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162: Q&A - Brian Pumpernickel · Wine & Audacity

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  Speaker 1: M hm hm.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to each episode of Winding D Podcast. I'm your host.
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  Speaker 2: Brand is Cars. I'm doing by two. I have heard
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  Speaker 2: didn't know who it was, so he's so Harry. I
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  Speaker 2: am sorry because ill hands up, not milk it. What's
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  Speaker 2: folks business. I mean, I'm gonna tell you truth. You
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  Speaker 2: also you also say that to the to the straight man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm listening that to the I'm listening that to the
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  Speaker 2: homeown woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. You just think they can change them. You can't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, some some studs will be watching up Pregnant Mysterious.
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  Speaker 1: And they just want to have babies.
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  Speaker 4: And it's and this and this is that ice blue
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  Speaker 4: it's weird. That's because you got the ice machine from
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  Speaker 4: t mood. That's why the damn ice.
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  Speaker 2: You onto onto straight pour. But it was a straight
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  Speaker 2: man in in what's the term trys on? No, I
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  Speaker 2: saw that too, but the.
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  Speaker 4: Same I gotta stop. You know how they say curiosity
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  Speaker 4: killed the cat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, stay off adultile.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's watching lesbian a do on lesbian stud stud.
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  Speaker 2: It was a straight man in the stud and talk
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  Speaker 2: about some aggressive funking. They was give it to me
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  Speaker 2: and that was hers in the same person.
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  Speaker 1: She had a woman's about but.
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  Speaker 2: That that was a man's voice. I said that. I said, God,
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  Speaker 2: damn mm hmm, come come around young, so I'll be
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  Speaker 2: saving stuff in my likes on twelve mhmh.
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  Speaker 5: Her face though, her face though, is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Right right, yeah, mes send it to you, Okay, stop Wait,
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  Speaker 2: a man a whole lot, a whole lot of that's
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  Speaker 2: a whole lot of dick.
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  Speaker 1: A whole lot on the dick. She got her heart
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  Speaker 1: and nick and just thought that in my stomach.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she said.
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  Speaker 1: Play.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 6: He'll change the game for you.
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  Speaker 2: So let's get up out of here.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's the kind of thing to tell me. I
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  Speaker 4: hear my mama calling me. I'll call you back him.
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  Speaker 2: That's she trying to say. What didn't do my mom?
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  Speaker 2: Main' raised No, touch your spine.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it's gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: It feels so right.
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  Speaker 1: It's down here and I'm choking. I mean, it's two far.
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  Speaker 2: Get your dick up out of here.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of 's five to by tell me that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want you get it away from being.
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  Speaker 1: That's a whole lie h dig.
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  Speaker 2: That's what she says.
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  Speaker 1: That's the that's what she say.
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  Speaker 4: Right now, when you move that thing, you go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: My heart, where's the time?
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  Speaker 1: And I.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't I dropped the time. Gosh, you can't lose that.
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  Speaker 2: But I dropped the camera cameras. That's funny because that
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  Speaker 2: was funny because that was the that's what happened. It
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: was like, where's the top? That's what he said. That's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of I'll be saving all sorts of smoting
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  Speaker 2: my Twitter d ms, I'll be sending so much ship
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  Speaker 2: to myself. Sorry, because sometimes you just need a little flick,
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  Speaker 2: flicky flick, same bro.
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  Speaker 1: Niggas got.
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  Speaker 7: And then the algorithm, the algorithm is so fucked up
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  Speaker 7: you can't open up it in public.
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  Speaker 2: Hell no, that's the thing with Blue Unfortunately, with the
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  Speaker 2: Blue Sky. I wish there was a way to turn
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  Speaker 2: off retweets or repost to some people, because I've done
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  Speaker 2: that on Twitter with some people I follow who I
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  Speaker 2: enjoy talking to them or interacting with them, but all
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  Speaker 2: they do is re post porn all day or post
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  Speaker 2: their own like nudes and ship And I'm like, if
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  Speaker 2: I'm at work just scrolling on the timeline looking for stuff,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to see a booty hole winking at me,
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  Speaker 2: not at ten thirty anymore, at least now while I'm
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  Speaker 2: in the office.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to say them.
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  Speaker 7: I say, I mean, sometimes you know that little that
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  Speaker 7: little pick or that little pick that comes through and
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  Speaker 7: be like, don't don't open it's open.
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  Speaker 4: Warrior and show at the moment I'm telling me too,
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's right, I forgot some of us. Don't
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  Speaker 4: wake up next to what we want and just roll
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  Speaker 4: over in the middle of the night, like you know what,
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  Speaker 4: I roll over.
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  Speaker 2: To little on the floor that I knocked off the beach.
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  Speaker 4: Of them if I can get poked in my bag
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  Speaker 4: because I rolled over on the moat.
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  Speaker 2: Or the dog over the strap that you sake to
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  Speaker 2: the motherfucker pillow. First of all, bitch, that's not enough,
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  Speaker 2: that's not hard enough.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, friend.
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  Speaker 4: I needs to rock, steady, steady rocking all night long.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? That's all?
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  Speaker 2: That's that daddy rock he Yo, the wind, Wind and
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  Speaker 2: auDA want to know the sex story? Are we selling
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  Speaker 2: that with the combination? Walking back the shot.
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  Speaker 6: Called it the steady.
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  Speaker 2: Rock this this this steady ride.
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  Speaker 1: A song for the episode the.
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  Speaker 2: Ship. Because he's just stop, wait.
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  Speaker 1: A minute, it's fine to your little boys step Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, what.
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  Speaker 6: Do you think that like, nigga, you think that's going?
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I pick up a couple
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  Speaker 1: that you side, queen.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking to you, nigga, not mean literally.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think my throat stretched to that capacity.
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  Speaker 2: Raised on quitter figured out. I'm not saying you get
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: you get a nigga like you haven't met your potential.
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  Speaker 2: I got you.
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  Speaker 1: Mim know, Teresa, ain't raise no pumps. They ain't raise no.
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  Speaker 2: He's just trying to help you live up, to take
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  Speaker 2: your until.
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  Speaker 1: Your fo on your tap, you on your face and shi.
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  Speaker 1: That was a lot of I had one of those before.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't. I'm scared. I'm sorry, you're not splitting me up.
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: It was close.
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  Speaker 2: You not split me.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: It was close.
• 9:00
  Speaker 2: My balls need to be a stay intact.
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  Speaker 4: A couple of inches. And I wasn't expecting niggas. This
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  Speaker 4: was a skinny nigga. They be them ones y'll.
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe eleven or twelve years.
• 9:10
  Speaker 4: I think I had like a ten and I wasn't expected.
• 9:14
  Speaker 4: And he pulled them up, bug out and went.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: Little mama, let me tell you what said.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: I got a little something something about as big as
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: your leg. I mean yeah, it'd be like it'd be
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: like that, like a leg museum, dick, because some of
• 9:34
  Speaker 2: them are only nice enough to look at you. I'm
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: sure the same way with you, bro, with Coochie pre
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: before you got married. Some coaches just dick up to
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  Speaker 2: look at but you don't act you want done with
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  Speaker 2: him now.
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: My old friend used to call refer to it as
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  Speaker 4: the red snapper. That's that thing that you slide in
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  Speaker 4: and them up.
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  Speaker 7: Oh that's a motherfucker. You stay away there, you stayed
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  Speaker 7: away from. But I say, I say you as a
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  Speaker 7: as a guy, you know, as a man. You know,
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  Speaker 7: sometimes you're looking here, looking at them like they probably be.
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  Speaker 7: They probably get on my fucking nerves from what I
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  Speaker 7: can remember, and I don't want them problems.
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  Speaker 6: You were like, it was all right, you know, But
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying sometimes sometimes you be looking like I.
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  Speaker 2: Had to recall, you know, I had to go back
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  Speaker 2: and remember from what I remember from what he'd be
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  Speaker 2: looking like, do I really want this? Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: That's why I know. That's why I talk fellas.
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  Speaker 7: Listen, If y'all feeling some kind of way, this thisn't
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  Speaker 7: go thisn't go for homost too, y'all, you feel some
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  Speaker 7: kind of way you think you want to see a
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  Speaker 7: person your drink off, and then if you still want
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  Speaker 7: see that person at do you.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's like you're cleaning out?
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  Speaker 2: Is too much? If because if if you have you
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  Speaker 2: got your got got your thing off, if you still
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  Speaker 2: want feel like cleaning out after but then yeah, but no,
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  Speaker 2: you be looking like I ain't gonna lie. My first
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: time getting coochie, I was scared shitless. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh shit, know me too. I was like, the first
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  Speaker 2: time is different.
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  Speaker 1: My first time was a disappointment, and I was like
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  Speaker 1: this talking.
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  Speaker 7: Person get we know, nigga, I heard about I heard
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  Speaker 7: about it. That that like right at them, this nigga complained.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Now all of us at the table and had couchie before.
• 11:25
  Speaker 7: I mean, you know, Sean, you know you know I'm
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  Speaker 7: shying to like the Paradox, like every every every third Saturday.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Every third Saturday is every fifth Saturday. Bitch, every now
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  Speaker 1: and again, let me start, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Joking speaking to Paradox.
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: You had to say stop winning we all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: anybody likes to kill these damn ds.
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  Speaker 2: No thanks, We're gonna range the same because we ain't
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  Speaker 2: had it in a couple of seasons since we had
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  Speaker 2: same Grecia.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, we stopped. We stopped once we record. When
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  Speaker 1: we started here all fell the funk out and ship
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  Speaker 1: neverther fucking said.
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  Speaker 2: For those of y'all who have not you know who
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  Speaker 2: and stuff? Yeah, ship, you know, ship hit real nice.
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• 12:35
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  Speaker 2: No Paust twenty twenty five. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah out there,
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  Speaker 2: you know, out there whereas it's pre it's pre summer,
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  Speaker 2: so you're ready to get in the cursion of the
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  Speaker 2: week mustards. Wow, okay, welcome to this week's Question of
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  Speaker 2: the Week segment of the show. Another Question of Week
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  Speaker 2: I gotta watch, I gotta watch. I gotta watch that
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  Speaker 2: episode of the House guests with Mary J. Blige. So
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: you're already getting this question of the week. Spill some
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  Speaker 2: tea about your latest relationship, but in bacon terms, so
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  Speaker 2: they don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: Calling all paste for chefs. The cake fell. Wow, okay,
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  Speaker 1: damn you ready?
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  Speaker 2: She said?
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  Speaker 1: She said it never never never.
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  Speaker 2: Rose spilled some tea about your your latest situationship, but
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  Speaker 2: in bacon terms, so they don't get it. I was
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  Speaker 2: baking the wedding cake, but behind my back he was
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  Speaker 2: baking the fruitcake.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that was fucked up. We don't have no s.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't bring that friend that had.
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  Speaker 1: You just damn happy friend, She says, you want me,
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  Speaker 1: bu you need your baby? Tell me what am I
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  Speaker 1: going to do?
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  Speaker 6: He only get fifteen seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, we don't support the er over here. We don't braiding.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry that was that bottle. Next one spilled some see
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  Speaker 2: about your latest situationship, but in bacon terms, so they
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  Speaker 2: don't get it. I know this recipe isn't working, but
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  Speaker 2: I keep baking it because I'm scared that empty kitchen
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  Speaker 2: with feel words that sugarn.
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  Speaker 1: Mister always stuck in my head.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, you can find a bigger kitchen, baby, like
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  Speaker 7: come on some people, or you can find a susha
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  Speaker 7: on new pastry. On new pastry, baby, you don't don't
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  Speaker 7: don't sit there. Don't sit there and deal with the
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  Speaker 7: deal with the mediocre, right, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: Don't don't don't sit a head with sister shoeless buns, buns,
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  Speaker 7: fresh meat, fresh Hawaiian Hawaiian buns.
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  Speaker 1: Don't don't do that.
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  Speaker 7: Oh Lord, you define nob or save a lot. Don't
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  Speaker 7: settle for wonder bread when you can have kings Hawaiian loaf.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I like king Hawaiian.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Don't settle for wonder bread.
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  Speaker 4: Baby, when you don't let nobody treat you. You want
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  Speaker 4: a clearance wreck when you know damn well you're full
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  Speaker 4: price next one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, spilled some tea about your latest situationship, but talking
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  Speaker 2: and baking terms so they don't get it. I've only
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  Speaker 2: been eating vanilla cupcakes for years. Turns out I prefer
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  Speaker 2: chocolate me to said, yes, ma'am, let me find out
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  Speaker 2: your your episode of black raws Maybe no, no, not
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  Speaker 2: black raw mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 1: I understand this. I like smine splack.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: With cream feeling. She don't want the hell.
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  Speaker 2: She don't want the little French word from the she
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  Speaker 2: went she wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: I want to they sell it in the market.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I want the brown boy a slice bread, Brian, I
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  Speaker 1: want it that. I like that.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's the episode that okay, like that, Brian pumper Nickel.
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  Speaker 2: H Brian pumper Nickel.
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  Speaker 1: I like to bring with the little seas toasted a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, put a little butter on. Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 2: The next one. That's all that's going right with it too,
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  Speaker 2: because when you see it, when you see what if
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: you happen to see this, I love you him even
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  Speaker 2: after you felt she still loves you.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: It wasn't your fault. There was some limon pepper steppers
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  Speaker 1: you had on. It wasn't your fast.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: They were stay adhimself.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: It was not your fault.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Spell some tea about latest situationship, but but in bacon terms,
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  Speaker 2: so they don't get it. He never reheats the oven.
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  Speaker 2: He always just puts the cake right in.
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds kind of pain.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why the cake didn't rise. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: didn't rise. Baby.
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  Speaker 2: He has to preheat the oven. If someone.
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  Speaker 4: Does not preheat the oven, does not preheat the oven,
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  Speaker 4: don't open the door before put it in that cake,
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  Speaker 4: and that cake won't rise.
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  Speaker 1: Mmmm, still you don't rise?
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Rating that was done. Next one, spill some tea about
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  Speaker 2: your latest situationship, but in bacon terms, so they don't
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: get him. Casually bacon with this recipe for six months,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: and he stayed pressed about an old agreed I don't
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  Speaker 2: even use anymore whole time. He had a secret batch
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  Speaker 2: in another oven and a whole cupcake that just came
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  Speaker 2: out last month. Mm hmm.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: That nigga said all flouring, no.
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  Speaker 2: Yeast, heat is out his spreading. It's batter and did m.
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  Speaker 1: But it's an inter racial copcake. Liam alone, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: end up with the infectious disease. It's a black and white,
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  Speaker 1: ain't ship?
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  Speaker 2: I like this one?
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  Speaker 1: Those one don't funny.
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  Speaker 2: Next one, steal some to you about your latest situationship,
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  Speaker 2: but in bacon turn so they don't get it. The
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  Speaker 2: recipe called for a whole stick of butter, but he
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  Speaker 2: only had two tablespoons.
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  Speaker 1: What is that extra belly button?
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  Speaker 2: You say?
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  Speaker 1: Been there?
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  Speaker 2: Don't work?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: No work? What work mean?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Teeny mean he shriveler or short dig man? Oh it
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  Speaker 2: isn't that.
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  Speaker 1: Cute an extra belly, but that was funny.
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  Speaker 2: Don't dun't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't
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  Speaker 2: don't don't don't you feel it.
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  Speaker 1: Said don't exactly? Yeah mm hmm. I was happy, clearly
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  Speaker 1: not spoken and everything. Oh man, that's fucking money that has.
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  Speaker 2: To come out. Copyright fragment.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: That's what I was saying.
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  Speaker 6: Thirty thirty seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Spell some tea about your latest situationship, but in bacon terms,
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  Speaker 2: so they don't get it. His whisk was in two
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  Speaker 2: different batters, and I just couldn't be bothered to deal
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: with cross contamination, so I threw the whole batch out.
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  Speaker 1: He was violating m.
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  Speaker 2: M hm.
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  Speaker 1: He needs to have his certifications.
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  Speaker 2: Poll mmm. He was probably spreading the spoiled batter.
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  Speaker 1: Bro nasty some of a bitch, Brady, good job.
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  Speaker 2: Spell some tea about your latest situationship, but in bacon
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: terms so they don't get it. I found that cream
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: field is much better than frosted.
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: Okay, shorty, you don't want you want to be twinking.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Dwinkingly.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I was about to say something real gross ship nigga
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: just want to know that the podcast out.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Oh so the nigga watch it?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. So now you're turning into a class.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Jellyfield.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, little jelly, that color bloody, don't want nothing, jelly feel.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: So you want so you want to Boston cran pie.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, being creamy into cream feeling shoot all in
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: your mouth, glitter.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be the first time. That's time, wayman, bitch,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Hold up, you always biting? You are here bite to
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: the Boston cream pie? As that that he didn't field it?
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Who said that?
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Is that not what you just said?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: You glitter?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Don't you know.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna talk talk about I'm gonna do that
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: kind of thing.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: The world wasn't no sense.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I'm a virgin. I'll make sure both here.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Skilled some tea about the latest situationship but in bacon terms.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: So they don't get it. She just did. Okay, same
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: recipe for over thirty years. It still turns out great
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: every time. Oh that's so nice, that's so wholesome.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: Oh oh, nobody nobody ever, tell nobody ever talk about
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: how she had, how she probably got back in the
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: kitchen and stuff.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: You know, do give a couple of extra stairs, just
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: to make sure everything's still good. Spill some tea about
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: your latest situationship, but in bacon terms so that they
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: don't get it. Mamie cookies for seven months wout borrowing
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: sugar from five other neighbors.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Oh ew eh, y'all, y'all, y'all know each other. Well,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: that's disgusting. Mm hmm.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Spell some tea about your latest situationship, but in bacon
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: terms so that they don't get it. So they don't
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: get it. Rather, he put a butt in the oven,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: but never came back for it when it was ready. Sorry, damn.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: He went out there, he went.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: He said, we need some milk.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: Cretes the ghetto, the ghetto in the girdle. Spell situationship,
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: but in bacon terms, so they don't get it. Just
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: starting eating age chocolate chip cookie. It's low key game changer.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: So she was eating sugar cookies all her life, she.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Said, age cookies. She got under the want some seasoning,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: little gray lets, salt and pepple, little.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Salt and pep Listen to you about your latest situationship,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: but in bacon terms, so they don't get it. I'm
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: not the main ingredient.
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: You know there's a lot of infidelity out this motherfucker.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just nasty.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Damn. I wasn't the main in grad. Wait wait, what
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: kind of kinky ship was he into? Sish, This one
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: gets even worse. Spell some tea about your latest situationship,
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: but in bacon terms, so they don't get it. Well,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I just found out my cake mix has a bacon
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: solda problem. So back to the store.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I go, oh, damn, that wasn't good.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Need to get it up.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: That's what she's saying. That's what sund.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: What girl, let's go.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: There.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I heard that cocaine dick just goes limp it. Don't
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: That's what I heard?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't know.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: No judgment if you do that.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: But we don't indulge in.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Spill some tea about your latest situation ship, so they
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: don't get it. I'm making all conscious things in my kitchen,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: sweet bread, sour dough bread, Mexican break kids, any bad
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: bread flying but on gain weight they get best license.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Whoa she take it off?
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: Taking no not you trying to make everything bagel bitch like.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: You you tew They chasing that paper, just live your like.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: She fucking around. Boy, she wonna catch mold. Keep sucking
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: around like that, hopefully she's washing the pantoff between baking
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: a good rint some tea about your latest situation, but
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: bacon turns so they don't get him. I waited ten
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: hours for the east rise. Turns out it only rises
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: when it's in other environments. Oh is it? Is it
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: a male pain or female pain? Oh no, no, no
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: no no no no no no no no no no no,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I'm saying she didn't specify. She didn't specify what the
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: other environment was.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: It might be a different oven, baby, I don't know.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: It might have been more with a back door. Oh,
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: spill some tea about your latest situationship, but in bacon terms,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: so they don't get it. The recipe isn't even mine,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: So I don't even know why I enjoy so much
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: and keep on trying to bake it again because the
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: recipe ain't yours. You on the side, you answered your
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: own question, bitch you the second local bread. Nah your
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: shot the oven, but don't break down. Well, dude, you
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: know that Seana would say, m spill some tea about
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: your latest situationship, but in bacon terms, so they don't
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: get it. I worked ninety hours in the kitchen making
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: frosting for our anniversary cake. He used my hard earned
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: butter cream for his cupcake.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmmmmmm.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: That can go, that can go both, That can go
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: two different ways. He done all that word just a nigga,
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: little bust, nothing to bathroom.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Look, sometimes it's all you need just to keep your
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: day going. I mean, I ain't gotta worry about warming
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: you up, but I'm here. Should I give me about
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: ten minutes? He brady, gum break you were.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: Saying, you said, popping a rolling for hours, and it's like, Yo,
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: then you gonna you take a break.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: It's not just like that, you take a break in life, bro.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Yo, you're sitting there. You're sitting there, rolling, kneading that
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: door for hours.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: It's like, see look at our soundboard coming it's coming together.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: It's finally coming together. That's what she said.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Ninety hours and the ninety I was gonna kitchen.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: It's the layed in reverse.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Final one.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: No, this shit fucking funny. Bro. Spell some tea about
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: your latest situation, but in bacon terms, so they don't
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: get it. Oh that was the last. This is the last.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: One the South South fl A fell just as quick
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: as it rose, a poor thing, and it was like, listen,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you the truth. B listen.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Sometimes happened really sometimes sometimes later.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: When I found out that he was hiding a cancer
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: diagnosis from me and it was the medication and he was.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Going, well, I ain't gonna happened to me once and
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: that was my best eat. It happened to me once.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Years ago. I got told I couldn't the Walker porn star,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: and I was.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Like, Doug, and do you the hell he thought he
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: had it?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: No? I was want to him and he was like,
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: you know, fuck me up? Gets the Walker porn start?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: And I said, oh, well that did just went off.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I said, all right, well sorry, I'm gonna tell you
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: the truth. Y'all.
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: Don't y'all don't understand like your some some people don't understand,
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: like yo, when we be ready it sometimes it takes.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: It takes like the It might take the weird that
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: ship to be like I can't do this.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: I mean you know, yeah.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Day sir, yeah.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Hope.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: He's well, what's nextcess, you bitch?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Can I read it? Since this is a Q and
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: A episode, can I read the scenario for once for twice, nigga,
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Remember you shut us up the last time? Shout out
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: shut the nick nick. So my cousin Jason shout out
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: to Bunja shared this on his Facebook ball and I
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: responded to it because why what I read the scenario?
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: My friend of five years got married last weekend. I
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: wasn't invited. She said it was just fam so I
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: respected it. Even though it hurt, I still congratulated her.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Still show love. Now she's asking me to lend her
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: money because she overspent on decor and a cameraman, be honest,
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: would you help in this situation?
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad you read that question because I was
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: reading it the other day and I lost it and
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: I couldn't find it again.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Thank you fucking out.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: You know what Aaron said when he when when when
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: we came across this, You don't you didn't want me
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: to participate, but you want my money, sugar? Fuck you
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: and that cameraman Kim Okay.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I hope you know because I hope you.
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: I hope all your I hope all your plans died,
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: the dead would die the dad and I hope all
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: your I hope all your your your plates have holes
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: in them, because.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: What I ain't gonna wishing, a't gonna wish nothing bad
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: on your marriage.
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: But at the same time, I hope that on your
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: honeymoon he couldn't get it up and he was on
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: he was too joint to give it up and do it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: Don't get it up and do anything, because my nigga, honestly,
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: I don't think that's right, Like.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Uh, it is.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: You have no right to ask me for no money, especially.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: For people you in.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Why you ain't ask your family? Yeah?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Oient for you?
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Nope, Nope. That was my thought process. I responded to
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: to to Jason, and I was in the comments I
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: put I'd like, I said help, I'd laugh hard loudly.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: He said why though, and I said, I'm not good
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: enough for an invite, but I'm good enough to help pay.
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah huh, but why would I pay for something that
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: I'm not even participating? Okay, I can't understand if it
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: was like a gift situation, like all right, you know
• 32:44
  Speaker 7: I can't like you know, I can't, I can't come
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: like I can't make it, but I'll do this. But Joe,
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: you didn't even think you didn't think of me enough
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: to invite me, and I get it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Some people genuinely have like family only like weddings or
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: like for example, like a valronym. For example, my aunt
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: and uncle they celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary I want
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: to say, twenty seventeen, twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, and they
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: only invited their immediate family, which is my cousins and
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: their grandchildren, and then all of the people who were
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: initially invited to the wedding right And I was like
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: these first dame, but oh, this is just it's just
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: adults only. I'm like, well, I'm in my thirties, I
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: can't come to your They said, no, we just only
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: invited like people to the wedding that were like who
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: either were they already or like our immediate family. I
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: said cool, and then I saw, like.
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: What YO said, adults only like you ain't like they
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: still they probably still look at you like little Brandon,
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: my grown as man.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't even argue, because again that's the funk their
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: family functions. They could do what they want to as that.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Happened to me before. I think I got invited to it,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: but I like a ceremony but not the reception.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: It was something like that, But I said, you know
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: what you got that you got it.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: No, I won't be there, thanks.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: But I mean, but to bring it, but to bring
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: it back, but to bring it back to that ship,
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: Like I'm you didn't think about me, and you didn't
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: think of me enough to invite me to the wedding.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: So I know people who do that.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: They will in fight people to the ceremony, but not
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: the perception because it's cheaper than like people to the
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: ceremony and not the perception. You ain't got feed people
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: at the wedding the perception, and you know you're paying
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: by plate or by a person and then put the
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: ball and all of the other stuff.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: So I've seen people do that. And if I'm not
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: invited to both, I'm not coming. I'm sorry because you
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: haven't bring your wedding gift. But you and women you
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: come celebrate. Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's all.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: That's all sort of thing.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I'm good.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah, I get like you said so somebody
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: else on the comments. But yeah, if it's a friend,
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I also like donate to help and I love that
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: for you. But another person you so nice, mirrored. My
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: sentiment was, if I'm not invited to your wedding, why
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: are you asking me to help funded?
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Who? No, no, thank you, absolutely theiker.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: I don't even give money to strippers.
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm I'm I'm gonna give you bread for
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: your for your camera man and your and your decorations.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: I didn't, you didn't. You ain't include me on and
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: on the planning process like I should. I should have
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: a say so, a way and my mother fucking money going.
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: But yeah, you got that, Joe. You good, You're good,
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: You're okay. You was doing like you was doing it.
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: You know you was doing it before. You know you
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: had everything under control before you before you contacted me,
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: when you when I wasn't invited, don't don't contact me
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: now we are.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I wish you all.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: I mean, I wish you all the best in your
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: in your future endeavors with your husband or wife or whatever.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: But yo, yeah, I'm good.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I should have thought about the bitch.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Hope works out for you now moving on to.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Congratulations and hope help you help the day.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: It's beautiful.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Oh and don't get it twisted.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't like I probably I probably wouldn't give you
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: no money, no motherfuck money anyway.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Food from somebody else just said that I don't trust
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: buying food from No. I'm sorry, this is.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: That make videos like she was like washing make dinner
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: for the man and them kids. You haven't seen her video,
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: But she didn't want this posting about it. Did She
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: ordered all these different snacks and bolts and stuff, and
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: people in the comments like, so you're.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Just gonna kill your kids. He's going poison you get.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: But she ordered like record stuff like she ordered like
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: snacks like cookies, and you know what I'm saying. The
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: big thing is stereo with the different flavors in it
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: and all that. Somebody was like, you do realize that
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: they don't regulate that stuff like the United States is
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: supposed to. They put different chemicals and stuff there is
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: not really allowed over here, can't be sold here.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: And if you buy from over there and get shipped here. Yeah,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: so yeah, that's what that was.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: But I will say this to trying to go into
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: the question, I'll send the gift because we are friends
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: as a as a gesture of goodwill, I might send
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: a car with some money and or send a gift
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: because you're my friend. But I ain't helping the people
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: with trust, right, Look, just because no, I get it,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: don't get it twisted. We can be if we if
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: we are genuine friends. And you tell me you're having
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: a family only function.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Okay, I say you'll might see a fat world. I'm sorry.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Listen, my ladies who wear bros. I think you know
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: why you're pokey and your fat a little bit. Sometimes
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: I had to readjust y'all.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Sorry, m.
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: Well man, it's like teddies and ship sold on. You know,
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: as long as long as they safe, we'll be all right.
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: Your son starting up, he did painfully. Trey got a
• 37:59
  Speaker 8: dam that joke because his head been there size and boom.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Please read your question. What but I'm like a Brandon's
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: trying to say Brandon is nice and Brandon brand is nice. Hell,
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: but don't but don't get it twisted.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Don't off.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Even if I even if I am invited to your wedding,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I still ain't.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I ain't gonna help you pay for the ship.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold you. I got like I give you.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I'll give you a gift off your registry.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: One of the that's different.
• 38:24
  Speaker 7: These my people, my bit shoes invited, like yeah, niggas
• 38:28
  Speaker 7: go niggas at the top of the waiting in the wedding.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my bad.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: I fulfill the promise that I made that I made
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: when I was like, I mean, when I was like thirteen.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, that's okay, it's okay.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: But I had a good time, especially slide one of
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: the brass maids across the floor because why the fuck
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: are you out here trying to catch the bouquet?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: You got a man, a husband?
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Bye move in that particular bars made fuck you.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I slid across the floor.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: It was fun, and after I found out, I was
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: even glad I slid across the floor because it wasn't
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: intentional at first, but it was Gord's work moving along.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Oh he said, fuck you, so fucking move a law.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: If you have any questions, comments, topic ideas, any vins, rants,
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: any movie ideas, documentaries, true crime, because we have not
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: done the true crime in a while, and I think
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: I might have a tree crime for us in some
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: upcome episodes. I got to go back to my notes,
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: but yeah, anything of the like, anything you want to
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  Speaker 4: My boyfriend started staying late at work. He works for
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: a warehouse overnight. His shift ends at seven am. Usually
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: he gets home by seven forty the latest, which means
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: he stops somewhere. But for that the last few weeks,
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: he's been coming home at nine, eleven, twelve, ten and two.
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  Speaker 4: I confront of him about this, but he says he's
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: just picking up extra hours. Well, he didn't come home
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: one day at all and turned off his location. He
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: said he needed space. So I got a job at
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: his job, and tonight is my first night. I'll let
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: y'all know what happens. Sugar foot, love bug, just leave
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: what he said. You gotta go through all of this.
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: You went and picked up you wait an interviews.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Two is the table where just to go work and
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: see if this man is really working a hour? And
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: he said he were, baby he cheat. He going to
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: visit his other chick when he get off at seven am.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: She she goes.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: She he walk in the door like Jody and baby boy.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: He said, fix the niggas some breakfast. And then she
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: proceeds to turn the music up because her mama in
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: the other word.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: And they do the smoking a blunt. He wanted to paint. Yeah,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: all right, this is what's happening, sweetheart.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: He if them hours reflected on his check, he ain't
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: bringing no extra money home. He he over his other
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: chick house and then he ain't come home at all. Well,
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: he worked twenty four hours, that's.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: What he told you.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: No, man, let me tell you he needed some space.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: He did need some space so he didn't have to
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: get up and come home and your monk ass before
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: he had to be the work. And what I presume
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: at seven pm if you say he get up at
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: seven am, he's working overnight. He working eleven or seven
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: or seven to seven or whatever else. We don't know
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: how many hours he working.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Sugar, he cheating.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: You didn't got a second damn job.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: A second job.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to my first joke and
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: you ain't got a second goddamn joe.
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: So so so then let's go. All right, let's let's go.
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: Let's go with this. So now you start, you start
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: your own, you start your first time, and start your
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: first time now. And then you see him with his
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: work wife.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: How he and these workwives is diabolical. And then he
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: be talking cool and ship.
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: To you like you did something to them, which is yo,
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: that should be crazy to work with the work or
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: the whole work wife and work husband ship.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: Don't you out here talking about you know, inventing to
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: these people. And then guy and got these people emotionally
• 44:35
  Speaker 7: invested in you and the.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Like they really know what's going on. They only got
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: your side of the story.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because the whole time he's sitting there talking, he
• 44:42
  Speaker 7: probably talking them how how you don't cook form and
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: ship and all that good ship and the whole time,
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: the whole time, Yo, you don't need your dusty ass
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: drawers in the middle, in the.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Middle of the floor. You don't tell her, you fuck
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: and leave skid mom. You don't tell the story.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: But why don't walk to your dirty age drawers. You
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: don't tell her that, poet, because I'm not picking them up,
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: you nasty. You don't know how to wipe your ass.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: You don't tell how that.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: You don't tell her how mad.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Your feet thinking.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: I keep buying you older eatings to put it in
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: your shoes, and you want to put them in there,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: and that's why I leave them with a.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: They You don't tell that.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: You don't tell her how picky you are, and you're
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: a little ass boy, and you don't like onions and
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: peppers and your fucking burgers, so you won't eat them.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: You don't. You don't chicken tingers and French tries that
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: we got talking about way Hotel six free.
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: I don't really, I don't really fresh Sometimes sometimes you
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: already funk with the onions chicken every fucking day.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: I mean peppers to be at the spot. I'm saying,
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: be about to steak.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: When your mother said, we got McDonald's at home on
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: a pizza on some white bread or some ketchup.
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: And musk, and the bread and milk and melt around
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: the burger because the burger be sticking out like expeditious,
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: like a home was sticking out the brick. Baby with
• 45:52
  Speaker 9: that crash the time, it'stend to ketch.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Up, man, go to bed.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: That's just sticking all like a lot of in my room.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: So good word, I'm gonna that ship would be good
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: as motherfucker. Sometimes it hit, Hey, ma, what's that you're
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: still be going?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Did you get there? Damn damn damn hold on the signal,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: the signal failure, the signal.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Fai damn signal. We can't hear you, man ship Yeah,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: children he mah childhood best questions.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: You ain't send me, no curture. I barely got it.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: Still still record, Oh we ain't still record. The people
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: know all out damn business. Oh hey, y'all.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Gonna got that.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna save it as a clip. But
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: it won't be in the show. I'm a deleted from
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: the episode, but it'll be a standalone clip.
• 47:07
  Speaker 6: Welcome back, Hey, y'all, Welcome back to the basement news.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Them three niggas getting distracted by the phone call in
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: recording session. In my defense, it was my mama and
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: I did show up late to day. I overslept. It
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: was my mom.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: She's straight shot, boy, she's straight shot. Like, what time
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you showed what had happened?
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Was I gotta check it? In the saying I did
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  Speaker 2: show uplate I over.
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: Slapped that nigga put the phone face down like we
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: lost connection anyways, mm hmmm, day's nigga.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: The dad joke before the crow ball was invincing.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Most crows just drink at home. That was cute. That
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: was cute. I like that one that was That was
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: that was cute.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: Next question, this man said his emo girlfriend said she
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: wanted a cell phone, so he brought her Motoroller razor.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: That the episode of Winding All Days japadcast.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Should I reread the joke I told you all in
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: the group say yesterday no, which which dramn heathen y'all
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: don't want to hear them, y'all don't want to hear
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: the joke.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I told you yesterday. You see how I lit my
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: cigarette in the comments because I knew he was about
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: to be bullshit.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Let's go, this is the morning chamber. Let's go the
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  Speaker 2: key to the key to did she laughed?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: You know, she said, we're going to straight there.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: I know this is something you don't normally do, but
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: you ate no crumbs.
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: Hey, next next question. Hey, I will tell us Casey,
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: Anthony Joe, but my mom will kill me.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I think we've done recording for the day. I think
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: we're done.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Got some dark ass fucking humor. Damn that that that
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: that that that that that that dam.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: So doctor would never be seen again. Like, can't see
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Anthony's daughter.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: This bitches walking around on will and Nilly. Now she's
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: a victim because people jumps every time she get on line.
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  Speaker 2: Be in Benito, I know tcs Yeah some time now,
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: oh shit, all black, that might be the one all
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: the time. What's next session?
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Chase, get off my damn feet, staying on miss pucker
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: under school for real for the moment.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: My mom refuses to be a grandmother. She refuses to
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: watch my kids. She will buy them stuff and help
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: me when I need money. She will pay for a
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: babysit that will refuses to watch the kids. I only
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: have three children, my oldest is named after her, and
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: she still doesn't care. So I made sure she had
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: nothing to do, and I tried to print her. I
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: left them in front of her door, pressed the doorbell
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: and pulled off. She called the police and said I
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: abandoned them. She threatened to call CPS when that didn't
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: work when I when I asked her why she did it,
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: she said because she raised her kids. She worked, she
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: goes home, she bowls, she goes to line dancing, the
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: book club, into restaurants. She doesn't do shit else. How
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: can I make a better relationship between her and my kids?
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: And she only raised two kids of her own, paid
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: for college. But she was never emotional with us, sugar, So.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: You want to make a better relationship by forcing your
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: kids on her and the court of authorities when she
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: don't want to take the kids that aren't her responsibility
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: to take.
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, her mother threatened to call her daughter's on her
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: ass for leaving the cheering.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: On the porch.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: But you want to better your relationship, let me tell
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: you something baby. This might be hard for you to hear.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: What people failed to realize when they have children is
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: two things.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: One. Nobody is obligated to help you.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: That's one.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Would it be nice, yes, But nobody is obligated to
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: help you with your children. Okay, grandparents especially are not obligated.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Again, is it nice, yes, but they don't have to
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: help you. Your mother is right. She raised her children.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: She helps you out in the ways that she chooses
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: to help you out, giving you money, buying things for
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: the children.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: That's help.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: But she still has a life that she wants to live.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: She feels as if she raised her children, you need
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: to raise yours. She don't want a babysit. She want
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: to go to line dance, She want to go bold.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: She might want to have her little mans over there.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: That's her right.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: She she didn't want to do none of that stuff
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: that she do did, So be grateful for what she
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: does do and figure it to fuk out. She offered
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: to pay for a babysitter for you. That's enough, right there.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: She ain't had to do that.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: You can't have a break. But that don't mean she
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: got to keep them. So you can have a damn break.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah no, but that's the thing. She don't she won't
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: have to do that.
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: She is like, it's like, Yo, you're trying to force
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: You're trying you're trying to like like Brandon says, you're
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: trying to force your kid onto somebody else, like on
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: to somebody else.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Good point, you got, That's what I mean.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: It's not fair. It's not fair.
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: And then for you to not understand that, for you
• 53:25
  Speaker 7: to understand that, you know, it's not it's not their
• 53:27
  Speaker 7: obligation to help you, Yo, is real fucked up and
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: you're entitled because I don't think you've never raised you
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: like that.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Or get you know what I mean, Like I don't,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: I don't think you were brought up to you know,
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: you were brought up to being titled and thinking that
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: everything is about you, because that's that's what you're making
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: it about.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: It's not the fact that she can't do it. It's
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: the fact that she told you no. Like and then
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: it's like how you gonna tell it?
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Like how you want? How you gonna tell me?
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Know?
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: They your grandkids, the bitch, they your kids.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Grandparents Joe have Joe, this is what grandparents job, so
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: your damn kids and going about their business. Now again,
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: if you have a grandparent who loves to get their grandchildren,
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: want to keep them. I'm gonna take them for the summer,
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: or I'm gonna take them up for the week while
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: they're out of school. I'm gonna do so you can,
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: you know, get some rush, you can have a break,
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: you can go enjoy yourself, you can go do something
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: that's wonderful. That's a beautiful thing. My mother used to
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: do that sometimes over the summer with my niece and.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: My nephew, shout out to Mama Michelle and my grandmo.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: They would go and they would get that.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: My mother would keep him for you know, take some
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: days off work and she will keep him or have
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: or lady would be up there or whatever.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: She would do there with her grandkids.
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: Max lived in the house for her till God, it
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: was with how long I've got until he was about
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: four five, I think I can't remember. But yeah, but
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: she don't have to do none of that. But she
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: steps in for her grandchildren in other ways. But their
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: other grandparents, but the grandparents I raised my kids, right.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: You chose to have children, just like I chose to
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: have you, but I raised you. I didn't depend on
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: nobody else to raise you. You know what I'm saying.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: And then they're some people who parents did do that
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: stuff for them, but they choose up to do it
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: for their own children. Again, it's there, right.
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: You can feel some type of way you can and
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: that's okay, but you can't force it. You can't force
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: it if your mother, like I said, your mother want
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: to go do the books on the ground she she
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: don't want to keep you dre.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: She won't go out with missus Chauncey.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Never to say that when you dropped them kids and
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: you said she ain't nothing to do, You don't know
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: if she was in their face down ass up.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: She got an empty house.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Now got to let And I'm gonna tell you something.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: You show up a wrong my.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Dick appointment, but you might prome com.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: My negative say, baby, I didn't put my good ship
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: in the icy hot my fucking knees, and then you
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: come these badass cheer. I was hands on my knee,
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: shaking hands on some ship and here you come. You
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: know how long I've been holding out on this man
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: so he would think I was a whole warming some woman.
• 55:57
  Speaker 10: I made this man right.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Around.
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: Listen to Steve tipped on her tip the nails.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: You know how long put this.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: Man at that line dancing class, baby, watch or not
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: he moved them laying dances. Baby, I've been waiting to
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: see if he moved like that in the bedroom. Finally
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: got this man over here.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: And I'm almost certain, like you said, she's probably she
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: probably does get the kids maybe once every few months.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Limit right, No more y'all missed them because when she
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: wants to now that's mean you for you. Yeah, no, baby,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: you got an whole lot of audacity.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: You need to let it go.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Before she stopped doing stuff for them kids, period.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Miss pearl. And then what I got stuff to do?
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: I'm not watching your kids. I got to go down
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: to the Bengo hall. Chl said.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Do you know how long I've been waiting to get
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: you on to you.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Had Chauncey. You want some potro that man still got
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: some standing and without nobody as bro. But go to
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: something like cool war baby around around like listen, you
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: want grocery, you want groceries.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: For your for your my grand babies. I need to see.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: I need to see mister grocers. The man got a
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: mother that little salt pepper beer. He said he will
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: buy me some groceries. He wants to eat my booty
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: like grocers. He just one in the sound. We can't,
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: we can't separate itself. Go on, I'm go call on
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: some Denisela sound and set my set my Elizabeth already
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: candle and gonna see what brought this baby.
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: He's out here smelling like jum.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: Out your damn mind. I just put that stellar rosa
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: in the freezer. Get a little cold that man, no man,
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: no chevetsk that man of shovedst Go ahead, just withought
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: this man a fresh bottle of yet.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you had gone.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Now take the chair you got and get these kids,
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: or they's gonna be sitting back on the porch where
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: you left.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Man, start playing with me. Gone now all right, moving along,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: We're going over the brand and favorite three honey speaks
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: found on.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Let me find this my my Denise La Salle song,
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: not to Denise La Sam. Hold on so I could
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: play this when Chauncey come over. He loved himself Denise
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: La sal Baby.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Alexis not Alexis.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: I'll be awake, uh, yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Alexis play play my Denise Lasal play list, Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: no Denise LaSalle Alexis.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, that's my ship.
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: Ya come on, Chauncey.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Cheat, not yours on us Jesus I had to work
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: as hm. Hmmm, she looked like she's sleep with husbands.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was that. That was Holly Barry's wig
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: in the call that damn sure was last week. It's
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: even the least her sound and mine. Jackson never makes
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: them next week.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: I'm tooed over, but I'm too older than that. And
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: I made your favorite tap of your can put him
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: with banana bananas and nillow wafers tapping the morning when
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: they eat off.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Hell, nigga, a little fir swallowing balls.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Hold up, made the MANU come on, chance to get
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: you a little bit, so.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Fucking now, come get a little bite.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: And the bad part is that's that's that's real, that's sucking.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 7: Wal Next question, old people are sucking nicety hell who
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: like dup.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: And being gay? Friction skin just rubbing, just rubbing you
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: like that chance he got Wait, wait you need out?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Hold on, okay, hold on, hold on.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: You go just a moment, all right, and he's smelling
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: like red door. We gotta go. Mm hmmm, I'm not red,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: all right? Moving on over the six white now red
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: door chilling.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like childings, chicklings and rice and green hot sauce,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: extra hot sauce and white bread.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Chauncey all moan, is this mister Chauncey's oh shit?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I moved in with my girlfriend a few
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: weeks ago.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: She converted her teen son's room into an art studio
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 4: for me, and that little nigga is pissed about it.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: He's slamming doors and being disrespectful. I ignore him because
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: he's fourteen and he's nothing to me. Recently, I had
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: a small orgy while my girl.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Was at work and her son was at school.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: I had two females over and we were chilling when
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: police kicked in the door and we were forced to
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: come outside with our hands up and mostly naked. The
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: woman next door sent the ring footage and picked in
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: my girl. Before I could explain what happened, the house
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: was swatted. One of the girls was seventeen, so I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: was a I knew my girlfriend's son sent the swat
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: team to the house.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: But I can't prove it. My girlfriend was a real
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: woean and I'm trying to get back with her, but
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: she's not returning my cause, how do I get her
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: son to respect my name and put in a good
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: word with his moms for me? I hate to lose
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: a good woman like that. Please help.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: You.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Fucking Pete, old bitch.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you hed to breeze past that seventeen He just
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: tried to breast that.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: Nigga said old enough to Pete, old enough for me.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: She was on the beginning, said you know what they say,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 7: grass on the field, play ball.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, no, absolutely the fu but real.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: Shit, like real shit, you boy, you lucky, You're lucky boy.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: She ain't coming back, y'ough she she ain't coming back.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Orgy with underaging with an undased girl in her house,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: her house that I'm sure she's staying all the building,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: she paying all the building, which that makes her fool.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she's playing all the bill.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: So yeah, so go down, and I hope you get
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: charged for having the Unday's girl in the house, but
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: the house keeps.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: What you're doing here used a piece of ship yeah,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: actually crying.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: The niggas actually want to come. Hold on.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: She crying, Oh my god, Okay.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: I'm okay, I keep going.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: That.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Wow, she has to be crying more than that. I
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: am going to come.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: I told you, I'm laid on the gray in the
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: middle of the campus drinking. Like, yo, just give her
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: a few minutes. She's gonna be all.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Righty yo, going to that ship.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: Fucking weird yo, Like.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, those were yeah, we stayed on his ass. That's
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: why I'm going.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: You fucking him under it.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: That shs fucking weird, yo, You fucking weird.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Was you in the house and when I'm just happened
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: to be seventeen?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: But no, it's the some fun because while he called up,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: while he swapped the house like I wasn't here, disrespecting
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: his mama house. She and a mama dumb any fucking way,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: because why would you turn your son's room into an
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: art studio for for a nigga you bene moved in
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: your household, probably ain't working the guy damn where.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: All head supporting dreams. She might hate, she might hurt,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: the man might take them back. I don't know. Here's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: the thing that here's the thing that I think. I
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: wonder why why my son don't call me? Because look
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: at the dumb ship you do.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Just why you don't go? You wance he got away
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: from you with your stupid ass.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: I mean, but a lot of a lot of men
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: don't understand women with sons. We do not play about
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: our mothers.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: Especially signs I got a good relationship with their mamas.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: We don't play about our mothers. My son, I come
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: home from working, my son, motherfucker. Would my son like,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: how was work?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, it was work.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: So he's so used to be saying that that he
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 4: said before I can say it. And he was like,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: I have to punch somebody in the throat, do my mam?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: You don't have to punch you.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: We don't play about our mamas. You're going to you're
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: about to graduate. You're going to college.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: Yea.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: And certain girls don't play about their mamas, neither me
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: being one of them. I called you my mother, right, goddamn,
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: Now you gonna talk to a crazy bitch.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: But and that's it, And that's that's what that's that's
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: the unfortunate thing. I mean, that's the unfortunate thing. Like yo,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: you had the audacity to bring to bring bitches to
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: the house. Like I'm like, I'm I'm I mean, I'm
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: not down playing the seventeen year old part.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is, you brought two women.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: You brought two women in my mama's house, in my
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: mother's bed room. Fuck you, like everything, everything, everything that
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: you know, everything that you stand like every like you know,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: everything that you stand on, everything that you stand for.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Our I will point, I will poll holds and all
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: your fucking paintings. Nigga, you don't don't, don't, don't play.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Don't yeah, won't like.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: Like I'm sorry, like that that that ship got me hot, yo,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: Like no, don't don't don't do that ship. Don't don't
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: do that ship and yo. And here's funny part, Like
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: door boy could be lying. He could he could have
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 7: been lying. He could have lied to the police about
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: about shortly being seventeen. I'm just saying it could have
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: been you know, couldn't been right. No, no, no, But
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: that's what I'm saying. It's like he could have been
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: he could have been bullshitting. But like I mean, like
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: I just said, probably in like thirty like thirty seconds, ago.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: It might have been he might have seen the whole
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: girl that he that he went to school with.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: It's like, what you doing here in high school? You
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: may have recognized somebody like wait, manue I go to
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: school with her sister.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Don't any tables next to each other?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good job.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: Well, hopefully your mother gets some sense about it with us.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Stupid ass for letting that man take your damn run.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I guess she got the sense back then, because
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: the nigga she kicked him, he got his room back.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: Dude, it should have took all of that for the
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: head because it shouldn't have never happened in the first
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: fucking place.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: But I mean you live and learn. Yeah, moving on, bitch,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: ass nigga, don't drop the soap, bitch.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Don't drop the soup. Don't drop no drop it drop me.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's not every day.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: With you.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 11: All rights were talking about I'm standing on sixth round checks.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about me.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I'm a mean drunk. I will be the first to
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: admit it.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: I try hard not to get wasted around my wife
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: because I also become a truth teller.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: When the liquor hits A drunk tongue speak is over mine.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: I got drunk at my cousin's barbecue and told my
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: wife everything about her that I hate, from her cooking
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: to the funny looking kids she gave me. I'm five
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: five in stash. She's five nine and slim. I can't
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: have long necks and short botes. She usually ignores my rants,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: she usually ignores my rank. But my cousin said when
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: I called our kids little black giraffes, she decided to
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: leave me on the spot, and she moved in with
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: my cousin and refuses to come home. I miss her
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: and my kids. How do I get my fan back?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: You gotta go to man, you gotta go to the meetings.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 11: For God.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: So, I don't know if y'all heard the boy a
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: couple of minutes ago. I don't know if I left
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: it in the episode, but but God's said Number one
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: just got home from Burke and came down, said hi,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: and then we bake upstairs so forever. Fourth co host
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Key just sent the message in the group chat telling
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: us that she saw Trey walking home from Burke. She
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: said he was standing on this corner like Biggie Shorty.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I said that sounds accurate. But I got that that's
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: my son because he going.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: The way home. That's what hold on. She she put
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: the gift in the Biggie Shortyk. It won the sights
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: with the red doing the while.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: But I got told good night, that's crazy. Oh call
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: the scream. I just screamed.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: My response. Did y'all laugh? Did he see y'all? I left.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: I could not imagine driving down the street just to
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: see somebody hitting on the street corner.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Only I told you that boy dance anyway. You don't
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: give a damn. He could be at a feral if
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: he had a music, some music and his that boy
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: want just sorry for your love? Nigga want soul train?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's next? What's next? Look?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: I was like something just came out of my bank account.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I got nervous. It was I forgot train.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: Sure, I know that nigga, that nigga, he probably got
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: some some some strong gass muscle.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: But he was pumping mergency only by child.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 10: Lord, I know what's next?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: What's next?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Show are we doing? Oh God, I'll keep the text
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: open so we can keep reading. Mind you look hm,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: oh god, you are racis.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: My call? Only my child? All right?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, sirs, that's about right.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: Here is damn bucket out there like the man on
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: root for he need to get a speaker and be
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: walking back up the street dancing with to then intersection
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: and dance and ahead.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: We love to see it. Boy, the boy in his
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: own world.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Oh lord wersey, I think I think we're done.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: We done?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: What I can't get? Do you want to read what?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Okay? He was through choreography that is.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Anything and one in one thing that we're gonna always
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: do is be be happy and dancing. Okay, looking He
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: danced like the world do is not.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Don't care. That's what I love about him. Okay, last question.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I booked a hotel room for me and my girlfriend
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: to relax before I went home to my wife.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: Girlfriend wanted the reward points for my purchase to be
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: applied to her rewards account.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Hotel lady said no.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: My girl called her every broke bitch in the book
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: and escalated the situation into the manager called the police.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: The police really pissed her off. She pushed the family.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: She pushed the female officer and was arrested.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 4: We were all trustpassing from the trustpassed from the hotel chain.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 4: She resisted arrest. I'm asking her and begging her to
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: calm down. I'm also creeping towards the exit. I set
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: her person on the counter just as the female officer
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: put her on the floor. Girlfriend, yos, don't put me
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: on my stomach, bitch, I'm pregnant me what at this point,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: I'm doing a full sprint to my car now because
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: what anyway, she's mad as fuck because I refuse to
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: bail her out, and she's threatened to tell my wife
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: everything my further, she stays locked up because I need
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: time to get ahead of this to save my marriage.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: What do I do help?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 10: So?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Fuck you?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: She do tell because you wouldn't be in the situation
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: if you were sucking around.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Stupid YO, meet him a bitch, I'm out.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: You know you got this, You got it.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I don't want no part sis.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking funny, Yo asked Joe. That's what he was
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: doing on the street, exactly what he was doing. Don't
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: giving fuck you.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: If y'all have any questions, as wanted to part of
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: gmail dot com.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: That's felt like that.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: Felt like that's got the fucking image in my fucking head.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: His dance the door that damn poor questions for us,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: send it to the human I just saidat I forgot.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 10: We all.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Were all over the internet, Facebook and YouTube and winding
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: on dance podcast hand percent Jesus fix it and threads
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: x TikTok and I G and Wonderpart Underscore and Blue
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: Sky at Wonderpart beastcott dit social and go follow.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: My baby TikTok page because he hears little follow count
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: going umb honey and his lights and stuff.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: He posts a little bit of everything you do, fool.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: He just did a food review the other day for
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: pop Pye's the new meal pop Pie's got, and he'd
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: be doing dance videos and stuff. Yeah, yeah he can't.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 4: I said, tell us the secret. Go follow my baby TikTok.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: I think it's uh in this game of mic and
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: you're looking out little lights and boy glazes, look.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Like you'll also see the basement that we are now
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: from a different angle. That's how you know that's the son.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: It's the same, but the ship in the background.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah there, y' yo. Uh, go follow my baby so
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: he can get monetized because he to go to college.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: Somebody see nothing but the cr We take y'all for
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: a watch and we love y'all. This has been QNN
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Brian nic and yeah, we see next week
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: By y'all ship