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Johnjay will change how you hear these songs FOREVER · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I am very excited about what I'm about to do
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  Speaker 1: for you guys right now, I am very excited. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So please rich you can't I have my computer up?
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  Speaker 2: Do you guys know Ella Langleys?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 4: What My husband is one of the Ella's fellas.
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  Speaker 3: He literally wears the T shirt and everything. Here's a
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  Speaker 3: T shirt and I'm like, okay, so you're Ella's fella today.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So she's got a song called Choosing Texas that's blown up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and do you know about the misheard lyrics?
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  Speaker 1: So it sounds like there's a lyric in there. Let
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  Speaker 1: me let me play a part of the song for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's the song. That's a hit song what she's getting
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  Speaker 1: a lot of flak for. And she addressed it in
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  Speaker 1: the news because sounds like she said I farted.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so now that so it sounds like if forded he.
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  Speaker 4: I hear.
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  Speaker 1: I have worked very hard putting together other songs for
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  Speaker 1: you that say I farted.
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  Speaker 3: No, this is you need your family to go out
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  Speaker 3: of town more often.
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  Speaker 2: This is francast This is my segment.
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  Speaker 1: So this song is and I'm gonna start with some
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  Speaker 1: lesser known songs. But this is Zach Brown Band.
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  Speaker 3: She got too close, so far to close, So I parted.
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  Speaker 3: I heard that plain of day right now.
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  Speaker 1: This is from the weekend. This is Heartless from the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: This is Able saying he farted.
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  Speaker 4: Because the heartless, that the hotness, the funny hotest.
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  Speaker 3: He's fartless. He's heartless. He doesn't have any gas at all.
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  Speaker 3: He's fartless.
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  Speaker 2: Here's Sean Mendez stitches.
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  Speaker 3: Farting on some bodies. I heard it. I heard farting
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  Speaker 3: on my She was, she was, she was.
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  Speaker 2: Here's Selena Gomez, good for you. I'm a fourteen carriage.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fourteen carriers farting carrots, farting carrots.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's a lot of I with an accent though,
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  Speaker 3: like I'm fourteen carrots, a fourteen carrots. I'm fourtune carry.
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  Speaker 1: Here is Elton John and Dua Lipa. It was a
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  Speaker 1: great song. Yeah, parting on the Captain. I bet you
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  Speaker 1: weren't expecting Destiny's Child to be on this list.
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  Speaker 3: Now they said they farted.
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  Speaker 2: In independent Women.
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  Speaker 3: I will never hear that any other way.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I bet you didn't expect Beyonce's Irreplaceable to have
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  Speaker 1: her talk about.
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  Speaker 3: Farting in the closet.
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  Speaker 1: Death must up.
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  Speaker 3: If I farted, Please don't touch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah no, Beyonce, we don't want to touch that.
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  Speaker 3: We're good, keep our distance, We're all right.
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  Speaker 2: What about all right? Grande?
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  Speaker 1: One last time, which is on my workout, my workout playlist.
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  Speaker 1: This is on my workout playlist, But she talks about parting, gave.
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  Speaker 6: In to the first I should have fun, I have.
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  Speaker 2: More room a song. It's a little bit of a reach,
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  Speaker 2: but it works. Break free, Okay, farted on your body.
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  Speaker 2: I came alive. Okay, Okay, it's the very beginning of
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  Speaker 2: the clip. Okay, what's up?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I just want to know what is in your
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  Speaker 4: mind when you hear this stuff and you said, oh
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  Speaker 4: my god, he's got on foarded. I'm gonna find twenty
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  Speaker 4: five songs that.
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  Speaker 2: I've been working on it for two days.
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  Speaker 4: I'm freaking love it. I love it.
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  Speaker 3: You are too much.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks today, have a great day.
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  Speaker 4: One bye.
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  Speaker 2: What's up, Rebecca, You're on the air.
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  Speaker 6: I need this full I Farted segment like a permanent
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  Speaker 6: post on your social media to live there forever, because
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  Speaker 6: it is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
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  Speaker 6: in my life.
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  Speaker 4: Like permanent spot.
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  Speaker 2: Lease, sure we have to pin it.
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  Speaker 1: I want to introdew any of these artists. Now, tell
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  Speaker 1: what about when you wrote football farting?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to address that? All the carrots you ate?
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of an odd lyricting.
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  Speaker 6: Carrots is a new thing that we haven't heard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, carrots. Thanks, Rebecca, have a great day.
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  Speaker 3: It's not Betty Blanco's fever gross, but farting carrots. That's gross.
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  Speaker 2: If you missed it. When you're talking about farting carrots here,
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  Speaker 2: it is cart carry genius.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Denise was having a film.
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  Speaker 6: I just want to thank you for not making me,
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  Speaker 6: oh so crazy because I've heard majority of the songs
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  Speaker 6: that you've put on here. I've heard the farted and
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  Speaker 6: my husband looks at me like I'm crazy, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 6: you don't hear it, Like I will point out when
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  Speaker 6: it sounds like something else, and he doesn't hear until
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  Speaker 6: I say it, and then he can't unhear it.
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  Speaker 2: So like what song you talk about specifically, like all
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  Speaker 2: of the.
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  Speaker 6: Ariana Grande ones, I've always pointed those ones, the Beyonce one.
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  Speaker 6: I heard that one too. There is like a couple
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  Speaker 6: of them, and he just looks at me like, really
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  Speaker 6: you you hear fart everywhere? And I'm like, I guess
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  Speaker 6: they need to.
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  Speaker 3: Pronounciate better, Yeah, they need to pronunciate.
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  Speaker 2: Here. Here is a here's.
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  Speaker 3: I actually don't I don't even know what she's really saying.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the Beyonce one Yip up bud.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds so much like she wrote if I farted,
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  Speaker 1: Please don't do you know?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a problem.
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling you it sounds like she's pronunciating very clearly
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  Speaker 6: for us to hear that very much. So yes, And
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  Speaker 6: then I do this in real life too, Like He'll
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  Speaker 6: look at me and say something and then I'm like, did.
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  Speaker 3: You say this?
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  Speaker 6: And he's like, how the hell did you even hear that?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: My brain is just I think me and John Jay's
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  Speaker 6: brain worked the same, because I hear something and then
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, is this what you said? And it's something
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  Speaker 6: like completely different.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day, Denise, thank you for listening you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so we'll put that up on the podcast. All there
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  Speaker 1: a couple of text messages that are very important, Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about this one bug that weird bug.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 3: Like it was like a cricket and a cockroach combined.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a Texas that big cricket is a cave cricket,
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  Speaker 1: crazy big, thus a little more ooh looking, but still harmless.
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  Speaker 1: They like to live in the woods, are away from
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  Speaker 1: people in general.
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  Speaker 3: We were not in the woods.
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  Speaker 2: I feel you're.
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  Speaker 1: What the heck is that every time I see one
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  Speaker 1: and I have the same reaction.
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  Speaker 6: Interesting, Okay, I just thought maybe there was like this
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  Speaker 6: fun love story between a cricket and a cockroach.
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  Speaker 3: And that was like their child.
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  Speaker 1: and we'll send it right to your phone. This next text,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what segment she's talking about, because that's
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  Speaker 1: the thing when you have the podcast, people listening to
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  Speaker 1: whatever they want. This person says, I have a friend
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  Speaker 1: who won't drink the last few SIPs of all her drinks,
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  Speaker 1: She's convinced those last few SIPs are her own backwash.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: I disagree. I still taste the flavor in that last sip.
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  Speaker 1: Happiest of anniversaries to two men in my life who
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  Speaker 1: never disappoint John Jay and Ritchie. Both deserve world because
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  Speaker 1: of your hard work and dedication. People think I'm crazy
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  Speaker 1: when I say I love you guys, but I really do.
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  Speaker 1: You both are the absolute best and have a lifetime
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  Speaker 1: fan with me. Hopefully, one day I get to meet you,
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  Speaker 1: guys and give you two big hugs of appreciation, your
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  Speaker 1: love to the moon and back.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, guys. Brenda, Thanks Brenda, Thanks Brenda.