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Brett Keane on Radio, Santa Clause Tomb Found, Christ Shroud, Christmas Jokes, Atheist Magic, Dinos · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Yeah, you are the fire desire when I say.
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  Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen.
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  My name is Brett Keene. I hope you're all having a
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  wonderful day. Today we are going to discuss
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  something really interesting. Apparently, archaeologists in
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  Turkey believe they have discovered the tomb of St.
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  Nicholas Yeah, that's right. They actually.
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  Just found Santa Claus. Isn't that something I know some
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  people are going to say what Santa Claus is real.
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  One of my favorite things that. Atheists used to do was they
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  say, oh, you believe in God, you probably believe in Santa Claus.
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  As well Well, Santa Claus was real.
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  His name was Saint Nicholas. He was a older man who used to
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  make toys and design things and then go around the neighborhoods
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  and give away his toys to poor kids, kids that were.
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  Published and all that. I'm surprised a lot of people
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  don't know that that's historical.
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  Obviously, there was a myth built around him where people,
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  you know, basically said he rides in a sleigh, flying
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  reindeer and, you know, carries a bag, jumps down chimneys and
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  burglarizes people's homes in certain times of the year.
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  But the guy was actually real and he actually did the things
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  that, well, historically, the setting.
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  The same archaeologist also have verified for the 100th time now
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  that the Shroud of Turin, the garments that Jesus Christ was
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  found in in his tomb are real and they actually have not only
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  the garments, but they also have blood stains and DNA of Jesus
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  Christ. So we know for a fact if DNA is
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  considered evidence to anybody. We actually.
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  Have the contents that proved that Jesus Christ was real and
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  actually walked the earth. Now, some people are probably
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  going to argue the same thing they would against Santa Claus.
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  They'd say, OK, so yeah, there was a guy named Saint Nicholas
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  and he did carry around toys and do all these things.
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  However, even you, Brett, you admit that there was some
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  mythology, but after him, as years went by and it's been a
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  tradition ever since. So who's to say that didn't
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  happen with Jesus? That there wasn't this really
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  cool Jewish guy running around and was gifted and articulate
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  and said a lot of really smart things and was like another
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  Gandhi, but didn't actually have any supernatural powers or flew
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  on a sleigh and had reindeers and all that?
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  Well, I do believe that Jesus Christ had the abilities.
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  I believe that he was a very avatar of God.
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  I do believe that Jesus is God. And I believe that not only did
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  He walk the earth and that the Bible is completely inspired and
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  written in His Word, but I also believe that Jesus Christ is
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  going to return. I believe that He will probably
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  return not long, to be honest with you, with the way the world
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  is being the Bible prophecies that our planet would be under
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  certain conditions and the human heart would be under certain
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  conditions before Christ returned.
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  And almost every single one of those conditions have been met,
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  especially with the war with Israel and Gaza in the Middle
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  East, which is where Jesus walked the earth.
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  So yeah, I thought a lot of you out there might think that this
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  is interesting and fascinating. So next time you're in a
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  discussion or a debate with one of those smug ass atheists who
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  like to come off arrogant and nasty and they try to mock God
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  and they say, oh. So I guess you believe in Santa
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  Claus to say, well, yes, actually I do.
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  I do, and we've got the tomb to prove it.
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  So there you go, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Isn't that something? If many of you are wondering why
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  I even bothered to make a video about this topic, well,
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  Christmas is coming around the corner.
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  Not only Christmas, but my birthday.
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  My birthday is coming up. I'm a Christmas baby.
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  I don't know how many of you know that I was born in 1976 and
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  it's not been the nicest cruise for sure.
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  My life has not been the nicest, sweetest of all times.
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  But God has blessed me with things that I need, not always
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  giving me what I want, but He has made it to where I can
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  survive, made it to where I can exist, made it to where I can
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  experience hope and joy and happiness and all that.
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  And really, when you think about it, God isn't obligated to do
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  any of those kind of things, but He has made life livable.
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  There has been some moments where I wasn't for sure if it
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  was worth living, but I look at my kids, I look at my wife, and
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  I look forward to having Christmas with my family.
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  Whether Saint Nick or God or however you see it, perceive it,
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  whether you feel it's real or not, or whether you believe
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  there's any real magic in existence or anything like that.
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  If you know that not to. Be hateful.
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  Or anything but for those out there who.
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  Say oh so. You believe in magic and all
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  that. Ladies and gentlemen, can I
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  inform you of something? I don't know how many atheists
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  out there, if you've ever been to a like a magician show where
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  you see magic, but magic is usually an illusion.
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  It's a sleight of hands. It's when someone can pull a
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  rabbit out of nowhere or pull birds out of their pocket that
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  weren't there before. Believing that the universe came
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  into existence all by itself and believing that humans came out
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  of rocks and shed and evolved into amphibians and and all
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  that. It's it's crazy.
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  Just earlier today I was watching this video, this
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  documentary done by scientists where they said that a bunch of
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  giant dinosaurs turned into ducks and chickens.
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  All right, so when you have an atheist, he says something like,
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  so you're a Christian and you believe that dinosaurs actually
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  walk with men? Yeah, of course that's what the
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  scientists are stating there. They're stating that every
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  fucking Friday when I eat Kentucky Fried Chicken, I'm
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  eating an evolved dinosaur. So.
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  Yeah, not only have I walked with the chickens and shit, but
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  I've eaten them. I've eaten me some dinosaur,
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  ladies and gentlemen. So the jokes are new.
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  All right, I'm fucking with you people.
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  But all that I said was real and true.
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  God bless.