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What does Temporary Mean? · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:04
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:07
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
• 0:10
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:15
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:17
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:21
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:26
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:29
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:31
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna come.
• 0:33
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 299 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I'm Jeffrey.
• 0:39
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
• 0:40
  Testecleese: And we're just you guys drinking some beers, talking what's going on.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: We've, almost gone to 300 episodes.
• 0:49
  Brian McFadden: Yep. Next week.
• 0:51
  Testecleese: in this run, how many times have we started over, and… you know what I mean? Let's change it completely.
• 0:59
  Testecleese: Never really completely, though, it's still the same basic idea.
• 1:04
  Testecleese: Alright, well, I mean… Some of this Epstein stuff got released, tens of thousands of files, I guess.
• 1:13
  Testecleese: I'm not gonna sit there and read all this stuff, are you?
• 1:15
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'll wait for someone else to read it and tell me what it says.
• 1:20
  Testecleese: I guess a bunch of stuff still hasn't been released. I don't know.
• 1:26
  Testecleese: So, I mean, I guess we'll see what comes out, and probably nothing of use to any of us, but…
• 1:30
  Testecleese: All we've done is gone and opened up a possible investigation that was occurring.
• 1:36
  Testecleese: But when they released that… remember when they released that video footage of the day… of the night he died?
• 1:44
  Testecleese: And everyone immediately pointed out there's, like, a missing minute just cut out.
• 1:50
  Testecleese: I guess they released that one-minute video, which…
• 1:55
  Testecleese: If they had the whole time, what was the issue, right?
• 1:58
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, I thought this was weird, you sent it over, I was like, oh, interesting how they found that one-minute gap. It's almost like they left it there just to get people freaking out when it,
• 2:09
  Testecleese: Theorizing about conspiracies, you know?
• 2:15
  Testecleese: Alright, apparently, I didn't realize this, but some guy did a Freedom of Information request concerning the Trump case, in…
• 2:23
  Testecleese: Was it New York, whatever? No, Georgia, right?
• 2:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, Fannie Willis, Fannie Willis.
• 2:30
  Testecleese: I didn't realize that even happened, and I guess she's dragging her feet and lost all the files?
• 2:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:36
  Brian McFadden: She's refusing to turn them over.
• 2:39
  Testecleese: That sounds like a crime, is it?
• 2:47
  Testecleese: I mean, I have no idea what the penalty for it is, but… You're not… you're not helping…
• 2:51
  Testecleese: people believe you when you, you know what I mean? You're like, no, you can't look at what actually happens.
• 2:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:59
  Testecleese: And it looks like, that alligator Alcatraz thing, where it was getting shut down by a judge, an appeals court at least temporarily blocked this.
• 3:10
  Testecleese: I don't see the issue, honestly, like, why would they…
• 3:13
  Testecleese: say you have to shut it down. It was all within legal requirements.
• 3:20
  Brian McFadden: Well, they didn't do all the proper… Federal re…
• 3:28
  Brian McFadden: permits and things like that. They let the state handle it, so…
• 3:34
  Testecleese: Well, then, in that case, it should at least be able to be used as a,
• 3:38
  Testecleese: Floridian prison, you know what I mean?
• 3:40
  Brian McFadden: Right. And I think that's what it's being used for, but…
• 3:44
  Brian McFadden: the federal government is paying Florida to use it, so…
• 3:49
  Testecleese: Alright. Kind of like leasing out space.
• 3:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, like El Salvador.
• 3:54
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 3:55
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 3:57
  Testecleese: Garcia, yeah, that's right, that's his name, right? Garcia, Kilmar Breggo, Garcia.
• 4:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:04
  Testecleese: They're talking about deporting them to some country I've never heard of now.
• 4:07
  Brian McFadden: Uganda.
• 4:09
  Testecleese: No, since then, they've come up with another one that I saw today. You know what, maybe it was Uganda, maybe it was a city in Uganda, because it was something weird, I was like, I had no idea even how to pretend to pronounce that, you know?
• 4:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 4:21
  Testecleese: So, for all I know, it was a Ugandan city.
• 4:25
  Testecleese: I said, Trump's no tax on overtime thing has kicked in.
• 4:29
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 4:30
  Brian McFadden: No tax on tips.
• 4:33
  Testecleese: Yes, both of them, but neither one of them are as straightforward as…
• 4:39
  Testecleese: it would sound, you know what I mean?
• 4:42
  Brian McFadden: No, of course not, it's federal law.
• 4:45
  Testecleese: But, like, no tax on tips is up to, like, $10,000 or something.
• 4:49
  Brian McFadden: Thought it was 20.
• 4:50
  Testecleese: Maybe it is 20, I'm sorry.
• 4:52
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, if anyone wants to throw some cash at our show, you can find us.
• 4:57
  Brian McFadden: Yes, and we are tax-free for that first amount, because we are content creators and podcasters.
• 5:03
  Testecleese: Yes, and you… exactly.
• 5:04
  Brian McFadden: Fall into the categories.
• 5:08
  Testecleese: Like, share, and subscribe, too. Sharing is very important, because that's how other people see this stuff.
• 5:16
  Testecleese: Alright, anyway, and the overtime…
• 5:20
  Testecleese: It's weird, because it's only, like, if you're getting time and a half overtime, you're only getting no income tax taken out of the and a half.
• 5:27
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 5:28
  Testecleese: So you're still getting taxed for your normal hours that you work, just not at the increased pay rate of time and app, or double time?
• 5:34
  Testecleese: Which I'm like, oh, alright. I mean, technically you didn't lie to me, but that is not what I thought you meant when you said no tax on overtime.
• 5:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:46
  Testecleese: But, I mean, it's still better than it was, you know?
• 5:50
  Testecleese: Now I don't… I can go back to using my debit card to tip when I tip people, because I was always doing it cash so they could lie on their taxes.
• 6:00
  Testecleese: Now, if you got 20K in tips, then, yeah, go ahead, pay some taxes.
• 6:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:07
  Testecleese: Alright, Jerry Durant. I know you're not a huge baseball fan, but you're familiar with the sport.
• 6:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:14
  Testecleese: Hit an inside-the-pock home run in Boston.
• 6:18
  Testecleese: He hit it out into the, the triangle in center field, left center-ish.
• 6:23
  Testecleese: And went right into the deepest point to, 420 feet.
• 6:28
  Testecleese: He's a fast runner, anyway.
• 6:31
  Testecleese: But… you rarely see inside the park home runs. There's usually an error or something involved, you know?
• 6:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:38
  Testecleese: So, I don't know, that's pretty cool, though it's you guys on base, too.
• 6:42
  Testecleese: That was against the Pirates. The Pirates trounced them in general during that, little series they had.
• 6:51
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, explain to me how this one judge's name keeps coming up.
• 6:56
  Testecleese: Goldsborg.
• 6:58
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, he's anti-Trump. He's trying to get in on all the cases that Trump's involved in.
• 7:04
  Testecleese: I thought it was, like, a random drawing which judge sees which cases.
• 7:07
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's supposed to be.
• 7:09
  Testecleese: How is this guy on every single one of them?
• 7:12
  Brian McFadden: Good question.
• 7:15
  Testecleese: I'm either…
• 7:16
  Testecleese: I don't understand why no one's noticed that it's the same guy in, like, everything that's coming out.
• 7:22
  Testecleese: Especially as it's getting, overturned by higher courts.
• 7:26
  Testecleese: But now, now he's, he's let a woman out of jail who was awaiting trial for threatening to kill the president.
• 7:33
  Testecleese: I don't know, she didn't have a weapon on her, which was his argument, so I'm like, alright.
• 7:39
  Testecleese: But… You still can't be threatening the president, you know what I mean?
• 7:45
  Testecleese: And this is just out of jail, she still has to go stand trial.
• 7:50
  Testecleese: I just only… I only included that one because it was Boseberg again. I'm like, oh my god, this guy's name shows up every time a judge is involved.
• 8:01
  Testecleese: Speaking of, that, judge in Massachusetts
• 8:05
  Testecleese: That, helped the, the illegal escape.
• 8:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:10
  Testecleese: He has pled guilty to, being in the country illegally.
• 8:15
  Testecleese: That was in the news today.
• 8:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 8:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 8:19
  Testecleese: Senator Tim Kaine, where is he from again?
• 8:22
  Brian McFadden: Virginia!
• 8:24
  Testecleese: Oh, he is Virginia. Oh, yeah.
• 8:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, he said that the idea that, our rights and liberties
• 8:34
  Testecleese: fact that they're written out as given to us by God, and not the government or the law, that he thought it was, like, abhorrent, and he compared it to frickin', theocracy like a wrong.
• 8:48
  Testecleese: Anything to say?
• 8:51
  Brian McFadden: That's crazy.
• 8:53
  Brian McFadden: We are not a theocracy.
• 8:55
  Testecleese: Correct, but if the government is the one that gives you your rights, they can take them back.
• 8:59
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 9:00
  Testecleese: Right? So…
• 9:01
  Brian McFadden: They've done that in Iran.
• 9:03
  Testecleese: Yes, they have.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: Brian used to have, any… Beautiful, thriving cities.
• 9:11
  Testecleese: And, what, they just started letting women drive again, or was that a different country?
• 9:15
  Brian McFadden: That was Saudi Arabia.
• 9:16
  Testecleese: Rock.
• 9:19
  Testecleese: No, my goodness.
• 9:20
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 9:23
  Testecleese: Oh, there we go, here comes the repeat offender.
• 9:26
  Testecleese: here in West Virginia, we got,
• 9:28
  Testecleese: The law enforcement, they're, gonna be cracking down on speeding for, like, the next month.
• 9:34
  Testecleese: Once again, they let everyone.
• 9:35
  Brian McFadden: Only the next month?
• 9:37
  Testecleese: I guess, I don't know, as the roads start to ice up, maybe? I don't know. Or before the roads ice up?
• 9:44
  Testecleese: There is a lot of speeding, especially from the bigger trucks that shouldn't be going nearly as fast as they do.
• 9:50
  Testecleese: What's up, repeat offender?
• 9:53
  Ron Pascoe: G'day lads, how are we?
• 9:54
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 9:55
  Testecleese: Still on the right side of the grass.
• 9:58
  Ron Pascoe: That's why, mate. Good day.
• 10:03
  Ron Pascoe: Any day 6 feet above ground is a good day, mate.
• 10:06
  Testecleese: If I was 6 feet tall, that'd be even better.
• 10:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, take your blessings while you can, mate.
• 10:15
  Testecleese: We also just had, the marshals here.
• 10:17
  Testecleese: Do a bunch of investigations, cracking down on, people with warrants after their arrest.
• 10:23
  Testecleese: Wen got 74 felons for everything from, like, meth dealing, fentanyl, to… Grand Theft Auto.
• 10:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, I carried it all out at once, and I've got a giant, like, task force. It was pretty cool.
• 10:38
  Testecleese: That's what's going on here. What's going on over, on your side?
• 10:43
  Ron Pascoe: Right, mate?
• 10:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, Australia? I don't know.
• 10:47
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, we're facing a lot of kickback, like what's going on in Europe at the moment.
• 10:53
  Ron Pascoe: You hear about all the…
• 10:55
  Testecleese: they arrested the Irish citizen for putting something on X while in the United States, and then they arrested him as soon as he touched down in the UK.
• 11:03
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, yeah.
• 11:05
  Testecleese: That was crazy!
• 11:07
  Ron Pascoe: BC's conditions, they're releasing him as long as he doesn't go into X.
• 11:13
  Testecleese: The guy's… one, he's not a citizen, and this alleged crime didn't happen in their… in their, jurisdiction. Like, who are these people to do this?
• 11:22
  Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, the British have been under a lot of bloody fire lately. All their freedom of speech has been taken away from them.
• 11:28
  Ron Pascoe: Women are getting locked up for bloody putting posts on Facebook. Men are getting put in prison for putting, like, things on Facebook.
• 11:35
  Ron Pascoe: In Australia, we've got massive rallies going on, there's massive rallies in Ireland.
• 11:39
  Ron Pascoe: Australia, Poland… France are now starting to see a few. Austria.
• 11:46
  Testecleese: Well, Keir Starmer recently came out and talked a bunch of trash about, Niles Farage, because he wanted to, like, expand the freedom of speech. He's like, we already have freedom of speech here. I'm like, dude, you're arresting people left and right for stuff they said.
• 11:58
  Ron Pascoe: Well, Keir Starmer might start a massive backturn on a lot of his policies. He's starting to send the boats back to France, where they're coming from.
• 12:05
  Testecleese: Thanks, dude.
• 12:06
  Testecleese: folks.
• 12:07
  Ron Pascoe: Well, mate, that's exactly right, and the thing is, it's only because since President Trump and that landed in England.
• 12:13
  Ron Pascoe: And he got up him. He said, you know, I don't like the ways of doing things here. Taking away people's freedom of speech and all that sort of stuff.
• 12:20
  Ron Pascoe: And that was just before the tails.
• 12:22
  Testecleese: I don't care about Keir Starmer, but like I said, that guy's got an awesome name.
• 12:27
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, look, when you see him in real life.
• 12:31
  Testecleese: I'm sure. He looks like a douchebag, but…
• 12:34
  Ron Pascoe: floor.
• 12:34
  Testecleese: Thank you very much. Thank you so much.
• 12:37
  Ron Pascoe: We got massive kickbacks, mate. We had a massive rally here in Australia, right through all our major cities and that. There's a couple hundred thousand people rocked up, so it was pretty good.
• 12:47
  Ron Pascoe: It's only going to get bigger.
• 12:49
  Testecleese: Protesting for what? Against the freedom of speech crap they got going on?
• 12:52
  Ron Pascoe: That's part of it, but it's mass immigration. See, we're not against immigration, we're against mass immigration. Australia, our affordability here in our homes is unbelievable. We can't afford them. We've got Australians living on the streets.
• 13:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, we're pointing people in the streets.
• 13:06
  Ron Pascoe: And when they're bringing in people after pupil after people after pupil per day, per month, per year.
• 13:11
  Ron Pascoe: Like, we just… we haven't got the infrastructure here.
• 13:15
  Ron Pascoe: And…
• 13:16
  Ron Pascoe: You know, they're still bringing them in. What they're saying is they're not against immigration, they're not being bloody racist or anything like that. They're saying, stop the immigration, get people in houses, build houses for the people here.
• 13:27
  Ron Pascoe: Then we can talk about bringing people in. Our doctors, our hospitals, our schools, everything's pushed to the limits.
• 13:34
  Testecleese: Well, that's the problem, is when Trump said they're not sending their best, he wasn't saying that, like, they're sending shitbags, he's saying that we're not getting fucking nuclear physicists and guys with master's degrees in mechanical engineering sneaking across the border, you know what I mean?
• 13:50
  Testecleese: We're getting farmers.
• 13:52
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you're getting people.
• 13:54
  Testecleese: I mean, my phone.
• 13:55
  Ron Pascoe: People coming in, it's going to put… it's stretchy system, it's like us. Our healthcare system, it's free.
• 14:01
  Ron Pascoe: But it's… it's things getting taken off it. Oh, it is, but it's things getting taken off it, because we can't afford it anymore.
• 14:07
  Testecleese: It's covered for by the taxpayers. You are still paying for it. Problem is, you're paying for the fat fuck who's eating 6 Twinkies a day. You know what I mean?
• 14:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, before.
• 14:17
  Testecleese: You know, you're paying for his heart medication.
• 14:20
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, 100%, 100%. Plus, I've got to pay for my own health care, like, I'm in private health as well.
• 14:26
  Testecleese: Of course you do, because you know the government… any government program sucks. I would not… dear God, have you seen the VA system in the United States?
• 14:35
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 14:35
  Testecleese: Brian.
• 14:36
  Ron Pascoe: heard about it, I've got a few minutes.
• 14:37
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I go to the VA?
• 14:39
  Testecleese: Oh my goodness, was it, 6, 7 years ago, when a whole bunch of vets got HIV because they used bad… excuse me, bad blood?
• 14:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think so.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: Jeez, please. And then you, God knows, you gotta speak to a neurologist. I…
• 14:54
  Testecleese: I'd speak to a VA neurologist when I got here. It was a fucking 3-hour drive!
• 15:01
  Testecleese: Anyway… Brian, what's going on in, Virginia?
• 15:05
  Brian McFadden: In Virginia… I lost the Google Doc.
• 15:12
  Ron Pascoe: He's a good editorial writer.
• 15:14
  Ron Pascoe: Quicken up there.
• 15:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, that… not what I got on here, but yeah. We have the 5 women that pled guilty, the $31 million coupon scam, they're…
• 15:26
  Brian McFadden: They're in, they're in, Virginia Beach.
• 15:33
  Testecleese: Now, was this a new one, or is this the same one we talked.
• 15:36
  Brian McFadden: Same one we talked about.
• 15:38
  Testecleese: Okay. Because I was like, damn, another giant Goobon scheme.
• 15:42
  Ron Pascoe: Didn't I make a movie over one of them?
• 15:46
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 15:47
  Ron Pascoe: They made a movie about that coupon, one of the coupons bloody scams, didn't they?
• 15:51
  Testecleese: Maybe, I have no idea.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: Somebody makes a movie out of anything these days.
• 15:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, and I see that, the offshore wind
• 16:02
  Testecleese: power plants that Virginia did, just like Massachusetts, are getting, cut off by the federal government too, right?
• 16:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:13
  Testecleese: $39 million they were getting.
• 16:19
  Testecleese: the subsidizing it, I thought the whole…
• 16:25
  Testecleese: I don't know, it just seems crazy that the government is paying into energy programs.
• 16:29
  Testecleese: And I understand the idea of wanting to switch to something else.
• 16:33
  Testecleese: But I don't know if the average person realizes how much oil is in a frickin' wind turbine.
• 16:39
  Testecleese: Like, the thing's made of plastic.
• 16:43
  Testecleese: Giant sheets of insanely hard plastic that will not decompose and cannot be repaired, so if any damage happens to it, it gets shipped out to the frickin' desert.
• 16:52
  Testecleese: And these things are hundreds of feet long.
• 16:58
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, that's fine.
• 16:59
  Testecleese: You're breaking up real bad, dude.
• 17:07
  Brian McFadden: We lost his internet.
• 17:09
  Ron Pascoe: Billing?
• 17:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm just getting… blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 17:14
  Testecleese: Which is unfortunate, we got no signal coming from you, bud.
• 17:20
  Testecleese: God.
• 17:21
  Testecleese: Anyway… Shows out and I'll busted up.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: So what happened to that Hampton school?
• 17:32
  Brian McFadden: There was a, early this morning, using their weapons detection system, they detected a weapon, in some… one of the kids' backpacks.
• 17:43
  Brian McFadden: And then they also received a bomb threat, so they evacuated the school.
• 17:48
  Brian McFadden: And all the parents had to pick up their kids at the Hampton Convention Center, and…
• 17:52
  Brian McFadden: One of my buddies has kids in that school, and he said it was a shitshow trying to get the kids picked up today.
• 17:59
  Testecleese: I'm sure, all these parents freaking out, running around, screaming.
• 18:04
  Testecleese: It's like, nothing happened, lady.
• 18:06
  Testecleese: And there was no parking when he first got there, he had to, like, circle around for a while so he could get a parking spot.
• 18:13
  Testecleese: At the, coliseum? Oh, Convention Center.
• 18:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, right next to the Coliseum.
• 18:18
  Testecleese: Why not just use the Coliseum? That's got a massive parking lot.
• 18:23
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 18:29
  Testecleese: Oh yeah!
• 18:31
  Testecleese: She's running on the Dem ticket, what's her name?
• 18:37
  Testecleese: Spranger, Spanberger.
• 18:40
  Brian McFadden: Spamberger,
• 18:42
  Testecleese: Did you see this thing?
• 18:44
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 18:45
  Testecleese: They got it sent the Daily Signal, and this… people are getting it all over the Facebook feeds in, Virginia, and it's supposed to look like a news page, like, reviewing the, candidate.
• 18:56
  Testecleese: It's her campaign, like, if you go and check the bottom or whatever, it says, you know, paid for by April Spanberger for her… governor, or whatever it is.
• 19:07
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're trying to make this look like it's, like, actual news out there for,
• 19:12
  Testecleese: Like, actual consumption and not an advertisement.
• 19:15
  Testecleese: Which, I thought that was against… I guess it, technically, it says, paid for by…
• 19:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:22
  Brian McFadden: People aren't gonna see that, though.
• 19:24
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 19:27
  Testecleese: You know how people are. It scrolls across their feed, and they friggin' read the headline, don't even open the article, and they think they know the news.
• 19:38
  Testecleese: Speaking of CBS, jeez, they did it again, dude.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: What was it? Face the Nation? Yeah, Face the Nation.
• 19:45
  Testecleese: They went and, instead of 60 minutes, they went and edited up an interview with,
• 19:51
  Testecleese: Was it Homeland Security, right?
• 19:54
  Testecleese: Christy Noem.
• 19:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:01
  Testecleese: And I get you have to cut it down to fit in the time allotted.
• 20:06
  Testecleese: But, like, they intentionally took out certain parts that explained the whole thing to make it look like that, it was just vindictive and not, you know, like, oh, this guy's a known human smuggler.
• 20:16
  Testecleese: You know, child porn solicitor, you know?
• 20:22
  Testecleese: Anyway, they've gone and, changed their interview policy since this, because they don't want to get in the same pot of water that
• 20:30
  Testecleese: the trick in their company already did with, 60 Minutes.
• 20:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:35
  Testecleese: But you can get the entire interview on YouTube if anyone wants to go watch it, it's pretty boring.
• 20:44
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 20:46
  Testecleese: Did you hear about these rumors that Trump was dead over the weekend?
• 20:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 20:56
  Brian McFadden: From, the governor of Minnesota?
• 21:00
  Testecleese: He was one of them, but apparently it was, like.
• 21:03
  Testecleese: If you look online, it's trending on X,
• 21:09
  Testecleese: And the argument was, well, we haven't seen him all weekend, so you're like, he's, very sick or dead.
• 21:15
  Testecleese: Right. And right.
• 21:17
  Testecleese: I was like, it's Labor Day weekend, it's a 3-day weekend, he's spending time with his family. Even when he went golfing on Monday, people were like, oh, that's not real.
• 21:26
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then… well, shoot.
• 21:30
  Testecleese: CNN had to interrupt their live broadcast to, like, let everyone down that Trump was still alive.
• 21:36
  Testecleese: Tim Walls did something similar over there in Minnesota.
• 21:39
  Testecleese: I was like, I know, I know, you woke up this morning hoping you had good news.
• 21:43
  Brian McFadden: He was dead… they said he was death screwing.
• 21:46
  Testecleese: Yes, doomscrolling.
• 21:48
  Brian McFadden: Doom growing, yeah.
• 21:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was just like, oh my god, I just…
• 21:53
  Testecleese: How terrible a person are you that you're, like, wishing that someone dies?
• 22:01
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. That's crazy.
• 22:03
  Brian McFadden: What's worse is these people think that they're justified in it. They're like, well, they're a bad person. I'm like, yeah, well, according to a lot of people, you're a bad person. Right. You know?
• 22:13
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 22:17
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez. It's funny, recently got an article we read on this one about people leaving, blue states in general.
• 22:25
  Testecleese: And why people are leaving California, I read the damn thing. Same 3 top reasons.
• 22:32
  Testecleese: well, politics, it costs too much, and I can work from home now.
• 22:39
  Testecleese: But yeah, a lot of people are taking off out of California. And another reason why people leave it is, like.
• 22:46
  Testecleese: They tried to censor people online for, like, political parody stuff, like memes.
• 22:53
  Testecleese: Alright, guys, you can't do that.
• 22:56
  Testecleese: You know, it…
• 22:59
  Testecleese: I don't know, man, I don't know what's going on. I could have sworn I clicked to bring him in here, but I might have clicked to send him out. That must be my mistake.
• 23:07
  Brian McFadden: He's coming back.
• 23:08
  Testecleese: Oh, alright. Alright, I was just taking a while to load up.
• 23:12
  Testecleese: But yeah, federal court had to step in and say, like, hey guys, you can't go and, like, censor
• 23:16
  Testecleese: People's, parody of you, you know?
• 23:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 23:22
  Testecleese: God.
• 23:24
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 23:26
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go, he was in MSNBC app, and he's back. He's hoping he's got a better signal.
• 23:31
  Ron Pascoe: Can you hear me now?
• 23:32
  Testecleese: Fantastic.
• 23:32
  Brian McFadden: You can.
• 23:34
  Brian McFadden: Much better.
• 23:35
  Brian McFadden: You had to move the antenna?
• 23:38
  Ron Pascoe: Jump up and down a couple times, mate.
• 23:41
  Brian McFadden: Alright, cool.
• 23:43
  Testecleese: This one MSNBC anchor, I don't know the woman, she kind of looks familiar, but she kind of looks like every yearbook picture I've ever seen from, like, the 80s.
• 23:53
  Testecleese: Early 90s.
• 23:55
  Testecleese: Ashley Parker. She wrote an article for The Atlantic on Sunday about how, you know, the crime crackdown in DC is still a terrible idea.
• 24:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. She's going off on all this stuff. Turns out she's been robbed twice in DC.
• 24:11
  Brian McFadden: Hilarious.
• 24:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, at what points, you know what I mean?
• 24:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:18
  Testecleese: Oh, excuse me.
• 24:20
  Testecleese: And then Gavin Newsom.
• 24:23
  Testecleese: It's funny, he listed off a… they were talking about gun crime, because, you know.
• 24:29
  Testecleese: Obviously, if you wait almost a week, or about a week.
• 24:32
  Testecleese: Then it's okay to talk about the stuff.
• 24:35
  Testecleese: But you're not allowed to talk about it right away. It's almost like whoever brings up, like, the shooting happening at that church first as an asshole.
• 24:45
  Ron Pascoe: But it's funny, because Gavin Newsom was talking about, like, oh, where's the real crime? You need to come to California, you know, for the crime in Chicago.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: And he goes, the argument is that, red states have the most crime, and therefore Republicans, not Democrats, should have seen as the bad on-crime party,
• 25:02
  Testecleese: Here we go. He mentioned in name St. Louis, Missouri, Dallas, Texas, Memphis, Tennessee, Houston, Texas, Tampa, Florida. Those are all cities in red states, but they are all run by Democrats.
• 25:15
  Testecleese: So, when he listed off the cities.
• 25:19
  Testecleese: Of where the crime is. And he even went and made sure that they were Republican voting states. He still accidentally got Democrat cities when he…
• 25:28
  Testecleese: crime numbers.
• 25:29
  Brian McFadden: Then he's gonna be the next Democrat nominee for, president.
• 25:34
  Testecleese: And the problem is you're pouring stuff like this out to people that aren't gonna vote for him, like, oh, what difference does it make? It was like, he put zero effort into finding out his numbers before he put them out there for you. You think he's gonna give a shit if he's president putting information out?
• 25:47
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 25:50
  Testecleese: I mean, how pissed was Trump when he found out that the jobs reports numbers were off by that much? Like, off by, like, 70%? He's like, you're fired! He's like, you suck at your job!
• 25:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:00
  Testecleese: He's like, we just put out really bad info at everyone, it makes us look like a bunch of schmucks.
• 26:08
  Testecleese: And it's… I definitely take Trump's side on that one. A lot of people were like, oh, you need to fire him. I'm like, the guy was off by, like, 7… or the woman was off by, like, 70% or something like that.
• 26:20
  Testecleese: Alright, and, Chicago, what's his name, Pritzker?
• 26:25
  Testecleese: Yes. Pritzker's the state, isn't it?
• 26:26
  Brian McFadden: Governor, yeah, he's governor.
• 26:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I can't find the mayor's name, but… Oh, well, I wanted to…
• 26:36
  Ron Pascoe: Isn't Johnson?
• 26:37
  Testecleese: It might be.
• 26:39
  Testecleese: Here we go, Chicago's saying that they don't… they've been taking care of their own… Crime, whatever.
• 26:47
  Testecleese: And he's saying, you know, it's not that bad, it's been getting better, we need to, you know, et cetera, et cetera, right?
• 26:54
  Testecleese: In the last 244 days, Chicago's had 274 murders.
• 26:58
  Brian McFadden: People that didn't have, like, 50 shootings last weekend alone?
• 27:02
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 27:03
  Testecleese: 8 dead, I believe.
• 27:06
  Testecleese: But that, that's the lowest murder rate since 2019, when there were only 510 homicides in a year.
• 27:14
  Testecleese: Last year was considered a great success as they dropped their crime below 600 murders for the first time since 2019.
• 27:23
  Testecleese: This is what we're saying, is…
• 27:25
  Testecleese: Okay, it might be better than it was, but I don't think…
• 27:29
  Testecleese: 500 plus murders a year in your city is acceptable.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: Why do these… why do these folks want their constituents to die? Like, do they hate Trump so much that they will… well, actually, it has nothing to do with Trump, because they could have done something about this crime. They did it several years ago.
• 27:48
  Testecleese: Rasha, I have it right here.
• 27:50
  Testecleese: About a decade ago, they tried something similar to what Trump's been doing.
• 27:54
  Testecleese: Nearly a decade ago, about 2016, here we go.
• 27:59
  Testecleese: They brought in, ATF agents
• 28:03
  Testecleese: To work with the local cops, and they brought crime down, like, 90%.
• 28:07
  Testecleese: But apparently it didn't look good.
• 28:12
  Testecleese: When you get… when you're more upset… yeah, but when you're more upset with what someone halfway across the country will say on their computer.
• 28:18
  Testecleese: When you worry about that than the people that actually live with you and are paying the taxes, you know what I mean?
• 28:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 28:26
  Testecleese: Because, you know, in most of these cities, the actual locals want something done. They don't want to have to worry about being murdered on the way to the car, you know?
• 28:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, but yeah, how many… how many murders are the, Democrats okay with before they decide to do something about the crime rates?
• 28:44
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, 100%.
• 28:46
  Testecleese: And I think a big problem here is that as Trump's cleaned up DC, at least temporarily, we'll see how that works out.
• 28:54
  Testecleese: If he moves from city to city and knocks the crime way down by putting people actually in prison, that'll prove to everyone who votes Democrat that it CAN be fixed.
• 29:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: the Democrats never wanted to.
• 29:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:07
  Ron Pascoe: But what would it be like if Biden offered those… the National Guard? They would have taken it straight away.
• 29:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. And that.
• 29:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but you know they were never gonna do it, so…
• 29:21
  Testecleese: I just can't imagine.
• 29:24
  Testecleese: I should… I can't imagine the hatred so many people have.
• 29:28
  Testecleese: Like, you hate that guy so much, you're gonna let your sister be raped and murdered?
• 29:33
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 29:34
  Testecleese: Because the guy you hate said that's a bad idea? Are you kidding me?
• 29:40
  Ron Pascoe: Just like that… that trans shooter there, Robin.
• 29:44
  Testecleese: That killed the kids.
• 29:48
  Testecleese: One of the things that this person had said before they went and did it was that,
• 29:52
  Testecleese: They were upset that their mom was right, that they were gonna regret transitioning.
• 29:57
  Testecleese: I was like, so you hate… you were wrong, and you couldn't live with that to the point you killed a bunch of kids, then yourself?
• 30:05
  Testecleese: Come on.
• 30:09
  Brian McFadden: Makes no offense.
• 30:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, Brandon Johnson, by the way.
• 30:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I thought it was Johnson. Mate, look, the thing is, at the end of the day, the Dems know they're done, like, on crime and that. They know they can't keep up with what Republicans are doing on crime.
• 30:27
  Ron Pascoe: And you look at some of these cities that have bloody defunded the police departments.
• 30:32
  Ron Pascoe: You know, like, they're gonna have to admit they're wrong, and that's what they don't want to do, especially, like,
• 30:37
  Ron Pascoe: The midterms now coming up.
• 30:40
  Ron Pascoe: They're not gonna admit they're wrong.
• 30:43
  Ron Pascoe: When it comes to crime and that?
• 30:45
  Testecleese: Are they just hoping the Republicans can't clean up enough cities before midterms?
• 30:49
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, mate, Trump… if he goes to the Chicago, this is gonna be a big move.
• 30:54
  Ron Pascoe: This would be one of the biggest moves, I reckon.
• 30:57
  Testecleese: Well…
• 30:58
  Testecleese: Depends. Either the gang leap bangers that are all joined together to try to fight the guard, which would be a giant mistake.
• 31:06
  Testecleese: Or, all these gangs are just gonna lay low for 6 months.
• 31:11
  Testecleese: Wait for these guys to move out, catch a handful of criminals.
• 31:16
  Testecleese: And then get back to work as soon as the feds leave, you know what I mean?
• 31:19
  Testecleese: Yeah. Knowing that the local cops aren't gonna do crap to stop them from slinging drugs on the street corner.
• 31:26
  Ron Pascoe: They've got the funding of the numbers, mate. Apparently, Johnson's got 150 police.
• 31:31
  Ron Pascoe: Detailed to him. Assigned to him.
• 31:34
  Testecleese: Why? That's a lot.
• 31:36
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, well, I was only listening to it today.
• 31:39
  Ron Pascoe: 150 officers.
• 31:43
  Brian McFadden: Even 30…
• 31:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, that is kind of… that… she's suspensive as hell.
• 31:49
  Ron Pascoe: It tells you your city-state, doesn't it?
• 31:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:53
  Testecleese: Well, he just blamed the violence in his city on blue states.
• 31:57
  Brian McFadden: No red states.
• 31:59
  Testecleese: I'm sorry, I have red states.
• 32:00
  Testecleese: brian, you've been to Chicago, right?
• 32:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Testecleese: Right? It's not on the border of…
• 32:07
  Testecleese: Like, near the border to any state, is it?
• 32:11
  Brian McFadden: Close as it'd probably be Michigan.
• 32:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's not exactly close to Michigan.
• 32:16
  Testecleese: Whaa.
• 32:18
  Testecleese: Why… okay, so if the criminals are coming from the red states into Chicago, not the suburbs of Chicago, but Chicago proper.
• 32:28
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 32:28
  Testecleese: and committing crime, how come we don't see more crime in the suburbs, and… especially because that's where the money is, you know what I mean, if you're gonna rob someone's home.
• 32:37
  Testecleese: And how come we're not seeing a rise in crime in, like, Michigan, or any of these red states?
• 32:43
  Testecleese: well, I don't know if Michigan counts, that's…
• 32:46
  Testecleese: I don't remember which way Michigan voted, but I remember, they got a.
• 32:49
  Brian McFadden: We got… we got, Doug.
• 32:52
  Ron Pascoe: Wait, right?
• 32:53
  Brian McFadden: We got, what's-her-face? She's talking about Gretchen Whitmer.
• 32:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, don't go.
• 33:00
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, that's right, she was the one who went in and was like, okay, I'm sorry, Trump, what can I do for you?
• 33:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:06
  Brian McFadden: But then she denied she…
• 33:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, she denied it, and was like, we see you doing it.
• 33:15
  Ron Pascoe: I wasn't the only one. You look at the Mayor of DC. The mayor of DC is now thanking Trump for going in.
• 33:22
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 33:24
  Ron Pascoe: I said the mayor of DC is now thanking President Trump for sending in the National Guard.
• 33:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, for knocking the crime way down.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: But yeah, Brian, 8 killed, 50 wounded at the Labor Day weekend. I think that was just, Saturday, Sunday, I'm not sure if it's counting one day.
• 33:40
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 33:40
  Testecleese: I saw those numbers before Monday even came around.
• 33:46
  Testecleese: But yeah, the former, superintendent of the Chicago Police.
• 33:50
  Testecleese: That's the same theory I do about,
• 33:54
  Testecleese: The reason why the Democrats are opposing Trump, like, cleaning up these cities.
• 33:58
  Testecleese: Is that it'll show everyone that it CAN be done.
• 34:01
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: We can't just… oh, well, what can you do about it? Put him in jail.
• 34:07
  Testecleese: Because, I don't know if people realize, but most crimes are committed by the same handful of people. There's probably 300 people actually committing most of the robberies.
• 34:16
  Testecleese: In, New York City.
• 34:20
  Testecleese: And you get those handful of people gone, and you're not getting people pickpocketed every day in the subway, you know?
• 34:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 34:31
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, Massachusetts went and…
• 34:34
  Testecleese: Completely violated the Second Amendment. I can't wait to see where this goes in a…
• 34:40
  Testecleese: an appellate court. But they basically made a list of acceptable handguns.
• 34:46
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, so if it's not on this particular list, I don't care if it has all the same features.
• 34:53
  Testecleese: And all the things we say have to be on it. If it's not on this list, it's still an illegal gun.
• 35:00
  Brian McFadden: Apparently, the federal court upheld it.
• 35:03
  Testecleese: In mass, yeah, en masse. It's gonna go to a higher court, I'm sure of it.
• 35:08
  Testecleese: Funny thing is, Glock is on the list.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: I'm like, there's no actual physical
• 35:13
  Testecleese: flip a switch safety on a Glock.
• 35:18
  Testecleese: But, I don't know, apparently the squeeze… the squeeze safeties are good enough for them.
• 35:24
  Testecleese: I just thought it was kind of crazy, because there's no way that's going to hold up as it goes higher up the court system. You can't just say, this to this are acceptable, but nothing else.
• 35:34
  Testecleese: And what really sucks is a whole bunch of gun vendors are now stuck with a whole inventory of illegal weapons.
• 35:45
  Testecleese: And they're also changing their flag!
• 35:48
  Brian McFadden: I know, I'm trying to get the photo to pop up of the new flag, but…
• 35:52
  Testecleese: Oh, I think it hasn't been decided yet, there's still…
• 35:55
  Testecleese: a couple options, but I know… I know at least for the, the motto, it's up there to vote for, and they're all dumb.
• 36:02
  Testecleese: But yeah, they're taking the native off the land, the Native American off the flag, and like, oh, once again, just… let's just erase it, pretend like it never happened, right?
• 36:10
  Brian McFadden: And they're getting rid of the… yeah, they're getting the, by the sword, we seek peace, but peace only under liberty, they're getting rid of that.
• 36:18
  Testecleese: Yes, that's State Rono.
• 36:20
  Testecleese: And there's things you can vote on, they're all dumb, and they're getting rid of the, state seal as well, and it's like…
• 36:27
  Testecleese: I'm pretty sure Massachusetts has the oldest flag of any state, too.
• 36:31
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 36:33
  Testecleese: I know, right?
• 36:34
  Testecleese: And, oh, we're gonna offend the natives! No, you're paying homage to the natives. I mean, for Christ's sakes, the name of the state is named after the tribe that was there. It was the Massasois, tribe.
• 36:49
  Testecleese: So they named the Commonwealth Massachusetts.
• 36:53
  Testecleese: just like… oh my god, there's an area of a town I grew up in known as Wampatuck. That was a small local branch-off tribe of Amassoswa.
• 37:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we had the Potomonamie Indians in Michigan, our town is named after one of the Chiefs.
• 37:08
  Testecleese: Tikonto. There you go. And our school mascot's Indians.
• 37:13
  Brian McFadden: We still have that as our mascot.
• 37:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's paying respect to these guys, not taking advantage of them.
• 37:21
  Testecleese: You don't know.
• 37:22
  Testecleese: These are the guys that tore down statues of Lincoln during the,
• 37:27
  Testecleese: The Summer of Love rides, too, though.
• 37:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:30
  Testecleese: Because, you know, Lincoln was such a racist dictator.
• 37:36
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 37:39
  Testecleese: Looks like Trump is gonna… well, right now, he's suing Massachusetts, actually, over the, sanctuary City thing.
• 37:48
  Brian McFadden: Excuse me.
• 37:49
  Testecleese: He's looking to, stop any funding to the city.
• 37:54
  Testecleese: Mayor… Mayor Wu.
• 37:57
  Testecleese: Saying that they'll never back down on this.
• 38:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny, because the locals are furious.
• 38:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 38:08
  Brian McFadden: Because the people know what's going on, and they don't want more…
• 38:13
  Brian McFadden: people in their state, in their city, you know? They want…
• 38:17
  Brian McFadden: They want their taxpayer dollars to be funding things that affect them.
• 38:23
  Testecleese: Well, Massachusetts is the first, right-to-shelter state as well.
• 38:28
  Testecleese: You just show up anywhere and say, I have nowhere to sleep tonight.
• 38:31
  Testecleese: At any hotel, they have to let you in.
• 38:33
  Brian McFadden: That didn't work at Martha's Vineyard.
• 38:36
  Testecleese: No, it did not. They got rounded up real quick. That was in the rich neighborhoods, though. And the problem is, the whole.
• 38:41
  Brian McFadden: So the right to wear… the right to shelter only applies to poor neighborhoods?
• 38:47
  Testecleese: Well, you could go to the hotel.
• 38:49
  Testecleese: like, shit, you'd be amazed at how many of these nice hotels are loaded up with illegal immigrants right now. And if you want to go to Boston, like, sightseeing, like, the Freedom Trail.
• 38:59
  Testecleese: Good luck getting a room, and you're gonna be paying through the nose, because they have to support their entire business that's funding housing for all these migrants, and not to mention the breakfast buffets and all that crap, too.
• 39:14
  Testecleese: So, yeah, the taxpayers, I love that, because
• 39:17
  Testecleese: It's driving the prices of all this stuff up.
• 39:20
  Testecleese: And the taxpayers have to, pay back these hotels.
• 39:23
  Brian McFadden: Right, and the hotels are getting paid more.
• 39:26
  Brian McFadden: To have illegals in there than actual tourists.
• 39:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, because they can load up on them.
• 39:35
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 39:37
  Testecleese: Shit, did you see the… one of these Democrats in Maine, I can't remember her name.
• 39:43
  Testecleese: Of course it's gonna take forever.
• 39:46
  Testecleese: whatever, it's Democrat Secretary of State.
• 39:50
  Testecleese: It has her title, but not her position. Shenna Bellows.
• 39:55
  Testecleese: She, accidentally… acknowledge that Maine definitely has illegal immigrants voting in their elections.
• 40:03
  Testecleese: So…
• 40:04
  Brian McFadden: Hilarious.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, and that's the… oh, well, it's already illegal, so why do you have to do something about it? What's stopping them from actually casting a ballot?
• 40:12
  Brian McFadden: Nothing.
• 40:14
  Brian McFadden: Cause you got no checks and balances in place.
• 40:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't know about Maine, but I know in Massachusetts, I just had to give my name and address. I didn't have to show any kind of identification.
• 40:24
  Testecleese: I could have come back.
• 40:25
  Testecleese: Two hours later, and voted for my neighbor.
• 40:28
  Brian McFadden: In Virginia, you gotta show your driver's license, or, utility bill.
• 40:34
  Testecleese: Passport will do, too, I think.
• 40:36
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 40:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's just… You went to these illegals were, hey.
• 40:44
  Testecleese: Repeat offender, how you guys doing in Australia with these, these folks? Like, how do you know as a fact they're not voting?
• 40:53
  Ron Pascoe: In what way, mate? Which one? Oh, you're our, overseas dudes.
• 40:57
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 40:59
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, the immigrate… immigrants. Well, mate, it's… Australia's… we've got to go into a poll booth and actually get our name marked.
• 41:07
  Brian McFadden: You don't have mailing, you don't have mailing boats?
• 41:09
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, we do, but we have to go and apply for them, and we have to show our ID to get them.
• 41:15
  Testecleese: So you guys require ID to vote.
• 41:18
  Ron Pascoe: If the world requires ID, you need ID to get into licensed premises, unless you're, like.
• 41:23
  Ron Pascoe: If you don't look like you're old enough.
• 41:25
  Brian McFadden: I mean, you need IDs. I don't see what the big deal is about IDs are, because you need an ID to do almost anything in the world. Fly.
• 41:35
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 41:35
  Brian McFadden: Buy speaker ads, buy alcohol, you know…
• 41:41
  Ron Pascoe: Do it?
• 41:42
  Brian McFadden: The poor.
• 41:42
  Ron Pascoe: Some people can'.
• 41:43
  Brian McFadden: come up with a way to have an ID for that, how come they can't have a, ID to vote with?
• 41:50
  Testecleese: Well, legitimate, legitimate point here. How, how…
• 41:56
  Testecleese: Poor do they think people are?
• 41:58
  Testecleese: Seriously, how poor do they think these people are to not have any form of identification? That means they're not driving… that means they can't even go get a job, because they can't even drive.
• 42:09
  Ron Pascoe: It's just a smokescreen, macro. It's a smokescreen, to say that.
• 42:13
  Ron Pascoe: What it is, mate, you look at it. Now, if you're an illegal and you're coming to your country, this is why you guys have got a great system.
• 42:20
  Ron Pascoe: But it's been abused. I think the Democrats have found the loopholes to abuse it over the years.
• 42:25
  Ron Pascoe: mate, what they're doing is now… Newsom is now saying that people are going to be too scared to go to election poll booths.
• 42:34
  Ron Pascoe: With the elections and that coming up.
• 42:36
  Ron Pascoe: the midterms, because the National Guard are going to be there.
• 42:40
  Ron Pascoe: Did you see that?
• 42:41
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, okay, so they're gonna stop people from fighting each other.
• 42:44
  Ron Pascoe: the National Guard, and ICE as well.
• 42:47
  Testecleese: It's good for eyes! Hey, you're not supposed to be even in our country, let alone voting!
• 42:51
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, so see what I mean by using it as a space green?
• 42:56
  Ron Pascoe: It's just crazy, it's absolute crazy.
• 42:59
  Testecleese: And that's exactly what it is. He's like, oh crap, we're gonna have a tough time with all these illegal immigrants voting for president if a national… if ICE is here.
• 43:06
  Ron Pascoe: Well, how many congressional seats do you think they'll lose if those numbers drop?
• 43:10
  Testecleese: I did the math out somewhat recently. I think it turned out to be something like 6?
• 43:17
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 43:19
  Testecleese: Just because they're not counted on the, you know, the census, you know?
• 43:25
  Testecleese: Thing is, there's not gonna be congressional, electoral college votes, too, and a lot of people don't realize that. That affects how much vote that state gets when it becomes the president, not just representation in Congress.
• 43:39
  Ron Pascoe: Well, it's taking a big time, like, you look at the numbers leaving the state of California.
• 43:44
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, it's… they're massive.
• 43:46
  Testecleese: Them two big oil refiners we were talking about a while ago, Brian, looks like they're finally closing their doors, though.
• 43:51
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 43:55
  Testecleese: Okay, a Hyundai, site, it's not… not like a dealership, it's like a, like a factory?
• 44:05
  Testecleese: arrested, shit, I want to say 475… yeah, 475 illegal immigrants working at this Hyundai plant.
• 44:13
  Testecleese: in Georgia, and most of them were Korean.
• 44:17
  Testecleese: It's the biggest single-handed operation in Homeland Security history.
• 44:26
  Testecleese: It's one thing if you have one, maybe two illegal immigrants working for you, and you have hundreds of employees. Okay, someone got through the cracks. When you have 475 working for you, you clearly knew what you were doing.
• 44:39
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? You potentially broke the law, you went around the process. This guy should not just lose his…
• 44:46
  Testecleese: like, his right to practice business or whatever, like, you know what I mean, his business license. They should seize this person's property.
• 44:54
  Testecleese: the company's property.
• 44:56
  Testecleese: And auction it off to their competitors.
• 44:59
  El Guapo: Right?
• 45:02
  Testecleese: I don't understand why we're not doing anything to the people employing illegal immigrants. That's against the law, too.
• 45:10
  Testecleese: work.
• 45:11
  Testecleese: What do you think, Brian? Because this… I keep bringing this up, no one seems to give a shit anywhere.
• 45:17
  Brian McFadden: They should.
• 45:22
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 45:23
  Brian McFadden: Because it's, no problem.
• 45:26
  Testecleese: That's 475 jobs, and these are working in a factory. This isn't… McDonald's.
• 45:33
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 45:34
  Testecleese: Everybody…
• 45:35
  Brian McFadden: decent paying jobs, you know?
• 45:37
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 45:38
  Testecleese: Exactly, like, yeah, no, trust me, buddy, you can learn how to…
• 45:42
  Testecleese: Take this part, turn it 90 degrees, slide that part on.
• 45:46
  Testecleese: You know, then put it on the assembly line to get on to the next person who does the next thing.
• 45:51
  Testecleese: You can learn how to do one thing and make twice as… three times as much money as working at McDonald's. But the…
• 45:59
  Testecleese: And that's a big problem we're seeing, is they're demanding that the McDonald's cashier
• 46:03
  Testecleese: quote, make a living wage. They basically want me to finish my day welding, right? Where I got lit on fire, burned… got burned real bad.
• 46:14
  Testecleese: you know, might have even got zapped real good with a couple, couple hundred volts. And then they want the person to make my lunch.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: Does he get paid as much as me?
• 46:24
  Testecleese: Why would I take that risk?
• 46:30
  Brian McFadden: You shouldn't.
• 46:32
  Testecleese: Maybe we should take… take anyone who's over than 25 out of these fast food joints and put them in a factory like this?
• 46:41
  Testecleese: They'll make more money, and then you'll actually open up those jobs for the teenagers to get their first jobs, so we can go back to how this has worked for hundreds of years.
• 46:52
  Testecleese: Any… anyway… You shared this one, Brian.
• 46:58
  Testecleese: Is this legal?
• 47:00
  Testecleese: Is HecSeth allowed to turn military lawyers into temporary immigration judges?
• 47:06
  Brian McFadden: I wouldn't think so.
• 47:07
  El Guapo: No, dude, no, this is,
• 47:10
  El Guapo: The migration lawyer is issued by the president anyway, so…
• 47:17
  Testecleese: So they got the authority to do this.
• 47:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, he does, but it's like,
• 47:23
  El Guapo: It's like family court, it's not real court type of deal.
• 47:27
  Testecleese: It says immigration court.
• 47:29
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 47:29
  Testecleese: immigration judges.
• 47:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, but they're not actually…
• 47:33
  El Guapo: They could be fired from the Department of Justice, basically, because they can control who's coming in and out the country.
• 47:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 47:40
  El Guapo: Yeah, so it's part of the executive… jurisdiction.
• 47:46
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 47:49
  El Guapo: That's why he was firing those lawyers, and they were like, Carl, oh my god, he cannot do this. Like, actually, yeah, he can.
• 47:54
  El Guapo: It's not part of the…
• 47:55
  Testecleese: Yep, yep.
• 47:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 47:58
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 47:59
  Testecleese: Well, Mexico, and even Spain now, are getting furious over tourism into their, their big cities.
• 48:06
  El Guapo: Oh, they want them to speak Spanish, so get out of there because they're taking jobs and inflating the…
• 48:12
  El Guapo: Department, economy type of deal.
• 48:16
  Testecleese: Well, more than anything, they're really complaining about people moving into places like Mexico.
• 48:20
  El Guapo: Who's moving into Mexico? I wonder who.
• 48:24
  Ron Pascoe: wealthy white…
• 48:26
  Testecleese: people.
• 48:27
  El Guapo: Oh, why?
• 48:29
  Testecleese: Because it costs almost nothing to live in Mexico, and it's beautiful, as long as you don't have to actually work. So they're kind of inflating the academy? That's exactly what's happening, that's what these people are pissed about. They're like, all of the local whatever, you know, the entry-level jobs are taken up by these people's kids.
• 48:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 48:46
  Testecleese: so that kids can learn how to have a job someday. He's like, and now these restaurants are… they're always packed with all these white people that don't speak Spanish.
• 48:55
  Testecleese: And the prices are going up, because they can…
• 48:58
  Testecleese: You could charge these white people more money.
• 49:02
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? And they're gonna pay it, and that means even the locals gotta pay that, too. And it's really pissing them off.
• 49:08
  Ron Pascoe: Peter Eastbound and Dan,
• 49:11
  Testecleese: I just think it's hilarious, because every other country on this planet, the people are actually
• 49:16
  Testecleese: Protesting the government because they're letting too many… because the government's letting too many people in.
• 49:21
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:21
  Testecleese: Here, we have people protesting because the government's not letting people in.
• 49:26
  El Guapo: Yeah. So, you guys are…
• 49:29
  Testecleese: Unbelievable.
• 49:29
  El Guapo: You guys ever hear of Mansa Musa?
• 49:34
  Testecleese: No.
• 49:35
  El Guapo: is one of the wealthiest African…
• 49:38
  El Guapo: king, their existent on Earth, and he has so many… so much gold.
• 49:44
  El Guapo: They crossed the Africa… other Africa continent, it was given gold.
• 49:50
  El Guapo: an inflated, couple countries' inflation, I mean, inflated economy because he just put too much gold on the system.
• 49:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, that would do it too.
• 49:59
  El Guapo: Yeah, so this is the same thing. They got all these rich people coming in with the money, and you're kind of messing up the economy.
• 50:08
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 50:10
  Testecleese: No, that's exactly what's happening. Like… Now the boys…
• 50:15
  Testecleese: the jewelry store, the locals, because don't get me wrong, these folks aren't moving into, like, the slums, they're moving into nice areas, but the people that were doing well in Mexico are now dealing with…
• 50:22
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, I got the Portugal.
• 50:24
  Testecleese: Tr… tripling, you know?
• 50:25
  El Guapo: No, well, the apartments are now the Airbnbs and stuff, so now people's like, oh, I don't have to be committed to this apartment. I can just Airbnb until, like, a year or two, you know?
• 50:36
  Testecleese: Or even in 6 months.
• 50:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 50:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, which, by the way, I'm gonna bring it up again. Investing in property, in land, there's a finite amount of it. They can't just make more.
• 50:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, they can, that's the Arabics.
• 50:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they had to move it from somewhere else.
• 50:54
  El Guapo: I know, I know.
• 50:55
  Testecleese: Just like the Chinese, where they built those islands.
• 50:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're fucking fighting in the Philippines, too, now.
• 51:02
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah, we're actually in the process right now of buying the plot next to us.
• 51:07
  El Guapo: Oh, nice.
• 51:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, moving the mother-in-law in over there.
• 51:12
  El Guapo: Alright, but yo, it's just not like a little farm, dude. If it doesn't make money, it doesn't make sense.
• 51:17
  Testecleese: I'm on the side of a mountain.
• 51:20
  Testecleese: Farming is not… isn't ideal.
• 51:23
  Testecleese: Actually, I'm on the top of a mountain. If I could get enough plots of land together, though, I'd definitely have a hunting retreat.
• 51:31
  El Guapo: You could still farm, like, apples and stuff, like, stuff.
• 51:34
  Testecleese: I got 3 apple trees, 2 peach trees, 2 cherry trees, a grapevine, a bunch of strawberry plants, and blackberry plants.
• 51:42
  El Guapo: Sounds like a lot of ferment thing!
• 51:46
  Testecleese: I'm hoping to make Applejack this year, actually.
• 51:48
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 51:49
  Brian McFadden: He's making me eat right now.
• 51:51
  Testecleese: There you go.
• 51:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 51:53
  Testecleese: Mead.
• 51:55
  El Guapo: I'm not making whiskey, I'm making apple press, excuse me.
• 51:59
  Testecleese: Well, Apple Mash is cool because… or Apple Jack is cool because you make the mash, like, the wine.
• 52:06
  Testecleese: And then you put it in a barrel full of water, and you leave it outside.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: And as it gets cold, the water freezes, and you scoop the water out, and only the alcohol stays behind, because the alcohol doesn't freeze.
• 52:17
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 52:18
  Testecleese: Coal distillation process.
• 52:20
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 52:22
  Testecleese: Cool, I was like, that sounds like fun.
• 52:24
  El Guapo: I do the pineapple skin.
• 52:27
  El Guapo: You get the skin of the pineapple, cut and slice it, put it in water, put sugar on it, and let it ferment.
• 52:35
  El Guapo: In the back of my refrigerator.
• 52:37
  Testecleese: Instead of throwing sugar on it, why don't you just squeeze some of the pineapple juice onto it?
• 52:43
  Testecleese: That's real sugar. It might be too acidic.
• 52:45
  El Guapo: I think I'm gonna try honey.
• 52:47
  Testecleese: There you go, huh? Mmm…
• 52:49
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 52:50
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 52:50
  Ron Pascoe: You emerged with honey, weren't you?
• 52:53
  Brian McFadden: We're gonna have bees next year.
• 52:55
  El Guapo: Whoa!
• 52:56
  El Guapo: Brian's moving up, dude! He's upping up your game, dude! This city, too.
• 53:02
  Brian McFadden: You're allowed to have bees in the city.
• 53:04
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 53:06
  Brian McFadden: There's no regulations in, Hampton about bees.
• 53:10
  Testecleese: After you, after you, they're probably gonna put one out. Yeah.
• 53:15
  El Guapo: Brian's gonna get drunk, fall over, put his face through the hive.
• 53:20
  Ron Pascoe: Take a picture.
• 53:20
  El Guapo: Like, yeah, we need to put out Lola. Call the B… the Briar… the Brian B. Law.
• 53:26
  Testecleese: 5,000 bee stings going to the hospital.
• 53:29
  Ron Pascoe: Little Nicky. What's it, dude? Henry Winkler and Little Nicky. Stand by these.
• 53:37
  Testecleese: I had bees for a while, it's…
• 53:40
  Testecleese: It's fun, but it's a ton of work if you're not using… if you don't use all that honey.
• 53:47
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, mate, honey's expensive these days, but…
• 53:49
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 53:50
  Testecleese: It is, but, like, I don't use a lot of honey. Occasionally, every year I'll have a spoonful in spring to help with allergy.
• 53:59
  Testecleese: And then, basically, it'll go on my teeth if I have a sore throat.
• 54:02
  Testecleese: That's it.
• 54:05
  Testecleese: It's not a honey guy.
• 54:08
  Ron Pascoe: A lot of people out there use it, mate. I'll tell you what, it's a good little ripper for money, if you want to make a little money, Erna.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, you'd be amazed at how many… you'd be amazed. Anywhere I have been in this country, you can always find someone that sells local honey.
• 54:22
  Ron Pascoe: Sort of, right?
• 54:25
  Testecleese: And it ain't cheap, you're right, it costs more than the garbage, homogenized crap you buy in the store.
• 54:32
  Testecleese: Because I don't know, Brian, are you aware that every batch of honey is different?
• 54:35
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Yeah, because the flowers are going to get their pollen from us.
• 54:40
  El Guapo: Oh, right.
• 54:41
  Testecleese: They'll each… they'll each taste different until you homogenize it.
• 54:45
  Testecleese: Like you do milk, like pasteurization, almost.
• 54:50
  Testecleese: And that's what makes, like, all the honey behind the store taste the same, versus, oh yeah, there's a lot of, you know, maple in this one or something, you know?
• 54:58
  Testecleese: But, whatever.
• 55:00
  Testecleese: Already said that, the shooter in Minneapolis was upset… blamed the massacre on his mom, not wanting to change his gender.
• 55:10
  Testecleese: and I actually went ahead and discourage people from letting their kids transition.
• 55:17
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 55:19
  Testecleese: Did you see Trump is talking about, stopping trans folks from owning guns?
• 55:23
  El Guapo: Yeah… I think it should be, like, the younger generation, not… I mean…
• 55:32
  El Guapo: There should be a little bit background checked, or, like, why you, you know? Especially background…
• 55:37
  Testecleese: Ground, Jack.
• 55:38
  El Guapo: I mean, the young ones, you know, like, why, you know…
• 55:41
  Testecleese: Oh, I thought you meant buying a gun.
• 55:43
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, like, the… especially how… lately, all of this out of high school, transgenders, the ones doing the shooting.
• 55:52
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 55:53
  El Guapo: You know, that's what I'm saying, like, under 25, like, you need to go, like.
• 55:57
  El Guapo: I don't know, talk to the sheriff, like, hey, why you need a gun, you know?
• 56:01
  Ron Pascoe: I mean, you're still not supposed to have reason, you know, just because.
• 56:06
  El Guapo: But, you know, lately, you know… just, well, I think it should be temporarily, like, 10 years, see what happens, you know?
• 56:14
  Testecleese: That sounds against the Second Amendment to me.
• 56:17
  Testecleese: Now, this argument is that these people are mentally ill to the point of self-harm.
• 56:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 56:24
  Testecleese: And I was like, I understand that. I mean, even that emo… It sounds like a red flag lock. Emo too, you know?
• 56:31
  El Guapo: The ones that like to cut themselves?
• 56:35
  Testecleese: Where do you stand on this, Brian? What do you think about trans people owning guns?
• 56:40
  Brian McFadden: For the most part, I don't have an issue with it.
• 56:46
  Brian McFadden: But, you know… I mean, they're… It's hard to say.
• 56:52
  El Guapo: I mean, if… okay, no.
• 56:54
  Brian McFadden: We all have… we all know a transgender person.
• 57:00
  Brian McFadden: Unspend it.
• 57:01
  Testecleese: back.
• 57:02
  Brian McFadden: Exactly. But, you know, she's also poor and probably more mentally stable than…
• 57:09
  Brian McFadden: a lot of them out there, so… Yeah, probably most of us together.
• 57:13
  El Guapo: No, but I'm saying, like, it's not… she… she decided to do this as an older person.
• 57:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:20
  El Guapo: This… these young generations, like, they've been pushed this thing to become…
• 57:24
  El Guapo: It's something that… they don't even know what they… you know, like, it's… they feel like they're being pushed, and they're not liking it, and they want to retaliate against it in society.
• 57:33
  Testecleese: Yeah, no 6-year-old knows what transgender is. They have no idea what it feels like to be in the wrong body.
• 57:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, Claire probably… nobody pushed her to become a transgender. She, at her own will, like, you know what, this is not me, this is something… like, cool, whatever, you know, you're an adult, you know? Probably, what, the mid… late 20s? Probably when she's.
• 57:53
  Testecleese: after a Navy enlistment, so…
• 57:55
  El Guapo: Probably late 20s.
• 57:57
  Testecleese: Beautiful.
• 57:57
  El Guapo: I don't know what time… what time she got in, what year, age-wise.
• 58:02
  Testecleese: No idea.
• 58:03
  El Guapo: But this is what I'm talking about, all this young generation, like, 18, 19, they retaliate against society, like, I can't be guys let me fuck up my buddy without nobody stop it, you know? And I don't know why this isn't the church. It should be the Democratic Party.
• 58:17
  El Guapo: I mean, I'm just saying.
• 58:19
  El Guapo: You're saying the church…
• 58:22
  Testecleese: Kids are easy to kill, because they don't know what to do.
• 58:26
  Ron Pascoe: I think it's a valid point you're making there, but mate, like, I think you've got to get this extremist wokeism out of bloody, and the hate for America out of schools again.
• 58:36
  Ron Pascoe: You've got to get these teachers, and you've got to… you gotta go through them, right?
• 58:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 58:39
  Ron Pascoe: tooth cane, and get rid of these teachers that are teaching you young over there to hate America.
• 58:44
  El Guapo: Yeah, but all these people are getting indoctrinated in this college and stuff, and I think… I think what they need to be done, all those prior military personnel, if they want a job as a teacher, they can get, like, a… like, a training process and become teacher, because honestly, we need a lot of male teachers, a lot of female teachers do.
• 59:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 59:05
  El Guapo: In the United States?
• 59:07
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 59:08
  El Guapo: it should be, like, a 50-50 type of ratio, you know? 40-60, I'm still happy with that.
• 59:15
  El Guapo: You know?
• 59:16
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, you… you've got to get… you've got to teach the young again to respect authority again.
• 59:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 59:21
  Ron Pascoe: Not to fear authority, but to respect it.
• 59:23
  El Guapo: Yeah. Well, fear is part of the, respect to…
• 59:28
  Testecleese: Early on, until you realize the difference.
• 59:31
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: Absolutely.
• 59:33
  Testecleese: That's actually why I won't let the wife use the chainsaw.
• 59:36
  Testecleese: She's afraid of the chainsaw, she doesn't respect the chainsaw.
• 59:40
  Testecleese: Because I'm like, you know, respect that thing, it can kick back.
• 59:43
  Testecleese: Wrap your leg wide open, all the way down to the.
• 59:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 59:46
  Testecleese: And she's like, oh, I'm afraid of that happening. I was like, okay, let's not pick that up at all then, because you're just gonna be terrified, and that's what causes it to happen.
• 59:55
  El Guapo: You should get, like, a Milwaukee, the little chainsaw with it.
• 1:00:00
  El Guapo: They got one, too, so…
• 1:00:04
  El Guapo: I want to get one, too, because you can cut branches and stuff like that with it, you know? You never know when you can eat…
• 1:00:09
  El Guapo: Just got a little branch here and there, poo-poo, whatever.
• 1:00:11
  Brian McFadden: Do you have branches?
• 1:00:13
  El Guapo: No, I'm saying, like… Like, trees fall off, like, okay, let me cut this little branch, like…
• 1:00:19
  Brian McFadden: You don't have any… Jeez!
• 1:00:21
  El Guapo: I got… across the street, yes, they do, they fall off, like, then I, like…
• 1:00:26
  Testecleese: You ever do anything with that… you ever do anything with that plot of land you bought?
• 1:00:31
  Brian McFadden: It's a sore subject there.
• 1:00:33
  El Guapo: Yes. So, I wanted my parents to move in there, but now they want to move to,
• 1:00:39
  El Guapo: Farm Bill in Virginia. Farm Bill.
• 1:00:42
  Testecleese: Barnville?
• 1:00:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like west of Richmond.
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: Oh, is it, cleared, or is it still wilderness?
• 1:00:49
  El Guapo: Still wilderness, I haven't cleared… I clear out once, but it just grow back up.
• 1:00:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, but that's not the same, though, you don't have to worry about the trees.
• 1:00:56
  El Guapo: Oh, no, no, no, there's a lot of…
• 1:00:59
  Brian McFadden: Farmland!
• 1:01:00
  El Guapo: I know, I was sick of growing corn this year, but I just… let me get my stuff together, and I wanna grow.
• 1:01:05
  Brian McFadden: You're never getting your shit together.
• 1:01:08
  El Guapo: Brian, what kind of friend are you supporting me in here? Thanks.
• 1:01:12
  Testecleese: Go get some… go figure out what you gotta do to get a license to legally grow a pot farm.
• 1:01:16
  Brian McFadden: You can only grow, that's a lot harder than growing 5 plants.
• 1:01:23
  Testecleese: True, you guys can't sell it, so you can't even sell it to the store.
• 1:01:26
  El Guapo: No, unless I grow, like, behind the tree lawns and stuff.
• 1:01:31
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, if you can find a way to grow yourself a big ol' park farm, you can make tons of money.
• 1:01:36
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, but then he's gonna be required to be out there on a constant basis.
• 1:01:39
  El Guapo: Yes.
• 1:01:40
  El Guapo: It's, like, an hour drive for me.
• 1:01:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then you spend 40 minutes checking everything over, watering them a couple times a week.
• 1:01:48
  El Guapo: Yeah, but I work, like, 12, 11 hours a day.
• 1:01:51
  Testecleese: Alright. Or you could even go ahead, put yourself up a small little home on it, and rent it out.
• 1:01:57
  El Guapo: True.
• 1:01:58
  Testecleese: Like, not even one family house, like a dude and his buddy with two bedrooms.
• 1:02:03
  El Guapo: I wanna put, like, those, Home Depot sheds.
• 1:02:07
  El Guapo: With the two… two floors on it?
• 1:02:10
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:02:11
  El Guapo: And, you know, like, on the bottom, have a bathroom and a sink, you know?
• 1:02:16
  El Guapo: Bop.
• 1:02:17
  Brian McFadden: My wife would live in it.
• 1:02:19
  El Guapo: Huh?
• 1:02:20
  Brian McFadden: My wife would live there.
• 1:02:25
  Testecleese: I'm just saying you have this waterland that's just sitting there.
• 1:02:28
  El Guapo: I know!
• 1:02:29
  Testecleese: It's not even attached to your own home. Like, it's one thing if it's attached to where you live, and you don't do crap with it, it's like, it's there, you know what I mean? It's like…
• 1:02:36
  El Guapo: If it was to test my house, it would be amazing, because I've been doing stuff in there, you know? Like, I would put 3 pla…
• 1:02:43
  El Guapo: apple trees and stuff like that. You know what? I should just use a light.
• 1:02:47
  Testecleese: We just have a small little apple orchard.
• 1:02:49
  El Guapo: Yeah, just put it there, see what happens, you know?
• 1:02:52
  Testecleese: And yeah, well, and here's the thing, is actually feed them and take care of them. Get yourself some good-looking apples, and then go ahead and sell them on the side of the road in one of them farm stands, just like you see with people with their eggs.
• 1:03:01
  Brian McFadden: You know what they do? You have to do that with watermelon.
• 1:03:03
  El Guapo: We do with, honesty, honesty, boxes out there.
• 1:03:08
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:03:10
  Testecleese: just leave, like, a bushel of apples out there, so yeah, take… you know, we… Take 60…
• 1:03:15
  El Guapo: Tap the car with it, yeah, tap the car with it, and just stick it.
• 1:03:19
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:03:22
  Testecleese: Alright. Well, apparently Ilhan Omar got all upset at Trump at pointing out that the fact that the, shooter in Minneapolis was a transport person.
• 1:03:30
  El Guapo: Why? She's muscling.
• 1:03:33
  Testecleese: She said it's not the time to point fingers. Well, because she's still a Democrat. Which is funny, because Tim Walz came out and points the gun at gun owners, pointed his finger at gun owners.
• 1:03:42
  Testecleese: And it's like…
• 1:03:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, you know, people own cars. Is it car owners' fault for, all the car accidents? Well, people die in car accidents every year, you know?
• 1:03:56
  Testecleese: Alright. Alright.
• 1:03:59
  Testecleese: Moving on into international stuff, which, this isn't really international, but Trump is, has signed an order today, renamed the, Pentagon, back to the Department of War, from Department of Defense.
• 1:04:12
  El Guapo: Okay. Yeah, that's what it was back in the day.
• 1:04:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  El Guapo: I had no problem. I think…
• 1:04:17
  El Guapo: I think we got two PCs, you know, it's like…
• 1:04:21
  El Guapo: Because that's what it is, War Department, that's what they do.
• 1:04:25
  Testecleese: Oh, and Eggsets said that he was, the military was gonna start focus on precision killing, and not,
• 1:04:32
  Testecleese: Like, PC something something.
• 1:04:35
  Testecleese: He's like, no, no, we're sending the Marines in, they're there to kill stuff, they're not there to talk to people about their, you know, when hearts and minds.
• 1:04:43
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:04:43
  Testecleese: What was it before the Marine showed up?
• 1:04:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, you had a choice, yeah, you had a choice to talk to us. Alright, cool, we're gonna deal that way.
• 1:04:51
  Testecleese: Once… once the Marines slam into that shore, you're fucked. It's too late to say, okay, okay, I'll, you know…
• 1:04:57
  Testecleese: I'll drink the new coffee you guys make, I'm sorry.
• 1:05:01
  El Guapo: Like, you see the footprints of the water beach? No. Oh, they were there a second ago.
• 1:05:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, oh, oh, they were SEALs.
• 1:05:10
  El Guapo: Mmm.
• 1:05:12
  El Guapo: That was the most badass commercial.
• 1:05:15
  Testecleese: It was, the footprints are there, or they're coming out of the water, the footprints, and the water washes in, the footprints are gone, you're like, oh, they were never there.
• 1:05:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:27
  Testecleese: Which is funny, it reminds me of a joke.
• 1:05:30
  Ron Pascoe: Old man is driving, or whatever.
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: And he bumps into the back of some guy's, like, Maserati or something.
• 1:05:37
  Testecleese: Guy jumps outside screaming how he's gonna kick his ass, and he's like, pay me 10 grand right now to pay for these damages, or else I'll beat you to… beat you to pulp and then sue you.
• 1:05:47
  Testecleese: And the guy says, hold on, hold on, let me call my son. He trains dolphins.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: And the guy's like, okay, okay, whatever.
• 1:05:53
  Testecleese: Guy calls his son up.
• 1:05:55
  Testecleese: And 15 minutes later, exactly, it's Sunday with 5 of his buddies, and they get out of the car, and they're just these enormous dudes.
• 1:06:02
  Brian McFadden: They're dogs, man.
• 1:06:02
  Testecleese: I've seen.
• 1:06:03
  Brian McFadden: Miami, though.
• 1:06:03
  Testecleese: Well, they proceed to pummel these guys.
• 1:06:07
  Testecleese: No, and after they were done, the kid walks over and was dead. For the last time. I don't train dolphins, I train Navy SEALs.
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:06:19
  Testecleese: Anyway, Department of War.
• 1:06:23
  Testecleese: I got no problem with that. Okay, it's what it used to be back in the day. Did you guys… you guys see the video of this, Venezuelan boat?
• 1:06:32
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:35
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 1:06:36
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's really Maduro's mad at us.
• 1:06:39
  Ron Pascoe: Oops.
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, Levin died on this drug vessel, and yeah, Maduro was…
• 1:06:44
  Testecleese: Shit, they buzzed one of our bat, destroyers.
• 1:06:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, with our own plane.
• 1:06:49
  Testecleese: With planes we made, exactly. And what were they,
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: Two generations of aircraft to go.
• 1:06:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:56
  Testecleese: last gen.
• 1:06:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think F-16s.
• 1:07:01
  Testecleese: Okay, okay.
• 1:07:03
  Testecleese: maduro's already got a bounty on us in the United States, like, he's…
• 1:07:08
  Brian McFadden: Well, he's already been, declared a leader of a cartel, so…
• 1:07:14
  Testecleese: Yes, and they…
• 1:07:15
  Brian McFadden: I mean, they might not be making the cocaine, but they're not stopping it and discouraging it from being shipped out of their country.
• 1:07:23
  Testecleese: They went and threatened the United States Navy with American weapons after we blew up a vessel bringing drugs into our country.
• 1:07:33
  Brian McFadden: I mean, when Trump said he was gonna, you know, step up the war against drugs, nobody actually thought.
• 1:07:39
  Brian McFadden: That, you know… He would go this far.
• 1:07:43
  Testecleese: high conflict.
• 1:07:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:07:46
  Brian McFadden: I mean, Obama was good at it, but not Trump.
• 1:07:50
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:07:51
  Testecleese: Well, it doesn't matter what Trump does. He could do literally the same thing Obama did, and the people that voted Obama were still gonna hate it.
• 1:07:58
  Brian McFadden: Well, they won't… they don't remember what Obama did.
• 1:08:00
  Testecleese: It's true. I love watching these videos, and like, what'd you think of this quote from Trump? And then they'll read it to him. And even in the quote, it's like, oh, 6 years ago.
• 1:08:07
  Testecleese: we were cracking down on immigration, or whatever, we've been cracking down on immigration, yadda yadda. And they get all offended, he's like, well, that was Obama. And these people, kids, are all like, no, it's not, you're on your mind, and he plays the audio of, like, the video of Obama saying it.
• 1:08:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:08:21
  El Guapo: deny it, probably.
• 1:08:22
  Testecleese: Some of them still deny it, and some of them would…
• 1:08:25
  Testecleese: do the mental gymnastics to explain why I was okay when the black guy said it.
• 1:08:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:08:33
  Testecleese: -
• 1:08:34
  Testecleese: Anyway, in reaction to these,
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: this, plane thing, the jet thing the Venezuelans did, Trump went and put 10 F-35s in Puerto Rico.
• 1:08:47
  Testecleese: To deal with the cartel.
• 1:08:50
  Testecleese: Okay, whew.
• 1:08:51
  Brian McFadden: We don't have a base in Puerto Rico anymore.
• 1:08:54
  El Guapo: Man, no, but I still… spill of jurisdiction in the United States.
• 1:09:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, we landed on a runway.
• 1:09:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:09:04
  El Guapo: ask permission.
• 1:09:05
  Brian McFadden: We closed the base in Porter, we closed Rosie Rose.
• 1:09:09
  El Guapo: It was a beautiful frickin' base, oh my god, so big, too.
• 1:09:13
  El Guapo: Dude, you cannot get from… Oh, you cannot get from one side to the base to the other one, you have to get a bus.
• 1:09:19
  El Guapo: Literally, you had to get a microbus, and they had, like, Navy guys that would, like, get out of the Navy?
• 1:09:25
  El Guapo: And they got, like, a minibus and stuff, and they used to, like.
• 1:09:29
  El Guapo: You saw you… everybody pitch in, like, 20 bucks, like.
• 1:09:33
  Ron Pascoe: Six of us?
• 1:09:35
  El Guapo: And he got a cooler full of beer, and you go to San Juan with him.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: When you say minibus, do you mean, like, the jam vans in Illinois?
• 1:09:42
  El Guapo: Mean van? Microvan.
• 1:09:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, the jam vans.
• 1:09:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, he got a cooler full of beer, and you drink it all the way to San Juan.
• 1:09:51
  Testecleese: I mean, you say that, you make it sound like this place is huge, but the,
• 1:09:56
  Testecleese: for Peter Fender. But, Norfolk was enormous, too.
• 1:10:00
  El Guapo: No, no, it was… I felt bigger, because it's all it sees is grass, man. This is huge, dude.
• 1:10:05
  Testecleese: Okay, I'm not saying otherwise, I haven't been there, I just know that.
• 1:10:09
  El Guapo: Oh, dude.
• 1:10:09
  Testecleese: Most sailors never even went over the marine side.
• 1:10:13
  Testecleese: Or the… or the Air Department side of, NOV.
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: That place is enormous.
• 1:10:20
  Testecleese: But…
• 1:10:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:10:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, for all I know, half the island in Puerto Rico was, a giant Navy base. I have no idea. I know my father used to be stationed there.
• 1:10:29
  Testecleese: He got… he got hooked up in Vietnam. They sent him to Puerto Rico, handed him a handgun, and his job was to protect the, nuclear fuel.
• 1:10:38
  Brian McFadden: Huh, okay.
• 1:10:39
  Testecleese: So yeah, they used to field strip their guns. This is a long time ago, so I don't feel bad saying it. They used to field strip their guns
• 1:10:46
  Testecleese: And put rubber bands on them, so when they dropped the hammer, they would shoot rubber bands at each other. And I was like, oh, dear God, that's why we had so much training on this.
• 1:10:54
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:10:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, the only reason they closed down Rosie Rose, because of the… so they used to use, Bieques, a island, to, like, shoot down, like, practice shooting.
• 1:11:06
  El Guapo: And somebody was there and got killed, so they're like, oh, the Puerto Rico, like, go close the base. Well, after they close the base, dude, the economy, like, people going on.
• 1:11:16
  Brian McFadden: I realized how much money was being spent there.
• 1:11:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's a big thing, is…
• 1:11:24
  El Guapo: I think Trump needs to take it back, too. That was a lovely base, too.
• 1:11:28
  Brian McFadden: So we got another judge blocking the Trump administration from ending illegal protections for 1.1 million Venezuelan and Haitians.
• 1:11:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, a lot of those… What's that?
• 1:11:41
  Ron Pascoe: Good luck with that!
• 1:11:42
  Testecleese: Yep, right?
• 1:11:43
  Testecleese: Well, a lot of their protections have already ended, and the rest of them are gonna end this month in, like, a week and a half? Excuse me.
• 1:11:52
  Testecleese: And the judge was like, nope, they can stay. I'm like, no, what the… what does temporary mean anymore?
• 1:11:59
  Testecleese: Or deferred. Like, we even say it's a temporary protection.
• 1:12:04
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:12:05
  Ron Pascoe: What are you looking at?
• 1:12:07
  Ron Pascoe: Elegator Alcachez is back open.
• 1:12:10
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:12:10
  Ron Pascoe: business.
• 1:12:10
  Brian McFadden: We talked about…
• 1:12:11
  Ron Pascoe: They wouldn't… The tariffs are still there, when a federal judge said they're illegal.
• 1:12:18
  Ron Pascoe: He's still Mr.
• 1:12:19
  Brian McFadden: Tariffs can only be temporarily, unless Congress gets involved.
• 1:12:23
  Ron Pascoe: There's a… there's a… there's a period of time where they gotta go away unless…
• 1:12:28
  Brian McFadden: Congress actually gets off their lazy butts and does their job.
• 1:12:33
  Testecleese: 180 days is it?
• 1:12:34
  Ron Pascoe: 100%.
• 1:12:36
  Brian McFadden: I think so. It's awkward.
• 1:12:38
  Ron Pascoe: Just like with bloody Elon Musk, he was only there for a short period of time.
• 1:12:43
  Ron Pascoe: You know, like, these federal judges, they're gonna keep trying, even though the Supreme Court has ruled against them.
• 1:12:51
  Ron Pascoe: They're gonna try everything for the next 4 years.
• 1:12:54
  Testecleese: That is ridiculous that we have district judges deciding they can overrule the Supreme Court.
• 1:13:01
  Testecleese: They're like, yeah, no, we're just… we're gonna do this anyway. It's like, the Supreme Court already said you can't do that.
• 1:13:06
  Brian McFadden: Well, they think they're the checks and balances of the system.
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: The judiciary is a… one of the checks and balances of the executive and legislative branches, not of itself.
• 1:13:18
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's what it turned out to be.
• 1:13:20
  Brian McFadden: Is the Supreme Court is, you know, the check and balance of the whole judiciary.
• 1:13:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, and then the guy under… the guys under him go ahead and say, I don't care, do it anyway.
• 1:13:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, like, well, they learned it from President Biden.
• 1:13:36
  Testecleese: they watch Joe Biden say, I don't care about student loan
• 1:13:39
  Testecleese: rulings, I'm gonna go ahead and forgive the debt anyway.
• 1:13:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:43
  Testecleese: Twice, right? Supreme Court had to go out and tell him twice not to do it, and he did it again anyway.
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: Anyway, right now, the United States is pushing the European Union to, completely cut off all Russian energy, like, don't buy any from them, and he wants to sanction India and China, them to vote to sanction India and China with us.
• 1:14:04
  Testecleese: And it's interesting, because he doubled the tariff on India for buying all that Russian oil.
• 1:14:12
  Testecleese: And I don't know if you guys saw, but a whole bunch of, folks, conservative podcasts came out.
• 1:14:19
  Testecleese: saying that we shouldn't do this to India.
• 1:14:22
  Testecleese: But they all had, like, the same quote they were using, which…
• 1:14:26
  El Guapo: Definitely leads me to believe that they were paid.
• 1:14:31
  Testecleese: You have some money, go out, go ahead and put this out there, you know?
• 1:14:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:38
  Testecleese: Ugh.
• 1:14:38
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, no. And then India turned up to the bloody Chinese bloody military parade?
• 1:14:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, Putin was there with, Right? Or Kim?
• 1:14:50
  Ron Pascoe: Have you still marry me?
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: Oh, excuse me.
• 1:14:55
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:14:59
  Testecleese: I don't know, you guys follow…
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: I am Rava, it came across my feed.
• 1:15:04
  Testecleese: my newsfeed.
• 1:15:06
  Testecleese: The column of far right in Germany
• 1:15:11
  Testecleese: Everything that's not insanely left is considered far right these days, though.
• 1:15:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15:15
  Testecleese: But they've… as of this article with a 7, now it's 8?
• 1:15:19
  Testecleese: People in this party have turned up dead.
• 1:15:22
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah…
• 1:15:24
  Testecleese: Days before the election happens.
• 1:15:26
  El Guapo: Something's gone then.
• 1:15:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, this sounds like what happened in Mexico, right?
• 1:15:31
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: All the politicians running for a certain party and different jobs are all dying.
• 1:15:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, the most dangerous job to be a politician in Germany right now.
• 1:15:42
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 1:15:44
  Testecleese: You don't get… Which reminds me exactly what happened in Mexico, when, what was it, like, 100-something were killed?
• 1:15:50
  El Guapo: 34 politician before we got the Shybomb.
• 1:15:54
  El Guapo: Then, yeah, you're gonna… people gonna believe she's not… she's not being attacked? Yeah, okay.
• 1:15:59
  El Guapo: Just being protected.
• 1:16:01
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:16:03
  Testecleese: Check this out. I know, the Afghanistan-Pakistan area, like, the border?
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: It was an earthquake, I don't know what magnitude it was, it might be in the article, I don't remember it when I read it.
• 1:16:14
  Testecleese: They, they've found at least 800 dead as of, like, 2 days ago, with, like, 2,500 people
• 1:16:21
  Testecleese: Found alive to be, evacuated.
• 1:16:24
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, you gotta remember that…
• 1:16:27
  Brian McFadden: that area of the… Afghanistan does not have a whole lot of infrastructure.
• 1:16:34
  Testecleese: Correct, and they… there's no… ownership of property.
• 1:16:39
  Testecleese: And I know that's gonna sound like a weird thing to say about this.
• 1:16:43
  Testecleese: But they'll literally build their home on top of someone else's home.
• 1:16:48
  Testecleese: And have to walk through the front door to go up a set of stairs into their own home.
• 1:16:52
  Brian McFadden: You know, through someone else's living room.
• 1:16:55
  Testecleese: Because you… there's no private property.
• 1:16:58
  Testecleese: So, these guys are building stuff on top of stuff on top of stuff.
• 1:17:02
  Brian McFadden: Right, so there's no building codes.
• 1:17:04
  Testecleese: No building code, and then it collapses, and everyone inside of it dies. All, you know, all four families.
• 1:17:11
  El Guapo: Very unfortunate.
• 1:17:16
  Testecleese: Very unfortunate, that's a lot of people to die in an earthquake.
• 1:17:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, a huge amount.
• 1:17:21
  Testecleese: We just had one of the biggest earthquakes in the history of earthquakes being recorded.
• 1:17:26
  Testecleese: And it wasn't even close to 800 dead.
• 1:17:30
  Testecleese: Of course, I was also in the middle of nowhere, Russia, where the epicenter was.
• 1:17:37
  El Guapo: So, this Puerto Rico base was 9,324 acres. Big.
• 1:17:45
  Testecleese: Okay, acres, okay?
• 1:17:46
  El Guapo: 9,000 acres, yeah.
• 1:17:49
  El Guapo: Most of it, like, west side of Puerto Rico…
• 1:17:53
  El Guapo: The west side of the island.
• 1:17:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, it was… big bass.
• 1:18:00
  Testecleese: Alright, well, there's also a mass stabbing in Canada from some of the, from a First Nationer.
• 1:18:08
  El Guapo: First make?
• 1:18:09
  Testecleese: small.
• 1:18:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, a native?
• 1:18:12
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:13
  Testecleese: Native Canadian… Killed one person and injured at least six more in a mass stabbing.
• 1:18:19
  El Guapo: That is crazy.
• 1:18:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's really losing your shit, but… I think that's gonna kill.
• 1:18:28
  El Guapo: Is it knife illegal, really, in Canada?
• 1:18:31
  Testecleese: You could have knives, right?
• 1:18:32
  El Guapo: We're getting to that point.
• 1:18:33
  Testecleese: But it will be considered a weapon in every situation, it could be considered a weapon.
• 1:18:39
  El Guapo: He's like…
• 1:18:40
  Testecleese: Technically speaking, you can get a rifle in Canada.
• 1:18:43
  Testecleese: It's just not super easy.
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? And there's crazy rules about transporting and using it.
• 1:18:50
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:18:50
  Testecleese: Speaking of, I'm going to,
• 1:18:53
  Testecleese: Next weekend, I'm going to a gun show.
• 1:18:57
  Testecleese: took an hour drive from here. It's actually the same day I'm taking my,
• 1:19:00
  Testecleese: the written test for my hunter's education, so I can finally get my license.
• 1:19:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, the gun show, I'm hoping to pick up a .308 to go deer hunting, a bolt action.
• 1:19:13
  Ron Pascoe: I've got to go, lads, but can I just give a big shout-out today to the Mighty Shorty Devils?
• 1:19:18
  Ron Pascoe: We're one game away from the team I'm involved with.
• 1:19:22
  Brian McFadden: A little rugby.
• 1:19:24
  Ron Pascoe: Rugby league, yeah, we play in two hours. If we win today, we're in our grand final. You guys call it a Super Bowl.
• 1:19:30
  Testecleese: Gotcha.
• 1:19:32
  Ron Pascoe: Well, good luck.
• 1:19:33
  Ron Pascoe: Thanks, guys. Appreciate that. But, I should be right. If we don't win today, we're out next weekend, so I'm right on Saturday, but…
• 1:19:41
  Ron Pascoe: We win, mate. It'll be grieved final next week, and I'll be totally obliterated on Sunday.
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: That sounds, sounds good.
• 1:19:47
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 1:19:48
  Ron Pascoe: If we win today, I'm ringing up… I'm ringing up work already 7 days in advance, saying I'm gonna…
• 1:19:53
  Brian McFadden: You won't be the only one, I'm sure.
• 1:19:59
  Ron Pascoe: devil.
• 1:19:59
  Brian McFadden: Lude.
• 1:20:00
  Testecleese: Thank you, man, be safe out there.
• 1:20:01
  Ron Pascoe: Okay, boys.
• 1:20:05
  Testecleese: Carrie Lake cut some more jobs.
• 1:20:10
  Testecleese: Okay, I don't know, you shared this one, is there something about it in particular you want to talk about, or just…
• 1:20:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, it's the voice of America, you know, more job cuts, because there's… there's… you know, there's a bunch of people that were just doing these jobs that weren't really needed, you know, they were just getting a government paycheck, so…
• 1:20:27
  Testecleese: No, I agree.
• 1:20:29
  Testecleese: I'm gonna go down to this Mom Donnie one. I've been trying to avoid him in general, but some of the stuff he's saying…
• 1:20:35
  Brian McFadden: This is ridiculous.
• 1:20:36
  Testecleese: doing is just mind-boggling.
• 1:20:39
  Testecleese: And this isn't even Mamdani himself, it's the party.
• 1:20:42
  Brian McFadden: What party? The Democrat Party?
• 1:20:45
  Testecleese: Democrat Socialists of America.
• 1:20:49
  Testecleese: They said they're gonna expel anyone from their party who opposes boycotting Israel.
• 1:20:59
  Testecleese: And I just… I look at Democrat Socialists of America, and I just…
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: It's so close to the, what is it, a German national… worker… or democratic… Democratic Socialists No.
• 1:21:15
  Testecleese: There's German workers labor… party, socialist party, something like that. It's what spells out Nazi.
• 1:21:23
  Brian McFadden: Okay. And this is almost the exact same.
• 1:21:26
  Testecleese: thing, but made American, you know what I mean? Americanized.
• 1:21:31
  Testecleese: And they're like, oh, no, no, you have to hate… Jews in Israel, too.
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: It's like, wow!
• 1:21:40
  Testecleese: I keep calling people Nazis as you're…
• 1:21:42
  Testecleese: Modeling your party after the Nazi party, and having the same views.
• 1:21:49
  Testecleese: Kinda, kinda crazy.
• 1:21:51
  El Guapo: I'm surprised they haven't… they haven't asked themselves, are we the… are we the baddies?
• 1:21:55
  Testecleese: Are we the baddies?
• 1:21:59
  Testecleese: This is interesting. Someone actually finally went out and did a study.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: On the sea level, because, you know, it's supposed to be…
• 1:22:08
  Testecleese: out of control how fast it's rising. yeah, and then they went out and did a study, and, like, they found out no one has ever actually done this. It's all been predictions and models. No one's ever actually gone.
• 1:22:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and those predictions are, like, always 102 years, 100 years out, so the people that are alive that make the predictions aren't alive when the predictions actually come to fruition.
• 1:22:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:22:30
  Brian McFadden: When they should have come to fruition, whether it turns out or not.
• 1:22:33
  Testecleese: the average It turns out, since 2020, When this was started.
• 1:22:42
  Testecleese: The average sea level rise has been 6 inches a century.
• 1:22:47
  Testecleese: They're telling us that in a couple years, we're gonna be flooded out of here and destroyed. It's gonna take 100 years to go… and don't get me wrong, 6 inches would make a big difference on coastal cities.
• 1:22:58
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, 100… that gives us a lot of time to figure out something if this isn't half the problem they say it is.
• 1:23:04
  El Guapo: You know how I know… you know how I know how that's bullshit? Ever since Obama bought property and waterfront property.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, in, in, Massachusetts.
• 1:23:16
  Testecleese: And how are you?
• 1:23:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, he went on both codes.
• 1:23:21
  Testecleese: Dear God. Must be nice to have that kind of money.
• 1:23:27
  Testecleese: But yeah, they were saying, they were expecting, they were saying that they thought it was 3 to 4 millimeters a year.
• 1:23:35
  Testecleese: And it turns out it's actually 1.5.
• 1:23:39
  Testecleese: And I saw another story I couldn't find again, hmm.
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: The ice in the Antarctic increased by 10 billion tons this year.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: I'm not saying one way or the other, but I do know that we've had it beat into our head that the world is ending.
• 1:24:03
  Testecleese: And the dates have come and gone several times. That's why they decided putting them out 100 years in advance.
• 1:24:11
  Testecleese: Now, if you say, oh, oops, that came in one.
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: I just… we're coming out of an ice age, that's why we're still finding rolling mammoths.
• 1:24:20
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 1:24:21
  Brian McFadden: In Europe, that is, you know.
• 1:24:25
  Testecleese: I don't know, I think the average person has no idea that the Earth goes through cycles of hot and cold, or warm and cool, really.
• 1:24:34
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:24:35
  Testecleese: Like, this is just… How this stuff works.
• 1:24:39
  Testecleese: Shit, the magnetic poles, I still think, are flippin' right now.
• 1:24:43
  Testecleese: And that's gonna cause all sorts of problems.
• 1:24:45
  Testecleese: for all I know, it might even cause flooding, because it might…
• 1:24:50
  Testecleese: It might make the tectonic plates start moving in opposite directions.
• 1:24:55
  Testecleese: Push us back into a Pangea.
• 1:24:59
  Testecleese: I have no idea.
• 1:25:01
  Testecleese: I understand electromagnetism well enough, but we talk about it on a global scale.
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: Dear, dear God, you know what I mean?
• 1:25:10
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:25:11
  Testecleese: Well, Brian.
• 1:25:14
  Testecleese: Why don't you pinch off this giant stinker of a turd?
• 1:25:18
  Brian McFadden: Oh, God.
• 1:25:18
  Testecleese: Maybe we can't come up with a title for…
• 1:25:28
  El Guapo: There will be one.