Latest / Travel With A Purpose / Introducing New Sojourners, Earl and Pearl Traveler, Miles the Poodle, and Miss Gypsy the Orange Tabby
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- 0:05Speaker: Hello, fellow SojoJourners.
- 0:07Speaker: I'm your host, Dave Laton, and welcome to Travel with a Purpose, a podcast designed to keep sojourners and friends informed, entertained, and inspired.
- 0:24Speaker: In today's episode, I'm going to introduce you to a new Sojourner couple.
- 0:30Speaker: You are going to hear a lot about Earl and Pearl Traveler and their poodle Miles and the orange tabby cat Miss Gypsy.
- 0:42Speaker: We plan to make them a regular feature in the Enlightenment newsletter.
- 0:47Speaker: Well this new Sojourner couple are not real people, but they sure could be.
- 0:52Speaker: I made them up to add humor and perhaps some lessons for us as sojourners.
- 0:58Speaker: Now Pearl is a sweet, patient, and dutiful wife.
- 1:04Speaker: Earl is the adventurous one in the family.
- 1:07Speaker: But sometimes Earl gets into situations.
- 1:11Speaker: Well, as we all know, one of the greatest challenges with being a sojourner is setting up the rig.
- 1:20Speaker: It all begins with getting the rig into position at a campground.
- 1:25Speaker: And although we have lots of room at Camp B Oh and by the way, there is lots of room at Camp B for you.
- 1:33Speaker: Come on by and visit for a while.
- 1:35Speaker: Well back to the story.
- 1:38Speaker: Although there is lots of room at Camp B, it can still be a challenge to get things just right.
- 1:45Speaker: Well this was the first time Earl and Pearl, Miles and Miss Gypsy, had visited Camp B.
- 1:52Speaker: They stopped by the office to meet Sally and Jimmy and to get directions on where to park.
- 1:59Speaker: It happened to be a Thursday evening, so Sally said Set up in section A, and if you'll hurry, we're having our weekly potluck and you are just in time.
- 2:11Speaker: Well, of course that gave motivation to Earl.
- 2:16Speaker: Like all sojourners, other than hand and foot, eating is our favorite pastime.
- 2:22Speaker: Sally said, Follow us and we'll show you where Section A is.
- 2:27Speaker: So Sally and Jimmy jumped into their trusty white golf cart and scooted around the curve by the pond with Earl, Pearl, Miles, and Miss Gypsy rumbling along behind them.
- 2:40Speaker: Earl and Pearl smiled as they approached area A.
- 2:44Speaker: It already felt like home sweet camp B.
- 2:48Speaker: Earl nodded confidently, gripping the steering wheel like a man piloting a moon landing.
- 2:54Speaker: We'll be parked before you know it, he said.
- 2:58Speaker: Now, those words should have worried everyone, because while Earl was an excellent driver going forward, backing the RV into a campsite was challenging, threatening, and usually entertaining.
- 3:15Speaker: As we know, several sojourners were spending a couple of weeks at Camp B helping around the camp.
- 3:22Speaker: They were excited to see Earl and Pearl arrive in their big Class A RV.
- 3:27Speaker: Like all experienced campers, they immediately assumed their official positions.
- 3:34Speaker: One person on the left, another on the right, and all shouting instructions trying to help Earl get it centered just right.
- 3:43Speaker: And Pearl, along with Sally and Jimmy, stood at a safe distance away, not sure what to anticipate.
- 3:52unknown: J.
- 3:53unknown: Roundsville, the camp B manager and his ever attentive wife Carol strolled over to meet the new sojourners.
- 4:00unknown: Meanwhile, the Section A campsite sign stood proudly nearby.
- 4:06unknown: It was sturdy and visible.
- 4:09unknown: It had survived wind, rain, and years of Harold Lambright mowing.
- 4:15unknown: What it had never faced was Earl.
- 4:20unknown: All right, Earl called out through the driver's window.
- 4:23unknown: Guide me in.
- 4:24unknown: One sojourner motioned right.
- 4:27unknown: No, my right, he called out.
- 4:30unknown: The other yelled straighten up.
- 4:32unknown: Then someone in the back yelled the other way.
- 4:36unknown: Earl just sighed as if she knew the inevitable.
- 4:42unknown: At this point, Earl had received enough conflicting directions to qualify for emotional whitlash.
- 4:49unknown: Still, he pressed on, slowly, carefully, mostly.
- 4:55unknown: The rig crept backwards.
- 4:58unknown: Miles barked encouragement.
- 5:00unknown: Miss Gypsy disappeared under the kitchen table, having already read the situation better than anyone else.
- 5:07unknown: Then Pearl suddenly raised her voice Pearl stop Now, every husband knows there are certain tones in marriage that deserve immediate obedience.
- 5:21unknown: This was one of them.
- 5:23unknown: Unfortunately, Pearl wasn't wearing his hearing aid, but he clearly heard crunch..
- 5:31unknown: Then silence.
- 5:33unknown: Not normal silence.
- 5:35unknown: This was the kind of silence where birds stopped singing.
- 5:39unknown: Earl froze.
- 5:41unknown: Jay removed his hat and bowed his head.
- 5:46unknown: Carol covered her mouth and said Oh my.
- 5:57unknown: Well, not vanished exactly.
- 5:59unknown: It was now laying beneath the back wheel like it had lost a theological debate with gravity.
- 6:06unknown: The wooden post was leaning sideways like an undecided voter.
- 6:11unknown: Earl steps out of the RV and stared.
- 6:14unknown: Well, one brother said, You found area A.
- 6:20unknown: For one long second nobody moved.
- 6:24unknown: Then Carol started to laugh.
- 6:26unknown: Another joined in.
- 6:28unknown: Pretty soon everyone was laughing.
- 6:30unknown: Even Earl joined in.
- 6:32unknown: I was aiming for close, Earl said proudly.
- 6:35unknown: Turns out I achieved intimate.
- 6:38unknown: From that moment on, Earl became a can't be legend.
- 6:42unknown: Jay sauntered over like a farmer approaching a major decision about corn and placed caution tape around the remains.
- 6:50unknown: Jimmy made a cardboard replacement sign that read Section A, back up cautiously.
- 6:57unknown: Jay eventually repaired the Section A sign, though it still has a slight lean to it as if it's ready to make a run for it.
- 7:06unknown: To this day, whenever Earl backs into a campsite, someone inevitably shouts Remember Area A and Earl, with all the dignity of a man who has embraced his legacy, simply smiles and says I do.
- 7:24unknown: That sign sure don't.
- 7:26unknown: Now, every good story has to have a moral.
- 7:30unknown: So the moral of the story is never underestimate the power of potluck motivation, the danger of too many directions, and a missed turn can flatten a sign, bruise your pride, and earn you campground fame faster than dessert on Thursday night.
- 7:50unknown: When in doubt, slow down.
- 7:53unknown: Turn down the advice.
- 7:55unknown: And remember, signs are temporary, but sojourner stories are forever.
- 8:02unknown: Well, thanks for listening to this podcast.
- 8:04unknown: I invite you to subscribe and share it with others.
- 8:07unknown: I'm your host, Dave Leighton, and remember we glorify God as together we travel with a purpose.
- 8:13unknown: Happy sojourning.