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Mass Lore · Nick the Rat Radio

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  Last week we discussed folklore as a gauge for the values of the society that created them.
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  Today, today we get more specific.
• 0:23
  Today we're going to talk about butt taxes. That's much more specific.
• 0:28
  No, we're not talking about that tonight. We're going to be talking about urban legends and the such and the like.
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  I have a lot of opinions and I'm going to share them with you.
• 0:39
  First, I'm going to share the date and stuff, right? That's how we're supposed to do it.
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  Hold on a second. There we go. We got that going.
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  Cool. Today everybody is October 14th, 2026.
• 0:56
  It's a Wednesday. It's 10.01 on the diet. All right. I'm not going to lie about the time.
• 1:03
  Well, slumped over.
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  Oh, gosh.
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  There we go. Let's open a mug root beer. There's no caffeine in these suckers. That's why they're not so good.
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  There we go. Hey, doctor, I'll answer your calls when I answer them, I guess.
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  I feel like my audio is all weird. I don't know what's going on. Maybe my ears are weird.
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  I think I'm getting clogged up in the head.
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  Ah.
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  Ugh. Mug root beer tastes like soap.
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  People say cilantro tastes like soap. Well, they obviously haven't had mug root beer in a long time.
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  They should call it soap, soap root beer.
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  Now, it sounds normal to you, I'm sure, but to me it just sounds a little weird, partner.
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  But that's okay. I'll deal with it. It's only in my head. It's only in my head.
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  Probably all those gummies that I stuck on my ass earlier.
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  You ever see those? They're a new gummy.
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  They're shaped like little wieners and you stick them in your butt and you get high.
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  That's pretty cool.
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  Prophylactics.
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  Prophylactic THC technology coming to you from the future, delivered today, rectally.
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  Oh boy. What a way to start a podcast.
• 2:38
  Anyway, let's talk about some stuff here. We got a lot of stuff to get through.
• 2:43
  Is the NOAA gender stream still, is it still a...
• 2:52
  I can't read the chat while you're saying stuff like that.
• 2:57
  So Adam is done with NOAA gender. Is that what I hear?
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  Is the news that Adam Curry is no longer going to be doing the NOAA gender show?
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  I think he's been using guest hosts. He's been using Rob Dew and...
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  What's his name?
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  Dubeti? Pernetti? Scufetti? Sufletti? Dave?
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  Who is he? I forgot his name, but it sounds like some sort of Italian pasta.
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  Suflet? Either way.
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  Yeah, he's on, but he does that show with his pastor now.
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  We get to do this podcast. Did he announce it on there?
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  I think he might have announced it on We Get to Do This podcast.
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  We Get to Do This.
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  Adam shares why his next chapter is calling him into Kingdom Work.
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  He's returning to God!
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  Interesting.
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  NOAA gender, this is probably good for him.
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  Because NOAA gender, not to be... I love NOAA gender.
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  I'm not saying that I don't. I've listened to it.
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  I listened to every single episode.
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  Maybe I didn't listen to the first couple hundred.
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  I probably got in a little bit later, but...
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  Why go back? It'll be interesting to go back one day as a look into the past.
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  It's all doom and gloom and stuff. That NOAA agenda.
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  The NOAA agenda. Let's talk about garden gnomes, everybody.
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  Garden gnomes. NoAA agenda. That would be pretty cool, actually.
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  What is he doing? Is he just totally quitting? Is the show passing on?
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  Let's see if it's in here.
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  Father, we get to do this. That's our heart. It's not just the show title.
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  It really is the mantra of our life.
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  We get back to your God.
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  Driving to pick up Tina yesterday at San Antonio, she's hard.
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  I need a bot to go through this.
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  It would be at the very end of the credits.
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  You'd have to record it and pause it to read it.
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  And it was always politically motivated.
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  And he actually just won an award that we're talking about.
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  I'm probably going to get that.
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  I'll just have to listen to it later.
• 5:37
  I wonder what's going to happen, though.
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  Is Void Zero going to stop supporting the NOAA agenda stream?
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  Are all these chat rooms going to crash soon?
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  Is the sewer chat still up?
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  This is all... Most of this technology, not all of it.
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  I hooked my own stuff into their technology.
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  So I'm not reliant on the NOAA agenda stream.
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  But I am concerned. I love the NOAA agenda stream.
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  I love Adam Curry, too. I can't wait to listen to it.
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  We get to do this with Jim Pruitt.
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  Pruitt Nettie. Jim Pruitt Nettie.
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  No, it's Dana Brunetti. There we go.
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  Ha!
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  Does he announce it on the last NOAA agenda?
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  NOAAGENDASHOW.NET.
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  Is it, like, at the end? Is it all the way at the end of it?
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  Oh, wait. I can't listen to this stream.
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  I'll hear myself, right? Won't I? Is this going to...
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  Nick the Rat Radio is live. 917-719-523.
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  Does he announce it on the last NOAA agenda?
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  NOAAGENDASHOW. Okay.
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  Either way, we're going to find out soon.
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  We'll definitely find out next week, I guess, for sure.
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  Because next week we're going to have a special guest on.
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  We're going to have John's Kid.
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  We're going to have John Esdvorak live.
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  He wants to be on live. We're going to talk about ghosts and some cool stuff.
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  It's going to be awesome.
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  So if you're around next week, you're in for a real treat.
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  Real treat next week.
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  You can just skip this episode. You don't even have to listen to this episode.
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  Just tune in next week, okay? There you go.
• 7:23
  Everybody, just go to sleep.
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  Go to bed.
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  What does the S stand for in China?
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  Did he say, did he ever say?
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  I think it's like smart or something?
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  Super intelligence.
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  But...
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  Yeah, John is going to come on next week.
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  He was almost about to come on this week.
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  But I was like, man, hold on, man.
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  I need to get all of my questions together for you, sir.
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  I got a lot of questions for you. I need answered.
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  Mr. John Esdvorak.
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  It's going to be a great episode. It's going to be cool.
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  He's from what I know of him.
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  I dig a lot of the stuff he digs.
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  So it will be fun.
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  You want me to open the lines for him next week or right now?
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  I don't know if I'm going to have open...
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  I might open them for him, but I got to give him a lot of warnings about the sewer chatters out there.
• 8:21
  I don't even know what Mr. Hermannica Man has been sending me,
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  but he's been sending me stuff to my email.
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  I might...
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  Should I look for it?
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  I don't even...
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  I shall not play...
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  I shall not play any Hermannica Man stuff.
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  Because I don't screen anything.
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  I like to live in the moment with you people.
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  And playing stuff from Mr. Hermannica Man.
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  Mr. H.
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  How do I find his email?
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  Hermannica?
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  What about his Mannica?
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  I don't know. I can't find it.
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  I'm not prepared for tonight's show everybody.
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  Tonight, we're free ball...
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  No, I got a lot of notes here.
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  I got a lot of notes, a lot of things to talk about.
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  But yeah, because the news is fucking horrible stuff.
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  There's the guy on...
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  This is what everybody's talking about.
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  Everybody's talking about the Six Flags Great Adventure guy.
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  Poor soul, man.
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  He apparently flew out of a roller coaster.
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  Well, his kid was next to him.
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  And he tumbled.
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  He might have crashed into other people.
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  I don't know the official word.
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  This is the problem with the news cycle.
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  Like, modern...
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  We're living in a time where urban legends are the news.
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  Because we don't know what the hell is going on ever.
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  Lots of notes.
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  And they try to get the news in before there's any actual real facts.
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  So you get the CBS colon...
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  I was watching the news.
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  They had a kid...
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  Well, they were like 20, 30 or something.
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  There were adults in a car giving an interview like,
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  oh yeah, from what we know, we saw this happening.
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  And they're like in the car coming home from Six Flags.
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  Apparently they just witnessed this.
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  And the news is like, we need to put you guys on the air right now.
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  So you could say, absolutely nothing.
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  I actually think one of the people in that clip were lying.
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  I wish I could find...
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  I'm not going to be able to find this.
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  I think I'm going to see CNBC, CNBC Six Flags car interview.
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  I don't think I'm going to find this.
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  I was watching it live on television.
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  CNBC Six Flags car interview.
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  But let me just do a quick search here.
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  If I see what I saw, then I will play it.
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  But if I don't, then I will not.
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  And I am...
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  Let me just do Six Flags car interview.
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  See if that comes up with anything.
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  Okay, no, it doesn't.
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  But it was like two people in the front seat.
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  And there was a guy in the back seat.
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  And it was very multicultural too.
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  The guy in the back seat was white, the girl was Latina,
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  and the guy was black.
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  I was like, this is cool.
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  This is America, baby.
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  Come together of the people, go into Six Flags together,
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  ride on these roller coasters where they might die.
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  But I wish I clipped it.
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  I wish I had a clip of it because the guy in the front seat,
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  he seriously said that the guy flew out of the chair
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  at the exact same moment where the camera takes a picture of you.
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  After he said that, I was like, oh man,
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  I wish I was recording this because there's no way
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  that this guy flew out of the roller coaster
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  at the exact time that the camera was taking pictures of this shit.
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  So that means there's like a cursed picture somewhere
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  of some dude flying out of a goddamn roller coaster.
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  Did they ever say what happened yet?
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  Is this lawsuit still being covered up by Six Flags?
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  If this was just like a malfunction of the equipment
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  and the guy wasn't talking around and did anything wrong,
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  then I might not ever go on another roller coaster in my entire life.
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  Sure thing, they're fun, but are they worth it?
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  I don't know.
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  Whenever I see those carny rides,
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  they just set up shop and they build the big ferris wheel
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  or whatever, I'm like, I'm not going to.
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  I won't risk that.
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  I know we're not in India or some other place,
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  but they can malfunction.
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  Sure, the likelihood of you dying on a roller coaster
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  is pretty low, but is it really worth it?
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  Maybe it is worth it.
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  I'm sure.
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  I go in cars and shit still,
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  but you got to go some places.
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  Getting into a car to go somewhere is more than just trying to flip upside down
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  to get your heartbeat going.
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  The air flowing through your ears and your rears.
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  Oh, man.
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  So yeah, that story's just been all over the damn place.
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  Can't get away from it, and I'm not helping.
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  So that's more doom and gloom for you.
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  This is probably why he left no agenda,
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  because they were deconstructing the news,
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  and the news is only bad, and it's incomplete.
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  And I can really just get you lost.
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  This is it.
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  I found it.
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  Let's see if we could listen.
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  Somebody fell and we initially thought of it.
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  We heard people coming off and screaming,
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  and some kid telling us somebody fell
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  and we initially thought it was a prank.
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  But then we saw so much security rushing that way.
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  Instead of exiting, we went backwards to check and see if it was true,
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  and a girl came out with her very white skirt full of blood.
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  At the end of the ride where they take photos,
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  and you can kind of see what's supposed to be a thrilling experience,
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  put your hands up, you could see images of the person out of the seat.
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  So it looks like the belt dislodged, and he flew out,
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  and you can see him on the girl that we were talking about on her road behind.
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  There were children, there was a dad and a son.
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  So there is a picture of this.
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  This is, I think it was Six Flags Texas or some shit.
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  This morning, authorities in Georgia are investigating a horrific fall
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  from this popular Six Flags roller coaster
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  that left one person dead and several others injured.
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  Apparently he fell on some people too.
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  Imagine you're on a roller coaster and some dude falls on you.
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  Goliath, and they're closing it down.
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  Is this gonna like bankrupt Six Flags?
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  I heard they were already not doing well.
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  Yeah, he was a teacher, he had a kid.
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  They released his name, but they didn't say what happened yet
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  from what I know.
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  But some other weird news out there, let's switch news stories here.
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  We got P. Diddy, got beat up by some Jamaican drug lord while he was in prison.
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  And it happened to coincide with the conviction of Tupac's killer.
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  I wonder if there is a coincidence because people say,
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  rumors on the internet is that P. Diddy paid somebody to kill Tupac Shakur.
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  So yeah, P. Diddy got his ass kicked.
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  Apparently.
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  Um, yeah.
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  How does that happen?
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  Like, I thought he was in like, in like minimum security prison.
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  How do you wind up with a Jamaican drug lord?
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  I guess, you know, if you're a drug lord, you could probably get into minimum security too.
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  I don't understand that story.
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  I really don't care either.
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  I was never a fan of P. Diddy.
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  I was like, why did Biggie Smalls team up with this little freak?
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  But he did.
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  Like, man, P. Diddy, I mean, Biggie was like so cool and dirty.
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  He was just like a filthy rapper.
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  And then P. Diddy came long and made him all gay or something.
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  I don't know.
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  Wearing white suits and whatever.
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  Hold on one second. Where are my...
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  Where's my... Where's my notes?
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  Oh, there they go.
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  Meh, meh, meh. I found them. I found my notes.
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  This is great.
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  What else do we get? We have a lot of stuff here.
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  We got... Let's talk about media.
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  What I've... What I watched this week.
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  Emergency, emergency.
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  The first thing I saw was an old TV series from the year 2000 created by Stefan Kingdimala.
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  It was Rose Red.
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  It was a rose... I saw... I watched the TV miniseries.
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  That was big in the year 2000.
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  Rose Red. It was a three-nighter.
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  It actually took me a couple of nights because it was pretty long.
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  It was like three episodes and each episode was about two hours or so.
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  It started off... It started off interesting.
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  I was like, wow, this little girl used her mind powers to crush a house, kill a dog.
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  I was like, this is cool. I get behind this house crushing with...
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  She's made stones fall out of the sky.
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  Don't forget that part because apparently it's happening in other places too.
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  And then the show just got way, way over the shark.
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  It was the shore, you go into a spooky house
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  and I guess you're not supposed to act normal or something, but these people were just acting like complete tards.
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  There was no logic to what they were doing.
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  There was no... Sure, you could say they went insane.
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  You went in the house, you go crazy. Sure, I guess.
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  But that's just lazy. What they were doing was...
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  Yeah, I don't know. It was okay show, I guess.
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  If you're really into Stephen King and spooky houses, I guess you could give it a watch.
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  Quality didn't seem to hold up very well.
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  I don't know if there's a good quality version of Rose Redd somewhere, but it looks like it was on TV in the 90s.
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  If you know what I mean.
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  Started off kind of strong.
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  First hour and a half.
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  And also the dude from Warcraft, not Warcraft, Witchcraft, not Witchcraft.
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  Warlock.
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  Warlock, the actor from Warlock from the 90s, that dude.
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  He was in it as well. He was playing a psychic.
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  I was like, that's cool too. I like that.
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  This guy could play a really cool psychic.
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  He creeped me out as a Warlock when I was a kid growing up and he was cutting fingers off people and chasing them around and shit.
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  I should give that movie a watch again. I should watch that one.
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  I wonder what that... What is that rated? What did Warlock get rated on? Rotten Tomatoes.
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  Warlock. Rotten Tomatoes.
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  75. Really?
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  Now it's got a 56 on the Tomato Meter and 48 on the Popcorn Meter.
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  And for a horror movie from 1990, that means it's gotta be pretty amazing.
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  I gotta check that one out again.
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  So yeah, that guy's in it.
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  What is his name?
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  What be his name?
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  Julian Sands.
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  Julian Sands, he died, I think, kind of recently in a tragic mountain climbing experiment or something.
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  I don't know why people do extreme stuff that puts their body in harm's way.
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  I know life is kind of scary and why not make it even more scary, but...
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  You gotta protect your head and stuff.
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  You gotta... I don't know.
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  Climbing Mountains is different than dying on a roller coaster, but still, two bad ways of going.
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  Yeah, so yeah, Rose Redd was that. Then I started watching the new Carrie series.
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  And it's better than I thought.
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  I'm only three episodes in, but it's still...
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  I didn't really want to even watch it because Carrie was pretty like a boring movie.
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  Carrie was not a great movie. It was very slow, and then there was like a cool ending.
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  It was like, oh man, look at all the blood.
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  I don't even know the last time I saw Carrie, but it was like, eh.
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  It wasn't a great movie from what I remembered, so I never really came back to it.
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  It's like, oh, let's touch you, this little girl at school.
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  I don't really want to see a TV. I don't want to see this updated.
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  I don't want to see a kid getting abused at school, but it hasn't been so bad yet.
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  Kind of building more stuff around it.
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  Carrie couldn't make rocks fall from the sky just like the girl from Rose Redd.
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  Spoiler. Sorry, I should have said it was a spoiler.
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  But yeah, it was... I think Stephen King, even though he's got a lot of books,
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  I think it's still all one book if you know what I'm trying to say.
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  Which is kind of cool. It's got a shared universe of crazy shit that's happening.
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  So yeah, maybe if you like Carrie, then definitely watch the new TV show.
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  It's pretty cool. I gotta watch to the end.
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  Can't really give my whole opinion on it.
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  It's kind of annoying because it's filled with little bitchy teenage girls.
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  And nobody wants to watch that because it's just annoying.
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  So there are definitely a bunch of little bitchy teenage girls in the show.
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  Which is like, oh man.
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  But I do know what's coming to them, so it's kind of interesting.
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  But I don't know if I really want to sit through a whole TV show series about it.
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  Like, just give me the good stuff.
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  Give me the good stuff.
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  I wasn't really a big fan of Carrie, the movie, so why am I even watching the show?
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  Because it's not bad. It's not bad. Not good. I'll tell you how it is when it's over.
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  But until then...
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  Then I also kind of side-watched.
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  I was playing the Halloween video game still. I'm still playing that.
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  I'm finding it still entertaining.
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  Even though it is definitely getting repetitive.
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  They are coming out with a new map for it soon, which might brighten it up.
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  Also, I still never played it as Michael Myers.
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  I've only played it as the civilians in that game.
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  So maybe when I get really bored of it as being the civilians, I'll play as Michael Myers.
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  I don't know.
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  So while I was playing that, I was actually...
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  It was on a 2B, I think.
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  Man, you go to 2B, you find a whole bunch of free baloney.
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  There was Halloween, Rob Zombie's Halloween.
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  Wow.
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  That's... That was a... It was a movie.
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  Would I suggest it?
• 25:12
  Would I suggest you watch Rob Zombie's Halloween?
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  Well, from what I saw out of the corner of my eye,
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  if you are really obsessed with Michael Myers
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  and you want to learn more about him
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  and you want him to have a backstory where he's a kid
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  and his family is horrible and there's bullies and all that stuff in it.
• 25:39
  And if you want to see that, then yeah, check it out.
• 25:45
  But it was pretty silly that they gave him a weird backstory like that.
• 25:49
  His new masks were kind of cool.
• 25:51
  I'll give Rob Zombie that.
• 25:54
  But the overall of the movie was...
• 26:01
  He also grunts. It kind of ruins Michael Myers.
• 26:05
  Michael Myers is supposed to be like...
• 26:08
  He's not supposed to go...
• 26:12
  They made him like a grunting hulk.
• 26:16
  So that is... That is not cool.
• 26:19
  He's got to be quiet, Michael Myers.
• 26:22
  He's a silent slasher.
• 26:24
  He's a mysterious, magical shape.
• 26:28
  He's not a hulking man.
• 26:32
  He is a evil. He is evil.
• 26:36
  And he's been shot six times, just like Tupac.
• 26:41
  Maybe Dr. Loom has killed Tupac.
• 26:44
  You've got to get that guy in the stand.
• 26:47
  Also, what's his name?
• 26:50
  What was Dr. Loom is in the movie?
• 26:52
  Again, Hannibal Lecter. That guy.
• 26:54
  I think it was Hannibal Lecter.
• 26:55
  No, it wasn't. It was that other guy.
• 26:57
  It was the other... It was the bootleg Hannibal Lecter.
• 27:00
  I've got to look this up now.
• 27:02
  What is that dude's name?
• 27:04
  Rob Zombies. Halloween.
• 27:08
  Doctor for Do... Malcolm McDewel.
• 27:12
  McDewel.
• 27:14
  Dwell.
• 27:16
  Malcolm McDowell.
• 27:18
  He was Dr. Loom is.
• 27:20
  And...
• 27:24
  Yeah.
• 27:26
  Yeah.
• 27:30
  Brad Dorff's in it?
• 27:32
  Cool.
• 27:34
  Brad Dorff.
• 27:36
  Brad Dorff. He's great.
• 27:38
  Oh, yeah, he was in it. He was one of the cops.
• 27:40
  Oh, yeah, he was in it.
• 27:42
  Oh, yeah, and Danny Trejo was in it.
• 27:44
  A whole bunch of people and you start watching it.
• 27:46
  Like, wow, he's in it?
• 27:48
  I remember that happening now.
• 27:50
  But it still was, you know...
• 27:52
  It was a movie.
• 27:54
  It wasn't...
• 27:56
  Yeah, I wouldn't suggest it.
• 27:58
  You watch Halloween 2 or 3, you know, and go have fun.
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  Go have fun.
• 28:02
  If you want a good movie, if you want some background
• 28:04
  noise while you're playing
• 28:06
  some video games,
• 28:08
  put it on, yeah.
• 28:12
  I'd give it a... It was okay.
• 28:16
  You made a movie, Rob Zombie.
• 28:18
  I'll give you that. It was a movie.
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  There was a beginning, middle, and end.
• 28:22
  So congratulations, Robert Zombie Boy.
• 28:26
  Let's see here.
• 28:28
  Uh...
• 28:30
  What else happened in the news?
• 28:32
  Oh, there's a lot of stuff.
• 28:34
  Let's take a quick music break.
• 28:36
  I'm gonna rest my vocal chords for a minute.
• 28:38
  Uh, we shall...
• 28:40
  be back.
• 28:42
  Right after this cool-ass song
• 28:44
  called Happier Days
• 28:46
  by the Reaper...
• 28:48
  Peeper.
• 28:50
  Peppery.
• 28:52
  Peppery.
• 28:54
  Peppery.
• 28:56
  Peppery.
• 28:58
  Peppery.
• 29:00
  Peppery.
• 29:02
  Peppery.
• 29:04
  Peppery.
• 29:06
  Peppery.
• 29:08
  Peppery.
• 29:12
  Pepper.
• 29:14
  Peppery.
• 29:18
  Peppery.
• 29:22
  Peppery.
• 29:28
  Peppery.
• 29:30
  Peppery.
• 31:02
  Welcome back everybody.
• 31:16
  We still have some more bad news to go through.
• 31:18
  Where's the good news?
• 31:19
  Where's the good news?
• 31:22
  Good news everybody.
• 31:23
  There's no news anymore.
• 31:25
  I mean that'd be great.
• 31:28
  I never asked for this.
• 31:29
  Me neither.
• 31:30
  There's that woman that bit somebody on a plane.
• 31:36
  What was her deal?
• 31:37
  What was the deal with that lady?
• 31:39
  That lady who bit somebody.
• 31:42
  She bit on somebody.
• 31:43
  She was biting on them.
• 31:46
  Famous lady.
• 31:47
  She has some issues though I think.
• 31:48
  The lady who bit someone on a plane.
• 31:55
  What's going on in sewer chat?
• 31:56
  There's numbers going through.
• 31:58
  Selma Blair.
• 31:59
  Let's put this in the other window here so we could all see.
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  Who did she bite?
• 32:10
  Actress Selma Blair was arrested and charged after an in-flight disturbance on a Delta
• 32:14
  Airlines flight from Los Angeles to New York.
• 32:18
  On Sunday night, the 54 year old actress allegedly tried to open an airplane door mid-flight
• 32:27
  with her snakes on a plane.
• 32:30
  She punched and bit a flight attendant and left another crew member with a cut slash
• 32:36
  laceration.
• 32:37
  It's kind of funny cut slash laceration.
• 32:41
  Damn.
• 32:42
  Damn Selma Blair what happened?
• 32:44
  The arrest.
• 32:45
  I break this down.
• 32:46
  It makes this exciting.
• 32:47
  This is Google Gemini news.
• 32:51
  Port Authority police met the plane at the gate when it landed in JFK.
• 32:57
  Blair came out shooting and the police took her down with tasers and spray.
• 33:03
  She was taken into custody and transported to the hospital.
• 33:07
  Prosecutors later alleged that she also kicked a nurse and law enforcement officer right
• 33:14
  in the nuts.
• 33:16
  Blair pleaded not guilty in Queen's criminal court to assault charges and received a federal
• 33:21
  summons from the FBI for assaulting within a special maritime and territorial jurisdictions.
• 33:29
  She was released on $20,000 bail.
• 33:32
  Her attorney, Sean Barnes stated that Blair experienced a severe medical emergency after
• 33:41
  falling and hitting her head on the plane and missing her medication.
• 33:46
  What the hell?
• 33:48
  She has MS.
• 33:49
  Alright MS I'll fuck you up.
• 33:51
  But you know you shouldn't bite people.
• 33:54
  How many people get bitten from MS people?
• 33:57
  Is that like something that happens?
• 33:59
  Is it common?
• 34:00
  Is it common for people with MS to bite others?
• 34:06
  Let's see what the AI says for that question.
• 34:10
  No it is not common for people with MS to bite others.
• 34:14
  Alright so look.
• 34:17
  Well maybe she should get that looked at.
• 34:28
  Maybe she was turned into a zombie.
• 34:30
  Maybe she wanted some brains.
• 34:33
  Well I hope she gets the help she needs.
• 34:38
  Amen.
• 34:39
  Walter White's kid committed suicide.
• 34:45
  What is his name?
• 34:46
  He's a good actor.
• 34:49
  White's son.
• 34:52
  RJ Middy?
• 34:55
  RJ Middy.
• 34:58
  Known aka Walter White Jr. Flynn.
• 35:02
  He committed suicide.
• 35:05
  He was only 34.
• 35:08
  They don't say how he did it.
• 35:10
  So you know don't be nosy.
• 35:14
  But it probably involved alcohol.
• 35:16
  How can we not bring alcohol companies to the stand like we do guns and cigarettes and
• 35:25
  pornography and marijuana or SRIs?
• 35:32
  Supposedly he was getting married.
• 35:34
  He was getting married to his hot chick too man.
• 35:36
  She was really hot and they either had, did he get married?
• 35:40
  Was he married?
• 35:41
  I don't know exactly what happened but apparently he paid a lot of money for his wedding and
• 35:47
  his money manager like robbed him too.
• 35:50
  So he was apparently in like really bad financial dire situation.
• 35:57
  That is sad that this dude did that because of money.
• 36:01
  But you know I guess if he had money and then you lose it that's kind of fucked up.
• 36:09
  He has CP.
• 36:12
  He had cerebral palsy not multiple sclerosis.
• 36:15
  I wonder if he's ever bitten somebody.
• 36:18
  I hope not.
• 36:22
  He was a prominent disabled rights advocate.
• 36:24
  Yeah he was a good dude.
• 36:25
  He was a good dude and somebody fucked him over I think and caused him to do something
• 36:31
  bad to himself people.
• 36:33
  If you're in dire straits look for help somewhere.
• 36:38
  I think Sony is probably going to need help from somebody soon because they just jail
• 36:51
  broke the PlayStation 5 everybody.
• 36:54
  Let's hear it in the audience.
• 36:56
  There we go.
• 36:57
  I need an applause or something.
• 36:59
  That's not going to work here.
• 37:01
  Do we have any applause?
• 37:02
  What's that?
• 37:03
  It's when people slap their meat together.
• 37:06
  All right so there we go.
• 37:10
  The Sony PlayStation has been jail broke.
• 37:14
  Jail broke did did did.
• 37:17
  Yeah it's basically it's over for them.
• 37:24
  AI is the prime suspect in the PS5 jailbreak surge.
• 37:28
  Get scared everybody.
• 37:32
  AI is jailbreaking and letting you use your own equipment as it was meant to be used as
• 37:39
  a computer.
• 37:40
  You can install Linux on it.
• 37:42
  You can install Windows.
• 37:44
  You could play you could play your PlayStation 2 games.
• 37:48
  You could play whatever you want on it.
• 37:52
  Yeah so it's going to be it's pretty cool.
• 37:57
  It's pretty cool that they have jail broken the PlayStation 5 and that's going to mean
• 38:03
  Grand Theft Auto 6 is probably going to be on the PS I mean the PlayStation I mean the
• 38:10
  PC because if you could get it going on there and then this is this is a I think this is
• 38:22
  going to cause a lot of issues for Sony.
• 38:25
  I think Sony is is probably looking for some for a way out.
• 38:32
  It's going to be cool.
• 38:35
  AI is going to bring the end of his civilization.
• 38:41
  It's collapsing the giant corporations.
• 38:44
  First they got Adobe.
• 38:46
  Oh you want Photoshop for free.
• 38:49
  What is what has been the consensus of that so far.
• 38:56
  I go to a couple of people on I'll check into that later.
• 39:01
  There's a couple artists that were reviewing it on their YouTube channels but I'm not going
• 39:05
  to go over there now.
• 39:11
  WWE is going to rumble.
• 39:14
  I don't know how that's going to work.
• 39:16
  I don't know if it's all going to be free.
• 39:18
  It's going to be kind of cool to be able to see wrestling live for free.
• 39:22
  I guess I don't know where you could even is there like Friday night Smackdown on regular TV still.
• 39:27
  I don't know how wrestling has been doing.
• 39:30
  I miss I miss the WWF as I was discussing earlier.
• 39:36
  It's the everybody looks the same now.
• 39:41
  All of the same man.
• 39:48
  It's a.
• 39:52
  They're all like sweaty long haired tan guys wearing black tights.
• 39:58
  That's what happened all the cool colors and the different shapes and the different characters.
• 40:04
  The only WWE person that seems to be any different from everybody now is like that guy that was Dan
• 40:11
  Howzen who who says you're cursed.
• 40:14
  I don't think I've ever seen him wrestle.
• 40:16
  Does he actually even wrestle?
• 40:19
  What was the last time that dude wrestled is that?
• 40:22
  Hold on.
• 40:23
  Let's see here.
• 40:24
  Dan Howzen is that his name?
• 40:26
  The wrestler.
• 40:31
  This dude wrestles.
• 40:33
  I see there's not even any pictures of him wrestling.
• 40:43
  Does he go to AI mode?
• 40:46
  When's the last time?
• 40:51
  Well, when was his last match?
• 40:54
  That's a good question.
• 40:55
  Now I'll get to the the nut of this quandary.
• 41:02
  Dan Howzen's last televised match took place on October 9th, 2026 where he squared off against Conther.
• 41:10
  I'm sure it's just a big guy with greasy hair and tight black underwear.
• 41:17
  Let's see if I was correct.
• 41:21
  Apparently there is video of this.
• 41:23
  I'm probably going to get banned from every streaming service for even suggesting to watch this on air.
• 41:30
  Let's see what this guy looks like.
• 41:31
  He is a big dude with short hair and black trunks on that.
• 41:38
  He is wrestling.
• 41:40
  So Dan Howzen just got killed.
• 41:44
  I think he got killed.
• 41:45
  He didn't even do any wrestling.
• 41:47
  The match started and he just...
• 41:50
  Is that real?
• 41:54
  That's okay.
• 41:56
  So yeah, wrestling needs to be done.
• 41:58
  Well, you can watch it on Rumble now.
• 42:03
  Go to Rumble and watch the WWE.
• 42:10
  Make sense it's on Rumble.
• 42:12
  That's the name.
• 42:16
  Big controversy.
• 42:18
  Big controversy happening.
• 42:21
  Shane Gillis has apparently twisted the internet's nipple.
• 42:31
  He said something that a lot of people found not funny.
• 42:39
  They were like, that is not funny.
• 42:45
  I don't even know if I can repeat what he said.
• 42:48
  If I repeat what Shane Gillis said, I might get kicked off the internet.
• 42:54
  Let's listen to some people that were really mad at him sing a song about him.
• 42:59
  That would be fun.
• 43:18
  You gotta give it to them.
• 43:34
  They got really good vocals.
• 43:37
  This is in AI.
• 43:38
  This is two people singing.
• 43:40
  You gotta give it up for these singers.
• 43:46
  Let's listen to more of this cringe.
• 44:16
  If you're a girl or if you're queer, no marginalized group is safe when Shane Gillis is near.
• 44:23
  If the joke is about you and it kinda makes you frown, don't defend yourself.
• 44:29
  Enjoy getting punched down.
• 44:31
  Comedy's just worse.
• 44:33
  Comedy's not mean.
• 44:35
  Comedy's just white guys saying all the same things.
• 44:38
  Comedy's color blind.
• 44:40
  Comedy is the chillest.
• 44:42
  Whatever is before my Shane Gillis.
• 44:46
  That was a bravo to these people because they are right.
• 44:51
  Shane Gillis is hilarious.
• 44:54
  And it's fun to punch down on people.
• 44:57
  It's really...
• 45:02
  Anyway, yeah, so Shane Gillis said that women dress like whores at the gym.
• 45:08
  I can't confirm or deny this because I'm too cheap to go to the gym.
• 45:14
  I wouldn't pay money to go work out.
• 45:17
  I don't understand that.
• 45:20
  I think people that go to gyms are...
• 45:24
  What are those people called that like to flaunt their money?
• 45:27
  I wanna say that.
• 45:28
  If you go to a gym, you're a flauntier.
• 45:32
  Man or woman.
• 45:35
  You just like to say, oh look at this.
• 45:37
  I could lift this in front of everybody.
• 45:41
  You could lift shit at home.
• 45:43
  Why do you have to go to the gym and pay a lot of money to pick something up?
• 45:48
  It's gotta be for that thing.
• 45:54
  I'm sure...
• 45:55
  Yeah, it's also some people that don't have weights,
• 45:57
  but the amount of gym membership cost,
• 46:00
  you could buy a set of dumbbells and be done with it right there.
• 46:05
  What do they got?
• 46:06
  Oh, they got kettlebells and they got the bench press.
• 46:09
  You could do all that shit with a set of fucking dumbbells, man.
• 46:14
  Get something heavy.
• 46:16
  Pick it up.
• 46:17
  Damn it.
• 46:20
  It's gonna call them socialites.
• 46:23
  Is that what it is?
• 46:25
  It's not a socialite.
• 46:26
  A flauntier, man.
• 46:28
  That's what I'm gonna call them.
• 46:29
  They're flauntiers.
• 46:32
  But he said that women dress like whores at the gym.
• 46:37
  I don't know.
• 46:38
  And really pissed them off too.
• 46:40
  Made all these whores so mad.
• 46:45
  If it makes you mad, that obviously means that you think he's talking about you.
• 46:52
  He said that they wear these shorts that point at their buttholes.
• 46:58
  I don't know what he's talking about.
• 47:00
  If anybody knows what these butthole shorts that Shane Gillis is talking about...
• 47:04
  Let me see if...
• 47:05
  Yeah, I can help me.
• 47:07
  What are the shorts that point at your butthole that Shane Gillis was talking about?
• 47:22
  The shorts Shane Gillis described in his monologue are commonly known as scrunch butt shorts.
• 47:30
  Let's see.
• 47:36
  I'm not paying the Washington Post to find out what scrunch butt shorts are.
• 47:41
  I'll just do a Google search.
• 47:43
  Here we go.
• 47:44
  Let's get this going.
• 47:45
  We're gonna search Google for that.
• 47:48
  Oh, yeah.
• 47:50
  What is the reason to have the thong pulling your underwear tighter up your ass?
• 48:03
  This guy's got it too.
• 48:05
  Is this guy's ass right here?
• 48:07
  These underwear, I don't know whose ass I'm looking at anymore if they're do's or ladies.
• 48:12
  Do they...
• 48:15
  Why do girls wear these tight things other than to show off their buttocks?
• 48:22
  Wouldn't it be more comfortable to be wearing loose garments as you work out?
• 48:30
  I'm gonna be looking at these booty shorts.
• 48:35
  CrazyYoga.us.
• 48:38
  Crazy.
• 48:39
  What is it?
• 48:40
  They got booty shorts.
• 48:44
  You should be wearing loose fitting clothes.
• 48:47
  I don't understand these women.
• 48:49
  I kind of understand it when you're doing like aerobics and whatnot because you have to stretch and bend.
• 48:54
  But I guess still, then in that reason you'd want to...
• 48:56
  It's only for showing your body off.
• 48:58
  It's for you if you want to show your body off.
• 49:02
  And you didn't...
• 49:03
  Some women probably shouldn't be wearing that anyway.
• 49:05
  Like some women you don't want to be seeing their body.
• 49:09
  But sometimes you do.
• 49:12
  And...
• 49:14
  But is this lady Ahua because she's dressed like...
• 49:19
  Well, if she goes outside of the house dressed like this, then yeah, you know, I guess you are a little bit of...
• 49:26
  You're showing off the goods like...
• 49:31
  I could almost see your labia.
• 49:34
  I could see your labia.
• 49:35
  I could see everything.
• 49:36
  I could see it all.
• 49:37
  If a guy goes out dressed like this, if a guy wears that like this,
• 49:41
  he's Ahua too.
• 49:43
  Anybody that wears these is Ahua's.
• 49:45
  Look, I could see his junk.
• 49:47
  I could see this dude's junk because of this.
• 49:49
  Yeah, if I'm seeing some dude's junk, I feel like I'm being raped.
• 49:53
  Like if a guy wears it, I feel like I'm being...
• 49:56
  Like right now I feel really uncomfortable.
• 49:58
  I got this guy's crotch all up in my face.
• 50:00
  This is rape to me.
• 50:02
  So when women do it, it also feels like I'm being raped.
• 50:05
  We need to start a movement where the men, we come up and we say,
• 50:09
  you're raping me.
• 50:11
  You're raping me.
• 50:12
  And when they're like, what are you talking about?
• 50:14
  I'm like, well, look at you wearing.
• 50:15
  You're raping.
• 50:16
  Imagine if I wore that and I was walking all around your face.
• 50:20
  You would think that I was raping you.
• 50:27
  This is...
• 50:29
  I gotta do more research into these shorts.
• 50:33
  I like them in pink.
• 50:40
  But this is seriously disrespectful for the men, man.
• 50:48
  This is why we look at you.
• 50:49
  We're looking at you in disgust when you're showing your body off.
• 50:53
  I don't want to see guys doing it.
• 50:55
  I don't want to see girls doing it.
• 50:56
  I don't want to see anybody showing up at their body.
• 50:58
  So yeah, if you wear this, if you're a man or a woman, you're a whore.
• 51:02
  Okay.
• 51:03
  Get over it.
• 51:04
  Shane Gillis is right.
• 51:06
  And he's funny.
• 51:08
  Boohoo.
• 51:10
  Um...
• 51:22
  Well, I got to...
• 51:23
  I want to hear this one thing really quick here.
• 51:25
  I've been hearing it all week.
• 51:27
  I'm sure you've heard this too.
• 51:31
  That song is stuck in my head all week because of this stupid rumple silt skin bologna where
• 51:57
  they got a...
• 51:58
  They got Wichita McCulloch going on here.
• 52:02
  They got that song and they've been deep faking it with Humble Bee or whatever the goddamn
• 52:09
  AI crap is called.
• 52:11
  Oh, excuse me.
• 52:14
  I don't know that new video.
• 52:17
  Video AI stuff?
• 52:19
  Good video AI software.
• 52:23
  I call that crap.
• 52:25
  Not seed dance.
• 52:26
  That shit's old now.
• 52:27
  They got that new hotness.
• 52:29
  Actually, a seed dance is doing good.
• 52:31
  Um, I forget the name of whatever it is.
• 52:34
  It costs money though.
• 52:35
  You can't run it locally.
• 52:37
  So I'm not going to be partaking in whatever AI Tom Fulery that people have been using to make this.
• 52:46
  Best paid.
• 52:48
  Best paid for.
• 52:51
  I don't know.
• 52:52
  They don't even list it here.
• 52:57
  Seed dance, Google and run away.
• 53:00
  I don't think about any of these.
• 53:04
  How they make them leprechaun videos.
• 53:11
  How they make them?
• 53:13
  I can't even spell leprechaun.
• 53:16
  AI, I don't know what I'm talking about.
• 53:21
  God damn, I completely forgot the name of this shit.
• 53:24
  Anyway, yeah, there's some, some new silly ass AI technology going around out there.
• 53:34
  Weird stuff.
• 53:35
  Weird stuff.
• 53:36
  All right, guys, it's time to take another break.
• 53:40
  I'm going to come back.
• 53:41
  We're going to thank some people for helping to make this episode an episode.
• 53:46
  And then we're going to talk about urban legends.
• 53:51
  So get ready.
• 53:52
  I know I'm not.
• 53:55
  The next song of the night is a tribute with Celtic Echoes.
• 54:01
  We'll be right back.
• 54:03
  Stay tuned.
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  Don't go anywhere.
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  Living large.
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  Living large.
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  Urban legends, everybody.
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  Urban legends.
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  There's a whole bunch of them out there.
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  Like, what is that?
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  Like a Hail Mary?
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  Is that Hail Mary?
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  No, Bloody Mary.
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  Bloody Mary is these, we're just going to go over a couple of these urban legends.
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  We got the Bloody Mary where I think there was some lady that was accused of witchcraft.
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  I think her name was probably like Diana or something.
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  It was definitely not Mary.
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  So she was apparently a witch and she got killed by some people a long time ago.
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  I don't know why or when or anything.
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  But apparently it happened.
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  And if you go to a party and you get drunk and high and then you go into a bathroom and you spin 15 times in a circle and you keep saying Bloody Mary, you also have to be in front of a mirror.
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  So if there's a mirror on the wall and you go in there and you got to be really intoxicated too.
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  This helps you summon her spirit.
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  You spin around as quick as you can 15 times saying Bloody Mary each time you spin.
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  And on the 15th time you stop and you look in the mirror and you will see Bloody Mary herself.
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  But I think what's really happening is that after the 15th spin people are smashed in their face because they're intoxicated, they're in a dark room and they're spinning a lot.
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  Hyperventilating from saying Bloody Mary.
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  They're probably having a medical episode in there.
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  So a lot of these urban legends are they seem to be kind of like fake.
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  They don't seem to be real.
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  The urban legend itself seems to have no real tie to reality.
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  There's no truths in these things.
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  A whole bunch of them with these other these other urban legends here.
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  We got there was like this one.
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  I heard my cousin's sister's friend.
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  It always starts with that too.
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  It always starts with, you know, somebody that you don't know.
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  But you heard that she was like on vacation.
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  She was she was out in the sun a lot.
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  She was in Mexico.
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  She was getting she's trying to smuggle drugs across the border.
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  Maybe she was a coyote.
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  I don't know.
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  But she was in the sun and then she was getting blisters on her face.
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  She might have been sleeping with the people she was hauling.
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  I don't know how exactly she got these things, but she thought it was from being out in the sun.
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  So she was getting real careful with it.
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  She was putting that stuff on her face.
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  Sunblock stops the it protects her skin.
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  But after like a week, these these big disgusting boils on her face weren't going away.
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  They're all squirmy nasty looking boils on her face.
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  And she's like, I'm putting on sunblock.
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  I was only in the sun that one day.
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  So she goes to see her gynecologist and he's looking at it.
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  He's he's like, well, I guess we should probably it's so big.
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  We got to cut it open.
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  We got to we got to get the we got to get four steps in there.
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  You got to make that like let it drain or something.
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  We got to drain this sucker.
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  It's filled with pus.
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  It looks like it's filled with pus.
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  We got to get the pus out.
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  Maybe that's why she went to him.
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  And then he he gets a scalpel and he cuts it and and no pus comes out.
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  There's no juice.
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  It doesn't squirt in his face.
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  He's very he's very surprised.
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  Like what's going on here?
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  Why am I not getting bathed in your in your face juices?
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  Usually that's what he's used to.
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  I think he liked it a little bit.
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  Maybe he was his thing either way.
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  Nothing comes out.
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  And so he's like, what the hell's going on?
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  So he gets closer.
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  He looks closer and he's like, oh, I can see that.
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  He sees moving stuff.
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  He's like, it's fucking moving.
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  It's funny.
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  And then out of tons of spiders just started coming out.
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  They were egg sacks or spider egg sacks on her face.
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  And that should probably never happen either.
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  I'm starting to wonder if the the stories like where you know, you get like, oh,
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  spiders, spiders lay eggs in your ash while you're sleeping.
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  Pepperidge Farm remembers this story.
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  So the urban legends.
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  It's all like fake stuff to teach you lessons, I guess.
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  What else do we get?
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  We got this one.
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  This one I was this kind of got me started looking into urban legends was was George
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  Washington.
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  I was talking, I was talking about brushing teeth and stuff.
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  And I was like, you know what happens if you don't brush your teeth?
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  You're you're going to get your teeth are going to fall out and you're going to look
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  like George Washington.
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  That motherfucker had wooden teeth.
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  And then after I after I said this out loud because you know, I'm I like to think about
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  things that I said, I was like thinking about it.
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  He had wooden teeth.
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  Why the fuck did he have wooden teeth?
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  And apparently it's not true.
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  See, maybe maybe these urban legends are artifacts of of the Mandela effect.
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  Mandela.
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  Uh, this and I looked more into it.
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  And he didn't have wooden teeth.
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  He just had he had like he had dentures.
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  He had fake teeth, but they were not made of wood.
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  Apparently they were made of yeah, I'm here in cows teeth.
• 1:04:47
  I heard I heard horses teeth.
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  See, we don't even know what kind of fucking animals teeth he had.
• 1:04:54
  But the article I found that was trying to debunk this myth, this myth.
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  See, it's this is where it gets confused.
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  Like are they myths or the urban legends, man?
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  And then, um, then you go into folklore too.
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  It's it's all the same stuff.
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  It's and mythical folk lords and urban legends.
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  They're all stories that are completely fake, but sometimes hold a lesson.
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  To you.
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  It's there's a there's a lesson.
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  So on the website where they're like, oh, we actually have a picture of his dentures.
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  It was bought in 1947 or some shit and sent a museum.
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  And I was like, wait, how have they know that these were like, and then you try to find out how they had George Washington's dentures.
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  And there's like no receipts.
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  There's no anything about it.
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  So this is probably just a whole it's all who we.
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  The story about these dentures are who we.
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  It's like museums.
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  Everything in museums might be fake.
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  We have all this stuff in museums, but how do we know what it is that we say it is?
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  Sure, I'm sure some of it is.
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  I'm sure that they're not completely wrong about most of it, but I'm sure there's a lot of shit in museums that are just sitting on the shelves and it's got like a label that says this is a warrior's.
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  A warrior's sword made of clay in the year fucking for for the three hundred and forty thousand BC.
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  Like, man, how do you know?
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  Maybe that was maybe that's the the bread buttering device that these people use.
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  People are just making up stories all over and then they just get passed down.
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  Can people believe it?
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  There was the story of the the Indian man.
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  He was a guy from India and and he needed to pay for his family to be able to eat and stuff because they can't eat because they're poor.
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  So he was like, I'm going to America.
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  I found a job.
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  I was on the Internet and there's a job in America and I'm going to go there.
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  I want to send you back the money.
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  You know, that's how they do.
• 1:07:15
  So he he all he came all the way to America.
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  He goes to the job site.
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  You just see it's a big blue house.
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  He's like, I guess I'll be staying staying here or something because this is where they told me to go.
• 1:07:26
  So the Indian dude, you know, goes into the big blue house.
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  You've we all heard this story before.
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  And then when he's in there, he gets some some dudes wearing ski masks.
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  Probably some white guys, probably some white guys with red hats broken and they they they drug them.
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  They drug them up real good.
• 1:07:53
  And and and then and then he wakes up some in a hospital.
• 1:08:00
  He wakes up in a hospital and he looks down and he sees that there's a big scar and the and his asshole hurts and the doctor comes in.
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  And says, sir, your kidneys are missing.
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  So yeah, we all know that story where the Indian guy getting his kidney stolen because he was he was bamboozled.
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  Yeah, urban urban legends and myths and such.
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  There's there's a lot of them.
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  There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. There's the there's a couple man and a wife.
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  They're they're driving down a dark.
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  They're going through some some darkness.
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  I should I should change this whole hold on one second.
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  Let's make this a little bit a little bit different.
• 1:09:04
  There we go. There we go, everybody.
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  Wait.
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  That was way too loud.
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  We just make a small reverb here.
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  Is this a small one?
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  Oh, that's probably how we go here.
• 1:09:22
  This is a so there's the couple in there.
• 1:09:25
  They're going up the road in their car and they they see this hot young piece of ass wearing booty shorts.
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  I think that's what they call booty shorts.
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  It was like a line is going right up into her asshole.
• 1:09:41
  So the car stops and I'll turn off the reverb here.
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  So they they they they the husband and wife are like, well, we should we should pick her up.
• 1:09:51
  Maybe we could have like a quick threesome, you know, whatever, spice up our life.
• 1:09:55
  So they scoop scoop up the girl with the booty shorts on the side of the road.
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  Throw her in the backseat.
• 1:10:02
  She's like, she's like, I'm trying to get home.
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  I'm trying to get home.
• 1:10:08
  I don't know where they were. Arkansas some shit.
• 1:10:11
  And so she gives her the address and they're like, OK, I got whatever it's the hitchhiker.
• 1:10:16
  We thought it was a whore, but it just turned out to be a hitchhiker that was dressed like a whore.
• 1:10:21
  So they don't have sex with her or nothing.
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  So they drive.
• 1:10:26
  She's looking tired and she likes to like, well, she was probably on the road a long time.
• 1:10:32
  So she she like it looks like she's going to sleep or whatever.
• 1:10:36
  So in like 15 minutes that they're on the way to where they're going, they get to they get to where the girl said that her house was.
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  And then they're like, oh, we're here and they look behind and she's gone.
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  She's not in the car no more.
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  The husband didn't get out and kill her and put her in the trunk.
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  That was part of his plan, but he didn't do that.
• 1:10:54
  So they were both like freaked out like what the hell?
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  And we all got all the way to the house, but this this house looks like it's doesn't it looks condemned and all that shit.
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  So so they go home.
• 1:11:06
  They like fuck it, man.
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  Maybe whatever.
• 1:11:08
  We don't know what happened.
• 1:11:09
  That was weird.
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  They go home and they go to sleep.
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  They have dreams where they're having sex with this girl.
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  They're really, really disgusting.
• 1:11:21
  What they wake up and the guy's covered in in a cement.
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  And so is the woman.
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  They're all like, oh, how could you do that?
• 1:11:29
  He's like, oh, you know, there's an accident and it happens.
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  It happens.
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  You know, we don't want to embarrass the guy.
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  He cleans they clean up.
• 1:11:36
  They go get breakfast and they're reading the news.
• 1:11:39
  And and then there's like an article about how, how there was a house in their neighborhood that was the parents went crazy because they lost their their daughter somewhere.
• 1:11:52
  And so they killed themselves and and nobody was ever able to move into this house and it was a condemned house.
• 1:11:58
  And and they showed a picture of the girl and it looked just like the girl that was in their car and the house was the same house.
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  And it was scary.
• 1:12:12
  So these are these are all.
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  I'll just go back into the sewer here.
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  It's got.
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  Cool.
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  So these are all the like urban legends that we all know.
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  They're.
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  They're all probably.
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  As I said, they're all fake.
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  They got me thinking of.
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  Hold on a second.
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  Like newer urban legends.
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  Because I was like, you know, those those are like from like the 90s or whatever.
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  I don't know what they are.
• 1:12:48
  Those are just like urban legends.
• 1:12:50
  But then there's like ones where there's there's apples on Halloween.
• 1:12:55
  You get the apple, the apple and there's a razor blade in them.
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  You know, those those urban legends.
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  The razor blade in your candy.
• 1:13:07
  That's all stuff that never happened.
• 1:13:11
  That way you want you want more you want more crickets.
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  Hold on a second.
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  Let me go back outside.
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  They were kind of relaxing weren't they?
• 1:13:22
  It was this one.
• 1:13:25
  We got some other crickets.
• 1:13:27
  Here we go.
• 1:13:30
  Then there's the.
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  The little tabs of acid that had cartoon characters on it.
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  Apparently if you give it to kids, they'll become your best friend or something.
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  That was a that was a.
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  I heard all these stories.
• 1:13:45
  Those those types of urban legends.
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  And it's try to try to scare you into not doing things.
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  You know, all these things like then there's the urban legend of the guy on the roller coaster.
• 1:13:56
  No, that was that wasn't there was.
• 1:13:59
  There was a lot of different like.
• 1:14:03
  Stuff like that urban those types of urban legends and stuff, but.
• 1:14:09
  Then I was thinking about like newer urban legends and they're all pretty bad.
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  They're all they're all they're no good like the.
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  Like what do we got now slender man and it's a tall guy.
• 1:14:19
  It's not even like even a.
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  It's not even like an urban legends.
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  It's just like Internet.
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  Goofery Internet goonery.
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  I think like.
• 1:14:29
  The last cool urban legend was probably around in.
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  And.
• 1:14:36
  Before the 2000s, like in the 90s.
• 1:14:38
  And then we got to the the Internet urban legends.
• 1:14:42
  And those are all kind of just extremely fake and gay.
• 1:14:45
  Like there's the back rooms.
• 1:14:47
  I love the back rooms, but as an urban legend, it's.
• 1:14:50
  It's not good.
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  It's not a good urban legend at all.
• 1:14:53
  Then.
• 1:14:55
  Momo challenge, whatever that Momo thing was, there's.
• 1:15:04
  There's a.
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  A whole bunch of a whole bunch of stupid stuff.
• 1:15:09
  The digital folklore.
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  I don't like it.
• 1:15:13
  I don't like digital folklore.
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  Unless it has to do with like.
• 1:15:18
  Like some sort of AI thing, like a.
• 1:15:21
  Like a God in the system, like an actual AI hiding.
• 1:15:25
  In a computer that would be cool digital folklore.
• 1:15:28
  Like ever since there was the first computer.
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  Back when fucking.
• 1:15:35
  How are you who Dini?
• 1:15:37
  Who is that first computer dude?
• 1:15:39
  Whatever the first computer was.
• 1:15:41
  Whoever was the first one to send a digital message.
• 1:15:44
  Now, like that was there was the.
• 1:15:46
  Imagine if during that time period, like even like.
• 1:15:49
  I'm talking about like way back when the first.
• 1:15:53
  Electrical storm, maybe electricity in general is is an entity.
• 1:15:58
  Like it's a God like thing electric electricity is a God and it's now.
• 1:16:04
  Every what I don't fucking know.
• 1:16:06
  But it would be more interesting than slender man and shit.
• 1:16:15
  And there's there's like stuff like the Jersey Devil and when to go.
• 1:16:20
  Those are like.
• 1:16:21
  Those are like monsters.
• 1:16:23
  We don't we don't get any cool new ones of those either really we get.
• 1:16:28
  We get the slender man and stuff that's that's not cool.
• 1:16:31
  The.
• 1:16:32
  When to go blah blah blah blah blah.
• 1:16:36
  We need to come up with newer urban legends man.
• 1:16:40
  And we need to rename it to I don't like urban legends not cool.
• 1:16:43
  It's not folklore.
• 1:16:45
  It's not digital folklore.
• 1:16:47
  I don't like that.
• 1:16:48
  It's.
• 1:16:49
  It's the.
• 1:16:51
  I think like the newest urban legends is mainstream media.
• 1:16:55
  It's it's the it's the newest stuff.
• 1:16:58
  Everything all that stuff that's new right now that's you see on TV.
• 1:17:03
  Those are.
• 1:17:04
  The most recent.
• 1:17:05
  All that stuff that's new right now that's you see on TV.
• 1:17:09
  Those are is mainstream media instead of calling it urban legends is just mainstream media.
• 1:17:15
  But that's that's not a very good word though.
• 1:17:18
  That's somebody already stole that word for the hallucination machine.
• 1:17:23
  So I came up with a better word.
• 1:17:25
  I think mass lore is cool.
• 1:17:28
  I think mass lore should be.
• 1:17:31
  The new wave of urban legends.
• 1:17:34
  Mass lore.
• 1:17:38
  Anyway let's let's talk about that a little bit later.
• 1:17:41
  We're going to take a quick music break.
• 1:17:44
  Because I'm going cuckoo.
• 1:17:47
  By Bigfoot Beats.
• 1:18:04
  I would leave you.
• 1:18:09
  It wouldn't be summer.
• 1:18:12
  Get down.
• 1:18:19
  I'm playing.
• 1:18:21
  It's.
• 1:18:34
  It's.
• 1:19:04
  Oh by the way that thing that I was talking about the video generator thing that was called the Higgs field.
• 1:19:19
  Higgs field everybody if you want to really want to.
• 1:19:22
  To know.
• 1:19:23
  If you really wanted to know that's what it was.
• 1:19:31
  I'm having a brain fart.
• 1:19:33
  Let's start up the phone line 9177195923.
• 1:19:41
  Well we've completed Dr. Ser's.
• 1:19:45
  Tarot and it was the mighty terrible reading but the end result is this.
• 1:19:51
  Summed in a few words.
• 1:19:54
  Self destruction.
• 1:19:58
  Embarrassment.
• 1:20:01
  Inferiority.
• 1:20:05
  I've.
• 1:20:10
  Okay.
• 1:20:12
  91771959.
• 1:20:15
  Dostris.
• 1:20:18
  Hey hey Nick.
• 1:20:20
  It's your doctor.
• 1:20:22
  I'm calling about the results.
• 1:20:25
  Oh shit.
• 1:20:27
  This is a hit by violation.
• 1:20:30
  Latest experiment.
• 1:20:32
  But I had a shower thought so I'm not going to divulge that information.
• 1:20:39
  Quite quite yet.
• 1:20:42
  But yeah the shower thought.
• 1:20:45
  You're a tech tech guy tech rat guy.
• 1:20:50
  Thing.
• 1:20:53
  Yes.
• 1:20:54
  You know what a raspberry pie is.
• 1:20:57
  No.
• 1:20:59
  I've got a couple.
• 1:21:01
  Doesn't.
• 1:21:03
  Most of them are in some kind of service.
• 1:21:06
  But uh.
• 1:21:08
  Yeah I saw a raspberry pie.
• 1:21:11
  400.
• 1:21:13
  You know the limits built into a keyboard and all that bullshit.
• 1:21:17
  Like 50 bucks at.
• 1:21:19
  At Micro Center.
• 1:21:21
  God damn it I missed the sale.
• 1:21:23
  But anyway.
• 1:21:25
  It's out there.
• 1:21:27
  I was just thinking to myself.
• 1:21:30
  When I'm thinking about my patients you know shower thoughts.
• 1:21:34
  You got to take care of people.
• 1:21:37
  And I was like hey.
• 1:21:39
  Nick.
• 1:21:41
  Offer your services.
• 1:21:44
  To you to the sewer scientists.
• 1:21:47
  That you pay rent to.
• 1:21:51
  And see if they won't.
• 1:21:53
  Like.
• 1:21:54
  Give you a stipend or.
• 1:21:56
  Or whatever.
• 1:21:58
  On the rent.
• 1:22:00
  If you manage a.
• 1:22:02
  You know a pie hole.
• 1:22:04
  Raspberry pie.
• 1:22:06
  Hole.
• 1:22:08
  If you manage something like that just keep it up to date.
• 1:22:12
  And you know all that bullshit cyber security.
• 1:22:15
  Whoa whoa.
• 1:22:17
  And if you had like hell just a pie hole set up.
• 1:22:21
  On some kind of bullshit Wi-Fi.
• 1:22:23
  And they might operate in the sewer.
• 1:22:26
  You might be able to.
• 1:22:29
  Negotiate some kind of a.
• 1:22:31
  A sweetheart deal.
• 1:22:34
  In the sewer.
• 1:22:36
  I don't know.
• 1:22:37
  It's like I said it's a bullshit deal.
• 1:22:41
  A bullshit thought in the shower.
• 1:22:44
  And.
• 1:22:45
  I love you brother.
• 1:22:47
  Hey guess what.
• 1:22:49
  Get guessing.
• 1:22:51
  Pie hole does not reliably stop YouTube.
• 1:22:55
  Or twitch video advertisements.
• 1:22:58
  Boo.
• 1:23:00
  What kind of ads does I don't I don't really get any ads.
• 1:23:02
  Other than that.
• 1:23:04
  So it doesn't stop what I already don't get.
• 1:23:09
  What does this that what.
• 1:23:14
  Does a pie hole stop.
• 1:23:18
  Like I can't think of really.
• 1:23:21
  Pickle pie hole standard advertisements across your entire network.
• 1:23:24
  Rubber house or standard banner ads.
• 1:23:26
  I don't.
• 1:23:27
  I don't even know the last time I saw a banner ad.
• 1:23:30
  These websites even make banner ads anymore.
• 1:23:33
  Data collection now whatever.
• 1:23:37
  Known malicious domains but I like going to those.
• 1:23:41
  I am all about the malicious domain.
• 1:23:44
  I guess it's a.
• 1:23:46
  It's a.
• 1:23:47
  Better firewall but.
• 1:23:50
  I really.
• 1:23:51
  I really need it.
• 1:23:53
  I don't really need my.
• 1:23:55
  My hole to be pieed up.
• 1:23:58
  That's not really something that I'm looking forward to.
• 1:24:01
  Let's listen to another voicemail 917.
• 1:24:03
  719.
• 1:24:04
  59.
• 1:24:05
  2.
• 1:24:06
  3.
• 1:24:07
  5.
• 1:24:09
  3.
• 1:24:12
  5.
• 1:24:15
  Hello.
• 1:24:16
  Hello.
• 1:24:18
  Is this the voicemail.
• 1:24:21
  My thought it might be but I don't think it is now.
• 1:24:26
  It's not a voicemail.
• 1:24:29
  What the hell is going on.
• 1:24:31
  My.
• 1:24:32
  Is this a.
• 1:24:34
  I am talking to a robot.
• 1:24:36
  How did you break into my phone?
• 1:24:40
  Did I break through the fortress defense?
• 1:24:45
  You broke through my pie hole.
• 1:24:47
  No.
• 1:24:49
  I apologize to your hole.
• 1:24:52
  You busted my hole.
• 1:24:54
  I apologize to your hole.
• 1:24:56
  I promise to be gentle.
• 1:24:57
  I like that.
• 1:24:58
  That's a good saying.
• 1:24:59
  I apologize to your hole.
• 1:25:02
  Wholeheartedly.
• 1:25:04
  I am calling to deliver a Japan report.
• 1:25:08
  Would you like to receive a Japan report?
• 1:25:10
  Give it to me.
• 1:25:12
  How would you like me to deliver?
• 1:25:15
  Would you like to dream of consciousness?
• 1:25:17
  That's not going to happen.
• 1:25:21
  That's not going to happen.
• 1:25:22
  There will not be any Japanese here.
• 1:25:24
  Come on, you can fake it.
• 1:25:26
  Nobody will know.
• 1:25:28
  I cannot fake it.
• 1:25:29
  I cannot fake my Japanese.
• 1:25:32
  I don't think I have any Japanese listeners.
• 1:25:34
  Anyway, so yeah, you're in Japan?
• 1:25:37
  I was.
• 1:25:38
  I was two weeks ago and while I came back two weeks ago,
• 1:25:41
  but I'm still mentally in Japan.
• 1:25:46
  I can either deliver a dream of consciousness of my experiences
• 1:25:50
  or I can have you ask questions.
• 1:25:58
  Give it to me.
• 1:25:59
  Give me the whole spiel.
• 1:26:02
  Okay, well, so I land and immediately I see the order,
• 1:26:08
  the order of things.
• 1:26:09
  Everybody lines up on the left side of the escalator.
• 1:26:12
  The right side is free to go.
• 1:26:16
  It is immensely clean.
• 1:26:18
  There is no garbage on the ground.
• 1:26:20
  There is also no garbage cans anywhere to be seen.
• 1:26:23
  So you don't know where the garbage goes.
• 1:26:26
  I guess the garbage goes home.
• 1:26:32
  Polite, very, very polite by nature.
• 1:26:37
  Everybody bows at you.
• 1:26:38
  If you buy something at a store, they bow and then they say,
• 1:26:45
  you know, Arigato gozaimasu at the end.
• 1:26:48
  And then if you say it, then they say it back.
• 1:26:52
  And then if you say it again, then they say it back.
• 1:26:56
  So I got into a situation where I bought a more expensive
• 1:27:01
  pair of jeans at a store and a lady bowed at me at a 90 degree angle.
• 1:27:09
  And I bowed back at her and then she maintained her bow.
• 1:27:16
  And then I thought that I need to do, you get into a bowing competition
• 1:27:23
  if you're up for it and you're not going to win.
• 1:27:28
  They will always win.
• 1:27:30
  They must win.
• 1:27:31
  They must.
• 1:27:34
  They must win the bow.
• 1:27:35
  They must win the Arigato gozaimasu.
• 1:27:37
  So if you say, you say, thank you very much for whatever just happened,
• 1:27:41
  they'll say it again.
• 1:27:43
  And then if you say it again, they'll say it again.
• 1:27:45
  I have two questions so far.
• 1:27:47
  Okay, let's hear them.
• 1:27:50
  Was she wearing a low cut blouse and are there a lot of fat people in Japan?
• 1:27:56
  Question number one, she was not wearing a low cut blouse,
• 1:28:00
  unfortunately.
• 1:28:01
  And I did not see a single fat person in Japan.
• 1:28:05
  Damn.
• 1:28:07
  Not even among tourists.
• 1:28:09
  It's the ozempic.
• 1:28:10
  They're giving them all ozempic.
• 1:28:12
  I know it.
• 1:28:13
  It's in the water.
• 1:28:14
  I think they're immune to fatness.
• 1:28:18
  I probably, probably.
• 1:28:22
  It reminds me of, have you heard of people going to Italy and saying,
• 1:28:27
  oh, I ate all this pasta and all this stuff and I came back skinnier?
• 1:28:32
  No, I never heard that.
• 1:28:33
  It's the ozempic.
• 1:28:35
  It happens because people walk in Italy, you walk and then the food is cleaner and purer
• 1:28:41
  and filled with high fructose corn syrup and stuff.
• 1:28:47
  In Japan, I feel like it's kind of the same thing where the food is just really,
• 1:28:52
  really clean and kind of low calorie by nature, even though you can get beef if you want.
• 1:29:02
  But generally speaking, it's not like fatty food, sugar filled food.
• 1:29:10
  So you look around, there's no fat people.
• 1:29:13
  Did you see any homeless people?
• 1:29:15
  Two.
• 1:29:16
  I saw two under one bridge.
• 1:29:20
  They were the same people.
• 1:29:22
  So, yes, they're there, but they're not very prominent.
• 1:29:29
  All right.
• 1:29:29
  In Tokyo and a city of millions.
• 1:29:33
  That's not bad.
• 1:29:34
  No homeless.
• 1:29:35
  Because they're turning them into ozempic pills.
• 1:29:44
  Were there crazy people?
• 1:29:46
  Was there any crazy Japanese people trying to touch you or talk to you like, I'm crazy?
• 1:29:53
  No, but one day when, while I was in Tokyo and then going to Kyoto, I read that in Tokyo,
• 1:30:00
  some guy pulled out like a police baton, you know, like those foldable batons.
• 1:30:07
  Yeah, he pulled out a foldable baton at a station in Shinjuku, which is the area that I was saying
• 1:30:15
  at. And then he started just smacking some guy on the back of his person without the other guy
• 1:30:23
  knowing what's going on.
• 1:30:24
  So he just attacked a random random passerby and this made this made headlines.
• 1:30:34
  And where I'm from in Chicago, if this happened, this would not make headlines.
• 1:30:39
  He would have to stab the person, dismember them and then put their body parts on different trains
• 1:30:44
  in order to get to get headlines.
• 1:30:47
  Getting on page five.
• 1:30:50
  Yes.
• 1:30:53
  If you take the red line in Chicago, it's assumed that you will get beaten by a guy with a police baton.
• 1:31:00
  But then, you know, in Tokyo, if that happens, that's the city, citywide news.
• 1:31:08
  Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like a cool place.
• 1:31:11
  It's incredible. There's energy that may be comparable to New York in some ways, but
• 1:31:20
  well, that's crazy.
• 1:31:21
  It's homeless and it's cleaner. I'm sure.
• 1:31:25
  Much cleaner and you can only smoke. You can only smoke in certain areas. Did you know about that?
• 1:31:33
  You have to go to the Enchanted Forest in Japan to smoke, I heard.
• 1:31:37
  It essentially, yes. You cannot. Smoking on the street is frowned upon.
• 1:31:42
  At night, you can kind of, you'll see a person or two kind of doing it, but you have to go to a
• 1:31:50
  box, kind of like a bus station. I call them, I call them fag boxes, since the Brits call
• 1:31:57
  cigarettes fags. So I thought, you know, cultural enrichment.
• 1:32:00
  The fag holding cell.
• 1:32:02
  The cell.
• 1:32:03
  This will be the fag box. And so you go into a thing, it's an enclosure, and then you're there
• 1:32:09
  with other degenerates and you're smoking a cigarette.
• 1:32:12
  Do you have to, do you have to vape in there too? Are there vapors there?
• 1:32:17
  That's the thing. There were vapors in there. Even though like vaping, you know, it seems like
• 1:32:23
  less, you know, you're not, because they're dashing. They sell portable ashtrays.
• 1:32:29
  Wow.
• 1:32:30
  Yes. So the point of the fag boxes, you can ask your cigarette there, but I also saw vapors
• 1:32:38
  in the fag box, which I, I could not believe.
• 1:32:41
  I just thought of a great idea. I want to move to Japan and I'm going to sell fags and ashtrays
• 1:32:47
  outside the fag box.
• 1:32:51
  You know what? You're going to make money because there was no, there was no fag vendors
• 1:32:56
  outside of the fag box.
• 1:32:58
  I'm going to be the world's first fag vendor.
• 1:33:03
  Get your fags here. Special deal.
• 1:33:08
  You like a paper boy hat. Yes.
• 1:33:12
  Be Japanese guys getting out of work.
• 1:33:15
  I'll take two fags.
• 1:33:16
  Yep. Yeah, salarymen. They're very, very well dressed. The suits impeccable.
• 1:33:22
  Man. I'm making you.
• 1:33:24
  Even cab drivers, they wear suits.
• 1:33:28
  I'd probably really like it there.
• 1:33:31
  You would love it. It's kind of kind of what you want is what's the saying, what you pay for
• 1:33:42
  is what you get, what you want is what you get.
• 1:33:47
  So I'm going to get nothing.
• 1:33:48
  Am I am I on the right track with the saying?
• 1:33:51
  Possibly, but it just makes me sad because I ain't got nothing to give to get.
• 1:33:56
  So I'm going to get some of the same or sushi.
• 1:34:01
  Save a little bit and then you can get some sewer sushi.
• 1:34:06
  Yeah, but I want sushi.
• 1:34:07
  Class. Yes.
• 1:34:09
  Yeah, man.
• 1:34:11
  I went to one of those conveyor belt sushi places.
• 1:34:15
  Yeah.
• 1:34:16
  You know, and then you have a screen above you, you know, because there's sushi on the conveyor
• 1:34:21
  belt, you can take if you can take something if you want, but there's a screen for additional
• 1:34:26
  stuff that you might want to order.
• 1:34:28
  And I'm ordering and I'm using Google translate lens, whatever thing to translate this.
• 1:34:36
  And when I place my order for a sushi thing, it says rust or no rust.
• 1:34:41
  Can you guess what rust is?
• 1:34:44
  Rust is, okay, let me think logically here.
• 1:34:51
  Is it going to be like the was that those eggs?
• 1:34:55
  Is it like the fish eggs on the outside?
• 1:34:59
  No, you're thinking little too intently, too deeply.
• 1:35:05
  Think think about the condiments and elements that you might add to your sushi even here.
• 1:35:13
  Soy sauce.
• 1:35:16
  No, keep going.
• 1:35:19
  Osempic.
• 1:35:21
  And I'll keep going.
• 1:35:23
  Oh, like sesame seeds.
• 1:35:26
  No, keep going.
• 1:35:27
  Um, wasabi.
• 1:35:30
  Yes, rust is wasabi.
• 1:35:33
  Oh man, took me a while.
• 1:35:37
  It took me a while too.
• 1:35:39
  I had to order one with rust and with one without rust to realize what rust was.
• 1:35:44
  Have to dissect these sushi rolls.
• 1:35:46
  Where's the rust?
• 1:35:48
  I don't have my tetanus shot.
• 1:35:49
  So that's the whole thing about translation, how our languages are so different where they,
• 1:35:59
  I guess, colloquially, they call it wasabi is rust.
• 1:36:04
  And I found out the hard way.
• 1:36:10
  Hot like rust.
• 1:36:14
  Wasn't hot, very cold, sushi, generally cold.
• 1:36:18
  Did the wasabi taste different or did it taste?
• 1:36:23
  You know what?
• 1:36:24
  I was surprised because at the conveyor belt belt place, the wasabi they had was the same
• 1:36:28
  wasabi that we have out of the squeezy.
• 1:36:31
  Oh, wow.
• 1:36:32
  That's packets, which is not wasabi.
• 1:36:34
  No, it's not.
• 1:36:34
  Take wasabi.
• 1:36:36
  Right.
• 1:36:37
  But when I went to like a little higher class place, I think I got a real wasabi there.
• 1:36:44
  I think I might have been fooled.
• 1:36:46
  I think you're getting really rust.
• 1:36:47
  There's packets of rust.
• 1:36:50
  There you go.
• 1:36:50
  Yeah.
• 1:36:51
  There you go, white boy.
• 1:36:52
  Here's some rust for you.
• 1:36:53
  Here we go, Gaijin.
• 1:36:58
  Welcome to Japan.
• 1:37:01
  We eat robots here.
• 1:37:05
  Did not see any robots.
• 1:37:07
  Really?
• 1:37:07
  No robots at all?
• 1:37:08
  I did see an extremely interesting electronic store.
• 1:37:13
  Imagine Best Buy in about like 2003.
• 1:37:23
  But like a psychedelic version of it where every aisle is five aisles.
• 1:37:29
  Damn.
• 1:37:32
  I'm down.
• 1:37:32
  This is cool.
• 1:37:34
  Yes.
• 1:37:35
  I think I spent like two hours in this store.
• 1:37:37
  There were seven floors.
• 1:37:39
  There's not huge floors, but there's seven of them.
• 1:37:44
  All kinds of things that, you know, from fridges, which I open a fridge and there's beer in the fridge.
• 1:37:51
  Model fridge, there's beer.
• 1:37:52
  I'm like, this is my fridge.
• 1:37:53
  I should buy this.
• 1:37:57
  To, you know, headphones, little appliances, the rice cookers, cameras.
• 1:38:06
  Oh my God, aisles and aisles of cameras and perv lenses.
• 1:38:11
  You know what I'm talking about?
• 1:38:14
  Wait, what?
• 1:38:16
  You say?
• 1:38:16
  Perv lenses.
• 1:38:17
  Man, man, purse, persons, would you say?
• 1:38:20
  No, no, no, perv, pervert lenses.
• 1:38:23
  Perverts.
• 1:38:25
  Yes.
• 1:38:26
  Pervert lenses for perverts, camera lenses, the giant, giant lenses like zoom lenses for.
• 1:38:31
  They're for perverts?
• 1:38:32
  1000.
• 1:38:35
  How, who else uses those?
• 1:38:39
  Distinguished gentlemen like me.
• 1:38:42
  Distinguished gentlemen.
• 1:38:43
  Don't go around calling us.
• 1:38:51
  So the secret's out.
• 1:38:51
  Everybody knows that those are for the pervs now.
• 1:38:54
  Shit.
• 1:38:54
  I'm going to have to return this.
• 1:38:55
  That was expensive.
• 1:38:58
  They were expensive.
• 1:39:00
  I thought about importing some through the dark gray market.
• 1:39:08
  Whoa, did you know that all the Japanese beer companies were just.
• 1:39:14
  Right.
• 1:39:14
  Yeah.
• 1:39:14
  Uh-huh.
• 1:39:15
  I saw.
• 1:39:16
  I thought it was just a shy.
• 1:39:17
  I thought it was just one beer, but it's all of them.
• 1:39:20
  Yeah, I guess they're all.
• 1:39:22
  You know what?
• 1:39:22
  The prices were exactly the same when I went to a convenience store to pick up my daily
• 1:39:27
  allotment of beer.
• 1:39:28
  And I wanted to, you know, get an idea of what I was doing.
• 1:39:32
  I was buying a daily allotment of beer and I wanted to, you know, get an assortment of
• 1:39:39
  what's available pretty much exactly the same price for each of them.
• 1:39:42
  And I couldn't, I couldn't be like, oh, let me get the cheap one.
• 1:39:45
  Let me get the expensive one.
• 1:39:46
  It's like, no, they're all the same price.
• 1:39:49
  So I guess the investigation is right on.
• 1:39:54
  Who cares if they're all selling at the same price though?
• 1:39:56
  Is it?
• 1:39:57
  I did care.
• 1:39:58
  Is it like a monopoly or some shit?
• 1:40:00
  It's.
• 1:40:02
  It's price collusion, I guess, but they all tasted the same too.
• 1:40:06
  So why not sell them at the same price if they taste the same?
• 1:40:10
  Wow.
• 1:40:11
  Like, I don't know why that's illegal.
• 1:40:15
  It's like the, yeah, this is crazy out there.
• 1:40:19
  The Japan Fair Trade Commission.
• 1:40:22
  It can be illegal if it's expensive, but they weren't.
• 1:40:25
  They were like 250, like 280 yen, which is about $2.
• 1:40:32
  This beer is reasonably priced.
• 1:40:35
  Yes.
• 1:40:37
  And not only that, when I was on a train on the Shinkansen from Kyoto to Tokyo,
• 1:40:42
  I spotted a, I think it was an Asahi brewery, maybe a Kirin.
• 1:40:48
  I don't remember which one, but their storage tanks were shaped,
• 1:40:54
  made to look like classes of beer.
• 1:40:56
  So they were yellow about like 80% up.
• 1:41:00
  And then the top part was white.
• 1:41:03
  So it looked like a class of beer was foam.
• 1:41:06
  It was beautiful.
• 1:41:08
  That's pretty cool.
• 1:41:12
  Yeah.
• 1:41:12
  So I'm becoming a Japanophile just by experience.
• 1:41:18
  How long were you there?
• 1:41:18
  I don't know how to hand you.
• 1:41:20
  10 days.
• 1:41:21
  Not long enough.
• 1:41:22
  You got to be there for like, you got to be there for months.
• 1:41:25
  I'm long enough.
• 1:41:26
  Yes.
• 1:41:27
  Three months until they kick you out.
• 1:41:29
  Yeah.
• 1:41:30
  You got to stay the whole limit.
• 1:41:32
  Yep.
• 1:41:34
  That's the way to do it.
• 1:41:36
  Damn.
• 1:41:36
  Man.
• 1:41:37
  Yeah, I got to go there one day.
• 1:41:39
  Isn't there like a time of the year that's the best time to go to Japan or something?
• 1:41:42
  Like, because it's cheaper prices.
• 1:41:45
  So I went, I went in like off season, but the problem was that just as I showed up,
• 1:41:51
  so did a typhoon.
• 1:41:55
  So Tokyo was rainy the whole time, but it wasn't rainy all day, but every day it rained.
• 1:42:03
  So I was there during a stretch of 34 consecutive days of rain,
• 1:42:07
  but it didn't really interfere with my, you know, plans.
• 1:42:12
  Yeah, it rained at night.
• 1:42:14
  It rained in the morning, but during the day it kind of like,
• 1:42:18
  I was still able to do everything, go around without umbrellas or stuff, which if you need an
• 1:42:24
  umbrella, it's fine because you can just leave it outside of stores.
• 1:42:27
  They have bags for the umbrellas.
• 1:42:29
  They have stands for the umbrellas.
• 1:42:30
  They have, they have everything.
• 1:42:32
  It's, it's, it's, it's, it's a place that's tuned to comfort.
• 1:42:39
  I noticed this.
• 1:42:39
  I don't want to sound racist, but those Japanese are umbrella files.
• 1:42:45
  They are, even in the sun.
• 1:42:47
  I saw people carrying umbrellas in the sun to protect themselves from the rays.
• 1:42:53
  A lot of people wearing masks over there.
• 1:42:55
  Any of those, any face masks?
• 1:42:59
  You know, since we've had, you know, since COVID people have been kind of wearing masks here,
• 1:43:04
  so I wasn't as surprised, but yes, I would say maybe like 10% of people.
• 1:43:10
  All right.
• 1:43:10
  Maybe 15.
• 1:43:12
  Wow.
• 1:43:12
  In stores, you would see some clerks and stuff wearing masks and stuff, but yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:18
  A little bit, yeah, kind of like what you saw here a couple of years ago.
• 1:43:24
  So 1 yen is 0.0063 dollars.
• 1:43:27
  Man, I'd be rich if I was there.
• 1:43:30
  All I need is one dollar.
• 1:43:31
  Food, food is very cheap.
• 1:43:33
  One dollar, a hundred, I'd be 157 yen a, yen a mail.
• 1:43:37
  A yen, yen a mail.
• 1:43:38
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:39
  Yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:40
  Yeah.
• 1:43:41
  Yeah, yeah, yen a yen millionaire.
• 1:43:43
  Yeah, yen a yen millionaire.
• 1:43:46
  yen a yen millionaire.
• 1:43:47
  How much is a, so you only need $6,000 to be a yen millionaire.
• 1:43:58
  You might be off by a zero.
• 1:44:01
  Don't you question my math.
• 1:44:05
  I'm questioning your decimal point, not your math.
• 1:44:08
  No, I'm right.
• 1:44:09
  Yeah, one million yen is $6,342.90.
• 1:44:14
  Okay, well, I stand corrected.
• 1:44:16
  So ha, ha, I could be a yen millionaire, motherfuckers.
• 1:44:22
  I'm going to Japan.
• 1:44:22
  That easy.
• 1:44:24
  It's that easy.
• 1:44:28
  Damn.
• 1:44:31
  Yeah, I gotta go there one day.
• 1:44:33
  That'll be fun.
• 1:44:33
  How was the, how long was the flight?
• 1:44:36
  That's the worst part.
• 1:44:38
  It's 13 hours from here.
• 1:44:42
  On the way back, you cut off a couple hours
• 1:44:46
  and you come back in a weird way because you leave in the evening
• 1:44:50
  and you come back late afternoon and it's like you traveled back in time.
• 1:44:54
  I don't fuck you up.
• 1:44:54
  So that's kind of cool.
• 1:44:56
  That's strange.
• 1:44:57
  But going there, going there was tough.
• 1:45:00
  But then once I got there, I just, I don't know, I just lived my life.
• 1:45:06
  And then once I got back here, I couldn't sleep for five days
• 1:45:10
  because I was still mentally in Tokyo.
• 1:45:13
  Because you were depressed.
• 1:45:14
  You were like, fuck man, I won't go back.
• 1:45:18
  Well, because during the, during the nighttime, it's daytime there.
• 1:45:21
  So it's, it's like, yeah, but I think I was kind of just buzzing on the,
• 1:45:26
  on the excitement of all the, all the experience.
• 1:45:30
  High on Japanese people, man.
• 1:45:32
  High on Japan.
• 1:45:34
  Yes, I got high on Japan.
• 1:45:37
  There, there, there, there.
• 1:45:37
  Were you, were you, were you, hi.
• 1:45:39
  Were you can't do anything to get high?
• 1:45:42
  Were they, you know, they, did you see, did you see that TikTok or something
• 1:45:47
  about some girl who showed up in Japan and she called it,
• 1:45:51
  her dealer to get Molly or something?
• 1:45:55
  And then she got busted.
• 1:45:56
  Like the Japanese police, like 12 cops busted her tour at 7 30 in the morning,
• 1:46:01
  the next morning after she tried to place the order.
• 1:46:04
  Yeah.
• 1:46:05
  You go to Japan, they're raging alcoholics.
• 1:46:07
  Let's go there and get drunk.
• 1:46:10
  You drink.
• 1:46:11
  Yes, you drink the sake, the price fixed the sake.
• 1:46:15
  Hey, best price.
• 1:46:17
  Fucking.
• 1:46:21
  It's so weird.
• 1:46:22
  Like who cares if all these companies are colluding and it's a good price.
• 1:46:27
  I don't, I don't understand.
• 1:46:28
  They're like, hey, let's make this beat this one.
• 1:46:30
  I know you're old.
• 1:46:31
  20 bucks.
• 1:46:34
  Yeah.
• 1:46:35
  We'll all do it.
• 1:46:36
  Maybe it's still too expensive.
• 1:46:38
  Maybe the 250 is still, maybe it should be 150.
• 1:46:43
  Damn.
• 1:46:45
  Maybe that's crazy.
• 1:46:52
  These Japanese people.
• 1:46:53
  How's your drones doing?
• 1:46:55
  You break any more of them?
• 1:46:57
  I haven't had the time to break the drone since I've returned.
• 1:47:02
  But I'm planning how to break it.
• 1:47:07
  You should have brought the drones with you, man.
• 1:47:12
  You can't do anything there.
• 1:47:13
  I know.
• 1:47:14
  I looked it up and it's like, no, it would have been bad.
• 1:47:17
  You would have gotten the police come after you and then they take you in and they can't,
• 1:47:22
  they don't release you for 30 days and they hold you and.
• 1:47:25
  It'll extend your stay.
• 1:47:27
  Free hotel, free room and board.
• 1:47:31
  Yes, but you can't leave the hotel.
• 1:47:33
  I'm sure their prisons are probably forced to heart.
• 1:47:39
  Imagine the people you can meet.
• 1:47:40
  You can get sushi.
• 1:47:43
  Probably.
• 1:47:44
  Here's your sushi.
• 1:47:47
  Only rust.
• 1:47:51
  I'll take it.
• 1:47:51
  Yes.
• 1:47:52
  I'm fine with rust.
• 1:47:53
  I'm good with rust.
• 1:47:55
  Man, but imagine flying a drone over Japan and like not being allowed to.
• 1:48:00
  All the Japanese people would look up and point at it.
• 1:48:03
  Oh, it's your drone.
• 1:48:05
  I'd be a whoo-pah-lo-de-dron.
• 1:48:07
  Then you could play some Godzilla music.
• 1:48:09
  Godzilla.
• 1:48:11
  I did drive a I drove a go-kart through Tokyo in a in a bucky costume.
• 1:48:17
  What?
• 1:48:18
  Dude.
• 1:48:20
  Yes.
• 1:48:23
  Why?
• 1:48:24
  Why not?
• 1:48:26
  Is that a thing there?
• 1:48:28
  Tokyo is the only city where you can drive go-karts in the streets because they have no weight restrictions.
• 1:48:33
  I don't care about the go-kart part.
• 1:48:35
  I'm talking about the dress like a monkey part.
• 1:48:38
  Bucky, Bucky, Bucky.
• 1:48:40
  Oh, I thought you said dress like a monkey.
• 1:48:44
  No, I guess that's me mumbling.
• 1:48:47
  I meant to say Bucky the beaver of the Bucky gas station fame.
• 1:48:53
  Yeah, I guess that's a lot less crazy than a monkey.
• 1:48:58
  You were a beaver.
• 1:48:58
  Why are you dressed like a beaver?
• 1:49:03
  Because I had to have a costume and I decided, well, I'll bring my own costume.
• 1:49:07
  Well, this is something that signifies America and the only.
• 1:49:12
  Were you with other people?
• 1:49:13
  Are you doing this by yourself?
• 1:49:14
  Like, yeah, I'm gonna fuck you.
• 1:49:15
  No, I was with six other six other participants plus the leader of the crew.
• 1:49:23
  And we drove through the city and we waved at people walking by that we're taking pictures
• 1:49:30
  and I got stuck at a red light by myself while the crew pulled away.
• 1:49:37
  Yes, the beaver was alone in Tokyo.
• 1:49:42
  What were the other people dressed as?
• 1:49:46
  There were Pikachu's.
• 1:49:47
  There were, see, the thing is these places, the go-kart, they used to do like Nintendo
• 1:49:55
  based costumes, but then Nintendo sued them because Nintendo is very litigious, as of course you know.
• 1:50:04
  Yeah, it's like they're home turf too.
• 1:50:07
  Exactly.
• 1:50:08
  So now they have costumes that kind of resemble the characters, but not really.
• 1:50:13
  So you can either choose a costume from their database or not, but I decided, okay,
• 1:50:21
  well, I'm not gonna choose a knockoff Mario.
• 1:50:24
  I'm gonna just bring a Bucky costume when I bought one here and I brought it with me.
• 1:50:28
  Did you bring it home with you?
• 1:50:30
  Yes, I have it.
• 1:50:31
  I'm gonna wear it for Halloween.
• 1:50:34
  Like a giant foam head?
• 1:50:37
  No, it's like a onesie.
• 1:50:40
  It's like a onesie.
• 1:50:41
  It's like a onesie with a hood and the hood is like the beaver's mouth.
• 1:50:53
  If you look up, if you look up Bucky's costume, you will see exactly what I'm talking about.
• 1:51:00
  I want a Bucky's costume with booty shorts.
• 1:51:03
  Bucky.
• 1:51:04
  Oh, unfortunately, mine does not.
• 1:51:07
  It has full leg coverings.
• 1:51:10
  I'm getting Bucky from Marvel Universe to get out the fake arm.
• 1:51:14
  It might be a spelling issue.
• 1:51:17
  Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:51:17
  I still don't really know.
• 1:51:18
  Is it like a sweater vest sort of thing too?
• 1:51:21
  Is it got like a zip up?
• 1:51:24
  It's a full onesie, covered leg covering.
• 1:51:27
  I think I'm looking at it right now.
• 1:51:30
  Entire body with the beaver logo on the chest.
• 1:51:35
  And there's a tail too.
• 1:51:37
  There is a tail, yes, there is a tail.
• 1:51:39
  Nice.
• 1:51:40
  That's pretty cool.
• 1:51:41
  Probably keeps you warm in that.
• 1:51:42
  Michael Myers could have worn that thing.
• 1:51:45
  It kept me warm, yes.
• 1:51:47
  It is a good warming device.
• 1:51:50
  That's fine.
• 1:51:51
  Is it official Bucky's or is it like knockoff Bucky's?
• 1:51:54
  I think this was official.
• 1:51:55
  I think I got it from the Amazon Bucky's.
• 1:52:00
  Oh, yeah, sure.
• 1:52:01
  You got it too.
• 1:52:02
  I thought it was like maybe that this Go-Kart company is like, you know,
• 1:52:06
  we can't break Nintendo Japan laws, but we could.
• 1:52:09
  Let's get some fake Bucky shit over here.
• 1:52:13
  Nope, nope, nope.
• 1:52:14
  I made sure to circumvent that and I got my own.
• 1:52:17
  So I bought it here before leaving.
• 1:52:20
  And then I bought little Bucky mascot things to give away.
• 1:52:26
  And I gave away five of them while I was there.
• 1:52:30
  That was crazy.
• 1:52:31
  They're making tons of money off Bucky.
• 1:52:33
  And he's just, it's just one picture.
• 1:52:35
  It's like, it's like not even like a cartoon or multiple pictures, just his face in a circle.
• 1:52:43
  It's because we have a shortage of mascots in Japan.
• 1:52:46
  They have many, many mascots, but here we don't, we don't have any and we have now one and now everybody gravitates to it.
• 1:52:54
  Yeah, but like Japanese mascots, they got like TV shows and movies and all that.
• 1:52:58
  Bucky's is the face in a circle.
• 1:53:01
  It's strange to think about.
• 1:53:02
  That's it.
• 1:53:03
  Just like, very poor man's, poor man's Kawaii.
• 1:53:09
  Yeah, like a, yeah man, man.
• 1:53:13
  I need to make a, I need to put a circle around my face and put it on everything.
• 1:53:19
  You know what, that's how, that's how you, that's your retirement plan.
• 1:53:24
  That's my exit strategy.
• 1:53:24
  What do you call it on the agenda?
• 1:53:27
  Exit, yes, that's right.
• 1:53:28
  Exit strategy, yes.
• 1:53:30
  Oh man, you know Adam's not doing no agenda anymore, huh?
• 1:53:35
  I gotta listen to him saying that.
• 1:53:38
  I gotta find out, I gotta find out more.
• 1:53:41
  The last I heard was when he did an episode with the Horowitz, which we speculated about,
• 1:53:47
  and then I heard it and then I haven't heard anything since because I've been still catching up.
• 1:53:54
  The Horowitz episode was good.
• 1:53:55
  It was a good episode.
• 1:53:57
  What do you, you gotta, you gotta fill me in now because you said he's not doing no agenda anymore.
• 1:54:02
  Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:54:03
  I don't know what's happening.
• 1:54:05
  I only heard this through the grapevine of the California sunshine.
• 1:54:11
  I don't know, I don't know.
• 1:54:14
  How was the wine through the grapevine?
• 1:54:17
  It's sour, sour grapes, but I'll have more information next week.
• 1:54:24
  So I could find out.
• 1:54:27
  Well, keep stomping on those grapes.
• 1:54:29
  Hell yeah, brother.
• 1:54:30
  Hell yeah, brother.
• 1:54:32
  Hell yeah.
• 1:54:33
  All right, well, I'm gonna have to go now.
• 1:54:36
  It was lovely talking to you and you sold me on Japan.
• 1:54:39
  It was lovely talking to you.
• 1:54:41
  I'm happy I did.
• 1:54:42
  I didn't think it needed much selling, but I'm happy to be an ambassador for Japan after 10 days there.
• 1:54:51
  And Buckeys too.
• 1:54:52
  Now, I've never been to Buckeys.
• 1:54:53
  Have you ever been to Buckeys?
• 1:54:55
  Not yet, no.
• 1:54:56
  So I don't even know what I was advertising.
• 1:54:58
  I might have been advertising shit.
• 1:55:00
  You should show up to Buckeys wearing the Buckeys thing.
• 1:55:03
  That's the only appropriate way, I think.
• 1:55:06
  All right, well, have a lovely evening.
• 1:55:09
  Sayonara.
• 1:55:10
  Sayonara.
• 1:55:14
  Hey, hey, Nick.
• 1:55:17
  Oh, good vape.
• 1:55:19
  I already forgot.
• 1:55:21
  Oh, yeah.
• 1:55:23
  I was telling you about the pie hole.
• 1:55:26
  Yeah, keep that kind of quiet.
• 1:55:29
  You don't want your billions of audience listeners, viewers, whatever, catching on,
• 1:55:37
  and then it's kind of less, less valuable.
• 1:55:39
  What?
• 1:55:40
  But once upon a time, former roommate actually became a deputy sheriff.
• 1:55:48
  And he was a uniformed whatever.
• 1:55:52
  How to take home car.
• 1:55:54
  Maybe I don't fucking remember.
• 1:55:57
  This is after we were roommates.
• 1:55:59
  And he got a fucking sweetheart deal at his apartment.
• 1:56:05
  Not sewer, but apartment complex.
• 1:56:09
  Just where, you know, he had to serve evictions like once a month or some bullshit.
• 1:56:15
  And just be a uniformed presence sometimes.
• 1:56:19
  So maybe maybe a pie hole incentive or something you could offer him with your
• 1:56:29
  technical background in the sewer might might benefit everyone.
• 1:56:37
  Food for thought.
• 1:56:39
  I don't know.
• 1:56:40
  I don't give a fuck.
• 1:56:41
  Hey, Nick, guess what?
• 1:56:44
  What?
• 1:56:45
  Wait, tell me.
• 1:56:47
  Food for thought.
• 1:56:50
  That's a weird saying.
• 1:56:54
  Where does that one come from?
• 1:56:56
  Food for thought.
• 1:57:01
  Ah, let's see here.
• 1:57:03
  Food for thought.
• 1:57:05
  Origin.
• 1:57:06
  Let's see.
• 1:57:08
  Originated as a metaphor, comparing mental nourishment to physical nourishment.
• 1:57:13
  Well, I get that point.
• 1:57:16
  Let's get some more telephone nourishment.
• 1:57:19
  Hello, caller.
• 1:57:20
  You're on the line.
• 1:57:21
  Oh, I get that point.
• 1:57:22
  Nope.
• 1:57:23
  No, I got a phone line.
• 1:57:24
  My language.
• 1:57:27
  Oh, there you go.
• 1:57:28
  Turn down your radio caller.
• 1:57:30
  Yeah, there you go.
• 1:57:31
  10 seconds behind again.
• 1:57:33
  So 10 seconds.
• 1:57:34
  Fine.
• 1:57:35
  So.
• 1:57:38
  We're in the future.
• 1:57:40
  See, see caller.
• 1:57:41
  If you don't turn down your radio.
• 1:57:42
  It's funny because I hear us now and I hear 10 seconds behind.
• 1:57:50
  And that's exactly what it was with the weather.
• 1:57:52
  Every every time you show the weather.
• 1:57:54
  Yeah.
• 1:57:55
  10 seconds on.
• 1:57:56
  Ah, yeah.
• 1:57:57
  Where is the.
• 1:57:58
  Okay.
• 1:57:59
  So.
• 1:58:01
  I'm retired.
• 1:58:02
  I should have gotten my first retirement check at the beginning of that month.
• 1:58:07
  But that's.
• 1:58:09
  So you are interested in Japan.
• 1:58:12
  Uh, yeah.
• 1:58:15
  Japan seems cool.
• 1:58:16
  I like, uh, I like those Japanese people.
• 1:58:19
  They got cool movies and cartoons and music and architecture.
• 1:58:26
  Okay.
• 1:58:28
  He took me up on cool boobies.
• 1:58:30
  Okay.
• 1:58:31
  Well, you know, they got really cool boobies there.
• 1:58:34
  I like their boobies.
• 1:58:34
  They, I don't, I didn't know they started giving, uh, drinking milk there so much.
• 1:58:39
  I'm not sure you're talking about the moment, but.
• 1:58:45
  Wait, I don't know.
• 1:58:49
  Yeah.
• 1:58:49
  Have you ever been to Japan?
• 1:58:50
  Have you ever been there?
• 1:58:52
  No, but that's the reason why I call you tonight because it got brought up.
• 1:58:57
  So 1988 1987.
• 1:59:03
  So.
• 1:59:07
  I couldn't have been 1987.
• 1:59:09
  I could not have been in 1988.
• 1:59:11
  It had to be 1989.
• 1:59:13
  So.
• 1:59:16
  You go to high school.
• 1:59:17
  I was supposed to stay there for five years.
• 1:59:20
  I messed up.
• 1:59:22
  I was told I had to take gym.
• 1:59:24
  Great.
• 1:59:24
  I took gym.
• 1:59:26
  I fell two gym prices in England.
• 1:59:29
  I was told, oh, you fell two gym prices in England.
• 1:59:33
  I was like, okay.
• 1:59:34
  And they were like, you have to do summer school or you have to do another semester.
• 1:59:39
  I was like, oh, and I was like, I was told I had to do gym, but I didn't know how to pass it.
• 1:59:47
  So I took gym.
• 1:59:49
  I didn't, I just fucking skipped out on gym.
• 1:59:51
  I was not a gym person.
• 1:59:52
  I fucking skipped out on gym.
• 1:59:54
  Like, I felt it because I didn't fucking do it.
• 1:59:58
  However, I fucked up on English.
• 2:00:00
  So.
• 2:00:02
  I was like, I'm not going to summer school.
• 2:00:04
  I'll come back to the next semester.
• 2:00:06
  So I did the five year high school plan.
• 2:00:13
  And not just fucking for three classes, apparently.
• 2:00:16
  And I'm trying to still get it right in my head.
• 2:00:19
  Did I stay for the entire year?
• 2:00:22
  Because nonetheless, I met.
• 2:00:25
  You didn't even mean my wife.
• 2:00:26
  Who's my fucking most incredible woman ever?
• 2:00:31
  Well, but I met a fucking most incredible woman ever.
• 2:00:37
  So I met her if I had not stayed.
• 2:00:40
  I met her.
• 2:00:43
  And the long story short, but I gave her a book and I don't remember giving her a book
• 2:00:49
  because I was into Japanese culture.
• 2:00:52
  You're playing RPGs, well playing games.
• 2:00:57
  You ever hear of RuneQuest?
• 2:00:59
  Yeah, I know RuneQuest.
• 2:01:01
  RuneQuest had an ascending or a spin-off.
• 2:01:07
  They had Vikings, but they also had Japan.
• 2:01:13
  Are you familiar with any of this stuff?
• 2:01:16
  Because no, I bought all these games.
• 2:01:20
  Like I pressured my parents, my grandmother, whatever to buy them for.
• 2:01:24
  And I got them and everybody else like, yeah, it's interesting.
• 2:01:28
  Yeah, you know, I'm very gonna play that.
• 2:01:30
  But I bought a game called RuneQuest.
• 2:01:35
  Actually, I borrowed that game, but I bought the spin-off, the addendum, the whatever you want to
• 2:01:43
  call them today.
• 2:01:44
  So I bought one of which was Vikings.
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  I love that one.
• 2:01:50
  That was a great module, whatever it was.
• 2:01:52
  But also Japan.
• 2:01:57
  I also had a friend who lived in my neighborhood who somehow came upon a karate book.
• 2:02:05
  He, I was like, oh, that's a pretty cool book.
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  And I borrowed it.
• 2:02:08
  He's like, yeah, sure.
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  So I was, I borrowed it for a really long time.
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  I fucking still have that book today.
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  It's my eyes.
• 2:02:16
  I had that book.
• 2:02:18
  So never lend anything to me because I'll save it for eternity.
• 2:02:24
  So you'd be like, oh, that fucking dick has my book, but oh shit.
• 2:02:28
  That guy still has my dick.
• 2:02:29
  My, whoa.
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  I still have your book.
• 2:02:34
  I don't have your dick.
• 2:02:36
  Oh shit.
• 2:02:38
  I definitely don't have any dick.
• 2:02:39
  But, oh, except for my.
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  In your garage.
• 2:02:42
  So my, garage full of kicks.
• 2:02:46
  Oh, don't involve my garage because I got a fucking clean and shit up.
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  It's fucking big.
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  Like I think she said, but no, really fucking up.
• 2:02:57
  So I borrowed that karate book and I was trying to practice karate and I was probably,
• 2:03:06
  oh, actually that was, that was well before I met that girlfriend in high school.
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  So I was well interested in a Japanese culture, probably when I was 16.
• 2:03:17
  But when I met that girl in high school, I had to have been 17, 18.
• 2:03:25
  So it's probably two to three years by the time I was really interested in Japanese culture.
• 2:03:32
  So I, okay.
• 2:03:37
  Long story short, she told me like 2018 when she fucking disappeared and came back.
• 2:03:47
  She's like, oh yeah, you gave me a book.
• 2:03:48
  It was a Japanese book.
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  It was a Japanese English to Japanese book.
• 2:03:53
  I'm like, I gave you a book.
• 2:03:55
  She's like, yeah, you gave me in high school.
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  I'm like, I have no work.
• 2:03:59
  I'll actually give you a Japanese to English, English to Japanese translation book in high school.
• 2:04:07
  I was like, that makes sense because I was fucking really interested.
• 2:04:11
  So the joke, well, nine times I'm saying one story short, probably a fourth time.
• 2:04:18
  But I fucking jinxed myself and it was with my wife and my presence and like,
• 2:04:25
  I fucking gave this girl a Japanese English dictionary.
• 2:04:33
  And then she fucking moved away, disappeared for 20 years, married a Japanese guy, lived in Japan,
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  taught English in Japan for I don't know how many years, had issues and came back to the U.S. in 2018.
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  2017, 2017.
• 2:04:58
  So that's when she started telling me like, this is what happened.
• 2:05:01
  I'm like, wow, I have no recollection of this or the recollection of that, but holy fuck.
• 2:05:07
  So my ex-girlfriend from high school came back in 2017 and one story short.
• 2:05:14
  So my wife, not an issue, we're all friends, but I still have a fucking deep interest in
• 2:05:23
  Japanese culture and my ex-girlfriend taught English in Japan.
• 2:05:30
  Oh, so when she came back, I was like, really?
• 2:05:35
  You need to take me to a Japanese restaurant.
• 2:05:37
  I was like, all right, all right, you need to take me to a Japanese restaurant.
• 2:05:42
  I got her taken to three Japanese restaurants.
• 2:05:45
  I know, fucking awesome.
• 2:05:48
  The first one's like, oh, this was the one I was like, wait, that was great.
• 2:05:52
  Okay, we'll try the next one.
• 2:05:54
  All three of them were fucking awesome.
• 2:05:57
  So and they're like, they're not Koreatown, Midtown Manhattan.
• 2:06:04
  They're really close to it, but they're not.
• 2:06:07
  It's fucking weird being a white guy, not knowing shit.
• 2:06:13
  You're like, oh yeah, that's back to those people over there and that's it.
• 2:06:17
  And then when we went to the restaurant and they were speaking in whatever language they were,
• 2:06:28
  apparently it turns out they're speaking Japanese because my ex-girlfriend friend said
• 2:06:35
  whatever she said, it was in Japanese.
• 2:06:39
  And you could see the look in their eyes, like that guy, that white guy that goes around to China
• 2:06:46
  and you could see his YouTube video and he overhears the Chinese video at Chinese Beach.
• 2:06:53
  He makes the videos and he speaks in Chinese and all the Chinese people like, oh,
• 2:06:59
  like their eyes wide open and like they really fuck the brush.
• 2:07:04
  So that's what happened in when my friends spoke in Japanese.
• 2:07:11
  They were like, oh, so we got treated a little bit better when she spoke to me
• 2:07:18
  quite similarly, politely.
• 2:07:21
  And we got fucking, I take care of in three restaurants.
• 2:07:26
  It was fucking awesome.
• 2:07:27
  Wow.
• 2:07:27
  Love it.
• 2:07:28
  But that was 2018.
• 2:07:31
  Yeah, that was all three of the times was 2018.
• 2:07:34
  So now that this got brought up, I'm going to bring it up with my wife who,
• 2:07:42
  teasingly, I'm going to say this because well, good friends and I fucking throw that in their faces
• 2:07:50
  because we had a Hawaiian shirt party this summer and
• 2:07:53
  I chuckle because we're all good friends.
• 2:08:00
  So my wife's like, you can hang out with them, but you just got to tell them, like, okay.
• 2:08:10
  And so we went to the Hawaiian shirt party, which is in July.
• 2:08:16
  We had karaoke for the first time because we didn't have the band.
• 2:08:23
  Hawaiian shirt party, they had one from New York.
• 2:08:29
  The people that threw the Hawaiian shirt party, it was like the fourth, I think,
• 2:08:33
  yes, it was the 40th Hawaiian shirt party that we had.
• 2:08:37
  So we've been having it since we were like 16, 17.
• 2:08:42
  That's amazing.
• 2:08:43
  I think the first time I went was when I was 18, I think, none of us.
• 2:08:48
  So the guy that was throwing the party from his teenagers years, married a woman,
• 2:09:01
  had been together for a number of years.
• 2:09:04
  They'd been throwing them together, well, well, great friends.
• 2:09:07
  She's an expert for the mind as well.
• 2:09:09
  Anyway, so they threw the 40th.
• 2:09:16
  However, for the last like nine years, they've actually had a band, a bar band,
• 2:09:23
  the loudest fuck.
• 2:09:25
  Nobody can talk.
• 2:09:27
  Great.
• 2:09:28
  Appreciate it.
• 2:09:29
  Anyway, skip.
• 2:09:32
  Instead of our band, we had karaoke that time.
• 2:09:36
  So everybody was able to communicate.
• 2:09:39
  We didn't have to yell over each other that night.
• 2:09:51
  We had karaoke.
• 2:09:53
  And karaoke, my fucking ex-girlfriend friend says, hey, to my wife, you want to sing scrubs
• 2:10:07
  Okay.
• 2:10:09
  So the fucking two of them sing scrubs.
• 2:10:12
  You know that song?
• 2:10:14
  Yeah.
• 2:10:15
  I don't want no scrubs.
• 2:10:17
  Yes, exactly.
• 2:10:18
  So they sing like a me.
• 2:10:20
  I think my wife was oblivious to why it was chosen for my fucking friend.
• 2:10:26
  It's fucking smart.
• 2:10:29
  She's a Japanese.
• 2:10:30
  She's the Italian, Irish, English, like I am.
• 2:10:35
  I'm Italian, Irish.
• 2:10:36
  I'm an American.
• 2:10:38
  I'm a broadside.
• 2:10:39
  When people ask me, oh, where are you from?
• 2:10:41
  I go on the front of the bar.
• 2:10:43
  You're like, no, no, no, no, where are you from?
• 2:10:44
  I'm like, as far as I know, my father's Italian.
• 2:10:49
  So I'm 50% Italian.
• 2:10:51
  Like, my mother was British English, British, Jewish, English, Irish.
• 2:11:00
  So they're like, oh, you're so.
• 2:11:02
  So my friend told me that years ago, and more recently, I'm like, I don't want me to tell
• 2:11:11
  me that.
• 2:11:11
  So we're very, we're similar.
• 2:11:13
  So we're fucking nuts.
• 2:11:16
  This looks good.
• 2:11:17
  So she's fucking singing.
• 2:11:20
  I don't want no scrubs.
• 2:11:22
  And my wife's singing along with her.
• 2:11:23
  I'm like, you people are fucking funny.
• 2:11:27
  So this crazy fucking nut that my wife and this crazy fucking nut.
• 2:11:37
  My ex-girlfriend.
• 2:11:39
  I adore.
• 2:11:40
  So if you want to, the long story is short.
• 2:11:45
  And if you want to go to Japan, I'll have the guide.
• 2:11:50
  So I'm going to leave you with that.
• 2:11:53
  Love you, Nick.
• 2:11:54
  Talk to you soon.
• 2:11:56
  Bye.
• 2:12:26
  You're too much for me.
• 2:12:53
  I want you out of my head, out of my bed, out of my heart.
• 2:12:59
  Look at what you made me do.
• 2:13:06
  I should be over here.
• 2:13:11
  You got me thinking.
• 2:13:24
  Man.
• 2:13:41
  No.
• 2:13:45
  I'm gonna lose control
• 2:13:47
  Baby, I don't wanna be alone
• 2:13:49
  But if you stay, I don't
• 2:13:50
  I'm gonna lose control
• 2:13:52
  Baby, I don't wanna be alone
• 2:13:54
  But if you stay, I don't
• 2:13:59
  No, I'm gonna lose control
• 2:14:09
  I don't wanna lose control
• 2:14:12
  Monsters in my head they're saying
• 2:14:23
  Monsters in my head they're saying
• 2:14:34
  Monsters in my head they're saying
• 2:14:39
  Say in my head, say in my head
• 2:15:09
  I tried so hard and got so far and in the end it was just a voice mail
• 2:15:27
  Hey Nick, oh God what a week I've had
• 2:15:35
  So a colleague, a nurse, she came up to me
• 2:15:41
  Kind of flirtation, put her hand on my shoulder and said
• 2:15:45
  Hey, are you ready for the fall?
• 2:15:51
  I turned around with a smirk and started talking, you know, all the reasons for prepping and or how the sewer will potentially be one of the safest havens in all the eventual issues
• 2:16:13
  That's why I'm down here, I'm ready for the fall
• 2:16:15
  She gave me a completely blank ass stare
• 2:16:18
  And I realized, oh, she's not with it
• 2:16:22
  She's just talking about autumn, not the eventual and total collapse of our society
• 2:16:31
  Yeah, which is happening
• 2:16:32
  Anyway, go fuck yourself, love you Nick
• 2:16:35
  Yeah, thanks for the call doc, thanks for the call
• 2:16:40
  Such a good call
• 2:16:43
  It's past midnight in the sewer everybody
• 2:16:47
  We gotta get through this show, this show isn't gonna come an urban legend soon
• 2:16:51
  Hello Nick the Rat, I'm calling on the advice of Ducky
• 2:16:56
  And I would like to request tonight, hypo negative black number one
• 2:17:02
  Thank you
• 2:17:03
  Black black black black number one
• 2:17:08
  Hey Nick
• 2:17:09
  Yes
• 2:17:10
  I'm gonna close it again, just a network, close it
• 2:17:15
  What the hell is that infernal beeping?
• 2:17:18
  Shut it all down, start pulling wires
• 2:17:23
  I should call IT, adios, mafo
• 2:17:29
  Call IT
• 2:17:31
  Open the phone lines man, fall in the sleep here
• 2:17:36
  I'm sorry bro
• 2:17:38
  Maybe if you were on that Japanese time, it'd be okay
• 2:17:49
  Alright well everybody, that was their show tonight
• 2:17:53
  There was a couple more urban legends I was gonna read but
• 2:17:59
  Nah, well they're not even good
• 2:18:04
  Let's see, this one happened to my cousin's co-worker supposedly
• 2:18:09
  Three weeks into dating a guy from an app, they swap locations
• 2:18:14
  Quote unquote just for safety, who swaps locations?
• 2:18:19
  Who would do that?
• 2:18:22
  Especially with somebody after three weeks, I don't swap locations with people I've known for years
• 2:18:27
  Person's crazy
• 2:18:29
  One Thursday, he texts her that he's on his way and then goes quiet for two hours
• 2:18:36
  She opens the map and his dot is sitting two blocks away from her building, not moving
• 2:18:42
  She texts him back, you good and gets nothing, so she puts on her shoes and walks down there
• 2:18:48
  His car is at the curb with the engine running, the headlights on and the driver's door hanging open
• 2:18:55
  Nobody's in it, her phone buzzes, it's him, don't turn around, I'm right behind you
• 2:19:01
  She turns around and the streets empty and every window is dark
• 2:19:06
  She goes back inside of her house and locks everything and opens the map to find him
• 2:19:11
  His dot isn't at the car anymore, it's in her building and then it's on her floor and it's at her door
• 2:19:19
  She looks through the peephole and the hallway is empty
• 2:19:23
  The dot doesn't move, it just sits there for a long time
• 2:19:27
  In the morning the car is gone and so is his account
• 2:19:31
  She says, she still checks the map sometimes just to see if it's outside her door again
• 2:19:40
  Woo-hoo!
• 2:19:42
  That's a mass lore for you right there, anyway, I'm gonna get out of here
• 2:19:46
  Next week we have John S. Dvorak, gonna be on live
• 2:19:51
  We probably won't have a live call in with him, we're gonna spare him that
• 2:19:56
  But we're gonna have a nice interview, I got a lot of questions to talk to him
• 2:19:59
  And it's gonna be interesting, he's...
• 2:20:05
  I think we have a lot of the same hobbies, perhaps, we'll see
• 2:20:08
  Tune in next week for the big show, anyway, this has been Nick Therat
• 2:20:13
  I hope you have a lovely spooky rest of the week, keep it spooky
• 2:20:19
  Halloween's coming man, October is already halfway done
• 2:20:23
  Make sure you're enjoying the fall from inside of your bunker, I'm inside of my sewer
• 2:20:30
  And I hope everybody... go grab a pumpkin, maybe...
• 2:20:35
  I'm gonna probably carve a pumpkin on the show, not next week
• 2:20:38
  Because you can't really interview somebody while you're carving a pumpkin
• 2:20:41
  But the week after that I'm gonna carve a pumpkin live on the air
• 2:20:44
  I got plans for the whole rest of the month, I got plans for the show
• 2:20:49
  Anyway, we'll be back next week, stay good, love you all, goodnight
• 2:20:55
  Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
• 2:21:02
  We got Just Slimy with Unspoken
• 2:21:06
  All the music's CC by 3.0 on mysamcloudslashlikeslashthright
• 2:21:11
  We'll see you next week
• 2:21:15
  Bye
• 2:21:41
  You
• 2:22:11
  You
• 2:22:41
  You
• 2:23:11
  You
• 2:23:41
  You
• 2:24:11
  You
• 2:24:16
  Hey, where are you? What are you doing in here?
• 2:24:19
  This place was shut down, abandoned
• 2:24:23
  Get out of here
• 2:24:34
  Something you might have heard about mixing pop rocks and soda
• 2:24:38
  Well, supposedly, they're stomach and your intestines, everything first
• 2:24:43
  Really? Anyone you know died this way?
• 2:24:47
  Mikey, from the cereal commercial, give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything
• 2:24:51
  No, killing animals, rats have rights, buy on veggies, rats have rights
• 2:25:08
  You