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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Who the Heck Uses Powerpoint Anymore??? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Jesus Christ.
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I did something I haven't done in a
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long time.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit movies.
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Music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate.
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Tune in now, you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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What's going on?
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It is.
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It is.
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Uh, not a whole lot.
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What's happening with you?
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I am super curious because that you,
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you know,
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who doesn't know what's in lunchtime?
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My employer.
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Oh yeah.
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No, I'm certain about that.
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They don't,
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they don't give a shit about my lunchtime.
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One bit.
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I put it on my calendar.
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I block it off.
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That's my time.
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I don't get paid for lunch.
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Right.
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Right.
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Like they don't own me during the time
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I block it off.
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Yet people just blow through the barricade
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on my calendar.
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That isn't even what happened today.
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What happened today was I had an eleven
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thirty meeting.
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It was supposed to go till twelve.
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The people we were supposed to meet with
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showed up ten minutes late.
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We didn't even get to the point until
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five till noon.
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Of course not.
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So noon hit.
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I was like, sorry guys,
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got an appointment out the media.
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I went, I just walked off.
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I, you guys talk about yourselves thing.
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Cause I was,
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I'm listen in the grand scheme of things.
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I learned a long time ago that they
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don't give two shits about me.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I am just a,
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I am just an aunt in the workplace.
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The little worker aunt, uh,
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feeding the queen bee i ain't the queen
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bee and so they don't care about me
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i'm actually glad you're not the queen
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well that's the analogy man there are no
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king ants man not with that attitude
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there's carpenter ants there's worker ants
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i'm just i'm down there with the laborers
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and i was like peace out i'm done
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looks like you've been working missing a
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lot of work lately there peter
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I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.
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Exactly.
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I watched that just like two months ago,
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maybe again.
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God, it's so good, dude.
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So good.
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My judge.
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I don't think I appreciated it the first
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couple times I watched it.
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Now I appreciate it so much.
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You have to be well-versed in dry humor
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to be able to keep up with it,
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really and truly,
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and to realize that some of the stuff
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is just absurd, right?
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Well,
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I deal with all of that bullshit on
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a daily basis.
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That is real life.
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Everybody thinks it's a parody.
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It is not.
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There is management that are that
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clueless, that dumb.
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It's awful.
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Yeah.
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If you haven't seen after last night's
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first NFL game,
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the Dallas Cowboys have been officially
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eliminated from the playoffs.
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We can only hope.
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We can only hope.
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Here's what's going to happen.
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If there's any Dallas Cowboy fans,
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it looks like Birch might be one.
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This is what's going to happen.
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You're going to have false hope for about
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eight, nine weeks or so,
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and reality is going to set back in,
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and you're just going to be so close,
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and then you're going to miss the playoffs
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again.
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Or, because there's two options here,
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or you're going to have false hope for
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about eight,
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nine weeks because they're going to be
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doing really, really well and whatnot,
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and they're going to barely squeak into
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the playoffs and then lose in the first
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round because that's what the Cowboys do.
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Sorry, it's just a fact.
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Saying we are a global company and I
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get emails all hours of the day and
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night.
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So the vendor we work with got bought
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a couple times.
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Like it is,
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like the letterhead changes literally
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every couple months.
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And I work for the government.
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I work for the state government.
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Meaning we can't have people outside the
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country with access to like what we have
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going on.
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It's kind of an important factor in what
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we do.
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How the hell am I getting emails at
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three a.m.? ?
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I'll never understand that kind of stuff.
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I was, matter of fact,
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I had a conversation with my son this
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morning before I left the house and
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letting him know, like,
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I was just talking about like prioritizing
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life and work and all that kind of
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stuff.
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Cause he's kind of struggling with that
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right now with his second semester in
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college or second year in college to say.
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And I said, look, do you have to,
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you got to prioritize what's important to
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you.
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I said,
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my life is compartmentalized into the fact
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that I get up early in the morning,
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I go to the gym and nothing else
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matters while I'm there.
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Unless your mom calls and one of y'all
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is in trouble or the house is on
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fire.
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Or someone breaks your gas meter.
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Somebody breaks your gas meter.
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Get away from it.
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And then I leave and I go to
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work.
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And while I'm at work, I'm at work.
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Same thing.
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Same rules apply.
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Nothing else matters unless one of y'all
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is in trouble or the house is on
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fire.
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Something along those lines.
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And then when I go to lunch,
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I'm on lunch, dude.
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I don't want to hear about work.
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When I get home, I'm home.
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Now,
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there are some caveats to that because a
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lot of my customers do have my personal
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number and they will text me from time
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to time, randomly, usually at six thirty,
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seven o'clock at night.
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It's because of something that they think
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that I'm the only person that can put
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that fire out.
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And generally speaking,
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it's because I've told them as much.
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But it's the exception, not the rule.
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I don't check my email at three o'clock
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in the morning.
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Nor am I going to, right?
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Much less am I going to send one
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to somebody else.
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That's insane.
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Wild talk to me.
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There's actually a schedule button in
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Outlook that allows you to send the email
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during work hours and nobody cares.
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There's also a button in Outlook that
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allows you when scheduling a meeting to
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see when other people have time blocked
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off.
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Don't show up ten minutes late and then
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expect you get ten minutes of my time.
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Yeah.
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No, if you're ten minutes late,
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you're ten minutes late.
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Hey, what did I miss?
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Bring me up to speed,
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and let's go from there.
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were running the meeting dude oh that's
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even that's even worse yeah that's your
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problem you don't get my time after you
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scheduled thirty minutes and ten of them
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you didn't show up for yeah that's on
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you not on me that's a you problem
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it's not a neat problem by any stretch
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of the imagination um speaking of like the
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wild wacky have you caught up on lioness
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yet
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No, I have not.
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We haven't had, again,
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eight-year-old at home.
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It's hard for me.
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We're still right where we were,
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which is still in season one.
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I have absolutely no idea.
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I've definitely not caught up to the
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newest stuff.
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If you would have asked me five years
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ago,
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about the script of lioness i would have
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said man that's far-fetched right now i
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think damn that's it's about as it is
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hitting so close to reality so close to
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reality right now it's like it was
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predicting the future before it happened i
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mean the dude is good at what he
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does um
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I caught up on it last night, Julie,
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and I finally got to sit down and
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watch a little bit of TV before the
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game.
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Holy shit, dude.
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I will more than likely be able to
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get caught up at least a little bit
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or get caught up.
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I mean,
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we're still in season one as far as
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that goes,
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but at least get further along what we
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were probably Friday night.
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um because jameson's going to sleep at my
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mother-in-law's house um so that because
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me and jim's got a five k to
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run wednesday morning so we'll probably
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have a little bit of time where we
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can actually do adult type stuff and watch
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something that she's not allowed to watch
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so i'll probably get at least at least
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get closer to where everybody else is but
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get closer to real time at that point
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come that
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Retired Steve,
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it does feel like a real-time documentary.
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It is hitting so close to reality right
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now.
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Yeah.
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Dude.
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That's awesome.
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It's crazy.
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Oh my gosh, Tessa.
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Thank you so much.
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Right?
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Be mushy.
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I love that kind of mush.
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Not mad at that at all.
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Not mad at that at all.
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She says, not to be mushy, but Scott,
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your shows are my favorite in the space.
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Well, we love you all too,
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so we do.
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Thank you.
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Andrew Sten, it's like Tom Clancy.
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The government talked to him about the
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tech he wrote about in his books.
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He said, if they have this,
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then they probably have something better
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like this.
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Smart writers.
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My dad was a Tom Clancy nut.
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Every book, the minute it came out,
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sat down,
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plowed through it in like a day or
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two.
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He was very unlike me in the reading
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aspect of life.
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He didn't have beef with LeVar Burton.
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He did not.
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Him and LeVar Burton were like tight.
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And he would always say,
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you can't tell me this guy hasn't been
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inside the Pentagon.
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Walking around snooping as he goes because
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it's hitting way too close to home.
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But I think Andrew Stead actually hits it
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more on the tail.
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He did research.
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He talked to former Pentagon people and
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said, okay,
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if this is where we're at on this
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date,
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I'm betting technology and everything have
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advanced to this level by this date.
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Yeah.
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And just nailed it.
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educated smart educated guesses like
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predicting the future type stuff but based
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on reality not just you know we're gonna
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all have flying cars no we're not that's
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probably not gonna happen type deal but
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you can look at stuff and go okay
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from here you know from this point to
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this point we make this jump from this
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jump so if we have this right now
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then maybe in a couple years we'll
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probably have this like that's that's a
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much more logical way to look at stuff
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Do you ever watch Neil deGrasse Tyson?
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From time to time.
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There's occasionally where I'll start
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watching something and then I'm just in
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that mood to go down the rabbit hole
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of myth-busting all of movies and
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whatever.
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And I was watching one one time where
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the flying car thing came up.
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And he was like,
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it is so not able to happen because...
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The thrust propulsion,
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the downforce it would create on the
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people below to get a car up and
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moving would wipe out tens of thousands of
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people.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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There's a reason why there's only like a
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handful of aviation devices that can take
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off straight up and then... Right?
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Right.
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There's a, uh,
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I saw it the other day,
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somebody selling it's all electric.
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It's got four motors on it.
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It looks like a motorcycle,
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but it's a personal flying device.
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It's got a range of like.
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thirteen miles or something like that.
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So I was doing the math,
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looking at it straight from the house to
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the office type deal.
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Telling the wife, I was like, I mean,
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for, you know,
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one hundred eighty thousand dollars,
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I can just I don't even have to
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worry about traffic.
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I can just fly from here to there.
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But I like custom one off type deals
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and you can't.
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Here's the other thing about it,
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just from a practicality standpoint,
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say somebody breaks up open technology
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tomorrow.
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All of a sudden now,
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flying cars are relatively cheap.
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Let's call them affordable and highly
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doable type deal.
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If you think traffic is bad when people
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have four wheels on the ground and are
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riding around driving like this with their
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phone in their hand,
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not looking at what they're actually doing
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with four wheels on the ground,
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now you want to get them to fly?
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No.
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Just no.
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Vicky had it right.
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The only flying car that is possible is
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a DeLorean.
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Clearly.
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And it also goes back in.
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We know that from a documentary done in
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nineteen eighty five.
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We did.
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We absolutely did.
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Um, Steve says,
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I wouldn't want to be standing below a
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Harrier jet taking off.
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You don't want to just be standing below
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them.
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You don't want to be anywhere near them
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while they're taking off.
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Cause that shit doesn't just go straight
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down.
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It's going to go down and out everywhere
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around from it.
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No.
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Um,
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There's talk about like a wife that's in
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the medical field and that everything is
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not real.
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And then Shanna says, agreed,
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but I saw a resuscitation in an English
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show that was right on.
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I was so happy.
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That guy looked like he really needed
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resuscitated.
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And they did such a good job.
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It would look so realistic.
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Here's the thing is that what most people
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don't realize when you're watching
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somebody do something like that on a TV
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show, especially if it's not, you know,
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nine, uh,
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cops or something along those lines,
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whatever is that, uh,
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Real actual life-saving stuff.
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It might be exciting because it's
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happening, but generally speaking,
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it looks boring.
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You need to, you gotta,
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for lack of a better word,
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jazz it up to be able to put
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it on,
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to be able to put it on TV
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and make it look somewhat interesting.
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It's the lack of a better word because
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that is the best word.
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That is the best word, yeah.
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You can't be better than jazzy.
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That is just the best word ever.
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And you can use that word to get
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thirdsy at fifteen percent off.
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There it is.
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Just type it into the promo code area,
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get fifteen percent off or go to
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thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy.
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Get the same thing.
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And the new chocolate flavor is amazing.
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So go check that out.
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No, Ramirez, Jazzy does not count.
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yeah it's a whole different neither
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neither does jiggy neither does jizzy
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neither does any of those yeah jazzy it
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has to be jazzy to get your fifteen
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percent off yeah which i mean fifteen
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percent off is pretty jazzy from being
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honest here i mean i like the cat's
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pajamas but that doesn't get me fifteen
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percent off anything oh i've never
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actually seen a cat in pajamas
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Not that I said that Vicky's going to
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bring us a cat in pajamas, but whatever.
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It's fine.
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There it is.
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New chocolate flavor.
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Bam.
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Like a little hot chocolate before bed.
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Hey, Ramirez is messing around,
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but I still say the bee's knees on
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occasion.
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And it's usually like I'm specifically
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saying it on purpose.
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Like, oh, it was the bee's knees.
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Oh,
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I use cat's pajamas in the same context
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all the time.
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And I keep telling my wife I'm trying
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to bring it back from the nineteen
16:53
twenties.
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Single handedly.
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Just stop.
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It isn't going to happen.
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It's the cat's pajamas.
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Well,
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I just threw up in my mouth a
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little bit.
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Hot chocolate is my stripper name.
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Shouldn't it be caramel chocolate or hot
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caramel there, Ramirez?
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Although hot caramel sounds dangerous.
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Just throwing that.
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Or fried ice cream.
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Fried ice cream.
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There used to be,
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when I was in high school,
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there was a band of kids from my
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school that that's what their,
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the name of their band was,
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was Fried Ice Cream.
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But it was P-H-R-Y-E-D and then I and
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then scream.
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John George,
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I may have tried the code wax on,
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wax off, and it didn't work.
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Well, it will be.
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You got to give it time, dude.
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You got to give it time.
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We got to change the whole thing up.
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Stop trying to make fetch a thing.
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Yeah, that was my wife to me.
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That's fantastic.
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it used to be dark chocolate oh as
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you've gotten older now it's just milk
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chocolate just hot chocolate is that what
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it is there it is cat in pajamas
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cat's pajamas same hey different day I'm
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about to say same hey different day I
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like that there's no truer saying for me
18:22
today same hey different day same hey
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different day
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Oh, gosh.
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I went to the doctor this morning for
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my annual.
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Did you tell me you were exposed to
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a gas leak yesterday?
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I did not.
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I did not.
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Look, if any of my blood works off,
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sorry,
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but I was exposed to a gas leak
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yesterday.
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Not really my fault.
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So I hope Shannon doesn't take offense to
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this.
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She probably will.
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But what's wild to me now is like,
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you go in, you get your vitals,
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you have a conversation,
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they plug this stuff into a computer and
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it like actually spits out a risk
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assessment, a health risk assessment.
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So we're to the point now where
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It's like what the insurance companies do
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to find out how much they charge you
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for your life insurance.
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Now the doctor can say, well,
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we got your risk assessment down from
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eighteen percent to nine percent or
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whatever.
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Right.
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Cut in half, baby.
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Let's go.
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That's... So...
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Jeremy, I am not talking to you anymore.
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When the teams hit the field here in
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a couple weeks,
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I don't need to listen to your bullshit
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because it's all going to be proven on
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the field.
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I don't even need to talk about it
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anymore.
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There it is.
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So we're in a fantasy football league
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together.
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Jeremy has sent nine posts this morning
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about the Bears sucking.
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Because his team sucks so bad that he
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can't even pay attention to his own team.
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He's got to worry about my team and
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how bad they are.
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He's deflecting at this point.
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Yeah.
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That's outstanding.
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Wayne, yeah, great.
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AI actuaries.
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It's kind of what it's like.
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Yeah.
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But the good news is my risk assessment
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is dropping.
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And when my blood tests come back today,
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hopefully it goes down more.
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She's optimistic that I've dropped my risk
20:51
assessment from January to today by ten
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percent.
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This is a hard fact right here.
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Not surprised about this.
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Just another parameter put upon us to
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measure by insurance companies.
21:04
As soon as you said that,
21:04
like now that they're giving you, oh,
21:06
here's your risk assessment,
21:08
whatever that's supposed to mean, right?
21:12
I can elaborate.
21:13
Oh, please do.
21:15
So it's not just an overall risk
21:19
assessment,
21:19
but there's also risk assessments for
21:21
certain things.
21:23
So it's not just the insurance companies,
21:24
but it's the pharmaceutical companies.
21:26
Because if your risk assessment is high
21:29
in, say, cholesterol, they'll say, well,
21:32
because your risk assessment is above
21:34
this,
21:35
we need to get you on a statin.
21:36
Right?
21:38
Right.
21:41
Oh,
21:43
because your risk for diabetes is here.
21:45
We need to get you on metformin.
21:51
And I love my dog.
21:52
I really do.
21:53
She's awesome.
21:54
And if I say,
21:55
I don't want to be on a statin,
21:56
she'll be like, okay, well,
21:58
that exercise can work too.
22:00
And I'm like, yep, it can.
22:02
Thank goodness.
22:04
This, so.
22:06
when duane who is my actual primary care
22:09
physician who's also jennifer's first
22:10
cousin actually gets me in there to do
22:12
my yearly right and he'll get my blood
22:15
work back and he'll be like well you
22:17
know a little bit high and i'm like
22:21
duane you know me just as well as
22:23
just about anybody else says we work out
22:25
in the same gym five to six days
22:27
a week do you really think i give
22:29
a shit what that blood work says right
22:30
now honestly like i understand you're
22:33
doing your job i get that part of
22:34
it i said but
22:37
Am I fixing to die?
22:38
Does this blood work say I'm fixing to
22:39
pass out or I need to?
22:41
Well, no, but I'd like to see.
22:43
I don't give a shit about the numbers,
22:44
though.
22:45
I'm good.
22:47
Unless you found cancer somewhere growing
22:49
inside of my body that we need to
22:50
cut out,
22:51
we just going to keep on going like
22:52
we keep on going.
22:54
I take care of sick kids.
22:55
Thankfully,
22:56
I don't need to bother with this yet.
23:01
The study sponsored by Big Pharma has
23:03
confirmed its effectiveness.
23:06
The whole risk assessment thing,
23:08
it reminds me of any time now I
23:11
put my actual body weight into something
23:14
and they give me a BMI reading back
23:16
on it.
23:18
And they're like, oh, well,
23:19
you're five foot six and one hundred
23:20
eighty five pounds.
23:22
You're obese.
23:23
Am I?
23:25
Am I?
23:26
I really don't feel like I am.
23:28
Well, whether we like it or not,
23:29
genetics plays a role, too.
23:31
Oh,
23:31
they factor in genetics because they make
23:33
you now fill out a survey.
23:36
of your your family history in certain
23:39
diseases and all of that goes into the
23:42
overall risk assessment yeah i want to
23:49
guess who's paying for all those fancy
23:51
machines spent thirteen years in big
23:53
pharma that's your clue absolutely dude
23:58
I roll my eyes so hard every time
24:01
I'm watching regular TV because every five
24:04
minutes when they break commercial,
24:06
one commercial at every commercial break
24:08
is one from,
24:10
ask your doctor if metformin is right for
24:12
you.
24:12
Ask your doctor if whatever is right for
24:14
you.
24:16
Ask your doctor if getting off your ass
24:18
and going to the gym is right for
24:19
you.
24:20
That needs to be a commercial.
24:22
But you're leaving out the part where you
24:24
may get some swelling between your
24:26
genitals and anus.
24:29
Your teeth may all fall out and one
24:31
of your eyeballs might start bleeding,
24:33
but your risk of bad cholesterol might go
24:37
down as well.
24:38
Every single one of them, it seems like,
24:41
what is it?
24:43
Your risk of bleeding may increase.
24:47
Also, sudden death.
24:48
Dude,
24:49
I'm not taking anything that comes with an
24:51
increased risk of sudden death in an
24:55
effort to level out something else.
24:57
No, I'm good.
24:59
My wife gets so pissed off every time
25:01
the Jardians commercial comes on and it
25:03
says there may be swelling between the
25:05
genitals and anus.
25:07
She's like,
25:07
do I really need to know that?
25:08
I'm not taking it.
25:11
I don't need to know it right now.
25:13
If I'm prescribed it,
25:14
they can tell me when they give me
25:16
the drug that my anus may explode.
25:19
Yeah.
25:23
Oh, yeah.
25:24
Vicky.
25:27
The anti-depression drug may give you
25:28
suicidal thoughts.
25:29
Yeah, I never understood that one either.
25:32
I don't get that at all.
25:35
I about shit a brick when I saw
25:36
a drug advertisement directed at kids.
25:42
That would... Any drug can cause death,
25:46
technically.
25:48
I get that part, Shanna.
25:49
What bothers me is that they're trying to
25:53
sell you something.
25:58
That is so true.
26:01
It's a different type of swelling down
26:02
there.
26:02
They're trying to actually increase it.
26:05
Anyway, Shanna,
26:07
I understand that any drugs can cause
26:09
death technically.
26:09
Too much Tylenol could probably take you
26:14
out.
26:15
What I don't understand is that
26:18
they're trying to sell you something
26:19
that's going to make you feel better in
26:21
whatever way, whatever,
26:23
whatever that ends up being.
26:24
But then one of the side effects is
26:26
possible death.
26:27
Like, that's what I don't want to get.
26:28
Well, you know, you might die,
26:31
but you know,
26:31
your cholesterol levels are going to look
26:32
fantastic.
26:34
Fantastic.
26:35
Great.
26:35
I don't need that.
26:37
Flying motorcycles may increase your risk
26:39
of sudden death.
26:40
Yeah.
26:40
Yeah.
26:41
But that at least that's fun.
26:43
Yeah.
26:43
I'd be okay with dying like that.
26:46
Going out like, what's his name?
26:50
The superhero with the flaming skull.
26:53
That would be Ghost Rider.
26:54
Ghost Rider.
26:57
Ghost Rider, are we cleared?
27:01
Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.
27:04
As a non-American,
27:05
y'all have no idea how wild it is
27:07
to us that you got drugs advertised on
27:09
TV.
27:10
Oh, we know.
27:11
Yeah, believe me.
27:13
As an American,
27:14
I've been an American for forty nine years
27:16
now.
27:17
It is insane to me that they are
27:20
allowed to advertise for prescription
27:23
drugs on television.
27:25
That is that's an insane thing to me.
27:28
It's crazy.
27:33
um if it causes diarrhea most do there's
27:37
a reason it's not supposed to be there
27:38
and your body is protesting
27:47
I don't know how the hell we get
27:49
on these topics, but we always seem to.
27:51
Because we were talking about your...
27:54
My risk assessment.
27:55
Your risk assessment.
27:56
So in January,
27:58
before I had the sinus surgery and the
28:00
heart ablation and all that,
28:02
my risk assessment was at eighteen
28:03
percent.
28:05
And she's predicting it'll be more than
28:08
greater than ten percent down.
28:10
Sweet.
28:10
After the blood tests get back.
28:12
Blood pressure was one,
28:13
fifteen over seventy.
28:15
Resting heart rate was sixty.
28:16
Blood ox was ninety-eight.
28:19
I could start a medical show after I
28:22
rattled all that off.
28:24
This is your Playsdale Media Medical Hour.
28:27
I'll be on Chicago Med next week.
28:33
Scott's going to be on nine, one, one.
28:39
Shit.
28:40
I don't know.
28:40
Just pick one of the nine one ones.
28:43
Whichever one's closest to you.
28:46
Vellner needs another ablation.
28:48
I think I heard that.
28:50
I did not hear that.
28:51
I didn't hear that.
28:51
They do tell you when you get the
28:53
ablation.
28:54
There's no way they can tell what's
28:56
sending the missed signal.
28:57
So they're just guessing and hitting the
28:59
most prominent one that does.
29:03
And most times they're right.
29:06
it's just occasionally the wrong.
29:07
And sometimes they have to go back in
29:08
and try another one.
29:12
Cause it is a practice.
29:14
Yeah.
29:15
It's not a, it's not medical certainty.
29:18
It's medical practice.
29:19
Practice.
29:20
Yeah.
29:20
Guess we're going to practice.
29:22
Guess we're going to lab coat.
29:23
Gotta love it.
29:27
Oh man.
29:29
Seema, we never move on from work.
29:30
I know we've moved on from it,
29:32
but I hate Microsoft Authenticator so
29:34
much.
29:35
They've given me the same passcode for two
29:37
weeks,
29:37
and I have to sign it at least
29:39
ten to twenty times a day.
29:40
Shoot me.
29:41
My favorite part, Seema,
29:43
is that now my password has to be
29:48
half a novel.
29:51
And listen,
29:51
I've been typing since I was like twelve
29:53
years old,
29:54
but I am not the most accurate typer
29:56
in the world.
29:57
Backspace is my friend.
29:59
But when you have to type a novel
30:00
for your password, by the fifth attempt,
30:03
I am like hunting and pecking to make
30:05
sure that I spell the whole thing right.
30:10
Your password must be at least twelve
30:12
characters,
30:12
and it must not be any of your
30:14
previous passwords.
30:14
It has to include a special character and
30:17
a number and one capital letter.
30:22
Yep.
30:22
Ours has to be,
30:23
ours has to be twenty some characters long
30:26
now.
30:27
Jesus Christ.
30:28
Mine does not, thankfully.
30:30
And so like literally mine is a sentence
30:33
that I have come up with that I
30:34
have to type that sentence and it has
30:36
to be changed every forty five days or
30:40
something like that.
30:46
like to log into my computer and to
30:48
get into all of our systems that we
30:50
use over here it's not every forty five
30:53
days thankfully but it is like once a
30:56
quarter basically and I'll get a I'll log
30:59
in and my computer will be like your
31:01
password is expiring in fifteen days you
31:04
might want to change it alright cool I
31:07
guess I will um
31:13
So Mark got that from Boys Interrupted.
31:16
He had it on the background,
31:17
wasn't really paying attention.
31:18
Leto confirms that that's what she
31:20
understood, too,
31:21
from the wild data that the heart rate
31:22
monitor at the game showed,
31:25
that he needs another one.
31:28
Barry, if I could go passwordless, I mean,
31:31
my phone is all my face.
31:33
Everything is my face.
31:35
Mine, too.
31:36
I don't know why my work can't get
31:38
on board with that.
31:38
We have to be on camera for meetings.
31:40
Just I'll turn the camera on.
31:43
Hey guys, it's me again.
31:47
Steve, I never used Scott one, two, three.
31:49
Mine was password one, one, one, one.
31:56
What's your password?
31:57
It's password one.
31:59
What is it now?
32:00
It's password one, two.
32:03
The old...
32:04
Our old password for the iPad we no
32:07
longer use at the gym was two, four,
32:09
six, eight, ten.
32:10
Which I thought was...
32:13
What's amazing is your iPad had a ten
32:15
button.
32:15
I've never heard of that one before.
32:17
Well, it was on there.
32:20
I guess you can call it two, four,
32:21
six, eight, one, zero.
32:22
But... That's what it was.
32:25
No,
32:26
I thought it was so clever because that
32:27
was the only thing we used it for
32:28
was to turn music on,
32:29
like to play Spotify through it.
32:32
And it was...
32:33
I was like, man,
32:34
that's really easy to remember.
32:36
That was super cool.
32:38
Might as well have a novel for a
32:39
passcode.
32:39
I know, Shanna,
32:41
and I'm trying to quit reading,
32:42
but nobody is letting me.
32:45
It's a shame.
32:45
It's a shame.
32:45
It's a crying shame.
32:51
Barry, my company is the state of Ohio,
32:54
and they are twenty five years behind in
32:57
technology.
33:01
The state of Louisiana would like to have
33:03
a word.
33:04
Hexy lover, for the umpteenth time,
33:08
Corey's background is not backwards.
33:10
You have to have a setting on your
33:12
computer that has flipped it.
33:14
A hundred percent.
33:16
I made sure the first time I ever
33:17
logged on here and was getting all my
33:20
shit situated was that everything was on
33:22
the correct side of where I expected it
33:24
to be.
33:24
Because when you first log on,
33:26
a lot of times it is reversed and
33:27
I unreversed it so that I didn't,
33:30
because it was driving me nuts.
33:32
Looking at it and going,
33:32
that's not where that is.
33:33
This is where this is.
33:35
This is my left hand.
33:36
That is on the left side.
33:37
It's amazing how that works.
33:39
John George,
33:40
what makes you think we taught CrossFit on
33:42
this show?
33:43
Yeah, this isn't really...
33:44
It's not really what we do.
33:48
Honestly, I didn't even... I had no...
33:50
I actually didn't see J.R.
33:51
and Seth on Coffee Pods and Wads.
33:53
I do believe that J.R.
33:54
crushed the programming for Waterpalooza.
33:57
I have no doubt in my mind about
33:58
that.
33:58
That dude knows what he's doing, but...
34:00
I believe that.
34:02
Here's my problem, John.
34:04
I'm a fan of CrossFit.
34:05
I don't need to know why it's programmed.
34:08
I just want to watch and see them
34:10
do shit.
34:11
Now,
34:12
I have to talk programming sometimes
34:13
because Jamie and Carolyn talk about it.
34:15
Sometimes Corey talks about it because
34:17
they have to do the event.
34:19
I don't have to do it if I
34:19
don't want to.
34:21
And I just watch.
34:22
So programming isn't like high on my list
34:26
of things to watch.
34:28
It's up there with books and reading.
34:32
um but you know i get it i
34:36
i saw some clips from it i think
34:38
they articulated what the reasoning behind
34:41
it all was um but i i did
34:46
not tune in for the whole thing i
34:49
like peter's stuff i tune into him all
34:51
the time but i don't tune in for
34:53
like programming shows very often i catch
34:56
as many of peter's lives live things as
34:58
i can um
35:02
But yeah, it's a hit or miss basis.
35:05
I mean,
35:05
I got notifications turned on for him.
35:07
So if I can catch it, I do.
35:09
If not, I miss it.
35:11
And I'm not one to go back and
35:12
watch live shows, generally speaking.
35:18
Well,
35:18
I can tell you it's going to be
35:19
a fun watch.
35:21
That's all I need to know.
35:22
Yeah, I have no problem believing it.
35:26
I'll look at the programming when I'm like
35:27
trying to make my picks,
35:29
like to see who's good at what.
35:31
And then, you know,
35:33
but I don't like my, my,
35:36
my mind can't,
35:39
can't comprehend half the shit.
35:45
Scott's not a programming nerd.
35:47
That's fine.
35:48
Not a big deal.
35:52
Sten is saying your shirts read backwards.
35:54
They look fine to me.
35:57
Yeah, that says Bunce.
35:59
And the other one says Emom Company and
36:01
they are reading left to right on my
36:03
screen.
36:05
No idea.
36:12
I spend a lot of time in a
36:13
car,
36:14
so I have a full time once I've
36:18
burned through all your stuff.
36:22
Okay.
36:23
Well,
36:24
I'm assuming you're in a car now trying
36:26
to type and drive or to speak in
36:28
text.
36:29
Well, he just,
36:30
I think he needs to get,
36:31
he's got a whole lot of time once
36:32
he's burned through all of our stuff.
36:34
He just going to go ahead and listen
36:35
to whatever else he can find.
36:41
Uh, so I,
36:43
I see it's being brought up here.
36:45
I have it on my list.
36:46
We lost two masters athletes, um,
36:50
this week, uh,
36:52
linda elston uh lost her battle with
36:55
cancer earlier in the week um i believe
36:58
she competed against shanna at the games
37:01
on several occasions um linda was a
37:05
nine-time crossfit games athlete who last
37:10
competed in i believe if i looked correct
37:15
um
37:16
great woman great athlete great ambassador
37:20
for the sport uh and we lost her
37:22
earlier in the week we talked about it
37:23
on tuesday night a little bit and then
37:26
it came out this morning that jason bowers
37:29
uh passed away within the last twenty four
37:31
hours or it was monday monday yeah it
37:34
was monday um
37:36
Jason was a friend.
37:38
He will be thoroughly missed if you're on
37:40
Instagram at all following any of the
37:42
competitions that he was at,
37:43
which was most of the ones that he
37:45
could qualify for.
37:47
He was in my age group.
37:49
He was one of the kindest,
37:51
most genuine people I've ever had the
37:53
opportunity to meet,
37:53
and we only actually met a handful of
37:56
times in person.
37:59
Sucks, dude.
38:01
i was not okay yesterday when i heard
38:03
and i had talked to a couple different
38:04
people about it and uh praying for him
38:07
and his his entire family uh shanna yes
38:12
several times she had to pull out of
38:13
her tenth games because of cancer that
38:16
sucks um yeah uh condolences and respect
38:27
to metcon rush on the tribute
38:31
Yeah,
38:31
lots of people doing tributes to both of
38:33
these athletes, and they both deserve it.
38:35
Absolutely.
38:37
So, yeah.
38:41
Yeah, they both, you can tell,
38:43
had lots of friends in the space.
38:46
Yeah, dude.
38:47
The other lady, obviously, I did not know,
38:50
but I can speak from experience that Jason
38:53
was a good dude.
38:54
um and he is he's somebody i looked
38:56
for on every online qualifier that i've
38:59
done because he's your age the age right
39:03
and he did a lot of them man
39:05
love competing so he was
39:08
He was at legends last year.
39:10
And I remember, um, or dude,
39:12
and he got, his plane was delayed,
39:14
like some ridiculous amount of time to
39:17
where he barely just made it in time
39:18
for the first event.
39:19
If I remember right.
39:21
And, uh, he was super pumped though,
39:23
still,
39:23
because it was his first time actually
39:24
qualifying for it.
39:25
Um, which was pretty awesome.
39:28
And then he was at, uh,
39:29
semifinals with me in Birmingham this
39:31
year.
39:33
Uh, uh,
39:34
and just again super grateful super
39:37
excited to be there you know and leaving
39:40
everything he had on the floor which is
39:41
what he did that's what i love about
39:44
our community we are off family linda was
39:46
the kindest competitor i knew and nobody
39:49
exemplifies that community like the
39:50
masters and i know that
39:53
That we talk about them a lot on
39:55
here.
39:55
That's why I love hanging out at the
39:57
Masters competitions.
39:59
Because it is like a big family.
40:02
It's like a family reunion every time you
40:04
go to a major competition.
40:06
And that's why it pisses me off when
40:08
those competitions are treated like shit.
40:10
Yeah.
40:15
But I do have one more little mini
40:17
riff to talk about.
40:22
And that is that
40:25
CrossFit HQ had an affiliate gathering and
40:31
they gave a presentation using PowerPoint.
40:37
I'm sorry, what?
40:39
You say PowerPoint?
40:41
Yes.
40:43
I believe the barbell spin got copies of
40:46
the PowerPoint.
40:48
What year are we in?
40:51
My point exactly.
40:53
When was the last time that PowerPoint was
40:55
a relevant presentation tool?
40:58
Actually that people actually,
41:03
actually care about,
41:07
but I'm just throwing out a number,
41:09
but that's probably because I remember
41:11
like, Oh,
41:12
I'm putting together a PowerPoint
41:13
presentation for my class at college.
41:19
This is a fitness company.
41:23
that have some of the most jacked bodies
41:27
in the space.
41:29
They are making people healthy.
41:32
There are thousands of people who have
41:34
lost significant amount of weight in the
41:38
hundreds.
41:40
And you resort to words on a PowerPoint
41:45
to give your presentation.
41:47
Did they have the slide slide in over
41:50
the next one and then kind of expand?
41:53
I was not privy to being at the
41:55
affiliate gathering to see the PowerPoint.
42:00
But the only thing, like, oh my God,
42:05
if I was there,
42:06
the only thing that even irks me more
42:08
is when you go and someone pulls up
42:10
a PowerPoint and then they read the slide
42:12
to you.
42:20
Oh, yes, Barry.
42:22
He used Clippy from MS Office.
42:29
Clippy helped him get it done.
42:32
Good night.
42:34
It wouldn't surprise me.
42:36
PowerPoint, dude.
42:37
Oh, my word.
42:38
So when I was the training lead for
42:41
our state and I had a team of
42:44
trainers, if they used PowerPoint,
42:47
I gave them a maximum number of words
42:49
they were even allowed to put on the
42:51
screen.
42:52
I wanted pictures.
42:53
I wanted just like a quote or a
42:55
statement.
42:56
And then you talk to the people.
42:58
Yeah.
42:59
Right?
43:01
The reason I hate PowerPoint is because
43:03
everybody writes a novel on it that nobody
43:05
can read from the back row anyway.
43:07
And then you stand up there with your
43:09
back to the audience and read it.
43:12
Yeah.
43:13
It'd be like if I did a show
43:13
like this.
43:19
Well,
43:19
I think you just fixed Hexy Lover's
43:21
problem.
43:25
Good night, dude.
43:26
Like, I just...
43:31
It reminds me of like every safety
43:33
training video I ever saw when I worked
43:35
construction because those were put
43:36
together by PowerPoint and then put onto a
43:38
VHS tape,
43:40
which we then watched in somebody's safety
43:43
room, right?
43:46
And there's probably some guy standing
43:48
there and he's talking like this.
43:50
And then all of a sudden a slide
43:52
comes across the screen and
43:58
Right.
43:59
I think they used Windows XP.
44:01
They did.
44:01
I was going to say ninety-five.
44:06
Windows ninety-five, baby.
44:07
First PC I ever had had Windows
44:09
ninety-five on it,
44:10
and I thought I was hot shit.
44:12
You hear me?
44:14
Oh, no, no.
44:14
We got Windows ninety-five.
44:16
This ain't no four-eight-six SX.
44:17
What are you, out of your mind?
44:20
They need...
44:23
They need to take a Toastmasters class.
44:30
Wow, VHS throwback.
44:32
Yep.
44:33
That's what Corey will do for you.
44:35
He'll take you all the way back.
44:37
Hey, bro, just saying.
44:42
Hey, the XP is king,
44:44
and they're Green Hill wallpaper.
44:50
Oh,
44:51
out here playing Minesweeper that people
44:53
still don't know how to play.
44:54
It's fine.
44:55
Barry still plays Ski Free.
44:58
That was actually a fun game.
45:00
Ski Free, Minesweeper.
45:02
And if you were really lucky,
45:03
you got the pinball name on it where
45:09
you had to like...
45:12
Make sure you're actually touching it.
45:14
Duck Hunt wasn't on Windows XP, Fergie.
45:18
No.
45:18
Fergie's got his shit all.
45:20
Fergie's still looking for the Commodore .
45:23
Let's be honest.
45:24
Right.
45:25
He's just found out how to code to
45:28
repeat his name down the screen endlessly.
45:33
I'm going to write this thing down for
45:34
like three and a half hours on this.
45:38
Basically a keyboard that I hooked up to
45:39
my grandma's TV.
45:40
And then it's going to show a countdown.
45:43
It's going to go around a server.
45:44
It's going to change color every time it
45:46
goes around and it's going to count down
45:47
and go boom.
45:49
Barry says three D pinball space cadet.
45:52
Yes.
45:53
Yes.
45:54
He Barry knows.
45:55
Yeah.
45:58
Fergie had to load his punch cards to
46:00
start a program.
46:07
That is good.
46:11
Here you go.
46:11
What do you mean?
46:12
You don't just randomly click squares on
46:14
my speaker.
46:15
I did my wife.
46:19
Oh my God, dude.
46:21
Every night she sits there with her iPad
46:23
and she plays solitaire.
46:25
Now, she doesn't play the game.
46:27
She has like a little, one of those,
46:29
the pens that have the soft end on
46:31
them.
46:31
Yeah, a stylus.
46:34
Stylus, yeah.
46:36
She is essentially just playing
46:37
whack-a-mole.
46:38
Yeah, absolutely.
46:39
Because she's just going column to column,
46:42
hitting the cards,
46:43
because it'll sort them for you if you
46:45
just hit them all.
46:46
Yeah.
46:47
Yeah.
46:48
i'm like you're not even playing solitary
46:50
you're playing whack-a-mole shut up just
46:53
let me do my thing oh it's fine
46:59
it's absolutely fine uh i have some three
47:04
and a half floppies with pictures on them
47:06
each one holds eight feet let me ask
47:10
you this one if you got a floppy
47:12
disk
47:14
What do you hook it up to?
47:16
Because there's not a computer in
47:18
existence right now outside of maybe
47:20
somewhere in rural Idaho that could
47:22
actually still has a floppy disk
47:24
attachment on it.
47:25
Unless you've got like some sort of shit
47:27
you've been just keeping,
47:28
keeping maintained for the past thirty
47:30
years.
47:32
i was gonna i was gonna say i
47:33
used to play a game called like super
47:35
bowl sunday where it was on like commodore
47:39
you would call a play and then you
47:41
didn't even run the people like you just
47:43
called the play and then it would go
47:45
but it took like fifteen discs to load
47:49
oh yeah at the time you got it
47:51
loaded up you're like i'm exhausted yeah
47:54
i'm not even if i can play now
47:56
Well,
47:56
because there's nothing you can do in the
47:58
meantime.
47:58
You load it, and you're like,
48:00
I guess I'm going to go make a
48:01
sandwich because this is going to be a
48:02
while.
48:03
Come back later.
48:04
All right, I guess that one's loaded.
48:06
Now load disc three.
48:07
Okay, I guess I'm loading disc three.
48:10
No, I'm one hundred percent.
48:11
I feel that all night.
48:15
Fergie learned to play Wii Tennis from the
48:16
recliner.
48:17
Drove his daughters crazy.
48:19
Bro.
48:22
Whack on whack-a-mole.
48:23
Ooh.
48:25
I like that.
48:29
floppy disk was the name of my punk
48:30
band ladies and gentlemen we are floppy
48:34
disk
48:37
Are we?
48:39
Are we?
48:41
Well,
48:43
I think the S is in the wrong
48:45
place.
48:46
Probably.
48:48
Probably so.
48:49
Probably so.
48:50
If you're a punk band,
48:52
there's probably a better chance you're
48:53
floppy dicks than you are floppy disc.
48:57
And I said that fast for a reason.
48:59
Yes.
49:00
Got it.
49:00
Got it.
49:01
No, you still burn CDs.
49:04
Standy.
49:07
where do you play them my car still
49:10
has a cd player my jeep has a
49:11
cd player i have the one cd that
49:13
i own in it it's been in it
49:17
since i bought it since i bought the
49:18
jeep because up until not that long ago
49:23
i still had my old uh my cd
49:26
case with like all my mixed cds in
49:27
it and whatnot but i'm pretty sure my
49:30
wife threw it away because i can't find
49:31
it anymore
49:36
Eight pictures on a floppy disk and having
49:37
to record the same song nine times on
49:39
a cassette in order to listen to it
49:41
on repeat near Walkman.
49:44
Bet.
49:47
It's not my, actually, Steve,
49:49
it's not my mix CD,
49:51
but it is one of my friends,
49:52
one of my DJ friends' mix CD from
49:54
like probably two thousand and thirteen.
50:01
Well, two thousand thirteen,
50:03
somewhere along those lines.
50:06
What was lost with losing the Walkman and
50:09
cassettes was the mixtape.
50:10
Yeah, absolutely.
50:11
The mixtape.
50:12
Mixed CD,
50:13
like you just put the songs together,
50:15
burn, right?
50:16
Yeah.
50:16
Mixtape took thought, took timing.
50:19
Time and effort.
50:21
Getting that transition between the songs,
50:24
maybe put that pencil in,
50:25
twist it a little bit to get a
50:27
space between the songs, right?
50:30
and um depending on what year you were
50:32
actually making the mix cd not getting the
50:35
dj's voice in it because you had to
50:36
record it off the radio to begin with
50:40
shut up dude you're talking over the best
50:42
part song yeah
50:49
My truck has a cassette player.
50:51
Jesus Christ.
50:53
Okay,
50:53
so go ahead and get that because as
50:56
soon as you do that.
50:57
I had a Discman when I would go
50:58
to the gym and it looked like I
50:59
was testing for radiation.
51:04
that is fantastic um let me go back
51:07
up because this is actually from viking
51:09
here we go where is it at uh
51:12
vicky said you know you mean you want
51:12
to take a battery-powered boom box in the
51:14
car and put it in the passenger seat
51:16
so fun fact there vicky miss miss producer
51:20
lady doc there is that my first ever
51:23
vehicle i ever owned was a nineteen ninety
51:25
two nissan hard body pickup truck
51:28
Single cab, five speed.
51:29
When I tell you it had no options,
51:31
like roll down windows,
51:33
it's a five speed and didn't have a
51:35
tack on it.
51:36
So you just kind of shifted whenever you
51:37
felt the need.
51:38
And no radio.
51:39
There's a spot where the radio went,
51:41
right?
51:42
Well,
51:42
I didn't have a radio when I first
51:43
got it.
51:43
I didn't have money.
51:44
I was a kid.
51:45
But I did have a boom box in
51:47
my room.
51:48
So I took the cover off of the
51:51
back of the speakers,
51:53
set those onto the floor behind the seats.
51:56
That's the only place they would fit.
51:57
And I took the actual center part of
52:00
my boom box and set it right there
52:02
next to me on the bench seat.
52:04
And that was my radio for the longest
52:07
time.
52:07
And I just bought a lot of D
52:09
batteries because there was nowhere to
52:12
hook.
52:13
Like you couldn't,
52:14
You know what I'm saying?
52:15
Like there was no, uh,
52:17
like power converter you could buy back
52:19
then to like be able to plug it
52:20
into anything.
52:21
So I just ran off of batteries.
52:23
And if I'm having to run off right
52:24
now,
52:25
run out of batteries on the way to
52:26
school one morning.
52:27
Well, I guess that's what I was,
52:29
I was done with a bunch of bums.
52:33
There it is.
52:34
That's what we call ourselves now in our
52:36
group chat.
52:37
Makes sense.
52:38
Bunch of bums.
52:40
Um,
52:42
I used to go for runs with a
52:43
Discman in my fanny pack.
52:45
There's just a whole lot to unpack there,
52:47
Meredith.
52:50
A whole lot.
52:52
If you went for a run with a
52:54
Discman, God bless you,
52:56
because even with anti-skip on,
52:58
you wouldn't have any problems.
53:01
Yeah.
53:01
You were getting the dance remix for sure.
53:04
Whether if you wanted it or not.
53:05
Yeah.
53:07
Yeah, see, like, Lito knows.
53:10
Boom.
53:11
I never claimed to be cool.
53:13
I never claimed to be a role model.
53:17
Same, Mark.
53:18
I couldn't mow grass without my Discman
53:19
skipping.
53:22
I know.
53:24
Like,
53:24
I had to tape down my Discman in
53:26
the car just so it wouldn't skip.
53:28
Oh, yeah.
53:29
Absolutely.
53:30
Look, Mark said it must be nice.
53:32
I had a .
53:32
Mark, I had a great uncle.
53:36
had a who had an old beetle i
53:38
don't know what year it was i just
53:39
remember that he had it forever all my
53:44
they all work construction they all work
53:45
you know chemical plants and whatnot and
53:47
to prevent anybody from riding with him he
53:49
took the passenger seat out of it and
53:51
just drove to work by himself to prevent
53:53
anybody from even asking to ride with him
53:55
he was like nah i'm not even dealing
53:57
with that i'm just gonna take the seat
53:58
out of this bad boy if anybody wants
54:00
to ride and be like i mean you
54:01
can ride dog but
54:03
Ain't nowhere for you to sit,
54:04
so you're just going to have to sit
54:05
on the floor and call it good.
54:08
The best thing about those old Beetles,
54:10
and my mom had like three of them,
54:11
she swore they were the greatest car ever
54:13
made,
54:14
but the best part about them is when
54:15
they broke down,
54:16
they were easy to push off the road.
54:18
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
54:20
That was a solo job.
54:23
Light, rolls real easy,
54:25
all the way to the back anyway,
54:26
so you got to get it going and
54:28
it'd go right on off.
54:30
Yeah.
54:32
All right, man.
54:34
I got to get back to work.
54:36
Yeah, I got to go eat.
54:38
Fun show today.
54:39
Hope everybody had a good time.
54:42
So go upstairs.
54:45
Going to listen to some Casey Kasem.
54:47
Dude.
54:50
Not Casey Kasem.
54:52
Oh, Rick Dees.
54:54
No, Rick Dees is back on the radio.
54:58
No.
55:01
So I listen to my favorite morning show
55:03
every morning.
55:04
It's on iHeartRadio, right?
55:06
And you listen to iHeartRadio,
55:07
you'll get local commercials and you'll
55:09
get iHeartRadio commercials.
55:11
And apparently Rick Dees is on
55:13
iHeartRadio.
55:18
He's seventy six.
55:19
Just looked it up.
55:22
Does that make sense?
55:23
Is he trying to take over the mantle
55:25
of the world's oldest teenager from Dick
55:26
Clark?
55:31
uh yes rig these is back on the
55:34
radio i don't know i think we talked
55:35
yesterday about like sometimes something's
55:37
so good you you don't want to bring
55:39
it back like the terry tate commercial
55:42
that's what we talked about yesterday yes
55:43
it gets so good any kind of remix
55:45
of that would taint it i want solid
55:49
gold rick d's yes
55:52
I don't want today's Rick D's.
55:54
No, no.
55:57
So his voice still sounds the same,
55:58
but it also sounds like he's as old
56:01
as you see as he actually is.
56:02
Does that make sense?
56:03
Like it's still that deep kind of
56:06
whatever.
56:07
But it also sounds like he's seventy six
56:08
years old because he is seventy six years
56:10
old.
56:11
I just I heard the other day and
56:13
I was like, oh, shit, I mean,
56:14
I tell you, I forgot.
56:15
And you just said radio stuff.
56:17
So I need to do that.
56:22
Adam Schefter just reported Sam Darnold
56:24
will miss next week for sure.
56:28
Oh,
56:29
while we're talking about sports right
56:30
quick,
56:31
did you see that the SEC meeting that's
56:35
supposed to take place today is no longer
56:36
going to be discussing whether or not to
56:37
kick LSU out of the SEC?
56:42
Because they want a shot at the national
56:43
championship.
56:45
They went ahead and just was like,
56:47
you know what?
56:47
We're heading in this one direction,
56:48
but we should probably turn around.
56:50
It just went a hundred eighty degrees in
56:52
the other way.
56:54
Is Mark Phillips talking about my buddy?
56:57
Yes.
56:58
Came back as Chucky.
56:59
He ain't wrong.
57:07
If you watch old episodes of Dance Party
57:09
USA,
57:10
you'll be amazed our generation
57:12
reproduced.
57:20
uh that's fantastic perky's got a point
57:24
and uh i saw it someone said they
57:27
had drake may last night in the fantasy
57:29
leg um i think sam donald only playing
57:31
five plays got more points because drake
57:33
may got all the negative points with with
57:35
the interceptions
57:38
I see.
57:40
Yeah, that's probably not accurate.
57:43
That is unfortunate.
57:44
That's my twenty five percent that I'm
57:46
allowed to be off, give or take.
57:49
That is unfortunate, as it turns out.
57:51
But three interceptions in one game.
57:55
Sorry about the Patriots.
57:57
I it makes me so sad that they
57:59
lost last night.
58:01
It doesn't make me sad at all.
58:02
That's what I'm, again, sarcasm.
58:06
Sarcasm.
58:07
It's the eleventh general physical skill
58:08
at our gym.
58:09
I don't know if you know that or
58:10
not.
58:10
That's what we claim it to be anyway.
58:13
There's a ten general physical skills that
58:16
CrossFit puts out, but the eleventh one,
58:18
honestly, is sarcasm.
58:20
This is Jeremy's way of preparing for our
58:22
Ye Sports show every Tuesday night at six
58:24
p.m.
58:24
Eastern time.
58:26
Yay, sports.
58:27
I don't know if you noticed that, Jeremy,
58:29
but today's Thursday.
58:30
You're a little ahead of the game there,
58:31
brother.
58:33
Dude, you got to prepare all week.
58:34
It's a weekly show.
58:36
You don't just talk about stuff that
58:37
happened that day.
58:39
Maybe you don't.
58:45
Dude, I just live sports,
58:47
so it's not – I don't prepare.
58:49
I just live.
58:50
Look,
58:51
I am actually planning on – I got
58:53
to see what time they actually play,
58:54
but I might actually try to watch the
58:56
Saints this weekend.
59:01
I can't even comprehend that.
59:04
I do not miss Bears games.
59:06
I just don't.
59:07
There's nothing in this world that would
59:10
stop me from...
59:13
If my wife got hurt and we had
59:14
to go to the hospital,
59:15
it would be on my phone on the
59:17
way to the ER.
59:20
There's just too many ways to watch now.
59:24
I get that to a degree,
59:25
and we're like that about LSU games,
59:27
but it's been so long, dude.
59:29
Like, I got to get back into it.
59:32
I love them.
59:33
I hope they win.
59:33
I really do, every single week.
59:35
Same thing with Manchester United.
59:37
There was a point in my life where
59:38
I did not miss a single game, but,
59:40
like,
59:40
I just got other shit priorities going on,
59:43
especially on Sundays, dude.
59:44
Like,
59:44
my Sundays are busy nine times out of
59:46
ten.
59:51
Church in the morning, football all day.
59:53
church in the morning meal prep uh might
59:57
may or may not have to cut the
59:58
grass probably gonna go work out like i
1:00:00
got a whole bunch of other shit going
1:00:01
on so dude i need highlights you can't
1:00:04
you can watch this game on your phone
1:00:07
it can go to the kitchen with you
1:00:08
and you're meal prepping actually my my
1:00:11
kitchen is actually in my living room
1:00:12
where the tv is because it's literally
1:00:16
look i could be cooking
1:00:19
And if I turn this way,
1:00:21
there's a TV.
1:00:23
Sixty-five inches worth.
1:00:24
All right.
1:00:28
But I'm sick.
1:00:29
I have two TVs in my living room,
1:00:31
so I can watch two sports at the
1:00:32
same time.
1:00:33
It is a different thing.
1:00:34
But with that,
1:00:36
I'm going to head out of here.
1:00:37
You guys have a great day.
1:00:38
Don't forget to get your thirdsy.
1:00:39
Don't forget to order your t-shirts if you
1:00:41
want.
1:00:43
We'll show the thing tomorrow.
1:00:45
But Vicki, take us out.
1:00:46
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
1:00:48
room to jazz me up.
1:00:50
I'm already jazzy.
1:01:10
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
1:01:12
we cover it all.
1:01:15
Midday motivation every time we press
1:01:17
call.
1:01:19
Lunch with the Clydesdale,
1:01:20
cowboy in the heat.
1:01:21
CrossFit movies, music on repeat.