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April Fools 2025 · Quiz Quiz Bang Bang Trivia Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Hello, I'm happy April First.
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  Speaker 2: You fool, fly you fools away from this episode.
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  Speaker 1: I'm David Flora.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm Annie Flora, and we're here to teach you
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  Speaker 2: more about trivia than Fardi d Park Park April Fools.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not going to learn anything in this episode.
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  Speaker 1: Us our annual April the Fools episode, and we've got
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  Speaker 1: a whole show for you. Enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this is also our warning. If you don't like
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  Speaker 2: cringey jokes that make you grown, don't listen, just just
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  Speaker 2: go wait.
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  Speaker 1: Trivia this is this is complete jokes. Don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's skip it if you just are here for the
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  Speaker 1: trivia that you know and love. So it works like
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  Speaker 1: a regular show with all the rounds and bang bangs
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  Speaker 1: and big bangs that you'd expect. And let's dive on
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  Speaker 1: in round one. Question one, the category is economics. How
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  Speaker 1: do farmers keep track of their livestock? Question two? Category
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  Speaker 1: is transportation? How do locomotives get from point A to
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  Speaker 1: point B? Question three? The category is sports. How does
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  Speaker 1: Dracula play baseball? Question four? Category's animals which breed of
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  Speaker 1: horse can jump higher than a house? And now they
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  Speaker 1: answers to round one. Question one, how do farmers keep
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  Speaker 1: track of their livestock? They use a calculator? Three, A
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  Speaker 1: calculator a cow.
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  Speaker 2: I just use this calculator, and I'm like that.
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  Speaker 1: Question two? How do locomotives get from point A to
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  Speaker 1: point B with lots of training? Question three? How does
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  Speaker 1: Dracula play baseball with a vampire bat? Question four? Which
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  Speaker 1: breed of horse can jump higher than a house? All breeds?
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  Speaker 1: Houses don't jump?
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  Speaker 2: Question five? The category is fashion. What's the difference between
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  Speaker 2: a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well
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  Speaker 2: dressed man on a unicycle? Question six? The category is Olympics.
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  Speaker 2: Why did suntanning never catch on as an Olympic sport?
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  Speaker 2: Question seven? The category is food and drink? Why did
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  Speaker 2: the pie go to the dentist? Question eight? Category space
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  Speaker 2: as he flew towards the black hole? Why did the
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  Speaker 2: astronauts show no concern? And now the answers around two?
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  Speaker 2: Question five? Was the difference between a poorly dressed man
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  Speaker 2: on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle? Attire?
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  Speaker 2: Question six? Why did suntanning never catch on as an
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  Speaker 2: Olympic sport? Because the best you can get is bronze.
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  Speaker 2: Question seven, Why did the pie go to the dentist?
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  Speaker 2: It needed a filling? Question eight? As he flew towards
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  Speaker 2: the black hole, why did the astronauts show no concern?
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  Speaker 2: He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
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  Speaker 1: That's it for the first half. That means it's time
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  Speaker 1: for the Bang Bang Round. The category for this episode's
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  Speaker 1: Bang Bang Round is sports. This one comes to us
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  Speaker 1: from listener Vincent.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Vincent, Thank you, Vincent.
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  Speaker 1: You'll have thirty seconds to give as many answers as
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  Speaker 1: you can to the following. The late great George Foreman
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  Speaker 1: had five sons. Name them. Your time starts.
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  Speaker 2: Now, and that's time. The names of the five sons
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  Speaker 2: of George Foreman are George, George, George, George, and George.
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  Speaker 2: I guess he said that he wanted them to have
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  Speaker 2: something in common, so if one of us goes up,
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  Speaker 2: then we all go up together, and if one goes down,
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  Speaker 2: we all go down together. So slightly threatening.
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  Speaker 1: They each had different appellations though, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So you have George Junior, George the third who
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  Speaker 2: goes by Monk, George the fourth who goes by big Wheel,
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  Speaker 2: George the fifth, Who's Red? And George the sixth? Who's
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  Speaker 2: Little Joe?
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  Speaker 1: Round three? Question nine. The category is medicine. What disease
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  Speaker 1: is common among roofs? Question ten? Category botany? Why do
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  Speaker 1: trees hate taking tests? Question eleven? Category are detecture? What
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  Speaker 1: did one wall say to the other wall? Question twelve?
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  Speaker 1: Category holidays. What does Santa Claus say when he falls
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  Speaker 1: down the chimney backwards? And now the answer is to
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  Speaker 1: Round three? Question nine? What disease is common among roofs? Shingles?
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  Speaker 1: Conor rhea? The roofs really get around? Question ten? Why
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  Speaker 1: do trees hate taking tests? The answers always stump them?
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  Speaker 1: Question eleven? What did one wall say to the other wall?
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  Speaker 1: I'll meet you at the corner? Question twelve? What does
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  Speaker 1: Santa Claus say when he falls down the chimney backwards?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh?
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  Speaker 2: Round four? Question thirteen. The category is history. How did
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  Speaker 2: Davy Crockett like his pie? Question fourteen? In the category
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  Speaker 2: is math. How can you tell when you're in a
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  Speaker 2: math teacher's arboretum? Question fifteen. The category is anatomy. What
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  Speaker 2: did the left I say to the right eye? Question sixteen.
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  Speaker 2: The category is geography if you're American when you go
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  Speaker 2: into the bathroom an American? When you come out? What
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  Speaker 2: are you in the bathroom? And now the answers to
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  Speaker 2: round four Question thirteen, How did Davy Crockett like his
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  Speaker 2: pie alamode? Remember the alamode? Question fourteen? How can you
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  Speaker 2: tell when you're in a math teacher's arboretum all the
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  Speaker 2: trees have square roots? Question fifteen? What did the left
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  Speaker 2: eye say to the right eye? Between you and me?
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  Speaker 2: Something smells? Question sixteen. If you're American when you go
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  Speaker 2: into the bathroom an American? When you come out? What
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  Speaker 2: are you in the bathroom? European?
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  Speaker 1: And that's it for the regular rounds means it's time
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  Speaker 1: for the Big Bang Round. The category for the Big
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  Speaker 1: Bang Round is New Age Beliefs. Will give you three questions,
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  Speaker 1: the answers of which are all clues to the final question.
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  Speaker 1: The clue questions may not be from the same category
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  Speaker 1: as the final question. Question one, Any hobbit who grows
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  Speaker 1: more than three feet six inches or one point one
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  Speaker 1: meters is considered.
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  Speaker 2: What Question two? What is the last name of the
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  Speaker 2: pop singer who rose to fame with the role of
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  Speaker 2: cat Valentine On Nickelodeon.
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  Speaker 1: Question three a network storage system, the Roman equivalent of
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  Speaker 1: the Greek gods of the wind and the Italian word
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  Speaker 1: for twenty all share what name.
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  Speaker 2: And your big bank question? What do you call a
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  Speaker 2: child fortune teller who ran away from school?
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  Speaker 1: And now? The answer is to the big bang round
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  Speaker 1: Question one? Any hobbit who grows more than three feet
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  Speaker 1: six inches or one point one meters is considered what.
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  Speaker 2: Tall? Question two? What is the last name of the
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  Speaker 2: pop singer who rose to fame with the role of
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  Speaker 2: Cat Valentine on Nickelodeon Grande?
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  Speaker 1: Question three a network storage system, the Roman equivalent of
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  Speaker 1: the Greek gods of the wind, and the Italian word
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  Speaker 1: for twenty y'all share what name Vinti?
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  Speaker 2: And your big bank question? What do you call a
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  Speaker 2: child fortune teller who ran away from school? A small
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  Speaker 2: medium at large? Oh my gosh, congratulations. If you listen
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  Speaker 2: all the way to Bend, I hope it's worth it.
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  Speaker 1: You got three questions there that were actual trivia, so
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  Speaker 1: at the end, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: April fools, there actually was trivia, non trivia episode.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, tall Grande Vinti being a small medium and
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  Speaker 1: large at the Starbucks. Yes, I hope you guys are
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  Speaker 1: having a good start to your spring, and we'll be
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  Speaker 1: back soon with more regular trivia and Patron Tournament episodes,
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  Speaker 1: but for now, Happy April Fool's Day from Quiz Quiz
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  Speaker 1: Bang Bang. I have been David Flora.
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  Speaker 2: I've been Annie Flora. Here's looking at you.
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  Speaker 1: Quiz