didn't finish last. I have finished
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 6: last in my lifetime. I do have a I do
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 6: have one of those honors before. It just sometimes happens.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 7: I didn't want to.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 6: Say it because I didn't want to give Ian an
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 6: hour for you know, there's no excuse for finishing last,
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 6: but I do understand that it does happen.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 16: Well, I think we're getting close to our time, But
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 16: I do have one more question for you. So with
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 16: our eligible keepers for Ian, he's got Zach Sharboney, Cooper
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 16: cup Ke, Coleman, Packers defense as likely eligible keepers for
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 16: next season.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: And no wonder you lost that terrible. Those are all
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: eighth round flyer picks suspended by his own team for
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: three games for showing up late.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 1: Those are all late picks, guys late.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 16: Yeah, so yeah, perspective around it, the eligible they are eligible, right.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 16: Charby was done eleventh, Cup was ninth, Coleman was tenth
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 16: pick overall, Packers defense was fourteenth of those picks. Does
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  Speaker 16: does Ian have any shot of taking one of those
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  Speaker 16: and maybe getting promised land next year?
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  Speaker 6: We call it in cards, when you just when you
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  Speaker 6: just get dealt a hand and you just throw them
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  Speaker 6: all back is grub steak, you know, That's that's the
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  Speaker 6: grub steak kind of hand. I'm not sure Charmony might
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  Speaker 6: miss I mean, maybe Charmondy since you got a little
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  Speaker 6: Seattle homerism in there, but I mean he's probably gonna
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  Speaker 6: miss good Chunk next year. And I don't know if
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  Speaker 6: he's in a keeper league would he go in the
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  Speaker 6: tenth round. That's tough. I mean, I might just throw
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  Speaker 6: them all back start over, just you know, just from
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  Speaker 6: the experience it was last year.
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  Speaker 16: I'll remember that. I'll remember that when he submits his
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  Speaker 16: keeper and I'll deny it.
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  Speaker 1: You gonna still do our show in the fall after
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  Speaker 1: this nonsense.
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  Speaker 6: I look forward to it as always. I definitely will.
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  Speaker 1: I think Robin Burien, Mike and Edmunds, Ricky and Tacoma,
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  Speaker 1: those guys are all like right now, going what the hell?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right?
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  Speaker 6: Is this I'm assuming that the Friday of Memorial Day
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  Speaker 6: is not the most listened to the end of the year.
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  Speaker 2: We are expecting to the biggest audience right now.
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  Speaker 3: We have a lot more YouTube now we usually do.
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  Speaker 2: Is it like plus seven or plus twelve, because that's
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: twelve our lives listeners during the show.
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  Speaker 8: It's all our golfing buddies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah no, yeah, you guys have spie buddy.
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  Speaker 3: We go, all right, let's get out of here.
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  Speaker 4: We have a tornado. Thank you so much. I really
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  Speaker 4: appreciate you making a cameo.
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  Speaker 5: With us today.
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  Speaker 6: Nice job.
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  Speaker 4: All right, thanks Brandon. Coming up next, we have a
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  Speaker 4: tornado to get to. As in the name Dave Softy Maller.
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  Speaker 4: That's coming up next on the I in Furnest Show
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  Speaker 4: ninety three three kJ R, All right.
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  Speaker 5: Are we on?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is going on here? Man? Who's taking over?
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  Speaker 2: What are we doing?
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  Speaker 6: So?
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  Speaker 2: This is uh, you know on radio you gotta talk,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, right, So this.
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  Speaker 12: Is showing Donald pout of the rock. We call me
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  Speaker 12: take over the interfiness show here, kJ R.
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  Speaker 22: Can I see a question? By the way, what language
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  Speaker 22: are you speaking? I can't understand the damn ward your
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  Speaker 22: segm man?
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  Speaker 6: Is that what that is?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? What is that?
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  Speaker 12: You can turn?
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  Speaker 4: Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Is that English?
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  Speaker 22: Over there?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is that?
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  Speaker 16: Man?
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  Speaker 22: By the way, this is the whitest group of people
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  Speaker 22: I've ever seen in my life. I mean the PGA
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  Speaker 22: tour is looking at you, guys going damn those guys
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  Speaker 22: are white.
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  Speaker 2: Holy the entire second pretty.
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  Speaker 22: Diversity and all your club What the hell's going on here?
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  Speaker 22: These are all fantasy football geeks?
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  Speaker 2: Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: You know?
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  Speaker 22: These guys are okay. So I'm sorry to interrupt you,
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 22: but nobody can understand you anyways.
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  Speaker 2: So it's fine. This is a punishment for Ian this
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  Speaker 2: is and his.
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  Speaker 12: His punishment was if he came in last, right in fantasy,
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 12: which he did.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, that we got to take over his show. This
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  Speaker 15: is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I would just
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  Speaker 15: like to say the device finished last. Next year, any
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  Speaker 15: of you guys can come job. What do you for
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 15: two days?
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  Speaker 2: Do you do for a living? By the way, I'm
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: an insurance and borers. Hell, that is a punishment? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how many times this guy complains about
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: having to work?
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  Speaker 22: By the way, all right, honestly, if he if I
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  Speaker 22: had a dollar for every time Ian for Nest complained,
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  Speaker 22: I'd have like ten thousand dollars, all right, And so
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 22: you coming in here. He suckered every single one of
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  Speaker 22: you into doing this, and you want this is not
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  Speaker 22: a punishment. So he's sandbag like the NBA job.
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  Speaker 2: Job in thirty years. I mean, what the hell does
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  Speaker 2: this Clayton look like?
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  Speaker 4: Guy?
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  Speaker 2: What do you do for a living? By the way,
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  Speaker 2: you're retired?
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  Speaker 12: Okay?
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 2: Fine, Does anybody here besides this guy actually work for
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: a living? All right? I don't even know what that is.
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  Speaker 2: But make him do that, all right, make him do that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not anywhere near your system any sort, By the way.
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  Speaker 22: I mean he's he's back there having a dip for
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  Speaker 22: crying out love guys doing his job.
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  Speaker 2: He absolutely loves this. For God's sake. There's one of
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: you guys that he bitches about all the time when
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: he comes in here. You got that. He can't stand Roger.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: Who's Who's You're the guy he's always there? And now
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  Speaker 2: I don't get it. I think you're a nice guy,
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  Speaker 2: but Ian apparently thinks differently. So I got no idea.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, you guys have good Absolutely sounded good. You know,
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: fantasy league.
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  Speaker 22: I don't do fantasy football. The words of John Clayton,
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  Speaker 22: Fantasy football is not real. I refuse to take part,
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  Speaker 22: all right, I want to deal in reality reality.
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  Speaker 2: Famous her by the way, Jes went over there. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: for his database. What you've got it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you got it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not using it, but she's got it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. This was fun.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 22: You guys don't realize this actually was a try out
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  Speaker 22: for the three to seven show. So you're sticking around
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  Speaker 22: until seven o'clock, that's fine by me.
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  Speaker 2: You guys got nothing going on. It's Friday.
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  Speaker 22: I mean, look, Ollie, you're probably about to go home
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  Speaker 22: and taking that anyway, right, because you're all sixty five
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  Speaker 22: seventy years old? Is that right? I always thought Ian
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 22: was old. Holy hell, does he know anybody younger than him?
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  Speaker 2: For trying out what some of us were born in
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  Speaker 2: the seventies, I was going to say, eighteen seventies, the
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  Speaker 2: old man. I'm the old man and the crew, right,
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  Speaker 2: So I think I thought you said you're the old man.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what you said?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 6: The old man?
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  Speaker 22: Really, I'm really having a hard time tracking you there, Paler.
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  Speaker 22: We having a hard time.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I had you like that ass beating in the
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: Super Bowl last year, but it was kind of fun, right.
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  Speaker 12: It was almost as bad as the one when we
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  Speaker 12: beat you.
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  Speaker 22: No, it wasn't nearly one yard because the interception was
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 22: at the one in a close game.
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  Speaker 2: So actually that made no sense whatsoever. You're fired. You're fired,
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  Speaker 2: you're analysis stakes. I do like your football team.
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  Speaker 12: We've won more Super Bowls than you've been to because.
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  Speaker 22: He cheatd that's why, Well why I didn't say that
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  Speaker 22: when your quarterback is deflating footballs and your owner is
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 22: sleeping with massage parlor messuses and what else do we got?
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  Speaker 2: What else are the Patriots's head coach, Bro coaches. That's right,
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  Speaker 2: that's right. They are well diverse.
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  Speaker 22: Yeah, so you're saying it's it's reporters and massage parlors.
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  Speaker 12: He did the morning of the AFC Championship game and
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 12: then flew to the game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah for week one next year. Who's talking?
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  Speaker 1: That?
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  Speaker 12: Is this guy behind me?
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  Speaker 22: You know, I'd love to go to the game and
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 22: at the game, but the tickets are going to be
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 22: so many buy you tickets for a punishment? Great like
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  Speaker 22: we we are coming up with all these great ideas. Man,
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  Speaker 22: we we we decided we have a nickname, by the way,
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  Speaker 22: for for the loser of the fantasy football tournament.
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  Speaker 2: We talked about this off of the air.
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  Speaker 22: From now on, whoever loses your tournament the next year
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  Speaker 22: has to be known as gagball.
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  Speaker 2: That this guy's idea. By the way, what's your name,
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  Speaker 2: the big guy? What's his name?
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  Speaker 4: Was?
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  Speaker 2: Cliffe? Cliffe? Cliff Clavin. You're the know it all smartest,
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  Speaker 2: So then you know what a gag ball is. Then
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 2: I may have seen a gag ball. He's got different flavor,
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: has had enough, She's had enough? All right, You guys
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 2: are hanging around till seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 22: Pat Shun's on with you guys at three twenty u
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  Speaker 22: eighty Any husky fans in here, and by the way,
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  Speaker 22: we're right there. That's from Murphy to and you knows
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  Speaker 22: on with you at five by the way, you'll lost
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  Speaker 22: two questions. You'll go home, you'll come back, You'll be fine.
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  Speaker 22: Thanks right, good work voice, give yourself a round of applause.
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  Speaker 22: By the way, thank you, well done, and well done
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  Speaker 22: by Ian Ferness for suckering these idiots into doing an
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  Speaker 22: hour of his job for finishing last in a fantasy
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  Speaker 22: football league. It's the most cheatout move I've ever heard
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  Speaker 22: of in my life. These guys were actually excited to
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 22: do this. Everybody's excited. Somebody needs to be pissed off
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 22: when you lose a fantasy football tournament, and nobody was
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 22: angry because everybody is happy.
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  Speaker 2: So do better next year, right, all right? See you guys,
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  Speaker 2: take care of.
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  Speaker 3: The mild mannered and marginally objectionable the inverness.
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  Speaker 1: This is paddled Day saying so long everyone,