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Our Emmy Episode · Two Chunks And A Hunk

• 0:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Talking about podcast today, I'm talking about solo vocals podcast.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: So this would be the episode that we sent to NPR to be like, where you buy our show.
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is our, this is our Emmy episode.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the one that we're going to submit for, we're going to try, we're going to take it really seriously.
• 0:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're trying to really good today.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is, we're doing journalism now.
• 0:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're doing reporting.
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 0:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: All of my sources are ethical, free range, and I'm Jordan also, by the way.
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: All my sources, it's two chunks, all of my sources don't have any antibiotics they've never tasted those.
• 1:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: This joke for today, the punchline, just for you boys to guess.
• 1:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: The punchline for today is you go on a head, I'll go around.
• 1:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: What did the hat say to the scarf?
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or what did the scarf say to the hat?
• 1:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you go on a head, I'll go around.
• 1:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's good, I like that.
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and if you wanted to answer in this episode, yeah, you can, yeah.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just really bad at telling jokes.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like maybe I got a worse trait.
• 1:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not what we're doing.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, we're solving word problems more than anything.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're receiving jokes from the ether.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're not telling this.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: It already exists.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just have to find it.
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's also a machine.
• 1:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's important that you know that under pressure.
• 1:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, thanks up the call.
• 1:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't talk to my old basketball teammates.
• 2:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I don't know.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, what did, uh, what did, the headphones say to your buds?
• 2:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: You go on ahead, I'll go around.
• 2:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not bad.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not bad.
• 2:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: You ain't not bad.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's not bad.
• 2:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But it's not perfect.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like Jordan's was what did the scarf say to the head?
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: You go on ahead.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll go around.
• 2:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, that was the answer.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good.
• 2:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was the answer.
• 2:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, wasn't.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what?
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got it.
• 2:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's, you got it.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's rare that I get it.
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, I find that often times I say something that I think I like better than the punchline is very rare that you get it exactly.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let me just say this might be the best joke that I've read for this segment of our program.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty good actually.
• 2:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: What did the scarf say to the hat?
• 2:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: You go on ahead.
• 2:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll go around.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's pretty good.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like that one.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it comes with sort of a connotation that they're scheming something which I appreciate.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're gonna kill, they're gonna kill the person.
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a Toy Story situation.
• 3:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this has a nation.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where they come alive when they're not looking, sort of like, sit dead from Toy Story.
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sort of like animal farm for clothes.
• 3:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's exactly the animal farm.
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: What does Scarf say to the hat?
• 3:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's this one sort of like animal farm for clothes.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And who are you?
• 3:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And who's that?
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I heard one.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm gauge.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's it.
• 3:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm bad on the pressure.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's good.
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Carter, he's not here today.
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's still on this moral coil.
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's still on the waking world.
• 3:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: He just, he's got, you know, sometimes life doesn't find a way.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think that's sort of what we're dealing with.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, it's sort of a reverse gold bloom, if you will.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: a reverse quote, and sometimes life doesn't find a way.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a part of gave us a pretty good excuse for missing today, and it inspired me to take a look at the top 10s.
• 4:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought maybe Carter had consulted a list over here.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't.
• 4:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: The excuse that he gave us that he was having some work done on his house, and they snipped right through his fiber line, and he has a busy schedule.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, shockingly, doesn't appear on this list of the top 10 best excuses for missing class prepared by user flour plan and it's not the flower you think it's FL-O-U-R plan, flour plan.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I would like you guys to try and fill out this top 10 list for us.
• 4:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: These are 10.
• 4:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Users submitted best excuses for missing class.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: The list goes all the way to 15.
• 4:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I will only accept answers that are within the top 10 best excuses for missing class.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: the apartment complex that we lived in, the gate broke for like 30 minutes, probably best day college.
• 4:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: This was the best day of course.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I went and took a video of the gate not working and not being able to get out and I used it to get out of two straight days of classes.
• 4:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just sent all of my professors in email with that 30 second video and was like, I can't get out of my apartment complex and I used that for two straight days of classes.
• 5:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm trapped.
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trapped.
• 5:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: It worked again within 30 minutes and that was just like we're all stranded here.
• 5:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: We can't leave.
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think my communication was the gate stopped working.
• 5:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Which was true.
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: The gate did stop working.
• 5:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I didn't lie, and I don't have to feel guilty about it.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, 12 years later.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm actually shocked that this list is on the website.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It feels like one of those nerds would have submitted it for breaking their terms and conditions.
• 5:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we can't do this.
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is dishonest.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: When also it's like, how do you skip class at home school?
• 5:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just stay outside.
• 5:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't come inside when your teacher dings the cowbell on the front porch.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: You stay outside on the farm with the eggs and the chickens.
• 5:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's a take talk is full of that.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Call free-range learning.
• 6:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Remind me the exact name of the list again.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: The top 10 best excuses for missing class.
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jordan, you go first.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Since I love this game so much.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love this game so much.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh.
• 6:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Show me Doctors appointment number three.
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: You had an appointment pretty much the only reason I missed school from user Florida boy Got to protect that perfect.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a no, it's you see my good guy that probably got perfect attendance in high school And then high school.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I got perfect attendance in like third grade Never made you slow.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I saw it perfect attendance.
• 6:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I really thought you're about to say college No, remember the gate to my apartment had broken one time
• 6:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, never sniffed perfect.
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: It didn't even once.
• 6:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: No pre-meditated absences.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Snow.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Snow is good.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Snow is a good one.
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Snow does not appear.
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my, he's lost.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Gosh, they're such losers.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a bad excuse for missing class.
• 7:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've still got to go.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want even with the snow, I want Mr. Trolley.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's how they all get to school.
• 7:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I imagine the strawberries.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Strap on, no shoes.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's see, top 10 best reasons for missing class.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Best excuses for missing class.
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is this user's only contributor and they are 34 years old.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can I just ask?
• 7:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just so I know a direction to go.
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's awesome.
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I know a direction to go to see like this is more like missing school completely for the day or like missing a class just generally You know, the list is not specific enough for me to say either way.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay fair enough Oh 10 best excuses for missing class by 30 year 34-year-old top 10's on tour flout by the show me funeral Show me funeral number four a family member died or easy
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have funeral, but that's no.
• 8:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's unbelievable.
• 8:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: One of the positive sides to somebody that you love dying.
• 8:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to go up in this class.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, at least I can miss math class and not feel guilty.
• 8:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't have to do geometry.
• 8:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did Vanessa Bier's Jewish boy write this list?
• 8:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, missing class, uh, oh, man.
• 8:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a swing and a miss sports.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Never.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, they don't know about that yet.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Field trip.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Field trip.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wouldn't consider going on a field trip missing class.
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're not in class.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have to turn on missing it because it's not happening.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess that's true.
• 9:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: On a field trip, the field becomes the class.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm just trying to think of like, so far that two we have are like real actual excuses and not like fun excuses.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I figured there may be a... Two trips, not a bad guess.
• 9:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: It does not appear on the list.
• 9:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's fair.
• 9:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is two strikes for Jordan or one strike for Jordan.
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, that's right.
• 9:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was my first.
• 9:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: One for Jordan, two for Gage.
• 9:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm putting myself in the listmaker's head.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm thinking if you're, they would, you're 34 year old British man.
• 9:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're 34 years old.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Remembering one shot to make it big on the internet?
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: School assembly.
• 9:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: School assembly.
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: They bring a karate guy to school.
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You get to miss sure.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Six to seven.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're talking to a drug teaching you how to go, yo.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Trying to get away from drug addiction is sort of like trying to get away from this, yo, yo.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Every time you throw it away, it comes right back.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't even put it on.
• 9:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't walk the dog of drugs.
• 9:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, school assembly is on a parental list.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Gauge, that's three strikes.
• 10:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you some kind of nerd?
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't know how to miss class.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jordan, how high can you fly?
• 10:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 10:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to think like, is it like, um, I'm trying to put my head in the right space here because like, is it like, perfect weather is a perfect reason to not go to class.
• 10:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I agree with that, but.
• 10:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's a good outside.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Two good of a day to waste on school.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 10:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, like, let's go fake sick.
• 10:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fake.
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: I did the baking sick.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Does not appear on the list.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm really misclassed.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it doesn't appear on the list.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, these seem to be more legitimate.
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're so, okay, I'll say this.
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: The top 10 involves zero lying.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it's the sucks.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: In fact, in fact, the top 15 requires zero lying.
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wait.
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fire drill.
• 11:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fire drill days were great because it's like, sorry, I can't learn about it.
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm just talking about it.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I gotta take it outside of the school.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: I gotta practice for when the season's down.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to bring the other class.
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Great.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: A strike three.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's fair.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fire drill.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Does that count as missing class?
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Because class is not happening.
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: We'll go.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what, we'll go 15 to once, since you guys had such a hard time with this list.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 15 is you had a doctor's appointment.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number three was you had an appointment, so I gave you that point, Jordan.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: But number 15 is you had a doctor's appointment.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 14, you forgot which way the school was.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wait.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: and you realize you forgot what you don't know how to get us.
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you don't know how to get that.
• 11:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, forgot which way the school was.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're not intended to attend yet, though.
• 11:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 13, you had a coupon to Taco Bell that was about to expire.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: It can wait after school, no it can't.
• 12:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 12?
• 12:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm being honest with you, I really like that.
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because that's just like, number 12.
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the energy you guys were trying to capture.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 12, you didn't care.
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: So lying gets pushed way below the top 10.
• 12:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 11, you forgot where the class was.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: So second trial of attending school.
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where is the door to school is and over the classes?
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who is this person afflicted with amnesia?
• 12:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: This roaming little idiot who can't remember.
• 12:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: But number 10, this is when the list begins in earnest.
• 12:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number 10, you had cramps.
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 12:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: My life in three words, you had cramps.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number nine, you had to babysit.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, they probably mean, okay.
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm realizing they probably mean period cramps.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought I would do like bad Charlie horse.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what the hell?
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 12:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would have had a banana too long.
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Go sit and glass.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number nine, you had to babysit.
• 12:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number eight, during there was there was too much traffic.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's fair.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number seven, you had to work.
• 13:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 13:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number six, carving down.
• 13:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, we got labor laws for kids.
• 13:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we're not doing kid factories anymore.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: That that coal is not going to mind itself.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number six.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do a thousand.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just return Amazon packages now.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they probably don't even need the money.
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: They can close the minds.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 13:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: They give me that 15% off every time.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: And they're like, please buy something from my store.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Please, you only have to pay for all of it.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: They do, and they do in school buses in the UK.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think they do, I think they do, they just do Charlie.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: They do Charlie's.
• 13:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think they do Charlie's.
• 13:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number five, you were out of town, once I was out of state for a wedding and so were my cousins once.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we missed school for a couple of days and we lied to our teachers so they didn't have to take care of family.
• 13:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's you and it totally worked.
• 13:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.
• 13:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Unbelievable.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number four, a family member died or is ill.
• 13:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number three, you had an appointment.
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's pretty much the only reason I missed school.
• 13:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number two, your alarm didn't go off.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Number one, you're sick.
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you're sick, can't go to school, simple as that.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I would count sick and doctor's appointment.
• 14:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: As this, I was never allowed to just be sick.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was always like, well, we got to at least got our urgent care and check it out.
• 14:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: I definitely was a acoustic sick, unverified sick.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you all have some in my life?
• 14:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you all have a favorite illness to actually get, because you could miss school and feel okay?
• 14:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: My most pink guy any time pink guy came around and I was like hell yeah dude, I'm just gonna play video games all day.
• 14:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was I was a strep throat once a year boy for a while.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: 100% but I hated strep.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: I hated it until the antibiotics kicked in, but it was, I can't go to school for three days.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that's 24 hours, you feel great.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's awesome.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love this.
• 14:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've always gotten a spring fever about once a year.
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And when I was a student in school, I would pretend that I had it about four times a year.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and when I was really little, my mum used to work at an uh, optometrist office in the mall.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so she would take me up to the mall and I would just roam around solo.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's dude.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Malls used to be so sick.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I would always get in trouble with the mall cop like where's your parent?
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: She works here at home.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I got really good at dodging the cops.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I once got a Sunburn so bad at Hawaiian Falls that I had to miss school because I was so embarrassed by the amount of skin shedding from my shoulder a little flakey.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I would sit in my chair in class and have to like brush it off and I texted my mom.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, please pick me up.
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I cannot do this anymore.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: There was, I think it was most years of middle school.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like probably three summers in a row that it was just like the beginning of summer that like schools out pool party that we had.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it was like, just go out there, no sunscreen.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, get burnt to hell.
• 15:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just a purple sun burn.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then you're good for the summer.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Help me share the choice today.
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not sure I'm very many dermatologists would agree with that decision.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they're not real, so that's true.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have never seen one.
• 16:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, that's the sound that indicates we're heading into the hedgehog zone with two chunks in a hunt presents to him and presents wild hogs to start us off and this is very important to me.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: In honor of our best is show, I would like if you would please describe for me and remind
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: same name.
• 16:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I chose a different image.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Give me Jeff the hedgehog.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.
• 16:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And by the way, just in case you're like, what the actual F is happening here?
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is a game where my friends blindly described to me a Sonic the Hedgehog OC someone on the internet has created and they
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm having a zoom out Dr.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Strange Astral Project at my body moment.
• 17:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: You remember when our podcast used to be about stuff?
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we're going to watch a movie and talk about it.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think any podcast that specifically is about one type of media eventually reaches a point where they're like, well,
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've done a lot of the best ones.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: What if we just kind of looked at Google Images for a little bit?
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and that was our show.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: We did a hedgehog segment.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, give me Jeff the hedgehog.
• 17:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And honor of Mr.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Props himself.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not related.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do want to say, I want to be very, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jeff the hedgehog is purple.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK. Just for just for my own state of mind,
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: This one does, okay.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: This one's just an image.
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wait.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nope.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's a bio.
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, hold on.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't read it.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't read it till we're done.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just wanted to know.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to read that loud.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I am enjoying myself.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is it full of cuss words?
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nope.
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think Jeff the hedgehog is like a forced green.
• 18:23
  [UNKNOWN]: Okay.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: So the thing about the purple Jeff the hedgehog is that he does have a backwards cap on and cool sunglasses, fingerless gloves and a Marshall weapon of some sort not a range weapon he has to be in proximity to swinging attack with this, but he does have some sort of like a sword or like maybe a big wrench or something.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I think Jeff the hedgehog has a wrist flutch and again.
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he always knows what it's like.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Glock a clock.
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Nice, that's good.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Good, that's pretty good.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think he's got those really thin sunglasses, like, if you ask somebody in the 80s, what the future will look like, you know what I'm talking about?
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, like, he on a Reeves little one band.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: These are sunglasses.
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Huh.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jeans.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me pause here and say that one person has, we'll call it half a point.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's interesting.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think he's wearing a denim jacket.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Interesting.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Here's what I'll say about Jeff the hedgehog.
• 19:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: You, you can see his fangs.
• 19:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: as he either smiles or grimaces or makes a mean, like a scary face.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe growls intimidatingly.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can see these hedgehog things.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're thinking, like, Jeffrey Domber, the hedgehog?
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, is this Jeffrey Domber, the hedgehog?
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's sort of like Jeffrey Domber, the hedgehog.
• 19:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: What if that was a bit on this website?
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, they're just baking hedgehogs out of here.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: You look killer.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sonic Wayne, Gacy.
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, this one, this is knuckles will expooth.
• 20:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ooh, firefighter.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hitchhawk has a job.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: He works somewhere.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Where does he work?
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: He works.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, fire to fire somewhere.
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the fire.
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: He works at the fire.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um, Jeff, the hedgehog is an astronaut.
• 20:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: He works at NASA.
• 20:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.
• 20:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Picture incoming of Jeff, the hedgehog.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody got the job correct.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: The half a point does go to doge.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not a backwards app, but it is a hat.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's Jeff the hedgehog coming to your phone right now.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're so you're alert.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whoa, this is great.
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jeff the hedgehog's work.
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: He works at Sonic.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, he does.
• 21:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: He tell a little bit about Jeff the hedgehog.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's Jeff.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's a brown hedgehog and eats pancakes with blueberries in it.
• 21:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: He works just like me for real.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: He works at eight to five job at the Sonic.
• 21:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Five blocks down the street from Jerry's bait shop.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: He loves collecting weird rocks and other trinkets.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's pretty chill.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Draw what you think he looks like.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: So this was like an art submission from somebody who was like, this is my interpretation of your, they got a joke.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jerry, Jerry's bait shop.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know the place is a weird ally, Lerick.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is it?
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it is from Albuquerque.
• 21:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, wow.
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whoa.
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: What a pool.
• 21:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I used to have every word of that song memorized.
• 22:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's what?
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to pretend I knew that.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was a Google search for it.
• 22:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Was it?
• 22:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: What a weird pool.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, doge, you get to give me the next name of our next hog.
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK. All right.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: And make it good.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: What about a try?
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I always do.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Make it good.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Always do Here, I'm gonna give gauge.
• 22:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna give you two options.
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay, okay, okay, and you that way you can get a hand on the ball Never as you always Because you're not gonna win this because you don't you can't sniff the hogs the way I tell you I'm bad under pressure You can't tap into the hog stream the way that does
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: you're not, you can't enter the hog of Earth's the way that I made it to.
• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, keeping with us, Survivor theme, you guys know how much I love Dr. Christian, brochacho, he biggie.
• 22:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 22:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we can't say Christian, the hedgehog, which I think might give us some fun Christ themed accessories.
• 23:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's also a really big,
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: banner ad for a quiz that says which Potter character are you on the top 10s.com and we can't say Ron the hedgehog after Ron weasley his photo is on my screen right now.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's see Ron the hedgehog.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Show me Ron the hedgehog.
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's probably good because Christian the hedgehog mostly comes up with something called Christian and the hedgehog boys.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then a bunch of very religious hedgehog imagery.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Some of them would belong on like a vote of candle, probably.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think Christian who the hedgehog boys is like a, is like an adjacent podcast, but they just do sonic stuff and then you talk about wild movies.
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hogs.
• 23:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: It could be okay.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're about to have a couple of options that I'm going to try and figure out.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Google image search of Ron the hedgehog does come up with quite a bit of just sort of Ron Jeremy famous 90s porn star.
• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: just kind of like doing things.
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just hanging out.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got a safe search on.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, you know, is it because you, is it because you have the word hog in your search?
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're on a slow slide lately.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: But hedgehog and clothes.
• 24:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: So it has to search the whole word.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's actually probably.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think you have a couple good on that.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what they call them on said.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: The hedgehog.
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: No change at all to the Google Preserve results.
• 24:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take Ronald the hedgehog.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, we've got a couple runs.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: We've got a couple runs.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: So give me Rupert Grint the hedgehog.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've got here's the thing.
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've got two options, and I really do like them both.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: But we are, so we've got Ron the bat.
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: who is just sort of like, oh, if they took, what's it?
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rouge, the bat, Rouge, if they took all female identifying characteristics away from Rouge, the bat, and then gave them scars, that's just run the bat.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's a bad attitude.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are just, you've run the hedgehog, and I'll say this.
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: This, just to give you an idea of kind of a direction to start walking.
• 25:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is John on paper by hand, looks like probably some crayola markers.
• 25:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, thank goodness.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's actually pretty good.
• 25:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: OK, that was my question, is if it was a good drawing.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's actually pretty good.
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, Ron, the hedgehog is a bright orange.
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: OK. Hmm.
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what they want you to think.
• 25:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's blue.
• 25:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: He looks a lot like Sonic.
• 25:36
  [UNKNOWN]: OK.
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I think Ron is wearing a, uh, like a leather jacket, but also has Mickey Mouse white gloves.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's great.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: The Sonic have gloves like that.
• 25:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: He does, Sonic does have gloves like that.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Interesting, because Ron does it.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ron has a gauntlet, like a piece of a medieval night armor and a sword, because I think they used that Sonic in the black night game as a reference for this drawing.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 26:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I think he does have sunglasses.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: And black pants.
• 26:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK. Can you both do me a favor and get your heads out of your asses?
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And tap into the hog stream, please.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he bowed enough, playing around.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't have Mickey Mouse gloves and is also not wearing a gauntlet.
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I'm out, no more ideas.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I change everything.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, probably good.
• 26:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I change everything.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's yellow.
• 26:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's flying.
• 26:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's absorbed the power of the chaos and he has gone super run.
• 26:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think run has
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: a wizard hat on like the old man hat and a wooden staff okay okay is a gun sure he's flying and he has a gun okay and he has an emerald in one of his hands
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: A big chunky motorcycle like black boots for how often gun is guessed.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think we've only ever had like one with a gun He has an earring.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, like a hoop or like a stud I'm not telling you.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna copy.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I need to know Yeah, I think he has a dangly cross earring Okay, sorry.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like an F boy parted hedgehog hair
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that would make any sense with, like, correct guess about the wizard's hat.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, um, yeah, you can't see it.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I'm going to guess he's wearing, like, Nike shocks or some other sort of 90s tennis she has a vest on.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think I think it's time to reveal Ron the hedgehog and just let it be known that you two have both tied at zero.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's fair.
• 28:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Today we guess every option today.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, tap into the Ron stream the hog stream the Ron hog coming to your phones right now is run.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: The hedgehog.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whoa.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ron comes to us by way of the, like in terms of, generally, 2000s, punk and scossing.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's got cameo pants and fingerless gloves with some sort of red flair to them seems like maybe he's got some pocket square stuff in there to create some sort of.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, cuff on those gloves.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: He does have a black touch.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't t-shirt.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I believe it's a red tie over a black shirt, which is really like he was printed on there.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, I think I think the tie exists, because I think you can see it sort of loose.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's got red hair fan, a little bit
• 29:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they give all goth vibes a little bit the best.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, pretty cool.
• 29:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: These camouflage patchwork pants are very well done.
• 29:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, I'm telling, it's a pretty decent drawing.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a very well done drawing.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think there's a chance that Ron is actually who put in the submission for the top 10s that when a funeral happens, he loves to skip loves.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Ron loves funeral.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's super at the funeral.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: He loves him.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's two chunks in a hunt presents, Tim Allen presents, Wild Hogs.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's our game.
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks for playing, thanks for losing.
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: We love a good hog around here, and to keep the hog lights on, let's make a little money.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Keep us in hogs, please.
• 29:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go to shout-outs.
• 29:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: We got to keep us in your hogs.
• 29:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Keep us in your hogs.
• 29:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Keep it secret, keep it safe, keep it in your hog.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's sort of how we do it around here most of the time we do shadow announcements.
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, do me a favor, huge favor.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, pretty easy.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Listen to Imagine Dungeons.
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's whatever you're listening to this on, it's there also.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just go get it.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's our actual play D&D podcast, and it's a ton of fun, and we, I was gonna say, I think you'll like it.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know you'll like it.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: You'll like it.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I hear you say, and like, hey, I'm not a nerd.
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like to pretend.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: You aren't, I don't like Dungeons and Dragons.
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: You might think, you're gonna like it.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: You might think, oh, there's no way imagine Dungeons has hogs, but... Oh, there's a big hog.
• 30:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we got a big, a young hog.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: You can't even imagine the size of this hog.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, we got hogs.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so don't, don't rest assured.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: don't get attested.
• 31:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got hogs.
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: So check that out.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also, make sure you share this podcast with somebody you love.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's nothing better than grown up by a warm fire podcast in hand with a loved one.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: So do that.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: So do it.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: You could listen to us as you go to sleep.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know a lot of people listen to podcasts to stay fall asleep.
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys do ever could never.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't imagine.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't imagine.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know a lot of people do that though.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Gage, you seem like a TV or more you sleep guy to me.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely not.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I couldn't do it.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you didn't seem like that to me.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, you got TV on my face.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's just energy.
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's just my vibe, though.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now, I have pretty wicked insomnia, and so I have to eliminate all potential distractions.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hit a body bag.
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: From insomnia.
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Remember that?
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good movie.
• 31:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was a decent, I was a decent patino.
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, let's go back to the show.
• 32:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're back to the show.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's survivor time.
• 32:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have two distinct thoughts about this episode.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tell me them both technically three.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, let's make it to point.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hang on.
• 32:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're in charge.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: We get to pick the rules.
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: My first thought is the right person went home.
• 32:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, I'm thrilled about that elimination.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Only two left to get rid of the hypocrisy alliance and then we can move on with the actual gameplay.
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I hope that we just boom, boom, boom, boom, and then call it a day.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody say, way, how?
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I, here's my two real thoughts.
• 32:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm actually shocked at how much I like this twist.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: The twist is, I actually, despite who brought the twist, who I do not care for.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I actually think it's a pretty good twist.
• 32:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a fun escalation of the game.
• 32:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that the fact that it worked definitely plays in its favor, because if it didn't work, it would have been a bunch of stupid buildup for literally nothing.
• 32:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm glad it worked.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure they probably would have figured out a way to make it work no matter what, because please only do this once.
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is only fun because it's season 50.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't do a coin flip double the pot thing.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I will say the way that Devin's like seeded the elimination before he S-E-E not C-E-D the way he's seeded the elimination the like way he wanted the vote to go before he stood up by saying like I mean If I flip it and I get it, it's probably you you caused a lot of ruckus with me.
• 33:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: It allowed enough for everybody around him to hear that
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're unbelievable.
• 33:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was so good.
• 33:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Devon's is always gonna do the most ridiculous thing, and I appreciate that.
• 33:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm very much.
• 33:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that his journey management is terrible.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Everything else is like a, he's at a camera now.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I do.
• 33:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, dude.
• 33:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, he's just trying to make the most interesting episode of TV.
• 33:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, he's really like, he's not trying to make these people still like me.
• 33:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Three episodes so far this season, he has done the most interesting possible thing.
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's a pretty decent record.
• 34:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would also argue that this twist only works because Devans is in the game.
• 34:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would say it would probably work if Christian was in the game as well.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Somebody else would have gone for it besides Devans.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: If Devans wasn't there, I think they probably would have forced it to happen.
• 34:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think there's no way they let them pass it by.
• 34:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think there's no way that,
• 34:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, I got my conspiracy goggles on a little bit.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: There is no chance.
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think Rizzo says it, too.
• 34:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, there is no chance this coin flip was gonna fail.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know, Mr. B's being like, sorry guys.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: But that's what I'm saying.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm devins, I'm absolutely taking that because you know that they brought Mr.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast on and invested all that money for a reason.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's no way they're going to let you fail.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if I'm prepared to say like the coin was rigged or something, but I feel like they had some confidence that it was going to win.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: There would be some sort of like, well, you didn't get the Mr.
• 34:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Beast double double the pot, but there's another opportunity in three weeks.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like there was a plan B, if the jury is cool.
• 35:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Devon's could give Seria run for her money at the end because of the resume.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: He has built this season as so interested.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, dude.
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, you know, she's got to be on the lookout for that.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Especially if his speech is like my, my, my game was a celebration of everything survivor can be right.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I came out here in one of the place survivor fully.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: You say if the jury is cool, are, are the two of you opposed to bitter juries?
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that it is,
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a part of me that I understand that jury management is part of the game and you want to make sure the jury is not mad But I think that the the fastest way to make a jury based television show completely uninteresting is to let better juries become the norm because then I
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're no longer celebrating game play.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're only celebrating who you like the most and I understand that's valid I'm not saying that's an invalid way to play, but there's nothing worse than when a jury looks at somebody who outplayed them and made them look like a fool And they're like well, I don't want to give you a money because I look stupid because of you
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think my argument against that for survivors specifically is that if you're in control of the whole game, you're choosing who's on the jury.
• 36:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, if you decide to keep Jonathan around forever, that is on you directly for now.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not true, though.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: You start split tribes.
• 36:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not in charge of the whole way through.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can only really start to have say in who's on the jury once the jury starts being formed.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess that's fair, especially since
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if Devon says had any control this.
• 36:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I don't have a valid day.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, people looking at Russell Hands and being like, you're such an asshole, I'm not going to vote for you.
• 36:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think that's fine.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: But when somebody like Devin's who, like, Devin's is a good dude who wants to place your eye for hard.
• 36:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then it would be like, you made me mad.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's so right.
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like if Jonathan had to vote right now, he would vote against Devin's because Devin's was just being too showy when he was not that honest.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not a trauma over you.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the same.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that if...
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I was on the island, and obviously I only see what the editors give us.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I think every one thinks that they are in her top two allies.
• 37:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Every time she plays, dude.
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so that is just really, really tough to beat.
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And my mind, especially when every time something good happens, the devins can't help themselves but being like, I'm going to go brag to the person who got screwed from my decision.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I do.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think devins can win because of his journey management.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I would rather see someone win anyway.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: But like, what's going to happen next episode?
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is my prediction.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: The episode starts.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Devons is going to physically pull out his idol and dangle it in front of Joe and what's his name?
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jonathan.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jonathan?
• 38:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Probably.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I've got a real one now.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, for sure.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Probably true.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.
• 38:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I might find a point.
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I made 1.5.
• 38:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's two, Jeff thanking Mr.
• 38:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast for coming out to their little game.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: is the most embarrassing thing he's ever said and I'm gonna give him this for some wrap.
• 38:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that there's a chance that he was being like false modest in like a silly way, but something about the flavor of this season it just read as like rolling over and showing Mr.
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast's belly and that's so embarrassing.
• 38:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, he also did it like four times.
• 38:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, there's a desperation vibe about this season of, like, please, please, like, survivor.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Displaced this show.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's embarrassing, repulsed by that.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I physically recoiled into Lake Houch.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: How do we feel?
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Speaking of disgusting repulsive.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: How do we feel about the survivor auction?
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I always love the survivor auction.
• 39:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's always a ten for me.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Always.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Always a ten.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do it every season.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Please.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did like Aubrey Happily eating the grubs.
• 39:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought that was funny.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 39:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was awesome.
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's so fun.
• 39:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, Rizzo's gameplay I think should be studied.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: He brings nothing to the table.
• 39:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: He helps with nothing.
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't do anything, and yet twice in a row, he has managed to get in with a good alliance and make him's a valuable.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think it's gotta be because he's fun.
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: That has to, yeah.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: His main export has to be like,
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't I can't without Rizzo because he keeps me sane and that's a great skill set to bring to server.
• 39:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it is.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like, he knows just at all, but it's so funny that it's like, Rizzo, he doesn't help around camp.
• 39:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rizzo everybody on the island knows Rizzo's a picky eater when it was like, grub time, everybody was like, well, Rizzo's not doing that.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they just, yeah.
• 40:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no, I like that.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he does kind of accidentally give good advice to the other players, the like, don't play like you're going to lose.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I mean, he's got the right mindset.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look, the longer I watch Brazil play, the more I'm like, dude, you're so annoying, but I respect it so much.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think that I think that,
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, if you hang out with Reza, if you go get a drink at a bar with Reza, you probably have a great time.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that if you're on the island, I totally see not wanting to get rid of him because he brings good vibes.
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: But watching him play is so frustrating because it's like, why are you keeping him?
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 40:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You could also, at least I could kind of tell in this episode that they cut maybe 10 minutes of Mr.
• 40:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Beast talking, because, yes, yeah, you didn't say anything.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: The very hard cuts from Mr.
• 40:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Beast.
• 40:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: That makes me feel like the rumors of a beastless edit of this episode are true.
• 40:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that, like, there was a hurried reed at it after, because they gave Zach Brown so many confessional and gave Mr.
• 41:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Beast absolutely zero.
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank God.
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank God.
• 41:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: But it feels very much like a response to them being like, oh, people didn't like our Zach Brown episode.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we'll just see 10 minutes of Jeff being like, the Beast Games is actually way better than what we're doing.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, our show actually sucks compared to your show, Mr.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Beast.
• 41:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, man.
• 41:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And also, what is going on with them, continuing to call him Jimmy?
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who, who is Jimmy?
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who calls him?
• 41:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is, this season is such a pendulum because we'll go from an episode that's like, this is great.
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: What a celebration of Survivor.
• 41:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is so fun to the like product placement style episodes of like, here's our celebrity guest, or here's our our special endorsement.
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's like, man, like somewhere in the middle would even be okay, right?
• 41:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: But,
• 41:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's just every episode I'm back and forth on whether I love this season or I'm embarrassed by it.
• 41:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's modern survivor in a nutshell.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's fair.
• 41:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: But that's New Era for sure.
• 41:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, the other thing about it is, you know, I don't know who they think they're fooling, whenever production is like OK cast, you do have to clap for our special guests.
• 42:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: You do have to cheer for Applebees.
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, just be a good sport.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: It reminds me of finding Mr. Christmas whenever the boys all have to cheer for whichever hallmark star of the week.
• 42:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 42:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, it's Hellenore.
• 42:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Whoa, I think I almost... Hellenore was the name of, I was about to pull.
• 42:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's great for that.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was the fake.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Was there somebody named Hellenore or are we still tapped into the hogs?
• 42:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think you're streaming the hogs strong.
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're communicating the hogs stream.
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think you've got at least your toes dipped into the hogs stream.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: What am I thinking of now?
• 42:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hang on, what am I thinking of now?
• 42:45
  [UNKNOWN]: Yep.
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: turn guess or is during that in the hoax stream.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's on the hoax stream.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we're in the hoax stream.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 42:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's invited.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I control the I got the lever for the hoax stream, but I'm not.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's the weaver of the web of hog.
• 42:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're but flies in trapped on the hog web.
• 43:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: But flies do we have that flies.
• 43:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Funny dude.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good show.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good podcast.
• 43:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Jeremy.
• 43:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it was Samantha.
• 43:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: We lost it.
• 43:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Some of the best hits the web.
• 43:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Auction prizes.
• 43:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it seems like somebody in production was like they need food.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dude, just let him have food.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like there were so many, there were so many good prizes.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Endless respect for Surries, Boot and Rally mechanic here.
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like it really was the right move for her to be like, I gotta throw up.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, I'm coming back.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna finish the food.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just, I got, I love that.
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love that.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: that that charcuterie board is probably what I would have gone all in for.
• 43:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think there's so many different flavors.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is interesting.
• 43:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, would you guys, because whenever people went all in for the milkshake, I was like, there is zero chance.
• 43:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: zero chance I'm going for anything sweet at all.
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going savory.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely.
• 43:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 43:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would go for sweet if it wasn't.
• 43:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: My stomach is fine with dairy, but you know, two weeks no fine too.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Definitely.
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two weeks no food that milkshake is going to leave me empty or than when I started.
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think if I get the milk and cookies, and I see somebody get the hummus spread that Jonathan got, I'm disappointed that I got milk and cookies.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want a dessert.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want something sweet.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think if I was in my strategy was, I'm gonna try to get two things, half and half.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm fine with getting that, like peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and the like charcuterie board, which you for sure could have done.
• 44:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: sort of like sneakily probably the best.
• 44:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think PB&J would really hit.
• 44:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: You get some protein, get some sugar.
• 44:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: They always give them milk next to it.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that is not perfect.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not perfect.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: The last thing I want hot outside of the island is milk.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think you're thinking that of like this sounds good or like this gives my body the protein that it needs?
• 45:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like are you like fully switching to Jim Bro brain?
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: At that point, definitely.
• 45:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I would have a hard time at that point.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think there's a part of me that would want to be like, this is going to be protein, which will help me in the challenge.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: And this would be carbs which give me energy.
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, there's also a part of me that would be like food.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I just want that.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: I want that pizza so bad.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Devons and onion rings.
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would have been crying.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would have been weak.
• 45:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's true.
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I want them.
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: They usually have like chips and salsa.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I think I would have done some...
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would go for chips and salsa.
• 45:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anytime it's like, any time it's like chips, case-o in a margarita, it's like that margarita would send me to a dude.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or, but at least, lower, but anytime they have a reward that includes wine or beer or liquor, it's like you, I could take us sip and then I have to be done.
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would go to outer space.
• 45:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm scared of alcohol if I'm doing that.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, yes, very much.
• 45:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to do something.
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It gets me sit.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's that guy?
• 45:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: One of the older seasons that guy drank a bunch of camp and then fell asleep in the, they want a porta potty as there is one of their rewards and then he like napped in the porta potty
• 46:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't think it's like a well-known season, but I understand what still do stuff like that.
• 46:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's some of my favorite stuff.
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's overall, it was actually, I had braised myself for a lot worse with Mr.
• 46:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast to be honest.
• 46:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think the twist itself was good.
• 46:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like doubling the prize pot.
• 46:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I actually don't mind leveraging somebody like a Mr.
• 46:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast for help doubling that prize pot, because he gives away a million dollars like candy all the time.
• 46:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's a no-brainer.
• 46:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: partnership.
• 46:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just wish he wasn't there.
• 46:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wish that they were just like in partner.
• 46:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know how they did with Fallon and Billy.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wish it was just like in partnership with Mr.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast.
• 46:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: He has agreed to double the prize pot.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's the reward.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I think that wouldn't bother me as much.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: It just feels like it's like who's this for?
• 46:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like kids that like Mr.
• 46:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast, they're not going to keep watching Survivor after the episode where Mr.
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast is done.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, right.
• 47:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Parents that watch Survivor and Mr.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast with their kids are not going to watch Survivor harder now because Mr.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Beast is there.
• 47:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a little goofy to me, but all in all, the episode ended up pretty good.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love that Stephanie went home.
• 47:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a fan.
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like how she plays the game, but I don't like her outside of the game.
• 47:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm stoked to see Stephanie.
• 47:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hi, Stephanie.
• 47:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hit the, hit the bricks.
• 47:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get Joe and Jonathan out.
• 47:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: One, two points.
• 47:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Give me a double.
• 47:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And get rid of both of them next week.
• 47:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we can finally play survivor.
• 47:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was surprised at how much I'm disliking Joe.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I like Joe and his.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want to be clear that I still like Joe as a person.
• 47:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just, I think that when he has the opportunity to be in a dude bro honor alliance, what comes out of Joe is the guy that wants to play sports, not the guy that wants to play survivor.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're like the just the white night vibe of like, well, I mean, I'm obviously such a good guy that like, you can't just lie to me.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why would you lie to me?
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like every episode of this season.
• 47:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rediscovering that people can lie to him on this show.
• 48:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's like every time it happens, he's like,
• 48:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why would they do that?
• 48:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, oh, he's good.
• 48:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you remember how you lost your last season?
• 48:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because the people were better liars than you, maybe, yeah, learn something.
• 48:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think they're using him in the wrong narrative, like editing lies, because they keep using him to be like,
• 48:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, Devon's is really deceptive and we need to watch out for that.
• 48:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Instead of being like, hey, Devon's is a threat because he has nothing to lose and he's gonna do some crazy things whenever he gets into that.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the threat indicator is correct.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: The read is completely wrong.
• 48:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right, it's because he's lying.
• 48:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: That he's being mean.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, he's Devon's is out here sinning on this island.
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: So we can't trust him.
• 48:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Devon's wins the award for Dasey's like Devon showed up and said dude.
• 48:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm playing like it's my second time playing this game.
• 49:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not playing like it's my first time.
• 49:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to take every opportunity.
• 49:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to jump on every possible flip.
• 49:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I'm here to play survivor and I am loving it.
• 49:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't get enough absolutely.
• 49:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: He feels like he is like, I don't want to come back home and wonder what would have happened if I did.
• 49:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he won't.
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: If he goes, oh no, he won't.
• 49:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: He will have squeezed every drop of juice.
• 49:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he's got an idol, so he shouldn't go home this week.
• 49:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: But yeah, if we're giving out awards, I haven't awarded, I'd like to give out in it is the Iowa Award, given to the Corneus guy.
• 49:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so I'm going to give that to Jonathan for when he gets stressed out being like, Mr. Jeff, oh, God.
• 49:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jonathan is corny.
• 49:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: He gets his outfits from the Hillsong catalogue.
• 49:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: 100% on Jonathan.
• 49:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, too.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so out on Jonathan.
• 49:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jonathan's my only favorite person on the season.
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have an irrational distaste for.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's been a minute actually in a season of survivors.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: There has been somebody who every time they're on my screen.
• 50:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, boo.
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Get that guy out of here.
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not even really being a villain, but he's my wife.
• 50:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, he just sucks.
• 50:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, and I just, I know that Jonathan spins all of his times listening to like Dr. Andrew Huberman talk about, for sure, like testosterone, and he's just like, that's my whole life.
• 50:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's my least favorite kind of, like, brand of person.
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: In the, in the jury, when Devon calls out Stephanie Ferd.
• 50:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: you know, whatever for their like argument, basically.
• 50:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he says, I think Dowdoth protest too much.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love him dude.
• 50:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was, he's bringing the hate rate moment.
• 50:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's great.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's great.
• 50:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: He just wants to make a good episode of TV, which I appreciate.
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think it's not just that though.
• 50:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think he wants to make a good episode of TV, but I also think genuinely he's like, I'm leaving no stone unturned.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm leaving no, there's no alley unexplored on the season of Survivor.
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will go down every path available to me.
• 51:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I will see it to its end.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's certainly, that's certainly a big part of it.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's another big part where I think it is undeniable that he does a lot out of spite.
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh, yeah, for sure.
• 51:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think he is being teotic.
• 51:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't necessarily think Devon's is like, I will probably win by doing this, but I do think he's like, I will outlast Joe Jonathan and Stephanie doing this.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I want him to, yes.
• 51:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think that's his goal.
• 51:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which is, we can't turn it off.
• 51:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wish we'd go back.
• 51:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, we will have one of the best like what final eights in and recent.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, dude.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Spear of, um, of, of that vein.
• 51:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Tiffany is a challenging beast.
• 51:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's a monster.
• 51:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's sitting pretty right now, too.
• 51:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was just like a good shape doing the man.
• 51:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 51:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: She has two immunity wins already.
• 51:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 51:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, and.
• 51:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: her tribe, I could be wrong about maybe one instance here, but her tribe never lost immunity.
• 52:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I think she's, she's quietly like building up a runway to go a lot farther in this game than I think even she expects to do it.
• 52:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's situated really well right now.
• 52:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's, she's in a great spot.
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: How funny is it if she makes final three next to Ozzy and is like, I was the challenge beast of this season.
• 52:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, dude.
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: But here's the thing, I do think they're dangling.
• 52:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do think Ozzy's going to tie that record maybe even break it.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: They keep talking about it, dude.
• 52:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I big deal.
• 52:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't think they'd keep it in the end.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: We didn't.
• 52:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't feel it either.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's gonna happen.
• 52:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 52:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, it's gonna be crazy when Mr. B's show's up and doubles as he's record.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, because no, what you got to understand is that Mr. B's is like, who?
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's doing a gym.
• 52:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Jimmy, sorry.
• 52:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, Jimmy.
• 52:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, yeah, Jimmy's just got this thing about him.
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're like, he's rich and he's the most generous person alive and he's also shredded and hot.
• 53:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care for him hot water again right now.
• 53:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: By the way, I think we talked about it last week, but experiencing some some suits of the lava variety currently.
• 53:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: So James, there we go.
• 53:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two in today's episode.
• 53:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'd like for each of us to say our name and who we hope the next celebrity guest on this season of Survivor might be.
• 53:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: to end things.
• 53:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm Jordan.
• 53:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's just go ahead and get Ellen in here.
• 53:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just while we're getting like sort of generally refiled social media personalities and pop culture personalities, it's gotten just get let's make this Ellen's big comeback.
• 53:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bring her into code Johnson in to get her effect.
• 53:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let him have a party.
• 53:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Play some my chemical romance over top of it.
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: It'll be beautiful.
• 53:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's fantastic, I think it's fantastic.
• 53:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: What you guys don't know, I'm Doge and what you don't know, I've actually been reading the trades and in the trades, there's exclusive previews of the season finale of the season.
• 54:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't say who the final three sitting at final tribal are, but it does say that in a first for the program of survivor, they will not be giving their own speeches.
• 54:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bianca Del Rio is actually going to give the speech to the jury on their behalf.
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, now I actually would like that one.
• 54:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: See, you did a good.
• 54:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: You did a real one.
• 54:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I did a real one.
• 54:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: You could not.
• 54:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let me work on it, Jeff.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 54:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why do my letters, Jeffrey?
• 54:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll give one.
• 54:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll give one for each of you for two chunks for Jordan.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Since you guys are kind of on different wavelengths here, let me stop listening.
• 54:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then I'll tune into the hog stream in a second.
• 54:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: But first for Jordan.
• 54:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dave Chappelle shows up.
• 54:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 54:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: He just, Jeff does a whole bit about how, like,
• 54:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Survivors so hard, everybody so serious, three sweating blood.
• 54:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we brought in some comedic relief from the best comedian of all time.
• 54:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's never done anything problematic.
• 54:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: He loves everybody.
• 54:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's him and Jerry's time felt together.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: uh... huggster here on here on survivor it's usually a fight and in a fight you have to punch so why not punch down with Dave ship hell yeah jerry jerry's got to get out of here because his girlfriend gets out of high school soon to be gonna let him go but why not date down with jerry yeah yeah uh... huggstream uh... final tribal council everyone has to make a commercial promoting themselves with
• 55:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's great.
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's great.
• 55:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I like it.
• 55:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: That does, that is sort of like a drag race round.
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's like a drag race.
• 55:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maxi.
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, dude.
• 55:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: So Uncle Baby Billy, in the finale.
• 55:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, in character as Uncle Baby Billy, please.
• 55:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're going to sing a little jingle about misbehaving on the island.
• 55:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just cartoons smoke coming out of Jonathan's ears.
• 56:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: I thought no.
• 56:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: This show had integrity.
• 56:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: This was a good show.
• 56:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're good guys win.
• 56:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Nobody miss me.
• 56:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Uncle Baby.