Five Stars for Fumbling: The Time I Yelp-Reviewed My Dates (And Got Reviewed Back)

This Escalated Quickly · Aug 1, 2026 · 6m

What starts as a private coping mechanism—giving terrible dates a star rating, Pros/Cons, and a sarcastic one-liner—quickly spirals when one date screenshots Liv's review, posts it, and attaches their own critique of her. In this monologue Liv walks listeners through why she began ‘reviewing’ humans (part comic relief, part emotional triage), reads the funniest and most embarrassing sample entries aloud, and narrates the exact moment her harmless spreadsheet became a social media mess. Expect raw, self-deprecating confessions, sardonic hot takes about review culture and oversharing, and a…