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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to our Saws on the Internet, a
- 0:02Speaker 1: brand spanking new podcast where I talk about random stories
- 0:06Speaker 1: with a group of comedian friends of mine. Today's episode
- 0:08Speaker 1: we have Kenichha Buss, we have bt Kingsley and Brandy Denise,
- 0:14Speaker 1: and you've got three random stories. I forgot to say
- 0:15Speaker 1: this the last episode, but if you want to submit
- 0:19Speaker 1: stories to us, send them to Internet at kevinstage dot com.
- 0:23Speaker 1: The only thing is they cannot be trending stories. It's
- 0:25Speaker 1: gotta be something random, old, not something that happened this week.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Those we covered in other podcasts. These are old, ridiculous things.
- 0:33Speaker 1: You actually, guys. Patroon has sent some funny ones here
- 0:36Speaker 1: that we're actually coming today. This one actually came from Patroon.
- 0:40Speaker 1: Let me take a deep breath. I got Russian bathroom
- 0:44Speaker 1: and bathroom. You know I'm almost forty. All right, here's
- 0:48Speaker 1: the story today. We got this from the email box.
- 0:50Speaker 1: World's dirtiest man.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Come on. This is a picture of him.
- 0:54Speaker 1: Oh Man dies in Iran at ninety four, a few
- 0:58Speaker 1: months after first watch Okay and Irani and Hermit nicknamed
- 1:03Speaker 1: the world's dirtoyus man for not taking a shower for
- 1:04Speaker 1: more than half of a century has died at the
- 1:08Speaker 1: healthy old age of ninety four. Okay, he hadn't taken
- 1:14Speaker 1: a shower in fifty years. He took a shower.
- 1:21Speaker 3: They washed off his protections.
- 1:23Speaker 1: Four The turn Times reporter that Hobby would eat road kill,
- 1:27Speaker 1: smoke a pipe filled with animal excrement, and believe that
- 1:29Speaker 1: cleanliness would make him ill, and he smoked multiple cigarettes
- 1:34Speaker 1: at once. A few months ago, villagers had persuaded him
- 1:36Speaker 1: to wash for the first time, Erna reported, And then
- 1:42Speaker 1: he got sick after taking the shower for after a
- 1:46Speaker 1: couple of weeks, and he believed, oh see what supporter said,
- 1:51Speaker 1: it's like using water to take a bath. Fire bath
- 1:53Speaker 1: helps kill all the germs and infections in the body.
- 1:56Speaker 1: So after taking a shower a couple of months later,
- 1:58Speaker 1: he got sick and died.
- 2:00Speaker 4: They washed off all his protection because all them germs
- 2:02Speaker 4: protected him from new germs, so all the old So
- 2:05Speaker 4: when you start walking, you can't not fifty years fifty years.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Of no shower.
- 2:08Speaker 3: You're probably not even musty, no more like that's you
- 2:12Speaker 3: just smell like it.
- 2:13Speaker 5: Decads on what Larry is like, Yeah, you gotta go
- 2:16Speaker 5: through some crush to get to the musk.
- 2:19Speaker 3: Yeah, because once you start caking up and smell.
- 2:22Speaker 5: It's like like them people you see when they don't
- 2:24Speaker 5: brust their hand and shit, just get mad at down locks.
- 2:29Speaker 2: The one dread. Yeah you got locks.
- 2:34Speaker 1: Now, what's as long as y'all went without taking a shower.
- 2:37Speaker 1: I'll start off because I don't want you all to
- 2:39Speaker 1: be embarrassed. Five days for me. Wow, this is when Melissa,
- 2:43Speaker 1: Big Melissa gave birth and she was sick. She could
- 2:48Speaker 1: leave the hospital and there was no shower in the.
- 2:52Speaker 2: In the room we ran.
- 2:53Speaker 1: I'm slipping on the little couch kind of like that
- 2:54Speaker 1: back there. So I'm staying with her because she was
- 2:57Speaker 1: ill and it was money. I think Jason was born
- 3:01Speaker 1: Monday or Tuesday, and we went home like on Friday, Saturday.
- 3:03Speaker 2: But I ain't taking a shower the whole time, like
- 3:06Speaker 2: mm hmm mm hmmm, he said, I was.
- 3:12Speaker 1: She ain't taking the shower. I ain't taking the shower,
- 3:15Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I could have hold bath,
- 3:17Speaker 1: but I wouldn't move around that much.
- 3:19Speaker 2: I mean, but I feel like.
- 3:22Speaker 3: If you do, you move around enough.
- 3:25Speaker 1: You could have I could have retrospect. I could have
- 3:29Speaker 1: hit the pat path. So I feel like y'all is
- 3:31Speaker 1: gonna be less than five days. I don't go a
- 3:33Speaker 1: few hours without shower hours. Yeah, I'll be showering like three.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Three you get not taking showers.
- 3:42Speaker 3: He gets. He sweats a lot. I've been on the
- 3:44Speaker 3: road with BT and he did the shower.
- 3:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:47Speaker 1: No, I've been on the road with Listen, we leave
- 3:50Speaker 1: here by Sacramento. It's a problem.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he has a heavy sweater.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Three. Four shower when I wake up.
- 3:58Speaker 5: I shower before every show, and I shower before I
- 4:02Speaker 5: go to bed.
- 4:03Speaker 2: So that's three right there. Do you sweat when you
- 4:05Speaker 2: eat like like before? It depends what to me.
- 4:09Speaker 3: Because the guy who sweated when he.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Was just big, he wasn't even that big.
- 4:14Speaker 3: It was just like what the fuck? We can be
- 4:17Speaker 3: at the movie then and he eating pop or he's sweating.
- 4:20Speaker 4: I'm like.
- 4:22Speaker 2: Irrit you got me.
- 4:36Speaker 1: I have like a I mean to ask you a question.
- 4:39Speaker 1: If you don't have a show, are you taking the
- 4:40Speaker 1: pre pre Lakers game shower?
- 4:43Speaker 2: No?
- 4:44Speaker 5: But like okay, so like let's say like even like okay,
- 4:47Speaker 5: if I have an audition online, I take a shower
- 4:51Speaker 5: before you do?
- 4:52Speaker 3: Not do he is a shower.
- 4:54Speaker 2: I don't know. They can't smell you through the screen.
- 4:55Speaker 2: I know, I don't know. Maybe it feel like a reset.
- 4:57Speaker 2: You gotta you got an audition today, I don't. You
- 5:00Speaker 2: ain't gonna take a shower, you gonna hold back. I
- 5:01Speaker 2: took a show over before I got here.
- 5:04Speaker 1: Take a shower most of the time to most of
- 5:07Speaker 1: the time. Two days, I mean two times a day,
- 5:10Speaker 1: take a shower in the morning. And many nights I'd
- 5:12Speaker 1: say five of seven nights and take a shower before
- 5:15Speaker 1: I go to bed. Yeah, but sometimes if I'm tired.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Sometimes I won't take it before I go to bed.
- 5:20Speaker 2: That's fair. Sometimes I won't take it.
- 5:22Speaker 1: But since the baby, I haven't gone some days I
- 5:26Speaker 1: go until the night, like if I'm just tough in it.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Like the other day that I came back, I was exhausted.
- 5:32Speaker 1: I didn't take a shower till ten.
- 5:34Speaker 2: But I'm tired.
- 5:34Speaker 1: But I'm like, nigga, I can't. You can't cross the
- 5:36Speaker 1: twenty four hour barrier. But three showers is a day's
- 5:40Speaker 1: so you know, we got a drought here.
- 5:44Speaker 2: That don't be quick showers to ye. I ain't gonna
- 5:45Speaker 2: hold you, California. I'm sorry. I mean, if we have
- 5:54Speaker 2: or longer.
- 5:55Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, nothing like that, Like I don't know,
- 5:57Speaker 5: twelve minutes, ten minutes.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Oh, that's that's not long. Yeah is that a longo?
- 6:02Speaker 3: Don't know for that many a day, because one should
- 6:04Speaker 3: be just a wash.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Up the shower almost an hour every day of your life. Yeah,
- 6:10Speaker 2: it'd be too so many details in here. I'm very
- 6:13Speaker 2: regularly you guys a lot too. Why man, all you
- 6:18Speaker 2: got to Yeah that's what I need. Yeah, I get
- 6:23Speaker 2: a whole hour work.
- 6:25Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never used one, and I've always just been curious.
- 6:30Speaker 4: So like when you put your butt over the sink,
- 6:32Speaker 4: over the toilet and the water goes up, it don't
- 6:35Speaker 4: get like your whole booty wet, just get the stream.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Yeah, but you do got to sit in the same spot.
- 6:46Speaker 1: But when you you open that butt, the stream be
- 6:49Speaker 1: like they're going to.
- 6:49Speaker 2: I feel like it has a censors to.
- 6:51Speaker 4: You go for the front and the back. Mine has
- 6:53Speaker 4: two different Yeah, you can go from because.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Get cheats. I heard it.
- 7:01Speaker 5: Don't go directly like it come up and kiss it.
- 7:05Speaker 2: It's like a stream.
- 7:06Speaker 3: So it's not so it's not a power wash.
- 7:08Speaker 1: It is like when I was in Japan, it was
- 7:11Speaker 1: it was pretty I was like, it wasn't too hardware hurt,
- 7:17Speaker 1: but it was more pressure than I anticipated. All pressures
- 7:21Speaker 1: are not are not equal. I bet you if you
- 7:22Speaker 1: have your own, you probably can set the pressure. Yeah,
- 7:25Speaker 1: because it'd be like it feels like a booty shower,
- 7:28Speaker 1: I know, right, yeah, just having to.
- 7:32Speaker 2: Be a whole shower.
- 7:35Speaker 3: Do you do you spread your cheeks when you sit down?
- 7:38Speaker 3: Will you shower?
- 7:40Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 7:42Speaker 3: I heard of God, I don't know who I'll be
- 7:45Speaker 3: dating guys, like.
- 7:48Speaker 2: In general.
- 7:55Speaker 3: The college to be there.
- 7:56Speaker 4: He is his cheeks when he took a shower and
- 7:59Speaker 4: washed was with his because that was gay?
- 8:01Speaker 2: Is that real? On Twitter?
- 8:04Speaker 3: Told me this and like we we never had sex
- 8:07Speaker 3: with that side.
- 8:07Speaker 4: I didn't know what he did with this, but but
- 8:09Speaker 4: like it was I was like, you gotta be joking
- 8:11Speaker 4: and he was like, no, man, that jn't gay.
- 8:18Speaker 2: You're dirty.
- 8:20Speaker 5: You're a dirty nigga, bro, dirty gay, that's what that's what.
- 8:25Speaker 2: That's what the soap dishes for. You're supposed to get
- 8:27Speaker 2: up in that babe. You put.
- 8:33Speaker 1: You got talk about the stables. Yeah, you gotta put
- 8:35Speaker 1: that up that man, you've gotten to go.
- 8:37Speaker 2: To just do It was like.
- 8:43Speaker 4: I said, so, how do you how does the word
- 8:45Speaker 4: that He's like.
- 8:46Speaker 3: You just get a shower, the water just run down.
- 8:47Speaker 3: It internal is protected, and you need a towel.
- 8:56Speaker 1: You probably got to get rid of that town. I
- 8:57Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you use the same town. You better
- 8:59Speaker 1: stop your face first.
- 9:01Speaker 3: Yeah, man, always always you go.
- 9:04Speaker 2: From the crowd. It's a bad washing.
- 9:12Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 9:13Speaker 1: How water gay. He's probably afraid he might like the
- 9:22Speaker 1: day first going in. But that pressure pleasure, but it
- 9:27Speaker 1: don't feel bad.
- 9:28Speaker 4: And don't like any pressure on any part of your
- 9:34Speaker 4: body that doesn't usually have pressure on.
- 9:35Speaker 3: It's probably like that's new.
- 9:37Speaker 2: Yeah, little under the k.
- 9:46Speaker 3: Let's hit your elbow.
- 9:49Speaker 2: I had that. I'm trying to see what that like.
- 9:55Speaker 1: You you can't. It's like toilet tissue to wipe. Once
- 10:02Speaker 1: you do it too many times, toilet tissue don't.
- 10:04Speaker 2: Feel like enough. You feel like you got to go
- 10:06Speaker 2: to white.
- 10:06Speaker 3: So what you're trying to say is my is my
- 10:08Speaker 3: butod dirty. I've never used to.
- 10:11Speaker 4: I thought my whole booty was gonna be wet. I
- 10:12Speaker 4: thought it was just like, no, it goes straight up
- 10:14Speaker 4: in the string.
- 10:15Speaker 5: It's good even if I do just have the toilet tissue.
- 10:20Speaker 2: Then I'll reach for the soap like the little hands.
- 10:23Speaker 5: I get that anti bacterial.
- 10:29Speaker 4: I don't know what it is with man and like
- 10:35Speaker 4: dial soap, but it's so. It's only good when you
- 10:38Speaker 4: have piercings intense.
- 10:42Speaker 3: Like your skin is.
- 10:43Speaker 2: It's a lot.
- 10:47Speaker 3: I don't know what it is about man, but like, no,
- 10:50Speaker 3: it's not.
- 10:52Speaker 2: That's the only reason. Piercing is a very strong sin.
- 10:58Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I can't stand hints.
- 11:01Speaker 4: I like, and when you go to downs, that's what
- 11:04Speaker 4: they have at the sink to I'm like, oh my god,
- 11:07Speaker 4: this is oh my god.
- 11:08Speaker 3: Right, yeah, so over here.
- 11:13Speaker 4: Those are the two worst women hate both of those.
- 11:16Speaker 4: Please go get some Dove men.
- 11:18Speaker 2: I don't like Dove.
- 11:19Speaker 3: You have get some correct and he's got the jail.
- 11:25Speaker 2: What's that?
- 11:26Speaker 3: You know what's the d Co commercials.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Got. It's kind of intense to them.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Yeah, women that yeah, but they have a lot of
- 11:41Speaker 1: good smells.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Loky.
- 11:42Speaker 1: I be still in my wife body wash. I be like,
- 11:45Speaker 1: I like to smell smooth men. Stuff is to the
- 11:47Speaker 1: scents are very strong and any work alone and the
- 11:50Speaker 1: soap is really strong and be clashing.
- 11:52Speaker 2: It's like because Dove is clean, but it's very I don't.
- 11:55Speaker 5: Feel Yeah, I don't feel clean and dove so I
- 11:58Speaker 5: liked you.
- 11:59Speaker 3: Want that stuff that rips your skin off?
- 12:01Speaker 2: Yeah, but then but then but I won't never have to.
- 12:06Speaker 2: I don't never have.
- 12:08Speaker 3: It takes the moisture out of your skin.
- 12:11Speaker 2: But then I circle.
- 12:12Speaker 5: Back and I'll put like like baby stuff on, like.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Like they got like this lavender thing that helps baby sleep.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Now go and cook that after, you know what I mean.
- 12:23Speaker 2: It's a lot of material for U b T. You're
- 12:24Speaker 2: doing a lot every day. Yeah, there's a lot of ladies.
- 12:29Speaker 5: He's clean, you're interested in this. I don't know how
- 12:31Speaker 5: you're like, I ain't mad about that.
- 12:32Speaker 2: That Gucci.
- 12:33Speaker 4: You know, my longest time not taking a shower was
- 12:37Speaker 4: definitely six days.
- 12:39Speaker 2: You had more than me the whole.
- 12:41Speaker 6: Yeah.
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- 14:40Speaker 3: I had COVID.
- 14:41Speaker 4: I was in a hotel room by myself in Atlanta,
- 14:43Speaker 4: and I didn't really see a reason to watch.
- 14:45Speaker 3: I couldn't get out the fucking bed neither. I was
- 14:47Speaker 3: I'm sick.
- 14:48Speaker 4: It's always six it's lost it like ten pounds. When
- 14:52Speaker 4: I had Coldly, I was fucked up. I didn't eat
- 14:54Speaker 4: for probably like nine days. I think I might have
- 14:57Speaker 4: had a little bit of a banana see tea and stuff,
- 14:59Speaker 4: but you come on.
- 15:02Speaker 2: You covid. Yeah, we was worried about you. Listen, we
- 15:06Speaker 2: have a group chap going.
- 15:07Speaker 3: I was on my last leg.
- 15:08Speaker 2: I was like, we was like, Nigga, have you We were.
- 15:11Speaker 3: Praying for you, but we was praying for you.
- 15:15Speaker 2: It was like, Nigga Kanesha is sick.
- 15:18Speaker 3: I'm finished. I was finished. I was done. I was like,
- 15:21Speaker 3: I can't believe this is it? Did you watch this
- 15:23Speaker 3: is it?
- 15:23Speaker 7: No?
- 15:23Speaker 3: That's what I was about to tell you.
- 15:25Speaker 4: See covid the reason I got on Instagram. And by
- 15:29Speaker 4: the time I got in the shower for the first time,
- 15:31Speaker 4: it was going on like thirty days.
- 15:33Speaker 3: And I was like this.
- 15:34Speaker 2: I thought I was the worst, but I don't even
- 15:36Speaker 2: leave the league. We gave you some ship.
- 15:43Speaker 3: It was it was close to that.
- 15:44Speaker 4: It was close to that because I was at home
- 15:46Speaker 4: sixteen before I got into the hospital, not being you know,
- 15:49Speaker 4: thanks to BT saved my life because he didn't need
- 15:52Speaker 4: We were just texting and then I had made a
- 15:54Speaker 4: video like hand I thought it was my I was
- 16:00Speaker 4: coughing so long. I thought my voice was gone, but
- 16:02Speaker 4: I thought I was getting better. Bet was like, whatever
- 16:04Speaker 4: you're doing, go to the hospital now. They was like,
- 16:06Speaker 4: first of all, we don't know.
- 16:07Speaker 3: How you're alive.
- 16:08Speaker 4: Second of all, you'd have been dead by morning. My
- 16:09Speaker 4: COVID pneumonia. I had no air. That's why I was
- 16:12Speaker 4: talking like and I mean, but I couldn't.
- 16:15Speaker 3: That was just but it was. It was a very
- 16:17Speaker 3: long time because I.
- 16:18Speaker 5: Was you know, you know how people don't know. It's
- 16:21Speaker 5: just just it's just a cool I'm like, man.
- 16:23Speaker 2: But I was fucked up. You were all that ship
- 16:26Speaker 2: and I was in the hospital.
- 16:27Speaker 5: Was like, my nigga, don't be tough. I say, if
- 16:30Speaker 5: you don't feel right, take your ass to the doctor.
- 16:33Speaker 5: And we was texting that and she's like, all right,
- 16:35Speaker 5: I got you. She was like to get the little
- 16:39Speaker 5: this nigga called. She was like, so I think I'm
- 16:41Speaker 5: doing all right.
- 16:42Speaker 8: I was like like this call now, nigga.
- 16:57Speaker 2: She shouted, crazy, Okay, I think I'm doing okay. To
- 17:14Speaker 2: the hospital.
- 17:17Speaker 3: Before and what it was is I had set up.
- 17:21Speaker 3: I never laid down. They said if I laid down,
- 17:23Speaker 3: I would have died. It would have.
- 17:24Speaker 4: But it hurts so bad, like I was sitting up
- 17:27Speaker 4: the whole time. Yes, I was just sitting up. They said,
- 17:29Speaker 4: if I would have laid down, I would have been dead.
- 17:31Speaker 4: That's the only reason why I made it that long
- 17:32Speaker 4: with mysmonia that bad, so so so you so.
- 17:35Speaker 3: You couldn't smell yourself. No, I couldn't know.
- 17:39Speaker 4: When John ca and Malik and them guys one in
- 17:41Speaker 4: there with the cleaning people to clean my house when
- 17:43Speaker 4: I was in the hospital, they was like, oh, it's
- 17:45Speaker 4: I was so tunnel vision. I had flies in the
- 17:47Speaker 4: house they had. I couldn't see any of it. The smell.
- 17:51Speaker 4: They was like, yo, and I'm a very clean person,
- 17:53Speaker 4: and they was like, oh my god, I did.
- 17:55Speaker 3: I was just sitting in it.
- 17:56Speaker 4: And it was just it was it was everything they
- 17:59Speaker 4: had to have.
- 18:00Speaker 3: They have the people come and clean my whole house.
- 18:01Speaker 4: But I didn't even realize flies was fly It was
- 18:04Speaker 4: filled with flies and everything.
- 18:06Speaker 3: I just was so sick. I didn't even.
- 18:10Speaker 2: Baby my baby.
- 18:11Speaker 5: I said, send my send my baby to that document.
- 18:15Speaker 5: Thank you, I said, Nigga, go right now. You sure,
- 18:18Speaker 5: I said, but get off this phone call.
- 18:23Speaker 2: No matter how many times you did that voice.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Funny, every time you had the oxygen machine, you had
- 18:31Speaker 1: it all.
- 18:31Speaker 3: We have seventy percent of my lungs right now.
- 18:33Speaker 2: That's the other thirty gone gone, sister gun.
- 18:42Speaker 1: They yeah, but get back into I remember you thought
- 18:47Speaker 1: you was gonna be able to They told me that
- 18:49Speaker 1: I wouldn't where I'm at now.
- 18:50Speaker 3: They I should not be here.
- 18:52Speaker 4: They told me I will probably never perform again. Like
- 18:54Speaker 4: that's how damage the scarring and everything on my lungs was.
- 18:56Speaker 4: But I did a lot of herbal herbal stuff as well.
- 18:58Speaker 4: I did a twenty one day water fast, nothing but
- 19:00Speaker 4: water and herbs when I got out the hospital.
- 19:03Speaker 3: But you know, I heard that's good.
- 19:04Speaker 2: It is.
- 19:05Speaker 4: And when your life is on nothing but water, when
- 19:07Speaker 4: your life is on the line, you could do it.
- 19:09Speaker 3: I tried to re enact a to lose weight. It's nothing.
- 19:11Speaker 2: Everybody, let me get the twelve.
- 19:19Speaker 3: That's the only way. So but it is, and it's
- 19:23Speaker 3: given me some great material.
- 19:25Speaker 2: Your your own life. It's like God, like, I'm gonna
- 19:28Speaker 2: give you these trials just New fifteen.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Let me tell you what be killing. You almost died,
- 19:34Speaker 1: but now you're gonna be killing. So I'm still here.
- 19:40Speaker 5: I don't mean that that dirty nigga, because I wanted
- 19:43Speaker 5: to say this because I forgot about the dirty nigga.
- 19:47Speaker 5: But my the same logic that that why he might
- 19:51Speaker 5: have what we might have lost him, I said, lost
- 19:54Speaker 5: him like this is my homie for the same reason
- 19:57Speaker 5: why he might have passed.
- 19:58Speaker 2: I feel like that about the way you eat.
- 20:01Speaker 5: And ship, Like if you eat too clean, you'll funk
- 20:05Speaker 5: around and excuse yourself from all the ship that's in
- 20:08Speaker 5: the environment, Like there's already bad like grilled chicken and stuff. No,
- 20:18Speaker 5: Like if you go too far into that world, it's like, no, listen,
- 20:20Speaker 5: the everything is processed and the air is bad, and
- 20:25Speaker 5: it's like certain you already ingesting like the bad ship.
- 20:29Speaker 4: I disagree with that because I feel like so many
- 20:32Speaker 4: other things that you could eat with that, Like you
- 20:35Speaker 4: implement a lot of like ginger and curry, and you have.
- 20:40Speaker 3: These extra extra things foods.
- 20:49Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm saying, Like it's so many
- 20:53Speaker 4: raw and healthy, holistic things that can protect you from
- 20:56Speaker 4: the outside things. So I feel like you just eat
- 20:59Speaker 4: if you're just eating clean and you're not taking those
- 21:01Speaker 4: extra supplements to help.
- 21:03Speaker 2: I think I'm with you.
- 21:05Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I feel like there's a but I feel
- 21:07Speaker 5: like there's a balance, like the homie had super healthy,
- 21:11Speaker 5: met health face, super clean eating, and then she got
- 21:14Speaker 5: pregnant and she goes to the doctor and the doctor
- 21:17Speaker 5: was like, hey, listen, you need you need to meet you.
- 21:20Speaker 2: She's like, oh, yeah, okay, I'll do it.
- 21:22Speaker 4: That'sgnant the wrong meat.
- 21:28Speaker 5: I put the meat right in my lips, she says.
- 21:34Speaker 5: So then you know, she goes back and he's like, yeah,
- 21:37Speaker 5: you know, did you did you? Yeah, babies, sure, baby's
- 21:42Speaker 5: not growing, And she was like no, no, so she said, yeah,
- 21:50Speaker 5: shed she said.
- 21:51Speaker 2: I want to know Walker was doing that. She was
- 21:56Speaker 2: feeding her baby roots and stuff, and her baby was underweight.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Went back.
- 22:00Speaker 5: She went back that next time and she was like,
- 22:03Speaker 5: oh no, no, no, you plan she said, eat.
- 22:06Speaker 2: So she ate it.
- 22:07Speaker 5: Everything went back to the really yeah, everything, every everything
- 22:10Speaker 5: fell into place. So it's just like, oh, yeah, man,
- 22:13Speaker 5: you know you said that about six germs prior to COVID.
- 22:17Speaker 1: I was reading an article. I was reading everything about
- 22:18Speaker 1: COVID for them two years. But they were saying that
- 22:21Speaker 1: prior to COVID, like, you know, people be sick like daycare,
- 22:24Speaker 1: you kids go daycare, they be sick all the time, Yes,
- 22:26Speaker 1: but then their body's like used to it.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Like then I was reading that coronavirus.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Uh, the colds now is just coronaviruses from from years ago.
- 22:34Speaker 2: Like the Spanish flu never went away.
- 22:37Speaker 1: It just it becomes so mild that you people don't
- 22:40Speaker 1: die from because virals are trying to live. But anyway,
- 22:42Speaker 1: they were saying a certain amount of like when we
- 22:44Speaker 1: were in the house with masks and stuff, we wasn't
- 22:46Speaker 1: exposed to really know germs and stuff.
- 22:48Speaker 2: That's why they're saying, like the flu is crazy this
- 22:50Speaker 2: year RSV. Like people be getting sick, especially.
- 22:53Speaker 3: For the young kids.
- 22:54Speaker 4: It's really bad because the like I have a pandemic toddler,
- 22:59Speaker 4: and so then when they were back in the world,
- 23:00Speaker 4: it's just like they're getting sick because they developed those
- 23:03Speaker 4: germs early around kids. And Bean wasn't around no kids
- 23:06Speaker 4: and nobody for a year and a half. So then
- 23:08Speaker 4: now it's just she's always something that's going on.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Yeah, my son, that boy I'm talking about any cold
- 23:15Speaker 1: in Washington.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Knows was.
- 23:22Speaker 1: Every he had to get you station tubes because you
- 23:25Speaker 1: used to get so many ear infections.
- 23:26Speaker 2: They were like, he's gonna lose his hearing.
- 23:28Speaker 1: So we had to put the EU station tubes in
- 23:30Speaker 1: his ear that baby got and then Joe, Joe and
- 23:33Speaker 1: Melissa never ever sick. Isaiah, yeah, baby, everything that except.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Coronavirus, who.
- 23:49Speaker 3: He already had.
- 23:50Speaker 2: The whole family had COVID.
- 23:51Speaker 5: He was like, not, yeah, he put cod but I
- 23:57Speaker 5: got COVID the second time.
- 23:58Speaker 2: It was like, had you call done? Oh the second COVID?
- 24:01Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I had a fever for like a day
- 24:06Speaker 4: and a half.
- 24:07Speaker 3: Everybody's like, you got COVID. I was like, I'm good baby.
- 24:10Speaker 3: What community is like?
- 24:11Speaker 1: They were totally different that second time. The first time
- 24:13Speaker 1: I had it. You know, all the black people when
- 24:16Speaker 1: I had it before they knew what it. Yeah, I
- 24:18Speaker 1: promise you might not have got diagnosed. But I ain't
- 24:21Speaker 1: never been that sick of my life. Keenan show I canceled.
- 24:25Speaker 1: I was like, I never canceled the show. But I
- 24:28Speaker 1: couldn't move, yes, bruh. And I was like I couldn't
- 24:33Speaker 1: get out of the bed. I couldn't eat, and you
- 24:35Speaker 1: know if I can't eat, listen, I mean I was
- 24:39Speaker 1: and my body hurt. I never been more like my
- 24:41Speaker 1: body was like I feel like a nigga just hit
- 24:44Speaker 1: me with a bat. Everywhere. I was just But then
- 24:47Speaker 1: I late next to my listen. She never got sick.
- 24:48Speaker 1: None of the boys got sick. I was just in there.
- 24:50Speaker 2: You know. My ship was My ship was sleep like.
- 24:52Speaker 5: If I can't sleep, something's wrong because I can sleep
- 24:55Speaker 5: anywhere I got for me, it's like sleep like.
- 24:58Speaker 2: It's like, but I couldn't sleep. I was like something.
- 25:00Speaker 5: Yeah, I jumped in the back of my whome Boy
- 25:03Speaker 5: pickup truck like a like a like a Latino.
- 25:06Speaker 2: Man. You I know you. I don't want to get
- 25:09Speaker 2: you sick, bro, Just take the car to the next topic.
- 25:17Speaker 1: This is totally random, but this man sustained car crash
- 25:23Speaker 1: level injuries tripping.
- 25:24Speaker 2: Over his cat.
- 25:25Speaker 1: He tripped over his cat and fractured his He got
- 25:28Speaker 1: a broken neck, a fractured spine, smashed ribs, and blood
- 25:33Speaker 1: in his lungs.
- 25:34Speaker 3: Ship, what do you trip over? A hell? Can?
- 25:40Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hold you.
- 25:42Speaker 1: I feel like my dog be trying to trip me
- 25:45Speaker 1: because you don't see the dog.
- 25:47Speaker 2: You take a and you stumbling over. He's like, what
- 25:51Speaker 2: you know, man, I'd bet my dog if.
- 25:53Speaker 1: I tricked on my dog and got a broken neck.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Back to them people, Yeah, Iowa, if I break my neck,
- 26:00Speaker 1: you right, just.
- 26:12Speaker 3: Put him on the boat on Instagram.
- 26:15Speaker 2: Nigga the nigga.
- 26:17Speaker 1: We give him the squeaky toys, right, the nigga be
- 26:21Speaker 1: eating through it to get to the thing that squeaked.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Then he want to open it and he don't. When
- 26:29Speaker 1: he's done with the toys, they never make sound. So
- 26:32Speaker 1: this last time he got to the squeak thing and
- 26:34Speaker 1: then he was just eating the plastic. I'm like, he
- 26:38Speaker 1: going to town. I'm looking at the table. He at
- 26:41Speaker 1: a quarter of the thing. So then we on the phone,
- 26:44Speaker 1: listens on a comfort. She points to the carpet and
- 26:46Speaker 1: I look over there and it's all these pieces of
- 26:48Speaker 1: plastic with dog throw up.
- 26:49Speaker 2: And I looked at him. He was like, they know
- 26:53Speaker 2: and they did something wrong.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Then I go on the stairs. He done threw up
- 26:57Speaker 1: on the stairs. Now we got to throw the rug
- 26:59Speaker 1: out the carpet. People came and this just came.
- 27:02Speaker 2: From three weeks ago. This nigga. We found out, this nigga.
- 27:05Speaker 2: If you put food off the edge of the.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Counter, like the little postman bag, he'll jump up and
- 27:11Speaker 1: pull it down.
- 27:12Speaker 2: So I come home from Jojo soccer.
- 27:13Speaker 1: Practice and I see the bag previously known as croissants
- 27:18Speaker 1: nigga three croissants.
- 27:19Speaker 2: This big gone opened the door and he's like, this
- 27:24Speaker 2: nigga was doodling for ten days straight. I mean explosions
- 27:30Speaker 2: in our room.
- 27:31Speaker 1: He side all them croissants messed that baby's stomach up.
- 27:36Speaker 1: So we I mean, I'm getting up at two three
- 27:38Speaker 1: in the morning. You know I'd be peeing a lot.
- 27:41Speaker 2: I go, I wake up and the heat was on.
- 27:43Speaker 1: I'm like, Nigga as we a dog dude, And he
- 27:45Speaker 1: was like, I shouldn't have I know, I shouldn't had
- 27:48Speaker 1: the nigga dudo liquid in our room.
- 27:53Speaker 2: Because he does.
- 27:54Speaker 1: He spent the night that night. We don't usually let
- 27:56Speaker 1: them spend the night. Fell asleep in there. This nigga dudo,
- 28:00Speaker 1: I mean just liquid dou. The carpet has never been cleaned.
- 28:04Speaker 2: He was squirts, Come on, you is the worst, you know,
- 28:11Speaker 2: being carpet cleaning.
- 28:15Speaker 1: And we got a very large house. You gotta go
- 28:19Speaker 1: because you can't smell dog dude. This nigga. We got
- 28:23Speaker 1: two crates. He do in one cleaning out, put him
- 28:25Speaker 1: in the other one.
- 28:26Speaker 2: He do in that. It was terrible. Man, sounds was
- 28:29Speaker 2: good though. He was like, I do do it again.
- 28:34Speaker 7: That's think about dog, think about the worst, and that
- 28:44Speaker 7: it's an abusive relationship because they do wrong and you
- 28:47Speaker 7: feel bad.
- 28:47Speaker 1: You hold them and they be like, I'm so sorry.
- 28:49Speaker 1: But if given the opportunity, they.
- 28:53Speaker 3: Will they will.
- 28:54Speaker 5: No fish, you catch a dog like looking at you.
- 29:03Speaker 3: Basically your dog is a toddler throwing up.
- 29:06Speaker 2: He just I heard him yesterday. I'm on the phone.
- 29:09Speaker 2: He just I'm like, what is he doing?
- 29:11Speaker 4: He was like nigga, to get him out of so we.
- 29:17Speaker 2: Can throw trying to eat it, like nigga, that's what
- 29:20Speaker 2: you're eating.
- 29:20Speaker 3: Here the first time.
- 29:22Speaker 2: You don't know lesson. You don't be listening.
- 29:26Speaker 4: No, I don't do pets. I had a hedgehog in
- 29:30Speaker 4: college stick bugs and fish.
- 29:32Speaker 2: I don't do you have a hedgehog? Yeah?
- 29:35Speaker 3: Yeah? Her name is Sonyka. Yeah you go a headhog.
- 29:42Speaker 2: Lot of friends. I can't deal with this. I'm not
- 29:45Speaker 2: gonna you know. Middle name is Maurice. No lie, nigga.
- 29:52Speaker 1: I was this was the thing on Twitter. His name
- 29:56Speaker 1: is Maurice hedgehog.
- 29:58Speaker 2: Don't know. Sonny's granddad name was Marie.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Okay, that sounds about right.
- 30:02Speaker 2: Sonic is black. Yes, you never met a white Maurice.
- 30:06Speaker 2: But he got, he got locks, so that makes sense.
- 30:08Speaker 2: He knuckles an.
- 30:12Speaker 1: Knuckles got middle name is Maurice, he got like he
- 30:17Speaker 1: got hella rings. You know what I mean, Sonic Maurice's
- 30:26Speaker 1: hedgehog is Jamaican.
- 30:28Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes one. You see that perfect?
- 30:32Speaker 1: And Jerry Seinfeld name is Jerome What that's Jerry stand for?
- 30:36Speaker 2: Jerry? His real name is Jerome Seld.
- 30:40Speaker 1: Nobody ever believe me, And I'm gonna tell y'all that
- 30:42Speaker 1: man name is Jerome seinfeld Feld, Jerry, Jerome Alan Seinfeld.
- 30:50Speaker 4: Ain't no way that is hilarious.
- 30:56Speaker 3: I just really thought they was doing something.
- 31:02Speaker 2: Jerome is a common Jewish name? Is it signed.
- 31:06Speaker 3: Jerome's that he should have went with? That?
- 31:11Speaker 2: Would that would have been way better? That would have
- 31:14Speaker 2: been way better.
- 31:18Speaker 3: People would have got.
- 31:21Speaker 9: Early, I said, Jerome, and I.
- 31:25Speaker 3: Would have been here for what if?
- 31:28Speaker 2: What if Jerry Speld be watching Martin Blade Jerome house
- 31:33Speaker 2: like that.
- 31:36Speaker 1: If Jerry Sifeld does that, I need to see it
- 31:39Speaker 1: on the TikTok.
- 31:39Speaker 3: Pretty sure he does, Jerry.
- 31:41Speaker 1: If you're watching this rowing row in the house, watch
- 31:46Speaker 1: myle what time with the little brill he had on?
- 31:53Speaker 3: Yeah he should be that.
- 31:55Speaker 2: If Jerry Simon as Jerome. He would win Halloween Forever,
- 31:58Speaker 2: super win.
- 31:59Speaker 1: Y'all see that time that Beyonce dressed up as Tony
- 32:01Speaker 1: Braxter for Halloween and Chris Jenner was.
- 32:03Speaker 2: Like, oh thank you, Yeah, it was.
- 32:07Speaker 7: Your black could have dragged her to.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Hell and back.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Why would you even think that that it was for you?
- 32:15Speaker 2: Why would you.
- 32:15Speaker 1: Ever think Beyonce is like, I'm gonna go as Chris
- 32:18Speaker 1: Jenner and it was Tony Brox's album cover picture.
- 32:22Speaker 3: She was like, she's a black woman with short hair.
- 32:25Speaker 3: Clearly she's me.
- 32:27Speaker 2: Obviously let me.
- 32:30Speaker 4: She wouldn't even let your daughter sit next to her
- 32:32Speaker 4: at the wards, So why would I be your mama?
- 32:37Speaker 4: To the story, I want to say that the man
- 32:39Speaker 4: who got with the.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Cat, Okay, So.
- 32:42Speaker 4: Here's my theory. His girlfriend beat his ass and that's
- 32:49Speaker 4: what she told told him to That's what that's that's
- 32:53Speaker 4: what I would tell I would be And you about
- 32:56Speaker 4: to tell him, yeah, yeah, you about to tell him
- 32:59Speaker 4: that motherfucking cat tripped you because you know what time
- 33:03Speaker 4: it is.
- 33:04Speaker 3: Yeah, min get beat so loud that.
- 33:07Speaker 1: My church got beat his his his wife was and
- 33:11Speaker 1: his wife was big.
- 33:12Speaker 2: And he was very small. He was like he was
- 33:15Speaker 2: small at Brandy is.
- 33:16Speaker 1: Hoigh wise and weight wise, and his wife about three
- 33:19Speaker 1: hold him and he used to come to church with
- 33:21Speaker 1: black eyes and stuff and people.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Laughed at him.
- 33:24Speaker 3: And it's not yet, it's unfair, it's not right.
- 33:26Speaker 4: It's not right because a lot of men are in
- 33:27Speaker 4: domestic violence kind of like, well, we're the man that
- 33:31Speaker 4: I could beat on because I really want one.
- 33:37Speaker 2: You better got beat bro You a bitch.
- 33:41Speaker 4: That no, you better pay for this dinner.
- 33:49Speaker 3: To take me serious.
- 33:53Speaker 4: Nucking up, set out out of ours.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Don't come people like my cat beat.
- 34:07Speaker 2: Me up now. The reason why he's the cat like man.
- 34:11Speaker 1: You know, I could have done all that because because
- 34:13Speaker 1: you because you here and then you fall.
- 34:15Speaker 2: I don't know how.
- 34:15Speaker 1: You had to fall down the stairs, even if it
- 34:19Speaker 1: was a liar, the truth, you have to have failed
- 34:21Speaker 1: down the stairs.
- 34:22Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't.
- 34:23Speaker 1: There's no way to trip and break your necks.
- 34:26Speaker 2: Violent thing.
- 34:27Speaker 4: He broke his neck to what if he had like
- 34:30Speaker 4: a Garfield cat, because you're real smart and the cat
- 34:33Speaker 4: really sets it up around the house.
- 34:34Speaker 3: It was like I'm gonna put a string here.
- 34:36Speaker 4: I'm gonna putt I'm gonna put I'm gonna put a
- 34:39Speaker 4: banana piel here, I'm gonna put a basket here, and
- 34:42Speaker 4: when he and not Wnna put a skate here and
- 34:45Speaker 4: his cat has been strategically setting this up for weeks
- 34:48Speaker 4: because he like, I'm sick of your ship. But then
- 34:51Speaker 4: he walked in the house and he's like, whoa, because
- 35:00Speaker 4: you know you gotta go like this, yeah.
- 35:04Speaker 1: Picularly setting up a home alone level as soon as
- 35:08Speaker 1: you're walking that door fires of all, the nigga should
- 35:12Speaker 1: have left Kevin mckowster alone after the first movie. Did
- 35:14Speaker 1: y'all not learn y'all lessons? The nigga burnt through your
- 35:17Speaker 1: beanie like I'm gone.
- 35:22Speaker 2: It holds up. It really holds.
- 35:25Speaker 4: And also d HS should have been called y'all left
- 35:29Speaker 4: the baby and went to Paris the second time.
- 35:31Speaker 5: Ye let me tell you something that the way he
- 35:34Speaker 5: comes out of his parents. So it's hilarious that she
- 35:37Speaker 5: is so funny. Oh my god, Watch Home Loan, Watch
- 35:39Speaker 5: Home Loan too. The first Coast Sun is good. That
- 35:42Speaker 5: second cuts out is epic.
- 35:43Speaker 2: It was tripping. Fuller was going to sleep in the bed,
- 35:46Speaker 2: feel a piece of the bed. He was drinking the
- 35:47Speaker 2: sun all I didn't cut out his uncle you're a jerk.
- 35:58Speaker 2: This whole family is that was killing in our childhood.
- 36:05Speaker 2: Think I had that back to back the good Son Richie.
- 36:11Speaker 1: Think it was in the Michael Jackson video with the
- 36:13Speaker 1: little piece by himself.
- 36:17Speaker 2: I was like, this white boy I want to be.
- 36:19Speaker 2: His name was Kevin.
- 36:22Speaker 1: He was evil in the good Son though, I was
- 36:24Speaker 1: like this, yeah, Grady, to have your children.
- 36:29Speaker 2: That man had evil in his heart.
- 36:31Speaker 4: I was like, hey, some of them kids, you just
- 36:33Speaker 4: gotta let the hand, let it go. That's you on
- 36:37Speaker 4: the playground with your sister. Had you known all the
- 36:39Speaker 4: stuff she was gonna do, you'd be like, I already
- 36:41Speaker 4: seen my future bits release you hear me, star face style.
- 36:47Speaker 2: I'm telling you all right.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Next topic, broken stocks warned by Apple found er Steve
- 36:52Speaker 1: Jobs as part of his uniform. You know, he were
- 36:54Speaker 1: the same clothes, every day, same style of clothes in
- 36:56Speaker 1: the nineteen seventies and eighties, are expected to fetch up to.
- 36:59Speaker 2: Eighty thous dollars at auction.
- 37:02Speaker 1: The sandals were saved from the saved from the trash
- 37:06Speaker 1: by his private chef.
- 37:07Speaker 2: Now, obviously none of.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Us would pay eighty thousand dollars for that from Steve Jobs,
- 37:13Speaker 1: but My question is you got millions. You know, we're
- 37:16Speaker 1: all successful comedians on our way. When you get it,
- 37:19Speaker 1: whose clothes would you consider if you had that type
- 37:23Speaker 1: of money.
- 37:23Speaker 4: If I'm buying sandals, they better be christ sandals.
- 37:26Speaker 3: I was like, that's what I wanted, the last supper.
- 37:32Speaker 2: Jesus.
- 37:33Speaker 3: Yeah, where am.
- 37:34Speaker 1: I eighty thousand dollars?
- 37:39Speaker 3: That's crazy? I mean the you know who's wardrobe I
- 37:44Speaker 3: buy and come on? Thusand Harmony all, I love it.
- 37:48Speaker 1: I love you know you are the biggest Bone fan
- 37:51Speaker 1: and I love Bone, but you love I named.
- 37:55Speaker 4: My daughter after them, both Dugs and Harmony, Colleena Harmony
- 37:59Speaker 4: serious about Yeah, she seems wake up. It's the first
- 38:01Speaker 4: of the month and everything like she is. She does listen,
- 38:05Speaker 4: I'm telling you what what when you.
- 38:08Speaker 2: I remember when Bone came out, We're not against, rapped against.
- 38:14Speaker 4: I was cropped and they was. I just remember it
- 38:18Speaker 4: too because the video was dusty. They had the afros
- 38:20Speaker 4: they remind me and my uncle's right, and they're just
- 38:22Speaker 4: walking real slowly because my mom's the.
- 38:24Speaker 3: Only white child.
- 38:24Speaker 4: All her other her siblings are black, and so they're
- 38:27Speaker 4: just walking and they was seeing and they just everything
- 38:29Speaker 4: they spoke to my heart and I loved them, and
- 38:30Speaker 4: they just they did I'm sorry, I love I was
- 38:37Speaker 4: just I was just like I loved them and then
- 38:39Speaker 4: they just I don't know, They're just in my heart
- 38:41Speaker 4: and my soul. I feel like we're a part of
- 38:43Speaker 4: each other, Like I just my entire child.
- 38:48Speaker 3: Was it like a love or like a love? It
- 38:50Speaker 3: wasn't even love. That's the crazy part. It was. It
- 38:52Speaker 3: was just love like I love. Of course.
- 39:02Speaker 2: It could be, but it was.
- 39:05Speaker 4: Genuine like I just loved them everything they did. Did
- 39:08Speaker 4: you ever love them?
- 39:11Speaker 2: Watch a video?
- 39:12Speaker 3: Be like.
- 39:15Speaker 4: No, because yeah, that took me all my homeworks, Like
- 39:17Speaker 4: I just did a laugh.
- 39:19Speaker 3: I did all of my homework ninth grade. I drew
- 39:20Speaker 3: the whole Crossroads music video. Like all my homework was
- 39:23Speaker 3: about bone.
- 39:23Speaker 4: If you look at my yearbooks, it says Nish a
- 39:25Speaker 4: busybone bus like I just when I used to go
- 39:29Speaker 4: to class, I would take their pictures and put them on.
- 39:31Speaker 4: I would sit in the corner and put the posters up.
- 39:33Speaker 4: Any everybody would why was in class? And I used
- 39:36Speaker 4: to sit there and just wrap with like doing this
- 39:37Speaker 4: and just wrapping my eyes, my eyes everybody. I used
- 39:42Speaker 4: to be crazy.
- 39:42Speaker 10: I did a mentoring program, So I come Onisias, definitely
- 39:47Speaker 10: in the house, Come on, definitely.
- 39:55Speaker 3: I got kicked out of school for fighting over these guys.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Like what started the bones?
- 39:59Speaker 6: So what happen is we was in homes and you
- 40:02Speaker 6: know how you have your own little families. Now the
- 40:04Speaker 6: boys next to me, they always was talking about Bone.
- 40:07Speaker 6: So then they want to come over and borrow some
- 40:09Speaker 6: eggs during home mats.
- 40:10Speaker 3: Hell, these Bone doesn't harmony eggs like I never. This
- 40:30Speaker 3: is what the crazy part is.
- 40:31Speaker 4: When they brought Crazy Bone to surprised me on the radio,
- 40:34Speaker 4: they called my mom so my mom could tell the
- 40:35Speaker 4: story about how I got kicked out of school for
- 40:37Speaker 4: fighting over So they're asking me, can they Hell, no,
- 40:40Speaker 4: you can't borrow.
- 40:41Speaker 3: No that ship you've been talking about Bone.
- 40:42Speaker 4: I don't know what transpired, but all I know is
- 40:44Speaker 4: me fighting these two Asian boys like rapping and singing
- 40:47Speaker 4: Bone and fighting with all.
- 40:54Speaker 3: Its crazy.
- 40:55Speaker 4: I used to freestyle about being in fights like it's
- 40:57Speaker 4: while I was fighting, that's crazy. Two Asian boys every
- 41:01Speaker 4: tenth grade and they.
- 41:02Speaker 2: Knew karate, so that makes it even make it.
- 41:04Speaker 4: And I'm still mad at cars for not jumping in.
- 41:08Speaker 4: So we're fighting whatever. They call my mom and they're like, yo,
- 41:10Speaker 4: your daughter just got to fight niggas using.
- 41:17Speaker 3: And they said, I'm going to I'm telling them. My
- 41:20Speaker 3: mom's like is my baby okay? It was like man,
- 41:23Speaker 3: the boys and.
- 41:23Speaker 2: Her children children.
- 41:28Speaker 3: Yeah, it was just like when I.
- 41:30Speaker 4: Pulled the machete on the girl at the at the
- 41:32Speaker 4: mentoring program and I was like, this is bone.
- 41:34Speaker 1: That's a harmony, will kill you time time tay.
- 41:39Speaker 3: She like slid that.
- 41:44Speaker 4: You have because the mentoring program mentor mentee. I was
- 41:50Speaker 4: only ninth grade, the ninth grade, the ninth grading with
- 41:54Speaker 4: the machete her. Yes, I love I love going back home.
- 41:57Speaker 4: So people tell these stories. So what Carlos was there
- 41:59Speaker 4: getting He's was there? So what happened is Carlos Garcia
- 42:03Speaker 4: So oh okay, they would they took us on a
- 42:06Speaker 4: camping trips and they took us on the camping trip
- 42:08Speaker 4: in the middle and we're going to the woods. I
- 42:10Speaker 4: don't know these motherfuckers because I remember I was a lot.
- 42:13Speaker 3: More rougher than I am now. So I used to
- 42:15Speaker 3: carry a big machete.
- 42:16Speaker 2: On the side.
- 42:19Speaker 4: Now I'm very Oh, my data name is uncontrollablue because
- 42:22Speaker 4: I used to always have a machete.
- 42:26Speaker 10: Yeah, this bid put it on the side and a
- 42:31Speaker 10: piece of metal is.
- 42:32Speaker 4: A fourteen year old acchoir. My neighbors was a bunch
- 42:36Speaker 4: of Cubans. They had all types of ship. We grew
- 42:37Speaker 4: with a bunch of Cubans, so they lived down the street.
- 42:40Speaker 4: So I had this machete, actually had too, but this
- 42:42Speaker 4: is the one I took. So what it happened is
- 42:44Speaker 4: Shavon collect Caulkins had came up to me, you know
- 42:46Speaker 4: her whole name, Yeah, because I because we still got beef.
- 42:49Speaker 3: So she came up to me.
- 42:51Speaker 4: And you know when people say something crazy to you,
- 42:53Speaker 4: you don't realize it.
- 42:54Speaker 3: It takes a minute.
- 42:55Speaker 4: And she was just doop and I just looked at Carlos.
- 42:57Speaker 4: I was like, and I just remember pulling the ship out,
- 43:01Speaker 4: jumping like and I'm on and I just remember one
- 43:04Speaker 4: of the counselors had me here, two of them had me.
- 43:06Speaker 4: I don't know how I got on the table, but
- 43:08Speaker 4: it was like a dude, and I was like this
- 43:09Speaker 4: this is bone thumbs.
- 43:10Speaker 3: A harmony will kill.
- 43:11Speaker 2: You, and the like crimes.
- 43:20Speaker 3: And the whole clown me. For the rest of the school,
- 43:23Speaker 3: they would come up and go this is cool.
- 43:30Speaker 1: Now.
- 43:30Speaker 3: That is FU. Everybody would come up with their name
- 43:34Speaker 3: like this is that?
- 43:37Speaker 2: I love that.
- 43:40Speaker 3: The rest of the you're not.
- 43:42Speaker 4: In bod But in my mind I trying to sit
- 43:45Speaker 4: in to the conference.
- 43:47Speaker 2: Doing this.
- 43:48Speaker 9: The kids like this boys, man, you mind one of
- 44:08Speaker 9: this girl?
- 44:09Speaker 4: Dude.
- 44:10Speaker 1: She was such a Beyonce stand We was we was
- 44:13Speaker 1: all right in the van and she was like talking
- 44:16Speaker 1: about how much she loved beyon Yeah, we like Beyonce.
- 44:18Speaker 2: And she was like, no, y'all understand I love Beyonce. Like, yeah, nigga,
- 44:21Speaker 2: we all love Beyonce. You know what I'm saying.
- 44:22Speaker 1: She's like, no, I don't want to die before Beyonce dies.
- 44:28Speaker 2: She was like, Beyonce would die early in the Crissident.
- 44:30Speaker 1: I would want the Lord to take me first so
- 44:32Speaker 1: I don't have to live without Beyonce. I'm like, Okay,
- 44:36Speaker 1: that's too much. You can't love nobody. You can't love
- 44:39Speaker 1: no artists that don't know you alive that much.
- 44:42Speaker 2: There.
- 44:42Speaker 1: I love Beyonce as much as anybody else, but I
- 44:45Speaker 1: could be alive.
- 44:47Speaker 2: I'm sad, but I could be nobody. But she was
- 44:52Speaker 2: not playing.
- 44:53Speaker 1: No.
- 44:53Speaker 4: I believe it, because when you look like it's it's
- 44:55Speaker 4: a I guess it's obsessed, like it's an obsession.
- 44:58Speaker 3: It's a real thing. So I was more obsessed like fanatic.
- 45:02Speaker 2: The fan come from the word fanatic is that it
- 45:07Speaker 2: did it come down middlem huh.
- 45:09Speaker 4: Hell no, that should just keep getting because you gotta remember.
- 45:14Speaker 4: I gotta tell you what happened at the Bone. That's
- 45:15Speaker 4: a harmony tenth grade when they was headlight, I got
- 45:17Speaker 4: burnt by Mary J.
- 45:18Speaker 3: Blige's fireworks.
- 45:19Speaker 2: So I'm already.
- 45:19Speaker 4: Fucked up and Bone is still next because I was
- 45:22Speaker 4: right in the front. So anyway, lady Bone jump off stage.
- 45:24Speaker 4: Just girl grab his afro and she won't let go.
- 45:27Speaker 4: I fly over three people front row.
- 45:29Speaker 2: Boom, boom boom.
- 45:30Speaker 4: People still remember this from Seattle. I was like, were
- 45:33Speaker 4: you there? And they stood the girl. I'm like the
- 45:34Speaker 4: girl they stood up. They was like, this is our
- 45:36Speaker 4: baby girl right here. Yes, they gave me Hella free stuff,
- 45:39Speaker 4: and I still have the rag that they gave.
- 45:41Speaker 3: Me, and I took my school pictures in it on
- 45:42Speaker 3: my might.
- 45:43Speaker 2: I still have it in my scrap.
- 45:44Speaker 3: But you couldn't tell me nothing.
- 45:46Speaker 2: You hear me.
- 45:47Speaker 4: If you go on YouTube right now, you can see
- 45:49Speaker 4: when Crazy Bones surprised me. Nigga, I'm crying, I'm following.
- 45:52Speaker 4: I can't even keep it together. I am sick, and.
- 45:54Speaker 2: Then I'm rapping on earth like nobody else is more
- 46:00Speaker 2: are Bone than you? Even Bone? Yeah? I like the group,
- 46:03Speaker 2: but I did ye when I was in the hospital.
- 46:06Speaker 3: Crazy bon't send me that message.
- 46:08Speaker 2: That's part here, that's Crazy himself.
- 46:12Speaker 4: He was like, when you're all the way better, you
- 46:13Speaker 4: can come to be with us everything. And I got
- 46:15Speaker 4: to perform with them on stage.
- 46:19Speaker 2: Her kid top five, She'll never be better than that.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Never, nothing will be better than nothing will be better
- 46:27Speaker 4: than that? Do you understand such a fun to.
- 46:29Speaker 2: Tell your kid? They not not top five? I performed
- 46:32Speaker 2: on stage with Bone. You is just an accident. Who's
- 46:35Speaker 2: Who's Who's it for you?
- 46:36Speaker 3: Who's what am I gonna do with the clothes?
- 46:39Speaker 2: Who would you like as much as she likes? Who
- 46:41Speaker 2: is the closest person to Bone? For you?
- 46:43Speaker 4: Oh my god, I feel super saying I'm obsessed with
- 46:51Speaker 4: Kelly Rowland. I want her. I just feel like as
- 47:16Speaker 4: a brown skinned girl, I just I don't know, I
- 47:19Speaker 4: just like obsessed with her, like even when she had
- 47:23Speaker 4: like she had like her like athletics, like posing line
- 47:26Speaker 4: come out.
- 47:27Speaker 3: I was like, oh yeah, I work out.
- 47:30Speaker 4: Like I just love her just she just I don't
- 47:33Speaker 4: I don't care what she does.
- 47:37Speaker 3: Yes, she can never do any wrong to me and her.
- 47:41Speaker 4: And it's just like like women, just brown women. I
- 47:46Speaker 4: always had the opportunity to meet Regina King and like
- 47:49Speaker 4: she was sitting in the car just how much I
- 47:52Speaker 4: knew I knew her. She was driving past me in
- 47:54Speaker 4: the car with tents on. I was sitting in my
- 47:56Speaker 4: car and not like a drinking And then we were
- 48:00Speaker 4: at abon Crocketts Uh taping at the theater like a
- 48:05Speaker 4: couple of years ago. And then I went downstairs with everybody,
- 48:08Speaker 4: all the famous people was down there and I'm like
- 48:10Speaker 4: it was down there, and she like walked in and
- 48:13Speaker 4: she's like looking straight.
- 48:14Speaker 3: Ahead, and I remember holding my breath and I was like.
- 48:21Speaker 4: Yeah and like and I remember feeling my head and
- 48:24Speaker 4: I was on Ibby and then I remember I came
- 48:27Speaker 4: out and shy Wayne's.
- 48:28Speaker 3: And I was like King, like I love her, Like
- 48:32Speaker 3: you know, she's like what do you want to meet her?
- 48:34Speaker 4: Because she was walking herself to her car by herself,
- 48:36Speaker 4: just being a regular lady and She's like, do you
- 48:40Speaker 4: want to go meet her?
- 48:41Speaker 3: And I was like, no, no, no, I would never.
- 48:43Speaker 4: I would never, never ever like bother her while she's walking,
- 48:47Speaker 4: never bothered her while she's walking. But in my head,
- 48:49Speaker 4: I'm just like, when I meet her, we're gonna be
- 48:50Speaker 4: working together. But yeah, Regina King, but definitely like Kelly Rowland,
- 48:54Speaker 4: like anytime she makes a.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Post, I like repost her post and.
- 48:57Speaker 4: I'm just like't even really in her comments section, Like
- 49:01Speaker 4: I was like, like, I'm when God's being women's pieces
- 49:05Speaker 4: with their eyes and their hearts and.
- 49:06Speaker 3: They like, oh my God, I love you.
- 49:07Speaker 4: I'm and Kelly Kelly post, I'm like, I love you.
- 49:13Speaker 3: I love you.
- 49:14Speaker 4: And I know, I know she probably looks because I
- 49:15Speaker 4: have a blue check mark, probably looks like.
- 49:21Speaker 3: Killing today. In my head, weeks, she sees my stuff
- 49:29Speaker 3: and she knows me.
- 49:31Speaker 2: What about you? That's an interesting question.
- 49:34Speaker 1: And before Lebron has never missed a Lakers BT has
- 49:42Speaker 1: watched how many years of Lakers game?
- 49:44Speaker 2: Twenty twenty four years. BT will tape the Lakers.
- 49:48Speaker 1: If he have a show, he will tape the Lakers
- 49:50Speaker 1: and stay off social media until he can come home
- 49:53Speaker 1: and watch the Lakers games yeah, heard.
- 49:57Speaker 3: You probably don't cheat?
- 49:59Speaker 2: What on the Lakers? Of course not?
- 50:04Speaker 3: Did you man on that?
- 50:06Speaker 2: That that's that's would I would never want to come.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Even after they won the championship. He was still mad
- 50:13Speaker 2: and bron was there. He like the young core.
- 50:15Speaker 5: Yeah, but Kobe, Kobe's here's a problem. All the people
- 50:22Speaker 5: that I.
- 50:23Speaker 3: You're not even from here, love, but you've.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Always been a f You can't root for the king
- 50:30Speaker 2: Lakers are California right there, But.
- 50:33Speaker 5: I've always been all the people that I'm a super
- 50:36Speaker 5: fan of, they're so cool. I don't want to embarrass myself.
- 50:41Speaker 5: So it's like it's like Jay Cole like like, so,
- 50:46Speaker 5: I mean Cam, when I started doing comedy, his friends
- 50:50Speaker 5: starts showing up to him doing comedy. Right, So like
- 50:53Speaker 5: one of these shows is like this weird, really weird
- 50:55Speaker 5: night at the at the Factory.
- 50:57Speaker 2: Ushers there and the Prix is there, Nelly's there at
- 51:03Speaker 2: the Factory, all at the Factory on the same.
- 51:08Speaker 4: Yes, I saw you get on stage and talk about yes, yeah.
- 51:12Speaker 2: Because I was like they there to see the t
- 51:14Speaker 2: t I.
- 51:14Speaker 5: Yeah, that was all there to see to see t
- 51:16Speaker 5: I so and mind you I love j D, I
- 51:19Speaker 5: love I love Nellie like and I'm talking to the
- 51:20Speaker 5: bee cut So but Cam, you don't see Cameron out.
- 51:24Speaker 2: So I've been wearing a scarf nigga for I've been
- 51:26Speaker 2: dip sting.
- 51:27Speaker 3: Yeah for a long time where I came from.
- 51:29Speaker 5: Yeah, so I see I see Cam and I'm like, yo,
- 51:36Speaker 5: you lost it.
- 51:38Speaker 2: But I'm like, you know, I found myself.
- 51:43Speaker 5: Yeah, So I found myself like hovering with my phone
- 51:48Speaker 5: in my hand.
- 51:50Speaker 2: I was like, okay, wait, he's still street niggas. I'm
- 51:52Speaker 2: gon look like the fans like, yeah, you know what
- 51:55Speaker 2: I'm saying. So I had to I had to get away.
- 51:57Speaker 2: Nobody else was tripping for me.
- 51:59Speaker 5: You gotta see these nigga exident and I say, I
- 52:01Speaker 5: saw j D J d A congratulations Jackson Broke, like
- 52:05Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
- 52:07Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
- 52:11Speaker 3: Seriously, just one second.
- 52:12Speaker 4: Only men congratulate other men on who they put their
- 52:16Speaker 4: penises in.
- 52:16Speaker 3: I've never been like.
- 52:19Speaker 4: Damns like only men do that.
- 52:27Speaker 3: Like Drake, I wouldn't be like good job says.
- 52:31Speaker 2: You wouldn't know. Let's think about it because.
- 52:36Speaker 4: Because I just because because tell me about it. I
- 52:40Speaker 4: definitely want to know about it. But but you know
- 52:43Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
- 52:43Speaker 3: That I don't know.
- 52:44Speaker 2: You got to fire your homegirls, Drake.
- 52:47Speaker 3: I would just be like, tell me about it, but
- 52:48Speaker 3: I feel like I.
- 52:50Speaker 2: Feel like tell me about it. Sleeping with the.
- 52:52Speaker 3: Woman is a hotter come out.
- 52:54Speaker 4: I feel like more of my female friends could sleep
- 52:56Speaker 4: with Drake, then more of my guy friends could sleep
- 52:59Speaker 4: with miss Yeah, so that's maybe.
- 53:02Speaker 2: That Maybe women are the prize.
- 53:05Speaker 4: One of my home girls did and I'm like, we
- 53:07Speaker 4: probably all can.
- 53:12Speaker 3: So what you do?
- 53:13Speaker 2: So came you're buying his eighty thousand dollars shoes?
- 53:17Speaker 3: Did you get the picture?
- 53:19Speaker 5: This is the one from hating for I got the picture.
- 53:21Speaker 5: I got to put everybody left. I appreciate you, nobody else,
- 53:25Speaker 5: but yeah, I was like we was walking out, bro,
- 53:28Speaker 5: I want credit fail, I said on some dip said
- 53:30Speaker 5: ship man, I ain't feeling out when I saw you.
- 53:32Speaker 2: I wanted to keep a g hilarious. I want credit
- 53:34Speaker 2: any No, I asked for a picture like Drake, let
- 53:48Speaker 2: me see, I have to do it. But also, what.
- 53:51Speaker 3: Did you say on stage that night?
- 53:53Speaker 4: Because you had a bit that talking Sunday supposed to
- 53:55Speaker 4: went well, what did you say?
- 53:57Speaker 2: It was?
- 53:58Speaker 5: It was the long version of that because I saw
- 54:01Speaker 5: because I'm an Usher fan too. I'm a fan of
- 54:03Speaker 5: all these people, like a huge fan of Melby Usher. Yeah, man,
- 54:07Speaker 5: come on man, And like I love JD Though, like
- 54:09Speaker 5: that ninth that fourteen seventy two album.
- 54:11Speaker 2: I think it's person the best. I think it's one
- 54:13Speaker 2: of the best. Too, was on It is on it.
- 54:15Speaker 2: I love that album.
- 54:18Speaker 5: Usher Seduction. You sitting right there, baby, you know what
- 54:20Speaker 5: I'm saying. So it's like, but Cam, you don't see Cam.
- 54:23Speaker 4: Out, so he is buying Cam for me?
- 54:26Speaker 2: It probably would be ooh Will Smith.
- 54:29Speaker 10: Yeah we knew that, yeah four years old.
- 54:37Speaker 2: That picture was in twenty twenty three.
- 54:40Speaker 4: But I feel like, how does it feel to know
- 54:42Speaker 4: that somebody that's well you already have that experience, he
- 54:45Speaker 4: knows you, his wife comedy stuff.
- 54:48Speaker 2: I think the Oscar video we did.
- 54:51Speaker 1: They have all the influences in the world, influencers in
- 54:53Speaker 1: the world, all them are bigger than me. And the
- 54:56Speaker 1: agent was like he saw the list of names and.
- 54:59Speaker 2: Was like, okay, if I okay, let me do it
- 55:00Speaker 2: with keV.
- 55:01Speaker 3: And I was just like, that's why how does that film?
- 55:05Speaker 1: Because it feels like I belong all the niggas that
- 55:09Speaker 1: I wanted to work with in the past, were uh
- 55:12Speaker 1: you two people Entertainment East Ray, Uh Tim, you know
- 55:17Speaker 1: what I'm saying, met them, worked with all them. So
- 55:21Speaker 1: next is like will the Rock, Kevin Hart, Kelly.
- 55:29Speaker 4: Like literally, You're like, this is the second or third
- 55:31Speaker 4: person who I'm like, does she smelled like?
- 55:34Speaker 2: I mean, I wasn't like Kelly.
- 55:35Speaker 3: Somebody was like she has the softest.
- 55:37Speaker 1: But she had very soft hands, but heard her disposition
- 55:41Speaker 1: very pleasant.
- 55:42Speaker 2: She's so much like that. She's as nice as she seemed.
- 55:45Speaker 2: Everybody isn't like that.
- 55:48Speaker 3: Was so big.
- 55:50Speaker 1: Really, ty Reese was infinitely nicer than was very dismissive.
- 55:55Speaker 2: Really, I loved Run's House. He was just like, you
- 56:00Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like he was. I was like,
- 56:02Speaker 2: and Tyree was like, hey man, what's so because.
- 56:04Speaker 1: I did their show, it's not you, it's me, and
- 56:07Speaker 1: I believe it was. And I'm expecting Tyresee to be like, oh,
- 56:10Speaker 1: I'm Tyree, I'm an artist, not mean, but.
- 56:13Speaker 2: Just because you heard about the tuff, but did run
- 56:17Speaker 2: to be nice? And it was the opposite.
- 56:20Speaker 5: Well he's not the medit brother, yeah, But on Run's
- 56:24Speaker 5: House he was always like.
- 56:27Speaker 1: It was.
- 56:30Speaker 3: In the bubble bath, gonna be nice to me?
- 56:36Speaker 2: Gone wasn't. But anyway, this has been I saw it
- 56:39Speaker 2: on the internet.
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