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THINGS THAT GIVE OFF SMALL DI*K ENERGY?! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables things to give off mort energy.
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  Speaker 1: Quote my ex was crazy, I hate that. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: was crazy because she wasn't getting that dick. She was
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  Speaker 1: crazy because she was big dick to prime bro.
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  Speaker 2: That's why she needed more than you couldn't give it
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  Speaker 2: to her.
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  Speaker 3: Relatable The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig
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  Speaker 3: aka Daddy, and my partner in crime, Addie Clark aka reesand.
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  Speaker 1: The Goat.
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  Speaker 2: Mate don't give too much away. I have mixed feelings
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  Speaker 2: about him now, yeah, I say.
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  Speaker 1: But we digress. Yes, we actually want to talk about
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  Speaker 1: which is which is something new we want to try? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I came up with this idea quickly to start. Yeah. Yeah, kudos,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Kudos Yeah yeah. I like how Strava uses
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  Speaker 1: kudos instead.
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  Speaker 2: Of like I do too personable because the kudos is
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  Speaker 2: when you give someone kudos, you're giving them like I
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  Speaker 2: notice what you have done and I think it's good.
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  Speaker 2: Is the kutos on Strava different to Kudos Bank Arena
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  Speaker 2: in Sydney the stadium? Yeah, imagine if that stadium was
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  Speaker 2: called like cutos, It's obviously spelt differently.
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  Speaker 1: I know that way I was fully waking out. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, you can't Kudos Bank arenas Kudos bank.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, it's Kudos a bank. I didn't know that stop.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know Kudos Bank arena. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You can call anything anything these days. I didn't know
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  Speaker 2: it was a bank. I didn't put two and two together.
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  Speaker 2: What you could call you if you bought a stadium,
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  Speaker 2: you can call it Jake Jake Bank arena.
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  Speaker 4: Why no, no, no, why would I do.
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  Speaker 1: That's called Jake Greg arena. Yeah, but you could a
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  Speaker 1: Kudos Bank arena.
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  Speaker 2: Well, who's with Kudos. I've never heard that bank in
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  Speaker 2: my life.
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  Speaker 1: You never heard a Kudos bank. Never neither.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, trying to act all on your high horse.
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  Speaker 1: Like you know, well, it's got to be a bank.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it is.
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  Speaker 1: I never heard that once in my life. Twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: four can Star Awards. Kudos Bank Bank is a bank.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely like some SUS bank. It's got a pay
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  Speaker 1: fund bank for like rich people. Hilarious. Did you know
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  Speaker 1: Marvel has a stadium in Australia in Melbourne, like the
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  Speaker 1: movie's Marvel. Yeah, legit, like the company Marvel a stadium
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  Speaker 1: that is in the middle of the city in Melbourne
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  Speaker 1: is called Marvel Stadium and it's huge, got like seventy
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  Speaker 1: thousand capacity. That's cool, isn't that? What I remember going
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  Speaker 1: to Coldplay there and going up and I knew it
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  Speaker 1: was called Marvel Stadium, right, No, And I was like, Marvel,
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  Speaker 1: isn't I didn't even think. My brain didn't even go
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  Speaker 1: towards Marvel having a stadium in Melbourne, right.
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  Speaker 2: And they obviously get it to promote It's just.
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  Speaker 1: A big tax right off. But there was just superheroes everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. Every like I'm telling I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you the walls inside every gate entry, all the wallpaper
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  Speaker 1: was like Iron Man though every I'm not even kidding.
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  Speaker 1: Did you put two and two together once you saw?
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  Speaker 1: Once I got there, I was like, wow, a Marvel Stadium. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I knew it was called Marvel Stadium. It was just
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  Speaker 1: sort of some other random company because every company that
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  Speaker 1: owns the stadium you don't even know, yeah, legit unless
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  Speaker 1: it's like in America, do they get it for promotion
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  Speaker 1: or like a massive tax rider? Both definitely both. Imagine
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  Speaker 1: being in that position because I'm pretty sure they're actually Wait,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I could be wrong here, but I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I dare say, like a stadium in an arena is
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  Speaker 1: a profitable thing to have.
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  Speaker 4: Would be.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe maybe it's just I used to work at
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  Speaker 2: Blue Tongue Stadium, big. I think it's called Central Coast
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  Speaker 2: Stadium now I no, no, no, it's called Industry Stadium now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I worked there when I was eighteen as an usher.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't sing, but I used to show people to
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  Speaker 2: their seat. But it's literally the easiest job because no
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  Speaker 2: one went to the Mariners games. Yeah, And they told
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  Speaker 2: me they had to think that's twenty five percent sorry,
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  Speaker 2: twenty five thousand people with capacity there rough Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: that's and they needed about five to six to break
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  Speaker 2: even to turn all lights on. And when I was
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  Speaker 2: doing it back at twenty eighteen, they weren't getting that.
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  Speaker 1: I was saying, I've been to games with two thousand,
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  Speaker 1: they're legit. But I've also been to games and more,
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  Speaker 1: and they also feel it now because they're good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they are good, So that's crazy. Inside. I always used
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  Speaker 1: to go to they have like two or three n
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  Speaker 1: L games there each year. I always used to go
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  Speaker 1: to a manly game. Interesting, very interesting for everyone listening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but Jake, I came up with something
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  Speaker 2: a little bit different.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to call this, Which door would you
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  Speaker 1: walk through? Okay? Plug?
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  Speaker 2: This came from Patreon organically. Yes, so Jake, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to explain it. Everyone can figure out with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: which door would you walk through?
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  Speaker 1: Door one?
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  Speaker 2: You're playing golf with your dad and his buddies. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: next hole is a par four. But you hit this
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  Speaker 2: thing the swing as is as clean as possible and
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  Speaker 2: get a hole in one in front of all your
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  Speaker 2: dad's mates on a part four. Yeah and a part four.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck bro, I'm strong. Store one, Oh shit, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Door two is you get to live back your first
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  Speaker 2: kiss with your girlfriend. And I'm talking everything, feelings, emotions, downstairs, everything.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, okay, first I would like to just preface. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I've got tears in my eyes. Think about that first
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  Speaker 1: kiss all the gulf. Okay, now, okay, let me just
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  Speaker 1: think about this. I would. I don't know. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: some people listening know how rare it is. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you do. Okay, and but getting a hole in
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  Speaker 1: one in general is crazy on a par four. You
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  Speaker 1: got that arm in front of my dad and all
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  Speaker 1: his mates, or I get to relive. Fuck, okay, here's
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  Speaker 1: the thing. Think of the aura. Okay, where my head
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  Speaker 1: goes right is like I get to relieve. My first
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  Speaker 1: kiss was Beth. Every day shut and I've never lived
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  Speaker 1: a hole in one experience.
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  Speaker 2: You're saying that, so you can pick door one.
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  Speaker 4: I could see right through you.
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  Speaker 1: I am going with door two.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on with your eye from it's a bit
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  Speaker 2: itchy eyelash in my.
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  Speaker 1: King in door to.
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  Speaker 4: Door.
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  Speaker 2: Door one is closed, mate, that's never happening now, never
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  Speaker 2: ever happening.
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  Speaker 1: Door one is. Yeah, at least there's path threads out there.
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  Speaker 1: Or that was a good one.
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  Speaker 2: When I was like picking that, I had to write
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  Speaker 2: and CHATBT, what do you call a hole in one
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  Speaker 2: in golf? Just like holy one? Yeah, I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was all name or something. No, it's called an ace.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: GBT didn't say that.
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  Speaker 1: That's wild that they didn't know that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, said it's literally called a hole in one. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, well, there were weird. No, it's called an ace.
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  Speaker 1: And then I won't say anything else because nobody cares. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but it's usually named after birds, but I don't think
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  Speaker 1: an an ace is a bird. Stop talking. Okay, all right, Oddie,
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  Speaker 1: which door would you rather walk through? Door one? You
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  Speaker 1: live on a farm about twenty acres okay, with your
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  Speaker 1: wife and your desired amount of children too. You have
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  Speaker 1: two dogs, one sausage dog, long hair, multi colored, one
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  Speaker 1: golden retriever, and they are both your daily companions. You're
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  Speaker 1: off grid, all right. You have electricity, but you don't
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  Speaker 1: have Wi Fi. Your day to day is keeping up
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  Speaker 1: the farm, tending to the gardens, the animals, and teaching
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  Speaker 1: your kids as you go. Money doesn't exist. You are
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  Speaker 1: fully self sufficient, but you're not allowed to leave. Huh.
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  Speaker 1: Door number two. You're single, Okay, you're famous and you're rich. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can get a wife and you can have kids.
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  Speaker 1: You can go wherever you want, but money you have
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  Speaker 1: to work for. You're not allowed to settle on a farm.
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  Speaker 1: Oh door do you choose? With Door two? Can I
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  Speaker 1: find Cassie, my girlfriend? Yeah, Cassie if you want?
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  Speaker 2: That changes things because I'm going to say easy.
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  Speaker 1: Door one, you can find Cassie. That's the life I
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  Speaker 1: want to live, Jake, I know, I know, I can't
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  Speaker 1: leave twenty as is a lot though, and I live
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  Speaker 1: off the land. You live off the land, and like,
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  Speaker 1: so money doesn't exist, but so you can have stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You can make a little home gym, you can you
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  Speaker 1: can do all this stuff. And I get food delivery.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, yes, let's but let's just say but
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  Speaker 1: let's just say that's the only contact with the outside
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  Speaker 1: world you get. I'm loving that.
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  Speaker 2: Fair Cassie would hate it, but I'm gonna go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with door one.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I reckon, like fame would be amazing, but it
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  Speaker 2: will get to a certain extent.
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  Speaker 1: We're like this is long.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it would be so cool at the start,
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  Speaker 2: but like the people like JB or anything like that
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  Speaker 2: leaving the house and she's like shots everywhere, Like you'd
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  Speaker 2: just be like, wow, I can't even leave the house
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  Speaker 2: where I have my like sanctuary on a far. I
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  Speaker 2: would love that two kids. That's literally exactly what I
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  Speaker 2: want our life, and like within twenty minutes of the beach,
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  Speaker 2: maybe half an hour if it's yeah, outside this scenario,
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  Speaker 2: that's literally my dream.
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  Speaker 1: See, I knew if anyone was a keen listener, you've
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  Speaker 1: definitely said it on here before. But I knew about
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  Speaker 1: you that you do want to have land, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: you just want to be chilled, definitely, and not worry
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want neighbors, and yeah, neighbors, nothing like that.
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  Speaker 2: I just have this sanctuary that's mine. It would be
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  Speaker 2: so nice, be so cool, and I'll eventually get like
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, like a couple sheep or something something cools, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: some chickens or something. Why that'd be so fine, fingers crossed.
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  Speaker 2: All things goes well, and eventually I don't know where
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  Speaker 2: you want to live.
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  Speaker 1: You can live wherever you want.
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  Speaker 2: But we have two big farms next to each other.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah shit yeah, and then just a massive.
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  Speaker 1: Like warehouse studio in the middle of it. That's the dream.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, this is what this is the dream, right,
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  Speaker 1: big farm, big warehouse studio, big farm on the other side. Right.
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  Speaker 2: And then like, oh, he's a good idea. We could
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  Speaker 2: buy one big farm and build two houses.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point. Ye, we don't need to find
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  Speaker 1: separate blocks. Yeah. And then and then houses are at
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  Speaker 1: the back of the farm, at the very front of
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  Speaker 1: the farm, twenty acres away. There's a road, Okay, that
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  Speaker 1: road leads ten kilometers into a city, so we don't
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  Speaker 1: have to drive far. Yeah, I don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Would best live on a farm because she's a city girl.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. She was born and raised in Sydney.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the concrete jungle, mate, I actually don't know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's the good thing about where we grew up is
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  Speaker 2: we were very like embedded in our brain from an
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  Speaker 2: early age, being in touch with nature.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone around here is I reckon if that scenario. I
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  Speaker 1: just said, if we were twenty minute drive to a city,
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  Speaker 1: she would do it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and if the house is nice, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: who cares.
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  Speaker 1: But if we were a twenty minute drive to civilization,
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  Speaker 1: she would one hundredercent do it. Yeah. But I think
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if she would live where here
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  Speaker 1: where we are.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you need a job to like go to and
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot more job opportunities in Sydney.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, very true, very true. But she also just I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of you said it was funny when you went
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  Speaker 1: camping together the first time. It was pretty funny, but
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  Speaker 1: she kind of liked it. Though she actually quite liked it.
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  Speaker 1: I will say the amount of time we went camping
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  Speaker 1: for probably about as much as we could handle. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I know I can handle one.
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  Speaker 2: But I remember I was seeing a girl before Cassie.
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  Speaker 2: I know, you're insane, are you serious? And it was
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  Speaker 2: like it was going decently and we're probably like four
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  Speaker 2: or five dates in and like national parks are very
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  Speaker 2: important to me and like being in touch with nature.
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  Speaker 2: And one of the dates I planned was a bushwalk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I said to her, I was like, wear like
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  Speaker 2: appropriate shoes. It's like a bit of a hard hike. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't too hard, and it was like three k's
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  Speaker 2: and just a little bit of up and downhill, like
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  Speaker 2: just probably like a five out of ten. And I
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  Speaker 2: remember she rocked up in like fresh or white, like
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  Speaker 2: new balances and like heavy, not that it was bad,
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  Speaker 2: but like full makeup. I'm like, you're gonna sweat, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Ship, were preface this, Yeah, preface this for a reason. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she was a city girl and it was one
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  Speaker 2: of the first signs I saw that maybe we're not compatible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am, that's how funny you say that. I
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  Speaker 1: definitely would have told you this before. I went on
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  Speaker 1: one date with a girl and it didn't didn't end
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  Speaker 1: in a kiss. Nothing right, just just a first date.
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  Speaker 1: And it was the same thing hindsight, bush walk on
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  Speaker 1: a first date. I also kind of see that as white, white,
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  Speaker 1: I can see why you wouldn't do it. But it
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  Speaker 1: was something I did first date.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of scary because like you're a random yeah exactly,
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  Speaker 2: and you're in the bush that's.
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  Speaker 1: Like four five down. But but yeah, same thing. I
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  Speaker 1: said what we were doing, and she yeah, she rocked
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  Speaker 1: up in like a skirt yeah, and and vans and
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  Speaker 1: I mean I wasn't judging. I was just I was
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  Speaker 1: just thinking, oh shit, you should.
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  Speaker 2: I'm It's funny though, we like automatically assume because of
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  Speaker 2: our childhood that they would know what a bushwalk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but they've never been on one. No, it was never
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  Speaker 2: in their childhoods. Yeah, which is again from Sydney. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: exactly interesting. But we've been doing some exciting things Jake, Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I certainly have. The main one being we went in
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  Speaker 2: some acrobatic planes fuck for the movie Mission Impossible.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we were lucky enough to be they are
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  Speaker 1: sending us it's this Thursday. Yeah, we get to go
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  Speaker 1: to the Mission Impossible premiere in Australia that we haven't
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  Speaker 1: been to. We've only been to one other premiere and guys,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Wonka suck, but we're going to Mi Possible.
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  Speaker 1: This should be good. Yeah, so pretty lucky. But they said,
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  Speaker 1: do you guys want to go on an acrobatic aeroplane.
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  Speaker 2: Which is like one of the coolest in quotes brand
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  Speaker 2: deals we've done. Yeah, and these planes, man, I still
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  Speaker 2: can't comprehend how these little planes fly.
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  Speaker 1: You know how you said that commercial flying makes flying
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  Speaker 1: so intense. But when we were in that little plane,
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  Speaker 1: we just hopped in and we just kind of putted
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  Speaker 1: along that runway and then as soon as they said
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  Speaker 1: you're all good to go, we just like thirty meters
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  Speaker 1: later we were in the air. So easy. I because
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  Speaker 1: I went to Queensland on the weekend. I drove there
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  Speaker 1: and flew back only in our flight again, it was
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  Speaker 1: just intense, it is, and I was thinking about it
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  Speaker 1: as we were taking off. I was like, they obviously
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  Speaker 1: you need to sit down and wear your belt and everything,
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  Speaker 1: and it just it just was intense.
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  Speaker 2: Had our own planes. Jake had a nineteen seventy nine,
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  Speaker 2: seventy nine red I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know the name of the plane. I'm it's called
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  Speaker 1: like a Mustang.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, like this cool old red double what are
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  Speaker 2: they called double winged plane?
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  Speaker 1: And it was the reason So it was that one
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  Speaker 1: because they used the same model of plane. Is in
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  Speaker 1: mission impossible. It's not the exact plane, same model.
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  Speaker 2: Jake's head was fully out in the elements, which is
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  Speaker 2: very very cool. Yeah, and then I had this just
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  Speaker 2: like super beast far plane that was worth millions of
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  Speaker 2: dollars and the guy said, like, it's the type of
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  Speaker 2: plane Red Bull using like they're racing acrobatic like stunt
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  Speaker 2: games and stuff. How they go through like rings and
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff, which is cool. But we went for
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  Speaker 2: a little flight around Sydney Harbor which was so cool,
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  Speaker 2: and then we had a dog fight. We had a
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  Speaker 2: fake dog fight, and I was thinking the best way
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  Speaker 2: to explain it was I was loving the flying and
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  Speaker 2: we did one little spin before we got into the dogfight,
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  Speaker 2: and I was thinking, oh, that was quite cool, quite nice.
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  Speaker 2: And then the flight around the harbor was just amazing.
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  Speaker 2: There was a couple of rainbows which was so cool,
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  Speaker 2: and we got to the dog fight, and my analogy
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  Speaker 2: to describe it was this might be a very boy
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  Speaker 2: year thing.
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  Speaker 1: When we were kids.
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  Speaker 2: But do you remember you're with all your mates around
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  Speaker 2: a tramp plane and you're all doing backflips and stuff
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  Speaker 2: and you're double bouncing each other and yeah, and someone's like, oh, Jake,
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to do a backlip and you're not confident
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  Speaker 2: at all, and you do one and you pull it
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  Speaker 2: off and you're like, oh fuck, your heart's like racing,
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  Speaker 2: but you don't continually do another one hundred night flips.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: You're like, that was good enough.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: So you do one flipp You're like, oh, that was cool,
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: and then there's another like five seven minutes of you.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Just flipping flipping, flipping flipping, and I was like, I
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, the g forces would get into me.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know if this kind of hurts.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: It was honestly so cool though.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: The thing I can only really, I guess compare it
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: to is ah the Joker ride at Movie World in Queensland.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I've never been on that, or if I don't even
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: think our roller coaster is here as good as other places.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I think America's roller coasters are supposed to be insane.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: So basically, if you've ever been on just a Gnali rollercoaster,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: just kind of times that buy more because you're flying
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: in a minute of freaking aircraft.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Bro didn't feel safe at all.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: It was crazy. My head was literally out.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: In the yeah, just doing flips.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: That was footage of it. We could find it.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: The funny thing was, so it was obviously for the
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: promotion of Mission Impossible. When I had a brief look
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: at like our video cams of us inside the planes
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: and me outside this podcast room. I'm a very quiet
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: person and like I really had to concentrate on like
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: not hating my life when I was going through it.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: So I was basically mute the whole time, and I
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: was like, I really didn't do a good job for
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: this promotion because.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I just didn't talk because I was like I made
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: up for it. I was like, I was like I
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: wasn't hating my life, but I was like, this is
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: like really. I was like, no, that's probably what they wanted.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: That's what they want.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: But I completely I forgot about their promotional aspect of things.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, I didn't think of it. I didn't think
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: of it once. I was just having time in my life. Yeah,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: did you made a video? So we were the third
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: group or something to go that day, or the fourth
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: group I think, and one guy vomited. Yeah, that made
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: me feel better about myself. I had a little burt,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: but that was about it. See, I didn't even have that.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I was thinking. I was like, I might vomit here beforehand,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: watching the videos on the TV, I was thinking, shit,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I might vomiting. I'm a bit scared. Yeah, and I
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: felt more sick when I got on the ground because
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I was just kind of coming back to It.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Took me two days to recover, not even kidding. Really,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I felt like hungover, like literally, the G forces like
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: got to me. The next day, I felt like I
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: had an amazing like leg pump or something. The day
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: before I was just like fatigued, and then the day
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: after I was just really tired, and I.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Was like, what the fuck, that's hilarious the G forces
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe I was a little bit sick, I don't know,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: but it was a cool experience nonetheless.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, next up, guys, We've got the IG question everybody,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: and that is this week. Things that give off small
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: dick energy. Jake, that was too easy, mate. I started
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: off with one. Then right, things that give off small
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: dick energy.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Lion tattoos, it's only small, it's tiny, I dare say.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: They mean those massive sleeve with a clock next to
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: it in a big rose. I actually have a rose
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: on my ankle.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Now I've got a rose in my hand. But it's
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: because I'm a leo man. I just want attention.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: So when I'm out and girls see my little lion toto,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: they're like, small dick.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Small dick, that's a morning sign. That's what that is. Okay,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: at least you get to say, don't worry about.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I'm taking yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Never know, stop thinking about my dick.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Wait twenty money and I'll start only fans. Things that
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: give off small dick energy in quotes, call me daddy, Nah?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I agree? Nah do you do it? I don't say
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: call me daddy. I could never say that.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: I think the men who do that in the bedroom
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: always so a guy that compensating, and they're like, call
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: me daddy, and that little thing down there.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Call me daddy. That's confidence. That's too confident.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: That's pretty a lot of these things were things that
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: give off small dick energy, like anything to do with
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: being too confident.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: See Here's the thing is I can hear, I can
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: hear daddy, I can be called daddy, okay, yeah, okay, yeah,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: But I can't myself say like, who's your daddy? Or
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: call me daddy? Who's your daddy? Where did daddy, like
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: as a sexual thing come from.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because that's that whole like.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Step because like stripped back. Yeah, it's insane, very crazy.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know where it stem from. It's literally insane.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it's because like humans always look for
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: that like next thing, that thing that make you feel
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: like naughty.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what I've had happened, But
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Is this crazy to say? I reckon
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: one day, just back in the day, it was just
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: a husband and wife chilling them with their kids, and
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: she said to the kids like, oh, go ask daddy.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: And he was probably later in the bedroom, like when
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: you said to the kids a while ago, would you
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: call me that? I like when you call me daddy.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: And then when the next time they have sex, she goes, oh,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: so you like when I call you daddy, and she
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: starts standing it in the bedroom and he starts going
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I like that. It gets him hard.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: In that organic fashion. I think that's fine.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: So that's where it came from. Yeah, yeah, but now
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: what it's ventured to is obviously ended up in porn. Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: And then now you know.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I get turned off if anyone's like too vocal and
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: they're saying like daddy.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: And then like kidless couples are out here getting called daddy,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: like you.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Haven't the right you know, you gotta put it in
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: the hard jar. Yeah, it is interesting, is kink stuff,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: because it's just the kink at the end of the day.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Good point. I mean, we ain't king shaming to be
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: first things that give off small dick energy. Driving an
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: automatic car facts, I always agree with that. Really always the.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: First thing I look at when I'm buying a new
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: car is do they stock manual? Here's what like, because
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: a lot of car models.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Only do order now in the new age it's cheaper
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: than mechan But out here buying brand new cars, well, no,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I've bought a Jeep, a high Lux.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Did I have another car? Did he under three cars?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: And they're all manuals.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: No, they are all second hand. Yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I still look at like if that model
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: comes in a man and then you find a second
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: and version.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I I am not afraid to say that my
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: next car will be an automatic. Yeah, you're lazy. I'm
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: sick of driving. You're lazy, but only ever had manual cars. Yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: it's not that hard because my dick's huge. I'm only
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: a man.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I think any car is an upgrade on what you
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: have now literally anything? No fair, Well, that's after driving
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: your very nice, brand new girlfriend's car.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: No, best cars and that makes you feel like a woman.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I just lost automatics is sick.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: I feel like I like having something to do. I
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: feel like it's making me more inclined to go on
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: my phone.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I used to say that as all. I used to say, like,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I like having something to do. But when you think
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: about it, how often do you really stift gears? Let's
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: be completely honest. A lot and second off, while you're driving,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: you do have something to do driving. Concentrate on the
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: fucking road, that's what you.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Have to concentrate more with the action of your foot
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: and moving the gears.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: No you don't, well, no, tell you what? Tell you what?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: This is true?
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: You want you want an automatic car and it gives
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: off small dick energy facts We disproved things right. We
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: try to say people can read between lines. Things that
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: give off small dick angie, not coming to the door
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: when they pick you up.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Facts, no, facts, simple, couldn't agree more things to give
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: off smaller energy. Quote my ex was crazy that Yeah,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: she was crazy because she wasn't getting that dick. She
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: was crazy because she was big dick. To primero, why.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: She needed more couldn't give it to her physically and literally,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: there you.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Go, There you go.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: We figured that one out to wow.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Things that give off small dick angie when he's instag
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: is filled with only fan models.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no fat yeah, because you can't kill them.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Okay, that's like one of the biggest eggs. Like,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know, you're just scrolling when you're waiting for something.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: It's just like neke a girl, like a.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Girl, like a girl.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I always think it's kind of funny when you're on
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: maybe reels or you're randomly are on the reels. Is
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you just pourn these days? Yeah? Was crazy? Yeah? But
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: or also you know how when you're scrolling Instagram and
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: everyone you follow no more post or just basically you're
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: scrolling the explore page on your normal feed. I just
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: find it so funny when it doesn't even have to
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: be an OnlyFans model, just like it could just be
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: the most random news article and I'll see someone that
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I know has liked it, and I think and think
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: of why I don't like anything. I default like four
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: people's things. I could not even look at them, and
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I default like them, and then other people's things that
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I follow. If I even if I like it, I
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: don't like it. I mean, yeah, I know what you mean.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I remember our group of friends when we used to
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: hang out with them. Like, if you would go on
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: any girl's profile from the coast, I'll truck attractive out there.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you would see one of our mates thatd like, yes,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: it's so weird, and you're like, what the fuck?
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this random person or something.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: You're like what the hell, And I'll just be like, like'
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I know it's so freaking weird.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I got to say this floating us have a bruise on.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I don't like anything.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I'm a terrible supporter same I like, I only like
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: like literally, I think the only people like is Cassis yours.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: You don't really post and it's definite bet than Henry's
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: thing because I'm supporting.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: It's default. Anything I actually like, I don't actually like.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I can tell I'm telling you I don't even watch
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: your ship. Yeah, and I default like it, you know
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: what I mean, just like an Instagram post. Like if
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I just like, I'll go and do It's weird, okay.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Things that give off small dick energy his small dick hashtag.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Not a grower or a shower. That's a male's worst nightmare.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Not being a grower or a shower that's heavy.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: What are you? Oh grower? Yes, same grow today. I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: feel like a shower is like wasting your abilities. Here's
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: what I think if if I look Okay, obviously I
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: don't ever know how a girl does think, But if
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I was a girl and I was getting with a
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: dude and his doodle was big, soft, right, so it
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: was a shower, No, it was a was a shower,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: And then in my head I'm thinking, oh, when that
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: thing's hard, it must be even bigger. But if it
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: gets hard and it doesn't get any bigger, I'd be
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: slightly disappointed.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: But then you would also be like, it's I don't
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: know though, Yeah, you were looking forward to grow I
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: suppose it's actually a little bit. Maybe if we are
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: trying to think as they would, the extra growth might
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: be a slight confident spoos to you like I did that.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: There you go. Maybe I would think like that. Also,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: some people with showers quite often hard to get hard.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Too much blood flow down there.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: But you're out here just giving out insults left, right
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: and sounder. You don't make me horny, you don't make
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: me horney. It's beneficial to have a small dude. It's easier,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: less blood, less blood needed, is what I say.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Things that give off small dick.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Energy, I like this one. When they have good handwriting,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: that gives off small dick energy. Look, I also don't
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: have good handwriting. You can only write in capitals. Yes,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: and if you want to be able to read it,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: it's all caps yeah, And I can't.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: You can't write anything, bro mate, Look we have some
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: we have some words on the board.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: It's funny, but okay, fair. I thought that would be
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I thought bad handwriting would be small dick energy. Obviously not.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: So that means what are they What is their mindset?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I'm a perfect example of that, So what's their mindset?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Here?
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Like bad handwriting means oh, because he's focusing on other stuff,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: like the gym, he's seeing on other stuff. He's out there,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: blue collar working. He doesn't need to write fucking now.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Things that give off small dick energy skinny jeans because
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: nothing big is fit in there. She's thought it through.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: That makes sense, that makes sense. That's a good one.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Things to give off small dick angie. This one's one
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: hundred percent true outs in BMW's.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Ooh, okay, fair, let me think about this. If I
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: was going European, I would choose Mercedes. So now today.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I think there's just like this realm of guys who
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: can't really afford it out your BMW and they get
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: like that ten to fifteen thousand dollars one that's kind
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: of clapped and it has level seeds in this shit,
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: and they think it's the sickest thing.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And they like lower it a little bit of some
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: sort of body kid on it. Yeah, they lower it.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I think it's called slamming it, is it? Yeah, you
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: get it slammed so it's lower to the ground, the
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: wheels are on an angle.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate that same.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I gotta do honorable mention because there was so many
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: and it's things that give off small dick energy. Loud cars. Yeah,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: so much of that.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I think that one was granted, that.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Was a ninety percent of what I was looking. I
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: just sift through to find different one. Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I can't enjoy that either.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: No, I hate it, things that give off small dick energy.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Saying Valentine's Day is a waste of money if you're broke,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: just say that. The guys actually say that it's a
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: waste of money. I don't know.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe they must have been much money into it. They
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: must have been single their whole life.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, maybe I don't know. You don't put much
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: money into it.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: It's I thought that counts. It could be simple as
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: a free card.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: It's a small dick.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, things that give up small dick energy. Acting like
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: a jerk because she earns more money. There's nothing a security.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I think a lot of people, a lot of dudes, sorry,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: really correlate money with success or money.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with like what's it called, what would be released? Fair? Fair? Yeah?
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I just never I feel like money. Money just obviously
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: it's a necessity in life. But the amount of trouble
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: brings people, especially when you have it. I know, like,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: as long as you have enough to live, that's all
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: people should want.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: It is annoying we make enough to live, and but
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I still catch myself stressing about it and having it's
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: so hard not to and having to say to myself legitimately,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: chill because you have you can pay your rent for
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the foreseeable future, right like you have roof of your head.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You have a roof of your you can pay your rent,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: and you can buy food, Like, just chill out. You know,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I always, for some reason stress about it, and then
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I have to check. Really just be like fucking help.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: So maybe I have a small dude.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: All you know that means you have a willy because
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: you care, try not to if you had the mindset we're.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Making a fucking bogue from this pot. Get somebody here,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: get that much money we shots at someone. There's too
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: much missed over that. You guys don't even know things
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: that give off small energy, being too cool to dance
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: in the club, because why in the club we are fan.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, so too cool is small dick?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: What if you're too nervous? Does that mean big dick?
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: If I'm not drunk nerv I'm not drunk enough. I
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: need like something else.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Too nervous to dance in the club. I tell you
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: what was really nice.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: We went to a Spacey Jane release party for their
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: new album and nice.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: We were bopping in there.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: It was really nice because there wasn't enough time for
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: people to get drunk, and by the time Spacey came out,
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: everyone was really really sober, and I think that was
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: the vibe of the whole thing, and it was really
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: nice just to see everyone bopping organically. I think their music.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Everyone was just there for space Yeah.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very It was very nice and a
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: unique experience rather than everyone being maggot and just like
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: even though that there is a time and a place
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: for that, it was a nice experience just to see
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: everyone answering freely without the I.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Actually ended up quite liking it. I was stressed when
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: we first got in because of how they had to
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: open these doors. That was going to over like, I
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: was stressed too. I was God, I was stressed. I
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: genuinely like, you couldn't hear each other, I was. I
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: said to Beth. I was like, because Beth came from
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: a dinner to meet us there. Yeah, I said, to Beth.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'll drop you back to that dinner
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and Addie and I will leave if you want. And
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: she was like, no, no, just wait this way. And then
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: when they're open those doors.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, it was lucky we saw someone
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: when you and had to hold a conversation for like
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: fifteen minutes.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: We would have been gone. We would have convinced better go. Yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Sure, speaking in the back of my head out, I'm
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: happy to leave.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Fuck me. Things that give off small dick energy A
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: dodge ram towing a big boat. I don't like those
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: dodged rams at all. Way. Yeah big that giving big bank,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: It's also giving small dig not worth it. I got
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: one more things that give off small dick Angie, when
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: they study business.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Everyone studies business. Everyone's doing business in UNI. That's funny. Wow,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: you know multiple people doing it. Yes, you topped business
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: at school. I didn't do any that's big energy, mate,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: it's big dick energy. No, you're good at it, so
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: you don't need to study. That's right there. Okay, I
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: think I got three more. Three quick fire things that
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: give off small dick energy. Driving a tiny car ps Sorry, Jake,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the opposite debunked. No, wait, fair, Yeah,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I'm confident that things that give off small deck energy. Quote.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I think dating should be easy, no effort, small dick energy.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: That's giving I want to be single, no second date energy?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Okay this one. Unfortunately, sometimes I am guilty of things
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: that give off small dick energy, asking did you finish?
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Because they need the answer to be yes to boost
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: their ego.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Couldn't agree more.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: You should know, we know that, we know.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, should we do?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: What gives off big dick energy? Oh yeah, that's a
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: great for I g Yeah, yeah, next week good.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking that's a good follow up in the bedroom.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: What gives off big dick energy? Because daddy doesn't?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Did you come? Doesn't? Does silence? What about big dick energy?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Like just a big moan? I don't know what gives
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: off big dick energy. When the session's over, he just leaves. Yeah,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: he knew, he knew, he did a good job because
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: he knows. You can't physically follow him because you're shaking stuff.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: No cuddles.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I'm off and he goes same week. Yeah, I got
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: work to do.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: I'm picturing it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: We'll do. I question what gives off big Dick energy
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: is sick And I tell you what if all I
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: need to see is four answers of them being Pete
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Davidson and I'm turning off my phone and we're not
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: doing it.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Better be the better be like one, Jack Craig got yeah, yeah,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I'll tell Cassie and Beth to go comment.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Waiting.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: She'll be so mean, I can't lie. Welcome to Relatables
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Baddies book Clubs, where we will embark on a journey
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: way away. Sorry guys, Sorry guys. Announcement time. Annadi's time
• 37:51
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• 37:55
  Speaker 1: here at Latable Studios.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: All right, big changes.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: As you guys know, our current format is Monday episode
• 38:03
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• 38:08
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• 38:10
  Speaker 1: You probably love it, and we love doing it. But
• 38:13
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• 38:16
  Speaker 1: All right, So new format, Yeah, Monday as per USU
• 38:23
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• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Battie's book Club facts. Okay, big changes, Jake, So what's
• 38:36
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• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Akatar in this episode, because one minute after the release
• 38:44
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• 38:47
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• 38:49
  Speaker 1: where we do the finale and it's getting a whole
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: episode on a Monday for the first week, So after
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you listen to that from here on out, it's Monday, Thursday,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Friday still but is now no longer Stimulated and Baddi's
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: book Club.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: And one more perk for the new Baddies book Club
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: is we know everyone listening quite enjoys it and maybe
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: can't wait until Friday to receive Baddies book Club, So
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: an added perk on Patreon moving forward in a fortnight
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: when the first second book of what's the second one
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: called of it is called.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: A Cord of Missed and Fury, Yes, which.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: We will be adding to the book club, will come
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: out on Patreon on Monday, technically four days early. Yes,
• 39:32
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• 39:35
  Speaker 2: you can get Baddi's book Club, Yes, but otherwise ye,
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: there a minute later, so if you're poor, you can
• 39:41
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• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Just kidding, it's not poor. A way to Friday.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't wait back.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: But yeah, so go sign up to Patreon because we're
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: adding some more value pretty much. And one day in
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the future, if we get more Patreon members, maybe what
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: we could do is have the Monday episode early on patreot.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: As of right now, it's just us two still. Yeah,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: it's a bit hard. Yeah, make it Monday a week early.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: It would be very hard hard. So look, it's something
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: we can do. Yeah, yeah, we need more members. We
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: love you guys.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Up next is the og Dilemma's Jake.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, how do they submit? You guys know what to do.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: There is a link in the description of this episode,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: or you can go to our Instagram page Relatables Podcast
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: and go to the bio. Click the link, scroll down,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: click dilemmas. Apparently it's a photo of me and my
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: arms cross wearing a handnat So, did.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: You say a handnad? Yeah, you know, you know, Oh
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: that's the actual You've never looked at it once, have you?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: So?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a picture of you of your arms crossed,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: and once you click that, it goes to another picture
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: in a hair net.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Look, I gotta say, I'm busy being the face of
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: everything looking at it right, looking at it, I got them.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Right, all right, This one's good and I think we
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: can give some help.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Sweet.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: It's kind of fun but also kind of tricky. I
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: think I'm falling in love.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: God help me.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Hey, boys, love the pod. I wanted to submit this
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: dilemma and get some male perspective on this situation, because
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: your girl is confused as fuck. For context, I've been
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: seeing this guy for about three months, but I've known
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: him for two years. We've had a small talking stage
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: in the past, but this is the first time where
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: routinely seeing each other in a romantic sense. Every time
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: we see each other, we have amazing banter and we
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: can properly open up about things, and he's honestly like
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: the male version of me. Plus, the sexual tension is
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: in capitals.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: The shit I thought she was going to say when
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: she said that have amazing banter, I thought banter was
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: gonna be sex. Oh in brackets.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: We haven't done it yet because I haven't been ready,
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: but I think that's changing close brackets. In person, it's perfect,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: but he's been a little dry over text and we're
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: speaking less and less, so I'm worried he's talking to
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: other girls. He keeps making jokes about seeing other girls,
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: but I don't know if he's serious or not, and
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: he knows I'm not seeing anyone else in brackets, even
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: though I'm on hinch plus.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: When this all.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Started, we both agreed it was casual, no strings attached,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: because we both didn't want a relationship. My dilemma is,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I think I'm falling in love with this man. I've
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: caught myself wanting to say I love you and wanting
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: to be his girlfriend in brackets. I really want to
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: be his girlfriend, but I don't know what to do.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: My questions are do I talk to him about wanting
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: more or do I just keep seeing him like I've
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: been and wait for him to realize it as well?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Because when I tell you you should see the way
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: this man looks at me, I'm ninety percent sure he
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: feels the same. Or should I just wait for him
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: to make a move and just back off. We both
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: have relationship trauma, but he's helped me overcome mine, and
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I think I'm helping him with his. I'd love to
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: know what you boys think of my situation from a
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: male's perspective and let me know what I should do.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I'm so confused. I'm so sorry. I hope this all
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: made sense. I absolutely love you boys. You help me
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: at work every morning.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Love heart, okayah, love heart, right back at you, love
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: heart right okay, let me young love Well okay. I
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: was listening to a podcast this morning on the way
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: here okay from my house, and they were giving a
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: bit of a debrief on the new series of Love
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: on the Spectrum. Oh yeah, and in one of the
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: episodes they talk about, weird showed a references Okay, yeah, no, no,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: just wait in one of the shit in one of
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: the episodes they watched, there was a couple that I
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: think the season prior, they met and dated and now
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: they've been together for a year and neither one of
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: them have had sex before in their lives. And the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: girl in the relationship is keen okay, and so what
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: she did for their one year anniversary was because she's
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: an animator. Yeah, she made an animation of them having
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: sex and legit said to the guy like like to
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend, like, are you picking up what I'm putting down?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, what are you putting down? So
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: what I'm putting down here is just next time you're
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: having dinner with him, Get an animation, maybe a card.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: It could be simpler, more simple. Get a card, right,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: write a little car and be like a little drawing
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: of you guys in the bedroom, like in an arrow
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: to it and then us later. Shit, that is sexy, guy.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: It would work, bro, It would work. But we're not
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: trying to make them have sex, so to speak. We're
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: trying to see.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: We're trying to see if he's in love with her
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: because she's in love with him.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: You're talking about no, Okay, well, just be honest.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think honesty is the best policy.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Get rid of hinge. Get rid of hinge.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: And I think you sort of alluded to it, and
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: I think you're having this thinking process, but you said
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: at the start of the relationship, you both said it
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: just cash.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: My question for you on that is when is it
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: ever just casual? Yeah?
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: And what does casual mean? It's too blurred, too bluzz a.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: I think people like that it's just casual when they
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: start dating because it takes commitment out of it. But
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: commitment ends up being the best bit about a relationship. Yep,
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: when you commit to each other. And I think you've
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: realized that you want to commit to this man. So
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: what you should do is say, hey, I've been thinking
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: about our first initial conversation we had and I'm really
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: starting to change my mind on that. I've decided to
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: delete hind and was wondering if you wanted to take
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: this maybe to the next step. I don't know what
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: the next step is, but do you want to take
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: the casual label away and start seeing each other exclusivity? Yeah,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: and what male insight can we give on his texting
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: has become dry?
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Shit chat. Yeah, he might have shit chat.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't read into it too much. And the best
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: thing to do is communicate with him in person and
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: have that conversation and he could be like, you.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Know what, I love you too. Yeah, he could be.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: And the thing with boys is.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Especially for me when I was growing up, I was
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I know, it's very attractive when men can make the
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: first move, but I was never confident enough to make
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: the first move. And even with Cassie, one of the
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: traits she had that I really appreciated was she kind
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: of initiated things at the start.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Beth kissed me, so Cassie kissed me and I
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: really love I really love that.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Say I like it because it's like it's like yin
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: and ya, I'm shit scared of that. So maybe let's
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: hopefully assume that he's shit scared and not not having
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: feelings for you anymore, and just have that conversation and
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: be like.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: You know what, I really like you. Yeah, just put
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: your foot down. Yeah, I say it's sexy. Yeah, and
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: then then do what Jake said with the drawings. Yeah,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: that is sexy to be fair, be funny. I think
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: have sex first before you do what I think otherwise true,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: you can if you're confident enough to do it for
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: the before the first time, it's a little bit forward.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: But if you've done it and you know you're gonna
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: do it again, it's like you can bring a little time.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, us laid up, we should do that. No, it's
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: better coming from a girl because guys, I could confidently
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I could do it later. Yeah, actually just laughing at me.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: But I think it is better coming from a girl
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: because I think maybe guys would appreciate that more than girls.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very true. Yeah, that's a great point. Also,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: how do I get back to hear this?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Ill suit.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: You're addicted to your phone mate on his phone. Togains dilemma.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Dilemma, Oh it's downstairs, bright, Oh you're fucked Okay, guy's
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: my tone. Lads, the dilemma is to be petty or
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: to not be petty. We know the answer to that.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Pettiness wins. Pettiness always wins. Background. Eight days before my birthday,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend of five years asked me what I wanted
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: for my birthday. I gave him three items I wanted.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: The day of my birthday, I was out of town
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: until six pm, but my boyfriend had not planned dinner
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: for me, and I got home to a card. I
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: asked him if he had ordered my gifts and he
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: said no. The day after my birthday, he clocked off
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: work at lunchtime, had been paid, and had decided to
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: go to Bunnings to buy paint to paint the shed.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Five days post birthday, I asked my boyfriend if he
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: had ordered my birthday present. He said, yeah, it'll be
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: delayed because of the public holidays. Anyway, I ordered something
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: from the same shop as I wanted something else from there.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: My items were delivered and nothing else has been delivered.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: It is now two weeks post my birthday and he
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: has not said anything. Now his birthday is in one month. Okay, good,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I love this do I? Yeah? Hey, go above and
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: beyond to spoil him and hope he feels guilty. Oh
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: that's that Ira, But I mean if he feels guilty, though,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: b get him nothing and say nothing. See grow up,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: move on and accept my gift isn't coming.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Fuck see no fox C I'm adding d get him nothing,
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: and then had the conversation of how his actions made
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: you feel. Yeah, this man, he's treated you like shit
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: on your birthday. I don't give a fuck about your
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: pay and shit. Like surely if you're in a loving relationship,
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: he can say one hundred dollars a month a month
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: prior to get you a present that arrives on your birthday.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Fuck this man, Can you something, honestly that's breakup worthy
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: to me? To be honest, Yeah, if I clearly stated
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: that I wanted one of three things and I'm in
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: a loving relationship, if she got me something else, that's fine.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: But if she got me nothing, I would be like,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: are you taking bits?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing? Right? If yeah, if my girlfriend said
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: to me, I'm going I'm gonna get get you both,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: just coming up and getting you a present? Yeah, what
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: do you want? And I list her three things, and
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: let's say she gives me one of them. It's like, yeah, okay, great.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: If she gets me nothing, I would prefer to her
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: just have said I can't get you anything this year.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: That's if money's tight.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: And if money's tight, going back on what I said,
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: maybe I'm slightly wrong there. If you don't have money,
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: cook her a nice mine, at least you some candle
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: with dinner, watch some movies, buy some popcorn, and say
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: happy birthday.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I love it. But that's why I do think this
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: is breakup worth it. I think that's a terrible thing. Yeah.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe if you want to be petty, I reckon, don't
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: get him shit. If you want to be petty, don't
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: get him shit and have the conversation or there was
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: probably the healthier thing to do is have the conversation
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: before his birthday and tell what he did, how made
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: you feel, and then be like this isn't on, dude,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Like if we're going to have another fifty birthdays together,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not copping this shit.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I say it, just break up. I feel like I
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: feel like that's such a I just fucking break.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Up thing that dudes don't appreciate or value how much, don't.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you can't realize how much that
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: means to a person irrespective of gender. No fair, Like
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: if you're in a loving relationship with someone and a
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: special day is coming up, the day they're fucking born, yeah,
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: and you don't get them anything? Like what how does
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: two things not click together? And you're like, oh shit,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: I love this woman, let me put some effort in.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: But also I don't know like he's but he's also
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: just lying with which line? Well he's lying because he.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Said you're Oh yeah that lying? This is breakup worthy
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: to you?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot about it. Yeah he's lying. You ordered something?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's break up worthy for sure. There's better
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: nice man out there.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Girl, I want to say something. You don't know how
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: to be petty? Here we go, what do you do?
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Option dh ABCD option EH at him nothing and break
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: up with him on his birthday? Like that be crazy?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I like that. We're gett a bit risk guey here.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: We never tell people to break up with someone because
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: but you know what break up worthy it is breakup
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: worthy in my opinion. Yeah, the only reason I'm confident
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: in the say this is because the girl's bathroom. They've
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: broken up marriages. Yeah, they're not afraid of shit.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I saw another podcast clip the other day, a girl
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: did it.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, they just straight up they'll call off,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: like they will leave someone at the altar.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Like, I tell you what we need to do.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: We need to have big dick, Angie and be more confident. Fact,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: we've been walking around here like I don't know what
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: You don't deserve this, Yeah, all right, you deserve better.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: You deserve a big dick. First of all. Facts, he
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: didn't get you a president, all right. He said he
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: was going to get you a president. He didn't. You
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: asked me if you ordered, and he said yes, it's
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: going to be late, and then he's obviously outright lied. Okay,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: and nothing's coming.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: So I got another petty option if she does want
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: to stay, yeah, if she does want to stay with him.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Option F is say, hey, you didn't buy me a present,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: so I brought myself one with your card, and then
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: buy something from Love honey, and it's a dildo.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: That's funny, that's really really funny. Option A, B, C, D,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: E F G. Just don't get yourself anything again, right,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: buy him a present with his card. Yeah, that's a
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: good option. Option hmmm. If you don't know anything, option
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: h figure out that he's got a side piece and
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: buy a present for her. He took it too far, Yeah,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: he's got a side doesn't have anything. Always go as
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: a shed and some paint man.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Seriously, loser, I'm glad you got to go to paint shed, mate.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glad you goes His shed looks good. Fucking
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Nick Dick.
• 54:09
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  Speaker 2: to join this fun at the end, all the baddies
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: have been coming with some heat with their notes that
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: the doctors they're doing some stuff. They've got good stuff
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: going on, and they got time for a relatable So
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: if you want to sign off an episode. It is
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: also linked in the description of this episode and is
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: on Instagram as well. I don't know what the picture
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: of that one is.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I forgot.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Oh well today, let's call Skyler. Hello. Hello, is that Skyler? Yes,
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: it's already And Jake from the Relatables podcast, how are
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: you going?
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: We are going great?
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Doing great, thanks for picking up the first try and
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: nor we have to struggle. Yeah, we we have a question.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Would you mind signing off our episode please?
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Yes? Sure? Definitely inspirational. I should have had much.
• 55:00
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  Speaker 1: Let's guitar. You've heard it here first from Skylar Guitar
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: is where it's at. Yeah, that's great advice.
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Thanks so much.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: That's all good say guys.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Bug Oh yeah, star coming in with great advice. That's
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: good advice about the best advice with
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