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The Five Eyes Are Watching You · Conspiracy! The Show

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  Speaker 1: Winter Insurance. Get I'm de Troth. I'm a check out
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  Speaker 1: both get check things.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, Welcome to Conspiracy the Show. I'm your host.
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  Speaker 2: Adam Todd Brown joining me is co host this week.
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  Speaker 2: Connor's here. How's it going, man?
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  Speaker 3: How's it going?
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  Speaker 2: Adam just fantastic excited for today's topic. And we have
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  Speaker 2: a fantastic guest in the proverbial room, Danielle Radford's here.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm a guest in the proverbial room.
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  Speaker 2: In the proverbial room, we're not all in the same room.
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  Speaker 3: That's the i'd room at the comedy club for the
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  Speaker 3: B and C level headliners.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the room.
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  Speaker 3: It seats forty to fifty proverbially and it could be
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  Speaker 3: pretty good, but you know not.
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  Speaker 1: Usually it's where I do my weekly showcase.
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  Speaker 2: I have been threatening to do a series of episodes
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  Speaker 2: about the various intelligence agencies of the United States, and
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  Speaker 2: that is finally happening. The first episode upcoming will be
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  Speaker 2: about Naval Intelligence, which is actually the country's first ever
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  Speaker 2: intelligence agency. Stay tuned for that.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that was belly buttons science. What naval intelligence?
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  Speaker 2: Ah, I get it. I hate that I didn't get
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  Speaker 2: it at first.
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  Speaker 1: It's also the study of oranges.
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  Speaker 3: Yes it is.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah to today we are not talking about a specific
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  Speaker 2: intelligence agency. We're talking about an intelligence alliance called the
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  Speaker 2: Five Ey's.
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  Speaker 3: Ay yeah, yeah, yah yah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Survivor, but only the white people went, so
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  Speaker 1: it's like Survivor.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: This is always one of these things that comes up
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  Speaker 3: in conspiracy theories where I always go, there's got to
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  Speaker 3: be more there. New Zealand's up to something. You know.
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  Speaker 3: Never trust a kiwi a bunch of white people out
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  Speaker 3: an island is usually never, you know. That's how yakub
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  Speaker 3: got started.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, Connor, you mentioned there has to be something
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  Speaker 2: more to stuff like this. I did an episode about
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  Speaker 2: this in twenty twenty one on the Unpopular Opinion podcast
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  Speaker 2: and I mentioned that, hey, maybe this is about white
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  Speaker 2: supremacy a little bit because of the countries involved and
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  Speaker 2: all the things they share. And someone actually got in
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  Speaker 2: the comments and told me that they went on the
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  Speaker 2: Five Eyes website and didn't find anything about white supremacy,
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  Speaker 2: So I'm wrong. It's like, oh, yeah, that's how that
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  Speaker 2: would work. They would just have to be fair.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes you go on these websites at them and you
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  Speaker 3: know this and it'll be like the Five Eyes is
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  Speaker 3: the foundation rooted in white supremacy. It's just right there
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  Speaker 3: in the yeah, the mission statement, So you got to check.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, the CIA as freaking shit about the Hindu
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  Speaker 3: Vadas and UFOs from the nineteen fifties and their goddamn website.
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  Speaker 3: I think. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's also a lot of people who are from the
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  Speaker 1: newer generations not to get all like, back in my day,
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  Speaker 1: our dog whistles were dog whistles. They didn't say the
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  Speaker 1: quiet part out loud. Now there's a generation of people
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  Speaker 1: who grew up where the quiet part has been said
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  Speaker 1: out loud, and so it's harder for them to recognize
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  Speaker 1: what a dog whistle is.
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  Speaker 2: We've never done a full on episode about the Five
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  Speaker 2: Eyes on this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's some people like too short, Just go
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  Speaker 3: and blow the whistle, I mean, and let's hear it.
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  Speaker 2: So we're gonna fucking talk about it today. And they're
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  Speaker 2: up to new hijinks since twenty twenty one, they've shifted
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  Speaker 2: focus into AI and things that like, So there's updates.
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  Speaker 2: But let's talk about that website and the official description
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  Speaker 2: of the Five Eyes. It isn't a lotiance between the
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  Speaker 2: five Anglosphere nations Australia, Canada, New Zealand, UK, and the US.
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  Speaker 3: Not even letting Spain in.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I mean Germany's not even in. Yeah, so it's
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  Speaker 2: not even the all of the white nations.
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  Speaker 3: It's just you ever go to the paper section and
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  Speaker 3: on office depot and it's like bright whites, you know,
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  Speaker 3: like this is bright whites.
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  Speaker 2: That term anglosphere refers to a community of English speaking
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  Speaker 2: countries that share a common cultural and historical heritage. Ah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, we just love like imperialism. We're like so
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  Speaker 1: good at it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was gonna say genocide, but either one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of names on that list have that in common.
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  Speaker 3: New Zealand calls up Australia that thing you did with
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  Speaker 3: the Aboriginals back in the seventies. Yeah, we're thinking about
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  Speaker 3: trying something like that up here because you could. We great, great,
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  Speaker 3: we'll see we'll see you next week. Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's talking to they're great friends in US and Canada, Canada.
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  Speaker 1: I know, everyone all just talks about how nice you are.
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  Speaker 1: You're not getting away with it. We know what y'all
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  Speaker 1: do to indigenous women up there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, man, they at least read a little fucking poem
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  Speaker 3: or whatever they do. You know. I went to Canada
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  Speaker 3: once and I was like they were doing that, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh shit, someone's even so they pretend
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  Speaker 3: to care up here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah not really though.
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  Speaker 3: Canada's rough in the redneck parts. It's you're just in
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  Speaker 3: Alabama but cold.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Their police just kill indigenous people instead of black people.
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  Speaker 2: That's the main difference. There's not as many black people
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  Speaker 2: to kill, so they have to shift focus.
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  Speaker 3: And you have a whole cottage industry of going into
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  Speaker 3: the woods to kill things for fun that's very available
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  Speaker 3: to you. But you're like, ah, but it doesn't. The
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  Speaker 3: moose doesn't have a family and a job.
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  Speaker 1: Which is wild because it's like, can't y'all just do
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  Speaker 1: like weird woods porn like a lot of other places do.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, no, that's where murders happen. And then we
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  Speaker 1: just tell everyone that Bigfoot's up there, and so if
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  Speaker 1: they see anything weird, they're like, it's Bigfoot and definitely
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  Speaker 1: not weird murder.
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  Speaker 2: I like the idea that if we did finally encounter
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  Speaker 2: Bigfoot in this country, the first thing we'd probably do
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  Speaker 2: is deport him back to Canada. Yeah, like that would
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  Speaker 2: be first order of business.
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  Speaker 1: He's taking our jobs, Yeah, he's he's taking our loping
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  Speaker 1: and being fuzzy on photograph jobs.
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  Speaker 3: There is a genre of guy of Rudy Giuliani genus
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  Speaker 3: that would hear the news about Bigfoot and immediately think laugh. Fuck,
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  Speaker 3: there's gonna be land rights issues in Portland, Washington. It's
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  Speaker 3: going to be a whole cottage industry of legal sub
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  Speaker 3: branches that end up dealing with this. Yeah, that sounds
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  Speaker 3: like a gold mine. I'm getting too Bigfoot law.
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  Speaker 2: Bigfoot wants to come here, he needs to do it
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  Speaker 2: the right way, and that means you better be able
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  Speaker 2: to afford a plane ticket. Otherwise don't come to this country.
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  Speaker 3: Bigfoot better overstay his visa like the rest of us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and even then it's just a soft maybe, But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I assume it would just be a lot of it's
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  Speaker 2: on people.
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  Speaker 1: We can just do. Remember that thing we used to do.
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  Speaker 1: What was that the slavery that seemed to work out
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  Speaker 1: really well for a couple of us. So I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 1: how much can you carry?
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  Speaker 3: And they're even stronger than people?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Real, big too, real tall.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Elon Musk, I got a Tesla bat for you.
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  Speaker 3: He's eight feet tall and his shit's as big as
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  Speaker 3: a Boston Terrier.
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  Speaker 1: More durable than a fucking cyber truck.
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  Speaker 3: He throws a heavy metal ball at the big Foot
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  Speaker 3: and he's just like, ow, what the dude?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Come on, man, you brought my glasses.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta be chained up like King khn with like
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  Speaker 3: a little dignity.
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  Speaker 2: Here here's a quote from the Office of the Director
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  Speaker 2: of National Intelligence website. The council members exchange views on
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  Speaker 2: subjects of mutual interest and concern, compare best practices and
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  Speaker 2: review and oversight methodology. Explore areas where cooperation on reviews
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  Speaker 2: and the sharing of results is permitted. Where approp they
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  Speaker 2: fucking cooperate.
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  Speaker 1: I need to know more about this council mostly are
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  Speaker 1: their cloaks involved? Is there a secret knock? I need
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  Speaker 1: to know these things because it sounds very DRACONI.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how many candles must be lit?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? There's an owl statue in these meetings for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Where's Moloch and all this?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Exactly? They set it on fire at the end
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  Speaker 2: of each meeting. Very ceremonial. We got to start incorporate
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  Speaker 2: and shit like that into these podcasts. Why not government
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  Speaker 2: does it. It's got to be to some end. What
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  Speaker 2: if our lives change immediately for the better?
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  Speaker 3: Appealing to the subconscious impact of the Samerian blood deity
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  Speaker 3: through ritual and sacrifice. I mean, it would almost be
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  Speaker 3: weird if it had no effect on the universe. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: come on, right, well, throw it in for fun. Then
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  Speaker 3: maybe we get lucky. We fucking sacrifice something to the right.
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  Speaker 1: God, I don't know, man, I played D and D.
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  Speaker 1: I could be a convincing druid.
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  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, low intelligence, high wisdom building. That's kind of
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  Speaker 3: lot the conspiracy world a little bit, right, You just
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  Speaker 3: need that bullshit detector.
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  Speaker 2: So let's talk about the history of the Five Eyes.
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  Speaker 2: A little Bits describes them as an exclusive club made
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  Speaker 2: up of quote, the five countries that don't spy on
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  Speaker 2: each other end quote. And that's really fucking accurate. If
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  Speaker 2: you're one of these five countries, we won't spy on you.
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  Speaker 2: And I know that sounds like, oh yeah, right, sure
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  Speaker 2: you don't. But it seems like what this is, at
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  Speaker 2: least right now, is a way for countries to spy
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  Speaker 2: on their own citizens without actually doing it themselves.
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  Speaker 3: Outsource it to New Zealand. It's like, we didn't know,
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  Speaker 3: We just heard from New Zealand that you guys were Well.
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  Speaker 2: It's exactly that. When Edward Snowden released all those documents
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  Speaker 2: back in like twenty thirteen, one of the things that
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  Speaker 2: was revealed was that the US was paying the UK
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  Speaker 2: to spy on our citizens and then send the information
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  Speaker 2: to the NSA because we're not allowed to spy on
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  Speaker 2: our own citizens but another country can.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Because it's like you know when you go on
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  Speaker 1: TikTok and those girls are like, hey, you know, give
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  Speaker 1: me fifty bucks and i'll see if your man's been
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  Speaker 1: cheating on you, and then like they go into your
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  Speaker 1: man's DMS report back if it takes them up on it.
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  Speaker 1: It's like that. It's like we have an open phone policy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't see why it needs to be a
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  Speaker 3: girl offering the service. I could do this with three
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  Speaker 3: or four stock images, a couple of copy and paste prompts.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I agree, but I think it's just they
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  Speaker 1: want just in case the guy presses for video time, which,
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  Speaker 1: as we know, the UK has got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: because they have those cameras everywhere everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: We don't, but the UK does.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need to. We have can't We have our cameras.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the UK is just more honest about who gets
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  Speaker 2: access to those cameras. They're like, no, the police can't
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  Speaker 2: look at your ring doorbell footage. No, yeah, of coorse
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  Speaker 2: they can. What's interesting about the Five Eyes. We just
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  Speaker 2: found out about them officially in twenty ten when the
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  Speaker 2: UK government, Oh wow, a bunch of documents about it.
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  Speaker 2: But it dates back to fucking World War two.
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  Speaker 3: This is crazy, like Area fifty one was only officially
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  Speaker 3: confirmed when Baraka Obama made like a bad Jimmy Kimmel
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  Speaker 3: joke about what it was probably locked up on Areo
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  Speaker 3: fifty one.
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  Speaker 2: This partnership, it dates back to World War Two and
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  Speaker 2: it started with a secret seven page agreement between the
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  Speaker 2: US and the UK. And at first it was just
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  Speaker 2: an intelligence partnership meant to spy on Russia, which that's
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  Speaker 2: not surprising at all. It went from two Eyes to
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  Speaker 2: three Eyes in nineteen forty eight when Canada joined for
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  Speaker 2: some reason, can't we just fucking spy on them? Why
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  Speaker 2: was it the.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking two Eyes? Why don't we just call it the
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  Speaker 3: Eyes that's how many eyes. Almost everything but tarantulas has.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was. It's still technically I think called
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  Speaker 2: the UK USA Agreement. They just started calling it the
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  Speaker 2: five Eyes. I don't know actually who came up with
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  Speaker 2: the five eyes.
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  Speaker 3: The name.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bitch and name though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is actually a really that feels like one
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  Speaker 1: of those things where it's like, oh, the government hired
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  Speaker 1: its best, you know, the best genre writers to come
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  Speaker 1: up with some wacky to name things.
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  Speaker 3: But then half the shit is like, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: call it Operation thunderfuck. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So this was like the two week window where
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  Speaker 1: as a freelancer you could get paid.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when all of a sudden there were all
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  Speaker 1: of those like apps where people were getting paid to
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  Speaker 1: make like short form comedy. It's like that, except with naming.
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  Speaker 3: Weird government. This is the quiv and ciso. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 3: renaissance of government covert operation naming. I mean they can
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  Speaker 3: all be mk ultra and sound like a fucking thor villain.
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  Speaker 1: I see, that's fucking cool. That's a good name too,
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  Speaker 1: so much better than Shakanah or any of like that.
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  Speaker 2: Australia, New Zealand joined in nineteen fifty six, and that's
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  Speaker 2: when they were five. I don't know if they started
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  Speaker 2: calling them the Five Eyes then, but that's when it
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  Speaker 2: became an alliance of five countries and it's basically just
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  Speaker 2: a global surveillance network. They just spy on people. They
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  Speaker 2: pledge to share electronic surveillance information with each other and
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  Speaker 2: to not spy on each other. So I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if people remember that thing that happened under Obama where
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  Speaker 2: we got caught spying on Germany and people were like,
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  Speaker 2: why would you spy on one of your allies? And
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  Speaker 2: it's because we literally have four countries that we won't
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  Speaker 2: spy on anyone else is fucking fair game, including fucking Israel, Germany, France,
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  Speaker 2: South Africa, any of the countries that you normally think
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  Speaker 2: of as our tightest allies. Were like, no promises, we
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  Speaker 2: still might spy on your shit.
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  Speaker 3: What do we have on New Zealand? What kind of
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey Epstein shit makes us go, oh, they'll be cool.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not worried about New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no idea. What do New Zealand to me feels
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  Speaker 2: like the Canada of Australia. And once you have Australia.
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  Speaker 2: Do you need New Zealand to participate?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then if we don't have New Zealand, then
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  Speaker 1: we're the four Eyes and that doesn't sound cool. There
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  Speaker 1: was like a bunch of dorks, We're millhouse fucking nerd.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that wouldn't be good.
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  Speaker 1: No, got to round it out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I just sort of think of New Zealand as
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  Speaker 3: like being an even split between like a dwindling population
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  Speaker 3: of white ancestral sheepfuckers, irish guy here in those shade,
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  Speaker 3: and then like a bunch of game, new ole new
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  Speaker 3: money tech billionaires like building their like apocalypse built bunkers
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  Speaker 3: and the rolling hills.
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  Speaker 2: I have no preconceived notions of New Zealand that extend
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  Speaker 2: beyond flight of the Concords. I assume that's everyone in
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  Speaker 2: New Zealand. So it seems like a cool place to me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a real Lord of the Rings focused
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  Speaker 1: view of.
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  Speaker 3: Gota.
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  Speaker 1: Everywhere is just hobbiting to me.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I don't know, Yeah, I hope it's like a mashup.
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  Speaker 2: I hope it's just really funny hobbits, like really skilled
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  Speaker 2: musical comedy hobbits.
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  Speaker 3: Look at all these droll little fellas.
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  Speaker 2: That would be great. Yeah, I'm in in the comments
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  Speaker 2: if we're right.
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  Speaker 3: New Zealand they made us a flagon of strawberry cordial.
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  Speaker 1: Just sitting there smoking pipe weeds sound dope.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's actually a Red Wall reference, not a
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  Speaker 3: Lord of the Rings reference. But I reveal myself, Connor,
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  Speaker 3: you're embarrassing us. I know I'm gonna I got to
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  Speaker 3: Sellmarillion upstairs too. I should be ashamed of myself.
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  Speaker 2: I just mentioned Germany and how we were spying on
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  Speaker 2: them under Obama and probably under Trump, Biden, Clinton, Bush,
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  Speaker 2: every other president.
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  Speaker 3: And France also Toilet's cameras.
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  Speaker 2: They both have wanted to be in the Five Eyes
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  Speaker 2: for a long long time.
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  Speaker 1: They don't speak American. That's why we only want people
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  Speaker 1: to speak Americans.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a big part of it. There's
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  Speaker 2: going to be a language barrier, and also we don't
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  Speaker 2: need them because the point of this is to have
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  Speaker 2: eyes in pretty much every part of the world.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the filey, it's not the sex Algan and
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  Speaker 3: one German guys.
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  Speaker 2: That the UK can cover Europe, Australia and New Zealand.
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  Speaker 2: They're close enough to any Asian nation. We'd need to
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  Speaker 2: spy on that.
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  Speaker 3: We break it up like fucking sports divisions kind of. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: New Zealand's the AFC East of reading your emails.
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  Speaker 2: Correct, Okay, Yeah, I think we're the commissioner of this
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  Speaker 2: fucking league. I think we kind of run it. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's actually a good way to put it. I think
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  Speaker 2: we just direct all these different intelligence agencies around the
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  Speaker 2: world when we want them to spy on shit for us.
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  Speaker 1: So Germany is like Seattle, just like begging to get
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  Speaker 1: back in the game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, shouldn't have sent your franchise to Oklahoma City, idiot,
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  Speaker 2: I'm from Seattle.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have brought it up. Very I'm still very upset.
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  Speaker 3: Only Sonics y're getting got the two gay gays and
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  Speaker 3: the commercials eating slushy drinks and cheese toots and what
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  Speaker 3: have you.
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  Speaker 2: So, an intelligence expert speaking to PBS in twenty thirteen said,
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  Speaker 2: the arrangement the five Eyes have quote makes it quicker
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  Speaker 2: to connect the dots end quote.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I think Five Eyes taste better than Sonic because they
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: do this cage and fries.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: They don't season their meat though, this is the problem.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Well, they got real ice cream and the milkshakes and
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: the fucking free peanuts. I mean, call me an elephant.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: I love free peanuts.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: That same expert added, you can't underestimate the importance of
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: the common language, legal system, and culture, and then added,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: above all, there is total trust. I doubt that the culture.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: What do they mean blue jeans? What culture?
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: What have they? They could have just written the absence
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: of melon and.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah you think they just mean capitalism?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean that is the dominant culture of
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: the earth.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I'm sure that's all they really mean.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the fucking the people are gonna be
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: who had the most important people in human history after
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: they collapse and be like shit, pretty sure based on
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: from what we could tell, it was Goku and Mickey
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Mouse were kind of like the Kennedy and Khrushchev of
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: the whole thing.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Not even Superman anymore. Damn Stepard game up Clark Kent.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah sucks.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: It was always a fucking mediare character. I'm a fucking
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: lazy comedy writer, and I know lazy writing when I
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: see it. Those two Jews were phoning it in that day.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: And he's stronger than everything. I don't know. Fuck it,
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: ice breath when you get the ice breath. It's like
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: eat shit, all right, what are we talking about anymore?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: My eyes are hot, my breath is cold.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: So the other reason we all agree not to spy
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: on each other. This is a quote from a retired
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: official familiar with the Five Eyes Project. There is very
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: little we need to know about these countries and their
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: leadership's views that the leaders wouldn't tell us themselves. And
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: that seems like also kind of the point that if
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: you get one of these world leaders in a room alone,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: they know they can talk to you without being recorded,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: which I don't know how that prevents, like an outside
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: country from recording both of you, but sure.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Or from the Prime Minister of New Zealand the bug
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: gossiping about the Prime Minister of Canada.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where aba hot tea gets spilled.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Loose lips sink ships.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: He still does the blackface sing in private. I don't
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: know why there's a German prime Minister of New Zealand.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: And again I'm asking, like, what is this like presumption
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: of trust? Is this like some like do I need
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: to think about this in more brass fucking the real
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: polytique terms? Is it just the fact of the matter
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: that these five countries share so many common interests it
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: would be silly or antithetical to the engine of capitalism
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: to compete or deceive one another. I don't know, it's
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: just fucking strange. It's bro code who gets along with anybody?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's just mutually beneficial.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Two of these countries spun off from one of the
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: other countries, Like, how have we forgot about that?
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Three?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I think all of the spinoffs.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: We're all there. It's like succession, just we're all trying
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: to do better than Daddy.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: This is the Joey of England. Y. Yeah, I actually
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: like Joey the.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Way they describe it. It seems like it's just easier.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: If say there's someone in Australia that we need to
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: track or monitor or surveill, we just dial up Australia
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: and have their people do it. And same thing for
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Australia if they're tracking an Australian dissident. I don't know
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: if those exist except for banned midnight oil and shit.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: But other than that, if they have to track someone
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: in the US.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: They have us do it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: It's easy. We should have something that in places.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Like if the mean Boys took our five thousand die
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: hard podcast fans, and we found the band with five
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: thousand die hard noise rock fans, and we just were like,
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: let's just share venues. We're driving about the same crowds.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: You know, we could use the contact like.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I think that's just comedy in the mid two thousands.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: That's just the way that we were doing it back then.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what is it now?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I just I don't know, man, I do want my
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: shirt on the internet.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Now, fucking zoom Yeah, I was gonna say a zoom link. Yeah,
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: this podcast. There's no one fucking driving the places that
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: smell like you're in anymore for anyone.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: We used to be a proper country.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm not fucking driving anywhere for anyone for goddamn Sure.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Adam loves the great reset. Every unpops since twenty twenty
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: has been digital.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sorry, you both didn't have to drive an hour
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: and a half to do this today. I know that
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: would have been way cooler. So just because we don't
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: promise to not spy on a country doesn't mean they
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: don't want to work with us. We are the greatest
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: God blessed nation on earth, after all, So to that end,
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: there are extended versions of the Five Ey's partnership.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: These are the Five Eyes kill Abe Yes, Yes, the Associates.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Wu Tang Affiliates, the Nine Eyes. That agreement adds Denmark,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: France's winy Ass, the Netherlands in Norway and Redman.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Wait, young, dirty bastard, you want me to keep going?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I kind of do, all right, well, as soon as
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: this Wikipedia page loads.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Again. Those countries are not safe from being spied on
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: by the Five Eyes.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: The grave Diggers remember them.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: But they do get some sort of unknown benefits for
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: not being mad about it. I guess no one really
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: knows what the nine Eyes countries get for their relationship
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: with us. I know, like Norway that gives us a
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: nine Eyes country on the border with Russia, so I'm
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: sure that's why they're beneficial to us. But there's also
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: the fourteen.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Russia was like, hey, Cuba, fucking we just
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: love weird sandwiches and old cars. We want to be friends.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah right. It was also the fourteen Eyes, which adds Belgium, Germany, Italy, Spain,
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: and Sweden to the party.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: It's also the twenty Eyes, which adds all four of
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: the original misfits. Anybody walk among us? Nope, okay, no,
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: just it's starting to.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Sound a lot like the Greek organizations where you have
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: the ones that like work together and then hey, if
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you're cool with us, then we'll have sorority and fraternity
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: parties and we all get to hang out and have
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: a big kegger and a big ragier, you know, and
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: that's like the benefit is that you get to come
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: and touch the orb or whatever.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Went over to her house last night. She let me
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: touch the orb.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: The it's I also wonder if part of it is, well,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: if you let us spy on your citizens, we'll let
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: you know if they're up to anything, Like I bet.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: We just want to be able to spy on everyone everywhere,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: And so I wonder if the different levels are the
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: degree to which they let us spy on them.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of think at a certain point
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: it's like we're gonna do it anyway, so either you
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: can be really cool about it or not. You know,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: we're almost like, you know, the guys coming in to
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: a new restaurant, a convenience store, like holding the baseball bat, like, man,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: it'd be really messed up if somebody fucked your cute
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: little country up here. But you know, if you let
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: us look over everything for you, then we'll keep you safe.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Hit hit hit, hit on the hand.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: America so fucked.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I guess in the rest of the world, they say, like,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: when America visits, we get a scolding. When China visits,
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: we get a hospital with their whole like Belton Road
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: initiative of just giving infrastructure to people with all their
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: slavery money or whatever the fuck. And we're still on
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: the fucking We're still on mean Dad, We're still on
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: mean fifties coach dad mode. Fucking crew cut. Take a
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: salt tablet, not being do some push ups on them.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: Oh but we got New Zealand, so we're fine. Any
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: threats coming in from the North Pole.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's completely accurate when it comes
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: to China's dealings around the world.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Not the picture.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: They're going out and issuing loans to countries where they
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: know those countries aren't going to be able to pay
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: those loans back.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Some tony soprano, happy wanderer China loans, Yeah, and.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Then they call those loans in and they're like, all right, well,
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: just give us all your fucking lithium then so we
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: can make fun.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all these countries are just the mobs.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah you get mineral rights, you're so golden.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Well, but that is what China in large part is
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: pushing for around the world is mineral rights. Someone's got
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: to have them. Someone's got to make all these fucking
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: gadgets and devices that we fucking rely on. And China
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: wants to be the country that does it. And you
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: know what, they make a good product. Why the fuck not.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Huawei phone is my favorite phone I've ever had. It
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: was like having a top of the line on iPhone
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: that I paid two hundred and forty nine dollars for.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what the twenty twenty one episode was in
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: large part about, was the demonization of Huawei. At that
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: point in history, they were the number two smartphone company
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: in the world. It was I think Samsung was number one.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: And that's this company is owned by Boat Lowly.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's it's a Chinese company, and so we
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: accused them of using their devices to spy on citizens.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: And I think it's the same thing as TikTok, where
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: it's not that we care about spying, we just want
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: to be the ones to do it right, and.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: If anybody else does it, then now we have competition.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: So yeah, we've almost just been doing the climax of
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: the Dark Knight for the last fifteen years. Who controls
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: the network of spy you know, of information of the
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: zeros and ones of every cell phone on Earth? You know?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of seems like it. So there's also
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: third party contributors. Those are countries that sometimes share intelligence
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: with the Five Eyes, but they get even fewer benefits
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: for it. Somehow Israel is on that list.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: That's probably that's diversionary. That's like, hey, but we really know.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Well no, I think it's just because we're talking surveillance
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: and Israel doesn't need our fucking help spying on anybody.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: I thought it was more like when you keep your
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: side piece in your phone, as like, you know, carpeting guy.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that could be so bad.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: I am a cheating I was like, you know, what's
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: a good person I would text.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Cart Yeah, yeah, a carpet guy too. Not like that
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: implies you have the need for carpet regularly.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I don't go to the big chains, a small batch.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: It's about personal relationships. The carpet business.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, small batch artists and carpets. So yeah. The simplest
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: definition of the Five Eyes is that it's a global
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: surveillance alliance. We learn from the Oden documents that they
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: have a few different programs at their disposal. One is
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: called Echelon, which.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Is sick name.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great name. It uses communication satellites to
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: intercept private communications and then those are stored and analyzed
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: if need be. There's also the Prism program, which does
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the same thing, but it collects communications from social media
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: and tech companies. The Five Eyes were also behind the
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: push to pass the Patriot Act, so that's great. Australia
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: and the UK passed similar laws to the Patriot Act
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: in twenty fifteen. In twenty sixteen, no rush, just wait
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: for us to win the war on terror and then
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: start passing your Patriot Acts. Also, they are adamantly opposed
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: to encryption on messaging platforms, which should tell you all
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: you need to know about encryption on messaging platforms and
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: how important it is. They released a statement in twenty
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: eighteen saying they were going to try and force tech
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: companies to provide Act access to bypass encryption and Australia
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: passed a law that makes that a thing in twenty eighteen.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Hasn't happened here yet.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: But you gotta wonder, though, if Australia's got this thing
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: where Apple has to build in a back door. Well,
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: now somebody's built a back door for Apple. I wonder
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: if he is it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how hard could it be to access that once
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: it exists?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Because they're a best friend, They're a very best friend.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if just some guy on YouTube can get like
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: the poorly coded in the first place and poorly maiden
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: designed Kenny Versus Spend the fan game from two thousand
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: and three running off of like an Internet archive rip
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: that was incompletely you know what I mean. Like now
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: the United States government can go on a get Hug
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: page and grab that a fucking decrypto.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've also read stories that claim the FBI
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: can pretty much get into any phone no matter what.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: There's some but also I've heard they can't get into
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Eric Adams phone, which that's funny to me, Like, of
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: all the people who just has the best phone own security,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: it's that guy.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Which is maybe because maybe he was so sloppy because
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: he thought that his phone was so good that he
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: didn't like it was okay that he was making a
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: bunch of just like Baby's first crime mistakes.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, could be.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I think they can't get into it because there's so
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: many dick pics they can't even load the interface to
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: delete them, to clear space to make the phone more usable.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: You ever have that, yes, now with pictures of your dick, well,
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: pictures of your dick?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, specifically, Yeah, I got all those pictures of Connor's dick, and.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Every night he asked for a wake up call, and
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: every morning I get this feel.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: So how you show you care man?
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Guy time.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: So one of the pushbacks you always get when it
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: comes to the Five Eyes and just government surveillance in general,
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: is oh, well, if you aren't breaking the law, you
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: don't have anything to worry about, And that is so incorrect.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: You obviously have something to worry about if there are
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: entities out there collecting just all of your personal information
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: and communications and storing them somewhere, Because even if the
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: regime that's in charge now isn't using it for nefarious shit,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: there could very well be a regime that comes along
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: at some point and decides to use that for the
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: nefarious shit.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Also, it's just it's that same thing of like anybody
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: can sue for anything. It doesn't mean that the lawsuits
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: going to be successful. It doesn't mean you know that
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: there is a guilty party. It just means that anyone
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: can sue for anything. And you might be innocent, but
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: it's still a pain in the ass for two years.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: And so imagine if that pain in the ass is
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: coming from the government and you having to fight the
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: government to prove that you're innocent to the government. And
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: in the meantime, all of your personal information is out
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: there in discovery documents where just anybody could read it
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: or or you know, when the Justice Department releases anything,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: or you know like that that can happen. So I
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: used to be a paralegal, So these are things I
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: think about. So even if you are innocent, that doesn't
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: mean your life can't still be completely destroyed. Then ways
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: that are legal and okay, by the way that the
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: legal system works.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: They have so much more access and so much more leverage.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: You're right, It is like trying to convince Stanto that
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: you're a good person. He's like, well, I do know
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: about the laffy taffies and stucond You remember the laughy taffies.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. One of the articles will link to about this
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: points to China's social credit system as an example of
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: how all this data collection could go wrong really quick.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: And I feel like we're probably not as far away
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: from something like the social credit system here in the
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: United States then people would like to think.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: I feel like the infrastructure has been like getting laid down.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I also, sidebar, do you wonder how many, like how
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: many acres of the rainforest have been burned to just
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: turn my fucking foreign hub search history into a string
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: of zeros and ones for no reason, you know.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And think about Project twenty twenty five if you've
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: looked into that at all. It essentially demands loyalty to
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: the president. That's one of the foundational things about Project
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five. And that includes government workers, like they
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: want kind of a purity test, I guess for civil servants.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: And if you're not loyal to the Trump administration, you're
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: fired and they're going to replace you with someone who is.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: What happens when they expand that to something like a
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: social credit system where oh, well, Trump is our president
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: and you have said all this shit about Trump on
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: social media over the years. Now you can't rent an apartment, sorry,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Like it would take maybe a month for a Trump
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: administration to implement something like that, because they have all
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: this goddamn data already.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: And I would be surprised that there's some fucking thing
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: you can queue up in a database somewhere where it's like, oh, yes,
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: mister mc spaden has torrented over ninety eight feature films
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: and twenty three television shows. He's stolen about nineteen thousand
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: dollars worth of Crystal LIGHTE packets from his local target,
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And then he's just and
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: it's like at com Man, you're at a sixty three
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: percent under one hundred. You know that's going to stop
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: you from You can't ride the train anymore, no Amtrak
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: or something, you know what I mean. It'll be some
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: weird shit like.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Spectrum already has all of that information. And even
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: you know, there's that Google lawsuit where if you used
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: private browsing, it's not as private as they said that
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: it was. And so yeah, you know, one of these
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: days you're trying to get on an track or trying
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: to get on a flight, But it turns out you
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: can't because you have two hundred and fifty gigs of
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: big titty MILFs and now no more flying for you.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: You can't even get on spirit.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: As much as of a crazy conspiracy tech guys, I've
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: been my entire life, never used a VPN, never even
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: fucking hit control shift in Come kill me, leak all
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: of it. I am who I am.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: He'll take his big titty MILFs from his cold dead ends.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Oh I wish it was big titty MILFs.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Aren't the big titty MILF's worth the sacrifice?
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Also, that's my America.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can take boats to get places. What do
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: you need to fly for one of the Wright brothers.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: You can just float there, your big tittied milf waft
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: down the river with those jumbo jung yungs.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I absolutely could see something like that being
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: a thing, especially there was that huge hack recently where
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: they just announced, hey, everyone knows your social Security number.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Now it's out there on the dark web. As that
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: happens more and more, I think people are just gonna
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: not trust our current credit system.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Do you have been asking so many questions about mister Presley,
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: mister Brown.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I mean it could very easily be that. And think
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: about sites like next door that are just training oh
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: my god, opulations to spy on each.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: Other, every fucking aspect of the surveillance state that's entered
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: our lives. It's been so funny. We have welcomed it
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: in and paid one thousand dollars and stood in line
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: for it. You know, like they just make all this
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: shit seem cool, like, oh, you're helping your neighborhood by
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: being a fucking snitch.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Alert, Alert, everybody, make sure to pay attention. I saw
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: a car they were going and they seemed to drive
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: by an address and then look at the address and
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: then shake their heads and then say I don't think
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: this is the right address and then keep moving. And
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: they were wearing a hoodie. Do I call the police?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Everyone pay attention. It's like, what are we doing?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the first comment's going to be were they black?
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I was about to say five minutes period respons
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: bread this is black.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's mostly what next door is for. It's for
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: reporting when black people show up in your neighborhood.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: It's the act. The full name of the app is
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: actually called next door parenthes I don't want them living,
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: so I don't know.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: I think that is what you should tell a person
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: when they say, oh, if you're not breaking the law,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: who cares about all that surveillance. Gotta think about the future.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's what always thinking about the social credit score.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: If it's retroactive, I'm boned. I was boned by episode
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: of eight of Mean Boys. But if it's going forward,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, I know how to pimp the system. I
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: can fucking pretend. I love the Chinese governments. That's not hard.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: They give us so much guys, Come on, Yeah, I
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: wonder what their impression of me is from that time
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I owned a Huawei phone. I hope they like me
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: in case they ever take over the world.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: Some guy with big headphones who's for some reason in
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: a Chinese van that says Larry's flowers more Mariah Carey
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: than I was expected.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Every time it clicks on your things, just you just
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: hear her Christmas time saying like it's time over and
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: over again. Last really loves Christmas in my official file.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Huh yeah. Yeah. The reason I bought that Huawei phone
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: is as soon as I heard that the government was
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: concerned China could use it to spy on me. My
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: thought was, Oh, so that means you can't spy on
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: me with ah yeah. Yeah. Between the two, I'm gonna
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: pick China spying on me over the US government. I
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: have more gripe with the US government. Not that I
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: have no gripes with Chinese government, but we.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Should all have gripe with every government just as a
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: general rule.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I do have to. I'm just was marveling at Adam's conspiracy.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Okham's raiser there. That was really beautiful.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: Eh, thank you.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go one of those phones. Now, how's the camera?
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Is the camera good?
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: It was great? It was I'm telling you, it's one
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: of the best phones I ever had. But I think
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: they're like borderline illegal.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: To buy in this country now when the price point
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: just doesn't scream consensual labor.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, man. Yeah. As opposed to all the happy
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: fun times people putting Apple phones together, they got a net.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: It's the happ net. It's where happy people are, how
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: happy they are by jumping into the net.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: Divorced of the life of servitude looks kind of fun
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: to jump in a giant net. I mean, I used
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: to go to the gymnastics gym on Sundays in my neighborhood.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: There's an open gym in ten Bucks. You're playing the
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: big long trampoline. I don't see much of a difference.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be so brutal. You are so unhappy
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: in your job that you jump off the fucking building.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Only to roll back down to the first floor into
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: the lobby.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: You get a net and just bounce right back to
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: your mask on the floor.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Oh god, damn, that's one sideshow. Bob works at the iPhone.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: So the other thing I always worry about when it
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: comes to all of this data collection, and I've said
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: this a bunch before, not just all the data collection,
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: but just the fact that dreamers are a thing in
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: this country. DACA it's obviously a good thing. I'm not
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: in favor of mass deportations by any stretch of the imagination,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: but now that they're on the table with Trump maybe
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: becoming our next president again, DACA is also just a
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: really great database of people who are probably going to
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: get deported first. Yeah right, yeah, all that shit happens.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: What's having a fight one time with a buddy of
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: mine is from Africa, and the buddy of mine is gay,
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: so they obviously probably a pretty different view of HIV
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: and a it's my friend from Africa was saying, like,
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: this is like a global health risk. There should be
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: a list of everyone in the world, in the world
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: with HIV or for whatever some uneducated guys. Is not
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: the craziest opinion to have. And my gay friend was like,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: it's never been a good idea for there to be
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: a giant list of gay people, you say, and then yeah,
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: I think that's true.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that that's something to keep in mind when
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: people write this off as nothing that important.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: That is a funny way. It's not even like expanding
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: executive power in terms of what you got to worry
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: about like the next guy using it. It's like we
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: literally we made a list of vulnerable people to help,
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: and it's like, fuck me, nowhere all the vulnerable people.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a list of addresses and their parents.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that program requires you to
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: like regularly check in like you're.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: On pretty sure.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean that's what when people are talking about
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Haitian immigrants flocking to Springfield, Ohio. The program they're doing
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: that under is literally called humanitarian parole. So it's god.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: That's a weird word to use for it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, we gotta we got to fold it
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: into the penal system somehow. Always, yeah, because it.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Just makes it sound like they are bad, but we
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: are helping, you know what I mean? Like it doesn't
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: it already kind of sets them in a light of
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: being suspicious just by having the word parole there. Because
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: of what we use the word parole for colloquially.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's you called Nelson Mandela getting out
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: of jail work release.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a little bit kind of.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Sometimes I cook up an analogy and
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I get real confident, and I'm like, is that even? So?
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I already mentioned the Five Eyes are getting into AI now.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: They held a summit recently, and for one thing, they're
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: starting to show their faces in public. The leaders of
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: the Five Eyes almost never emerged from their layers.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: This is like, they don't even show their faces. You
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: can't like. John Ronson and Alex Jones never even broke
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: into their secret clubhouse with a fucking flip cam in
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: nineteen ninety eight and took grainy video of them doing
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: any There's no fucking TMZ picture of them going into
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: the Plaza Hotel.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Fucking doctor klaw Man. We got nothing.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: This is doctor Claw.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah there is now Now they're starting to show up,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: but and that almost makes me feel even less good
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: about that.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: They're like, we can show our faces in public now
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: with the sunlight no longer burns our skin.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: And it's also that thing that I was talking about earlier,
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: about the dog whistles, when you no longer feel like
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: you have to use them because you can just say
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: the quiet part out loud. It's like, oh I can't
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: there's nothing you can do to me. I can just
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: be public.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, really.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: And I've talked a bunch on this podcast about how
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: the CIA has an investment fund, like a Silicon Valley
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: tech bro investment fund called intel Q to the Moon.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: I would buy that shit. That would be my whole
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: take it all out of index funds, buck the s
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: and P five hundred Intel Q to the Moon, Me
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: and Pelosi baby.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They, among other things, were early investors in Google Earth.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: If you can believe that the CIA for some reason
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: wanted to pump money into the program that will take
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: a picture of anywhere on Earth, weird time crazy go figure.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is really want to see a picture of
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: my parents backyard.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: That's tight trying to find that river full of milks
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: from earlier. Yeah, move wider than a mile. You're jiggling
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: in style.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, I bring the CIA's investment fund up because the
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Five Eyes are now hosting an annual tech conference in
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Silicon Valley.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Because even if you told me Isis was having a
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: bake off, you know, I wouldn't be through. It's whatever
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: these guys were doing, it's not great, but that seems
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: especially bad.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that to me, just it kind of
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: speaks to what Danielle was saying in that it's really
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: just normalizing the fact that, yeah, the government's on your phone,
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: like they listening to everything.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Remember when, Yeah, that just seemed like the kind of
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: thing that you would have to watch a Vice special
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: to see, you know what I mean. It wasn't some
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: big thing that was right out in the open.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: You'd have to go to your buddy's smelly garage and
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: listen to a twenty minute analysis of some cool lyrics
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: and then.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and now it's just look well, like Connor was
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: saying earlier, a lot of the things that are used
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: to spy on us. We fucking stand in line to
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: get it. And the example I always bring up I look, suh,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: yeah exactly. I covered a book on a couple episodes
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: a while back called the CIA and the Cult of Intelligence.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: That one's the ones that's out of print, right, yeah.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's long out of print. It was the first
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: book the government ever tried to get censored, and they
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: did get a lot of it censored.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Man atb got some fucking hard to get us books
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: that we don't need to be reading.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: And one of the big concerns in that book, and
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: that book was published in like seventy one something like that,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: one of the big concerns is, oh, well, someday the
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: government will probably just have a way to take a
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: picture of every piece of mail that's sent to your house.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: You can just sign up for that. Now, that's just
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: a USPS program I am called informed. That's so funny,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: in case you know your mailbox is one hundred yards
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: away and you need an informed decision on whether you
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: should get up and walk that far that day.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: I think we're pretty aggressively self parodying the most hamfisted
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: first thought analogy, which is nineteen eighty four. The fucking
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: telescreens where you watch a thing that tells you what
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: to think all day and it looks at everything you
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: do so it can make sure that you're not fucking up,
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: And like, how close have we? And we all know
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: that's the relationship. Every fucking uber driver I've ever met
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: makes a joke about how their phone is listening to them.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: It's not a concept is hidden behind some barrier of
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: libertarian douchebaggery. We all know about this shit, and we're
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: just like, well, that's where I get my fucking costco
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: family boom more.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, and your employers do it too. I remember when
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I got I got a work issue laptop for a
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: job that I was on, and I noticed that, like
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: my boss had like a piece of opaque tape that
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: she would put over her camera every time she would
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: bust her computer out. And I was like, oh, you're
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: like in charge of most of this. I should probably
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: do that with my work computer as well.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Oh Zucker peercast when you ever see that, Yeah, but
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: the only time you want to take a cue from
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: him about anything.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: But yeah, there were I don't remember who it was,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: but someone was visiting Facebook headquarters and they saw Mark
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Zuckerberg had tape over his webcam and they were like, fuck,
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I better put tape over my webcam.
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Huh. Yeah. Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: There's a few things where I'm like, there's some people
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I say, take it all in. Look, I use my
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: webcam as a mirror sometimes. So definitely not the best.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: It just not ideal.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: And the idea that your phone is listening to you.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: You still get so much pushback from people on that,
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: and it's like, you're fucking smart TV is listening to.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: You with its job. Yeah, we know.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: As again, part of the Snowden documents that were released,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: the CIA had a program called Weeping Angel and it
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: just turned smart TVs into listening devices. It would just
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: activate listening.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: That was before they turned into nine inch Nails. They
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: were called Weeping Angel.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's a spinoff of Filter.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, okay, that was the same team behind five.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: I's that name's kind of hard. I wanted to hate it,
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: but I was like, no, yeah, that.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Goes pretty fucking hard. I don't know. I don't know
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: the correlation between that and a TV, but I'm a finder.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: It sounds pretty great.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do need I wish I was in that
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: room when they were like, you know what we should
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: call this Weeping Angel. That's probably the garious part of
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: that program, whatever reasoning they have for calling it weeping Angel,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: that's the part where if you read it you would
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: just drop dead on site from the shots.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or it's just a doctor who thing.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: I don't random name generator one thing.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: I started an art museum in Phoenix one time, but
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: you can google the thing. It's real. It hatches for
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: classified government military programs and they're fucking insane. One of
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: them is like a starry sky, a spaceship, an alien
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: and it says embroidered underneath a lifetime of silence behind
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: the green Door.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, oh.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: No, that's not the behind the green door I first
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: think of.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: But okay, what's the green door you think of?
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Oh that's that one really famous porn movie from like
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: the seventies.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Oh oh is it?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Yes, shame on me. I don't know my history.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Look, if you don't know your history, you're doomed to repea.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: So yeah, the government's spying on you wherever you are.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: If you're in an English speaking nation, especially, government's listening
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: and I don't know. I feel like we should all
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: know that by now. And the reason I brought up
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: the smart TV thing, if they can turn that into
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: a listening device, they can turn the thing that has
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: a microphone that you speak into if you're still taking
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: phone calls like a fucking psychopath, they just have.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: A phone, so they could put a microphone in it.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: And yeah, and if you what I've never understood about
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: the idea, No, your phone's not listening to you, Well,
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: then how come in answers me? When I call its name,
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: it's got to be listening to me. Sometimes when I
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: don't say it's name, it thinks I said it's name,
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: and it's like, what up? What do you need? So
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: of course your phone's fucking listening to you. There's no
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: way it's a coincidence when that thing happens where you're
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: having a conversation with someone in your living room and
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: then you go on Instagram and get an ad for
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: the fucking thing you were just talking about.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Or worst of all, your Apple Watch randomly goes googling
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: how many dead babies did the hemage fighters? Actually?
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so yeah, I'm gonna get a Nokia.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: Fuck Adam let's get like a twenty eight thirty five
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: mile long piece of twine and two red cups.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not about We could record that way too.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: We pop one other line off the end for Danielle
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: and then a.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Fourth line anyway calling Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd have to well if we can afford the cups,
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: but as long as we're holding it taut, it should
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: be fine. As long as it's.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Taut good work. I'm sure the government can hack that too.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: That's been around forever technology.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Somewhere around the city of Downy. The Fed added a
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: fifth string laughing angel.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Hm, so I think that's our episode we did it.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Turn your phones off, throw them in the river. Danielle Connor,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: thank you both for doing the pod. I appreciate it.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: It seems like the ideal time to plug some shit.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: I would like people to listen to my solo podcast
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: in broad Daylight. It will be back next week. This
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: is tax time for me, so I've been busy. You
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: can get it wherever podcasts are at, or watch it
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: on YouTube at Adam Todd Brown Comedy. It's short, it's fun,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: it's informative, but listen to it. Danielle, what do you
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: got to plugged.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Always find me on my socials. Anything I got coming up,
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I got on there. I'm just daniel Radford. I'm still
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: one of the last people clinging to the fucking Titanic
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: door on Twitter, and I'm now posting more on the
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Pretty People website. No, I won't. I won't. It isn't
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: even me. It's not even me being like fuck elon.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: It's just like I'm not doing it like I've lived.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I've lived in the nineties. I can't call something X
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: like it just it's so doishy.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: There's only one EX and they're a punk band from
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: nineteen seventy nine. Damnit.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: I will, from time to time say Twitter currently known
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: as X.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do that. If I have to lay.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: I will never ever say X formerly known as Twitter.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: It's like fucking stop it. Stop saying that. I almost
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: say it as a joke.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so funny currently X currently Yeah.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: And then I'm also on the Pretty People website. I'm
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: on Instagram as just Danielle Underscore Radford, and I'm trying
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: to get onto the other ones. But everyone on Blue
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Sky is boring and Threads is like weird I'm working
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: on it, y'all. I'm figuring it out.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: I'm old Connor. What do you got to plug?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: You?
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Watch my whe hour stand up comedy special jokes about
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: fucking on YouTube dot com and check out the Mean
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Boys podcast. It's back for new episodes. It is how
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: do I describe it in ten seconds? It is a
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: cavalcade of comedy. We have monologue, jokes, games, fucking sketches,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: all kinds of crazy shit. We put a lot of
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: writing and effort into every show to make it a
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: finally spun piece of audible taffy for you to few
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: on throughout your day. And it's very enjoyable. Abits. But
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: I guess many times we got to have you back.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: You've made a couple of taffy references. Now now I
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: am wondering what your porn search looks like.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of salt water.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Worst taffy. All right, let's get out of here. Danielle
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: say goodbye bye, Connor say goodbye. Aye, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, goodbye. Everybody.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: We love you.