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RHOM & BDM Recaps · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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I guess we are live. Let me let me start the music. Okay,
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okay, let's do it. Who Drama Darling, Drama, Darling,
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Drama, Darling. Hello, everybody, welcome back. It's drama Darling.
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It is Tuesday, and boy, I already forgot to put up my soundboards.
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So if you're hearing a bit of an echo, sorry about that.
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I'll get to it in a second. Emily Teresis is with me Hi ams
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Hello, I'm live. Yes, this is our first live stream on YouTube.
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It is an unlisted stream, which means it's only available right now for
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Patreon folks. So if you are here, throw up a comment in the
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chat and we'll see if this is working. You know, this is this
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is Oh my gosh, it's working. Russ Hi. This is so exciting.
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Okay. So I, Emily and I are going to be testing this
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this out for the next week in hopes that this will be another perk for
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patrons and the long in the long run and potentially be like a Tuesday and
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Thursday thing for the public as well, but then Monday, Wednesday, Friday
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and bonus episodes it would just be closed to patrons. That is the long
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term goal. If this all goes well, So this is great. So
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I popped up Russ's comment. There we've got another. We've got Alyssa's here.
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Hi Alyssapee. So thank you for joining us, patron darlings. And
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this is also going to be found. This doesn't screw anything up. You're
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always going to get your podcasts wherever you find your podcast Tuesdays and Thursdays,
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and you're gonna get your video for Tier two and three over on Patreon.
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You're gonna get the regular podcast posted up there. Nothing changes. This is
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just another layer that we're trying to implement here. So well, if they're
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watching live and commenting, it's your duty as a darling to correct us.
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Well we don't know a name. Oh go get a timeline. Screw up.
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This is gonna be need to. We need the help. We're gonna
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throw out an owl. Hoot. There we're gonna I want to alert everyone
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to the birds of Paradise flowers in the background. Here, bird of Paradise
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is out. Oh, I have a bush. I have a bush.
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These are from my front yard and it never occurred to me to ever like
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cut them and put them in a vase. So it's like I watch them
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grow for like a week, and then all of a sudden they just die.
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And I watched them just shrivel up on the plant, and I'm my
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sister in law was like, Sissy, cut those suckers off, put them
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in a vase. Okay, yeah, yeah, great, Oh my god,
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we've got a lot of people here. Hi, Steven, Oh my
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god, this is so exciting. Stephen. Let me just say, my
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WiFi has been pretty good for the past several months. But we'll see.
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I mean, honestly, there's a terrible storm here, so right you Stephen
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may have just jinxed it. Oh god, No. Yeah, Emily is
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still Marilyn. Emily. She's over there, and she might get not snowed
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in, but iceed in, because like, frankly, it's going to be
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raining there. It's not just I don't think it's Finn. Is it finn
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Can we consider this Finn? Sure they canceled, They made the schools a
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half day to day around here. That's how bad the rain is, which
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I've never heard of, because maybe it's a thing now with more hurricane but
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like especially like south of here, but it's I couldn't believe it. Wow,
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Wow, Brandy is piping in over here. You know, if you
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can see I'm actually putting some of the comments. I can see. Yeah,
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I mean it's exciting stuff. Yeah, Brandy says that it's windy and
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raining in the Midwest. Well, you know that's my jam. So also,
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Amy loves the gray I do. Well, that's Maddie's middle name.
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That's how much you love gray. That's great days, that's actually the story.
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That's actually I know. Oh okay, I know, like pan Emily,
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Oh yeah, we can't. I know, we can't move forward anymore
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without discussing my outfit, okay, because I just want you to know if
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you feel like you've tuned in and you're seeing Luan, yeah, that would
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be an good assumption. I do kind of love it. It's very like
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seventies chic or like eighties she I love it. Thank you, Emily.
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Oh my god. So what I'm doing is I'm wearing a black turtlec and
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I looked at it and I said, it's just a black turtle. Like
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what am I going to do with this? So I went into some of
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my costume jewelry and found like a turquoise like a statement necklace very Luanne,
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and I said, I think I'm gonna Luyana and up today. And I
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got online with Emily and I said, you got to tell me right now,
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does this look stupid or not? And she said it's her jam,
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so she signed off on this. Also, it kind of matches your sweatshirt,
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the turquoise matches weird. She didn't even Yeah, I didn't even put
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that together, of course, have a duh, I mean, have a
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doubt that duh. All Abo, Okay, we have so much to talk
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about today because we're doing like a double recap, So first we're going to
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do Miami and then we're going to do Below Deck med So but I have
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to tell you the only serving dish that we're going to do today because because
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we have to, it's only like one story dish. And that is because
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quite frankly, we cannot move on without talking about how Joe Gorga just attacked
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the grounds at his son's high school wrestling match because the ref's call was bad
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or what have you, and he made such a scuffle that he got kicked
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right out about high school, I mean the ref, the parents took to
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the to the floor, they all wrangle the Joe Gorgat right out of those
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doors. And wow, this is a wreck of a person. I mean
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anytime I see and I saw it last night was at my niece's JB basketball
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game and this guy was unhinged at the ref and really, so this is
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a basic Oh it's beyond a thing. And I think it's way worse than
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I remember it being when I was a kid. But I am and I
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played sports all growing up and through college, and now I would have never
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imagined at like and at my nephew's games. They're little kids. So even
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so, I'm just like, are you kidding me? Gorga, dad,
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stop embarrassing me? A little like Leason Barlowe, But like, what are
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you doing, Joe? No kid wants you on the screen, like running
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to the what I don't know what they would call it, wrestling the mats,
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the mats. What an embarrassment? I mean. And the thing is,
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Joe, that kid is already okay, let's be honest. Yeah,
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people are already looking at his parents, you know what I mean. It's
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already kind of not about the kid at his wrestling match. It's kind of
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about his famous parents at the wrestling match. And I know that, like
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you can say, well, people are probably used to it, but not
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everybody, not the it's a scene, you know, and so the best
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thing you can do is not just make it completely about you, like how
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could you do that to your kid? That's kind of where I'm at with
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that too. Uh. You know, parents see rage when they see any
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kind of injustice in quotes happening to their child. That's and sometimes what happens
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is it's like that's subjective, you know what I'm saying, Like a bad
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call that's gonna happen. What are you teaching your kid at this point?
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You know, you kind of have to like suck it up. At times.
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They're gonna be bad calls all over the place in sports, They're gonna
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be unfair things happen in your kid's life. You've got to be able to
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like tell them, you know, shit happens, okay, yes, right,
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Oh, and you know these are seeing these are you know Joe Gorga.
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I mean I'm assuming this, but he's definitely one of those people that's
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probably like, it's not to you ball, you know, it's not not
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everybody gets a trophy at the end of the day. And then here you
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are showing your ass at the wrestling match to make sure that your son gets
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private treatment? Right right? Right? What are you doing? I love
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how quickly they just swept him away. I mean that was Jersey will take
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care of itself. Like, here's the thing. And we don't know,
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shout out any Jerseyans who have been to kids, you know, sporting events,
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do you guys? Is this a regular occurrence where parents are just constantly
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taken to the field or to the mats and then they get scuffled off?
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Like is this how it is? I mean, it could be a Jersey
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thing. I don't know, but I saw this on All about TRH.
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I kind of what's that? I saw this on All about TRH by the
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way, Oh yeah, I think it was on TMZ too, but hopefully
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because I hope he sees it. Oh hey, I have my nephew is
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here. Oh my gosh, is he okay with being on screen? Whinny
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High, Winny High Winny the dog? Oh my gosh, what's your name?
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And Winnie Hi? Dylan? I plugged it? Can you hear?
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Okay? Oh? In you guys are so cute and cool. Oh my
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gosh, are you okay with being on YouTube. Class trip got canceled by
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I'm so sorry about that. That's such a bummer. Well, you and
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Winnie will have some quality time today. Yeah, that's the little dog.
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How old is Winnies? How old? Two years? Oh? My?
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Three years? Okay? Is he a Springer Spaniel? She is a what's
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winny? Cava poo? Cava poo? Okay, oh my gosh, cava
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poo. So what's the cave part? Calve cavalier, a king cavalier and
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darlings? What is this? What is what is this? If you can't
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give a leir in a poodle? What an amazing mix. I've never seen
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a mixed link that. Oh my gosh, yeah, oh my gosh.
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Well thanks, but okay, I'll come bye, Dylan, Bye, Winnie,
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Amy says bye. Stephen Boy. Steven says that my brother wrestled in
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high school and it happened every single time during those meets. It's weird.
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Okay, Well that puts some perspective on it. That really does Where does
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Stephen go to high school? If he's in the Philadelphia area, where did
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he go I'm wondering? Oh interesting, Okay, well that's a question for
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Steven. Help I'm sure he'll pipe in. He's gonna pipe in. This
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is why this isn't gonna work. I'm just gonna sign now. I know
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we're gonna keep Okay, well, we're gonna stay on task, I promise.
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But this is like, this is what this is. This is why
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I love this as a perk. But listen, I want to get into
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Miami and in order to do that, I really I hope that we don't
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get in trouble on YouTube for that because I don't know the rules. But
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guess what I've got cooked up for us here. It's the Miami Vice theme
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song. Yes it is. There's so many Yesterday songs like choices, I
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know, I know. So we're gonna just pop right into uh Real Housewives
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of Miami. This is episode ten. This is uh Mamasy to Madness Part
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two. Yeah, so good and Yesterday because I was playing Miami Vice all
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the time, yes, like on the show. I every time I got
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in my like the rental car, Miami Vice would just be blasting through the
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car because it connects with the Blue Tooth. That was like, I'm just
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gonna leave it run. Let's see soundtrack. That would pump me up on
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any given bad day, Like it's actually not somebody I know just bought a
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Prius and when you get in, there's like this little like theme song that
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starts up when you open up the door, and it's like, oh yeah,
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it's like this. I know it's delightful. So but now I'm thinking
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we should be able to program our vehicles to play any kind of theme song
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this second, like we started up, it's like get you in the mood
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by you know what I'm saying, Either that or you might want to go
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with this the Golden Girls Miami theme song. Just say what I've getting the
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car, you're buckling up, You're like, I can take on the day
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now. I would bet that. As long as I love ring tones,
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I think so six months you love tone, Yeah, it's the new ring
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tone. I mean quite frankly, I feel like I might want to do
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Audreyana's. Yeah, so many songs about Miami more than not as much as
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New York. But it's getting there. It's getting there, all right,
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guys. So we are picking up at Nicole's redo Mother's Day brunch, the
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Hot Mom Club party, which, again, those Jean jackets are lit.
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I mean, I saw I got my eyes on those again, and I
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was like, I would wear hot mom club on the back. I'm popping
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all around Santa Clarita on that thing, and I'm like, you know who
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this is, you know who you're dealing with right here, check me out.
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So I wouldn't be afraid to wear it. I would embarrass my husband
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and my daughter everywhere we went. Maddie wouldn't care. She would she would
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be like, and my mom is hot. And then when she gets to
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be like nine, she'd be like, oh my god, please don't wear
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that. Please don't. I'm pleasing it. And of course we get We
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did kind of pick up with the storm out of Alexia and Marisol, I
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think, and her being like, no, this is bad, but like
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thanks for the jean jacket. Bye, and then they leave and and Marisol
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is had tried to tell Nicole like she's wished me dead. Da da da
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da da, We're not gonna stay. Nicole still doesn't understand. Keiky says,
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I've heard things like I've heard things maybe on podcasts or whatever, and
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Nicole's like, I don't have time for podcasts. And we get the cut
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to you behind the Velvet Rope with uh eight, im sorry, and I
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can and and I realized that's her daughter. That's her daughter. Yeah,
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I didn't know that last week. I realized that at some point between the
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last week and this week because I saw I like looked for that actual clip
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and I realized it. I don't think I texted you, but I'm sure
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you heard it before then. No, I didn't know it until I watched
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it last night. I was like, Oh, it's her daughter. Okay,
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you know she's taking up for her mom, So like whatever went down
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with them, her daughter's obviously taking up for her mom. But it is
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rough to hear because you're like, yeah, you've said horrible things, or
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at least you've signed off on your daughter saying them on this podcast. Why
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would Marisol want to be around you. You're literally called approving of her being
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called a rotting corpse. I mean that is rough. That's some rough stuff.
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So I'm going I co signed them leaving the party, By god,
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I was delighted that they came back, but we'll get to that in a
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second. And ran into Anthony while they were gone. I can't believe that
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the episode was so bonkers, like and the montage of the fighting. Like
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the film strips going by of everyone leaving this party and then kind of coming
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back. And they left with their mic packs on, which was great because
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you could hear Alexia and Marisol on the car talking as they were leaving.
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So they left with their mic packs on. Know that crew was following that
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car as safe, like as far as they could safely to get as far
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as they could not into the country club. Well, now that was when
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they were pulling out, because they were pulling out of the hotel or wherever
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Nicole's party was. Yeah, yeah, but then they stopped. They should
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have followed them to that yach club. They couldn't just set outside to hear
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it. Oh, I see, well the now the connection wouldn't have been
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gone that far if they were. They maybe they tried, Maybe they tried.
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Maybe they tried. I bet they tried. Of course they tried.
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Are you kidding me? Okay, So Lisa and Larsa pull up and and
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they're just like, what happened, what happened? What happened? Well,
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hopen, And the fact that they're just outside, you know, we're blocking
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Valet. I'm sure trying to like figure out what's going on. They're leaving,
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they're coming, and Marisola like I'm the amy Gouse of the surprise guest
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Anna, and Larsa's just like, let's see what happens. I was fucking
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dying, and Marisel's like no, Larsa like, thanks for trying to stir
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it up, Larsa, Let's just let's just see what happens. As if
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that would she would fall for that. God, these are the moments where
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I was like, Larsa, I love you, I love you. You
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drive me crazy, but boy, you know you tried for us, you
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tried for us, you tried for the cameras. But I feel like she
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didn't try enough. She tried just as much as she could without breaking a
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sweat, whereas like Lisa hustled down, or Lisa was kind of like leaning
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in she and like trying to get it to go and move forward, even
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though like I was also who had run down there. Kiki Oh, he
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was not trying to convince anybody. Kiki is us, Yeah, Ki is
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about I know I want more. I think that this season will demand more
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because I really feel like this has definitely been her season, just because she's
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being so authentic to her responses. You know she is. She I feel
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everything she says, you know, when she's warning people like I wouldn't do
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the and like Nicole, you're having who come? Are you sure? Like
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I know, how do you not know? And I think at the at
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the same time, like Nicole probably didn't know from ten years ago exactly what
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happened. However, what Nicole needs to own up to is she knew something
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was a miss. Something was a miss. She may not have known the
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depth of it, but she definitely knew something was there, but not this
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much. So she's got to own up to like, Okay, I may
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have known like a little little little bit, but like not that much.
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And the little a little bit is enough to be shady to own up to
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you and say, I'm sorry I put you in this position. But like
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there's a little little bit about everybody and everyone outside of the bubble too.
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I mean there's always a little friction going on, which makes it okay for
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Nicole to have to be shady, right because like she kind of got a
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soft clearance from everybody in terms of clearance. Yeah, well yeah, like
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Adriana who's bringing her. But then like it just had the vibe of like,
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yeah, there was some old stuff. Maybe it'll be interesting. I
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don't think it's a big deal anymore, right, But she didn't know that
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it runs deep, and it was kind of still running because whenever they did
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this podcast, they're kicking up dust again. So yeah, so Larsa's like,
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let's just see what happens, and then they're like no, they peel
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out. They go to the club, and then so now Adrianna and Anna
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are on their way in and they're in the car and Adriana is like,
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hmmm, so Miami is hot. And then she's like, so when we
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get there, just because I think, because Alexia is giving Lisa such a
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hard time about finances, you need to step in, Anna and you should
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say what you know. So like we're getting we're getting the plan ahead of
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time, and annas like there, she's ready to just blast in. Kind
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of, I mean, I thought so it there was listen. I don't
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know how she could have broken down the barricade of the chaos. Quite frankly,
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I don't know how she could have done it. It would have been
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a little like Jesus himself, I don't know would have been able to turn
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those Jean jackets into wine. You know, like at that point, it
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was total chaos. They were kind of indirectly shutting Anna down by causing so
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much chaos. But Anna just couldn't get it in there. But she was
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like it was like she did a one to eighty the second she walked into
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that room, and she just like lathered it. I mean like she was
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just like, Lisa, I'm so supportive. It's like saying all this.
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So she overheard the argument and came in to Lisa, you were a great
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mom. You're doing so well with motherhood, like and just like she just
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completely neutralized the whole room as soon as she walked in. So I feel
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like which was a smart move because it was catastrophic. She had to somehow
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get in there and there was no one left except for Lisa, so she
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had to be nice to Lisa. Yeah, and Lisa at that point could
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use anybody on her side. Quite frankly, the way Julia wasn't backing down.
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Lisa was like, oh, you you're gonna be on my side.
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Okay, You're okay with me. You're gonna you're fuck Lenny. Great,
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I'll take you. Like Lisa is in a position where she could use an
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ally or two coming in. Yeah, so that was pretty. That was
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kind of weird too, Like I I kind of respected Julia for not backing
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down in that moment. I know that's bad because she was no about the
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children. But yes, I liked it. I had mixed feelings about it.
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I had mixed feelings. I felt like Kiki, like, oh my
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god, Julia, just say you're sorry you crossed a line. I felt
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that so hard. I felt that so hard and yet too and then yeah,
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go ahead. We must have had the same thing. Yeah, it
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was just like Julia when I think it was when she had her confessional and
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she's like, I'm not gonna apologize for something I still feel the same way
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on or something like that, and I was like, and she she did
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say it was we like and then you have to think back. It was
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weird that she showed up after the cops came to her house to Julia's event.
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It was weird that she did that. So I was like, OK,
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I'm here. The cops were just at my house, but I'm on
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this show. I gotta pay the bills. I mean, she does have
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a job to do, so let's also it's tough because it's like, well,
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she's in this legal battle. She doesn't know where she's gonna end up.
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She's got a bounce bills. Yeah, don't you think Bravo would be
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like, oh, you she couldn't come because the police were at her house,
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Like I think that, Bravo, you're not losing a contract on a
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night like that that you don't show up. I mean, they know,
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I know, I know, I know. Yeah, of course, of
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course, it's not like you're marked absent and you're like, oh, you're
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getting docked pay you know, right right? Yeah, yeah, I mean
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as much as I'd like to argue that, I just I don't want a
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mom shame her obviously, And there's no other way to put it other than
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Julia was calling her to the carpet on her motherhood like she really was,
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and that's the end of the story. Like well, if that's the argument,
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absolutely right, yeah she was. But at the same time as if
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you were at home, I am glad that somebody mentioned it because it was
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a little bizarre. If no one mentioned it and that's like totally cool,
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then I would be like, did we miss something? Right, It's still
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there right then, like gonna call her out on how weird this was,
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right. I felt Lisa's frustration being like, you can't do this kind of
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stuff. You know, you're questioning me on my motherhood if we start going
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in that direction. Fine, you have two baby daddies, which was like,
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well, I mean, Joia kind of wants to call her out,
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so she's gonna have to. Now she's gonna have to go low too,
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which oh I thought I missed that line. What I heard is you don't
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know where your kids are even going to school? Yeah, and then she
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followed it up with that and you have two baby daddies. And then she
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left. I don't like that. She didn't. I didn't think she was
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gonna come back. And then she comes back, and I'm like, go
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home, Lisa, Yeah, finally, just stay home, like if anything,
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go to the club with the other ladies. I mean, but she
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came back and got a Biscayne poem. Oh my god, that that poet
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just tapping away, just a little Andy Rooney back there. No, I
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agree that Lisa's comment about Andy Rooney. Uh, Like, I agree Lisa's
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comment was definitely terrible to oh Julia, and it was very shaming to woman
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shaming anything that being said, I'm getting a spam call. That being said,
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Julia kinda asked for it, like if we're going to go, if
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we're gonna start calling people out about the choices they make about their kids in
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a way and not apologize for it when you're demanding an apology, I kind
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of was like, well, she's going to take a cheap shot, and
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it's a cheap shot, and I don't you know, you're gonna have to
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sit in miss sorry, sorry, you know there's some there's a vibe sometimes
27:33
so I always feel like, uh, and I know we'll probably talk about
27:38
it when we talk about Ultimate Girls Trip, but in this too, it's
27:42
like basically it's divorce shaming and I'm kind of like, what are you doing?
27:48
Like Sonya kind of does it and yeah, it's just kind of like
27:53
what, Okay, So you have a couple kids with a couple guys you
27:57
have it's all families, extremely common and I'm getting I'm getting word from the
28:03
darlings that Lisa said three baby daddies, which okay, so there you have
28:11
it. That is what we're here for. The hot the hot correction,
28:17
hot content. So uh, all right, when this was wild because we
28:26
did hear about Anthony's meeting with Alexi and Marisol at the club from a whole
28:33
separate scene, which was great. Like they came back in these two they
28:37
were drunk. Marisol and Alexia are like, well, we've had a couple,
28:41
so we decided to come back to the party because they had to come
28:44
to Jesus. Were like, you know that, They were like, this
28:47
is our show. She's not going to come in and you know, boot
28:49
us from our own party. We deserve to be there, not Anna,
28:53
Let's go take our show back. You know. You just know they hyped
28:57
each other off off off my yeah, for sure, and and I don't
29:03
know the I'm sure that like they went there and really just calmed down for
29:08
ten minutes and then worked up whatever comebacks they were gonna say, right and
29:15
yeah, and then Alexi had made some kind of deal with Marissol and then
29:18
they came back. I want to know the deal Alexia made. Alexi made
29:23
a deal with who Marisol understanding something went down or she's like just do this
29:30
and then I'll do this. Yeah, because Marisol didn't have to come back,
29:36
she was gone. I know, I honestly, I was shocked and
29:40
I was pleased because I thought this is so chaotic. I don't think we've
29:42
ever seen people return to a party. We've all often seen people leave.
29:48
I don't recall people returning ever. Also, the two of them doing their
29:52
interview together was interesting. Yeah, it was very real Housewives, Ultimate Girls
29:57
trip. Yes. I was like, yeah, are we yeah? Yeah?
30:02
Oh. And by the way, I think it's takeman. That was
30:04
like going in on the divorce thing and I was like, what is going
30:07
on? And then that was She's like, I'm the only one that's still
30:11
married and it's like, like that sounds miserable. Yeah, and you almost
30:14
got divorced, so what's spragging rights for? Yeah? Anyway, back to
30:19
Miami. Okay, So Adriana walks in with Anna and or Anna whatever and
30:29
she does a quick, you know, sweep and sees that Alexi and Marisol
30:34
aren't there and she is livid. Did you see that face? Yes?
30:41
Yes, she was not feeling hot, she wasn't feeling the Miami vibe.
30:48
She was like, the the gig is up, the jig is up,
30:52
They're not here. This is bad. That was that was hilarious. Yeah,
30:57
because she had she had, she was she was armed and dangerous and
31:02
then she walked in and there was nothing to do. I guess I'll try
31:08
on a jacket. I don't know, yeah, wah. And they just
31:15
had to feel so stupid, like I have to like just stupid, just
31:21
their whole big plan. They're like driving there, We're gonna show them,
31:25
and it's like, oh, they done left. They're not gonna deal with
31:29
us, They're not even gonna give us the time of day. So but
31:33
then they finally okay, so let's see. Uh. Oh Anna gives Lisa
31:38
support as we talked about. Then Lisa says, Alexia and Marisol won't be
31:44
here because of your presence. Then Anna quickly is like, I don't know.
31:51
I don't I've never crossed the line with either of them, and we
31:53
just keep getting these flashbacks. So this is responsible for my daughter. She's
31:56
thirty. I can't how would I even be able to even talk to her.
32:01
She's thirty. We don't talk. She happened to be on that podcast.
32:07
I don't know how she showed up. I don't. All of a
32:10
sudden, my screen opened and there was another panel and there was my daughter
32:15
and I don't know her. It was alarming, And then she just started.
32:22
Do you know her? Oh my god, I love that. Julia's
32:29
like Martha says, you once did She's like, I never said that I
32:37
wanted her dead. My daughter did call her a rotting corpse. That checks
32:44
out. And then Larsa and Adriana they just go at it like balls to
32:52
the wall, which I mean, my god, and Kiki is freaking out
32:57
and Keiky's like, I can't take this. She's like Adrianna is trifling because
33:01
Adriana is like stirring it up and Larsa's is calling her out for it,
33:07
and so is Kiki. And so then then Kiki leaves, and then I'm
33:09
like, went finally in, Marisol and Adriana or Alexia pull up and Keiky's
33:15
out there. Keky's like this is bullshit. And then they're like, well
33:21
we're in a happy place. We're going back in, and Key's like,
33:22
what I just loved. I just I'm gonna look so stupid going back in.
33:29
And so then she had to like eat shit and go back in,
33:31
but kind of and kind of not because she left because she didn't like that
33:35
they were talking about them in that way. So in a way she seemed
33:38
like yeah, now I'm gonna come back in, like there was some reason
33:43
for her to go back in, because she did, because they came back.
33:45
Yeah, you're right. Yeah. And then and then Gertie leaves because
33:51
like she just she's got her big surgery tomorrow and she can't handle this.
33:54
This was insane. Oh yes. Also, did you notice that that whole
34:00
scene was like boom micd It was like so echoey. I know, and
34:07
usually, you know, we've talked about like that. It feels more raw
34:08
and cool when it's like but I don't. I don't think I can handle
34:12
a whole scene, yeah, like that in an echoey room, I know,
34:16
I don't know. There's so much ambient noise. I think all the
34:21
the lav mics were on those Jean jackets. They just they expected them to
34:27
put them on immediately because they're so great, and then no one put them
34:30
on. Idiots. Well, Lisa says to Oh after she gets off the
34:39
phone on the balcony with Alexi and Marisol. She's like, yeah, that's
34:45
the plan. Well, she just laid down a ton of compliments to me,
34:50
and damn it, now I gotta have your back, okay, fine,
34:52
Like she was writing in Switch teams to Anna like immediately, but they
34:58
were gonna come back, so she had ever so so she says to Anna,
35:00
you have an agenda. And then Marisol is like, you said my
35:05
husband was gay, which like now we're finding this out. And then Alexia
35:08
is like you, like, why are you here? You've talked about all
35:13
of us, and then Nicole jumps in is like she's been here for five
35:19
full minutes and she has been nothing but nice, and then Alexia did your
35:27
jaw drop when Alexia looked over at Nicole and said, your mother calls you
35:31
mean that's why she's not here On MoMA last day, Oh Mama Tita Part
35:42
two. Yeah, that was that was like a move, and I thought
35:50
it was Actually I could see why Alexia was, like why she was processing
35:54
it that way, and I thought it was good that she said it.
35:57
I think she's wrong, Yeah, but I can see. I was surprised
36:00
that she can it was well, but I could also see she was pissed,
36:04
and I was surprised she made that leap. And if we hadn't seen,
36:07
I guess if you're in that mindset that Nicole has set you up,
36:10
it's a good leap to make that like you wouldn't want your mom in a
36:14
situation like that. So it was kind of like that's a low blow,
36:17
But I get your point again, Yeah, tit for tad. You know,
36:21
if someone is gonna, I think it's all fair in the Housewives universe.
36:27
And but I was like, oh, you did not just bring her
36:29
mother into this. That's intense. That's a that's quite the move. And
36:34
Nicole and Alexia are they really are two peas in a pod, like they've
36:39
definitely met their match. Alexi has definitely met her match in Nicole for sure,
36:45
because at the at you know, Nicole is a good person. I
36:50
really believe that. I don't think that she's ever I think that's what kind
36:53
of gets to Alexi on this is that, like I think she really wants
36:58
to like and trust Nicole, and I feel like she's a little hurt that
37:01
she feels set up. Mm hmm. That's my vibe on it, is
37:07
that like she's sad, like she's just like yeah, but I just I
37:12
go back to like, I don't think it's like a raw, true setup,
37:16
like I could see Adriana doing a like a gotcha moment. I think
37:22
I think this is more of a Hey, producers, Uh, this might
37:25
be interesting. I don't know where all the relationships are, but this is
37:29
what I'm gonna do. Yeah, it's a soft setup that ultimately was a
37:34
hard setup, and she didn't know it right, which is why I need
37:37
to play Sunny Crockett's theme song. Now, Oh that's me I got Yeah,
37:50
No, it's good. You know what these are the kings that we'll
37:52
work on, you know, the kings who set it up? You know?
37:59
Was it Age Rihanna? Was it Nicole? Was it those Narks?
38:04
Was it the Narks down at the beach? Was it those Jean jackets?
38:07
Was it Bibi or Beba? And no one's talking to the typist this game?
38:16
Oh? When then Anna leaves? I didn't even see her leave,
38:23
you know, because there was so much chaos. I didn't get to see
38:28
them leave Adriana. Did Adriana stay behind? I don't even know. No,
38:32
there they game together. But the question, Charlie's how did that scene?
38:39
Did Adriana stay for the after party? Because that wild party? I
38:44
don't think she did. I don't think she did. I know Kiki was
38:45
there. Everybody was all the after party that we didn't see. Did you
38:50
see it was that on Bravo, because on Peacock it was just a flashback.
38:55
It was a flashback. That's bullshit. I wanted to see that party.
39:01
The fact that they just were like, here's some broad strokes. Two
39:05
of them almost made out, and everybody's great friends and they were crying laughing.
39:09
Okay, anyway, moving on. I know what, Well, we
39:13
got the highlights. I mean, how much yeah, how much more do
39:16
you really need to see? It was? That's pretty much it in a
39:19
nutshell. I just think that, like, I know, I'm sorry,
39:22
I look sound off in the comments started off chat did you want the after
39:28
party or did you want the snacker party? Because we got the snacker party
39:32
just a little snack at the after party. Well, I have to say,
39:37
what I feel that you got to the thing of it is is that
39:42
Adriana I don't think, was at that after party, which shows that she
39:45
and Anna had to leave there with their heads hanging low, like wow,
39:50
that backfired. That indeed not work out for us, like the big plan
39:58
you know, that's been in ocean for probably weeks, you know, weeks.
40:04
And meanwhile, at this after party, Julia was kissing Lisa and am
40:10
I wrong that she was like, I am Ukraine, I am Ukraine,
40:16
And what the hell was she saying? No, she said your friend,
40:21
not Ukraine. Okay, well I couldn't figure it out. Your friend,
40:24
I am Ukraine. I am Ukraine. So I guess that means forgive me.
40:31
I don't know. Like, well, Lisa's face is like, okay,
40:37
get to it. I know she's open to it. And Julia's face,
40:42
I mean, I was just like, why aren't we seeing this whole
40:45
scene? I wanted to see the whole scene, well, like you wanted
40:47
to see them get together. I just wanted to see the beginning of I
40:53
wanted to see the whole setup so I would know for later. I am
40:58
wish there was a chance. I am all right friend, I am Ukraine.
41:04
Friend. Oh my god, Julia is sticking to her stuff and that's
41:15
because she's Ukraine, you know, like she's Julia friend, Stephen says,
41:28
And Lisa's like, are you trying to make out with me? Stephen says,
41:31
typical Lisa, Yeah, I but I think Lisa was there for it.
41:37
Like Lisa also can't close her mouth. She's like, because watch her
41:44
kiss Jody. It's like between her lips and his eyes. It's that diner's
41:52
always open it Yeah, twenty four hours. Yeah, that word. When
42:00
you get work done, things are left agape. They're too you know,
42:04
they're just too much. Yeah, sleepy eyes. Uh okay, wait,
42:13
So Julia is with Adriana, and Adriana comes over and Julia's like, why
42:19
you bring Anna? We should bring up Alexis Financis, And Adriana loses her
42:28
mind, gets her uh, gets those sandals back on those high yes Espa
42:35
drills. She's always you can always count on an Espa drill in Miami.
42:38
But she had to take them off, I know, because Julia's forever shampooing
42:44
a dog at the worst time for everyone else. That's her that She's always
42:51
got a dog handy and shampooed shampoo in the process. Oh, at Martina's
42:58
party, she was shampooing a dog. There is a time and a place
43:04
to shampoo your animals. Okay, but like, why are you taking your
43:07
shoes off when the goats can run free on that tile? Yeah, there's
43:14
so much parasite going on. I would think you need to put those Espa
43:17
drills right back the hell on those Oh yeah yay. Also like that,
43:22
I would imagine like whoever the guest is with Julia, who's always running away
43:29
from the splash of the dog. I bet you that crew gets it all
43:32
the time. Oh my gosh, they're constantly getting rain coats, yeah,
43:38
the splash guard. So Adriana is like, Nicole allowed it. I was
43:47
being messy, but Nicole allowed it. It's like a kid, you know,
43:52
Dad allowed me, and then don't throw me under the bus like I'm
43:55
the bad person. Don't play devils at Devil's advocate. I'm leaving and Julia
44:00
is like, I stand by your messiness. I mean, Julia's gonna have
44:06
no one left because and I appreciate it. She really is been has been
44:12
the person who will stick to what she says unapologetically. I mean that can
44:15
pause pose a problem in the near future, but oh sure, it can
44:22
pose a problem in the near now. I mean, it is, it's
44:25
happening right now. You're right, you're right. But there's something very it
44:30
feels very real with Julia, authentic where it doesn't feel like she's putting it
44:35
on like Adrian. I'm like, she's constantly working a scheme out. I
44:38
don't know what it is, but she's plotting and I love that. But
44:45
in terms of like Julia is very much more, I just I don't know,
44:50
I just like feel for her more. I agree. I agree.
44:54
Well, before we talk about Gertie and her surgery, I just want to
45:00
mentioned the wine and Steak Anthony that you love so much at red Wine red
45:05
Wine. Oh sorry, red wine and Steak Anthony. Red Wine and steak
45:09
heh. When they're at their house that they're redoing. You know, he's
45:14
just so passionate about It's like, how this guy is really intriguing to me,
45:20
either there's two of them or like, I don't know how he has
45:23
the time, because like he was like, oh yeah, I was at
45:27
the club and uh I saw Adriana or I saw Alexia and Marisol, and
45:31
I was with a client and negotiating also for a boat and another property,
45:38
while I was donating sperm for our IVF and choosing which travertine to use in
45:45
the kitchen. But also like I'm like, how are you doing all of
45:50
this? Like how are you such a great lawyer when you're spreading yourself so
45:53
thinly in the interior design world, Like how do you have this much time?
45:59
I mean, I I bet he's won some pretty big cases and can
46:01
you know, probably have some decent downtime, wow, or it already settled
46:06
some huge cases, you know. I mean, I will say I I
46:13
like him. He's oh I do too. I just he and he looks
46:16
like he could do anything, like he literally could do anything. Like he's
46:22
that kind of guy that's like, oh yeah, I invested in Apple like
46:27
before I was born, you know, right right, he gets lucky,
46:30
and he also makes smart decisions and somehow he just his ass always ends up
46:36
in a barrel of honey, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
46:38
And yet and yet is there a side of him that we don't trust.
46:43
I don't know. Well, to me, he always I say red wine
46:47
and steak. And then because he does look a little tired sometimes, So
46:52
I don't know how much the guy sleeps, but I probably not much.
46:57
Right now that you're saying this and actually laying out his sky, well yeah,
47:00
probably not much. And then like Nicole, who also I'm like,
47:05
I don't know how she does it all filming being a doctor, you know,
47:09
like all this mom, all all this, Like it's hard enough to
47:15
be a personality on one of these shows. Like I don't know how you
47:17
also are a full time doctor. That's wild. Yeah, yeah, Russ
47:23
says, I just hope Anthony isn't another Tom Girardi. Yeah, me too.
47:29
Yeah, good point. I mean we're always going to be living in
47:31
fear of that who, by the way, has been deemed mentally capable of
47:36
taking the stand. Yeah in the case, which is yeah, good news.
47:45
I agree. All right. Well, Gerty's surgery day was just about
47:52
and obviously the follow up when she came home was just about one of the
47:55
most emotional things we've seen. Wow Ross her husband, Oh Russell, Yes,
48:05
yeah, Oh my gosh. The stage the nurse that was the stage
48:09
one nurse. I put in my note stage one nurse because she had breast
48:14
cancer and she was stage one and she was like, yeah, it was
48:15
stage one and look at me now, and this is my purpose. And
48:20
I thought that was really nice that they gave her this time on camera to
48:22
share her story. The prayer with her mom and dad killed me. Yeah,
48:29
when the mom finally was able to say like I love you, and
48:31
a reminder that they lost their other son and their two grandkids in Haiti,
48:37
which that storyline was just so tough to It was such a clumsy and unfortunate
48:46
way to develop that story on the Real Housewives of Miami the season when they
48:52
first came back, because it was really treated poorly. They thought Gerty was
49:01
just talking too much. They thought she was putting too much attention on it.
49:06
I remember, it just was a bad and I think it was because
49:08
everybody just didn't know how to act on reality television again, and unfortunately that
49:15
storyline sort of wasn't as impactful as I think it could have been. But
49:20
to remember this and how heartbreaking it must have been for the parents to see
49:25
their daughter, you know, in this situation, but her boys welcoming her
49:30
home, it was so emotional and beautiful. I know, it was really
49:35
cool. And I again, like, I know, I just this whole
49:37
thing with Gerty, like we haven't I unless I'm totally forgetting and let me
49:43
know, But I don't think we've seen something this medically involved and scary.
49:49
I mean childbirth, yes, so that we've seen that, but this feels
49:53
different. I don't think we've seen it something like this yet. So I
49:58
don't know how you show it and and how you may keep it real like,
50:04
but whatever she's doing, I'm fine with. It's just all very interesting
50:07
to me like that, the coming home and seeing the boys like that.
50:13
I keep thinking, like, gosh, this has got to be so stressful
50:17
to her to have to come home and see a camera crew. But like,
50:22
I don't know, maybe that helps her, maybe that maybe yeah,
50:25
that would be a good distraction. I guess you never know. And but
50:30
yeah, it's amazing to see her share this vulnerable well and I'm grateful for
50:35
it because, like we're talking about it, Yeah, I would rather like
50:39
have a little bit of that and not I mean I would rather, you
50:45
know, let's learn something while we're watching these shows. Not that she needs
50:49
to get camp to see the process, absolutely and very relatable to so many
50:55
women. Yeah, so uh, while we we'll pick up with that next
51:00
week. And it sounds like she has to have another surgery, which is
51:05
really and we know that she ends up having to have chemo two. So
51:09
this is gonna be a real journey. Now, excuse me, we do
51:14
need to talk about below deck med which we have not just oh my god,
51:16
oh my god. No, so oh, but we're not gonna spend
51:22
a ton of time. Oh is Maddie now judging us? Oh yeah,
51:25
well, she's like, you want overtime, You're overtime, So Darling's we're
51:30
gonna pivot right into below deck Med. And I love when we get this
51:36
recap of like what's happened, because I really definitely needed this based on the
51:40
fact that there's been a very long break between the last time we saw Med.
51:45
In my mind, that charter guess has been on that yacht. Yeah,
51:47
for weeks. They have just circled the glue at this point. But
51:53
it's like basically Captain Sandy being like, we can get you to the doctor.
51:59
We can get you to the doctor. You gotta get you off this
52:00
ship, all right, norma help. You know, it's just being Kyle's
52:06
like, oh oh yeah, Like Kyle's still saying he's still sick, He's
52:10
still in that's not there. Still, Haley's not there, She's not going
52:15
to be there. She's got a call. I mean, you know when
52:19
you can't text back and you got to call. Something's up. And Max
52:23
was looking for food. The Captain's like, you lied to me. And
52:27
then finally, you know what was an interesting little situation how it changed because
52:34
Max refused to apologize for lying to her and was like and then storms off
52:40
and Captain Sandy's like, no one storms off on me, doesn't say they're
52:45
sorry, something's going on. It's time to be a leader. So she
52:50
goes after him and she's like, she radios him, you come back here,
52:53
you come back here now, all Max, And she's like, all
53:01
right, you're just a hungry little hippo. All right, you just needs
53:04
some food, you know. And she really kind of mothered him, which
53:07
was sweet. She's like, all right, what did you mean. He's
53:08
like, I just don't want the flute digestion that can tell pasta And that
53:15
was sweet and then I love that I did too. It just goes to
53:20
show what a leader she is. Sometimes you're just tired, hungry and oranery.
53:24
Now that doesn't mean you can walk out on a captain like that.
53:28
I will say that was bad, but crazier things have happened. And I
53:32
love the fact that he was like I just need to bleed and watch a
53:36
catavidal on YouTube and I was like, oh, he's speaking my language.
53:42
How about when freaking Captain Sandy lit up the drama by exposing uh Luca's crush
53:51
on Katie Flood right in front of Lea leaned in hard, hard, leaning.
53:57
I don't think anybody's hearing me in here, Luca. This guy right
54:00
here looks like the joker on crack when he gets messages from this other girl,
54:07
his girlfriend. Did everybody know what a girlfriend is? In here,
54:10
Jessica, do you know what a girlfriend is? It's awesome. He's a
54:17
smitten kitten. He's a smitty kitty. He's a doctor Smith's he is a
54:23
KI S S I n G s. You know, like she would not
54:29
quit. She's gotten out there. She's like, hey, Luca, you're
54:31
thinking about her? You I mean, it was wild. I mean to
54:36
bring the crew back in here. They're gonna rewind the footage. I just
54:37
want, Jessica, have you ever seen anybody so happy? He's so damn
54:42
happy. I know love, you know, I know love? And this
54:46
is love, Jessica. Isn't this love? Look at his look at that
54:52
sparkle. Oh my god. And I was also like, I'm a surprised
55:00
because I always feel like the captains really kind of know everything that's going on
55:02
because they have to, right, So I was a little surprised that had
55:07
been going on that long and Sandy hadn't It hadn't even leaked to her or
55:10
she had registered so good on them. Yes, not a clue, which
55:15
goes to show there are some you know, the producers have said they really
55:20
try not to intervene, and Sandy does say there's a lot she doesn't see
55:24
during the charter season that when she watches back, saying with Captain Lee,
55:28
like they watch back and they're like, had I known this was going on,
55:30
I would have done this, you know, right, Yes? True?
55:34
So well, how about the scene when Kyle finally can get out of
55:39
bed and he just saddles up right next to the guests and just gossips his
55:45
low ass off. Oh my god. Wow. I will say I'm relieved
55:52
that he didn't shit on Jack. When the guest was like complaining about you
55:57
know, chef and everything, Jack just took it in. Oh yeah,
56:02
it was like mm hmmm hm. Oh but he wasn't. I was.
56:06
He was like, but but he could have been so much work. Oh,
56:12
I know, but it was for Kyle's spell. Kyle, he was
56:15
reeling it in. But they were talking. That guest was like, oh
56:21
and the chef. But I also feel like that's what that that particular guest
56:25
was. Absolutely that was part of the experience. He played for was gossiping
56:30
with Kyle. He and he had had it. Yeah, he had.
56:34
So I feel like even though Kyle didn't work a lot on that cruise and
56:38
they got a gigantic tip, he earned it by just he was almost like
56:43
his cameo made the experience. Also for the charter. Absolutely, I did
56:51
feel it. When Jessica said in her confessional, I like mediam ugly guys
56:54
because I know they'll stick around. I was like, that is a very
57:00
great outlook and a smart plan. Well, yeah, I mean, you
57:05
can't trust at a hot dude, you know what I mean at the end
57:08
of the day. Most Yeah, you know what it is too. Luca
57:13
is less hot the more I get to see him operate. He's I mean,
57:19
meanwhile, like Sandy is thinking he's just texting Katie Flood. Meanwhile Natalia
57:23
is on the other end of that, so lighten it up. Yeah,
57:28
And he's just not that compelling except for he's good looking in terms of like
57:34
a conversation or seeing him like, there's not there to me. I'm just
57:37
like, is it all just you like flash a smile and everybody melts because
57:44
like, what are you going to talk about that? I don't know.
57:45
I don't see it. I don't see it quite frankly. How about that
57:51
Blind Dinner? Oh that was some first Yeah, at first, weird guest
57:58
I wasn't. I didn't. I thought it was cool. By the end
58:01
it turned a little on. I didn't like it at the beginning, and
58:04
I was like, Okay, I guess that'd be kind of fun. I
58:10
felt bad for Toomy because I was like, oh my god, you can
58:14
add a lot of assholes. Where are their water glasses in front of them?
58:17
Oh? These douchebags, I would say. Also blind dinner, use
58:22
a spoon because the fork is not helping you. And it was also like
58:28
falling off because they're not unless you's rybit, I don't want to do it.
58:37
Also, I would not want to do it on a yacht because most
58:40
of the experience is visual. So but whatever, I mean, you're bored
58:46
out there? What are you gonna They were out there for four weeks,
58:49
Amy, what are they gonna do that? It's been four weeks they've been
58:52
on that charter. Yeah, that's true. Russ says, at least with
58:57
the Blind Dinner, he didn't have to worry about how the play. You
59:00
know, Oh, yeah, that is true. That's a plus. Oh
59:06
my god, let's see what Tracy says. Luca has definitely lost his some
59:10
of his looks. For me. I agree, he's cute, but my
59:14
original excitement is gone. It really petered out over the course of this charter.
59:19
For sure, I got it. I gotta hand it to Lily and
59:23
Max at night making guawk and chips. I got a load of that guawk
59:30
and I was like, oh, I'm so hungry for guak and chips right
59:32
now, and I couldn't. But Lily didn't even like it, and the
59:36
guest loved it. Lily didn't like it. I didn't. She's like I
59:38
would. She said something like I don't know if I'd eat it. But
59:40
then she took it up there and they were like, this is the best
59:44
qualka Mollie we've ever had. See later, Yeah, I know, They're
59:49
like, where is our homemade guawk? I'm like, it's homemade guawk and
59:53
you didn't ask a chef for it. She was making me so nervous cutting
59:59
the tomato and stuff me too, and I was surprised because she seems to
1:00:04
have had some training. But man, I was like, she's gonna slice
1:00:07
her finger. She's gonna slice her finger, don't do it. Well,
1:00:09
she had what is her her father, the claimed of fame of sprouts.
1:00:14
Remember, no, that's Brook. That was Brooke. Oh remember that was
1:00:19
well, I mean it was Brook. She was on at the very beginning
1:00:24
as a fill in because she was normally a deckhand. She was at the
1:00:28
beginning of the state for like two shows while Toomey and Kyle were in a
1:00:36
holding pattern with customs. That's right, I remember that. It was a
1:00:43
huge win broker today, I'll never know. Uhl Emily, that was Brook
1:00:52
Brooks Brook, William brook Brook. So okay, wait, oh yeah,
1:01:01
morning was oh wait, I gotta tell you. Lara waking up and she
1:01:07
was like, I honestly feel like a bag of dix. And again this
1:01:12
circles back to the beginning where they used to say bag of dicks all the
1:01:15
time. She Inhala hallie Haley and uh and now she's out and now she's
1:01:21
starting to have like flu like symptoms. So now Sandy's like, you're off
1:01:24
the boat. I want you off this fucking boat. Now get off,
1:01:28
like she was starting to get and it was making me nervous too. I
1:01:31
make this outbreak and she's already missy and why why aren't they masking? Like
1:01:37
we do know now that that will help, and when you're when the stakes
1:01:40
are that high, that like there's so much money riding on it, Like,
1:01:45
yeah, wouldn't you? I feel like, shit, I'm just gonna
1:01:47
wear a mask on. Maybe's the captain, right, you know, Like
1:01:51
I would think that that would happen. But I was surprised that Sandy was
1:01:54
even like, clearly everyone's dying from the plague on this boat, but let's
1:01:59
sit down and get in the tightest room without any air and talk it out.
1:02:05
I don't know what they're thinking. I don't either. But I'm also
1:02:07
like, if if Halle Haley has the flu, then she would have been
1:02:15
the like what is it? Patient zero? But it would have taken a
1:02:19
How would it take this long for it to move on to Laura? So
1:02:23
it's got to be something different, and so where would Laura have gotten it?
1:02:28
Well, I mean again, we're talking like seventy two hours, so
1:02:31
I mean, whatever it is, it's only been seventy two hours. That's
1:02:35
what I know. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, Like
1:02:39
the blind dinner thing like, okay, after four weeks, almost charter,
1:02:44
maybe they get a little like crazy, but it's no, it's actually been
1:02:46
like seventy two hours, so it can live okay on a faucet or whatever.
1:02:51
It was probably Haley who is patient zero then and then gave it to
1:02:53
Lara. Well, what was what does Kyle have? Kyle is the drama
1:03:00
queen, and that's what Kyle has. Kyla is the case of the drama
1:03:02
queens. No, he had a migraine. He had a headache, but
1:03:07
it could have been the same thing. It just manifested like it just was
1:03:09
different symptoms. Maybe sounds like a COVID to me. It sounds like everybody
1:03:15
has COVID because it's hitting everybody in a different way. Maybe yeah, but
1:03:21
nobody's got any kind of like coughing or anything like that or doesn't matter.
1:03:24
COVID doesn't have to be that. I'm gonna say it's the flu. Okay,
1:03:31
Oh yeah, you're right, you heard me at first, you're here
1:03:36
lass, as he liked to say. Here. Well, the tip meaning
1:03:40
happens and no one's showing up for it. So Sandy takes the opportunity to
1:03:45
make a joke where she's like, ah, used all the cash to buy
1:03:49
some new white Priee kid. AnyWho, they got like the biggest tip ever,
1:03:57
which was amazing, thirty two k. That's huge. Yeah, I
1:04:00
know. And uh, Laura and Max stay back from the crew night out.
1:04:05
Lily was really mad at Luca all day but she manished sorry whoever,
1:04:15
I don't care. Brooke, do you do you care? Brook was really
1:04:21
mad at Luca and so she quit sprouts and is giving up her fortune.
1:04:30
Uh so, But Luca and just ended up hooking up at the end of
1:04:33
the night. And Lily climbs into bed with Max at the end of the
1:04:41
night really drunk, and he's like no no, no, no, no
1:04:44
no no no no no no no, And uh that's that. And we
1:04:49
kicked her out. He did kick her out. Yeah, oh yeah,
1:04:54
okay, well uh you say so? Yeah, see with Brandy says,
1:05:02
I didn't have a cough, just exhaustion and dizzyness, I know. And
1:05:05
my mom had this whole back thing, like her back shooting pains in her
1:05:11
side. COVID is yeah, that's true. It could. I'll say maybe
1:05:16
to your COVID. Oh okay, yeah, raise you back. Yeah,
1:05:21
I'll give you the results tomorrow. So that's it for below Dick made.
1:05:29
Is there anything else you want to see a bit it? No, but
1:05:32
it was fun to see that Crewe night without any like hang ups. And
1:05:36
now we know, like we I guess next episode will be when Natalia comes
1:05:41
back, right, Oh yeah, the big surprise, right yeah, I
1:05:45
mean we know it's coming, so that will be cool to see, Like
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