Latest / Frightmares / Ep. 142 - One Missed Call (2008)
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- 0:43Speaker 1: Where's the ASMR that just sounds like somebody waiting for
- 0:50Speaker 1: like being annoyed.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Okay, look, the thing with ASMR is, wow, I sound
- 0:54Speaker 2: so loud to me right now, turn me down. I
- 0:59Speaker 2: don't need to hear me this clearly. So the thing
- 1:03Speaker 2: with ASMR is for some people, it's just sounds that work.
- 1:07Speaker 2: For people. Sometimes it's visual things like what people are
- 1:11Speaker 2: doing with their hands. Yeah, there's like a weird amount
- 1:15Speaker 2: of different things that work. And I don't know why,
- 1:17Speaker 2: but that shit makes me so sleepy. I'm just like, oh, yeah,
- 1:20Speaker 2: that's like, yes, please describe to me and I exam
- 1:25Speaker 2: good night.
- 1:26Speaker 1: I don't get it. You tried to show me one
- 1:29Speaker 1: and all I could hear was like this, lady's.
- 1:31Speaker 2: I sound super She did have a spitty voice.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, I'm like, no, I can't say some.
- 1:36Speaker 2: People do that. What I find weird is it's an
- 1:39Speaker 2: ASMR and usually people are talking very low or they're whispering.
- 1:44Speaker 2: And some people will be talking like this and you're like, bro,
- 1:47Speaker 2: that's not relaxing, that's just normal volume. Bring it down.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good on that. I'll just sounds super echoey.
- 1:55Speaker 1: What's ah, it's very echoey. I don't know what's going on.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we're talking about a movie.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Today, not yet, well not yet.
- 2:04Speaker 1: I'm just saying, in a minute, you got a movie
- 2:07Speaker 1: to talk about, but no, we have a whole bunch
- 2:10Speaker 1: of other stuff to talk about. First, of course, there
- 2:12Speaker 1: are movies. Welcome Doe, what is it? Welcome to episode?
- 2:18Speaker 1: I'm your host, Austin Proctor, and that is your other host,
- 2:21Speaker 1: Gabrielle Proctor. Hello, doing ASMR for us terrible? Is there
- 2:28Speaker 1: something you wanted to say at the beginning or what's
- 2:30Speaker 1: going on?
- 2:32Speaker 2: I don't know if they don't have anything horror related,
- 2:34Speaker 2: unless you count getting a tattoo on Friday the thirteenth
- 2:36Speaker 2: horror related, I mean.
- 2:40Speaker 1: Kind of.
- 2:40Speaker 2: I mean the tattoo shop I'm going to is pretty cool.
- 2:45Speaker 2: Apparently last year they did they were playing Terrifier while
- 2:48Speaker 2: they were doing their tattoos. I don't know if they
- 2:50Speaker 2: played other movies. But then they gave everyone a shirt
- 2:54Speaker 2: that was Friday the thirteenth or it was like designed
- 2:58Speaker 2: for the day. Yeah, but it had art the clown
- 3:00Speaker 2: on it, And this year it's gonna have Why did
- 3:05Speaker 2: his name leave my head? I have no devils Devil's Rejects. Yeah, no,
- 3:10Speaker 2: not otis Captain Spaulding, Yes, thank you, sorry, totally love
- 3:13Speaker 2: my head. But Captain Spaulding is going to be on
- 3:15Speaker 2: the front of the shirt this year, and so I'm
- 3:17Speaker 2: guessing we're gonna watch House of a Thousand Corpses or
- 3:19Speaker 2: Devil Rejects, Devil Rejects, the Devil's Rejects.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Probably.
- 3:24Speaker 2: I will be my appointments in the evening since it's
- 3:27Speaker 2: a Friday and I work, so I guess we'll find out.
- 3:30Speaker 2: But I think that's pretty cool that they do like
- 3:32Speaker 2: a horror themed day to go along with the day.
- 3:35Speaker 1: What's the tattoo shop.
- 3:37Speaker 2: It's Golden Tarot Ink Club. It's in winter Park. It's
- 3:42Speaker 2: in Winter Park, and the place is really cool. I'm
- 3:45Speaker 2: really excited to go. It's all everything's like gothic and
- 3:48Speaker 2: gold and black, and they've got a lot of like
- 3:52Speaker 2: tarot card themed things. But they have tax dermy animals
- 3:56Speaker 2: literally everywhere. I saw raccoon in a basket and I
- 3:59Speaker 2: was like, raccoon, that's not a that raccoon is no
- 4:02Speaker 2: longer with us, Okay, taxidermied yeah, like everywhere.
- 4:06Speaker 1: That's kind of weird.
- 4:07Speaker 2: I think I saw like six or seven year the door,
- 4:09Speaker 2: and they've got a full bar in there too.
- 4:11Speaker 1: And the tattoo shop.
- 4:13Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird because they do events and stuff there too.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Okay, typically they say to not be drunk when you
- 4:18Speaker 1: get a tattoo, because that'll make you bleed more.
- 4:21Speaker 2: I guess the whole thing with that place is it's
- 4:23Speaker 2: not they try to advertise it as not just an
- 4:26Speaker 2: at a tattoo shop, but like a place to a
- 4:29Speaker 2: place to be, like they do events at and that's
- 4:33Speaker 2: why they have a bar and stuff. So it's it's
- 4:34Speaker 2: pretty cool. I can't wait to go.
- 4:36Speaker 1: Well, I'm getting my tattoo in June, June twenty third.
- 4:41Speaker 1: I'm covering up the tattoo I currently have with a
- 4:44Speaker 1: whole bunch of horror shit, and I'm very excited. I
- 4:46Speaker 1: keep wanting to text my tattoo guy, like, so, what's
- 4:48Speaker 1: the looking log, buddy, But I don't want to annoy him.
- 4:51Speaker 2: So and we both know this tattoo is district just
- 4:54Speaker 2: to distract me from my big one in July, so
- 4:57Speaker 2: I will try to design it myself.
- 4:59Speaker 1: Okay, how are we back on you? We're talking about me.
- 5:02Speaker 1: You already had your spotlight. Okay, lady, I was.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Gonna go back to you in a second. Why do
- 5:05Speaker 2: you want to hurt me? What I was gonna go
- 5:08Speaker 2: back to you in a second. I was just saying,
- 5:10Speaker 2: you and I are doing a lot of tattoo stuff
- 5:12Speaker 2: this year. Yeah, finally doing this is the summer of tattoos.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Yeah. I have so many appointments to go to, like three,
- 5:21Speaker 1: probably more because he's start three. Yeah, three scheduled. Probably
- 5:25Speaker 1: gonna take like thirty total hours because my leg is
- 5:28Speaker 1: the size of a small back piece according to Steve.
- 5:31Speaker 2: At what I thought you were going to say, thirty
- 5:34Speaker 2: total specials? Like Jesus, how slow is that dude working?
- 5:37Speaker 2: It's it's a leg, not the whole body.
- 5:40Speaker 1: Yeah, it's but it's like when we drew my leg
- 5:43Speaker 1: out on the the what the fuck is that the
- 5:46Speaker 1: what's them? No, it was more like saran wrap that
- 5:49Speaker 1: he used.
- 5:50Speaker 2: That's another name whatever.
- 5:53Speaker 1: Yeah, he told me it was about the size of
- 5:55Speaker 1: a small back piece. And I'm like, good god, my legs.
- 5:57Speaker 2: The guy you real tall, You got much.
- 6:00Speaker 1: Lambs, got thunder thighs.
- 6:03Speaker 2: You have thunder thighs. They're huge, man, have you seen
- 6:06Speaker 2: my thighs? Lately. I mean yeah, yeah, so okay.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Okay, so that'll be fun. I'll be posting tattoos on
- 6:17Speaker 1: the Facebook page whenever those have not whenever when they happen.
- 6:20Speaker 2: You're going to post my tattoos not if.
- 6:23Speaker 1: Not, if they're not horror related, oh, I'll post them
- 6:27Speaker 1: on my Facebook.
- 6:28Speaker 2: Okay.
- 6:31Speaker 1: So let's talk about some ship that we got today.
- 6:33Speaker 1: You are making me do a weird triple feature.
- 6:36Speaker 2: It's a spiritual trilogy.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a spiritual trilogy? Is it the same director.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Terry Gilliam, who also did work a lot of work
- 6:50Speaker 2: with Monty Python. I think he also wrote or he
- 6:52Speaker 2: did something with the production of Holy Grail.
- 6:55Speaker 1: And how did this come about? Is it because of
- 6:57Speaker 1: Mom and Dad Save the World that we watched or what?
- 7:00Speaker 2: Yes, And we were talking about Eric Idol and Eric
- 7:02Speaker 2: Idol is in I can't remember if he's in the
- 7:06Speaker 2: other two. But I had seen The Baron Munchausen because
- 7:10Speaker 2: my uncle James owns it, so I had watched that
- 7:15Speaker 2: as a kid, and I thought, like, it's a fantastical adventure.
- 7:18Speaker 2: I loved that movie, even if it was like I
- 7:20Speaker 2: didn't quite get what was going on. Some of the Time.
- 7:22Speaker 2: I love that movie. So Terry Gilliam did three movies,
- 7:27Speaker 2: Time Bandits, Brazil, and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, and
- 7:34Speaker 2: so they're spiritual sequels because they deal with different stages
- 7:38Speaker 2: of different stages of a man's life. Time Bandits deals
- 7:41Speaker 2: with youth, Brazil deals with like the Middle Ages, and
- 7:48Speaker 2: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen deals with man at the
- 7:51Speaker 2: end of his adventures. But they don't have anything to
- 7:55Speaker 2: do with each other other than that. And then a
- 7:57Speaker 2: lot of cast like crosses over a lot of people
- 8:01Speaker 2: are in all three films. I've never seen Time Bandit,
- 8:05Speaker 2: so I'm really looking forward to it.
- 8:07Speaker 1: You've never seen this one, so this is the first
- 8:09Speaker 1: one in the.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Sequel in the spiritual series.
- 8:13Speaker 1: In the series, yes.
- 8:15Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're all they have great ratings, Like I
- 8:19Speaker 2: think the lowest one is a three point five.
- 8:22Speaker 1: That's the lowest. Yeah, I mean that's pretty good.
- 8:25Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And I've seen Brazil once. That movie wild
- 8:28Speaker 2: can't wait to watch it again so I can figure
- 8:30Speaker 2: out what the hell of the plot was because I
- 8:31Speaker 2: was getting lost in the middle. They're very clever and
- 8:36Speaker 2: very detailed, but Baron munchaus and I can't wait to
- 8:39Speaker 2: watch again. I haven't watched it in years.
- 8:41Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of these or heard of any
- 8:43Speaker 1: of these.
- 8:43Speaker 2: So all two plus hours long.
- 8:46Speaker 1: No, Terry Gilliam did not direct Mom and Dad Saved
- 8:50Speaker 1: the World. That is a falsitude, I said.
- 8:52Speaker 2: Eric Idol is in Mom and Dad, and he is
- 8:56Speaker 2: also in the Adventures of Baron Munchausen, which is why
- 8:58Speaker 2: I was thinking of it, because in Barren Munchausen he
- 9:01Speaker 2: also plays a guy who is in prison and starts
- 9:05Speaker 2: to lose his memory.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Yeah, you subjected me to Mom and Dad Saved the
- 9:09Speaker 1: World the other day, and uh boy, was that definitely
- 9:13Speaker 1: a movie I saw with my eyes loved it. I mean, yeah,
- 9:16Speaker 1: it was. It was ridiculous.
- 9:18Speaker 2: It's just a fun movie. Like it's a terrible movie.
- 9:21Speaker 2: But it's it if you can forget that, if you
- 9:23Speaker 2: don't expect it to be good, it's just fun.
- 9:25Speaker 1: It's not terrible.
- 9:26Speaker 2: I mean it's ridiculous.
- 9:27Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. It's not terrible. It's just like a fever
- 9:30Speaker 1: dream that makes no sense. And I was there for
- 9:33Speaker 1: every second of it. Not a terrible movie by any means.
- 9:35Speaker 1: You just have to suspend all reality.
- 9:38Speaker 2: It's a movie that it's very easy to just sit
- 9:40Speaker 2: and enjoy and not really it's it's a mindless enjoyable film. Yeah,
- 9:46Speaker 2: mindless because most everybody in that film is a moron.
- 9:48Speaker 1: But you know, and John John Lovetts is the best
- 9:52Speaker 1: in that movie, changing, changing wigs and mustaches every other scene.
- 9:56Speaker 1: I mean, it's just a delightful movie. And it's only
- 9:59Speaker 1: a the eight minutes, so no, like it's.
- 10:02Speaker 2: A it's short, it's cheesy, it's fun.
- 10:04Speaker 1: From nineteen ninety two, directed by Greg Beeman. He also
- 10:08Speaker 1: did a movie called License to Drive with the Coreys
- 10:11Speaker 1: Corey Haym, Corey Feldman and the Disney movie Brink. If
- 10:15Speaker 1: you've ever seen that, that was a favorite. That is
- 10:17Speaker 1: a favorite of mine growing up. So yeah, anyway, so
- 10:21Speaker 1: Time Band, it's you. Okay, you found Time bandits. Oh
- 10:26Speaker 1: the disc is loose and now let me fix that
- 10:29Speaker 1: real quick. Hold on.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Time Band. It's in Brazil.
- 10:33Speaker 1: ASMR Oh my god, I can't get this.
- 10:36Speaker 2: Why nails? Now do you want me to do it?
- 10:37Speaker 1: Why do they make it so impossible to get into?
- 10:40Speaker 2: No?
- 10:40Speaker 1: I got it, son of a bitch.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Anyway, Time Band it's in Brazil.
- 10:44Speaker 1: Yeah, Time bann It's in Brazil SMR.
- 10:48Speaker 2: All of these movies were surprisingly cheap. I think Baron
- 10:51Speaker 2: Munchasm was the most expensive.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Okay, let me open. Oh god, Brazil. Oh what the fuck?
- 10:58Speaker 1: Where does this go? Hello?
- 11:01Speaker 2: I think it's stacks.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Oh I hate when they stack them.
- 11:04Speaker 2: Well is the disc Okay?
- 11:06Speaker 1: Oh shit, I don't think that. Yeah, disc is fine?
- 11:09Speaker 1: Hello do you? Oh yeah, I don't like when they
- 11:12Speaker 1: do that. Ye hate when they stack shit. Anyways, So yeah,
- 11:15Speaker 1: Brazil and Time Bandits you found on Criterion, which is
- 11:20Speaker 1: awesome because I love the boutique labels.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Well, as soon as I saw them, like, well, now
- 11:24Speaker 2: I have to get them their Criterion. And if I
- 11:26Speaker 2: know anybody who loves a hood popped right back up.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking dumb.
- 11:32Speaker 2: If I know anyone who loves a Criterion, it's you.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Well, it's just like it's just like when I went
- 11:38Speaker 1: to buy you my chauffeur for Christmas this year and
- 11:40Speaker 1: it was a vinegar syndrome and I was like, oh, hell, yeah,
- 11:43Speaker 1: that's so cool. So yeah, it's nice to have these on. Yeah.
- 11:47Speaker 1: They all come with booklets or some sort of poster
- 11:49Speaker 1: or something. Oh, this is a poster in it.
- 11:51Speaker 2: I know, I was about to say this one. Robert
- 11:53Speaker 2: De Niro and uh, Bob Hoskins are both in this,
- 11:58Speaker 2: so that's cool. I kind of forget about that poster.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool. So yeah, I like that Criterion did these.
- 12:07Speaker 1: But it's weird because typically Criterion, you know, has like
- 12:12Speaker 1: nearly like the Wes Anderson movies, Like I have most
- 12:15Speaker 1: of Wes Anderson's movies on Criterion because I think they
- 12:18Speaker 1: have all of them, because typically they usually do most
- 12:21Speaker 1: of the director's work. But for some reason, The Adventures
- 12:23Speaker 1: of Baron Munchausen is on just a regular Blu Ray.
- 12:26Speaker 1: I was very sad because we have these two gorgeous,
- 12:29Speaker 1: gorgeous Criterion collections and then just a fucking little shrink
- 12:32Speaker 1: wrap Blu ray whatever.
- 12:33Speaker 2: And The Adventures of Baron Munchausen is also Uma Thurman's
- 12:38Speaker 2: debut Thermos.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Nice.
- 12:40Speaker 2: Yeah, but I must have entirely forgotten that Robert De
- 12:43Speaker 2: Niro and Bob Hoskins were in Brazil's Bob Hoskins, Oh
- 12:47Speaker 2: my god, what haven't you seen him? And he would
- 12:49Speaker 2: be he would be the detective and who framed Roger Rabbit.
- 12:53Speaker 2: He was Mario and the terrible Mario movie, like the
- 12:56Speaker 2: Mario Brothers movie Super Mario Brothers.
- 13:00Speaker 1: You wash your mouth.
- 13:02Speaker 2: No, that movie was terrible. I watched that movie and
- 13:05Speaker 2: I spent the whole time thinking, at what point does
- 13:08Speaker 2: this become Mario Brothers because I'm lost This guy.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Ah doesn't look familiar. Really, I need this to stop
- 13:18Speaker 1: popping out though. Damn you Criterion. I've never seen you
- 13:21Speaker 1: do this before where you have two fucking discs and
- 13:24Speaker 1: one thing.
- 13:25Speaker 2: Don't break it. Oh, he's also in that Nightmare version
- 13:29Speaker 2: of a Christmas Carol. He's Fizzywig the Nightmare Version of
- 13:33Speaker 2: a Christmas Carol. Yeah, with the the Jim Carrey.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Oh, horrifying film.
- 13:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, well, I guess Brazil is just gonna be broken.
- 13:43Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to exchange that or something, so that'll
- 13:46Speaker 1: be fun. You had never seen or heard any of these,
- 13:49Speaker 1: but we will report back whenever we decide to check
- 13:52Speaker 1: these fuckers out.
- 13:54Speaker 2: If you want some really unique films, here you go.
- 13:58Speaker 1: Boy boy, do we have movie for you? Other things
- 14:02Speaker 1: we got well, I mean I bought these, you bought
- 14:05Speaker 1: those whatever? I just got in Chucky season one And
- 14:09Speaker 1: this is a total blind buy because I heard everyone.
- 14:13Speaker 1: I don't think I heard a single bad thing about this.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Everyone was raving about this online. It was so good,
- 14:19Speaker 1: so well done. I think they're doing another season.
- 14:21Speaker 2: I heard absolutely nothing about it.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Really. I heard everyone just praising this because I know
- 14:27Speaker 1: Don Mancini is back involved in it in some way,
- 14:31Speaker 1: shape or form, and I believe he was the original
- 14:34Speaker 1: director of the first one. Let me double check that
- 14:37Speaker 1: for you. But yeah, I'm super excited to watch that
- 14:40Speaker 1: because the doll doesn't look like you know, the new
- 14:42Speaker 1: the most recent child's play they came out. I still
- 14:45Speaker 1: liked it on Tom Holland directed the first one.
- 14:47Speaker 2: The fuck is Don man Tom Holland?
- 14:49Speaker 1: Not that? Not that Tom Holland, Not that Tom Holland. Oh,
- 14:55Speaker 1: Don Mancini. Don Manchini was the writer of the original
- 14:58Speaker 1: Got It, Got It, Got It. But yeah, it looks
- 15:01Speaker 1: like Chucky's return to form. And this was a I
- 15:03Speaker 1: believe this was a Sci Fi channel thing. I'm gonna do.
- 15:07Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it was on Sci Fi. So I'm
- 15:09Speaker 1: wondering how they got away with blood and guts. But
- 15:12Speaker 1: I do see Jennifer Tilly on the back right there,
- 15:14Speaker 1: so she's involved.
- 15:15Speaker 2: So that, Oh yeah, I knew about that.
- 15:17Speaker 1: Which is funny because she got involved in Bride of
- 15:20Speaker 1: Chucky and then she's pretty much just been involved in
- 15:22Speaker 1: every movie, every movie since. But yeah, this is gonna
- 15:26Speaker 1: be pretty cool. And Chucky is voiced by Brad Doriff again,
- 15:28Speaker 1: you know, going back to their roots. No offense to
- 15:31Speaker 1: Mark Hamill at all. He does great voice work, but
- 15:35Speaker 1: no one should. No one should be doing the voice
- 15:37Speaker 1: of Chucky besides Brad door if he encompasses that role
- 15:40Speaker 1: very well. So yes, from Child's play creator Don Manchini,
- 15:44Speaker 1: So yes, he is involved in this writing or directing
- 15:47Speaker 1: or in some way, shape or form. Very excited. We
- 15:50Speaker 1: got to watch this too. It's only six hours. I
- 15:52Speaker 1: don't know if it's like six episodes or what, but
- 15:57Speaker 1: that'll be exciting to watch. I know, I'm very very excited.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Check that out. Now. I'm gonna read these to you
- 16:03Speaker 1: and you're gonna tell me which one sounds better. Oh what,
- 16:07Speaker 1: it's the latest from shout Factory, your scream factory. Sorry,
- 16:11Speaker 1: it's the latest from screen Factory. I've got a hammer
- 16:13Speaker 1: film here called Kiss of the Vampire, right, so shut up.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Lost on the way to their honeymoon, a young couple
- 16:22Speaker 1: stumbles upon a mysterious family of vampires and their unspeakably
- 16:26Speaker 1: evil leader. When a wrong turn leaves newlyweds Marianne and
- 16:30Speaker 1: Gerard Harcourt stranded in a remote Bavarian forest, they have
- 16:34Speaker 1: no choice but to accept the hospitality of the hypnotic
- 16:37Speaker 1: doctor Ravna, distinguished lord of a nearby castle. Rovna uses
- 16:41Speaker 1: his quote unquote children to lure the newlyweds into his layer,
- 16:47Speaker 1: and soon they are plunged into a nightmare of horror
- 16:49Speaker 1: and deception from which there are which there may be
- 16:52Speaker 1: no escape. Their only hope is Professor Zimmer, who calls
- 16:55Speaker 1: upon an ancient ritual in a desperate attempt to destroy
- 16:58Speaker 1: the vampires and free Marianne from Robna's power. Oh boy, right,
- 17:05Speaker 1: so I think Kiss of the Vampire and the Vampire Lovers,
- 17:08Speaker 1: that other one that I read to you a while about,
- 17:10Speaker 1: would be a great vampire double feature.
- 17:12Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be something, all right?
- 17:14Speaker 1: Now, this is night creatures. And also look at the
- 17:17Speaker 1: art on No, I saw the.
- 17:19Speaker 2: Art on the other one. Actually seen the art of
- 17:21Speaker 2: both of them. They pens in on the kitchen.
- 17:22Speaker 1: Counter for a while, act like you're seeing the Wow, amazing,
- 17:27Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right. So in the eighteenth century,
- 17:31Speaker 1: a navy captain and his sailors investigate the rampaging quote
- 17:36Speaker 1: unquote marsh phantoms a lot of quotes terrorizing a coastal town,
- 17:40Speaker 1: but their search is hindered by doctor Reverend Bliss and
- 17:43Speaker 1: a horrifying curse. Directed by Peter Graham Scott. This chiller
- 17:47Speaker 1: also stars Oliver Read The Curse of the Werewolf, Yvonne Romaine,
- 17:51Speaker 1: and Hammer Films regular Michael Repper. I already liked the
- 17:54Speaker 1: description of this one better because it was way more
- 17:57Speaker 1: in depth. Yeah, but this looks like it involves swashbuckling pirates,
- 18:02Speaker 1: so that sounds awesome. Oh boy, that sounds really cool.
- 18:07Speaker 1: But yeah, we got to watch these because I buy
- 18:10Speaker 1: so many. I think you'd probably be more into the
- 18:11Speaker 1: vampire stuff.
- 18:12Speaker 2: Though probably probably you know, I'll save the vampires for you.
- 18:16Speaker 1: Thank you, You are welcome. It's something else you wanted
- 18:20Speaker 1: to say. I wrote it down. Hold on, let me see.
- 18:22Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure there was something else we needed. Oh
- 18:25Speaker 1: oh oh oh, the new fucking Cronenberg joint that.
- 18:29Speaker 2: We didn't want to say anything about that?
- 18:30Speaker 1: Why not?
- 18:32Speaker 2: No, I mean you can, but I had nothing to
- 18:34Speaker 2: say on that time.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Oh well, okay, there's a new David Cronenberg movie coming out.
- 18:39Speaker 1: I don't know when. I have no idea the timeline,
- 18:43Speaker 1: but it is called Crimes of the Future. Oops, if
- 18:46Speaker 1: I could spell this right, Crimes of the Future. It's
- 18:50Speaker 1: coming out this year. Apparently it's a deep dive into
- 18:53Speaker 1: the Nazu distant future in which humankind is learning to
- 18:55Speaker 1: adapt to its synthetic surroundings. This evolution moves humans beyond
- 18:59Speaker 1: their natural state into a metamorphosis, which alters their biological makeup. Yeah,
- 19:07Speaker 1: and like, the last thing that this man did, let
- 19:12Speaker 1: me see, the last thing he did was the dem
- 19:16Speaker 1: what's the last movie he did? Oh, Cosmopolis. Have you
- 19:21Speaker 1: seen that one with Robert Pattinson. Yep, Well, that's the
- 19:26Speaker 1: last thing he did. And that was in two thousand
- 19:28Speaker 1: and fucking twelve. Oh, I lied, I'm just kidding. Maps
- 19:31Speaker 1: to the Stars in twenty fourteen. But he hasn't done
- 19:34Speaker 1: a horror movie. I don't even know the last horror
- 19:37Speaker 1: movie he did. I mean that could that could be
- 19:41Speaker 1: Dead Ringers might have been the last horror movie he did.
- 19:45Speaker 1: It's been a long time.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Nonetheless, it's been a hot minute.
- 19:47Speaker 1: It's been a hot minute. I can't really put a
- 19:49Speaker 1: time line on it, but I'm pretty sure the last
- 19:51Speaker 1: thing he did that was because he's you know, he
- 19:53Speaker 1: did which I just saw recently, which was a History
- 19:56Speaker 1: of Violence with Vigo Mortensen.
- 19:57Speaker 2: Yeah, and I saw that in theaters with my holy.
- 20:00Speaker 1: That was an insane like crime.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Thriller and not a movie to see with your father.
- 20:04Speaker 1: No, definitely not. But that was a brilliant movie. And
- 20:07Speaker 1: that was the first movie of his that I had
- 20:09Speaker 1: seen that wasn't a horror movie, and that was fantastic.
- 20:13Speaker 1: Me and Spencer are gonna watch Eastern Promises next because
- 20:16Speaker 1: that's another one he did around the same time. But
- 20:19Speaker 1: I've pretty much only exclusively seen eighties horror movies from
- 20:22Speaker 1: you know, Cronenberg. So it's exciting to see a return
- 20:25Speaker 1: to form. And I saw a tweet the other day
- 20:28Speaker 1: that said a source who's seen his movie calls it
- 20:31Speaker 1: chaos and controversy. The last twenty minutes are a tough sit.
- 20:34Speaker 1: I expect walkouts, faintings, and real panic attacks. I almost
- 20:38Speaker 1: had one myself, fun, so I don't. That's like a
- 20:43Speaker 1: pretty awesome ringing endorsement right there at one hundred and
- 20:45Speaker 1: seven minutes, so I guess the last twenty minutes are
- 20:47Speaker 1: gonna completely fuck me up, and I'm ready for that.
- 20:50Speaker 1: I like movies that come with a warning of like
- 20:52Speaker 1: you might pass out. Cool bet, but that's exciting to
- 20:56Speaker 1: see a new it's a science fiction horror rama.
- 21:01Speaker 2: Sounds like a good time.
- 21:02Speaker 1: I mean, I know you like Cronenberg. Yeah, yeah, Video Drome,
- 21:06Speaker 1: The Fly.
- 21:07Speaker 2: I've seen a lot more than I realized I had.
- 21:13Speaker 1: He also did Crash, and now I think I'm confusing
- 21:16Speaker 1: that with the other Crash, like with like Jay not
- 21:20Speaker 1: j Lo, but like Matt Dylan there. Yeah, so I
- 21:23Speaker 1: don't think I've seen this one, because this one has
- 21:25Speaker 1: far better ratings than the other Crash. I don't think. Yeah,
- 21:28Speaker 1: I'm thinking of another one.
- 21:30Speaker 2: They other one one on Oscar.
- 21:31Speaker 1: So did it really?
- 21:34Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it did. I think it was one
- 21:35Speaker 2: of those ones that fell in the category of one
- 21:37Speaker 2: an Oscar and then afterwards everyone's like, why, yeah, someone
- 21:43Speaker 2: some the Yeah. The Academy Awards of an issue where
- 21:46Speaker 2: sometimes they just go with what's popular now, not which
- 21:48Speaker 2: film is the best, hand has the most longevity to it.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the one with Sandra Bullock, Don Chietel,
- 21:54Speaker 1: Matt Dillon, Michael Penya, Jennifer Spzzito, b Yeah, Brendan Fraser
- 21:58Speaker 1: like stacked, stacked, fucking cast. But it was pretty odd.
- 22:02Speaker 1: I actually watched that in high school. They showed us
- 22:04Speaker 1: that in like a like I don't know what fucking
- 22:07Speaker 1: class I was in, but they showed us Crash.
- 22:09Speaker 2: I saw parts of trading places in high school, and
- 22:12Speaker 2: that was like, really yeah, obviously scenes that were more
- 22:16Speaker 2: about the stock markets and less about the prostitution.
- 22:19Speaker 1: Oh, we watched the whole fucking movie. That was the
- 22:21Speaker 1: first time. I think that's the first time I can
- 22:23Speaker 1: recall seeing like a boob in a movie, like because
- 22:26Speaker 1: I was like tenth grade, you know, I hadn't came
- 22:28Speaker 1: from a Christian aushold, I'm not watching that shit. Yeah, yeah,
- 22:33Speaker 1: I mean it was I mean, from what I remember,
- 22:35Speaker 1: it was okay, which is a little weird. So that's
- 22:36Speaker 1: definitely not the Crash that I was thinking of. I
- 22:39Speaker 1: need to watch David Cronenbergs. But that's exciting. We'll keep
- 22:42Speaker 1: you updated on that as it comes out. And then
- 22:44Speaker 1: I have two recommendations for you people, actually really one.
- 22:49Speaker 1: It's called C for me not a horror movie. It's
- 22:51Speaker 1: like a crime thriller drama and it's a picture hush
- 22:54Speaker 1: right the movie hush Yes, But she's blind and it's
- 23:00Speaker 1: not really it's not like it's not like about breaking in.
- 23:02Speaker 1: It's more of like a heist movie. It's very interesting.
- 23:05Speaker 1: I think you'd like that one. What is she doing?
- 23:08Speaker 2: I don't know. She was twirling around. I was just
- 23:10Speaker 2: making sure she didn't do nothing suspicious.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Like throw up her ship. Damn. I think go lay down?
- 23:17Speaker 1: All right, you want to get into this dumpster fire here?
- 23:20Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 23:21Speaker 1: Boy? Do I well?
- 23:23Speaker 2: Boy? So, uh what.
- 23:26Speaker 1: We're not just gonna we gotta do all this first.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that you're.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Just going straight into the review.
- 23:31Speaker 2: I was like, I was gonna let you read that,
- 23:33Speaker 2: but I was gonna intro it briefly. Go for it
- 23:36Speaker 2: by sharing the one tiny thing I have connected to
- 23:39Speaker 2: this film.
- 23:41Speaker 1: Go for it.
- 23:42Speaker 2: Uh. So the film has a ring tone that is
- 23:48Speaker 2: literally the only thing I remembered from the film, and
- 23:53Speaker 2: I remember it exactly actually, uh, And when when it
- 23:59Speaker 2: came out was when you had to like text to
- 24:01Speaker 2: get a ring tone, and I got it and it
- 24:04Speaker 2: was my ring tone on my phone, and everyone's like,
- 24:06Speaker 2: oh my Yeah, where'd you get that? That's so awesome?
- 24:09Speaker 2: And it went off in class one time and I
- 24:11Speaker 2: got my phone taken away for that. Wait for it,
- 24:22Speaker 2: where's the I told you it wasn't right.
- 24:25Speaker 1: No, there it is, there, it is there, it is.
- 24:31Speaker 1: So that's the rank. Okay, shut up now, God, that's
- 24:34Speaker 1: the ring. They're not you the phone.
- 24:35Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, but that's it. That's when we were talking
- 24:38Speaker 2: about it. I'm like, I don't remember anything about that film,
- 24:41Speaker 2: but I could sing you the ring tone right now?
- 24:43Speaker 1: Do you want to know? Can you guess what this
- 24:45Speaker 1: is from? But no, that's from Crank. I've had that.
- 24:54Speaker 1: I had that for so long. When that first, and
- 24:56Speaker 1: when that you never seen? You never saw Crank with
- 24:58Speaker 1: Jason Statham, We're just like, keep us.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Oh no I did not. I saw Transformer and enough
- 25:05Speaker 2: the first.
- 25:05Speaker 1: I never I don't think I've seen high Voltage. But
- 25:08Speaker 1: at the first, Crank is so much fun. It's so ridiculous.
- 25:11Speaker 2: Yeah. There are some movies where I see the trailer
- 25:13Speaker 2: I'm like, yep, I never want to watch that. I mean,
- 25:16Speaker 2: Rash was one of them. Fine Fair just like Ambulance
- 25:20Speaker 2: that's out now. The trailer alone was like Wow, that's
- 25:23Speaker 2: a Michael Bay movie out.
- 25:26Speaker 1: And that's that's that's so funny because like, I don't know,
- 25:29Speaker 1: he has a great production value. I think everyone got
- 25:31Speaker 1: turned off after all the.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Transformers and like the trailer for Ambulance literally just looks
- 25:37Speaker 2: like the trailer for every Transformers movies. Like birds flying,
- 25:40Speaker 2: low camera angles, helicopters going overhead, girl with ponytail steps
- 25:45Speaker 2: out of vehicle, low shot of her hair blowing in
- 25:47Speaker 2: the wind, just a little bit dirty, but not like
- 25:51Speaker 2: disgusting dirty.
- 25:52Speaker 1: I didn't know. I never saw his face before, but
- 25:53Speaker 1: that's what he looks like.
- 25:54Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks like the male version of Celine Dion
- 25:58Speaker 2: m Yeah. So yeah, I'm like, when I saw the
- 26:01Speaker 2: trailer looking at you, mic, is this a Michael Bay movie?
- 26:03Speaker 2: And Michael Bay comes on the screen, I'm like, yep, yep.
- 26:07Speaker 1: There, Yes, they're low sweeping shots and of a car
- 26:09Speaker 1: chase scene.
- 26:10Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I don't I don't need to see any
- 26:13Speaker 2: more of his formula stuff. It's not like Wes Anderston,
- 26:16Speaker 2: where he's got a really interesting style to it and
- 26:18Speaker 2: he always like finds new ways of using that style.
- 26:22Speaker 2: He just keeps sticking a different plot in the same
- 26:25Speaker 2: camera angles.
- 26:26Speaker 1: I talked about this with Mike a last not Michael
- 26:30Speaker 1: Vires on on our little live stream last night, and
- 26:32Speaker 1: I'll go on record as saying here, like Wes Anderson's
- 26:35Speaker 1: probably my favorite director. Uh, just stylistically with how he
- 26:39Speaker 1: tells the story. He's it's phenomenal. Every movie that you know,
- 26:42Speaker 1: we watch them chronologically, and you can see his style
- 26:44Speaker 1: really start coming out in those later movies. It's beautiful.
- 26:47Speaker 1: How he uses the camera to fall like follow the people,
- 26:51Speaker 1: and just how he tells the story with the camera
- 26:53Speaker 1: is beautiful.
- 26:53Speaker 2: Yeah. And him doing Isle of Dogs and fantastic mister Fox, brilliant.
- 26:58Speaker 2: He translates perfectly to stop motion. Yeah, fantastic, fantastic mister Fox.
- 27:04Speaker 2: And again he takes his style and formats it to
- 27:08Speaker 2: the story to how it works best. Not jam a
- 27:12Speaker 2: story into your style.
- 27:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I really want to.
- 27:15Speaker 2: That's why I don't really care about Michael Bay.
- 27:17Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't realize that Michael Bay was a producer
- 27:20Speaker 1: for A Quiet Place one and two. Not a clue.
- 27:22Speaker 1: That's interesting.
- 27:23Speaker 2: That's for the best.
- 27:24Speaker 1: That's probably why those movies look so good.
- 27:27Speaker 2: Oh, they're talking about the movie. The movie.
- 27:28Speaker 1: Moving on, let's go to the movie. So we've got
- 27:32Speaker 1: one miss call from two thousand and eight. This is
- 27:35Speaker 1: not the original I believe Japanese horror movie. This is
- 27:39Speaker 1: the American remake. Yes, we're subjecting you to this movie.
- 27:43Speaker 1: Sorry in advance, but at least it will be entertaining
- 27:45Speaker 1: to talk about. That was released on January fourth of
- 27:48Speaker 1: that year, rated PG thirteen for mild sex and nudity.
- 27:54Speaker 1: You don't know where any of that came into play.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Oh when they were humping on the bed, that one.
- 27:59Speaker 2: Sex scene half a second that I would I look
- 28:02Speaker 2: at my phone, looked up and it was over, and
- 28:04Speaker 2: I was like, what happened?
- 28:05Speaker 1: Yeah, fully clothed, mind you. So mild sex and nudity,
- 28:10Speaker 1: severe violence and gore, mild profanity, no alcohol, drugs or smoking, boo,
- 28:16Speaker 1: and moderate frightening and intense scenes.
- 28:18Speaker 2: They really really like really didn't utilize the severe violence
- 28:25Speaker 2: and gore part of the reading because honestly, not that gory.
- 28:29Speaker 2: I mean, I mean there were some parts that were
- 28:31Speaker 2: supposed to be, but think about it, think of any
- 28:34Speaker 2: of the deaths. Tell me how much blood you saw.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Well, it's not necessarily blood, it's you know, it's just
- 28:40Speaker 1: it's violence and gores roped into one category. There was
- 28:42Speaker 1: a lot of like violent imagery and stuff.
- 28:44Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying they did. They really did not
- 28:47Speaker 2: use that category very well because you didn't see a
- 28:50Speaker 2: lot of blood. A lot of the kill shots you
- 28:52Speaker 2: didn't really see you see like the aftermath or something.
- 28:57Speaker 1: You're like, okay, I mean it might be maybe they're
- 29:00Speaker 1: it's probably severe for PG thirteen.
- 29:02Speaker 2: I mean geez, like even when the one kid gets
- 29:05Speaker 2: cut in the arm, they could have showed that with
- 29:07Speaker 2: a little bit of blood on the arm. And they're like, Nope,
- 29:09Speaker 2: can't do that.
- 29:10Speaker 1: Like okay, PG thirteen, you can't show a lot of blood.
- 29:12Speaker 1: That's how they got away with it. I mean I
- 29:16Speaker 1: can't AnyWho moving on a run time of an hour
- 29:20Speaker 1: and twenty seven minutes, listed as a horror mystery, and
- 29:23Speaker 1: boy was I scratching my head the whole time. Definitely
- 29:27Speaker 1: is hell it got made. Yeah, but uh, you're gonna
- 29:30Speaker 1: be You're gonna shit your pants when you realize how
- 29:32Speaker 1: much money this fucking movie costs. Insane.
- 29:36Speaker 2: Probably not gonna do that, Okay, you'll you'll.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Jump out of your seat. I don't know. Directed by
- 29:41Speaker 1: a man named Alec Vallette, who I think this was
- 29:44Speaker 1: his directorial debut in America and probably why he never
- 29:48Speaker 1: made a movie here again.
- 29:50Speaker 2: I think probably unfortunate.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Probably I don't know. Uh, he is seventeen directing credits
- 29:54Speaker 1: for nothing. Nothing else I recognize. I believe he is
- 29:57Speaker 1: French and does a lot and does foreign movie over there.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Written by a man named Andrew Clavin, who has twelve
- 30:03Speaker 1: writing credits and also did things like True Crime starring
- 30:06Speaker 1: Clint Eastwood and Don't Say a Word starring Michael Douglas.
- 30:10Speaker 2: I like that one.
- 30:11Speaker 1: I haven't seen Don't Say a Word.
- 30:12Speaker 2: I wanted to do it on this show, but apparently
- 30:14Speaker 2: it's not technically classified as a horror. It's a drama thriller,
- 30:18Speaker 2: and so then it doesn't count. Except you got Britney
- 30:22Speaker 2: Murphy doing a creepy thing where she keeps doing something
- 30:25Speaker 2: with her hand and saying, I'll never tell he's not here.
- 30:29Speaker 2: That's a different movie. Yeah, but I like that movie.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Did I show you the game with Michael Douglas.
- 30:35Speaker 2: No, but we've talked about it.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Okay, then that's a double feature we'll have to do.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Also written by Minaki Daira, who wrote the original three
- 30:44Speaker 1: because there's three one miscall movies from Japan, that's the thing.
- 30:48Speaker 1: So this one was also written by her him. I
- 30:52Speaker 1: don't know Manaki, I don't.
- 30:54Speaker 2: Know them them.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Sorry anyways, music by a man or just two people,
- 31:00Speaker 1: I believe by Ryan hold hile Hale heughl.
- 31:05Speaker 2: I love a movie where the acting or where the
- 31:07Speaker 2: music credits are stronger than everybody else.
- 31:10Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's crazy. So he has fifty nine composer credits.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Who also did Run, Lola Run, One Hour Photo and
- 31:17Speaker 1: Land of the Dead, which is something we've reviewed. And
- 31:20Speaker 1: also by a man named Johnny Klimag who did pretty
- 31:23Speaker 1: much everything that he's I think they work hand in
- 31:26Speaker 1: hand because he did a lot of the same things
- 31:28Speaker 1: because he did Run, Lola Run, Land of the Dead.
- 31:30Speaker 2: He also did Cloud Atlas.
- 31:32Speaker 1: I'm reading that, man, dang.
- 31:35Speaker 2: He also read the next one.
- 31:36Speaker 1: No, this is just stop it. Land of the Dead,
- 31:40Speaker 1: Cloud Outlass, Wolf Creek two three E's in there, and
- 31:45Speaker 1: the Matrix Resurrections. So that's pretty cool. But yeah, the
- 31:48Speaker 1: composer credits much stronger than everybody else so far. And
- 31:54Speaker 1: the DP is probably the most famous person, not famous person,
- 31:57Speaker 1: but the most well versed. I guess. I guess you
- 32:00Speaker 1: could say in the production. Yeah, and this is why
- 32:02Speaker 1: the movie, this is why the movie looked so good
- 32:05Speaker 1: despite I'm not cg wise, the cinema cinematography looked great,
- 32:10Speaker 1: and that's what I really enjoyed about the movie, probably
- 32:12Speaker 1: the only thing I enjoyed that in the acting. But
- 32:15Speaker 1: it's a man named Glenn McPherson's who is sixty cinematographer,
- 32:19Speaker 1: slash DP credits, whatever you want to call it. He
- 32:21Speaker 1: also did trick art trick or treat from two thousand
- 32:24Speaker 1: and seven, the Michael Doherty Joint Rambo. The Final Destination,
- 32:28Speaker 1: the good one, the fifth one, not final or whatever.
- 32:31Speaker 1: The other one was wait no, the final Destination oh shit?
- 32:36Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because Final Destination five.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Was, oh no, The final Destination I think is the
- 32:40Speaker 2: one that is the very last one.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Yes, that is Resident Evil Afterlife and the final Chapter
- 32:47Speaker 1: Chapter and Monster Hunter. I heard Monster Hunter wasn't great,
- 32:50Speaker 1: but I mean, you still want to see it, still
- 32:52Speaker 1: want to see it, But yeah, he's done some pretty
- 32:55Speaker 1: good shit right there. Starring a man named Edward Burns
- 32:59Speaker 1: who is essentially looks like Ben Affleck's brother cousin family member.
- 33:04Speaker 1: He looks very similar to Ben Affleck. He looks like,
- 33:06Speaker 1: you know, Wish wish or what's what? Yeah, wish the
- 33:09Speaker 1: Wish version of Ben Affleck. I did it. He plays
- 33:13Speaker 1: Jack Andrews and has thirty nine acting credits and was
- 33:16Speaker 1: also in the movie A little movie called Saving Private
- 33:19Speaker 1: Ryan is Private, Private riband and also twenty seven dresses.
- 33:22Speaker 2: I think that's right he was. I think, so that's
- 33:25Speaker 2: the movie I've seen him from.
- 33:27Speaker 1: Then we have Shannon so Simon as Beth Raymond, who
- 33:30Speaker 1: has forty seven acting credits and was in A Night's
- 33:33Speaker 1: Tale as Joscelyn. So that's pretty cool.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what I primarily know her from.
- 33:37Speaker 1: She's in Risk Cutters.
- 33:41Speaker 2: Yeah club or No, it's the MOVIEES just called s
- 33:43Speaker 2: risk Cutters. It's Risk Cutters something story like what I mean.
- 33:47Speaker 1: Mashing that up with Babysitters Club.
- 33:49Speaker 2: I don't know. It's not that. No, Risk Cutters, but
- 33:51Speaker 2: that is in a smaller that is a smaller indie film,
- 33:54Speaker 2: and that is a really good one.
- 33:56Speaker 1: Well, I'll have to watch it. I'll add it to
- 33:58Speaker 1: the ever growing list I have of blu rays I
- 34:00Speaker 1: haven't watched that. I bought and it's one hundred things
- 34:03Speaker 1: on my fucking what wristcutters. No, I'm saying wat, No,
- 34:09Speaker 1: I'll watch I'll said, I'll add it to the list
- 34:11Speaker 1: because I have the watch list on letterbox and all
- 34:13Speaker 1: the movies I've purchased that I haven't watched yet.
- 34:16Speaker 3: Uh.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Then we have Anna Claudia talon Con Sorry if I
- 34:20Speaker 1: butchered that shit as Taylor Anthony, who has fifty three
- 34:24Speaker 1: acting credits, who has done way more Spanish and TV
- 34:26Speaker 1: movies than anything. And then for some reason, probably because
- 34:30Speaker 1: of how famous he us, because he was barely in
- 34:32Speaker 1: the movie. But we have Ray Wise as Ted Summer's
- 34:34Speaker 1: funny enough, He's in how I mentioned Mother, So I
- 34:37Speaker 1: thought it was funny. His name was Ted. He's got
- 34:39Speaker 1: a whopping two hundred and forty eight acting credits and
- 34:42Speaker 1: was also in dead End that we reviewed with Lynn Shay.
- 34:47Speaker 1: That was a great movie.
- 34:48Speaker 2: I was there.
- 34:50Speaker 1: Yeah, he was in that movie as Frank Harrington. There
- 34:52Speaker 1: was someone else famous in not famous, in this who
- 34:55Speaker 1: was the other chick? It was the guy Eddie Johnny.
- 34:58Speaker 1: What was his name? You say you knew him from something?
- 35:01Speaker 2: Oh, I think you're thinking of the guy. Uh Margaret Show.
- 35:04Speaker 2: The comedians Market show.
- 35:06Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh no, I was thinking of Megan Good.
- 35:10Speaker 1: She was in the Intruder that we watched.
- 35:12Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was in it for three minutes.
- 35:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:16Speaker 2: There are a bunch of people where you'd be like, oh,
- 35:18Speaker 2: I recognize them, and it turns out they were in
- 35:20Speaker 2: a bunch of stuff. Like there was a girl who
- 35:21Speaker 2: was in a couple episodes of Buffy sometimes alive, sometimes dead.
- 35:27Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was a Zura Sky.
- 35:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:31Speaker 1: I like her blondie right, yeah, yeah.
- 35:34Speaker 2: She's the exact same hair and Buffy does she really Yeah,
- 35:37Speaker 2: that is just I think that's just what her hair does.
- 35:40Speaker 1: Damn. This is this is her most known for over
- 35:43Speaker 1: twenty eight Days with Sandra Bullock.
- 35:45Speaker 2: What oh yeah, what's that Movie's a bummer? That's good?
- 35:49Speaker 2: What's still said?
- 35:51Speaker 1: Isn't it about? Uh No, I'm thinking of twenty eight
- 35:54Speaker 1: days later.
- 35:54Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty eight days is the one where Sandra Bullock
- 35:56Speaker 2: goes to rehab.
- 35:57Speaker 1: That's the weirdest like series of movies. Twenty eight days
- 36:00Speaker 1: eight days later than twenty eight weeks later. Really up
- 36:03Speaker 1: and down on that one, you know what I mean?
- 36:04Speaker 2: I had a joke from a comedian.
- 36:06Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know who it was, but it's
- 36:09Speaker 1: someone and I was like, that's a good one. I'm
- 36:11Speaker 1: gonna use that and save that for later. And here
- 36:12Speaker 1: it is. This is the time amusement.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Anyway, we should probably move on if you want to
- 36:16Speaker 2: talk about the movie at some point.
- 36:18Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, lady, we're moving along just fine. Here,
- 36:20Speaker 1: we got plenty of time. This is gonna be a
- 36:22Speaker 1: spoiler content episode because this movie was absolute dog shit.
- 36:25Speaker 1: But I can't wait to talk about it. But real quick,
- 36:28Speaker 1: an estimated budget of twenty million dollars twenty million, I'm sorry.
- 36:37Speaker 1: It did gross forty five point nine million.
- 36:39Speaker 2: Some of that money was mine.
- 36:41Speaker 1: Some of that money was mine. I know. I saw
- 36:43Speaker 1: this in theaters because that's when I was working at
- 36:46Speaker 1: Regal back in the day. I just I was astonished
- 36:48Speaker 1: that this movie cousted that much. I mean, it makes
- 36:51Speaker 1: sense because of how much CG they use, and it was,
- 36:54Speaker 1: you know, mid two thousand, so I guess I get it.
- 36:57Speaker 1: But to put it in perspective, oh damn, the ra
- 37:00Speaker 1: was forty eight million. Never mind, never mind.
- 37:05Speaker 2: I'm not kidding though. If I go and look, because
- 37:07Speaker 2: I used to save all my ticket stubs, I think
- 37:10Speaker 2: I still have them, and I probably still have the
- 37:12Speaker 2: stub to this movie.
- 37:13Speaker 1: I bet you do.
- 37:14Speaker 2: I probably do well.
- 37:16Speaker 1: It grows forty five point nine million, so definitely made
- 37:19Speaker 1: money back, but not the amount of time it took
- 37:22Speaker 1: me to watch it. So this movie was filmed Atlanta, Georgia.
- 37:25Speaker 1: You can rent this on Amazon for three ninety nine
- 37:28Speaker 1: or buy it for nine ninety nine. I rented it
- 37:32Speaker 1: because I had to, sadly, but you know what, for
- 37:36Speaker 1: how bad it was, I don't know, I still liked it,
- 37:38Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean. It was bad, but
- 37:40Speaker 1: I still I still liked it weirdly enough. I don't
- 37:42Speaker 1: know if that makes sense.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Yep.
- 37:44Speaker 1: It's just like a guilty pleasure. Like it was so
- 37:47Speaker 1: bad it just made it enjoyable.
- 37:49Speaker 2: Yeah, this movie had had literally no flavor for me.
- 37:53Speaker 1: It did.
- 37:54Speaker 2: It did absolutely nothing for me. I left that movie thinking,
- 37:58Speaker 2: I feel no different than when that movie started.
- 38:02Speaker 1: Movies that came out are the same time. We've got
- 38:04Speaker 1: some serious heavy hitters here, Juno, I am Legend, National
- 38:09Speaker 1: Triage Year that I spelled, Craez Yeer, Book of Secret,
- 38:14Speaker 1: Sweeney Todd, The Demon, Barber of Fleet Street Walk, Hard,
- 38:17Speaker 1: The Dewey Cox Story, Alien Versu Predator reck. We am
- 38:20Speaker 1: a lot of movies with semi Collin's in them. Don't
- 38:23Speaker 1: know what that is, Cloverfield and the I like, geez,
- 38:29Speaker 1: some good fucking movies in there, man. And this because
- 38:31Speaker 1: this came out in This came out in January, and
- 38:35Speaker 1: that's typically when you know a lot of uh fucking district,
- 38:39Speaker 1: you know, they'll drop their movies they think won't do
- 38:41Speaker 1: good in January. A lot of those are great.
- 38:43Speaker 2: Movies, about half of those in theater.
- 38:46Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I definitely saw Juno, I am Legend,
- 38:49Speaker 1: Dewey Cox, Cloverfield and the I. And no, no, I
- 38:52Speaker 1: didn't see the tweety Todd.
- 38:54Speaker 2: I saw Sweeney Todd, Juno, I am Legend, and Cloverfield.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you hear that? I am legend too. Just
- 38:59Speaker 1: got got acts?
- 39:01Speaker 2: That's good?
- 39:02Speaker 1: Oh wait no sorry, no, no, no, no, no, didn't get acts.
- 39:04Speaker 1: They cut Will Smith, and I think they gave his
- 39:06Speaker 1: role to Michael B. Jordan. I think that's the rumor
- 39:07Speaker 1: going around.
- 39:08Speaker 2: Oh well, that would make sense if they were going
- 39:09Speaker 2: to do a pre cool which would be interesting to
- 39:12Speaker 2: talk about like the early Times. But also we'll kind
- 39:16Speaker 2: of know how to end.
- 39:17Speaker 1: So but yeah, I mean it would still be cool though,
- 39:20Speaker 1: you know, but like, yeah.
- 39:21Speaker 2: You should really amp up the fact that they're basically
- 39:23Speaker 2: like fucking vampires.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Yeah. Will Smith is essentially just canceled at this point unfortunately. Yeah,
- 39:30Speaker 1: well sorry, dude.
- 39:31Speaker 2: Really, he's going through some stuff. I hope he uh
- 39:33Speaker 2: finds his way back round again.
- 39:35Speaker 1: One of these days. So yeah, that's all the stuff
- 39:38Speaker 1: that came out around the same time. Real quick. I
- 39:41Speaker 1: didn't have a least favorite character or a favorite character.
- 39:43Speaker 1: I didn't.
- 39:43Speaker 2: They were all blamed.
- 39:45Speaker 1: They were all yeah, they were all like if they
- 39:46Speaker 1: were a spice, they'd be flower essentially.
- 39:50Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't blame any of the actors because I like,
- 39:54Speaker 2: well except for that one Hispanic chick, that was like
- 39:57Speaker 2: she was just kind of it felt like she was
- 39:59Speaker 2: phoning in, phoning it in nice no pun intended, uh so.
- 40:06Speaker 2: But the rest of them, it felt like they were
- 40:08Speaker 2: suffering from bad dialogue, which I know, we'll discuss the reasons.
- 40:14Speaker 2: They felt more like they were just suffering from bad dialogue,
- 40:17Speaker 2: not that their acting was bad, but that they didn't
- 40:19Speaker 2: actually have anything good to say. So that's why it
- 40:22Speaker 2: felt bad.
- 40:23Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, like the acting was the acting was good.
- 40:25Speaker 1: I thought the acting was great, but yeah, the characters
- 40:27Speaker 1: themselves just were.
- 40:29Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't really care about them. There were useless
- 40:32Speaker 2: backstories that didn't go anywhere, so a lack of interest
- 40:36Speaker 2: in other characters. It was weird get into it.
- 40:38Speaker 1: I didn't have any favorite or least favorite, but I
- 40:40Speaker 1: did have a moment, a kill, and a line. Excuse me.
- 40:45Speaker 1: Favorite horror moment is when Leanne's arm gets severed but
- 40:49Speaker 1: it's still dyinggling the number. That was just a cool
- 40:51Speaker 1: touch I liked. And then my favorite kill was Taylor
- 40:55Speaker 1: And my favorite line was from Margaret Show and she's
- 40:59Speaker 1: like needs protection from what the ghost in her cell
- 41:02Speaker 1: phone tell her to call? Customer service was fun. That
- 41:05Speaker 1: was a ripping good yarn. That was good. So other
- 41:08Speaker 1: than that, let's just go ahead. Oh sorry, IMDb summary
- 41:11Speaker 1: real quick. Several people start receiving voicemails from their future selves,
- 41:15Speaker 1: messages which include the daytime and some of the details
- 41:19Speaker 1: of their deaths. Bump bum bum.
- 41:21Speaker 2: What a terrible description that implies something else is happening.
- 41:25Speaker 2: That they're getting calls from their future cells that imply
- 41:28Speaker 2: something entirely different.
- 41:30Speaker 1: That's what it said on IMDb.
- 41:31Speaker 2: I know, I'm just saying that's a terrible description.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Okay, So.
- 41:37Speaker 2: Okay, opening scene.
- 41:39Speaker 1: Oh boy, well stop laughing.
- 41:44Speaker 2: Okay. Opening scene is a hospital on fire and you're like,
- 41:50Speaker 2: what's happening? Why is this building on fire? That's random?
- 41:54Speaker 2: And this little girl slams her face into the glass
- 41:58Speaker 2: or like her hands on the glass and pop into
- 42:00Speaker 2: the glass, which is a terrible cgi. Girl walking into
- 42:03Speaker 2: the glass screaming. The little girl's rescued with her teddy bear,
- 42:08Speaker 2: and the people in there just asking like, where's your mother,
- 42:12Speaker 2: where's your mother? Uh like, well, she's sitting by the
- 42:15Speaker 2: ambulance just trying to figure out where her mom is.
- 42:18Speaker 2: And then she's just staring up at a window and
- 42:21Speaker 2: that's the end of that scene. Next scene and then
- 42:25Speaker 2: and you're just like okay, okay.
- 42:28Speaker 1: Yeah, no contacts, no, what day it is?
- 42:31Speaker 2: No?
- 42:31Speaker 1: Nothing?
- 42:32Speaker 2: Yeah no. So then the next scene is a girl
- 42:38Speaker 2: let me, let me grab the cast name it helps me.
- 42:42Speaker 2: A girl who is sitting in her Japanese garden in
- 42:46Speaker 2: the back of her house. Because what we've talked about
- 42:50Speaker 2: is one thing we've noticed with every film. Uh oh,
- 42:53Speaker 2: Megan Good playing Shelley is every time they take a
- 42:58Speaker 2: Japanese film and making an America conversion, they absolutely love
- 43:03Speaker 2: putting them near a Japanese garden at some point, just
- 43:06Speaker 2: so you know that they know that this film is
- 43:08Speaker 2: originally from Japan. You're like, you know what, you could
- 43:10Speaker 2: have not provided one instance of Japanese influenced architecture and
- 43:16Speaker 2: it and it wouldn't have mattered, Like no one needed that.
- 43:21Speaker 1: I don't think The Ring does that. I'm pretty sure
- 43:23Speaker 1: because I watched that recently. I don't think they had
- 43:25Speaker 1: anything like that in that.
- 43:26Speaker 2: No, but it's more like the like it happens a lot.
- 43:29Speaker 1: I'm sure it did in The Grudge, Yeah, believe Yeah.
- 43:32Speaker 2: But it's like, we really want you to know this
- 43:33Speaker 2: film was set in Japan originally, like nobody asked. Oh,
- 43:37Speaker 2: and it should be said that the plot of the
- 43:40Speaker 2: Japanese film is pretty much the same, like people are
- 43:44Speaker 2: getting preemptive calls about their deaths from their selves.
- 43:49Speaker 1: Well, I actually did just order that because arrows having
- 43:51Speaker 1: a sale and it was like twenty five dollars instead
- 43:54Speaker 1: of sixty. So we're gonna watch that to compare, Okay,
- 44:00Speaker 1: because at least that one has a three point zero
- 44:01Speaker 1: or three point one.
- 44:03Speaker 2: So anyway, Shelley is talking and she's saying something to
- 44:08Speaker 2: her friend about feeling paranoid. We don't know who she's
- 44:11Speaker 2: talking to on the phone. She's just saying she's feeling paranoid.
- 44:14Speaker 2: Her cat is near her, and then her cat is
- 44:17Speaker 2: over near the coy pond. So she goes to the
- 44:20Speaker 2: coy pond to see what's wrong, and an arm grabs
- 44:23Speaker 2: her and yanks her into the water and then apparently
- 44:27Speaker 2: fuck that cat, because the cat was fine up until
- 44:30Speaker 2: two seconds ago. The cat gets yanked into the water
- 44:33Speaker 2: and a little red ball pops up out of the water.
- 44:36Speaker 2: End of that scene, you're, oh, no, I'm sorry, And
- 44:38Speaker 2: then it cuts to her phone and something is I
- 44:41Speaker 2: guess that the ghost or the evil entity is scrolling
- 44:45Speaker 2: through her phone contact.
- 44:46Speaker 1: We're like, okay, I know it's not funny, but I
- 44:52Speaker 1: did laugh when the's like, yeah, like, fuck that cat
- 44:55Speaker 1: yeating you into this water? You had like it's like, geez.
- 44:59Speaker 2: That's a it's more of a yoink, less of a yeat.
- 45:02Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I just thought it was funny because no
- 45:04Speaker 1: other animals were harmed in the making of this fucking movie,
- 45:07Speaker 1: but they were, like a cat, cat good God, no
- 45:12Speaker 1: reason for that.
- 45:13Speaker 2: That seems over.
- 45:16Speaker 1: Off to it. And then we get the title sequence
- 45:18Speaker 1: of just like people on their cell phones and like
- 45:21Speaker 1: bluetooth in their ears and shit, and you're like, what
- 45:23Speaker 1: the fuck is he?
- 45:24Speaker 2: It was a weird period of time, and I have
- 45:26Speaker 2: to look up other examples because I know I'm thinking
- 45:28Speaker 2: of something where like, it wasn't just horror films, but
- 45:30Speaker 2: there were a lot of films where like the evils
- 45:33Speaker 2: of cell phone devices and they can't be trusted, and
- 45:36Speaker 2: it was it was weird email or just the paranoia
- 45:40Speaker 2: around technology in general.
- 45:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:42Speaker 2: But so then it cuts to a house party where
- 45:46Speaker 2: our leading lady Beth is talking to Brian and they're
- 45:52Speaker 2: just chit chatting about how Brian is flirting with one
- 45:56Speaker 2: girl to get another girl jealous, so maybe she'll come back.
- 46:00Speaker 2: But frankly, that conversation was so boring. I did not
- 46:03Speaker 2: catch those names.
- 46:07Speaker 1: The only thing I caught was the fucking salad that
- 46:09Speaker 1: they were making for this party.
- 46:11Speaker 2: They were literally tearing lettuce at a table while there's
- 46:14Speaker 2: at least forty people in there, just drinking beers and
- 46:16Speaker 2: standing around it being rather polite for a college party. Yeah,
- 46:21Speaker 2: which by the way, the lead by the time this
- 46:23Speaker 2: film came out was thirty years old, but don't worry,
- 46:25Speaker 2: she's twenty two in this film too at max, but
- 46:29Speaker 2: she has to be younger than that, so she's probably
- 46:31Speaker 2: around twenty.
- 46:32Speaker 1: Ripping ahead of lettuce for everyone, dicing how lapinios and cucumbers.
- 46:36Speaker 1: I don't know what the what was she making?
- 46:38Speaker 2: Was Was there any other food? Because I saw nothing
- 46:41Speaker 2: except the ingredients for a salad.
- 46:43Speaker 1: Order a fucking pizza. Dude, No one wants your salad.
- 46:46Speaker 1: Take that shit home.
- 46:47Speaker 2: Especially when that looked like that was the main meal.
- 46:49Speaker 2: All right, everybody, get your damn greens if you're gonna
- 46:51Speaker 2: drink your beer.
- 46:52Speaker 1: Didn't see any dressing or any dipping sauce for that.
- 46:55Speaker 2: It was weird.
- 46:56Speaker 1: It was very odd.
- 46:57Speaker 2: So after that, well that's all going on, Leanne comes
- 47:04Speaker 2: in and Leanne looks upset, so she goes upstairs with Beth, and.
- 47:14Speaker 1: That's when you see those two people humping in the room.
- 47:16Speaker 2: Briefly, well, I didn't see it again. I looked down
- 47:19Speaker 2: on my phone for half second, I looked up and
- 47:21Speaker 2: they were The girl was straightening her dinner mini skirt.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Yeah, they both had full clothes on. So I don't
- 47:26Speaker 1: know what they were doing, but it was very odd.
- 47:28Speaker 2: Apparently it was zipper down going round. Wowright, sorry everybody
- 47:34Speaker 2: for that. Yeah something, I'm just helping so you can
- 47:38Speaker 2: get a visual. Get a visual half a second scene
- 47:41Speaker 2: of the hum So anyway, so Leanne says it's super weird.
- 47:50Speaker 2: They were just kind of talking and she she's upset.
- 47:54Speaker 2: I guess Leanne had gone to the funeral and whatever.
- 47:57Speaker 1: Oh of Shelley.
- 47:58Speaker 2: Yeah, of Shelley, because now now we know who the
- 48:01Speaker 2: hell Shelley is. It's a friend of Leanne's who she
- 48:05Speaker 2: interned with at this hospital. Oh. I just figured this out.
- 48:09Speaker 2: It's still really stupid, but I just know it's still dumb.
- 48:12Speaker 2: Oh no, it's deep stupid. I just I just figured
- 48:15Speaker 2: it out. So anyway, so Leanne and Beth are talking
- 48:23Speaker 2: and while they're talking, the little ringtone plays and Leanne
- 48:29Speaker 2: listens to the voicemail and she makes face and Beth's like,
- 48:33Speaker 2: what's up? And she gives Beth the phone and has
- 48:38Speaker 2: her replay the message where it is Leanne saying something
- 48:45Speaker 2: on the voicemail and then like screaming, she's really weird.
- 48:48Speaker 1: Every time I turn around.
- 48:50Speaker 2: Thank you remembering that good. So yeah, they're like, that's weird.
- 48:57Speaker 2: But also this call is like from two days from now,
- 48:59Speaker 2: so that's odd. Yeah, no idea, how was.
- 49:02Speaker 1: That possible two days from now at like ten thirty
- 49:05Speaker 1: two pm or something.
- 49:06Speaker 2: Yeah, So, like Leanne starts acting weird and shifty around Beth,
- 49:11Speaker 2: and Beth's like, what the hell's going on? So, of course,
- 49:14Speaker 2: three minutes before the time Leanne is supposed to have
- 49:19Speaker 2: this event take place that was on her voicemail, then
- 49:24Speaker 2: she decides to call Beth and tell her what's going on.
- 49:28Speaker 2: And we discussed this, this is weird. So she's going
- 49:31Speaker 2: to this bridge that goes over some train tracks near
- 49:36Speaker 2: like the school, and she's worried and she's scared, and
- 49:40Speaker 2: she's just walking into an isolated area. Except then Beth's like, oh,
- 49:45Speaker 2: you're there. I'm two minutes from there, Like if you
- 49:47Speaker 2: were scared and your friend was that close, Because she
- 49:52Speaker 2: gets there to watch Leanne die, Yeah, why would you
- 49:56Speaker 2: not just go to your friend's house? I would be
- 49:59Speaker 2: going straight to my friend, like, hey, can I hang
- 50:01Speaker 2: out with you for a bit.
- 50:02Speaker 1: I'm really nervous, especially for two reasons because one you
- 50:05Speaker 1: just saw some shifty shit up on the bridge that
- 50:08Speaker 1: was like a shadow figure. Why would you go up there? Two?
- 50:10Speaker 1: You could have just fucking jumped across those tracks, you
- 50:13Speaker 1: could what's gonna happen? You could have just walked across
- 50:16Speaker 1: the tracks, no problem. I don't know why you had
- 50:18Speaker 1: to go up and over. Actually just saw some creepy
- 50:21Speaker 1: shit up there, you know what I mean?
- 50:23Speaker 2: Like, but yeah, it's so weird. So then they're all
- 50:27Speaker 2: at this funeral where Taylor appears, and Taylor is girl
- 50:33Speaker 2: who cannot stop talking to save her life.
- 50:36Speaker 1: I didn't want to talk about the scene of Leanne's death.
- 50:38Speaker 2: Oh, sorry, go ahead, Do you want to talk about it?
- 50:39Speaker 1: Oh? I just had one thing to say, because she
- 50:41Speaker 1: goes up on the bridge for whatever reason, and then
- 50:45Speaker 1: she says the words like, oh, it's just really really
- 50:48Speaker 1: really really weird every time I turn around. Then she
- 50:50Speaker 1: turns around, and for some reason, up on this bridge,
- 50:52Speaker 1: there's a fucking gate that opens No idea why there's
- 50:56Speaker 1: a gate on something over a train track, but that
- 50:59Speaker 1: opens up up and then the train starts coming and
- 51:02Speaker 1: then she just falls. Nothing pushes her, she doesn't trips,
- 51:05Speaker 1: She just ends up backwards and then gets hit by
- 51:08Speaker 1: the train and you're like.
- 51:09Speaker 2: A ride the train at that speed, You're not just
- 51:12Speaker 2: gonna be lying there, limp, lifeless body.
- 51:15Speaker 1: You are probably smashed into a million.
- 51:17Speaker 2: Yeah, you are smashed.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Uh So that was an interesting, very ridiculous scene.
- 51:23Speaker 2: That's why I said the gore part was kind of
- 51:25Speaker 2: weird because it's like she's just laying there like someone
- 51:29Speaker 2: broke her neck and dropped her over. She's barely got
- 51:32Speaker 2: any blood.
- 51:32Speaker 1: On her, like when her arm was completely severed.
- 51:35Speaker 2: Yeah, but that again, barely any blood on her, And
- 51:38Speaker 2: somehow that's the injury you sustain falling into a train
- 51:42Speaker 2: to a train that was going at full speed.
- 51:45Speaker 1: Ridiculous.
- 51:47Speaker 2: Trains would not be going that fast through a public area,
- 51:49Speaker 2: and they're supposed to go way slower.
- 51:51Speaker 1: They'd be going way slower. That thing was going full
- 51:53Speaker 1: fucking speed.
- 51:54Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, Leanne's funeral, Yeah, which for some reason,
- 52:00Speaker 2: all this shit seems to be Oh no, I think
- 52:02Speaker 2: this is all happening at Leanne's parents' house. Yeah, Taylor
- 52:06Speaker 2: is outside talking to a friend about the whole scenario,
- 52:09Speaker 2: about how she got a call and she missed a
- 52:13Speaker 2: call and the voicemail was from herself, with Leanne and
- 52:18Speaker 2: then how this has also happened to Shelley before, and
- 52:22Speaker 2: how the whole thing's weird, and Brian gets pissed off
- 52:26Speaker 2: and he's like, could you shut up? And Taylor takes
- 52:28Speaker 2: this as a queue to not shut up for one
- 52:32Speaker 2: whole second before she starts going again, and she does
- 52:35Speaker 2: this like three times. You're like, dude, damn Taylor, how
- 52:38Speaker 2: many times does someone gotta fucking ask you to stop
- 52:40Speaker 2: talking before you stop talking? So anyway, Brian, then you
- 52:48Speaker 2: see from Brian's starting to get upset and Beth is
- 52:52Speaker 2: trying to talk to him, and you see from Brian's
- 52:54Speaker 2: perspective that he's seeing some of the creepy shit that
- 52:58Speaker 2: Leanne is seeing. I think, yeah, implying that he he
- 53:04Speaker 2: got the call when they thought nobody else did.
- 53:07Speaker 1: Yeah, because Leanne saw the same thing on Beth's hand
- 53:10Speaker 1: when they were in class, and she's seeing all these
- 53:12Speaker 1: like distorted creepy faces, which, by the way, are all
- 53:15Speaker 1: just disgusting CG. It's just so bad.
- 53:19Speaker 2: It's all smooth and shiny and looks like it's just
- 53:22Speaker 2: laid over top of the film and not actually worked
- 53:25Speaker 2: into the film.
- 53:26Speaker 1: The only one that I are the one of the
- 53:27Speaker 1: ones I remember that was good. Was the guy on
- 53:29Speaker 1: the bus that was a good one. That was like
- 53:31Speaker 1: the one, and then everything else. Yeah, it just it
- 53:33Speaker 1: looks like they were almost superimposing stuff as opposed to
- 53:37Speaker 1: like you know, putting the green on the people's faces,
- 53:40Speaker 1: and like there's a.
- 53:41Speaker 2: Ghost over a little girl. At one point it looks
- 53:43Speaker 2: like the ghost is in the window and not in
- 53:45Speaker 2: fact behind her, like it's implied.
- 53:48Speaker 1: It's just god awful.
- 53:49Speaker 2: It's bizarre, very busy. So and the other weird thing
- 53:55Speaker 2: about this is you don't really have a clear indication
- 53:57Speaker 2: of time. You know, Leanne had two days, but it
- 53:59Speaker 2: kind of skips from when she got the call to
- 54:02Speaker 2: the night it's about to happen. Weird, weird, And then
- 54:07Speaker 2: you don't know when Brian got the call. When Beth
- 54:10Speaker 2: goes chasing after Brian after he gets upset, then he
- 54:14Speaker 2: tells her what's going on, and apparently his is minutes
- 54:17Speaker 2: away from happening, like two minutes they think. Yeah, So
- 54:22Speaker 2: it's very confusing. The cuts are so jarring that you
- 54:25Speaker 2: don't actually it all feels like it's happening over a
- 54:28Speaker 2: couple of days, but like if you do the math.
- 54:30Speaker 2: It's closer to like ten days. Also, who the hell's
- 54:34Speaker 2: planning a funeral and like less than two days?
- 54:38Speaker 1: Yes, if you think about it, Yeah, because le Anne
- 54:40Speaker 1: died and then it's like the next day they were
- 54:41Speaker 1: having a funeral. That takes like a week or so.
- 54:44Speaker 2: They have to like at best, you would have you
- 54:46Speaker 2: would get it happened on a Monday. You'd maybe get
- 54:49Speaker 2: to Friday. Yeah, maybe it's not the next day.
- 54:52Speaker 1: They have to do the autopsy.
- 54:53Speaker 2: They have to do and even if they don't have
- 54:55Speaker 2: to prepare the body, prepare the body and the information out, paperwork.
- 54:59Speaker 1: Has to be done. It's this isn't a fucking twenty
- 55:01Speaker 1: four hour turn time.
- 55:03Speaker 2: Yeah, so we don't even.
- 55:05Speaker 1: Think about that. That's ridiculous. Yeah, I didn't even think
- 55:07Speaker 1: about that.
- 55:08Speaker 2: So oh and I apologize. While this is all happening, uh,
- 55:13Speaker 2: After the party, it cuts briefly to a scene of
- 55:16Speaker 2: a cop talking to lady who might be hooker or
- 55:21Speaker 2: might be person who lives in neighborhood, not entirely clear.
- 55:26Speaker 2: And she has a flip phone video. All these are
- 55:29Speaker 2: flip phones, by the way, so just.
- 55:30Speaker 1: Every phone in this movie. The phone is a boost mobile.
- 55:33Speaker 2: Motorola, every single one of them.
- 55:36Speaker 1: They were definitely plugging that hardcore in this movie.
- 55:39Speaker 2: Yeah. So the detective who is Jackie andrews uh it
- 55:45Speaker 2: is busy working to get dirt and solve crime on
- 55:49Speaker 2: the streets and then he gets a call and uh,
- 55:55Speaker 2: you don't know what the hell that calls about. And
- 55:56Speaker 2: then he goes to talk to a doctor who's like, oh,
- 55:59Speaker 2: we didn't want to do the autopsy until you got here,
- 56:02Speaker 2: Like okay, but apparently you didn't also want to get
- 56:06Speaker 2: her out of the bag she came in. You couldn't
- 56:09Speaker 2: lay her out nice for the dude. Uh. And it's
- 56:12Speaker 2: his sister who also has the weird piece of candy,
- 56:16Speaker 2: like the red ball in her mouth.
- 56:21Speaker 1: It turns out to be candy.
- 56:22Speaker 2: It's candy.
- 56:24Speaker 1: Jawbreaker or something.
- 56:25Speaker 2: So he's like, he's involved now and uh he uh
- 56:32Speaker 2: so clearly his sister's connected somehow, but like, you don't
- 56:35Speaker 2: know what the hell.
- 56:36Speaker 1: You don't find out until very later on.
- 56:39Speaker 2: Yeah, so anyway, but.
- 56:40Speaker 1: It is convenient that he's a detective and on the.
- 56:43Speaker 2: Case, yes, and that his sister, who none of these
- 56:45Speaker 2: people knew, is involved.
- 56:48Speaker 1: With their circle of friends.
- 56:49Speaker 2: Now, yeah, because this is clearly impacting their friends specifically,
- 56:54Speaker 2: So back to Beth and Brian.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Back to Brian.
- 56:57Speaker 2: Brian lets her hear the call, and he's like, yeah,
- 57:02Speaker 2: I just get my head so turned around sometime and
- 57:05Speaker 2: then uh, that's it, And so he starts getting upset
- 57:10Speaker 2: with her, and she's like trying to say, like, oh,
- 57:12Speaker 2: it won't happen, but we need to do something, and
- 57:16Speaker 2: he's like, oh, if you just think it won't happen,
- 57:18Speaker 2: then it won't happen. So he tries to leave, except
- 57:23Speaker 2: then he realizes that or she yells that he forgot
- 57:26Speaker 2: his phone, so he starts to walk back. Well, there's
- 57:28Speaker 2: construction going on across the street from them, and did
- 57:31Speaker 2: that exact moment an explosion happens. It's very final destination
- 57:37Speaker 2: and a piece of rebar goes right through his chest.
- 57:41Speaker 2: And it's so stupid because the rebar, if his back
- 57:48Speaker 2: was to the construction site, and the construction, to be clear,
- 57:51Speaker 2: is on the roof of the building above this.
- 57:55Speaker 1: It's like seven stories in the air, like it's way
- 57:58Speaker 1: up there.
- 57:58Speaker 2: So the rebar, however, when you're looking directly at him,
- 58:02Speaker 2: is pointed up in the direction of his face. So
- 58:05Speaker 2: somehow even though the explosion happened above and behind him.
- 58:09Speaker 2: The rebar I don't know did it bounce off the
- 58:12Speaker 2: ground and then go through him, because it should be
- 58:14Speaker 2: pointed down towards the ground. If you're looking at his
- 58:17Speaker 2: front side, it is like facing the exact wrong angle.
- 58:20Speaker 1: And what my favorite part about that is is no
- 58:23Speaker 1: one around him is endangered in any way, not even Beth,
- 58:27Speaker 1: who's like directly in front of him. It's just him.
- 58:30Speaker 1: He's the only and it's just one thing of rebar.
- 58:32Speaker 1: There was concrete and all this other shit flying around.
- 58:35Speaker 1: I don't think I saw any cars get hit in
- 58:37Speaker 1: the background. Just the rebar that goes straight through his heart,
- 58:41Speaker 1: not like happens to go through a leg or an.
- 58:43Speaker 2: Arm, and that he barely bleeds too. Yeah, And then
- 58:47Speaker 2: I think we have to give credit to the one
- 58:48Speaker 2: scare in the movie that actually scared us where we
- 58:52Speaker 2: heard a noise oh yeah, and we both jumped a
- 58:55Speaker 2: little because we were like, Jesus, is that like the
- 58:58Speaker 2: loudest espresso maker ever? Or like, what is that? We
- 59:03Speaker 2: found out later what it was, but that was the
- 59:06Speaker 2: literal only time either one of us jumped. It's the
- 59:10Speaker 2: only time I jumped, so Brian's dead. Beth starts talking
- 59:19Speaker 2: to the detective. She starts explaining all this shit's weird.
- 59:23Speaker 2: He kind of brushes her off about it. He's like, yeah,
- 59:26Speaker 2: we're looking into it, blah blah blah. But yeah, they
- 59:31Speaker 2: kind of have like a brief conversation to connect and uh,
- 59:35Speaker 2: it's whatever. So then she goes home. Taylor is sitting
- 59:42Speaker 2: at home in the dark like creep because she's freaked
- 59:45Speaker 2: out because her number is in his phone, in Brian's phone,
- 59:50Speaker 2: and it and whoever's in the phone, like anyone who's
- 59:52Speaker 2: whose phone numbers in your phone could get called, or
- 59:55Speaker 2: at least that's what's being theorized at this point by
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: the other people. So they're both freaking out. Beth tries
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: to calm her down, so they agree, Okay, we'll take
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: the phone batteries out. They can't call if the phone like, okay,
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: so mystically you get a voicemail of yourself saying something
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: in the future. But yeah, the battery being out will
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: solve that, because we know none of this is supernatural.
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: So Beth takes out the batteries, They throw the phones
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: on the couch, they go to sleep. We get a
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: really weird cut, like a weird scene of like cut
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: sequences between like things going on in different rooms. Like
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: they couldn't find a really good way to do that,
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: And I should say, anytime someone mentions something traumatic, Beth
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: gets a weird flashback that you have no context for
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: what the hell's going on with her.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't even find out whatever happened with her.
- 1:00:49Speaker 2: You get all these flashbacks, you get a brief like
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: an eye meaning an extremely brief explanation, And apparently that
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: was all you needed because yeah, that.
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: Had no relevance to the movie.
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: They were trying to give her a backstory to make
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: you care more about her, but it was so irrelevant
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: to the plot because they tried to make it relevant,
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: then it turned out it was completely irrelevant.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: Had nothing to do with anything.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: It was like when you figure out what's actually going on,
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: it doesn't have anything to do with anything. But like
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: they were trying to use it to connect her to
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: the to what was happening, but it didn't really make sense,
- 1:01:26Speaker 2: and they did such a poor job connecting it that
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: you're just like, you could have cut that scene out
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: and I would have cared about her exactly the same amount.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no relevance other than trying to link the
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: whole like abuse thing.
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: That was that and it didn't really even work anyway.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Yeah it did. It barely did anything to the story.
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: So after they do some really weird cuts of them
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: sleeping and random objects in their home, a phone rings downstairs.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: Uh somehow, it's only half a ring in when Beth's
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: down the stairs and Taylor stand in the fucking corner
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: like a weirdo hob goblins just like it.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: Which is it?
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: Jesus, how did you get down here? She's like fucking
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: Tony Kullett in Hereditary. She's just in the corner already.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: You're like, how the fuck did you get here? And
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: Tabeth checks her phone. It's not her, Taylor checks her phone.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: They they go on a weird thing where, uh, they
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: attempt to smash the phone repeatedly.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: That's like a trope throughout the rest of the movie,
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: Like they keep trying to smash phones like it's that's
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: gonna just end everything.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: And they repeatedly prove it doesn't work. That does not
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: stop anybody smashing these phones.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: So many phones get smashing this and I'm like, does
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: everyone just have backup phones.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: I do feel a little bad for Taylor because, oh,
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: she wasn't that bright. But there is a scene where
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: everybody like, this is a thing that's going on on
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: this college campus that everybody knows this is happening. So
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: it's not even like people don't believe you. They're like, nope,
- 1:02:59Speaker 2: shit's real. Like Jesus, that took little to no energy
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: to bread.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Get out of here. The curse it is real.
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: So Taylor has all these people surrounding her who are
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: taking her phone, and she's like, you can delete it
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: if you want to. So I think they're talking about
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: the voicemail at first, and then I realized they started
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: their phone numbers. They're deleting their phone numbers out of
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: her phone, like Jesus Christ. So Beth shuts that shit down.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: They smashed the phone up. Uh. Then they're going home,
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: and then they bump into Ted, who is Ray Wise.
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: And Ted runs a TV show and has already heard
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: about this somehow and would like to perform an exorcism
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: on Taylor because as we know, she's somehow possessed somehow.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: Should we just play this storyline out real quick and
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: get back to THEO, because it's you know what I mean,
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: because they kind of go back and forth.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: Or yes, Taylor, I'm just gonna do her breathing, yeah,
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: and give again. It doesn't really matter that much. Taylor
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: decides to go along with the whole thing, even though
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: Beth doesn't want her to. Uh, they try to exercise her.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: Then she gets try to.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: Exercise the phone.
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Then they try to exercise the phone.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: Like I command you to come out of the cell phone,
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: and I let out a squeal because I was like, oh,
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: that's fucking great, let's exercise a fucking electronic device.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: Well, Beth and the detective are trying to figure out
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: the what the hell's going on, which I'll get back
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: to in a second. They literally come racing to talk
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: to her to do what I don't know, I don't know,
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: and uh yeah, she still ends up dying anyway, and
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: then the cameras conveniently don't actually save the information that happens.
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: So she dies anyway, and then unfortunately.
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: Little red marble comes out of her mouth.
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: Hill yeah, and then Beth gets her call. So going
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: back back to Beth and Jack. Jack comes to see
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: Beth and they have a discussion that he has figured
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: out that the connection with these people is they all
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: worked at the same hospital doing an internship, and they're
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: trying to figure out, like, Okay, so Brian got the
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: call from Leanne, who got the call from Shelley? And
- 1:05:15Speaker 2: who did Shelley get the call from? Well, Shelley got
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: the call from Jack's sister who died. And then so
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: then they're like, all right, so who got who sent
- 1:05:25Speaker 2: out the first call? Whoever sent out the first call,
- 1:05:27Speaker 2: that's who we need to go talk to. Well, they
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: go to find this nurse. They go to her house.
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: They try to break in with what looks like it's
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: supposed to be a credit card but looks more like
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: a vaguely thick piece of paper. And when they break in,
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: they're looking around. There are creepy dolls that resemble the
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: creepy shit that Leanne. You got to see what Leanne
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: had seen? Doller, Yeah, creepy doll in the stroller, the millipedes,
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: and so they're seeing some of that stuff, but they
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: don't know what the hell that's for, uh, And they
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: notice that there is a disc They find a disc
- 1:06:11Speaker 2: for a for something that says kids room. So they're
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: watching the nanny cam and it just looks like a
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: basic disc. So they're like, all right, let's go find
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: the nannycam. They go to find the nanny cam. Well,
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: they can't find it. It's not where it was. And
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: then it turns out they start looking into this this
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: woman who is I guess also a nurse, and she
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: has a history for children coming in with asthma attacks
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: and burns and cuts and bug bites and stuff like
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: that that send her to the hot send the kids
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: to the hospital several times. So they're like, oh okay,
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: and Beth over there jumps immediately to Moonshausen syndrome by proxy,
- 1:06:58Speaker 2: which if you're unaware of what that is, which is
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: funny because we've just recently watched some Forensic Files episodes
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: that were so Munchasen syndrome by proxy. It comes up
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: in the act. That's one example of it. Sixth sense
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: it comes up. It's basically when a parent makes a child.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: It can happen other people, but the prime example is
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: usually a parent will make a child sick or a
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: peer sick to get attention by needing to take them
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: to like the hospital to get medical attention, and they
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: surmise that this woman whose name is Mary Layton has
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: been doing this to her two daughters, whose names are
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: Ellie and other child.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: Laurel.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: Laurel. Thank you Laurel. Yeah, so they're very upset about this,
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: and now they're suspecting this all has something to do
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: with that, but they don't know what the hell it is.
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: But they are running out of time, so then they
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: run to go try to save what's her face? Taylor? Uh,
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: and Taylor obviously does not make it if you were
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: listening earlier. Yeah, and then Beth gets her call. Now,
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: prior to this, everyone had been getting about two days
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: for each of their calls, give or take a few hours. Apparently,
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: fuck Beth, because Beth gets less than twenty four hours.
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: Yeah, she gets like a day.
- 1:08:28Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the first Taylor's death is supposed to be
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: like eight thirty something, and then hers is supposed to
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: be it's seven fifty five the next day.
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, oh, all right, then that's fine.
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: And then she goes into the police station with Jack
- 1:08:43Speaker 2: and then Margaret Chose says her funny line about calling
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: customer service. That was great, and then it cuts to
- 1:08:49Speaker 2: the next morning and she's like, I'm gonna die today,
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: and you're like, wait, what wasn't it yesterday? Oh you're
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: like and we're like, oh, yeah, I guess it was daytime,
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: So I guess it is the next day. That was
- 1:09:00Speaker 2: not really clear the way they did that.
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: Time stamps would have really helped this movie.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: Time stamps would have been great. A clearer progression between times,
- 1:09:09Speaker 2: like a clear indication that she was at the police
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: station all night. That would have been good, better editing. Yeah,
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: so she's like, yeah, fuck this, I'm not gonna just
- 1:09:21Speaker 2: sit here, but she starts getting upset. He notices some
- 1:09:25Speaker 2: scars on her arm. Then he asks her what the
- 1:09:27Speaker 2: hell that's about. And it turns out her mom used
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: to burn her with cigarettes, and that's why she's supposed
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: to you're supposed to feel bad for her, and that's
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: her connection.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: Is dad hung herself too, and ship like.
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: What you said, her dad hung herself.
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: Hung hung himself sorry, which.
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: By the way, you see her see.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: Him do that through a hole in the door.
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: Yes, which doesn't even look like a door, Like they
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: cut to the where the hole is, you know, like,
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: is that a wall, is that the floor the ceiling?
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: I have no idea that's a.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: Non descript piece of wood You've got me pointed at.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm looking at. Yeah, and then
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: when she gets up to me like, oh, I guess
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: it's a wall. Okay. Then her dad kills himself in
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: her flashback, and then she cries on Jack's arm, and
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: then they never speak about it again. No more flashbacks.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: That is that is it for that? So back to
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: what's going on with them. That's pretty much like fuck that.
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: We're going to figure out what's going on. I'm done
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: with this bullshit. And he's like, all right, Well, they
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: figure out that this whole thing has to do with
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: the fire in the beginning, and Mary Layton's daughter, Laurel Laurel,
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: Laurel L Laurel, she's still alive. They go to talk
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: to her. She's mute and a child, but the teddy
- 1:10:54Speaker 2: bear she's holding still she's the kid from the beginning.
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: I should also say, which you don't find out till.
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: You have to put that together too. They didn't really.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: You have to remember her face from the four seconds
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: she was in the fucking mood.
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: An hour ago, an hour ago.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: Oh that's her, okay.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: Yeah, So they're trying to talk to her trying to
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: bully this child who they assume has been abused by
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: yelling at her.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: I mean not not Jack though, that was all.
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: But would you love because she's the victim of abuse,
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: You'd think a really an excellent moment to show that
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: she is, you know, she has empathy for the kid
- 1:11:34Speaker 2: because of the abuse, would have been for her to
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: calmly sit down and try to talk to Now. Fuck
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: that she's gonna scream at the kid because she has
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: no idea what it likes to be abused. Yeah, and
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: because they suspect that the mother is how the phone
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: calls are happening, So they're trying to locate her because
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: as far as they know, Laurel's there at the Foster
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: home Ellie the old his daughter has died, they believe
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: at the hands of Mary leyton yep. And so the
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: Jack says, Okay, well, I'm gonna go look at records,
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: see if I can track credit cards or whatever to
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: try to find this woman to try to figure this out.
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: And uh, Beth's like, cool, I'm gonna go do detective
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: work too. He's like, well we should stay together, and
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: she's like, nah, fuck that.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: Fuck that.
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: So she lies and says she's going somewhere else. I
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: think the library. She doesn't do that. She gets a
- 1:12:28Speaker 2: a cab ride over to the hospital that was on
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: fire in the beginning because they which was apparently about
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: a week ago, but again you add the math up,
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: it's been about ten days total.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: Yeah, so who knows?
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: Yeah who? So she goes to the hospital where Mary
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: Leyton and her family were the day the hospital caught fire.
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: Looking for the looking for this lady's body because she
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: feels like she burned up in there and.
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: That's why she hasn't been accounted for. So she wants
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: to go find her.
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: She's going to find this lady in a hospital, a
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: huge hospital. Yeah, and like pretty much immediately finds her.
- 1:13:10Speaker 2: No, she doesn't here a while because I mean the
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: cop gets there before she finds her. She runs around
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: in the hospital, gets scared by one thing, and then
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: tries to haul a Yeah the baby on the cell phone,
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: which is more funny than anything.
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: That was hilarious, And then.
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: She tries to haul us out. She can't do that.
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: She starts getting dragged off. Jack shows up. He tries
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: to help her. He gets knocked out, event conveniently, opens
- 1:13:36Speaker 2: up in the room she's in, but the event that
- 1:13:39Speaker 2: drops into the floor underneath the hospital, she finds Mary's body.
- 1:13:45Speaker 2: Mary's or at least.
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: That we think, which is all burned up and in
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: this ac duct or something.
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: So yeah, that she takes Mary's phone, and Mary's calling
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: somebody because you know, time's running out for Beth. Beth's
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: out and she thinks this is calling her, so she's
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: trying to smash up the.
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: Phone get another phone.
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: And then Mary's burned up body. You assume she's dead,
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: which I don't know how she would be alive for
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: that many days with that.
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: Much burnt like that, Now she was a ghost, I
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: don't know what's going on.
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: Most people would go into shock and then die. She
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: just hung out an event for ten days with no
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: medical treatment at all.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: So I assume she I don't know, she's got to
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: be a ghost, but I don't know.
- 1:14:28Speaker 2: But also she didn't appear to be a ghost.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: Yes, I don't. I don't know.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: It was weird, no no idea. So then she chases
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: Beth sort of down the uh vents, Yeah, and then
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: kind of just lays on top of Beth and is crying,
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: and you're like.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Am I supposed to empathize with this burnt up thing?
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: But I don't know why I'm empathizing with her though. Yeah,
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: and then they figure out what I can't remember how
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: to figure out what the bear, what the camera is.
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: I don't know how they figure it out. They just
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: go back to I don't know, they go, they go,
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: I'm pretty.
- 1:15:09Speaker 2: Sure, Oh yeah, no, okay, I got it. So now
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: that they know that, oh yeah, because Jack says he's
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: gonna go tell Laurel that that's that her mom's dead.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Marie is dead, and Beth thinks she's safe now because
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: she didn't die. So then Jack goes to tell Laura
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: Laurel's asleep. He's looking at a picture of her with
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: her teddy bear, and he I don't know why, but
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: that makes him think critical thinking, and he takes the
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: teddy bear from her room. That's the camera. The camera,
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: the camera that apparently also sings the tune that they
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: keep hearing, because that makes sense.
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: Well, the camera doesn't sing it, it's just the but.
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: The bear sings. Like why is the bear a singing
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: bear and a camera? That's two different things. So so yeah,
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: then conveniently inside is another disc from the nanny cam
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: that conveniently explains exactly what's been happening. Yeah, and only that,
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: which is that the older sister, Ellie was attacking Laurel
- 1:16:24Speaker 2: and she would get upset and cause her own asthma attacks.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: And then the mom, Marie, walks in, sees her cutting
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: her sister's arm, takes the sister away, and Ellie gets
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: stuck in the room, upset, goes, has an asthma attack,
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: goes to get her inhaler, can't get to the inhaler.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: She makes the noise that we heard earlier.
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: That's scared with.
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: That Beth kept hearing and uh. Then the girl dies
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: and apparently she has been using her mom's phone. No, yeah,
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: she tries to call her mom, her mom with the phone.
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: And that's what apparently starts to fucking curse.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: Yeah what first off? What?
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: What?
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: Second off? So you killed? So you died, and then
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: then your mom died in the hospital with the phone,
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: I guess in her hand. So then like, why did it?
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: How did you pick? You conveniently picked the detective sister,
- 1:17:29Speaker 2: and then only Beth's friends after that. It's supposed to
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: be random, but it's conveniently isolated to detective sister and
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: Beth's group of friends.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Yeah, because you could have had it be random people
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: around the country or around even the same state or
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: something like that and been like, Wow, these people are
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: just randomly dying in crazy ways and connected the dots,
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: And I get how they like, I realize now that
- 1:17:51Speaker 2: the reason they had to say they were all interning
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: at the same hospital was because that's how they would
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: have each other's numbers. Yeah, but also, okay, you could
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: have tied them in somehow better, and also like they.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: Were the cause of the fire and they were being
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: picked off one by one something.
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: But this is just a girl who's being evil to
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: be evil. And this is the second film we've seen
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: where like it's, oh, the mother's actually protecting you from
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: her daughter, and uh yeah, it's basically at that point
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: I think Jack run like a hauling ass to save Beth,
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: though he has no reason to actually suspect she's still
- 1:18:27Speaker 2: in danger based off that information.
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: He's going there to tell her, Yeah, because he's the
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: only one that's seen the tape the nanny campt He's
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: going there to tell her what happened.
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: Yes, and the story, and then he gets there, they
- 1:18:45Speaker 2: go in Beth like they hear banging at the door
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: right behind him. He gets stabbed through the door by Ellie.
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: And then as Ellie's going to kill Beth, then apparently
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: Marie decides to get off of her ass and actually
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: stop her daughter because apparently she had the power all
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: along and just let like six people die before she
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: got around to it. Also fastest ghost turnover ever that
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: she was managing to murder this many people after dying
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: like literal days earlier.
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: Yeah, this movie is just irresponsible. That's the best way
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: I can put it. It makes no sense.
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: You got to stick to it like a plan. I
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: there was no plan.
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: Oh my god, with how terrible the story was and
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: how much it didn't make sense. I did enjoy the
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: sound design of this movie. It was very well done.
- 1:19:38Speaker 1: The back speakers were working very well in this round.
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: Sound definitely had some good jump scares. Cinematography was good,
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: acting was good, but good god, it just fell completely
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: flat on its face multiple times.
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: Every time it got back up to try and keep going,
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: just right back on its face.
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: Yeah, they really couldn't pick a direction. Like I said that,
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: you leave this movie the same way you went in.
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: You have no real feeling. I was not. I didn't
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: care about any of the characters, Like I didn't care
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: about the guy's sister. He didn't seem particularly hurt after
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: he saw the body about it. He didn't seem really
- 1:20:14Speaker 2: affected by anything. No, And it was super weird that
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: when they said bye right before you know, he got
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: got when he came back, she was like, oh, maybe
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: you could call me sometimes like that. Dude is ten
- 1:20:26Speaker 2: years older than you. No, so and even if and
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: I know that was technically their real life ages, but
- 1:20:34Speaker 2: if she was twenty two, I don't think there's I
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: don't think people make detective at twenty two, so who knows. Yeah,
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: she was way younger than him. And it was weird.
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: Yeah, so definitely not a winner. When I watch it again, fucking.
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: Yes, have fun with that.
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: Oh it was so bad. It's like it's like a
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: train wreck. I have to watch it real quick. I
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: gotta run through this like asap because we're like way
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: over on time here. I guess I'm trivia. Actually, I
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: got a tagline. This is the greatest tagline of all time.
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: What will it sound like when you die?
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: God, you listen to this.
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm listening.
- 1:21:12Speaker 1: Okay, Trivia Giamo Adult Game. I can never say his name.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: I'll just say del Toro. I always have a problem
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: saying Guilleremo was offered a chance to direct, but turned
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: it down to work on hell Boy two.
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: Smart move, Smart move.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: When in preparation of this film, director Alec Villette whatever
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: his name is, never watched the original Japanese version and
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: asked the actors not to watch it either. That was
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: a terrible move on your part. You probably could have
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: gotten some inspiration. Out of eighty reviews in roten Tomatoes,
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: none of them have been positive, resulting in an abysmal
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: zero percent. As of twenty nineteen, This got a Moldy
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: Tomato Award for the worst reviewed film of two thousand
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: and eight, although it got zero percent on ron Tomatoes,
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: making it the worst film of two thousand and eight.
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: It was never nominated for any Razzies, so that's pretty interesting.
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: Rotten Tomatoes declared this the second worst film of the
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: two thousands, coming behind Ballistic X versus seven No Idea
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: What that is? The original writer Andrew Claven has also
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: mentioned several times he wrote the script under the assumption
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: that it was going to be a horror comedy and
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: was very surprised when the movie was made as a
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: serious horror film. Regarding some of the very clunky dialogue,
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: he said, those were supposed to be jokes. And last,
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: but not least, will the Japanese horror remake Oh. This
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: was the last Japanese horror remake to be theatrical theatrically
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: released ever since. The trend started with The Ring in
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: two thousand and two and ended with this film in
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. This film is often to blame
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: for killing off public interest and Japanese horror remakes due
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: to its critical and financial failure. It made so much money,
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: though at the same time found footage horror movies it
- 1:22:47Speaker 1: started to see a rise in popularity instead, beginning with
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: Paranormal Activity in two thousand and seven, even though that
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: didn't fully release till two thousand and nine. Four point
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: zero out of ten on NINEBB, one point seven out
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: of five on Letterbox. I can't decide between a one
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: and a half and a two, but it's probably gonna
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: be a one and a half. I want to give
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: it a too, but the CG was so bad. I
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: have to knock it, So it's probably gonna be a
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: one and a half for me. What would you have
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: given it?
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: Like a one?
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: Like a one. I still gave it the heart though,
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: because they definitely tried and I will want it's gonna
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: be a guilty pleasure movie of mine. But it's still
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: an awful movie. So nonetheless, that is one miscall from
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. Enjoy watching that if you'd like.
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: I'm not going for probably, I'm just saying it's like
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: I said, it's gonna be a guilty pleasure movie for
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: me for sure.
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: Recommendation of the week is going to be Mom.
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: And Dad Saved the World. Go watch that. It's on
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: HBO Max.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: That's an enjoyable film. Terrible ratings, super fun.
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: No, it's got like a two point six better than
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: a one point seven.
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually looked up the Ballistic one. That's that's
- 1:23:53Speaker 2: Lucy Lou and Antonio banderas Oh wow. Yeah.
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- 1:24:08Speaker 2: You are Watson l MP ninety boom Me.
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: And Corey will be back next week doing something a
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: little different. We were gonna try and do like a
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: stoner horror movie comedy thing, but turns out there's not
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: a lot of those, and we did a couple last
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: year and there's just not a lot.
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: Yeah, you tapped all the material early.
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: We really did. There's just not a lot of good
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: ones left. And I don't want to do Evil Bong
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: because that has like a one point seven. You mean
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: this one did too, But we had to do this
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: one because we did a good movie. Last time, we
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: me and you did an episode you know, terrible movie.
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: This time we'll go back to a good movie and
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: keep flipping back and forth. Yeah, So tune in next
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: week for that guys.
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: Until then, stay tuned and stay spooky.
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: H