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DLHS Hour 3 | Comedian Bruce Bruce joins DLHS crew · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show you a twenty twenty five editions could
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  Speaker 2: be twenty six editions. In case you are going to
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  Speaker 2: be in where the hell am I at? H? I
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  Speaker 2: will be in Toledo, ohiosurg uh.
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  Speaker 1: Sndy, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Never mind, Junior's got it. No, I was just kidding.
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  Speaker 4: I used to get teased all the time by the
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  Speaker 4: teacher who would say, never end a sentence with the preposition.
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  Speaker 4: So you said, where am I at?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Behind it?
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  Speaker 1: I don't eat you and your intellectual jokes are just dumb.
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  Speaker 1: That's matter.
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  Speaker 2: So if I guess Meta and Instagram got sued and
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  Speaker 2: they lost. They lost, and I said that it's not
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  Speaker 2: that popular.
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  Speaker 3: Who's not that popular?
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  Speaker 2: Meta and Meta and Instagram? I think people don't like that.
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  Speaker 2: I think that they land dead to get them. I
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  Speaker 2: think that they wanted to get I really do think.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that kind of a parenting thing? I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: think so kind to me. I guarantee if it was
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  Speaker 2: black or brown kids, they wouldn't be getting. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: definitely a p Don't you have some level of responsibility for.
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  Speaker 3: I think so absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: I think Yeah, I was going to say, I know
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  Speaker 4: even here in California, they're considering passing a law that
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  Speaker 4: you cannot have a social media account unless you're.
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  Speaker 3: Over the age of sixtys.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's great.
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  Speaker 3: They've passed it in other countries.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's great, But I also think it takes
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  Speaker 2: you know, whenever something happens in Ocupy, they go, where
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  Speaker 2: were the parents out right?
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  Speaker 1: So where were the parents at no?
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  Speaker 4: I agree, I mean there's something right now. There's some
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  Speaker 4: things that you can't control because you know, kids will
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  Speaker 4: be kids. You know, you sneak out of your house,
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  Speaker 4: and some things that your parents can't control. But I
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  Speaker 4: think you definitely have a responsibility to make sure and
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  Speaker 4: follow what your kids are doing. You know who they're
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  Speaker 4: talking to, what they're up to.
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  Speaker 2: That's all your response because in the end, you don't
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  Speaker 2: have to get them a phone. You don't ID man,
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  Speaker 2: it's hard to block it is.
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  Speaker 4: It's very hard because if you don't have one, if
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  Speaker 4: your kids don't have one, a friend at.
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  Speaker 2: School, okay, but but then that means that you've done
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  Speaker 2: everything you can to make sure you but there you out,
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  Speaker 2: you've done everything you can.
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  Speaker 1: There you go obviously flee. You can't stop kids from
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  Speaker 1: being kids.
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  Speaker 2: But but when I first heard this, I'm like that
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  Speaker 2: that girl when I heard some of the evidence, she
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  Speaker 2: had a lot of problems for Instagram, And I think
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  Speaker 2: a lot of these things, you know, really comes down
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  Speaker 2: to obviously there's some culpability, but you there's for from
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  Speaker 2: the from you know, social media platform, but also from
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  Speaker 2: the parents too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, please all allow social media to raise your children raisars.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, yeah, he was just the purple dudes.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how bad things are? Like I think
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  Speaker 2: I was reading this today. We are the Department of
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  Speaker 2: the Treasury says that we're in solving.
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  Speaker 1: That means that we're we're in solvent.
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  Speaker 3: We broke.
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  Speaker 2: We're broke where we have a thirty nine trillion dollar
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  Speaker 2: deficit that is one hundred and twenty percent of our
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  Speaker 2: gross domestic product.
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  Speaker 1: Virtually, we're in solving.
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  Speaker 2: Now we can we can still keep printing and borrowing money,
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  Speaker 2: but at really high rates and as currently constructed, it
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  Speaker 2: would take decades to do to undo what's happening. Our
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  Speaker 2: munitions are at are low, it would take decades to
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  Speaker 2: replenish them. The Strategic oil Reserve is at a forty
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  Speaker 2: year low. Gas and groceries are spiking, Unemployment is rising,
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  Speaker 2: we are in a war with no reason or end
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  Speaker 2: or end. And Donald Trump's been on the empteen list
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  Speaker 2: thirty eight thousand times.
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  Speaker 3: Is there anything good going on?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I just I was just airports. Airports are crowded.
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  Speaker 2: We have another government shutdown. Airports are crowded and or
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  Speaker 2: and because of the government shut down, are less safe.
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  Speaker 2: Are the our skies are safe? That's safe?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, also over ruled with ice at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So, I think Donald Trump's presidence has been so
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  Speaker 2: disastrous they should America should never be able to elect
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  Speaker 2: another white dude.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: We've done, ladies and gentlemen. I don't get a chance
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  Speaker 2: to say this Offen. This is truly one of my
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  Speaker 2: favorite human beings.
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  Speaker 1: For the first year.
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  Speaker 2: The man is who is reponsible for taking me the
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  Speaker 2: cracker barrel for the very first time.
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  Speaker 1: Man, when it comes to when it comes to country
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  Speaker 1: eating food, food that.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't good for your hends.
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  Speaker 1: Puts your hands together for.
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  Speaker 2: The one and only, Bruce, Bruce, how you doing, baby boy?
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  Speaker 5: How you doing? Brother? Everything?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not good at you. It's good to see you, man.
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  Speaker 2: You all right, get to talk y'allan you all right, man?
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  Speaker 5: I am well, I am will so.
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  Speaker 1: I am very excited.
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  Speaker 2: You know, there are very few people who I'm actually
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  Speaker 2: almost excited for them as I would be for me.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm very excited that Netflix and the world in
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  Speaker 2: general is getting ready to see what we've known for
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  Speaker 2: decades and that you have your you finally. I think
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  Speaker 2: this is your first Netflix special.
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  Speaker 5: Right, absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: And what is what's what's the name of it?
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  Speaker 5: It's called.
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  Speaker 1: And you never are?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 1: You you what'd your shooting at?
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  Speaker 7: I shot in Chicago at the VIC Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Man, really so so all these years, man, finally right,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the cream a rise.
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  Speaker 1: To this out?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: So what are some of the things you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: on the special?
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  Speaker 7: Why talk about families? Talk about my wife, talk about
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  Speaker 7: every day living. It's funny, man, it's really good. People
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  Speaker 7: always ask me why it took so long, because I
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  Speaker 7: wanted to perfect it. I wanted to be right. I
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  Speaker 7: just didn't want to go people here and go, uh.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you had to deal for a long time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you had to deal for a long time. You take
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  Speaker 2: it off, and so it took me so long that
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  Speaker 2: you want to perfect you?
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, plus you didn't need the money. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: mean we will serve.
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  Speaker 2: We work all the time, Yes, we do. Every time
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  Speaker 2: I'm somewhere, you always need to come and I get
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  Speaker 2: ready to go.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Do you still love doing comedy as what you always did?
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  Speaker 5: I did. I still love it if I started yesterday.
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  Speaker 7: I still enjoy traveling, I still enjoy doing comment, feeling joy,
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  Speaker 7: dealing with people I don't think I ever get.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what's so funny? I want the best
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  Speaker 2: one of the best times I've ever had with me,
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  Speaker 2: and you can will do it there. I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: had so much fun. Oh yeah on the bus and
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't kidding. You took me the cracker wheel for
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  Speaker 2: the first I was like, what is this?
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  Speaker 1: It's white people cracker barrel?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, you said all the black people and the
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  Speaker 7: pictures are not about.
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  Speaker 5: Like.
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  Speaker 2: Those are my two late least favorite thing crackers and
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  Speaker 2: barrels together, those are my two of my least favorite things.
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  Speaker 5: I know, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: I have a great crew on the road, a great crew,
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  Speaker 2: and I think somebody who rivals my crew is George.
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  Speaker 2: The men that I think just good dudes, crows, you
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  Speaker 2: know you and earthquake are dudes that I've seen first.
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  Speaker 2: I've always loved you all, but did I've seen get
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  Speaker 2: his specials that I'm just as happy for them.
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  Speaker 1: As I wasn't. I'm not quite as happy, but almost
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  Speaker 1: as happy.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you know the guy who's got working for me, man,
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  Speaker 7: they f it was with me a long time and
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  Speaker 7: I made my son, my baby.
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  Speaker 5: Bought my road manager. So he's been doing it really
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  Speaker 5: really good job.
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  Speaker 7: And I have a nephew working for me now, and
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  Speaker 7: I have my friend's son working for me now. So
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  Speaker 7: you know, I'll just keep them busy.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Hell, ain't nobody sleeping. We all get ready to
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  Speaker 1: get them and go.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody's coming, absolutely, I don't want about to wake it up.
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  Speaker 5: Hey can you send me some Can you send me
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  Speaker 5: five hundreds? Tho you can work for it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you what do you love the most
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  Speaker 1: about what you do?
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  Speaker 5: I love just making people happy?
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  Speaker 2: Man, Do you ever like what do you think is
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  Speaker 2: the most difficult part of what you do?
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  Speaker 7: The most difficult part is dealing with our people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: and dealing with our people. And you sold our shows
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  Speaker 7: and then it's a money problem. That's the difficult part, right,
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  Speaker 7: That's when they see another side of me they never seen.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we know that. No, we know
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Think straight off.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think you're fooling anybody. You So we
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  Speaker 2: had to name you twice so we.
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  Speaker 5: Know who you are absolutely man.
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  Speaker 7: Win is the special Air, the special Air of March
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  Speaker 7: third of this year, and it was.
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  Speaker 5: It was in the top ten for two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Good.
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  Speaker 7: It was the top three and then went to five
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  Speaker 7: minute went the top ten. So it's doing really well.
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  Speaker 2: Good man, Bruce, Bruce, I ain't playing any stamn show,
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  Speaker 2: ain't man always good difference?
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  Speaker 1: Keep you well, man, and I see you out there
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  Speaker 1: pretty soon.
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  Speaker 5: Many Man's love all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Take care, baby boy, love you man, love me back.
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  Speaker 2: And now it's time to find somebody and give them
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  Speaker 2: the shoe Booty of.
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  Speaker 1: The Week award.
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  Speaker 6: And now it's time for the shoe Booty the Week Award. Alright, alright, alright.
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  Speaker 8: Donald Shrump Devilman is an American politician, media personality, and
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  Speaker 8: businessman who served as the forty fifth and forty seventh
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  Speaker 8: President of the United States.
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  Speaker 6: I am the convid one.
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  Speaker 8: He is the only president to be impeached twice and
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  Speaker 8: indicted in the nation's two hundred and thirty four year history.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna go viral with this one.
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  Speaker 8: So why is the Manja Diny this week's recipient of
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  Speaker 8: the Shoe Booty of the Week Award?
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  Speaker 9: Again he is a bad, bad man, well because he's
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  Speaker 9: Donald Trump. Recently, the Confused Confucius confused former Senior Consul
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  Speaker 9: Kellyanne Conway with Press Secretary Caroline Levitt. No Lord, he
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  Speaker 9: went on about how great and fierce Kelly Ann was
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  Speaker 9: whilst standing next to Caroline. The problem was Kellyanne Conway
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  Speaker 9: wasn't there.
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  Speaker 8: He went on to say his father was born in
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  Speaker 8: the UK, but it was actually his mother. Mixing up
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  Speaker 8: details from the past is an early sign you're a
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  Speaker 8: few French fries short of a happy meal to go.
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  Speaker 8: I got an is he doing a Ronald Reagan preturnding?
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  Speaker 8: He doesn't know anything? I mean, he says he has
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  Speaker 8: the bigger brain. He went to the Wharton School of Finance.
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  Speaker 8: He aced the cognitive test a couple of times.
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  Speaker 6: We're all really impressed. He knows everything.
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  Speaker 8: But asked about bombing schools and killing one hundred and
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  Speaker 8: seventy two children, he says he doesn't know anything about
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  Speaker 8: it determined that was a lie.
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  Speaker 6: Operation epic fury, foolery is a disaster.
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  Speaker 1: But he's a scamp.
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  Speaker 6: He didn't figure through.
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  Speaker 8: He's caused the largest shock to oil and gas prices
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  Speaker 8: in history, one hundred and fifty servicemen injured, and he
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  Speaker 8: tried to conceal and.
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  Speaker 6: Cover it up right to jam right away.
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  Speaker 8: American ships have been hit by Iran, and all he
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  Speaker 8: does is go on like fat White Oprah.
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  Speaker 6: He's a disaster movie, and everyone around him is. We're
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  Speaker 6: afraid of telling him we have incredible threats of drone strikes.
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  Speaker 8: And he's in Kentucky playing speaking spell with the name
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  Speaker 8: Kentucky and reminiscing about the way Obama went down the stairs.
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  Speaker 5: Michelle and I couldn't be prouder.
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  Speaker 8: He ran on being the President of peace and bringing
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  Speaker 8: prices down, But the only thing going down is his
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  Speaker 8: cognitive mind. And that's why the shoes, beauty of the
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  Speaker 8: weak Gord goes too.
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  Speaker 6: Donald, Sure up.
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  Speaker 5: Again, you are fake news.
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  Speaker 8: Now here's a swift kick in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's time for what you need to know with
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  Speaker 2: the one only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 10: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know a
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  Speaker 10: rare sign of progress, perhaps from the Oval Office. Tuesday,
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  Speaker 10: President Trump expressed fresh optimism that the war in Iran
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  Speaker 10: could ensuon, telling reporters that talks are going well and
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  Speaker 10: the US is dealing with the right people in the
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  Speaker 10: Islamic Republic. According to the President, Iran agreed to abandon
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  Speaker 10: its pursuit of nuclear weapons and even offered a significant
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  Speaker 10: gift related to oil and gas. While you wouldn't reveal
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  Speaker 10: the details of that offer, President's tone suggested a major
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  Speaker 10: diplomatic breakthrough could be on the horizon. However, after the
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  Speaker 10: President claimed that Iran agreed to major components of his
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  Speaker 10: peace plan, including giving up their nuclear weapon ambition, Tehran
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  Speaker 10: told mediators that Trump's plan was unacceptable that coming out
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  Speaker 10: of state media, the reality that our nation's airports remains
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  Speaker 10: much more grim. As the partial government shut down continues,
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  Speaker 10: travelers are facing what they're calling epic lines of security checkpoints.
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  Speaker 10: Staffing levels at the TSA get a breaking point after
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  Speaker 10: more than thirty two hundred officers called out Monday alone.
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  Speaker 10: The Department of Homeland Security says over four hundred employees
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  Speaker 10: already quit as they struggle to make ends meet without
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  Speaker 10: a paycheck. Major hubs like Houston are saying wait time
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  Speaker 10: stretch for hours, and so far there's no end in
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  Speaker 10: sight where the budget's stalemate in DC. In the tech world,
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  Speaker 10: a major AI experiment is coming to an abrupt end.
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  Speaker 10: Open ai announced it's shutting down its video creation platform soap.
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  Speaker 10: This comes as Disney reportedly pulled out of a man
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  Speaker 10: of one billion dollar deal with the company. The partnership
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  Speaker 10: would have allowed users to generate videos using characters from Marvel,
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  Speaker 10: Star Wars, and Pixar. Open ais at a specific timeline
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  Speaker 10: for the shutdowns, it's coming soon.
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  Speaker 10: I'm Sybil Wilkes, Be informed, be empowered.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so very much, Sybil Jazminundondon. We on our way.
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  Speaker 1: More than deal. You can show us coming up directly
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  Speaker 1: Todo you will show