Latest / Opie & Carl / Carl’s Wild Private Jet Vegas Fantasy
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- 0:04Speaker 1: What's up raising your hand?
- 0:06Speaker 2: Good news.
- 0:06Speaker 1: Yeah, executives are in the hallway.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Yeah, and they stopped me and told me I had
- 0:12Speaker 3: a great shirt.
- 0:14Speaker 4: They gave me a rich Man high five, and they
- 0:16Speaker 4: started laughing.
- 0:17Speaker 5: That's a lie, just now. That's why he was laughing.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Over which executive, which ones? Which one car?
- 0:26Speaker 5: You know, who's who showed.
- 0:28Speaker 4: The one soulds like an everything bagel.
- 0:32Speaker 5: Okay, that's all of them.
- 0:37Speaker 4: But they stopped me and.
- 0:39Speaker 6: They were like, they like your chicken nuggets, scientists here.
- 0:45Speaker 5: That's a good sign. Waits.
- 0:48Speaker 6: It says everything you need to know about it's.
- 0:53Speaker 1: A shitty shirt.
- 0:55Speaker 6: Great saying it's a shitty shirt.
- 0:58Speaker 5: I love like my hat.
- 1:00Speaker 1: A black shirt with white writing. That's all it is.
- 1:02Speaker 5: But it is what it says. The chicken I did find?
- 1:06Speaker 1: I did come up with your own shirts? Or did
- 1:08Speaker 1: you find that one?
- 1:09Speaker 4: Know what I do is I go on Amazon and
- 1:11Speaker 4: I find them and they're fun.
- 1:13Speaker 7: You know what I man?
- 1:14Speaker 3: The thing is this, you know, me having these shirts
- 1:16Speaker 3: all started from me buying cheap shirts in bulk. They
- 1:20Speaker 3: cook a lot, and when you're off smokers and stuff,
- 1:22Speaker 3: you throw the shirts away, right, So I started getting
- 1:25Speaker 3: uh uh.
- 1:27Speaker 4: Tearing rips from the local walmart. And he always had
- 1:30Speaker 4: like a cat or a wolf.
- 1:32Speaker 1: Shit.
- 1:32Speaker 4: But you know, you get your your shirt gets smoked out,
- 1:35Speaker 4: you're done right.
- 1:36Speaker 3: You can't wear in Memphis and May every shirt that
- 1:38Speaker 3: I had, I would take it off before I got
- 1:39Speaker 3: into the hotel room because.
- 1:41Speaker 5: They'll smoke your whole room out.
- 1:42Speaker 1: We had a nice fucking room, dude, saw the room
- 1:46Speaker 1: on your Instagram.
- 1:46Speaker 5: Kids didn't give a ship, they didn't care about it.
- 1:50Speaker 5: But you had rooms to stay away from them in
- 1:51Speaker 5: the room. That's why it was a great room.
- 1:53Speaker 2: It was so good.
- 1:54Speaker 8: Separate a hotel room with two floors is heaven?
- 1:57Speaker 5: Heaven? Hope he never stayed in a hotel room two floors. No,
- 2:03Speaker 5: he never treats himself. He's never been on a private plane.
- 2:06Speaker 5: He's never been in a hotel room.
- 2:08Speaker 1: Where am I going on a private plane?
- 2:10Speaker 5: Vegas? So somewhere take the boys house.
- 2:14Speaker 1: But how much.
- 2:18Speaker 5: We ain't gonna be in a greyhound.
- 2:20Speaker 1: You didn't realize I was poor until I was thirty
- 2:22Speaker 1: years old.
- 2:22Speaker 5: I've still got that mentality, of course I do. Let's
- 2:27Speaker 5: get a plane, go with the boys. Yeah, I got
- 2:32Speaker 5: on that plane.
- 2:33Speaker 1: Car. I just showed me how to live.
- 2:35Speaker 3: I can get a discount this sneaky private plan in Vegas.
- 2:41Speaker 1: Because you don't understand, we don't get it.
- 2:45Speaker 5: Listen from in a three four fucking hotel room.
- 2:47Speaker 4: Let's keep the plane. We'll keep the plane short and cheap.
- 2:50Speaker 3: From here to Vegas is gonna be like twenty Granny's right, yeah,
- 2:52Speaker 3: but we can break that in half.
- 2:54Speaker 4: Right, So let's figure it's three of.
- 2:56Speaker 5: Us, right, we can get a discount from the body guy.
- 3:00Speaker 4: Each come up with ten grand. Right, we can fly
- 3:02Speaker 4: to Miami.
- 3:04Speaker 3: I'll hook up the suite at the Confidant Giant suite.
- 3:08Speaker 3: Each one of us have our own bedroom, but adjoining
- 3:11Speaker 3: party area, swim up pool everything for us.
- 3:13Speaker 1: How close is the gym?
- 3:16Speaker 5: Don't listen, don't look at men.
- 3:19Speaker 1: We all like to do different.
- 3:21Speaker 9: We gotta go party, jack Lane, We're not fucking.
- 3:23Speaker 5: Going to gym.
- 3:24Speaker 1: Can I run a nice bike? You're right?
- 3:26Speaker 4: I hope you can buy a car that rightway.
- 3:33Speaker 1: On the beach.
- 3:38Speaker 5: Look over there.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Why do you keep looking at them?
- 3:43Speaker 4: So we'll fly down right, and we'll do it nice.
- 3:46Speaker 3: We'll fly down. We'll have a big car pick us up.
- 3:49Speaker 3: We go right to the twenty.
- 3:50Speaker 4: Four hour dance club. We party to like four in
- 3:54Speaker 4: the morning.
- 3:54Speaker 3: Then we go to the private strip club that I know, Okay,
- 3:56Speaker 3: then we hit my gas.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Do you ever see my dance moves?
- 4:00Speaker 2: Okay?
- 4:01Speaker 9: I just don't think you got money?
- 4:03Speaker 5: You thought after the seizure, did you like?
- 4:06Speaker 4: I was watching e lane.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Swiss Swish bish Another one in the basket. You don't
- 4:14Speaker 1: like that squish fish were doing it? Another one in
- 4:17Speaker 1: the basket, Swiss wish?
- 4:20Speaker 5: Is that a song?
- 4:20Speaker 1: Another one in the casket. It's a piece of shist
- 4:23Speaker 1: wish fish. Another one in the basket.
- 4:28Speaker 2: What is that?
- 4:28Speaker 1: Swiss swishish? Don't you don't need? Another one gonna make
- 4:32Speaker 1: blood boiled. Don't worry about it. You play it's a
- 4:35Speaker 1: real you perked up.
- 4:36Speaker 6: I hate that swish and I hated her performance in
- 4:40Speaker 6: the basket.
- 4:40Speaker 8: This is a real Perry and NICKI mina ship crew
- 4:45Speaker 8: cut the beginning of the end.
- 4:46Speaker 1: It's garbage. It's swish swish fish. Another one in the basket.
- 4:52Speaker 6: Fish, Another one in the casketshish.
- 4:56Speaker 4: I bet you Lewis likes that song because he's whack no,
- 5:01Speaker 4: because he likes what's her name? Kylie Minogua or whatever
- 5:04Speaker 4: was another.
- 5:07Speaker 1: What's nicky? No, sir Miley Cyrus. Remember I had another
- 5:15Speaker 1: question for you?
- 5:16Speaker 5: For real?
- 5:17Speaker 4: Is it about bad music?
- 5:18Speaker 1: The swish swish is just so fucking terribly. You love
- 5:21Speaker 1: Katie Perry, I do.
- 5:23Speaker 5: I love her, but her.
- 5:24Speaker 1: Ship in the basket for seven years? Wish fish Another
- 5:28Speaker 1: one in the casket that.
- 5:30Speaker 4: Sounds I feel so bad for you.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Don't even know the ship you're singing.
- 5:34Speaker 6: Another one in the back, Yeah, swish bish another one
- 5:42Speaker 6: in the casket.
- 5:44Speaker 5: I'm feeling it now.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Swish in the basket. That was.
- 6:00Speaker 4: Was horrible?
- 6:03Speaker 6: Would people making fun of her appearance on sn L?
- 6:06Speaker 1: It was god awful? Yeah, boy, swish swish?
- 6:11Speaker 5: Yeah? Who are the mingos?
- 6:13Speaker 1: One in the basket? Yeah, swish swish. I'll say your
- 6:17Speaker 1: music we went, you're not gonna show? No, you're not.
- 6:21Speaker 4: Are you being racist?
- 6:24Speaker 5: Somebody said? Nice?
- 6:28Speaker 6: I got I got a question for you, rock though,
- 6:30Speaker 6: for real? Right, what what the what the funk was
- 6:32Speaker 6: that soda that you posted?
- 6:35Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 6:36Speaker 1: Pepsi pepsi what? Yeah, there's this pepsi fire that came
- 6:40Speaker 1: out not too long ago. That was seven to eleven.
- 6:43Speaker 1: Did the Pepsi fire?
- 6:44Speaker 2: Slurpy?
- 6:44Speaker 1: Okay, it's both are horrible. Anyone who says they like
- 6:48Speaker 1: this is just lying because they wanted to say, oh,
- 6:50Speaker 1: they like the new thing. What does it taste like?
- 6:51Speaker 6: A well, cinnamon like fire flat soda and dump a
- 6:54Speaker 6: bunch of cinnamon product.
- 6:56Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what it's like. If you let you
- 6:59Speaker 1: know those atomic fire ball that's what you're good.
- 7:01Speaker 4: But if you let it just sit there and dissolve.
- 7:03Speaker 8: In all the time, it's but it doesn't taste it.
- 7:07Speaker 1: It's horrible and and the slurpy is even worse. What
- 7:10Speaker 1: do you think of cinnamon? Give us a call?
- 7:15Speaker 5: Tell me money if I set.
- 7:16Speaker 6: Him in challenge, I don't don't bring that up.
- 7:23Speaker 5: Did you ever see that video?
- 7:24Speaker 4: Call and almost killed you? Look at this sho I'm
- 7:27Speaker 4: gonna show you real music.
- 7:28Speaker 5: Okay, what is the wing? I got a fucking oh that.
- 7:30Speaker 4: Was this kid put a hairnet on but he has
- 7:33Speaker 4: no beard.
- 7:35Speaker 3: I called him employee of the century.
- 7:38Speaker 5: He put a hair net over his chin and get
- 7:39Speaker 5: a beard. But it's nothing new. He has no beard,
- 7:42Speaker 5: but poison.
- 7:44Speaker 4: It just stopped me dead in my tracks. Alfter I
- 7:46Speaker 4: took the.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Picture, maybe trying to collect the lice. So this is after.
- 7:50Speaker 4: Listen, you guys would have loved it. So I take
- 7:51Speaker 4: the pictures. Ten hours after being in the car.
- 7:54Speaker 3: He looks at me, He's like, you just take a
- 7:56Speaker 3: picture of me, dude, And I looked at my mind
- 7:58Speaker 3: like what am I going to respond to him?
- 8:00Speaker 4: And I didn't have anything, So I'm like, fuck you
- 8:04Speaker 4: and I walked away.
- 8:05Speaker 5: Carl.
- 8:06Speaker 4: When you get I was well tied up.
- 8:07Speaker 1: What do you get caught? You got to own it? Yeah,
- 8:09Speaker 1: that's right, I did right here.
- 8:12Speaker 4: So this is an after hours club. Me and Marie
- 8:14Speaker 4: hammer time right right, that had play. Now this is
- 8:17Speaker 4: music right here.
- 8:17Speaker 1: Look at you.
- 8:19Speaker 5: Hello, what are the only non blacks in this whole place?
- 8:22Speaker 5: And it's old school black school.
- 8:24Speaker 1: This is pro blacks. Fucking Sway sounds great.
- 8:34Speaker 4: My uh you're the worst.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Wow, I love Sway.
- 8:38Speaker 4: You're the worst.
- 8:41Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 8:41Speaker 1: What about your CB radio? People are asking about.
- 8:43Speaker 4: Well, I didn't get it in time, and then I
- 8:46Speaker 4: put the I got the c B. I fought the fight.
- 8:49Speaker 4: I got the CBE.
- 8:49Speaker 1: I saw that you had an actual CB radio, but
- 8:51Speaker 1: you have to.
- 8:52Speaker 4: Be hardwired to the car.
- 8:53Speaker 9: Oh it didn't have the cigarette lighter thing.
- 8:56Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you need the cigarette lighter.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Old school you need.
- 8:58Speaker 4: I needed an old school one. I'm going to take
- 9:00Speaker 4: the TV and I'm going to hook it up to
- 9:02Speaker 4: my car.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Okay, so I'll just be c being around Jersey shirt
- 9:08Speaker 3: break or breaker.
- 9:09Speaker 5: That's gonna be great. People will drive up the ninety five.
- 9:12Speaker 1: You can catch it.
- 9:13Speaker 4: Let me tell you all that.
- 9:14Speaker 3: My people on Instagram and Twitter are great. Like, we
- 9:16Speaker 3: have a lot of truck drivers that listen. Yes, I
- 9:18Speaker 3: would post a picture.
- 9:20Speaker 5: They knew exactly where you were. Did I get the
- 9:23Speaker 5: hot peanuts?
- 9:24Speaker 4: Watch out for the third.
- 9:25Speaker 1: Stall, like Jesus, watch out.
- 9:27Speaker 6: They know the hell's going on in the third store.
- 9:30Speaker 5: They know everything on that road.
- 9:32Speaker 4: They know everything on that road.
- 9:33Speaker 5: The road warriors.
- 9:34Speaker 4: Man, it's unbelievable.
- 9:35Speaker 5: Big shout out to the truck is yeah, big shout
- 9:37Speaker 5: out to the truck is really.
- 9:38Speaker 6: Cool people, man, Jesus, we got some fine listeners. It's
- 9:40Speaker 6: getting crazy.
- 9:41Speaker 5: I'm telling you pretty They know their ship, you know,
- 9:43Speaker 5: all right.
- 9:44Speaker 6: So Katie Perie ate it on sn L and that's
- 9:47Speaker 6: why everybody said that she ate it.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I think so.
- 9:50Speaker 6: I think she looked good and that song the songs
- 9:51Speaker 6: aren't doing well really, Yeah, are you a Swish Swishish?
- 9:55Speaker 5: No? Table man. She's just cute though, switch she is.
- 10:02Speaker 2: But why she cut her hair?
- 10:04Speaker 1: That's because that's what they have to do. They have
- 10:05Speaker 1: to change their look, dress album. No, they all go
- 10:09Speaker 1: through that phase dancing.
- 10:10Speaker 5: It's kind of weird.
- 10:12Speaker 1: Oh she's a terrible dancer.
- 10:14Speaker 8: I mean she danced like today, God was sage wow.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Out at home plate.
- 10:25Speaker 8: I don't know what to say.
- 10:28Speaker 2: Just to look at you.
- 10:31Speaker 6: Uncomfort about food, oh one other things. We've done way
- 10:38Speaker 6: too much food today, I understand. But stunt brain just
- 10:42Speaker 6: wrote me, what do you think of the I think
- 10:45Speaker 6: it's he said it to everyone.
- 10:47Speaker 2: Ship.
- 10:48Speaker 6: It's a new coffee product and they serve it in
- 10:52Speaker 6: an avocado.
- 10:54Speaker 1: No, they call it the Ova.
- 10:58Speaker 4: Coffee.
- 10:59Speaker 8: I heard about the hand everybody's getting hands cut by
- 11:02Speaker 8: I'm trying to open up an avocado for that. It's
- 11:04Speaker 8: so funny if you google avocado han fucking injuries to
- 11:10Speaker 8: come on and they now they're serving the ship in
- 11:12Speaker 8: the avocado.
- 11:14Speaker 5: There is coffee in the avocado.
- 11:15Speaker 6: Give me the headline again.
- 11:16Speaker 1: It's literally coffee and a piece of rubbish.
- 11:18Speaker 6: Our avocado lattes the latest hipster coffee trend.
- 11:22Speaker 1: That's stupid.
- 11:23Speaker 8: Well, you gotta taste the first, so let's not judge
- 11:26Speaker 8: it before you taste it.
- 11:26Speaker 2: Now we can judge it.
- 11:28Speaker 5: The good kind of fat. Alvocado is a good kind
- 11:29Speaker 5: of fat. I just that your body needs. I don't
- 11:33Speaker 5: like avocado. You don't care for it. I like it.
- 11:37Speaker 1: I think it's a texture thing.
- 11:38Speaker 5: Do you ever try it on a bacon cheeseburger?
- 11:41Speaker 1: Good? That's all right, We just tolerate.
- 11:43Speaker 5: You like avocado.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Tolerate avocado. I don't think anything.
- 11:47Speaker 4: You kidding me. My wedding cake was an avocado alvocado
- 11:52Speaker 4: and a candle.
- 11:56Speaker 6: I sar to God, if they fucking served me that,
- 11:58Speaker 6: I would throw it right back at nothing feeling about that.
- 12:01Speaker 5: You try it some trying to just say cream and all.
- 12:04Speaker 1: It's stupid. It's just avocado.
- 12:10Speaker 5: How do you even pass?
- 12:11Speaker 1: Did you do it in the potato skin? It looks
- 12:12Speaker 1: exactly the same there.
- 12:14Speaker 3: Load it up and that reminds you back when I
- 12:16Speaker 3: was a little kid, the Jamaican drug dealers used to
- 12:20Speaker 3: uh used to hide drugs.
- 12:21Speaker 1: They used to hollow out the avocado pits.
- 12:23Speaker 3: And put the drugs in there and put the little
- 12:25Speaker 3: put the put their little bags of heroin or cocaine
- 12:27Speaker 3: in them and leave them on the floor, and the
- 12:28Speaker 3: cops would come and frisk them, and they.
- 12:30Speaker 2: Wouldn't never check the pits.
- 12:31Speaker 3: And then the other guy would come and pick up
- 12:32Speaker 3: the avocado pits and get out of there.
- 12:34Speaker 1: Come on, Yeah, I was a kid, smart ship.
- 12:39Speaker 4: They were just a little off.
- 12:40Speaker 1: They would be avocado pits all over the floor, and the.
- 12:43Speaker 8: Squirrels running around would back for the pick enough that
- 12:47Speaker 8: animal pick them up.
- 12:50Speaker 3: Those Jamaican drug dealers were probably some of the smartest
- 12:52Speaker 3: fucking people I ever seen.
- 12:53Speaker 6: I would imagine, you have to be you gotta always
- 12:56Speaker 6: be adjusting.
- 12:57Speaker 4: They threw they threw a toilet on top of a
- 12:58Speaker 4: cop car once. It was a funny st.
- 13:00Speaker 5: That is good stuff, actual toil, whole.
- 13:03Speaker 3: Toilet on top of the cop cars was doing patrols. Oh,
- 13:06Speaker 3: it was lights out. Next thing, you know, every cop
- 13:09Speaker 3: was there.
- 13:09Speaker 5: I believe it.
- 13:10Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 13:12Speaker 5: Then when your boy Larry Holmes the drop kick off
- 13:15Speaker 5: the police car. Oh yeah, that motherfucker is old school.
- 13:22Speaker 5: Yeah he is, Oh my god, Larry Holmes, yeah, oh.
- 13:26Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, he's awesome.
- 13:27Speaker 1: So what else happened over the weekend?
- 13:29Speaker 9: That's it, man, that was it meant to Memphis, And.
- 13:31Speaker 4: Man, when did you start driving back last night?
- 13:36Speaker 3: No, yeah, yesterday, yesterday we left I left Hamphis Sat.
- 13:42Speaker 5: Seven ten in the morning, okay, ten.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Eleven and drove straight through.
- 13:46Speaker 4: No, we stopped. We stayed in West Virginia.
- 13:49Speaker 2: Okay.
- 13:49Speaker 1: Oh, and then you continue this morning and then yeah,
- 13:52Speaker 1: you got me tired.
- 13:52Speaker 5: Man, I'm exhausted. But he was good. Man.
- 13:55Speaker 4: Everybody wanted you on.
- 13:56Speaker 2: The show today, that's for sure.
- 13:57Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:58Speaker 3: And we had a great time, you know, and the
- 14:00Speaker 3: and the barbecue was great. That the actual barbecue that.
- 14:04Speaker 4: Won the awards was awful.
- 14:06Speaker 5: Word.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Yeah, the word was out that no one was into it.
- 14:10Speaker 1: So why do they win?
- 14:11Speaker 4: Well, here's politics, here's here's what's.
- 14:14Speaker 3: The problem with with with competition barbecue is that the
- 14:17Speaker 3: judges are fucking on another planet.
- 14:20Speaker 5: Right.
- 14:21Speaker 3: So every barbecue place, you know, every barbecue competition team
- 14:24Speaker 3: makes barbecue for them to eat.
- 14:26Speaker 4: That's the stuff that I eat. And then they make
- 14:28Speaker 4: the stuff.
- 14:28Speaker 3: That you have to turn in. Nobody eats the shit
- 14:30Speaker 3: you want to turn in. It tastes like sugar candy.
- 14:33Speaker 3: So it's all these old judges and they want barbecue
- 14:36Speaker 3: from the seventies.
- 14:37Speaker 5: That's jump.
- 14:38Speaker 3: So literally the teams have like five racks of ribs
- 14:41Speaker 3: for these idiots, you know what I mean. And then
- 14:44Speaker 3: everyone else is eating the best fucking barbecue in the world.
- 14:47Speaker 2: That is weird. Yeah, it's weird.
- 14:49Speaker 10: So it's just such a problem lolicating to the judges, well,
- 14:52Speaker 10: because no, the judges want to you know, they don't
- 14:54Speaker 10: want change so much new technology and the smokers are
- 14:58Speaker 10: so good.
- 14:59Speaker 1: How about you guys kick the old judges out?
- 15:01Speaker 3: Oh my god, every year they get rid of another one.
- 15:03Speaker 3: But I mean the barbecue itself that's being turned in.
- 15:06Speaker 4: Right right, It's like it's literally some of it's unedible, uneedable.
- 15:11Speaker 1: All right.
- 15:14Speaker 6: The basketball got a little interesting when I thought it
- 15:16Speaker 6: was a joke.
- 15:17Speaker 5: This h them Celtics.
- 15:18Speaker 8: They won that game with it, came back from twenty
- 15:22Speaker 8: twenty five down without Isaiah, without Isaiah because everybody else
- 15:25Speaker 8: stepped up and started shooting.
- 15:26Speaker 5: What the Spurs need to do.
- 15:28Speaker 1: Right, Isaiah is out for the rest of the playoffs?
- 15:31Speaker 5: Is he out for the rest?
- 15:32Speaker 1: That's it?
- 15:33Speaker 6: And then the Celtics came came, you know, beat the
- 15:35Speaker 6: Calves last night. One eleven went away after that joke
- 15:38Speaker 6: game two nights prior. Yeah, that was bro they were
- 15:42Speaker 6: up by fifty playoff game.
- 15:44Speaker 1: Yeah, Eastern Conference Finals. Yeah, it shouldn't be like that.
- 15:48Speaker 5: God bless them for when they finally you know, made
- 15:51Speaker 5: it watchable.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Right.
- 15:52Speaker 6: Well, but then the Calves are like, this is a joke.
- 15:54Speaker 6: We're just going to kind of coast to the finals now.
- 15:56Speaker 6: And they got caught you know, last night.
- 15:58Speaker 8: And the Calves filled. They filled that loss too. They
- 16:00Speaker 8: feel that loss because they know Golden State didn't lose yet, right,
- 16:03Speaker 8: so they're feeling like they're not disaperiod and.
- 16:05Speaker 1: That's a day of rest.
- 16:07Speaker 6: Yeah, because now they got to play an extra game, yeah,
- 16:09Speaker 6: before they get to the finals.
- 16:10Speaker 5: Well, I don't think that.
- 16:11Speaker 1: I don't think the Celtics are going to win this thing.
- 16:13Speaker 5: No, of course not.
- 16:14Speaker 1: I would, you know, I would love to see the
- 16:15Speaker 1: Celtics win.
- 16:16Speaker 5: But if they win two games. If they win two games,
- 16:18Speaker 5: good for them.
- 16:19Speaker 4: Right.
- 16:19Speaker 8: It's like all these guys a millionaires, man, don't tell
- 16:21Speaker 8: me that one guy go out and teammate worth shit.
- 16:24Speaker 8: It's like step up, all y'all cash our checks, motherfuck up.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta step up.
- 16:28Speaker 6: It's like the whole team can't fall apart if you
- 16:30Speaker 6: lose one guy, what is that not not this late
- 16:33Speaker 6: in the season. No, that's that's for the other fucking teams, right,
- 16:36Speaker 6: And I was thinking about our knicks.
- 16:38Speaker 1: We're ten years away from from anything.
- 16:41Speaker 6: Happening, because, uh yeah, because we got to build a
- 16:44Speaker 6: super team.
- 16:44Speaker 1: That's the only way you win, you know, win it all.
- 16:47Speaker 5: Now, unless we make some awesome trade, how the fuck
- 16:50Speaker 5: are we gonna do that? Money? We got money. How
- 16:53Speaker 5: the fuck are we.
- 16:54Speaker 1: Gonna do that?
- 16:54Speaker 5: We got money here in the city. We got money.
- 16:56Speaker 6: We're years away from being competitive years because in this
- 17:01Speaker 6: new world in the NBA, it's it's down to three
- 17:03Speaker 6: or four teams every year now it's it.
- 17:06Speaker 5: The eighties was pretty much that two Celtics on the
- 17:08Speaker 5: wake Detroit.
- 17:09Speaker 6: Sometimes, you know what someone said that on Twitter's you
- 17:12Speaker 6: think that's totally true. I'm trying to remember, if I
- 17:14Speaker 6: know what Celtics in the and the Lakers went out
- 17:16Speaker 6: at a whole bunch.
- 17:17Speaker 8: They went in the nineties, they went to the championship
- 17:19Speaker 8: what those seems every time.
- 17:22Speaker 6: But I felt like there were the other teams were
- 17:24Speaker 6: more competitive than what we're seeing now.
- 17:26Speaker 5: Definitely, the playoffs are more competitive. I give you that.
- 17:29Speaker 1: Back then, I mean yeah, definitely, Oh, definitely, definitely.
- 17:32Speaker 5: But you saw a more seven game series.
- 17:33Speaker 8: We saw the more you know, was playing because you
- 17:36Speaker 8: had Karl me Loans, we had the Charles Barkley's, you
- 17:38Speaker 8: had team teams still had players, right that can still
- 17:42Speaker 8: put up points and win a game.
- 17:43Speaker 6: Well, there was a time you had one superstar and
- 17:45Speaker 6: you had one other guy that was almost a superstar.
- 17:47Speaker 1: That was it.
- 17:48Speaker 6: Yeah, and now you need a fucking your starting lineup
- 17:52Speaker 6: has to all be superstars now.
- 17:54Speaker 5: Because everybody got to play up to a different level.
- 17:56Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like if you see Golden State, a lot
- 17:58Speaker 8: of these guys also because they.
- 17:59Speaker 5: Hustle, rebound right points. Yeah, so like that's what you
- 18:04Speaker 5: got to do to win.
- 18:05Speaker 1: You're not watching the basketball, Carl.
- 18:07Speaker 4: Huh, it's getting late in the season.
- 18:08Speaker 2: I might start picking it up.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Man might want to start right about now.
- 18:11Speaker 4: I'll start that this week.
- 18:13Speaker 1: So I couldn't get in front of it too.
- 18:15Speaker 5: Chunky Cheese, you can't.
- 18:16Speaker 9: Get out of them yet.
- 18:17Speaker 2: What the fuck.
- 18:19Speaker 5: Why you got so many kids? Chunky Cheese? I will
- 18:23Speaker 5: fake Zeka to get out of Honestly, that's the one
- 18:27Speaker 5: thing that woke.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Recognizing that.
- 18:34Speaker 6: We we've started we started interrogating our kids.
- 18:36Speaker 1: You don't really want to go to this one?
- 18:38Speaker 5: Right?
- 18:39Speaker 1: Yeah about talk or play with this one?
- 18:42Speaker 5: Right?
- 18:44Speaker 1: Put it in and we put it in their heads.
- 18:45Speaker 5: Like what didn't be easy to go to game stop
- 18:47Speaker 5: and just come home?
- 18:48Speaker 1: We did.
- 18:48Speaker 6: We did two this weekend, So we don't do any
- 18:50Speaker 6: of this coming weekend because people have fucking parties during
- 18:53Speaker 6: Memorial Day weekend?
- 18:54Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
- 18:55Speaker 5: They're bad people, but.
- 18:58Speaker 1: That's where their kid was born.
- 18:59Speaker 5: I'll man do it the next week some ship.
- 19:03Speaker 3: I'm gonna teach you something and you're you're gonna love
- 19:05Speaker 3: me forever. I got fake news with kids parties.
- 19:09Speaker 5: It's the best thing.
- 19:10Speaker 1: Fake news. What do you mean?
- 19:11Speaker 4: You throw little comments out like where's the party?
- 19:13Speaker 5: Right?
- 19:13Speaker 3: You just run a regular scenario, right, your wife's driving, Oh, where's.
- 19:17Speaker 9: The kids party? Oh it's at this chunky cheese and stuff.
- 19:19Speaker 3: You open your phone, not going on anything right on
- 19:22Speaker 3: the website, say oh, let me check. I like to
- 19:24Speaker 3: check the health department and stuff there, and you're looking like, oh,
- 19:26Speaker 3: you know, they had three kids with lights there last week.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Parties.
- 19:31Speaker 4: I've been fake news and parties. I'm like, there's that party.
- 19:35Speaker 4: Fake news.
- 19:36Speaker 1: This PC culture will drive you nuts. It's on this show.
- 19:39Speaker 6: I understand, But my kid is invited to every single
- 19:44Speaker 6: kids party?
- 19:46Speaker 1: DJ who Kid has entered this?
- 19:48Speaker 4: Yeah, here we go. You do kids parties?
- 19:50Speaker 1: DJ who Kid? Or did you back in the.
- 19:53Speaker 2: Day it's a party with did he the white parties?
- 19:57Speaker 7: He's a whole other fres these did have white parties.
- 20:01Speaker 1: You've got a couple of kids. Did you have to
- 20:02Speaker 1: do a lot of parties when when they were coming up? Today?
- 20:06Speaker 1: Have to go to a lot of kids parties?
- 20:07Speaker 7: How did you get out of them?
- 20:10Speaker 1: Well?
- 20:10Speaker 2: I mean what puff daddy had kid parties?
- 20:13Speaker 1: You your Oh?
- 20:16Speaker 2: All my kids? How do I get out of them?
- 20:19Speaker 5: Like if their friends have a party, like take them
- 20:22Speaker 5: to it?
- 20:23Speaker 2: No, I've told you this before. I'm black, so I'm
- 20:26Speaker 2: good they don't. They're scared of me, like, yeah.
- 20:29Speaker 1: We don't invite friend who? I mean what having a microphone?
- 20:33Speaker 5: Wait?
- 20:33Speaker 1: What happened all night? That's why I'm not allowed to
- 20:38Speaker 1: be at the.
- 20:39Speaker 7: Parties because I'm like, you know, I'm I'm like hip
- 20:41Speaker 7: hopped out. So you were going to like cool white
- 20:44Speaker 7: party like white families and then you know, you know looking.
- 20:48Speaker 2: My son is a mixed race, so they have like
- 20:50Speaker 2: just white friends.
- 20:51Speaker 5: When we were like the movie get Out, when we
- 20:52Speaker 5: were growing up, when.
- 20:53Speaker 6: We invited every every fucking kids party. I'm trying to remember,
- 20:56Speaker 6: because I remember everybody. I remember picking and choosing them.
- 21:00Speaker 1: You didn't go to everyone's fucking It depends.
- 21:02Speaker 8: I want the kids party if I wasn't close with them,
- 21:04Speaker 8: but they invited me.
- 21:05Speaker 5: But I know it's gonna be a great party.
- 21:06Speaker 6: I'm going I'm talking when you were really young, when
- 21:08Speaker 6: your parents were making the decision.
- 21:10Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I went to all of them. It was
- 21:11Speaker 8: a whole bunch of girls ship that had to go
- 21:12Speaker 8: to too. It usually seems like always girls parties.
- 21:15Speaker 6: Because my kid has about twenty five kids in his class,
- 21:19Speaker 6: so that's twenty five guaranteed kid.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Parties he's gonna be. He then invited to, and then
- 21:25Speaker 1: then you got us. You got a factor in the
- 21:27Speaker 1: family party, right, And that's another that's another.
- 21:31Speaker 6: Depending five to ten a year. On my side of
- 21:34Speaker 6: the family's a lot older, so I've done that. But
- 21:36Speaker 6: my wife's side that you know, they're all coming up
- 21:38Speaker 6: with kids now.
- 21:39Speaker 1: So so what do you got?
- 21:41Speaker 2: What do you talk about?
- 21:41Speaker 5: Like what route for the work? Boring?
- 21:43Speaker 8: Ass born ass old man talk.
- 21:48Speaker 5: Take eighty over to the up. Kill your fucking self.
- 21:54Speaker 6: Where do you get your cheap guess?
- 21:59Speaker 1: Set the fuck?
- 22:00Speaker 6: I know five miles out of my way to save Nicole.
- 22:02Speaker 3: Every kid's there's at least one asshole until his same
- 22:07Speaker 3: thing every part for the last ten years.
- 22:09Speaker 4: He looks just you know where they got good meat costco.
- 22:14Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck you and your costos.
- 22:18Speaker 7: You know whether my kids living you know, we live
- 22:20Speaker 7: in Montclair, so it was like rich white family.
- 22:22Speaker 2: So they just like when I go in.
- 22:23Speaker 9: My Claire opened the restaurant qbas here. I mean the
- 22:28Speaker 9: year I don't own it, but I opened it. You
- 22:31Speaker 9: don't pay anymore.
- 22:32Speaker 1: I'll let him know you don't pay anymore. Strong.
- 22:36Speaker 5: I feel so good right now.
- 22:37Speaker 2: That's the best news.
- 22:38Speaker 1: I got a.
- 22:40Speaker 3: What if you know down the street, Ryan de Percio
- 22:43Speaker 3: got the best restaurant there.
- 22:44Speaker 2: They know me. You're all chargement. Okay, mom, what about this?
- 22:47Speaker 1: What about these parties?
- 22:48Speaker 5: Though?
- 22:49Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 22:49Speaker 7: Well, you know they talk to me about stocks and
- 22:51Speaker 7: I'm looking at them like, what the fuck I just
- 22:53Speaker 7: did a party with whores, Like.
- 22:54Speaker 9: Yeah, how am I going to relate to like you.
- 23:00Speaker 6: When you have a when you have a different job,
- 23:01Speaker 6: it definitely makes it a little tough.
- 23:03Speaker 7: And then they wear suits and ties. I got the
- 23:05Speaker 7: kids on like you know, I got iced, you know, jewelry,
- 23:09Speaker 7: they got like.
- 23:09Speaker 5: Yesterday, the clothes like Brombie yesterday when it's Opie.
- 23:13Speaker 8: When he said I used to do they used to.
- 23:23Speaker 6: Yeah, John Barbados, it's not John Barvados one.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Hundred dollars tag, put your money down.
- 23:35Speaker 4: He's a friend.
- 23:36Speaker 1: Put your money down.
- 23:37Speaker 4: Barbados out something.
- 23:38Speaker 1: You can say. He could send me clothes anytime he wants.
- 23:41Speaker 5: I got a bunch of his ship, but that's really Barbados.
- 23:43Speaker 6: I got another place, but I don't tell anyone what
- 23:45Speaker 6: is it. I don't want him walking around in my ship.
- 23:49Speaker 6: That's the problem when you find a good one.
- 23:51Speaker 8: I actually met John Barbados at the other Yeah, he
- 23:55Speaker 8: was under the weather when he made that shirt's a fashion.
- 23:59Speaker 2: This one's long.
- 24:00Speaker 3: Yeah, that's as it was still working for Target.
- 24:05Speaker 7: I always wondered what white people wear as like swaggy gear,
- 24:08Speaker 7: because we waste.
- 24:09Speaker 2: Money on Louis Baton and Gucci.
- 24:11Speaker 1: God what swags for?
- 24:13Speaker 2: Like white people?
- 24:13Speaker 5: I think they win the same ship, most of them.
- 24:18Speaker 5: Louis baton.
- 24:19Speaker 9: He has Lululemon pants.
- 24:20Speaker 4: He wears the fun out.
- 24:24Speaker 7: Sweat bands, only sweat Banzy Champion head bands.
- 24:27Speaker 1: This guy is trying to paint me champion. He was
- 24:30Speaker 1: Champion headpants.
- 24:31Speaker 5: Then he's got Rustle Athletic sweatpants. He got all the brands, Champion, Whindy.
- 24:39Speaker 9: He busts out the car heart it made me.
- 24:43Speaker 1: That's that's right. You got it here, Oh ship, It's
- 24:47Speaker 1: like you've been in my closet.
- 24:48Speaker 5: This is crazy.
- 24:50Speaker 1: This is crazy. You get I dressed kind of shiitty?
- 24:56Speaker 1: You know, I'm not.
- 24:57Speaker 6: I really do, just real casual out of you. I
- 24:59Speaker 6: don't have a fun for the most part. I had
- 25:00Speaker 6: a huge meeting last week and I I went in
- 25:04Speaker 6: there thinking I was dressed. And the opening line was,
- 25:07Speaker 6: I'm so glad you dressed for the meeting.
- 25:10Speaker 5: You were dressed up. That's amazing. He was so proud
- 25:18Speaker 5: of yourself.
- 25:19Speaker 1: I thought I was dressed up.
- 25:21Speaker 4: That was his opening line.
- 25:22Speaker 6: He walks in and like looking like a million fucking bucks.
- 25:25Speaker 6: Who was this design I can't you know? We're working
- 25:29Speaker 6: on thanks.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, designer moves a designer suit.
- 25:33Speaker 5: Yeah, grown up?
- 25:34Speaker 1: Sh right off a plane from l a growing up
- 25:37Speaker 1: red ship and that was his opening line.
- 25:39Speaker 8: I'm like, fuck, you gotta you gotta gotta step it up,
- 25:43Speaker 8: and that sure it was two hundred dollars.
- 25:46Speaker 3: Lose trading one trading suit.
- 25:55Speaker 2: I was.
- 25:55Speaker 7: I would always wonder if if.
- 25:58Speaker 2: I invited to the club, he would where to the.
- 26:00Speaker 9: Cl exactly what you're seeing right now?
- 26:02Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 26:03Speaker 1: Pretty much?
- 26:03Speaker 5: Yeahs.
- 26:05Speaker 1: You know how you're wordy fucking much when you.
- 26:08Speaker 9: Day night clothes and then you have weekend clothes. Hope,
- 26:11Speaker 9: he just has a ken doll. It's the same the
- 26:14Speaker 9: whole day.
- 26:15Speaker 4: You want to go to dinner for lobster.
- 26:17Speaker 6: Here's I dressed like I eat?
- 26:23Speaker 2: What year is this?
- 26:27Speaker 1: Thank tank tops coming back? I don't even know the
- 26:31Speaker 1: white tupac is okay, doesn't have to dress up?
- 26:34Speaker 9: When you got that kind of money, you just you
- 26:37Speaker 9: almost like, is he a hiker? Is he homeless? Like
- 26:40Speaker 9: right down in the middle, is.
- 26:41Speaker 5: He a duck hunter?
- 26:42Speaker 6: I got an email that you know, all the new
- 26:44Speaker 6: stuff came in at the gap.
- 26:45Speaker 5: I had to go the Kaggy's game man. He backed
- 26:49Speaker 5: up the truck that.
- 26:50Speaker 1: Was my go to store for the longest time.
- 26:52Speaker 5: It was and then you moved up the Banana Republic.
- 26:54Speaker 5: But he was going.
- 26:56Speaker 3: Now he's stopping the minat because they started that slim fit.
- 26:58Speaker 1: They don't like that, Yes, slim fits.
- 27:03Speaker 4: He's got the lands end from sears.
- 27:06Speaker 2: They having party?
- 27:07Speaker 1: Was this league?
- 27:07Speaker 2: Got another party for no?
- 27:09Speaker 6: Yesterday's was really cool because it was a family party.
- 27:11Speaker 6: It was my brother who owns F. H. Riley said
- 27:14Speaker 6: he loved the board by the way, loved it cutting board. Yeah,
- 27:18Speaker 6: his son turned three and he went all out. It
- 27:21Speaker 6: was he got a bouncy house.
- 27:23Speaker 5: Well yeah, but that's yeah.
- 27:24Speaker 1: He's a bounce all out giant one. That's good.
- 27:27Speaker 6: He got a big backyard, right, he's got he's got
- 27:29Speaker 6: a nice uh nice yard.
- 27:30Speaker 5: Who's he competing with up there? Who's the hole with
- 27:33Speaker 5: the kids?
- 27:34Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 27:35Speaker 6: I don't think I've been to a backyard party with
- 27:37Speaker 6: a bouncy house like that. Many ones, tiny one, this
- 27:41Speaker 6: was folded.
- 27:42Speaker 5: You have been to the Sex Museum with the titty
- 27:43Speaker 5: bouncy house.
- 27:45Speaker 1: I saw it online.
- 27:47Speaker 5: They got a bouncy house. It's made of old titties
- 27:49Speaker 5: pulled up all.
- 27:50Speaker 2: I saw.
- 27:53Speaker 5: Instagram post.
- 27:54Speaker 1: How is that second?
- 27:55Speaker 5: That it's fun because a lot of stuff out of there.
- 27:58Speaker 5: It's fun.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Okay, grown ship?
- 28:00Speaker 8: What what's going on here?
- 28:05Speaker 2: Oh?
- 28:06Speaker 8: I got to sir, class titty Bounty House folks, and we.
- 28:11Speaker 5: Got to go to that ship. What'reking the best?
- 28:15Speaker 1: What makes the section museum fun?
- 28:18Speaker 5: The stuff you can learn in the f one and
- 28:20Speaker 5: the stuff you can buy from there.
- 28:21Speaker 1: Right?
- 28:21Speaker 5: A lot of tools, boy, a lot of tools the trade.
- 28:24Speaker 4: Look at this?
- 28:25Speaker 2: Look at her?
- 28:26Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 28:27Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like one of my Instagram.
- 28:28Speaker 1: Posts does Yeah? Man, your Instagram post are ridiculous.
- 28:33Speaker 4: I love her.
- 28:33Speaker 1: Where are you coming back from? Whole kid?
- 28:35Speaker 2: I wasn't.
- 28:36Speaker 7: This is the city, Kansas City, Missouri. Man, it was
- 28:40Speaker 7: very normal. Wait in Vegas this week. I'm with a usher.
- 28:43Speaker 7: This ship it's gonna be a lot of usher is
- 28:47Speaker 7: a magnet for girl pool party.
- 28:48Speaker 2: If you want to come to Vegas and let's get
- 28:51Speaker 2: the plane.
- 28:52Speaker 7: Paul's coming to uh next next next Saturday, I'm at
- 28:55Speaker 7: Atlantic City.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Let me let me tell you. I've never been on
- 28:58Speaker 1: a private plane.
- 29:00Speaker 6: So Shard insists that we all go on a private plane,
- 29:03Speaker 6: so I can't do it.
- 29:04Speaker 8: Yes, thank you, Yes, sir, I got.
- 29:13Speaker 2: The rooms you missed out on.
- 29:14Speaker 6: How sneaky he is and it's like we all got
- 29:17Speaker 6: to go on a private plane so we can see
- 29:19Speaker 6: what you're missing paying for that.
- 29:22Speaker 5: You think the channel.
- 29:25Speaker 9: He's gonna shot up to the airport with his eyes on.
- 29:28Speaker 3: Break still with the chicken head Dad.
- 29:38Speaker 4: You know, I get a I get chest colds very easy.
- 29:41Speaker 1: I'll have you know. I'll have you know. I wear
- 29:43Speaker 1: earth tones. Yes, you do nothing bright.
- 29:45Speaker 5: We fly on a tee to Borough. Baby, you never
- 29:47Speaker 5: been on a tea Borough.
- 29:48Speaker 1: You saw what happened at t Toborow.
- 29:53Speaker 4: Let's fly out of by my house and go to Morristown.
- 29:56Speaker 6: Morristown nicer as we do have to break Unfortunately, you
- 29:59Speaker 6: like the grat dead.
- 30:01Speaker 2: Somebody's coming here to promote him, right, Yeah.
- 30:03Speaker 1: Well I showed the documentary. I don't know if you're
- 30:06Speaker 1: into the dead, but the documentary was well done. It
- 30:09Speaker 1: was four hours.
- 30:10Speaker 4: It's a four hour documentary. This so my kids caught
- 30:14Speaker 4: me watching this in the car.
- 30:15Speaker 1: What is this?
- 30:16Speaker 7: My brother's girlfriend she's doing.
- 30:20Speaker 4: Oh, this is the best video ever.
- 30:21Speaker 5: Yeah, brother's girlfriend.
- 30:23Speaker 1: You gotta explain this because we're on the radio.
- 30:25Speaker 6: It's yeah Jay who kid with two o's on Asian girl?
- 30:28Speaker 7: And then a fan added all this extra like screaming
- 30:31Speaker 7: and stuff.
- 30:31Speaker 11: But yeah, she's she's she's what's that doing a stand barbie?
- 30:42Speaker 5: Yeah, you're doing a stand up tippy toes.
- 30:46Speaker 2: It's called a stand up split.
- 30:48Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll say I'm standing up right now.
- 30:50Speaker 2: She looks naked, but she's not.
- 30:52Speaker 6: No, but she's got like a flush toned got a
- 30:55Speaker 6: shiny Asian booty.
- 30:56Speaker 5: Is what kind of a Korean?
- 30:57Speaker 1: Uh?
- 30:58Speaker 2: No, she's tie and Puerto Rican.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's when you'd like to try that.
- 31:03Speaker 1: I wanted to try to my brothers.
- 31:05Speaker 8: I can't wait till they break up. Like everything my
- 31:11Speaker 8: dick want to rub against That's not that's like crazy,
- 31:15Speaker 8: that's crazy.
- 31:17Speaker 5: That's fusion for your ass.
- 31:19Speaker 2: He's she gives a good dick suck. So I mean
- 31:21Speaker 2: I'm waiting to go next.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we got to take a break. What
- 31:24Speaker 1: are you promoting?
- 31:24Speaker 2: DJ?
- 31:25Speaker 1: Who kids?
- 31:26Speaker 2: This Sunday rehab with Usher and you guys are.
- 31:28Speaker 5: Coming plan rehab to That's gonna be great, man.
- 31:33Speaker 2: We can come on, come on, let's come in some
- 31:37Speaker 2: girls and.
- 31:45Speaker 6: Last mother fucker is wrong with you?
- 31:51Speaker 5: Girls?
- 31:52Speaker 9: Your wife text to you, champion headband, just pop.
- 31:59Speaker 5: Let's watch it.
- 32:01Speaker 6: Girls come back after we talked to the life that
- 32:05Speaker 6: unless you want to talk about the grateful dead.
- 32:08Speaker 1: All right, call Roays. You got some board chef on Instagram?
- 32:11Speaker 5: What else?
- 32:12Speaker 3: And come to Marie Italian Specialties this weekend. I'll be
- 32:15Speaker 3: cooking Man in Chatham, New Jersey.
- 32:18Speaker 5: Yes, nope, forgetta helium. Maybe in June eleventh we had.
- 32:21Speaker 8: Helium sold out show baby, make sure you go check
- 32:25Speaker 8: it out.
- 32:25Speaker 5: Something PM and yeah, race was that.
- 32:27Speaker 8: Race was Patreon dot com slash Race Wars.
- 32:30Speaker 1: And I'm promoting Instagram. Opie Radio starting to do a
- 32:33Speaker 1: little live action.
- 32:34Speaker 5: I love it.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe we'll do a little more in a bit.
- 32:37Speaker 1: Stay there. We're back with more Opi Radio