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ICYMI: Teddi the Cougs, No College-No Eggs & Menopause Doctors · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Hi, guys, Welcome to another episode of Two Teas and
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  Speaker 1: a Pod with Teddy Mellencap and Tamra Judge. We drop
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  Speaker 1: a lot of episodes per week talking all things Bravo, so.
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  Speaker 2: We know it's hard to keep up.
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  Speaker 1: Here are the best moments you missed this week. The
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  Speaker 1: Valley Guy, which, by the way, I can say the
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  Speaker 1: Valley Guy's name now do I want.
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  Speaker 2: To well, are you why now?
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  Speaker 3: Kenya?
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  Speaker 1: Well, because he talked to his mom about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, So.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, you're the one that's actually shielding
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  Speaker 1: my name. Now I've already told my mom about you.
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  Speaker 2: We got to get that shirt.
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  Speaker 4: It says I told my mom about you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I have it hanging up. It's a sweatshirt. I
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  Speaker 2: got it from like yellow the label. No, that's a
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  Speaker 2: thing he told his mom. He told his mom.
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  Speaker 1: So now he's like, yeah, you can call me by
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  Speaker 1: my name or but I'm like, he's like, but now
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  Speaker 1: my entire household because he's like, they listened to the pod.
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  Speaker 2: Now now they all call me the Valley Guy. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god. So they hurt us.
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  Speaker 1: They hurt us, and they saw on the Instagram. You
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  Speaker 1: know how, I like wrote first he meets the cougar,
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  Speaker 1: then he meets the cougs.
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  Speaker 2: Aha, Hi to the family. Hi Valley fam. What about
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  Speaker 2: what about ky?
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  Speaker 5: Michelle seems like she's more of an open marriage.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if they did ask her, is it
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  Speaker 4: an open marriage?
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  Speaker 3: They did, they.
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  Speaker 2: Did ask her, and she was like, no, but if he's.
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  Speaker 3: Going to jeeves, go chee.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think she said she, you know, she couldn't
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  Speaker 5: be intimate for a while.
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  Speaker 3: Because of her surgeries.
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  Speaker 5: And because of her surgeries and everything else, so if
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  Speaker 5: he was going to be stepping out, she didn't want
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  Speaker 5: to really know about it, and things like that. She's
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  Speaker 5: very much I feel of the mindset of just like,
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  Speaker 5: you know, men have needs and she doesn't want to
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  Speaker 5: know it.
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  Speaker 3: They don't make a fool loud of me.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like she's saying, you know, men are gonna cheat,
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  Speaker 4: don't throw it in my face.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 2: And she also cheated, Okay, listen, you know what.
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  Speaker 5: And I think maybe that was then, and I think
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  Speaker 5: maybe things are different now. That's kind of the vibe.
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  Speaker 5: I god that they maybe worked out their issues and.
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  Speaker 3: That's okay, but that's not the only reason people break up, Margaret.
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  Speaker 2: No, listen, people get over that.
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  Speaker 5: We've seen it ourselves, you know, people get over affairs
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  Speaker 5: and and they're together and everything.
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  Speaker 3: You know, everything seems great.
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  Speaker 5: And I think, you know, I love that she's focusing
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  Speaker 5: on her career and her country songs. And I think,
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  Speaker 5: you know that kind of thing, cheating is a great
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  Speaker 5: thing for another country song. Follow up to Jesus in Whiskey.
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  Speaker 2: She's I honestly, I want to meet by the way.
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  Speaker 5: She's a durable and I love that wig that she wore,
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  Speaker 5: that shorter one. I like her and a shorter wig.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's very glamorous.
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  Speaker 3: I love that.
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  Speaker 2: I love the way she looks.
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  Speaker 3: In general, she's adorable. She she is, she's adorable.
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  Speaker 4: And but did you see Andy was asking Angela if
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  Speaker 4: she's jealous of Shemia's body because she constantly made comments.
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  Speaker 4: I think that Angela just makes comments about everybody's body
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  Speaker 4: or how they look.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she calls Pinky Papa.
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  Speaker 4: Smurfh and mister clean and mister clean. So I want
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  Speaker 4: to say that's jealous. I don't think Angela's a jealous woman.
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  Speaker 4: She's got a great body.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, she is a great bigger, tall statuesque.
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  Speaker 3: I think.
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  Speaker 5: I think she you know, I think her insults are
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  Speaker 5: below the belt and I just think, you know, there's sarcastic.
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  Speaker 5: She's her insults are more insulting that way. They're not
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  Speaker 5: as cerebral as a phaedra.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think she nice?
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  Speaker 3: And have you met her? I haven't met her.
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  Speaker 5: I met Shemiah when we were at Bravo Kahn, who
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  Speaker 5: was actually very lovely.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would picture her to be to be lovely.
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  Speaker 4: But I do believe she's not jealous. I just think
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  Speaker 4: that's the way she talks.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, I think that's the way she talks.
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  Speaker 1: This is coming from somebody who's been like diagnosed. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I have perfectionist disorder, which like you do, Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: like it's so bad. I mean, it's what I work
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  Speaker 1: on in therapy, Like I want to be perfect and
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  Speaker 1: then I'm.
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  Speaker 4: With that I'm a fucking mess and I don't try
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  Speaker 4: I have as try to do anything.
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  Speaker 2: So how do I get that it makes you crazy?
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  Speaker 3: It makes you crazy? But how I need to know?
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  Speaker 1: Because like I will sit there and overthink something. So
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  Speaker 1: like let's say I made like one little error on
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  Speaker 1: this pod right now. I will overthink it for freaking days.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be like I accidentally said that. Yeah, like I have,
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  Speaker 1: like I ruminate in it and like just I can't.
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  Speaker 3: So that's something I'm trying to work on. But oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: well okay, I.
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  Speaker 4: Don't like to overthink things. But I would like to
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  Speaker 4: want things to be perfect.
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  Speaker 3: I am, I want, but not.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, do you think anything in my life is perfect?
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  Speaker 4: I'm ty, I'm surprised, Like clearally, I'm enlightened me.
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  Speaker 2: I just love you to.
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  Speaker 6: Death, but nothing seems quite perfect for a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: I love you, but I say, I'm a geez.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't pin me. I didn't pin you for that one.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't pin you for that one because you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't notice that you never perfected anything. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: are we gonna miss her now?
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  Speaker 4: I am, because because like, who is everyone going to
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  Speaker 4: pick on?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure there'll be a new housewife.
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  Speaker 4: Well they'll have to get someone new and they'll have
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  Speaker 4: to like listen, I don't think she was the worst.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she was the worst. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: think there's definitely been worst.
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  Speaker 3: There's been worse. I don't probably me. No, wait, sad,
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  Speaker 3: that is so funny that you're in therapy. No, like
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I want them to bring you back on.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, we can. So we can have therapy.
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  Speaker 1: We can use the same therapist that everybody uses, whether
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  Speaker 1: you're in Potomac or Beverly Hills or have you noticed
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  Speaker 1: it's always the same therapist.
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  Speaker 3: No, I've never noticed.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, just like it's the same lie detector guy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that one the actor.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, the trained actor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, trained actor breaking news in the pod. We've have
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  Speaker 1: to step in because I've just been texted. This is
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  Speaker 1: so embarrassing. So Dolores and I talked about the Valley
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  Speaker 1: Valley Guy and then I also post him on Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: But it's been days, so I was like, no one's
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  Speaker 1: going to pick this up.
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  Speaker 3: This is fine. Yeah, like I thought you were out
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  Speaker 3: of the out of the woods. I thought I was
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  Speaker 3: out of the woods.
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  Speaker 1: Like I was like, gosh, that was such smooth sailing,
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  Speaker 1: like nailed it, freaking crushed it.
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  Speaker 3: No one's even talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: And now the Valley guy just sent me a text
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  Speaker 1: and it's a picture of me where I'm wearing like honestly,
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  Speaker 1: it's probably like five years ago. I'm wearing probably like
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  Speaker 1: a size zero dress, practically naked, and he is at
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  Speaker 1: stagecoach with his shirt open.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going on page sex now a.
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  Speaker 1: Cowboy hat and a bandana around his neck. I can't,
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  Speaker 1: I can't self proclaimed cougar.
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  Speaker 3: Oh God, why can't people.
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  Speaker 1: Just let me make a freaking joke?
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  Speaker 3: This is so good.
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  Speaker 4: Melancamp forty five Hard launches new boyfriend PJ Valley guy Conny.
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  Speaker 3: He's Irish. Oh you guys are uh? Oh? I like
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  Speaker 3: him in his cowboy hat with his little beard.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I could.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, that means they went on his Instagram and took
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  Speaker 1: that picture off of his Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: They had to pick a shirtless one, like, hello.
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  Speaker 3: You ruled yourself a cougar?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I made a joke on Instagram. First
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  Speaker 1: he met the kuk and then he met the koops
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  Speaker 1: like it was a joke. But I mean it's still true.
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  Speaker 1: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Well, all the power to you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you a lot of people looking up to
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  Speaker 4: you right now.
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  Speaker 1: I love that I'm here on the podcast talking about
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  Speaker 1: people relationship. Meanwhile, I'm half naked on page six with
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  Speaker 1: a thirty one year old that's okay.
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  Speaker 3: His family approved.
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  Speaker 1: Lala's trying to be nice, and she's like, well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure if it was your sperm, it would have been
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  Speaker 1: gobbled right up because people wanted your bloodline so bad.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, what, who, I don't know, did
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  Speaker 4: we miss something?
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  Speaker 2: All I know was being nice.
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  Speaker 1: Nice my eggs because I didn't go to college.
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  Speaker 6: Why When I first moved out here, I saw I
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  Speaker 6: was so broke, and I like, had you know? I
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  Speaker 6: was a hostess at multiple restaurants and I worked in
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  Speaker 6: the mayroom at CAA, but I like still didn't have
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  Speaker 6: enough money. And I shared a studio apartment with two girls,
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  Speaker 6: and I saw something in like the trades. I forget
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  Speaker 6: what the trades even were, but it was something we
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  Speaker 6: would read.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like for actors, and it was like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: we would We'll pay up to ten thousand dollars for
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  Speaker 1: your eggs, if you have blue eyes, if you have that,
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and it was all these things and
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  Speaker 1: then it said must have attended college.
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  Speaker 3: So you couldn't even sell.
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  Speaker 2: You weren't even eligible.
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't even good enough to sell my own damn eggs.
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  Speaker 2: That's terrible. I'm like, just so I now like want
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  Speaker 2: to fight back with people. I'm like, just so you know,
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  Speaker 2: slave is a straight A student. That's so they could
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  Speaker 2: have had a straight A student.
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  Speaker 4: They could have had equestrian writer, what's wrong with them?
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  Speaker 1: We see Panthea goes to see a menopause doctor. This
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  Speaker 1: is my first question.
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  Speaker 2: Did Panthea get any blood work done?
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  Speaker 3: Privy disappointment? Thank you?
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  Speaker 2: I think this guy did him not want her as
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  Speaker 2: a patient or her mother. He's like, yeah, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: it looks.
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  Speaker 3: Good to me.
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  Speaker 2: All good. There was no blood work involved.
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  Speaker 1: No blood work, no, like these are your levels? Like
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  Speaker 1: absolutely nothing. She brings her mom to the appointment, who
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  Speaker 1: apparently doesn't believe in menopause, and then the doctor doesn't
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  Speaker 1: believe that Panthea's alperst sign of menopause either.
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  Speaker 4: He's like, you really need to check into your life.
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  Speaker 4: So the mother's like, yeah, it's so stressful, lunch shopping,
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  Speaker 4: you know, all those stressful things she has to do
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  Speaker 4: all day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, the doctor really just didn't want her there.
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  Speaker 1: If you want more from the Twats, you can catch
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  Speaker 1: up anytime on two teas in a pod talk soon