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#136: Pool Party Massacre (2017) - Tubi or Not to Be · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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  movie? Gonna have a pool party.
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  Gonna invite all our friends. Gonna have it.
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  I don't remember their swords. Well, good night, we talked
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  about the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Absurd in all of
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  our favorite least, favorite, scary movies, because we believe
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  every horror movie rightfully, has its fanbase, even if we
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  don't always get it. My name is Travis.
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  My name is Jessie. And today, we are back with
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  another bonus live. I'm cut a mostly undrawn episode
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  of to be or not to be. All right.
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  The bonus Series where we go through movies, we've never seen
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  on to be and give a chance generally smaller movies.
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  Yes, movies that need some love some attention, and boy, did we
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  find one this time? But it was small.
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  I needed some love and some attention.
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  Yes. So we're talking 20 17 S Pool
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  Party Massacre, Okay. So, Pool Party Massacre,
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  premiered, April, 20th, 2017. You can watch it on to be yes, I
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  don't care where else you can watch it.
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  This is to be or not to be as moment on to be, it's on to be
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  written and directed by Drew. Mar Vic music by Mike Conway,
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  special effects makeup by Christopher Arredondo and Katie
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  Jacobs starring. Kristen Noel mcusic is Blair,
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  winthorpe Margo nin, name a As Nancy Drew marbet as Blaine
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  winthorpe, Alexis Adams is Tiffany Destiny found out,
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  Destiny Faith Nelson as Jasmine. Crystal stone is Brittany.
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  Jennifer Mar Vic is Kelly Mark, Justice is Troy and Nick bar as
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  clay. I have absolutely no box office
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  information for this. I don't think that this
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  absolutely does make, this did not release absolutely none.
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  It currently stands at a 4.3 out of 10 on.
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  EB 4.3, what the fuck? Are you calling it?
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  Rude. That's very rude.
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  That's like that's just straight-up disrespectful.
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  That's disrespectful. Okay.
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  So I pulled three movies and none of them had box office
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  information, readily available on IMDb either.
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  So I just went with their IMDb scores, all right.
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  And I was mostly going off of poster Vibes because I was a big
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  part of the reason I chose this movie, okay?
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  So post your Vibes. So the first one the babysitter
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  Okay. Yeah, very similar.
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  I could see it October. 13, 2017, currently sitting at a six
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  point. Three out of ten.
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  Okay. That's not bad tragedy girls.
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  Okay. That released October 20th. 2017
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  6.0 out of 10. I can see the similarity with
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  the poster and I'm sure the box office information exists
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  because I feel like I was able to find someone we covered it
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  on. Yeah.
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  So but it wasn't there on IMDb so oh really okay.
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  Yeah I mean that was a smaller scale movie.
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  Also Also. Yes, filmed in Kentucky.
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  Oh yeah, that's really great about that.
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  And then the third movie Garden Party Massacre Garden Party
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  Master. Everybody messy, dude, we have
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  to check that out. And that released September 22nd
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  2017. Wow.
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  So there's like a whole bunch of massacres going on in 2017.
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  Yeah. And that has a 5.5 out of 10 on
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  IMDb, so a higher score. Yes, interesting, that piques my
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  curiosity. One tagline Moon, okay.
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  Worst. Pool party ever.
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  Okay, I don't like it. I think that that's a line from
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  the movie. Yeah, the ending line.
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  Yeah. But still, nah, I don't really
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  care for that as a tagline. Yeah, it's crazy.
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  Yeah. No.
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  I get this movie deserves so much more than that.
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  Yeah, and the writing is there that it could be, it could be
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  there. Yeah.
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  Since it's our to be, or not, to be not as much in depth
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  information, but I do have something that I caught.
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  But while I was writing down, cast and crew.
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  Yeah, I remember you saying that you had a fun fact for me here.
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  So does the name Drew mardik? Sound familiar at all?
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  Drew. Mar Vic is that the director and
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  writer director and writer. And he also plays Blaine and
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  Blaine is the boyfriend, the brother, right?
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  The not creepy brother. No.
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  He's the blares brother. Oh that dude.
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  Oh, he directed it? That was the director.
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  Oh shit. Yeah, I mean there's something
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  familiar about him. I just I don't really know what
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  it is. So do you remember the segment
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  in 13 slaves, till Christmas with the brother and sister and
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  the brothers talking about Santa's evil twin?
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  Yeah, maybe it's the one with the because he starts playing
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  the record backwards. Oh yeah, that one.
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  Hmm. Who's he was the writer and
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  director? For that?
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  Really, those are his kids in that segment and he played the
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  evil brother Santa see. And that was like, one of my
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  favorite ones in that movie, that was probably the best one,
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  one of the best ones. I can't really remember the
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  other ones, but that one always liked that one.
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  Had an impression on me. Yeah.
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  You liked that one and the radio one.
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  Yeah. Wow.
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  Okay, cool, that's awesome. Yeah, well, okay, so we we got
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  some connections going on there. Yeah, I wonder if that means.
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  Like, he's from like around these parts, it seems possible
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  because I know that I really wanted it to be a lot of like
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  local filmmakers. Yeah, Okay, cool.
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  So, that makes sense, why I would like this movie?
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  Then yes, exactly. I guess is getting us on into
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  our segment about talking about our feelings, about it.
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  Yeah. And I'll go first, since you
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  picked it, this is Jesse's pick by the way.
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  It was my pick, so, yeah, good bad, ugly.
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  An absurd. This movie is just fucking fun.
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  I, I didn't know what to expect. I felt like this might be like
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  a, like, somebody just trying to ride the waves of like the
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  Massacre movies, like, summer Party Massacre, even the logo in
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  the movie. I think it's like the same
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  Massacre logo on all of the slumber party.
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  Massacres at least the same van Want.
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  Yeah, the same font, so I thought that that I give us,
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  maybe trying to just like Coast off of that and maybe, like not
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  really be a well-put-together film, but holy shit.
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  Was that wrong? The, the movie, it has humor,
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  this movie is legitimately funny.
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  This movie has Great Kills, the special effects are fucking
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  amazing, and that's the thing that shocked me too.
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  I didn't expect it to be as good as it was like this movie Just
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  surpassed every expectation that I had going in, like, I went in
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  expecting like, cheap fun, but like, it's cheap for sure.
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  But my, my guy like they did a great job with what they had.
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  I think that the Killer is good, the way that they shoot the
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  scenes with the killer, you don't see anything.
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  It's all from the waist down, but like every time that he's on
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  the screen, it's menacing. I like how he keeps going back
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  and forth to the next or garage to get a new tool as a weapon.
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  It is so hilarious. Reyes him gently placing the
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  tools back exactly where he got them.
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  That is my level of humor. I love it.
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  Soaked in blood. Yes, yeah, yeah.
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  It's it's just great. I have a great time with this
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  movie, the bad for it. Um, I feel like it might be part
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  of like the intention of this movie about.
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  Like, none of these people really have a good chemistry
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  like everybody hates each other and it's so Like you can have
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  good chemistry while hating each other.
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  Yeah. But like I don't know.
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  It's just me. I mean like the acting is kind
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  of not like super great but then again it's kind of expected and
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  then at a certain point is that intentional you know but either
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  way like it's not to a point where it's distracting.
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  I think just like the characters like everybody hating each other
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  is it's a weird dynamic. Nobody's actually friends in
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  this movie. Everybody's just shit talking
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  one another the entire time. It's Kind of weird the ugly for
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  this. I think some of the shit with
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  Quay it's kind of like over-the-top, mmm.
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  Like I think that he's a funny character, but my God man, he
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  like walks that line as close as you can.
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  There's a hard turn where I went from loving him as a character
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  to being really grossed out by him.
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  Yeah, I was, I was expecting his character to go in One Direction
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  and then like they only know, I didn't the other part of his
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  character. I was like, okay, if this is who
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  were getting but wrong choice. Yeah, you know, but he's still
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  even though he's kind of a shitty guy, like one of the
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  things he does and says, in the movie still kind of entertaining
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  and he's still pretty funny to a certain degree and the Absurd
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  for this, I think just the whole thing with her parents.
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  In the opening, we always did, like, Nancy better.
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  Yeah, just like straight up telling your daughter to her
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  face that you like her friend better who standing right next
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  to you. And then also they're like
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  idolizing her brother who like the, like the point when they
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  show the family portrait like they all look normal and then
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  like the brothers like this giant dude like with the massive
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  facial hair. Yes just something about seeing
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  him paired with him made me laugh and it's I don't know,
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  it's just weird but boy, this movie was not what I expected.
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  And I'm Really happy about it because I fucking love this
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  movie. I'm going to give this like an
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  eight and a half and a half. Yeah.
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  Okay, it's fun. So I picked this movie for two
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  reasons. One, the poster always catches
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  my attention. It looks like the cover of like
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  a Christopher, Pike novel, mmm. And so that immediately has my
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  attention like, okay, I want to, I want to watch this and then
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  the trailer, it gave me very like Dubrow Party Massacre,
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  three Vibes. I could sloshing it.
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  So I was like, yeah, I want to give this a chance like there's
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  multiple reasons for me to want to say yes to this.
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  Maybe God. Yes.
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  So that's what we want with. It's a cool, our 19, so it's an
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  easy watch. Yeah, obviously it's on to be so
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  it's full free. So free.
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  So free it. The humor is like, absolutely on
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  point. I love it.
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  It's so so dumb. It's dumb.
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  But man, like, I feel like everybody sells their parts so.
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  Well, they really do. I love, I love a movie Mean Girl
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  so much. So they're all me.
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  I know where you hate that, they're all mean.
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  I love it because I love a mean, girl.
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  I think it would make sense if Blair was the mean girl.
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  And it's funny that they're all over at her house and she's just
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  like this person that hates everybody.
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  Hmm. Like she hates fun but like they
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  all just Hate each other the entire time.
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  Yes, I guess it is kind of funny, but at the same time like
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  Jesus. Yeah.
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  I think that's really fun. I like the dialogue with her
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  parents, just a very bubbly. Uh-huh.
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  It's just it's so much fun. It's so well.
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  Written, in terms of the humor, it sets the tone.
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  Yeah, it really does. And the effects are great.
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  Like this is really great fake blood.
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  Like, there's a killing that opening scene where you see the
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  blood, go into the pool and it behaves the way blood would.
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  If it was dripped into a pool, Pool.
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  I like it's just nice. Yeah, the bad I think I think
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  the chemistry of more or less comes from like They're not all
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  super experienced actors that might be a.
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  So I think that there were just moments where there is like a
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  little bit too much of a hesitation in them responding to
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  one another with their dialogue. I think like if they've been
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  sped up a little bit that would like Elevate this movie
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  immensely, I could see that. Hmm.
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  Because you can really tell between some of the actors like
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  Blair and Blaine at the end, their characters have a really
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  good dialogue with one. Another Troy and Tiffany have
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  good dialogue with one another. I think Is pretty.
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  He's probably the best actor out of all of them in this movie.
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  Yeah. Brittany.
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  And Jasmine, their little Dynamic with one another.
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  I'd like, they all have their moments, but like, as a big
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  Ensemble, it's a little bit uncomfortable.
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  Yeah. The ugly.
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  Clay. Yeah.
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  Climbing. Come on.
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  He's like a problematic. Dude.
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  This is whole character. Yeah.
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  And the Absurd. I just don't even know where to
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  start. I just all of it.
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  The whole thing's absurd, but in a delightful way in the best
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  possible way. Yeah, so I'm gonna give this a
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  seven seven. Okay, well, I can't believe I'm
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  higher on this and I know I was not sure how you felt about this
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  movie kids. Like, every time this and a
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  break would happen you to go to this movie, man.
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  And like, I couldn't tell if it was a this movie or like a
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  smoothie. No.
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  And I was loving it the entire time.
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  How did you not hear me laughing?
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  I thought it was hilarious. I thought the kills are great
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  like that. I don't know.
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  There's not a why I can complain about with this movie.
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  Honestly, it's kind of a perfect movie for me.
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  Well, we're starting off with an average of 7.75.
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  All right, that's the last route.
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  I can't believe the IMDb for this thing is like, I'm so
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  that's so crazy to me. Okay, so we start off with an
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  extra wide driveway and being the responsible adults we are,
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  we were both talking about how nice it would be to have a
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  double wide driveway. Yeah.
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  Jesse just immediately was like, AA double wide range and this is
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  a good intro. So pinker's pool repair arrives
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  at the house and it's just due to is like listening to metal
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  music and he's there just to clean the pool.
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  And then meanwhile, this wait, he's out there sunbathing and
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  she's trying to get his attention.
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  Yeah. And they're trying to make it
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  seem poorni. Yeah.
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  And I like the captions is funky bass music.
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  So, like, she's she thinks that so the guys like, hey, mrs.
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  Whatever, and it's just like, oh, hello.
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  I'm going to need you to come over here and help me, you know,
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  put lotion on the hard-to-reach places.
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  Meanwhile, he's got music blasting and he can't hear
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  anything she's saying. Yeah, but she thinks of they're
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  actually having a conversation this entire time.
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  Then she looks over and he's gone.
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  Hmm. And then she just thinks, okay,
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  he's gone. And then we see the killer
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  approach. Come in.
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  She thinks that it's the pool guy coming back to actually have
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  sex. Meanwhile, this guy has, what's
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  his weapon here? Is that a hammer.
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  Now, it's a something serrated. It's like a, it's hedge trimmer
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  type thing. Right?
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  Okay. Yeah.
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  So he takes that kills her with the yeah.
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  Slits, her throat. Yeah.
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  And then also goes back out and has already killed the poor boy,
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  too. And then we get this opening.
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  Edit scene, which is a bit animation.
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  My gut is very tough of some heavy metal.
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  And I like it. I love this intro'.
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  It's so good. Like, I was trying to figure
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  out, like, are these all kills that are happening in the movie?
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  Or are these kills that happen beforehand?
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  Is this like what this guy was doing because it ends with the
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  pixelated kill of her at the pool there.
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  So like I like it as like a little like this is what this
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  guy's been up to prequel mom. Yeah and now we're here with
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  him. So I He's going outside walking
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  out and then he sees next door over that Blair is talking to
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  her parents and saying, goodbye because of her leaving her alone
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  at the house for the weekend. Yeah.
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  They're like yeah, of course you can throw a party honey.
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  I just know through sums in the bedroom and then the mothers.
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  Like honey don't roll that out. That's how we met.
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  And she's like, oh yeah, and the entire time that they're having
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  this conversation, they're holding their dogs and one of
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  them is Darla and Darla is just looking at the camera with this
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  look Like are you guys legs are dangling?
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  Like they've got got her arm around her chest and torso and
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  the legs. You can see it going.
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  It's like the gym, help, early giving the camera.
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  Seriously, guys, are you seeing this shit?
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  This shit is so fucking wild, and I like that because don't
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  let her walk on the pavement, because it's much too hot for
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  her out. And I like feel that with every
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  inch of my soul because Talia Pororo, sweet Talia does Have
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  the survival Instinct to not walk on hot pavement.
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  We have to like steer her off of it in the summer.
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  Yeah, so they're gone. They tell her that they love
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  Nancy more than her Mac. Is her friend.
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  I don't understand how these two are friends are so different
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  people. They go inside and let's see
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  what what happens next? Oh yeah, they're like looking at
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  the pictures because they're also talking about how they will
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  have her brother so much. More and you just get this
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  picture of like this like family.
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  They're like they all look kind of upper-class nice and then you
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  have the brother you fucking Zach Galifianakis?
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  Yeah. This fucking mountain of a man
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  with this giant ass beard. It's just so funny to me.
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  I don't know what it is, but he doesn't look like he belongs
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  there. He's like The Golden Child.
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  Blair also has this like funny photo where it looks like.
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  She's trying to pose really good.
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  Cover rap album or something. Oh yeah.
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  And it's like, what are you gonna do?
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  Have the humor of the movie? I know she.
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  Okay, this is. Yeah, we're getting and then she
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  goes to put sorry letter but normally I would obviously like
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  faking. Yeah, can't not laugh.
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  She Somebody knocks on the door and it is the former landscaper,
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  who I guess. Blair, they had a thing, they
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  had a thing but not really she blamed she said that he attacked
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  her and that's not the case at all.
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  And that actually happens to be Nancy, stepbrother and Nancy,
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  just consistently refers to him as her brother and he,
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  consistently refers to Nancy as his sister and Blair's ones,
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  like step-siblings. So, I relate to Blair in this
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  next moment, because she's trying on different outfits for
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  the party and she's just crying. And she's like, nothing in my
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  closet works. It's a very relatable moment.
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  Everybody has been there so many swimsuits man.
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  Oh man, it's so she finally finds what she likes and if she
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  hears spooky sounds and she goes to investigate and ends up
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  running into Nancy and then they fight with each other about her
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  stepbrother Danny. Yeah.
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  Yeah. They have like a whore argument
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  there, but the rest of the friends come over.
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  Yeah. They're sneaking in through the
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  garage there in various states of like ready for the pool party
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  because Jasmine's just in a straight-up bikini already.
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  One of them has jean shorts over her bikini one's got like a full
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  dress on its, I just think it's funny.
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  Yes. And then they argue about making
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  drinks. They're all very, very rich
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  girls. They aren't used to making even
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  their own drinks, I guess. Yeah, one of them was like yeah
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  my dad owns a bar. So we have all kinds of people
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  to make us drinks. He's like does anybody know how
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  to make a mojito and Brittany? Who I think is probably my
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  favorite of these? She goes, I'm not Italian.
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  Yeah. And I also like how like none of
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  them, remember Nancy? They all went to school together
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  but like none of them can remember her because she's not
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  like a rich kid. Yeah.
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  So they make her, go get some champagne downstairs while you
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  go all while they all go out to the Pool.
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  And we see a shot of the killer in the cellar behind Nancy's,
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  she walks out. And is it creepy shocked?
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  Because like it. He's at the bottom of the stairs
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  on the Shadow and you just see like his silhouette.
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  Yeah, it's nice. He's got a hammer at this point
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  to. Yes.
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  So, they're all sitting outside chatting one.
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  Girl, what is her name? I don't remember her name on
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  most of these people. I don't know names, honestly,
• 21:07
  oops, wrong sheet Kelly. Kelly.
• 21:10
  Okay. She She is being called out by
• 21:16
  her boyfriend, because, I guess she said she was going to the
• 21:18
  spa with her mom, which was obviously a lie and her mom
• 21:22
  posted something to her story and he was like, I got your, at
• 21:26
  the spa with your mom. So she like, goes inside to call
• 21:28
  him and while she's talking to him on the phone, the killer
• 21:31
  comes up and like, takes the not the hammer part of the hammer,
• 21:36
  but the little prong quality. Yeah, the claw and sticks it up
• 21:41
  through her chin. Is this the girl that there?
• 21:43
  Like shooting on her boyfriend. Called him a loser.
• 21:46
  Yeah. Like I cut their own.
• 21:48
  Oh, there's yeah. They're saying like, he sucks.
• 21:50
  But he's Rich. So like she doesn't stand a
• 21:51
  better chance with anybody else. Yeah.
• 21:53
  Well he doesn't Worship You. So yeah.
• 21:57
  So Tiffany reveals that she invited her boyfriend Troy over
• 22:04
  and she's like I had that's not weird for you.
• 22:05
  I know I stole them from you and the eighth grade Blair and like
• 22:09
  the timeline is so funky because Nancy's in grad school.
• 22:12
  So they're all Clearly like in their 20s.
• 22:15
  So like this eighth grade drama stuff.
• 22:17
  It's like, have you guys been together since the eighth grade?
• 22:19
  I'm assuming no, they're together now.
• 22:22
  So Troy comes in with his brother, Clay boys weren't
• 22:25
  supposed to be over and this is where I get even worth it
• 22:29
  issues. Like, well his parents are home,
• 22:31
  so we can't be at his house and my parents are home, so we can't
• 22:34
  do it at my house. And I'm like, you guys are
• 22:37
  adults? Yeah, you're adults and if you
• 22:40
  all have houses, the sighs it can't be that hard to sneak your
• 22:43
  boyfriend. And yeah, for real.
• 22:45
  I I like so like Clay is there and he's just kind of like
• 22:49
  tagging along. I don't think that they, any of
• 22:51
  them. No Quay.
• 22:53
  But I like, Troy is like taking what's the other girl's?
• 22:57
  Name Tiffany Tiffany there. It's going inside.
• 22:59
  The like have sex but like toss me a beer.
• 23:01
  Clay is yes for their. Yes.
• 23:03
  And he tosses it to him. Troy catches it because his
• 23:07
  hands are full. He opens it with his mouth.
• 23:10
  It is so pmv in a way that I just, I love it.
• 23:18
  Clay. Pulls out his boom box and he
• 23:20
  starts playing some metal music. So we've got like the speakers
• 23:23
  going on with blares Summer Mix. Yeah, but then we also have this
• 23:27
  boom box going with the metal music.
• 23:32
  Let's see the Killer's grabbed a pickaxe at this point from the
• 23:35
  garage. Oh there's a lady next door
• 23:39
  who's having an angry German tea party with her doll?
• 23:43
  Yeah. This is a very weird Moment Like
• 23:45
  This is like such a Strange character to have here?
• 23:48
  Yeah. Well she's she hears the metal
• 23:50
  music hears the commotion she's annoyed she just wants to have
• 23:53
  like it's a nice quiet tea party.
• 23:56
  Yeah she does have a nice quiet tea party so she goes over next
• 23:59
  door and she rings the bell and she's getting ready to yell.
• 24:02
  Except then she gets a pickaxe to the school.
• 24:05
  So, you know, that's it. Don't complain about the noise
• 24:09
  next door people. Yep.
• 24:13
  So Troy and Tiffany were upstairs, having sex.
• 24:16
  Yeah, true. But I need my tools.
• 24:20
  He has to go downstairs and Tiffany's tied up during this.
• 24:24
  Yeah, so she's tied up. Yes.
• 24:26
  She's the left like that. And he's like I can't go again
• 24:29
  right now babe. She's like going on.
• 24:30
  Oh like trying to get him to untie and he's like, I can't go
• 24:34
  right now. I need a break.
• 24:35
  I'm gonna go get a beard pizza, and then I'll come back and see
• 24:37
  what we can do. And meanwhile Clay is outside
• 24:44
  being like creepy to the girls. Like do you really awkward
• 24:47
  pickup lines? He's trying to like get the pool
• 24:51
  party started. So he's like going over there
• 24:53
  getting in his underwear. It's a speedo and it's a where's
• 24:57
  Waldo Speedos. I know I'm fairly certain.
• 25:01
  It's a where's Waldo speed is wearing trunks before.
• 25:04
  He's already wearing swim trunks full layers already, okay.
• 25:08
  Okay, whatever. Sure so yeah, it's like A
• 25:11
  where's Waldo Speedo? And I'm not talking like red and
• 25:14
  white stripes. I'm talking like one of the
• 25:16
  pages from a, where's Waldo book?
• 25:18
  I mean, obviously, wallet is on the dick, right?
• 25:20
  I'm assuming you would have to be there or at the book, The
• 25:23
  butthole. Yeah, like, right in the
• 25:25
  morning. No.
• 25:25
  In between like, decorated the whole, it's either one of those.
• 25:29
  It doesn't matter. He takes it off.
• 25:31
  He's skinny dipping. Yeah.
• 25:32
  Nobody wants to join him. Meanwhile inside Tiffany gets an
• 25:40
  ax to the throat and she can't do anything about it because
• 25:43
  she's tied up. Yep.
• 25:46
  But the good what? Troy assumes is good news for
• 25:49
  her aside. His boners back.
• 25:50
  Yeah. Was he sick?
• 25:51
  Good news babe my boners back. Yeah, as he's running up.
• 25:55
  The steps. But it's the way he says it too.
• 25:58
  Right. It's not just that he's like
• 26:00
  good news. Babe my bonus back but it's a
• 26:01
  good news babe. My board is back.
• 26:03
  Yeah he runs upstairs and he ends up.
• 26:07
  Getting got ya. He gets the axe to the head.
• 26:11
  So class, going on and on and on about Ferris, Bueller to Nancy
• 26:16
  and how like Ferris is just a figment of Cameron's imagination
• 26:20
  of this Theory. And he is calling out all of the
• 26:23
  reasons. This Theory doesn't work and it
• 26:25
  very much makes me think of that.
• 26:26
  Random dude, at best friend bar, who was trying to tell me all
• 26:30
  about Jenny in Forrest Gump, except he couldn't even get her
• 26:33
  name, right? And I was like, I'm not having
• 26:35
  this conversation with you like, yeah.
• 26:38
  Oh yeah, I remember, yeah, he kept on her penny and I was
• 26:40
  like, I'm not having this conversation with you right now.
• 26:47
  So after she basically like smoke Sam on this whole Theory
• 26:52
  like how it's all wrong. He like turns to Brittany and
• 26:56
  starts trying to do it again except then he's got gross stuff
• 27:02
  in his service and tricks her into drinking it.
• 27:06
  Yeah it's nasty and problematic and is that what is it really
• 27:11
  that stuff? Yeah like I didn't like that's I
• 27:13
  don't know. Don't make any sense.
• 27:16
  But okay, yeah, if that's what it is, and yeah, it's just not,
• 27:19
  yeah, I forget what they said, but I did write down what I
• 27:24
  heard versus what was on the captions.
• 27:26
  Because clay, what I heard him say was, did you quote Toy Story
• 27:31
  to me? He did say that the caption
• 27:35
  said, did you quote Tolstoy to me Tolstoy?
• 27:39
  Yeah. Okay, which one would it be?
• 27:43
  I heard toast to toast. My Story Toy Story.
• 27:46
  Toy Story. Yeah, I think Toy Story makes
• 27:49
  more sense. I just think it's funny that the
• 27:50
  caption said Tolstoy. What did she say?
• 27:53
  I don't remember me. Write that down.
• 27:56
  Then the girls have a fun moment where they make fun of guys,
• 27:58
  ejaculated faces. Oh yeah, no face.
• 28:03
  It's uh, it's a really funny. Now Clay is inside and he's
• 28:12
  being really creepy. Yeah, he's going to go take care
• 28:14
  of things, himself of, you know what I mean, and he's taking
• 28:17
  family photos to do it. I think.
• 28:20
  Okay, then it's problematic but like the whole scene with him
• 28:25
  going in there. He grabs a picture of her mom
• 28:28
  and he keeps clear. Mrs. Blares me.
• 28:31
  I like how there's like, he's building a whole scene music.
• 28:33
  Don't you? Look at me, don't you?
• 28:35
  Look at me, it's like slapping himself in the face.
• 28:38
  It's so weird. The girls are also going inside
• 28:42
  to get themselves, some champagne.
• 28:44
  Yeah, there is a pizza delivery by Chet.
• 28:48
  He gets a hedge trimmer to the gut and then the Killer is this
• 28:53
  drill and he's plugging it in and he like aims that just right
• 28:58
  to get the drill to go through the wall and into Clays chest.
• 29:03
  I was happy that you were so excited when you saw the drill
• 29:06
  it was like and doesn't Yeah, it was like it does feel slumber
• 29:10
  party Mass. They would go to the tool shed
• 29:12
  and it's front and center every single time by like he would
• 29:15
  hover his hand over and then go to, like something next to it.
• 29:18
  So I was really happy to see the drill come out.
• 29:20
  So Brittany and Jasmine, decide that they're going to mix some
• 29:24
  drinks at the bar. And they're just like, they're
• 29:28
  like me whenever you're like, do you want to make the drinks?
• 29:33
  And then, I just started throwing stuff into a glass.
• 29:35
  And I'm like, let's see how it tastes and you're like, what is
• 29:37
  it? I'm like, Like I don't know, a
• 29:38
  little bit of everything is sometimes it looks good.
• 29:42
  I usually have a pretty good palette for it.
• 29:44
  Yeah, that's true. But Jasmine's of accidentally
• 29:49
  spilling it all over yourself. Yeah.
• 29:50
  Well, cause she's got the little, the martini shaker, but
• 29:53
  she doesn't put the cap on it. So it immediately gets all over
• 29:56
  her. So she was like, I've got to go
• 29:59
  wash this off before. It makes my self tanner streaky,
• 30:03
  so she's going into the shower. I call bullshit on this
• 30:07
  bathroom. Umm, this is a poor person
• 30:10
  bathroom. I know because it looks like our
• 30:12
  bath. That's a tiny bit.
• 30:13
  There's no way this bathroom belongs in this Mansion.
• 30:16
  Yeah it's a nice. Nice house.
• 30:18
  And like a tiny. Tiny little bathroom unless it's
• 30:22
  like like seven and a half bathrooms in this is like the
• 30:25
  half. This is a solid.
• 30:27
  Middle-class bathroom is Yeah. She's in there, taking a shower
• 30:32
  and during all of this, the killer has grabbed.
• 30:36
  It's like a weed, eater type of thing.
• 30:38
  Yeah, it's a weed wacker. Yeah.
• 30:39
  And he goes over there and like chops off her legs.
• 30:41
  Yeah, sure. I'm sure that's how that works
• 30:46
  either way, she's dead. Now, Brittany goes back outside
• 30:51
  and she gives Nancy Jasmine's drink.
• 30:53
  And she's there like chit chatting a little bit.
• 30:57
  Having a moment and then she goes, oh no, this is Turn the LA
• 31:01
  attorney and commented on my pic because she, she doesn't say
• 31:04
  commented on my pic. She goes, he commented my pick
• 31:07
  and I thought maybe it was a flood, but she says that, like,
• 31:09
  three more times, like, she runs inside.
• 31:11
  She's like, I gotta go. Tell Jasmine Jasmine.
• 31:13
  The attorney coming in my picks, And I love it and I love that.
• 31:18
  The actress that plays is character has like giant plugs
• 31:23
  in her ears. Yeah.
• 31:24
  Then like, they have her hair down to like kind of cover it
• 31:27
  but like it'll pop out sometimes because she's not the type that
• 31:29
  would have stretched loaves. So I love catching little things
• 31:33
  like that, but while she's going inside, trying to find Jasmine,
• 31:39
  she finds her body, then she finds Tiffany and Troy's bodies.
• 31:43
  And as she's like, having her little And the Birds are angry.
• 31:51
  Yeah. Sorry we've got trees right
• 31:55
  outside her window in the birds are going out.
• 31:57
  Yeah, so she's like, doing a little circuit around the
• 32:01
  upstairs and at one point she was like got her back against a
• 32:04
  door and a machete goes through it and through her.
• 32:06
  Yeah. So Blair this is Nancy or
• 32:13
  talking, they're having a heart-to-heart.
• 32:14
  Yeah, Nancy is has convinced Blair to go inside to either
• 32:19
  have a good time and join some random sex is going on or break
• 32:23
  it up. Yeah.
• 32:23
  Nancy's whole philosophy towards blares basically like you would
• 32:26
  loosen up a lot of. He just got laid.
• 32:28
  Yeah, pretty much, which is kind of like, there's a lot to unpack
• 32:33
  with that mentality, but I think she's just like, just be open to
• 32:36
  experiences. Yeah.
• 32:38
  And you know go in there either shut it down or like have a fun
• 32:42
  time. Basically so she goes in there
• 32:45
  to try I think her goal is actually to get everybody to
• 32:48
  stop. She doesn't want any fun to be
• 32:49
  had at her pool party and she's the fun place.
• 32:51
  Yeah. And while while she was fancy.
• 32:56
  Yeah. Nancy sitting outside.
• 32:58
  And she gets a mallet to the Head.
• 33:01
  Yeah. So Blair goes inside and she
• 33:04
  finds all of the bodies inside one room, including one, that's
• 33:07
  like propped up behind Door and it falls on her and she was
• 33:12
  ticked. Did you make that body fall on
• 33:14
  me? And it's Blaine.
• 33:17
  Is the killer. Yeah.
• 33:18
  That's haha. Super 80s.
• 33:20
  Isn't it gonna be? Honest did not see.
• 33:21
  This guy didn't either. It's a nice twist.
• 33:24
  Yeah. I was like, expecting it to be
• 33:26
  one of the people that we thought died already.
• 33:28
  Like I was like, I was gonna read something weird, or it's
• 33:30
  gonna be Danny or something predict somebody random like in
• 33:33
  the yeah, they're like summer Party Massacre movies.
• 33:35
  It's just some random person, usually, but no.
• 33:38
  It's the brother. Yeah.
• 33:40
  So basically what happened is a Blair asked Blaine to help her
• 33:43
  kill her friends and she wants to pin it on the creepy guy
• 33:46
  across the street. But Blaine is like no, I'm
• 33:50
  actually like really good at this and I want to become famous
• 33:52
  for being a really good serial killer.
• 33:53
  Yeah, I forgot about the creepy guy because like it's not even a
• 33:56
  creepy guy. Like, whenever it at the
• 33:58
  beginning of the movie, when her parents will have, she like just
• 34:00
  as soon as he's like oh look at that creepy guy over there.
• 34:02
  It's just this guy out there like cutting like the yeah, it
• 34:05
  was a mystery. Yeah, just like what the fuck
• 34:07
  are you looking at me for? So, of course, Nancy wasn't
• 34:12
  killed the head, and she's hearing all of their confessions
• 34:16
  and them having their little sibling bickering, which is made
• 34:19
  funnier by the fact that they like, had this whole murder pot.
• 34:22
  Yeah, and she likes slowly reaches into the pocket.
• 34:28
  I think it's Troy, might be next to her.
• 34:29
  And she grabs the phone? She texts her brother.
• 34:32
  What's going on silently? And then she makes a run for it
• 34:35
  and so they have this whole Chase.
• 34:38
  Seen and she ends up using the machete on Blaine, that was one
• 34:44
  of the few tools. He didn't actually put back,
• 34:46
  he'd left it in the door. Yeah, get some in the tummy and
• 34:51
  Blair says that she wants Fame. She hates her friends and she
• 35:02
  she's very slut-shaming towards them.
• 35:04
  She's like, I'm not a slats I deserve to be famous and
• 35:09
  Nancy's, like make a sex tape. Look everybody.
• 35:11
  Yes. Just like, no, I saw her
• 35:14
  yesterday. Yeah, I just have sex.
• 35:15
  Yeah. So, Nancy ends up taking an axe
• 35:20
  to Blair's head? Yep.
• 35:22
  She's dead. Yep.
• 35:24
  Week this I feel like between the drill and this moment with
• 35:29
  Darla like clearly dramatic as a Slumber Party Massacre fan
• 35:33
  because we cut to the dog eating the pizza.
• 35:36
  Yes, I love it. It's Like, I'm glad that like,
• 35:40
  Darla just gets final. Yeah, we see a moment.
• 35:43
  Darla the dog does survive. Yes, and she is eating pizza.
• 35:48
  She's living her best life in Nancy walks out of the house.
• 35:52
  And then we see upstairs plane is still alive.
• 35:55
  Yeah, yep. So that is the movie for y'all.
• 36:01
  Does it short and sweet? It's like an hour and 17
• 36:04
  minutes, right? Yeah, it's a quick movie.
• 36:06
  It's fun. It's a good time.
• 36:08
  I'm Travis is your score changing, any not keeping it?
• 36:13
  Okay, I think I'm gonna put mine up to 7.5, okay?
• 36:16
  So 7.5, an 8.5 M. Okay, so was their average 88.
• 36:20
  Okay, is good for this. Double the IMDb score that it
• 36:23
  has currently. Hmm.
• 36:27
  What do you think? Scouts favorite part of the
• 36:29
  movie was? I think Scouts favorite part was
• 36:33
  when ever We're toast. Darla into the parents room.
• 36:41
  No, obviously Scott's favorite part was when Darla ate the
• 36:44
  pizza. The end.
• 36:45
  Okay, I was close. It had to be a darling moment.
• 36:48
  Yeah, yeah, cuz I got it. I mean I could see Scout maybe
• 36:51
  relating to Blair because, you know, she kind of has that scowl
• 36:55
  on her face all the time. Just always angry.
• 36:57
  She could have also enjoyed Blaine because of the facial
• 37:00
  hair. True.
• 37:00
  True. Okay.
• 37:03
  All right. How did you relate to I?
• 37:10
  Hmm. I really hate to the pool boy
• 37:16
  because whenever I'm doing that type of shit like yard work, I
• 37:20
  just put in my headphones and I just don't give a shit about
• 37:24
  anything else that's going on around me.
• 37:26
  Okay so some some I could be talking to me.
• 37:28
  Something could be happening I'm just doing my shit.
• 37:32
  What about you? I really hate to Nancy and Danny
• 37:35
  because step the couplings are siblings, okay, yeah.
• 37:40
  Okay, one other thing. I really need to talk about this
• 37:43
  movie is the song at the closing credits.
• 37:46
  It is the massacre, remix of the song called pool party, when
• 37:49
  they consume, and it's fucking hilarious.
• 37:51
  That's what Jesse was singing in the opening.
• 37:53
  Yes, I've listened to it about 10 times since Friday night.
• 37:57
  It's the dumbest fucking song. It's so funny though.
• 38:00
  It's so funny. It's fitting for the movie.
• 38:02
  Yeah, you go. Listen to it.
• 38:04
  It's a whole story. It's dumb humor.
• 38:07
  Yeah. Okay, I think that that's that's
• 38:11
  covered. - yeah. Titular question to be or not,
• 38:17
  to be really have to ask, of course, man, this movie.
• 38:21
  I, if I see this thing like available to buy, I'm buying
• 38:24
  this shit, this fucking movie and rules.
• 38:26
  I love this movie so much. I would absolutely buy a shirt
• 38:29
  with this poster on it. Yeah, this movie is so good.
• 38:32
  I want it to be part of the, like, the Party Massacre
• 38:36
  franchise like, it needs to be just like, adopted into that,
• 38:40
  okay? I've got a tent.
• 38:42
  Of 10 review to talk about. Oh, you do.
• 38:45
  Why would you go tell? It's him?
• 38:46
  Well because I wasn't sure which way you leaned.
• 38:49
  Oh, wow. Okay, but you'll understand why
• 38:51
  I picked this one. Okay, once I get to the end.
• 38:52
  Okay, okay, seriously. This movie was way better than I
• 38:56
  thought it would be. I don't know what that means,
• 38:57
  exactly. Maybe I expected it to be
• 38:59
  horrible, but it wasn't. It was the opposite of horrible.
• 39:02
  In fact, I really enjoyed it. I laughed.
• 39:04
  I cringed, I covered my eyes in fear, okay?
• 39:07
  It was more embarrassment than fear.
• 39:09
  If you're the kind of person that enjoys can't be b-horror
• 39:11
  films, full of blood-soaked, Women in Peril, then this movie
• 39:14
  is perfect for you. Pool Party Massacre, evokes, the
• 39:17
  spirit, and feeling of an 80s, horror film.
• 39:18
  But set in modern time, which is something, I'm not sure.
• 39:21
  A lot of people have pulled off this.
• 39:22
  Well, so grab a cocktail lower, your expectations and throw on
• 39:25
  Pool Party Massacre. You won't regret it.
• 39:28
  Oh, did I mention my son made this movie that I expected it to
• 39:31
  be so horrible. Just kidding Drew.
• 39:33
  Oh, that's so funny. Yeah, I saw that.
• 39:38
  I'm keeping it no matter what I mean.
• 39:41
  Honestly though, that it is like I think that that's an honest
• 39:44
  review though, because that's kind of where I was.
• 39:46
  I didn't expect it to be bad but I thought it was going to be
• 39:48
  like somebody just trying to make like a massacre movie like
• 39:53
  a Party Massacre. I'm just going to call it Party
• 39:54
  Massacre. Yeah.
• 39:56
  And you know just try and like just try and hit the tropes but
• 40:00
  not exactly succeed but not this person like knew what they were
• 40:03
  doing. Yeah.
• 40:04
  They just fucking made a great. Yeah.
• 40:06
  You can tell it was made by somebody who absolutely loves
• 40:09
  80s. Cheesy be slashers.
• 40:11
  I'm keeping an eye on. This guy.
• 40:13
  Yes, guys made like the short. It was good.
• 40:15
  This is good. I want to see more from this
• 40:17
  dude. Yeah, II was really pleased with
• 40:20
  how this was written and directed.
• 40:22
  Yeah. 100%. I want a sequel.
• 40:25
  Oh my God, I would so watch a sequel.
• 40:26
  Yeah, it needs one. So, all right.
• 40:29
  That's it. Let's probably our shortest
• 40:31
  episode to date. But you know, just go like it's
• 40:34
  a short movie. A short episode, go go.
• 40:36
  Go. Yeah, you got plenty of time
• 40:38
  left in your Sunday, throw on some to we watch this.
• 40:42
  See what else could So recommended to you.
• 40:44
  Yeah, have a good time. Yeah.
• 40:46
  All right. Donna have a pool party?
• 40:50
  Okay, so we have scream to coming out later this week with
• 40:54
  our friend, Steve at the decision.
• 40:57
  Rule, so be on the lookout for that on Thursday, like normal.
• 41:00
  We also had our patreon episode come out a couple of days ago.
• 41:04
  We finally talked about Twilight's.
• 41:07
  Yes, Twilight. Yes.
• 41:09
  And not to the degree we normally do but we just Just a
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  discussion on what genre is. Yeah.
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  Yeah, we made different points in favor of different genres of
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  movie and I'm not going to spoil it for everybody.
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  What we ended up. Deciding, what's on our this
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  movie was, it's a silly little discussion about a silly little
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  little bit that time I reversed you.
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  Did you did it threw me off, especially like hearing you say
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  Michaels full name. Because normally that only
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  happens when you read his reviews, basically, what I just
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  pulled it from my brain, I read one of his reviews for scream,
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  too, and that's just what it is. Michael.
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  Lee Howard. Hello.
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  It's a very nice flowing name it is.
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  Thank you for short and sweet episode.
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  Yes sir. See you guys again on Thursday?
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