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DONKEY: Charlamagne Delivers A Sobering Sermon On Drunk Driving · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Get junky the.
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  Speaker 2: Time you get junk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you are a doc, I'm a fat and all
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  Speaker 1: that shit around your.
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  Speaker 3: They want this man to do.
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  Speaker 1: To you.
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  Speaker 2: Had to make a judgment who was going to be
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  Speaker 2: on the Donkey of the Day. They chose you.
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  Speaker 3: There's a breakfast club, bitch you, Who's donkey of the
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  Speaker 3: day today.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's Sharon.
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  Speaker 4: Donkey of to day from Monday, July seventeenth goes to
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  Speaker 4: Gary Hillman. I feel like I just be telling y'all
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  Speaker 4: the same things over and over and over and over again.
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  Speaker 4: But Gary Hillman is forty eight years old and he
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  Speaker 4: was arrested for me in more than three times over
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  Speaker 4: the drunk driving limit. Let me tell you something. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know why we are still getting on this radio
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  Speaker 4: and telling people not to drink and drive. With all
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  Speaker 4: these rides shared companies that exist today. There's absolutely no reason.
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  Speaker 4: But here's the thing. It's one thing to get behind
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  Speaker 4: the wheel. It's an the other to get behind the wheel.
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  Speaker 2: And still not know when to quit.
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  Speaker 4: See, Gary Hillman was determined he either killed somebody or
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  Speaker 4: kill himself when he was driving drunk. What do you mean,
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  Speaker 4: Uncle Charla, Well, Gary was pissy drunk and on Friday,
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  Speaker 4: around two fifty pm, clearly day drinking, okay, clearly just
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  Speaker 4: left a brunch or something. He collided with a security
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  Speaker 4: fence after going too fast around the corner. He failed
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  Speaker 4: to stop and report the accident, and he carried on driving. Now,
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  Speaker 4: he said he was just drinking vodka. I don't understand
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  Speaker 4: people who get this drunk, because you would think a
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  Speaker 4: crash into a fence which sober you up. You would
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  Speaker 4: think a crash into a fence would make you realize, man,
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  Speaker 4: I've had one too many. But no, Gary kept driving
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  Speaker 4: and then as he was approaching around about, he crashed
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  Speaker 4: into a central reservation, which caused his airbags.
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  Speaker 2: To be deployed.
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  Speaker 4: Now, at this point, I definitely don't think driving would
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  Speaker 4: be possible, but Gary kept going. He turned around on
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  Speaker 4: the highway and stuck his head out of the driver's
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  Speaker 4: window in order.
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  Speaker 2: To see over the airbags.
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  Speaker 4: He was set to be driving slowly, but he been
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  Speaker 4: onto the wrong side of the road on which he
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  Speaker 4: was traveling for three quarters of a mile. At one point,
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  Speaker 4: Gary drove head on directly towards an ambulance which had
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  Speaker 4: his blue lights and sirens on. Imagine that this ambulance
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  Speaker 4: on the way to help somebody in need, maybe even
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  Speaker 4: had somebody in there already, and Gary could have hit
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  Speaker 4: them head on and killed everyone in the ambulance. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: one of the officers said, it's nothing short of a
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  Speaker 4: miracle that there wasn't an extremely serious incident leading to
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  Speaker 4: serious injury or death.
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  Speaker 2: Now, when police.
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  Speaker 4: Finally caught up with Gary stupid ass, his blood test
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  Speaker 4: was taken, which revealed he had two hundred and forty
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  Speaker 4: nine mgs of alcohol and one hundred mgs of blood.
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  Speaker 4: I have no idea what that means. I just know
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  Speaker 4: the legal limit is eighty and he was three times
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  Speaker 4: over the limit. Now, Gary did say he was remorseful,
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  Speaker 4: and his lawyer said he had hit rock bottom in
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  Speaker 4: the time of the offense, and he recognizes there was
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  Speaker 4: a problem, and he has been in contact with alcoholics
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  Speaker 4: anonymous to help rebuild his life. Good for you, Gary,
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  Speaker 4: that's what we want to happen. But that doesn't and
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  Speaker 4: you will not be held responsible for the consequences.
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  Speaker 2: Of your actions.
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  Speaker 4: This man has clearly watched one too many fast and
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  Speaker 4: furious movies, all right, This man thought he was Dominique Toretto.
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  Speaker 2: How many times has been. Diesel's car exploded and he
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  Speaker 2: kept driving it. All right.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how many other ways to tell y'all
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  Speaker 4: not to drink and drive. I thought this was something
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  Speaker 4: that collectively we all decided was a terrible idea years ago.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to drink, stay your ass home, Okay.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to drink, do it at a friend's
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  Speaker 4: house where you don't gotta leave. If you want to drink,
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  Speaker 4: factor your uber are lyft into what you plan to
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  Speaker 4: spend that night on drinks. Because there's no reason to
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  Speaker 4: be drinking and driving, no reason at all. There's not
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  Speaker 4: one single solitary reason on this third rock from the
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  Speaker 4: sun for you to be drinking and driving. Do I
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  Speaker 4: have to tell you that each drink you know drive
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  Speaker 4: and pairs your ability to drink?
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  Speaker 2: Wait?
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  Speaker 4: What the hell did I just say each drink you
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  Speaker 4: have and pays your ability to drive. Okay, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: If you are drunk, don't drive. All right, don't even
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  Speaker 2: put that was a golf reference. Maybe if we make
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  Speaker 2: it wrong, people will listen. Let me try allow life
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  Speaker 2: to thrive. Don't drink and drive.
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  Speaker 4: Look, man, the moral of the story is drinking and driving.
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  Speaker 4: There are stupider things to do, but it's a very
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  Speaker 4: short list. Please give Gary Hillman the biggest he huh.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know any other ways to tell people
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  Speaker 4: not to drink and.
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  Speaker 2: Drive no more. I mean we say it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: It's unbelievable at this point.
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  Speaker 4: It's like how many how much money was spent on
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  Speaker 4: don't drink and drive campaigns?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, there's nothing I can say, nothing that I
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  Speaker 4: can say that somebody shouldn't know already about.
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  Speaker 2: Drinking and driving.
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  Speaker 3: And like you said, if you're gonna go out and
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  Speaker 3: drink and drive, maybe just put the uber or whatever
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  Speaker 3: that's taxi cab or yes, however you need to get home,
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  Speaker 3: put that in your budget.
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  Speaker 2: For man, and just think about it.
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  Speaker 4: Each drink you drive and pays your ability to drink,
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  Speaker 4: your lift whatever you need to.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, each drink. You know what I'm trying to say?
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  Speaker 2: What am I trying to say? I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to say? Each drink you have and paired
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  Speaker 2: your ability to drive? There go there you go?
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well that is your donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Shot to be et. We'll see you tomorrow. Everybody else,
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  Speaker 2: It was a high school that they are perform. I
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  Speaker 2: thought you just showed up.
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  Speaker 3: That's what the that's what the report said. But she said,
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  Speaker 3: I actually didn't perform. It was prom week and I
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  Speaker 3: went up there to give the girls bundles and the
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  Speaker 3: boys money for haircuts because I remember when I needed
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  Speaker 3: it is.
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